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  1.  
  2. Visiting Floundry in clan VIP lounge
  3.  
  4. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
  5. Player Snapshot
  6. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
  7.  
  8. > moon
  9.  
  10. August 24, 2017 - Martinus 7
  11.  
  12. Ronald: third quarter
  13. Grimace: waxing gibbous
  14. Mini-moon: in back, near Ronald
  15.  
  16. Generic Summer Holiday: 4 days
  17. Dependence Day: 13 days
  18. Arrrbor Day: 21 days
  19. Labór Day: 31 days
  20. Halloween: 41 days
  21. Feast of Boris: 48 days
  22. Yuletide: 53 days
  23. Festival of Jarlsberg: 58 days
  24. Valentine's Day: 69 days
  25. St. Sneaky Pete's Day: 76 days
  26. Oyster Egg Day: 83 days
  27. El Dia De Los Muertos Borrachos: 91 days
  28.  
  29.  
  30. 2 days until Muscle.
  31.  
  32.  
  33. > status
  34.  
  35. Name: Arbos
  36. Class: Pastamancer
  37.  
  38. Lv: 11
  39. HP: 362 / 380
  40. MP: 50 / 655
  41.  
  42. Mus: 145 (62), tnp = 55
  43. Mys: 240 (110), tnp = 32
  44. Mox: 154 (62), tnp = 15
  45.  
  46. Advs: 79
  47. Meat: 46
  48.  
  49. Full: 0 / 15
  50. Drunk: 0 / 14
  51. Spleen: 0 / 15
  52.  
  53.  
  54. > equipment
  55.  
  56. Hat: The Crown of Ed the Undying
  57. Weapon: (none)
  58. Off-hand: basaltamander buckler
  59. Shirt: (none)
  60. Pants: swashbuckling pants
  61.  
  62. Acc. 1: numberwang
  63. Acc. 2: Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
  64. Acc. 3: tiny plastic golden gundam
  65.  
  66. Pet: Intergnat (60 lbs)
  67. Item: astral pet sweater (locked)
  68.  
  69. > skills
  70.  
  71. Uncategorized
  72. - 20/20 Vision
  73. - 5-D Earning Potential
  74. - Abs of Tin
  75. - Alien Source Code
  76. - Ancestral Recall
  77. - Asbestos Heart
  78. - Astute Angler
  79. - Awesome Balls of Fire
  80. - Beardfreeze
  81. - Bend Hell
  82. - Bow-Legged Swagger
  83. - CLEESH
  84. - Calculate the Universe
  85. - Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau
  86. - Chronic Indigestion
  87. - Communism!
  88. - Conjure Relaxing Campfire
  89. - Creepy Lullaby
  90. - Dark Ritual
  91. - Deep Dark Visions
  92. - Dinsey Operations Expert
  93. - Disintegrate
  94. - Drescher's Annoying Noise
  95. - Eggsplosion
  96. - Eldritch Intellect
  97. - Eternal Flame
  98. - Evoke Eldritch Horror
  99. - Fifteen Minutes of Flame
  100. - Firegate
  101. - Frost Bite
  102. - Garbage Nova
  103. - Giant Growth
  104. - Gingerbread Mob Hit
  105. - Grease Lightning
  106. - Healing Salve
  107. - Inappropriate Backrub
  108. - Incredible Self-Esteem
  109. - Licorice Rope
  110. - Lightning Bolt
  111. - Marginally Insane
  112. - Master of the Surprising Fist
  113. - Mathematical Precision
  114. - Maximum Chill
  115. - Meteor Lore
  116. - Mudbath
  117. - Natural Born Scrabbler
  118. - Object Quasi-Permanence
  119. - Olfactory Burnout
  120. - Perfect Freeze
  121. - Psychokinetic Hug
  122. - Pyromania
  123. - Quantum Movement
  124. - Raise Backup Dancer
  125. - Rapid Prototyping
  126. - Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting
  127. - Refusal to Freeze
  128. - Request Sandwich
  129. - Rotten Memories
  130. - Ruthless Efficiency
  131. - Shattering Punch
  132. - Shivering Monkey Technique
  133. - Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  134. - Slimy Shoulders
  135. - Slimy Sinews
  136. - Slimy Synapses
  137. - Snokebomb
  138. - Snowclone
  139. - Speluck
  140. - Stack Lumps
  141. - Steely-Eyed Squint
  142. - Sweet Synthesis
  143. - Thrift and Grift
  144. - Transcendent Olfaction
  145. - Walberg's Dim Bulb
  146.  
  147. Seal Clubber
  148. - Audacity of the Otter
  149. - Batter Up!
  150. - Blubber Up
  151. - Buoyancy of the Beluga
  152. - Cavalcade of Fury
  153. - Claws of the Walrus
  154. - Clobber
  155. - Club Foot
  156. - Cold Shoulder
  157. - Double-Fisted Skull Smashing
  158. - Fortitude of the Muskox
  159. - Furious Wallop
  160. - Harpoon!
  161. - Hibernate
  162. - Hide of the Walrus
  163. - Ire of the Orca
  164. - Lunge Smack
  165. - Lunging Thrust-Smack
  166. - Musk of the Moose
  167. - Northern Explosion
  168. - Northern Exposure
  169. - Precision of the Penguin
  170. - Pride of the Puffin
  171. - Pulverize
  172. - Rage of the Reindeer
  173. - Scowl of the Auk
  174. - Seal Clubbing Frenzy
  175. - Seething of the Snow Leopard
  176. - Snarl of the Timberwolf
  177. - Super-Advanced Meatsmithing
  178. - Thirst of the Weasel
  179. - Thrust-Smack
  180. - Tongue of the Walrus
  181. - Wrath of the Wolverine
  182.  
  183. Turtle Tamer
  184. - Amphibian Sympathy
  185. - Armorcraftiness
  186. - Astral Shell
  187. - Blessing of She-Who-Was
  188. - Blessing of the Storm Tortoise
  189. - Blessing of the War Snapper
  190. - Butts of Steel
  191. - Cold-Blooded Fearlessness
  192. - Empathy of the Newt
  193. - Ghostly Shell
  194. - Headbutt
  195. - Hero of the Half-Shell
  196. - Kneebutt
  197. - Patience of the Tortoise
  198. - Patient Smile
  199. - Pizza Lover
  200. - Reptilian Fortitude
  201. - Shell Up
  202. - Shieldbutt
  203. - Skin of the Leatherback
  204. - Spectral Snapper
  205. - Spiky Shell
  206. - Spirit Boon
  207. - Spirit Snap
  208. - Spirit Vacation
  209. - Stiff Upper Lip
  210. - Summon Leviatuga
  211. - Tao of the Terrapin
  212. - Tenacity of the Snapper
  213. - Testudinal Teachings
  214. - The Long View
  215. - Toss
  216. - Turtle Power
  217. - Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises
  218.  
  219. Pastamancer
  220. - Arched Eyebrow of the Archmage
  221. - Bind Angel Hair Wisp
  222. - Bind Lasagmbie
  223. - Bind Penne Dreadful
  224. - Bind Spaghetti Elemental
  225. - Bind Spice Ghost
  226. - Bind Undead Elbow Macaroni
  227. - Bind Vampieroghi
  228. - Bind Vermincelli
  229. - Bringing Up the Rear
  230. - Cannelloni Cannon
  231. - Cannelloni Cocoon
  232. - Entangling Noodles
  233. - Fearful Fettucini
  234. - Flavour of Magic
  235. - Lasagna Bandages
  236. - Leash of Linguini
  237. - Manicotti Meditation
  238. - Pastamastery
  239. - Ravioli Shurikens
  240. - Shield of the Pastalord
  241. - Spaghetti Spear
  242. - Spirit of Ravioli
  243. - Spirit of Rigatoni
  244. - Springy Fusilli
  245. - Stuffed Mortar Shell
  246. - Subtle and Quick to Anger
  247. - Tempuramancy
  248. - Thrall Unit Tactics
  249. - Tolerance of the Kitchen
  250. - Transcendent Al Dente
  251. - Transcendental Noodlecraft
  252. - Utensil Twist
  253. - Weapon of the Pastalord
  254. - Wizard Squint
  255.  
  256. Sauceror
  257. - Advanced Saucecrafting
  258. - Antibiotic Saucesphere
  259. - Blood Sugar Sauce Magic
  260. - Curse of Marinara
  261. - Curse of Vichyssoise
  262. - Curse of Weaksauce
  263. - Curse of the Thousand Islands
  264. - Deep Saucery
  265. - Diminished Gag Reflex
  266. - Elemental Saucesphere
  267. - Expert Panhandling
  268. - Icy Glare
  269. - Impetuous Sauciness
  270. - Inner Sauce
  271. - Intrinsic Spiciness
  272. - Irrepressible Spunk
  273. - Itchy Curse Finger
  274. - Jalapeño Saucesphere
  275. - Master Saucier
  276. - Salsaball
  277. - Sauce Contemplation
  278. - Sauce Monocle
  279. - Saucecicle
  280. - Saucegeyser
  281. - Saucemaven
  282. - Saucestorm
  283. - Saucy Salve
  284. - Scarysauce
  285. - Simmer
  286. - Soul Saucery
  287. - Stream of Sauce
  288. - The Way of Sauce
  289. - Wave of Sauce
  290. - Wry Smile
  291.  
  292. Disco Bandit
  293. - Advanced Cocktailcrafting
  294. - Adventurer of Leisure
  295. - Ambidextrous Funkslinging
  296. - Deft Hands
  297. - Disco Aerobics
  298. - Disco Bravado
  299. - Disco Dance 3: Back in the Habit
  300. - Disco Dance II: Electric Boogaloo
  301. - Disco Dance of Doom
  302. - Disco Eye-Poke
  303. - Disco Face Stab
  304. - Disco Fever
  305. - Disco Greed
  306. - Disco Inferno
  307. - Disco Leer
  308. - Disco Nap
  309. - Disco Shank
  310. - Disco Smirk
  311. - Disco State of Mind
  312. - Flashy Dancer
  313. - Frantic Gyrations
  314. - Heart of Polyester
  315. - Knife in the Dark
  316. - Mad Looting Skillz
  317. - Nimble Fingers
  318. - Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation
  319. - Salacious Cocktailcrafting
  320. - Sensitive Fingers
  321. - Smooth Movement
  322. - Suckerpunch
  323. - Superhuman Cocktailcrafting
  324. - Tango of Terror
  325. - That's Not a Knife
  326. - Tricky Knifework
  327.  
  328. Accordion Thief
  329. - Accordion Appreciation
  330. - Accordion Bash
  331. - Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  332. - Bawdy Refrain
  333. - Benetton's Medley of Diversity
  334. - Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption
  335. - Cadenza
  336. - Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
  337. - Chorale of Companionship
  338. - Cletus's Canticle of Celerity
  339. - Concerto de los Muertos
  340. - Cone of Zydeco
  341. - Crab Claw Technique
  342. - Dirge of Dreadfulness
  343. - Dissonant Riff
  344. - Donho's Bubbly Ballad
  345. - Elron's Explosive Etude
  346. - Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  347. - Five Finger Discount
  348. - Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction
  349. - Knowing Smile
  350. - Mariachi Memory
  351. - Master Accordion Master Thief
  352. - Moxie of the Mariachi
  353. - Prelude of Precision
  354. - Sing
  355. - Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority
  356. - Sticky Fingers
  357. - Suspicious Gaze
  358. - The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder
  359. - The Magical Mojomuscular Melody
  360. - The Moxious Madrigal
  361. - The Ode to Booze
  362. - The Polka of Plenty
  363. - The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
  364. - The Psalm of Pointiness
  365. - The Sonata of Sneakiness
  366. - Thief Among the Honorable
  367. - Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  368.  
  369. Conditional
  370. - Dismiss Pasta Thrall
  371. - KGB tranquilizer dart
  372. - Spirit of Bacon Grease
  373. - Spirit of Cayenne
  374. - Spirit of Garlic
  375. - Spirit of Nothing
  376. - Spirit of Peppermint
  377. - Spirit of Wormwood
  378.  
  379. Heavy Rains
  380. - Lightning Bolt
  381.  
  382. Ed
  383. - Mild Curse
  384.  
  385. Gnome Trainer
  386. - Cosmic Ugnderstanding
  387. - Gnefarious Pickpocketing
  388. - Gnomish Hardigness
  389. - Powers of Observatiogn
  390. - Torso Awaregness
  391.  
  392.  
  393. > effects
  394.  
  395. 2 of 4 AT buffs active.
  396. Reptilian Fortitude (3)
  397. Tenacity of the Snapper (3)
  398. Elemental Saucesphere (7)
  399. Spiky Shell (7)
  400. Astral Shell (8)
  401. Blubbered Up (8)
  402. Disco Fever (8)
  403. ? Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (8)
  404. Ghostly Shell (8)
  405. Rage of the Reindeer (8)
  406. Springy Fusilli (8)
  407. Walberg's Dim Bulb (8)
  408. Singer's Faithful Ocelot (9)
  409. Starry-Eyed (10)
  410. Total Protonic Reversal (10)
  411. Empathy (13)
  412. ? Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (13)
  413. Adventurer's Best Friendship (14)
  414. Leash of Linguini (18)
  415. Pasta Oneness (18)
  416. Pride of the Puffin (18)
  417. Saucemastery (18)
  418. ? Wry Smile (18)
  419. Brother Corsican's Blessing (20)
  420. Puzzle Champ (25)
  421. Drescher's Annoying Noise (28)
  422. Rational Thought (29)
  423. items.enh (100)
  424. meat.enh (100)
  425. Shield of the Pastalord (174)
  426. familiar.enq (200)
  427. Spirit of Peppermint (?)
  428.  
  429.  
  430. > modifiers
  431.  
  432. ML: +83
  433. Enc: -5.00%
  434. Init: +198.00%
  435.  
  436. Exp: +19.28
  437. Meat: +140.00%
  438. Item: +234.45%
  439.  
  440.  
  441. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
  442.  
  443.  
  444. Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room
  445. You acquire an item: stuffed stinky gravy fairy
  446. Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room
  447. Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room
  448. You acquire an item: stuffed hand turkey
  449.  
  450. Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
  451.  
  452. Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
  453. You acquire an item: stuffed teddy butler
  454.  
  455. Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
  456.  
  457. use 1 infinite BACON machine
  458. You acquire BACON (100)
  459.  
  460. familiar Space Jellyfish (42 lbs)
  461.  
  462. Visiting the Swimmy Little Fishes and Such
  463. Encounter: Approach the Jellyfish
  464. Took choice 1219/1: Harvest Jelly
  465. choice.php?whichchoice=1219&option=1&pwd
  466. You acquire an item: sea jelly
  467. Took choice 1219/1: unknown
  468. choice.php?whichchoice=1219&option=1
  469.  
  470. familiar Intergnat (50 lbs)
  471.  
  472. cast 1 Communism!
  473. You gain 1 Meat
  474.  
  475. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_handledown
  476. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  477. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  478. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  479. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  480. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  481. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  482. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  483. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  484. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  485. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  486. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  487. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_handleup
  488. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button6
  489.  
  490. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dispenser
  491. You acquire an item: splendid martini
  492. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dispenser
  493. You acquire an item: splendid martini
  494. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dispenser
  495. You acquire an item: splendid martini
  496. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_drawer2
  497. You acquire exploding cigar (3)
  498. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_drawer1
  499. You acquire exploding cigar (3)
  500. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_daily
  501. You acquire an item: golden gun
  502. You acquire golden gum (3)
  503. You acquire an item: tiny plastic golden gundam
  504. > Done.
  505.  
  506. Collecting Meat from Swiss piggy bank
  507. You gain 1,000 Meat
  508.  
  509. buy 2 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
  510. You spent 94 Meat
  511. You acquire chewing gum on a string (2)
  512.  
  513. use 1 chewing gum on a string
  514. You acquire an item: stolen accordion
  515.  
  516. use 1 chewing gum on a string
  517. You acquire an item: disco mask
  518.  
  519. buy 2 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
  520. You spent 94 Meat
  521. You acquire chewing gum on a string (2)
  522.  
  523. use 1 chewing gum on a string
  524. You acquire an item: Hollandaise helmet
  525.  
  526. use 1 chewing gum on a string
  527. You acquire an item: worthless knick-knack
  528.  
  529. buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
  530. You spent 47 Meat
  531. You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
  532.  
  533. add to closet: 1 worthless knick-knack
  534.  
  535. use 1 chewing gum on a string
  536. You acquire an item: worthless trinket
  537.  
  538. take from closet: 1 worthless knick-knack
  539. You acquire an item: worthless knick-knack
  540.  
  541. trading 2 worthless items for 2 ten-leaf clovers
  542. You acquire ten-leaf clover (2)
  543.  
  544. Use 2 ten-leaf clover
  545. You acquire disassembled clover (2)
  546.  
  547. Talking to the Crackpot Mystic
  548. > You have the latest use_for_items.txt. Will not check again today.
  549. Took choice 664/1: Sure, old man. Tell me all about it.
  550. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=664&option=1&choiceform1=Sure%252C%2Bold%2Bman.%2B%2BTell%2Bme%2Ball%2Babout%2Bit.
  551. Took choice 664/1: Against my better judgment, yes.
  552. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=664&option=1&choiceform1=Against%2Bmy%2Bbetter%2Bjudgment%252C%2Byes.
  553. Took choice 664/1: Er, sure, I guess so...
  554. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=664&option=1&choiceform1=Er%2C%2Bsure%2C%2BI%2Bguess%2Bso...
  555. You acquire an item: continuum transfunctioner
  556.  
  557. pull: 1 1952 Mickey Mantle card
  558.  
  559. autosell: 1 1952 Mickey Mantle card
  560. You gain 10,000 Meat
  561. > Hello Arbos, time to explode!
  562. > This is version: 1205 Mafia: 18194
  563. > This is day 2.
  564. > Turns played: 232 current adventures: 79
  565. > Current Ascension: Standard
  566.  
  567. Worshiping at the Shrine to the Barrel God
  568. Took choice 1100/1: Protection
  569. choice.php?whichchoice=1100&option=1
  570. You acquire an item: barrel lid
  571. teatree cuppa Sobrie tea
  572. You acquire an item: cuppa Sobrie tea
  573.  
  574. Visiting the 11th Precinct Headquarters
  575. You acquire cop dollar (3)
  576. Took choice 1193/1: Take a case (3 more cases today)
  577. choice.php?whichchoice=1193&option=1
  578.  
  579. wham.php?visit=1
  580. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=1
  581. wham.php?visit=2
  582. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=2
  583. wham.php?visit=3
  584. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=3
  585. wham.php?visit=4
  586. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=4
  587. wham.php?ask=1&visit=4
  588. wham.php?visit=5
  589. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=5
  590. wham.php?ask=1&visit=5
  591. wham.php?visit=6
  592. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=6
  593. wham.php?visit=7
  594. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=7
  595. wham.php?visit=8
  596. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=8
  597. wham.php?ask=rel&w=1&visit=8
  598. wham.php?accuse=4&visit=4
  599. You acquire cop dollar (3)
  600. > Solved the case in 73 minutes, earning 2 bonus dollars.
  601.  
  602. Visiting the 11th Precinct Headquarters
  603. Took choice 1193/1: Take a case (2 more cases today)
  604. choice.php?whichchoice=1193&option=1
  605.  
  606. wham.php?visit=1
  607. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=1
  608. wham.php?ask=7&visit=1
  609. wham.php?accuse=7&visit=7
  610. You acquire cop dollar (3)
  611. > Solved the case in 14 minutes, earning 11 bonus dollars.
  612.  
  613. Visiting the 11th Precinct Headquarters
  614. Took choice 1193/1: Take a case (1 more case today)
  615. choice.php?whichchoice=1193&option=1
  616.  
  617. wham.php?visit=1
  618. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=1
  619. wham.php?visit=2
  620. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=2
  621. wham.php?ask=rel&w=1&visit=2
  622. wham.php?visit=3
  623. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=3
  624. wham.php?ask=1&visit=3
  625. wham.php?accuse=6&visit=6
  626. You acquire cop dollar (3)
  627. > Solved the case in 33 minutes, earning 7 bonus dollars.
  628.  
  629. trading 10 cop dollars for 1 shoe gum
  630. You acquire an item: shoe gum
  631.  
  632. equip weapon Knob Goblin tongs
  633.  
  634. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  635.  
  636. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  637.  
  638. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  639. > Hermit acquistion of: ten-leaf clover
  640.  
  641. buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
  642. You spent 47 Meat
  643. You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
  644.  
  645. use 1 chewing gum on a string
  646. You acquire an item: disco ball
  647.  
  648. buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
  649. You spent 47 Meat
  650. You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
  651.  
  652. use 1 chewing gum on a string
  653. You acquire an item: worthless gewgaw
  654.  
  655. buy 1 antique accordion for 2375 each from Uncle P's Antiques
  656. You spent 2,375 Meat
  657. You acquire an item: antique accordion
  658. > Trying to pull 1 of blackberry galoshes
  659.  
  660. pull: 1 blackberry galoshes
  661.  
  662. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22wet+stew%22
  663.  
  664. buy 1 wet stew for 107 each from shop #79795 on 20170824
  665. > Trying to pull 1 of wet stew
  666.  
  667. pull: 1 wet stew
  668. > Trying to pull 1 of mojo filter
  669.  
  670. pull: 1 mojo filter
  671. > Trying to pull 2 of crudles
  672.  
  673. pull: 2 crudles
  674.  
  675. buy 1 Dramatic? range for 950 each from The General Store
  676. You spent 950 Meat
  677. You acquire an item: Dramatic™ range
  678.  
  679. use 1 Dramatic™ range
  680.  
  681. cast 1 That's Not a Knife
  682. You acquire an item: soap knife
  683.  
  684. add to closet: 1 soap knife
  685.  
  686. [233] Mix 1 perfect ice cube + 1 bottle of rum
  687. You acquire an item: perfect dark and stormy
  688. Crafting used 1 each of bottle of rum and perfect ice cube
  689.  
  690. cast 1 The Ode to Booze
  691. You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (10)
  692.  
  693. drink 1 perfect dark and stormy
  694. You gain 21 Adventures
  695. You gain 1 Muscleboundness
  696. You gain 33 Enchantedness
  697. You gain a Mysticality point!
  698. You gain 10 Chutzpah
  699. You gain 3 Drunkenness
  700. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-3)
  701.  
  702. [233] Cook 1 scrumptious reagent + 1 glass of goat's milk
  703. You acquire an item: milk of magnesium
  704. Crafting used 1 each of glass of goat's milk and scrumptious reagent
  705. > Trying to pull 1 of Boris's key lime pie
  706.  
  707. pull: 1 Boris's key lime pie
  708.  
  709. use 1 milk of magnesium
  710. You acquire an effect: Got Milk (15)
  711.  
  712. eat 1 Boris's key lime pie
  713. You gain 18 Adventures
  714. You gain 32 Strongness
  715. You acquire an item: Boris's key
  716. You gain 4 Fullness
  717. You lose some of an effect: Got Milk (-4)
  718.  
  719. eat 1 crudles
  720. You gain 26 Adventures
  721. You gain 27 Beefiness
  722. You gain a Muscle point!
  723. You gain 5 Fullness
  724. You gain 27 Mana Points
  725. You lose some of an effect: Got Milk (-5)
  726.  
  727. eat 1 crudles
  728. You gain 25 Adventures
  729. You gain 29 Muscleboundness
  730. You gain 5 Fullness
  731. You gain 31 Mana Points
  732. You lose some of an effect: Got Milk (-5)
  733.  
  734. buy 1 fortune cookie for 38 each from The General Store
  735. You spent 38 Meat
  736. You acquire an item: fortune cookie
  737.  
  738. eat 1 fortune cookie
  739. You gain 2 Adventures
  740. You gain 1 Fullness
  741. You lose an effect: Got Milk (-1)
  742. Lucky numbers: 274, 4, 243
  743.  
  744. chew 1 astral energy drink
  745. You gain 33 Adventures
  746.  
  747. use 1 mojo filter
  748.  
  749. chew 1 astral energy drink
  750. You gain 31 Adventures
  751. > Turn(233): Starting with 234 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  752. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 26.537500000000005
  753. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 289.4456264653803
  754. > HP: 370/422, MP: 88/698
  755. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 15/15
  756. > ML: 103 control: 10
  757. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  758.  
  759. use 1 Deck of Every Card
  760.  
  761. [234] Deck of Every Card
  762. play 1952 Mickey Mantle (58)
  763. Encounter: 1952 Mickey Mantle
  764. You acquire an item: 1952 Mickey Mantle card
  765.  
  766. use 1 Deck of Every Card
  767.  
  768. [234] Deck of Every Card
  769. play Sheep (61)
  770. Encounter: Sheep
  771. You acquire stone wool (3)
  772.  
  773. autosell: 1 1952 Mickey Mantle card
  774. You gain 10,000 Meat
  775.  
  776. [234] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
  777. Encounter: The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
  778. Took choice 1222/1: Enter the Tunnel
  779. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1222&option=1
  780.  
  781. [234] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
  782. Encounter: L.O.V. Entrance
  783. > Preadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  784. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
  785. Took choice 1223/1: Fight the Enforcer
  786. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1223&option=1
  787. Encounter: LOV Enforcer NAMED NEIL
  788. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  789.  
  790. [234] Noob Cave
  791. Encounter: LOV Enforcer NAMED NEIL
  792. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  793. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  794. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  795. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 15 damage.
  796. Round 2: LOV Enforcer takes 15 damage.
  797. Round 2: Ben claws at your opponent with filth-caked scratches. ...Wait, I think I mean that the other way around. Anyway, he does 2 damage.
  798. Round 2: LOV Enforcer takes 2 damage.
  799. Round 2: LOV Enforcer drops 5 attack power.
  800. Round 2: LOV Enforcer drops 4 defense.
  801. Round 2: LOV Enforcer takes 2 damage.
  802. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  803. Round 3: LOV Enforcer drops 32 attack power.
  804. Round 3: LOV Enforcer drops 31 defense.
  805. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 10 damage.
  806. Round 3: LOV Enforcer takes 10 damage.
  807. Round 3: Ben rubs up against your opponent's leg, and a bright red rash instantly develops as a horde of teeny-tiny pasta fleas attack for 1 damage.
  808. Round 3: LOV Enforcer takes 1 damage.
  809. Round 3: LOV Enforcer drops 4 attack power.
  810. Round 3: LOV Enforcer drops 4 defense.
  811. Round 3: LOV Enforcer takes 1 damage.
  812. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  813. Round 4: LOV Enforcer takes 4 damage.
  814. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 12 damage.
  815. Round 4: LOV Enforcer takes 12 damage.
  816. Round 4: Ben pauses from always running here and there to viciously bite your opponent for 2 damage with his plague-filled pasta teeth. Al dente, indeed.
  817. Round 4: LOV Enforcer takes 2 damage.
  818. Round 4: LOV Enforcer drops 5 attack power.
  819. Round 4: LOV Enforcer drops 4 defense.
  820. Round 4: LOV Enforcer takes 1 damage.
  821. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  822. Round 5: LOV Enforcer takes 4 damage.
  823. Round 5: You gain 4 hit points
  824. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 9 damage.
  825. Round 5: LOV Enforcer takes 9 damage.
  826. Round 5: Ben delicately nibbles your opponent's leg. So delicately, in fact, that your opponent doesn't even notice until the leg turns black and falls off, causing 2 damage.
  827. Round 5: LOV Enforcer takes 2 damage.
  828. Round 5: LOV Enforcer drops 4 attack power.
  829. Round 5: LOV Enforcer drops 5 defense.
  830. Round 5: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  831. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  832. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 14 damage.
  833. Round 6: LOV Enforcer takes 14 damage.
  834. Round 6: You don't actually see Ben bite your opponent, but you can tell he did because of the swelling. About 2 damage worth of swelling, it looks like.
  835. Round 6: LOV Enforcer takes 2 damage.
  836. Round 6: LOV Enforcer drops 4 attack power.
  837. Round 6: LOV Enforcer drops 6 defense.
  838. Round 6: LOV Enforcer takes 2 damage.
  839. Round 6: You lose 18 hit points
  840. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  841. Round 7: LOV Enforcer drops 5 attack power.
  842. Round 7: LOV Enforcer drops 5 defense.
  843. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 12 damage.
  844. Round 7: LOV Enforcer takes 12 damage.
  845. Round 7: Ben pauses from always running here and there to viciously bite your opponent for 2 damage with his plague-filled pasta teeth. Al dente, indeed.
  846. Round 7: LOV Enforcer takes 2 damage.
  847. Round 7: LOV Enforcer drops 5 attack power.
  848. Round 7: LOV Enforcer drops 4 defense.
  849. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  850. Round 8: LOV Enforcer takes 42 damage.
  851. Round 8: LOV Enforcer takes 42 damage.
  852. Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 11 damage.
  853. Round 8: LOV Enforcer takes 11 damage.
  854. Round 8: Ben leaves 2 damage worth of scratches on your opponent's leg that probably shouldn't be, but are, green.
  855. Round 8: LOV Enforcer takes 2 damage.
  856. Round 8: LOV Enforcer drops 5 attack power.
  857. Round 8: LOV Enforcer drops 5 defense.
  858. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  859. After Battle: You gain 4 Beefiness
  860. After Battle: Ben stands up on his hind legs and sniffs the air, chirping adorably.
  861. After Battle: You gain 16 Mana Points
  862. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  863. You acquire an item: BACON
  864. After Battle: You gain 24 Strongness
  865. After Battle: You gain 67 Magicalness
  866. After Battle: You gain 25 Chutzpah
  867. You gain a Moxie point!
  868. > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  869. Took choice 1224/2: unknown
  870. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1224&option=2
  871.  
  872. [234] Noob Cave
  873. Encounter: L.O.V. Engine Room
  874. You acquire an item: LOV Epaulettes
  875. > Preadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  876. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
  877. Took choice 1225/1: Fight the Engineer
  878. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1225&option=1
  879. Encounter: LOV Engineer AND TESLA!
  880. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  881.  
  882. [234] Noob Cave
  883. Encounter: LOV Engineer AND TESLA!
  884. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  885. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  886. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  887. Round 2: Ben delicately nibbles your opponent's leg. So delicately, in fact, that your opponent doesn't even notice until the leg turns black and falls off, causing 3 damage.
  888. Round 2: LOV Engineer takes 3 damage.
  889. Round 2: LOV Engineer drops 4 attack power.
  890. Round 2: LOV Engineer drops 4 defense.
  891. Round 2: LOV Engineer takes 3 damage.
  892. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  893. Round 3: LOV Engineer drops 31 attack power.
  894. Round 3: LOV Engineer drops 30 defense.
  895. Round 3: Ben scampers adorably around your opponent's ankles, twitching and blinking his adorable red eyes, and when he bites your foe with his adorable little teeth, he leaves adorable puddles of green foam in the adorable little wound, along with 5 damage.
  896. Round 3: LOV Engineer takes 5 damage.
  897. Round 3: LOV Engineer drops 5 attack power.
  898. Round 3: LOV Engineer drops 5 defense.
  899. Round 3: LOV Engineer takes 2 damage.
  900. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  901. Round 4: LOV Engineer takes 9 damage.
  902. Round 4: You don't actually see Ben bite your opponent, but you can tell he did because of the swelling. About 3 damage worth of swelling, it looks like.
  903. Round 4: LOV Engineer takes 3 damage.
  904. Round 4: LOV Engineer drops 4 attack power.
  905. Round 4: LOV Engineer drops 6 defense.
  906. Round 4: LOV Engineer takes 1 damage.
  907. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  908. Round 5: LOV Engineer takes 10 damage.
  909. Round 5: You gain 10 hit points
  910. Round 5: You don't actually see Ben bite your opponent, but you can tell he did because of the swelling. About 3 damage worth of swelling, it looks like.
  911. Round 5: LOV Engineer takes 3 damage.
  912. Round 5: LOV Engineer drops 4 attack power.
  913. Round 5: LOV Engineer drops 4 defense.
  914. Round 5: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  915. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  916. Round 6: Ben bites your opponent for 4 damage, and she gets a disconcerted look on her face as her blood turns into poison.
  917. Round 6: LOV Engineer takes 4 damage.
  918. Round 6: LOV Engineer drops 4 attack power.
  919. Round 6: LOV Engineer drops 5 defense.
  920. Round 6: LOV Engineer takes 3 damage.
  921. Round 6: You lose 17 hit points
  922. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  923. Round 7: LOV Engineer drops 5 attack power.
  924. Round 7: LOV Engineer drops 5 defense.
  925. Round 7: Ben pauses from always running here and there to viciously bite your opponent for 3 damage with his plague-filled pasta teeth. Al dente, indeed.
  926. Round 7: LOV Engineer takes 3 damage.
  927. Round 7: LOV Engineer drops 4 attack power.
  928. Round 7: LOV Engineer drops 5 defense.
  929. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  930. Round 8: LOV Engineer takes 5 damage.
  931. Round 8: LOV Engineer takes 9 damage.
  932. Round 8: Ben scampers adorably around your opponent's ankles, twitching and blinking his adorable red eyes, and when he bites your foe with his adorable little teeth, he leaves adorable puddles of green foam in the adorable little wound, along with 5 damage.
  933. Round 8: LOV Engineer takes 5 damage.
  934. Round 8: LOV Engineer drops 4 attack power.
  935. Round 8: LOV Engineer drops 6 defense.
  936. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  937. Round 9: LOV Engineer takes 5 damage.
  938. Round 9: LOV Engineer takes 5 damage.
  939. Round 9: Ben claws at your opponent with filth-caked scratches. ...Wait, I think I mean that the other way around. Anyway, he does 5 damage.
  940. Round 9: LOV Engineer takes 5 damage.
  941. Round 9: LOV Engineer drops 5 attack power.
  942. Round 9: LOV Engineer drops 4 defense.
  943. Round 9: LOV Engineer takes 5 damage.
  944. Round 9: You lose 14 hit points
  945. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  946. Round 10: LOV Engineer takes 5 damage.
  947. Round 10: LOV Engineer takes 5 damage.
  948. Round 10: Ben delicately nibbles your opponent's leg. So delicately, in fact, that your opponent doesn't even notice until the leg turns black and falls off, causing 3 damage.
  949. Round 10: LOV Engineer takes 3 damage.
  950. Round 10: LOV Engineer drops 5 attack power.
  951. Round 10: LOV Engineer drops 5 defense.
  952. Round 10: LOV Engineer takes 4 damage.
  953. Round 10: You lose 11 hit points
  954. Round 10: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  955. Round 11: LOV Engineer takes 5 damage.
  956. Round 11: LOV Engineer takes 5 damage.
  957. Round 11: Ben claws at your opponent with filth-caked scratches. ...Wait, I think I mean that the other way around. Anyway, he does 5 damage.
  958. Round 11: LOV Engineer takes 5 damage.
  959. Round 11: LOV Engineer drops 4 attack power.
  960. Round 11: LOV Engineer drops 4 defense.
  961. Round 11: LOV Engineer takes 3 damage.
  962. Round 11: You lose 9 hit points
  963. Round 11: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  964. Round 12: LOV Engineer takes 5 damage.
  965. Round 12: LOV Engineer takes 5 damage.
  966. Round 12: Ben pauses from always running here and there to viciously bite your opponent for 5 damage with his plague-filled pasta teeth. Al dente, indeed.
  967. Round 12: LOV Engineer takes 5 damage.
  968. Round 12: LOV Engineer drops 4 attack power.
  969. Round 12: LOV Engineer drops 6 defense.
  970. Round 12: LOV Engineer takes 4 damage.
  971. Round 12: You lose 10 hit points
  972. Round 12: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  973. Round 13: LOV Engineer takes 5 damage.
  974. Round 13: LOV Engineer takes 9 damage.
  975. Round 13: Ben pauses from always running here and there to viciously bite your opponent for 4 damage with his plague-filled pasta teeth. Al dente, indeed.
  976. Round 13: LOV Engineer takes 4 damage.
  977. Round 13: LOV Engineer drops 4 attack power.
  978. Round 13: LOV Engineer drops 4 defense.
  979. Round 13: LOV Engineer takes 5 damage.
  980. Round 13: You lose 9 hit points
  981. Round 13: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  982. Round 14: LOV Engineer takes 5 damage.
  983. Round 14: LOV Engineer takes 5 damage.
  984. Round 14: You don't actually see Ben bite your opponent, but you can tell he did because of the swelling. About 3 damage worth of swelling, it looks like.
  985. Round 14: LOV Engineer takes 3 damage.
  986. Round 14: LOV Engineer drops 4 attack power.
  987. Round 14: LOV Engineer drops 4 defense.
  988. Round 14: LOV Engineer takes 5 damage.
  989. Round 14: You lose 8 hit points
  990. Round 14: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  991. Round 15: LOV Engineer takes 9 damage.
  992. Round 15: LOV Engineer takes 5 damage.
  993. Round 15: Ben claws at your opponent with filth-caked scratches. ...Wait, I think I mean that the other way around. Anyway, he does 3 damage.
  994. Round 15: LOV Engineer takes 3 damage.
  995. Round 15: LOV Engineer drops 4 attack power.
  996. Round 15: LOV Engineer drops 5 defense.
  997. Round 15: Arbos wins the fight!
  998. After Battle: Ben stands up on his hind legs and sniffs the air, chirping adorably.
  999. After Battle: You gain 10 Mana Points
  1000. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  1001. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  1002. After Battle: You gain 80 Mana Points
  1003. You acquire an item: BACON
  1004. After Battle: You gain 26 Strengthliness
  1005. After Battle: You gain 71 Magicalness
  1006. After Battle: You gain 19 Smarm
  1007. > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  1008. Took choice 1226/3: unknown
  1009. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1226&option=3
  1010.  
  1011. [234] Noob Cave
  1012. Encounter: L.O.V. Elbow Room
  1013. You acquire an effect: Wandering Eye Surgery (50)
  1014. > Preadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  1015. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
  1016. Took choice 1227/1: Fight the Equivocator
  1017. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1227&option=1
  1018. Encounter: LOV Equivocator WITH SCIENCE!
  1019. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  1020. Round 1: LOV Equivocator takes 4 damage.
  1021. Round 1: You lose 32 hit points
  1022.  
  1023. [234] Noob Cave
  1024. Encounter: LOV Equivocator WITH SCIENCE!
  1025. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  1026. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1027. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  1028. Round 2: You don't actually see Ben bite your opponent, but you can tell he did because of the swelling. About 3 damage worth of swelling, it looks like.
  1029. Round 2: LOV Equivocator takes 3 damage.
  1030. Round 2: LOV Equivocator drops 5 attack power.
  1031. Round 2: LOV Equivocator drops 5 defense.
  1032. Round 2: LOV Equivocator takes 3 damage.
  1033. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  1034. Round 3: LOV Equivocator drops 30 attack power.
  1035. Round 3: LOV Equivocator drops 29 defense.
  1036. Round 3: Ben scampers adorably around your opponent's ankles, twitching and blinking his adorable red eyes, and when he bites your foe with his adorable little teeth, he leaves adorable puddles of green foam in the adorable little wound, along with 2 damage.
  1037. Round 3: LOV Equivocator takes 2 damage.
  1038. Round 3: LOV Equivocator drops 5 attack power.
  1039. Round 3: LOV Equivocator drops 4 defense.
  1040. Round 3: LOV Equivocator takes 1 damage.
  1041. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  1042. Round 4: LOV Equivocator takes 7 damage.
  1043. Round 4: Ben leaves 4 damage worth of scratches on your opponent's leg that probably shouldn't be, but are, green.
  1044. Round 4: LOV Equivocator takes 4 damage.
  1045. Round 4: LOV Equivocator drops 5 attack power.
  1046. Round 4: LOV Equivocator drops 4 defense.
  1047. Round 4: LOV Equivocator takes 1 damage.
  1048. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  1049. Round 5: LOV Equivocator takes 8 damage.
  1050. Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
  1051. Round 5: Ben claws at your opponent with filth-caked scratches. ...Wait, I think I mean that the other way around. Anyway, he does 3 damage.
  1052. Round 5: LOV Equivocator takes 3 damage.
  1053. Round 5: LOV Equivocator drops 5 attack power.
  1054. Round 5: LOV Equivocator drops 4 defense.
  1055. Round 5: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1056. You acquire an item: Source essence
  1057. Round 6: Ben claws at your opponent with filth-caked scratches. ...Wait, I think I mean that the other way around. Anyway, he does 4 damage.
  1058. Round 6: LOV Equivocator takes 4 damage.
  1059. Round 6: LOV Equivocator drops 5 attack power.
  1060. Round 6: LOV Equivocator drops 4 defense.
  1061. Round 6: LOV Equivocator takes 2 damage.
  1062. Round 6: You lose 16 hit points
  1063. Round 6: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  1064. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  1065. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  1066. After Battle: Ben nuzzles your ankle. Aww.
  1067. After Battle: You gain 14 Mana Points
  1068. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Most of the universe is made up of a substance called Burgundy Matter!"
  1069. You acquire an item: BACON
  1070. After Battle: You gain 22 Beefiness
  1071. After Battle: You gain 61 Wizardliness
  1072. After Battle: You gain 31 Cheek
  1073. > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  1074. Took choice 1228/1: unknown
  1075. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1228&option=1
  1076. You acquire an item: LOV Enamorang
  1077.  
  1078. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  1079. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  1080.  
  1081. cast 1 Advanced Cocktailcrafting
  1082. You acquire an item: coconut shell
  1083. You acquire an item: coconut shell
  1084. You acquire an item: little paper umbrella
  1085. You acquire an item: magical ice cubes
  1086. You acquire an item: magical ice cubes
  1087.  
  1088. cast 1 Advanced Saucecrafting
  1089. You acquire scrumptious reagent (5)
  1090.  
  1091. cast 1 Pastamastery
  1092. You acquire dry noodles (5)
  1093.  
  1094. cast 1 Perfect Freeze
  1095. You acquire an item: perfect ice cube
  1096.  
  1097. cast 1 Request Sandwich
  1098.  
  1099. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  1100. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  1101.  
  1102. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  1103. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  1104.  
  1105. cast 1 Astral Shell
  1106. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  1107.  
  1108. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  1109. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  1110.  
  1111. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  1112. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  1113.  
  1114. cast 1 Scarysauce
  1115. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  1116.  
  1117. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  1118. You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
  1119.  
  1120. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  1121. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  1122.  
  1123. cast 1 Blessing of the War Snapper
  1124. You acquire an effect: Disdain of the War Snapper (10)
  1125.  
  1126. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  1127. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  1128.  
  1129. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  1130. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  1131.  
  1132. cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord
  1133. You acquire an effect: Shield of the Pastalord (10)
  1134.  
  1135. cast 1 Blubber Up
  1136. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  1137.  
  1138. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  1139. You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10)
  1140.  
  1141. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  1142. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  1143.  
  1144. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  1145. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  1146.  
  1147. cast 1 Disco Fever
  1148. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  1149.  
  1150. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  1151. You gain 47 hit points
  1152.  
  1153. use 1 Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick
  1154. You acquire an effect: From Nantucket (20)
  1155. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1156.  
  1157. [234] Your Witchess Set
  1158. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  1159. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  1160. Took choice 1182/2: Play against the Witchess pieces
  1161.  
  1162. Visiting Floundry in clan VIP lounge
  1163. > Generating Floundry Locations for the session...
  1164. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  1165. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (3) accesses required.
  1166.  
  1167. [234] Your Witchess Set
  1168. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  1169. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  1170. Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
  1171. Encounter: Witchess Knight AND TESLA!
  1172. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1173.  
  1174. [234] Noob Cave
  1175. Encounter: Witchess Knight AND TESLA!
  1176. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  1177. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1178. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  1179. Round 2: Ben nibbles your opponent for 5 damage, which sounds like a bad deal, but at least the extra-virulent bacteria are a free bonus.
  1180. Round 2: Witchess Knight takes 5 damage.
  1181. Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 9 attack power.
  1182. Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 10 defense.
  1183. Round 2: Witchess Knight takes 5 damage.
  1184. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  1185. Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 56 attack power.
  1186. Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 55 defense.
  1187. Round 3: Ben pauses from always running here and there to viciously bite your opponent for 5 damage with his plague-filled pasta teeth. Al dente, indeed.
  1188. Round 3: Witchess Knight takes 5 damage.
  1189. Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 9 attack power.
  1190. Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 9 defense.
  1191. Round 3: Witchess Knight takes 3 damage.
  1192. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  1193. Round 4: Witchess Knight takes 9 damage.
  1194. Round 4: Ben pauses from always running here and there to viciously bite your opponent for 5 damage with his plague-filled pasta teeth. Al dente, indeed.
  1195. Round 4: Witchess Knight takes 5 damage.
  1196. Round 4: Witchess Knight drops 11 attack power.
  1197. Round 4: Witchess Knight drops 12 defense.
  1198. Round 4: Witchess Knight takes 2 damage.
  1199. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  1200. Round 5: Witchess Knight takes 10 damage.
  1201. Round 5: You gain 10 hit points
  1202. Round 5: Ben leaves 4 damage worth of scratches on your opponent's leg that probably shouldn't be, but are, green.
  1203. Round 5: Witchess Knight takes 4 damage.
  1204. Round 5: Witchess Knight drops 9 attack power.
  1205. Round 5: Witchess Knight drops 8 defense.
  1206. Round 5: Witchess Knight takes 1 damage.
  1207. Round 5: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1208. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  1209. Round 6: Ben pauses from always running here and there to viciously bite your opponent for 5 damage with his plague-filled pasta teeth. Al dente, indeed.
  1210. Round 6: Witchess Knight takes 5 damage.
  1211. Round 6: Witchess Knight drops 10 attack power.
  1212. Round 6: Witchess Knight drops 9 defense.
  1213. Round 6: Witchess Knight takes 5 damage.
  1214. Round 6: Witchess Knight takes 1 damage.
  1215. Round 6: Witchess Knight takes 2 damage.
  1216. Round 6: You lose 4 hit points
  1217. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  1218. Round 7: Witchess Knight drops 7 attack power.
  1219. Round 7: Witchess Knight drops 7 defense.
  1220. Round 7: Ben scampers adorably around your opponent's ankles, twitching and blinking his adorable red eyes, and when he bites your foe with his adorable little teeth, he leaves adorable puddles of green foam in the adorable little wound, along with 4 damage.
  1221. Round 7: Witchess Knight takes 4 damage.
  1222. Round 7: Witchess Knight drops 11 attack power.
  1223. Round 7: Witchess Knight drops 10 defense.
  1224. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  1225. Round 8: Witchess Knight takes 42 damage.
  1226. Round 8: Witchess Knight takes 42 damage.
  1227. Round 8: Ben scampers adorably around your opponent's ankles, twitching and blinking his adorable red eyes, and when he bites your foe with his adorable little teeth, he leaves adorable puddles of green foam in the adorable little wound, along with 3 damage.
  1228. Round 8: Witchess Knight takes 3 damage.
  1229. Round 8: Witchess Knight drops 9 attack power.
  1230. Round 8: Witchess Knight drops 9 defense.
  1231. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  1232. Round 9: Witchess Knight takes 42 damage.
  1233. Round 9: Witchess Knight takes 42 damage.
  1234. Round 9: Ben pauses from always running here and there to viciously bite your opponent for 5 damage with his plague-filled pasta teeth. Al dente, indeed.
  1235. Round 9: Witchess Knight takes 5 damage.
  1236. Round 9: Witchess Knight drops 9 attack power.
  1237. Round 9: Witchess Knight drops 8 defense.
  1238. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  1239. After Battle: Ben nuzzles your ankle. Aww.
  1240. After Battle: You gain 10 Mana Points
  1241. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  1242. You acquire an item: jumping horseradish
  1243. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  1244. After Battle: You gain 88 Mana Points
  1245. You acquire an item: BACON
  1246. After Battle: You gain 24 Strengthliness
  1247. You gain a Muscle point!
  1248. After Battle: You gain 71 Enchantedness
  1249. You gain a Mysticality point!
  1250. After Battle: You gain 26 Cheek
  1251.  
  1252. cast 1 Request Sandwich
  1253.  
  1254. cast 1 Scarysauce
  1255. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  1256.  
  1257. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  1258. You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
  1259.  
  1260. cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord
  1261. You acquire an effect: Shield of the Pastalord (10)
  1262.  
  1263. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  1264. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  1265.  
  1266. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  1267. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  1268.  
  1269. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  1270. You gain 7 hit points
  1271. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1272. > Turn(233): Starting with 234 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  1273. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 25.175000000000004
  1274. > Meat Drop: 180.0 Item Drop: 344.4456264653803
  1275. > HP: 432/432, MP: 423/702
  1276. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 15/15
  1277. > ML: 103 control: 10
  1278. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1279.  
  1280. equip back LOV Epaulettes
  1281.  
  1282. [234] Your Witchess Set
  1283. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  1284. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  1285. Took choice 1182/2: Play against the Witchess pieces
  1286. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  1287. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (3) accesses required.
  1288.  
  1289. [234] Your Witchess Set
  1290. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  1291. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  1292. Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
  1293. Encounter: Witchess Bishop WITH SCIENCE!
  1294. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1295.  
  1296. [234] Noob Cave
  1297. Encounter: Witchess Bishop WITH SCIENCE!
  1298. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  1299. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1300. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  1301. Round 2: Ben delicately nibbles your opponent's leg. So delicately, in fact, that your opponent doesn't even notice until the leg turns black and falls off, causing 3 damage.
  1302. Round 2: Witchess Bishop takes 3 damage.
  1303. Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 9 attack power.
  1304. Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 9 defense.
  1305. Round 2: Witchess Bishop takes 3 damage.
  1306. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  1307. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 52 attack power.
  1308. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 52 defense.
  1309. Round 3: Ben leaves 5 damage worth of scratches on your opponent's leg that probably shouldn't be, but are, green.
  1310. Round 3: Witchess Bishop takes 5 damage.
  1311. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 11 attack power.
  1312. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 9 defense.
  1313. Round 3: Witchess Bishop takes 2 damage.
  1314. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  1315. Round 4: Witchess Bishop takes 9 damage.
  1316. Round 4: Ben rubs up against your opponent's leg, and a bright red rash instantly develops as a horde of teeny-tiny pasta fleas attack for 4 damage.
  1317. Round 4: Witchess Bishop takes 4 damage.
  1318. Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 10 attack power.
  1319. Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 8 defense.
  1320. Round 4: Witchess Bishop takes 1 damage.
  1321. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  1322. Round 5: Witchess Bishop takes 10 damage.
  1323. Round 5: You gain 10 hit points
  1324. Round 5: Ben scampers adorably around your opponent's ankles, twitching and blinking his adorable red eyes, and when he bites your foe with his adorable little teeth, he leaves adorable puddles of green foam in the adorable little wound, along with 3 damage.
  1325. Round 5: Witchess Bishop takes 3 damage.
  1326. Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 11 attack power.
  1327. Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 12 defense.
  1328. Round 5: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1329. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  1330. Round 6: Ben rubs up against your opponent's leg, and a bright red rash instantly develops as a horde of teeny-tiny pasta fleas attack for 4 damage.
  1331. Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 4 damage.
  1332. Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 10 attack power.
  1333. Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 10 defense.
  1334. Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 3 damage.
  1335. Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 2 damage.
  1336. Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 6 damage.
  1337. Round 6: You lose 4 hit points
  1338. Round 6: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  1339. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  1340. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  1341. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  1342. After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah
  1343. After Battle: Ben nuzzles your ankle. Aww.
  1344. After Battle: You gain 15 Mana Points
  1345. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Centrifugal force doesn't really exist! It's actually resonant music!"
  1346. You acquire an item: BACON
  1347. After Battle: You gain 24 Beefiness
  1348. After Battle: You gain 84 Mysteriousness
  1349. After Battle: You gain 26 Cheek
  1350.  
  1351. cast 1 Request Sandwich
  1352.  
  1353. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  1354. You gain 4 hit points
  1355.  
  1356. cast 1 Bind Spice Ghost
  1357. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1358. > Turn(233): Starting with 234 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  1359. > Encounter: -5.0 Exp Bonus: 29.46666666666667
  1360. > Meat Drop: 180.0 Item Drop: 340.4456264653803
  1361. > HP: 417/417, MP: 156/680
  1362. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 15/15
  1363. > ML: 103 control: 10
  1364. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1365.  
  1366. [234] Your Witchess Set
  1367. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  1368. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  1369. Took choice 1182/2: Play against the Witchess pieces
  1370. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  1371. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (3) accesses required.
  1372.  
  1373. [234] Your Witchess Set
  1374. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  1375. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  1376. Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
  1377. Encounter: Witchess Bishop AND TESLA!
  1378. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1379.  
  1380. [234] Noob Cave
  1381. Encounter: Witchess Bishop AND TESLA!
  1382. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  1383. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1384. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  1385. Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 11 attack power.
  1386. Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 12 defense.
  1387. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  1388. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 49 attack power.
  1389. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 49 defense.
  1390. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 11 attack power.
  1391. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 9 defense.
  1392. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  1393. Round 4: Witchess Bishop takes 9 damage.
  1394. Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 9 attack power.
  1395. Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 9 defense.
  1396. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  1397. Round 5: Witchess Bishop takes 11 damage.
  1398. Round 5: You gain 11 hit points
  1399. Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 10 attack power.
  1400. Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 9 defense.
  1401. Round 5: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1402. You acquire an item: Source essence
  1403. Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 12 attack power.
  1404. Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 9 defense.
  1405. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  1406. Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 7 attack power.
  1407. Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 7 defense.
  1408. Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 9 attack power.
  1409. Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 9 defense.
  1410. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  1411. Round 8: Witchess Bishop takes 42 damage.
  1412. Round 8: Witchess Bishop takes 42 damage.
  1413. Round 8: Witchess Bishop drops 11 attack power.
  1414. Round 8: Witchess Bishop drops 11 defense.
  1415. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  1416. Round 9: Witchess Bishop takes 42 damage.
  1417. Round 9: Witchess Bishop takes 42 damage.
  1418. Round 9: Witchess Bishop drops 9 attack power.
  1419. Round 9: Witchess Bishop drops 9 defense.
  1420. Round 9: Witchess Bishop takes 4 damage.
  1421. Round 9: Witchess Bishop takes 2 damage.
  1422. Round 9: Witchess Bishop takes 6 damage.
  1423. Round 9: You lose 1 hit point
  1424. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  1425. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  1426. After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
  1427. After Battle: Tingteng pirouettes in the air, searching for scattered items. Maybe he was a pierougi in a past life.
  1428. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  1429. You acquire an item: Sacramento wine
  1430. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  1431. After Battle: You gain 100 Mana Points
  1432. You acquire an item: BACON
  1433. After Battle: You gain 21 Fortitude
  1434. After Battle: You gain 74 Mysteriousness
  1435. After Battle: You gain 33 Smarm
  1436. You gain a Moxie point!
  1437.  
  1438. cast 1 Request Sandwich
  1439.  
  1440. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  1441. You gain 1 hit point
  1442. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1443. > Turn(233): Starting with 234 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  1444. > Encounter: -5.0 Exp Bonus: 29.46666666666667
  1445. > Meat Drop: 180.0 Item Drop: 340.4456264653803
  1446. > HP: 417/417, MP: 218/680
  1447. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 15/15
  1448. > ML: 103 control: 10
  1449. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1450.  
  1451. [234] Your Witchess Set
  1452. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  1453. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  1454. Took choice 1182/2: Play against the Witchess pieces
  1455. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  1456. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (3) accesses required.
  1457.  
