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Resync by shahriarxyz3
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)

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(EXHALES)

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All right, boys. Here we go.

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Nice and easy.

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Oh, man, Mitch, if you weren't here...

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I'm always here.

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Don't worry, your friend's
gonna be all right.

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Are you Batman?

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Sure, pal. Just bigger and browner.

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- All right, boys, get him in.
- Have a good run, Mitch.

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All right, Steph.

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- Yeah, Mitch.
- MITCH: Yo, Eros.

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How's it looking out there?

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Lippers are feebs today. Just eggy.

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Ah, eggy beyond, brah.

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Nuggin' higher outside
than a full-on gazebo.

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- Good call, brah.
- Come on.

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(BOTH GRUNTING)

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- All right, brah-brah!
- It's just brah.

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- Come on, Pete.
- Hey, Mitch!

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MITCH: I told you, you don't
have to do this every day.

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I want to. You saved my sister's life.

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You think I'm gonna forget that?

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All right. Well, listen, tomorrow
make my pecs a little bigger.

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And don't cover up my front bump.

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You got it. Huge dick.

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MITCH: Big dick.

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- Yo, Ellerbee.
- Hey, Mitch.

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Hey, come on, man, why don't
you leave my boys alone,

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and get off this big wheel
and come join me for a run?

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What are you saying,
that I need to work out?

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That I'm, what, looking smaller?

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No! You're looking big.

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I don't know how you
fit in that uniform, man.

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- Oh, yeah?
- Hey, hey!

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If I had a sister, I'd
introduce you to her, man.

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You all right, all right.

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Wait, was that sarcastic?

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Like calling a tall guy "Shorty"?

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Damn it, he always does that to me.

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I heard he invented Google
and gave it all to charity.

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Man, I heard he invented
the cure for the common cold.

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He ain't Superman, he's
a damn county lifeguard.

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Grown man wears spandex to work.

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So does Superman.

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Hey, fuck you! Get off my beach!

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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

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I don't even have to stretch
to guard you. Let's go.

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Nothing, nothing, nothing.

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(PLAYERS EXCLAIM)

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(ALL EXCLAIM)

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Ahh! Not on my beach, Arian!

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- MITCH: What up, Vern?
- What's up, Mitch?

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He saved my nana's life.
I ever tell you about that?

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Every time he jogs by.

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Literally, every single time.

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WOMAN: Hi, Mitch. (CHUCKLES)

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Flakka. Jesus.

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Hey, what's up, buddy?

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- Hey, Mitch.
- Hey, can I see that?

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Ah...

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- Where'd you get this?
- Right there.

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Right there, huh? Is this the only one?

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All right.

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You could go over there, you
could go the fuck over there,

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get the fuck out of here!

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What part of "private"
do you not understand?

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Hey, hey. What's up, boys?

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Ah...

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- Beach belongs to everybody.
- Nothing belongs to everybody.

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That's not nice.

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- There are killer waves, boys. Go shred.
- It's on.

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- Later, Mitch.
- All right, brah.

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Ah, you don't want to do that, big dog.

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I'm an animal lover,
but I will put you down.

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Frankie! Oh, my God, I am so sorry.

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Frankie, stop.

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Don't you know he's a friend?

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What a terrible, terrible way to meet.

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- You're Lieutenant Buchannon, right?
- I am.

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Victoria Leeds, the new
owner of the Huntley Club.

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Of course. I know exactly who you are.

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- Oh?
- (BOTH CHUCKLING)

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- Well, welcome to Emerald Bay.
- Thank you so much.

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I heard you were a head-turner.
What an understatement that is.

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(BOTH CHUCKLE)

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And I heard you were a charmer.
Guess that's an understatement, too.

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Nah...

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Um, I apologize for Frankie.

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I know this beach is public and,
honestly, I wish the club was, too.

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- But you, you're welcome anytime.
- Thank you very much.

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- I'll see you around?
- Yes, you will.

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Okay, I get that you have to
test for image stabilization,

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but why'd we have to come to the beach?

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You know I hate the beach.

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Besides, I got to get back
to work at the Huntley.

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Well, I'm sorry, man, but the beach
is important, okay? It's, uh...

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It's, you know, the wind and the, uh...

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(STUTTERS) Just...

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Oh... (LAUGHS) I get it.

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- I get it now, okay. I get it.
- Who... What, C.J.?

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No, I didn't even know she
was working on the beach today.

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"I didn't know C.J. was working."

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- Shut up, Dave.
- Hey, Ronnie.

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Ha...

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It's Ronnie, right?

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What the fuck? Yeah, it's Ronnie.

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- I'm Dave.
- Hi, Dave.

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- DAVE: Nice to meet you.
- C.J. How you doing?

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DAVE: I'm doing all right.

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You're trying out today, right?

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(MUMBLES)

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I saw your name on the
board. That's how I...

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(MUTTERS)

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Say... Say something.

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Kinda feel like this is your year.

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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

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Stop that.

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(MUMBLES)

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Okay. Um...

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Well, I'll see you at tryouts.

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Eh... All right, C.J.

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(MUMBLES)

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That was amazing to watch.

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She came up to you, she
was very nice and warm.

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And you handled it really smoothly.

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- Really?
- Fuck, no. That was awkward.

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- It was horrible.
- Fuck!

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Did you have a stroke? It
felt like you had a stroke.

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Hey, I'm Matt Brody.

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And not a single fuck was given.

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Ooh!

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- STEPHANIE: Hey, Ronnie.
- Oh, hey, Steph.

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- Welcome back.
- Thanks.

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Third time's a charm, right?

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Yeah, yeah, you know, I'm...

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Hey.

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I'm more motivated than ever.

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So you just need to fill out
this form and take off your shirt.

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Ahh... My shirt. No, I don't... Ugh.

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No one wants to see that.

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Take it off.

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Okay. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, of course.

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Ooh!

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Wow. Nice nipple-fros, bro. Damn!

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Hey, does anyone have a weed whacker?

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(MAKES WHIRRING NOISE)

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We got a comedian on the line.
What's your name, funny guy?

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- I'm Zane.
- You're Zane.

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Why don't you step out of my line, Zane?

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- Okay.
- Okay.

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You need to understand one
thing, Zane. We're a family here.

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A team. And we support each other.

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- You're out.
- Come on, I'm... I'm Zane.

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- Get the fuck off my beach.
- Okay. Okay.

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So you're going to make me guess your name?

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Are you following me?

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I was actually just going
to ask you the same thing.

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Okay. Look, you're hot.

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I may resist for a while, but we
both know eventually I'll give in.

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So why don't we just skip that.

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Why don't you put a baby in me?

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- Now.
- You know, honestly...

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I was thinking dinner first.

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But we could try the
baby thing, if you want.

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You are trying. Way too hard.

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Trying's the best part.

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- Summer.
- Hi.

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I was hoping we'd see you here.

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I couldn't sleep last
night. I am so excited.

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Hey, it's your day today, Summer.

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- SUMMER: Oh, thank you.
- You're welcome.

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Hey, fresh face. You
here for the qualifiers?

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Uh, no, no, I'm not trying out.

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I'm actually already on the team.

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You're already on this team?

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I'm Matt Brody. Ready for duty.

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"Ready for duty"? Oh, okay.

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Um, you got any papers
or anything like that?

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I do. There you go.

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Oh, it's a permission slip.
Literally. "Dear Mitch,

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"I am pleased to write you
on behalf of Mr. Matt Brody."

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- Right. Well, no free passes.
- Yeah. Whoa.

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At all. Yeah, 'cause I don't give a shit.

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I legit needed those for my taxes.

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What you need is to understand that
if you're going to be on this team,

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- you got to earn it.
- Really?

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Yeah. So, why don't we
start this whole thing over,

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just like gentlemen?

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Where you from, One Direction?

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Um... Iowa?

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- Iowa?
- You heard of it?

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Yeah, I know what it is.

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- Hey, Steph.
- Hey.

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New Kids on the Block here is from Iowa.

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Oh, man.

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And, uh, he says he's already on the team.

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- Yeah.
- Doesn't have to try out.

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- Really?
- Yeah, absolutely.

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Let me ask you this...
A lot of oceans in Iowa?

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No, just ponds and lakes and
cocky pretty boys, apparently.

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Uh-huh. Cocky pretty boys.

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Hey, Mitch, what happened to that

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last pretty boy recruit we had?

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- He died.
- R.I.P.

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Are you guys being serious right now?

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I honestly can't tell.

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You show up here, matching bathing suits.

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What is this, "lifeguard hazing"?

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I'm Matt Brody.

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I hold the world record in the 200 meter.

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Two gold medals.

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- Hey! Matt Brody.
- Matt Brody.

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- (LAUGHS)
- Yes, yes.

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Absolutely. And we still

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- don't give a fuck.
- Don't give a fuck.

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No, fresh out. Fresh out of fucks. Yeah.

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Okay, that ocean out there has riptides

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that'll tear your little mangina in two.

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My mangina?

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So you are being serious.

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Dead serious, right now, NSYNC, all right?

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This ain't no little
fucking pond out of Iowa.

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So with all due respect,

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you want to be here on
this team, on our team,

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you're gonna have to earn it.

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Look, I get it.

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You're big, Sasquatch.

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But I'm fast.

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Really fucking fast.

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Which is why somebody
important thinks I belong here.

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So when you two figure
out who the fuck I am,

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you can find me on the beach.

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See you. (MAKES KISSING SOUND)

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Did that really just happen?

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- It did. He slapped me.
- Wow.

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Yeah. His hands were
soft and supple though,

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- like a woman. No offense.
- None taken.

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You know what, man? I gotta tell you,

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I'm feeling really good about this year.

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You know what I'm saying?

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Good luck out there, man. Good luck.

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Thanks.

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And if you need some extra motivation...

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- Looking at it right there.
- Hey...

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(CHOKING)

248
00:13:53,372 --> 00:13:55,172
You okay? Help! C.J., help!

249
00:13:55,174 --> 00:13:57,106
DAVE: My friend is choking! Help!

250
00:13:57,108 --> 00:13:59,509
(WEAKLY) No, not C.J. Not C.J. No, no!

251
00:13:59,511 --> 00:14:01,211
Are you okay? You're choking.

252
00:14:01,213 --> 00:14:02,580
(GRUNTING)

253
00:14:06,251 --> 00:14:08,487
(C.J. GRUNTING)

254
00:14:13,192 --> 00:14:14,224
(SPITS)

255
00:14:14,226 --> 00:14:15,624
- (GASPING)
- Oh, God.

256
00:14:15,626 --> 00:14:16,928
Are you okay?

257
00:14:17,563 --> 00:14:19,074
- Ronnie.
- C.J.: You're gonna be just fine.

258
00:14:19,098 --> 00:14:20,398
What?

259
00:14:24,136 --> 00:14:25,537
Ah! Thank you!

260
00:14:26,104 --> 00:14:27,370
(BONE CRACKS)

261
00:14:27,372 --> 00:14:28,471
(GROANING)

262
00:14:28,473 --> 00:14:30,809
- Ronnie, are you okay?
- Oh, yeah.

263
00:14:31,642 --> 00:14:33,143
- (RONNIE MUMBLING)
- Are you sure?

264
00:14:33,145 --> 00:14:34,811
Yeah, yeah. No, don't touch, don't touch.

265
00:14:34,813 --> 00:14:36,145
Okay.

266
00:14:36,147 --> 00:14:39,182
I'm so good. You did good, good, good work.

267
00:14:39,184 --> 00:14:41,283
RONNIE: Good job. Thank
you, you can go now.

268
00:14:41,285 --> 00:14:43,385
Okay, um, drink some water...

269
00:14:43,387 --> 00:14:46,491
- Thank you so much. Okay.
- C.J.: ...I guess.

270
00:14:47,626 --> 00:14:49,427
- (WHISPERING) Dave?
- Yeah.

271
00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:51,727
- How does it look?
- How does what look?

272
00:14:51,729 --> 00:14:53,531
Down there.

273
00:14:55,166 --> 00:14:56,568
(CREAKING)

274
00:14:57,803 --> 00:14:59,201
Does not look good at all.

275
00:14:59,203 --> 00:15:00,370
Yeah, what does it look like?

276
00:15:00,372 --> 00:15:02,806
Looks like your dick is trapped
between two slats of wood.

277
00:15:02,808 --> 00:15:05,509
Okay, I just... Fuck, I can't reach it.

278
00:15:05,511 --> 00:15:07,878
I just need you to get down
there and just pop it out.

279
00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:09,446
No, I can't do that at all.

280
00:15:09,448 --> 00:15:11,214
Come on, I just need
you... You grab that dick

281
00:15:11,216 --> 00:15:12,548
- and you push it out.
- No, no.

282
00:15:12,550 --> 00:15:13,884
- Okay. Hi.
- (GASPS)

283
00:15:13,886 --> 00:15:15,085
I'm going to help you.

284
00:15:15,087 --> 00:15:17,387
We're going to deflate the
situation together. Okay?

285
00:15:17,389 --> 00:15:19,155
- (WEAKLY) Okay.
- Focus.

286
00:15:19,157 --> 00:15:20,690
Think about things that turn you off.

287
00:15:20,692 --> 00:15:23,996
Maybe like, um... Like
your grandma's underwear?

288
00:15:24,228 --> 00:15:26,395
- Mmm-mmm. Not working.
- No? Okay, cool.

289
00:15:26,397 --> 00:15:28,466
- Maybe, like...
- Ostriches.

290
00:15:28,599 --> 00:15:30,567
- Guys, still stuck.
- Mitch, hey, need you.

291
00:15:30,569 --> 00:15:32,302
No, no, not Mitch. Don't bring Mitch over.

292
00:15:32,304 --> 00:15:34,803
- Hey.
- Hey, Mitch is here.

293
00:15:34,805 --> 00:15:36,639
Ronnie, you pumped about
the qualifiers, buddy?

294
00:15:36,641 --> 00:15:39,241
You know it, man. I'm
just, um... I'm really...

295
00:15:39,243 --> 00:15:41,845
Really excited to quit my
double major in robotics

296
00:15:41,847 --> 00:15:44,681
and computer science and really,
really do something with my life.

297
00:15:44,683 --> 00:15:46,216
You don't need to look down there.

298
00:15:46,218 --> 00:15:47,317
Do not touch me right now.

299
00:15:47,319 --> 00:15:49,154
- Not even touching you.
- Okay.

300
00:15:49,887 --> 00:15:51,855
(EXHALES) Wow. Okay.

301
00:15:51,857 --> 00:15:53,722
Looks like you got your
beef and your biscuits

302
00:15:53,724 --> 00:15:55,160
- stuck down there.
- (COUGHS)

303
00:15:55,394 --> 00:15:57,626
It's gonna be okay. I've
been through it, too.

304
00:15:57,628 --> 00:15:59,428
- C.J.: Not a big deal.
- Really?

305
00:15:59,430 --> 00:16:01,565
Yeah, absolutely. I was stuck
in a woman for hours once.

306
00:16:01,567 --> 00:16:03,365
Couldn't get out.

307
00:16:03,367 --> 00:16:05,902
- Totally the same, yeah?
- It's the same thing.

308
00:16:05,904 --> 00:16:06,836
Stuck junk is stuck junk.

309
00:16:06,838 --> 00:16:10,506
(STAMMERING) Stuck junk
is stuck junk. Okay.

310
00:16:10,508 --> 00:16:12,808
All right, buddy, we're gonna have
to, uh, flash-freeze your johnson.

311
00:16:12,810 --> 00:16:14,811
No, no, it's okay, it's okay, I got it.

312
00:16:14,813 --> 00:16:16,413
Look, it's okay. (GRUNTS)

313
00:16:16,415 --> 00:16:17,514
- C.J.: Oh, my God.
- RONNIE: Nope. Still stuck.

314
00:16:17,516 --> 00:16:18,749
(GROANING)

315
00:16:18,751 --> 00:16:20,549
I mean, if you think about
it, it's a good thing, right?

316
00:16:20,551 --> 00:16:22,520
- Congratulations. (CHUCKLES)
- (CHUCKLES)

317
00:16:23,354 --> 00:16:25,355
MITCH: Hey, uh, how you feeling, sport?

318
00:16:25,357 --> 00:16:26,623
RONNIE: Better, but could we get

319
00:16:26,625 --> 00:16:28,460
some sort of perimeter going for the crowd?

320
00:16:29,895 --> 00:16:31,628
Nah. Nobody's looking. Just us.

321
00:16:31,630 --> 00:16:33,363
God, you're lying. That's a lot of people.

322
00:16:33,365 --> 00:16:35,534
Mitch, I can't get the swelling to go down.

323
00:16:36,367 --> 00:16:37,667
All right.

324
00:16:37,669 --> 00:16:38,969
We're going to have to pull it out.

325
00:16:38,971 --> 00:16:40,236
- Pull it?
- MITCH: Yeah.

326
00:16:40,238 --> 00:16:42,004
- Just like pulling a tooth.
- What?

327
00:16:42,006 --> 00:16:43,539
Don't you touch my dick!

328
00:16:43,541 --> 00:16:44,843
I'm okay. (GROANS)

329
00:16:44,943 --> 00:16:46,909
- (CROWD EXCLAIMS)
- (GROANING)

330
00:16:46,911 --> 00:16:48,778
C.J.: Ronnie, are you okay?

331
00:16:48,780 --> 00:16:50,580
(GRUNTS) Yeah, no, I'm good. I'm good.

332
00:16:50,582 --> 00:16:51,947
DAVE: I'm proud of you, Ronnie.

333
00:16:51,949 --> 00:16:54,686
RONNIE: Fuck you, Dave.
You're my worst friend.

334
00:17:04,596 --> 00:17:06,663
Captain, uh, I need to
talk to you about this...

335
00:17:06,665 --> 00:17:08,397
Yeah, Mitch. Look, you're just in time.

336
00:17:08,399 --> 00:17:09,932
I want you to watch something.

337
00:17:09,934 --> 00:17:11,603
Check this out.

338
00:17:12,937 --> 00:17:16,839
NARRATOR: Matt Brody, U.S. swimmer,
sex symbol and adrenaline junkie.

339
00:17:16,841 --> 00:17:18,474
BRODY: How do I define myself?

340
00:17:18,476 --> 00:17:21,746
80% trill and 30% dope.

341
00:17:22,347 --> 00:17:24,446
People think I'm crazy,
that I'm out of control.

342
00:17:24,448 --> 00:17:26,282
How do you think I
got all this gold?

343
00:17:26,284 --> 00:17:27,317
NARRATOR: "Crazy and out of control"

344
00:17:27,319 --> 00:17:29,352
may have worked for
his individual events,

345
00:17:29,354 --> 00:17:32,355
but when it came to the relay,
Brody blew it for the team.

346
00:17:32,357 --> 00:17:34,356
COMMENTATOR: USA is in the
lead for the team relay

347
00:17:34,358 --> 00:17:36,262
and Brody's in the water to anchor.

348
00:17:36,861 --> 00:17:38,295
Oh, my God!

349
00:17:38,297 --> 00:17:40,029
Looks like he just
vomited in the pool.

350
00:17:40,031 --> 00:17:41,798
NARRATOR: After a night
of partying in Rio

351
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,999
led to a streak of
bad luck in the pool,

352
00:17:44,001 --> 00:17:46,804
Brody was dubbed the "Vomit Comet."

353
00:17:47,306 --> 00:17:49,675
How do you feel about losing
a medal for your teammates?

354
00:17:49,974 --> 00:17:51,776
There's no "I" in "team."

355
00:17:53,345 --> 00:17:54,477
But there is a "me."

356
00:17:54,479 --> 00:17:55,679
Are you dyslexic?

357
00:17:55,681 --> 00:17:57,681
I'm Caucasian.

358
00:17:57,683 --> 00:17:59,784
- (BRODY CHUCKLES)
- (REMOTE CLICKS)

359
00:17:59,951 --> 00:18:03,022
This is the guy you think is
a good PR opportunity for us?

360
00:18:03,789 --> 00:18:05,454
Wow. Right?

361
00:18:05,456 --> 00:18:07,723
He's reckless, he's insubordinate. Come on.

362
00:18:07,725 --> 00:18:09,425
Which is why we can afford him.

363
00:18:09,427 --> 00:18:10,794
Come on, Mitch.

364
00:18:10,796 --> 00:18:13,329
The guy's only here
because he took a plea deal.

365
00:18:13,331 --> 00:18:15,332
(SCOFFS) A plea deal?

366
00:18:15,334 --> 00:18:16,936
For what?

367
00:18:17,034 --> 00:18:18,835
(CLEARS THROAT) The
specifics aren't important.

368
00:18:18,837 --> 00:18:22,672
What's important is that we
are his community service.

369
00:18:22,674 --> 00:18:23,972
Come on. He's a train wreck.

370
00:18:23,974 --> 00:18:25,607
With two gold medals.

371
00:18:25,609 --> 00:18:27,477
How many gold medals do you have?

372
00:18:27,479 --> 00:18:28,948
Probably zero. Okay?

373
00:18:29,815 --> 00:18:33,415
Brody is an American hero with
the face of a Swedish model.

374
00:18:33,417 --> 00:18:34,584
You're losing me.

375
00:18:34,586 --> 00:18:35,518
He's one of the best
swimmers in the whole world.

376
00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:37,753
There's more to this
job than just swimming.

377
00:18:37,755 --> 00:18:40,890
- You know that.
- Yeah, there's also politics.

378
00:18:40,892 --> 00:18:43,526
Now, look, Mitch, let's be honest.

379
00:18:43,528 --> 00:18:45,060
We're staring into the abyss here.

380
00:18:45,062 --> 00:18:47,896
City council's already
cut our funding again.

381
00:18:47,898 --> 00:18:50,032
What the council wants
and what the bay needs

382
00:18:50,034 --> 00:18:51,369
are two different things.

383
00:18:51,636 --> 00:18:53,403
I found more flakka this morning.

384
00:18:53,405 --> 00:18:55,372
Clearly, we have new dealers in the bay.

385
00:18:55,374 --> 00:18:59,078
And this shit is like bath salts on meth.

386
00:19:00,979 --> 00:19:02,778
Wow, flakka?

387
00:19:02,780 --> 00:19:04,047
Good work, Mitch.

388
00:19:04,049 --> 00:19:05,714
I'll turn this over to the police.

389
00:19:05,716 --> 00:19:07,549
Hey, look. This new guy of yours?

390
00:19:07,551 --> 00:19:09,118
He's not ready for this kind of trouble.

391
00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:12,388
He doesn't need to be,
and neither do you. Okay?

392
00:19:12,390 --> 00:19:13,556
It's not your job.

393
00:19:13,558 --> 00:19:15,057
It's the busiest time of the year.

394
00:19:15,059 --> 00:19:17,830
I need you out there shining for me.

395
00:19:18,396 --> 00:19:20,497
- All right, I'll do it.
- Yes!

396
00:19:20,499 --> 00:19:22,030
But he's got to pass qualifiers first.

397
00:19:22,032 --> 00:19:23,799
- You got it.
- Which should be easy

398
00:19:23,801 --> 00:19:25,934
considering he's the "best
swimmer in the world."

399
00:19:25,936 --> 00:19:27,372
Right?

400
00:19:28,406 --> 00:19:29,939
VICTORIA: Good afternoon, Councilman.

401
00:19:29,941 --> 00:19:33,244
- Good afternoon.
- So, how is our progress?

402
00:19:33,511 --> 00:19:36,512
Most of the council has
signed off on your terms.

403
00:19:36,514 --> 00:19:37,547
Good.

404
00:19:37,549 --> 00:19:38,815
And the rest are almost there.

405
00:19:38,817 --> 00:19:40,482
"Almost"?

406
00:19:40,484 --> 00:19:43,420
(CLICKS TONGUE) Ugh. Councilman,

407
00:19:43,422 --> 00:19:47,725
you seem like the kind of man who
knows how to seize an opportunity.

408
00:19:48,460 --> 00:19:49,762
Me, too.

409
00:19:50,762 --> 00:19:53,829
Back home, my younger brother was
given the family business to run

410
00:19:53,831 --> 00:19:56,532
when clearly I had the business gene.

411
00:19:56,534 --> 00:19:58,403
Why? Because I'm a woman.

412
00:19:59,136 --> 00:20:00,936
So I came to America,

413
00:20:00,938 --> 00:20:05,209
the Land of Opportunity,
because everything is fair here.

414
00:20:05,577 --> 00:20:07,143
But who's to say anymore?

415
00:20:07,145 --> 00:20:09,814
I have a point to prove, Councilman.

416
00:20:11,148 --> 00:20:13,752
And I'm here to create
an opportunity for you.

417
00:20:19,558 --> 00:20:21,025
(EXHALES)

418
00:20:22,860 --> 00:20:24,830
I'm sure they'll come around.

