>Be me

>Actual thundercock

>Inspection day

>Everyone already lined up

>Look around at all my underlings

>Easy to tell who won't make the cut off

>Obvious betas are practically shitting themselves in fear

>Realize they'll actually be shitting themselves by the end of today

>lmao

>Some of the baby-cocks have already accepted the inevitable

"Baby food is just mashed grownup food if you think about it"

"If we hold it until last period, we only have to be changed once"

"Mommy said if I ever come home dry, she’ll put laxatives in my lunch"

>Some are trying to act casual like they're safe

>See them wince every time a new diapered shrimplet waddles out from the curtains

"Nine and one half"

>Line creeps up

"Seven and one quarter"

>Line creeps up

"3 and three quarters"

>Crinkle

>Sobbing

>Line creeps up

>playpen in the center of the gym gradually starts filling with students

>Shorts and jeans replaced with Pull-ups and diapers

>No way am I going to end up like that

>Know I can already pass with ease

>Nobody in my family has ever come up short

>Good genes I guess

>Big bro told me the secret to getting even bigger

>Edge myself every night for the last week

>Hard on so intense it's actually sore

>Worth it to see how impressed everyone will be

>Take one more opportunity to stroke myself

>A few girls in the bleachers notice and start pointing

>They know what's good

>I'm going to pound town tonight

>Getting closer to the inspection stations

>Can see behind a few of the privacy curtains now

>See some classmates getting measured

>Clearly big enough to keep their pants

>Nothing compared to me though

>A few are being helped step into Pull-Ups

>Another is laying on a changing mat, sniveling to himself

>Freshman kneeling beside tries to cheer him up by pointing out all the cute animals on his new diapers

"Anonymous, station seven"

>Showtime

>Step behind the curtain. Puff out chest

>Also puff out pelvis

>One nurse is reading a book by the changing mat

>A package of diapers sits next to her

>Bag is still sealed. Guess this station hasn't had any babydicks yet

>Label reads 'Princess Priscilla's Pretty Pink Party Pampers'

>Pity the poor soul that ends up in them

>focus attention on the person in front

>She's one of those student assistants. Senior, probably

>Looks weirdly familiar

>Wonder if she'll give me her number after I whip out Excalibur

"Oh hi anon! Ready for your inspection?"

>Already knows me. Guess my reputation has spread to the upperclassman

"How have things been? I haven't seen you around since you dumped my little sis"

>Shit

>Maybe she's not holding a grudge

"Yeah, you really broke her heart. It tore me up to see my Stephanie so sad"

>DangerDangerDanger

>"Hey, can you just get your ruler or whatever and take my measurement"

"Sorry, Nonny. I gotta follow the routine."

>Theatrically gestures toward her clipboard

"I won’t get any credit if I cut corners. You understand right?

>Screams internally

"Step one: instruct the subject to remove his undergarments. Offer assistance if necessary."

>Yanks pants to the floor, bead of precum drools down with it

>Hope she didn't notice

>She definitely noticed

"Step two: lightly stimulate the subject to ensure accurate measurement"

>Takes my dick in a power grip

"I can see you've worked very hard on this, Nonny. I'm sure you want to get every last millimeter on record."

>Starts pumping my dong like it's a fucking shake weight

>ogodofuck

>Struggle to stay cool

>Never been fondled like this before

>leaking precum like a busted faucet

>Unwillingly lubricate her gloves with my own juices

>Wonder if this is what sex really feels like

>Hope it is because this is amazing

>On the verge of losing it

>fist piston finally slows down

>Try to catch my breath

>Holy shit that was close

"I have to admit, Nonny. You're pretty gifted down there"

>Pumping replaced with a slow, rhythmic stroke

>Can’t take this forever

"I can tell you're going to be real popular with the girls here"

>Think of all the puss I'm gonna get

>Wonder if any of the girls will give me a BJ behind the bleachers when this is over

>Start frothing at the thought

>Not from my mouth

"Still, it would have been nice to breastfeed you once in a while"

>Notice her chest has been inches from me this whole time

>Never seen them so up close before

>Much bigger than the girls in my grade

>She notices me staring

>Leans in closer

"Looks like you could still use a little more help."