  1458. [234] Your Witchess Set
  1459. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  1460. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  1461. Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
  1462. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Witchess Bishop
  1463. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1464.  
  1465. [234] Noob Cave
  1466. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Witchess Bishop
  1467. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  1468. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1469. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  1470. Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 12 attack power.
  1471. Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 10 defense.
  1472. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  1473. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 47 attack power.
  1474. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 47 defense.
  1475. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 9 attack power.
  1476. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 11 defense.
  1477. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  1478. Round 4: Witchess Bishop takes 9 damage.
  1479. Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 8 attack power.
  1480. Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 9 defense.
  1481. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  1482. Round 5: Witchess Bishop takes 11 damage.
  1483. Round 5: You gain 11 hit points
  1484. Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 9 attack power.
  1485. Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 9 defense.
  1486. Round 5: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1487. You acquire an item: Source essence
  1488. Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 11 attack power.
  1489. Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 9 defense.
  1490. Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 5 damage.
  1491. Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 1 damage.
  1492. Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 2 damage.
  1493. Round 6: You lose 6 hit points
  1494. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  1495. Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 8 attack power.
  1496. Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 7 defense.
  1497. Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 9 attack power.
  1498. Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 11 defense.
  1499. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  1500. Round 8: Witchess Bishop takes 42 damage.
  1501. Round 8: Witchess Bishop takes 42 damage.
  1502. Round 8: Witchess Bishop drops 8 attack power.
  1503. Round 8: Witchess Bishop drops 9 defense.
  1504. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  1505. Round 9: Witchess Bishop takes 42 damage.
  1506. Round 9: Witchess Bishop takes 42 damage.
  1507. Round 9: Witchess Bishop drops 10 attack power.
  1508. Round 9: Witchess Bishop drops 10 defense.
  1509. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  1510. Your familiar gains a pound: Isabella, the 11 lb. Intergnat
  1511. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  1512. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  1513. You acquire an item: Sacramento wine
  1514. After Battle: Isabella freaks out and starts babbling "I used to be a Agent_of_Change but then I took an arrow to the knee..."
  1515. You acquire an item: BACON
  1516. After Battle: You gain 28 Fortitude
  1517. After Battle: You gain 85 Wizardliness
  1518. You gain a Mysticality point!
  1519. After Battle: You gain 20 Cheek
  1520.  
  1521. cast 1 Request Sandwich
  1522.  
  1523. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  1524. You gain 6 hit points
  1525. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1526. > Turn(233): Starting with 234 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  1527. > Encounter: -5.0 Exp Bonus: 29.46666666666667
  1528. > Meat Drop: 180.0 Item Drop: 341.9223618302983
  1529. > HP: 417/417, MP: 180/684
  1530. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 15/15
  1531. > ML: 103 control: 10
  1532. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1533.  
  1534. [234] Your Witchess Set
  1535. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  1536. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  1537. Took choice 1182/2: Play against the Witchess pieces
  1538. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  1539. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (3) accesses required.
  1540.  
  1541. [234] Your Witchess Set
  1542. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  1543. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  1544. Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
  1545. Encounter: Witchess Bishop WITH BACON!!!
  1546. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1547.  
  1548. [234] Noob Cave
  1549. Encounter: Witchess Bishop WITH BACON!!!
  1550. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  1551. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1552. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  1553. Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 11 attack power.
  1554. Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 9 defense.
  1555. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  1556. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 45 attack power.
  1557. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 44 defense.
  1558. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 8 attack power.
  1559. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 10 defense.
  1560. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  1561. Round 4: Witchess Bishop takes 9 damage.
  1562. Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 9 attack power.
  1563. Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 11 defense.
  1564. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  1565. Round 5: Witchess Bishop takes 11 damage.
  1566. Round 5: You gain 11 hit points
  1567. Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 9 attack power.
  1568. Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 12 defense.
  1569. Round 5: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1570. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  1571. Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 10 attack power.
  1572. Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 10 defense.
  1573. Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 3 damage.
  1574. Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 2 damage.
  1575. Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 3 damage.
  1576. Round 6: You lose 7 hit points
  1577. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  1578. Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 8 attack power.
  1579. Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 7 defense.
  1580. Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 9 attack power.
  1581. Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 9 defense.
  1582. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  1583. Round 8: Witchess Bishop takes 83 damage.
  1584. Round 8: Witchess Bishop takes 83 damage.
  1585. Round 8: Witchess Bishop drops 10 attack power.
  1586. Round 8: Witchess Bishop drops 10 defense.
  1587. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  1588. After Battle: Tingteng pirouettes in the air, searching for scattered items. Maybe he was a pierougi in a past life.
  1589. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  1590. You acquire an item: Sacramento wine
  1591. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  1592. After Battle: You gain 25 Strengthliness
  1593. After Battle: You gain 72 Enchantedness
  1594. After Battle: You gain 32 Sarcasm
  1595.  
  1596. cast 1 Request Sandwich
  1597. You acquire an item: P.B.L.T.
  1598.  
  1599. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  1600. You gain 7 hit points
  1601. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1602. > Turn(233): Starting with 234 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  1603. > Encounter: -5.0 Exp Bonus: 29.46666666666667
  1604. > Meat Drop: 180.0 Item Drop: 341.9223618302983
  1605. > HP: 417/417, MP: 145/684
  1606. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 3/14 Spleen: 15/15
  1607. > ML: 103 control: 10
  1608. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1609.  
  1610. trading 20 BACON for 1 viral video
  1611. You acquire an item: viral video
  1612.  
  1613. Visiting a Science Tent
  1614. Encounter: Dr. Gordon Stuart, a Scientist
  1615. Took choice 1201/2: Great!
  1616. choice.php?whichchoice=1201&pwd&option=2
  1617. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  1618. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (2) accesses required.
  1619.  
  1620. Visiting a Science Tent
  1621. Encounter: Dr. Gordon Stuart, a Scientist
  1622. Took choice 1201/1: Can I fight that tentacle you saved for science?
  1623. choice.php?whichchoice=1201&pwd&option=1
  1624.  
  1625. [234] Dr. Gordon Stuart's Science Tent
  1626. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Eldritch Tentacle named Blrgbrghbrghbrghbrgh
  1627. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1628. Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
  1629.  
  1630. [234] Noob Cave
  1631. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Eldritch Tentacle named Blrgbrghbrghbrghbrgh
  1632. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  1633. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1634. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  1635. Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle drops 4 attack power.
  1636. Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle drops 5 defense.
  1637. Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle takes 3 damage.
  1638. Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle takes 1 damage.
  1639. Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle takes 1 damage.
  1640. Round 2: You lose 30 hit points
  1641. Round 2: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  1642. Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle takes 35 damage.
  1643. Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle takes 54 damage.
  1644. Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle drops 4 attack power.
  1645. Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle drops 5 defense.
  1646. Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle takes 2 damage.
  1647. Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle takes 2 damage.
  1648. Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle takes 1 damage.
  1649. Round 3: You lose 18 hit points
  1650. Round 3: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  1651. Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle takes 35 damage.
  1652. Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle takes 59 damage.
  1653. Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle drops 4 attack power.
  1654. Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle drops 5 defense.
  1655. Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
  1656. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  1657. After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
  1658. After Battle: Tingteng pirouettes in the air, searching for scattered items. Maybe he was a pierougi in a past life.
  1659. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  1660. You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium
  1661. You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium
  1662. After Battle: Isabella suddenly gets a wild look in its eyes. "I'm a' chargin' mah K'thatxae!" it shouts. "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
  1663. You acquire an item: BACON
  1664. After Battle: You gain 15 Fortitude
  1665. After Battle: You gain 88 Enchantedness
  1666. After Battle: You gain 31 Roguishness
  1667.  
  1668. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  1669. You gain 64 hit points
  1670. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1671.  
  1672. [234] Mix 1 perfect ice cube + 1 bottle of rum
  1673. You acquire an item: perfect dark and stormy
  1674. Crafting used 1 each of bottle of rum and perfect ice cube
  1675.  
  1676. drink 1 perfect dark and stormy
  1677. You gain 21 Adventures
  1678. You gain 3 Beefiness
  1679. You gain 42 Mysteriousness
  1680. You gain a Mysticality point!
  1681. You gain 17 Cheek
  1682. You gain a Moxie point!
  1683. You gain 3 Drunkenness
  1684. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-3)
  1685.  
  1686. drink 3 Sacramento wine
  1687. You gain 6 Adventures
  1688. You gain 28 Strongness
  1689. You gain a Muscle point!
  1690. You gain 43 Enchantedness
  1691. You gain 20 Chutzpah
  1692. You acquire an effect: Sacré Mental (50)
  1693. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  1694. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
  1695. You gain 6 Adventures
  1696. You gain 11 Beefiness
  1697. You gain 45 Mysteriousness
  1698. You gain 20 Roguishness
  1699. You acquire an effect: Sacré Mental (50)
  1700. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  1701. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
  1702. You gain 7 Adventures
  1703. You gain 17 Strongness
  1704. You gain 47 Mysteriousness
  1705. You gain 19 Roguishness
  1706. You acquire an effect: Sacré Mental (50)
  1707. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  1708. You lose an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
  1709.  
  1710. Trade 10 yellow pixel
  1711. You acquire an item: pixel daiquiri
  1712.  
  1713. cast 1 The Ode to Booze
  1714. You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (10)
  1715.  
  1716. drink 1 pixel daiquiri
  1717. You gain 13 Adventures
  1718. You gain 2 Drunkenness
  1719. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-2)
  1720. > Source Terminal request: educate extract.edu
  1721. Source Terminal: educate extract.edu
  1722. > Source Terminal request: educate digitize.edu
  1723. Source Terminal: educate digitize.edu
  1724.  
  1725. familiar Ms. Puck Man (50 lbs)
  1726. > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
  1727. > Restoring MP! Currently at 417 of 420 HP, 64 of 689 MP, current meat: 17355 ... Target MP = 345.
  1728. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  1729. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  1730.  
  1731. buy 29 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
  1732. You spent 2,465 Meat
  1733. You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (29)
  1734.  
  1735. use 29 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  1736. You gain 284 Mana Points
  1737.  
  1738. [234] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  1739. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  1740. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  1741. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  1742. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  1743. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1744. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  1745. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  1746. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
  1747. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  1748. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 18 attack power.
  1749. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 22 defense.
  1750. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  1751. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
  1752. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  1753. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 9 damage.
  1754. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
  1755. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
  1756. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  1757. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 9 damage.
  1758. Round 5: You gain 9 hit points
  1759. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  1760. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
  1761. Round 5: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1762. You acquire an item: Source essence
  1763. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  1764. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  1765. Round 6: Your opponent seems puzzled by this weird yellow most-of-a-circle that's running around.
  1766. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  1767. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
  1768. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
  1769. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
  1770. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
  1771. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  1772. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
  1773. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 84 damage.
  1774. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
  1775. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
  1776. Round 8: "Wakka wakka wakka wakka," VBY says to your opponent, who doesn't seem to know what to make of this.
  1777. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  1778. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
  1779. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 84 damage.
  1780. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
  1781. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  1782. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  1783. You acquire an item: training helmet
  1784. After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
  1785. After Battle: You gain 5 Strongness
  1786. You acquire an item: Meteorite-Ade
  1787. Your familiar gains a pound: VBY, the 11 lb. Ms. Puck Man
  1788. After Battle: Tingteng spins and whirls in the breeze, like a spicy little dust devil.
  1789. After Battle: VBY stumbles on a pothole, and a pixel goes flying.
  1790. You acquire an item: yellow pixel
  1791. After Battle: You gain 12 Strongness
  1792. After Battle: You gain 32 Wizardliness
  1793. After Battle: You gain 11 Chutzpah
  1794. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1795. > Turn(233): Starting with 287 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  1796. > Encounter: -5.0 Exp Bonus: 29.541666666666668
  1797. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 271.0
  1798. > HP: 420/420, MP: 335/689
  1799. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 11/14 Spleen: 15/15
  1800. > ML: 103 control: 10
  1801. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1802. > Found option for Numberology: 51 (battlefield)
  1803. > Found option for Numberology: 51 (battlefield)
  1804.  
  1805. familiar Intergnat (51 lbs)
  1806. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  1807. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (2) accesses required.
  1808.  
  1809. cast 1 Calculate the Universe
  1810. numberology 51
  1811. Encounter: War Frat 151st Infantryman AND TESLA!
  1812. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  1813. Round 1: You lose 14 hit points
  1814. Round 1: War Frat 151st Infantryman takes 3 damage.
  1815. Round 1: War Frat 151st Infantryman takes 2 damage.
  1816. Round 1: War Frat 151st Infantryman takes 4 damage.
  1817. Round 1: You lose 31 hit points
  1818.  
  1819. [234] Noob Cave
  1820. Encounter: War Frat 151st Infantryman AND TESLA!
  1821. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  1822. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1823. Round 1: Arbos uses the viral video!
  1824. You acquire an effect: Everything Looks Yellow (149)
  1825. Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
  1826. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  1827. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  1828. You acquire an item: distressed denim pants
  1829. You acquire an item: beer helmet
  1830. You acquire an item: bejeweled pledge pin
  1831. You acquire an item: bottle opener belt buckle
  1832. You acquire an item: perforated battle paddle
  1833. You acquire an item: keg shield
  1834. You acquire an item: beer bomb
  1835. You acquire an item: flask flops
  1836. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  1837. After Battle: You gain 104 Mana Points
  1838. You acquire an item: BACON
  1839. After Battle: You gain 22 Muscleboundness
  1840. After Battle: You gain 61 Magicalness
  1841. You gain a Mysticality point!
  1842. After Battle: You gain 24 Roguishness
  1843. 1 frat boy defeated; 1 down, 999 left.
  1844.  
  1845. cast 1 Scarysauce
  1846. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  1847.  
  1848. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  1849. You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
  1850.  
  1851. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  1852. You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10)
  1853.  
  1854. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  1855. You gain 38 hit points
  1856. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1857. > Turn(234): Starting with 286 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  1858. > Encounter: -5.0 Exp Bonus: 29.46666666666667
  1859. > Meat Drop: 180.0 Item Drop: 391.9223618302983
  1860. > HP: 420/420, MP: 375/693
  1861. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 11/14 Spleen: 15/15
  1862. > ML: 103 control: 10
  1863. > Everything Looks Yellow: 149
  1864. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1865.  
  1866. Trade 10 yellow pixel
  1867. You acquire an item: pixel daiquiri
  1868.  
  1869. drink 1 pixel daiquiri
  1870. You gain 12 Adventures
  1871. You gain 2 Drunkenness
  1872. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-2)
  1873. > Somehow we are considering the DMT without a Machine Elf...
  1874.  
  1875. familiar Machine Elf (42 lbs)
  1876. > Pre Adventure at The Deep Machine Tunnels done, beep.
  1877.  
  1878. [235] The Deep Machine Tunnels
  1879. Encounter: Violet Forwards In Time
  1880. Took choice 1119/1: acquire some abstractions
  1881. choice.php?whichchoice=1119&option=1&pwd
  1882. You acquire an item: abstraction: action
  1883. You acquire an item: abstraction: perception
  1884. You acquire an item: abstraction: perception
  1885. You acquire an item: abstraction: purpose
  1886. You acquire an item: abstraction: thought
  1887.  
  1888. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  1889. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  1890.  
  1891. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  1892. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  1893. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1894. > Turn(235): Starting with 297 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  1895. > Encounter: -5.0 Exp Bonus: 40.71666666666667
  1896. > Meat Drop: 180.0 Item Drop: 276.0
  1897. > HP: 420/420, MP: 371/693
  1898. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  1899. > ML: 103 control: 10
  1900. > Everything Looks Yellow: 148
  1901. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1902. > A-Boo Peak: 90
  1903. > Current HP: 420/420
  1904. > Expected cold damage: 68 Expected spooky damage: 44
  1905. > Expected Cold Resist: 13 Expected Spooky Resist: 17 Expected HP Difference: -52
  1906.  
  1907. use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
  1908. You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
  1909. > Added -tie to maximize
  1910. > Desired maximize: spooky res, cold res -equip snow suit, switch exotic parrot, switch trick-or-treating tot -tie
  1911. > USE: Command(equip hat ¶1930) Item(antique helmet) Score(2.0)
  1912. > Display(equip hat antique helmet)
  1913. > REJECT: Item(Knob Goblin tongs) Score(0.0)
  1914. > Display(<font color=gray>keep weapon: Knob Goblin tongs</font>)
  1915. > REJECT: Item(basaltamander buckler) Score(0.0)
  1916. > Display(<font color=gray>keep off-hand: basaltamander buckler</font>)
  1917. > REJECT: Item(LOV Epaulettes) Score(0.0)
  1918. > Display(<font color=gray>keep back: LOV Epaulettes</font>)
  1919. > REJECT: Item(swashbuckling pants) Score(0.0)
  1920. > Display(<font color=gray>keep pants: swashbuckling pants</font>)
  1921. > USE: Command(equip acc1 ¶7318) Item(ghost of a necklace) Score(2.0)
  1922. > Display(equip acc1 ghost of a necklace)
  1923. > USE: Command(equip acc2 ¶629) Item(glowing red eye) Score(2.0)
  1924. > Display(equip acc2 glowing red eye)
  1925. > USE: Command(equip acc3 ¶629) Item(glowing red eye) Score(2.0)
  1926. > Display(equip acc3 glowing red eye)
  1927. > USE: Command(familiar Exotic Parrot) Score(6.0)
  1928. > Display(familiar Exotic Parrot)
  1929. > REJECT: Command(unequip familiar) Item(astral pet sweater) Score(0.0)
  1930. > Display(unequip familiar)
  1931. > REJECT: Effect(Synthesis: Scary) Score(9.0)
  1932. > Display(<font color=gray>synthesize Synthesis: Scary)
  1933. > REJECT: Effect(Synthesis: Cold) Score(9.0)
  1934. > Display(<font color=gray>synthesize Synthesis: Cold)
  1935. > REJECT: Command(spacegate vaccine 1) Effect(Rainbow Vaccine) Score(6.0)
  1936. > Display(spacegate vaccine 1)
  1937. > USE: Command(use 1 robin's egg) Item(robin's egg) Effect(Egged On) Score(6.0)
  1938. > Display(use 1 robin's egg)
  1939. > USE: Command(use 1 Oil of Parrrlay) Item(Oil of Parrrlay) Effect(Well-Oiled) Score(2.0)
  1940. > Display(use 1 Oil of Parrrlay)
  1941. > REJECT: Command(asdonmartin drive safely) Effect(Driving Safely) Score(2.0)
  1942. > Display(asdonmartin drive safely)
  1943. > USE: Command(use 1 ectoplasmic orbs) Item(ectoplasmic orbs) Effect(Balls of Ectoplasm) Score(1.0)
  1944. > Display(use 1 ectoplasmic orbs)
  1945. > USE: Command(use 1 spooky powder) Item(spooky powder) Effect(Spookypants) Score(1.0)
  1946. > Display(use 1 spooky powder)
  1947.  
  1948. equip hat antique helmet
  1949.  
  1950. equip weapon Carpathian longsword
  1951.  
  1952. equip off-hand barrel lid
  1953.  
  1954. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  1955.  
  1956. equip acc1 ghost of a necklace
  1957.  
  1958. equip acc2 glowing red eye
  1959.  
  1960. equip acc3 glowing red eye
  1961.  
  1962. familiar Exotic Parrot (41 lbs)
  1963. unequip familiarequip
  1964.  
  1965. use 1 spooky powder
  1966. You acquire an effect: Spookypants (5)
  1967.  
  1968. use 1 ectoplasmic orbs
  1969. You acquire an effect: Balls of Ectoplasm (10)
  1970.  
  1971. use 1 Oil of Parrrlay
  1972. You acquire an effect: Well-Oiled (5)
  1973.  
  1974. use 1 A-Boo clue
  1975. > Pre Adventure at A-Boo Peak done, beep.
  1976.  
  1977. [236] A-Boo Peak
  1978. Encounter: The Horror...
  1979. Took choice 611/1: 1 spooky damage, 1 cold damage
  1980. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  1981. Encounter: The Horror...
  1982. You lose 1 hit point
  1983. You lose 1 hit point
  1984. Took choice 611/1: 1 spooky damage, 1 cold damage
  1985. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  1986. Encounter: The Horror...
  1987. You lose 1 hit point
  1988. You lose 1 hit point
  1989. Took choice 611/1: 5 spooky damage, 7 cold damage
  1990. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  1991. Encounter: The Horror...
  1992. You lose 4 hit points
  1993. You lose 7 hit points
  1994. Took choice 611/1: 12 spooky damage, 17 cold damage
  1995. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  1996. Encounter: The Horror...
  1997. You lose 11 hit points
  1998. You lose 16 hit points
  1999. Took choice 611/1: 23 spooky damage, 33 cold damage
  2000. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  2001. You lose 22 hit points
  2002. You lose 33 hit points
  2003.  
  2004. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  2005. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  2006.  
  2007. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  2008. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
  2009.  
  2010. cast 1 Astral Shell
  2011. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  2012.  
  2013. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  2014. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  2015.  
  2016. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  2017. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  2018.  
  2019. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  2020. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  2021.  
  2022. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  2023. You gain 130 hit points
  2024.  
  2025. buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
  2026. You spent 22 Meat
  2027. You acquire an item: Ben-Gal&trade; Balm
  2028. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2029. > Turn(236): Starting with 296 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  2030. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 23.458333333333336
  2031. > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 246.0
  2032. > HP: 420/420, MP: 285/563
  2033. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  2034. > ML: 112 control: 10
  2035. > Everything Looks Yellow: 147
  2036. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2037.  
  2038. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  2039.  
  2040. equip weapon Knob Goblin tongs
  2041.  
  2042. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  2043.  
  2044. equip back LOV Epaulettes
  2045.  
  2046. equip acc1 numberwang
  2047.  
  2048. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  2049.  
  2050. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  2051.  
  2052. equip familiar astral pet sweater
  2053.  
  2054. familiar lock
  2055. > A-Boo Peak: 60
  2056. > Current HP: 333/435
  2057. > Expected cold damage: 54 Expected spooky damage: 38
  2058. > Expected Cold Resist: 15 Expected Spooky Resist: 19 Expected HP Difference: -52
  2059. > Added -tie to maximize
  2060. > Desired maximize: spooky res, cold res -equip snow suit, switch exotic parrot, switch trick-or-treating tot -tie
  2061. > USE: Command(equip hat ¶1930) Item(antique helmet) Score(2.0)
  2062. > Display(equip hat antique helmet)
  2063. > REJECT: Item(Knob Goblin tongs) Score(0.0)
  2064. > Display(<font color=gray>keep weapon: Knob Goblin tongs</font>)
  2065. > REJECT: Item(basaltamander buckler) Score(0.0)
  2066. > Display(<font color=gray>keep off-hand: basaltamander buckler</font>)
  2067. > REJECT: Item(LOV Epaulettes) Score(0.0)
  2068. > Display(<font color=gray>keep back: LOV Epaulettes</font>)
  2069. > REJECT: Item(swashbuckling pants) Score(0.0)
  2070. > Display(<font color=gray>keep pants: swashbuckling pants</font>)
  2071. > USE: Command(equip acc1 ¶7318) Item(ghost of a necklace) Score(2.0)
  2072. > Display(equip acc1 ghost of a necklace)
  2073. > USE: Command(equip acc2 ¶629) Item(glowing red eye) Score(2.0)
  2074. > Display(equip acc2 glowing red eye)
  2075. > USE: Command(equip acc3 ¶629) Item(glowing red eye) Score(2.0)
  2076. > Display(equip acc3 glowing red eye)
  2077. > REJECT: Item(astral pet sweater) Score(0.0)
  2078. > Display(<font color=gray>keep familiar: astral pet sweater</font>)
  2079. > REJECT: Effect(Synthesis: Scary) Score(9.0)
  2080. > Display(<font color=gray>synthesize Synthesis: Scary)
  2081. > REJECT: Effect(Synthesis: Cold) Score(9.0)
  2082. > Display(<font color=gray>synthesize Synthesis: Cold)
  2083. > REJECT: Command(spacegate vaccine 1) Effect(Rainbow Vaccine) Score(6.0)
  2084. > Display(spacegate vaccine 1)
  2085. > USE: Command(use 1 robin's egg) Item(robin's egg) Effect(Egged On) Score(6.0)
  2086. > Display(use 1 robin's egg)
  2087. > REJECT: Command(asdonmartin drive safely) Effect(Driving Safely) Score(2.0)
  2088. > Display(asdonmartin drive safely)
  2089.  
  2090. equip hat antique helmet
  2091.  
  2092. equip weapon Carpathian longsword
  2093.  
  2094. equip off-hand barrel lid
  2095.  
  2096. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  2097.  
  2098. equip acc1 ghost of a necklace
  2099.  
  2100. equip acc2 glowing red eye
  2101.  
  2102. equip acc3 glowing red eye
  2103.  
  2104. use 1 A-Boo clue
  2105. > Pre Adventure at A-Boo Peak done, beep.
  2106.  
  2107. [237] A-Boo Peak
  2108. Encounter: The Horror...
  2109. Took choice 611/1: 1 spooky damage, 1 cold damage
  2110. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  2111. Encounter: The Horror...
  2112. You lose 1 hit point
  2113. You lose 1 hit point
  2114. Took choice 611/1: 1 spooky damage, 1 cold damage
  2115. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  2116. Encounter: The Horror...
  2117. You lose 1 hit point
  2118. You lose 1 hit point
  2119. Took choice 611/1: 5 spooky damage, 6 cold damage
  2120. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  2121. Encounter: The Horror...
  2122. You lose 4 hit points
  2123. You lose 6 hit points
  2124. Took choice 611/1: 11 spooky damage, 15 cold damage
  2125. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  2126. Encounter: The Horror...
  2127. You lose 10 hit points
  2128. You lose 15 hit points
  2129. Took choice 611/1: 21 spooky damage, 30 cold damage
  2130. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  2131. You lose 21 hit points
  2132. You lose 30 hit points
  2133.  
  2134. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  2135. You gain 175 hit points
  2136. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2137. > Turn(237): Starting with 295 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  2138. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 23.458333333333336
  2139. > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 246.0
  2140. > HP: 420/420, MP: 280/563
  2141. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  2142. > ML: 112 control: 10
  2143. > Everything Looks Yellow: 146
  2144. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2145.  
  2146. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  2147.  
  2148. equip weapon Knob Goblin tongs
  2149.  
  2150. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  2151.  
  2152. equip back LOV Epaulettes
  2153.  
  2154. equip acc1 numberwang
  2155.  
  2156. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  2157.  
  2158. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  2159. > Semi rare time!
  2160.  
  2161. familiar Intergnat (51 lbs)
  2162.  
  2163. uneffect Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  2164.  
  2165. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  2166. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  2167.  
  2168. cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
  2169. You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (10)
  2170. You acquire an effect: Driving Stealthily (30)
  2171. > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor) done, beep.
  2172.  
  2173. [238] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor)
  2174. Encounter: All The Rave
  2175. You acquire an item: Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler
  2176.  
  2177. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  2178.  
  2179. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  2180. You gain 79 hit points
  2181. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2182. > Turn(238): Starting with 294 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  2183. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 40.06041666666667
  2184. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 366.9223618302983
  2185. > HP: 420/420, MP: 246/693
  2186. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  2187. > ML: 103 control: 10
  2188. > Everything Looks Yellow: 145
  2189. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2190.  
  2191. buy 5 wad of dough for 47 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
  2192. You spent 235 Meat
  2193. You acquire wad of dough (5)
  2194.  
  2195. buy 5 soda water for 66 each from The General Store
  2196. You spent 330 Meat
  2197. You acquire soda water (5)
  2198.  
  2199. [239] Cook 5 wad of dough + 5 soda water
  2200. You acquire loaf of soda bread (5)
  2201. Crafting used 5 each of wad of dough and soda water
  2202.  
  2203. Converting 5 loaf of soda breads into Fuel
  2204. > Compressed 5 loaf of soda bread into sheep, I mean fuel: 13 --> 43
  2205. > A-Boo Peak: 30
  2206. > Current HP: 420/420
  2207. > Expected cold damage: 60 Expected spooky damage: 41
  2208. > Expected Cold Resist: 14 Expected Spooky Resist: 18 Expected HP Difference: -52
  2209.  
  2210. use 1 Ben-Gal&trade; Balm
  2211. You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
  2212. > Added -tie to maximize
  2213. > Desired maximize: spooky res, cold res -equip snow suit, switch exotic parrot, switch trick-or-treating tot -tie
  2214. > USE: Command(equip hat ¶1930) Item(antique helmet) Score(2.0)
  2215. > Display(equip hat antique helmet)
  2216. > REJECT: Item(Knob Goblin tongs) Score(0.0)
  2217. > Display(<font color=gray>keep weapon: Knob Goblin tongs</font>)
  2218. > REJECT: Item(basaltamander buckler) Score(0.0)
  2219. > Display(<font color=gray>keep off-hand: basaltamander buckler</font>)
  2220. > REJECT: Item(LOV Epaulettes) Score(0.0)
  2221. > Display(<font color=gray>keep back: LOV Epaulettes</font>)
  2222. > REJECT: Item(swashbuckling pants) Score(0.0)
  2223. > Display(<font color=gray>keep pants: swashbuckling pants</font>)
  2224. > USE: Command(equip acc1 ¶7318) Item(ghost of a necklace) Score(2.0)
  2225. > Display(equip acc1 ghost of a necklace)
  2226. > USE: Command(equip acc2 ¶629) Item(glowing red eye) Score(2.0)
  2227. > Display(equip acc2 glowing red eye)
  2228. > USE: Command(equip acc3 ¶629) Item(glowing red eye) Score(2.0)
  2229. > Display(equip acc3 glowing red eye)
  2230. > USE: Command(familiar Exotic Parrot) Score(6.0)
  2231. > Display(familiar Exotic Parrot)
  2232. > REJECT: Command(unequip familiar) Item(astral pet sweater) Score(0.0)
  2233. > Display(unequip familiar)
  2234. > REJECT: Effect(Synthesis: Scary) Score(9.0)
  2235. > Display(<font color=gray>synthesize Synthesis: Scary)
  2236. > REJECT: Effect(Synthesis: Cold) Score(9.0)
  2237. > Display(<font color=gray>synthesize Synthesis: Cold)
  2238. > REJECT: Command(spacegate vaccine 1) Effect(Rainbow Vaccine) Score(6.0)
  2239. > Display(spacegate vaccine 1)
  2240. > USE: Command(use 1 robin's egg) Item(robin's egg) Effect(Egged On) Score(6.0)
  2241. > Display(use 1 robin's egg)
  2242. > REJECT: Command(asdonmartin drive safely) Effect(Driving Safely) Score(2.0)
  2243. > Display(asdonmartin drive safely)
  2244.  
  2245. equip hat antique helmet
  2246.  
  2247. equip weapon Carpathian longsword
  2248.  
  2249. equip off-hand barrel lid
  2250.  
  2251. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  2252.  
  2253. equip acc1 ghost of a necklace
  2254.  
  2255. equip acc2 glowing red eye
  2256.  
  2257. equip acc3 glowing red eye
  2258.  
  2259. familiar Exotic Parrot (41 lbs)
  2260. unequip familiarequip
  2261.  
  2262. use 1 A-Boo clue
  2263. > Pre Adventure at A-Boo Peak done, beep.
  2264.  
  2265. [239] A-Boo Peak
  2266. Encounter: The Horror...
  2267. Took choice 611/1: 1 spooky damage, 1 cold damage
  2268. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  2269. Encounter: The Horror...
  2270. You lose 1 hit point
  2271. You lose 1 hit point
  2272. Took choice 611/1: 1 spooky damage, 1 cold damage
  2273. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  2274. Encounter: The Horror...
  2275. You lose 1 hit point
  2276. You lose 1 hit point
  2277. Took choice 611/1: 5 spooky damage, 7 cold damage
  2278. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  2279. Encounter: The Horror...
  2280. You lose 4 hit points
  2281. You lose 6 hit points
  2282. Took choice 611/1: 12 spooky damage, 17 cold damage
  2283. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  2284. Encounter: The Horror...
  2285. You lose 12 hit points
  2286. You lose 16 hit points
  2287. Took choice 611/1: 23 spooky damage, 33 cold damage
  2288. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  2289. You lose 22 hit points
  2290. You lose 32 hit points
  2291.  
  2292. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  2293. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  2294.  
  2295. cast 1 Scarysauce
  2296. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  2297.  
  2298. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  2299. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  2300.  
  2301. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  2302. You gain 130 hit points
  2303.  
  2304. buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
  2305. You spent 22 Meat
  2306. You acquire an item: Ben-Gal&trade; Balm
  2307. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2308. > Turn(239): Starting with 293 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  2309. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 23.458333333333336
  2310. > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 246.0
  2311. > HP: 420/420, MP: 213/563
  2312. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  2313. > ML: 112 control: 10
  2314. > Everything Looks Yellow: 144
  2315. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2316.  
  2317. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  2318.  
  2319. equip weapon Knob Goblin tongs
  2320.  
  2321. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  2322.  
  2323. equip back LOV Epaulettes
  2324.  
  2325. equip acc1 numberwang
  2326.  
  2327. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  2328.  
  2329. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  2330.  
  2331. equip familiar astral pet sweater
  2332.  
  2333. familiar lock
  2334.  
  2335. buy 2 wad of dough for 47 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
  2336. You spent 94 Meat
  2337. You acquire wad of dough (2)
  2338.  
  2339. buy 2 soda water for 66 each from The General Store
  2340. You spent 132 Meat
  2341. You acquire soda water (2)
  2342.  
  2343. [240] Cook 2 wad of dough + 2 soda water
  2344. You acquire loaf of soda bread (2)
  2345. Crafting used 2 each of wad of dough and soda water
  2346.  
  2347. Converting 2 loaf of soda breads into Fuel
  2348. > Compressed 2 loaf of soda bread into sheep, I mean fuel: 43 --> 55
  2349. > A-Boo Peak: 0
  2350.  
  2351. familiar Intergnat (51 lbs)
  2352. > Pre Adventure at A-Boo Peak done, beep.
  2353.  
  2354. [240] A-Boo Peak
  2355. Encounter: Come On Ghosty, Light My Pyre
  2356. > Turn(240): Starting with 292 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  2357. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 35.016666666666666
  2358. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 386.9223618302983
  2359. > HP: 341/435, MP: 227/693
  2360. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  2361. > ML: 103 control: 10
  2362. > Everything Looks Yellow: 143
  2363. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2364. > Oil Peak with ML: 103
  2365.  
  2366. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  2367. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  2368. > Pre Adventure at Oil Peak done, beep.
  2369.  
  2370. [241] Oil Peak
  2371. Encounter: Pushin' Down on Me, Pushin' Down on You
  2372.  
  2373. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  2374. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  2375.  
  2376. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  2377. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  2378.  
  2379. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  2380. You gain 94 hit points
  2381. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2382. > Turn(240): Starting with 292 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  2383. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 35.84166666666667
  2384. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 386.9223618302983
  2385. > HP: 435/435, MP: 178/693
  2386. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  2387. > ML: 103 control: 10
  2388. > Everything Looks Yellow: 143
  2389. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2390. > Oil Peak with ML: 103
  2391. > Pre Adventure at Oil Peak done, beep.
  2392.  
  2393. [241] Oil Peak
  2394. Encounter: oil cartel AND TESLA!
  2395. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  2396. Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
  2397. Round 1: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
  2398. Round 1: oil cartel takes 1 damage.
  2399. Round 1: oil cartel takes 6 damage.
  2400. Round 1: You lose 6 hit points
  2401. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2402. Round 1: Arbos uses the Duskwalker syringe!
  2403. You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
  2404. Round 2: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
  2405. Round 2: oil cartel takes 1 damage.
  2406. Round 2: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
  2407. Round 2: You lose 6 hit points
  2408. Round 2: Arbos uses the replica bat-oomerang!
  2409. Round 3: Arbos wins the fight!
  2410. After Battle: A love oil beetle trundles up to you, makes a flower out of some of the oil from the ground, then trundles off. How adorable!
  2411. After Battle: Tingteng whirls around picking up items, like a little couscous tornado.
  2412. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  2413. You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
  2414. You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
  2415. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  2416. After Battle: You gain 73 Mana Points
  2417. You acquire an item: BACON
  2418. After Battle: You gain 14 Muscleboundness
  2419. After Battle: You gain 48 Enchantedness
  2420. After Battle: You gain 19 Chutzpah
  2421.  
  2422. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  2423. You gain 21 hit points
  2424. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2425. > Turn(240): Starting with 292 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  2426. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 35.84166666666667
  2427. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 386.9223618302983
  2428. > HP: 435/435, MP: 231/693
  2429. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  2430. > ML: 103 control: 10
  2431. > Everything Looks Yellow: 143
  2432. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2433. > Oil Peak with ML: 103
  2434. > Pre Adventure at Oil Peak done, beep.
  2435.  
  2436. [241] Oil Peak
  2437. Encounter: oil cartel WITH BACON!!!
  2438. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  2439. Round 1: You lose 7 hit points
  2440. Round 1: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
  2441. Round 1: oil cartel takes 1 damage.
  2442. Round 1: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
  2443. Round 1: You lose 6 hit points
  2444. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2445. Round 1: Arbos uses the replica bat-oomerang!
  2446. Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
  2447. After Battle: Tingteng whirls around picking up items, like a little couscous tornado.
  2448. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  2449. You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
  2450. You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
  2451. You acquire an item: BACON (2)
  2452. After Battle: You gain 13 Strongness
  2453. After Battle: You gain 56 Enchantedness
  2454. After Battle: You gain 14 Smarm
  2455. You gain a Moxie point!
  2456.  
  2457. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  2458. You gain 13 hit points
  2459. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2460. > Turn(240): Starting with 292 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  2461. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 35.84166666666667
  2462. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 386.9223618302983
  2463. > HP: 435/435, MP: 211/693
  2464. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  2465. > ML: 103 control: 10
  2466. > Everything Looks Yellow: 143
  2467. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2468. > Oil Peak with ML: 103
  2469. > Pre Adventure at Oil Peak done, beep.
  2470.  
  2471. [241] Oil Peak
  2472. Encounter: oil cartel WITH SCIENCE!
  2473. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  2474. Round 1: You lose 7 hit points
  2475. Round 1: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
  2476. Round 1: oil cartel takes 1 damage.
  2477. Round 1: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
  2478. Round 1: You lose 11 hit points
  2479. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2480. Round 1: Arbos uses the replica bat-oomerang!
  2481. Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
  2482. After Battle: A love oil beetle trundles up to you, makes a flower out of some of the oil from the ground, then trundles off. How adorable!
  2483. After Battle: Tingteng whirls around picking up items, like a little couscous tornado.
  2484. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  2485. You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
  2486. You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
  2487. You acquire an item: dusty barrel
  2488. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Most of the universe is made up of a substance called Ecru Matter!"
  2489. You acquire an item: BACON
  2490. After Battle: You gain 16 Fortitude
  2491. You gain a Muscle point!
  2492. After Battle: You gain 37 Magicalness
  2493. After Battle: You gain 25 Cheek
  2494.  
  2495. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  2496. You gain 20 hit points
  2497. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2498. > Turn(240): Starting with 292 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  2499. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 35.84166666666667
  2500. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 386.9223618302983
  2501. > HP: 437/437, MP: 191/693
  2502. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  2503. > ML: 103 control: 10
  2504. > Everything Looks Yellow: 143
  2505. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2506.  
  2507. smash dusty barrel
  2508. You acquire an item: banana
  2509. > Oil Peak with ML: 103
  2510. > Pre Adventure at Oil Peak done, beep.
  2511.  
  2512. [241] Oil Peak
  2513. Encounter: oil cartel AND TESLA!
  2514. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  2515. Round 1: You lose 10 hit points
  2516. Round 1: oil cartel takes 1 damage.
  2517. Round 1: oil cartel takes 1 damage.
  2518. Round 1: oil cartel takes 6 damage.
  2519. Round 1: You lose 6 hit points
  2520. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2521. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  2522. Round 2: oil cartel drops 8 attack power.
  2523. Round 2: oil cartel drops 7 defense.
  2524. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2525. Round 3: oil cartel drops 29 attack power.
  2526. Round 3: oil cartel drops 28 defense.
  2527. Round 3: oil cartel drops 8 attack power.
  2528. Round 3: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
  2529. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  2530. Round 4: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
  2531. Round 4: oil cartel drops 7 attack power.
  2532. Round 4: oil cartel drops 7 defense.
  2533. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  2534. Round 5: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
  2535. Round 5: You gain 4 hit points
  2536. Round 5: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
  2537. Round 5: oil cartel drops 9 defense.
  2538. Round 5: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2539. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  2540. Round 6: oil cartel drops 7 attack power.
  2541. Round 6: oil cartel drops 7 defense.
  2542. Round 6: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
  2543. Round 6: oil cartel takes 1 damage.
  2544. Round 6: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
  2545. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
  2546. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  2547. Round 7: oil cartel drops 6 attack power.
  2548. Round 7: oil cartel drops 5 defense.
  2549. Round 7: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
  2550. Round 7: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
  2551. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  2552. Round 8: oil cartel takes 70 damage.
  2553. Round 8: oil cartel takes 35 damage.
  2554. Round 8: oil cartel drops 8 attack power.
  2555. Round 8: oil cartel drops 9 defense.
  2556. Round 8: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
  2557. Round 8: oil cartel takes 1 damage.
  2558. Round 8: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
  2559. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
  2560. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  2561. Round 9: oil cartel takes 70 damage.
  2562. Round 9: oil cartel takes 35 damage.
  2563. Round 9: oil cartel drops 7 attack power.
  2564. Round 9: oil cartel drops 7 defense.
  2565. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  2566. After Battle: A love oil beetle trundles up to you, makes a flower out of some of the oil from the ground, then trundles off. How adorable!
  2567. After Battle: You gain 8 Enchantedness
  2568. Your familiar gains a pound: Isabella, the 12 lb. Intergnat
  2569. After Battle: Tingteng looks more powerful...
  2570. After Battle: Tingteng whirls around picking up items, like a little couscous tornado.
  2571. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  2572. You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
  2573. You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
  2574. You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
  2575. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  2576. After Battle: You gain 106 Mana Points
  2577. You acquire an item: BACON
  2578. After Battle: You gain 17 Strongness
  2579. After Battle: You gain 50 Wizardliness
  2580. You gain a Mysticality point!
  2581. After Battle: You gain 15 Smarm
  2582.  
  2583. cast 1 Wry Smile
  2584. You acquire an effect: Wry Smile (10)
  2585.  
  2586. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  2587. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  2588.  
  2589. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  2590. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  2591.  
  2592. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  2593. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  2594.  
  2595. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  2596. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  2597.  
  2598. cast 1 Astral Shell
  2599. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  2600.  
  2601. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  2602. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  2603.  
  2604. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  2605. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  2606.  
  2607. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  2608. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  2609.  
  2610. cast 1 Blubber Up
  2611. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  2612.  
  2613. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  2614. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  2615.  
  2616. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  2617. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  2618.  
  2619. cast 1 Disco Fever
  2620. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  2621. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2622. > Turn(241): Starting with 291 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  2623. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 35.84166666666667
  2624. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 389.39520528262574
  2625. > HP: 423/423, MP: 155/698
  2626. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  2627. > ML: 103 control: 10
  2628. > Everything Looks Yellow: 142
  2629. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2630. > Oil Peak with ML: 103
  2631. > Pre Adventure at Oil Peak done, beep.
  2632.  
  2633. [242] Oil Peak
  2634. Encounter: oil cartel AND TESLA!
  2635. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  2636. Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
  2637. Round 1: oil cartel takes 1 damage.
  2638. Round 1: oil cartel takes 1 damage.
  2639. Round 1: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
  2640. Round 1: You lose 6 hit points
  2641. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2642. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  2643. Round 2: oil cartel drops 8 attack power.
  2644. Round 2: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
  2645. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2646. Round 3: oil cartel drops 28 attack power.
  2647. Round 3: oil cartel drops 26 defense.
  2648. Round 3: oil cartel drops 6 attack power.
  2649. Round 3: oil cartel drops 6 defense.
  2650. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  2651. Round 4: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
  2652. Round 4: oil cartel drops 8 attack power.
  2653. Round 4: oil cartel drops 9 defense.
  2654. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  2655. Round 5: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
  2656. Round 5: You gain 4 hit points
  2657. Round 5: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
  2658. Round 5: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
  2659. Round 5: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2660. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  2661. Round 6: oil cartel drops 7 attack power.
  2662. Round 6: oil cartel drops 9 defense.
  2663. Round 6: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
  2664. Round 6: oil cartel takes 1 damage.
  2665. Round 6: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
  2666. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
  2667. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  2668. Round 7: oil cartel drops 6 attack power.
  2669. Round 7: oil cartel drops 5 defense.
  2670. Round 7: oil cartel drops 7 attack power.
  2671. Round 7: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
  2672. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  2673. Round 8: oil cartel takes 70 damage.
  2674. Round 8: oil cartel takes 35 damage.
  2675. Round 8: oil cartel drops 8 attack power.
  2676. Round 8: oil cartel drops 7 defense.
  2677. Round 8: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
  2678. Round 8: oil cartel takes 1 damage.
  2679. Round 8: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
  2680. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
  2681. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  2682. Round 9: oil cartel takes 70 damage.
  2683. Round 9: oil cartel takes 35 damage.
  2684. Round 9: oil cartel drops 7 attack power.
  2685. Round 9: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
  2686. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  2687. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  2688. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  2689. You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
  2690. You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
  2691. You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
  2692. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  2693. After Battle: You gain 75 Mana Points
  2694. You acquire an item: BACON
  2695. After Battle: You gain 15 Beefiness
  2696. After Battle: You gain 48 Magicalness
  2697. After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek
  2698. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2699. > Turn(242): Starting with 290 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  2700. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 35.84166666666667
  2701. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 389.39520528262574
  2702. > HP: 371/371, MP: 229/557
  2703. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  2704. > ML: 103 control: 10
  2705. > Everything Looks Yellow: 141
  2706. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2707. > Oil Peak with ML: 103
  2708. > Pre Adventure at Oil Peak done, beep.
  2709.  
  2710. [243] Oil Peak
  2711. Encounter: Unimpressed with Pressure
  2712. > Turn(243): Starting with 289 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  2713. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 35.84166666666667
  2714. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 389.39520528262574
  2715. > HP: 364/364, MP: 243/557
  2716. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  2717. > ML: 103 control: 10
  2718. > Everything Looks Yellow: 140
  2719. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2720. > Oil Peak with ML: 103
  2721.  
  2722. Use 12 bubblin' crude
  2723. You acquire an item: jar of oil
  2724. > Turn(243): Starting with 289 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  2725. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 35.84166666666667
  2726. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 389.39520528262574
  2727. > HP: 364/364, MP: 243/557
  2728. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  2729. > ML: 103 control: 10
  2730. > Everything Looks Yellow: 140
  2731. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2732. > Twin Peak
  2733.  
  2734. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  2735. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  2736. > Pre Adventure at Twin Peak done, beep.
  2737.  
  2738. [244] Twin Peak
  2739. Encounter: Welcome to the Great Overlook Lodge
  2740. Took choice 604/1: Continue...
  2741. choice.php?whichchoice=604&option=1&pwd
  2742. Encounter: Welcome to the Great Overlook Lodge
  2743. Took choice 604/1: Everything goes black.
  2744. choice.php?whichchoice=604&option=1&pwd
  2745. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2746. Took choice 604/1: unknown
  2747. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=604&option=1&choiceform1=Continue...
  2748. Took choice 604/1: unknown
  2749. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=604&option=1&choiceform1=Everything%2Bgoes%2Bblack.
  2750. > Turn(243): Starting with 289 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  2751. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 36.21666666666667
  2752. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 389.39520528262574
  2753. > HP: 364/364, MP: 228/557
  2754. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  2755. > ML: 103 control: 10
  2756. > Everything Looks Yellow: 140
  2757. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2758. > Pre Adventure at Twin Peak done, beep.
  2759. > About to start a combat indirectly at Twin Peak... (1) accesses required.
  2760.  
  2761. [244] Twin Peak
  2762. Encounter: the Troll Twins NAMED NEIL
  2763. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  2764. Round 1: Troll Twins takes 2 damage.
  2765. Round 1: Troll Twins takes 2 damage.
  2766. Round 1: Troll Twins takes 2 damage.
  2767. Round 1: You lose 21 hit points
  2768.  
  2769. [244] Twin Peak
  2770. Encounter: the Troll Twins NAMED NEIL
  2771. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  2772. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2773. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  2774. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 31 damage.
  2775. Round 2: Troll Twins takes 31 damage.
  2776. Round 2: Troll Twins drops 8 attack power.
  2777. Round 2: Troll Twins drops 8 defense.
  2778. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2779. Round 3: Troll Twins drops 27 attack power.
  2780. Round 3: Troll Twins drops 26 defense.
  2781. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 29 damage.
  2782. Round 3: Troll Twins takes 29 damage.
  2783. Round 3: Troll Twins drops 9 attack power.
  2784. Round 3: Troll Twins drops 8 defense.
  2785. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  2786. Round 4: Troll Twins takes 6 damage.
  2787. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 25 damage.
  2788. Round 4: Troll Twins takes 25 damage.
  2789. Round 4: Troll Twins drops 7 attack power.
  2790. Round 4: Troll Twins drops 7 defense.
  2791. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  2792. Round 5: Troll Twins takes 6 damage.
  2793. Round 5: You gain 6 hit points
  2794. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 24 damage.
  2795. Round 5: Troll Twins takes 24 damage.
  2796. Round 5: Troll Twins drops 8 attack power.
  2797. Round 5: Troll Twins drops 9 defense.
  2798. Round 5: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2799. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  2800. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 26 damage.
  2801. Round 6: Troll Twins takes 26 damage.
  2802. Round 6: Troll Twins drops 7 attack power.
  2803. Round 6: Troll Twins drops 9 defense.
  2804. Round 6: Troll Twins takes 2 damage.
  2805. Round 6: Troll Twins takes 2 damage.
  2806. Round 6: Troll Twins takes 5 damage.
  2807. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
  2808. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  2809. Round 7: Troll Twins drops 6 attack power.
  2810. Round 7: Troll Twins drops 6 defense.
  2811. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 22 damage.
  2812. Round 7: Troll Twins takes 22 damage.
  2813. Round 7: Troll Twins drops 9 attack power.
  2814. Round 7: Troll Twins drops 7 defense.
  2815. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  2816. Round 8: Troll Twins takes 83 damage.
  2817. Round 8: Troll Twins takes 83 damage.
  2818. Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 34 damage.
  2819. Round 8: Troll Twins takes 34 damage.
  2820. Round 8: Troll Twins drops 9 attack power.
  2821. Round 8: Troll Twins drops 7 defense.
  2822. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  2823. You acquire an item: metal meteoroid
  2824. You gain 224 Meat
  2825. After Battle: Tingteng whirls around picking up items, like a little couscous tornado.
  2826. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  2827. You acquire an item: dusty barrel
  2828. You acquire an item: BACON
  2829. After Battle: You gain 18 Muscleboundness
  2830. After Battle: You gain 50 Wizardliness
  2831. After Battle: You gain 15 Chutzpah
  2832.  
  2833. cast 1 Scarysauce
  2834. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  2835.  
  2836. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  2837. You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10)
  2838.  
  2839. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  2840. You gain 8 hit points
  2841. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2842. > Turn(244): Starting with 288 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  2843. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 36.21666666666667
  2844. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 389.39520528262574
  2845. > HP: 364/364, MP: 164/557
  2846. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  2847. > ML: 103 control: 10
  2848. > Everything Looks Yellow: 139
  2849. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2850.  
  2851. smash dusty barrel
  2852. You acquire an item: spicy enchanted bean burrito
  2853. > Pre Adventure at Twin Peak done, beep.
  2854. > About to start a combat indirectly at Twin Peak... (1) accesses required.
  2855.  
  2856. [245] Twin Peak
  2857. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR spider (duck?) topiary animal
  2858. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  2859.  
  2860. [245] Twin Peak
  2861. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR spider (duck?) topiary animal
  2862. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  2863. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2864. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  2865. Round 2: spider (duck?) topiary animal drops 8 attack power.
  2866. Round 2: spider (duck?) topiary animal drops 7 defense.
  2867. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2868. Round 3: spider (duck?) topiary animal drops 24 attack power.
  2869. Round 3: spider (duck?) topiary animal drops 24 defense.
  2870. Round 3: spider (duck?) topiary animal drops 9 attack power.
  2871. Round 3: spider (duck?) topiary animal drops 8 defense.
  2872. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  2873. Round 4: spider (duck?) topiary animal takes 6 damage.
  2874. Round 4: spider (duck?) topiary animal drops 9 attack power.
  2875. Round 4: spider (duck?) topiary animal drops 7 defense.
  2876. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  2877. Round 5: spider (duck?) topiary animal takes 11 damage.
  2878. Round 5: You gain 11 hit points
  2879. Round 5: spider (duck?) topiary animal drops 9 attack power.
  2880. Round 5: spider (duck?) topiary animal drops 7 defense.
  2881. Round 5: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2882. You acquire an item: Source essence
  2883. Round 6: spider (duck?) topiary animal drops 6 attack power.
  2884. Round 6: spider (duck?) topiary animal drops 8 defense.
  2885. Round 6: spider (duck?) topiary animal takes 2 damage.
  2886. Round 6: spider (duck?) topiary animal takes 2 damage.
  2887. Round 6: spider (duck?) topiary animal takes 5 damage.
  2888. Round 6: You lose 2 hit points
  2889. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  2890. Round 7: spider (duck?) topiary animal drops 6 attack power.
  2891. Round 7: spider (duck?) topiary animal drops 6 defense.
  2892. Round 7: spider (duck?) topiary animal drops 6 attack power.
  2893. Round 7: spider (duck?) topiary animal drops 7 defense.
  2894. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  2895. Round 8: spider (duck?) topiary animal takes 42 damage.
  2896. Round 8: spider (duck?) topiary animal takes 42 damage.
  2897. Round 8: spider (duck?) topiary animal drops 7 attack power.
  2898. Round 8: spider (duck?) topiary animal drops 8 defense.
  2899. Round 8: spider (duck?) topiary animal takes 3 damage.
  2900. Round 8: spider (duck?) topiary animal takes 2 damage.
  2901. Round 8: spider (duck?) topiary animal takes 3 damage.
  2902. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
  2903. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  2904. Round 9: spider (duck?) topiary animal takes 83 damage.
  2905. Round 9: spider (duck?) topiary animal takes 83 damage.
  2906. Round 9: spider (duck?) topiary animal drops 9 attack power.
  2907. Round 9: spider (duck?) topiary animal drops 8 defense.
  2908. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  2909. After Battle: Tingteng pirouettes in the air, searching for scattered items. Maybe he was a pierougi in a past life.
  2910. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  2911. You acquire an item: rusty hedge trimmers
  2912. You acquire an item: pestopiary
  2913. After Battle: Isabella drops a thin black candle into your hand. It smells kind of weird... ugh, because it's made of bacon fat. Why does every dang thing have to be bacon?
  2914. You acquire an item: thin black candle
  2915. You acquire an item: BACON
  2916. After Battle: You gain 16 Strengthliness
  2917. After Battle: You gain 47 Wizardliness
  2918. After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek
  2919.  
  2920. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  2921. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  2922.  
  2923. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  2924. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  2925. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2926. > Turn(245): Starting with 287 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  2927. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 36.21666666666667
  2928. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 389.39520528262574
  2929. > HP: 364/364, MP: 145/557
  2930. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  2931. > ML: 103 control: 10
  2932. > Everything Looks Yellow: 138
  2933. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2934.  