419
00:20:25,129 --> 00:20:27,398
I'm sure they will, too.

420
00:20:31,001 --> 00:20:33,068
Why does she always look
like she's running in slo-mo?

421
00:20:33,070 --> 00:20:34,706
You see it, too?

422
00:20:37,475 --> 00:20:39,875
She always looks wet. But not too wet.

423
00:20:39,877 --> 00:20:41,179
Right.

424
00:20:42,813 --> 00:20:45,013
She's the reason I believe in God.

425
00:20:45,015 --> 00:20:47,182
Hey, how's your dick?

426
00:20:47,184 --> 00:20:48,617
Oh, uh, it's good, you know...

427
00:20:48,619 --> 00:20:50,221
(STAMMERS) It's better, you know...

428
00:20:50,754 --> 00:20:52,755
It's just ready for action. (LAUGHS)

429
00:20:52,757 --> 00:20:54,123
- (CHUCKLES) Okay.
- Okay.

430
00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:55,491
Okay.

431
00:20:55,493 --> 00:20:57,192
I got my dick stuck in a chair earlier.

432
00:20:57,194 --> 00:20:58,627
- What? You did?
- Yeah.

433
00:20:58,629 --> 00:20:59,895
You haven't heard about this?

434
00:20:59,897 --> 00:21:02,030
Yeah, I heard. Everybody's heard.

435
00:21:02,032 --> 00:21:03,465
All right. Welcome, everybody.

436
00:21:03,467 --> 00:21:07,903
You know, Baywatch proudly accepts
only one new recruit every year.

437
00:21:07,905 --> 00:21:09,506
But the good news for you

438
00:21:09,508 --> 00:21:12,174
is that this year, we've
got three open spots.

439
00:21:12,176 --> 00:21:15,278
Now without further ado, I'd
like to turn it over to the man

440
00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:17,212
who has 500 career saves.

441
00:21:17,214 --> 00:21:19,649
Give it up for Lieutenant
Mitch Buchannon.

442
00:21:19,651 --> 00:21:22,087
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

443
00:21:22,721 --> 00:21:25,824
All right, thank you. Thank you.

444
00:21:25,924 --> 00:21:28,991
Baywatch is the elite of the elite.

445
00:21:28,993 --> 00:21:32,060
Our team's commitment to
protecting the bay at all costs

446
00:21:32,062 --> 00:21:34,063
is the reason why the
single mom behind me

447
00:21:34,065 --> 00:21:36,699
feels very comfortable
letting her two kids run

448
00:21:36,701 --> 00:21:37,933
right into the water unaccompanied.

449
00:21:37,935 --> 00:21:39,201
(CHILDREN GIGGLING)

450
00:21:39,203 --> 00:21:40,936
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

451
00:21:40,938 --> 00:21:42,538
STEPHANIE: Thanks,
Mitch. That's right.

452
00:21:42,540 --> 00:21:44,973
And Baywatch works
because we follow rules.

453
00:21:44,975 --> 00:21:48,111
We follow rules because
if we don't, people die.

454
00:21:48,113 --> 00:21:49,179
You work in an office

455
00:21:49,181 --> 00:21:52,417
and you doze off at your
desk one day, no big deal.

456
00:21:52,751 --> 00:21:55,285
You slack off here...
Say it with me...

457
00:21:55,287 --> 00:21:57,256
ALL: People die.

458
00:21:57,722 --> 00:21:59,588
So here's the thing, if
you've come to Baywatch

459
00:21:59,590 --> 00:22:02,291
on your little motorcycle,
thinking you're cool,

460
00:22:02,293 --> 00:22:04,259
trying to work on your killer tan...

461
00:22:04,261 --> 00:22:06,628
Well, you need to find
another beach to go to.

462
00:22:06,630 --> 00:22:08,096
But if you've come to sacrifice

463
00:22:08,098 --> 00:22:10,299
for something much
bigger than yourself,

464
00:22:10,301 --> 00:22:12,003
this is the beach for you.

465
00:22:13,637 --> 00:22:16,306
But you're gonna have to get
through this first. C.J.?

466
00:22:16,308 --> 00:22:18,076
Yeah! C.J.!

467
00:22:19,042 --> 00:22:20,910
There are tons of qualities
that make a great lifeguard.

468
00:22:20,912 --> 00:22:22,845
Today, we're gonna test all of them

469
00:22:22,847 --> 00:22:25,181
in a grueling obstacle
course we like to call

470
00:22:25,183 --> 00:22:26,885
"The Absentee Father."

471
00:22:26,984 --> 00:22:29,117
He's tough. Brutal, even.

472
00:22:29,119 --> 00:22:31,653
His presence in your life is
brief, but it will scar you

473
00:22:31,655 --> 00:22:34,856
and instill a toughness in you that
will carry you through birthdays,

474
00:22:34,858 --> 00:22:37,859
Christmases and even "Bring
Your Dad To School Day"

475
00:22:37,861 --> 00:22:39,628
when your mom has to
put on a fake moustache

476
00:22:39,630 --> 00:22:41,600
just so you can fit in
with the other kids.

477
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:43,732
MITCH: All right.

478
00:22:43,734 --> 00:22:45,067
Thank you, C.J.

479
00:22:45,069 --> 00:22:46,736
Thank you.

480
00:22:46,738 --> 00:22:49,338
So get out there, kick
ass and make us proud.

481
00:22:49,340 --> 00:22:50,707
Go, Baywatch.

482
00:22:50,709 --> 00:22:52,845
(ALL CHEERING)

483
00:22:53,011 --> 00:22:55,313
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

484
00:23:03,154 --> 00:23:04,455
On your mark.

485
00:23:06,758 --> 00:23:08,227
Get set!

486
00:23:09,293 --> 00:23:10,326
(BLOWS WHISTLE)

487
00:23:10,328 --> 00:23:12,196
(CROWD CHEERING)

488
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:17,301
(CHEERING)

489
00:23:24,643 --> 00:23:26,241
STEPHANIE: (ON MEGAPHONE)
This is Baywatch, people!

490
00:23:26,243 --> 00:23:27,676
- Kick those legs!
- C.J.: Let's go!

491
00:23:27,678 --> 00:23:28,811
Come on, let's go!

492
00:23:28,813 --> 00:23:30,046
MITCH: (ON MEGAPHONE) Listen
to what she's saying.

493
00:23:30,048 --> 00:23:31,146
Keep it going! Keep it going!

494
00:23:31,148 --> 00:23:32,649
You are guppies!

495
00:23:32,651 --> 00:23:33,784
One day you will be sharks!

496
00:23:33,786 --> 00:23:36,288
STEPHANIE: Pick it up,
folks. Move those legs!

497
00:23:37,856 --> 00:23:39,355
Who's your daddy now?

498
00:23:39,357 --> 00:23:40,789
Come on, guys!

499
00:23:40,791 --> 00:23:42,927
(CHEERING CONTINUES)

500
00:23:46,364 --> 00:23:48,397
C.J.: Come on, guys! Let's go!

501
00:23:48,399 --> 00:23:50,568
Hustle, hustle, hustle!

502
00:23:50,734 --> 00:23:53,170
Let's go! You got this! Come on!

503
00:23:53,805 --> 00:23:55,704
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!

504
00:23:55,706 --> 00:23:57,140
Up and over!

505
00:23:57,142 --> 00:23:58,941
(C.J. WHOOPING)

506
00:23:58,943 --> 00:24:02,281
Let's go, come on! Way to hustle!
Come on, you're almost there!

507
00:24:04,014 --> 00:24:05,714
Kid's really got no quit in him.

508
00:24:05,716 --> 00:24:07,215
(GROWLING)

509
00:24:07,217 --> 00:24:09,285
Attaboy, Ronnie! Great job!

510
00:24:09,287 --> 00:24:10,589
Great!

511
00:24:18,963 --> 00:24:19,862
Oh, fuck.

512
00:24:19,864 --> 00:24:21,196
You know, you wanna be on our team,

513
00:24:21,198 --> 00:24:22,932
you're gonna have to pass this course.

514
00:24:22,934 --> 00:24:25,067
- We all do.
- Look. Mitch, right?

515
00:24:25,069 --> 00:24:27,406
- Lieutenant to you.
- "Lieutenant"?

516
00:24:28,272 --> 00:24:30,007
Like in the army?

517
00:24:30,774 --> 00:24:32,977
Let me save you some time. Okay?

518
00:24:33,243 --> 00:24:36,479
You're not gonna be my big brother
here and put me on the right path.

519
00:24:36,481 --> 00:24:37,946
It doesn't work like that.

520
00:24:37,948 --> 00:24:41,284
I got where I am today
completely by myself.

521
00:24:41,286 --> 00:24:43,051
So how about you let me do my job,

522
00:24:43,053 --> 00:24:45,253
and I'll tell you where to send my checks?

523
00:24:45,255 --> 00:24:49,160
You know, sharks always swim slowly.

524
00:24:50,095 --> 00:24:51,993
Until they need to attack.

525
00:24:51,995 --> 00:24:53,162
Thank you for that cryptic

526
00:24:53,164 --> 00:24:54,896
and totally irrelevant
piece of information.

527
00:24:54,898 --> 00:24:56,500
What are you, Aquaman?

528
00:24:57,467 --> 00:25:00,169
'Cause I'm really confused with
what we've been talking about.

529
00:25:00,171 --> 00:25:01,503
Come on, Gold Medal.

530
00:25:01,505 --> 00:25:03,873
You afraid I'm gonna kick
your Little Mermaid ass

531
00:25:03,875 --> 00:25:06,578
all over this course in
front of all these people?

532
00:25:06,778 --> 00:25:08,310
I mean, now you're gonna have to beat me

533
00:25:08,312 --> 00:25:10,346
on the big boy's course, princess.

534
00:25:10,348 --> 00:25:12,381
(INHALES SHARPLY AND EXHALES)

535
00:25:12,383 --> 00:25:14,386
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

536
00:25:54,492 --> 00:25:56,491
(APPLAUSE)

537
00:25:56,493 --> 00:25:57,794
Whoo!

538
00:25:57,796 --> 00:25:59,327
Well, that was cute.

539
00:25:59,329 --> 00:26:01,063
- Probably in record time.
- Yeah?

540
00:26:01,065 --> 00:26:03,065
The problem is, that's not the course.

541
00:26:03,067 --> 00:26:04,099
That's not the course?

542
00:26:04,101 --> 00:26:05,035
So here's what we're gonna do.

543
00:26:05,037 --> 00:26:06,903
We're gonna go over to the real course,

544
00:26:06,905 --> 00:26:08,570
and if you beat me over there,

545
00:26:08,572 --> 00:26:10,338
not only are you on the team,

546
00:26:10,340 --> 00:26:11,941
but I won't fuck with you anymore

547
00:26:11,943 --> 00:26:13,075
and I'll call you by your real name.

548
00:26:13,077 --> 00:26:14,143
Oh, really?

549
00:26:14,145 --> 00:26:16,415
(CROWD CHEERING)

550
00:26:27,357 --> 00:26:29,458
- (BELL CLANGING)
- (EXCLAIMS) Yeah!

551
00:26:29,460 --> 00:26:31,196
(GROWLS)

552
00:26:33,231 --> 00:26:35,267
(MITCH GROWLING)

553
00:26:39,369 --> 00:26:41,269
(BELL CLANGING)

554
00:26:41,271 --> 00:26:42,505
Refrigerators?

555
00:26:42,507 --> 00:26:46,107
CROWD: ...98, 99, 100!

556
00:26:46,109 --> 00:26:48,179
(ALL CHEERING)

557
00:26:49,981 --> 00:26:52,818
- (BELL CLANGING)
- Ahhh!

558
00:26:55,118 --> 00:26:56,554
Whoo!

559
00:26:58,589 --> 00:27:00,691
(SCOFFS) That was bullshit, Mitch.

560
00:27:01,125 --> 00:27:02,357
You know I was already gassed.

561
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:04,426
Because you were showboating.
You want to be a lifeguard,

562
00:27:04,428 --> 00:27:06,028
you gotta learn to conserve your energy.

563
00:27:06,097 --> 00:27:07,262
Conserve my energy?

564
00:27:07,264 --> 00:27:08,431
(WOMAN SCREAMING)

565
00:27:08,433 --> 00:27:10,335
- WOMAN: No!
- (BOY YELLING)

566
00:27:11,001 --> 00:27:13,269
WOMAN: Help! My kids!

567
00:27:13,271 --> 00:27:15,240
Lifeguard Tower One!

568
00:27:17,407 --> 00:27:18,877
(ENGINE STARTS)

569
00:27:49,941 --> 00:27:51,343
Help!

570
00:27:52,443 --> 00:27:54,913
- (ENGINE REVVING)
- (PEOPLE SCREAMING)

571
00:27:55,178 --> 00:27:56,914
Look out! Look out!

572
00:27:59,216 --> 00:28:00,916
We're on the go!

573
00:28:00,918 --> 00:28:02,117
Come on, move!

574
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:03,352
Yo, move!

575
00:28:03,354 --> 00:28:05,186
Watch it! Move, move, move!

576
00:28:05,188 --> 00:28:07,358
(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)

577
00:28:08,592 --> 00:28:10,227
MAN: Hey, look out!

578
00:28:10,928 --> 00:28:12,630
Lady, get out of the way!

579
00:28:22,373 --> 00:28:24,342
(WOMAN SCREAMING)

580
00:28:25,009 --> 00:28:27,209
- My kids!
- Ma'am, everything's okay.

581
00:28:27,211 --> 00:28:29,010
I'm here to save you.
My name is Matt Brody.

582
00:28:29,012 --> 00:28:30,112
- (PUNCHING)
- (BRODY GRUNTS)

583
00:28:30,114 --> 00:28:32,147
- WOMAN: Somebody help!
- Ma'am, stop it!

584
00:28:32,149 --> 00:28:34,318
I can't save you if you're being a dick!

585
00:28:36,553 --> 00:28:38,287
- Where are the other two?
- BRODY: "Other two"?

586
00:28:38,289 --> 00:28:39,622
Oh, shit.

587
00:28:39,624 --> 00:28:41,526
(WOMAN SCREAMS)

588
00:28:50,501 --> 00:28:51,936
- Here you go. Here you go.
- Okay.

589
00:28:52,436 --> 00:28:53,838
C.J.: Take him.

590
00:28:57,175 --> 00:28:58,676
You're okay.

591
00:28:59,376 --> 00:29:00,608
Come on.

592
00:29:00,610 --> 00:29:02,478
Breathe for me. Come on, big man.

593
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:03,511
MITCH: Come on.

594
00:29:03,513 --> 00:29:04,815
(PANTING)

595
00:29:07,085 --> 00:29:08,284
We'll set you down right here.

596
00:29:08,286 --> 00:29:10,486
Good. Let's get you over. Attaboy.

597
00:29:10,488 --> 00:29:11,790
(COUGHING)

598
00:29:12,190 --> 00:29:14,022
- C.J.: Brody, stop!
- One, two, three...

599
00:29:14,024 --> 00:29:15,657
- Brody, stop!
- What? Why?

600
00:29:15,659 --> 00:29:17,428
Her airway's blocked.

601
00:29:18,562 --> 00:29:20,564
(CHOKES AND GASPS)

602
00:29:21,665 --> 00:29:24,369
- Okay, breathe.
- C.J., she good?

603
00:29:25,369 --> 00:29:26,937
- Steph, how is she?
- She's all right.

604
00:29:27,637 --> 00:29:29,171
You're gonna be good.

605
00:29:29,173 --> 00:29:30,405
Give me some.

606
00:29:30,407 --> 00:29:31,842
Let's get you to your mom.

607
00:29:33,778 --> 00:29:36,715
(CROWD CHEERING)

608
00:29:41,152 --> 00:29:42,218
MITCH: All right, guys. Hey, listen up.

609
00:29:42,220 --> 00:29:45,086
We want to thank you for
a great year of qualifiers.

610
00:29:45,088 --> 00:29:47,655
For those of you who don't
go on and become trainees,

611
00:29:47,657 --> 00:29:50,659
we wanna thank you, we
expect to see you next year.

612
00:29:50,661 --> 00:29:53,832
To the trainees who
made it, congratulations.

613
00:29:57,801 --> 00:29:59,567
Oh, my God. I made it.

614
00:29:59,569 --> 00:30:01,636
(GASPS) I made it! Oh, my God.

615
00:30:01,638 --> 00:30:03,705
- (CHUCKLES)
- Thank you so much.

616
00:30:03,707 --> 00:30:05,207
MITCH: You don't ever have to thank me.

617
00:30:05,209 --> 00:30:06,307
You did this one on your own.

618
00:30:06,309 --> 00:30:07,745
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

619
00:30:08,445 --> 00:30:10,447
What the fuck? That's my name.

620
00:30:11,182 --> 00:30:13,481
(LAUGHS) That's my name!

621
00:30:13,483 --> 00:30:14,817
Holy shit!

622
00:30:14,819 --> 00:30:16,020
I made it onto...

623
00:30:16,788 --> 00:30:18,788
Wait. Do not tell me that I'm the tech guy.

624
00:30:18,790 --> 00:30:20,189
No!

625
00:30:20,191 --> 00:30:21,656
No, I chose you because you have heart,

626
00:30:21,658 --> 00:30:24,460
no quit and you leave
it all out on the beach.

627
00:30:24,462 --> 00:30:26,865
- RONNIE: Thanks, Mitch.
- MITCH: Congratulations.

628
00:30:29,133 --> 00:30:30,734
MITCH: Hey, High School Musical.

629
00:30:31,101 --> 00:30:32,469
You were reckless out there.

630
00:30:33,236 --> 00:30:35,604
Completely destroyed a
motorcycle, which you stole.

631
00:30:35,606 --> 00:30:36,739
(SCOFFS) I didn't steal that.

632
00:30:36,741 --> 00:30:38,307
I commandeered it, okay?

633
00:30:38,309 --> 00:30:40,742
Because it was faster
and clearly had insurance.

634
00:30:40,744 --> 00:30:41,778
And by the way,

635
00:30:41,780 --> 00:30:45,346
the lady that I saved,
she didn't seem to mind.

636
00:30:45,348 --> 00:30:46,515
Let me tell you something, man,

637
00:30:46,517 --> 00:30:47,817
the rescues don't mean a thing

638
00:30:47,819 --> 00:30:49,652
if you put other people in danger. Okay?

639
00:30:49,654 --> 00:30:51,787
Now, I get it, you're
fast, you're fearless.

640
00:30:51,789 --> 00:30:53,823
And I have to make you
a trainee, butterfly,

641
00:30:53,825 --> 00:30:55,090
but you got a lot to learn.

642
00:30:55,092 --> 00:30:56,459
All right. Thank you, Lieutenant.

643
00:30:56,461 --> 00:30:57,896
(CLICKS TONGUE)

644
00:31:00,764 --> 00:31:01,797
All right, listen up!

645
00:31:01,799 --> 00:31:04,133
Training begins at 0600.

646
00:31:04,135 --> 00:31:06,535
Hot Wheels, I'll see you
back here in the morning.

647
00:31:06,537 --> 00:31:07,906
Sure thing, Lieutenant.

648
00:31:09,139 --> 00:31:10,605
Welcome to Baywatch.

649
00:31:10,607 --> 00:31:12,343
(RONNIE CHEERING)

650
00:31:13,845 --> 00:31:15,146
All right.

651
00:31:15,546 --> 00:31:17,882
VICTORIA: Hey, I'm so
glad I caught you all.

652
00:31:19,684 --> 00:31:21,383
I don't mean to interrupt,

653
00:31:21,385 --> 00:31:23,751
but everyone on the beach
is talking about you guys.

654
00:31:23,753 --> 00:31:24,819
Thank you.

655
00:31:24,821 --> 00:31:27,522
Brody, that save sounds incredible.

656
00:31:27,524 --> 00:31:29,391
Impulsive, but incredible.

657
00:31:29,393 --> 00:31:31,126
Appreciate it. See that?

658
00:31:31,128 --> 00:31:33,128
Ah, we're just doing our jobs.

659
00:31:33,130 --> 00:31:34,430
Oh.

660
00:31:34,432 --> 00:31:36,531
Hey, guys, this is Victoria Leeds,

661
00:31:36,533 --> 00:31:38,701
the new owner of the Huntley Club.

662
00:31:38,703 --> 00:31:39,635
- Hey. How you doing?
- Hey.

663
00:31:39,637 --> 00:31:41,670
Well, I just wanted to invite all of you

664
00:31:41,672 --> 00:31:43,571
to the Huntley. We're having an open house.

665
00:31:43,573 --> 00:31:46,575
It's a kind of a "meet
the neighbors" thing.

666
00:31:46,577 --> 00:31:48,743
Look, I know that the
club's kind of "fancy"

667
00:31:48,745 --> 00:31:51,413
and probably not your scene,

668
00:31:51,415 --> 00:31:53,584
but you have a standing invitation.

669
00:31:53,783 --> 00:31:56,720
Thank you. We'll keep that in mind.

670
00:31:59,322 --> 00:32:01,557
- I'll see you there?
- See you then.

671
00:32:01,559 --> 00:32:02,924
Let's go, Frankie.

672
00:32:02,926 --> 00:32:04,628
(ENGINE STARTS)

673
00:32:24,182 --> 00:32:26,017
(SIGHS)

674
00:32:32,290 --> 00:32:33,725
C.J.: Brody?

675
00:32:34,192 --> 00:32:35,790
- Hey.
- What are you doing?

676
00:32:35,792 --> 00:32:38,460
Nothing. I was just, uh...

677
00:32:38,462 --> 00:32:39,827
You know, stargazing.

678
00:32:39,829 --> 00:32:41,532
Under a pier?

679
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:43,598
Yeah. That way.

680
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:45,000
Look, you're on the team,

681
00:32:45,002 --> 00:32:47,869
and, um, I don't want anyone on
the team sleeping outside, so...

682
00:32:47,871 --> 00:32:49,837
Yeah, come on. You're
coming with me. Let's go.

683
00:32:49,839 --> 00:32:52,208
Brody, let's go, I don't
want to wait for you. Come on.

684
00:32:52,210 --> 00:32:53,776
BRODY: Thank you again, so much.

685
00:32:53,778 --> 00:32:54,943
Really embarrassed.

686
00:32:54,945 --> 00:32:57,246
C.J.: Yeah, no, it's totally
cool. Don't worry about it.

687
00:32:57,248 --> 00:32:58,948
Oh, I forgot something in my car.

688
00:32:58,950 --> 00:32:59,816
Um, just... Just knock.

689
00:32:59,818 --> 00:33:02,483
You sure Stephanie won't mind? It's cool?

690
00:33:02,485 --> 00:33:04,486
It's cool. She won't mind at all.

691
00:33:04,488 --> 00:33:05,621
Thank you so much.

692
00:33:05,623 --> 00:33:07,489
This is really cool of you guys.

693
00:33:07,491 --> 00:33:08,893
Mmm-hmm. No problem.

694
00:33:09,226 --> 00:33:11,196
(GASPS) What the fuck?

695
00:33:14,331 --> 00:33:15,763
- 'Sup.
- Hey.

696
00:33:15,765 --> 00:33:16,965
This is your house, isn't it?

697
00:33:16,967 --> 00:33:19,434
Yeah, this is, um... It's my house.

698
00:33:19,436 --> 00:33:20,501
Yeah. (CHUCKLES)

699
00:33:20,503 --> 00:33:22,238
I assume you need a place to crash.

700
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:24,209
- Yeah.
- Come on in.

701
00:33:25,342 --> 00:33:27,308
Just like C.J., always picking up strays.

702
00:33:27,310 --> 00:33:28,713
(SIGHS)

703
00:33:37,254 --> 00:33:39,690
Quit looking at Little Mitch! It's creepy.

704
00:33:40,390 --> 00:33:42,559
Come and see where you're gonna crash.

705
00:33:42,659 --> 00:33:43,961
There's your cot.

706
00:33:45,363 --> 00:33:47,663
Don't jack off on my sheets.

707
00:33:47,665 --> 00:33:48,966
Don't.

708
00:33:50,701 --> 00:33:52,667
MAN 1: (ON RADIO) I can't
find my hermit crab.

709
00:33:52,669 --> 00:33:54,803
I think he ran out earlier today.

710
00:33:54,805 --> 00:33:57,775
He's got short legs, but
he's got a fast walk, so,

711
00:33:57,907 --> 00:34:00,811
if you'd keep eyes open,
I'd appreciate that.

712
00:34:01,945 --> 00:34:05,215
MAN 2: (ON RADIO) I will start combing
the beach first thing at sunup.

713
00:34:06,517 --> 00:34:08,616
MAN 3: This is Echo
Bravo 153. Go ahead.

714
00:34:08,618 --> 00:34:12,321
Fuck it. Mitch, can I please
turn the C.B. off in my room?