>Massages my swollen testes

>Gives my head a few more decisive pumps

>Feel familiar warmth building in my groin

>Know what's about to happen

>Wish I could do anything to stop it

>roll for composure

>1/20 critical failure

>Entire week of pent up frustration forces itself out of my dick

>bombard gymnasium floor with volley after volley of seed

>She makes a pretend gasp

"Whoopsie! Looks like I spilled some Nonny-batter!"

>ears are ringing

"You should have told me you were so sensitive! Oh well, let’s move on."

>Can't even register what she's saying

>Dick twitching in her hand

>Cum still dribbling down my thighs

>Still trying to regain vision while she pulls out tape measure

>Dick feels completely spent

>Totally flaccid

"Uh-oh! Looks like I overcooked your noodle a little bit, huh Nonny?"

>She jostles my spent penis in her hands, acting surprised

"Wakey wakey, little guy. You're gonna sleep through your big moment!"

>Nothing

"I suppose we'll just have to size you up like this, then."

>She wrestles with my member, trying to keep it straight long enough to measure

>Wonder if she's really even trying

>Desperately try thinking about anything to get hard again

>Sex, tits, blowjobs, orgies…

>*RIIIP*

>Sudden noise interrupts my fantasies

>Turn head toward source of the distraction

>Nurse is tugging a garishly pink diaper out of its newly opened package

>Lays it out on the changing mat and starts fluffing it

>No way

"Tell you what, Anon. Let's just round you up to a solid four, 'kay?"

>This isn't happening

>She enters my official measurement before leaning into an intercom

"Janitor to station seven. Accidental discharge"

>Hear roaring laughter from the bleachers

>She ushers me to the nurse at the changing station

"This nice lady is going to get you into your diapers before you have another mishap, okay Nonny?"

>Feel completely paralyzed

>Finally confiscates the pants from around my ankles

"Don’t worry about these. We’ll throw them out for you."

>Nurse takes my wrists and lowers me onto the unfolded diaper

>Full panic mode

>"Wait! Measure me again!"

>No response. Nurse reaches for baby powder.

>Breath starts to quiver

>Eyes getting wet

>"Just one more time! I don't belong in diapers!"

>Still nothing. Nurse spreads my legs

>Practically bawling at this point

>Everyone outside the curtain can definitely hear me but I don't care

>"Please! I swear I'm big enough!"

>Nurse, clearly agitated, plunks a pacifier in my mouth

>Wail into the rubber nipple until I'm out of breath

>Watch through tears as my limp member is buried under a pile of nursery-scented snow

>It's over

>Squeeze my eyes shut. Wish to be anywhere else

>Brace for the diaper to be pulled up and for my newfound babyhood to be sealed against my waist

>Nothing happens

>Suckle pacifier for comfort

>still nothing

>Feel nurse take my penis in her hand

>Something is being fastened to the base of my shaft

>Feel some pressure on my testicles, too

>Holy shit it worked

>Nurse is going to help me get stiff again

>I'm actually going to get a real measurement

>I'm not going to end up as one of those diapered losers

>I'm going to be a big boy

>Snap my eyes open and gleefully look toward nurse

>Just in time to watch her guide my manhood into the plastic sleeve of a chastity cage

"Little boys who have sticky accidents need to wear these for extra protection"

>*click*

>My whole body is numb

>Struggling to contemplate what just happened

>Cut short by a sudden prod against my rectum

"Try to stay calm, sweetie. I just need to make sure this fits you before we can continue."