  2935. use 1 rusty hedge trimmers
  2936.  
  2937. [246] rusty hedge trimmers
  2938. Encounter: Lost in the Great Overlook Lodge
  2939. Took choice 606/3: need jar of oil
  2940. choice.php?whichchoice=606&option=3&pwd
  2941. Encounter: There's Always Music In the Air
  2942. Took choice 609/1: Examine the painting
  2943. choice.php?whichchoice=609&option=1&pwd
  2944. Encounter: He Is the Arm, and He Sounds Like This
  2945. Took choice 616/1: Mingle
  2946. choice.php?whichchoice=616&option=1&pwd
  2947. > Rusty Hedge Trimmer Sequence completed itself.
  2948. > Turn(246): Starting with 286 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  2949. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 36.21666666666667
  2950. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 389.39520528262574
  2951. > HP: 316/316, MP: 157/429
  2952. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  2953. > ML: 103 control: 10
  2954. > Everything Looks Yellow: 137
  2955. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2956.  
  2957. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  2958. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  2959.  
  2960. cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
  2961. You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (10)
  2962. > Pre Adventure at Twin Peak done, beep.
  2963. > About to start a combat indirectly at Twin Peak... (1) accesses required.
  2964.  
  2965. [247] Twin Peak
  2966. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Creepy Ginger Twin
  2967. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  2968. Round 1: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 2 damage.
  2969. Round 1: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 2 damage.
  2970. Round 1: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 5 damage.
  2971. Round 1: You lose 28 hit points
  2972.  
  2973. [247] Twin Peak
  2974. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Creepy Ginger Twin
  2975. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  2976. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2977. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  2978. Round 2: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 7 attack power.
  2979. Round 2: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 7 defense.
  2980. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2981. Round 3: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 23 attack power.
  2982. Round 3: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 22 defense.
  2983. Round 3: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 7 attack power.
  2984. Round 3: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 8 defense.
  2985. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  2986. Round 4: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 5 damage.
  2987. Round 4: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 9 attack power.
  2988. Round 4: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 7 defense.
  2989. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  2990. Round 5: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 11 damage.
  2991. Round 5: You gain 11 hit points
  2992. Round 5: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 8 attack power.
  2993. Round 5: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 7 defense.
  2994. Round 5: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2995. You acquire an item: Source essence
  2996. Round 6: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 9 attack power.
  2997. Round 6: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 9 defense.
  2998. Round 6: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 2 damage.
  2999. Round 6: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 2 damage.
  3000. Round 6: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 6 damage.
  3001. Round 6: You lose 12 hit points
  3002. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  3003. Round 7: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 6 attack power.
  3004. Round 7: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 6 defense.
  3005. Round 7: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 8 attack power.
  3006. Round 7: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 9 defense.
  3007. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  3008. Round 8: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 42 damage.
  3009. Round 8: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 42 damage.
  3010. Round 8: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 8 attack power.
  3011. Round 8: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 9 defense.
  3012. Round 8: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 2 damage.
  3013. Round 8: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 1 damage.
  3014. Round 8: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 4 damage.
  3015. Round 8: You lose 7 hit points
  3016. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  3017. Round 9: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 42 damage.
  3018. Round 9: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 42 damage.
  3019. Round 9: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 8 attack power.
  3020. Round 9: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 7 defense.
  3021. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  3022. You gain 165 Meat
  3023. After Battle: Tingteng whirls around picking up items, like a little couscous tornado.
  3024. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  3025. You acquire an item: fireclutch
  3026. After Battle: Isabella suddenly gets a wild look in its eyes. "I'm a' chargin' mah Neil!" it shouts. "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
  3027. You acquire an item: BACON
  3028. After Battle: You gain 17 Strengthliness
  3029. After Battle: You gain 52 Wizardliness
  3030. After Battle: You gain 15 Roguishness
  3031.  
  3032. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  3033. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  3034.  
  3035. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  3036. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
  3037.  
  3038. cast 1 Astral Shell
  3039. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  3040.  
  3041. cast 5 Sauce Contemplation
  3042. You acquire an effect: Saucemastery (25)
  3043.  
  3044. cast 5 Manicotti Meditation
  3045. You acquire an effect: Pasta Oneness (25)
  3046. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3047. > Turn(247): Starting with 285 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  3048. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 36.21666666666667
  3049. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 389.39520528262574
  3050. > HP: 291/316, MP: 65/429
  3051. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  3052. > ML: 103 control: 10
  3053. > Everything Looks Yellow: 136
  3054. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3055. > Pre Adventure at Twin Peak done, beep.
  3056. > About to start a combat indirectly at Twin Peak... (1) accesses required.
  3057.  
  3058. [248] Twin Peak
  3059. Encounter: elephant (meatcar?) topiary animal NAMED NEIL
  3060. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  3061. Round 1: elephant (meatcar?) topiary animal takes 2 damage.
  3062. Round 1: elephant (meatcar?) topiary animal takes 2 damage.
  3063. Round 1: elephant (meatcar?) topiary animal takes 4 damage.
  3064. Round 1: You lose 27 hit points
  3065.  
  3066. [248] Twin Peak
  3067. Encounter: elephant (meatcar?) topiary animal NAMED NEIL
  3068. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  3069. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3070. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3071. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 32 damage.
  3072. Round 2: elephant (meatcar?) topiary animal takes 32 damage.
  3073. Round 2: elephant (meatcar?) topiary animal drops 8 attack power.
  3074. Round 2: elephant (meatcar?) topiary animal drops 8 defense.
  3075. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3076. Round 3: elephant (meatcar?) topiary animal drops 21 attack power.
  3077. Round 3: elephant (meatcar?) topiary animal drops 20 defense.
  3078. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 28 damage.
  3079. Round 3: elephant (meatcar?) topiary animal takes 28 damage.
  3080. Round 3: elephant (meatcar?) topiary animal drops 7 attack power.
  3081. Round 3: elephant (meatcar?) topiary animal drops 7 defense.
  3082. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  3083. Round 4: elephant (meatcar?) topiary animal takes 5 damage.
  3084. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 28 damage.
  3085. Round 4: elephant (meatcar?) topiary animal takes 28 damage.
  3086. Round 4: elephant (meatcar?) topiary animal drops 6 attack power.
  3087. Round 4: elephant (meatcar?) topiary animal drops 8 defense.
  3088. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  3089. Round 5: elephant (meatcar?) topiary animal takes 6 damage.
  3090. Round 5: You gain 6 hit points
  3091. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 26 damage.
  3092. Round 5: elephant (meatcar?) topiary animal takes 26 damage.
  3093. Round 5: elephant (meatcar?) topiary animal drops 8 attack power.
  3094. Round 5: elephant (meatcar?) topiary animal drops 8 defense.
  3095. Round 5: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  3096. You acquire an item: Source essence
  3097. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 37 damage.
  3098. Round 6: elephant (meatcar?) topiary animal takes 37 damage.
  3099. Round 6: elephant (meatcar?) topiary animal drops 7 attack power.
  3100. Round 6: elephant (meatcar?) topiary animal drops 7 defense.
  3101. Round 6: elephant (meatcar?) topiary animal takes 2 damage.
  3102. Round 6: elephant (meatcar?) topiary animal takes 2 damage.
  3103. Round 6: elephant (meatcar?) topiary animal takes 6 damage.
  3104. Round 6: You lose 11 hit points
  3105. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  3106. Round 7: elephant (meatcar?) topiary animal drops 6 attack power.
  3107. Round 7: elephant (meatcar?) topiary animal drops 6 defense.
  3108. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 22 damage.
  3109. Round 7: elephant (meatcar?) topiary animal takes 22 damage.
  3110. Round 7: elephant (meatcar?) topiary animal drops 7 attack power.
  3111. Round 7: elephant (meatcar?) topiary animal drops 7 defense.
  3112. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  3113. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  3114. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  3115. You acquire an item: pestopiary
  3116. You acquire an item: BACON
  3117. After Battle: You gain 22 Muscleboundness
  3118. After Battle: You gain 39 Magicalness
  3119. You gain a Mysticality point!
  3120. After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek
  3121. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3122. > Turn(248): Starting with 284 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  3123. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 36.21666666666667
  3124. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 389.39520528262574
  3125. > HP: 268/316, MP: 73/431
  3126. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  3127. > ML: 103 control: 10
  3128. > Everything Looks Yellow: 135
  3129. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3130. > Pre Adventure at Twin Peak done, beep.
  3131. > About to start a combat indirectly at Twin Peak... (1) accesses required.
  3132.  
  3133. [249] Twin Peak
  3134. Encounter: Lost in the Great Overlook Lodge
  3135. > Override hit a choice adventure (Twin Peak), trying....
  3136. Took choice 606/2: need +50% item drop, have 272%
  3137. choice.php?whichchoice=606&option=2&pwd
  3138. Encounter: Go Check It Out!
  3139. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3140. > Backwards Twin Peak Handler, can this be removed? (As of 2016/04/17, no)
  3141. Encounter: Go Check It Out!
  3142. Took choice 606/2: need +50% item drop, have 272%
  3143. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=606&option=2&choiceform2=Search%2Bthe%2Bpantry
  3144. Encounter: Go Check It Out!
  3145. Took choice 608/1: Search the shelves
  3146. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=608&option=1&choiceform1=Search%2Bthe%2Bshelves
  3147. > Turn(249): Starting with 283 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  3148. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 36.21666666666667
  3149. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 389.39520528262574
  3150. > HP: 278/316, MP: 87/431
  3151. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  3152. > ML: 103 control: 10
  3153. > Everything Looks Yellow: 134
  3154. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3155. > Pre Adventure at Twin Peak done, beep.
  3156. > About to start a combat indirectly at Twin Peak... (1) accesses required.
  3157.  
  3158. [250] Twin Peak
  3159. Encounter: the Big Wheelin' Twins WITH BACON!!!
  3160. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  3161. Round 1: Big Wheelin' Twins takes 2 damage.
  3162. Round 1: Big Wheelin' Twins takes 2 damage.
  3163. Round 1: Big Wheelin' Twins takes 2 damage.
  3164. Round 1: You lose 28 hit points
  3165.  
  3166. [250] Twin Peak
  3167. Encounter: the Big Wheelin' Twins WITH BACON!!!
  3168. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  3169. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3170. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3171. Round 2: Big Wheelin' Twins drops 9 attack power.
  3172. Round 2: Big Wheelin' Twins drops 7 defense.
  3173. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3174. Round 3: Big Wheelin' Twins drops 19 attack power.
  3175. Round 3: Big Wheelin' Twins drops 19 defense.
  3176. Round 3: Big Wheelin' Twins drops 9 attack power.
  3177. Round 3: Big Wheelin' Twins drops 7 defense.
  3178. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  3179. Round 4: Big Wheelin' Twins takes 5 damage.
  3180. Round 4: Big Wheelin' Twins drops 8 attack power.
  3181. Round 4: Big Wheelin' Twins drops 9 defense.
  3182. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  3183. Round 5: Big Wheelin' Twins takes 12 damage.
  3184. Round 5: You gain 12 hit points
  3185. Round 5: Big Wheelin' Twins drops 7 attack power.
  3186. Round 5: Big Wheelin' Twins drops 9 defense.
  3187. Round 5: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  3188. You acquire an item: Source essence
  3189. Round 6: Big Wheelin' Twins drops 7 attack power.
  3190. Round 6: Big Wheelin' Twins drops 9 defense.
  3191. Round 6: Big Wheelin' Twins takes 2 damage.
  3192. Round 6: Big Wheelin' Twins takes 2 damage.
  3193. Round 6: Big Wheelin' Twins takes 2 damage.
  3194. Round 6: You lose 14 hit points
  3195. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  3196. Round 7: Big Wheelin' Twins drops 6 attack power.
  3197. Round 7: Big Wheelin' Twins drops 6 defense.
  3198. Round 7: Big Wheelin' Twins drops 7 attack power.
  3199. Round 7: Big Wheelin' Twins drops 6 defense.
  3200. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  3201. Round 8: Big Wheelin' Twins takes 83 damage.
  3202. Round 8: Big Wheelin' Twins takes 83 damage.
  3203. Round 8: Big Wheelin' Twins drops 8 attack power.
  3204. Round 8: Big Wheelin' Twins drops 9 defense.
  3205. Round 8: Big Wheelin' Twins takes 2 damage.
  3206. Round 8: Big Wheelin' Twins takes 2 damage.
  3207. Round 8: Big Wheelin' Twins takes 5 damage.
  3208. Round 8: You lose 8 hit points
  3209. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  3210. Round 9: Big Wheelin' Twins takes 83 damage.
  3211. Round 9: Big Wheelin' Twins takes 83 damage.
  3212. Round 9: Big Wheelin' Twins drops 9 attack power.
  3213. Round 9: Big Wheelin' Twins drops 9 defense.
  3214. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  3215. After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
  3216. You acquire an item: Meteorite-Ade
  3217. You gain 182 Meat
  3218. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  3219. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  3220. You acquire an item: vial of The Glistening
  3221. You acquire an item: dusty barrel
  3222. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  3223. After Battle: You gain 20 Fortitude
  3224. After Battle: You gain 40 Wizardliness
  3225. After Battle: You gain 19 Roguishness
  3226. You gain a Moxie point!
  3227.  
  3228. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  3229. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  3230. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3231. > Turn(250): Starting with 282 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  3232. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 36.21666666666667
  3233. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 389.39520528262574
  3234. > HP: 248/316, MP: 80/431
  3235. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  3236. > ML: 103 control: 10
  3237. > Everything Looks Yellow: 133
  3238. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3239.  
  3240. smash dusty barrel
  3241. You acquire an item: spicy bean burrito
  3242.  
  3243. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  3244. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  3245. > Pre Adventure at Twin Peak done, beep.
  3246. > About to start a combat indirectly at Twin Peak... (1) accesses required.
  3247.  
  3248. [251] Twin Peak
  3249. Encounter: Mismatched Twins NAMED NEIL
  3250. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  3251. Round 1: Mismatched Twins takes 2 damage.
  3252. Round 1: Mismatched Twins takes 2 damage.
  3253. Round 1: Mismatched Twins takes 5 damage.
  3254. Round 1: You lose 28 hit points
  3255.  
  3256. [251] Twin Peak
  3257. Encounter: Mismatched Twins NAMED NEIL
  3258. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  3259. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3260. > Looking at banishAction: skill Asdon Martin: Spring-Loaded Front Bumper
  3261. Round 1: Arbos casts ASDON MARTIN: SPRING-LOADED FRONT BUMPER!
  3262. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3263. > Turn(250): Starting with 282 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  3264. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 36.21666666666667
  3265. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 389.39520528262574
  3266. > HP: 220/316, MP: 69/431
  3267. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  3268. > ML: 103 control: 10
  3269. > Everything Looks Yellow: 133
  3270. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3271.  
  3272. Converting 2 pestopiarys into Fuel
  3273. > Compressed 2 pestopiary into sheep, I mean fuel: 5 --> 16
  3274.  
  3275. Converting spicy bean burrito into Fuel
  3276. > Compressed 1 spicy bean burrito into sheep, I mean fuel: 16 --> 24
  3277.  
  3278. Converting spicy enchanted bean burrito into Fuel
  3279. > Compressed 1 spicy enchanted bean burrito into sheep, I mean fuel: 24 --> 33
  3280.  
  3281. buy 3 wad of dough for 47 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
  3282. You spent 141 Meat
  3283. You acquire wad of dough (3)
  3284.  
  3285. buy 3 soda water for 66 each from The General Store
  3286. You spent 198 Meat
  3287. You acquire soda water (3)
  3288.  
  3289. [251] Cook 3 wad of dough + 3 soda water
  3290. You acquire loaf of soda bread (3)
  3291. Crafting used 3 each of wad of dough and soda water
  3292.  
  3293. Converting 3 loaf of soda breads into Fuel
  3294. > Compressed 3 loaf of soda bread into sheep, I mean fuel: 33 --> 51
  3295. > Pre Adventure at Twin Peak done, beep.
  3296. > About to start a combat indirectly at Twin Peak... (1) accesses required.
  3297.  
  3298. [251] Twin Peak
  3299. Encounter: Wooof! Wooooooof!
  3300. > Override hit a choice adventure (Twin Peak), trying....
  3301. Took choice 1106/2: +50% all stats for 30 turns
  3302. choice.php?whichchoice=1106&option=2&pwd
  3303. You acquire an effect: Adventurer's Best Friendship (30)
  3304. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3305. > Backwards Twin Peak Handler, can this be removed? (As of 2016/04/17, no)
  3306. > Pre Adventure at Twin Peak done, beep.
  3307. > Restoring MP! Currently at 220 of 364 HP, 69 of 561 MP, current meat: 14287 ... Target MP = 281.
  3308. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  3309. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  3310.  
  3311. buy 22 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
  3312. You spent 1,870 Meat
  3313. You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (22)
  3314.  
  3315. use 22 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  3316. You gain 217 Mana Points
  3317.  
  3318. [251] Twin Peak
  3319. Encounter: Lost in the Great Overlook Lodge
  3320. Took choice 606/1: need +4 stench resist, have 8
  3321. choice.php?whichchoice=606&option=1&pwd
  3322. Encounter: Room 237
  3323. Took choice 607/1: Carefully inspect the body
  3324. choice.php?whichchoice=607&option=1&pwd
  3325.  
  3326. cast 1 Wry Smile
  3327. You acquire an effect: Wry Smile (10)
  3328.  
  3329. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  3330. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  3331.  
  3332. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  3333. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  3334.  
  3335. cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
  3336. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
  3337.  
  3338. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  3339. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  3340.  
  3341. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  3342. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  3343.  
  3344. cast 1 Astral Shell
  3345. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  3346.  
  3347. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  3348. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  3349.  
  3350. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  3351. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  3352.  
  3353. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  3354. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  3355.  
  3356. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  3357. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  3358.  
  3359. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  3360. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  3361.  
  3362. cast 1 Blubber Up
  3363. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  3364.  
  3365. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  3366. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  3367.  
  3368. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  3369. You gain 136 hit points
  3370. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3371. > Turn(251): Starting with 281 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  3372. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 36.20595238095238
  3373. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 389.39520528262574
  3374. > HP: 364/364, MP: 98/561
  3375. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  3376. > ML: 103 control: 10
  3377. > Everything Looks Yellow: 132
  3378. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3379. > Pre Adventure at Twin Peak done, beep.
  3380. > About to start a combat indirectly at Twin Peak... (1) accesses required.
  3381.  
  3382. [252] Twin Peak
  3383. Encounter: Lost in the Great Overlook Lodge
  3384. > Override hit a choice adventure (Twin Peak), trying....
  3385. Took choice 606/4: need +40% init, have 173.0%
  3386. choice.php?whichchoice=606&option=4&pwd
  3387. Encounter: To Catch a Killer
  3388. > Backwards Twin Peak Handler, can this be removed? (As of 2016/04/17, no)
  3389. Encounter: To Catch a Killer
  3390. Took choice 606/4: need +40% init, have 173.0%
  3391. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=606&option=4&choiceform4=Wait%2B--%2Bwho%2527s%2Bthat%253F
  3392. Encounter: To Catch a Killer
  3393. Took choice 610/1: Pursue your double
  3394. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=610&option=1&choiceform1=Pursue%2Byour%2Bdouble
  3395. Encounter: Now It's Dark
  3396. Took choice 1056/1: And then...
  3397. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1056&option=1&choiceform1=And%2Bthen...
  3398. You acquire an item: gold wedding ring
  3399. > Turn(251): Starting with 281 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  3400. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 36.20595238095238
  3401. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 389.39520528262574
  3402. > HP: 364/364, MP: 98/561
  3403. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  3404. > ML: 103 control: 10
  3405. > Everything Looks Yellow: 132
  3406. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3407. > Highlord Done
  3408.  
  3409. Talking to the Highland Lord
  3410. You acquire an item: Misty Robe
  3411. > Turn(251): Starting with 281 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  3412. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 36.20595238095238
  3413. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 389.39520528262574
  3414. > HP: 364/364, MP: 98/561
  3415. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  3416. > ML: 103 control: 10
  3417. > Everything Looks Yellow: 132
  3418. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3419. > Must find the Black Market: 0
  3420. You lose an effect: Driving Stealthily (0)
  3421.  
  3422. uneffect The Sonata of Sneakiness
  3423.  
  3424. cast 1 Musk of the Moose
  3425. You acquire an effect: Musk of the Moose (10)
  3426. You lose an effect: Smooth Movements (0)
  3427.  
  3428. cast 1 Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
  3429. You acquire an effect: Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation (10)
  3430.  
  3431. equip acc3 blackberry galoshes
  3432.  
  3433. familiar Reassembled Blackbird (41 lbs)
  3434. > Pre Adventure at The Black Forest done, beep.
  3435. > Restoring MP! Currently at 334 of 334 HP, 68 of 537 MP, current meat: 12417 ... Target MP = 269.
  3436. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  3437. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  3438.  
  3439. buy 21 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
  3440. You spent 1,785 Meat
  3441. You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (21)
  3442.  
  3443. use 21 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  3444. You gain 210 Mana Points
  3445.  
  3446. [252] The Black Forest
  3447. Encounter: Forty Shades of Black
  3448. You acquire an item: black map
  3449.  
  3450. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  3451. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  3452.  
  3453. cast 1 Scarysauce
  3454. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  3455.  
  3456. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  3457. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  3458.  
  3459. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  3460. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  3461.  
  3462. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  3463. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  3464.  
  3465. cast 1 Disco Fever
  3466. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  3467. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3468. > Turn(252): Starting with 280 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  3469. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 39.29166666666667
  3470. > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 252.0
  3471. > HP: 334/334, MP: 234/537
  3472. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  3473. > ML: 103 control: 10
  3474. > Everything Looks Yellow: 131
  3475. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3476.  
  3477. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  3478. > Must find the Black Market: 0
  3479.  
  3480. equip acc3 blackberry galoshes
  3481. > Pre Adventure at The Black Forest done, beep.
  3482.  
  3483. [253] The Black Forest
  3484. Encounter: black widow
  3485. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  3486. Round 1: black widow takes 3 damage.
  3487. Round 1: black widow takes 2 damage.
  3488. Round 1: black widow takes 2 damage.
  3489. Round 1: You lose 24 hit points
  3490. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3491. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3492. Round 2: black widow drops 9 attack power.
  3493. Round 2: black widow drops 8 defense.
  3494. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3495. Round 3: black widow drops 23 attack power.
  3496. Round 3: black widow drops 21 defense.
  3497. Round 3: black widow drops 10 attack power.
  3498. Round 3: black widow drops 9 defense.
  3499. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  3500. Round 4: black widow takes 7 damage.
  3501. Round 4: black widow drops 9 attack power.
  3502. Round 4: black widow drops 8 defense.
  3503. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  3504. Round 5: black widow takes 12 damage.
  3505. Round 5: You gain 12 hit points
  3506. Round 5: black widow drops 9 attack power.
  3507. Round 5: black widow drops 9 defense.
  3508. Round 5: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  3509. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  3510. Round 6: black widow drops 10 attack power.
  3511. Round 6: black widow drops 9 defense.
  3512. Round 6: black widow takes 3 damage.
  3513. Round 6: black widow takes 2 damage.
  3514. Round 6: black widow takes 5 damage.
  3515. Round 6: You lose 5 hit points
  3516. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  3517. Round 7: black widow drops 8 attack power.
  3518. Round 7: black widow drops 7 defense.
  3519. Round 7: black widow drops 10 attack power.
  3520. Round 7: black widow drops 8 defense.
  3521. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  3522. Round 8: black widow takes 42 damage.
  3523. Round 8: black widow takes 42 damage.
  3524. Round 8: black widow drops 9 attack power.
  3525. Round 8: black widow drops 8 defense.
  3526. Round 8: black widow takes 2 damage.
  3527. Round 8: black widow takes 1 damage.
  3528. Round 8: black widow takes 6 damage.
  3529. Round 8: You lose 3 hit points
  3530. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  3531. Round 9: black widow takes 42 damage.
  3532. Round 9: black widow takes 42 damage.
  3533. Round 9: black widow drops 7 attack power.
  3534. Round 9: black widow drops 8 defense.
  3535. Round 9: black widow takes 3 damage.
  3536. Round 9: black widow takes 2 damage.
  3537. Round 9: black widow takes 5 damage.
  3538. Round 9: You lose 2 hit points
  3539. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  3540. After Battle: Your reassembled blackbird flies ahead of you, and as the crow flies, he helps you scout out the area.
  3541. After Battle: These galoshes make it a lot easier to stomp around through the soggy underbrush.
  3542. After Battle: You find a woman sitting on a stump and repeatedly uttering the nonsense word "bambalam." "Whoah, Black Betty," you say to her, "start talking some sense or I'm gonna leave." She doesn't, so you do.
  3543. After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
  3544. After Battle: You gain 5 Beefiness
  3545. You gain 112 Meat
  3546. After Battle: Tingteng spins and whirls in the breeze, like a spicy little dust devil.
  3547. You acquire an item: black pension check
  3548. You acquire an item: black picnic basket
  3549. After Battle: You gain 22 Fortitude
  3550. You gain a Muscle point!
  3551. After Battle: You gain 50 Mysteriousness
  3552. After Battle: You gain 19 Roguishness
  3553.  
  3554. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  3555. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  3556.  
  3557. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  3558. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  3559.  
  3560. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  3561. You gain 18 hit points
  3562.  
  3563. use 1 Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick
  3564. You acquire an effect: From Nantucket (20)
  3565. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3566. > Turn(253): Starting with 279 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  3567. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 39.29166666666667
  3568. > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 252.0
  3569. > HP: 337/337, MP: 202/537
  3570. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  3571. > ML: 103 control: 10
  3572. > Everything Looks Yellow: 130
  3573. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3574.  
  3575. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  3576. > Must find the Black Market: 0
  3577.  
  3578. equip acc3 blackberry galoshes
  3579. > Pre Adventure at The Black Forest done, beep.
  3580.  
  3581. [254] The Black Forest
  3582. Encounter: black adder
  3583. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  3584. Round 1: black adder takes 3 damage.
  3585. Round 1: black adder takes 1 damage.
  3586. Round 1: black adder takes 5 damage.
  3587. Round 1: You lose 25 hit points
  3588. You acquire an effect: Really Quite Poisoned (5)
  3589. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3590. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3591. Round 2: black adder drops 9 attack power.
  3592. Round 2: black adder drops 9 defense.
  3593. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3594. Round 3: black adder drops 23 attack power.
  3595. Round 3: black adder drops 21 defense.
  3596. Round 3: black adder drops 10 attack power.
  3597. Round 3: black adder drops 9 defense.
  3598. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  3599. Round 4: black adder takes 3 damage.
  3600. Round 4: black adder drops 10 attack power.
  3601. Round 4: black adder drops 8 defense.
  3602. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  3603. Round 5: black adder takes 13 damage.
  3604. Round 5: You gain 13 hit points
  3605. Round 5: black adder drops 9 attack power.
  3606. Round 5: black adder drops 8 defense.
  3607. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  3608. Round 6: black adder drops 8 attack power.
  3609. Round 6: black adder drops 8 defense.
  3610. Round 6: black adder drops 8 attack power.
  3611. Round 6: black adder drops 10 defense.
  3612. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  3613. Round 7: black adder takes 42 damage.
  3614. Round 7: black adder takes 42 damage.
  3615. Round 7: black adder drops 8 attack power.
  3616. Round 7: black adder drops 9 defense.
  3617. Round 7: black adder takes 2 damage.
  3618. Round 7: black adder takes 2 damage.
  3619. Round 7: black adder takes 3 damage.
  3620. Round 7: You lose 19 hit points
  3621. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  3622. Round 8: black adder takes 42 damage.
  3623. Round 8: black adder takes 42 damage.
  3624. Round 8: black adder drops 9 attack power.
  3625. Round 8: black adder drops 10 defense.
  3626. Round 8: black adder takes 2 damage.
  3627. Round 8: black adder takes 2 damage.
  3628. Round 8: black adder takes 2 damage.
  3629. Round 8: You lose 16 hit points
  3630. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  3631. Round 9: black adder takes 42 damage.
  3632. Round 9: black adder takes 42 damage.
  3633. Round 9: black adder drops 10 attack power.
  3634. Round 9: black adder drops 10 defense.
  3635. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  3636. After Battle: Your reassembled blackbird flies ahead of you, and as the crow flies, he helps you scout out the area.
  3637. After Battle: These galoshes make it a lot easier to stomp around through the soggy underbrush.
  3638. After Battle: You find a row of blackberry bushes so thick that you can't even see what's on the other side. It's probably just more blackberries, but just in case, you mark the location on your black map.
  3639. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  3640. You gain 215 Meat
  3641. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  3642. You acquire an item: adder bladder
  3643. You acquire an item: sunken eyes
  3644. After Battle: You gain 18 Beefiness
  3645. After Battle: You gain 58 Wizardliness
  3646. After Battle: You gain 19 Chutzpah
  3647.  
  3648. cast 1 Disco Nap
  3649. You gain 40 hit points
  3650. You lose an effect: Really Quite Poisoned (0)
  3651.  
  3652. cast 1 Scarysauce
  3653. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  3654.  
  3655. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  3656. You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10)
  3657.  
  3658. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  3659. You gain 66 hit points
  3660. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3661. > Turn(254): Starting with 278 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  3662. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 39.29166666666667
  3663. > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 252.0
  3664. > HP: 337/337, MP: 122/537
  3665. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  3666. > ML: 103 control: 10
  3667. > Everything Looks Yellow: 129
  3668. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3669.  
  3670. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  3671. > Must find the Black Market: 1
  3672.  
  3673. equip acc3 blackberry galoshes
  3674. > Pre Adventure at The Black Forest done, beep.
  3675.  
  3676. [255] The Black Forest
  3677. Encounter: black magic woman
  3678. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  3679. Round 1: black magic woman takes 3 damage.
  3680. Round 1: black magic woman takes 1 damage.
  3681. Round 1: black magic woman takes 6 damage.
  3682. Round 1: You lose 29 hit points
  3683. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3684. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3685. Round 2: black magic woman drops 9 attack power.
  3686. Round 2: black magic woman drops 9 defense.
  3687. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3688. Round 3: black magic woman drops 23 attack power.
  3689. Round 3: black magic woman drops 21 defense.
  3690. Round 3: black magic woman drops 9 attack power.
  3691. Round 3: black magic woman drops 10 defense.
  3692. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  3693. Round 4: black magic woman takes 7 damage.
  3694. Round 4: black magic woman drops 11 attack power.
  3695. Round 4: black magic woman drops 8 defense.
  3696. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  3697. Round 5: black magic woman takes 13 damage.
  3698. Round 5: You gain 13 hit points
  3699. Round 5: black magic woman drops 8 attack power.
  3700. Round 5: black magic woman drops 9 defense.
  3701. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  3702. Round 6: black magic woman drops 8 attack power.
  3703. Round 6: black magic woman drops 8 defense.
  3704. Round 6: black magic woman drops 10 attack power.
  3705. Round 6: black magic woman drops 8 defense.
  3706. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  3707. Round 7: black magic woman takes 42 damage.
  3708. Round 7: black magic woman takes 42 damage.
  3709. Round 7: black magic woman drops 9 attack power.
  3710. Round 7: black magic woman drops 8 defense.
  3711. Round 7: black magic woman takes 3 damage.
  3712. Round 7: black magic woman takes 2 damage.
  3713. Round 7: black magic woman takes 3 damage.
  3714. Round 7: You lose 7 hit points
  3715. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  3716. Round 8: black magic woman takes 42 damage.
  3717. Round 8: black magic woman takes 42 damage.
  3718. Round 8: black magic woman drops 8 attack power.
  3719. Round 8: black magic woman drops 8 defense.
  3720. Round 8: black magic woman takes 3 damage.
  3721. Round 8: black magic woman takes 1 damage.
  3722. Round 8: black magic woman takes 2 damage.
  3723. Round 8: You lose 4 hit points
  3724. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  3725. Round 9: black magic woman takes 83 damage.
  3726. Round 9: black magic woman takes 42 damage.
  3727. Round 9: black magic woman drops 9 attack power.
  3728. Round 9: black magic woman drops 9 defense.
  3729. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  3730. After Battle: Your reassembled blackbird flies ahead of you, and as the crow flies, he helps you scout out the area.
  3731. After Battle: These galoshes make it a lot easier to stomp around through the soggy underbrush.
  3732. After Battle: You find a cozy black cottage nestled deep in the forest. From the smoke and anvil noises, you conclude that it's probably either a blacksmith's cottage or an anvil-testing facility with liberal workplace smoking rules. Assuming it's the former, you mark its location on your black map.
  3733. After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
  3734. You gain 220 Meat
  3735. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  3736. You acquire an item: little black book
  3737. You acquire an item: black magic powder
  3738. After Battle: You gain 14 Strengthliness
  3739. After Battle: You gain 63 Enchantedness
  3740. After Battle: You gain 21 Cheek
  3741.  
  3742. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  3743. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  3744.  
  3745. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  3746. You gain 20 hit points
  3747. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3748. > Turn(255): Starting with 277 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  3749. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 39.29166666666667
  3750. > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 252.0
  3751. > HP: 337/337, MP: 90/537
  3752. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  3753. > ML: 103 control: 10
  3754. > Everything Looks Yellow: 128
  3755. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3756.  
  3757. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  3758. > Must find the Black Market: 2
  3759.  
  3760. equip acc3 blackberry galoshes
  3761. > Pre Adventure at The Black Forest done, beep.
  3762. > Restoring MP! Currently at 337 of 337 HP, 90 of 537 MP, current meat: 11179 ... Target MP = 269.
  3763. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  3764. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  3765.  
  3766. buy 18 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
  3767. You spent 1,530 Meat
  3768. You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (18)
  3769.  
  3770. use 18 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  3771. You gain 181 Mana Points
  3772.  
  3773. [256] The Black Forest
  3774. Encounter: black panther
  3775. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  3776. Round 1: black panther takes 3 damage.
  3777. Round 1: black panther takes 2 damage.
  3778. Round 1: black panther takes 3 damage.
  3779. Round 1: You lose 13 hit points
  3780. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3781. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3782. Round 2: black panther drops 9 attack power.
  3783. Round 2: black panther drops 8 defense.
  3784. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3785. Round 3: black panther drops 23 attack power.
  3786. Round 3: black panther drops 22 defense.
  3787. Round 3: black panther drops 8 attack power.
  3788. Round 3: black panther drops 9 defense.
  3789. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  3790. Round 4: black panther takes 7 damage.
  3791. Round 4: black panther drops 9 attack power.
  3792. Round 4: black panther drops 8 defense.
  3793. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  3794. Round 5: black panther takes 13 damage.
  3795. Round 5: You gain 13 hit points
  3796. Round 5: black panther drops 10 attack power.
  3797. Round 5: black panther drops 8 defense.
  3798. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  3799. Round 6: black panther drops 9 attack power.
  3800. Round 6: black panther drops 8 defense.
  3801. Round 6: black panther drops 9 attack power.
  3802. Round 6: black panther drops 8 defense.
  3803. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  3804. Round 7: black panther takes 42 damage.
  3805. Round 7: black panther takes 42 damage.
  3806. Round 7: black panther drops 8 attack power.
  3807. Round 7: black panther drops 10 defense.
  3808. Round 7: black panther takes 3 damage.
  3809. Round 7: black panther takes 2 damage.
  3810. Round 7: black panther takes 2 damage.
  3811. Round 7: You lose 7 hit points
  3812. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  3813. Round 8: black panther takes 42 damage.
  3814. Round 8: black panther takes 42 damage.
  3815. Round 8: black panther drops 8 attack power.
  3816. Round 8: black panther drops 9 defense.
  3817. Round 8: black panther takes 3 damage.
  3818. Round 8: black panther takes 1 damage.
  3819. Round 8: black panther takes 3 damage.
  3820. Round 8: You lose 6 hit points
  3821. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  3822. Round 9: black panther takes 42 damage.
  3823. Round 9: black panther takes 42 damage.
  3824. Round 9: black panther drops 10 attack power.
  3825. Round 9: black panther drops 8 defense.
  3826. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  3827. After Battle: Your reassembled blackbird flies ahead of you, and as the crow flies, he helps you scout out the area.
  3828. After Battle: These galoshes make it a lot easier to stomp around through the soggy underbrush.
  3829. After Battle: You find a black belt hanging on a tree. You put it on and try some karate moves, but it doesn't seem to improve your skills any, so you hang it back up.
  3830. Your familiar gains a pound: Horace, the 2 lb. Reassembled Blackbird
  3831. You gain 395 Meat
  3832. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  3833. You acquire an item: Black No. 2
  3834. You acquire an item: broken wings
  3835.  
  3836. Combine 1 broken wings + 1 sunken eyes
  3837. You acquire an item: reassembled blackbird
  3838. Crafting used 1 each of broken wings and sunken eyes
  3839. You acquire an item: disintegrating barrel
  3840. After Battle: You gain 17 Strengthliness
  3841. After Battle: You gain 61 Enchantedness
  3842. You gain a Mysticality point!
  3843. After Battle: You gain 20 Smarm
  3844.  
  3845. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  3846. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  3847.  
  3848. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  3849. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
  3850.  
  3851. cast 1 Astral Shell
  3852. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  3853.  
  3854. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  3855. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  3856.  
  3857. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  3858. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  3859.  
  3860. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  3861. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  3862.  
  3863. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  3864. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  3865.  
  3866. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  3867. You gain 3 hit points
  3868. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3869. > Turn(256): Starting with 276 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  3870. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 39.29166666666667
  3871. > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 252.0
  3872. > HP: 337/337, MP: 163/539
  3873. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  3874. > ML: 103 control: 10
  3875. > Everything Looks Yellow: 127
  3876. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3877.  
  3878. smash disintegrating barrel
  3879. You acquire an item: insanely spicy jumping bean burrito
  3880.  
  3881. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  3882. > Must find the Black Market: 2
  3883.  
  3884. equip acc3 blackberry galoshes
  3885. > Pre Adventure at The Black Forest done, beep.
  3886.  
  3887. [257] The Black Forest
  3888. Encounter: All Over the Map
  3889. Took choice 923/1: fight blackberry bush, visit cobbler, or raid beehive
  3890. choice.php?whichchoice=923&option=1&pwd
  3891. Encounter: You Found Your Thrill
  3892. Took choice 924/1: fight blackberry bush
  3893. choice.php?whichchoice=924&option=1&pwd
  3894. Encounter: blackberry bush
  3895. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  3896. Round 1: blackberry bush takes 3 damage.
  3897. Round 1: blackberry bush takes 2 damage.
  3898. Round 1: blackberry bush takes 5 damage.
  3899. Round 1: You lose 25 hit points
  3900. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3901. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3902. Round 2: blackberry bush drops 8 attack power.
  3903. Round 2: blackberry bush drops 8 defense.
  3904. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3905. Round 3: blackberry bush drops 23 attack power.
  3906. Round 3: blackberry bush drops 21 defense.
  3907. Round 3: blackberry bush drops 9 attack power.
  3908. Round 3: blackberry bush drops 9 defense.
  3909. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  3910. Round 4: blackberry bush takes 7 damage.
  3911. Round 4: blackberry bush drops 9 attack power.
  3912. Round 4: blackberry bush drops 8 defense.
  3913. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  3914. Round 5: blackberry bush takes 13 damage.
  3915. Round 5: You gain 13 hit points
  3916. Round 5: blackberry bush drops 8 attack power.
  3917. Round 5: blackberry bush drops 8 defense.
  3918. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  3919. Round 6: blackberry bush drops 8 attack power.
  3920. Round 6: blackberry bush drops 8 defense.
  3921. Round 6: blackberry bush drops 8 attack power.
  3922. Round 6: blackberry bush drops 8 defense.
  3923. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  3924. Round 7: blackberry bush takes 42 damage.
  3925. Round 7: blackberry bush takes 42 damage.
  3926. Round 7: blackberry bush drops 9 attack power.
  3927. Round 7: blackberry bush drops 9 defense.
  3928. Round 7: blackberry bush takes 3 damage.
  3929. Round 7: blackberry bush takes 1 damage.
  3930. Round 7: blackberry bush takes 6 damage.
  3931. Round 7: You lose 7 hit points
  3932. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  3933. Round 8: blackberry bush takes 42 damage.
  3934. Round 8: blackberry bush takes 42 damage.
  3935. Round 8: blackberry bush drops 10 attack power.
  3936. Round 8: blackberry bush drops 9 defense.
  3937. Round 8: blackberry bush takes 2 damage.
  3938. Round 8: blackberry bush takes 1 damage.
  3939. Round 8: blackberry bush takes 6 damage.
  3940. Round 8: You lose 4 hit points
  3941. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  3942. Round 9: blackberry bush takes 42 damage.
  3943. Round 9: blackberry bush takes 42 damage.
  3944. Round 9: blackberry bush drops 8 attack power.
  3945. Round 9: blackberry bush drops 10 defense.
  3946. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  3947. After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
  3948. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  3949. You acquire an item: blackberry
  3950. You acquire an item: blackberry
  3951. After Battle: You gain 14 Strongness
  3952. After Battle: You gain 61 Magicalness
  3953. After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek
  3954.  
  3955. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  3956. You gain 13 hit points
  3957. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3958. > Turn(257): Starting with 275 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  3959. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 39.29166666666667
  3960. > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 252.0
  3961. > HP: 337/337, MP: 145/539
  3962. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  3963. > ML: 103 control: 10
  3964. > Everything Looks Yellow: 126
  3965. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3966.  
  3967. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  3968. > Must find the Black Market: 2
  3969.  
  3970. equip acc3 blackberry galoshes
  3971. > Pre Adventure at The Black Forest done, beep.
  3972.  
  3973. [258] The Black Forest
  3974. Encounter: Wooof! Wooooooof!
  3975. Took choice 1106/2: +50% all stats for 30 turns
  3976. choice.php?whichchoice=1106&option=2&pwd
  3977. You acquire an effect: Adventurer's Best Friendship (30)
  3978. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3979. > Turn(257): Starting with 275 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  3980. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 39.29166666666667
  3981. > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 252.0
  3982. > HP: 337/337, MP: 145/539
  3983. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  3984. > ML: 103 control: 10
  3985. > Everything Looks Yellow: 126
  3986. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3987.  
  3988. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  3989. > Must find the Black Market: 2
  3990.  
  3991. equip acc3 blackberry galoshes
  3992. > Pre Adventure at The Black Forest done, beep.
  3993.  
  3994. [258] The Black Forest
  3995. Encounter: black magic woman
  3996. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  3997. Round 1: black magic woman takes 3 damage.
  3998. Round 1: black magic woman takes 2 damage.
  3999. Round 1: black magic woman takes 6 damage.
  4000. Round 1: You lose 30 hit points
  4001. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4002. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4003. Round 2: black magic woman drops 8 attack power.
  4004. Round 2: black magic woman drops 9 defense.
  4005. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4006. Round 3: black magic woman drops 23 attack power.
  4007. Round 3: black magic woman drops 21 defense.
  4008. Round 3: black magic woman drops 10 attack power.
  4009. Round 3: black magic woman drops 10 defense.
  4010. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  4011. Round 4: black magic woman takes 7 damage.
  4012. Round 4: black magic woman drops 9 attack power.
  4013. Round 4: black magic woman drops 9 defense.
  4014. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  4015. Round 5: black magic woman takes 13 damage.
  4016. Round 5: You gain 13 hit points
  4017. Round 5: black magic woman drops 8 attack power.
  4018. Round 5: black magic woman drops 8 defense.
  4019. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  4020. Round 6: black magic woman drops 8 attack power.
  4021. Round 6: black magic woman drops 7 defense.
  4022. Round 6: black magic woman drops 9 attack power.
  4023. Round 6: black magic woman drops 8 defense.
  4024. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  4025. Round 7: black magic woman takes 42 damage.
  4026. Round 7: black magic woman takes 42 damage.
  4027. Round 7: black magic woman drops 11 attack power.
  4028. Round 7: black magic woman drops 8 defense.
  4029. Round 7: black magic woman takes 2 damage.
  4030. Round 7: black magic woman takes 1 damage.
  4031. Round 7: black magic woman takes 3 damage.
  4032. Round 7: You lose 7 hit points
  4033. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  4034. Round 8: black magic woman takes 42 damage.
  4035. Round 8: black magic woman takes 42 damage.
  4036. Round 8: black magic woman drops 11 attack power.
  4037. Round 8: black magic woman drops 9 defense.
  4038. Round 8: black magic woman takes 3 damage.
  4039. Round 8: black magic woman takes 2 damage.
  4040. Round 8: black magic woman takes 5 damage.
  4041. Round 8: You lose 5 hit points
  4042. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  4043. Round 9: black magic woman takes 42 damage.
  4044. Round 9: black magic woman takes 42 damage.
  4045. Round 9: black magic woman drops 9 attack power.
  4046. Round 9: black magic woman drops 10 defense.
  4047. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  4048. After Battle: Your reassembled blackbird flies ahead of you, and as the crow flies, he helps you scout out the area.
  4049. After Battle: These galoshes make it a lot easier to stomp around through the soggy underbrush.
  4050. After Battle: In a secluded valley surrounded by towering black trees, you spot a mineshaft sunk deep into the black depths of the earth. You mark its location on your black map.
  4051. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  4052. After Battle: You gain 5 Chutzpah
  4053. After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek
  4054. You gain 235 Meat
  4055. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  4056. You acquire an item: little black book
  4057. You acquire an item: black eye shadow
  4058. You acquire an item: black magic powder
  4059. After Battle: You gain 20 Strengthliness
  4060. After Battle: You gain 68 Mysteriousness
  4061. After Battle: You gain 11 Sarcasm
  4062.  
  4063. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  4064. You gain 18 hit points
  4065. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4066. > Turn(258): Starting with 274 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  4067. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 39.29166666666667
  4068. > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 252.0
  4069. > HP: 337/337, MP: 127/539
  4070. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  4071. > ML: 103 control: 10
  4072. > Everything Looks Yellow: 125
  4073. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4074.  
  4075. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  4076. > Must find the Black Market: 3
  4077.  
  4078. equip acc3 blackberry galoshes
  4079. > Pre Adventure at The Black Forest done, beep.
  4080.  
  4081. [259] The Black Forest
  4082. Encounter: black friar
  4083. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  4084. Round 1: black friar takes 3 damage.
  4085. Round 1: black friar takes 2 damage.
  4086. Round 1: black friar takes 6 damage.
  4087. Round 1: You lose 29 hit points
  4088. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4089. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4090. Round 2: black friar drops 9 attack power.
  4091. Round 2: black friar drops 8 defense.
  4092. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4093. Round 3: black friar drops 23 attack power.
  4094. Round 3: black friar drops 21 defense.
  4095. Round 3: black friar drops 9 attack power.
  4096. Round 3: black friar drops 8 defense.
  4097. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  4098. Round 4: black friar takes 7 damage.
  4099. Round 4: black friar drops 10 attack power.
  4100. Round 4: black friar drops 8 defense.
  4101. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  4102. Round 5: black friar takes 12 damage.
  4103. Round 5: You gain 12 hit points
  4104. Round 5: black friar drops 9 attack power.
  4105. Round 5: black friar drops 8 defense.
  4106. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  4107. Round 6: black friar drops 8 attack power.
  4108. Round 6: black friar drops 7 defense.
  4109. Round 6: black friar drops 9 attack power.
  4110. Round 6: black friar drops 8 defense.
  4111. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  4112. Round 7: black friar takes 42 damage.
  4113. Round 7: black friar takes 42 damage.
  4114. Round 7: black friar drops 10 attack power.
  4115. Round 7: black friar drops 9 defense.
  4116. Round 7: black friar takes 3 damage.
  4117. Round 7: black friar takes 1 damage.
  4118. Round 7: black friar takes 4 damage.
  4119. Round 7: You lose 7 hit points
  4120. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  4121. Round 8: black friar takes 42 damage.
  4122. Round 8: black friar takes 83 damage.
  4123. Round 8: black friar drops 8 attack power.
  4124. Round 8: black friar drops 9 defense.
  4125. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  4126. After Battle: Your reassembled blackbird flies ahead of you, and as the crow flies, he helps you scout out the area.
  4127. After Battle: These galoshes make it a lot easier to stomp around through the soggy underbrush.
  4128. After Battle: In a copse that would be idyllic if it weren't so dark, you find a church that would be picturesque if it wasn't so sinister. You mark its location on your black map, in case you ever want to go to a scary church for some reason. Like if Halloween falls on a Sunday, maybe.
  4129. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  4130. You acquire an item: black label
  4131. After Battle: You gain 16 Strongness
  4132. After Battle: You gain 61 Wizardliness
  4133. You gain a Mysticality point!
  4134. After Battle: You gain 20 Sarcasm
  4135.  
  4136. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  4137. You gain 16 hit points
  4138. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4139. > Turn(259): Starting with 273 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  4140. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 39.29166666666667
  4141. > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 252.0
  4142. > HP: 337/337, MP: 111/543
  4143. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  4144. > ML: 103 control: 10
  4145. > Everything Looks Yellow: 124
  4146. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4147.  
  4148. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  4149. > Must find the Black Market: 4
  4150.  
  4151. equip acc3 blackberry galoshes
  4152. > Pre Adventure at The Black Forest done, beep.
  4153.  
  4154. [260] The Black Forest
  4155. Encounter: black widow
  4156. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  4157. Round 1: black widow takes 2 damage.
  4158. Round 1: black widow takes 1 damage.
  4159. Round 1: black widow takes 5 damage.
  4160. Round 1: You lose 25 hit points
  4161. You acquire an effect: Really Quite Poisoned (10)
  4162. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4163. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4164. Round 2: black widow drops 10 attack power.
  4165. Round 2: black widow drops 8 defense.
  4166. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4167. Round 3: black widow drops 23 attack power.
  4168. Round 3: black widow drops 21 defense.
  4169. Round 3: black widow drops 9 attack power.
  4170. Round 3: black widow drops 8 defense.
  4171. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  4172. Round 4: black widow takes 3 damage.
  4173. Round 4: black widow drops 8 attack power.
  4174. Round 4: black widow drops 9 defense.
  4175. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  4176. Round 5: black widow takes 13 damage.
  4177. Round 5: You gain 13 hit points
  4178. Round 5: black widow drops 9 attack power.
  4179. Round 5: black widow drops 8 defense.
  4180. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  4181. Round 6: black widow drops 8 attack power.
  4182. Round 6: black widow drops 7 defense.
  4183. Round 6: black widow drops 8 attack power.
  4184. Round 6: black widow drops 9 defense.
  4185. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  4186. Round 7: black widow takes 42 damage.
  4187. Round 7: black widow takes 42 damage.
  4188. Round 7: black widow drops 8 attack power.
  4189. Round 7: black widow drops 8 defense.
  4190. Round 7: black widow takes 2 damage.
  4191. Round 7: black widow takes 2 damage.
  4192. Round 7: black widow takes 3 damage.
  4193. Round 7: You lose 19 hit points
  4194. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  4195. Round 8: black widow takes 42 damage.
  4196. Round 8: black widow takes 42 damage.
  4197. Round 8: black widow drops 8 attack power.
  4198. Round 8: black widow drops 11 defense.
  4199. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  4200. Round 9: black widow takes 42 damage.
  4201. Round 9: black widow takes 42 damage.
  4202. Round 9: black widow drops 9 attack power.
  4203. Round 9: black widow drops 9 defense.
  4204. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  4205. After Battle: Your reassembled blackbird flies ahead of you, and as the crow flies, he helps you scout out the area.
  4206. After Battle: These galoshes make it a lot easier to stomp around through the soggy underbrush.
  4207. After Battle: You find a black top sitting on the ground, but you're concerned it won't match your shoes, so you leave it where it is.
  4208. After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
  4209. After Battle: You gain 5 Beefiness
  4210. Your familiar gains a pound: Horace, the 3 lb. Reassembled Blackbird
  4211. You gain 132 Meat
  4212. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  4213. You acquire an item: black pension check
  4214. You acquire an item: black picnic basket
  4215. After Battle: You gain 14 Beefiness
  4216. You gain a Muscle point!
  4217. After Battle: You gain 76 Magicalness
  4218. After Battle: You gain 14 Cheek
  4219.  
  4220. cast 1 Disco Nap
  4221. You gain 40 hit points
  4222. You lose an effect: Really Quite Poisoned (0)
  4223.  
  4224. cast 1 Musk of the Moose
  4225. You acquire an effect: Musk of the Moose (10)
  4226.  
  4227. cast 1 Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
  4228. You acquire an effect: Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation (10)
  4229. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4230. > Turn(260): Starting with 272 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  4231. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 39.29166666666667
  4232. > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 252.0
  4233. > HP: 286/338, MP: 70/543
  4234. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  4235. > ML: 103 control: 10
  4236. > Everything Looks Yellow: 123
  4237. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4238.  
  4239. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  4240. > Must find the Black Market: 4
  4241.  
  4242. equip acc3 blackberry galoshes
  4243. > Pre Adventure at The Black Forest done, beep.
  4244. > Restoring MP! Currently at 286 of 338 HP, 70 of 543 MP, current meat: 10411 ... Target MP = 272.
  4245. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  4246. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  4247.  
  4248. buy 21 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
  4249. You spent 1,785 Meat
  4250. You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (21)
  4251.  
  4252. use 21 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  4253. You gain 210 Mana Points
  4254.  
  4255. [261] The Black Forest
  4256. Encounter: black magic woman
  4257. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  4258. Round 1: black magic woman takes 3 damage.
  4259. Round 1: black magic woman takes 2 damage.
  4260. Round 1: black magic woman takes 2 damage.
  4261. Round 1: You lose 29 hit points
  4262. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4263. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4264. Round 2: black magic woman drops 10 attack power.
  4265. Round 2: black magic woman drops 10 defense.
  4266. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4267. Round 3: black magic woman drops 23 attack power.
  4268. Round 3: black magic woman drops 21 defense.
  4269. Round 3: black magic woman drops 9 attack power.
  4270. Round 3: black magic woman drops 9 defense.
  4271. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  4272. Round 4: black magic woman takes 7 damage.
  4273. Round 4: black magic woman drops 11 attack power.
  4274. Round 4: black magic woman drops 9 defense.
  4275. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  4276. Round 5: black magic woman takes 13 damage.
  4277. Round 5: You gain 13 hit points
  4278. Round 5: black magic woman drops 8 attack power.
  4279. Round 5: black magic woman drops 8 defense.
  4280. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  4281. Round 6: black magic woman drops 8 attack power.
  4282. Round 6: black magic woman drops 7 defense.
  4283. Round 6: black magic woman drops 9 attack power.
  4284. Round 6: black magic woman drops 11 defense.
  4285. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  4286. Round 7: black magic woman takes 83 damage.
  4287. Round 7: black magic woman takes 42 damage.
  4288. Round 7: black magic woman drops 8 attack power.
  4289. Round 7: black magic woman drops 9 defense.
  4290. Round 7: black magic woman takes 3 damage.
  4291. Round 7: black magic woman takes 2 damage.
  4292. Round 7: black magic woman takes 6 damage.
  4293. Round 7: You lose 7 hit points
  4294. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  4295. Round 8: black magic woman takes 42 damage.