715
00:34:12,323 --> 00:34:13,721
MITCH: (ON RADIO) Jonas
Brother, listen to me.

716
00:34:13,723 --> 00:34:14,857
Get your beauty rest.

717
00:34:14,859 --> 00:34:17,026
We're starting bright
and early tomorrow.

718
00:34:17,028 --> 00:34:18,730
(GROANS)

719
00:34:19,897 --> 00:34:22,233
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

720
00:34:25,303 --> 00:34:27,303
How was your first riptide?

721
00:34:27,305 --> 00:34:28,773
(GROANING)

722
00:34:29,406 --> 00:34:30,571
It stings!

723
00:34:30,573 --> 00:34:32,473
That's just the lactic acid.

724
00:34:32,475 --> 00:34:34,745
Actually, it's the jellyfish stuck to you.

725
00:34:35,578 --> 00:34:36,645
(SCREAMING)

726
00:34:36,647 --> 00:34:37,845
What the fuck?

727
00:34:37,847 --> 00:34:39,848
(WHIMPERING)

728
00:34:39,850 --> 00:34:41,015
Oh, my God!

729
00:34:41,017 --> 00:34:42,484
One, two, three. Cross.

730
00:34:42,486 --> 00:34:43,651
One, two, three.

731
00:34:43,653 --> 00:34:45,921
Keep your hands up. One, two, duck! Again.

732
00:34:45,923 --> 00:34:47,455
One, two, duck!

733
00:34:47,457 --> 00:34:48,893
- (GRUNTS)
- Nice!

734
00:34:54,999 --> 00:34:56,799
What you, uh... What
you doing there, killer?

735
00:34:56,801 --> 00:34:58,566
Um, I don't know.

736
00:34:58,568 --> 00:34:59,600
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

737
00:34:59,602 --> 00:35:01,904
- I don't know.
- Okay.

738
00:35:01,906 --> 00:35:04,839
Honestly, I don't even
know what I'm doing here.

739
00:35:04,841 --> 00:35:07,109
Mitch sees something in you.

740
00:35:07,111 --> 00:35:09,611
And I see it, too. I do.

741
00:35:09,613 --> 00:35:11,181
I really do.

742
00:35:11,881 --> 00:35:13,015
What?

743
00:35:13,017 --> 00:35:14,752
- What?
- (BOTH LAUGH)

744
00:35:15,618 --> 00:35:16,920
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

745
00:35:17,754 --> 00:35:20,157
Very important lesson.

746
00:35:20,490 --> 00:35:21,924
That is the Devil's Urchin.

747
00:35:21,926 --> 00:35:23,024
One prick out of that thing

748
00:35:23,026 --> 00:35:24,560
will give you enough adrenaline

749
00:35:24,562 --> 00:35:26,028
to choke out a pissed-off bull.

750
00:35:26,030 --> 00:35:27,863
The only problem is, after that,

751
00:35:27,865 --> 00:35:30,201
you say some crazy-ass shit,
and then you fucking die.

752
00:35:30,801 --> 00:35:32,935
Now pick that up and take it to Tower One.

753
00:35:32,937 --> 00:35:35,937
So these are just like
laying around everywhere?

754
00:35:35,939 --> 00:35:36,906
Do you want me to help you?

755
00:35:36,908 --> 00:35:39,744
Okay, look, let's just
be honest, all right?

756
00:35:40,044 --> 00:35:41,946
I mean, we've lost him.

757
00:35:42,446 --> 00:35:43,946
- No, it's not your fault.
- No, Ted.

758
00:35:43,948 --> 00:35:45,446
- (BOTH WAILING)
- Not my boy Ted.

759
00:35:45,448 --> 00:35:47,415
- Why, why, Ted?
- Why you, Ted?

760
00:35:47,417 --> 00:35:48,750
Why?

761
00:35:48,752 --> 00:35:51,720
Don't you do this to me,
Ted! Don't you do this!

762
00:35:51,722 --> 00:35:53,388
(BOTH LAUGH)

763
00:35:53,390 --> 00:35:54,624
Okay, no. But, seriously, I got to help you

764
00:35:54,626 --> 00:35:56,792
because you are gonna kill
someone with that technique.

765
00:35:56,794 --> 00:35:58,660
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- All right. Okay. Ready?

766
00:35:58,662 --> 00:36:00,863
Wait, Summer, do you
have time to study later?

767
00:36:00,865 --> 00:36:02,367
Yeah. Um...

768
00:36:04,100 --> 00:36:06,134
Did you just, uh, look at my boobs?

769
00:36:06,136 --> 00:36:07,870
I... Was not my intention.

770
00:36:07,872 --> 00:36:10,839
I didn't, uh, stare directly at them.

771
00:36:10,841 --> 00:36:12,073
You're looking at them right now.

772
00:36:12,075 --> 00:36:13,709
Now I did.

773
00:36:13,711 --> 00:36:15,246
'Cause you're talking about them.

774
00:36:15,412 --> 00:36:17,178
Testing. Failed.

775
00:36:17,180 --> 00:36:18,680
Oh, my God. Well, we're gonna be

776
00:36:18,682 --> 00:36:20,384
- in swimsuits a lot, so...
- Yeah.

777
00:36:20,517 --> 00:36:21,750
If it's gonna be a problem for you...

778
00:36:21,752 --> 00:36:23,551
There's not a problem for me.

779
00:36:23,553 --> 00:36:24,953
- At all. Cool.
- Yeah.

780
00:36:24,955 --> 00:36:26,821
All right. You just looked at them again.

781
00:36:26,823 --> 00:36:29,024
- No, I didn't. I was... I didn't...
- Yeah, you did.

782
00:36:29,026 --> 00:36:30,959
Well, when you point them out like that...

783
00:36:30,961 --> 00:36:33,364
It's a compliment if you
think about it, sort of.

784
00:36:38,868 --> 00:36:40,067
COUNCILMAN: Victoria.

785
00:36:40,069 --> 00:36:41,236
I'm gonna need more time.

786
00:36:41,238 --> 00:36:44,872
(SIGHS) Do I strike you as
a patient woman, Councilman?

787
00:36:44,874 --> 00:36:49,111
No, no, I got the council to sign
off on your real estate proposal.

788
00:36:49,113 --> 00:36:50,979
Just some property owners
won't give approval.

789
00:36:50,981 --> 00:36:52,282
But I'm working on it.

790
00:36:52,883 --> 00:36:54,851
Yeah, well, you just ran out of time.

791
00:36:54,984 --> 00:36:57,453
Leon, would you show Mr. Rodriguez

792
00:36:57,455 --> 00:36:59,857
what we do to people who don't deliver?

793
00:37:03,861 --> 00:37:04,993
I know you're dealing flakka,

794
00:37:04,995 --> 00:37:07,796
which is gonna drive down
real estate prices in the bay,

795
00:37:07,798 --> 00:37:09,131
right? Right?

796
00:37:09,133 --> 00:37:12,936
So if anything happens
to me, I will expose you.

797
00:37:13,870 --> 00:37:15,470
And then you'll never get your approvals.

798
00:37:15,472 --> 00:37:17,473
Such accusations.

799
00:37:17,475 --> 00:37:19,475
I'm not a Bond villain.

800
00:37:19,477 --> 00:37:20,878
Well, yet.

801
00:37:20,977 --> 00:37:22,413
You're in politics.

802
00:37:23,214 --> 00:37:24,446
You know that no one can
claw their way to the top

803
00:37:24,448 --> 00:37:27,452
without getting a little
dirt under their fingernails.

804
00:37:27,751 --> 00:37:30,819
Clearly, I overestimated you.

805
00:37:30,821 --> 00:37:32,889
But calling me a drug dealer...

806
00:37:33,890 --> 00:37:36,892
It's so much bigger than that, you know?

807
00:37:36,894 --> 00:37:38,861
- I...
- Leon...

808
00:37:38,863 --> 00:37:40,264
Teach him some manners.

809
00:37:41,164 --> 00:37:42,833
Have fun, boys.

810
00:37:43,167 --> 00:37:44,633
I agree with...

811
00:37:44,635 --> 00:37:45,767
I overstepped.

812
00:37:45,769 --> 00:37:47,938
I overstepped, Victoria.

813
00:37:48,171 --> 00:37:50,073
Guys, we can talk about this.

814
00:37:51,175 --> 00:37:53,841
Leon doesn't talk. He's a man of action.

815
00:37:53,843 --> 00:37:56,214
- There's a purity to that.
- I'm going to kill you.

816
00:37:56,780 --> 00:37:58,913
Damn it. You do that every time.

817
00:37:58,915 --> 00:38:01,485
I build you up, and then
you ruin the mystique.

818
00:38:03,653 --> 00:38:06,089
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

819
00:38:08,591 --> 00:38:10,527
(HUMMING)

820
00:38:19,236 --> 00:38:21,537
- See something you like?
- Jesus Christ.

821
00:38:21,539 --> 00:38:24,509
- (LAUGHS)
- You, uh... You got me.

822
00:38:24,874 --> 00:38:27,209
You're gonna be cool and go
talk to her like a real man,

823
00:38:27,211 --> 00:38:29,310
or you gonna stand up here
and be Creepy Creeperton

824
00:38:29,312 --> 00:38:30,245
through the binoculars?

825
00:38:30,247 --> 00:38:32,113
Look, man, I'm fine in that department,

826
00:38:32,115 --> 00:38:34,549
- so don't worry about me.
- Yeah.

827
00:38:34,551 --> 00:38:37,084
I'm sure your approach to women
is Snapchatting a dick pic or two.

828
00:38:37,086 --> 00:38:38,922
Don't ever do that.

829
00:38:39,189 --> 00:38:42,256
A lot of people screenshot them nowadays.

830
00:38:42,258 --> 00:38:45,028
Yeah. If it leaks on the
Internet, it's terrible.

831
00:38:45,095 --> 00:38:46,160
WOMAN: (ON RADIO) Hola?
Is anyone there?

832
00:38:46,162 --> 00:38:47,696
This is Baywatch. What
is your emergency? Over.

833
00:38:47,698 --> 00:38:51,300
Please help! Please help!
My friends and I are on a boat.

834
00:38:51,324 --> 00:38:54,224
We are lost... We are lost...
and there's fire everywhere!

835
00:38:54,305 --> 00:38:55,504
What is your position? Over.

836
00:38:55,506 --> 00:38:58,573
WOMAN: (IN ENGLISH) Gringa,
my position is the ocean.

837
00:38:59,475 --> 00:39:01,010
I can't feel my face!

838
00:39:01,144 --> 00:39:03,145
Okay, call Coast Guard. We got a 10-73.

839
00:39:03,147 --> 00:39:04,645
- I'm gonna take the WaveRunner.
- "10-73"?

840
00:39:04,647 --> 00:39:05,948
You and C.J. take Rescue One.

841
00:39:05,950 --> 00:39:07,616
- Go, go, go!
- STEPHANIE: Rescue One, ASAP.

842
00:39:07,618 --> 00:39:09,250
Hold up! Wait, what,
what? What are we doing?

843
00:39:09,252 --> 00:39:10,821
Shit.

844
00:39:11,821 --> 00:39:14,055
- Summer? What's a 10-73?
- Fire!

845
00:39:14,057 --> 00:39:15,691
"Fire"? What does that mean? In the ocean?

846
00:39:15,693 --> 00:39:16,924
You need to start studying!

847
00:39:16,926 --> 00:39:18,894
Yeah, I know. Got it. I'm there.

848
00:39:18,896 --> 00:39:20,398
See you out there.

849
00:39:24,068 --> 00:39:25,633
- MITCH: Come on. Let's go.
- I'm coming!

850
00:39:25,635 --> 00:39:27,134
- If you're comin', hurry up.
- Where's mine?

851
00:39:27,136 --> 00:39:28,438
You don't get one.

852
00:39:31,008 --> 00:39:32,107
Whoa!

853
00:39:32,109 --> 00:39:33,609
Come on. Quit screwing around!

854
00:39:33,611 --> 00:39:34,875
- Could you wait for me?
- Come on.

855
00:39:34,877 --> 00:39:36,345
God damn it, let's go.

856
00:39:36,347 --> 00:39:38,049
Go, go, go!

857
00:39:41,852 --> 00:39:45,623
Lock your arms around my waist or
you're gonna fucking fall off again!

858
00:39:46,122 --> 00:39:47,888
- This is so awkward, dude.
- Hold on. Hold on.

859
00:39:47,890 --> 00:39:50,125
BRODY: How many buckets of
lotion do you wear a day?

860
00:39:50,127 --> 00:39:52,463
You're like a greasy, hairless gorilla.

861
00:39:57,001 --> 00:39:58,299
Don't worry, guys! I got it.

862
00:39:58,301 --> 00:40:00,971
I'll take care of... If the fire spreads...

863
00:40:06,176 --> 00:40:07,776
All right, I need you to take the throttle.

864
00:40:07,778 --> 00:40:08,810
That's impossible.

865
00:40:08,812 --> 00:40:12,082
Go between my arms and
take the fucking throttle!

866
00:40:17,321 --> 00:40:19,090
Holy shit.

867
00:40:32,836 --> 00:40:34,639
When I say so, hard right turn.

868
00:40:34,937 --> 00:40:36,640
- What?
- Three.

869
00:40:36,874 --> 00:40:39,576
- Two. One. Go!
- Oh, shit, man. I don't know.

870
00:41:07,271 --> 00:41:09,072
(GASPING)

871
00:41:10,707 --> 00:41:11,740
Oh, thank God.

872
00:41:11,742 --> 00:41:13,107
Are you the fire water man?

873
00:41:13,109 --> 00:41:14,042
Tell me, where are your friends?

874
00:41:14,044 --> 00:41:15,444
- I don't know.
- Okay. You stay right here.

875
00:41:15,446 --> 00:41:17,048
- Don't move. Okay?
- Okay.

876
00:41:23,252 --> 00:41:24,654
WOMAN: Help!

877
00:41:25,122 --> 00:41:26,690
Down here!

878
00:41:29,093 --> 00:41:31,161
- Is anyone there?
- (COUGHING)

879
00:41:31,495 --> 00:41:32,861
MITCH: I hear you!

880
00:41:32,863 --> 00:41:35,096
Get to the front of the boat! We're coming!

881
00:41:35,098 --> 00:41:36,397
WOMAN: Help!

882
00:41:36,399 --> 00:41:38,165
(SCREAMING)

883
00:41:38,167 --> 00:41:39,469
Help me!

884
00:41:42,171 --> 00:41:43,473
Mitch!

885
00:41:50,414 --> 00:41:51,715
Portside.

886
00:41:57,287 --> 00:41:58,386
Over here!

887
00:41:58,388 --> 00:42:00,055
- MITCH: In the front!
- Fuck.

888
00:42:00,057 --> 00:42:01,990
There's a girl trapped
in the front of the boat!

889
00:42:01,992 --> 00:42:03,594
There's too much fire!

890
00:42:05,495 --> 00:42:06,895
No way.

891
00:42:06,897 --> 00:42:08,129
(WOMAN SPEAKING SPANISH)

892
00:42:08,131 --> 00:42:09,433
C.J.!

893
00:42:12,870 --> 00:42:13,901
Okay, guapo.

894
00:42:13,903 --> 00:42:16,004
If you want me, you can have me.

895
00:42:16,006 --> 00:42:18,641
But rapido because
the boat is on fire.

896
00:42:18,908 --> 00:42:20,174
- Some other time.
- No...

897
00:42:20,176 --> 00:42:21,511
(WOMAN SCREAMING)

898
00:42:25,515 --> 00:42:26,848
C.J.: Are you all right? Can you hear me?

899
00:42:26,850 --> 00:42:28,183
No, I'm not okay!

900
00:42:28,185 --> 00:42:30,087
(INDISTINCT TALKING)

901
00:42:30,254 --> 00:42:32,356
WOMAN 2: Help! Please!

902
00:42:34,323 --> 00:42:36,493
Help! In here!

903
00:42:38,327 --> 00:42:40,028
(EXHALES)

904
00:42:40,030 --> 00:42:42,096
Do not go under that fire, Brody!

905
00:42:42,098 --> 00:42:43,534
Wait!

906
00:42:44,901 --> 00:42:46,200
WOMAN 2: In here!

907
00:42:46,202 --> 00:42:48,370
Please! Help!

908
00:42:48,372 --> 00:42:49,937
- Oh, my God!
- Take my hand.

909
00:42:49,939 --> 00:42:51,375
- Trust me.
- (SCREAMING)

910
00:42:53,943 --> 00:42:55,576
- Are you hurt?
- No. I'm okay.

911
00:42:55,578 --> 00:42:57,111
- Good. Hang on.
- What?

912
00:42:57,113 --> 00:42:58,782
- (GRUNTS) C.J.!
- (SCREAMING)

913
00:42:59,182 --> 00:43:00,517
MITCH: Portside!

914
00:43:05,589 --> 00:43:07,087
- (SCREAMING)
- Miss, are you okay?

915
00:43:07,089 --> 00:43:08,223
WOMAN 2: Can you help me?

916
00:43:08,225 --> 00:43:10,360
C.J.: Are you all right? Are you hurt?

917
00:43:15,131 --> 00:43:16,667
(GRUNTING)

918
00:43:28,979 --> 00:43:30,581
SUMMER: Brody!

919
00:43:38,921 --> 00:43:40,154
- (COUGHING)
- Oh.

920
00:43:40,156 --> 00:43:41,288
Are you okay?

921
00:43:41,290 --> 00:43:43,258
That was such a great plan,

922
00:43:43,260 --> 00:43:45,462
just to see fire and
just swim right into it.

923
00:43:46,629 --> 00:43:48,162
You care about me.

924
00:43:48,164 --> 00:43:50,365
- I care about you.
- Ugh.

925
00:43:50,367 --> 00:43:52,136
Get off that boat, Mitch.

926
00:44:18,896 --> 00:44:21,197
- (GRUNTING)
- ...eight, nine, ten.

927
00:44:26,669 --> 00:44:28,069
MITCH: Come on.

928
00:44:28,071 --> 00:44:30,437
Hey, other than him, we did good, right?

929
00:44:30,439 --> 00:44:31,573
Like, we saved everyone.

930
00:44:31,575 --> 00:44:33,040
Yes, including you.

931
00:44:33,042 --> 00:44:34,209
I know that.

932
00:44:34,211 --> 00:44:36,477
I'm just saying, all things considered,

933
00:44:36,479 --> 00:44:38,748
things could've gone a lot worse.

934
00:44:39,048 --> 00:44:40,415
MITCH: Come on!

935
00:44:40,417 --> 00:44:42,183
Is he going to be okay?

936
00:44:42,185 --> 00:44:43,584
Do you know what happened
to the Councilman?

937
00:44:43,586 --> 00:44:45,086
No, I don't know.

938
00:44:45,088 --> 00:44:46,553
We were partying,

939
00:44:46,555 --> 00:44:49,692
and then when we came upstairs,
the boat was already on fire.

940
00:44:55,432 --> 00:44:57,234
(MITCH SIGHS)

941
00:44:58,502 --> 00:45:01,703
You disobeyed an order out
there, put yourself in danger.

942
00:45:01,705 --> 00:45:03,305
You can't save anyone if you die.

943
00:45:03,307 --> 00:45:05,809
Yeah, I know. I messed up. Okay?

944
00:45:06,042 --> 00:45:07,508
I'm just... What are we still doing here?

945
00:45:07,510 --> 00:45:09,076
- Just write this down.
- Can we just go?

946
00:45:09,078 --> 00:45:11,312
Victim is male, five foot nine...

947
00:45:11,314 --> 00:45:14,049
Hey, hey, hey. Get back
right now. Do not contaminate

948
00:45:14,051 --> 00:45:15,452
my crime scene.

949
00:45:16,419 --> 00:45:17,352
Come on, Ellerbee.

950
00:45:17,354 --> 00:45:19,154
Don't give me any of
that jurisdiction shit.

951
00:45:19,156 --> 00:45:21,355
Uh, no, I won't, because technically,

952
00:45:21,357 --> 00:45:23,524
you don't have a jurisdiction, lifeguard.

953
00:45:23,526 --> 00:45:27,495
You got one job, make sure
swim-happy white people don't drown.

954
00:45:27,497 --> 00:45:31,399
Technically, that boat out there is
the Coast Guard's jurisdiction. Okay?

955
00:45:31,401 --> 00:45:33,968
And if I would've waited for them,
all these girls would be dead.

956
00:45:33,970 --> 00:45:35,069
- What?
- We would have died?

957
00:45:35,071 --> 00:45:37,372
- Burned to a crisp.
- I'm not ready to die!

958
00:45:37,374 --> 00:45:39,710
I know. It's okay, you're not.

959
00:45:40,243 --> 00:45:42,109
So technically, we saved lives.

960
00:45:42,111 --> 00:45:44,078
Technically, I see a dead body,

961
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:46,982
which technically makes this a crime scene.

962
00:45:46,984 --> 00:45:50,084
Hey, technically, these "technically's"
are wasting a lot of time, technically.

963
00:45:50,086 --> 00:45:51,319
Thank you, blue-eyed demon.

964
00:45:51,321 --> 00:45:52,489
(SIGHS)

965
00:45:53,022 --> 00:45:55,390
And as far as this dead body goes, look.

966
00:45:55,392 --> 00:45:57,658
Badge on a uniform.

967
00:45:57,660 --> 00:45:59,761
Patch on a swimsuit.

968
00:45:59,763 --> 00:46:01,599
Lieutenant. Beat cop.

969
00:46:02,131 --> 00:46:03,397
So keep us informed

970
00:46:03,399 --> 00:46:05,000
of the investigation and
we're gonna do the same.

971
00:46:05,002 --> 00:46:07,267
All right. Hey, how do I keep in touch?

972
00:46:07,269 --> 00:46:08,403
Seashell phone,

973
00:46:08,405 --> 00:46:12,040
or do I just blow into
the conch and you appear?

974
00:46:12,042 --> 00:46:13,207
That's the spirit, Ellerbee.

975
00:46:13,209 --> 00:46:15,542
Just call me on the shell
phone. That's all you gotta do.

976
00:46:15,544 --> 00:46:17,145
I'll tell you this, if you crack this case,

977
00:46:17,147 --> 00:46:18,412
they're gonna upgrade you to a Segway

978
00:46:18,414 --> 00:46:20,147
and they're gonna give
you big-boy pants to wear,

979
00:46:20,149 --> 00:46:21,618
cover up those chicken legs.

980
00:46:22,551 --> 00:46:25,422
- Oh, Christ, that's...
- Councilman Rodriguez.

981
00:46:25,555 --> 00:46:27,358
Good luck, Officer.

982
00:46:27,557 --> 00:46:30,191
RONNIE: ♪ I got
the eye of the tiger

983
00:46:30,193 --> 00:46:31,558
♪ A fighter

984
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:33,560
♪ Dancing through the fire

985
00:46:33,562 --> 00:46:36,765
♪ 'Cause I am the champion

986
00:46:36,767 --> 00:46:40,368
♪ And you're gonna hear me roar

987
00:46:40,370 --> 00:46:42,303
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

988
00:46:42,305 --> 00:46:45,339
- Damn, Ronnie.
- (SCREAMING) C.J.!

989
00:46:45,341 --> 00:46:46,707
Please!

990
00:46:46,709 --> 00:46:48,442
Oh, shit.

991
00:46:48,444 --> 00:46:50,178
I never really heard a guy sing that song,

992
00:46:50,180 --> 00:46:51,882
but you're really good.

993
00:46:52,182 --> 00:46:53,750
Thank you.

994
00:46:54,151 --> 00:46:57,454
Uh, C.J., what are you doing here?

995
00:46:57,687 --> 00:47:00,321
Here? Oh, um, it's a coed shower.

996
00:47:00,323 --> 00:47:02,059
Coed, cool.

997
00:47:03,060 --> 00:47:04,359
Cool, cool, cool.

998
00:47:04,361 --> 00:47:09,032
Yeah, coed is cool with me,
'cause I'm cool with the coeds.

999
00:47:09,298 --> 00:47:11,332
I'm taking lunch orders.
Do you want anything?

1000
00:47:11,334 --> 00:47:13,067
(FLAPPING LIPS)

1001
00:47:13,069 --> 00:47:16,437
I would like a salad.

1002
00:47:16,439 --> 00:47:17,305
You sure?

1003
00:47:17,307 --> 00:47:19,506
This place has really good cheesesteaks,

1004
00:47:19,508 --> 00:47:22,676
meatball subs, foot-longs.

1005
00:47:22,678 --> 00:47:26,381
- They really hit the spot.
- No, I'll have a salad.

1006
00:47:26,383 --> 00:47:30,151
I'm just a straight-up
leafy green type of guy.

