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  1. [10:40:14 PM] PlasmicBlast has entered the room.
  2. [10:40:18 PM] DJstagen has entered the room.
  3. [10:40:42 PM] *MotD set to: Mansion Sized Sphere Survival 101
  4. [10:41:02 PM] Snicker has entered the room.
  5. [10:41:12 PM] PlasmicBlast: So here gentlemen
  6. [10:41:16 PM] PlasmicBlast: We discuss spheres
  7. [10:41:23 PM] Laraso: and what to do in them
  8. [10:41:42 PM] Snicker: I think it's clear that people die in my spheres
  9. [10:41:45 PM] DJstagen: Supine roll is ineffective at protecting the spine and other areas. Expect damage during roll
  10. [10:42:02 PM] PlasmicBlast: What if you covered yourself in bubble wrap
  11. [10:42:12 PM] AwkwardSpecimen has entered the room.
  12. [10:42:24 PM] Snicker: 11mph was Aristo's estimate, but that's faster than I was expecting
  13. [10:42:27 PM] AwkwardSpecimen gets the popcorn and waits for everyone involved to get in
  14. [10:42:43 PM] Snicker: If you're rolling at 1mph, you won't sustain spinal injuries
  15. [10:42:49 PM] PlasmicBlast: Bubble wrap for no.1 survival tool in sphere.
  16. [10:43:01 PM] DJstagen: You will experience discomfort.
  17. [10:43:10 PM] Snicker: That's fine
  18. [10:43:11 PM] Laraso: what kind of bubble wrap, plasmic
  19. [10:43:17 PM] PlasmicBlast: The awesome kind.
  20. [10:43:18 PM] Laraso: the big kind?
  21. [10:43:22 PM] Laraso: or the small kind
  22. [10:43:30 PM] PlasmicBlast: Big enough to cover yourself in
  23. [10:43:32 PM] Snicker: As long as the eventual death is caused by exhaustion, as opposed to anything else
  24. [10:43:40 PM] Laraso: by big kind i meant the ones with the huge bubbles
  25. [10:43:48 PM] PlasmicBlast: Oh yeah.
  26. [10:43:48 PM] Laraso: and small kind being the one with all the tiny circle bubbles
  27. [10:44:00 PM] PlasmicBlast: I'd say big?
  28. [10:44:03 PM] Snicker: You can even stand for a few days, until you get tired
  29. [10:44:32 PM] Snicker: But actually, it may be possible to sleep at 1mph
  30. [10:44:35 PM] PlasmicBlast: Related
  31. [10:44:37 PM] PlasmicBlast: http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_661023&feature=iv&src_vid=hYf6av21x5c&v=jN-FfJKgis8
  32. [10:44:37 PM] [YouTube]: What if the Earth were Hollow?
  33. [10:44:54 PM] DJstagen: If that's what you wanted, just strap em to a plank rigged to douse them in water or shock them every few minutes.
  34. [10:44:59 PM] Snicker: If people toss and turn in their sleep without wakening, 1mph tumbling may be nothing
  35. [10:45:12 PM] Snicker: Oh yeah, that would have been easier DJ..
  36. [10:46:03 PM] DJstagen: lol
  37. [10:46:05 PM] Snicker: I dunno why I came up with a sphere
  38. [10:46:11 PM] *MotD set to: Mansion Sized Sphere Survival 101 | "So here gentlemen" "We discuss spheres" "and what to do in them" | Yes, this room exists.
  39. [10:46:45 PM] Laraso: or you could, you know
  40. [10:47:00 PM] Laraso: lock them inside a centrifuge which is placed inside the sphere which is located in the treadmill room
  41. [10:47:21 PM] Snicker: How fast is the centrifuge.
  42. [10:47:41 PM] Snicker: Or is it just rotating based on gravity?
  43. [10:47:56 PM] DJstagen: How many Gs would they experience within it?
