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[Afterstuck] Cary and Tophet meet

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  1. [11:17] * emptyMetacog [EM] began trolling phantomAbsolution [PA]
  2. [11:17] <emptyMetacog> Hell0.
  3. [11:18] <phantomAbsolution> Hello?
  4. [11:18] <phantomAbsolution> Can I help?
  5. [11:19] <emptyMetacog> Yes, that w0uld be g00d. 0n the m0re publlc f0rum, y0u sp0ke 0f exchange wlth 0thers.
  6. [11:20] <emptyMetacog> Can y0u g0 lnt0 m0re detall 0n that?
  7. [11:23] <phantomAbsolution> Sure, but I do have to ask: Who are you?
  8. [11:23] <phantomAbsolution> Love to go and give a guide, but I don't want Specs breathin' down my neck
  9. [11:24] <emptyMetacog> 0h. L am 0ne 0f the newc0mers t0 that same f0rum. My name ls t0phet.
  10. [11:25] <phantomAbsolution> Well 'owaya, Tophet. Name's Cary
  11. [11:26] <emptyMetacog> Hell0.
  12. [11:26] <phantomAbsolution> An' yer must be a troll, from al' dohs '0's you've got 'eadin'.
  13. [11:27] <emptyMetacog> Yes.
  14. [11:28] <phantomAbsolution> Gran' ter 'ear. Tell me, 'oy friendly are dees locals?
  15. [11:29] <emptyMetacog> N0t.
  16. [11:31] <phantomAbsolution> Den you've got yerself a problem. Any trade skills yer can use? Ah've got sum 'ealin', per take.
  17. [11:32] <emptyMetacog> N0t ln partlcular. L supp0se L can flsh.
  18. [11:34] <phantomAbsolution> Stop de lights! They got a gran' supply av grub 'eadin'?
  19. [11:35] <emptyMetacog> L am n0t sure.
  20. [11:36] <phantomAbsolution> Damn. Yer at laest nu if they ayte cod?
  21. [11:37] <emptyMetacog> L expect they pr0bably c0uld.
  22. [11:38] <phantomAbsolution> Cud? Waat are they?
  23. [11:38] <emptyMetacog> Tr0lls?
  24. [11:39] <phantomAbsolution> Whaen why yer actin' unsure aboyt whether they can ayte cod?
  25. [11:40] <emptyMetacog> Because y0u asked. Why w0uld they n0t be able t0?
  26. [11:43] <phantomAbsolution> Sum folks jist ain't roi in de noggin.
  27. [11:44] <phantomAbsolution> So, yer can cod, yer guess. Waat aboyt blatherin' ter dem? Yer nade ter 'av a way av speakin' withoyt gettin' stabbed
  28. [11:44] <emptyMetacog> N0t gettlng hurt ls my g0al. Lt ls n0t w0rklng s0 far.
  29. [11:48] <phantomAbsolution> Way oi started wus by not approachin' dem but leavin' dem gifts, signs dat oi wasn't oyt ter git dem. Also, don't try an open carcass, they allerge dat much.
  30. [11:49] <emptyMetacog> L see. L wlll try that.
  31. [11:50] <phantomAbsolution> Before yer go, 'ow'd yer git a computer withoyt tradin'?
  32. [11:50] <emptyMetacog> L st0le lt.
  33. [11:50] <emptyMetacog> L mean L f0und lt.
  34. [11:51] <phantomAbsolution> From de lads you're tryin' ter befriend?
  35. [11:51] <emptyMetacog> Fr0m a dlfferent 0ne.
  36. [11:53] <phantomAbsolution> Gran'. 'Av yer stole at al' from dees partners?
  37. [11:53] <emptyMetacog> N0.
  38. [11:54] <phantomAbsolution> Den you're 'alfway dare already. Gettin' people ter stop 'atin' yer is lashings easier whaen you've not nabbed their shoite.
  39. [11:55] <emptyMetacog> 1 kn0w. 1 have d0ne research 0n the t0plc, but n0ne 0f lt has seemed t0 help s0 far.
  40. [11:59] <phantomAbsolution> Well, 'oy chucker yer luk? Yer dressed in bleedin rags an' faces av foes?
  41. [12:00] <emptyMetacog> What?
  42. [12:02] <phantomAbsolution> Ok. What do you look like? No-one wants to be friend with a man who is wearing the bloody faces of his enemy.
  43. [12:03] <emptyMetacog> L am n0t bl00dy at all.
  44. [12:06] <phantomAbsolution> A star'. But do yer luk civil?
  45. [12:06] <emptyMetacog> l thlnk s0. At least as much as they d0.
  46. [12:09] <phantomAbsolution> If they're trolls, waat's their colour an' yers? Doesn't dat matter ter yer lads.
  47. [12:10] <emptyMetacog> L am n0t sure what thelrs are. L dld n0t l00k because L felt lt w0uld be rude. But L am rustblood. At the b0tt0m.
  48. [12:14] <phantomAbsolution> Oi understan', oi tink. 'uh, maybe they're jist shuk.