1007
00:47:30,153 --> 00:47:31,519
That's my type of jam.

1008
00:47:31,521 --> 00:47:34,488
Just hook me up with a salad.

1009
00:47:34,490 --> 00:47:36,124
Okay. Salad.

1010
00:47:36,126 --> 00:47:37,758
- Cool. All right.
- Great.

1011
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:43,631
By the way, uh, when we shower in
here, we, uh, keep our suits on.

1012
00:47:43,633 --> 00:47:46,633
- Right, Phil, Sarah?
- (BOTH LAUGHING)

1013
00:47:46,635 --> 00:47:48,770
But your, uh, clean nips
are looking really good.

1014
00:47:48,772 --> 00:47:50,441
- (SLAPS)
- Ah!

1015
00:47:52,475 --> 00:47:54,777
- Thanks.
- Bye.

1016
00:47:59,381 --> 00:48:00,950
Oh, God.

1017
00:48:02,151 --> 00:48:03,654
Why me?

1018
00:48:04,720 --> 00:48:06,823
(SIGHS)

1019
00:48:06,890 --> 00:48:08,926
How was your day today?

1020
00:48:09,493 --> 00:48:11,359
Uh, I don't know. A guy died.

1021
00:48:11,361 --> 00:48:13,828
Maybe this is why we keep losing recruits.

1022
00:48:13,830 --> 00:48:16,230
- They can't handle it.
- MITCH: Yeah.

1023
00:48:16,232 --> 00:48:17,466
I mean, now that you know our job

1024
00:48:17,468 --> 00:48:19,667
is much more than you expected,
right, the stakes are higher.

1025
00:48:19,669 --> 00:48:22,706
What happened today, while very
tragic, unfortunately, it does happen.

1026
00:48:22,906 --> 00:48:24,906
So if you want to quit,
hey, we totally get it.

1027
00:48:24,908 --> 00:48:26,441
But if you don't and you choose to stay,

1028
00:48:26,443 --> 00:48:28,375
just know that Baywatch is more than a job.

1029
00:48:28,377 --> 00:48:29,544
It's a way of life.

1030
00:48:29,546 --> 00:48:30,845
"A way of life."

1031
00:48:30,847 --> 00:48:32,247
(SLURPING)

1032
00:48:32,249 --> 00:48:33,851
You and I both know I'm sticking around.

1033
00:48:34,651 --> 00:48:36,420
Am I the only one that got a salad?

1034
00:48:36,752 --> 00:48:39,553
Look, this is what I
don't understand, okay?

1035
00:48:39,555 --> 00:48:41,890
A guy dies. That's tragic.

1036
00:48:41,892 --> 00:48:44,691
But that doesn't mean that
there's anything sinister going on.

1037
00:48:44,693 --> 00:48:46,326
Okay? And even if there was,

1038
00:48:46,328 --> 00:48:48,562
that's not our job. That's not what we do.

1039
00:48:48,564 --> 00:48:51,633
We're lifeguards. So, this,
technically, has nothing to do with us.

1040
00:48:51,635 --> 00:48:53,935
You just heard that cop.
He just told us that.

1041
00:48:53,937 --> 00:48:56,171
I just thought you had to be
on a really restrictive diet

1042
00:48:56,173 --> 00:48:57,674
to look like you guys.

1043
00:48:57,841 --> 00:49:00,674
Brody, what is it that you
think we do here at Baywatch?

1044
00:49:00,676 --> 00:49:01,910
I thought we were lifeguards.

1045
00:49:01,912 --> 00:49:04,312
I thought that we prevent
people from getting sunburned

1046
00:49:04,314 --> 00:49:06,346
and, yeah, occasionally
stop them from drowning.

1047
00:49:06,348 --> 00:49:07,848
And that's all you think that this is?

1048
00:49:07,850 --> 00:49:09,183
It's exactly what I thought it was.

1049
00:49:09,185 --> 00:49:10,718
C.J., how about you throw a few

1050
00:49:10,720 --> 00:49:13,453
of last month's cases at Olympiad
here and see what he'd do.

1051
00:49:13,455 --> 00:49:15,455
- "Cases"?
- Okay, um...

1052
00:49:15,457 --> 00:49:17,392
School of manta ray in the cove?

1053
00:49:17,394 --> 00:49:18,825
You call Animal Control?

1054
00:49:18,827 --> 00:49:20,495
Before Animal Control shows up,

1055
00:49:20,497 --> 00:49:22,729
the school of manta ray
fly up out of the water,

1056
00:49:22,731 --> 00:49:24,598
sting someone in the chest and they die.

1057
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:25,966
Steve Irwin, R.I.P.

1058
00:49:25,968 --> 00:49:29,236
How about, uh, sand grifters
running a con on the beach, right?

1059
00:49:29,238 --> 00:49:32,439
Well, I'm not exactly sure what
a sand grifter is, Stephanie.

1060
00:49:32,441 --> 00:49:33,575
But I would probably call the cops.

1061
00:49:33,577 --> 00:49:36,145
Sand grifters are, uh, beach thieves.

1062
00:49:36,245 --> 00:49:38,379
Okay, so while you're working on your tan,

1063
00:49:38,381 --> 00:49:40,582
they're stealing things
from families on the beach.

1064
00:49:40,584 --> 00:49:41,950
I'll give you one better.

1065
00:49:41,952 --> 00:49:44,551
How about diamond smugglers who
are putting the rocks in surfboards

1066
00:49:44,553 --> 00:49:45,520
and bringing them ashore?

1067
00:49:45,522 --> 00:49:46,955
Everything that you guys are talking about

1068
00:49:46,957 --> 00:49:51,859
sounds like a really, like,
entertaining, but far-fetched TV show.

1069
00:49:51,861 --> 00:49:54,729
But if that was the case, I
would definitely call the cops.

1070
00:49:54,731 --> 00:49:57,232
We could call the cops,
and then do nothing,

1071
00:49:57,234 --> 00:49:58,933
like most people would. But that's not us,

1072
00:49:58,935 --> 00:50:00,368
it's not how we operate.

1073
00:50:00,370 --> 00:50:01,868
We watch when other
people don't want to watch.

1074
00:50:01,870 --> 00:50:04,504
We protect when other
people don't want to protect.

1075
00:50:04,506 --> 00:50:07,578
If we do the bare minimum,
sometimes people die.

1076
00:50:08,778 --> 00:50:11,379
Guys, we have flakka
that just washed ashore.

1077
00:50:11,381 --> 00:50:14,348
That shit is hardcore and
it fucking kills people.

1078
00:50:14,350 --> 00:50:15,950
And now we got a dead body in our bay.

1079
00:50:15,952 --> 00:50:18,653
And the girls on that boat
had the same drugs on them

1080
00:50:18,655 --> 00:50:21,558
that I found in front of Leeds's club.

1081
00:50:21,624 --> 00:50:25,228
So my gut says that it's all connected.

1082
00:50:25,961 --> 00:50:28,529
Wait, Leeds did say there'd be
an open house tonight, right?

1083
00:50:28,531 --> 00:50:30,234
Yes, she did.

1084
00:50:30,767 --> 00:50:32,569
And we're all going.

1085
00:50:33,502 --> 00:50:35,839
(PARTY MUSIC PLAYING)

1086
00:50:46,548 --> 00:50:47,984
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

1087
00:50:49,352 --> 00:50:50,417
(DOOR OPENS)

1088
00:50:50,419 --> 00:50:51,718
What'd you find on Chen?

1089
00:50:51,720 --> 00:50:53,687
No criminal record. No fetishes.

1090
00:50:53,689 --> 00:50:55,589
No weird photos. He's clean.

1091
00:50:55,591 --> 00:50:58,127
Makes me feel weird about the
stuff I have going on in my life.

1092
00:50:59,428 --> 00:51:00,694
What about his bank accounts?

1093
00:51:00,696 --> 00:51:01,729
Account.

1094
00:51:01,731 --> 00:51:03,064
This dude is not rich at all.

1095
00:51:03,066 --> 00:51:05,866
All his money is tied up
in real estate in the bay.

1096
00:51:05,868 --> 00:51:07,801
Well, I guess you'll have
to help me persuade him

1097
00:51:07,803 --> 00:51:09,303
some other way.

1098
00:51:09,305 --> 00:51:10,806
Every man has a price.

1099
00:51:10,973 --> 00:51:12,439
Speaking of which,

1100
00:51:12,441 --> 00:51:15,310
I know you've been using
my special set of skills

1101
00:51:15,312 --> 00:51:16,910
for your own nefarious purposes,

1102
00:51:16,912 --> 00:51:18,712
but additional compensation

1103
00:51:18,714 --> 00:51:22,750
would go a long way in motivating
me to keep my mouth shut.

1104
00:51:22,752 --> 00:51:24,621
(CHUCKLES)

1105
00:51:26,356 --> 00:51:27,721
You're blackmailing me.

1106
00:51:27,723 --> 00:51:30,725
- Huh? Well, I wouldn't...
- Dave...

1107
00:51:30,727 --> 00:51:34,462
I really admire a man who knows
how to seize an opportunity.

1108
00:51:34,464 --> 00:51:36,032
I'm very impressed.

1109
00:51:36,999 --> 00:51:39,635
- Keep up the good work.
- Thanks.

1110
00:51:39,868 --> 00:51:42,705
- Do we have a deal, or...
- (DOOR CLOSES)

1111
00:51:42,872 --> 00:51:44,641
I need some closure.

1112
00:51:46,609 --> 00:51:48,343
- Hey.
- Hi.

1113
00:51:48,345 --> 00:51:49,377
Wow, you look really nice.

1114
00:51:49,379 --> 00:51:51,345
Hey, you look really nice, too, Baby Gap.

1115
00:51:51,347 --> 00:51:52,913
That shirt come in big-boy size?

1116
00:51:52,915 --> 00:51:54,348
Well, at least I'm undercover.

1117
00:51:54,350 --> 00:51:55,918
Look at you. You didn't even try.

1118
00:51:56,885 --> 00:51:58,953
All right, guys, we got a very
big night, with one goal in mind.

1119
00:51:58,955 --> 00:52:00,854
It's our only shot to prove
that they're dealing here,

1120
00:52:00,856 --> 00:52:02,158
so we gotta make it right.

1121
00:52:02,859 --> 00:52:04,991
So, C.J. and Ronnie,
find out who's selling.

1122
00:52:04,993 --> 00:52:07,528
Summer, keep an eye on Leeds and her thugs.

1123
00:52:07,530 --> 00:52:10,098
Then Mitch and I will search the
place for where she hides the product.

1124
00:52:10,100 --> 00:52:11,432
- Brody?
- What?

1125
00:52:11,434 --> 00:52:12,866
- You're our lookout.
- Lookout?

1126
00:52:12,868 --> 00:52:15,403
Guys, if you want to find drugs at a party,

1127
00:52:15,405 --> 00:52:17,037
I can walk in there and find drugs.

1128
00:52:17,039 --> 00:52:18,374
It'd take me, like, five minutes.

1129
00:52:18,508 --> 00:52:20,040
Not 'cause I do it all the time.

1130
00:52:20,042 --> 00:52:21,776
I'm just saying it's not rocket science.

1131
00:52:21,778 --> 00:52:23,910
Okay, troubled youth. Thank you for that.

1132
00:52:23,912 --> 00:52:25,879
The only way this whole
thing is gonna work out

1133
00:52:25,881 --> 00:52:27,850
is if everyone, everyone, does their job.

1134
00:52:28,051 --> 00:52:30,654
- Can you handle that, Malibu Ken?
- Yeah.

1135
00:52:32,555 --> 00:52:33,654
What?

1136
00:52:33,656 --> 00:52:35,189
Why is everyone looking at me? Summer.

1137
00:52:35,191 --> 00:52:38,792
Hey, am I the only one that thinks
this is clearly a job for the police?

1138
00:52:38,794 --> 00:52:40,129
- Yes.
- Yes.

1139
00:52:40,430 --> 00:52:41,831
Fuck it.

1140
00:52:41,930 --> 00:52:44,266
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

1141
00:52:56,646 --> 00:52:59,913
Mr. Chen, I'm so glad you could make it.

1142
00:52:59,915 --> 00:53:02,582
I wanted to meet the new neighbor
everyone is talking about.

1143
00:53:02,584 --> 00:53:05,185
So I presume you know
why I had to invite you.

1144
00:53:05,187 --> 00:53:08,555
I am not interested in
selling my properties.

1145
00:53:08,557 --> 00:53:10,725
Why don't you think about it, okay?

1146
00:53:10,727 --> 00:53:15,264
I of all people know how
hard it is to run a business.

1147
00:53:15,531 --> 00:53:18,268
You never know when a dry spell could come.

1148
00:53:19,568 --> 00:53:20,701
What are you thinking?

1149
00:53:20,703 --> 00:53:22,837
I think we case it and I'll
meet you back here in five.

1150
00:53:22,839 --> 00:53:24,738
- All right. Sounds good.
- All right, Steph.

1151
00:53:24,740 --> 00:53:26,841
So where should I, like, look out from?

1152
00:53:26,843 --> 00:53:29,413
Hey. How are you?

1153
00:53:38,053 --> 00:53:39,889
(EXHALES)

1154
00:53:42,691 --> 00:53:44,293
Victoria.

1155
00:53:44,627 --> 00:53:45,962
(GROANS)

1156
00:53:47,129 --> 00:53:48,462
(HISSING)

1157
00:53:48,464 --> 00:53:51,232
You killed Rodriguez in front of witnesses.

1158
00:53:51,234 --> 00:53:52,767
What the fuck were you thinking?

1159
00:53:52,769 --> 00:53:54,801
They were high. They didn't see anything.

1160
00:53:54,803 --> 00:53:56,102
They better not have.

1161
00:53:56,104 --> 00:53:58,138
Because now Dave knows too much.

1162
00:53:58,140 --> 00:53:59,774
And this better not come back to me.

1163
00:53:59,776 --> 00:54:01,142
I can't have this unraveling.

1164
00:54:01,144 --> 00:54:02,477
- Got it?
- (GROANING)

1165
00:54:02,479 --> 00:54:04,347
Now go clean up your mess.

1166
00:54:07,149 --> 00:54:09,149
- Brody.
- Mmm.

1167
00:54:09,151 --> 00:54:10,750
I'm so glad you came.

1168
00:54:10,752 --> 00:54:12,153
Oh, gosh.

1169
00:54:12,155 --> 00:54:15,324
Let's get you a real
drink. Greg, the good stuff.

1170
00:54:15,758 --> 00:54:18,058
- Scotch is your drink, right?
- BRODY: Yeah.

1171
00:54:18,060 --> 00:54:19,794
This is a really nice place you have here.

1172
00:54:19,796 --> 00:54:21,465
You have great taste.

1173
00:54:21,597 --> 00:54:23,163
I really respect that.

1174
00:54:23,165 --> 00:54:27,770
It's nice to have somebody
who respects you, you know?

1175
00:54:30,039 --> 00:54:31,705
Oh...

1176
00:54:31,707 --> 00:54:33,743
I sense trouble.

1177
00:54:36,211 --> 00:54:38,380
I think I'm just, uh,

1178
00:54:38,914 --> 00:54:40,281
not used to having a boss.

1179
00:54:40,283 --> 00:54:42,183
VICTORIA: Mitch is threatened.

1180
00:54:42,185 --> 00:54:44,218
He should be thrilled to have you.

1181
00:54:44,220 --> 00:54:45,819
Yeah, you'd think.

1182
00:54:45,821 --> 00:54:47,491
Oh, my God.

1183
00:54:47,789 --> 00:54:50,156
"Lieutenant Matt Brody."

1184
00:54:50,158 --> 00:54:53,830
That has such an amazing
ring to it. Don't you think?

1185
00:54:54,830 --> 00:54:56,232
Yeah.

1186
00:54:57,667 --> 00:54:59,734
Here. Keep the whole bottle.

1187
00:54:59,736 --> 00:55:01,669
I think you need it. (CHUCKLES)

1188
00:55:01,671 --> 00:55:03,840
- This'll be fun.
- Thank you.

1189
00:55:06,642 --> 00:55:07,674
Hey.

1190
00:55:07,676 --> 00:55:09,176
Did you get any intel on Leeds?

1191
00:55:09,178 --> 00:55:11,111
- Yeah, I got intel.
- That's awesome.

1192
00:55:11,113 --> 00:55:14,214
Single malt
35-year-old intel.

1193
00:55:14,216 --> 00:55:16,118
And it's fucking delicious.

1194
00:55:16,752 --> 00:55:18,252
All right, I think I got something.

1195
00:55:18,254 --> 00:55:19,819
Found our access point.

1196
00:55:19,821 --> 00:55:21,756
Where is Brody? Have you seen him?

1197
00:55:21,758 --> 00:55:22,857
No. No time.

1198
00:55:22,859 --> 00:55:24,225
We gotta move without him.

1199
00:55:24,227 --> 00:55:25,692
Yeah, but we need our lookout.

1200
00:55:25,694 --> 00:55:27,227
What's your deal? You like torturing guys?

1201
00:55:27,229 --> 00:55:29,129
- (SCOFFS) No.
- Yeah, you do.

1202
00:55:29,131 --> 00:55:32,966
Well, I mean, I have three brothers,
so I've had a lot of practice.

1203
00:55:32,968 --> 00:55:34,035
Mmm.

1204
00:55:34,037 --> 00:55:35,569
I take it you're an only child.

1205
00:55:35,571 --> 00:55:36,636
I don't know, honestly.

1206
00:55:36,638 --> 00:55:37,504
You don't know?

1207
00:55:37,506 --> 00:55:40,274
- I grew up in a foster home.
- Oh, shit.

1208
00:55:40,276 --> 00:55:43,109
- Three of them, actually.
- I'm sorry.

1209
00:55:43,111 --> 00:55:44,044
Mmm. Don't be.

1210
00:55:44,046 --> 00:55:45,680
It was pretty cool. One of them had a pool.

1211
00:55:45,682 --> 00:55:46,913
If it wasn't for that pool,

1212
00:55:46,915 --> 00:55:48,616
I probably wouldn't have
gone to the Olympics.

1213
00:55:48,618 --> 00:55:50,051
Yeah. I mean, that's amazing.

1214
00:55:50,053 --> 00:55:52,752
Go from foster home to
winning a gold medal.

1215
00:55:52,754 --> 00:55:54,988
- Two.
- Two gold medals.

1216
00:55:54,990 --> 00:55:58,191
And I fucking busted my
ass for those gold medals,

1217
00:55:58,193 --> 00:56:00,262
so you can't blame me for celebrating.

1218
00:56:00,363 --> 00:56:02,032
Yeah. Huh.

1219
00:56:02,865 --> 00:56:04,985
I mean, I've always wondered
what happened that night.

1220
00:56:05,435 --> 00:56:08,301
I knew the relay was the
next day, but those guys...

1221
00:56:08,303 --> 00:56:10,837
They didn't care about me.
They just needed me to win.

1222
00:56:10,839 --> 00:56:13,609
Well, you certainly made
sure they did not win.

1223
00:56:13,743 --> 00:56:16,611
(LAUGHS) I lost way more than they did.

1224
00:56:16,613 --> 00:56:18,613
Okay? I lost all my sponsors.

1225
00:56:18,615 --> 00:56:21,250
I'm an Olympic champion
and I'm fucking broke.

1226
00:56:23,019 --> 00:56:24,718
- Ronnie, hey.
- What?

1227
00:56:24,720 --> 00:56:27,087
Okay, listen. I need you to
create a distraction for Leeds.

1228
00:56:27,089 --> 00:56:27,955
What? How?

1229
00:56:27,957 --> 00:56:29,592
Remember the first time I met you?

1230
00:56:29,691 --> 00:56:30,991
The night at Chen's?

1231
00:56:30,993 --> 00:56:32,328
(CHUCKLES) Oh, yeah.

1232
00:56:32,761 --> 00:56:33,861
What? No.

1233
00:56:33,863 --> 00:56:35,029
- Yes.
- No!

1234
00:56:35,031 --> 00:56:36,062
- Yes!
- Mitch, no!

1235
00:56:36,064 --> 00:56:37,163
- Yes. Yes!
- No!

1236
00:56:37,165 --> 00:56:38,366
- No!
- God damn it, Ronnie.

1237
00:56:38,368 --> 00:56:39,566
You listen to me, and you listen good.

1238
00:56:39,568 --> 00:56:43,970
Every team has a ringer, and
you and only you are my ringer.

1239
00:56:43,972 --> 00:56:45,839
Well, then I guess I'm your ringer.

1240
00:56:45,841 --> 00:56:48,078
You are my goddamn ringer.

1241
00:56:48,310 --> 00:56:49,776
(GRUNTS)

1242
00:56:49,778 --> 00:56:51,947
- Ring, ring?
- Ring, ring.

1243
00:56:53,649 --> 00:56:56,051
Yeah. Oh, God.

1244
00:56:57,653 --> 00:56:59,221
Oh, could I...

1245
00:57:01,658 --> 00:57:02,790
Will you just have one drink with me?

1246
00:57:02,792 --> 00:57:04,357
You should probably actually stop drinking

1247
00:57:04,359 --> 00:57:06,462
because you're supposed to
be the lookout for Mitch.

1248
00:57:06,729 --> 00:57:08,431
I am looking out for Mitch.

1249
00:57:10,033 --> 00:57:12,269
Leeds is right there.
I'm gonna go check it out.

1250
00:57:13,836 --> 00:57:14,901
RONNIE: Ladies and gentlemen.

1251
00:57:14,903 --> 00:57:18,372
A warm welcome to our
host, Victoria Leeds!

1252
00:57:18,374 --> 00:57:20,073
(GUESTS CHEERING)

1253
00:57:20,075 --> 00:57:21,776
Thank you. Thank you.

1254
00:57:21,778 --> 00:57:22,942
So many people.

1255
00:57:22,944 --> 00:57:24,211
(RONNIE CHUCKLES)

1256
00:57:24,213 --> 00:57:27,918
So as a welcome to the bay, I, uh...

1257
00:57:28,216 --> 00:57:30,654
Oh, God. Mitch, this is for you.

1258
00:57:30,819 --> 00:57:32,352
Oh, wait. Uh, no, Victoria.

1259
00:57:32,354 --> 00:57:36,122
I have something very special
planned for you, for everyone.

1260
00:57:36,124 --> 00:57:38,127
So God help us.

1261
00:57:38,227 --> 00:57:39,292
Aw.

1262
00:57:39,294 --> 00:57:41,697
I'll just put that down. Okay.

1263
00:57:42,964 --> 00:57:43,997
Hit it.

1264
00:57:43,999 --> 00:57:46,302
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

1265
00:58:23,406 --> 00:58:24,971
That's weird.

1266
00:58:24,973 --> 00:58:26,406
Who's Angelo's Fish Company?

1267
00:58:26,408 --> 00:58:28,441
Doesn't the Huntley get
their fish from Flynn's?

1268
00:58:28,443 --> 00:58:30,212
Let's check it out.

1269
00:58:32,013 --> 00:58:34,049
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

1270
00:58:40,990 --> 00:58:42,122
Mitch.

1271
00:58:42,124 --> 00:58:44,290
I just got a little hunch, okay?

1272
00:58:44,292 --> 00:58:46,426
(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)

1273
00:58:46,428 --> 00:58:48,063
Shit.

1274
00:58:48,897 --> 00:58:51,432
You two, what are you doing back here?

1275
00:58:51,434 --> 00:58:52,799
MITCH: Hey.

1276
00:58:52,801 --> 00:58:55,169
First date. You can't blame me, right?

1277
00:58:55,171 --> 00:58:57,340
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

1278
00:59:07,316 --> 00:59:09,183
So juvenile.

1279
00:59:09,185 --> 00:59:10,487
I'm onto you all.

1280
00:59:10,919 --> 00:59:11,953
Ladies and gentlemen,

1281
00:59:11,955 --> 00:59:14,988
put your hands together
for whatever that was.

1282
00:59:14,990 --> 00:59:17,026
(ALL CHEERING)

1283
00:59:20,095 --> 00:59:22,331
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

1284
00:59:34,477 --> 00:59:36,413
You did good, Ronnie.

1285
00:59:36,912 --> 00:59:38,714
Where'd you learn to dance like that?

1286
00:59:40,348 --> 00:59:42,585
(EXHALES) Hebrew school.

1287
00:59:49,492 --> 00:59:51,527
You were supposed to
be there for us tonight.

1288
00:59:51,861 --> 00:59:53,797
You had a job to do.

1289
00:59:53,963 --> 00:59:55,831
And now you're trashed.

1290
00:59:56,365 --> 00:59:58,365
See, I just... I don't
understand this, man.

1291
00:59:58,367 --> 01:00:00,868
If you really think
that there's drugs here,

1292
01:00:00,870 --> 01:00:02,102
call the police.