>Finger starts coaxing its way into my backdoor

>Try to squeal, but I'm beyond exhaustion at this point

>Can only manage to suckle and squirm while the nurse rummages around inside me

>I should be in the bleachers with the other big boys right now

>I should be bragging about my size to impress all the girls

>Not laying on a changing mat getting finger fucked by the school nurse

>What used to be my impressive erection has been replaced by a pink bauble dangling on my crotch

>Suckle a little faster as my arousal starts to build against my will

>My penis searches for room to breathe, but is easily subdued by the cage

>Nurse looks satisfied with the results, but continues her torment

>Her motions become more focused and her finger burrows deeper

>Nurse expertly reaches her destination

>Member jolts to life as nurse puts pressure on the special spot within me

>My plastic prison twitches and bobs with every poke and prod she makes against it

>Warm feeling starts to return

>Not the same as before

>Never felt so simultaneously aroused and unstimulated

>Manhood screaming for any kind of contact

>Clench down on my paci as my writhing becomes full blown thrashing

"That's it. Make sure it's on nice and snug"

>Buck hips in the air, desperate for any kind of stimulation

>Cage bucks with me, but doesn't release its clutches on my touch-starved member

>All of my flailing causes the powder on my crotch to scatter everywhere

>Nurse gives me a patronizing look

"Aww. You just make one mess after another, don't you?"

>Changing mat and everything around it is covered in baby powder

>Head resting mere feet from my shameful puddle of spunk

>Wonder if the shrimplets made this much of a mess during their inspections

>Realize they probably didn't

>Realize I didn't care

>Just want to cum

>Tears rolling down face

"I think it's time to finish up here"

>Hope she means what I think she means

>Finger slowly retreats from my rectum

>Realize she doesn't

>Nurse casually cleans up while I continue to writhe

>Sob in dismay and try to wordlessly beg her to give me release

"Oh don't worry, little one. I'll give you more powder."

>A fresh layer is sprinkled over my smoldering loins

>See the diaper print for the first time as it’s pulled up between my legs

>Princess Priscilla and her Pretty Pastel Pony are doing a playful pose right where my thundercock used to be

>Manage one final whimper as the diaper is taped shut over the throbbing remnants of my manhood

"All set! Let's get you back to the others"

>Get a firm squeeze on the front of my padding

>Feel nothing beneath the cage

>Nurse takes my hand and guides my through the privacy curtain

>Janitor waiting just outside. Glares at me

>Everyone in the bleachers finally gets to see who blew his load on inspection day

>Hysterical laughter fills the gym as the nurse guides me toward the playpen and helps me in

>Look around at others

>A few give me sympathetic looks, others trying to cope themselves

>Some are already wet

>I don't belong here

>a group from the bleachers come down to see me

>They start to mockingly parrot my pleas from earlier

"wAit! I swEAr I'm BiG ENOuGh!"

>One starts groping my padding

"Sure doesn't feel that way! Is anything even under there?"

>My crippled manhood struggles to respond, but can only strain against the rigid walls of its new enclosure

"I can’t believe Stephanie used to date you.”

>Another one chimes in

>"Hey! Aren't you the one that was jerking off in the waiting line?"

>Another wave of laughter

"Oh my god that WAS him! I guess he was eager to get his pampers on!"

"Poor little guy was jealous of all the diaperboys getting to go before him."

"Looks like the wait was worth it. You got the cutest diapers of the bunch!"

>The fondling continues. My mind is too clouded to pull away

>This will be the closest I get to a sexual encounter with a woman now

>Grind my diaper against their groping hands

>Warmth starts building again

>Worm twitches in its cage despite almost total lack of physical stimulation

>Ignore the fact that all my former peers are watching me hump a girl’s palm

>Laughter from the crowd fades to the back of my mind

>Moans slip out from behind my paci

>Push as hard as I can to force myself to a climax

> I’m rewarded with a forceful torrent of urine that sprays through the slit in my cage

>Princess Priscilla and her Party Pals are stained yellow as the wetness spreads through my diaper

"Oh my god! He just pissed himself!"

>Bawl to myself as my last chance of relief climbs back up the bleachers

>The soaked padding clings to my skin as a constant reminder of what I did

>Legacy forever cemented as the babydick diaper pervert

>Everyone starts calling me Squirt

>Parents never treat me like a grownup again

>Say I soiled their family reputation like I soil my Pampers

>College fund gets spent converting my bedroom into a nursery

>This is my new life