Gyaos Log

I'm gonna do an RP.
   *MEANWHILE, IN THE EVIL LAIR OF SCHELETRORE...*
   (Scheletrore)<(MY EVIL CONQUERING HAS NOT GONE AS QUICKLY AS PLANNED...)
   (Scheletrore)<(WAIT, I HAVE A PLAN...)
   (Scheletrore)<(I, SCHELETRORE, SHALL RECLAIM THIS PLANET BY EMITTING BY FUCKING REVIVAL ROCK MUSIC ACROSS THE WORLD!)
   (Scheletrore)<(WHAT DO YOU ALL SAY?)
   *There's nobody else in the room*
   (Scheletrore)<(...NO MATTER. I SHALL EMIT MY GUITAR SOUNDS FROM THE NEAREST RADIO TOWER.)
 11:10
MechaZero101:
i did read that. @Dawg
 11:11
GyaosKing485:
(Scheletrore)<(BUT FIRST...)
 11:11
Ty-Dawg:
What chu think?
 11:11
GyaosKing485:
(Scheletrore)<(MILK.)
 11:11
MechaZero101:
neat.
 11:11
Ty-Dawg:
Yayz
 11:11
GyaosKing485:
*Scheletrore takes out a carton of milk, and pours it all over himself, making himself stronger*
 11:11
MechaZero101:
is the ARC RPs closed though?
 11:11
Ty-Dawg:
Nup
 11:11
MechaZero101:
cause i might join
 11:12
Ty-Dawg:
Make a guess whos gonna get ahead in the villainous partnership
 11:12
MechaZero101:
Ooze,?
 11:12
Ty-Dawg:
Ding
   Ding
   YOU WIN
 11:12
MechaZero101:
wat do i win?
 11:13
Ty-Dawg:
Nothing
 11:13
MechaZero101:
...
 11:13
Ty-Dawg:
Anyhow
   Imma brb
 11:13
GyaosKing485:
(Scheletrore)<(NOW, ONWARD!)
 11:13
MechaZero101:
* MechaZero101 points a gun at Ty-Dawg
 11:13
Ty-Dawg:
Eatin LUNCH!
   * Ty-Dawg runs away
 11:13
MechaZero101:
FUCKKKKKK
 11:13
GyaosKing485:
*Scheletrore rides off to get to the nearest radio tower*
 11:13
MechaZero101:
also
   The Nether
   Thoughts?
 11:15
GyaosKing485:
*He ends up at the closest one, then amplifies it with his magic*
   *Soon, every single television across the Earth is focused on this one skeleton king*
   (Scheletrore)<(ATTENTION DUMBFUCKS OF THIS PLANET.)
   (Scheletrore)<(YOU FUCKING RUINED EVERYTHING.)
   (Scheletrore)<(NOW LISTEN CLOSELY WHILE I PLAY THIS MUSIC THAT WILL UNDOUBTEDLY BRING IN MILLIONS TO MY ARMY.)
   *He takes out his guitar, and begins some fucking death metal guitar solos, thus causing THE DEAD TO RISE FROM THEIR GRAVES*
   *Skeletons begin rising from every single corner of the planet, amassing one of the largest armies ever known*
 11:17
MechaZero101:
holy shit
~ You are now away. ~
 11:18
GyaosKing485:
*A skeleton bursts out from underneath a man from Boston, all while screeching "EN GARDE FUCKBOY"*
   *Everyone across the globe is getting SPOOKED en masse*
   *People are killed, then skinned, then removed of flesh, which then turns them into more SKELETON SOLDIERS
   *SKELETON DOGS RISE FROM THE GROUND, CONSUMING MAN BY THE DOZENS*
   *Meanwhile, Scheletrore is happy with his almost easy amassing of his army*
   *Then, in an instant, they walk to their master, through the seas, to their one true master, Scheletrore*
~ You are no longer away. ~
 11:25
Ty-Dawg:
back
 11:25
MechaZero101:
wb
 11:26
GyaosKing485:
*He has amassed hundreds of thousands of skeletons in minutes*
 11:26
Ty-Dawg:
ALL HAIL IVAN OOZE
 11:26
GyaosKing485:
*His army is climbing to be one of which is larger then anything man can produce, they all stare at him*
 11:26
Ty-Dawg:
THE ONE TRUE GOD OF GOOP
 11:27
GyaosKing485:
(Scheletrore)<(MY FELLOW SKELETON UNDERLINGS...)
   (Scheletrore)<(MILK FOR ALL, TO MAKE US INVINCIBLE!)
   *Almost every skeleton in the area cheers in excitement*
 11:27
Ty-Dawg:
IVANS OOZE, YOU JUST CANT LOSE
 11:28
MechaZero101:
xD
 11:29
GyaosKing485:
*Their calcium is through the fucking roof now, you can't beat these guys as a normal man*
 11:29
Ty-Dawg:
Really though....
   You know what, I wont say anything
 11:30
MechaZero101:
if they invade i'm fucking bringing in The Demon God
   and he's not someone you wanna mess with
   messing with him is a death sentence
 11:30
Ty-Dawg:
Just stay out of San Francisco
   That's all that matters to me
 11:31
GyaosKing485:
But they're already dead.
 11:31
Ty-Dawg:
DOUBLE DEAD
 11:32
MechaZero101:
and so are you. :P
 11:32
GyaosKing485:
You don't want a skeleton ghost to throttle your Demon God, don't you?
 11:32
MechaZero101:
The Demon God woud fucking urinate on them all and they would die
   would*
 11:33
Ty-Dawg:
Please stop this dick measuring contest
 11:33
GyaosKing485:
This isn't a fucking dick measuring contest.
   Or DBZ.
   Those are pretty much the same though.
 11:34
MechaZero101:
xD
 11:34
Ty-Dawg:
Yall are arguing about whos characters culd beat who
   That's a dick measuring contest in my opinion
 11:35
MechaZero101:
DICKTIONARY
;^)
   imnotsorry
 11:36
Ty-Dawg:
of course you arent
   ///I wish galli was here
 11:36
MechaZero101:
it's been a long time since i've RPed with Gallo