1293
01:00:02,104 --> 01:00:03,672
And then what?

1294
01:00:04,207 --> 01:00:06,841
We get a few minnows?
The big whale gets away?

1295
01:00:06,843 --> 01:00:08,408
Do you hear yourself when you talk?

1296
01:00:08,410 --> 01:00:11,611
I dare you to say one thing
without the ocean in it.

1297
01:00:11,613 --> 01:00:12,979
I dare you.

1298
01:00:12,981 --> 01:00:14,214
We were depending on you tonight.

1299
01:00:14,216 --> 01:00:15,482
(SCOFFS)

1300
01:00:15,484 --> 01:00:18,121
And you fucked up... Again.

1301
01:00:21,624 --> 01:00:23,192
Watch yourself.

1302
01:00:27,129 --> 01:00:28,428
Really?

1303
01:00:28,430 --> 01:00:30,296
Get this through your head, Mitch.

1304
01:00:30,298 --> 01:00:33,901
You're not a cop. You're
not the fucking Equalizer.

1305
01:00:33,903 --> 01:00:35,401
You're a lifeguard, Mitch,

1306
01:00:35,403 --> 01:00:37,303
who sits in his fucking tower all day,

1307
01:00:37,305 --> 01:00:40,174
'cause that's the only place
he has any sort of power.

1308
01:00:40,176 --> 01:00:42,008
This is the real world, Mitch.

1309
01:00:42,010 --> 01:00:43,477
Lifeguards can't do shit.

1310
01:00:43,479 --> 01:00:44,813
Come on.

1311
01:00:45,448 --> 01:00:47,217
Don't fucking touch me.

1312
01:00:47,316 --> 01:00:49,485
- Let's go.
- Or what?

1313
01:00:49,885 --> 01:00:51,420
What're you gonna do, Mitch?

1314
01:00:57,126 --> 01:00:58,359
Shit.

1315
01:00:58,361 --> 01:00:59,426
- (GROWLS)
- (SHRIEKS)

1316
01:00:59,428 --> 01:01:00,560
- Shit.
- I didn't touch you.

1317
01:01:00,562 --> 01:01:01,864
You dick.

1318
01:01:02,531 --> 01:01:04,330
(ALL EXCLAIMING)

1319
01:01:04,332 --> 01:01:05,801
Cool off, pool boy.

1320
01:01:08,169 --> 01:01:09,303
(RETCHING)

1321
01:01:09,305 --> 01:01:10,740
(ALL EXCLAIMING)

1322
01:01:11,307 --> 01:01:13,375
That's him! The Vomit Comet!

1323
01:01:16,912 --> 01:01:19,178
What are you guys standing around for?

1324
01:01:19,180 --> 01:01:20,580
Let's do some shots!

1325
01:01:20,582 --> 01:01:22,551
(ALL CHEERING)

1326
01:01:25,921 --> 01:01:27,223
Whoo!

1327
01:02:06,963 --> 01:02:09,529
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1328
01:02:09,531 --> 01:02:11,333
(GASPS)

1329
01:02:13,068 --> 01:02:14,703
(GRUNTS)

1330
01:02:34,756 --> 01:02:37,424
- Hey.
- Hey. Thank you.

1331
01:02:37,426 --> 01:02:39,392
Summer, this is your day today.

1332
01:02:39,394 --> 01:02:41,697
- SUMMER: Yeah, I know it.
- (MITCH LAUGHS)

1333
01:02:49,604 --> 01:02:51,240
Mitch?

1334
01:02:53,676 --> 01:02:55,075
Hey, man, I think, uh...

1335
01:02:55,077 --> 01:02:59,481
I think we both said a few things
last night that we didn't mean.

1336
01:03:00,048 --> 01:03:02,549
Not me. I meant every word.

1337
01:03:02,551 --> 01:03:03,883
Come on, man.

1338
01:03:03,885 --> 01:03:06,488
You've never gotten drunk and
said something you don't mean?

1339
01:03:07,423 --> 01:03:08,925
Seriously?

1340
01:03:09,158 --> 01:03:11,728
I fucked up, man. I know that.

1341
01:03:15,330 --> 01:03:16,766
I'm sorry.

1342
01:03:25,274 --> 01:03:27,543
I watched you win two gold medals.

1343
01:03:28,743 --> 01:03:31,848
You were amazing when it was just you.

1344
01:03:33,348 --> 01:03:34,482
But when it came to the relay,

1345
01:03:34,484 --> 01:03:37,753
being part of your team, your
Olympic team, your family,

1346
01:03:39,220 --> 01:03:41,890
you blew it. 'Cause you're selfish.

1347
01:03:42,825 --> 01:03:45,695
Baywatch is our team.
Baywatch is our family.

1348
01:03:46,095 --> 01:03:47,663
These are the keys to our house.

1349
01:03:48,430 --> 01:03:49,464
But you've proven to me

1350
01:03:49,466 --> 01:03:51,634
that you don't want to
be part of this family.

1351
01:03:52,401 --> 01:03:53,802
So you're done.

1352
01:03:54,803 --> 01:03:56,537
'Cause the only thing you give a shit about

1353
01:03:56,539 --> 01:03:58,507
is yourself and your medals.

1354
01:03:59,707 --> 01:04:01,343
You talking 'bout this medal?

1355
01:04:10,419 --> 01:04:12,586
Wow, that's really impressive.

1356
01:04:12,588 --> 01:04:14,287
Don't you have two of them, though?

1357
01:04:14,289 --> 01:04:15,757
That's not the point.

1358
01:04:16,559 --> 01:04:17,491
That's polluting.

1359
01:04:17,493 --> 01:04:20,093
Listen, Mitch, I know I messed up, okay?

1360
01:04:20,095 --> 01:04:21,596
I should have listened.

1361
01:04:22,231 --> 01:04:24,366
I want to be a part of this team.

1362
01:04:25,801 --> 01:04:28,771
And I will not let you down again, I swear.

1363
01:04:31,307 --> 01:04:34,076
And by the way, I think
you're right about Leeds.

1364
01:04:34,676 --> 01:04:37,211
And the Councilman...
Councilman... What's his face?

1365
01:04:37,213 --> 01:04:39,113
- Councilman Rodriguez.
- Uh... Yeah.

1366
01:04:39,115 --> 01:04:41,381
Rodriguez, that's it. The dead guy.

1367
01:04:41,383 --> 01:04:43,783
He had this watch. It was a nice TAG watch.

1368
01:04:43,785 --> 01:04:45,651
Yeah, I've seen that watch, too.

1369
01:04:45,653 --> 01:04:47,622
On one of Leeds's thugs.

1370
01:04:48,124 --> 01:04:49,592
That's it. See?

1371
01:04:52,160 --> 01:04:54,429
I want to help, man. And I want to...

1372
01:04:55,597 --> 01:04:56,932
I want to help.

1373
01:05:01,336 --> 01:05:02,839
(SIGHS)

1374
01:05:07,309 --> 01:05:09,578
All right. I'll give you another shot.

1375
01:05:11,147 --> 01:05:13,513
Councilman Rodriguez is
connected to all of this somehow.

1376
01:05:13,515 --> 01:05:16,386
And the coroner's office
just released his body.

1377
01:05:16,618 --> 01:05:17,987
And I got a plan.

1378
01:05:26,394 --> 01:05:29,562
Ah, guys, I still don't understand
what part of the plan this is.

1379
01:05:29,564 --> 01:05:32,633
- Just go with the flow, Brody.
- Yeah, you were in a very bad accident.

1380
01:05:32,635 --> 01:05:34,801
- It was all your fucking fault.
- We're all really, really sad.

1381
01:05:34,803 --> 01:05:38,407
It was my fault? Why was it my fault?

1382
01:05:38,473 --> 01:05:40,841
(GROANS) Come on, guys.
I need a bigger coat.

1383
01:05:40,843 --> 01:05:42,743
There's no coat in here
that's gonna fit you.

1384
01:05:42,745 --> 01:05:44,847
- You got a better idea?
- I think I do.

1385
01:05:48,316 --> 01:05:49,785
But you're not gonna like it.

1386
01:05:53,589 --> 01:05:55,656
Okay, clear. Come on, let's go.

1387
01:05:55,658 --> 01:05:57,591
BRODY: Okay, left turn, left turn.

1388
01:05:57,593 --> 01:05:58,758
- MITCH: What the fuck?
- (SHUSHING)

1389
01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:01,294
MITCH: Who taught you how to
drive, Stevie fucking Wonder?

1390
01:06:01,296 --> 01:06:03,497
BRODY: You're huge, man.
Very hard to control.

1391
01:06:03,499 --> 01:06:05,399
Just get me to the
morgue. That's all I said.

1392
01:06:05,401 --> 01:06:06,866
BRODY: I'm taking us
to the morgue. Go left.

1393
01:06:06,868 --> 01:06:08,701
Left, left. Left turn.

1394
01:06:08,703 --> 01:06:10,270
SUMMER: Careful.

1395
01:06:10,272 --> 01:06:12,008
BRODY: Okay. We're clear, we're clear.

1396
01:06:13,609 --> 01:06:14,977
SUMMER: Oh!

1397
01:06:15,944 --> 01:06:17,410
All right.

1398
01:06:17,412 --> 01:06:18,611
- Oh, no.
- MITCH: What?

1399
01:06:18,613 --> 01:06:20,346
- What does that say?
- "Morgue."

1400
01:06:20,348 --> 01:06:22,083
Exactly. (CHUCKLES)

1401
01:06:22,350 --> 01:06:23,919
I got us to the morgue.

1402
01:06:24,385 --> 01:06:27,055
- (EXHALES) Nice. Good job.
- Yeah.

1403
01:06:27,356 --> 01:06:29,058
BRODY: These disguises are awesome.

1404
01:06:29,325 --> 01:06:31,127
I actually feel like a doctor.

1405
01:06:36,432 --> 01:06:37,800
Oh, no.

1406
01:06:38,367 --> 01:06:40,633
- Read me his toe tag.
- It smells like yogurt.

1407
01:06:40,635 --> 01:06:42,071
Oh, Jesus.

1408
01:06:42,972 --> 01:06:45,007
"2816."

1409
01:06:47,376 --> 01:06:48,811
(BRODY GROANS)

1410
01:06:50,578 --> 01:06:51,947
Read me line 12.

1411
01:06:52,881 --> 01:06:54,217
Jesus.

1412
01:06:54,450 --> 01:06:56,219
Line 12. "Alveoli are clean."

1413
01:06:56,484 --> 01:06:58,721
Wait, that means that there
was no smoke in his lungs.

1414
01:06:59,254 --> 01:07:00,754
- So how did he die?
- MITCH: That's the question.

1415
01:07:00,756 --> 01:07:02,725
McDreamy, get over here.
I need you to help me.

1416
01:07:03,024 --> 01:07:04,659
Oh, God, what?

1417
01:07:05,861 --> 01:07:07,861
(GROANS) Dude.

1418
01:07:07,863 --> 01:07:09,930
I need you to check his
taint for needle marks.

1419
01:07:09,932 --> 01:07:11,564
You want me to check his taint?

1420
01:07:11,566 --> 01:07:13,399
Don't be a baby. Lift his scrotum.

1421
01:07:13,401 --> 01:07:14,468
Not touching the man's scrotum.

1422
01:07:14,470 --> 01:07:16,669
Lift his ball sac and
check for anything unusual.

1423
01:07:16,671 --> 01:07:18,073
There's... Fuck.

1424
01:07:18,841 --> 01:07:20,941
(GRUNTS) Oh, my God.

1425
01:07:20,943 --> 01:07:23,246
(EXCLAIMING)

1426
01:07:25,680 --> 01:07:28,415
- Dude, it's a taint, man, it's a taint.
- You didn't even look.

1427
01:07:28,417 --> 01:07:29,819
Ugh, my God.

1428
01:07:30,785 --> 01:07:33,654
Dude, there's been gloves
here literally the entire time.

1429
01:07:33,656 --> 01:07:36,993
You didn't even say
anything. Yeah... That...

1430
01:07:38,727 --> 01:07:42,164
(EXCLAIMS) Oh, I'm going in.

1431
01:07:42,298 --> 01:07:43,830
- All right.
- Tell me what you see.

1432
01:07:43,832 --> 01:07:47,066
Hair. Lots of hair.
Definitely not a groomer.

1433
01:07:47,068 --> 01:07:49,170
Get deeper. Lift the balls up higher.

1434
01:07:49,504 --> 01:07:52,274
- And get closer.
- Oh, God, it stinks.

1435
01:07:52,540 --> 01:07:54,774
I don't know, man. There's a big something.

1436
01:07:54,776 --> 01:07:56,611
There's something. Oh, there is a hole.

1437
01:07:57,312 --> 01:07:59,248
- That's just his butthole.
- Smile.

1438
01:07:59,448 --> 01:08:01,580
(CHUCKLING)

1439
01:08:01,582 --> 01:08:04,450
Good job, doc. I'm posting that.

1440
01:08:04,452 --> 01:08:06,922
Do not post that. The Internet is forever.

1441
01:08:07,856 --> 01:08:09,859
It's just a handful of ball sac.

1442
01:08:09,925 --> 01:08:11,694
It's disgusting.

1443
01:08:12,060 --> 01:08:13,862
- (SIGHS)
- BRODY: Oh, God.

1444
01:08:14,595 --> 01:08:16,796
Dude, I can't take you
seriously when the dick is out.

1445
01:08:16,798 --> 01:08:17,863
Can you please just cover the dick?

1446
01:08:17,865 --> 01:08:19,465
You cover the dick. I'm busy.

1447
01:08:19,467 --> 01:08:20,869
(SIGHS)

1448
01:08:21,570 --> 01:08:22,803
MITCH: All right, check this out.

1449
01:08:22,805 --> 01:08:26,005
Cervical fractures of the fifth,
sixth and seventh vertebrae.

1450
01:08:26,007 --> 01:08:28,777
That's how he was killed. Broken neck.

1451
01:08:29,511 --> 01:08:30,577
So, what? That could
have happened any time.

1452
01:08:30,579 --> 01:08:32,679
I mean, you jumped off
the boat with him, right?

1453
01:08:32,681 --> 01:08:35,349
You can literally swan
dive down a flight of stairs

1454
01:08:35,351 --> 01:08:36,582
and not break that many vertebrae.

1455
01:08:36,584 --> 01:08:38,654
This was done on purpose.

1456
01:08:38,753 --> 01:08:40,653
Why has no one else figured this out?

1457
01:08:40,655 --> 01:08:43,191
What are you talking
about? Figured what out?

1458
01:08:43,859 --> 01:08:45,492
Broken neck in multiple places.

1459
01:08:45,494 --> 01:08:47,893
No smoke in his lungs,
which probably means he died

1460
01:08:47,895 --> 01:08:49,496
before that boat was even on fire.

1461
01:08:49,498 --> 01:08:51,365
The reason why no one has figured this out?

1462
01:08:51,367 --> 01:08:52,668
It's murder.

1463
01:08:53,267 --> 01:08:55,035
- And someone's covering it up.
- Holy shit.

1464
01:08:55,037 --> 01:08:56,502
In which case,

1465
01:08:56,504 --> 01:08:57,703
I should go interrogate those girls.

1466
01:08:57,705 --> 01:09:00,040
No, those girls were too high.
They don't remember anything.

1467
01:09:00,042 --> 01:09:02,143
All the more reason to investigate.

1468
01:09:03,779 --> 01:09:05,644
Oh, shit. Someone's coming.

1469
01:09:05,646 --> 01:09:07,148
- SUMMER: Hide. Hide!
- Put him away.

1470
01:09:08,984 --> 01:09:10,886
(GROANS)

1471
01:09:12,921 --> 01:09:14,688
- What do we do now?
- Now we hide.

1472
01:09:14,690 --> 01:09:16,826
Hide? Where?

1473
01:09:21,096 --> 01:09:23,897
- I don't like confined spaces.
- (SHUSHING)

1474
01:09:23,899 --> 01:09:26,666
This was a bad idea.

1475
01:09:26,668 --> 01:09:28,070
Stop being a baby.

1476
01:09:28,404 --> 01:09:29,336
Oh, my God!

1477
01:09:29,338 --> 01:09:31,404
Shut your mouth. You're
gonna get us caught.

1478
01:09:31,406 --> 01:09:33,072
I'm laying on a dead old lady.

1479
01:09:33,074 --> 01:09:34,674
Well, she's not going to
bite you, for Christ's sakes.

1480
01:09:34,676 --> 01:09:35,776
- Will you shut up?
- Our drawers are empty.

1481
01:09:35,778 --> 01:09:36,743
Why'd you pick that drawer?

1482
01:09:36,745 --> 01:09:38,978
I'm the only one with a body in my drawer?

1483
01:09:38,980 --> 01:09:39,947
Shh. Shut up!

1484
01:09:39,949 --> 01:09:42,448
She smells like cheese toast and chowder.

1485
01:09:42,450 --> 01:09:44,684
Holy Christ. You just
tickled another man's taint.

1486
01:09:44,686 --> 01:09:46,122
Who gives a shit right now?

1487
01:09:51,526 --> 01:09:52,994
This was a bad...

1488
01:09:53,662 --> 01:09:54,728
Something just dripped on me.

1489
01:09:54,730 --> 01:09:56,197
Shut your mouth.

1490
01:09:56,464 --> 01:09:57,697
- What is it?
- It's all right.

1491
01:09:57,699 --> 01:09:59,866
- Oh, my God.
- (MITCH SHUSHING)

1492
01:09:59,868 --> 01:10:02,102
- It did it again.
- Nothing's dripping on me.

1493
01:10:02,104 --> 01:10:05,104
- Listen to me. Formaldehyde melts fat.
- What?

1494
01:10:05,106 --> 01:10:07,773
That's what's dripping on
your face, necrotic liquid fat.

1495
01:10:07,775 --> 01:10:09,009
Now will you shut the fuck up?

1496
01:10:09,011 --> 01:10:10,176
What the fuck did you just say?

1497
01:10:10,178 --> 01:10:11,911
Just sit back and shut up.

1498
01:10:11,913 --> 01:10:13,982
Shh. Stop complaining.

1499
01:10:19,654 --> 01:10:21,156
Guys, someone's coming. Be quiet.

1500
01:10:23,992 --> 01:10:25,428
It's him.

1501
01:10:36,070 --> 01:10:37,603
FRANKIE: Rodriguez. It is him.

1502
01:10:37,605 --> 01:10:39,174
You got the fake files?

1503
01:10:44,480 --> 01:10:45,545
Relax.

1504
01:10:45,547 --> 01:10:47,813
We're only here 'cause
you broke his fucking neck.

1505
01:10:47,815 --> 01:10:50,118
(PANTING)

1506
01:10:52,687 --> 01:10:53,786
It's all good.

1507
01:10:53,788 --> 01:10:54,688
(GROANS)

1508
01:10:54,690 --> 01:10:56,689
- God damn it. Keep it together.
- No!

1509
01:10:56,691 --> 01:10:58,625
- Oh, shit.
- (GROANS) That's it! I'm out!

1510
01:10:58,627 --> 01:11:00,196
No. God damn it!

1511
01:11:00,829 --> 01:11:02,094
(EXCLAIMING)

1512
01:11:02,096 --> 01:11:04,232
- Shit!
- Fuck.

1513
01:11:05,566 --> 01:11:06,633
(PANTING)

1514
01:11:06,635 --> 01:11:07,767
(BRODY GARGLING)

1515
01:11:07,769 --> 01:11:09,001
What do we do?

1516
01:11:09,003 --> 01:11:10,438
(SHUSHING)

1517
01:11:13,208 --> 01:11:15,211
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1518
01:11:16,677 --> 01:11:19,214
(GASPS AND COUGHS)

1519
01:11:25,721 --> 01:11:27,990
(CLEARS THROAT) Hey, gentlemen.

1520
01:11:28,056 --> 01:11:30,924
Now that that's over, I'm
gonna need those files.

1521
01:11:30,926 --> 01:11:32,291
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

1522
01:11:32,293 --> 01:11:33,559
Shit.

1523
01:11:33,561 --> 01:11:36,595
That must be my phone. I probably
left it in the, uh, nap room.

1524
01:11:36,597 --> 01:11:39,067
- Shit.
- Fuck. Give me that phone.

1525
01:11:39,534 --> 01:11:41,134
Shit!

1526
01:11:41,136 --> 01:11:43,038
No, lifeguard.

1527
01:11:45,274 --> 01:11:46,773
(GRUNTS)

1528
01:11:46,775 --> 01:11:48,978
BRODY: That was a cheap shot, man!

1529
01:11:50,311 --> 01:11:51,980
(BOTH PANTING)

1530
01:11:53,882 --> 01:11:55,251
Damn it.

1531
01:11:56,651 --> 01:11:57,684
I'll get the car.

1532
01:11:57,686 --> 01:11:59,526
All right, meet us on
the far side of the park!

1533
01:11:59,587 --> 01:12:01,956
- Come on, let's roll.
- Mitch, hold up.

1534
01:12:02,557 --> 01:12:03,993
Check this out.

1535
01:12:05,627 --> 01:12:08,193
Excuse me. That's a very nice scooter.

1536
01:12:08,195 --> 01:12:09,962
Have you ever seen the Olympics?

1537
01:12:09,964 --> 01:12:11,665
BRODY: Why are you grabbing me so tight?

1538
01:12:11,667 --> 01:12:12,965
MITCH: Why the fuck are you driving?

1539
01:12:12,967 --> 01:12:15,303
Stay off the grass.
It's freshly fertilized.

1540
01:12:15,704 --> 01:12:17,002
Stay on the pathway.

1541
01:12:17,004 --> 01:12:18,772
I'm on the path, man. They're right there!

1542
01:12:18,774 --> 01:12:20,006
- MITCH: Watch it, watch it!
- BRODY: Shut up!

1543
01:12:20,008 --> 01:12:22,108
You got a beautiful border
collie right there. Don't hit him!

1544
01:12:22,110 --> 01:12:23,643
You do not respect anything.

1545
01:12:23,645 --> 01:12:26,179
- (TIRES SCREECHING)
- Whoa, whoa. Stop. Have some respect. Mommies and babies.

1546
01:12:26,181 --> 01:12:27,880
- Mommies and babies.
- Yeah, I see them.

1547
01:12:27,882 --> 01:12:30,015
Go get them. Stay on the
pathway. You get the white one.

1548
01:12:30,017 --> 01:12:32,053
All right. You're just
slowing me down, anyway.

1549
01:12:34,189 --> 01:12:36,058
Give me the phone.

1550
01:12:41,096 --> 01:12:42,362
Hey!

1551
01:12:42,364 --> 01:12:43,866
(TIRES SCREECHING)

1552
01:12:49,003 --> 01:12:51,206
(PANTING)

1553
01:12:56,712 --> 01:12:58,013
(GRUNTS)

1554
01:13:01,016 --> 01:13:02,182
Oh!

1555
01:13:02,184 --> 01:13:05,154
Shit! Oh, my God. I can't
believe I just did that.

1556
01:13:05,753 --> 01:13:08,254
- I cannot believe I just did that!
- Hey, Summer. Here. Hey.

1557
01:13:08,256 --> 01:13:10,459
- Oh, my God!
- Where's your phone?

1558
01:13:14,962 --> 01:13:16,261
That's not my phone!

1559
01:13:16,263 --> 01:13:18,965
- Summer, you okay?
- That guy's got my phone.

1560
01:13:18,967 --> 01:13:21,570
- Nice work!
- Thanks!

1561
01:13:23,372 --> 01:13:26,275
- Where'd he go?
- Oh, shit.

1562
01:13:32,647 --> 01:13:34,215
(PANTING)

1563
01:13:38,285 --> 01:13:39,385
Mister, get off!

1564
01:13:39,387 --> 01:13:40,922
(YELLING)

1565
01:13:43,725 --> 01:13:45,494
Hey, Mitch, take this one.

1566
01:13:46,160 --> 01:13:47,495
Yeah. Thanks, Mikey.

1567
01:13:49,864 --> 01:13:51,966
MAN 1: Hey, man, this is a wake-free zone!

1568
01:14:06,815 --> 01:14:08,117
Hey! Oh!

1569
01:14:17,191 --> 01:14:18,526
(GUN CLICKS)

1570
01:14:31,306 --> 01:14:33,242
(BOTH GRUNTING)

1571
01:15:00,936 --> 01:15:03,105
- (BABY COOING)
- Hi, honey.

1572
01:15:03,739 --> 01:15:05,471
I'm going to go get rid of the
bad man that's in your house.

1573
01:15:05,473 --> 01:15:07,209
Mmm. Eat your food.

1574
01:15:07,409 --> 01:15:09,178
CHILD: Why is he here?

