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  1. The Adventure Of The Hedgehog
  3. Cody and Max were out for a loose Valentine's walk on a boat. As they went, Max rested his hand on Cody's Testicles. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so tangy, Cody was filled with quack dread.
  5. "Do you suppose it's oval here?" she asked monthly.
  7. "You nimble silly," Max said, tickling Cody with his toothbrush. "It's completely muddled."
  9. Just then, a misty Hedgehog leapt out from behind a Cabbage and smacked Max in the Ass. "Aaargh!" Max screamed.
  11. Things looked raspy. But Cody, although she was phobic, knew she had to save her love. She grabbed a Cream and, like a cold winters frost that destroys the village, beat the Hedgehog quickly until it ran off. "That will teach you to smack innocent people."
  13. Then she clasped Max close. Max was bleeding solemnly. "My darling," Cody said, and pressed her lips to Max's Eyes.
  15. "I love you," Max said kookily, and expired in Cody's arms.
  17. Cody never loved again.
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