  4296. Round 8: black magic woman takes 42 damage.
  4297. Round 8: black magic woman drops 9 attack power.
  4298. Round 8: black magic woman drops 9 defense.
  4299. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  4300. After Battle: Your reassembled blackbird flies ahead of you, and as the crow flies, he helps you scout out the area.
  4301. After Battle: These galoshes make it a lot easier to stomp around through the soggy underbrush.
  4302. After Battle: At long last, you discover the trail leading to the Black Market. Frustrated that it took so long, you wonder why they didn't just put up a sign. But then you remember what a black market is, and realize why that would have been a bad idea.
  4303. After Battle: Tingteng looks more powerful...
  4304. You gain 237 Meat
  4305. After Battle: Tingteng spins and whirls in the breeze, like a spicy little dust devil.
  4306. You acquire an item: black magic powder
  4307. You acquire an item: disintegrating barrel
  4308. After Battle: You gain 21 Beefiness
  4309. After Battle: You gain 58 Magicalness
  4310. After Battle: You gain 17 Sarcasm
  4311.  
  4312. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  4313. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  4314.  
  4315. cast 1 Wry Smile
  4316. You acquire an effect: Wry Smile (10)
  4317.  
  4318. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  4319. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  4320.  
  4321. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  4322. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  4323.  
  4324. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  4325. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  4326.  
  4327. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  4328. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  4329.  
  4330. cast 1 Astral Shell
  4331. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  4332.  
  4333. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  4334. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  4335.  
  4336. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  4337. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  4338.  
  4339. cast 1 Scarysauce
  4340. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  4341.  
  4342. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  4343. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  4344.  
  4345. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  4346. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  4347.  
  4348. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  4349. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  4350.  
  4351. cast 1 Blubber Up
  4352. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  4353.  
  4354. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  4355. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  4356.  
  4357. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  4358. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  4359.  
  4360. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  4361. You gain 68 hit points
  4362. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4363. > Turn(261): Starting with 271 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  4364. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 39.29166666666667
  4365. > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 253.0
  4366. > HP: 338/338, MP: 90/543
  4367. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  4368. > ML: 103 control: 10
  4369. > Everything Looks Yellow: 122
  4370. > Found an unexpected Black Market (11 - via questL11Black)
  4371. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4372.  
  4373. smash disintegrating barrel
  4374. You acquire an item: insanely spicy bean burrito
  4375.  
  4376. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  4377. > Getting the McMuffin Book
  4378.  
  4379. buy 1 forged identification documents for 4750 each from The Black Market
  4380. You spent 4,750 Meat
  4381. You acquire an item: forged identification documents
  4382. > Turn(261): Starting with 271 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  4383. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 39.29166666666667
  4384. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 273.0
  4385. > HP: 338/368, MP: 90/568
  4386. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  4387. > ML: 103 control: 10
  4388. > Everything Looks Yellow: 122
  4389. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4390.  
  4391. autosell: 1 beer bomb
  4392. You gain 150 Meat
  4393. > Getting the McMuffin Diary
  4394.  
  4395. [262] The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency
  4396. Took choice 793/1: Muscle Vacation
  4397. choice.php?whichchoice=793&option=1&pwd
  4398. You lose 3 Adventures
  4399. You spent 500 Meat
  4400. You acquire an item: your father's MacGuffin diary
  4401.  
  4402. diary.php?textversion=1
  4403.  
  4404. cast 1 Disco Fever
  4405. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  4406.  
  4407. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  4408. You gain 6 hit points
  4409. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4410.  
  4411. diary.php?textversion=1
  4412. > Turn(264): Starting with 268 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  4413. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 22.041666666666668
  4414. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 273.0
  4415. > HP: 368/368, MP: 96/568
  4416. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  4417. > ML: 103 control: 10
  4418. > Everything Looks Yellow: 119
  4419. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4420.  
  4421. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  4422.  
  4423. equip acc3 pirate fledges
  4424. > It always be swordfish.
  4425.  
  4426. familiar Intergnat (32 lbs)
  4427.  
  4428. uneffect Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
  4429.  
  4430. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  4431. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  4432. You lose an effect: Musk of the Moose (0)
  4433.  
  4434. cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
  4435. You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (10)
  4436. You acquire an effect: Driving Stealthily (30)
  4437. > Pre Adventure at The Poop Deck done, beep.
  4438. > Restoring MP! Currently at 353 of 353 HP, 66 of 565 MP, current meat: 3763 ... Target MP = 283.
  4439. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  4440. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  4441.  
  4442. buy 22 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  4443. You spent 1,672 Meat
  4444. You acquire black cherry soda (22)
  4445.  
  4446. use 22 black cherry soda
  4447. You gain 218 Mana Points
  4448.  
  4449. [265] The Poop Deck
  4450. Encounter: warty pirate WITH BACON!!!
  4451. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  4452. Round 1: warty pirate takes 2 damage.
  4453. Round 1: warty pirate takes 6 damage.
  4454. Round 1: You lose 20 hit points
  4455. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4456. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4457. Round 2: warty pirate drops 9 attack power.
  4458. Round 2: warty pirate drops 8 defense.
  4459. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4460. Round 3: warty pirate drops 22 attack power.
  4461. Round 3: warty pirate drops 21 defense.
  4462. Round 3: warty pirate drops 9 attack power.
  4463. Round 3: warty pirate drops 9 defense.
  4464. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  4465. Round 4: warty pirate takes 8 damage.
  4466. Round 4: warty pirate drops 9 attack power.
  4467. Round 4: warty pirate drops 8 defense.
  4468. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  4469. Round 5: warty pirate takes 12 damage.
  4470. Round 5: You gain 12 hit points
  4471. Round 5: warty pirate drops 8 attack power.
  4472. Round 5: warty pirate drops 8 defense.
  4473. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  4474. Round 6: warty pirate drops 8 attack power.
  4475. Round 6: warty pirate drops 7 defense.
  4476. Round 6: warty pirate drops 9 attack power.
  4477. Round 6: warty pirate drops 10 defense.
  4478. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  4479. Round 7: warty pirate takes 83 damage.
  4480. Round 7: warty pirate takes 42 damage.
  4481. Round 7: warty pirate drops 9 attack power.
  4482. Round 7: warty pirate drops 9 defense.
  4483. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  4484. Round 8: warty pirate takes 42 damage.
  4485. Round 8: warty pirate takes 42 damage.
  4486. Round 8: warty pirate drops 9 attack power.
  4487. Round 8: warty pirate drops 9 defense.
  4488. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  4489. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  4490. After Battle: You gain 4 Cheek
  4491. You gain 192 Meat
  4492. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  4493. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  4494. You acquire an item: fish-liver oil
  4495. You acquire an item: copper ha'penny charrrm
  4496. You acquire an item: vinegar-soaked lemon slice
  4497. You acquire an item: li'l pirate costume
  4498. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  4499. After Battle: You gain 10 Strongness
  4500. After Battle: You gain 45 Mysteriousness
  4501. After Battle: You gain 28 Chutzpah
  4502. Paranormal activity reported at Cobb's Knob Treasury.
  4503.  
  4504. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  4505. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  4506.  
  4507. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  4508. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  4509.  
  4510. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  4511. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  4512.  
  4513. cast 1 Scarysauce
  4514. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  4515.  
  4516. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  4517. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  4518.  
  4519. cast 1 Blessing of the War Snapper
  4520. You acquire an effect: Disdain of the War Snapper (10)
  4521.  
  4522. cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord
  4523. You acquire an effect: Shield of the Pastalord (10)
  4524.  
  4525. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  4526. You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10)
  4527.  
  4528. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  4529. You gain 7 hit points
  4530. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4531. > Turn(265): Starting with 267 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  4532. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 30.425000000000004
  4533. > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 355.0624593627916
  4534. > HP: 360/360, MP: 144/565
  4535. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  4536. > ML: 103 control: 10
  4537. > Everything Looks Yellow: 118
  4538. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4539.  
  4540. equip back LOV Epaulettes
  4541.  
  4542. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  4543.  
  4544. Converting insanely spicy bean burrito into Fuel
  4545. > Compressed 1 insanely spicy bean burrito into sheep, I mean fuel: 14 --> 23
  4546.  
  4547. Converting insanely spicy jumping bean burrito into Fuel
  4548. > Compressed 1 insanely spicy jumping bean burrito into sheep, I mean fuel: 23 --> 34
  4549.  
  4550. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  4551. You gain 30 hit points
  4552. > Ghost busting time! At: Cobb's Knob Treasury
  4553.  
  4554. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  4555. > Time to bust some ghosts!!!
  4556. > Pre Adventure at Cobb's Knob Treasury done, beep.
  4557.  
  4558. [266] Cobb's Knob Treasury
  4559. Encounter: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege WITH BACON!!!
  4560. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  4561. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  4562. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4563. Round 1: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  4564. Round 2: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  4565. Round 3: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege takes 1 damage.
  4566. Round 3: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege takes 1 damage.
  4567. Round 3: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege takes 1 damage.
  4568. Round 3: You lose 29 hit points
  4569. Round 3: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  4570. Round 4: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege takes 1 damage.
  4571. Round 4: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege takes 1 damage.
  4572. Round 4: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege takes 1 damage.
  4573. Round 4: You lose 29 hit points
  4574. Round 4: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  4575. Round 5: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege takes 1 damage.
  4576. Round 5: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege takes 1 damage.
  4577. Round 5: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege takes 1 damage.
  4578. Round 5: You lose 29 hit points
  4579. > Busting makes me feel good!!
  4580. Round 5: Arbos casts TRAP GHOST!
  4581. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  4582. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  4583. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  4584. You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob (5)
  4585. You acquire an item: Mr. Screege's spectacles
  4586. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  4587. After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
  4588. After Battle: You gain 14 Strongness
  4589. After Battle: You gain 49 Magicalness
  4590. After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek
  4591.  
  4592. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  4593. You gain 104 hit points
  4594. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4595. > Turn(265): Starting with 267 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  4596. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 26.21041666666667
  4597. > Meat Drop: 180.0 Item Drop: 380.0624593627916
  4598. > HP: 390/390, MP: 104/590
  4599. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  4600. > ML: 103 control: 10
  4601. > Everything Looks Yellow: 118
  4602. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4603.  
  4604. equip back LOV Epaulettes
  4605.  
  4606. equip acc3 pirate fledges
  4607. > It always be swordfish.
  4608. > Pre Adventure at The Poop Deck done, beep.
  4609. > Restoring MP! Currently at 345 of 345 HP, 104 of 543 MP, current meat: 2283 ... Target MP = 272.
  4610. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  4611.  
  4612. use 5 psychokinetic energy blob
  4613. You gain 128 Mana Points
  4614. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  4615.  
  4616. buy 4 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  4617. You spent 304 Meat
  4618. You acquire black cherry soda (4)
  4619.  
  4620. use 4 black cherry soda
  4621. You gain 39 Mana Points
  4622.  
  4623. buy 1 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  4624. You spent 76 Meat
  4625. You acquire an item: black cherry soda
  4626.  
  4627. use 1 black cherry soda
  4628. You gain 10 Mana Points
  4629.  
  4630. [266] The Poop Deck
  4631. Encounter: It's Always Swordfish
  4632. > Turn(266): Starting with 266 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  4633. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 38.46666666666667
  4634. > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 340.0624593627916
  4635. > HP: 345/345, MP: 294/543
  4636. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  4637. > ML: 103 control: 10
  4638. > Everything Looks Yellow: 117
  4639. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4640.  
  4641. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  4642.  
  4643. equip acc3 pirate fledges
  4644. > Well, need to farm gaudy keys I suppose... sigh.
  4645. > Source Terminal request: educate extract.edu
  4646. Source Terminal: educate extract.edu
  4647. > Source Terminal request: educate duplicate.edu
  4648. Source Terminal: educate duplicate.edu
  4649. > Pre Adventure at Belowdecks done, beep.
  4650.  
  4651. [267] Belowdecks
  4652. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR gaudy pirate
  4653. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  4654. Round 1: gaudy pirate takes 2 damage.
  4655. Round 1: gaudy pirate takes 2 damage.
  4656. Round 1: gaudy pirate takes 6 damage.
  4657. Round 1: You lose 27 hit points
  4658. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4659. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4660. Round 2: gaudy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  4661. Round 2: gaudy pirate drops 11 defense.
  4662. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4663. Round 3: gaudy pirate drops 24 attack power.
  4664. Round 3: gaudy pirate drops 23 defense.
  4665. Round 3: gaudy pirate drops 11 attack power.
  4666. Round 3: gaudy pirate drops 10 defense.
  4667. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  4668. Round 4: gaudy pirate takes 8 damage.
  4669. Round 4: gaudy pirate drops 11 attack power.
  4670. Round 4: gaudy pirate drops 8 defense.
  4671. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  4672. Round 5: gaudy pirate takes 12 damage.
  4673. Round 5: You gain 12 hit points
  4674. Round 5: gaudy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  4675. Round 5: gaudy pirate drops 9 defense.
  4676. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  4677. Round 6: gaudy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  4678. Round 6: gaudy pirate drops 8 defense.
  4679. Round 6: gaudy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  4680. Round 6: gaudy pirate drops 9 defense.
  4681. Round 6: Arbos casts DUPLICATE!
  4682. Round 7: gaudy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  4683. Round 7: gaudy pirate drops 9 defense.
  4684. Round 7: gaudy pirate takes 4 damage.
  4685. Round 7: gaudy pirate takes 2 damage.
  4686. Round 7: gaudy pirate takes 5 damage.
  4687. Round 7: You lose 44 hit points
  4688. Round 7: gaudy pirate takes 3 damage.
  4689. Round 7: gaudy pirate takes 1 damage.
  4690. Round 7: gaudy pirate takes 2 damage.
  4691. Round 7: You lose 44 hit points
  4692. Round 7: Arbos uses the exploding cigar and uses the exploding cigar!
  4693. Round 8: gaudy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  4694. Round 8: gaudy pirate drops 10 defense.
  4695. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  4696. After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
  4697. After Battle: You gain 4 Beefiness
  4698. You gain 286 Meat
  4699. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  4700. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  4701. You acquire an item: gaudy key
  4702. You acquire an item: enormous hoop earring
  4703. You acquire an item: gaudy key
  4704. After Battle: Isabella pops up unexpectedly, interrupting what you're doing, and shoves an advertisement in your face.
  4705. You acquire an item: scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil
  4706. You acquire an item: BACON
  4707. After Battle: You gain 18 Fortitude
  4708. After Battle: You gain 56 Mysteriousness
  4709. You gain a Mysticality point!
  4710. After Battle: You gain 24 Smarm
  4711.  
  4712. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  4713. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  4714.  
  4715. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  4716. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
  4717.  
  4718. cast 1 Astral Shell
  4719. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  4720.  
  4721. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  4722. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  4723.  
  4724. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  4725. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  4726.  
  4727. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  4728. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  4729.  
  4730. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  4731. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  4732.  
  4733. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  4734. You gain 94 hit points
  4735. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4736. > Source Terminal request: educate extract.edu
  4737. Source Terminal: educate extract.edu
  4738. > Source Terminal request: educate portscan.edu
  4739. Source Terminal: educate portscan.edu
  4740. > Turn(267): Starting with 265 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  4741. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 39.96666666666667
  4742. > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 340.0624593627916
  4743. > HP: 345/345, MP: 199/546
  4744. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  4745. > ML: 103 control: 10
  4746. > Everything Looks Yellow: 116
  4747. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4748.  
  4749. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  4750. > Source Terminal request: educate extract.edu
  4751. Source Terminal: educate extract.edu
  4752. > Source Terminal request: educate digitize.edu
  4753. Source Terminal: educate digitize.edu
  4754.  
  4755. equip acc3 pirate fledges
  4756.  
  4757. Use 1 gaudy key
  4758. You acquire an item: snakehead charrrm
  4759.  
  4760. Use 1 gaudy key
  4761. You acquire an item: snakehead charrrm
  4762.  
  4763. Use 1 snakehead charrrm + 1 snakehead charrrm
  4764. You acquire an item: Talisman o' Namsilat
  4765. > Turn(267): Starting with 265 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  4766. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 39.96666666666667
  4767. > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 340.0624593627916
  4768. > HP: 345/345, MP: 199/546
  4769. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  4770. > ML: 103 control: 10
  4771. > Everything Looks Yellow: 116
  4772. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4773.  
  4774. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  4775. > Searching for the basement of Spookyraven
  4776. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Ballroom done, beep.
  4777.  
  4778. [268] The Haunted Ballroom
  4779. Encounter: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres NAMED NEIL
  4780. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4781. Round 1: You lose 6 hit points
  4782. Adjusted combat item count: exploding cigar
  4783. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4784. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4785. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 15 damage.
  4786. Round 2: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres takes 15 damage.
  4787. Round 2: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres drops 7 attack power.
  4788. Round 2: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres drops 7 defense.
  4789. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4790. Round 3: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres drops 16 attack power.
  4791. Round 3: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres drops 16 defense.
  4792. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 25 damage.
  4793. Round 3: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres takes 25 damage.
  4794. Round 3: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres drops 6 attack power.
  4795. Round 3: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres drops 8 defense.
  4796. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  4797. Round 4: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres takes 7 damage.
  4798. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 25 damage.
  4799. Round 4: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres takes 25 damage.
  4800. Round 4: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres drops 6 attack power.
  4801. Round 4: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres drops 6 defense.
  4802. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  4803. Round 5: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres takes 6 damage.
  4804. Round 5: You gain 6 hit points
  4805. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 22 damage.
  4806. Round 5: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres takes 22 damage.
  4807. Round 5: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres drops 7 attack power.
  4808. Round 5: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres drops 8 defense.
  4809. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  4810. Round 6: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres drops 6 attack power.
  4811. Round 6: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres drops 5 defense.
  4812. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 14 damage.
  4813. Round 6: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres takes 14 damage.
  4814. Round 6: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres drops 6 attack power.
  4815. Round 6: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres drops 8 defense.
  4816. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  4817. Round 7: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres takes 42 damage.
  4818. Round 7: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres takes 84 damage.
  4819. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 17 damage.
  4820. Round 7: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres takes 17 damage.
  4821. Round 7: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres drops 7 attack power.
  4822. Round 7: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres drops 7 defense.
  4823. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  4824. After Battle: You gain 4 Cheek
  4825. Your familiar gains a pound: Isabella, the 13 lb. Intergnat
  4826. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  4827. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  4828. You acquire an item: dehydrated caviar
  4829. You acquire an item: desiccated apricot
  4830. You acquire an item: flute of flat champagne
  4831. You acquire an item: BACON
  4832. After Battle: You gain 19 Strongness
  4833. After Battle: You gain 39 Magicalness
  4834. After Battle: You gain 14 Chutzpah
  4835. You gain a Moxie point!
  4836.  
  4837. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  4838. You gain 23 hit points
  4839. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4840. > Turn(268): Starting with 264 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  4841. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 34.34166666666667
  4842. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 361.63126566315134
  4843. > HP: 375/375, MP: 186/570
  4844. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  4845. > ML: 103 control: 10
  4846. > Everything Looks Yellow: 115
  4847. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4848. > Searching for the basement of Spookyraven
  4849. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Ballroom done, beep.
  4850.  
  4851. [269] The Haunted Ballroom
  4852. Encounter: Strung-Up Quartet
  4853. Took choice 106/2: decrease combat frequency
  4854. choice.php?whichchoice=106&option=2&pwd
  4855.  
  4856. cast 1 Scarysauce
  4857. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  4858. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4859. > Turn(269): Starting with 263 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  4860. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 34.34166666666667
  4861. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 361.63126566315134
  4862. > HP: 375/375, MP: 188/570
  4863. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  4864. > ML: 103 control: 10
  4865. > Everything Looks Yellow: 114
  4866. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4867. > Searching for the basement of Spookyraven
  4868. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Ballroom done, beep.
  4869.  
  4870. [270] The Haunted Ballroom
  4871. Encounter: tapdancing skeleton WITH BACON!!!
  4872. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  4873. Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
  4874. Round 1: tapdancing skeleton takes 2 damage.
  4875. Round 1: tapdancing skeleton takes 2 damage.
  4876. Round 1: tapdancing skeleton takes 1 damage.
  4877. Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
  4878. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4879. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4880. Round 2: tapdancing skeleton drops 8 attack power.
  4881. Round 2: tapdancing skeleton drops 6 defense.
  4882. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4883. Round 3: tapdancing skeleton drops 16 attack power.
  4884. Round 3: tapdancing skeleton drops 16 defense.
  4885. Round 3: tapdancing skeleton drops 7 attack power.
  4886. Round 3: tapdancing skeleton drops 6 defense.
  4887. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  4888. Round 4: tapdancing skeleton takes 7 damage.
  4889. Round 4: tapdancing skeleton drops 7 attack power.
  4890. Round 4: tapdancing skeleton drops 8 defense.
  4891. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  4892. Round 5: tapdancing skeleton takes 10 damage.
  4893. Round 5: You gain 10 hit points
  4894. Round 5: tapdancing skeleton drops 8 attack power.
  4895. Round 5: tapdancing skeleton drops 8 defense.
  4896. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  4897. Round 6: tapdancing skeleton drops 6 attack power.
  4898. Round 6: tapdancing skeleton drops 5 defense.
  4899. Round 6: tapdancing skeleton drops 6 attack power.
  4900. Round 6: tapdancing skeleton drops 7 defense.
  4901. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  4902. Round 7: tapdancing skeleton takes 42 damage.
  4903. Round 7: tapdancing skeleton takes 84 damage.
  4904. Round 7: tapdancing skeleton drops 6 attack power.
  4905. Round 7: tapdancing skeleton drops 7 defense.
  4906. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  4907. Round 8: tapdancing skeleton takes 42 damage.
  4908. Round 8: tapdancing skeleton takes 84 damage.
  4909. Round 8: tapdancing skeleton drops 6 attack power.
  4910. Round 8: tapdancing skeleton drops 8 defense.
  4911. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  4912. After Battle: Tingteng pirouettes in the air, searching for scattered items. Maybe he was a pierougi in a past life.
  4913. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  4914. You acquire an item: janglin' bones
  4915. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  4916. After Battle: You gain 14 Fortitude
  4917. After Battle: You gain 52 Magicalness
  4918. After Battle: You gain 12 Cheek
  4919.  
  4920. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  4921. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  4922.  
  4923. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  4924. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  4925. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4926. > Turn(270): Starting with 262 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  4927. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 34.34166666666667
  4928. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 361.63126566315134
  4929. > HP: 375/375, MP: 171/570
  4930. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  4931. > ML: 103 control: 10
  4932. > Everything Looks Yellow: 113
  4933. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4934. > Searching for the basement of Spookyraven
  4935. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Ballroom done, beep.
  4936.  
  4937. [271] The Haunted Ballroom
  4938. Encounter: tapdancing skeleton WITH BACON!!!
  4939. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  4940. Round 1: You lose 10 hit points
  4941. Round 1: tapdancing skeleton takes 3 damage.
  4942. Round 1: tapdancing skeleton takes 2 damage.
  4943. Round 1: tapdancing skeleton takes 1 damage.
  4944. Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
  4945. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4946. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4947. Round 2: tapdancing skeleton drops 7 attack power.
  4948. Round 2: tapdancing skeleton drops 8 defense.
  4949. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4950. Round 3: tapdancing skeleton drops 17 attack power.
  4951. Round 3: tapdancing skeleton drops 15 defense.
  4952. Round 3: tapdancing skeleton drops 8 attack power.
  4953. Round 3: tapdancing skeleton drops 7 defense.
  4954. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  4955. Round 4: tapdancing skeleton takes 7 damage.
  4956. Round 4: tapdancing skeleton drops 6 attack power.
  4957. Round 4: tapdancing skeleton drops 6 defense.
  4958. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  4959. Round 5: tapdancing skeleton takes 9 damage.
  4960. Round 5: You gain 9 hit points
  4961. Round 5: tapdancing skeleton drops 8 attack power.
  4962. Round 5: tapdancing skeleton drops 7 defense.
  4963. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  4964. Round 6: tapdancing skeleton drops 6 attack power.
  4965. Round 6: tapdancing skeleton drops 5 defense.
  4966. Round 6: tapdancing skeleton drops 7 attack power.
  4967. Round 6: tapdancing skeleton drops 7 defense.
  4968. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  4969. Round 7: tapdancing skeleton takes 42 damage.
  4970. Round 7: tapdancing skeleton takes 84 damage.
  4971. Round 7: tapdancing skeleton drops 8 attack power.
  4972. Round 7: tapdancing skeleton drops 6 defense.
  4973. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  4974. Round 8: tapdancing skeleton takes 42 damage.
  4975. Round 8: tapdancing skeleton takes 84 damage.
  4976. Round 8: tapdancing skeleton drops 7 attack power.
  4977. Round 8: tapdancing skeleton drops 6 defense.
  4978. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  4979. After Battle: Tingteng pirouettes in the air, searching for scattered items. Maybe he was a pierougi in a past life.
  4980. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  4981. You acquire an item: worn tophat
  4982. You acquire an item: tap shoes
  4983. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  4984. After Battle: You gain 17 Strongness
  4985. After Battle: You gain 45 Wizardliness
  4986. After Battle: You gain 13 Cheek
  4987.  
  4988. cast 1 Wry Smile
  4989. You acquire an effect: Wry Smile (10)
  4990.  
  4991. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  4992. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  4993.  
  4994. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  4995. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  4996.  
  4997. cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
  4998. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
  4999.  
  5000. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  5001. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  5002. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5003. > Turn(271): Starting with 261 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  5004. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 34.34166666666667
  5005. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 361.63126566315134
  5006. > HP: 373/375, MP: 67/570
  5007. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  5008. > ML: 103 control: 10
  5009. > Everything Looks Yellow: 112
  5010. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5011. > Searching for the basement of Spookyraven
  5012. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Ballroom done, beep.
  5013. > Restoring MP! Currently at 373 of 375 HP, 67 of 570 MP, current meat: 2189 ... Target MP = 285.
  5014. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  5015. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  5016.  
  5017. buy 22 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  5018. You spent 1,672 Meat
  5019. You acquire black cherry soda (22)
  5020.  
  5021. use 22 black cherry soda
  5022. You gain 224 Mana Points
  5023.  
  5024. [272] The Haunted Ballroom
  5025. Encounter: We'll All Be Flat
  5026. Took choice 921/1: Play the music
  5027. choice.php?whichchoice=921&option=1&pwd
  5028. > If 'That Area is not available', mafia isn't recognizing it without a visit to manor2, not sure why.
  5029. > Turn(272): Starting with 260 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  5030. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 34.34166666666667
  5031. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 361.63126566315134
  5032. > HP: 375/375, MP: 305/570
  5033. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  5034. > ML: 103 control: 10
  5035. > Everything Looks Yellow: 111
  5036. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5037.  
  5038. equip acc3 Lord Spookyraven's spectacles
  5039.  
  5040. Inspecting the Suspicious Masonry
  5041. You acquire an item: recipe: mortar-dissolving solution
  5042.  
  5043. use 1 recipe: mortar-dissolving solution
  5044.  
  5045. use 1 recipe: mortar-dissolving solution
  5046. > Searching for vinegar
  5047.  
  5048. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  5049. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  5050.  
  5051. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  5052. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  5053. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Wine Cellar done, beep.
  5054.  
  5055. [273] The Haunted Wine Cellar
  5056. Encounter: possessed wine rack WITH BACON!!!
  5057. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  5058. Round 1: You lose 18 hit points
  5059. Round 1: possessed wine rack takes 3 damage.
  5060. Round 1: possessed wine rack takes 2 damage.
  5061. Round 1: possessed wine rack takes 1 damage.
  5062. Round 1: You lose 33 hit points
  5063. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5064. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5065. Round 2: possessed wine rack drops 11 attack power.
  5066. Round 2: possessed wine rack drops 10 defense.
  5067. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5068. Round 3: possessed wine rack drops 25 attack power.
  5069. Round 3: possessed wine rack drops 25 defense.
  5070. Round 3: possessed wine rack drops 12 attack power.
  5071. Round 3: possessed wine rack drops 10 defense.
  5072. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5073. Round 4: possessed wine rack takes 7 damage.
  5074. Round 4: possessed wine rack drops 9 attack power.
  5075. Round 4: possessed wine rack drops 10 defense.
  5076. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  5077. Round 5: possessed wine rack takes 15 damage.
  5078. Round 5: You gain 15 hit points
  5079. Round 5: possessed wine rack drops 9 attack power.
  5080. Round 5: possessed wine rack drops 9 defense.
  5081. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  5082. Round 6: possessed wine rack drops 9 attack power.
  5083. Round 6: possessed wine rack drops 9 defense.
  5084. Round 6: possessed wine rack drops 9 attack power.
  5085. Round 6: possessed wine rack drops 10 defense.
  5086. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  5087. Round 7: possessed wine rack takes 42 damage.
  5088. Round 7: possessed wine rack takes 84 damage.
  5089. Round 7: possessed wine rack drops 11 attack power.
  5090. Round 7: possessed wine rack drops 12 defense.
  5091. Round 7: possessed wine rack takes 3 damage.
  5092. Round 7: possessed wine rack takes 1 damage.
  5093. Round 7: possessed wine rack takes 1 damage.
  5094. Round 7: You lose 12 hit points
  5095. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  5096. Round 8: possessed wine rack takes 42 damage.
  5097. Round 8: possessed wine rack takes 84 damage.
  5098. Round 8: possessed wine rack drops 10 attack power.
  5099. Round 8: possessed wine rack drops 9 defense.
  5100. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  5101. After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness
  5102. After Battle: Tingteng whirls around picking up items, like a little couscous tornado.
  5103. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  5104. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  5105. After Battle: You gain 18 Strengthliness
  5106. You gain a Muscle point!
  5107. After Battle: You gain 71 Enchantedness
  5108. You gain a Mysticality point!
  5109. After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek
  5110.  
  5111. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  5112. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  5113.  
  5114. cast 1 Astral Shell
  5115. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  5116.  
  5117. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  5118. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  5119.  
  5120. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  5121. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  5122.  
  5123. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  5124. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  5125.  
  5126. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  5127. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  5128.  
  5129. cast 1 Blubber Up
  5130. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  5131.  
  5132. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  5133. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  5134.  
  5135. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  5136. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  5137.  
  5138. cast 1 Disco Fever
  5139. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  5140.  
  5141. cast 5 Sauce Contemplation
  5142. You acquire an effect: Saucemastery (25)
  5143.  
  5144. cast 5 Manicotti Meditation
  5145. You acquire an effect: Pasta Oneness (25)
  5146.  
  5147. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  5148. You gain 41 hit points
  5149. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5150. > Turn(273): Starting with 259 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  5151. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 41.31666666666667
  5152. > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 341.63126566315134
  5153. > HP: 338/338, MP: 168/535
  5154. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  5155. > ML: 103 control: 10
  5156. > Everything Looks Yellow: 110
  5157. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5158.  
  5159. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  5160. > Searching for vinegar
  5161. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Wine Cellar done, beep.
  5162.  
  5163. [274] The Haunted Wine Cellar
  5164. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR skeletal sommelier
  5165. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  5166. Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
  5167. Round 1: skeletal sommelier takes 2 damage.
  5168. Round 1: skeletal sommelier takes 2 damage.
  5169. Round 1: skeletal sommelier takes 1 damage.
  5170. Round 1: You lose 35 hit points
  5171. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5172. > Looking at banishAction: skill Snokebomb
  5173. Round 1: Arbos casts SNOKEBOMB!
  5174.  
  5175. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  5176. You gain 92 hit points
  5177. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5178. > Turn(273): Starting with 259 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  5179. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 41.31666666666667
  5180. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 361.63126566315134
  5181. > HP: 378/378, MP: 101/575
  5182. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  5183. > ML: 103 control: 10
  5184. > Everything Looks Yellow: 110
  5185. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5186. > Searching for vinegar
  5187. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Wine Cellar done, beep.
  5188. > Restoring MP! Currently at 378 of 378 HP, 101 of 575 MP, current meat: 517 ... Target MP = 288.
  5189. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  5190. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  5191.  
  5192. buy 6 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  5193. You spent 456 Meat
  5194. You acquire black cherry soda (6)
  5195.  
  5196. use 6 black cherry soda
  5197. You gain 56 Mana Points
  5198. > Cannot spend meat to fully restore MP! Failed to use black cherry soda for some reason.
  5199. > Did not fully restore MP for some reason.
  5200.  
  5201. [274] The Haunted Wine Cellar
  5202. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR mad wino
  5203. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  5204. Round 1: mad wino takes 3 damage.
  5205. Round 1: mad wino takes 1 damage.
  5206. Round 1: mad wino takes 3 damage.
  5207. Round 1: You lose 36 hit points
  5208. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5209. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5210. Round 2: mad wino drops 12 attack power.
  5211. Round 2: mad wino drops 9 defense.
  5212. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5213. Round 3: mad wino drops 24 attack power.
  5214. Round 3: mad wino drops 24 defense.
  5215. Round 3: mad wino drops 9 attack power.
  5216. Round 3: mad wino drops 8 defense.
  5217. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5218. Round 4: mad wino takes 7 damage.
  5219. Round 4: mad wino drops 10 attack power.
  5220. Round 4: mad wino drops 9 defense.
  5221. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  5222. Round 5: mad wino takes 15 damage.
  5223. Round 5: You gain 15 hit points
  5224. Round 5: mad wino drops 11 attack power.
  5225. Round 5: mad wino drops 9 defense.
  5226. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  5227. Round 6: mad wino drops 9 attack power.
  5228. Round 6: mad wino drops 9 defense.
  5229. Round 6: mad wino drops 9 attack power.
  5230. Round 6: mad wino drops 8 defense.
  5231. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  5232. Round 7: mad wino takes 42 damage.
  5233. Round 7: mad wino takes 42 damage.
  5234. Round 7: mad wino drops 9 attack power.
  5235. Round 7: mad wino drops 8 defense.
  5236. Round 7: mad wino takes 3 damage.
  5237. Round 7: mad wino takes 2 damage.
  5238. Round 7: mad wino takes 6 damage.
  5239. Round 7: You lose 10 hit points
  5240. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  5241. Round 8: mad wino takes 42 damage.
  5242. Round 8: mad wino takes 42 damage.
  5243. Round 8: mad wino drops 8 attack power.
  5244. Round 8: mad wino drops 9 defense.
  5245. Round 8: mad wino takes 3 damage.
  5246. Round 8: mad wino takes 2 damage.
  5247. Round 8: mad wino takes 6 damage.
  5248. Round 8: You lose 8 hit points
  5249. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  5250. Round 9: mad wino takes 83 damage.
  5251. Round 9: mad wino takes 42 damage.
  5252. Round 9: mad wino drops 10 attack power.
  5253. Round 9: mad wino drops 10 defense.
  5254. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  5255. You gain 140 Meat
  5256. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  5257. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  5258. You acquire an item: Psychotic Train wine
  5259. You acquire an item: pie man was not meant to eat
  5260. You acquire an item: page of the Necrohobocon
  5261. After Battle: Isabella suddenly gets a wild look in its eyes. "I'm a' chargin' mah Agent_of_Change!" it shouts. "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
  5262. You acquire an item: BACON
  5263. After Battle: You gain 23 Beefiness
  5264. After Battle: You gain 64 Wizardliness
  5265. After Battle: You gain 14 Smarm
  5266.  
  5267. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  5268. You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10)
  5269.  
  5270. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  5271. You gain 30 hit points
  5272. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5273. > Turn(274): Starting with 258 left and 13 pulls left at Level: 11
  5274. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 40.94166666666667
  5275. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 361.63126566315134
  5276. > HP: 378/378, MP: 99/575
  5277. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  5278. > ML: 103 control: 10
  5279. > Everything Looks Yellow: 109
  5280. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5281. > Searching for vinegar
  5282. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Wine Cellar done, beep.
  5283. > Restoring MP! Currently at 378 of 378 HP, 99 of 575 MP, current meat: 201 ... Target MP = 288.
  5284. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  5285. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  5286.  
  5287. buy 2 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  5288. You spent 152 Meat
  5289. You acquire black cherry soda (2)
  5290.  
  5291. use 2 black cherry soda
  5292. You gain 22 Mana Points
  5293. > Cannot spend meat to fully restore MP! Failed to use black cherry soda for some reason.
  5294. > Did not fully restore MP for some reason.
  5295.  
  5296. [275] The Haunted Wine Cellar
  5297. Encounter: mad wino WITH BACON!!!
  5298. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  5299. Round 1: mad wino takes 2 damage.
  5300. Round 1: mad wino takes 1 damage.
  5301. Round 1: mad wino takes 2 damage.
  5302. Round 1: You lose 21 hit points
  5303. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5304. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5305. Round 2: mad wino drops 11 attack power.
  5306. Round 2: mad wino drops 10 defense.
  5307. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5308. Round 3: mad wino drops 25 attack power.
  5309. Round 3: mad wino drops 24 defense.
  5310. Round 3: mad wino drops 9 attack power.
  5311. Round 3: mad wino drops 12 defense.
  5312. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5313. Round 4: mad wino takes 7 damage.
  5314. Round 4: mad wino drops 11 attack power.
  5315. Round 4: mad wino drops 8 defense.
  5316. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  5317. Round 5: mad wino takes 15 damage.
  5318. Round 5: You gain 15 hit points
  5319. Round 5: mad wino drops 12 attack power.
  5320. Round 5: mad wino drops 12 defense.
  5321. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  5322. Round 6: mad wino drops 9 attack power.
  5323. Round 6: mad wino drops 9 defense.
  5324. Round 6: mad wino drops 11 attack power.
  5325. Round 6: mad wino drops 9 defense.
  5326. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  5327. Round 7: mad wino takes 42 damage.
  5328. Round 7: mad wino takes 42 damage.
  5329. Round 7: mad wino drops 10 attack power.
  5330. Round 7: mad wino drops 10 defense.
  5331. Round 7: mad wino takes 2 damage.
  5332. Round 7: mad wino takes 2 damage.
  5333. Round 7: mad wino takes 6 damage.
  5334. Round 7: You lose 11 hit points
  5335. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  5336. Round 8: mad wino takes 42 damage.
  5337. Round 8: mad wino takes 42 damage.
  5338. Round 8: mad wino drops 11 attack power.
  5339. Round 8: mad wino drops 12 defense.
  5340. Round 8: mad wino takes 3 damage.
  5341. Round 8: mad wino takes 2 damage.
  5342. Round 8: mad wino takes 6 damage.
  5343. Round 8: You lose 8 hit points
  5344. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  5345. Round 9: mad wino takes 42 damage.
  5346. Round 9: mad wino takes 42 damage.
  5347. Round 9: mad wino drops 9 attack power.
  5348. Round 9: mad wino drops 12 defense.
  5349. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  5350. You gain 132 Meat
  5351. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  5352. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  5353. You acquire an item: Psychotic Train wine
  5354. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  5355. After Battle: You gain 20 Fortitude
  5356. After Battle: You gain 58 Wizardliness
  5357. After Battle: You gain 22 Chutzpah
  5358.  
  5359. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  5360. You gain 11 hit points
  5361.  
  5362. pull: 1 1,970 carat gold
  5363.  
  5364. autosell: 1 1,970 carat gold
  5365. You gain 19,700 Meat
  5366. > Hello Arbos, time to explode!
  5367. > This is version: 1205 Mafia: 18194
  5368. > This is day 2.
  5369. > Turns played: 275 current adventures: 257
  5370. > Current Ascension: Standard
  5371. > Turn(275): Starting with 257 left and 12 pulls left at Level: 11
  5372. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 40.94166666666667
  5373. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 361.63126566315134
  5374. > HP: 371/371, MP: 99/575
  5375. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  5376. > ML: 103 control: 10
  5377. > Everything Looks Yellow: 108
  5378. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5379.  
  5380. buy 3 wad of dough for 47 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
  5381. You spent 141 Meat
  5382. You acquire wad of dough (3)
  5383.  
  5384. buy 3 soda water for 66 each from The General Store
  5385. You spent 198 Meat
  5386. You acquire soda water (3)
  5387.  
  5388. [276] Cook 3 wad of dough + 3 soda water
  5389. You acquire loaf of soda bread (3)
  5390. Crafting used 3 each of wad of dough and soda water
  5391.  
  5392. Converting 3 loaf of soda breads into Fuel
  5393. > Compressed 3 loaf of soda bread into sheep, I mean fuel: 34 --> 52
  5394. > Searching for vinegar
  5395. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Wine Cellar done, beep.
  5396. > Restoring MP! Currently at 371 of 371 HP, 99 of 575 MP, current meat: 19542 ... Target MP = 288.
  5397. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  5398. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  5399.  
  5400. buy 19 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  5401. You spent 1,444 Meat
  5402. You acquire black cherry soda (19)
  5403.  
  5404. use 19 black cherry soda
  5405. You gain 198 Mana Points
  5406.  
  5407. [276] The Haunted Wine Cellar
  5408. Encounter: possessed wine rack WITH SCIENCE!
  5409. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  5410. Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
  5411. Round 1: possessed wine rack takes 3 damage.
  5412. Round 1: possessed wine rack takes 1 damage.
  5413. Round 1: possessed wine rack takes 1 damage.
  5414. Round 1: You lose 32 hit points
  5415. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5416. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5417. Round 2: possessed wine rack drops 9 attack power.
  5418. Round 2: possessed wine rack drops 11 defense.
  5419. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5420. Round 3: possessed wine rack drops 26 attack power.
  5421. Round 3: possessed wine rack drops 24 defense.
  5422. Round 3: possessed wine rack drops 9 attack power.
  5423. Round 3: possessed wine rack drops 8 defense.
  5424. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5425. Round 4: possessed wine rack takes 7 damage.
  5426. Round 4: possessed wine rack drops 9 attack power.
  5427. Round 4: possessed wine rack drops 9 defense.
  5428. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  5429. Round 5: possessed wine rack takes 15 damage.
  5430. Round 5: You gain 15 hit points
  5431. Round 5: possessed wine rack drops 9 attack power.
  5432. Round 5: possessed wine rack drops 9 defense.
  5433. Round 5: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  5434. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  5435. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  5436. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  5437. After Battle: You gain 5 Chutzpah
  5438. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  5439. You acquire an item: bottle of Chateau de Vinegar
  5440. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Centrifugal force doesn't really exist! It's actually polarized gravity!"
  5441. You acquire an item: BACON
  5442. After Battle: You gain 24 Strengthliness
  5443. After Battle: You gain 66 Wizardliness
  5444. After Battle: You gain 13 Smarm
  5445.  
  5446. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  5447. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  5448.  
  5449. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  5450. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
  5451.  
  5452. cast 1 Astral Shell
  5453. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  5454.  
  5455. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  5456. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  5457.  
  5458. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  5459. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  5460.  
  5461. cast 1 Scarysauce
  5462. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  5463.  
  5464. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  5465. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  5466.  
  5467. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  5468. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  5469.  
  5470. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  5471. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  5472.  
  5473. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  5474. You gain 23 hit points
  5475. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5476. > Turn(276): Starting with 256 left and 12 pulls left at Level: 11
  5477. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 40.94166666666667
  5478. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 361.63126566315134
  5479. > HP: 371/371, MP: 180/575
  5480. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  5481. > ML: 103 control: 10
  5482. > Everything Looks Yellow: 107
  5483. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5484. > Searching for baking soda, I mean, blasting pop.
  5485. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Laundry Room done, beep.
  5486.  
  5487. [277] The Haunted Laundry Room
  5488. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR plaid ghost
  5489. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  5490. Round 1: plaid ghost takes 2 damage.
  5491. Round 1: plaid ghost takes 2 damage.
  5492. Round 1: plaid ghost takes 6 damage.
  5493. Round 1: You lose 32 hit points
  5494. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5495. Round 1: Arbos uses the T.U.R.D.S. Key!
  5496.  
  5497. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  5498. You gain 32 hit points
  5499. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5500. > Turn(276): Starting with 256 left and 12 pulls left at Level: 11
  5501. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 40.391666666666666
  5502. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 361.63126566315134
  5503. > HP: 371/371, MP: 160/575
  5504. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  5505. > ML: 103 control: 10
  5506. > Everything Looks Yellow: 107
  5507. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5508. > Searching for baking soda, I mean, blasting pop.
  5509. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Laundry Room done, beep.
  5510.  
  5511. [277] The Haunted Laundry Room
  5512. Encounter: the cabinet of Dr. Limpieza WITH SCIENCE!
  5513. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  5514. Round 1: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 3 damage.
  5515. Round 1: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 1 damage.
  5516. Round 1: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 4 damage.
  5517. Round 1: You lose 33 hit points
  5518. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5519. Round 1: Arbos casts TRANSCENDENT OLFACTION!
  5520. You acquire an effect: On the Trail (40)
  5521. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5522. Round 3: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 8 attack power.
  5523. Round 3: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 10 defense.
  5524. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5525. Round 4: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 24 attack power.
  5526. Round 4: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 24 defense.
  5527. Round 4: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 8 attack power.
  5528. Round 4: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 10 defense.
  5529. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5530. Round 5: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 7 damage.
  5531. Round 5: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 8 attack power.
  5532. Round 5: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 10 defense.
  5533. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  5534. Round 6: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 14 damage.
  5535. Round 6: You gain 14 hit points
  5536. Round 6: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 8 attack power.
  5537. Round 6: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 9 defense.
  5538. Round 6: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  5539. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  5540. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  5541. After Battle: Tingteng spins and whirls in the breeze, like a spicy little dust devil.
  5542. You acquire an item: big tun
  5543. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Most of the universe is made up of a substance called Maroon Matter!"
  5544. You acquire an item: BACON
  5545. After Battle: You gain 21 Muscleboundness
  5546. After Battle: You gain 58 Enchantedness
  5547. You gain a Mysticality point!
  5548. After Battle: You gain 18 Smarm
  5549.  
  5550. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  5551. You gain 10 hit points
  5552. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5553. > Turn(277): Starting with 255 left and 12 pulls left at Level: 11
  5554. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 40.25416666666666
  5555. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 361.63126566315134
  5556. > HP: 371/371, MP: 110/577
  5557. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  5558. > ML: 103 control: 10
  5559. > Everything Looks Yellow: 106
  5560. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5561.  
  5562. smash big tun
  5563. You acquire an item: gin and tonic
  5564. > Searching for baking soda, I mean, blasting pop.
  5565. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Laundry Room done, beep.
  5566. > Restoring MP! Currently at 371 of 371 HP, 110 of 577 MP, current meat: 18098 ... Target MP = 289.
  5567. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  5568. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  5569.  
  5570. buy 18 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  5571. You spent 1,368 Meat
  5572. You acquire black cherry soda (18)
  5573.  
  5574. use 18 black cherry soda
  5575. You gain 177 Mana Points
  5576.  
  5577. buy 1 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  5578. You spent 76 Meat
  5579. You acquire an item: black cherry soda
  5580.  
  5581. use 1 black cherry soda
  5582. You gain 10 Mana Points
  5583.  
  5584. [278] The Haunted Laundry Room
  5585. Encounter: the cabinet of Dr. Limpieza WITH BACON!!!
  5586. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  5587. Round 1: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 3 damage.
  5588. Round 1: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 1 damage.
  5589. Round 1: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 4 damage.
  5590. Round 1: You lose 33 hit points
  5591. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5592. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5593. Round 2: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 9 attack power.
  5594. Round 2: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 9 defense.
  5595. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5596. Round 3: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 24 attack power.
  5597. Round 3: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 25 defense.
  5598. Round 3: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 9 attack power.
  5599. Round 3: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 10 defense.
  5600. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5601. Round 4: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 7 damage.
  5602. Round 4: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 8 attack power.
  5603. Round 4: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 8 defense.
  5604. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  5605. Round 5: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 15 damage.
  5606. Round 5: You gain 15 hit points
  5607. Round 5: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 9 attack power.
  5608. Round 5: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 10 defense.
  5609. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  5610. Round 6: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 9 attack power.
  5611. Round 6: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 9 defense.
  5612. Round 6: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 10 attack power.
  5613. Round 6: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 9 defense.
  5614. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  5615. Round 7: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 42 damage.
  5616. Round 7: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 42 damage.
  5617. Round 7: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 8 attack power.
  5618. Round 7: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 10 defense.
  5619. Round 7: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 3 damage.
  5620. Round 7: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 2 damage.
  5621. Round 7: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 6 damage.
  5622. Round 7: You lose 11 hit points
  5623. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  5624. Round 8: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 42 damage.
  5625. Round 8: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 42 damage.
  5626. Round 8: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 8 attack power.
  5627. Round 8: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 8 defense.
  5628. Round 8: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 3 damage.
  5629. Round 8: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 2 damage.
  5630. Round 8: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 5 damage.
  5631. Round 8: You lose 10 hit points
  5632. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  5633. Round 9: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 42 damage.
  5634. Round 9: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 42 damage.
  5635. Round 9: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 11 attack power.
  5636. Round 9: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 11 defense.
  5637. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  5638. You gain 144 Meat
  5639. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  5640. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  5641. You acquire an item: bloodstain stick
  5642. You acquire an item: fabric softener
  5643. You acquire an item: bottle of laundry sherry
  5644. You acquire an item: blasting soda
  5645. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  5646. After Battle: You gain 17 Fortitude
  5647. After Battle: You gain 76 Enchantedness
  5648. After Battle: You gain 12 Roguishness
  5649.  
  5650. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  5651. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  5652.  
  5653. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  5654. You gain 29 hit points
  5655. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5656. > Turn(278): Starting with 254 left and 12 pulls left at Level: 11
  5657. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 40.25416666666666
  5658. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 361.63126566315134
  5659. > HP: 371/371, MP: 273/577
  5660. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  5661. > ML: 103 control: 10
  5662. > Everything Looks Yellow: 105
  5663. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5664. > Time to cook up something explosive! Science fair unstable fulminate time!
  5665.  
  5666. [279] Cook 1 bottle of Chateau de Vinegar + 1 blasting soda
  5667. You acquire an item: unstable fulminate
  5668. Crafting used 1 each of bottle of Chateau de Vinegar and blasting soda
  5669.  
  5670. equip off-hand unstable fulminate
  5671. > Now we mix and heat it up.
  5672. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Boiler Room done, beep.
  5673.  
  5674. [280] The Haunted Boiler Room
  5675. Encounter: steam elemental WITH BACON!!!
  5676. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  5677. Round 1: You lose 11 hit points
  5678. Round 1: steam elemental takes 3 damage.
  5679. Round 1: steam elemental takes 2 damage.
  5680. Round 1: steam elemental takes 5 damage.
  5681. Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
  5682. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5683. > Looking at banishAction: skill Snokebomb
  5684. Round 1: Arbos casts SNOKEBOMB!
  5685.  
  5686. cast 1 Scarysauce
  5687. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  5688.  
  5689. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  5690. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  5691.  
  5692. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  5693. You gain 28 hit points
  5694. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5695. > Turn(279): Starting with 253 left and 12 pulls left at Level: 11
  5696. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 31.67916666666667
  5697. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 361.63126566315134
  5698. > HP: 371/371, MP: 206/577
  5699. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  5700. > ML: 103 control: 10
  5701. > Everything Looks Yellow: 104
  5702. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5703.  
  5704. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  5705.  
  5706. equip off-hand unstable fulminate
  5707. > Now we mix and heat it up.
  5708. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Boiler Room done, beep.
  5709.  
  5710. [280] The Haunted Boiler Room
  5711. Encounter: monstrous boiler NAMED NEIL
  5712. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5713. Round 1: You lose 10 hit points
  5714. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5715. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5716. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 21 damage.
  5717. Round 2: monstrous boiler takes 21 damage.
  5718. Round 2: monstrous boiler drops 9 attack power.
  5719. Round 2: monstrous boiler drops 8 defense.
  5720. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5721. Round 3: monstrous boiler drops 23 attack power.
  5722. Round 3: monstrous boiler drops 24 defense.
  5723. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 18 damage.
  5724. Round 3: monstrous boiler takes 18 damage.
  5725. Round 3: monstrous boiler drops 10 attack power.
  5726. Round 3: monstrous boiler drops 11 defense.
  5727. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5728. Round 4: monstrous boiler takes 7 damage.
  5729. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 22 damage.
  5730. Round 4: monstrous boiler takes 22 damage.
  5731. Round 4: monstrous boiler drops 8 attack power.
  5732. Round 4: monstrous boiler drops 10 defense.
  5733. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  5734. Round 5: monstrous boiler takes 12 damage.
  5735. Round 5: You gain 12 hit points
  5736. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 22 damage.
  5737. Round 5: monstrous boiler takes 22 damage.
  5738. Round 5: monstrous boiler drops 10 attack power.
  5739. Round 5: monstrous boiler drops 9 defense.
  5740. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  5741. Round 6: monstrous boiler drops 8 attack power.
  5742. Round 6: monstrous boiler drops 9 defense.
  5743. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 17 damage.
  5744. Round 6: monstrous boiler takes 17 damage.
  5745. Round 6: monstrous boiler drops 8 attack power.
  5746. Round 6: monstrous boiler drops 8 defense.
  5747. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  5748. Round 7: monstrous boiler takes 42 damage.
  5749. Round 7: monstrous boiler takes 1 damage.
  5750. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 21 damage.
  5751. Round 7: monstrous boiler takes 21 damage.
  5752. Round 7: monstrous boiler drops 8 attack power.
  5753. Round 7: monstrous boiler drops 9 defense.
  5754. Round 7: monstrous boiler takes 2 damage.
  5755. Round 7: monstrous boiler takes 2 damage.
  5756. Round 7: monstrous boiler takes 5 damage.
  5757. Round 7: You lose 15 hit points
  5758. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  5759. Round 8: monstrous boiler takes 42 damage.
  5760. Round 8: monstrous boiler takes 1 damage.
  5761. Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 15 damage.
  5762. Round 8: monstrous boiler takes 15 damage.
  5763. Round 8: monstrous boiler drops 9 attack power.
  5764. Round 8: monstrous boiler drops 10 defense.
  5765. Round 8: monstrous boiler takes 2 damage.
  5766. Round 8: monstrous boiler takes 1 damage.
  5767. Round 8: monstrous boiler takes 6 damage.
  5768. Round 8: You lose 12 hit points
  5769. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  5770. Round 9: monstrous boiler takes 42 damage.
  5771. Round 9: monstrous boiler takes 1 damage.
  5772. Round 9: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 16 damage.
  5773. Round 9: monstrous boiler takes 16 damage.
  5774. Round 9: monstrous boiler drops 8 attack power.
  5775. Round 9: monstrous boiler drops 8 defense.
  5776. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  5777. You acquire an item: wine bomb
  5778. After Battle: Tingteng spins and whirls in the breeze, like a spicy little dust devil.
  5779. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  5780. You acquire an item: chunk of hot iron
  5781. You acquire an item: BACON
  5782. After Battle: You gain 15 Fortitude
  5783. After Battle: You gain 53 Enchantedness
  5784. After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek
  5785. You gain a Moxie point!
  5786.  
  5787. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  5788. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  5789.  
  5790. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  5791. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  5792.  
  5793. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  5794. You gain 18 hit points
  5795. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5796.  
  5797. Inspecting the Suspicious Masonry
  5798. > Turn(280): Starting with 252 left and 12 pulls left at Level: 11
  5799. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 31.431250000000006
  5800. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 361.63126566315134
  5801. > HP: 371/371, MP: 166/577
  5802. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  5803. > ML: 103 control: 10
  5804. > Everything Looks Yellow: 103
  5805. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5806.  
  5807. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  5808.  