  44. [10:48:19 PM] Snicker: Anything above a certain threshold will liquify the person
  45. [10:48:27 PM] Laraso: hmm
  46. [10:48:31 PM] Laraso: lets say
  47. [10:48:38 PM] DJstagen: More like it'll pool blood in their legs and they'll pass out
  48. [10:48:42 PM] Laraso: 32Gs
  49. [10:48:45 PM] DJstagen: Dead
  50. [10:48:47 PM] Snicker: Dead
  51. [10:48:47 PM] DJstagen: Instantly
  52. [10:48:52 PM] Snicker: Liquification
  53. [10:49:02 PM] Laraso: that's the amount of Gs in a fighter jet
  54. [10:49:16 PM] Laraso: wait
  55. [10:49:18 PM] Laraso: let me check that
  56. [10:49:20 PM] DJstagen: 10
  57. [10:49:27 PM] DJstagen: or less
  58. [10:49:40 PM] DJstagen: And only breifly
  59. [10:49:44 PM] Laraso: yea, idk where i got 32Gs from
  60. [10:49:45 PM] DJstagen: *briefly
  61. [10:49:46 PM] Laraso: 7Gs
  62. [10:50:00 PM] Laraso: *6Gs
  63. [10:50:27 PM] DJstagen: Prolonged time at that would cause blood to pool in legs, brain death by lack of oxygen
  64. [10:50:43 PM] Snicker: Nice.
  65. [10:51:01 PM] AwkwardSpecimen: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Stapp ?
  66. [10:51:01 PM] Link: John Stapp - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Stapp
  67. [10:51:07 PM] DJstagen: 3-4 is what is experienced on a roller coaster
  68. [10:51:12 PM] AwkwardSpecimen: Whoops
  69. [10:51:14 PM] Laraso: fine
  70. [10:51:14 PM] Laraso: 5
  71. [10:51:21 PM] AwkwardSpecimen: Prolly misread.
  72. [10:52:23 PM] AwkwardSpecimen: ...Actually, I didn't. Oh well.
  73. [10:52:31 PM] Snicker: I think exhaustion will kill at 5G
  74. [10:52:51 PM] Laraso: lets say the G forces on the centrifuge
  75. [10:53:00 PM] DJstagen: Yeah, not too much danger of dying from lack of blood.
  76. [10:53:07 PM] Laraso: are as high as it can possible get while still being able to survive indefinently under the Gs
  77. [10:53:47 PM] Snicker: It's going to be different depending on the person
  78. [10:53:55 PM] Laraso: then the Gs are subjective to the person
  79. [10:54:09 PM] Snicker: Then the person will die from not sleeping
  80. [10:54:15 PM] PlasmicBlast: Either way
  81. [10:54:16 PM] PlasmicBlast: They die.
  82. [10:54:18 PM] DJstagen: ^
  83. [10:54:23 PM] Snicker: Well, actually
  84. [10:54:29 PM] Laraso: the point of the centrifuge was not to kill them with the centrifuge
  85. [10:54:34 PM] DJstagen: Tired and sore, night
  86. [10:54:36 PM] DJstagen has left the room.
  87. [10:54:36 PM] Laraso: but to make it harder than it already was to fall asleep
  88. [10:54:36 PM] Snicker: The person isn't tumbling inside the centrifuge
  89. [10:54:42 PM] Snicker: So it may be possible to sleep
  90. [10:54:49 PM] Laraso: the centrifuge is in a fixed position inside the sphere
  91. [10:54:55 PM] Laraso: it rolls as the sphere rolls
  92. [10:55:02 PM] Laraso: causing them to tumble inside the centrifuge along with the sphere
  93. [10:55:25 PM] Snicker: I'm having trouble visualizing this
  94. [10:55:39 PM] Laraso: let me help you then
  95. [10:59:29 PM] Laraso: hold on just a few more secz
  96. [10:59:31 PM] Laraso: *secs
  97. [11:00:29 PM] Laraso: here
  98. [11:00:30 PM] Laraso: http://i.imgur.com/Gi9N9.png
  99.  