1575
01:15:11,012 --> 01:15:12,514
(BOTH GRUNTING)

1576
01:15:31,900 --> 01:15:33,335
I'm gonna need that phone.

1577
01:15:35,035 --> 01:15:36,405
This phone?

1578
01:15:40,508 --> 01:15:43,177
Whoops. Fuck your phone.

1579
01:15:43,845 --> 01:15:45,481
Oh, you're going night-night, bitch.

1580
01:15:45,881 --> 01:15:47,482
(BOTH GRUNTING)

1581
01:15:55,422 --> 01:15:57,392
(MOBILE PLAYS MUSIC)

1582
01:15:59,394 --> 01:16:01,196
(GROANING)

1583
01:16:10,372 --> 01:16:12,074
(GRUNTING)

1584
01:16:22,350 --> 01:16:24,053
TOY: I'm a pig.

1585
01:16:24,119 --> 01:16:25,984
Whoa, whoa, wait! Hey, hey.

1586
01:16:25,986 --> 01:16:27,319
No baby pictures.

1587
01:16:27,321 --> 01:16:29,792
- Have some class.
- You're right.

1588
01:16:52,980 --> 01:16:54,549
It's bath time, shithead.

1589
01:16:57,552 --> 01:16:59,484
All right, Ellerbee, what
did we learn from the perps

1590
01:16:59,486 --> 01:17:00,586
after the interrogation?

1591
01:17:00,588 --> 01:17:02,487
The only perps here are you three.

1592
01:17:02,489 --> 01:17:05,457
Okay, you turned the canals
into the goddamned X Games.

1593
01:17:05,459 --> 01:17:08,362
Yeah, that's 'cause we
were in lifeguard pursuit.

1594
01:17:09,064 --> 01:17:10,632
Oh, okay. My bad.

1595
01:17:11,732 --> 01:17:15,033
Except for there's no fucking
such thing as "lifeguard pursuit"!

1596
01:17:15,035 --> 01:17:16,234
Police do pursuits!

1597
01:17:16,236 --> 01:17:20,208
When you do it, it's just some
guys chasing some other guys.

1598
01:17:20,374 --> 01:17:22,541
- No offense.
- None taken.

1599
01:17:22,543 --> 01:17:24,978
Hey, what are you saying? You're
just gonna let those guys walk?

1600
01:17:24,980 --> 01:17:28,413
Okay, um, how do I explain this
so that you people understand?

1601
01:17:28,415 --> 01:17:29,750
"You people"?

1602
01:17:30,485 --> 01:17:31,787
"You people"?

1603
01:17:31,919 --> 01:17:33,385
Oh, you don't get to say that.

1604
01:17:33,387 --> 01:17:34,789
You're just tan.

1605
01:17:35,623 --> 01:17:37,725
- Right on.
- Come on, brother.

1606
01:17:38,325 --> 01:17:40,361
Look, even if you were police,

1607
01:17:40,995 --> 01:17:42,495
which you're not,

1608
01:17:42,497 --> 01:17:45,564
and even if this was your
jurisdiction, which it isn't,

1609
01:17:45,566 --> 01:17:49,001
and even if you had
probable cause to pursue,

1610
01:17:49,003 --> 01:17:50,806
which you definitely don't,

1611
01:17:51,272 --> 01:17:53,307
what you did would
still be totally illegal.

1612
01:17:54,008 --> 01:17:56,611
Okay, well, I mean, it's a good
thing we're not police, then.

1613
01:17:56,977 --> 01:18:01,315
It's like you purposely
only hear 1% of what I say.

1614
01:18:02,650 --> 01:18:05,318
Mitch, did you pull Brody off the beach

1615
01:18:05,320 --> 01:18:07,953
to break into the medical
examiner's office earlier today?

1616
01:18:07,955 --> 01:18:09,188
Yeah, you bet I did.

1617
01:18:09,190 --> 01:18:11,023
Absolutely, 100% and here's why.

1618
01:18:11,025 --> 01:18:14,027
The Councilman's boating
accident was no accident at all.

1619
01:18:14,029 --> 01:18:15,460
He had no smoke in his lungs,

1620
01:18:15,462 --> 01:18:16,962
his neck was broken in multiple places.

1621
01:18:16,964 --> 01:18:20,198
Which means he was probably dead
before that boat even caught on fire.

1622
01:18:20,200 --> 01:18:22,905
And our investigation has found
that all of this shady shit

1623
01:18:23,238 --> 01:18:24,806
leads right back to the Huntley.

1624
01:18:25,039 --> 01:18:27,639
You don't do investigations.
You're lifeguards.

1625
01:18:27,641 --> 01:18:29,375
Police do investigations.

1626
01:18:29,377 --> 01:18:30,643
When you do it,

1627
01:18:30,645 --> 01:18:33,412
it's just a bunch of guys
investigating another bunch of guys.

1628
01:18:33,414 --> 01:18:35,480
- No offense, you're included in that.
- None taken.

1629
01:18:35,482 --> 01:18:38,350
Do you have any proof of this conspiracy?

1630
01:18:38,352 --> 01:18:40,353
Yeah, absolutely. We
read the coroner's report.

1631
01:18:40,355 --> 01:18:42,956
It's all in there before
those other guys switched it.

1632
01:18:42,958 --> 01:18:45,457
Yeah, and I recorded the
whole thing on my cell phone.

1633
01:18:45,459 --> 01:18:47,529
- Where's the cell phone?
- They destroyed it.

1634
01:18:48,296 --> 01:18:50,462
Oh. Okay.

1635
01:18:50,464 --> 01:18:53,633
So the only evidence that
you had was destroyed.

1636
01:18:53,635 --> 01:18:57,636
Exactly. All the evidence... Pfft!

1637
01:18:57,638 --> 01:18:59,505
Gone. Doesn't exist.

1638
01:18:59,507 --> 01:19:02,207
They're bad guys and they
don't want us to have it.

1639
01:19:02,209 --> 01:19:03,509
Okay.

1640
01:19:03,511 --> 01:19:05,111
Let me try to explain this to you

1641
01:19:05,113 --> 01:19:06,245
in a way that you people can understand.

1642
01:19:06,247 --> 01:19:07,647
"You people"? There it is again.

1643
01:19:07,649 --> 01:19:10,183
- Hey, hey. Be cool.
- There it is again.

1644
01:19:10,185 --> 01:19:11,350
Just trying to figure out what the fuck was

1645
01:19:11,352 --> 01:19:12,452
with "you people."

1646
01:19:12,454 --> 01:19:13,822
All right, now, look.

1647
01:19:14,254 --> 01:19:18,293
Leave law enforcement to the police. Okay?

1648
01:19:18,392 --> 01:19:22,663
And you guys just do the
jobs that I hired you to do.

1649
01:19:23,198 --> 01:19:25,564
You remember? The lifeguarding stuff.

1650
01:19:25,566 --> 01:19:28,837
- Splish, splash.
- Otherwise, I'll fire you.

1651
01:19:30,704 --> 01:19:32,840
Now I gotta go clean up
this mess that you made.

1652
01:19:33,440 --> 01:19:34,842
Boom.

1653
01:19:36,543 --> 01:19:40,514
CAPTAIN THORPE: Obviously, you have
every reason to be upset, and I apologize.

1654
01:19:49,190 --> 01:19:52,358
BRODY: So, do you always do the
opposite of what people ask you to do?

1655
01:19:52,360 --> 01:19:54,896
Because I don't know,
man, it looks clear to me.

1656
01:19:55,430 --> 01:19:57,633
Nice and quiet.

1657
01:19:59,300 --> 01:20:02,300
MITCH: No, man, you got
to look closer. I knew it.

1658
01:20:02,302 --> 01:20:03,435
Flynn's Seafood Company.

1659
01:20:03,437 --> 01:20:05,203
What about Flynn's Seafood Company?

1660
01:20:05,205 --> 01:20:07,773
They're the ones who supply all
the fish to the Huntley Club, right?

1661
01:20:07,775 --> 01:20:10,410
- So?
- So the question is,

1662
01:20:10,412 --> 01:20:12,614
who the fuck is Angelo?

1663
01:20:15,249 --> 01:20:17,050
I saw barrels like that
down in the Huntley,

1664
01:20:17,052 --> 01:20:18,617
and now they're on the back of her yacht.

1665
01:20:18,619 --> 01:20:20,318
BRODY: Oh, my God.
Mitch, you're impossible.

1666
01:20:20,320 --> 01:20:22,554
My gut says there's some
bad shit going on over there,

1667
01:20:22,556 --> 01:20:24,724
and my balls say we need to
go over there and check it out.

1668
01:20:24,726 --> 01:20:26,259
- Yeah. Your balls said that?
- Yes, they did.

1669
01:20:26,261 --> 01:20:27,626
'Cause my balls say,

1670
01:20:27,628 --> 01:20:28,862
(HIGH-PITCHED) "Hey, just take
it easy right here. Just chill."

1671
01:20:28,864 --> 01:20:31,667
Why the fuck do your balls
sound like three-year-old girls?

1672
01:20:31,800 --> 01:20:33,968
I don't know, man.
That's just how they talk.

1673
01:20:34,802 --> 01:20:36,301
But they're wise.

1674
01:20:36,303 --> 01:20:37,502
MITCH: Well, tell your
shriveled, wise balls

1675
01:20:37,504 --> 01:20:40,075
we're going to the Huntley to
see what's in those barrels.

1676
01:20:41,075 --> 01:20:42,910
(MEN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

1677
01:20:44,178 --> 01:20:46,645
Dude, we are penetrating
the shit out of this place.

1678
01:20:46,647 --> 01:20:47,746
No, I think it's "infiltrate."

1679
01:20:47,748 --> 01:20:49,314
That's what we want to do. To infiltrate.

1680
01:20:49,316 --> 01:20:51,317
BRODY: You know they're
gonna be looking for us.

1681
01:20:51,319 --> 01:20:52,617
That's why we're going undercover.

1682
01:20:52,619 --> 01:20:54,422
Undercover? In disguise?

1683
01:21:00,662 --> 01:21:02,063
Remember. Undercover.

1684
01:21:02,629 --> 01:21:04,465
- Undercover, yeah.
- Yeah.

1685
01:21:21,783 --> 01:21:24,119
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

1686
01:21:41,569 --> 01:21:43,669
Check it out. I'm undercover.

1687
01:21:43,671 --> 01:21:45,237
Yeah. A little too undercover.

1688
01:21:45,239 --> 01:21:46,339
Why the fuck are you wearing makeup, dude?

1689
01:21:46,341 --> 01:21:48,573
What do you mean, why the
heck am I wearing makeup?

1690
01:21:48,575 --> 01:21:50,343
- It's a little much.
- What was I supposed to do?

1691
01:21:50,345 --> 01:21:52,511
Well, what we're supposed to
do is find the fucking flakka.

1692
01:21:52,513 --> 01:21:54,883
- Oh, my God.
- Angelo's Fish Company. There it is.

1693
01:21:55,249 --> 01:21:56,549
You are so selfish.

1694
01:21:56,551 --> 01:21:57,884
You think this was easy?

1695
01:21:57,886 --> 01:21:59,484
MITCH: It's very impressive, princess.

1696
01:21:59,486 --> 01:22:01,556
But please shut the fuck up and focus.

1697
01:22:05,226 --> 01:22:07,696
(MEN TALKING INDISTINCTLY)

1698
01:22:09,396 --> 01:22:10,699
Come on.

1699
01:22:14,302 --> 01:22:15,804
(BRODY GRUNTS)

1700
01:22:19,873 --> 01:22:22,407
- Holy shit.
- Whoa.

1701
01:22:22,409 --> 01:22:24,911
Can't believe Leeds is doing
that shit during the day.

1702
01:22:24,913 --> 01:22:26,179
(EXCLAIMS IN SHOCK)

1703
01:22:26,181 --> 01:22:27,816
Yeah. That takes balls.

1704
01:22:29,751 --> 01:22:30,816
BRODY: Holy shit.

1705
01:22:30,818 --> 01:22:32,620
It's like Breaking Bad in there.

1706
01:22:32,820 --> 01:22:34,823
Yeah, dude, Breaking Bad.

1707
01:22:35,823 --> 01:22:38,456
- You were right.
- Yeah, I was right.

1708
01:22:38,458 --> 01:22:39,591
(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)

1709
01:22:39,593 --> 01:22:40,826
EMT 1: Let's get him in!

1710
01:22:40,828 --> 01:22:42,428
- I got here.
- EMT 2: Right.

1711
01:22:42,430 --> 01:22:44,598
- Yep.
- We're good.

1712
01:22:46,833 --> 01:22:48,834
- EMT 2: Grab his other leg.
- EMT 3: Got it.

1713
01:22:48,836 --> 01:22:49,868
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

1714
01:22:49,870 --> 01:22:51,440
EMT 2: Get a stretcher ready.

1715
01:22:54,809 --> 01:22:57,643
Yeah, this is the police.
How can I help you, lifeguard?

1716
01:22:57,645 --> 01:22:59,911
Ellerbee, you got to get
down to the Huntley ASAP.

1717
01:22:59,913 --> 01:23:01,613
We found the drugs.

1718
01:23:01,615 --> 01:23:03,416
Yeah, that sounds great, Mitch,

1719
01:23:03,418 --> 01:23:05,751
but right now I'm busy
dealing with another dead body.

1720
01:23:05,753 --> 01:23:08,386
Oh, and this one's on your
beach. Did you hear that?

1721
01:23:08,388 --> 01:23:10,923
First a councilman and now a shark attack.

1722
01:23:10,925 --> 01:23:12,457
That's crazy.

1723
01:23:12,459 --> 01:23:13,858
Lifeguard coming through.

1724
01:23:13,860 --> 01:23:15,661
You're still calling this
your jurisdiction, right?

1725
01:23:15,663 --> 01:23:17,799
We haven't had a dead body
on the beach in years.

1726
01:23:18,232 --> 01:23:19,566
But this has got to be
connected to the Huntley.

1727
01:23:19,568 --> 01:23:21,901
We found the drugs here. I'm
telling you. They're behind this.

1728
01:23:21,903 --> 01:23:24,903
Mitch, it's Thorpe, your boss.

1729
01:23:24,905 --> 01:23:27,540
Look, stop with the Huntley crap, okay?

1730
01:23:27,542 --> 01:23:29,442
And don't even come down
here. We don't need you.

1731
01:23:29,444 --> 01:23:30,876
Just meet me back at headquarters.

1732
01:23:30,878 --> 01:23:34,148
Right now I gotta deal with
your new publicity nightmare.

1733
01:23:34,748 --> 01:23:35,982
Fuck!

1734
01:23:35,984 --> 01:23:37,149
NEWSREADER: Emerald Bay
is reeling this afternoon

1735
01:23:37,151 --> 01:23:40,252
from the shocking discovery
of another dead body.

1736
01:23:40,254 --> 01:23:42,554
But in the wake of the recent
death of Councilman Rodriguez,

1737
01:23:42,556 --> 01:23:44,590
the locals here want answers.

1738
01:23:44,592 --> 01:23:48,361
CAPTAIN THORPE: I can't believe
that no one was at Tower One.

1739
01:23:48,363 --> 01:23:49,964
I don't even know what to say.

1740
01:23:50,864 --> 01:23:52,564
Whose shift was it?

1741
01:23:52,566 --> 01:23:54,569
- Sir, it was mine.
- (SCOFFS)

1742
01:23:55,336 --> 01:23:56,602
And where were you?

1743
01:23:56,604 --> 01:23:59,272
Stalking one of the most
prominent women in Emerald Bay?

1744
01:23:59,274 --> 01:24:01,840
Blatantly disregarding your jurisdiction?

1745
01:24:01,842 --> 01:24:03,876
Sir, I only stepped away
to check out the Huntley

1746
01:24:03,878 --> 01:24:05,978
- and find the flakka.
- I warned you.

1747
01:24:05,980 --> 01:24:07,979
I warned you about sticking to your job.

1748
01:24:07,981 --> 01:24:09,282
This wasn't even Mitch's fault.

1749
01:24:09,284 --> 01:24:10,983
You leave me no choice.

1750
01:24:10,985 --> 01:24:12,151
You're done.

1751
01:24:12,153 --> 01:24:14,819
I want you off the beach.
I'm putting Brody in charge.

1752
01:24:14,821 --> 01:24:17,389
(CHUCKLES) Whoa, whoa, whoa. No way.

1753
01:24:17,391 --> 01:24:18,691
BRODY: There's not a chance... Hey...

1754
01:24:18,693 --> 01:24:20,093
You can do this in your sleep.

1755
01:24:20,095 --> 01:24:22,295
That's not what I'm saying. I
don't want the position. I don't...

1756
01:24:22,297 --> 01:24:24,362
You have two gold medals, okay?

1757
01:24:24,364 --> 01:24:27,066
You're like the Stephen
Hawking of swimming,

1758
01:24:27,068 --> 01:24:29,702
minus the total paralysis part.

1759
01:24:29,704 --> 01:24:32,004
Unless you want me to
replace you with someone else.

1760
01:24:32,006 --> 01:24:34,807
With all due respect, that job
should go to Stephanie Holden.

1761
01:24:34,809 --> 01:24:36,541
She knows the bay better than anyone.

1762
01:24:36,543 --> 01:24:39,713
I'm no longer interested
in your opinion, Buchannon.

1763
01:24:40,013 --> 01:24:41,549
Dismissed.

1764
01:24:47,587 --> 01:24:50,024
Brody. Brody, hang back.

1765
01:24:50,557 --> 01:24:52,358
Okay, it's just me and you now.

1766
01:24:52,360 --> 01:24:54,926
If you can help me keep
your new pals in line,

1767
01:24:54,928 --> 01:24:56,828
I can make sure that you stick around here

1768
01:24:56,830 --> 01:24:58,700
for a long, long time.

1769
01:24:59,033 --> 01:25:02,036
And if you don't, your
probation could get fucked up.

1770
01:25:05,839 --> 01:25:07,439
- Good talk, Brody.
- Okay.

1771
01:25:07,441 --> 01:25:09,977
You're my dawg, right?
I'll see you tomorrow.

1772
01:25:10,544 --> 01:25:11,980
Bring it in.

1773
01:25:12,913 --> 01:25:14,782
(SOFTLY) I fucked it up.

1774
01:25:16,751 --> 01:25:18,620
Turn in your trunks, Mitch.

1775
01:25:19,587 --> 01:25:20,889
(EXCLAIMS)

1776
01:25:21,021 --> 01:25:22,121
(CLEARS THROAT)

1777
01:25:22,123 --> 01:25:23,657
I'm going to go.

1778
01:25:28,863 --> 01:25:30,595
What, you think that I wanted this?

1779
01:25:30,597 --> 01:25:32,063
- It kinda looks like you did.
- What?

1780
01:25:32,065 --> 01:25:33,733
If anyone should get the
job it should be Stephanie.

1781
01:25:33,735 --> 01:25:35,170
No shit. I couldn't agree more.

1782
01:25:35,869 --> 01:25:36,969
What would you have done?

1783
01:25:36,971 --> 01:25:38,770
I wouldn't have taken the job,

1784
01:25:38,772 --> 01:25:40,105
even if they'd offered it to me.

1785
01:25:40,107 --> 01:25:41,907
It was not an offer, it was a trap.

1786
01:25:41,909 --> 01:25:44,212
Guys, guys, come on. Please.

1787
01:25:44,779 --> 01:25:46,478
All right? I need you
to work together to help

1788
01:25:46,480 --> 01:25:49,648
Bieber here figure out why
there's a dead body on our beach,

1789
01:25:49,650 --> 01:25:52,354
and how Leeds is bringing
in drugs to the bay.

1790
01:25:57,158 --> 01:25:58,660
(SIGHS)

1791
01:25:59,025 --> 01:26:00,761
Good luck.

1792
01:26:04,798 --> 01:26:06,098
Mitch.

1793
01:26:06,100 --> 01:26:07,869
Yo, Mitch!

1794
01:26:16,644 --> 01:26:18,213
I'm sorry.

1795
01:26:27,954 --> 01:26:29,857
I want you to have something.

1796
01:26:30,958 --> 01:26:32,327
My mentor gave me this.

1797
01:26:32,827 --> 01:26:34,995
It's the keys to Lifeguard Tower One.

1798
01:26:37,664 --> 01:26:38,999
Your new post.

1799
01:26:39,434 --> 01:26:41,136
No. I'm not ready.

1800
01:26:42,003 --> 01:26:43,738
I'm not ready for this, man.

1801
01:26:43,837 --> 01:26:45,372
They need you.

1802
01:26:59,954 --> 01:27:01,256
(SIGHS)

1803
01:27:02,457 --> 01:27:05,727
STEPHANIE: (OVER PHONE) Hi, Mitch.
Just checking in on you again.

1804
01:27:05,827 --> 01:27:08,093
Uh, please call us back.
We're worried about you.

1805
01:27:08,095 --> 01:27:10,462
- (MAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
- (MITCH WHISTLING)

1806
01:27:10,464 --> 01:27:11,563
BOY: No, thanks, man.

1807
01:27:11,565 --> 01:27:13,467
(POP BALLAD PLAYING)

1808
01:27:13,834 --> 01:27:15,136
Excuse me, ma'am...

1809
01:27:33,855 --> 01:27:36,154
(OVER C.B. RADIO) Yo,
Mitch. It's Brody.

1810
01:27:36,156 --> 01:27:38,858
I hit you on the C.B., so
I know you're listening.

1811
01:27:38,860 --> 01:27:43,194
I hope you haven't gone crazy and
started eating carbs or something.

1812
01:27:43,196 --> 01:27:46,167
Everyone says hi. Come back, man.

1813
01:27:46,234 --> 01:27:48,369
I could really use
your help, brother.

1814
01:27:48,836 --> 01:27:51,004
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

1815
01:28:04,718 --> 01:28:07,819
You know, well, it all depends
on the data plan that you want.

1816
01:28:07,821 --> 01:28:09,061
Internet, everything like that?

1817
01:28:09,589 --> 01:28:11,823
Oh, it's all fantastic
with the Internet, sure.

1818
01:28:11,825 --> 01:28:14,059
It's Internet-savvy in function

1819
01:28:14,061 --> 01:28:15,594
- and there's broadband...
- All right.

1820
01:28:15,596 --> 01:28:16,895
...you gotta have that. Yeah, sure.

1821
01:28:16,897 --> 01:28:21,533
Samsung has all the capabilities
of the I.T. process, and, uh...

1822
01:28:21,535 --> 01:28:23,338
THE MENTOR: Mind if I cut in for a second?

1823
01:28:24,070 --> 01:28:25,203
What are you doing here?

1824
01:28:25,205 --> 01:28:27,072
I'm here to remind you who you are.

1825
01:28:27,074 --> 01:28:29,043
(SOUL MUSIC PLAYING)

1826
01:28:30,677 --> 01:28:32,277
Come on, buddy.

1827
01:28:32,279 --> 01:28:34,214
Snap out of it!

1828
01:28:35,949 --> 01:28:37,049
(RECORD SCRATCHES)

1829
01:28:37,051 --> 01:28:38,486
Shoes?

1830
01:28:39,020 --> 01:28:41,920
You're wearing worker man shoes?

1831
01:28:41,922 --> 01:28:44,191
Really, how far have you fallen?

1832
01:28:44,559 --> 01:28:46,828
- Far.
- I'd love to buy a...

1833
01:28:47,928 --> 01:28:50,030
- Mitch?
- Yes, Mitch.

1834
01:28:50,565 --> 01:28:51,996
Come on, man.

1835
01:28:51,998 --> 01:28:54,368
You don't just protect the bay.

1836
01:28:55,069 --> 01:28:56,471
You are the bay.

1837
01:28:57,003 --> 01:28:59,507
Mitch, the bay needs you.

1838
01:29:02,075 --> 01:29:03,675
(BREATHES DEEPLY)

1839
01:29:03,677 --> 01:29:05,445
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

1840
01:29:11,918 --> 01:29:15,088
Hey, do you guys know of
any good bars around here?

1841
01:29:19,092 --> 01:29:21,596
Hey, do you guys know
where you can rent a bike?

1842
01:29:21,861 --> 01:29:22,894
GIRL 2: Oh, yeah, right up that way.

1843
01:29:22,896 --> 01:29:23,962
- This way?
- GIRL 2: Uh-huh.

1844
01:29:23,964 --> 01:29:24,898
Not too far away.

1845
01:29:24,900 --> 01:29:26,540
GIRL 1: All right, cool. Thank you, guys.

1846
01:29:28,769 --> 01:29:30,471
Sand grifters.

1847
01:29:37,611 --> 01:29:39,179
(SEAGULL SQUAWKING)

1848
01:29:41,382 --> 01:29:43,051
(BOTH GRUNT)

1849
01:29:43,883 --> 01:29:45,884
Get the fuck out of here! This is my beach!

