Deadmeat Chronicles: Marshmallows in the Park

>You are an average man just out for a relaxing day.
>You love going to the park and watching the animals.
>You have just left the grocery store and have bought a big bag of marshmallows.
>It is a lovely cool sunny day, hardly a breeze at all.
>You have walked several paths and trails, the fresh air smells great.
>You walk down a side walk and see an empty bench.
>You walk and sit in it.
>You open your bag and toss a few marshmallows out in the grass.
>You know they aren’t really ‘wild’ but the fluffy ponies have populated the area and it is kind of cute how they eat.
>”Yay! Nice hoomin bwing nummies!”, “Fwuffy hungy!”, “Pwease mo mushy nummies pwease!”
>They are on the marshmallows quick, some pushing and nipping trying to keep it to themselves.
>”Whoa guys, no fighting. There is plenty to go around.”
>You toss out a handful more.
>You hear scurrying off to the side.
>You look around, all you see is a trash can and a few bushes.
>Must be some poor feral trying to build up enough nerve to come get food.
>You toss out a few more of the soft treats.
>He will come out eventually.
>The fluffies are eating and smiling.
>Their lips are smacking as they chew on the soft goodness you are providing.
>They look so cute, it is relaxing just watching them.
>You hear something to your side again.
>You guess the feral has come out, yep there he- whoa!
>He is a rough looking one, poor thing is covered in scars.
>Looks like he has a maroon body and a light green mane.
>That horn looks strange… man that ear is mangled.
>He just bit up one of the marshmallows.
>Well he is running off now.
>Is he… he seems to be laughing like a villain.
>Odd, well hope he enjoys the treat.
>You toss a few more marshmallows out.
>The fluffies have taken up playing.
>They sure are fun to watch, you don’t know why people abandon them.
>What is that over there?
>Strange, someone has put a marshmallow in a bush, looks like it is stuck on a stick.
>Guess someone put it there to confuse fluffies and make them get hurt trying to get it.
>You can understand population control but sometimes people can be dicks.
>Oh well, you have fluffies to watch.
>Awwww, one is sitting back on its haunches eating one of your treats.
>You might catch diabetes from looking at him.
>What’s that over there?
>Oh wow, that’s a squirrel.
>This is why you come to the park, animals just make you happy.
>It is hopping across the area, it seems to be sniffing the air.
>You toss a marshmallow at it.
>It runs away, but some fluffies chase it down and start eating it.
>Oh well, you get ready to grab some more to throw.
>Hey, it seems to notice the marshmallow in the bush.
>Good, not some poor fluffy won’t get hurt trying to get it.
>It seems to be getting closer sniffing the white sweet.
>It is crawling up to it.
>Awwww, it’s sniffing the marshmallow.
>It’s getting closer… it I standing on its hind legs about to garb it.
>It is so cute-
>”WAHHHHHHH!!!”
>The fuck!?
>That maroon fluffy pony from earlier just jumped out of the bush and tried to stab the squirrel with its horn!
>It somehow has placed the marshmallow on its horn.
>He was almost fast enough to get the squirrel, looks like he is chasing it now.
>Some other squirrels have come over, they are running around and jumping over the fluffy.
>He is shouting angrily and stabbing at them.
>Wow, he is pretty quick.
>Oh, he is taking up a fluffy intimidation stance.
>Yep, he’s puffing his cheeks.
>Some of these unicorns can make sparks come from their horns.
>Wonder if he can, but becareful little dude.
>If you makes sparks then…
>Yep, marshmallow just caught on fire.
>He just noticed what he did.
>Running around screaming, normal reaction from a fluffy who just found a fire on his head.
>He’s smarter than most fluffies, he is dragging his horn on the ground getting the fire off.
>Come to think of it, fluffies aren’t supposed to be smart or aggressive enough to attack anything.
>Oh well, now the poor guy is looking at the ruined surgery treat on the ground.
>Poor guy looks crushed, he is just staring at the melted remains of the marshmallow.
>It kind of looks like he is going to tear up.
>Poor fella, he must have been planning that for a while.
>All his plans fell apart and he has no one but himself to blame.
>He could have just eaten the marshmallow and enjoyed himself without trying to attack the innocent squirrels.
>And now he has to face he has nothing for his troubles and a melted-
>Whoa, a squirrel just ran by and grabbed the remains of the marshmallow.
>Look at that sucker go, already up a tree and nibbling the goo.
>Looks like other squirrels are coming around trying to get some.
>Ahhh, you love looking at nature.
>It is so fascinating.
>Wonder what the fluffy is doing.
>Oh wow, his little face is contorted.
>You think his face is actually glowing red.
>”FWAAAAAAHHHHH!!!”
>He just let out a howl of rage.
>He is charging the tree.
>He is now under the tree shaking his hoof at the squirrels.
>”BAB LEH HEB TEF! BARG BLOO PEFF GED!”
>He’s so mad he can’t even make words…
>His body is shaking in fury, he must really hate squirrels.
>You shake your head and dump the rest of your bag of marshmallows.
>You have never seen anything like that before.
>A fluffy confronting another animal with a plan.
>You can’t wait to post it on face book.
>You see so many interesting things at the park.