  100. [11:00:30 PM] Image: http://i.imgur.com/Gi9N9.png
  101. [11:00:37 PM] Snicker: Lol
  102. [11:01:36 PM] Snicker: If the blue pole in the middle pivots, then the person won't tumble
  103. [11:01:51 PM] Laraso: it doesn't move
  104. [11:01:54 PM] Laraso: it's in a fixed position
  105. [11:02:02 PM] Snicker: If it's fixed, then yeah, the centrifuge is moving with the sphere
  106. [11:02:02 PM] Laraso: so if the sphere rolls
  107. [11:02:04 PM] Laraso: so does the bar
  108. [11:02:25 PM] Laraso: which means you would still tumble inside the centrifuge
  109. [11:02:32 PM] Snicker: Yeah
  110. [11:03:08 PM] Snicker: Would be funny if it was a pivot, though
  111. [11:03:25 PM] Snicker: The person would just be resting inside the centrifuge.
  112. [11:03:49 PM] Snicker: No death, as long as the essential utilities are provided
  113. [11:04:42 PM] Snicker: Well, I think I'm finally going to get some sleep
  114. [11:04:46 PM] Snicker: See ya.
  115. [11:04:47 PM] Snicker has left the room.
  116. [11:06:48 PM] Valen has entered the room.
  117. [11:06:58 PM] Valen: Da fuck?
  118. [11:07:08 PM] AwkwardSpecimen: ^
  119. [11:07:17 PM] Laraso: lol
  120. [11:07:21 PM] Laraso: you missed the entire discussion, valen
  121. [11:07:22 PM] AwkwardSpecimen: Good response.
  122. [11:07:47 PM] Valen: Are you concocting something here?
  123. [11:07:56 PM] Laraso: somewhat
  124. [11:08:08 PM] *MotD set to: Mansion Sized Sphere Survival 101 | Go here to read the discussion: http://pastebin.com/Gh9Mtucd
  125. [11:08:21 PM] PlasmicBlast: We discuss spheres here
  126. [11:08:22 PM] Valen: Evil schemers!
  127. [11:08:30 PM] AwkwardSpecimen: Yupyup
  128. [11:08:34 PM] AwkwardSpecimen: Killing people with centrifuges
  129. [11:08:38 PM] PlasmicBlast: More specifically
  130. [11:08:39 PM] Laraso: and spheres
  131. [11:08:48 PM] PlasmicBlast: A centrifuge
  132. [11:08:49 PM] AwkwardSpecimen: (Dat Unit731)
  133. [11:08:55 PM] PlasmicBlast: which has a mansion sized sphere in it
  134. [11:09:00 PM] Laraso: no
  135. [11:09:04 PM] PlasmicBlast: Which is moving at 11 mph
  136. [11:09:09 PM] Laraso: the centrifuge is in the mansion sized sphere, not he other way araound
  137. [11:09:12 PM] Laraso: yes, at 11 mph
  138. [11:09:12 PM] PlasmicBlast: Oh
  139. [11:09:15 PM] PlasmicBlast: Durr hurr.
  140. [11:09:21 PM] Laraso: inside a room with a floor made out of a treadmill
  141. [11:09:48 PM] Valen: And what's the centrifuge for?
  142. [11:09:58 PM] Laraso: making it harder for the victim inside it to sleep
  143. [11:10:14 PM] Laraso: the ultimate goal of the sphere is to kill them by sleep deprivations
  144. [11:10:16 PM] Laraso: *deprivation
  145. [11:10:33 PM] Valen: Why don't you just roll a mansion-sized sphere over cities?
  146. [11:10:52 PM] Laraso: because that is not the purpose of the sphere
  147. [11:11:31 PM] Valen: Awkward said you wanted to kill people.
  148. [11:11:39 PM] Laraso: yes
  149. [11:11:47 PM] Laraso: to kill the one who is trapped inside
  150. [11:11:51 PM] Laraso: by depriving them of sleep
  151. [11:12:50 PM] Valen: That sounds like a really complicated way of doing something very simple.
  152. [11:12:51 PM] *MotD set to: Mansion Sized Sphere Survival 101 | Go here to read the discussion: http://pastebin.com/Gh9Mtucd | Blame Snicker for this.
  153. [11:12:55 PM] Laraso: It is
  154. [11:12:57 PM] PlasmicBlast: Science.
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