  49. [12:16] <emptyMetacog> Maybe. But then what d0 L d0?
  50. [12:21] <phantomAbsolution> Me advise? try de bread baskets. If yer canny git into their 'earts by givin' dem waat they want, den yer may jist wish ter gie up on de idea.
  51. [12:22] <emptyMetacog> L d0n't want t0 glve up.
  52. [12:28] <phantomAbsolution> Maybe yer cud catch wan on their own? make lads wi' wan, an' yer can snowball from dare.
  53. [12:28] <phantomAbsolution> Or yer cud approach dem wi' a white flag, if that's waat yer trolls use.
  54. [12:29] <emptyMetacog> L wlll try b0th. But what d0 y0u mean by sn0wball?
  55. [12:30] <phantomAbsolution> Starts wee, builds up quickly, gettin' bigger wi' time.
  56. [12:31] <emptyMetacog> L see.
  57. [12:31] <emptyMetacog> Then yes, L wlll certalnly try lt.
  58. [12:34] <phantomAbsolution> 'Av yer only been stealin' so far? Or 'av yer got sum other way av gettin' stuff?
  59. [12:37] <emptyMetacog> L sald L f0und them. L dld n0t steal.
  60. [12:40] <phantomAbsolution> Ahh, oi git yer. Sorry.
  61. [12:40] <phantomAbsolution> Wha ye fend dem?
  62. [12:41] <emptyMetacog> Ln s0me empty hlves, m0stly.
  63. [12:47] <phantomAbsolution> Gran' so, oi can git dat. so, why ye even on de cultist forums?
  64. [12:49] <emptyMetacog> L was prlmarlly l00klng f0r help.
  65. [12:54] <phantomAbsolution> Wi' tradin'? or somethin' more?
  66. [12:56] <emptyMetacog> Wlth qulte a few thlngs. Thank y0u f0r y0ur help wlth thls 0ne.
  67. [12:58] <phantomAbsolution> 'Ah, oi'm assumin' oi'm gonna 'av ter send a few bread baskets av me own ter craic dat nut.
  68. [12:59] <emptyMetacog> Lt ls n0t a g00d thlng t0 crack. L m0stly need t0 learn as much as p0sslble.
  69. [13:02] <phantomAbsolution> Nigh that's somethin' oi can git behind. Oi learn meself, but proobably somethin' else
  70. [13:05] <emptyMetacog> 0f c0urse. L belleve m0st pe0ple tend t0 have thlngs they need t0 learn m0re ab0ut.
  71. [13:12] <phantomAbsolution> Ahh, but dat doesn't make people join cult sites withoyt gran' call.
  72. [13:14] <emptyMetacog> S0me 0f th0se thlngs t0 learn are... less than sav0ry.
  73. [13:15] <phantomAbsolution> Oi study blud magic an' life. Don't blather aboyt 'unsavory'
  74. [13:18] <emptyMetacog> Lnterestlng.
  75. [13:19] <phantomAbsolution> So what's yisser poison den?
  76. [13:20] <emptyMetacog> What?
  77. [13:24] <phantomAbsolution> What is it you're looking for?
  78. [13:24] <phantomAbsolution> I've spent more time here then yourself, I might know something
  79. [13:25] <emptyMetacog> Thlngs that are... wr0ng.
  80. [13:25] <emptyMetacog> Lf that makes sense.
  81. [13:27] <phantomAbsolution> You're on a cultist forum. We've got more wrong den roi
  82. [13:28] <emptyMetacog> L kn0w. That ls why L came.
  83. [13:29] <phantomAbsolution> Ye dippin' into de more existentialist side av de insanity pond?
  84. [13:30] <emptyMetacog> Perhaps L am.
  85. [13:30] <phantomAbsolution> Not me forte, but oi can be av sum use.
  86. [13:31] <phantomAbsolution> Is it de Specs? they what's botherin' yer?
  87. [13:31] <emptyMetacog> The whats?
  88. [13:35] <phantomAbsolution> Spectres. 'Benevolent' fuckers dat came in an' bordered on genocide. pushed us 'umans an' trolls together.
  89. [13:35] <emptyMetacog> 0h. Spectres. Yes.
  90. [13:36] <phantomAbsolution> Is they what's got yisser feathers in a ruffle?
  91. [13:37] <emptyMetacog> L supp0se ln part. A llttle blt.
  92. [13:38] <phantomAbsolution> In part? Existentialism withoyt de specs is askin' for a belt on de door. But dat ain't my prob'm. Yer lookin' for a purpose den?
  93. [13:39] <emptyMetacog> L supp0se.
  94. [13:40] <phantomAbsolution> Warmer, but we ain't dare yet.
  95. [13:40] <phantomAbsolution> Ye jist feelin' a bit lost?
  96. [13:41] <emptyMetacog> Yes. L0st ls a g00d w0rd f0r me. L thlnk.
