Light Cruiser Yuubari, Sortie! [Typeset]

Light Cruiser Yuubari, Sortie!  Translation
Translated from http://www.acfun.tv/a/ac1628668

>[Cast and Characters]
>Yuubari - Secretary and Flagship of the First Fleet
>Shimakaze - always interested in Yuubari
>Kongou - victim of caffeine poisoning
>Nagato-sensei - The person everyone looks up to
>Hiei - two-time Two-time Goofy Joke Champion.  Failed the written exam at the World Championships
>Kuma - Kuma~KumaKumaaaa?
>Haruna - the first time she'll be featured!  Haruna is extremely grateful!
>Abukuma - a Yellow Kuma (isn't her hair closer to orange?)
>Kirishima - the Tsukkomi of the fleet.
>Kitakami-san - It's Super Kitakami-san, yo
>Complete Goofball - Kumarinko
>Ooichi - catchphrase is "Kitakami-san"
>Mogami gami (note: the repeated -kami is probably intentional) - Angel
>The 6thDesDev - Nagato-San is amazing Desu
>Isuzu Kai II - bewitching body
>RJ - loves cuttlefish balls
>[Special Thanks: Kinu, Rensouhou-Chan]

>[Good Friends?]
>Right, let's have an impromptu performance.
>Don't laugh...
>Sure, sure
>I'll start then.  I'm performing the seal.
>Wo!!
>Pffffffffft
>I told you not to laugh!!
>Because...(it might be better to replace it with "Sorry, but that was too...")

>[Light Cruiser Kai II]
>In the Maizuru Naval District, the shipgirls happily pass their everyday lives.
>And the secretary here would be >me, Yuubari...
>Areeh? Kai II? And a flagship too?!
>It's finally Isuzu's chance to shine!
>[how cheap/sneaky!]

>[new member]
>There is a new friend on base.
>I am from the planet Kumarinko on my bitter mellon carriage, the true banana princess! (yes, she said that)
>...Can't we just talk normally?
>Kumarinko
>[Bear...(?)]
>Kuma
>Eh?
>What are you talking about?  Isn't this normal?
>Huhhh...?!
>Kumakumarinko
>See?  From here on out let's take care of each other, Yuubari-san!
 >Nono, I don't understand at all!
>[Bear Appearance]
>There are many people here, you know, please use a language that everyone understands to communicate.
>Kuma?
>But Mogami gami will translate for me.
>Why bears...?!
>Expedition complete, Kuma--
>Kumarinko (this child also speaks Kuma?)
>communicating
>Kuma?
>Stop complicating this situation!

>[Kumakumakuma/BearsBearsBears]
>Speaking of kuma
>[4th Ship of the Kuma Class]
>That's us, Ooichi
>[3rd Ship of the Kuma Class]
>Kuma?  Oh yeah.
>I'm a -kuma too, maybe I can scare Kitakami-san a little....
>...what are you doing?

>[Bullying]
>Kitakami-san?!  Did you just see everything?!
>No, nothing.
>Speaking of which...
>Who are you again?
>Eh?!
>Abu....
>Ahhh--hang on, I think I goti t.
>Ah--Ahh--Abu--
>A...buu....
>Abu...Tora?
>Isn't this deliberate?!
>[Genius]
>I'm Abukuma! Please remember how to write it!
>piece of cake.
>As expected of Kitakami-san!!
>Kitakami-san is a Level 5 in Kanji!
>The level of an elementary schooler (6th grader)?!
>Her next target is Proficiency Level 1!
>Skipping grades?!
>Is that going to be alright?!
>[Explanation: There are 12 classes of Kanji mastery, the lowest being Level 10, the Highest being Level 1, with 2 proficiency classes in between.  The lowest Level (Mastery Level 10) is that expected of a 1st year Elementary School Student, with only a knowledge of 80 Kanji.  At Mastery Level 1, one has grasped some 6,000 kanji and multiple Chinese proverbs and etymologies.  This is considered "college proficiency".  However, very few individuals ever attain Level 1.  Therefore, the Kanji Exam board added the "Proficiency Level 1" class below Mastery Level 1 with the requirements halved to "only" 3,000 Kanji.  Kitakami is essentially jumping from the level of someone who hasnt' entered middle school to that of a college graduate]

>[Like a dog?]
>She's just like Hiei-chan, Dess!
>A Shiba Inu?  Are we alike...?
 >Sit!
>Yessir!
>Good girl--so obedient dess--
>Hmhmhm--

[Bashful People]
>It's not good to spoil Hiei like that, Onee-sama.
>She'll get carried away.
>Does Kirishima want to sit too--?
>N-no, that's not it...
>It's because Kirishimais easily embarassed, right?
>I said, that's not it...
>about that....
>It's okay to snuggle with Hiei too, you know
>About that!!
>Oy, don't come over--
>IF HARUNA'S LAP IS ALRIGHT, PLEASE USE IT AT ANY TIME!
>You were here, Haruna?
[Without Ill Will]
>If we were to compare Onee-sama to an animal, it'd definitely be a cat.
>Haruna's like a cat too.
>Is that so...
>Kirishima is...
>[mental image]
>A tarsier...?