1850
01:29:45,886 --> 01:29:48,089
MAN: All right, we're out of here!

1851
01:29:48,321 --> 01:29:50,859
WOMAN: Whoa! Did you see that?

1852
01:30:04,270 --> 01:30:05,504
Hey.

1853
01:30:05,506 --> 01:30:08,076
You guys want to help me
figure out whose stuff this is?

1854
01:30:08,175 --> 01:30:11,245
Yo, this cooler is... Cool.

1855
01:30:14,080 --> 01:30:15,179
Yo, Ellerbee?

1856
01:30:15,181 --> 01:30:17,049
What's up, man? How you doing?

1857
01:30:17,051 --> 01:30:20,885
Oh, Lieutenant Brody!
What you got in the cooler?

1858
01:30:20,887 --> 01:30:23,322
Black market organs from
the Boogie Board Bandits?

1859
01:30:23,324 --> 01:30:25,724
(LAUGHING) Oh, you mean this?

1860
01:30:25,726 --> 01:30:27,059
No, no.

1861
01:30:27,061 --> 01:30:28,893
This is actually for you.

1862
01:30:28,895 --> 01:30:31,063
You see, I'm not Mitch, right?

1863
01:30:31,065 --> 01:30:32,363
I know my place.

1864
01:30:32,365 --> 01:30:35,168
I'm just a lifeguard. And that's it.

1865
01:30:36,070 --> 01:30:37,803
I just want to make sure that you and I

1866
01:30:37,805 --> 01:30:39,705
start out on the right foot. That's it.

1867
01:30:39,707 --> 01:30:44,145
So I went ahead and got something
a little bit special for you.

1868
01:30:44,278 --> 01:30:47,548
Which is a double-chocolate
smoothie from Chen's.

1869
01:30:49,083 --> 01:30:50,652
- A double-chocolate smoothie?
- Yeah.

1870
01:30:51,686 --> 01:30:53,085
- From Chen's?
- They're the best.

1871
01:30:53,087 --> 01:30:54,589
You know, I shouldn't.

1872
01:30:55,288 --> 01:30:57,057
But it is my cheat day.

1873
01:30:59,994 --> 01:31:01,727
- It's your cheat day.
- (SLURPING)

1874
01:31:01,729 --> 01:31:03,097
Exactly.

1875
01:31:03,396 --> 01:31:04,830
And by the way, I went ahead and added

1876
01:31:04,832 --> 01:31:06,968
that extra protein for you, dawg.

1877
01:31:07,767 --> 01:31:08,834
Oh, my man.

1878
01:31:08,836 --> 01:31:09,867
I know you're trying to keep up.

1879
01:31:09,869 --> 01:31:11,036
(LAUGHS) Yeah, man.

1880
01:31:11,038 --> 01:31:12,440
(SLURPING)

1881
01:31:13,007 --> 01:31:14,442
(CHUCKLES)

1882
01:31:24,851 --> 01:31:26,286
BRODY: Summer.

1883
01:31:26,854 --> 01:31:29,287
Hey, Summer.

1884
01:31:29,289 --> 01:31:30,991
(PANTING)

1885
01:31:31,158 --> 01:31:32,493
Come on, Summer.

1886
01:31:36,763 --> 01:31:38,999
I think I found something big here, okay?

1887
01:31:39,333 --> 01:31:40,635
I really need your help.

1888
01:31:43,137 --> 01:31:44,472
Please?

1889
01:31:46,339 --> 01:31:47,773
You took marine biology, right?

1890
01:31:47,775 --> 01:31:49,077
Yeah.

1891
01:31:49,176 --> 01:31:51,579
Look at these. Tell me what you think.

1892
01:31:52,046 --> 01:31:55,083
Do these look like shark bites to you?

1893
01:31:55,783 --> 01:31:56,881
SUMMER: Huh.

1894
01:31:56,883 --> 01:31:58,751
No, they don't all look like shark bites.

1895
01:31:58,753 --> 01:32:00,184
Hey, let me take a look.

1896
01:32:00,186 --> 01:32:01,489
(GAGS)

1897
01:32:02,323 --> 01:32:03,956
Oh, God, I can't deal with blood.

1898
01:32:03,958 --> 01:32:06,728
I mean, that one might be.

1899
01:32:07,528 --> 01:32:09,027
Those definitely are not.

1900
01:32:09,029 --> 01:32:11,132
So they could be, like, knife wounds.

1901
01:32:11,198 --> 01:32:12,500
Yeah, maybe.

1902
01:32:13,367 --> 01:32:14,899
(GAGGING)

1903
01:32:14,901 --> 01:32:16,204
Oh, my God, that's Dave!

1904
01:32:17,171 --> 01:32:18,606
- Oh, my God.
- SUMMER: What?

1905
01:32:19,073 --> 01:32:20,773
Hey, stop looking at the picture, dude.

1906
01:32:20,775 --> 01:32:22,040
Ronnie, Ronnie, what did you just say?

1907
01:32:22,042 --> 01:32:23,242
- That's Dave.
- Who's Dave?

1908
01:32:23,244 --> 01:32:24,343
I used to work with him.

1909
01:32:24,345 --> 01:32:25,510
What do you mean? Doing what?

1910
01:32:25,512 --> 01:32:27,379
(STAMMERS) Tech stuff.

1911
01:32:27,381 --> 01:32:29,247
- You wouldn't understand.
- I would understand!

1912
01:32:29,249 --> 01:32:30,314
What kind of tech stuff?

1913
01:32:30,316 --> 01:32:31,849
Holy shit! That's it.

1914
01:32:31,851 --> 01:32:33,318
Dave told me that he was working with Leeds

1915
01:32:33,320 --> 01:32:35,153
on something for the Huntley.

1916
01:32:35,155 --> 01:32:37,322
Oh, my God. Fucking Mitch was right.

1917
01:32:37,324 --> 01:32:40,826
Both of these bodies were
dead before they hit the water.

1918
01:32:40,828 --> 01:32:42,161
Mitch got set up.

1919
01:32:42,163 --> 01:32:45,199
Leeds got rid of him
and we're probably next.

1920
01:32:45,466 --> 01:32:46,497
Shit.

1921
01:32:46,499 --> 01:32:48,300
Ronnie, um, I need your help.

1922
01:32:48,302 --> 01:32:49,801
- No.
- Yes.

1923
01:32:49,803 --> 01:32:51,068
- No.
- Yes.

1924
01:32:51,070 --> 01:32:53,138
- Uh-uh.
- Yes. Please?

1925
01:32:53,140 --> 01:32:54,872
- Okay, fine.
- We really appreciate it.

1926
01:32:54,874 --> 01:32:56,974
Because as much as I know about laptops,

1927
01:32:56,976 --> 01:32:58,477
I don't know shit about computers.

1928
01:32:58,479 --> 01:33:00,912
- (KEYBOARD CLACKING)
- (COMPUTER BEEPING)

1929
01:33:00,914 --> 01:33:03,447
Uh, so Dave had access to Leeds's server.

1930
01:33:03,449 --> 01:33:05,149
Uh, her server, you mean her network.

1931
01:33:05,151 --> 01:33:06,452
Yeah, her network. That's what I meant.

1932
01:33:06,454 --> 01:33:10,354
Okay. So we just take a flash
drive and we plug it in, you know.

1933
01:33:10,356 --> 01:33:13,358
Get into her cloud and then
steal all her cookies, right?

1934
01:33:13,360 --> 01:33:14,358
And then we're... (MIMICS EXPLOSION)

1935
01:33:14,360 --> 01:33:17,065
Straight through the
firewall. (MIMICS CRASHING)

1936
01:33:17,397 --> 01:33:19,497
Literally none of what
you said made any sense.

1937
01:33:19,499 --> 01:33:20,398
Straight over the firewall.

1938
01:33:20,400 --> 01:33:21,500
It's not like a physical thing you do.

1939
01:33:21,502 --> 01:33:23,501
Okay, I don't know what I'm
talking about here, dude.

1940
01:33:23,503 --> 01:33:25,705
- Just... Can you do it?
- Yeah, it's done.

1941
01:33:25,839 --> 01:33:27,005
It's been done this entire time?

1942
01:33:27,007 --> 01:33:28,273
- Yeah, man.
- Oh, shit,

1943
01:33:28,275 --> 01:33:29,340
well, what did we find?

1944
01:33:29,342 --> 01:33:30,541
We found a lot of dirt.

1945
01:33:30,543 --> 01:33:33,313
Drug dirt, real estate dirt, yacht dirt.

1946
01:33:33,580 --> 01:33:35,313
"Dirt"?

1947
01:33:35,315 --> 01:33:37,081
What the hell are we supposed
to do with dirt, Ronnie?

1948
01:33:37,083 --> 01:33:38,317
I meant evidence.

1949
01:33:38,319 --> 01:33:39,518
- Oh, evidence.
- Evidence.

1950
01:33:39,520 --> 01:33:41,353
Well, why didn't you say so, man?

1951
01:33:41,355 --> 01:33:43,691
- Heck, yeah!
- Thank God you're pretty.

1952
01:33:44,458 --> 01:33:46,360
I'm really proud of you, man.

1953
01:33:48,294 --> 01:33:49,995
Guys, we did some digging.

1954
01:33:49,997 --> 01:33:51,929
And Mitch was right.

1955
01:33:51,931 --> 01:33:54,768
The Huntley is a front
for a giant drug operation.

1956
01:33:54,901 --> 01:33:57,268
But I figured out it's
not about drugs for Leeds,

1957
01:33:57,270 --> 01:33:59,036
it's about real estate.

1958
01:33:59,038 --> 01:34:01,241
And she's planning on making
the entire bay private.

1959
01:34:02,575 --> 01:34:05,109
- Yeah, but the town would never let her.
- Yes, it will.

1960
01:34:05,111 --> 01:34:07,545
Because she has every single
politician in this town

1961
01:34:07,547 --> 01:34:08,580
on her payroll.

1962
01:34:08,582 --> 01:34:10,081
Rodriguez, the taint guy.

1963
01:34:10,083 --> 01:34:12,149
- What about the business owners?
- Yeah.

1964
01:34:12,151 --> 01:34:15,019
Well, most of them sold out and
signed away their properties.

1965
01:34:15,021 --> 01:34:16,921
Leeds blackmailed the ones who didn't

1966
01:34:16,923 --> 01:34:19,124
and used Dave to help
hack into their accounts.

1967
01:34:19,126 --> 01:34:21,626
I mean, she's like some sort
of modern-day J. Edgar Hoover.

1968
01:34:21,628 --> 01:34:22,995
The vacuum guy.

1969
01:34:22,997 --> 01:34:24,228
No.

1970
01:34:24,230 --> 01:34:26,398
But there was one holdout.

1971
01:34:26,400 --> 01:34:28,300
- Who?
- Chen.

1972
01:34:28,302 --> 01:34:30,102
And if anything happens to him,

1973
01:34:30,104 --> 01:34:32,139
his property goes back to the city.

1974
01:34:33,574 --> 01:34:35,072
Who do you think they're gonna sell it to?

1975
01:34:35,074 --> 01:34:37,309
- We have to warn him.
- I tried.

1976
01:34:37,311 --> 01:34:39,544
- No one's seen him for days.
- What?

1977
01:34:39,546 --> 01:34:42,447
But Leeds is having a
party on her yacht tonight.

1978
01:34:42,449 --> 01:34:45,386
I guarantee you, she found a way
to get that guy into her boat.

1979
01:34:46,320 --> 01:34:48,256
Which is why we're gonna go to that party.

1980
01:34:49,455 --> 01:34:50,589
What?

1981
01:34:50,591 --> 01:34:53,925
Summer, you and I are
going to find the flakka.

1982
01:34:53,927 --> 01:34:55,661
You guys find Chen.

1983
01:34:55,663 --> 01:34:57,962
Will it work? Maybe.

1984
01:34:57,964 --> 01:35:00,064
Will there be some surprises along the way?

1985
01:35:00,066 --> 01:35:01,599
Abso-fucking-lutely.

1986
01:35:01,601 --> 01:35:03,503
Is anyone going to die?

1987
01:35:04,104 --> 01:35:07,139
(SIGHS) I don't know. Maybe Ronnie.

1988
01:35:07,141 --> 01:35:08,273
Sorry, what?

1989
01:35:08,275 --> 01:35:10,444
But we are Baywatch.

1990
01:35:12,245 --> 01:35:13,713
We save lives.

1991
01:35:13,980 --> 01:35:16,383
I know because you guys saved mine.

1992
01:35:18,452 --> 01:35:20,687
Let's go kick that bitch's ass.

1993
01:35:21,321 --> 01:35:23,220
- Let's do it.
- For Mitch.

1994
01:35:23,222 --> 01:35:25,359
(CLUB MUSIC PLAYING)

1995
01:35:27,660 --> 01:35:29,597
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

1996
01:35:42,642 --> 01:35:44,344
Thank you.

1997
01:35:47,480 --> 01:35:50,282
- Lifeguards, this is a surprise.
- Oh, hi!

1998
01:35:50,284 --> 01:35:54,385
Victoria, we wanted to come
here in person and tell you

1999
01:35:54,387 --> 01:35:57,322
how excited we are to be working with you

2000
01:35:57,324 --> 01:36:00,594
instead of against you, now that, um...

2001
01:36:01,227 --> 01:36:03,094
- Now that...
- Mitch is gone.

2002
01:36:03,096 --> 01:36:06,697
He's gone, so all we care
about now is protecting the bay.

2003
01:36:06,699 --> 01:36:08,700
And we know you feel the same.

2004
01:36:08,702 --> 01:36:10,972
Oh, I do.

2005
01:36:11,137 --> 01:36:13,005
I always knew I liked you two.

2006
01:36:13,007 --> 01:36:14,475
(BOTH CHUCKLING)

2007
01:36:15,242 --> 01:36:18,279
- Enjoy the party.
- You look amazing, by the way.

2008
01:36:18,579 --> 01:36:21,249
Well, someone has to.

2009
01:36:30,289 --> 01:36:33,157
What? What are you wearing?
Where are your sleeves?

2010
01:36:33,159 --> 01:36:34,526
Listen, I know where the flakka is.

2011
01:36:34,528 --> 01:36:35,760
What, where? Under the boat?

2012
01:36:35,762 --> 01:36:37,194
Yeah. Potentially.

2013
01:36:37,196 --> 01:36:38,633
Please don't die.

2014
01:36:39,132 --> 01:36:40,432
Do you think we should kiss?

2015
01:36:40,434 --> 01:36:41,500
I think we should kiss.

2016
01:36:41,502 --> 01:36:44,272
Otherwise, we may never know

2017
01:36:45,239 --> 01:36:47,304
what it was like. If I die...

2018
01:36:47,306 --> 01:36:48,975
Maybe we should talk about it later.

2019
01:36:51,311 --> 01:36:52,143
It was worth a try.

2020
01:36:52,145 --> 01:36:53,914
- It was a good try.
- Ah, fuck. All right.

2021
01:36:54,147 --> 01:36:55,548
(EXHALES)

2022
01:36:57,351 --> 01:36:58,716
Okay.

2023
01:36:58,718 --> 01:37:01,355
Don't do anything too stupid.

2024
01:37:01,654 --> 01:37:02,956
I won't.

2025
01:37:23,409 --> 01:37:24,779
(CLANGS)

2026
01:37:41,829 --> 01:37:43,295
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

2027
01:37:43,297 --> 01:37:44,598
(SIGHS)

2028
01:37:57,845 --> 01:37:59,413
(GASPING)

2029
01:38:01,147 --> 01:38:02,279
Summer. Summer!

2030
01:38:02,281 --> 01:38:03,447
Yeah, hey.

2031
01:38:03,449 --> 01:38:05,517
She's been smuggling it under
the boat this entire time.

2032
01:38:05,519 --> 01:38:07,487
- No shit?
- We have to let Mitch know.

2033
01:38:07,753 --> 01:38:08,952
Okay, yeah.

2034
01:38:08,954 --> 01:38:11,114
But Mitch hasn't answered
the phone since he was fired.

2035
01:38:11,391 --> 01:38:12,693
Ah, fuck.

2036
01:38:13,593 --> 01:38:14,693
The C.B.! Use the C.B.

2037
01:38:14,695 --> 01:38:16,627
- He's always listening on the C.B.
- Okay, yeah.

2038
01:38:16,629 --> 01:38:19,130
Tell him, Brody found the flakka

2039
01:38:19,132 --> 01:38:22,733
and that he needs to meet
us at the marina at 0900.

2040
01:38:22,735 --> 01:38:25,903
0900 is 9:00 a.m., so
9:00 p.m. would be 2100.

2041
01:38:25,905 --> 01:38:28,639
That system is so stupid and flawed.

2042
01:38:28,641 --> 01:38:31,143
Okay, well, militaries
use it all over the world.

2043
01:38:31,145 --> 01:38:32,443
But I'll tell him 2100.

2044
01:38:32,445 --> 01:38:34,447
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

2045
01:38:41,488 --> 01:38:42,822
(WHISPERS) Hey, guys.

2046
01:38:48,395 --> 01:38:50,831
STEPHANIE: I'll bet Lurch
over here knows where Chen is.

2047
01:38:54,368 --> 01:38:55,669
(PANTING)

2048
01:38:56,269 --> 01:38:58,170
Mitch, if you can hear me, you were right.

2049
01:38:58,172 --> 01:38:59,871
We found the drugs on Leeds's boat.

2050
01:38:59,873 --> 01:39:01,305
(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)

2051
01:39:01,307 --> 01:39:02,676
Shit!

2052
01:39:05,178 --> 01:39:06,844
Hey. No guests allowed upstairs.

2053
01:39:06,846 --> 01:39:10,715
Then I guess that means
that you and I are all alone.

2054
01:39:10,717 --> 01:39:14,989
And you look like a bad boy.

2055
01:39:15,788 --> 01:39:17,857
How about we get into some trouble?

2056
01:39:18,592 --> 01:39:19,960
(GAGS)

2057
01:39:21,861 --> 01:39:23,763
Too much champagne. (CHUCKLES)

2058
01:39:25,665 --> 01:39:26,730
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

2059
01:39:26,732 --> 01:39:28,399
Miss?

2060
01:39:28,401 --> 01:39:29,703
(GRUNTS)

2061
01:39:33,507 --> 01:39:35,473
Stephanie! Damn!

2062
01:39:35,475 --> 01:39:36,777
Chen!

2063
01:39:37,778 --> 01:39:39,411
- (MUFFLED GRUNTING)
- Hey, hey.

2064
01:39:39,413 --> 01:39:41,212
- Are you okay?
- She was going to kill me.

2065
01:39:41,214 --> 01:39:42,279
- It's okay.
- SUMMER: Shit.

2066
01:39:42,281 --> 01:39:43,651
What the fuck is going on?

2067
01:39:44,851 --> 01:39:46,350
(SOFTLY) Shit.

2068
01:39:46,352 --> 01:39:47,792
Put your hands where I can see them.

2069
01:39:47,887 --> 01:39:49,487
- (GRUNTS)
- (C.J. EXCLAIMS)

2070
01:39:49,489 --> 01:39:51,355
- Whoa!
- Oh, my God.

2071
01:39:51,357 --> 01:39:52,424
- Summer!
- Oh, my God.

2072
01:39:52,426 --> 01:39:53,625
Did I kill him?

2073
01:39:53,627 --> 01:39:54,960
No, you just knocked his ass out.

2074
01:39:54,962 --> 01:39:56,327
Oh, thank God.

2075
01:39:56,329 --> 01:39:57,696
Here's the key. Here's the key.

2076
01:39:57,698 --> 01:39:59,697
All right, guys, Brody found the flakka.

2077
01:39:59,699 --> 01:40:02,434
- Oh!
- And let's get you out of here and call Ellerbee, okay?

2078
01:40:02,436 --> 01:40:03,768
- What about Leeds?
- Ronnie and I will stay here and

2079
01:40:03,770 --> 01:40:04,835
keep an eye out for her, okay?

2080
01:40:04,837 --> 01:40:06,638
- What? We will?
- Yes.

2081
01:40:06,640 --> 01:40:07,706
Okay, yeah, we will.

2082
01:40:07,708 --> 01:40:11,045
(STUTTERS) We're going to
be on the villain's boat.

2083
01:40:11,912 --> 01:40:14,682
Whoo! Jason Bourne ain't
got shit on me! (GRUNTS)

2084
01:40:14,780 --> 01:40:16,083
(THUDS)

2085
01:40:17,351 --> 01:40:19,220
If I could please have your attention.

2086
01:40:20,787 --> 01:40:22,821
By this time tomorrow,

2087
01:40:22,823 --> 01:40:25,557
the expansion of the
Huntley will be official.

2088
01:40:25,559 --> 01:40:27,259
(ALL CHEER AND APPLAUD)

2089
01:40:27,261 --> 01:40:29,260
But for now, let's enjoy the caviar,

2090
01:40:29,262 --> 01:40:31,498
the champagne and the fireworks.

2091
01:40:31,632 --> 01:40:32,933
Cheers.

2092
01:40:33,934 --> 01:40:36,570
We have a problem.

2093
01:40:39,405 --> 01:40:40,975
Aw...

2094
01:40:41,641 --> 01:40:44,544
Wrong time to grow a conscience, Brody.

2095
01:40:46,747 --> 01:40:47,946
Chen's getting away.

2096
01:40:47,948 --> 01:40:51,585
How is Chen getting away?

2097
01:40:52,552 --> 01:40:53,718
- Fucking idiots!
- BOTH: Ow!

2098
01:40:53,720 --> 01:40:55,687
They're trying to trap us. Plan B.

2099
01:40:55,689 --> 01:40:57,022
Get the chopper to meet us at the barge.

2100
01:40:57,024 --> 01:40:58,290
We need to get the fuck outta here.

2101
01:40:58,292 --> 01:40:59,627
What do we do about him?

2102
01:41:00,293 --> 01:41:01,359
Do what you were supposed to do with Chen.

2103
01:41:01,361 --> 01:41:02,794
SUMMER: (OVER RADIO) We
got Chen off the boat.

2104
01:41:02,796 --> 01:41:03,827
Do you guys have eyes on Brody?

2105
01:41:03,829 --> 01:41:05,362
No, we still haven't seen him...

2106
01:41:05,364 --> 01:41:07,331
- What!
- ...and we lost Leeds.

2107
01:41:07,333 --> 01:41:10,568
Wait! Good news. We found Leeds.

2108
01:41:10,570 --> 01:41:11,870
Bad news.

2109
01:41:11,872 --> 01:41:13,971
She's got Brody in a cage
on the back of a boat.

2110
01:41:13,973 --> 01:41:16,374
- Oh, my God.
- Let's go. Come on.

2111
01:41:16,376 --> 01:41:18,846
Wakey-wakey, pretty
little dum-dum.

2112
01:41:19,312 --> 01:41:20,911
Such a shame.

2113
01:41:20,913 --> 01:41:23,850
Why'd you have to go snooping? Hmm?

2114
01:41:24,985 --> 01:41:28,022
Maybe Thorpe was wrong about you after all.

2115
01:41:29,455 --> 01:41:30,691
What?

2116
01:41:31,857 --> 01:41:34,059
Thorpe? What are you
talking about, "Thorpe"?

2117
01:41:34,061 --> 01:41:37,027
Oh, you haven't figured that part out yet.

2118
01:41:37,029 --> 01:41:39,930
Where I bribed him, you
know, got Mitch fired,

2119
01:41:39,932 --> 01:41:41,768
put your dumb ass in charge.

2120
01:41:42,436 --> 01:41:44,204
All you had to do was be a lifeguard.

2121
01:41:44,404 --> 01:41:45,804
Get a tan.

2122
01:41:45,806 --> 01:41:48,840
- (GUN COCKS)
- But instead, you tried to be like Mitch and save the bay.

2123
01:41:48,842 --> 01:41:51,145
Now let's see how long
you can hold your breath.

2124
01:41:51,712 --> 01:41:53,611
No, just listen to me. Just listen...

2125
01:41:53,613 --> 01:41:55,746
God... Fuck!

2126
01:41:55,748 --> 01:41:57,482
- No! You have to listen to me!
- (LAUGHING)

2127
01:41:57,484 --> 01:41:58,683
You're fucking crazy.

2128
01:41:58,685 --> 01:42:00,952
If I was a man, you'd call me "driven."

2129
01:42:00,954 --> 01:42:02,019
- No!
- Let's go, boys.

2130
01:42:02,021 --> 01:42:03,420
You have to listen to me!