  97. [13:43] <phantomAbsolution> Ahh, de worst form av existentialism. Fale for yer. so, 'Ow'd yer end up dare?
  98. [13:43] <emptyMetacog> My b0at came t0 rest here.
  99. [13:44] <phantomAbsolution> Cum wi' yer animal? Da' troll animal tin'?
  100. [13:45] <emptyMetacog> N0. My lusus ls g0ne.
  101. [13:47] <phantomAbsolution> On yer own de whole trip?
  102. [13:48] <emptyMetacog> 0n my 0wn n0w. We g0t separated recently.
  103. [13:49] <phantomAbsolution> Why'd yer go in de first place?
  104. [13:50] <emptyMetacog> What d0 y0u mean?
  105. [13:52] <phantomAbsolution> Well wan day yer sat yerself on a boat an' sailed into de unknown. Why?
  106. [13:52] <emptyMetacog> L d0n't remember. Lt was a l0ng tlme ag0. Pr0bably f0r my lusus.
  107. [13:54] <phantomAbsolution> So most av yisser memory is on dat boat den? Oi imagine you've got a water animal den? Explains da' love 'ar bass.
  108. [13:56] <emptyMetacog> Lt c0uld swlm.
  109. [13:58] <phantomAbsolution> Gran' ter 'ear. It teach yer ter fish den?
  110. [14:00] <emptyMetacog> N0. Lt usually let me eat lt's scraps.
  111. [14:01] <phantomAbsolution> Kind, oi tink?
  112. [14:01] <phantomAbsolution> Oi don't nu, never understud dem meself.
  113. [14:02] <emptyMetacog> Klnd, yes.
  114. [14:04] <phantomAbsolution> Gran' ter 'ear. Why'd they leave?
  115. [14:05] <emptyMetacog> L belleve they slmply g0t l0st and c0uldn't flnd thelr way back.
  116. [14:07] <phantomAbsolution> An interestin' problem whaen oyt at sea. 'Ow long 'dya wait for dem?
  117. [14:08] <emptyMetacog> Perhaps a few weeks. L dld n0t keep track 0f the tlme.
  118. [14:08] <emptyMetacog> But what 0f y0urself? D0 y0u have a lusus 0f y0ur 0wn?
  119. [14:09] <phantomAbsolution> A fair amount. Wus dis whaen yer started feelin' lost, or another time?
  120. [14:11] <emptyMetacog> After. L arrlved here, and all the 0ther tr0lls seem t0 hate me f0r n0 reas0n.
  121. [14:12] <phantomAbsolution> You're alien de dem, they don't nu yer.
  122. [14:12] <phantomAbsolution> Prolly tink you're dare ter aff 'em.
  123. [14:13] <emptyMetacog> That seems sllly. Why w0uld L d0 that lntentl0nally?
  124. [14:15] <phantomAbsolution> Oi tart it wus common for 'ighbloods ter? Or anti-spec twats. May tink you're wan av dem.
  125. [14:23] <emptyMetacog> But L l00k llke a tr0ll.
  126. [14:27] <phantomAbsolution> Eh, accent's dropped for this one. Maybe they think you're a Highblood or an Anarchist / Anti-Spectre terrorist? Why else is some vagabond going to show up on the borders of town without reason?
  127. [14:30] <emptyMetacog> Because my b0at arrlved there.
  128. [14:31] <phantomAbsolution> You're tinkin aboyt is as someone dat understands / gives a shoite.
  129. [14:31] <phantomAbsolution> They don't gie two fucks, they're jist worried.
  130. [14:32] <emptyMetacog> L supp0se...
  131. [14:34] <phantomAbsolution> An' that's 'oy you've got ter do it. Ask yerself what's in it for dem an' fix dat. Den they'll feckin love yer.
  132. [14:37] <emptyMetacog> 0kay! L wlll glve them glfts.
  133. [14:37] <emptyMetacog> Thank y0u s0 much f0r y0ur help.
  134. [14:39] <phantomAbsolution> Naw problem, 'appy ter.
  135. [14:40] <phantomAbsolution> An' if you're ever feelin' lonely, gie me a message. Us twats 'av ter luk oyt for each other
  136. [14:40] <emptyMetacog> L wlll certalnly d0 s0.
  137. [14:40] <emptyMetacog> 0h, what was y0ur name agaln?
  138. [14:41] <phantomAbsolution> Cary. Cary Ó Broin.
  139. [14:41] <emptyMetacog> Rlght, that was lt. N0w L remember.
  140. [14:42] <phantomAbsolution> Clap yer raun, Tophet.
  141. [14:43] <emptyMetacog> What?
  142. [14:45] <phantomAbsolution> Catch you round
  143. [14:45] <phantomAbsolution> Sorry
  144. [14:46] <emptyMetacog> 0h.
  145. [14:46] <emptyMetacog> Yes, L wlll catch y0u r0und as well, Cary.
  146. [14:46] <emptyMetacog> Thank y0u agaln.
  147. [14:46] * emptyMetacog [EM] ceased trolling phantomAbsolution [PA]
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