[The Kongou Sister's Winter]
>It's almost Winter.
>Mmm...I don't even want to sortie in these clothes.
>Ahaha, that's true.
>Also in Winters...
>the koucha is a little cold, ja?  (TL note: the Chinese translator filled in a pun too.  Hiei tried to make a pun joke.  If you can think of one better but still shitty go ahead)
>Hieeeiiii--
[Body Temperature is Great]
>Putting Hiei-chan aside for a sec
>Eh?!
>We do need to think of something to do about it.
>Why don't we just wear coats?
>[like a fur coat or something]
>We're buying four people's coats?
>Our naval district's always short on resources.
>I have an idea!
>I feel as if this isn't going to be an actual solution
>Let's heat each other up!!
 >[it doesn't even cost money!]
>Oh!  Hiei-chan is really warm--

[The Brains of the Fleet]
>Warm and Sngugly--
>Really, thsoe two...
>It's kind of hot now Dess
>Haruna?  What is it?
>Oh, nothing.  I-it's just that I was wondering whether it'd be warm if we did the same thing...
>Fucking Hot
>I feel like you'd be even warmer if you cuddled with those two instead of me.
>Kirishima is dense!
[It never hurts to be prepared]
>Kirishima, what are you thinking?
>I'm thinking this....
>I guess we should just do some exercise to acclimate us to the weather otuside before we sortie.
>Oh!  Exercise!
>Then let's play ping-pong!  Hot-springs Pnig-pong!
>...no, no.  If we're talking exercise, we need to do THAT.
>Let's go One, Two!
>[Dry Towel Rub]
>[This isn't even exercise!!]

[Line of Sight]
>After I became secetary ship, the things the children on base
 >[Hmmmm]
>[Uwah?!]
>are asking me to do has increased.
>What's up?  Everyone come together
>Um, about that, Nagato-san's development was amazing!
 >We want to be like Nagato-san!
>[Jiii--]
>mm...you can~
>So teach us how to Develop!  [Real Talk]
>Who's over there?
>Could it be...Nagato-san...?
>...D,don't misunderstand me.
>Eh?
>I'm-
>I'm not envious or anything!!
>She's envious!
 >[Nagato-san...!]

[Loving Cute Things]
>Then, if it's okay, could you teach the destroyers how to develop?
>I can?  Me...?
>Of course!  Everyone looks up to Nagato-san, so everyone will be happy!
>Really...Me....
>She seems really happy....
[Nagato-sensei]
>Today's teacher is Nagato, of the world's Big 7!
>Leave it to I, Nagamoe!
>She bit her tongue...
>she bit her tongue...
>FIrst up it's a tansouhou! (single cannon, unspecified type)
>Watch and learn.
>Expectant eyes
>[development failed]
>Shit... >So cute!!
>Nagato-san's amazing!
>I-is it?
>...should I ask?
>I'm sorry....

[Troublemaker]
>Recently our fleet's secretary-lady hasn't been paying much attention to me.
>She just pays attention to other people...
>[mmmm--...]
>Special Technique, Jetstream Updraft!
>Iiiyaahhhhh!? >Really--stop it!
>Ahahaa
[Ryuujou-Chan]
>Shimakaze--
>Really!  Where has she gone?
>Oh?
>What's up, Yuubari?
>Ryuujou-chan!  Have you seen Shimakaze?
>Oh--if you mean Shimakaze, I think she went that way.
>Thanks!
>A chest like the calm seas even when on the run...my condolences.

[Rensouhou-chan's secret]
>...so today I'm going to spend the whole time with Shimakaze.
>[a day off styl(e?)]
>This shouldn't be hard.
 >Hm?  This is...?  A button?
>Oh, that's--!!
>Don't press it....
>That's the emergency airbag device!
>You have something like that equipped?!  And is'nt it just a floatie?!
[VS. Raiden]
>I have a good idea...upsies upsies!
>What's this, all of a sudden?
>Please!
 >Well, it can't be helped.
>Huhuhu...
>Heavy Armor Mode, combine!
>?!