  5809. equip pants distressed denim pants
  5810. > Down with the tyrant of Spookyraven!
  5811. > Pre Adventure at Summoning Chamber done, beep.
  5812.  
  5813. [281] Summoning Chamber
  5814. Encounter: Lord Spookyraven WITH BACON!!!
  5815. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  5816. Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
  5817. Round 1: Lord Spookyraven takes 3 damage.
  5818. Round 1: Lord Spookyraven takes 2 damage.
  5819. Round 1: Lord Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
  5820. Round 1: You lose 14 hit points
  5821. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5822. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5823. Round 2: Lord Spookyraven drops 10 attack power.
  5824. Round 2: Lord Spookyraven drops 9 defense.
  5825. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5826. Round 3: Lord Spookyraven drops 26 attack power.
  5827. Round 3: Lord Spookyraven drops 25 defense.
  5828. Round 3: Lord Spookyraven drops 9 attack power.
  5829. Round 3: Lord Spookyraven drops 10 defense.
  5830. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5831. Round 4: Lord Spookyraven takes 7 damage.
  5832. Round 4: Lord Spookyraven drops 11 attack power.
  5833. Round 4: Lord Spookyraven drops 9 defense.
  5834. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  5835. Round 5: Lord Spookyraven takes 18 damage.
  5836. Round 5: You gain 18 hit points
  5837. Round 5: Lord Spookyraven drops 10 attack power.
  5838. Round 5: Lord Spookyraven drops 9 defense.
  5839. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  5840. Round 6: Lord Spookyraven drops 10 attack power.
  5841. Round 6: Lord Spookyraven drops 9 defense.
  5842. Round 6: Lord Spookyraven drops 11 attack power.
  5843. Round 6: Lord Spookyraven drops 11 defense.
  5844. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  5845. Round 7: Lord Spookyraven takes 42 damage.
  5846. Round 7: Lord Spookyraven takes 84 damage.
  5847. Round 7: Lord Spookyraven drops 9 attack power.
  5848. Round 7: Lord Spookyraven drops 10 defense.
  5849. Round 7: Lord Spookyraven takes 2 damage.
  5850. Round 7: Lord Spookyraven takes 2 damage.
  5851. Round 7: Lord Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
  5852. Round 7: You lose 5 hit points
  5853. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  5854. Round 8: Lord Spookyraven takes 42 damage.
  5855. Round 8: Lord Spookyraven takes 84 damage.
  5856. Round 8: Lord Spookyraven drops 10 attack power.
  5857. Round 8: Lord Spookyraven drops 10 defense.
  5858. Round 8: Lord Spookyraven takes 3 damage.
  5859. Round 8: Lord Spookyraven takes 2 damage.
  5860. Round 8: Lord Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
  5861. Round 8: You lose 5 hit points
  5862. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  5863. Round 9: Lord Spookyraven takes 42 damage.
  5864. Round 9: Lord Spookyraven takes 84 damage.
  5865. Round 9: Lord Spookyraven drops 9 attack power.
  5866. Round 9: Lord Spookyraven drops 10 defense.
  5867. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  5868. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  5869. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  5870. You acquire an item: Eye of Ed
  5871. You acquire an item: Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet
  5872. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  5873. After Battle: You gain 39 Strongness
  5874. You gain a Muscle point!
  5875. After Battle: You gain 141 Enchantedness
  5876. You gain a Mysticality point!
  5877. After Battle: You gain 34 Smarm
  5878.  
  5879. cast 1 Wry Smile
  5880. You acquire an effect: Wry Smile (10)
  5881.  
  5882. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  5883. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  5884.  
  5885. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  5886. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  5887.  
  5888. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  5889. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  5890.  
  5891. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  5892. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  5893.  
  5894. cast 1 Astral Shell
  5895. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  5896. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5897. > Turn(281): Starting with 251 left and 12 pulls left at Level: 11
  5898. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 22.041666666666668
  5899. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 361.63126566315134
  5900. > HP: 358/372, MP: 77/581
  5901. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  5902. > ML: 103 control: 10
  5903. > Everything Looks Yellow: 102
  5904. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5905. > Must get a snake nose.
  5906.  
  5907. use 1 stone wool
  5908. You acquire an effect: Stone-Faced (5)
  5909. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Temple done, beep.
  5910. > Restoring MP! Currently at 358 of 372 HP, 77 of 581 MP, current meat: 16798 ... Target MP = 291.
  5911. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  5912. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  5913.  
  5914. buy 22 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  5915. You spent 1,672 Meat
  5916. You acquire black cherry soda (22)
  5917.  
  5918. use 22 black cherry soda
  5919. You gain 209 Mana Points
  5920.  
  5921. buy 1 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  5922. You spent 76 Meat
  5923. You acquire an item: black cherry soda
  5924.  
  5925. use 1 black cherry soda
  5926. You gain 9 Mana Points
  5927.  
  5928. [282] The Hidden Temple
  5929. Encounter: Fitting In
  5930. Took choice 582/1: mysticality substats, gain the Nostril of the Serpent or gain 3 adventures
  5931. choice.php?whichchoice=582&option=1&pwd
  5932. Encounter: Such Great Heights
  5933. You lose an effect: Stone-Faced (0)
  5934. Took choice 579/2: gain the Nostril of the Serpent
  5935. choice.php?whichchoice=579&option=2&pwd
  5936. You acquire an item: the Nostril of the Serpent
  5937.  
  5938. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  5939. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  5940.  
  5941. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  5942. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  5943.  
  5944. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  5945. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  5946.  
  5947. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  5948. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  5949.  
  5950. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  5951. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  5952.  
  5953. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  5954. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  5955.  
  5956. cast 1 Blubber Up
  5957. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  5958.  
  5959. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  5960. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  5961.  
  5962. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  5963. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  5964.  
  5965. cast 1 Disco Fever
  5966. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  5967.  
  5968. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  5969. You gain 7 hit points
  5970. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5971. > Turn(282): Starting with 250 left and 12 pulls left at Level: 11
  5972. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 33.21666666666667
  5973. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 361.63126566315134
  5974. > HP: 372/372, MP: 200/581
  5975. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  5976. > ML: 103 control: 10
  5977. > Everything Looks Yellow: 101
  5978. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5979. > Searching for the Hidden City
  5980.  
  5981. use 1 stone wool
  5982. You acquire an effect: Stone-Faced (5)
  5983. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  5984. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
  5985.  
  5986. [283] The Hidden Temple
  5987. Encounter: Fitting In
  5988. Took choice 582/2: Hidden Heart of the Hidden Temple
  5989. choice.php?whichchoice=582&option=2&pwd
  5990. Encounter: The Hidden Heart of the Hidden Temple
  5991. You lose an effect: Stone-Faced (0)
  5992. Took choice 580/2: choose Hidden Heart adventure
  5993. choice.php?whichchoice=580&option=2&pwd
  5994. Encounter: Unconfusing Buttons
  5995. Took choice 584/4: Hidden Temple (Pikachutlotal) - Hidden City unlock
  5996. choice.php?whichchoice=584&option=4&pwd
  5997. Encounter: The Hidden Heart of the Hidden Temple
  5998. Took choice 580/1: unlock Hidden City
  5999. choice.php?whichchoice=580&option=1&pwd
  6000.  
  6001. [283] The Hidden Temple
  6002. Encounter: At Least It's Not Full Of Trash
  6003. Took choice 123/2: Unlock Quest Puzzle
  6004. choice.php?whichchoice=123&option=2&pwd
  6005. Encounter: Now What?
  6006.  
  6007. [284] The Hidden Temple
  6008. Encounter: Beginning at the Beginning of Beginning
  6009. Give me a B!
  6010. Give me an A!
  6011. Give me an N!
  6012. Give me an A!
  6013. Give me an N!
  6014. Give me an A!
  6015. Give me an S!
  6016. What's that spell? BANANAS!
  6017.  
  6018. [285] The Hidden Temple
  6019. Encounter: No Visible Means of Support
  6020. Took choice 125/3: Unlock Hidden City
  6021. choice.php?whichchoice=125&option=3&pwd
  6022. > Hidden Temple Unlocked
  6023. > Trying to pull 1 of antique machete
  6024.  
  6025. pull: 1 antique machete
  6026. > Turn(285): Starting with 247 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 11
  6027. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 33.21666666666667
  6028. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 311.63126566315134
  6029. > HP: 372/372, MP: 238/581
  6030. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  6031. > ML: 103 control: 10
  6032. > Everything Looks Yellow: 98
  6033. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6034. > Machete the hidden zones!
  6035.  
  6036. equip weapon antique machete
  6037. > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest) done, beep.
  6038.  
  6039. [286] An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest)
  6040. Encounter: dense liana NAMED NEIL
  6041. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6042. Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
  6043. After Battle: Tingteng pirouettes in the air, searching for scattered items. Maybe he was a pierougi in a past life.
  6044. You acquire an item: BACON
  6045. After Battle: You gain 1 Muscleboundness
  6046. After Battle: You gain 2 Enchantedness
  6047. After Battle: You gain 1 Sarcasm
  6048.  
  6049. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  6050. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  6051.  
  6052. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  6053. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  6054.  
  6055. cast 1 Scarysauce
  6056. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  6057.  
  6058. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  6059. You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10)
  6060.  
  6061. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  6062. You gain 6 hit points
  6063. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6064. > Turn(285): Starting with 247 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 11
  6065. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 40.266666666666666
  6066. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 311.63126566315134
  6067. > HP: 378/378, MP: 150/581
  6068. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  6069. > ML: 103 control: 10
  6070. > Everything Looks Yellow: 98
  6071. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6072.  
  6073. equip weapon Knob Goblin tongs
  6074.  
  6075. equip weapon antique machete
  6076. > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest) done, beep.
  6077.  
  6078. [286] An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest)
  6079. Encounter: dense liana WITH SCIENCE!
  6080. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6081. Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
  6082. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  6083. You acquire an item: disintegrating barrel
  6084. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: The third state of matter is ham!"
  6085. You acquire an item: BACON
  6086. After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
  6087. After Battle: You gain 2 Enchantedness
  6088. After Battle: You gain 1 Smarm
  6089.  
  6090. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  6091. You gain 6 hit points
  6092. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6093. > Turn(285): Starting with 247 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 11
  6094. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 40.266666666666666
  6095. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 311.63126566315134
  6096. > HP: 378/378, MP: 130/581
  6097. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  6098. > ML: 103 control: 10
  6099. > Everything Looks Yellow: 98
  6100. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6101.  
  6102. smash disintegrating barrel
  6103. You acquire an item: insanely spicy jumping bean burrito
  6104.  
  6105. equip weapon Knob Goblin tongs
  6106.  
  6107. equip weapon antique machete
  6108. > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest) done, beep.
  6109.  
  6110. [286] An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest)
  6111. Encounter: dense liana NAMED NEIL
  6112. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6113. Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
  6114. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  6115. After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
  6116. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  6117. You acquire an item: BACON
  6118. After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
  6119. After Battle: You gain 2 Mysteriousness
  6120. After Battle: You gain 1 Smarm
  6121.  
  6122. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  6123. You gain 6 hit points
  6124. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6125. > Turn(285): Starting with 247 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 11
  6126. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 40.266666666666666
  6127. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 311.63126566315134
  6128. > HP: 378/378, MP: 110/581
  6129. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  6130. > ML: 103 control: 10
  6131. > Everything Looks Yellow: 98
  6132. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6133.  
  6134. equip weapon Knob Goblin tongs
  6135.  
  6136. equip weapon antique machete
  6137. > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest) done, beep.
  6138. > Restoring MP! Currently at 372 of 378 HP, 110 of 581 MP, current meat: 15050 ... Target MP = 291.
  6139. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  6140. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  6141.  
  6142. buy 19 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  6143. You spent 1,444 Meat
  6144. You acquire black cherry soda (19)
  6145.  
  6146. use 19 black cherry soda
  6147. You gain 196 Mana Points
  6148.  
  6149. [286] An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest)
  6150. Encounter: Earthbound and Down
  6151. Took choice 781/1: Unlock Hidden Apartment Building
  6152. choice.php?whichchoice=781&option=1&pwd
  6153. > Turn(286): Starting with 246 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 11
  6154. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 40.266666666666666
  6155. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 311.63126566315134
  6156. > HP: 378/378, MP: 320/581
  6157. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  6158. > ML: 103 control: 10
  6159. > Everything Looks Yellow: 97
  6160. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6161.  
  6162. equip weapon Knob Goblin tongs
  6163.  
  6164. equip weapon antique machete
  6165. > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast) done, beep.
  6166.  
  6167. [287] An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast)
  6168. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR dense liana
  6169. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6170. Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
  6171. After Battle: Tingteng whirls around picking up items, like a little couscous tornado.
  6172. After Battle: Isabella starts twitching and moaning. "All your Agent_of_Change are belong to us!", it blurts.
  6173. You acquire an item: BACON
  6174. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  6175. After Battle: You gain 2 Mysteriousness
  6176. After Battle: You gain 1 Cheek
  6177.  
  6178. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  6179. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  6180.  
  6181. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  6182. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
  6183.  
  6184. cast 1 Astral Shell
  6185. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  6186.  
  6187. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  6188. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  6189.  
  6190. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  6191. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  6192.  
  6193. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  6194. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  6195.  
  6196. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  6197. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  6198.  
  6199. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  6200. You gain 6 hit points
  6201. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6202. > Turn(286): Starting with 246 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 11
  6203. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 22.041666666666668
  6204. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 311.63126566315134
  6205. > HP: 378/378, MP: 216/581
  6206. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  6207. > ML: 103 control: 10
  6208. > Everything Looks Yellow: 97
  6209. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6210.  
  6211. equip weapon Knob Goblin tongs
  6212.  
  6213. equip weapon antique machete
  6214. > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast) done, beep.
  6215.  
  6216. [287] An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast)
  6217. Encounter: dense liana WITH BACON!!!
  6218. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6219. Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
  6220. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  6221. After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
  6222. After Battle: Tingteng pirouettes in the air, searching for scattered items. Maybe he was a pierougi in a past life.
  6223. You acquire an item: BACON
  6224. After Battle: You gain 1 Strongness
  6225. After Battle: You gain 2 Enchantedness
  6226. After Battle: You gain 1 Roguishness
  6227.  
  6228. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  6229. You gain 6 hit points
  6230. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6231. > Turn(286): Starting with 246 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 11
  6232. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 22.041666666666668
  6233. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 311.63126566315134
  6234. > HP: 378/378, MP: 196/581
  6235. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  6236. > ML: 103 control: 10
  6237. > Everything Looks Yellow: 97
  6238. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6239.  
  6240. equip weapon Knob Goblin tongs
  6241.  
  6242. equip weapon antique machete
  6243. > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast) done, beep.
  6244.  
  6245. [287] An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast)
  6246. Encounter: dense liana WITH BACON!!!
  6247. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6248. Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
  6249. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  6250. After Battle: You gain 5 Roguishness
  6251. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  6252. You acquire an item: disintegrating barrel
  6253. You acquire an item: BACON
  6254. After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
  6255. After Battle: You gain 2 Mysteriousness
  6256. After Battle: You gain 1 Roguishness
  6257.  
  6258. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  6259. You gain 6 hit points
  6260. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6261. > Turn(286): Starting with 246 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 11
  6262. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 22.041666666666668
  6263. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 311.63126566315134
  6264. > HP: 378/378, MP: 176/581
  6265. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  6266. > ML: 103 control: 10
  6267. > Everything Looks Yellow: 97
  6268. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6269.  
  6270. smash disintegrating barrel
  6271. You acquire an item: insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito
  6272.  
  6273. equip weapon Knob Goblin tongs
  6274.  
  6275. equip weapon antique machete
  6276. > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast) done, beep.
  6277.  
  6278. [287] An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast)
  6279. Encounter: Air Apparent
  6280. Took choice 785/1: Unlock Hidden Office Building
  6281. choice.php?whichchoice=785&option=1&pwd
  6282. > Turn(287): Starting with 245 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 11
  6283. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 22.041666666666668
  6284. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 311.63126566315134
  6285. > HP: 378/378, MP: 190/581
  6286. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  6287. > ML: 103 control: 10
  6288. > Everything Looks Yellow: 96
  6289. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6290.  
  6291. equip weapon Knob Goblin tongs
  6292.  
  6293. equip weapon antique machete
  6294. > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest) done, beep.
  6295.  
  6296. [288] An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest)
  6297. Encounter: dense liana WITH BACON!!!
  6298. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6299. Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
  6300. After Battle: Tingteng spins and whirls in the breeze, like a spicy little dust devil.
  6301. You acquire an item: disintegrating barrel
  6302. You acquire an item: BACON
  6303. After Battle: You gain 1 Muscleboundness
  6304. After Battle: You gain 2 Magicalness
  6305. After Battle: You gain 1 Sarcasm
  6306.  
  6307. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  6308. You gain 6 hit points
  6309. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6310. > Turn(287): Starting with 245 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 11
  6311. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 40.266666666666666
  6312. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 311.63126566315134
  6313. > HP: 378/378, MP: 170/581
  6314. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  6315. > ML: 103 control: 10
  6316. > Everything Looks Yellow: 96
  6317. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6318.  
  6319. smash disintegrating barrel
  6320. You acquire an item: barrel cracker
  6321.  
  6322. equip weapon Knob Goblin tongs
  6323.  
  6324. equip weapon antique machete
  6325. > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest) done, beep.
  6326.  
  6327. [288] An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest)
  6328. Encounter: dense liana NAMED NEIL
  6329. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6330. Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
  6331. After Battle: You gain 4 Roguishness
  6332. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  6333. You acquire an item: BACON
  6334. After Battle: You gain 1 Muscleboundness
  6335. After Battle: You gain 2 Mysteriousness
  6336. After Battle: You gain 1 Sarcasm
  6337.  
  6338. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  6339. You gain 6 hit points
  6340. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6341. > Turn(287): Starting with 245 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 11
  6342. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 40.266666666666666
  6343. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 311.63126566315134
  6344. > HP: 378/378, MP: 150/581
  6345. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  6346. > ML: 103 control: 10
  6347. > Everything Looks Yellow: 96
  6348. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6349.  
  6350. equip weapon Knob Goblin tongs
  6351.  
  6352. equip weapon antique machete
  6353. > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest) done, beep.
  6354.  
  6355. [288] An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest)
  6356. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR dense liana
  6357. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6358. Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
  6359. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  6360. After Battle: Isabella drops a thin black candle into your hand. It smells kind of weird... ugh, because it's made of bacon fat. Why does every dang thing have to be bacon?
  6361. You acquire an item: thin black candle
  6362. You acquire an item: BACON
  6363. After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
  6364. After Battle: You gain 2 Enchantedness
  6365. After Battle: You gain 1 Smarm
  6366.  
  6367. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  6368. You gain 6 hit points
  6369. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6370. > Turn(287): Starting with 245 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 11
  6371. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 40.266666666666666
  6372. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 311.63126566315134
  6373. > HP: 378/378, MP: 130/581
  6374. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  6375. > ML: 103 control: 10
  6376. > Everything Looks Yellow: 96
  6377. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6378.  
  6379. equip weapon Knob Goblin tongs
  6380.  
  6381. equip weapon antique machete
  6382. > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest) done, beep.
  6383.  
  6384. [288] An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest)
  6385. Encounter: Water You Dune
  6386. Took choice 783/1: Unlock Hidden Hospital
  6387. choice.php?whichchoice=783&option=1&pwd
  6388. > Turn(288): Starting with 244 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 11
  6389. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 40.266666666666666
  6390. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 311.63126566315134
  6391. > HP: 378/378, MP: 141/581
  6392. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  6393. > ML: 103 control: 10
  6394. > Everything Looks Yellow: 95
  6395. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6396.  
  6397. equip weapon Knob Goblin tongs
  6398.  
  6399. equip weapon antique machete
  6400. > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast) done, beep.
  6401.  
  6402. [289] An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast)
  6403. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR dense liana
  6404. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6405. Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
  6406. After Battle: Tingteng spins and whirls in the breeze, like a spicy little dust devil.
  6407. After Battle: Isabella suddenly starts twitching spasmodically and shouts "I made you a Neil but I eated it!"
  6408. You acquire an item: BACON
  6409. After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
  6410. After Battle: You gain 2 Enchantedness
  6411. After Battle: You gain 1 Smarm
  6412.  
  6413. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  6414. You gain 6 hit points
  6415. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6416. > Turn(288): Starting with 244 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 11
  6417. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 22.041666666666668
  6418. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 311.63126566315134
  6419. > HP: 378/378, MP: 121/581
  6420. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  6421. > ML: 103 control: 10
  6422. > Everything Looks Yellow: 95
  6423. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6424.  
  6425. equip weapon Knob Goblin tongs
  6426.  
  6427. equip weapon antique machete
  6428. > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast) done, beep.
  6429.  
  6430. [289] An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast)
  6431. Encounter: dense liana NAMED NEIL
  6432. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6433. Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
  6434. After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
  6435. After Battle: Tingteng looks more powerful...
  6436. After Battle: Tingteng spins and whirls in the breeze, like a spicy little dust devil.
  6437. You acquire an item: BACON
  6438. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  6439. After Battle: You gain 2 Wizardliness
  6440. After Battle: You gain 1 Chutzpah
  6441.  
  6442. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  6443. You gain 6 hit points
  6444. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6445. > Turn(288): Starting with 244 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 11
  6446. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 22.041666666666668
  6447. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 312.63126566315134
  6448. > HP: 378/378, MP: 101/581
  6449. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  6450. > ML: 103 control: 10
  6451. > Everything Looks Yellow: 95
  6452. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6453.  
  6454. equip weapon Knob Goblin tongs
  6455.  
  6456. equip weapon antique machete
  6457. > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast) done, beep.
  6458. > Restoring MP! Currently at 372 of 378 HP, 101 of 581 MP, current meat: 13606 ... Target MP = 291.
  6459. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  6460. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  6461.  
  6462. buy 19 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  6463. You spent 1,444 Meat
  6464. You acquire black cherry soda (19)
  6465.  
  6466. use 19 black cherry soda
  6467. You gain 192 Mana Points
  6468.  
  6469. [289] An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast)
  6470. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR dense liana
  6471. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6472. Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
  6473. After Battle: Tingteng pirouettes in the air, searching for scattered items. Maybe he was a pierougi in a past life.
  6474. You acquire an item: disintegrating barrel
  6475. After Battle: Isabella gives you a thin black candle. The tag on it says "MONEY/LOVE/POWER SPELL money/love/power not guaranteed please remember to leave 5-star feedback"
  6476. You acquire an item: thin black candle
  6477. You acquire an item: BACON
  6478. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  6479. After Battle: You gain 2 Enchantedness
  6480. After Battle: You gain 1 Chutzpah
  6481.  
  6482. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  6483. You gain 6 hit points
  6484. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6485. > Turn(288): Starting with 244 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 11
  6486. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 22.041666666666668
  6487. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 312.63126566315134
  6488. > HP: 378/378, MP: 273/581
  6489. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  6490. > ML: 103 control: 10
  6491. > Everything Looks Yellow: 95
  6492. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6493.  
  6494. smash disintegrating barrel
  6495. You acquire an item: insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito
  6496.  
  6497. equip weapon Knob Goblin tongs
  6498.  
  6499. equip weapon antique machete
  6500. > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast) done, beep.
  6501.  
  6502. [289] An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast)
  6503. Encounter: Fire When Ready
  6504. Took choice 787/1: Unlock Hidden Bowling Alley
  6505. choice.php?whichchoice=787&option=1&pwd
  6506. > Turn(289): Starting with 243 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 11
  6507. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 22.041666666666668
  6508. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 312.63126566315134
  6509. > HP: 378/378, MP: 286/581
  6510. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  6511. > ML: 103 control: 10
  6512. > Everything Looks Yellow: 94
  6513. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6514.  
  6515. equip weapon Knob Goblin tongs
  6516.  
  6517. equip weapon antique machete
  6518. > Pre Adventure at A Massive Ziggurat done, beep.
  6519.  
  6520. [290] A Massive Ziggurat
  6521. Encounter: dense liana AND TESLA!
  6522. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6523. Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
  6524. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  6525. After Battle: You gain 4 Strongness
  6526. After Battle: Tingteng whirls around picking up items, like a little couscous tornado.
  6527. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  6528. After Battle: You gain 78 Mana Points
  6529. You acquire an item: BACON
  6530. After Battle: You gain 1 Strongness
  6531. After Battle: You gain 2 Enchantedness
  6532. After Battle: You gain 1 Chutzpah
  6533.  
  6534. cast 1 Scarysauce
  6535. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  6536.  
  6537. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  6538. You gain 6 hit points
  6539. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6540. > Turn(289): Starting with 243 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 11
  6541. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 40.266666666666666
  6542. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 312.63126566315134
  6543. > HP: 378/378, MP: 334/581
  6544. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  6545. > ML: 103 control: 10
  6546. > Everything Looks Yellow: 94
  6547. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6548.  
  6549. equip weapon Knob Goblin tongs
  6550.  
  6551. equip weapon antique machete
  6552. > Pre Adventure at A Massive Ziggurat done, beep.
  6553.  
  6554. [290] A Massive Ziggurat
  6555. Encounter: dense liana WITH BACON!!!
  6556. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6557. Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
  6558. Your familiar gains a pound: Isabella, the 14 lb. Intergnat
  6559. After Battle: Tingteng pirouettes in the air, searching for scattered items. Maybe he was a pierougi in a past life.
  6560. You acquire an item: disintegrating barrel
  6561. You acquire an item: BACON
  6562. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  6563. After Battle: You gain 2 Mysteriousness
  6564. After Battle: You gain 1 Cheek
  6565.  
  6566. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  6567. You gain 6 hit points
  6568. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6569. > Turn(289): Starting with 243 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 11
  6570. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 40.266666666666666
  6571. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 314.1934955049954
  6572. > HP: 378/378, MP: 314/581
  6573. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  6574. > ML: 103 control: 10
  6575. > Everything Looks Yellow: 94
  6576. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6577.  
  6578. smash disintegrating barrel
  6579. You acquire an item: insanely spicy bean burrito
  6580.  
  6581. equip weapon Knob Goblin tongs
  6582.  
  6583. equip weapon antique machete
  6584. > Pre Adventure at A Massive Ziggurat done, beep.
  6585.  
  6586. [290] A Massive Ziggurat
  6587. Encounter: dense liana AND TESLA!
  6588. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6589. Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
  6590. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  6591. After Battle: You gain 4 Cheek
  6592. After Battle: Tingteng spins and whirls in the breeze, like a spicy little dust devil.
  6593. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  6594. After Battle: You gain 60 Mana Points
  6595. You acquire an item: BACON
  6596. After Battle: You gain 1 Muscleboundness
  6597. After Battle: You gain 2 Magicalness
  6598. After Battle: You gain 1 Chutzpah
  6599.  
  6600. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  6601. You gain 6 hit points
  6602. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6603. > Turn(289): Starting with 243 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 11
  6604. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 40.266666666666666
  6605. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 314.1934955049954
  6606. > HP: 378/378, MP: 354/581
  6607. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  6608. > ML: 103 control: 10
  6609. > Everything Looks Yellow: 94
  6610. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6611.  
  6612. equip weapon Knob Goblin tongs
  6613.  
  6614. equip weapon antique machete
  6615. > Pre Adventure at A Massive Ziggurat done, beep.
  6616.  
  6617. [290] A Massive Ziggurat
  6618. Encounter: Legend of the Temple in the Hidden City
  6619. Took choice 791/6: skip adventure
  6620. choice.php?whichchoice=791&option=6&pwd
  6621. > Turn(289): Starting with 243 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 11
  6622. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 22.041666666666668
  6623. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 314.1934955049954
  6624. > HP: 372/378, MP: 354/581
  6625. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  6626. > ML: 103 control: 10
  6627. > Everything Looks Yellow: 94
  6628. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6629.  
  6630. equip weapon Knob Goblin tongs
  6631. > The idden [sic] apartment!
  6632. > Hidden Apartment Progress: 1
  6633. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Apartment Building done, beep.
  6634.  
  6635. [290] The Hidden Apartment Building
  6636. Encounter: pygmy shaman NAMED NEIL
  6637. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  6638. You acquire an effect: Once-Cursed (10)
  6639. Round 1: pygmy shaman takes 2 damage.
  6640. Round 1: pygmy shaman takes 2 damage.
  6641. Round 1: pygmy shaman takes 3 damage.
  6642. Round 1: You lose 24 hit points
  6643. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6644. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6645. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 20 damage.
  6646. Round 2: pygmy shaman takes 20 damage.
  6647. Round 2: pygmy shaman drops 8 attack power.
  6648. Round 2: pygmy shaman drops 11 defense.
  6649. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6650. Round 3: pygmy shaman drops 25 attack power.
  6651. Round 3: pygmy shaman drops 24 defense.
  6652. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 16 damage.
  6653. Round 3: pygmy shaman takes 16 damage.
  6654. Round 3: pygmy shaman drops 9 attack power.
  6655. Round 3: pygmy shaman drops 10 defense.
  6656. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  6657. Round 4: pygmy shaman takes 6 damage.
  6658. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 19 damage.
  6659. Round 4: pygmy shaman takes 19 damage.
  6660. Round 4: pygmy shaman drops 10 attack power.
  6661. Round 4: pygmy shaman drops 9 defense.
  6662. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  6663. Round 5: pygmy shaman takes 11 damage.
  6664. Round 5: You gain 11 hit points
  6665. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 14 damage.
  6666. Round 5: pygmy shaman takes 14 damage.
  6667. Round 5: pygmy shaman drops 9 attack power.
  6668. Round 5: pygmy shaman drops 9 defense.
  6669. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  6670. Round 6: pygmy shaman drops 9 attack power.
  6671. Round 6: pygmy shaman drops 9 defense.
  6672. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 17 damage.
  6673. Round 6: pygmy shaman takes 17 damage.
  6674. Round 6: pygmy shaman drops 9 attack power.
  6675. Round 6: pygmy shaman drops 9 defense.
  6676. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  6677. Round 7: pygmy shaman takes 42 damage.
  6678. Round 7: pygmy shaman takes 42 damage.
  6679. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 25 damage.
  6680. Round 7: pygmy shaman takes 25 damage.
  6681. Round 7: pygmy shaman drops 10 attack power.
  6682. Round 7: pygmy shaman drops 11 defense.
  6683. Round 7: pygmy shaman takes 3 damage.
  6684. Round 7: pygmy shaman takes 2 damage.
  6685. Round 7: pygmy shaman takes 6 damage.
  6686. Round 7: You lose 4 hit points
  6687. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  6688. Round 8: pygmy shaman takes 42 damage.
  6689. Round 8: pygmy shaman takes 42 damage.
  6690. Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 21 damage.
  6691. Round 8: pygmy shaman takes 21 damage.
  6692. Round 8: pygmy shaman drops 10 attack power.
  6693. Round 8: pygmy shaman drops 9 defense.
  6694. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  6695. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  6696. After Battle: You gain 5 Chutzpah
  6697. You gain 342 Meat
  6698. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  6699. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  6700. You acquire an item: colorful toad
  6701. You acquire an item: voodoo glowskull
  6702. You acquire an item: BACON
  6703. After Battle: You gain 21 Strongness
  6704. After Battle: You gain 61 Wizardliness
  6705. After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek
  6706.  
  6707. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  6708. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  6709.  
  6710. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  6711. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  6712.  
  6713. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  6714. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  6715. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6716. > Turn(290): Starting with 242 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 11
  6717. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 40.52916666666667
  6718. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 314.1934955049954
  6719. > HP: 358/358, MP: 329/559
  6720. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  6721. > ML: 103 control: 10
  6722. > Everything Looks Yellow: 93
  6723. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6724. > The idden [sic] apartment!
  6725. > Hidden Apartment Progress: 1
  6726. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Apartment Building done, beep.
  6727.  
  6728. [291] The Hidden Apartment Building
  6729. Encounter: pygmy janitor AND TESLA!
  6730. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  6731. Round 1: pygmy janitor takes 3 damage.
  6732. Round 1: pygmy janitor takes 2 damage.
  6733. Round 1: pygmy janitor takes 6 damage.
  6734. Round 1: You lose 23 hit points
  6735. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6736. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6737. Round 2: pygmy janitor drops 10 attack power.
  6738. Round 2: pygmy janitor drops 9 defense.
  6739. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6740. Round 3: pygmy janitor drops 24 attack power.
  6741. Round 3: pygmy janitor drops 25 defense.
  6742. Round 3: pygmy janitor drops 10 attack power.
  6743. Round 3: pygmy janitor drops 8 defense.
  6744. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  6745. Round 4: pygmy janitor takes 6 damage.
  6746. Round 4: pygmy janitor drops 10 attack power.
  6747. Round 4: pygmy janitor drops 9 defense.
  6748. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  6749. Round 5: pygmy janitor takes 14 damage.
  6750. Round 5: You gain 14 hit points
  6751. Round 5: pygmy janitor drops 10 attack power.
  6752. Round 5: pygmy janitor drops 12 defense.
  6753. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  6754. Round 6: pygmy janitor drops 9 attack power.
  6755. Round 6: pygmy janitor drops 9 defense.
  6756. Round 6: pygmy janitor drops 9 attack power.
  6757. Round 6: pygmy janitor drops 8 defense.
  6758. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  6759. Round 7: pygmy janitor takes 42 damage.
  6760. Round 7: pygmy janitor takes 42 damage.
  6761. Round 7: pygmy janitor drops 10 attack power.
  6762. Round 7: pygmy janitor drops 9 defense.
  6763. Round 7: pygmy janitor takes 3 damage.
  6764. Round 7: pygmy janitor takes 2 damage.
  6765. Round 7: pygmy janitor takes 2 damage.
  6766. Round 7: You lose 4 hit points
  6767. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  6768. Round 8: pygmy janitor takes 42 damage.
  6769. Round 8: pygmy janitor takes 42 damage.
  6770. Round 8: pygmy janitor drops 11 attack power.
  6771. Round 8: pygmy janitor drops 9 defense.
  6772. Round 8: pygmy janitor takes 3 damage.
  6773. Round 8: pygmy janitor takes 2 damage.
  6774. Round 8: pygmy janitor takes 2 damage.
  6775. Round 8: You lose 6 hit points
  6776. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  6777. Round 9: pygmy janitor takes 42 damage.
  6778. Round 9: pygmy janitor takes 42 damage.
  6779. Round 9: pygmy janitor drops 8 attack power.
  6780. Round 9: pygmy janitor drops 9 defense.
  6781. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  6782. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  6783. After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek
  6784. You gain 210 Meat
  6785. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  6786. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  6787. You acquire an item: book of matches
  6788. You acquire an item: jungle floor wax
  6789. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  6790. After Battle: You gain 67 Mana Points
  6791. You acquire an item: BACON
  6792. After Battle: You gain 23 Muscleboundness
  6793. After Battle: You gain 44 Wizardliness
  6794. After Battle: You gain 26 Roguishness
  6795.  
  6796. cast 1 Wry Smile
  6797. You acquire an effect: Wry Smile (10)
  6798.  
  6799. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  6800. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  6801.  
  6802. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  6803. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  6804.  
  6805. cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
  6806. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
  6807.  
  6808. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  6809. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  6810.  
  6811. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  6812. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  6813.  
  6814. cast 1 Astral Shell
  6815. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  6816.  
  6817. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  6818. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  6819.  
  6820. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  6821. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  6822.  
  6823. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  6824. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  6825.  
  6826. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  6827. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  6828.  
  6829. cast 1 Blubber Up
  6830. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  6831.  
  6832. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  6833. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  6834.  
  6835. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  6836. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  6837.  
  6838. cast 1 Disco Fever
  6839. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  6840.  
  6841. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  6842. You gain 10 hit points
  6843. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6844. > Turn(291): Starting with 241 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 11
  6845. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 40.52916666666667
  6846. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 314.1934955049954
  6847. > HP: 358/358, MP: 189/559
  6848. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  6849. > ML: 103 control: 10
  6850. > Everything Looks Yellow: 92
  6851. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6852.  
  6853. use 1 book of matches
  6854. > The idden [sic] apartment!
  6855. > Hidden Apartment Progress: 1
  6856. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Apartment Building done, beep.
  6857.  
  6858. [292] The Hidden Apartment Building
  6859. Encounter: pygmy shaman NAMED NEIL
  6860. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  6861. You lose an effect: Once-Cursed (1)
  6862. You acquire an effect: Twice-Cursed (10)
  6863. Round 1: pygmy shaman takes 2 damage.
  6864. Round 1: pygmy shaman takes 2 damage.
  6865. Round 1: pygmy shaman takes 2 damage.
  6866. Round 1: You lose 10 hit points
  6867. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6868. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6869. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 22 damage.
  6870. Round 2: pygmy shaman takes 22 damage.
  6871. Round 2: pygmy shaman drops 9 attack power.
  6872. Round 2: pygmy shaman drops 10 defense.
  6873. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6874. Round 3: pygmy shaman drops 25 attack power.
  6875. Round 3: pygmy shaman drops 24 defense.
  6876. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 23 damage.
  6877. Round 3: pygmy shaman takes 23 damage.
  6878. Round 3: pygmy shaman drops 10 attack power.
  6879. Round 3: pygmy shaman drops 8 defense.
  6880. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  6881. Round 4: pygmy shaman takes 6 damage.
  6882. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 19 damage.
  6883. Round 4: pygmy shaman takes 19 damage.
  6884. Round 4: pygmy shaman drops 9 attack power.
  6885. Round 4: pygmy shaman drops 11 defense.
  6886. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  6887. Round 5: pygmy shaman takes 11 damage.
  6888. Round 5: You gain 11 hit points
  6889. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 22 damage.
  6890. Round 5: pygmy shaman takes 22 damage.
  6891. Round 5: pygmy shaman drops 9 attack power.
  6892. Round 5: pygmy shaman drops 9 defense.
  6893. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  6894. Round 6: pygmy shaman drops 9 attack power.
  6895. Round 6: pygmy shaman drops 9 defense.
  6896. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 18 damage.
  6897. Round 6: pygmy shaman takes 18 damage.
  6898. Round 6: pygmy shaman drops 11 attack power.
  6899. Round 6: pygmy shaman drops 10 defense.
  6900. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  6901. Round 7: pygmy shaman takes 42 damage.
  6902. Round 7: pygmy shaman takes 42 damage.
  6903. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 16 damage.
  6904. Round 7: pygmy shaman takes 16 damage.
  6905. Round 7: pygmy shaman drops 12 attack power.
  6906. Round 7: pygmy shaman drops 12 defense.
  6907. Round 7: pygmy shaman takes 3 damage.
  6908. Round 7: pygmy shaman takes 2 damage.
  6909. Round 7: pygmy shaman takes 3 damage.
  6910. Round 7: You lose 11 hit points
  6911. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  6912. Round 8: pygmy shaman takes 42 damage.
  6913. Round 8: pygmy shaman takes 42 damage.
  6914. Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 22 damage.
  6915. Round 8: pygmy shaman takes 22 damage.
  6916. Round 8: pygmy shaman drops 8 attack power.
  6917. Round 8: pygmy shaman drops 10 defense.
  6918. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  6919. You gain 334 Meat
  6920. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  6921. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  6922. You acquire an item: smirking shrunken head
  6923. You acquire an item: colorful toad
  6924. You acquire an item: crude voodoo doll
  6925. You acquire an item: voodoo glowskull
  6926. You acquire an item: BACON
  6927. After Battle: You gain 21 Muscleboundness
  6928. After Battle: You gain 66 Magicalness
  6929. You gain a Mysticality point!
  6930. After Battle: You gain 15 Sarcasm
  6931. You gain a Moxie point!
  6932.  
  6933. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  6934. You gain 3 hit points
  6935. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6936. > Turn(292): Starting with 240 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 11
  6937. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 40.52916666666667
  6938. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 314.1934955049954
  6939. > HP: 343/343, MP: 173/539
  6940. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  6941. > ML: 103 control: 10
  6942. > Everything Looks Yellow: 91
  6943. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6944. > The idden [sic] apartment!
  6945. > Hidden Apartment Progress: 1
  6946. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Apartment Building done, beep.
  6947.  
  6948. [293] The Hidden Apartment Building
  6949. Encounter: pygmy witch lawyer WITH SCIENCE!
  6950. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  6951. Round 1: pygmy witch lawyer takes 3 damage.
  6952. Round 1: pygmy witch lawyer takes 1 damage.
  6953. Round 1: pygmy witch lawyer takes 2 damage.
  6954. Round 1: You lose 27 hit points
  6955. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6956. > Looking at banishAction: skill Asdon Martin: Spring-Loaded Front Bumper
  6957. Round 1: Arbos casts ASDON MARTIN: SPRING-LOADED FRONT BUMPER!
  6958.  
  6959. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  6960. You gain 27 hit points
  6961. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6962. > Turn(292): Starting with 240 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 11
  6963. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 40.52916666666667
  6964. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 314.1934955049954
  6965. > HP: 343/343, MP: 153/539
  6966. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  6967. > ML: 103 control: 10
  6968. > Everything Looks Yellow: 91
  6969. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6970.  
  6971. Converting bottle of laundry sherry into Fuel
  6972. > Compressed 1 bottle of laundry sherry into sheep, I mean fuel: 2 --> 9
  6973.  
  6974. Converting gin and tonic into Fuel
  6975. > Compressed 1 gin and tonic into sheep, I mean fuel: 9 --> 19
  6976.  
  6977. Converting insanely spicy bean burrito into Fuel
  6978. > Compressed 1 insanely spicy bean burrito into sheep, I mean fuel: 19 --> 31
  6979.  
  6980. Converting 2 insanely spicy enchanted bean burritos into Fuel
  6981. > Compressed 2 insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito into sheep, I mean fuel: 31 --> 54
  6982. > The idden [sic] apartment!
  6983. > Hidden Apartment Progress: 1
  6984. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Apartment Building done, beep.
  6985.  
  6986. [293] The Hidden Apartment Building
  6987. Encounter: pygmy witch accountant AND TESLA!
  6988. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  6989. Round 1: pygmy witch accountant takes 2 damage.
  6990. Round 1: pygmy witch accountant takes 2 damage.
  6991. Round 1: pygmy witch accountant takes 6 damage.
  6992. Round 1: You lose 27 hit points
  6993. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6994. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6995. Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 attack power.
  6996. Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 defense.
  6997. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6998. Round 3: pygmy witch accountant drops 25 attack power.
  6999. Round 3: pygmy witch accountant drops 24 defense.
  7000. Round 3: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 attack power.
  7001. Round 3: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 defense.
  7002. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7003. Round 4: pygmy witch accountant takes 6 damage.
  7004. Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 10 attack power.
  7005. Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 defense.
  7006. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  7007. Round 5: pygmy witch accountant takes 14 damage.
  7008. Round 5: You gain 14 hit points
  7009. Round 5: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 attack power.
  7010. Round 5: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 defense.
  7011. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7012. Round 6: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 attack power.
  7013. Round 6: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 defense.
  7014. Round 6: pygmy witch accountant drops 10 attack power.
  7015. Round 6: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 defense.
  7016. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  7017. Round 7: pygmy witch accountant takes 42 damage.
  7018. Round 7: pygmy witch accountant takes 42 damage.
  7019. Round 7: pygmy witch accountant drops 11 attack power.
  7020. Round 7: pygmy witch accountant drops 11 defense.
  7021. Round 7: pygmy witch accountant takes 2 damage.
  7022. Round 7: pygmy witch accountant takes 2 damage.
  7023. Round 7: pygmy witch accountant takes 5 damage.
  7024. Round 7: You lose 11 hit points
  7025. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  7026. Round 8: pygmy witch accountant takes 42 damage.
  7027. Round 8: pygmy witch accountant takes 42 damage.
  7028. Round 8: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 attack power.
  7029. Round 8: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 defense.
  7030. Round 8: pygmy witch accountant takes 2 damage.
  7031. Round 8: pygmy witch accountant takes 2 damage.
  7032. Round 8: pygmy witch accountant takes 3 damage.
  7033. Round 8: You lose 9 hit points
  7034. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  7035. Round 9: pygmy witch accountant takes 42 damage.
  7036. Round 9: pygmy witch accountant takes 42 damage.
  7037. Round 9: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 attack power.
  7038. Round 9: pygmy witch accountant drops 11 defense.
  7039. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  7040. You gain 413 Meat
  7041. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  7042. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  7043. You acquire an item: McClusky file (page 1)
  7044. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  7045. After Battle: You gain 71 Mana Points
  7046. You acquire an item: BACON
  7047. After Battle: You gain 12 Fortitude
  7048. After Battle: You gain 63 Mysteriousness
  7049. After Battle: You gain 26 Roguishness
  7050.  
  7051. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  7052. You gain 24 hit points
  7053. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7054. > Turn(293): Starting with 239 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 11
  7055. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 40.46666666666667
  7056. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 314.1934955049954
  7057. > HP: 343/343, MP: 206/539
  7058. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  7059. > ML: 103 control: 10
  7060. > Everything Looks Yellow: 90
  7061. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7062. > The idden [sic] apartment!
  7063. > Hidden Apartment Progress: 1
  7064. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Apartment Building done, beep.
  7065.  
  7066. [294] The Hidden Apartment Building
  7067. Encounter: pygmy witch accountant NAMED NEIL
  7068. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  7069. Round 1: pygmy witch accountant takes 2 damage.
  7070. Round 1: pygmy witch accountant takes 1 damage.
  7071. Round 1: pygmy witch accountant takes 3 damage.
  7072. Round 1: You lose 25 hit points
  7073. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7074. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7075. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 20 damage.
  7076. Round 2: pygmy witch accountant takes 20 damage.
  7077. Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 12 attack power.
  7078. Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 defense.
  7079. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7080. Round 3: pygmy witch accountant drops 24 attack power.
  7081. Round 3: pygmy witch accountant drops 23 defense.
  7082. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 15 damage.
  7083. Round 3: pygmy witch accountant takes 15 damage.
  7084. Round 3: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 attack power.
  7085. Round 3: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 defense.
  7086. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7087. Round 4: pygmy witch accountant takes 6 damage.
  7088. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 26 damage.
  7089. Round 4: pygmy witch accountant takes 26 damage.
  7090. Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 10 attack power.
  7091. Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 10 defense.
  7092. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  7093. Round 5: pygmy witch accountant takes 11 damage.
  7094. Round 5: You gain 11 hit points
  7095. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 19 damage.
  7096. Round 5: pygmy witch accountant takes 19 damage.
  7097. Round 5: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 attack power.
  7098. Round 5: pygmy witch accountant drops 10 defense.
  7099. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7100. Round 6: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 attack power.
  7101. Round 6: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 defense.
  7102. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 22 damage.
  7103. Round 6: pygmy witch accountant takes 22 damage.
  7104. Round 6: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 attack power.
  7105. Round 6: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 defense.
  7106. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  7107. Round 7: pygmy witch accountant takes 42 damage.
  7108. Round 7: pygmy witch accountant takes 42 damage.
  7109. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 21 damage.
  7110. Round 7: pygmy witch accountant takes 21 damage.
  7111. Round 7: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 attack power.
  7112. Round 7: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 defense.
  7113. Round 7: pygmy witch accountant takes 3 damage.
  7114. Round 7: pygmy witch accountant takes 2 damage.
  7115. Round 7: pygmy witch accountant takes 6 damage.
  7116. Round 7: You lose 11 hit points
  7117. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  7118. Round 8: pygmy witch accountant takes 42 damage.
  7119. Round 8: pygmy witch accountant takes 42 damage.
  7120. Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 16 damage.
  7121. Round 8: pygmy witch accountant takes 16 damage.
  7122. Round 8: pygmy witch accountant drops 11 attack power.
  7123. Round 8: pygmy witch accountant drops 11 defense.
  7124. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  7125. You gain 410 Meat
  7126. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  7127. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  7128. You acquire an item: McClusky file (page 2)
  7129. You acquire an item: BACON
  7130. After Battle: You gain 18 Muscleboundness
  7131. You gain a Muscle point!
  7132. After Battle: You gain 61 Enchantedness
  7133. After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness
  7134.  
  7135. cast 1 Scarysauce
  7136. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  7137.  
  7138. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  7139. You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10)
  7140.  
  7141. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  7142. You gain 18 hit points
  7143. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7144. > Turn(294): Starting with 238 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 11
  7145. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 40.46666666666667
  7146. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 314.1934955049954
  7147. > HP: 346/346, MP: 136/539
  7148. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  7149. > ML: 103 control: 10
  7150. > Everything Looks Yellow: 89
  7151. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7152. > The idden [sic] apartment!
  7153. > Hidden Apartment Progress: 1
  7154. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Apartment Building done, beep.
  7155.  
  7156. [295] The Hidden Apartment Building
  7157. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR pygmy janitor
  7158. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  7159. Round 1: pygmy janitor takes 2 damage.
  7160. Round 1: pygmy janitor takes 1 damage.
  7161. Round 1: pygmy janitor takes 5 damage.
  7162. Round 1: You lose 25 hit points
  7163. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7164. > Looking at banishAction: skill Snokebomb
  7165. Round 1: Arbos casts SNOKEBOMB!
  7166. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7167. > Turn(294): Starting with 238 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 11
  7168. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 40.46666666666667
  7169. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 314.1934955049954
  7170. > HP: 321/346, MP: 89/539
  7171. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  7172. > ML: 103 control: 10
  7173. > Everything Looks Yellow: 89
  7174. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7175. > The idden [sic] apartment!
  7176. > Hidden Apartment Progress: 1
  7177. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Apartment Building done, beep.
  7178. > Restoring MP! Currently at 321 of 346 HP, 89 of 539 MP, current meat: 13871 ... Target MP = 270.
  7179. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  7180. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  7181.  
  7182. buy 19 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  7183. You spent 1,444 Meat
  7184. You acquire black cherry soda (19)
  7185.  
  7186. use 19 black cherry soda
  7187. You gain 191 Mana Points
  7188.  
  7189. [295] The Hidden Apartment Building
  7190. Encounter: pygmy witch accountant AND TESLA!
  7191. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  7192. Round 1: pygmy witch accountant takes 2 damage.
  7193. Round 1: pygmy witch accountant takes 1 damage.
  7194. Round 1: pygmy witch accountant takes 6 damage.
  7195. Round 1: You lose 26 hit points
  7196. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7197. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7198. Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 11 attack power.
  7199. Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 defense.
  7200. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7201. Round 3: pygmy witch accountant drops 25 attack power.
  7202. Round 3: pygmy witch accountant drops 24 defense.
  7203. Round 3: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 attack power.
  7204. Round 3: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 defense.
  7205. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7206. Round 4: pygmy witch accountant takes 6 damage.
  7207. Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 attack power.
  7208. Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 defense.
  7209. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  7210. Round 5: pygmy witch accountant takes 14 damage.
  7211. Round 5: You gain 14 hit points
  7212. Round 5: pygmy witch accountant drops 11 attack power.
  7213. Round 5: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 defense.
  7214. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7215. Round 6: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 attack power.
  7216. Round 6: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 defense.
  7217. Round 6: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 attack power.
  7218. Round 6: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 defense.
  7219. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  7220. Round 7: pygmy witch accountant takes 83 damage.
  7221. Round 7: pygmy witch accountant takes 42 damage.
  7222. Round 7: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 attack power.
  7223. Round 7: pygmy witch accountant drops 10 defense.
  7224. Round 7: pygmy witch accountant takes 2 damage.
  7225. Round 7: pygmy witch accountant takes 1 damage.
  7226. Round 7: pygmy witch accountant takes 3 damage.
  7227. Round 7: You lose 11 hit points
  7228. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  7229. Round 8: pygmy witch accountant takes 42 damage.
  7230. Round 8: pygmy witch accountant takes 42 damage.
  7231. Round 8: pygmy witch accountant drops 10 attack power.
  7232. Round 8: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 defense.
  7233. Round 8: pygmy witch accountant takes 2 damage.
  7234. Round 8: pygmy witch accountant takes 1 damage.
  7235. Round 8: pygmy witch accountant takes 5 damage.
  7236. Round 8: You lose 9 hit points
  7237. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  7238. Round 9: pygmy witch accountant takes 42 damage.
  7239. Round 9: pygmy witch accountant takes 42 damage.
  7240. Round 9: pygmy witch accountant drops 11 attack power.
  7241. Round 9: pygmy witch accountant drops 11 defense.
  7242. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  7243. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  7244. After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
  7245. You gain 456 Meat
  7246. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  7247. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  7248. You acquire an item: bone abacus
  7249. You acquire an item: adder
  7250. You acquire an item: pygmy adder oil
  7251. You acquire an item: McClusky file (page 3)
  7252. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  7253. After Battle: You gain 83 Mana Points
  7254. You acquire an item: BACON
  7255. After Battle: You gain 16 Fortitude
  7256. After Battle: You gain 60 Enchantedness
  7257. After Battle: You gain 23 Roguishness
  7258.  
  7259. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  7260. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  7261.  
  7262. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  7263. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  7264.  
  7265. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  7266. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  7267.  
  7268. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  7269. You gain 50 hit points
  7270. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7271. > Turn(295): Starting with 237 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 11
  7272. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 40.641666666666666
  7273. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 314.1934955049954
  7274. > HP: 346/346, MP: 312/539
  7275. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 15/15
  7276. > ML: 103 control: 10
  7277. > Everything Looks Yellow: 88
  7278. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7279. > The idden [sic] apartment!
  7280.  
  7281. buy 1 Cursed Punch for 475 each from The Hidden Tavern
  7282. You spent 475 Meat
  7283. You acquire an item: Cursed Punch
  7284.  
  7285. cast 1 The Ode to Booze
  7286. You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (10)
  7287.  
  7288. drink 1 Cursed Punch
  7289. You gain 4 Adventures
  7290. You gain 4 Fortitude
  7291. You gain 2 Wizardliness
  7292. You gain 4 Cheek
  7293. You lose an effect: Twice-Cursed (-10)
  7294. You acquire an effect: Thrice-Cursed (0)
  7295. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  7296. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
  7297. > Hidden Apartment Progress: 1
  7298. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Apartment Building done, beep.
  7299.  
  7300. [296] The Hidden Apartment Building
  7301. Encounter: Wooof! Wooooooof!
  7302. Took choice 1106/2: +50% all stats for 30 turns
  7303. choice.php?whichchoice=1106&option=2&pwd
  7304. You acquire an effect: Adventurer's Best Friendship (30)
  7305. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7306. > Turn(295): Starting with 241 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 11
  7307. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 40.641666666666666
  7308. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 314.1934955049954
  7309. > HP: 332/332, MP: 262/517
  7310. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  7311. > ML: 103 control: 10
  7312. > Everything Looks Yellow: 88
  7313. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7314. > The idden [sic] apartment!
  7315. > Hidden Apartment Progress: 1
  7316. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Apartment Building done, beep.
  7317.  
  7318. [296] The Hidden Apartment Building
  7319. Encounter: Action Elevator
  7320. Took choice 780/1: Fight ancient protector spirit
  7321. choice.php?whichchoice=780&option=1&pwd
  7322. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR ancient protector spirit
  7323. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  7324. Round 1: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  7325. Round 1: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  7326. Round 1: ancient protector spirit takes 2 damage.
  7327. Round 1: You lose 26 hit points
  7328. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7329. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7330. Round 2: ancient protector spirit drops 9 attack power.
  7331. Round 2: ancient protector spirit drops 11 defense.
  7332. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7333. Round 3: ancient protector spirit drops 26 attack power.
