siggy

<p>-my name is pronounced sig-helmer</p>
<p>-i have long pointed ears to hear creatures crawling under soil and bark</p>
<p>-i like science, witchcraft, world of warcraft (and primordial azeroth..), animals, fungi, biology, vulture culture, squirrel watching, genome editing, reverse squirrel watching, speculative biology, cryptozoology, astromycology &amp; astrobiology, eating shredding cheese out of the bag, venteriobiology, <a href="/pets">my pets</a>, , breakfast, and and <a href="/charactersilike">these fictional men</a></p>
<p>-i am legally classified as a fungus</p>
<p>-im a gay man (i believe i am a &ldquo;twink&rdquo;)</p>
<p>-i have three dogs, five cats, two syrian hamsters, and four brown planarians</p>
<p>-i have see-through skin crafted from sitting indoors watching tv and eating tv dinners that forms a shade of white then pale followed by blue veins running every which way</p>
<p>-im in college double majoring in natural history and wildlife🐸🦥🦘🐨🐁🦡🦔🦎🐢🐊🐡🐋🦖🦑🐙🦀🦆🐌🐛🦂🦠🦋🦴🦷🥼🥽🧪🧫🧬🩺🔬🌍🌌🌋🌀(future wildlife educator)</p>
<p>-my switch friend code is SW-6616-9520-4318</p>
<p><a href="https://wowpedia.fandom.com/wiki/Sporebat"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/Ra5IENl.jpg" /></a> </p>
<p>-cancer🦀 ☼ ☾ &uarr; &hellip; metal snake🐍</p>
<p>-intj</p>
<p>-<a href="https://www.tarotschool.com/Moon_Hermit.html">the moon/the hermit</a></p>
<p>-<a href="https://www.animalinyou.com/animals/shrew/">shrew personality</a></p>
<p>-lavender aura</p>
<p>-water element</p>
<p>-crystal child</p>
<p>-mintakan starseed</p>
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<p>my pet woolyslug Snorri (<a href="http://velvetdragon.com/cyberslugs/cslugs.html">cyberslug adoption agency</a>)</p>
<p>&ldquo;Sig"hialmr core (And im not just talking about my abs ladies!)</p>
<p>-i am a retired ballerina and violinist</p>
<p>-i work at a goodwill</p>
<p>-frogs are my favorite animal (purple frogs are my favorite species of frog. i also enjoy amphibians in general and tardigrades and deep sea creatures)</p>
<p>-purple is my favorite color and radium is my favorite element</p>
<p>-I want go genetically splice human with tardigrade genome and TDPs so humans can survive longer under the radiation and extreme pressures of space and go through long periods of cryptobiosis until they reach a habitable environment</p>
<p>(ive been thinking about that for years before certified genetists published an article speculating. i just like to brag : - ]&nbsp; )</p>
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