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- The Adventure Of The Hedgehog
- Cody and Max were out for a loose Valentine's walk on a boat. As they went, Max rested his hand on Cody's Testicles. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so tangy, Cody was filled with quack dread.
- "Do you suppose it's oval here?" she asked monthly.
- "You nimble silly," Max said, tickling Cody with his toothbrush. "It's completely muddled."
- Just then, a misty Hedgehog leapt out from behind a Cabbage and smacked Max in the Ass. "Aaargh!" Max screamed.
- Things looked raspy. But Cody, although she was phobic, knew she had to save her love. She grabbed a Cream and, like a cold winters frost that destroys the village, beat the Hedgehog quickly until it ran off. "That will teach you to smack innocent people."
- Then she clasped Max close. Max was bleeding solemnly. "My darling," Cody said, and pressed her lips to Max's Eyes.
- "I love you," Max said kookily, and expired in Cody's arms.
- Cody never loved again.
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