  7334. Round 3: ancient protector spirit drops 24 defense.
  7335. Round 3: ancient protector spirit drops 10 attack power.
  7336. Round 3: ancient protector spirit drops 9 defense.
  7337. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7338. Round 4: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  7339. Round 4: ancient protector spirit drops 12 attack power.
  7340. Round 4: ancient protector spirit drops 10 defense.
  7341. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  7342. Round 5: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  7343. Round 5: You gain 1 hit point
  7344. Round 5: ancient protector spirit drops 9 attack power.
  7345. Round 5: ancient protector spirit drops 9 defense.
  7346. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7347. Round 6: ancient protector spirit drops 9 attack power.
  7348. Round 6: ancient protector spirit drops 9 defense.
  7349. Round 6: ancient protector spirit drops 9 attack power.
  7350. Round 6: ancient protector spirit drops 11 defense.
  7351. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  7352. Round 7: ancient protector spirit takes 42 damage.
  7353. Round 7: ancient protector spirit takes 42 damage.
  7354. Round 7: ancient protector spirit drops 9 attack power.
  7355. Round 7: ancient protector spirit drops 9 defense.
  7356. Round 7: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  7357. Round 7: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  7358. Round 7: ancient protector spirit takes 4 damage.
  7359. Round 7: You lose 8 hit points
  7360. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  7361. Round 8: ancient protector spirit takes 42 damage.
  7362. Round 8: ancient protector spirit takes 42 damage.
  7363. Round 8: ancient protector spirit drops 10 attack power.
  7364. Round 8: ancient protector spirit drops 10 defense.
  7365. Round 8: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  7366. Round 8: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  7367. Round 8: ancient protector spirit takes 2 damage.
  7368. Round 8: You lose 11 hit points
  7369. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  7370. You acquire an item: moss-covered stone sphere
  7371. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  7372. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  7373. After Battle: Isabella suddenly starts twitching spasmodically and shouts "I made you a Neil but I eated it!"
  7374. You acquire an item: BACON
  7375. After Battle: You gain 15 Fortitude
  7376. After Battle: You gain 66 Mysteriousness
  7377. You gain a Mysticality point!
  7378. You gain a Level!
  7379. After Battle: You gain 22 Chutzpah
  7380.  
  7381. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  7382. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  7383.  
  7384. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  7385. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
  7386.  
  7387. cast 1 Astral Shell
  7388. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  7389.  
  7390. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  7391. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  7392.  
  7393. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  7394. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  7395.  
  7396. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  7397. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  7398.  
  7399. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  7400. You gain 36 hit points
  7401. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7402. > Turn(296): Starting with 240 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  7403. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 41.025
  7404. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 314.1934955049954
  7405. > HP: 332/332, MP: 163/522
  7406. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  7407. > ML: 105 control: 10
  7408. > Everything Looks Yellow: 87
  7409. > Found completed Hidden Apartment Building (11)
  7410. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7411.  
  7412. swimming pool submarine
  7413. > Turn(296): Starting with 240 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  7414. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 41.025
  7415. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 314.1934955049954
  7416. > HP: 332/332, MP: 163/522
  7417. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  7418. > ML: 105 control: 10
  7419. > Everything Looks Yellow: 87
  7420. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7421. > Must save the ferret!!
  7422. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  7423.  
  7424. cast 1 Incredible Self-Esteem
  7425. You acquire an effect: Think Win-Lose (50)
  7426.  
  7427. uneffect Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  7428.  
  7429. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  7430. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  7431.  
  7432. cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
  7433. You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (10)
  7434. You acquire an effect: Driving Stealthily (30)
  7435. > Pre Adventure at Wartime Hippy Camp done, beep.
  7436.  
  7437. [297] Wartime Hippy Camp
  7438. Encounter: Bait and Switch
  7439. Took choice 139/3: enter combat
  7440. choice.php?whichchoice=139&option=3&pwd
  7441. Encounter: War Hippy (space) cadet AND TESLA!
  7442. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7443. Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
  7444. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7445. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7446. Round 2: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 10 attack power.
  7447. Round 2: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 defense.
  7448. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7449. Round 3: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 25 attack power.
  7450. Round 3: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 23 defense.
  7451. Round 3: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 attack power.
  7452. Round 3: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 8 defense.
  7453. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7454. Round 4: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 8 damage.
  7455. Round 4: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 attack power.
  7456. Round 4: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 8 defense.
  7457. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  7458. Round 5: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 17 damage.
  7459. Round 5: You gain 17 hit points
  7460. Round 5: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 attack power.
  7461. Round 5: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 8 defense.
  7462. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7463. Round 6: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 attack power.
  7464. Round 6: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 8 defense.
  7465. Round 6: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 attack power.
  7466. Round 6: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 10 defense.
  7467. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  7468. Round 7: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 attack power.
  7469. Round 7: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 defense.
  7470. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  7471. Round 8: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 11 attack power.
  7472. Round 8: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 12 defense.
  7473. Round 8: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 7 damage.
  7474. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  7475. Round 9: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 94 damage.
  7476. Round 9: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 47 damage.
  7477. Round 9: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 10 attack power.
  7478. Round 9: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 defense.
  7479. Round 9: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 8 damage.
  7480. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  7481. Round 10: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 94 damage.
  7482. Round 10: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 47 damage.
  7483. Round 10: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 10 attack power.
  7484. Round 10: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 11 defense.
  7485. Round 10: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 8 damage.
  7486. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  7487. After Battle: Tingteng pirouettes in the air, searching for scattered items. Maybe he was a pierougi in a past life.
  7488. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  7489. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  7490. After Battle: You gain 87 Mana Points
  7491. You acquire an item: BACON
  7492. After Battle: You gain 20 Strengthliness
  7493. After Battle: You gain 68 Enchantedness
  7494. After Battle: You gain 14 Sarcasm
  7495.  
  7496. cast 5 Sauce Contemplation
  7497. You acquire an effect: Saucemastery (25)
  7498.  
  7499. cast 5 Manicotti Meditation
  7500. You acquire an effect: Pasta Oneness (25)
  7501.  
  7502. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  7503. You gain 33 hit points
  7504. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7505. > Turn(297): Starting with 239 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  7506. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 37.04166666666667
  7507. > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 274.1934955049954
  7508. > HP: 334/334, MP: 184/608
  7509. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  7510. > ML: 85 control: 10
  7511. > Everything Looks Yellow: 86
  7512. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7513.  
  7514. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  7515.  
  7516. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  7517.  
  7518. Converting insanely spicy jumping bean burrito into Fuel
  7519. > Compressed 1 insanely spicy jumping bean burrito into sheep, I mean fuel: 17 --> 26
  7520.  
  7521. Converting jungle floor wax into Fuel
  7522. > Compressed 1 jungle floor wax into sheep, I mean fuel: 26 --> 32
  7523.  
  7524. buy 3 wad of dough for 47 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
  7525. You spent 141 Meat
  7526. You acquire wad of dough (3)
  7527.  
  7528. buy 3 soda water for 66 each from The General Store
  7529. You spent 198 Meat
  7530. You acquire soda water (3)
  7531.  
  7532. [298] Cook 3 wad of dough + 3 soda water
  7533. You acquire loaf of soda bread (3)
  7534. Crafting used 3 each of wad of dough and soda water
  7535.  
  7536. Converting 3 loaf of soda breads into Fuel
  7537. > Compressed 3 loaf of soda bread into sheep, I mean fuel: 32 --> 51
  7538. > Must save the ferret!!
  7539. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  7540. > Pre Adventure at Wartime Hippy Camp done, beep.
  7541.  
  7542. [298] Wartime Hippy Camp
  7543. Encounter: War Hippy (space) cadet NAMED NEIL
  7544. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7545. Round 1: You lose 7 hit points
  7546. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7547. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7548. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 28 damage.
  7549. Round 2: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 28 damage.
  7550. Round 2: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 attack power.
  7551. Round 2: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 defense.
  7552. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7553. Round 3: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 25 attack power.
  7554. Round 3: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 23 defense.
  7555. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 19 damage.
  7556. Round 3: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 19 damage.
  7557. Round 3: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 12 attack power.
  7558. Round 3: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 defense.
  7559. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7560. Round 4: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 8 damage.
  7561. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 25 damage.
  7562. Round 4: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 25 damage.
  7563. Round 4: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 8 attack power.
  7564. Round 4: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 10 defense.
  7565. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  7566. Round 5: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 12 damage.
  7567. Round 5: You gain 12 hit points
  7568. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 20 damage.
  7569. Round 5: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 20 damage.
  7570. Round 5: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 11 attack power.
  7571. Round 5: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 defense.
  7572. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7573. Round 6: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 attack power.
  7574. Round 6: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 8 defense.
  7575. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 30 damage.
  7576. Round 6: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 30 damage.
  7577. Round 6: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 attack power.
  7578. Round 6: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 8 defense.
  7579. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  7580. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 28 damage.
  7581. Round 7: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 28 damage.
  7582. Round 7: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 attack power.
  7583. Round 7: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 defense.
  7584. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  7585. Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 20 damage.
  7586. Round 8: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 20 damage.
  7587. Round 8: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 12 attack power.
  7588. Round 8: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 10 defense.
  7589. Round 8: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 7 damage.
  7590. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  7591. Round 9: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 94 damage.
  7592. Round 9: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 47 damage.
  7593. Round 9: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 22 damage.
  7594. Round 9: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 22 damage.
  7595. Round 9: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 10 attack power.
  7596. Round 9: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 11 defense.
  7597. Round 9: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 8 damage.
  7598. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  7599. After Battle: Tingteng whirls around picking up items, like a little couscous tornado.
  7600. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  7601. You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses
  7602. You acquire an item: BACON
  7603. After Battle: You gain 13 Muscleboundness
  7604. After Battle: You gain 60 Magicalness
  7605. After Battle: You gain 25 Roguishness
  7606. You gain a Moxie point!
  7607. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7608. > Turn(298): Starting with 238 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  7609. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 37.04166666666667
  7610. > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 274.1934955049954
  7611. > HP: 334/334, MP: 189/608
  7612. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  7613. > ML: 85 control: 10
  7614. > Everything Looks Yellow: 85
  7615. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7616.  
  7617. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  7618.  
  7619. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  7620. > Must save the ferret!!
  7621. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  7622. > Pre Adventure at Wartime Hippy Camp done, beep.
  7623.  
  7624. [299] Wartime Hippy Camp
  7625. Encounter: Bait and Switch
  7626. Took choice 139/3: enter combat
  7627. choice.php?whichchoice=139&option=3&pwd
  7628. Encounter: War Hippy (space) cadet WITH SCIENCE!
  7629. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7630. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  7631. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7632. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7633. Round 2: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 attack power.
  7634. Round 2: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 defense.
  7635. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7636. Round 3: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 25 attack power.
  7637. Round 3: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 23 defense.
  7638. Round 3: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 12 attack power.
  7639. Round 3: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 10 defense.
  7640. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7641. Round 4: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 8 damage.
  7642. Round 4: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 10 attack power.
  7643. Round 4: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 defense.
  7644. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  7645. Round 5: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 17 damage.
  7646. Round 5: You gain 17 hit points
  7647. Round 5: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 11 attack power.
  7648. Round 5: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 defense.
  7649. Round 5: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  7650. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  7651. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  7652. After Battle: Tingteng spins and whirls in the breeze, like a spicy little dust devil.
  7653. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Nichols's Twelfth Law of Frequency says an object on fire tends to stay on fire!"
  7654. You acquire an item: BACON
  7655. After Battle: You gain 19 Strengthliness
  7656. After Battle: You gain 66 Mysteriousness
  7657. After Battle: You gain 14 Roguishness
  7658.  
  7659. cast 1 Scarysauce
  7660. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  7661. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7662. > Turn(299): Starting with 237 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  7663. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 37.04166666666667
  7664. > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 274.1934955049954
  7665. > HP: 334/334, MP: 190/608
  7666. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  7667. > ML: 85 control: 10
  7668. > Everything Looks Yellow: 84
  7669. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7670.  
  7671. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  7672.  
  7673. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  7674. > Must save the ferret!!
  7675. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  7676. > Pre Adventure at Wartime Hippy Camp done, beep.
  7677.  
  7678. [300] Wartime Hippy Camp
  7679. Encounter: Blockin' Out the Scenery
  7680. Took choice 142/3: start the war
  7681. choice.php?whichchoice=142&option=3&pwd
  7682.  
  7683. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  7684. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  7685.  
  7686. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  7687. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  7688. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7689.  
  7690. Visiting Yossarian
  7691. You acquire an item: molybdenum magnet
  7692.  
  7693. Visiting the Mysterious Island Arena
  7694. You acquire an item: rock band flyers
  7695.  
  7696. Visiting the lighthouse keeper with 0 barrels of gunpowder.
  7697.  
  7698. Visiting the lighthouse keeper with 0 barrels of gunpowder.
  7699. > Turn(300): Starting with 236 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  7700. > Still flyering: 0
  7701. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 37.04166666666667
  7702. > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 274.1934955049954
  7703. > HP: 334/334, MP: 186/608
  7704. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  7705. > ML: 85 control: 10
  7706. > Everything Looks Yellow: 83
  7707. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7708.  
  7709. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  7710.  
  7711. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  7712. You lose an effect: Driving Stealthily (0)
  7713.  
  7714. uneffect The Sonata of Sneakiness
  7715.  
  7716. cast 1 Musk of the Moose
  7717. You acquire an effect: Musk of the Moose (10)
  7718. You lose an effect: Smooth Movements (0)
  7719.  
  7720. cast 1 Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
  7721. You acquire an effect: Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation (10)
  7722. You acquire an effect: Driving Obnoxiously (30)
  7723.  
  7724. familiar Jumpsuited Hound Dog (22 lbs)
  7725. > Pre Adventure at Sonofa Beach done, beep.
  7726.  
  7727. [301] Sonofa Beach
  7728. Encounter: lobsterfrogman
  7729. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  7730. Round 1: lobsterfrogman takes 2 damage.
  7731. Round 1: lobsterfrogman takes 2 damage.
  7732. Round 1: lobsterfrogman takes 2 damage.
  7733. Round 1: You lose 23 hit points
  7734. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7735. Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  7736. Round 2: lobsterfrogman takes 3 damage.
  7737. Round 2: lobsterfrogman takes 1 damage.
  7738. Round 2: lobsterfrogman takes 5 damage.
  7739. Round 2: You lose 28 hit points
  7740. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7741. Round 3: lobsterfrogman drops 9 attack power.
  7742. Round 3: lobsterfrogman drops 9 defense.
  7743. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7744. Round 4: lobsterfrogman drops 27 attack power.
  7745. Round 4: lobsterfrogman drops 25 defense.
  7746. Round 4: lobsterfrogman drops 11 attack power.
  7747. Round 4: lobsterfrogman drops 9 defense.
  7748. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7749. Round 5: lobsterfrogman takes 7 damage.
  7750. Round 5: lobsterfrogman drops 9 attack power.
  7751. Round 5: lobsterfrogman drops 12 defense.
  7752. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  7753. Round 6: lobsterfrogman takes 16 damage.
  7754. Round 6: You gain 16 hit points
  7755. Round 6: lobsterfrogman drops 11 attack power.
  7756. Round 6: lobsterfrogman drops 11 defense.
  7757. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7758. Round 7: lobsterfrogman drops 10 attack power.
  7759. Round 7: lobsterfrogman drops 9 defense.
  7760. Round 7: lobsterfrogman drops 10 attack power.
  7761. Round 7: lobsterfrogman drops 9 defense.
  7762. Round 7: Arbos casts DIGITIZE!
  7763. Round 8: lobsterfrogman drops 10 attack power.
  7764. Round 8: lobsterfrogman drops 9 defense.
  7765. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  7766. Round 9: lobsterfrogman takes 41 damage.
  7767. Round 9: lobsterfrogman takes 41 damage.
  7768. Round 9: lobsterfrogman drops 10 attack power.
  7769. Round 9: lobsterfrogman drops 10 defense.
  7770. Round 9: lobsterfrogman takes 3 damage.
  7771. Round 9: lobsterfrogman takes 2 damage.
  7772. Round 9: lobsterfrogman takes 6 damage.
  7773. Round 9: You lose 7 hit points
  7774. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  7775. Round 10: lobsterfrogman takes 41 damage.
  7776. Round 10: lobsterfrogman takes 41 damage.
  7777. Round 10: lobsterfrogman drops 12 attack power.
  7778. Round 10: lobsterfrogman drops 12 defense.
  7779. Round 10: lobsterfrogman takes 3 damage.
  7780. Round 10: lobsterfrogman takes 2 damage.
  7781. Round 10: lobsterfrogman takes 2 damage.
  7782. Round 10: You lose 5 hit points
  7783. Round 10: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  7784. Round 11: lobsterfrogman takes 41 damage.
  7785. Round 11: lobsterfrogman takes 41 damage.
  7786. Round 11: lobsterfrogman drops 10 attack power.
  7787. Round 11: lobsterfrogman drops 13 defense.
  7788. Round 11: Arbos wins the fight!
  7789. Your familiar gains a pound: Trog, the 3 lb. Jumpsuited Hound Dog
  7790. You gain 178 Meat
  7791. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  7792. After Battle: Trog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
  7793. You acquire an item: barrel of gunpowder
  7794. After Battle: You gain 15 Strengthliness
  7795. After Battle: You gain 87 Magicalness
  7796. You gain a Mysticality point!
  7797. After Battle: You gain 13 Chutzpah
  7798.  
  7799. cast 1 Wry Smile
  7800. You acquire an effect: Wry Smile (10)
  7801.  
  7802. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  7803. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  7804.  
  7805. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  7806. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  7807.  
  7808. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  7809. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  7810.  
  7811. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  7812. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  7813. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7814. > Turn(301): Starting with 235 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  7815. > Still flyering: 276
  7816. > Encounter: 15.0 Exp Bonus: 42.825
  7817. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 289.8813972081441
  7818. > HP: 295/384, MP: 74/663
  7819. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  7820. > ML: 105 control: 10
  7821. > Everything Looks Yellow: 82
  7822. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7823.  
  7824. buy 3 wad of dough for 47 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
  7825. You spent 141 Meat
  7826. You acquire wad of dough (3)
  7827.  
  7828. buy 3 soda water for 66 each from The General Store
  7829. You spent 198 Meat
  7830. You acquire soda water (3)
  7831.  
  7832. [302] Cook 3 wad of dough + 3 soda water
  7833. You acquire loaf of soda bread (3)
  7834. Crafting used 3 each of wad of dough and soda water
  7835.  
  7836. Converting 3 loaf of soda breads into Fuel
  7837. > Compressed 3 loaf of soda bread into sheep, I mean fuel: 14 --> 33
  7838.  
  7839. buy 2 wad of dough for 47 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
  7840. You spent 94 Meat
  7841. You acquire wad of dough (2)
  7842.  
  7843. buy 2 soda water for 66 each from The General Store
  7844. You spent 132 Meat
  7845. You acquire soda water (2)
  7846.  
  7847. [302] Cook 2 wad of dough + 2 soda water
  7848. You acquire loaf of soda bread (2)
  7849. Crafting used 2 each of wad of dough and soda water
  7850.  
  7851. Converting 2 loaf of soda breads into Fuel
  7852. > Compressed 2 loaf of soda bread into sheep, I mean fuel: 33 --> 45
  7853. > Doing Tavern
  7854.  
  7855. cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
  7856.  
  7857. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  7858. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  7859. You lose an effect: Musk of the Moose (0)
  7860. > In the tavern! Layout: 0000100000000000000000000
  7861.  
  7862. familiar Intergnat (34 lbs)
  7863. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  7864. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
  7865.  
  7866. [302] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 1, col 4)
  7867. Encounter: A Rat's Home...
  7868. > Override hit a choice adventure (Noob Cave), trying....
  7869. Took choice 515/1: Kick over the castle
  7870. choice.php?whichchoice=515&option=1&pwd
  7871. You acquire bottle of tequila (3)
  7872. Unknown last adventure: id = '1018' name = 'The Typical Tavern Cellar' URL = 'cellar.php' container = 'tavern.php'
  7873. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7874. > In the tavern! Layout: 0005100000000000000000000
  7875. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  7876. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
  7877.  
  7878. [303] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 1, col 3)
  7879. Encounter: 1984 Had Nothing on This Cellar
  7880. > Override hit a choice adventure (Noob Cave), trying....
  7881. Took choice 514/1: Dump out the crate
  7882. choice.php?whichchoice=514&option=1&pwd
  7883. You acquire rat whisker (3)
  7884.  
  7885. cast 1 Astral Shell
  7886. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  7887.  
  7888. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  7889. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  7890. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7891. > In the tavern! Layout: 0055100000000000000000000
  7892. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  7893. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
  7894.  
  7895. [304] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 1, col 2)
  7896. Encounter: bunch of drunken rats AND TESLA!
  7897. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  7898.  
  7899. [304] Noob Cave
  7900. Encounter: bunch of drunken rats AND TESLA!
  7901. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  7902. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7903. Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  7904. Round 2: bunch of drunken rats takes 3 damage.
  7905. Round 2: bunch of drunken rats takes 2 damage.
  7906. Round 2: bunch of drunken rats takes 6 damage.
  7907. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
  7908. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7909. Round 3: bunch of drunken rats drops 5 attack power.
  7910. Round 3: bunch of drunken rats drops 5 defense.
  7911. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7912. Round 4: bunch of drunken rats drops 12 attack power.
  7913. Round 4: bunch of drunken rats drops 12 defense.
  7914. Round 4: bunch of drunken rats drops 7 attack power.
  7915. Round 4: bunch of drunken rats drops 5 defense.
  7916. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7917. Round 5: bunch of drunken rats takes 7 damage.
  7918. Round 5: bunch of drunken rats drops 6 attack power.
  7919. Round 5: bunch of drunken rats drops 4 defense.
  7920. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  7921. Round 6: bunch of drunken rats takes 6 damage.
  7922. Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
  7923. Round 6: bunch of drunken rats drops 7 attack power.
  7924. Round 6: bunch of drunken rats drops 6 defense.
  7925. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7926. Round 7: bunch of drunken rats drops 4 attack power.
  7927. Round 7: bunch of drunken rats drops 4 defense.
  7928. Round 7: bunch of drunken rats drops 7 attack power.
  7929. Round 7: bunch of drunken rats drops 5 defense.
  7930. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  7931. Round 8: bunch of drunken rats takes 82 damage.
  7932. Round 8: bunch of drunken rats takes 82 damage.
  7933. Round 8: bunch of drunken rats drops 6 attack power.
  7934. Round 8: bunch of drunken rats drops 5 defense.
  7935. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  7936. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  7937. You gain 62 Meat
  7938. After Battle: Tingteng spins and whirls in the breeze, like a spicy little dust devil.
  7939. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  7940. You acquire an item: rat whisker
  7941. You acquire an item: rat whisker
  7942. You acquire an item: rat whisker
  7943. You acquire an item: rat appendix
  7944. You acquire an item: rat appendix
  7945. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  7946. After Battle: You gain 60 Mana Points
  7947. You acquire an item: BACON
  7948. After Battle: You gain 8 Beefiness
  7949. After Battle: You gain 44 Enchantedness
  7950. After Battle: You gain 9 Roguishness
  7951.  
  7952. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  7953. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  7954.  
  7955. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  7956. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  7957.  
  7958. cast 1 Blubber Up
  7959. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  7960.  
  7961. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  7962. You gain 56 hit points
  7963. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7964. > In the tavern! Layout: 0155100000000000000000000
  7965. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  7966. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
  7967.  
  7968. [305] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 1, col 1)
  7969. Encounter: A Rat's Home...
  7970. > Override hit a choice adventure (Noob Cave), trying....
  7971. Took choice 515/1: Kick over the castle
  7972. choice.php?whichchoice=515&option=1&pwd
  7973. You acquire bottle of tequila (3)
  7974.  
  7975. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  7976. You gain 35 hit points
  7977. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7978. > In the tavern! Layout: 5155100000000000000000000
  7979. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  7980. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
  7981.  
  7982. [306] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 2, col 1)
  7983. Encounter: Those Who Came Before You
  7984. > Override hit a choice adventure (Noob Cave), trying....
  7985. Took choice 510/1: Search the body
  7986. choice.php?whichchoice=510&option=1&pwd
  7987. You acquire magical mystery juice (3)
  7988. You acquire an item: glittery mascara
  7989. You acquire an item: shiny ring
  7990.  
  7991. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  7992. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  7993.  
  7994. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  7995. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
  7996. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7997. > In the tavern! Layout: 5155120000000000000000000
  7998. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  7999. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
  8000.  
  8001. [307] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 3, col 1)
  8002. Encounter: bunch of drunken rats AND TESLA!
  8003. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  8004.  
  8005. [307] Noob Cave
  8006. Encounter: bunch of drunken rats AND TESLA!
  8007. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  8008. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8009. Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  8010. Round 2: bunch of drunken rats takes 3 damage.
  8011. Round 2: bunch of drunken rats takes 2 damage.
  8012. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
  8013. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8014. Round 3: bunch of drunken rats drops 13 attack power.
  8015. Round 3: bunch of drunken rats drops 13 defense.
  8016. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8017. Round 4: bunch of drunken rats takes 9 damage.
  8018. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  8019. Round 5: bunch of drunken rats takes 6 damage.
  8020. Round 5: You gain 6 hit points
  8021. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8022. Round 6: bunch of drunken rats drops 5 attack power.
  8023. Round 6: bunch of drunken rats drops 5 defense.
  8024. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  8025. Round 7: bunch of drunken rats takes 82 damage.
  8026. Round 7: bunch of drunken rats takes 82 damage.
  8027. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  8028. You gain 59 Meat
  8029. After Battle: Tingteng pirouettes in the air, searching for scattered items. Maybe he was a pierougi in a past life.
  8030. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  8031. You acquire an item: rat whisker
  8032. You acquire an item: rat whisker
  8033. You acquire an item: rat appendix
  8034. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  8035. After Battle: You gain 95 Mana Points
  8036. You acquire an item: BACON
  8037. After Battle: You gain 12 Strongness
  8038. After Battle: You gain 34 Enchantedness
  8039. After Battle: You gain 12 Cheek
  8040.  
  8041. cast 1 Astral Shell
  8042. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  8043.  
  8044. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  8045. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  8046.  
  8047. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  8048. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  8049.  
  8050. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  8051. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  8052.  
  8053. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  8054. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  8055.  
  8056. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  8057. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  8058. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8059. > In the tavern! Layout: 5155120000100000000000000
  8060. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  8061. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
  8062.  
  8063. [308] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 4, col 1)
  8064. Encounter: Of Course!
  8065. > Override hit a choice adventure (Noob Cave), trying....
  8066. Took choice 509/1: Turn off the faucet
  8067. choice.php?whichchoice=509&option=1&pwd
  8068.  
  8069. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  8070. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  8071. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8072.  
  8073. Visiting Bart Ender
  8074. You acquire Typical Tavern swill (3)
  8075. > Turn(308): Starting with 228 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  8076. > Still flyering: 526
  8077. > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 30.75
  8078. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 294.1934955049954
  8079. > HP: 427/427, MP: 116/728
  8080. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  8081. > ML: 105 control: 10
  8082. > Everything Looks Yellow: 75
  8083. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8084.  
  8085. Converting 3 flagons of Typical Tavern swill into Fuel
  8086. > Compressed 3 Typical Tavern swill into sheep, I mean fuel: 45 --> 61
  8087. > Somehow we are considering the DMT without a Machine Elf...
  8088.  
  8089. familiar Machine Elf (22 lbs)
  8090.  
  8091. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  8092. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  8093.  
  8094. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  8095. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  8096. > Pre Adventure at The Deep Machine Tunnels done, beep.
  8097. > Restoring MP! Currently at 427 of 427 HP, 90 of 728 MP, current meat: 11803 ... Target MP = 364.
  8098. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  8099.  
  8100. use 3 magical mystery juice
  8101. You gain 66 Mana Points
  8102. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  8103.  
  8104. buy 21 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  8105. You spent 1,596 Meat
  8106. You acquire black cherry soda (21)
  8107.  
  8108. use 21 black cherry soda
  8109. You gain 206 Mana Points
  8110.  
  8111. buy 1 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  8112. You spent 76 Meat
  8113. You acquire an item: black cherry soda
  8114.  
  8115. use 1 black cherry soda
  8116. You gain 11 Mana Points
  8117.  
  8118. [309] The Deep Machine Tunnels
  8119. Encounter: Feeler of Knowledge and Sounds
  8120. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8121. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8122. Round 1: Arbos uses the abstraction: thought and uses the seal tooth!
  8123. You acquire an item: abstraction: certainty
  8124. Round 2: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  8125. Round 3: You lose 1 or more hit points
  8126. Round 3: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8127. Round 4: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8128. Round 5: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8129. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  8130. Round 7: You gain 1 or more hit points
  8131. Round 7: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8132. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  8133. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  8134. Round 10: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  8135. Round 11: Arbos wins the fight!
  8136. After Battle: Alfie clucks his tongue and time starts passing again. This makes you realize that no time had passed while you were fighting that weird monster.
  8137. You acquire an item: moist barrel
  8138. After Battle: You gain 16 Enchantedness
  8139. You gain a Muscle point!
  8140.  
  8141. cast 1 Scarysauce
  8142. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  8143.  
  8144. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  8145. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  8146.  
  8147. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  8148. You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10)
  8149.  
  8150. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  8151. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  8152.  
  8153. cast 1 Disco Fever
  8154. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  8155.  
  8156. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  8157. You gain 11 hit points
  8158. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8159. > Turn(308): Starting with 228 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  8160. > Still flyering: 789
  8161. > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 41.85
  8162. > Meat Drop: 180.0 Item Drop: 229.0
  8163. > HP: 430/430, MP: 264/728
  8164. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  8165. > ML: 105 control: 10
  8166. > Everything Looks Yellow: 75
  8167. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8168.  
  8169. smash moist barrel
  8170. You acquire an item: vibrating mushroom
  8171. > Pre Adventure at The Deep Machine Tunnels done, beep.
  8172.  
  8173. [309] The Deep Machine Tunnels
  8174. Encounter: Rememberer of Thoughts
  8175. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8176. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8177. Round 1: Arbos uses the abstraction: action and uses the seal tooth!
  8178. You acquire an item: abstraction: joy
  8179. Round 2: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  8180. Round 3: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8181. Round 4: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8182. Round 5: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8183. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  8184. Round 7: You gain 1 or more hit points
  8185. Round 7: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8186. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  8187. Round 9: You lose 1 or more hit points
  8188. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  8189. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  8190. After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness
  8191. After Battle: Alfie clucks his tongue and time starts passing again. This makes you realize that no time had passed while you were fighting that weird monster.
  8192. You acquire an item: moist barrel
  8193. You acquire an item: abstraction: purpose
  8194. You gain a Mysticality point!
  8195.  
  8196. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  8197. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  8198.  
  8199. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  8200. You gain 2 hit points
  8201. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8202. > Turn(308): Starting with 228 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  8203. > Still flyering: 1052
  8204. > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 41.85
  8205. > Meat Drop: 180.0 Item Drop: 229.0
  8206. > HP: 430/430, MP: 228/733
  8207. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  8208. > ML: 105 control: 10
  8209. > Everything Looks Yellow: 75
  8210. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8211.  
  8212. smash moist barrel
  8213. You acquire an item: Mountain Stream soda
  8214. > Pre Adventure at The Deep Machine Tunnels done, beep.
  8215.  
  8216. [309] The Deep Machine Tunnels
  8217. Encounter: Visualizer of Logic and Thoughts
  8218. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8219. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8220. Round 1: Arbos uses the abstraction: action and uses the seal tooth!
  8221. You acquire an item: abstraction: joy
  8222. Round 2: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  8223. Round 3: You lose 1 or more hit points
  8224. Round 3: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8225. Round 4: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8226. Round 5: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8227. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  8228. Round 7: You gain 1 or more hit points
  8229. Round 7: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8230. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  8231. Round 9: You lose 1 or more hit points
  8232. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  8233. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  8234. After Battle: Alfie clucks his tongue and time starts passing again. This makes you realize that no time had passed while you were fighting that weird monster.
  8235. After Battle: You gain 18 Mysteriousness
  8236.  
  8237. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  8238. You gain 21 hit points
  8239. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8240. > Turn(308): Starting with 228 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  8241. > Still flyering: 1315
  8242. > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 41.85
  8243. > Meat Drop: 180.0 Item Drop: 229.0
  8244. > HP: 430/430, MP: 527/733
  8245. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  8246. > ML: 105 control: 10
  8247. > Everything Looks Yellow: 75
  8248. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8249. > Pre Adventure at The Deep Machine Tunnels done, beep.
  8250.  
  8251. [309] The Deep Machine Tunnels
  8252. Encounter: Enactor of Intentions and Intentions
  8253. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8254. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8255. Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  8256. Round 2: You lose 1 or more hit points
  8257. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8258. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8259. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8260. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  8261. Round 6: You gain 1 or more hit points
  8262. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8263. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  8264. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  8265. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  8266. After Battle: Alfie clucks his tongue and time starts passing again. This makes you realize that no time had passed while you were fighting that weird monster.
  8267. After Battle: You gain 11 Cheek
  8268. You gain a Mysticality point!
  8269. You gain a Moxie point!
  8270.  
  8271. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  8272. You gain 8 hit points
  8273. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8274. > Turn(308): Starting with 228 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  8275. > Still flyering: 1578
  8276. > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 41.85
  8277. > Meat Drop: 180.0 Item Drop: 229.0
  8278. > HP: 430/430, MP: 496/737
  8279. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  8280. > ML: 105 control: 10
  8281. > Everything Looks Yellow: 75
  8282. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8283. > Pre Adventure at The Deep Machine Tunnels done, beep.
  8284.  
  8285. [309] The Deep Machine Tunnels
  8286. Encounter: Comprehender of Answers
  8287. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8288. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8289. Round 1: Arbos uses the abstraction: action and uses the seal tooth!
  8290. You acquire an item: abstraction: joy
  8291. Round 2: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  8292. Round 3: You lose 1 or more hit points
  8293. Round 3: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8294. Round 4: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8295. Round 5: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8296. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  8297. Round 7: You gain 1 or more hit points
  8298. Round 7: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8299. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  8300. Round 9: You lose 1 or more hit points
  8301. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  8302. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  8303. After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
  8304. After Battle: Alfie clucks his tongue and time starts passing again. This makes you realize that no time had passed while you were fighting that weird monster.
  8305. After Battle: You gain 11 Chutzpah
  8306.  
  8307. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  8308. You gain 23 hit points
  8309. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8310. > Turn(308): Starting with 228 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  8311. > Still flyering: 1843
  8312. > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 42.0
  8313. > Meat Drop: 180.0 Item Drop: 229.0
  8314. > HP: 430/430, MP: 706/737
  8315. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  8316. > ML: 105 control: 10
  8317. > Everything Looks Yellow: 75
  8318. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8319.  
  8320. familiar Ms. Puck Man (31 lbs)
  8321. > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
  8322.  
  8323. [309] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  8324. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  8325. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  8326. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  8327. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  8328. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8329. Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  8330. Round 2: VBY clamps onto your opponent's leg, which doesn't seem to actually hurt it, but is powerfully distracting.
  8331. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8332. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
  8333. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
  8334. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8335. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 attack power.
  8336. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 15 defense.
  8337. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
  8338. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
  8339. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8340. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 9 damage.
  8341. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  8342. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  8343. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  8344. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 10 damage.
  8345. Round 6: You gain 10 hit points
  8346. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  8347. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  8348. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8349. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
  8350. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
  8351. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  8352. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  8353. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  8354. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
  8355. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 82 damage.
  8356. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
  8357. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
  8358. Round 8: Your opponent seems puzzled by this weird yellow most-of-a-circle that's running around.
  8359. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  8360. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
  8361. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 82 damage.
  8362. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  8363. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
  8364. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  8365. After Battle: Tingteng whirls around picking up items, like a little couscous tornado.
  8366. After Battle: VBY stumbles on a pothole, and a pixel goes flying.
  8367. You acquire an item: yellow pixel
  8368. After Battle: You gain 11 Fortitude
  8369. After Battle: You gain 34 Wizardliness
  8370. After Battle: You gain 11 Cheek
  8371. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8372. > Turn(308): Starting with 228 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  8373. > Still flyering: 1949
  8374. > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 30.075
  8375. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 224.0
  8376. > HP: 430/430, MP: 695/737
  8377. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  8378. > ML: 105 control: 10
  8379. > Everything Looks Yellow: 75
  8380. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8381. > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
  8382.  
  8383. [309] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  8384. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  8385. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  8386. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  8387. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  8388. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8389. Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  8390. Round 2: VBY clamps onto your opponent's leg, which doesn't seem to actually hurt it, but is powerfully distracting.
  8391. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8392. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
  8393. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
  8394. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8395. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 attack power.
  8396. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 17 defense.
  8397. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  8398. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
  8399. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8400. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 9 damage.
  8401. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
  8402. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
  8403. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  8404. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 12 damage.
  8405. Round 6: You gain 12 hit points
  8406. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
  8407. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
  8408. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8409. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
  8410. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  8411. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
  8412. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
  8413. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  8414. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
  8415. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 82 damage.
  8416. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
  8417. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  8418. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
  8419. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  8420. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
  8421. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 82 damage.
  8422. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  8423. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
  8424. Round 9: VBY clamps onto your opponent's leg, which doesn't seem to actually hurt it, but is powerfully distracting.
  8425. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  8426. Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
  8427. Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 82 damage.
  8428. Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  8429. Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
  8430. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  8431. After Battle: You gain 4 Strengthliness
  8432. After Battle: Tingteng pirouettes in the air, searching for scattered items. Maybe he was a pierougi in a past life.
  8433. After Battle: VBY tries to eat a rock, and loses a pixel in the process.
  8434. You acquire an item: yellow pixel
  8435. After Battle: You gain 8 Fortitude
  8436. After Battle: You gain 37 Mysteriousness
  8437. After Battle: You gain 15 Roguishness
  8438.  
  8439. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  8440. You gain 1 hit point
  8441. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8442. > Turn(308): Starting with 228 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  8443. > Still flyering: 2055
  8444. > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 30.075
  8445. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 224.0
  8446. > HP: 430/430, MP: 661/737
  8447. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  8448. > ML: 105 control: 10
  8449. > Everything Looks Yellow: 75
  8450. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8451. > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
  8452.  
  8453. [309] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  8454. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  8455. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  8456. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  8457. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  8458. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  8459. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8460. Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  8461. Round 2: Your opponent seems startled by the fact that you're accompanied by a creature that is a mouth and nothing else.
  8462. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8463. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
  8464. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  8465. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8466. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 attack power.
  8467. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 18 defense.
  8468. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  8469. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  8470. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8471. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 9 damage.
  8472. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
  8473. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  8474. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  8475. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 12 damage.
  8476. Round 6: You gain 12 hit points
  8477. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
  8478. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
  8479. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8480. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
  8481. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  8482. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
  8483. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
  8484. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  8485. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
  8486. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 82 damage.
  8487. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
  8488. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  8489. Round 8: VBY clamps onto your opponent's leg, which doesn't seem to actually hurt it, but is powerfully distracting.
  8490. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  8491. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
  8492. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 82 damage.
  8493. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  8494. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
  8495. Round 9: VBY grabs your opponent's pant legs, preventing it from attacking you.
  8496. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  8497. Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
  8498. Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 82 damage.
  8499. Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  8500. Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  8501. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  8502. You acquire an item: iced plum wine
  8503. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  8504. After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
  8505. After Battle: Tingteng whirls around picking up items, like a little couscous tornado.
  8506. After Battle: VBY stumbles on a pothole, and a pixel goes flying.
  8507. You acquire an item: yellow pixel
  8508. After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness
  8509. After Battle: You gain 40 Wizardliness
  8510. After Battle: You gain 14 Cheek
  8511. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8512. > Turn(308): Starting with 228 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  8513. > Still flyering: 2161
  8514. > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 30.075
  8515. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 224.0
  8516. > HP: 430/430, MP: 647/737
  8517. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  8518. > ML: 105 control: 10
  8519. > Everything Looks Yellow: 75
  8520. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8521.  
  8522. place.php?whichplace=snojo&action=snojo_controller
  8523. Took choice 1118/2: mysticality training
  8524. choice.php?whichchoice=1118&option=2&pwd
  8525. > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
  8526.  
  8527. [309] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  8528. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  8529. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  8530. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  8531. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  8532. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  8533. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8534. Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  8535. Round 2: Your opponent seems startled by the fact that you're accompanied by a creature that is a mouth and nothing else.
  8536. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8537. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
  8538. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
  8539. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8540. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 15 attack power.
  8541. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 19 defense.
  8542. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
  8543. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
  8544. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8545. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 9 damage.
  8546. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  8547. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
  8548. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  8549. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 13 damage.
  8550. Round 6: You gain 13 hit points
  8551. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
  8552. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
  8553. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8554. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
  8555. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
  8556. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
  8557. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
  8558. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  8559. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
  8560. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 164 damage.
  8561. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
  8562. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  8563. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
  8564. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
  8565. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  8566. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
  8567. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 82 damage.
  8568. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
  8569. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
  8570. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  8571. After Battle: VBY gives you a really pointy kiss. Ow, but awwww.
  8572. After Battle: You gain 46 hit points
  8573. After Battle: You gain 41 Mana Points
  8574. After Battle: Tingteng spins and whirls in the breeze, like a spicy little dust devil.
  8575. You acquire an item: little firkin
  8576. After Battle: VBY coughs up a pixel.
  8577. You acquire an item: yellow pixel
  8578. After Battle: You gain 12 Fortitude
  8579. You gain a Muscle point!
  8580. After Battle: You gain 48 Mysteriousness
  8581. You gain a Mysticality point!
  8582. After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness
  8583. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8584. > Turn(308): Starting with 228 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  8585. > Still flyering: 2267
  8586. > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 30.075
  8587. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 224.0
  8588. > HP: 433/433, MP: 677/742
  8589. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  8590. > ML: 105 control: 10
  8591. > Everything Looks Yellow: 75
  8592. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8593.  
  8594. smash little firkin
  8595. You acquire an item: bottle of Amontillado
  8596. > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
  8597.  
  8598. [309] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  8599. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  8600. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  8601. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  8602. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  8603. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  8604. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8605. Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  8606. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
  8607. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
  8608. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8609. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
  8610. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
  8611. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8612. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 16 attack power.
  8613. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 21 defense.
  8614. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
  8615. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  8616. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8617. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 9 damage.
  8618. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  8619. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
  8620. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  8621. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 14 damage.
  8622. Round 6: You gain 14 hit points
  8623. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
  8624. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
  8625. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8626. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
  8627. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
  8628. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  8629. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
  8630. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  8631. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
  8632. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 82 damage.
  8633. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
  8634. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
  8635. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
  8636. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
  8637. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  8638. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
  8639. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 82 damage.
  8640. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  8641. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  8642. Round 9: VBY clamps onto your opponent's leg, which doesn't seem to actually hurt it, but is powerfully distracting.
  8643. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  8644. Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
  8645. Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 82 damage.
  8646. Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
  8647. Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
  8648. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  8649. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  8650. After Battle: VBY catches one of her poorly antialiased corners on the scenery, knocking loose a pixel.
  8651. You acquire an item: yellow pixel
  8652. After Battle: You gain 20 Fortitude
  8653. After Battle: You gain 40 Magicalness
  8654. After Battle: You gain 8 Roguishness
  8655.  
  8656. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  8657. You gain 2 hit points
  8658. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8659. > Turn(308): Starting with 228 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  8660. > Still flyering: 2373
  8661. > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 30.075
  8662. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 224.0
  8663. > HP: 433/433, MP: 643/742
  8664. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  8665. > ML: 105 control: 10
  8666. > Everything Looks Yellow: 75
  8667. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8668. > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
  8669.  
  8670. [309] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  8671. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  8672. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  8673. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  8674. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  8675. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  8676. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  8677. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8678. Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  8679. Round 2: Your opponent seems puzzled by this weird yellow most-of-a-circle that's running around.
  8680. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8681. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  8682. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  8683. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8684. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 17 attack power.
  8685. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 22 defense.
  8686. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  8687. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  8688. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8689. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 9 damage.
  8690. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
  8691. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
  8692. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  8693. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 16 damage.
  8694. Round 6: You gain 16 hit points
  8695. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
  8696. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  8697. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8698. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  8699. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
  8700. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
  8701. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  8702. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  8703. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
  8704. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 82 damage.
  8705. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
  8706. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
  8707. Round 8: Your opponent seems startled by the fact that you're accompanied by a creature that is a mouth and nothing else.
  8708. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  8709. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
  8710. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 164 damage.
  8711. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
  8712. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  8713. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  8714. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  8715. After Battle: You gain 5 Fortitude
  8716. After Battle: VBY barfs some chewed-up dots into your mouth, like a mother bird feeding her young.
  8717. After Battle: You gain 35 hit points
  8718. After Battle: You gain 24 Mana Points
  8719. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  8720. After Battle: VBY tries to eat a rock, and loses a pixel in the process.
  8721. You acquire an item: yellow pixel
  8722. After Battle: You gain 14 Muscleboundness
  8723. After Battle: You gain 48 Mysteriousness
  8724. After Battle: You gain 12 Cheek
  8725. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8726. > Turn(308): Starting with 228 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  8727. > Still flyering: 2479
  8728. > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 30.075
  8729. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 224.0
  8730. > HP: 433/433, MP: 656/742
  8731. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  8732. > ML: 105 control: 10
  8733. > Everything Looks Yellow: 75
  8734. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8735. > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
  8736.  
  8737. [309] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  8738. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  8739. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  8740. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  8741. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  8742. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  8743. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  8744. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8745. Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  8746. Round 2: Your opponent seems puzzled by this weird yellow most-of-a-circle that's running around.
  8747. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8748. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  8749. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  8750. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8751. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 18 attack power.
  8752. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 24 defense.
  8753. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
  8754. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
  8755. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8756. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 9 damage.
  8757. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
  8758. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  8759. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  8760. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 17 damage.
  8761. Round 6: You gain 17 hit points
  8762. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
  8763. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
  8764. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8765. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  8766. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 9 defense.
  8767. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
  8768. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
  8769. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  8770. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
  8771. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 164 damage.
  8772. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  8773. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
  8774. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
  8775. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
  8776. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
  8777. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  8778. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
  8779. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 82 damage.
  8780. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  8781. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  8782. Round 9: Your opponent seems startled by the fact that you're accompanied by a creature that is a mouth and nothing else.
  8783. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  8784. Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
  8785. Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 82 damage.
  8786. Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 9 attack power.
  8787. Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 9 defense.
  8788. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  8789. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  8790. After Battle: VBY stumbles on a pothole, and a pixel goes flying.
  8791. You acquire an item: yellow pixel
  8792. After Battle: You gain 15 Strengthliness
  8793. After Battle: You gain 42 Mysteriousness
  8794. After Battle: You gain 18 Roguishness
  8795. You gain a Moxie point!
  8796.  
  8797. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  8798. You gain 3 hit points
  8799. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8800. > Turn(308): Starting with 228 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  8801. > Still flyering: 2585
  8802. > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 30.075
  8803. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 224.0
  8804. > HP: 433/433, MP: 622/742
  8805. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  8806. > ML: 105 control: 10
  8807. > Everything Looks Yellow: 75
  8808. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8809. > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
  8810.  
  8811. [309] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  8812. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  8813. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  8814. Round 1: You lose 7 hit points
  8815. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  8816. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  8817. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  8818. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8819. Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  8820. Round 2: VBY darts back and forth past your foe making weird blooping noises, confusing it.
  8821. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8822. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 9 attack power.
  8823. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
  8824. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8825. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 19 attack power.
  8826. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 25 defense.
  8827. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
  8828. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 9 defense.
  8829. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8830. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 9 damage.
  8831. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
  8832. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
  8833. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  8834. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 18 damage.
  8835. Round 6: You gain 18 hit points
  8836. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
  8837. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
  8838. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8839. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
  8840. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 9 defense.
  8841. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
  8842. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 9 defense.
  8843. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  8844. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
  8845. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 82 damage.
  8846. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
  8847. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
  8848. Round 8: VBY darts back and forth past your foe making weird blooping noises, confusing it.
  8849. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  8850. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
  8851. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 164 damage.
  8852. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
  8853. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  8854. Round 9: Your opponent seems startled by the fact that you're accompanied by a creature that is a mouth and nothing else.
  8855. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  8856. Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
  8857. Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 82 damage.
  8858. Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  8859. Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
  8860. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  8861. After Battle: Tingteng looks more powerful...
  8862. After Battle: VBY eats your opponent -- except for the eyes, which start to float away. You catch them and eat them yourself, and they're quite satisfying.
  8863. After Battle: You gain 37 hit points
  8864. After Battle: You gain 33 Mana Points
  8865. After Battle: Tingteng pirouettes in the air, searching for scattered items. Maybe he was a pierougi in a past life.
  8866. After Battle: VBY tries to eat a rock, and loses a pixel in the process.
  8867. You acquire an item: yellow pixel
  8868. After Battle: You gain 19 Strongness
  8869. After Battle: You gain 42 Magicalness
  8870. After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah
  8871. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8872. > Turn(308): Starting with 228 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  8873. > Still flyering: 2691
  8874. > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 30.075
  8875. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 225.0
  8876. > HP: 433/433, MP: 641/742
  8877. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  8878. > ML: 105 control: 10
  8879. > Everything Looks Yellow: 75
  8880. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8881. > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
  8882.  
  8883. [309] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  8884. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  8885. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  8886. Round 1: You lose 6 hit points
  8887. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  8888. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  8889. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  8890. Round 1: You lose 20 hit points
  8891. Round 1: You lose 20 Mana Points
  8892. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8893. Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  8894. Round 2: Tingteng shakes loose a considerable quantity of spice. You conjure up a canister and collect it.
  8895. You acquire an item: spices
  8896. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
  8897. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
  8898. Round 2: You lose 11 hit points
  8899. Round 2: You lose 21 hit points
  8900. Round 2: You lose 21 Mana Points
  8901. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8902. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 9 attack power.
  8903. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
  8904. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8905. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 20 attack power.
  8906. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 27 defense.
  8907. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
  8908. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 9 defense.
  8909. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8910. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 9 damage.
  8911. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
  8912. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
  8913. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  8914. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 19 damage.
  8915. Round 6: You gain 19 hit points
  8916. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
  8917. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
  8918. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8919. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
  8920. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 10 defense.
  8921. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 9 attack power.
  8922. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
  8923. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  8924. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
  8925. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 164 damage.
  8926. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
  8927. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
  8928. Round 8: VBY clamps onto your opponent's leg, which doesn't seem to actually hurt it, but is powerfully distracting.
  8929. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  8930. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
  8931. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 82 damage.
  8932. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
  8933. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
  8934. Round 9: VBY darts back and forth past your foe making weird blooping noises, confusing it.
  8935. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  8936. Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
  8937. Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 82 damage.
  8938. Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
  8939. Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
  8940. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  8941. After Battle: Tingteng spins and whirls in the breeze, like a spicy little dust devil.
  8942. After Battle: VBY sneezes, and a pixel hits your shoe.
  8943. You acquire an item: yellow pixel
  8944. You acquire an item: power pill
  8945. After Battle: You gain 18 Muscleboundness
  8946. After Battle: You gain 40 Mysteriousness
  8947. After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm
  8948.  
  8949. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  8950. You gain 44 hit points
  8951. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8952. > Turn(308): Starting with 228 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  8953. > Still flyering: 2797
  8954. > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 30.075
  8955. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 225.0
  8956. > HP: 433/433, MP: 566/742
  8957. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  8958. > ML: 105 control: 10
  8959. > Everything Looks Yellow: 75
  8960. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8961. > Do you actually have a UV-resistant compass? Try 'refresh inv' in the CLI! If possible, pull a Grimstone mask and rerun, we may have missed that somehow.
  8962.  
  8963. [309] The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency
  8964. Took choice 793/1: Muscle Vacation
  8965. choice.php?whichchoice=793&option=1&pwd
  8966. You lose 3 Adventures
  8967. You spent 500 Meat
  8968. You gain 102 Beefiness
  8969. You gain a Muscle point!
  8970. You acquire an item: Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip
  8971.  
  8972. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  8973. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  8974.  
  8975. cast 1 Wry Smile
  8976. You acquire an effect: Wry Smile (10)
  8977.  
  8978. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  8979. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  8980.  
  8981. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  8982. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  8983.  
  8984. cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
  8985. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
  8986.  
  8987. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  8988. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  8989.  
  8990. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  8991. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  8992.  
  8993. cast 1 Astral Shell
  8994. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  8995.  
  8996. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  8997. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  8998.  
  8999. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  9000. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  9001.  
  9002. cast 1 Scarysauce
  9003. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  9004.  
  9005. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  9006. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  9007.  
  9008. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  9009. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  9010.  
  9011. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  9012. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  9013.  
  9014. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  9015. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  9016.  
  9017. cast 1 Blubber Up
  9018. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  9019.  
  9020. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  9021. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  9022.  
  9023. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  9024. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  9025.  
  9026. cast 1 Disco Fever
  9027. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  9028. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9029.  
  9030. trading 1 Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip for 1 UV-resistant compass
  9031. You acquire an item: UV-resistant compass
  9032. > Turn(311): Starting with 225 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  9033. > Still flyering: 2797
  9034. > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 22.425
  9035. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 225.0
  9036. > HP: 436/436, MP: 380/742
  9037. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  9038. > ML: 105 control: 10
  9039. > Everything Looks Yellow: 72
  9040. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9041. > You have a UV-resistant compass for some raisin, I assume you don't want an Ornate Dowsing Rod.
  9042. > Searching for the pyramid
  9043.  
  9044. use 1 hair spray
  9045. You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
  9046. > expectedOasis: 8
  9047. > equivProgress: 16
  9048. > need: 100
  9049.  
  9050. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  9051. > Need for desert: 100
  9052. > Worm riding: 0
  9053.  
  9054. familiar Intergnat (34 lbs)
  9055. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  9056.  
  9057. [312] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  9058. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR rock scorpion
  9059. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  9060. Round 1: rock scorpion takes 3 damage.
  9061. Round 1: rock scorpion takes 2 damage.
  9062. Round 1: rock scorpion takes 5 damage.
  9063. Round 1: You lose 14 hit points
  9064. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  9065. Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  9066. Round 2: Tingteng shakes loose a considerable quantity of spice. You conjure up a canister and collect it.
  9067. You acquire an item: spices
  9068. Round 2: rock scorpion takes 4 damage.
  9069. Round 2: rock scorpion takes 2 damage.
  9070. Round 2: rock scorpion takes 4 damage.
  9071. Round 2: You lose 19 hit points
  9072. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9073. Round 3: rock scorpion drops 10 attack power.
  9074. Round 3: rock scorpion drops 10 defense.
  9075. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  9076. Round 4: rock scorpion drops 24 attack power.
  9077. Round 4: rock scorpion drops 23 defense.
  9078. Round 4: rock scorpion drops 8 attack power.
  9079. Round 4: rock scorpion drops 8 defense.
  9080. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  9081. Round 5: rock scorpion takes 9 damage.
  9082. Round 5: rock scorpion drops 10 attack power.
  9083. Round 5: rock scorpion drops 10 defense.
  9084. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  9085. Round 6: rock scorpion takes 13 damage.
  9086. Round 6: You gain 13 hit points
  9087. Round 6: rock scorpion drops 8 attack power.
  9088. Round 6: rock scorpion drops 8 defense.
  9089. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  9090. Round 7: rock scorpion drops 9 attack power.