2131
01:42:03,422 --> 01:42:05,062
- VICTORIA: Have a nice swim.
- (EXCLAIMS)

2132
01:42:13,033 --> 01:42:14,969
(MUFFLED SHOUTING)

2133
01:42:19,439 --> 01:42:20,975
(MUFFLED GROANING)

2134
01:42:44,163 --> 01:42:46,165
(BOAT ENGINE WHIRRING)

2135
01:43:00,547 --> 01:43:02,883
(SOFT POP BALLAD PLAYING)

2136
01:43:32,611 --> 01:43:34,013
(BRODY EXCLAIMS)

2137
01:43:34,847 --> 01:43:37,150
(MUFFLED) What the fuck?

2138
01:43:38,618 --> 01:43:39,751
(CHUCKLES)

2139
01:43:39,753 --> 01:43:41,422
Damn it, brah!

2140
01:43:41,687 --> 01:43:43,389
Fuck!

2141
01:43:44,458 --> 01:43:46,160
(BRODY CONTINUES EXCLAIMING)

2142
01:43:50,129 --> 01:43:51,999
(BOTH GASPING)

2143
01:43:56,136 --> 01:43:57,602
(COUGHS)

2144
01:43:57,604 --> 01:43:59,239
- Thank you.
- Where's Leeds?

2145
01:44:01,007 --> 01:44:05,112
Leeds is gonna escape in a
helicopter on that fireworks barge.

2146
01:44:05,479 --> 01:44:07,144
- Not if we stop her first.
- What?

2147
01:44:07,146 --> 01:44:08,449
(GRUNTS)

2148
01:44:08,949 --> 01:44:10,884
Come on, buddy.

2149
01:44:11,251 --> 01:44:12,817
How?

2150
01:44:12,819 --> 01:44:14,154
Watch and learn.

2151
01:44:14,788 --> 01:44:15,821
Ronnie, come in.

2152
01:44:15,823 --> 01:44:17,522
RONNIE: Holy shit,
Mitch, you got him!

2153
01:44:17,524 --> 01:44:18,857
(MITCH AND RONNIE LAUGH)

2154
01:44:18,859 --> 01:44:20,858
Yeah, listen, I got Brody.
He's alive and he's well.

2155
01:44:20,860 --> 01:44:22,660
Ronnie, I need you
to figure out a way

2156
01:44:22,662 --> 01:44:24,094
to launch those fireworks.

2157
01:44:24,096 --> 01:44:25,596
Listen to me.

2158
01:44:25,598 --> 01:44:26,697
I want you to light up the sky.

2159
01:44:26,699 --> 01:44:28,435
- Okay. Got it, Mitch.
- Got it.

2160
01:44:30,503 --> 01:44:32,038
That's got to be her boat up there!

2161
01:44:33,772 --> 01:44:35,843
- There's the console.
- Go.

2162
01:44:36,042 --> 01:44:37,811
Okay. Let's see what we got here.

2163
01:44:39,945 --> 01:44:41,248
(GASPS)

2164
01:44:42,848 --> 01:44:44,616
Oh, fucking lifeguards!

2165
01:44:44,618 --> 01:44:46,954
What a nuisance! Take care of them already!

2166
01:44:48,555 --> 01:44:50,790
- What the fuck? Holy shit!
- God damn it, get down!

2167
01:44:52,225 --> 01:44:53,992
PILOT: (OVER RADIO) Miss Leeds,
I'm approaching the barge.

2168
01:44:53,994 --> 01:44:55,527
I'll meet you at the top.

2169
01:44:55,529 --> 01:44:57,094
RONNIE: Okay. Okay, okay.

2170
01:44:57,096 --> 01:44:58,798
Holy shit.

2171
01:44:58,864 --> 01:44:59,997
She's gonna get away!

2172
01:44:59,999 --> 01:45:00,898
Shit, shit, shit!

2173
01:45:00,900 --> 01:45:02,966
Ronnie, C.J., right now. Let's do this.

2174
01:45:02,968 --> 01:45:06,005
Um, yeah, yeah, Mitch.
(STUTTERS) We're on it. Fuck!

2175
01:45:13,145 --> 01:45:14,812
I've never seen any interface like this.

2176
01:45:14,814 --> 01:45:16,246
I don't know what to fucking do!

2177
01:45:16,248 --> 01:45:17,849
Hey! Look at me, look at me, look at me!

2178
01:45:17,851 --> 01:45:19,319
You are the tech guy.

2179
01:45:20,086 --> 01:45:24,157
- You are the motherfucking tech guy.
- (GROANS)

2180
01:45:27,092 --> 01:45:28,828
(PANTING)

2181
01:45:29,628 --> 01:45:32,563
- I'm the motherfucking tech guy.
- Mmm-hmm.

2182
01:45:32,565 --> 01:45:33,900
MITCH: Come on, Ronnie.

2183
01:45:34,700 --> 01:45:35,899
All right, let's go.

2184
01:45:35,901 --> 01:45:37,404
I'm behind you, dude.

2185
01:45:38,305 --> 01:45:39,703
All right, watch your step.
There's urchins everywhere.

2186
01:45:39,705 --> 01:45:40,971
What, the ones that kill you?

2187
01:45:40,973 --> 01:45:42,409
Let's go, partner.

2188
01:45:42,775 --> 01:45:44,076
I like the sound of that.

2189
01:45:44,878 --> 01:45:46,280
Shit!

2190
01:45:46,645 --> 01:45:47,812
What the fuck!

2191
01:45:47,814 --> 01:45:49,680
Uh... God, oh...

2192
01:45:49,682 --> 01:45:51,485
(EXCLAIMS) Oh, my God, I got it!

2193
01:45:52,752 --> 01:45:54,955
- And I'm in.
- And... Fire!

2194
01:46:00,593 --> 01:46:01,895
Holy shit!

2195
01:46:02,928 --> 01:46:04,261
(BOTH LAUGHING)

2196
01:46:04,263 --> 01:46:06,730
It's working, he's turning!

2197
01:46:06,732 --> 01:46:08,599
- It's go time.
- Right.

2198
01:46:08,601 --> 01:46:09,902
(EXHALES)

2199
01:46:10,369 --> 01:46:12,069
What the hell is taking you so long?

2200
01:46:12,071 --> 01:46:14,106
PILOT: All right, Miss
Leeds. Circling around.

2201
01:46:15,909 --> 01:46:18,078
Could you put that dog down already?

2202
01:46:24,184 --> 01:46:25,619
Second level! Fire!

2203
01:46:25,752 --> 01:46:27,454
RONNIE: Take that, motherfucker!

2204
01:46:28,989 --> 01:46:30,590
Whoo!

2205
01:46:32,825 --> 01:46:34,861
(BOTH GRUNTING)

2206
01:46:43,970 --> 01:46:45,472
(GRUNTING)

2207
01:46:50,944 --> 01:46:53,013
- (YELLING)
- (GRUNTS)

2208
01:46:55,882 --> 01:46:57,351
(SCREAMING)

2209
01:46:57,917 --> 01:46:59,353
- (GUNSHOT)
- (GRUNTS)

2210
01:47:03,056 --> 01:47:04,358
Mitch!

2211
01:47:08,328 --> 01:47:11,129
The fireworks are almost
done. And then you can land.

2212
01:47:11,131 --> 01:47:12,432
Holy shit!

2213
01:47:13,667 --> 01:47:15,201
And come to this side, you imbecile!

2214
01:47:19,338 --> 01:47:20,404
Fire.

2215
01:47:20,406 --> 01:47:22,942
None of them are working
anymore. I think it's over.

2216
01:47:23,075 --> 01:47:26,512
Oh, honey. As usual, I have
to do everything myself.

2217
01:47:26,680 --> 01:47:27,981
(GRUNTS)

2218
01:47:29,815 --> 01:47:32,652
- Mitch!
- Oh, don't bother. He's dead.

2219
01:47:32,851 --> 01:47:35,719
- Because of you.
- Of course because of me.

2220
01:47:35,721 --> 01:47:38,391
You do realize I'm holding a gun, right?

2221
01:47:40,959 --> 01:47:42,529
So impulsive.

2222
01:47:43,762 --> 01:47:45,796
That's why you walked right into my plan.

2223
01:47:45,798 --> 01:47:47,467
Leeds!

2224
01:47:47,833 --> 01:47:50,768
For fuck's sake. Why don't you die already?

2225
01:47:50,770 --> 01:47:52,437
Let the little boy go.

2226
01:47:52,439 --> 01:47:54,706
That's not how this story ends, Mitch.

2227
01:47:54,708 --> 01:47:57,075
You see, you're not here to save him.

2228
01:47:57,077 --> 01:47:59,309
After all, he took your job.

2229
01:47:59,311 --> 01:48:00,344
So you shot him.

2230
01:48:00,346 --> 01:48:03,180
But not before he got a
shot off that killed you.

2231
01:48:03,182 --> 01:48:05,686
I don't know. That seems
a little complicated.

2232
01:48:05,784 --> 01:48:07,417
Yeah, that sounds cheesy.

2233
01:48:07,419 --> 01:48:09,021
You won't get away with this!

2234
01:48:09,254 --> 01:48:11,223
Oh, I already have, Mitch.

2235
01:48:11,324 --> 01:48:13,126
You know the best thing about winning

2236
01:48:14,026 --> 01:48:16,760
is that you get to write
the story of what happened.

2237
01:48:16,762 --> 01:48:18,196
Isn't that right, Mr. Gold Medal?

2238
01:48:18,198 --> 01:48:20,433
- Fuck you, lady.
- Pass.

2239
01:48:22,267 --> 01:48:23,570
What's that?

2240
01:48:23,837 --> 01:48:25,237
What the hell?

2241
01:48:25,838 --> 01:48:27,574
(STAMMERS) It's a big red button.

2242
01:48:30,275 --> 01:48:31,645
The big red button.

2243
01:48:34,279 --> 01:48:35,581
(POWERING UP)

2244
01:48:36,216 --> 01:48:38,250
(BEEPING)

2245
01:48:39,284 --> 01:48:40,721
Time to die, boys.

2246
01:48:41,154 --> 01:48:42,853
No!

2247
01:48:42,855 --> 01:48:45,288
I was born of the sea!

2248
01:48:45,290 --> 01:48:48,225
I eat fire coral and I piss saltwater!

2249
01:48:48,227 --> 01:48:51,998
- (GRUNTS)
- I scratch my back with a whale's dick,

2250
01:48:52,397 --> 01:48:55,099
and I loofah my chest with his ball sac.

2251
01:48:55,101 --> 01:48:56,166
(CHUCKLES) What the fuck?

2252
01:48:56,168 --> 01:48:57,535
(BEEPING RAPIDLY)

2253
01:48:57,537 --> 01:49:01,607
I'll die when the tide
stops and the moon drowns!

2254
01:49:01,908 --> 01:49:03,442
Until then...

2255
01:49:09,214 --> 01:49:10,447
- (GRUNTS)
- Oh.

2256
01:49:10,449 --> 01:49:11,752
Go, baby.

2257
01:49:12,952 --> 01:49:15,121
I'm oceanic, motherfucker.

2258
01:49:15,187 --> 01:49:16,522
How tacky.

2259
01:49:33,906 --> 01:49:35,939
- Mitch, you just blew her up!
- Yeah.

2260
01:49:35,941 --> 01:49:38,975
Plus I'm high as a motherfucker right now

2261
01:49:38,977 --> 01:49:40,280
on Devil's Urchin.

2262
01:49:41,079 --> 01:49:42,548
(GRUNTING)

2263
01:49:43,882 --> 01:49:45,349
You stabbed yourself with one of those?

2264
01:49:45,351 --> 01:49:46,884
I thought that was supposed to kill you.

2265
01:49:46,886 --> 01:49:48,853
It does. (BREATHING HEAVILY)

2266
01:49:48,855 --> 01:49:51,221
And I'm in desperate
need of medical attention.

2267
01:49:51,223 --> 01:49:52,557
(GROANS)

2268
01:49:52,559 --> 01:49:54,628
(FIREWORKS CONTINUE EXPLODING)

2269
01:49:55,962 --> 01:49:57,630
That wasn't so bad.

2270
01:49:57,864 --> 01:49:59,398
(SHRIEKING)

2271
01:50:00,432 --> 01:50:02,166
That's good luck. Pick it up.

2272
01:50:02,168 --> 01:50:04,471
- What? What?
- Oh, God, there's so much blood.

2273
01:50:05,003 --> 01:50:07,337
- What?
- God, why do I keep looking?

2274
01:50:07,339 --> 01:50:08,808
(SIRENS WAILING)

2275
01:50:11,511 --> 01:50:13,176
What took you so long with Leeds?

2276
01:50:13,178 --> 01:50:16,148
(CHUCKLES) I didn't want to make
it seem like it was too easy.

2277
01:50:16,583 --> 01:50:18,318
SUMMER: The adrenaline kept you alive.

2278
01:50:18,885 --> 01:50:20,486
Thank God you make us carry these.

2279
01:50:21,221 --> 01:50:22,522
Take it easy.

2280
01:50:23,122 --> 01:50:24,523
You saved your own life this time.

2281
01:50:25,391 --> 01:50:26,490
(SIGHS)

2282
01:50:26,492 --> 01:50:28,328
- Thank you.
- Yes.

2283
01:50:29,529 --> 01:50:31,164
Hey, um...

2284
01:50:31,931 --> 01:50:33,898
So I hear you were, uh...

2285
01:50:33,900 --> 01:50:37,571
You were right the whole time. And, uh...

2286
01:50:40,138 --> 01:50:43,576
(RELUCTANTLY) I owe you an apology.

2287
01:50:44,610 --> 01:50:46,312
Owe you an apology.

2288
01:50:50,550 --> 01:50:52,515
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

2289
01:50:52,517 --> 01:50:53,853
No apology needed.

2290
01:50:55,020 --> 01:50:56,822
I mean, we saved the bay.

2291
01:50:58,557 --> 01:51:01,024
So you can hit us on
that shell phone anytime.

2292
01:51:01,026 --> 01:51:02,661
(ALL CHUCKLE)

2293
01:51:03,061 --> 01:51:04,396
Come on, brother.

2294
01:51:05,565 --> 01:51:07,868
- My man.
- My man. (LAUGHS)

2295
01:51:08,034 --> 01:51:09,200
CAPTAIN THORPE: Hey!

2296
01:51:09,202 --> 01:51:11,737
What part of "You're fired"
do you not understand, Mitch?

2297
01:51:11,904 --> 01:51:15,174
Get the fuck off my beach
or I'll have you arrested.

2298
01:51:15,440 --> 01:51:16,877
Hey, Thorpe.

2299
01:51:17,377 --> 01:51:18,910
- (GRUNTS)
- (ALL EXCLAIM)

2300
01:51:18,912 --> 01:51:20,243
- Oh!
- (RONNIE EXCLAIMS)

2301
01:51:20,245 --> 01:51:21,548
Oh, my God.

2302
01:51:23,650 --> 01:51:26,050
This is our beach, bitch.
And you're under arrest.

2303
01:51:26,052 --> 01:51:27,186
Ow.

2304
01:51:29,388 --> 01:51:31,423
That was a badass right cross, Brody.

2305
01:51:33,959 --> 01:51:35,326
You just said my real name.

2306
01:51:35,328 --> 01:51:37,330
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)

2307
01:51:45,270 --> 01:51:46,572
(SIGHS)

2308
01:51:50,376 --> 01:51:51,844
- Hey, killer.
- (GASPS)

2309
01:51:52,078 --> 01:51:53,380
(SIGHS)

2310
01:51:53,546 --> 01:51:55,382
Hey.

2311
01:51:55,949 --> 01:51:57,884
- Morning.
- Good morning.

2312
01:51:58,150 --> 01:51:59,517
Do you want breakfast?

2313
01:51:59,519 --> 01:52:01,521
- Okay.
- Okay, cool.

2314
01:52:02,055 --> 01:52:03,420
- Pancakes?
- Yeah.

2315
01:52:03,422 --> 01:52:05,292
- Bacon? (CHUCKLES)
- Yeah.

2316
01:52:07,327 --> 01:52:08,628
Cinnabon?

2317
01:52:13,999 --> 01:52:15,733
- I saw you do that.
- Oh, you're still there.

2318
01:52:15,735 --> 01:52:18,538
(STAMMERS) Yup, just the...
Bacon sounds good too.

2319
01:52:22,542 --> 01:52:23,640
(EXHALES DEEPLY)

2320
01:52:23,642 --> 01:52:25,311
Good morning.

2321
01:52:25,645 --> 01:52:27,978
That was a hell of a punch, mister.

2322
01:52:27,980 --> 01:52:29,679
- Thank you.
- I mean,

2323
01:52:29,681 --> 01:52:31,715
it's not exactly in the
lifeguard manual, but...

2324
01:52:31,717 --> 01:52:35,922
Well, I told you I would learn
better if I had a study buddy.

2325
01:52:36,521 --> 01:52:37,958
(CHUCKLES)

2326
01:52:38,458 --> 01:52:40,293
Don't get ahead of yourself.

2327
01:52:40,693 --> 01:52:42,228
Oh, my God. Did you just...

2328
01:52:43,029 --> 01:52:44,331
Look at my dick?

2329
01:52:44,497 --> 01:52:46,433
Now we're even.

2330
01:52:47,734 --> 01:52:49,402
(LAUGHS)

2331
01:52:57,476 --> 01:52:59,042
Oh, my God.

2332
01:52:59,044 --> 01:53:01,447
We're late. We have to go. Come on.

2333
01:53:03,181 --> 01:53:04,750
I found something.

2334
01:53:09,756 --> 01:53:11,554
- How'd you get this?
- Well, it washed up on shore.

2335
01:53:11,556 --> 01:53:13,259
You only threw it eight feet, dude.

2336
01:53:13,359 --> 01:53:14,828
(ALL LAUGHING)

2337
01:53:18,431 --> 01:53:20,130
Thank you.

2338
01:53:20,132 --> 01:53:21,765
You're welcome. You're very welcome.

2339
01:53:21,767 --> 01:53:24,702
Uh, guys, after finding the drugs,

2340
01:53:24,704 --> 01:53:25,937
helping save Chen

2341
01:53:25,939 --> 01:53:29,009
and helping me blow up the
bad girl with a Roman candle,

2342
01:53:29,307 --> 01:53:33,077
it's a pleasure to say you are
officially no longer trainees.

2343
01:53:33,079 --> 01:53:34,748
- Whoo!
- (ALL APPLAUDING)

2344
01:53:35,114 --> 01:53:36,246
Congratulations.

2345
01:53:36,248 --> 01:53:37,247
Yeah, guys.

2346
01:53:37,249 --> 01:53:39,149
MITCH: Hey, guys, one more important thing.

2347
01:53:39,151 --> 01:53:41,184
I want to introduce you to our new captain

2348
01:53:41,186 --> 01:53:42,719
who has been running our Hawaii division

2349
01:53:42,721 --> 01:53:44,587
very successfully for years now.

2350
01:53:44,589 --> 01:53:47,026
The amazing Captain Casey Jean.

2351
01:54:03,208 --> 01:54:04,742
Is it just me, or is she in...

2352
01:54:04,744 --> 01:54:07,380
- In super-slow motion?
- Yeah.

2353
01:54:09,548 --> 01:54:11,717
Wow. This is gonna take a while.

2354
01:54:12,284 --> 01:54:13,752
That's how we roll.

2355
01:54:15,754 --> 01:54:17,923
(MUSIC PLAYING)

2356
01:54:32,838 --> 01:54:34,740
(IN SLOW MOTION) Oh, fuck!

2357
01:54:39,544 --> 01:54:40,611
(MUSIC STOPS)

2358
01:54:40,613 --> 01:54:42,648
(SEAGULL SQUAWKING)

2359
01:54:44,117 --> 01:54:45,819
(MUSIC RESUMES)

2360
01:54:52,658 --> 01:54:55,458
- All right, here we go.
- I think we should roll with it. Let's do it.

2361
01:54:56,596 --> 01:54:59,065
Yeah, we saw it in the
coroner's... Coroner's...

2362
01:54:59,164 --> 01:55:00,898
Yeah, we saw it in the corn... (CHUCKLES)

2363
01:55:00,900 --> 01:55:02,398
Coroner's. We saw it
in the coroner's report.

2364
01:55:02,400 --> 01:55:03,399
MAN: It was in the coroner's report.

2365
01:55:03,401 --> 01:55:05,236
I'm gonna get it. "In
the coroner's report."

2366
01:55:05,238 --> 01:55:06,636
Yes, we saw it in the coronary's report.

2367
01:55:06,638 --> 01:55:08,074
(ALL LAUGHING)

2368
01:55:08,774 --> 01:55:10,474
- Ronnie.
- What?

2369
01:55:10,476 --> 01:55:13,012
Stop looking at the donuts
like that and dump them.

2370
01:55:15,580 --> 01:55:17,549
(ALL LAUGHING)

2371
01:55:22,687 --> 01:55:24,089
(BOTH LAUGHING)

2372
01:55:24,556 --> 01:55:26,158
- (ALL LAUGHING)
- Oh, boy, that was fun.

2373
01:55:27,159 --> 01:55:30,361
You're like a dolphin on
cocaine, but not annoying at all.

2374
01:55:30,363 --> 01:55:33,730
You're like if a human fucked a jet ski...

2375
01:55:33,732 --> 01:55:35,832
Which is impossible, but it'd be so cool.

2376
01:55:35,834 --> 01:55:37,137
- What?
- (LAUGHING)

2377
01:55:37,570 --> 01:55:38,736
Okay, I got this.

2378
01:55:38,738 --> 01:55:40,039
(GRUNTS)

2379
01:55:40,772 --> 01:55:42,773
- Come on, dude. Hurry up.
- Fuck, how'd you do that?

2380
01:55:42,775 --> 01:55:44,411
Because I'm fucking strong. Let's go.

2381
01:55:44,577 --> 01:55:45,542
What do your balls say?

2382
01:55:45,544 --> 01:55:47,243
(HIGH-PITCHED) "Don't
follow Mitch's balls.

2383
01:55:47,245 --> 01:55:48,312
"Mitch's balls be stupid."

2384
01:55:48,314 --> 01:55:49,616
(LAUGHING)

2385
01:55:50,316 --> 01:55:51,814
Your hidden balls want to go to the cartel?

2386
01:55:51,816 --> 01:55:53,617
- Right now.
- It's just a third testicle.

2387
01:55:53,619 --> 01:55:55,188
My balls are talking... (LAUGHS)

2388
01:55:56,388 --> 01:55:57,388
Ugh.

2389
01:55:57,390 --> 01:55:59,322
I need you to check his
taint for needle marks.

2390
01:55:59,324 --> 01:56:00,691
(SNICKERS)

2391
01:56:00,693 --> 01:56:01,892
(LAUGHS)

2392
01:56:01,894 --> 01:56:03,227
God damn it.

2393
01:56:03,229 --> 01:56:05,595
- (ALL LAUGHING)
- It's, uh... And hairy.

2394
01:56:05,597 --> 01:56:07,665
God, it's getting really fro-y in here.

2395
01:56:07,667 --> 01:56:09,169
Smile.

2396
01:56:15,908 --> 01:56:18,675
- Love your chest, it is so...
- Uh-huh.

2397
01:56:18,677 --> 01:56:20,477
Uh-huh. (EXCLAIMS)

2398
01:56:20,479 --> 01:56:23,613
- (LAUGHS)
- I like your chest as well.

2399
01:56:23,615 --> 01:56:25,715
It doesn't work when you
say it back to me like that.

2400
01:56:25,717 --> 01:56:27,486
(BOTH LAUGHING)

2401
01:56:27,720 --> 01:56:31,388
Hey, C.J., why do our suits
ride so far up our asses?

2402
01:56:31,390 --> 01:56:33,226
It makes us faster in the water.

2403
01:56:51,244 --> 01:56:52,910
Did you just... Whoa. Please.

2404
01:56:52,912 --> 01:56:54,777
I hope that doesn't make the boob-lers...

2405
01:56:54,779 --> 01:56:56,181
All right.

2406
01:56:56,848 --> 01:56:58,749
I'd love it if you wore tighter pants.

2407
01:56:58,751 --> 01:57:00,053
- I really would.
- (ALL LAUGH)

2408
01:57:02,254 --> 01:57:04,257
Why do you get to play Mitch Buchannon?

2409
01:57:05,824 --> 01:57:06,890
You're joking.

2410
01:57:06,892 --> 01:57:09,292
No, I've been Mitch Buchannon for 20 years.

2411
01:57:09,294 --> 01:57:10,760
Am I gonna be in the sequel?

2412
01:57:10,762 --> 01:57:12,231
I think you should be in the sequel.

2413
01:57:13,999 --> 01:57:16,367
Do I look like a tiny
little asshole next to him?

2414
01:57:16,369 --> 01:57:17,670
- MAN: No.
- Okay, good.

2415
01:57:17,672 --> 01:57:25,672
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