  9091. Round 7: rock scorpion drops 8 defense.
  9092. Round 7: rock scorpion drops 10 attack power.
  9093. Round 7: rock scorpion drops 8 defense.
  9094. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  9095. Round 8: rock scorpion takes 41 damage.
  9096. Round 8: rock scorpion takes 41 damage.
  9097. Round 8: rock scorpion drops 11 attack power.
  9098. Round 8: rock scorpion drops 9 defense.
  9099. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  9100. Round 9: rock scorpion takes 41 damage.
  9101. Round 9: rock scorpion takes 41 damage.
  9102. Round 9: rock scorpion drops 11 attack power.
  9103. Round 9: rock scorpion drops 11 defense.
  9104. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  9105. Round 10: rock scorpion takes 82 damage.
  9106. Round 10: rock scorpion takes 41 damage.
  9107. Round 10: rock scorpion drops 11 attack power.
  9108. Round 10: rock scorpion drops 11 defense.
  9109. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  9110. After Battle: You gain 5 Smarm
  9111. You gain 599 Meat
  9112. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  9113. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  9114. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  9115. After Battle: Isabella gives you a thin black candle with "Team Edward" painted on the side.
  9116. You acquire an item: thin black candle
  9117. You acquire an item: BACON
  9118. After Battle: You gain 15 Fortitude
  9119. After Battle: You gain 56 Enchantedness
  9120. You gain a Mysticality point!
  9121. After Battle: You gain 18 Chutzpah
  9122. You acquire an effect: Ultrahydrated (10)
  9123.  
  9124. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  9125. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  9126.  
  9127. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  9128. You gain 9 hit points
  9129.  
  9130. buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
  9131. You spent 22 Meat
  9132. You acquire an item: hair spray
  9133. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9134. > Turn(312): Starting with 224 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  9135. > Still flyering: 3041
  9136. > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 31.6975
  9137. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 315.1934955049954
  9138. > HP: 436/436, MP: 344/746
  9139. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  9140. > ML: 105 control: 10
  9141. > Ultrahydrated: 9
  9142. > Everything Looks Yellow: 71
  9143. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9144.  
  9145. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  9146. > Searching for the pyramid
  9147. > expectedOasis: 8
  9148. > equivProgress: 16
  9149. > need: 98
  9150.  
  9151. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  9152. > Need for desert: 98
  9153. > Worm riding: 0
  9154. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  9155.  
  9156. [313] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  9157. Encounter: plaque of locusts AND TESLA!
  9158. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  9159. Round 1: plaque of locusts takes 4 damage.
  9160. Round 1: plaque of locusts takes 1 damage.
  9161. Round 1: plaque of locusts takes 2 damage.
  9162. Round 1: You lose 14 hit points
  9163. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  9164. Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  9165. Round 2: Tingteng shakes loose a considerable quantity of spice. You conjure up a canister and collect it.
  9166. You acquire an item: spices
  9167. Round 2: plaque of locusts takes 3 damage.
  9168. Round 2: plaque of locusts takes 2 damage.
  9169. Round 2: plaque of locusts takes 5 damage.
  9170. Round 2: You lose 20 hit points
  9171. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9172. Round 3: plaque of locusts drops 8 attack power.
  9173. Round 3: plaque of locusts drops 9 defense.
  9174. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  9175. Round 4: plaque of locusts drops 24 attack power.
  9176. Round 4: plaque of locusts drops 22 defense.
  9177. Round 4: plaque of locusts drops 9 attack power.
  9178. Round 4: plaque of locusts drops 11 defense.
  9179. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  9180. Round 5: plaque of locusts takes 9 damage.
  9181. Round 5: plaque of locusts drops 9 attack power.
  9182. Round 5: plaque of locusts drops 11 defense.
  9183. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  9184. Round 6: plaque of locusts takes 13 damage.
  9185. Round 6: You gain 13 hit points
  9186. Round 6: plaque of locusts drops 9 attack power.
  9187. Round 6: plaque of locusts drops 8 defense.
  9188. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  9189. Round 7: plaque of locusts drops 9 attack power.
  9190. Round 7: plaque of locusts drops 8 defense.
  9191. Round 7: plaque of locusts drops 8 attack power.
  9192. Round 7: plaque of locusts drops 8 defense.
  9193. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  9194. Round 8: plaque of locusts takes 41 damage.
  9195. Round 8: plaque of locusts takes 41 damage.
  9196. Round 8: plaque of locusts drops 9 attack power.
  9197. Round 8: plaque of locusts drops 8 defense.
  9198. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  9199. Round 9: plaque of locusts takes 41 damage.
  9200. Round 9: plaque of locusts takes 41 damage.
  9201. Round 9: plaque of locusts drops 10 attack power.
  9202. Round 9: plaque of locusts drops 8 defense.
  9203. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  9204. Round 10: plaque of locusts takes 41 damage.
  9205. Round 10: plaque of locusts takes 41 damage.
  9206. Round 10: plaque of locusts drops 9 attack power.
  9207. Round 10: plaque of locusts drops 9 defense.
  9208. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  9209. You gain 67 Meat
  9210. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  9211. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  9212. You acquire an item: honey-dipped locust
  9213. You acquire an item: bronzed locust
  9214. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  9215. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  9216. After Battle: You gain 63 Mana Points
  9217. You acquire an item: BACON
  9218. After Battle: You gain 22 Beefiness
  9219. After Battle: You gain 44 Mysteriousness
  9220. After Battle: You gain 20 Cheek
  9221.  
  9222. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  9223. You gain 14 hit points
  9224. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9225. > Turn(313): Starting with 223 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  9226. > Still flyering: 3280
  9227. > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 31.6975
  9228. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 315.1934955049954
  9229. > HP: 436/436, MP: 387/746
  9230. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  9231. > ML: 105 control: 10
  9232. > Ultrahydrated: 8
  9233. > Everything Looks Yellow: 70
  9234. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9235.  
  9236. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  9237. > Searching for the pyramid
  9238. > expectedOasis: 8
  9239. > equivProgress: 16
  9240. > need: 96
  9241.  
  9242. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  9243. > Need for desert: 96
  9244. > Worm riding: 0
  9245. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  9246.  
  9247. [314] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  9248. Encounter: giant giant giant centipede WITH SCIENCE!
  9249. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  9250. Round 1: giant giant giant centipede takes 3 damage.
  9251. Round 1: giant giant giant centipede takes 1 damage.
  9252. Round 1: giant giant giant centipede takes 6 damage.
  9253. Round 1: You lose 15 hit points
  9254. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  9255. Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  9256. Round 2: Tingteng shakes loose a considerable quantity of spice. You conjure up a canister and collect it.
  9257. You acquire an item: spices
  9258. Round 2: giant giant giant centipede takes 3 damage.
  9259. Round 2: giant giant giant centipede takes 1 damage.
  9260. Round 2: giant giant giant centipede takes 2 damage.
  9261. Round 2: You lose 20 hit points
  9262. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9263. Round 3: giant giant giant centipede drops 10 attack power.
  9264. Round 3: giant giant giant centipede drops 8 defense.
  9265. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  9266. Round 4: giant giant giant centipede drops 24 attack power.
  9267. Round 4: giant giant giant centipede drops 22 defense.
  9268. Round 4: giant giant giant centipede drops 10 attack power.
  9269. Round 4: giant giant giant centipede drops 10 defense.
  9270. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  9271. Round 5: giant giant giant centipede takes 9 damage.
  9272. Round 5: giant giant giant centipede drops 9 attack power.
  9273. Round 5: giant giant giant centipede drops 9 defense.
  9274. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  9275. Round 6: giant giant giant centipede takes 13 damage.
  9276. Round 6: You gain 13 hit points
  9277. Round 6: giant giant giant centipede drops 12 attack power.
  9278. Round 6: giant giant giant centipede drops 9 defense.
  9279. Round 6: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  9280. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  9281. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  9282. After Battle: A love water strider runs toward you from the nearby Oasis, hugging you and getting you all wet.
  9283. You acquire an effect: Ultrahydrated (3)
  9284. After Battle: Tingteng whirls around picking up items, like a little couscous tornado.
  9285. You acquire an item: disintegrating barrel
  9286. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Smith's Eighteenth Law of Language says the force acting on an object is equal to the color of the object times its accelerated tenure!"
  9287. You acquire an item: BACON
  9288. After Battle: You gain 18 Fortitude
  9289. After Battle: You gain 50 Magicalness
  9290. After Battle: You gain 20 Roguishness
  9291.  
  9292. cast 1 Scarysauce
  9293. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  9294.  
  9295. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  9296. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  9297.  
  9298. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  9299. You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10)
  9300.  
  9301. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  9302. You gain 14 hit points
  9303. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9304. > Turn(314): Starting with 222 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  9305. > Still flyering: 3527
  9306. > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 31.6975
  9307. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 315.1934955049954
  9308. > HP: 436/436, MP: 318/746
  9309. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  9310. > ML: 105 control: 10
  9311. > Ultrahydrated: 10
  9312. > Everything Looks Yellow: 69
  9313. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9314.  
  9315. smash disintegrating barrel
  9316. You acquire an item: insanely spicy jumping bean burrito
  9317.  
  9318. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  9319. > Searching for the pyramid
  9320.  
  9321. use 1 hair spray
  9322. You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
  9323. > expectedOasis: 8
  9324. > equivProgress: 16
  9325. > need: 94
  9326.  
  9327. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  9328. > Need for desert: 94
  9329. > Worm riding: 0
  9330. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  9331.  
  9332. [315] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  9333. Encounter: swarm of fire ants WITH SCIENCE!
  9334. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  9335. Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
  9336. Round 1: swarm of fire ants takes 5 damage.
  9337. Round 1: swarm of fire ants takes 2 damage.
  9338. Round 1: swarm of fire ants takes 4 damage.
  9339. Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
  9340. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  9341. Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  9342. Round 2: Tingteng shakes loose a considerable quantity of spice. You conjure up a canister and collect it.
  9343. You acquire an item: spices
  9344. Round 2: swarm of fire ants takes 5 damage.
  9345. Round 2: swarm of fire ants takes 2 damage.
  9346. Round 2: swarm of fire ants takes 6 damage.
  9347. Round 2: You lose 21 hit points
  9348. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9349. Round 3: swarm of fire ants drops 9 attack power.
  9350. Round 3: swarm of fire ants drops 8 defense.
  9351. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  9352. Round 4: swarm of fire ants drops 24 attack power.
  9353. Round 4: swarm of fire ants drops 22 defense.
  9354. Round 4: swarm of fire ants drops 10 attack power.
  9355. Round 4: swarm of fire ants drops 9 defense.
  9356. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  9357. Round 5: swarm of fire ants takes 9 damage.
  9358. Round 5: swarm of fire ants drops 9 attack power.
  9359. Round 5: swarm of fire ants drops 11 defense.
  9360. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  9361. Round 6: swarm of fire ants takes 13 damage.
  9362. Round 6: You gain 13 hit points
  9363. Round 6: swarm of fire ants drops 12 attack power.
  9364. Round 6: swarm of fire ants drops 9 defense.
  9365. Round 6: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  9366. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  9367. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  9368. After Battle: A love water strider runs toward you from the nearby Oasis, hugging you and getting you all wet.
  9369. You acquire an effect: Ultrahydrated (3)
  9370. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  9371. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Madison's Fifteenth Law of Relative radiation says an object destroyed tends to stay destroyed!"
  9372. You acquire an item: BACON
  9373. After Battle: You gain 17 Strengthliness
  9374. After Battle: You gain 53 Magicalness
  9375. After Battle: You gain 19 Chutzpah
  9376.  
  9377. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  9378. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  9379.  
  9380. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  9381. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  9382.  
  9383. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  9384. You gain 26 hit points
  9385.  
  9386. buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
  9387. You spent 22 Meat
  9388. You acquire an item: hair spray
  9389. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9390. > Turn(315): Starting with 221 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  9391. > Still flyering: 3774
  9392. > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 31.6975
  9393. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 315.1934955049954
  9394. > HP: 436/436, MP: 290/746
  9395. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  9396. > ML: 105 control: 10
  9397. > Ultrahydrated: 12
  9398. > Everything Looks Yellow: 68
  9399. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9400.  
  9401. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  9402.  
  9403. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  9404. > Searching for the pyramid
  9405. > expectedOasis: 8
  9406. > equivProgress: 16
  9407. > need: 92
  9408.  
  9409. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  9410. > Need for desert: 92
  9411. > Worm riding: 0
  9412. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  9413.  
  9414. [316] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  9415. Encounter: lobsterfrogman WITH SCIENCE!
  9416. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  9417. Round 1: lobsterfrogman takes 5 damage.
  9418. Round 1: lobsterfrogman takes 2 damage.
  9419. Round 1: lobsterfrogman takes 2 damage.
  9420. Round 1: You lose 20 hit points
  9421. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  9422. Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  9423. Round 2: Tingteng shakes loose a considerable quantity of spice. You conjure up a canister and collect it.
  9424. You acquire an item: spices
  9425. Round 2: lobsterfrogman takes 3 damage.
  9426. Round 2: lobsterfrogman takes 2 damage.
  9427. Round 2: lobsterfrogman takes 2 damage.
  9428. Round 2: You lose 25 hit points
  9429. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9430. Round 3: lobsterfrogman drops 10 attack power.
  9431. Round 3: lobsterfrogman drops 9 defense.
  9432. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  9433. Round 4: lobsterfrogman drops 27 attack power.
  9434. Round 4: lobsterfrogman drops 25 defense.
  9435. Round 4: lobsterfrogman drops 9 attack power.
  9436. Round 4: lobsterfrogman drops 9 defense.
  9437. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  9438. Round 5: lobsterfrogman takes 10 damage.
  9439. Round 5: lobsterfrogman drops 10 attack power.
  9440. Round 5: lobsterfrogman drops 11 defense.
  9441. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  9442. Round 6: lobsterfrogman takes 16 damage.
  9443. Round 6: You gain 16 hit points
  9444. Round 6: lobsterfrogman drops 9 attack power.
  9445. Round 6: lobsterfrogman drops 10 defense.
  9446. Round 6: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  9447. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  9448. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  9449. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  9450. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: The first state of matter is ultraliquid!"
  9451. You acquire an item: BACON
  9452. After Battle: You gain 20 Fortitude
  9453. After Battle: You gain 44 Mysteriousness
  9454. After Battle: You gain 23 Roguishness
  9455. Paranormal activity reported at The Haunted Conservatory.
  9456.  
  9457. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  9458. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  9459.  
  9460. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  9461. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
  9462.  
  9463. cast 1 Astral Shell
  9464. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  9465.  
  9466. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  9467. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  9468.  
  9469. cast 1 Blessing of the War Snapper
  9470. You acquire an effect: Disdain of the War Snapper (10)
  9471.  
  9472. cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord
  9473. You acquire an effect: Shield of the Pastalord (10)
  9474.  
  9475. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  9476. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  9477.  
  9478. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  9479. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  9480.  
  9481. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  9482. You gain 43 hit points
  9483. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9484. > Turn(316): Starting with 220 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  9485. > Still flyering: 4050
  9486. > Encounter: -5.0 Exp Bonus: 22.985
  9487. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 330.1934955049954
  9488. > HP: 458/458, MP: 163/768
  9489. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  9490. > ML: 105 control: 10
  9491. > Ultrahydrated: 11
  9492. > Everything Looks Yellow: 67
  9493. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9494.  
  9495. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  9496.  
  9497. equip back LOV Epaulettes
  9498. > Ghost busting time! At: The Haunted Conservatory
  9499.  
  9500. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  9501. > Time to bust some ghosts!!!
  9502. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Conservatory done, beep.
  9503.  
  9504. [317] The Haunted Conservatory
  9505. Encounter: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven NAMED NEIL
  9506. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  9507. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  9508. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  9509. Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  9510. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 1 damage.
  9511. Round 2: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
  9512. Round 2: Tingteng shakes loose a considerable quantity of spice. You conjure up a canister and collect it.
  9513. You acquire an item: spices
  9514. Round 2: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
  9515. Round 2: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
  9516. Round 2: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
  9517. Round 2: You lose 2 hit points
  9518. Round 2: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  9519. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 1 damage.
  9520. Round 3: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
  9521. Round 3: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  9522. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 1 damage.
  9523. Round 4: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
  9524. Round 4: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
  9525. Round 4: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
  9526. Round 4: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
  9527. Round 4: You lose 16 hit points
  9528. Round 4: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  9529. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 1 damage.
  9530. Round 5: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
  9531. Round 5: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
  9532. Round 5: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
  9533. Round 5: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
  9534. Round 5: You lose 16 hit points
  9535. Round 5: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  9536. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 1 damage.
  9537. Round 6: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
  9538. Round 6: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
  9539. Round 6: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
  9540. Round 6: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
  9541. Round 6: You lose 16 hit points
  9542. > Busting makes me feel good!!
  9543. Round 6: Arbos casts TRAP GHOST!
  9544. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 1 damage.
  9545. Round 7: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
  9546. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  9547. After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
  9548. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  9549. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  9550. You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob (5)
  9551. You acquire an item: Spookyraven signet
  9552. You acquire an item: BACON
  9553. After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
  9554. After Battle: You gain 18 Strengthliness
  9555. You gain a Muscle point!
  9556. After Battle: You gain 42 Mysteriousness
  9557. After Battle: You gain 19 Roguishness
  9558. You gain a Moxie point!
  9559.  
  9560. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  9561. You gain 71 hit points
  9562. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9563. > Turn(316): Starting with 220 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  9564. > Still flyering: 4187
  9565. > Encounter: -5.0 Exp Bonus: 26.638541666666665
  9566. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 330.1934955049954
  9567. > HP: 461/461, MP: 143/768
  9568. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  9569. > ML: 105 control: 10
  9570. > Ultrahydrated: 11
  9571. > Everything Looks Yellow: 67
  9572. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9573.  
  9574. equip back LOV Epaulettes
  9575. > Searching for the pyramid
  9576. > expectedOasis: 8
  9577. > equivProgress: 16
  9578. > need: 90
  9579.  
  9580. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  9581. > Need for desert: 90
  9582. > Worm riding: 0
  9583. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  9584. > Restoring MP! Currently at 446 of 446 HP, 143 of 746 MP, current meat: 10253 ... Target MP = 373.
  9585. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  9586.  
  9587. use 1 Mountain Stream soda
  9588. You gain 37 Mana Points
  9589.  
  9590. use 5 psychokinetic energy blob
  9591. You gain 122 Mana Points
  9592. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  9593.  
  9594. buy 8 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  9595. You spent 608 Meat
  9596. You acquire black cherry soda (8)
  9597.  
  9598. use 8 black cherry soda
  9599. You gain 81 Mana Points
  9600.  
  9601. [317] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  9602. Encounter: Wooof! Wooooooof!
  9603. Took choice 1106/2: +50% all stats for 30 turns
  9604. choice.php?whichchoice=1106&option=2&pwd
  9605. You acquire an effect: Adventurer's Best Friendship (30)
  9606. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9607. > Turn(316): Starting with 220 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  9608. > Still flyering: 4187
  9609. > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 31.6975
  9610. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 315.1934955049954
  9611. > HP: 446/446, MP: 383/746
  9612. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  9613. > ML: 105 control: 10
  9614. > Ultrahydrated: 11
  9615. > Everything Looks Yellow: 67
  9616. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9617.  
  9618. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  9619. > Searching for the pyramid
  9620. > expectedOasis: 8
  9621. > equivProgress: 16
  9622. > need: 90
  9623.  
  9624. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  9625. > Need for desert: 90
  9626. > Worm riding: 0
  9627. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  9628.  
  9629. [317] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  9630. Encounter: A Sietch in Time
  9631. Took choice 805/1: Whoops.
  9632. choice.php?whichchoice=805&option=1&pwd
  9633. > We've found the gnome!! Sightseeing pamphlets for everyone!
  9634. > Turn(316): Starting with 220 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  9635. > Still flyering: 4187
  9636. > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 31.6975
  9637. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 315.1934955049954
  9638. > HP: 446/446, MP: 383/746
  9639. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  9640. > ML: 105 control: 10
  9641. > Ultrahydrated: 11
  9642. > Everything Looks Yellow: 67
  9643. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9644.  
  9645. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  9646. > Searching for the pyramid
  9647. > expectedOasis: 8
  9648. > equivProgress: 16
  9649. > need: 90
  9650.  
  9651. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  9652. > Need for desert: 90
  9653. > Worm riding: 0
  9654.  
  9655. buy 1 can of black paint for 950 each from The Black Market
  9656. You spent 950 Meat
  9657. You acquire an item: can of black paint
  9658. > Returning the Can of Black Paint
  9659.  
  9660. Talking to Gnasir
  9661. Encounter: A Sietch in Time
  9662. Took choice 805/1: &quot;What was it you wanted, again?&quot;
  9663. choice.php?whichchoice=805&option=1&pwd
  9664. Encounter: A Sietch in Time
  9665. Took choice 805/2: &quot;I brought some black paint for your door.&quot;
  9666. choice.php?whichchoice=805&option=2&pwd
  9667. Encounter: A Sietch in Time
  9668. You acquire an item: desert sightseeing pamphlet
  9669. Took choice 805/1: &quot;No, that's all.&quot;
  9670. choice.php?whichchoice=805&option=1&pwd
  9671.  
  9672. use 1 desert sightseeing pamphlet
  9673. > Turn(316): Starting with 220 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  9674. > Still flyering: 4187
  9675. > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 31.6975
  9676. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 315.1934955049954
  9677. > HP: 446/446, MP: 383/746
  9678. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  9679. > ML: 105 control: 10
  9680. > Ultrahydrated: 11
  9681. > Everything Looks Yellow: 67
  9682. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9683.  
  9684. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  9685. > Searching for the pyramid
  9686. > expectedOasis: 8
  9687. > equivProgress: 16
  9688. > need: 75
  9689.  
  9690. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  9691. > Need for desert: 75
  9692. > Worm riding: 0
  9693. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  9694.  
  9695. [317] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  9696. Encounter: swarm of fire ants AND TESLA!
  9697. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  9698. Round 1: You lose 10 hit points
  9699. Round 1: swarm of fire ants takes 3 damage.
  9700. Round 1: swarm of fire ants takes 2 damage.
  9701. Round 1: swarm of fire ants takes 2 damage.
  9702. Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
  9703. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  9704. Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  9705. Round 2: Tingteng shakes loose a considerable quantity of spice. You conjure up a canister and collect it.
  9706. You acquire an item: spices
  9707. Round 2: swarm of fire ants takes 3 damage.
  9708. Round 2: swarm of fire ants takes 2 damage.
  9709. Round 2: swarm of fire ants takes 6 damage.
  9710. Round 2: You lose 20 hit points
  9711. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9712. Round 3: swarm of fire ants drops 9 attack power.
  9713. Round 3: swarm of fire ants drops 9 defense.
  9714. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  9715. Round 4: swarm of fire ants drops 24 attack power.
  9716. Round 4: swarm of fire ants drops 22 defense.
  9717. Round 4: swarm of fire ants drops 9 attack power.
  9718. Round 4: swarm of fire ants drops 9 defense.
  9719. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  9720. Round 5: swarm of fire ants takes 10 damage.
  9721. Round 5: swarm of fire ants drops 8 attack power.
  9722. Round 5: swarm of fire ants drops 8 defense.
  9723. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  9724. Round 6: swarm of fire ants takes 13 damage.
  9725. Round 6: You gain 13 hit points
  9726. Round 6: swarm of fire ants drops 12 attack power.
  9727. Round 6: swarm of fire ants drops 11 defense.
  9728. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  9729. Round 7: swarm of fire ants drops 9 attack power.
  9730. Round 7: swarm of fire ants drops 8 defense.
  9731. Round 7: swarm of fire ants drops 11 attack power.
  9732. Round 7: swarm of fire ants drops 11 defense.
  9733. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  9734. Round 8: swarm of fire ants takes 82 damage.
  9735. Round 8: swarm of fire ants takes 1 damage.
  9736. Round 8: swarm of fire ants drops 11 attack power.
  9737. Round 8: swarm of fire ants drops 12 defense.
  9738. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  9739. Round 9: swarm of fire ants takes 82 damage.
  9740. Round 9: swarm of fire ants takes 1 damage.
  9741. Round 9: swarm of fire ants drops 9 attack power.
  9742. Round 9: swarm of fire ants drops 9 defense.
  9743. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  9744. Round 10: swarm of fire ants takes 82 damage.
  9745. Round 10: swarm of fire ants takes 1 damage.
  9746. Round 10: swarm of fire ants drops 8 attack power.
  9747. Round 10: swarm of fire ants drops 10 defense.
  9748. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  9749. After Battle: A love water strider runs toward you from the nearby Oasis, hugging you and getting you all wet.
  9750. You acquire an effect: Ultrahydrated (3)
  9751. You gain 126 Meat
  9752. After Battle: Tingteng whirls around picking up items, like a little couscous tornado.
  9753. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  9754. You acquire an item: ant agonist
  9755. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  9756. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  9757. After Battle: You gain 75 Mana Points
  9758. You acquire an item: BACON
  9759. After Battle: You gain 14 Strengthliness
  9760. After Battle: You gain 57 Enchantedness
  9761. You gain a Mysticality point!
  9762. After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness
  9763.  
  9764. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  9765. You gain 25 hit points
  9766. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9767. > Turn(317): Starting with 219 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  9768. > Still flyering: 4434
  9769. > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 31.6975
  9770. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 315.1934955049954
  9771. > HP: 446/446, MP: 436/750
  9772. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  9773. > ML: 105 control: 10
  9774. > Ultrahydrated: 13
  9775. > Everything Looks Yellow: 66
  9776. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9777.  
  9778. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  9779. > Searching for the pyramid
  9780.  
  9781. use 1 hair spray
  9782. You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
  9783. > expectedOasis: 8
  9784. > equivProgress: 16
  9785. > need: 73
  9786.  
  9787. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  9788. > Need for desert: 73
  9789. > Worm riding: 0
  9790. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  9791.  
  9792. [318] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  9793. Encounter: cactuary WITH SCIENCE!
  9794. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  9795. Round 1: cactuary takes 5 damage.
  9796. Round 1: cactuary takes 2 damage.
  9797. Round 1: cactuary takes 4 damage.
  9798. Round 1: You lose 15 hit points
  9799. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  9800. Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  9801. Round 2: Tingteng shakes loose a considerable quantity of spice. You conjure up a canister and collect it.
  9802. You acquire an item: spices
  9803. Round 2: cactuary takes 3 damage.
  9804. Round 2: cactuary takes 2 damage.
  9805. Round 2: cactuary takes 5 damage.
  9806. Round 2: You lose 19 hit points
  9807. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9808. Round 3: cactuary drops 9 attack power.
  9809. Round 3: cactuary drops 9 defense.
  9810. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  9811. Round 4: cactuary drops 24 attack power.
  9812. Round 4: cactuary drops 23 defense.
  9813. Round 4: cactuary drops 9 attack power.
  9814. Round 4: cactuary drops 12 defense.
  9815. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  9816. Round 5: cactuary takes 10 damage.
  9817. Round 5: cactuary drops 9 attack power.
  9818. Round 5: cactuary drops 9 defense.
  9819. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  9820. Round 6: cactuary takes 13 damage.
  9821. Round 6: You gain 13 hit points
  9822. Round 6: cactuary drops 11 attack power.
  9823. Round 6: cactuary drops 10 defense.
  9824. Round 6: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  9825. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  9826. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  9827. After Battle: Tingteng spins and whirls in the breeze, like a spicy little dust devil.
  9828. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Thompson's Eleventh Law of Tenure says what goes away must come under!"
  9829. You acquire an item: BACON
  9830. After Battle: You gain 13 Muscleboundness
  9831. After Battle: You gain 49 Wizardliness
  9832. After Battle: You gain 26 Cheek
  9833. You acquire an item: worm-riding manual page
  9834.  
  9835. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  9836. You gain 14 hit points
  9837.  
  9838. buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
  9839. You spent 22 Meat
  9840. You acquire an item: hair spray
  9841. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9842. > Turn(318): Starting with 218 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  9843. > Still flyering: 4676
  9844. > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 31.6975
  9845. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 315.1934955049954
  9846. > HP: 446/446, MP: 424/750
  9847. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  9848. > ML: 105 control: 10
  9849. > Ultrahydrated: 12
  9850. > Everything Looks Yellow: 65
  9851. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9852.  
  9853. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  9854. > Searching for the pyramid
  9855. > expectedOasis: 8
  9856. > equivProgress: 16
  9857. > need: 71
  9858.  
  9859. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  9860. > Need for desert: 71
  9861. > Worm riding: 1
  9862. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  9863.  
  9864. [319] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  9865. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR plaque of locusts
  9866. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  9867. Round 1: plaque of locusts takes 5 damage.
  9868. Round 1: plaque of locusts takes 1 damage.
  9869. Round 1: plaque of locusts takes 6 damage.
  9870. Round 1: You lose 13 hit points
  9871. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  9872. Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  9873. Round 2: Tingteng shakes loose a considerable quantity of spice. You conjure up a canister and collect it.
  9874. You acquire an item: spices
  9875. Round 2: plaque of locusts takes 3 damage.
  9876. Round 2: plaque of locusts takes 2 damage.
  9877. Round 2: plaque of locusts takes 6 damage.
  9878. Round 2: You lose 18 hit points
  9879. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9880. Round 3: plaque of locusts drops 10 attack power.
  9881. Round 3: plaque of locusts drops 9 defense.
  9882. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  9883. Round 4: plaque of locusts drops 23 attack power.
  9884. Round 4: plaque of locusts drops 22 defense.
  9885. Round 4: plaque of locusts drops 9 attack power.
  9886. Round 4: plaque of locusts drops 9 defense.
  9887. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  9888. Round 5: plaque of locusts takes 10 damage.
  9889. Round 5: plaque of locusts drops 9 attack power.
  9890. Round 5: plaque of locusts drops 9 defense.
  9891. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  9892. Round 6: plaque of locusts takes 13 damage.
  9893. Round 6: You gain 13 hit points
  9894. Round 6: plaque of locusts drops 9 attack power.
  9895. Round 6: plaque of locusts drops 11 defense.
  9896. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  9897. Round 7: plaque of locusts drops 8 attack power.
  9898. Round 7: plaque of locusts drops 8 defense.
  9899. Round 7: plaque of locusts drops 8 attack power.
  9900. Round 7: plaque of locusts drops 9 defense.
  9901. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  9902. Round 8: plaque of locusts takes 41 damage.
  9903. Round 8: plaque of locusts takes 82 damage.
  9904. Round 8: plaque of locusts drops 8 attack power.
  9905. Round 8: plaque of locusts drops 8 defense.
  9906. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  9907. Round 9: plaque of locusts takes 41 damage.
  9908. Round 9: plaque of locusts takes 41 damage.
  9909. Round 9: plaque of locusts drops 9 attack power.
  9910. Round 9: plaque of locusts drops 9 defense.
  9911. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  9912. You gain 75 Meat
  9913. After Battle: Tingteng pirouettes in the air, searching for scattered items. Maybe he was a pierougi in a past life.
  9914. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  9915. You acquire an item: honey-dipped locust
  9916. You acquire an item: bronzed locust
  9917. After Battle: Isabella gives you a thin black candle. The tag on it says "MONEY/LOVE/POWER SPELL money/love/power not guaranteed please remember to leave 5-star feedback"
  9918. You acquire an item: thin black candle
  9919. You acquire an item: BACON
  9920. After Battle: You gain 17 Muscleboundness
  9921. After Battle: You gain 45 Wizardliness
  9922. After Battle: You gain 24 Sarcasm
  9923.  
  9924. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  9925. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  9926.  
  9927. cast 1 Scarysauce
  9928. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  9929.  
  9930. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  9931. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  9932.  
  9933. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  9934. You gain 7 hit points
  9935. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9936. > Turn(319): Starting with 217 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  9937. > Still flyering: 4915
  9938. > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 31.6975
  9939. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 315.1934955049954
  9940. > HP: 446/446, MP: 381/750
  9941. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  9942. > ML: 105 control: 10
  9943. > Ultrahydrated: 11
  9944. > Everything Looks Yellow: 64
  9945. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9946.  
  9947. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  9948. > Searching for the pyramid
  9949. > expectedOasis: 8
  9950. > equivProgress: 16
  9951. > need: 69
  9952.  
  9953. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  9954. > Need for desert: 69
  9955. > Worm riding: 1
  9956. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  9957.  
  9958. [320] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  9959. Encounter: rock scorpion WITH BACON!!!
  9960. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  9961. Round 1: rock scorpion takes 5 damage.
  9962. Round 1: rock scorpion takes 2 damage.
  9963. Round 1: rock scorpion takes 2 damage.
  9964. Round 1: You lose 14 hit points
  9965. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  9966. Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  9967. Round 2: rock scorpion takes 5 damage.
  9968. Round 2: rock scorpion takes 2 damage.
  9969. Round 2: rock scorpion takes 2 damage.
  9970. Round 2: You lose 20 hit points
  9971. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9972. Round 3: rock scorpion drops 9 attack power.
  9973. Round 3: rock scorpion drops 12 defense.
  9974. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  9975. Round 4: rock scorpion drops 24 attack power.
  9976. Round 4: rock scorpion drops 22 defense.
  9977. Round 4: rock scorpion drops 9 attack power.
  9978. Round 4: rock scorpion drops 10 defense.
  9979. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  9980. Round 5: rock scorpion takes 10 damage.
  9981. Round 5: rock scorpion drops 10 attack power.
  9982. Round 5: rock scorpion drops 11 defense.
  9983. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  9984. Round 6: rock scorpion takes 13 damage.
  9985. Round 6: You gain 13 hit points
  9986. Round 6: rock scorpion drops 8 attack power.
  9987. Round 6: rock scorpion drops 9 defense.
  9988. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  9989. Round 7: rock scorpion drops 9 attack power.
  9990. Round 7: rock scorpion drops 8 defense.
  9991. Round 7: rock scorpion drops 9 attack power.
  9992. Round 7: rock scorpion drops 9 defense.
  9993. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  9994. Round 8: rock scorpion takes 41 damage.
  9995. Round 8: rock scorpion takes 41 damage.
  9996. Round 8: rock scorpion drops 9 attack power.
  9997. Round 8: rock scorpion drops 8 defense.
  9998. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  9999. Round 9: rock scorpion takes 41 damage.
  10000. Round 9: rock scorpion takes 41 damage.
  10001. Round 9: rock scorpion drops 11 attack power.
  10002. Round 9: rock scorpion drops 10 defense.
  10003. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  10004. Round 10: rock scorpion takes 41 damage.
  10005. Round 10: rock scorpion takes 82 damage.
  10006. Round 10: rock scorpion drops 9 attack power.
  10007. Round 10: rock scorpion drops 8 defense.
  10008. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  10009. You gain 553 Meat
  10010. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  10011. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  10012. You acquire an item: scorpion whip
  10013. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  10014. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  10015. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  10016. After Battle: You gain 25 Muscleboundness
  10017. After Battle: You gain 36 Mysteriousness
  10018. After Battle: You gain 24 Cheek
  10019. You acquire an item: worm-riding manual page (2)
  10020.  
  10021. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  10022. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  10023.  
  10024. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  10025. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  10026.  
  10027. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  10028. You gain 11 hit points
  10029. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10030. > Turn(320): Starting with 216 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  10031. > Still flyering: 5159
  10032. > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 31.6975
  10033. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 315.1934955049954
  10034. > HP: 446/446, MP: 343/750
  10035. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  10036. > ML: 105 control: 10
  10037. > Ultrahydrated: 10
  10038. > Everything Looks Yellow: 63
  10039. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10040.  
  10041. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  10042. > Searching for the pyramid
  10043.  
  10044. use 1 hair spray
  10045. You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
  10046. > expectedOasis: 8
  10047. > equivProgress: 16
  10048. > need: 67
  10049.  
  10050. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  10051. > Need for desert: 67
  10052. > Worm riding: 3
  10053. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  10054.  
  10055. [321] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  10056. Encounter: giant giant giant centipede NAMED NEIL
  10057. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  10058. Round 1: giant giant giant centipede takes 4 damage.
  10059. Round 1: giant giant giant centipede takes 1 damage.
  10060. Round 1: giant giant giant centipede takes 5 damage.
  10061. Round 1: You lose 15 hit points
  10062. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10063. Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  10064. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 17 damage.
  10065. Round 2: giant giant giant centipede takes 17 damage.
  10066. Round 2: giant giant giant centipede takes 5 damage.
  10067. Round 2: giant giant giant centipede takes 1 damage.
  10068. Round 2: giant giant giant centipede takes 6 damage.
  10069. Round 2: You lose 21 hit points
  10070. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10071. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 22 damage.
  10072. Round 3: giant giant giant centipede takes 22 damage.
  10073. Round 3: giant giant giant centipede drops 8 attack power.
  10074. Round 3: giant giant giant centipede drops 10 defense.
  10075. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  10076. Round 4: giant giant giant centipede drops 24 attack power.
  10077. Round 4: giant giant giant centipede drops 22 defense.
  10078. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 13 damage.
  10079. Round 4: giant giant giant centipede takes 13 damage.
  10080. Round 4: giant giant giant centipede drops 11 attack power.
  10081. Round 4: giant giant giant centipede drops 11 defense.
  10082. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  10083. Round 5: giant giant giant centipede takes 10 damage.
  10084. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 23 damage.
  10085. Round 5: giant giant giant centipede takes 23 damage.
  10086. Round 5: giant giant giant centipede drops 10 attack power.
  10087. Round 5: giant giant giant centipede drops 8 defense.
  10088. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  10089. Round 6: giant giant giant centipede takes 9 damage.
  10090. Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
  10091. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 19 damage.
  10092. Round 6: giant giant giant centipede takes 19 damage.
  10093. Round 6: giant giant giant centipede drops 9 attack power.
  10094. Round 6: giant giant giant centipede drops 10 defense.
  10095. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  10096. Round 7: giant giant giant centipede drops 9 attack power.
  10097. Round 7: giant giant giant centipede drops 8 defense.
  10098. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 25 damage.
  10099. Round 7: giant giant giant centipede takes 25 damage.
  10100. Round 7: giant giant giant centipede drops 10 attack power.
  10101. Round 7: giant giant giant centipede drops 8 defense.
  10102. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  10103. Round 8: giant giant giant centipede takes 41 damage.
  10104. Round 8: giant giant giant centipede takes 82 damage.
  10105. Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 23 damage.
  10106. Round 8: giant giant giant centipede takes 23 damage.
  10107. Round 8: giant giant giant centipede drops 8 attack power.
  10108. Round 8: giant giant giant centipede drops 8 defense.
  10109. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  10110. After Battle: A love water strider runs toward you from the nearby Oasis, hugging you and getting you all wet.
  10111. You acquire an effect: Ultrahydrated (3)
  10112. Your familiar gains a pound: Isabella, the 15 lb. Intergnat
  10113. You gain 361 Meat
  10114. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  10115. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  10116. You acquire an item: centipede eggs
  10117. You acquire an item: BACON
  10118. After Battle: You gain 18 Fortitude
  10119. After Battle: You gain 53 Enchantedness
  10120. After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm
  10121.  
  10122. cast 1 Wry Smile
  10123. You acquire an effect: Wry Smile (10)
  10124.  
  10125. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  10126. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  10127.  
  10128. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  10129. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  10130.  
  10131. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  10132. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  10133.  
  10134. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  10135. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  10136.  
  10137. cast 1 Astral Shell
  10138. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  10139.  
  10140. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  10141. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  10142.  
  10143. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  10144. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  10145.  
  10146. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  10147. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  10148.  
  10149. cast 1 Blubber Up
  10150. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  10151.  
  10152. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  10153. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  10154.  
  10155. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  10156. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  10157.  
  10158. cast 1 Disco Fever
  10159. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  10160.  
  10161. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  10162. You gain 20 hit points
  10163.  
  10164. buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
  10165. You spent 22 Meat
  10166. You acquire an item: hair spray
  10167. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10168. > Turn(321): Starting with 215 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  10169. > Still flyering: 5406
  10170. > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 31.6975
  10171. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 316.749371855331
  10172. > HP: 446/446, MP: 186/750
  10173. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  10174. > ML: 105 control: 10
  10175. > Ultrahydrated: 12
  10176. > Everything Looks Yellow: 62
  10177. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10178.  
  10179. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  10180. > Searching for the pyramid
  10181. > expectedOasis: 8
  10182. > equivProgress: 16
  10183. > need: 65
  10184.  
  10185. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  10186. > Need for desert: 65
  10187. > Worm riding: 3
  10188. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  10189.  
  10190. [322] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  10191. Encounter: giant giant giant centipede NAMED NEIL
  10192. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  10193. Round 1: giant giant giant centipede takes 5 damage.
  10194. Round 1: giant giant giant centipede takes 2 damage.
  10195. Round 1: giant giant giant centipede takes 3 damage.
  10196. Round 1: You lose 15 hit points
  10197. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10198. Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  10199. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 25 damage.
  10200. Round 2: giant giant giant centipede takes 25 damage.
  10201. Round 2: giant giant giant centipede takes 3 damage.
  10202. Round 2: giant giant giant centipede takes 2 damage.
  10203. Round 2: giant giant giant centipede takes 5 damage.
  10204. Round 2: You lose 21 hit points
  10205. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10206. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 20 damage.
  10207. Round 3: giant giant giant centipede takes 20 damage.
  10208. Round 3: giant giant giant centipede drops 9 attack power.
  10209. Round 3: giant giant giant centipede drops 9 defense.
  10210. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  10211. Round 4: giant giant giant centipede drops 24 attack power.
  10212. Round 4: giant giant giant centipede drops 22 defense.
  10213. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 20 damage.
  10214. Round 4: giant giant giant centipede takes 20 damage.
  10215. Round 4: giant giant giant centipede drops 9 attack power.
  10216. Round 4: giant giant giant centipede drops 12 defense.
  10217. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  10218. Round 5: giant giant giant centipede takes 10 damage.
  10219. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 20 damage.
  10220. Round 5: giant giant giant centipede takes 20 damage.
  10221. Round 5: giant giant giant centipede drops 8 attack power.
  10222. Round 5: giant giant giant centipede drops 8 defense.
  10223. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  10224. Round 6: giant giant giant centipede takes 8 damage.
  10225. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  10226. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 14 damage.
  10227. Round 6: giant giant giant centipede takes 14 damage.
  10228. Round 6: giant giant giant centipede drops 9 attack power.
  10229. Round 6: giant giant giant centipede drops 12 defense.
  10230. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  10231. Round 7: giant giant giant centipede drops 9 attack power.
  10232. Round 7: giant giant giant centipede drops 8 defense.
  10233. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 25 damage.
  10234. Round 7: giant giant giant centipede takes 25 damage.
  10235. Round 7: giant giant giant centipede drops 8 attack power.
  10236. Round 7: giant giant giant centipede drops 9 defense.
  10237. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  10238. Round 8: giant giant giant centipede takes 41 damage.
  10239. Round 8: giant giant giant centipede takes 41 damage.
  10240. Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 18 damage.
  10241. Round 8: giant giant giant centipede takes 18 damage.
  10242. Round 8: giant giant giant centipede drops 8 attack power.
  10243. Round 8: giant giant giant centipede drops 8 defense.
  10244. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  10245. You gain 375 Meat
  10246. After Battle: Tingteng pirouettes in the air, searching for scattered items. Maybe he was a pierougi in a past life.
  10247. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  10248. You acquire an item: centipede eggs
  10249. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  10250. You acquire an item: BACON
  10251. After Battle: You gain 17 Fortitude
  10252. After Battle: You gain 48 Enchantedness
  10253. You gain a Mysticality point!
  10254. After Battle: You gain 24 Cheek
  10255. You gain a Moxie point!
  10256.  
  10257. cast 5 Sauce Contemplation
  10258. You acquire an effect: Saucemastery (25)
  10259.  
  10260. cast 5 Manicotti Meditation
  10261. You acquire an effect: Pasta Oneness (25)
  10262.  
  10263. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  10264. You gain 17 hit points
  10265. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10266. > Turn(322): Starting with 214 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  10267. > Still flyering: 5653
  10268. > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 31.6975
  10269. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 316.749371855331
  10270. > HP: 446/446, MP: 159/755
  10271. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  10272. > ML: 105 control: 10
  10273. > Ultrahydrated: 11
  10274. > Everything Looks Yellow: 61
  10275. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10276.  
  10277. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  10278. > Searching for the pyramid
  10279. > expectedOasis: 8
  10280. > equivProgress: 16
  10281. > need: 63
  10282.  
  10283. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  10284. > Need for desert: 63
  10285. > Worm riding: 3
  10286. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  10287.  
  10288. [323] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  10289. Encounter: swarm of fire ants AND TESLA!
  10290. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  10291. Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
  10292. Round 1: swarm of fire ants takes 5 damage.
  10293. Round 1: swarm of fire ants takes 2 damage.
  10294. Round 1: swarm of fire ants takes 3 damage.
  10295. Round 1: You lose 15 hit points
  10296. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10297. Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  10298. Round 2: swarm of fire ants takes 5 damage.
  10299. Round 2: swarm of fire ants takes 2 damage.
  10300. Round 2: swarm of fire ants takes 5 damage.
  10301. Round 2: You lose 21 hit points
  10302. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10303. Round 3: swarm of fire ants drops 9 attack power.
  10304. Round 3: swarm of fire ants drops 9 defense.
  10305. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  10306. Round 4: swarm of fire ants drops 24 attack power.
  10307. Round 4: swarm of fire ants drops 22 defense.
  10308. Round 4: swarm of fire ants drops 8 attack power.
  10309. Round 4: swarm of fire ants drops 9 defense.
  10310. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  10311. Round 5: swarm of fire ants takes 10 damage.
  10312. Round 5: swarm of fire ants drops 10 attack power.
  10313. Round 5: swarm of fire ants drops 9 defense.
  10314. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  10315. Round 6: swarm of fire ants takes 12 damage.
  10316. Round 6: You gain 12 hit points
  10317. Round 6: swarm of fire ants drops 9 attack power.
  10318. Round 6: swarm of fire ants drops 9 defense.
  10319. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  10320. Round 7: swarm of fire ants drops 9 attack power.
  10321. Round 7: swarm of fire ants drops 8 defense.
  10322. Round 7: swarm of fire ants drops 9 attack power.
  10323. Round 7: swarm of fire ants drops 11 defense.
  10324. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  10325. Round 8: swarm of fire ants takes 82 damage.
  10326. Round 8: swarm of fire ants takes 1 damage.
  10327. Round 8: swarm of fire ants drops 9 attack power.
  10328. Round 8: swarm of fire ants drops 8 defense.
  10329. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  10330. Round 9: swarm of fire ants takes 82 damage.
  10331. Round 9: swarm of fire ants takes 1 damage.
  10332. Round 9: swarm of fire ants drops 11 attack power.
  10333. Round 9: swarm of fire ants drops 12 defense.
  10334. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  10335. Round 10: swarm of fire ants takes 82 damage.
  10336. Round 10: swarm of fire ants takes 1 damage.
  10337. Round 10: swarm of fire ants drops 9 attack power.
  10338. Round 10: swarm of fire ants drops 11 defense.
  10339. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  10340. You gain 113 Meat
  10341. After Battle: Tingteng whirls around picking up items, like a little couscous tornado.
  10342. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  10343. You acquire an item: ant agonist
  10344. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  10345. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  10346. After Battle: You gain 76 Mana Points
  10347. You acquire an item: BACON
  10348. After Battle: You gain 23 Muscleboundness
  10349. After Battle: You gain 48 Enchantedness
  10350. After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm
  10351. You acquire an item: worm-riding manual page (2)
  10352.  
  10353. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  10354. You gain 22 hit points
  10355. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10356. > Turn(323): Starting with 213 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  10357. > Still flyering: 5900
  10358. > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 31.6975
  10359. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 316.749371855331
  10360. > HP: 446/446, MP: 213/755
  10361. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  10362. > ML: 105 control: 10
  10363. > Ultrahydrated: 10
  10364. > Everything Looks Yellow: 60
  10365. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10366.  
  10367. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  10368. > Searching for the pyramid
  10369.  
  10370. use 1 hair spray
  10371. You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
  10372. > expectedOasis: 8
  10373. > equivProgress: 16
  10374. > need: 61
  10375.  
  10376. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  10377. > Need for desert: 61
  10378. > Worm riding: 5
  10379. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  10380.  
  10381. [324] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  10382. Encounter: cactuary WITH BACON!!!
  10383. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  10384. Round 1: cactuary takes 3 damage.
  10385. Round 1: cactuary takes 1 damage.
  10386. Round 1: cactuary takes 5 damage.
  10387. Round 1: You lose 15 hit points
  10388. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10389. Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  10390. Round 2: cactuary takes 3 damage.
  10391. Round 2: cactuary takes 2 damage.
  10392. Round 2: cactuary takes 6 damage.
  10393. Round 2: You lose 19 hit points
  10394. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10395. Round 3: cactuary drops 11 attack power.
  10396. Round 3: cactuary drops 9 defense.
  10397. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  10398. Round 4: cactuary drops 24 attack power.
  10399. Round 4: cactuary drops 22 defense.
  10400. Round 4: cactuary drops 11 attack power.
  10401. Round 4: cactuary drops 11 defense.
  10402. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  10403. Round 5: cactuary takes 10 damage.
  10404. Round 5: cactuary drops 11 attack power.
  10405. Round 5: cactuary drops 9 defense.
  10406. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  10407. Round 6: cactuary takes 13 damage.
  10408. Round 6: You gain 13 hit points
  10409. Round 6: cactuary drops 9 attack power.
  10410. Round 6: cactuary drops 11 defense.
  10411. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  10412. Round 7: cactuary drops 9 attack power.
  10413. Round 7: cactuary drops 8 defense.
  10414. Round 7: cactuary drops 9 attack power.
  10415. Round 7: cactuary drops 9 defense.
  10416. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  10417. Round 8: cactuary takes 41 damage.
  10418. Round 8: cactuary takes 41 damage.
  10419. Round 8: cactuary drops 9 attack power.
  10420. Round 8: cactuary drops 11 defense.
  10421. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  10422. Round 9: cactuary takes 41 damage.
  10423. Round 9: cactuary takes 41 damage.
  10424. Round 9: cactuary drops 9 attack power.
  10425. Round 9: cactuary drops 8 defense.
  10426. Round 9: cactuary takes 3 damage.
  10427. Round 9: cactuary takes 2 damage.
  10428. Round 9: cactuary takes 6 damage.
  10429. Round 9: You lose 3 hit points
  10430. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  10431. Round 10: cactuary takes 41 damage.
  10432. Round 10: cactuary takes 41 damage.
  10433. Round 10: cactuary drops 9 attack power.
  10434. Round 10: cactuary drops 11 defense.
  10435. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  10436. You gain 253 Meat
  10437. After Battle: Tingteng whirls around picking up items, like a little couscous tornado.
  10438. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  10439. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  10440. You acquire an item: bit-o-cactus
  10441. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  10442. After Battle: You gain 22 Beefiness
  10443. You gain a Muscle point!
  10444. After Battle: You gain 50 Wizardliness
  10445. After Battle: You gain 16 Chutzpah
  10446. You acquire an item: worm-riding manual page (2)
  10447.  
  10448. cast 1 Scarysauce
  10449. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  10450.  
  10451. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  10452. You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10)
  10453.  
  10454. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  10455. You gain 20 hit points
  10456.  
  10457. buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
  10458. You spent 22 Meat
  10459. You acquire an item: hair spray
  10460. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10461. > Turn(324): Starting with 212 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  10462. > Still flyering: 6142
  10463. > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 31.6975
  10464. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 316.749371855331
  10465. > HP: 449/449, MP: 145/755
  10466. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  10467. > ML: 105 control: 10
  10468. > Ultrahydrated: 9
  10469. > Everything Looks Yellow: 59
  10470. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10471.  
  10472. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  10473. > Searching for the pyramid
  10474. > expectedOasis: 8
  10475. > equivProgress: 16
  10476. > need: 59
  10477.  
  10478. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  10479. > Need for desert: 59
  10480. > Worm riding: 7
  10481. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  10482. > Restoring MP! Currently at 449 of 449 HP, 145 of 755 MP, current meat: 10485 ... Target MP = 378.
  10483. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  10484. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  10485.  
  10486. buy 24 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  10487. You spent 1,824 Meat
  10488. You acquire black cherry soda (24)
  10489.  
  10490. use 24 black cherry soda
  10491. You gain 245 Mana Points
  10492.  
  10493. [325] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  10494. Encounter: plaque of locusts WITH BACON!!!
  10495. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  10496. Round 1: plaque of locusts takes 5 damage.
  10497. Round 1: plaque of locusts takes 2 damage.
  10498. Round 1: plaque of locusts takes 2 damage.
  10499. Round 1: You lose 13 hit points
  10500. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10501. Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  10502. Round 2: plaque of locusts takes 5 damage.
  10503. Round 2: plaque of locusts takes 2 damage.
  10504. Round 2: plaque of locusts takes 2 damage.
  10505. Round 2: You lose 18 hit points
  10506. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10507. Round 3: plaque of locusts drops 11 attack power.
  10508. Round 3: plaque of locusts drops 9 defense.
  10509. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  10510. Round 4: plaque of locusts drops 23 attack power.
  10511. Round 4: plaque of locusts drops 23 defense.
  10512. Round 4: plaque of locusts drops 10 attack power.
  10513. Round 4: plaque of locusts drops 8 defense.
  10514. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  10515. Round 5: plaque of locusts takes 10 damage.
  10516. Round 5: plaque of locusts drops 8 attack power.
  10517. Round 5: plaque of locusts drops 9 defense.
  10518. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  10519. Round 6: plaque of locusts takes 13 damage.
  10520. Round 6: You gain 13 hit points
  10521. Round 6: plaque of locusts drops 8 attack power.
  10522. Round 6: plaque of locusts drops 8 defense.
  10523. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  10524. Round 7: plaque of locusts drops 8 attack power.
  10525. Round 7: plaque of locusts drops 8 defense.
  10526. Round 7: plaque of locusts drops 10 attack power.
  10527. Round 7: plaque of locusts drops 9 defense.
  10528. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  10529. Round 8: plaque of locusts takes 41 damage.
  10530. Round 8: plaque of locusts takes 82 damage.
  10531. Round 8: plaque of locusts drops 10 attack power.
  10532. Round 8: plaque of locusts drops 9 defense.
  10533. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  10534. Round 9: plaque of locusts takes 41 damage.
  10535. Round 9: plaque of locusts takes 41 damage.
  10536. Round 9: plaque of locusts drops 9 attack power.
  10537. Round 9: plaque of locusts drops 8 defense.
  10538. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  10539. You gain 64 Meat
  10540. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  10541. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  10542. You acquire an item: honey-dipped locust
  10543. You acquire an item: bronzed locust
  10544. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  10545. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  10546. After Battle: You gain 16 Muscleboundness
  10547. After Battle: You gain 49 Enchantedness
  10548. After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah
  10549.  
  10550. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  10551. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  10552.  
  10553. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  10554. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  10555.  
  10556. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  10557. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  10558.  
  10559. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  10560. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  10561.  
  10562. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  10563. You gain 7 hit points
  10564. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10565. > Turn(325): Starting with 211 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  10566. > Still flyering: 6381
  10567. > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 31.6975
  10568. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 316.749371855331
  10569. > HP: 449/449, MP: 336/755
  10570. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  10571. > ML: 105 control: 10
  10572. > Ultrahydrated: 8
  10573. > Everything Looks Yellow: 58
  10574. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10575.  
  10576. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  10577. > Searching for the pyramid
  10578. > expectedOasis: 8
  10579. > equivProgress: 16
  10580. > need: 57
  10581.  
  10582. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  10583. > Need for desert: 57
  10584. > Worm riding: 7
  10585. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  10586.  
  10587. [326] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  10588. Encounter: giant giant giant centipede WITH SCIENCE!
  10589. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  10590. Round 1: giant giant giant centipede takes 3 damage.
  10591. Round 1: giant giant giant centipede takes 1 damage.
  10592. Round 1: giant giant giant centipede takes 5 damage.
  10593. Round 1: You lose 14 hit points
  10594. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10595. Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  10596. Round 2: giant giant giant centipede takes 5 damage.
  10597. Round 2: giant giant giant centipede takes 2 damage.
  10598. Round 2: giant giant giant centipede takes 5 damage.
  10599. Round 2: You lose 21 hit points
  10600. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10601. Round 3: giant giant giant centipede drops 9 attack power.
  10602. Round 3: giant giant giant centipede drops 8 defense.
  10603. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  10604. Round 4: giant giant giant centipede drops 24 attack power.
  10605. Round 4: giant giant giant centipede drops 23 defense.
  10606. Round 4: giant giant giant centipede drops 10 attack power.
  10607. Round 4: giant giant giant centipede drops 10 defense.
  10608. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  10609. Round 5: giant giant giant centipede takes 10 damage.
  10610. Round 5: giant giant giant centipede drops 11 attack power.
  10611. Round 5: giant giant giant centipede drops 9 defense.
  10612. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  10613. Round 6: giant giant giant centipede takes 13 damage.
  10614. Round 6: You gain 13 hit points
  10615. Round 6: giant giant giant centipede drops 11 attack power.
  10616. Round 6: giant giant giant centipede drops 10 defense.
  10617. Round 6: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  10618. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  10619. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  10620. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  10621. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: McNichols's Twenty-seventh Law of Weight says the force acting on an object is equal to the friction of the object times its flavor!"
  10622. You acquire an item: BACON
  10623. After Battle: You gain 13 Strengthliness
  10624. After Battle: You gain 54 Mysteriousness
  10625. After Battle: You gain 22 Sarcasm
  10626.  
  10627. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  10628. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  10629.  
  10630. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  10631. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
  10632.  
  10633. cast 1 Astral Shell
  10634. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  10635.  
  10636. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  10637. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  10638.  
  10639. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  10640. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  10641.  
  10642. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  10643. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  10644.  
  10645. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  10646. You gain 8 hit points
  10647. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10648. > Turn(326): Starting with 210 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  10649. > Still flyering: 6628
  10650. > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 31.6975
  10651. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 316.749371855331
  10652. > HP: 442/442, MP: 243/755
  10653. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  10654. > ML: 105 control: 10
  10655. > Ultrahydrated: 7
  10656. > Everything Looks Yellow: 57
  10657. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10658.  
  10659. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  10660. > Searching for the pyramid
  10661.  
  10662. use 1 hair spray
  10663. You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
  10664. > expectedOasis: 8
  10665. > equivProgress: 16
  10666. > need: 55
  10667.  
  10668. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  10669. > Need for desert: 55
  10670. > Worm riding: 7
  10671. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  10672.  
  10673. [327] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  10674. Encounter: plaque of locusts NAMED NEIL
  10675. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  10676. Round 1: plaque of locusts takes 3 damage.
  10677. Round 1: plaque of locusts takes 2 damage.
  10678. Round 1: plaque of locusts takes 3 damage.
  10679. Round 1: You lose 13 hit points
  10680. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10681. Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  10682. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 14 damage.
  10683. Round 2: plaque of locusts takes 14 damage.
  10684. Round 2: plaque of locusts takes 4 damage.
  10685. Round 2: plaque of locusts takes 2 damage.
  10686. Round 2: plaque of locusts takes 6 damage.
  10687. Round 2: You lose 18 hit points
  10688. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10689. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 24 damage.
  10690. Round 3: plaque of locusts takes 24 damage.
  10691. Round 3: plaque of locusts drops 9 attack power.
  10692. Round 3: plaque of locusts drops 8 defense.
  10693. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  10694. Round 4: plaque of locusts drops 23 attack power.
  10695. Round 4: plaque of locusts drops 23 defense.
  10696. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 19 damage.
  10697. Round 4: plaque of locusts takes 19 damage.
  10698. Round 4: plaque of locusts drops 9 attack power.
  10699. Round 4: plaque of locusts drops 8 defense.
  10700. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  10701. Round 5: plaque of locusts takes 10 damage.
  10702. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 19 damage.
  10703. Round 5: plaque of locusts takes 19 damage.
  10704. Round 5: plaque of locusts drops 9 attack power.
  10705. Round 5: plaque of locusts drops 8 defense.
  10706. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  10707. Round 6: plaque of locusts takes 8 damage.
  10708. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  10709. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 27 damage.
  10710. Round 6: plaque of locusts takes 27 damage.
  10711. Round 6: plaque of locusts drops 8 attack power.
  10712. Round 6: plaque of locusts drops 11 defense.
  10713. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  10714. Round 7: plaque of locusts drops 9 attack power.
  10715. Round 7: plaque of locusts drops 8 defense.
  10716. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 13 damage.
  10717. Round 7: plaque of locusts takes 13 damage.
  10718. Round 7: plaque of locusts drops 10 attack power.
  10719. Round 7: plaque of locusts drops 9 defense.
  10720. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  10721. Round 8: plaque of locusts takes 82 damage.
  10722. Round 8: plaque of locusts takes 41 damage.
  10723. Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 25 damage.
  10724. Round 8: plaque of locusts takes 25 damage.
  10725. Round 8: plaque of locusts drops 10 attack power.
  10726. Round 8: plaque of locusts drops 10 defense.
  10727. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  10728. After Battle: A love water strider runs toward you from the nearby Oasis, hugging you and getting you all wet.
  10729. You acquire an effect: Ultrahydrated (3)
  10730. You gain 70 Meat
  10731. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  10732. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  10733. You acquire an item: honey-dipped locust
  10734. You acquire an item: bronzed locust
  10735. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  10736. You acquire an item: BACON
  10737. After Battle: You gain 19 Fortitude
  10738. After Battle: You gain 54 Enchantedness
  10739. You gain a Mysticality point!
  10740. After Battle: You gain 15 Roguishness
  10741. You acquire an item: worm-riding manual page (2)
  10742.  
  10743. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  10744. You gain 15 hit points
  10745.  
  10746. buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
  10747. You spent 22 Meat
  10748. You acquire an item: hair spray
  10749. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10750. > Turn(327): Starting with 209 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  10751. > Still flyering: 6867
  10752. > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 31.6975
  10753. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 316.749371855331
  10754. > HP: 442/442, MP: 226/759
  10755. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  10756. > ML: 105 control: 10
  10757. > Ultrahydrated: 9
  10758. > Everything Looks Yellow: 56
  10759. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10760.  
  10761. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  10762. > Searching for the pyramid
  10763. > expectedOasis: 8
  10764. > equivProgress: 16
  10765. > need: 53
  10766.  
  10767. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  10768. > Need for desert: 53
  10769. > Worm riding: 9
  10770. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  10771.  
  10772. [328] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  10773. Encounter: giant giant giant centipede NAMED NEIL
  10774. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  10775. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10776. Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  10777. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 25 damage.
  10778. Round 2: giant giant giant centipede takes 25 damage.
  10779. Round 2: giant giant giant centipede takes 3 damage.
  10780. Round 2: giant giant giant centipede takes 2 damage.
  10781. Round 2: giant giant giant centipede takes 6 damage.
  10782. Round 2: You lose 21 hit points
  10783. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10784. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 21 damage.
  10785. Round 3: giant giant giant centipede takes 21 damage.
  10786. Round 3: giant giant giant centipede drops 10 attack power.
  10787. Round 3: giant giant giant centipede drops 11 defense.
  10788. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  10789. Round 4: giant giant giant centipede drops 24 attack power.
  10790. Round 4: giant giant giant centipede drops 22 defense.
  10791. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 16 damage.
  10792. Round 4: giant giant giant centipede takes 16 damage.
  10793. Round 4: giant giant giant centipede drops 9 attack power.
  10794. Round 4: giant giant giant centipede drops 8 defense.
  10795. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  10796. Round 5: giant giant giant centipede takes 10 damage.
  10797. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 20 damage.
  10798. Round 5: giant giant giant centipede takes 20 damage.
  10799. Round 5: giant giant giant centipede drops 11 attack power.
  10800. Round 5: giant giant giant centipede drops 11 defense.
  10801. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  10802. Round 6: giant giant giant centipede takes 9 damage.
  10803. Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
  10804. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 20 damage.
  10805. Round 6: giant giant giant centipede takes 20 damage.
  10806. Round 6: giant giant giant centipede drops 9 attack power.
  10807. Round 6: giant giant giant centipede drops 11 defense.
  10808. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  10809. Round 7: giant giant giant centipede drops 9 attack power.
  10810. Round 7: giant giant giant centipede drops 8 defense.
  10811. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 24 damage.
  10812. Round 7: giant giant giant centipede takes 24 damage.
  10813. Round 7: giant giant giant centipede drops 9 attack power.
  10814. Round 7: giant giant giant centipede drops 8 defense.
  10815. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  10816. Round 8: giant giant giant centipede takes 41 damage.
  10817. Round 8: giant giant giant centipede takes 41 damage.
  10818. Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 20 damage.
  10819. Round 8: giant giant giant centipede takes 20 damage.
  10820. Round 8: giant giant giant centipede drops 9 attack power.
  10821. Round 8: giant giant giant centipede drops 9 defense.
  10822. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  10823. You gain 364 Meat
  10824. After Battle: Tingteng spins and whirls in the breeze, like a spicy little dust devil.
  10825. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  10826. You acquire an item: centipede eggs
  10827. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  10828. You acquire an item: BACON
  10829. After Battle: You gain 24 Fortitude
  10830. After Battle: You gain 49 Magicalness
  10831. After Battle: You gain 16 Sarcasm
  10832. You acquire an item: worm-riding manual page (3)
  10833.  
  10834. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  10835. You gain 4 hit points
  10836. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10837. > Turn(328): Starting with 208 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  10838. > Still flyering: 7114
  10839. > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 31.6975
  10840. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 316.749371855331
  10841. > HP: 442/442, MP: 214/759
  10842. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  10843. > ML: 105 control: 10
  10844. > Ultrahydrated: 8
  10845. > Everything Looks Yellow: 55
  10846. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10847.  
  10848. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  10849. > Searching for the pyramid
  10850. > expectedOasis: 8
  10851. > equivProgress: 16
  10852. > need: 51
  10853.  
  10854. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  10855. > Need for desert: 51
  10856. > Worm riding: 12
  10857. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  10858.  
  10859. [329] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  10860. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR rock scorpion
  10861. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  10862. Round 1: rock scorpion takes 5 damage.
  10863. Round 1: rock scorpion takes 2 damage.
  10864. Round 1: rock scorpion takes 3 damage.
  10865. Round 1: You lose 14 hit points
  10866. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10867. Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  10868. Round 2: rock scorpion takes 4 damage.
  10869. Round 2: rock scorpion takes 2 damage.
  10870. Round 2: rock scorpion takes 6 damage.
  10871. Round 2: You lose 18 hit points
  10872. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10873. Round 3: rock scorpion drops 8 attack power.
  10874. Round 3: rock scorpion drops 9 defense.
  10875. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  10876. Round 4: rock scorpion drops 24 attack power.
  10877. Round 4: rock scorpion drops 23 defense.
  10878. Round 4: rock scorpion drops 9 attack power.
  10879. Round 4: rock scorpion drops 8 defense.
  10880. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  10881. Round 5: rock scorpion takes 10 damage.
  10882. Round 5: rock scorpion drops 9 attack power.
  10883. Round 5: rock scorpion drops 8 defense.
  10884. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  10885. Round 6: rock scorpion takes 13 damage.
  10886. Round 6: You gain 13 hit points
  10887. Round 6: rock scorpion drops 11 attack power.
  10888. Round 6: rock scorpion drops 9 defense.
  10889. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  10890. Round 7: rock scorpion drops 8 attack power.
  10891. Round 7: rock scorpion drops 8 defense.
  10892. Round 7: rock scorpion drops 9 attack power.
  10893. Round 7: rock scorpion drops 9 defense.
  10894. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  10895. Round 8: rock scorpion takes 41 damage.
  10896. Round 8: rock scorpion takes 41 damage.
  10897. Round 8: rock scorpion drops 10 attack power.
  10898. Round 8: rock scorpion drops 8 defense.
  10899. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  10900. Round 9: rock scorpion takes 41 damage.
  10901. Round 9: rock scorpion takes 41 damage.
  10902. Round 9: rock scorpion drops 9 attack power.
  10903. Round 9: rock scorpion drops 11 defense.
  10904. Round 9: rock scorpion takes 4 damage.
  10905. Round 9: rock scorpion takes 2 damage.
  10906. Round 9: rock scorpion takes 5 damage.
  10907. Round 9: You lose 2 hit points
  10908. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  10909. Round 10: rock scorpion takes 41 damage.
  10910. Round 10: rock scorpion takes 41 damage.
  10911. Round 10: rock scorpion drops 9 attack power.
  10912. Round 10: rock scorpion drops 10 defense.
  10913. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  10914. After Battle: A love water strider runs toward you from the nearby Oasis, hugging you and getting you all wet.
  10915. You acquire an effect: Ultrahydrated (3)
  10916. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscleboundness
  10917. You gain 580 Meat
  10918. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  10919. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  10920. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  10921. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  10922. After Battle: Isabella gives you a thin black candle. The tag on it says "MONEY/LOVE/POWER SPELL money/love/power not guaranteed please remember to leave 5-star feedback"
  10923. You acquire an item: thin black candle
  10924. You acquire an item: BACON
  10925. After Battle: You gain 18 Strengthliness
  10926. After Battle: You gain 53 Magicalness
  10927. After Battle: You gain 16 Roguishness
  10928.  
  10929. cast 1 Scarysauce
  10930. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  10931.  
  10932. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  10933. You gain 14 hit points
  10934. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10935. > Turn(329): Starting with 207 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  10936. > Still flyering: 7358
  10937. > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 31.6975
  10938. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 316.749371855331
  10939. > HP: 442/442, MP: 183/759
  10940. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  10941. > ML: 105 control: 10
  10942. > Ultrahydrated: 10
  10943. > Everything Looks Yellow: 54
  10944. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10945.  
  10946. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  10947. > Searching for the pyramid
  10948.  
  10949. use 1 hair spray
  10950. You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
  10951. > expectedOasis: 8
  10952. > equivProgress: 16
  10953. > need: 49
  10954.  
  10955. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  10956. > Need for desert: 49
  10957. > Worm riding: 12
  10958. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  10959.  
  10960. [330] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  10961. Encounter: cactuary WITH SCIENCE!
  10962. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  10963. Round 1: cactuary takes 3 damage.
  10964. Round 1: cactuary takes 2 damage.
  10965. Round 1: cactuary takes 6 damage.
  10966. Round 1: You lose 14 hit points
  10967. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10968. Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  10969. Round 2: cactuary takes 5 damage.
  10970. Round 2: cactuary takes 2 damage.
  10971. Round 2: cactuary takes 3 damage.
  10972. Round 2: You lose 19 hit points
  10973. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10974. Round 3: cactuary drops 9 attack power.
  10975. Round 3: cactuary drops 9 defense.
  10976. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  10977. Round 4: cactuary drops 24 attack power.
  10978. Round 4: cactuary drops 23 defense.
  10979. Round 4: cactuary drops 12 attack power.
  10980. Round 4: cactuary drops 9 defense.
  10981. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  10982. Round 5: cactuary takes 10 damage.
  10983. Round 5: cactuary drops 8 attack power.
  10984. Round 5: cactuary drops 9 defense.
  10985. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  10986. Round 6: cactuary takes 13 damage.
  10987. Round 6: You gain 13 hit points
  10988. Round 6: cactuary drops 10 attack power.
  10989. Round 6: cactuary drops 8 defense.
  10990. Round 6: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  10991. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  10992. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  10993. After Battle: A love water strider runs toward you from the nearby Oasis, hugging you and getting you all wet.
  10994. You acquire an effect: Ultrahydrated (3)
  10995. After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
  10996. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  10997. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: The first state of matter is sparkle!"
  10998. You acquire an item: BACON
  10999. After Battle: You gain 21 Strongness
  11000. After Battle: You gain 50 Enchantedness
  11001. After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah
  11002. You acquire an item: worm-riding manual page (2)
  11003.  
  11004. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  11005. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  11006.  
  11007. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  11008. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  11009.  
  11010. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  11011. You gain 9 hit points
  11012.  
  11013. buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
  11014. You spent 22 Meat
  11015. You acquire an item: hair spray
  11016. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11017. > Turn(330): Starting with 206 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  11018. > Still flyering: 7600
  11019. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 31.6975
  11020. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 316.749371855331
  11021. > HP: 442/442, MP: 151/759
  11022. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  11023. > ML: 105 control: 10
  11024. > Ultrahydrated: 12
  11025. > Everything Looks Yellow: 53
  11026. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11027.  
  11028. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  11029. > Searching for the pyramid
  11030. > expectedOasis: 8
  11031. > equivProgress: 16
  11032. > need: 47
  11033.  
  11034. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  11035. > Need for desert: 47
  11036. > Worm riding: 14
  11037. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  11038. > Restoring MP! Currently at 442 of 442 HP, 151 of 759 MP, current meat: 9695 ... Target MP = 380.
  11039. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  11040. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  11041.  
  11042. buy 23 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  11043. You spent 1,748 Meat
  11044. You acquire black cherry soda (23)
  11045.  
  11046. use 23 black cherry soda
  11047. You gain 227 Mana Points
  11048.  
  11049. buy 1 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  11050. You spent 76 Meat
  11051. You acquire an item: black cherry soda
  11052.  
  11053. use 1 black cherry soda
  11054. You gain 9 Mana Points
  11055.  
  11056. [331] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  11057. Encounter: swarm of fire ants WITH BACON!!!
  11058. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  11059. Round 1: You lose 10 hit points
  11060. Round 1: swarm of fire ants takes 5 damage.
  11061. Round 1: swarm of fire ants takes 1 damage.
  11062. Round 1: swarm of fire ants takes 2 damage.
  11063. Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
  11064. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11065. Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  11066. Round 2: swarm of fire ants takes 4 damage.
  11067. Round 2: swarm of fire ants takes 1 damage.
  11068. Round 2: swarm of fire ants takes 5 damage.
  11069. Round 2: You lose 21 hit points
  11070. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11071. Round 3: swarm of fire ants drops 8 attack power.
  11072. Round 3: swarm of fire ants drops 8 defense.
  11073. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  11074. Round 4: swarm of fire ants drops 24 attack power.
  11075. Round 4: swarm of fire ants drops 22 defense.
  11076. Round 4: swarm of fire ants drops 10 attack power.
  11077. Round 4: swarm of fire ants drops 9 defense.
  11078. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  11079. Round 5: swarm of fire ants takes 10 damage.
  11080. Round 5: swarm of fire ants drops 8 attack power.
  11081. Round 5: swarm of fire ants drops 9 defense.
  11082. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  11083. Round 6: swarm of fire ants takes 13 damage.
  11084. Round 6: You gain 13 hit points
  11085. Round 6: swarm of fire ants drops 11 attack power.
  11086. Round 6: swarm of fire ants drops 9 defense.
  11087. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  11088. Round 7: swarm of fire ants drops 9 attack power.
  11089. Round 7: swarm of fire ants drops 8 defense.
  11090. Round 7: swarm of fire ants drops 11 attack power.
  11091. Round 7: swarm of fire ants drops 9 defense.
  11092. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  11093. Round 8: swarm of fire ants takes 82 damage.
  11094. Round 8: swarm of fire ants takes 1 damage.
  11095. Round 8: swarm of fire ants drops 9 attack power.
  11096. Round 8: swarm of fire ants drops 11 defense.
  11097. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  11098. Round 9: swarm of fire ants takes 82 damage.
  11099. Round 9: swarm of fire ants takes 1 damage.
  11100. Round 9: swarm of fire ants drops 9 attack power.
  11101. Round 9: swarm of fire ants drops 9 defense.
  11102. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  11103. Round 10: swarm of fire ants takes 82 damage.
  11104. Round 10: swarm of fire ants takes 1 damage.
  11105. Round 10: swarm of fire ants drops 11 attack power.
  11106. Round 10: swarm of fire ants drops 10 defense.
  11107. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  11108. After Battle: A love water strider runs toward you from the nearby Oasis, hugging you and getting you all wet.
  11109. You acquire an effect: Ultrahydrated (3)
  11110. You gain 124 Meat
  11111. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  11112. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  11113. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  11114. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  11115. After Battle: You gain 20 Muscleboundness
  11116. After Battle: You gain 49 Magicalness
  11117. After Battle: You gain 20 Cheek
  11118. You gain a Moxie point!
  11119. You acquire an item: worm-riding manual page
  11120.  
  11121. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  11122. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  11123.  
  11124. cast 1 Wry Smile
  11125. You acquire an effect: Wry Smile (10)
  11126.  
  11127. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  11128. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  11129.  
  11130. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  11131. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  11132.  
  11133. cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
  11134. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
  11135.  
  11136. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  11137. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  11138.  
  11139. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  11140. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  11141.  
  11142. cast 1 Astral Shell
  11143. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  11144.  
  11145. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  11146. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  11147.  
  11148. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  11149. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  11150.  
  11151. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  11152. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  11153.  
  11154. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  11155. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  11156.  
  11157. cast 1 Blubber Up
  11158. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  11159.  
  11160. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  11161. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  11162.  
  11163. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  11164. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  11165.  
  11166. cast 1 Disco Fever
  11167. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  11168.  
  11169. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  11170. You gain 23 hit points
  11171. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11172. > Turn(331): Starting with 205 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  11173. > Still flyering: 7847
  11174. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 31.6975
  11175. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 316.749371855331
  11176. > HP: 442/442, MP: 167/759
  11177. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  11178. > ML: 105 control: 10
  11179. > Ultrahydrated: 14
  11180. > Everything Looks Yellow: 52
  11181. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11182.  
  11183. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  11184. > Searching for the pyramid
  11185. > expectedOasis: 8
  11186. > equivProgress: 16
  11187. > need: 45
  11188.  
  11189. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  11190. > Need for desert: 45
  11191. > Worm riding: 15
  11192. > Returning the worm-riding manual pages
  11193.  
  11194. Talking to Gnasir
  11195. Encounter: A Sietch in Time
  11196. Took choice 805/1: &quot;What was it you wanted, again?&quot;
  11197. choice.php?whichchoice=805&option=1&pwd
  11198. Encounter: A Sietch in Time
  11199. Took choice 805/2: &quot;I think I found all the missing pages of your book.&quot;
  11200. choice.php?whichchoice=805&option=2&pwd
  11201. Encounter: A Sietch in Time
  11202. You acquire an item: worm-riding hooks
  11203. Took choice 805/1: &quot;No, that's all.&quot;
  11204. choice.php?whichchoice=805&option=1&pwd
  11205. > Turn(331): Starting with 205 left and 11 pulls left at Level: 12
  11206. > Still flyering: 7847
  11207. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 31.6975
  11208. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 316.749371855331
  11209. > HP: 442/442, MP: 167/759
  11210. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  11211. > ML: 105 control: 10
  11212. > Ultrahydrated: 14
  11213. > Everything Looks Yellow: 52
  11214. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11215.  
  11216. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  11217. > Searching for the pyramid
  11218. > expectedOasis: 8
  11219. > equivProgress: 16
  11220. > need: 45
  11221.  
  11222. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  11223. > Need for desert: 45
  11224. > Worm riding: 0
  11225. > Trying to pull 1 of drum machine
  11226.  
  11227. pull: 1 drum machine
  11228. > Drum machine desert time!
  11229.  
  11230. use 1 drum machine
  11231. > Turn(331): Starting with 205 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  11232. > Still flyering: 7847
  11233. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 31.6975
  11234. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 316.749371855331
  11235. > HP: 442/442, MP: 167/759
  11236. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  11237. > ML: 105 control: 10
  11238. > Ultrahydrated: 14
  11239. > Everything Looks Yellow: 52
  11240. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11241.  
  11242. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  11243. > Searching for the pyramid
  11244. > expectedOasis: 8
  11245. > equivProgress: 16
  11246. > need: 15
  11247.  
  11248. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  11249. > Need for desert: 15
  11250. > Worm riding: 0
  11251. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  11252.  
  11253. [332] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  11254. Encounter: Playing Fetch*
  11255. Took choice 1107/1: acquire tennis ball
  11256. choice.php?whichchoice=1107&option=1&pwd
  11257. You acquire an item: tennis ball
  11258. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11259. > Turn(331): Starting with 205 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  11260. > Still flyering: 7847
  11261. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 31.6975
  11262. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 316.749371855331
  11263. > HP: 442/442, MP: 167/759
  11264. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  11265. > ML: 105 control: 10
  11266. > Ultrahydrated: 14
  11267. > Everything Looks Yellow: 52
  11268. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11269.  
  11270. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  11271. > Searching for the pyramid
  11272. > expectedOasis: 8
  11273. > equivProgress: 16
  11274. > need: 15
  11275.  
  11276. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  11277. > Need for desert: 15
  11278. > Worm riding: 0
  11279. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  11280.  
  11281. [332] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  11282. Encounter: swarm of fire ants WITH SCIENCE!
  11283. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  11284. Round 1: You lose 10 hit points
  11285. Round 1: swarm of fire ants takes 5 damage.
  11286. Round 1: swarm of fire ants takes 2 damage.
  11287. Round 1: swarm of fire ants takes 5 damage.
  11288. Round 1: You lose 14 hit points
  11289. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11290. Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  11291. Round 2: swarm of fire ants takes 3 damage.
  11292. Round 2: swarm of fire ants takes 2 damage.
  11293. Round 2: swarm of fire ants takes 4 damage.
  11294. Round 2: You lose 18 hit points
  11295. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11296. Round 3: swarm of fire ants drops 10 attack power.
  11297. Round 3: swarm of fire ants drops 11 defense.
  11298. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  11299. Round 4: swarm of fire ants drops 24 attack power.
  11300. Round 4: swarm of fire ants drops 21 defense.
  11301. Round 4: swarm of fire ants drops 9 attack power.
  11302. Round 4: swarm of fire ants drops 10 defense.
  11303. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  11304. Round 5: swarm of fire ants takes 10 damage.
  11305. Round 5: swarm of fire ants drops 10 attack power.
  11306. Round 5: swarm of fire ants drops 11 defense.
  11307. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  11308. Round 6: swarm of fire ants takes 13 damage.
  11309. Round 6: You gain 13 hit points
  11310. Round 6: swarm of fire ants drops 8 attack power.
  11311. Round 6: swarm of fire ants drops 8 defense.
  11312. Round 6: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  11313. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  11314. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  11315. After Battle: Tingteng whirls around picking up items, like a little couscous tornado.
  11316. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Most of the universe is made up of a substance called Vermilion Matter!"
  11317. You acquire an item: BACON
  11318. After Battle: You gain 14 Fortitude
  11319. You gain a Muscle point!
  11320. After Battle: You gain 52 Wizardliness
  11321. You gain a Mysticality point!
  11322. After Battle: You gain 23 Smarm
  11323.  
  11324. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  11325. You gain 21 hit points
  11326. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11327. > Turn(332): Starting with 204 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  11328. > Still flyering: 8094
  11329. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 31.6975
  11330. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 286.749371855331
  11331. > HP: 445/445, MP: 157/764
  11332. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  11333. > ML: 105 control: 10
  11334. > Ultrahydrated: 13
  11335. > Everything Looks Yellow: 51
  11336. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11337.  
  11338. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  11339. > Searching for the pyramid
  11340.  
  11341. use 1 hair spray
  11342. You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
  11343. > expectedOasis: 8
  11344. > equivProgress: 16
  11345. > need: 13
  11346.  
  11347. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  11348. > Need for desert: 13
  11349. > Worm riding: 0
  11350. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  11351.  
  11352. [333] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  11353. Encounter: plaque of locusts NAMED NEIL
  11354. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  11355. Round 1: plaque of locusts takes 3 damage.
  11356. Round 1: plaque of locusts takes 2 damage.
  11357. Round 1: plaque of locusts takes 3 damage.
  11358. Round 1: You lose 14 hit points
  11359. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11360. Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  11361. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 18 damage.
  11362. Round 2: plaque of locusts takes 18 damage.
  11363. Round 2: plaque of locusts takes 4 damage.
  11364. Round 2: plaque of locusts takes 2 damage.
  11365. Round 2: plaque of locusts takes 6 damage.
  11366. Round 2: You lose 19 hit points
  11367. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11368. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 18 damage.
  11369. Round 3: plaque of locusts takes 18 damage.
  11370. Round 3: plaque of locusts drops 11 attack power.
  11371. Round 3: plaque of locusts drops 11 defense.
  11372. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  11373. Round 4: plaque of locusts drops 24 attack power.
  11374. Round 4: plaque of locusts drops 23 defense.
  11375. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 20 damage.
  11376. Round 4: plaque of locusts takes 20 damage.
  11377. Round 4: plaque of locusts drops 9 attack power.
  11378. Round 4: plaque of locusts drops 10 defense.
  11379. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  11380. Round 5: plaque of locusts takes 10 damage.
  11381. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 14 damage.
  11382. Round 5: plaque of locusts takes 14 damage.
  11383. Round 5: plaque of locusts drops 10 attack power.
  11384. Round 5: plaque of locusts drops 11 defense.
  11385. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  11386. Round 6: plaque of locusts takes 9 damage.
  11387. Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
  11388. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 25 damage.
  11389. Round 6: plaque of locusts takes 25 damage.
  11390. Round 6: plaque of locusts drops 9 attack power.
  11391. Round 6: plaque of locusts drops 8 defense.
  11392. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  11393. Round 7: plaque of locusts drops 9 attack power.
  11394. Round 7: plaque of locusts drops 8 defense.
  11395. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 18 damage.
  11396. Round 7: plaque of locusts takes 18 damage.
  11397. Round 7: plaque of locusts drops 8 attack power.
  11398. Round 7: plaque of locusts drops 8 defense.
  11399. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  11400. Round 8: plaque of locusts takes 41 damage.
  11401. Round 8: plaque of locusts takes 41 damage.
  11402. Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 17 damage.
  11403. Round 8: plaque of locusts takes 17 damage.
  11404. Round 8: plaque of locusts drops 8 attack power.
  11405. Round 8: plaque of locusts drops 8 defense.
  11406. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  11407. You gain 42 Meat
  11408. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  11409. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  11410. You acquire an item: bronzed locust
  11411. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  11412. You acquire an item: BACON
  11413. After Battle: You gain 21 Strengthliness
  11414. After Battle: You gain 41 Wizardliness
  11415. After Battle: You gain 24 Smarm
  11416.  
  11417. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  11418. You gain 17 hit points
  11419.  
  11420. buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
  11421. You spent 22 Meat
  11422. You acquire an item: hair spray
  11423. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11424. > Turn(333): Starting with 203 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  11425. > Still flyering: 8333
  11426. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 31.6975
  11427. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 286.749371855331
  11428. > HP: 445/445, MP: 140/764
  11429. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  11430. > ML: 105 control: 10
  11431. > Ultrahydrated: 12
  11432. > Everything Looks Yellow: 50
  11433. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11434.  
  11435. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  11436. > Searching for the pyramid
  11437. > expectedOasis: 8
  11438. > equivProgress: 16
  11439. > need: 11
  11440.  
  11441. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  11442. > Need for desert: 11
  11443. > Worm riding: 0
  11444. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  11445. > Restoring MP! Currently at 445 of 445 HP, 140 of 764 MP, current meat: 8015 ... Target MP = 382.
  11446. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  11447. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  11448.  
  11449. buy 25 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  11450. You spent 1,900 Meat
  11451. You acquire black cherry soda (25)
  11452.  
  11453. use 25 black cherry soda
  11454. You gain 259 Mana Points
  11455.  
  11456. [334] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  11457. Encounter: rock scorpion AND TESLA!
  11458. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  11459. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11460. Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  11461. Round 2: rock scorpion takes 3 damage.
  11462. Round 2: rock scorpion takes 2 damage.
  11463. Round 2: rock scorpion takes 5 damage.
  11464. Round 2: You lose 18 hit points
  11465. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11466. Round 3: rock scorpion drops 8 attack power.
  11467. Round 3: rock scorpion drops 11 defense.
  11468. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  11469. Round 4: rock scorpion drops 24 attack power.
  11470. Round 4: rock scorpion drops 22 defense.
  11471. Round 4: rock scorpion drops 8 attack power.
  11472. Round 4: rock scorpion drops 8 defense.
  11473. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  11474. Round 5: rock scorpion takes 10 damage.
  11475. Round 5: rock scorpion drops 8 attack power.
  11476. Round 5: rock scorpion drops 10 defense.
  11477. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  11478. Round 6: rock scorpion takes 14 damage.
  11479. Round 6: You gain 14 hit points
  11480. Round 6: rock scorpion drops 8 attack power.
  11481. Round 6: rock scorpion drops 8 defense.
  11482. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  11483. Round 7: rock scorpion drops 9 attack power.
  11484. Round 7: rock scorpion drops 8 defense.
  11485. Round 7: rock scorpion drops 9 attack power.
  11486. Round 7: rock scorpion drops 8 defense.
  11487. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  11488. Round 8: rock scorpion takes 41 damage.
  11489. Round 8: rock scorpion takes 41 damage.
  11490. Round 8: rock scorpion drops 10 attack power.
  11491. Round 8: rock scorpion drops 9 defense.
  11492. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  11493. Round 9: rock scorpion takes 41 damage.
  11494. Round 9: rock scorpion takes 41 damage.
  11495. Round 9: rock scorpion drops 8 attack power.
  11496. Round 9: rock scorpion drops 8 defense.
  11497. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  11498. Round 10: rock scorpion takes 41 damage.
  11499. Round 10: rock scorpion takes 41 damage.
  11500. Round 10: rock scorpion drops 9 attack power.
  11501. Round 10: rock scorpion drops 9 defense.
  11502. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  11503. You gain 485 Meat
  11504. After Battle: Tingteng whirls around picking up items, like a little couscous tornado.
  11505. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  11506. You acquire an item: scorpion whip
  11507. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  11508. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  11509. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  11510. After Battle: You gain 63 Mana Points
  11511. You acquire an item: BACON
  11512. After Battle: You gain 22 Beefiness
  11513. After Battle: You gain 48 Mysteriousness
  11514. After Battle: You gain 18 Sarcasm
  11515.  
  11516. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  11517. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  11518.  
  11519. cast 1 Scarysauce
  11520. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  11521.  
  11522. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  11523. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  11524.  
  11525. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  11526. You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10)
  11527. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11528. > Turn(334): Starting with 202 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  11529. > Still flyering: 8577
  11530. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 31.6975
  11531. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 286.749371855331
  11532. > HP: 445/445, MP: 389/764
  11533. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  11534. > ML: 105 control: 10
  11535. > Ultrahydrated: 11
  11536. > Everything Looks Yellow: 49
  11537. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11538.  
  11539. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  11540. > Searching for the pyramid
  11541. > expectedOasis: 8
  11542. > equivProgress: 16
  11543. > need: 9
  11544.  
  11545. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  11546. > Need for desert: 9
  11547. > Worm riding: 0
  11548. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  11549.  
  11550. [335] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  11551. Encounter: giant giant giant centipede WITH BACON!!!
  11552. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  11553. Round 1: giant giant giant centipede takes 5 damage.
  11554. Round 1: giant giant giant centipede takes 2 damage.
  11555. Round 1: giant giant giant centipede takes 5 damage.
  11556. Round 1: You lose 14 hit points
  11557. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11558. Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  11559. Round 2: giant giant giant centipede takes 4 damage.
  11560. Round 2: giant giant giant centipede takes 1 damage.
  11561. Round 2: giant giant giant centipede takes 6 damage.
  11562. Round 2: You lose 21 hit points
  11563. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11564. Round 3: giant giant giant centipede drops 9 attack power.
  11565. Round 3: giant giant giant centipede drops 10 defense.
  11566. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  11567. Round 4: giant giant giant centipede drops 24 attack power.
  11568. Round 4: giant giant giant centipede drops 22 defense.
  11569. Round 4: giant giant giant centipede drops 10 attack power.
  11570. Round 4: giant giant giant centipede drops 9 defense.
  11571. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  11572. Round 5: giant giant giant centipede takes 10 damage.
  11573. Round 5: giant giant giant centipede drops 8 attack power.
  11574. Round 5: giant giant giant centipede drops 11 defense.
  11575. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  11576. Round 6: giant giant giant centipede takes 13 damage.
  11577. Round 6: You gain 13 hit points
  11578. Round 6: giant giant giant centipede drops 10 attack power.
  11579. Round 6: giant giant giant centipede drops 10 defense.
  11580. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  11581. Round 7: giant giant giant centipede drops 9 attack power.
  11582. Round 7: giant giant giant centipede drops 8 defense.
  11583. Round 7: giant giant giant centipede drops 10 attack power.
  11584. Round 7: giant giant giant centipede drops 9 defense.
  11585. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  11586. Round 8: giant giant giant centipede takes 41 damage.
  11587. Round 8: giant giant giant centipede takes 41 damage.
  11588. Round 8: giant giant giant centipede drops 9 attack power.
  11589. Round 8: giant giant giant centipede drops 9 defense.
  11590. Round 8: giant giant giant centipede takes 3 damage.
  11591. Round 8: giant giant giant centipede takes 1 damage.
  11592. Round 8: giant giant giant centipede takes 5 damage.
  11593. Round 8: You lose 4 hit points
  11594. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  11595. Round 9: giant giant giant centipede takes 41 damage.
  11596. Round 9: giant giant giant centipede takes 41 damage.
  11597. Round 9: giant giant giant centipede drops 10 attack power.
  11598. Round 9: giant giant giant centipede drops 10 defense.
  11599. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  11600. Round 10: giant giant giant centipede takes 41 damage.
  11601. Round 10: giant giant giant centipede takes 41 damage.
  11602. Round 10: giant giant giant centipede drops 10 attack power.
  11603. Round 10: giant giant giant centipede drops 12 defense.
  11604. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  11605. You gain 336 Meat
  11606. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  11607. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  11608. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  11609. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  11610. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  11611. After Battle: You gain 18 Muscleboundness
  11612. After Battle: You gain 61 Mysteriousness
  11613. After Battle: You gain 13 Cheek
  11614.  
  11615. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  11616. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  11617.  
  11618. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  11619. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  11620.  
  11621. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  11622. You gain 15 hit points
  11623. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11624. > Turn(335): Starting with 201 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  11625. > Still flyering: 8824
  11626. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 31.6975
  11627. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 286.749371855331
  11628. > HP: 445/445, MP: 351/764
  11629. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  11630. > ML: 105 control: 10
  11631. > Ultrahydrated: 10
  11632. > Everything Looks Yellow: 48
  11633. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11634.  
  11635. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  11636. > Searching for the pyramid
  11637.  
  11638. use 1 hair spray
  11639. You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
  11640. > expectedOasis: 8
  11641. > equivProgress: 16
  11642. > need: 7
  11643.  
  11644. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  11645. > Need for desert: 7
  11646. > Worm riding: 0
  11647. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  11648.  
  11649. [336] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  11650. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR lobsterfrogman
  11651. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  11652. Round 1: lobsterfrogman takes 4 damage.
  11653. Round 1: lobsterfrogman takes 2 damage.
  11654. Round 1: lobsterfrogman takes 3 damage.
  11655. Round 1: You lose 20 hit points
  11656. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11657. Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  11658. Round 2: lobsterfrogman takes 5 damage.
  11659. Round 2: lobsterfrogman takes 2 damage.
  11660. Round 2: lobsterfrogman takes 4 damage.
  11661. Round 2: You lose 27 hit points
  11662. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11663. Round 3: lobsterfrogman drops 9 attack power.
  11664. Round 3: lobsterfrogman drops 9 defense.
  11665. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  11666. Round 4: lobsterfrogman drops 27 attack power.
  11667. Round 4: lobsterfrogman drops 25 defense.
  11668. Round 4: lobsterfrogman drops 11 attack power.
  11669. Round 4: lobsterfrogman drops 9 defense.
  11670. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  11671. Round 5: lobsterfrogman takes 10 damage.
  11672. Round 5: lobsterfrogman drops 12 attack power.
  11673. Round 5: lobsterfrogman drops 9 defense.
  11674. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  11675. Round 6: lobsterfrogman takes 16 damage.
  11676. Round 6: You gain 16 hit points
  11677. Round 6: lobsterfrogman drops 9 attack power.
  11678. Round 6: lobsterfrogman drops 11 defense.
  11679. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  11680. Round 7: lobsterfrogman drops 10 attack power.
  11681. Round 7: lobsterfrogman drops 9 defense.
  11682. Round 7: lobsterfrogman drops 12 attack power.
  11683. Round 7: lobsterfrogman drops 10 defense.
  11684. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  11685. Round 8: lobsterfrogman takes 41 damage.
  11686. Round 8: lobsterfrogman takes 41 damage.
  11687. Round 8: lobsterfrogman drops 12 attack power.
  11688. Round 8: lobsterfrogman drops 12 defense.
  11689. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  11690. Round 9: lobsterfrogman takes 41 damage.
  11691. Round 9: lobsterfrogman takes 41 damage.
  11692. Round 9: lobsterfrogman drops 9 attack power.
  11693. Round 9: lobsterfrogman drops 11 defense.
  11694. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  11695. Round 10: lobsterfrogman takes 41 damage.
  11696. Round 10: lobsterfrogman takes 41 damage.
  11697. Round 10: lobsterfrogman drops 11 attack power.
  11698. Round 10: lobsterfrogman drops 10 defense.
  11699. Round 10: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  11700. Round 11: lobsterfrogman takes 41 damage.
  11701. Round 11: lobsterfrogman takes 41 damage.
  11702. Round 11: lobsterfrogman drops 10 attack power.
  11703. Round 11: lobsterfrogman drops 11 defense.
  11704. Round 11: Arbos wins the fight!
  11705. You gain 128 Meat
  11706. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  11707. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  11708. You acquire an item: barrel of gunpowder
  11709. You acquire an item: disintegrating barrel
  11710. After Battle: Isabella suddenly starts twitching spasmodically and shouts "I made you a Neil but I eated it!"
  11711. You acquire an item: BACON
  11712. After Battle: You gain 12 Fortitude
  11713. After Battle: You gain 65 Magicalness
  11714. After Battle: You gain 23 Cheek
  11715.  
  11716. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  11717. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  11718.  
  11719. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  11720. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
  11721.  
  11722. cast 1 Astral Shell
  11723. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  11724.  
  11725. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  11726. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  11727.  
  11728. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  11729. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  11730.  
  11731. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  11732. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  11733.  
  11734. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  11735. You gain 21 hit points
  11736.  
  11737. buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
  11738. You spent 22 Meat
  11739. You acquire an item: hair spray
  11740. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11741. > Turn(336): Starting with 200 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  11742. > Still flyering: 9100
  11743. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 31.6975
  11744. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 286.749371855331
  11745. > HP: 445/445, MP: 251/764
  11746. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  11747. > ML: 105 control: 10
  11748. > Ultrahydrated: 9
  11749. > Everything Looks Yellow: 47
  11750. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11751.  
  11752. smash disintegrating barrel
  11753. You acquire an item: insanely spicy jumping bean burrito
  11754.  
  11755. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  11756. > Searching for the pyramid
  11757. > expectedOasis: 8
  11758. > equivProgress: 16
  11759. > need: 5
  11760.  
  11761. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  11762. > Need for desert: 5
  11763. > Worm riding: 0
  11764. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  11765.  
  11766. [337] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  11767. Encounter: swarm of fire ants AND TESLA!
  11768. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  11769. Round 1: You lose 10 hit points
  11770. Round 1: swarm of fire ants takes 5 damage.
  11771. Round 1: swarm of fire ants takes 2 damage.
  11772. Round 1: swarm of fire ants takes 2 damage.
  11773. Round 1: You lose 15 hit points
  11774. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11775. Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  11776. Round 2: swarm of fire ants takes 5 damage.
  11777. Round 2: swarm of fire ants takes 1 damage.
  11778. Round 2: swarm of fire ants takes 2 damage.
  11779. Round 2: You lose 18 hit points
  11780. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11781. Round 3: swarm of fire ants drops 10 attack power.
  11782. Round 3: swarm of fire ants drops 9 defense.
  11783. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  11784. Round 4: swarm of fire ants drops 24 attack power.
  11785. Round 4: swarm of fire ants drops 22 defense.
  11786. Round 4: swarm of fire ants drops 8 attack power.
  11787. Round 4: swarm of fire ants drops 8 defense.
  11788. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  11789. Round 5: swarm of fire ants takes 10 damage.
  11790. Round 5: swarm of fire ants drops 8 attack power.
  11791. Round 5: swarm of fire ants drops 8 defense.
  11792. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  11793. Round 6: swarm of fire ants takes 13 damage.
  11794. Round 6: You gain 13 hit points
  11795. Round 6: swarm of fire ants drops 9 attack power.
  11796. Round 6: swarm of fire ants drops 10 defense.
  11797. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  11798. Round 7: swarm of fire ants drops 9 attack power.
  11799. Round 7: swarm of fire ants drops 8 defense.
  11800. Round 7: swarm of fire ants drops 9 attack power.
  11801. Round 7: swarm of fire ants drops 9 defense.
  11802. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  11803. Round 8: swarm of fire ants takes 82 damage.
  11804. Round 8: swarm of fire ants takes 1 damage.
  11805. Round 8: swarm of fire ants drops 11 attack power.
  11806. Round 8: swarm of fire ants drops 9 defense.
  11807. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  11808. Round 9: swarm of fire ants takes 82 damage.
  11809. Round 9: swarm of fire ants takes 1 damage.
  11810. Round 9: swarm of fire ants drops 9 attack power.
  11811. Round 9: swarm of fire ants drops 10 defense.
  11812. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  11813. Round 10: swarm of fire ants takes 163 damage.
  11814. Round 10: swarm of fire ants takes 1 damage.
  11815. Round 10: swarm of fire ants drops 9 attack power.
  11816. Round 10: swarm of fire ants drops 10 defense.
  11817. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  11818. After Battle: A love water strider runs toward you from the nearby Oasis, hugging you and getting you all wet.
  11819. You acquire an effect: Ultrahydrated (3)
  11820. You gain 117 Meat
  11821. After Battle: Tingteng spins and whirls in the breeze, like a spicy little dust devil.
  11822. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  11823. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  11824. After Battle: You gain 57 Mana Points
  11825. You acquire an item: BACON
  11826. After Battle: You gain 17 Strengthliness
  11827. After Battle: You gain 48 Enchantedness
  11828. After Battle: You gain 23 Cheek
  11829.  
  11830. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  11831. You gain 19 hit points
  11832. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11833. > Turn(337): Starting with 199 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  11834. > Still flyering: 9347
  11835. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 31.6975
  11836. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 286.749371855331
  11837. > HP: 445/445, MP: 290/764
  11838. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  11839. > ML: 105 control: 10
  11840. > Ultrahydrated: 11
  11841. > Everything Looks Yellow: 46
  11842. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11843.  
  11844. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  11845. > Searching for the pyramid
  11846. > expectedOasis: 8
  11847. > equivProgress: 16
  11848. > need: 3
  11849.  
  11850. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  11851. > Need for desert: 3
  11852. > Worm riding: 0
  11853. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  11854.  
  11855. [338] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  11856. Encounter: cactuary WITH BACON!!!
  11857. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  11858. Round 1: cactuary takes 5 damage.
  11859. Round 1: cactuary takes 1 damage.
  11860. Round 1: cactuary takes 2 damage.
  11861. Round 1: You lose 14 hit points
  11862. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11863. Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  11864. Round 2: cactuary takes 3 damage.
  11865. Round 2: cactuary takes 1 damage.
  11866. Round 2: cactuary takes 2 damage.
  11867. Round 2: You lose 18 hit points
  11868. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11869. Round 3: cactuary drops 10 attack power.
  11870. Round 3: cactuary drops 10 defense.
  11871. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  11872. Round 4: cactuary drops 24 attack power.
  11873. Round 4: cactuary drops 23 defense.
  11874. Round 4: cactuary drops 11 attack power.
  11875. Round 4: cactuary drops 9 defense.
  11876. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  11877. Round 5: cactuary takes 10 damage.
  11878. Round 5: cactuary drops 11 attack power.
  11879. Round 5: cactuary drops 8 defense.
  11880. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  11881. Round 6: cactuary takes 13 damage.
  11882. Round 6: You gain 13 hit points
  11883. Round 6: cactuary drops 11 attack power.
  11884. Round 6: cactuary drops 9 defense.
  11885. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  11886. Round 7: cactuary drops 8 attack power.
  11887. Round 7: cactuary drops 8 defense.
  11888. Round 7: cactuary drops 9 attack power.
  11889. Round 7: cactuary drops 8 defense.
  11890. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  11891. Round 8: cactuary takes 41 damage.
  11892. Round 8: cactuary takes 41 damage.
  11893. Round 8: cactuary drops 8 attack power.
  11894. Round 8: cactuary drops 8 defense.
  11895. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  11896. Round 9: cactuary takes 41 damage.
  11897. Round 9: cactuary takes 41 damage.
  11898. Round 9: cactuary drops 9 attack power.
  11899. Round 9: cactuary drops 9 defense.
  11900. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  11901. Round 10: cactuary takes 41 damage.
  11902. Round 10: cactuary takes 41 damage.
  11903. Round 10: cactuary drops 9 attack power.
  11904. Round 10: cactuary drops 9 defense.
  11905. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  11906. After Battle: A love water strider runs toward you from the nearby Oasis, hugging you and getting you all wet.
  11907. You acquire an effect: Ultrahydrated (3)
  11908. You gain 186 Meat
  11909. After Battle: Tingteng whirls around picking up items, like a little couscous tornado.
  11910. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  11911. You acquire an item: bit-o-cactus
  11912. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  11913. After Battle: You gain 18 Muscleboundness
  11914. After Battle: You gain 50 Wizardliness
  11915. You gain a Mysticality point!
  11916. After Battle: You gain 18 Cheek
  11917. You gain a Moxie point!
  11918.  
  11919. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  11920. You gain 12 hit points
  11921. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11922. > Turn(338): Starting with 198 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  11923. > Still flyering: 9589
  11924. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 31.6975
  11925. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 286.749371855331
  11926. > HP: 445/445, MP: 267/768
  11927. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  11928. > ML: 105 control: 10
  11929. > Ultrahydrated: 13
  11930. > Everything Looks Yellow: 45
  11931. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11932.  
  11933. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  11934. > Searching for the pyramid
  11935.  
  11936. use 1 hair spray
  11937. You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
  11938. > expectedOasis: 8
  11939. > equivProgress: 16
  11940. > need: 1
  11941.  
  11942. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  11943. > Need for desert: 1
  11944. > Worm riding: 0
  11945. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  11946.  
  11947. [339] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  11948. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR rock scorpion
  11949. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  11950. Round 1: rock scorpion takes 4 damage.
  11951. Round 1: rock scorpion takes 2 damage.
  11952. Round 1: rock scorpion takes 6 damage.
  11953. Round 1: You lose 13 hit points
  11954. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11955. Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  11956. Round 2: rock scorpion takes 3 damage.
  11957. Round 2: rock scorpion takes 2 damage.
  11958. Round 2: rock scorpion takes 6 damage.
  11959. Round 2: You lose 19 hit points
  11960. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11961. Round 3: rock scorpion drops 9 attack power.
  11962. Round 3: rock scorpion drops 9 defense.
  11963. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  11964. Round 4: rock scorpion drops 24 attack power.
  11965. Round 4: rock scorpion drops 23 defense.
  11966. Round 4: rock scorpion drops 10 attack power.
  11967. Round 4: rock scorpion drops 9 defense.
  11968. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  11969. Round 5: rock scorpion takes 10 damage.
  11970. Round 5: rock scorpion drops 8 attack power.
  11971. Round 5: rock scorpion drops 8 defense.
  11972. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  11973. Round 6: rock scorpion takes 13 damage.
  11974. Round 6: You gain 13 hit points
  11975. Round 6: rock scorpion drops 8 attack power.
  11976. Round 6: rock scorpion drops 8 defense.
  11977. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  11978. Round 7: rock scorpion drops 9 attack power.
  11979. Round 7: rock scorpion drops 9 defense.
  11980. Round 7: rock scorpion drops 11 attack power.
  11981. Round 7: rock scorpion drops 11 defense.
  11982. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  11983. Round 8: rock scorpion takes 41 damage.
  11984. Round 8: rock scorpion takes 41 damage.
  11985. Round 8: rock scorpion drops 9 attack power.
  11986. Round 8: rock scorpion drops 9 defense.
  11987. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  11988. Round 9: rock scorpion takes 41 damage.
  11989. Round 9: rock scorpion takes 82 damage.
  11990. Round 9: rock scorpion drops 9 attack power.
  11991. Round 9: rock scorpion drops 8 defense.
  11992. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  11993. You gain 462 Meat
  11994. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  11995. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  11996. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  11997. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  11998. After Battle: Isabella freaks out and starts babbling "I used to be a Agent_of_Change but then I took an arrow to the knee..."
  11999. You acquire an item: BACON
  12000. After Battle: You gain 19 Strengthliness
  12001. After Battle: You gain 52 Enchantedness
  12002. After Battle: You gain 18 Cheek
  12003.  
  12004. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  12005. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  12006.  
  12007. cast 1 Scarysauce
  12008. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  12009.  
  12010. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  12011. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  12012.  
  12013. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  12014. You gain 11 hit points
  12015.  
  12016. buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
  12017. You spent 22 Meat
  12018. You acquire an item: hair spray
  12019. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  12020. > Turn(339): Starting with 197 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  12021. > Still flyering: 9833
  12022. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 31.6975
  12023. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 286.749371855331
  12024. > HP: 445/445, MP: 225/768
  12025. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  12026. > ML: 105 control: 10
  12027. > Ultrahydrated: 12
  12028. > Everything Looks Yellow: 44
  12029. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  12030.  
  12031. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  12032. > The idden [sic] office!
  12033. > Hidden Office Progress: 1
  12034. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Office Building done, beep.
  12035.  
  12036. [340] The Hidden Office Building
  12037. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR pygmy witch accountant
  12038. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  12039. Round 1: pygmy witch accountant takes 3 damage.
  12040. Round 1: pygmy witch accountant takes 1 damage.
  12041. Round 1: pygmy witch accountant takes 5 damage.
  12042. Round 1: You lose 15 hit points
  12043. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  12044. Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
  12045. Round 2: pygmy witch accountant takes 4 damage.
  12046. Round 2: pygmy witch accountant takes 2 damage.
  12047. Round 2: pygmy witch accountant takes 4 damage.
  12048. Round 2: You lose 25 hit points
  12049. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  12050. Round 3: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 attack power.
  12051. Round 3: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 defense.
  12052. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  12053. Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 26 attack power.
  12054. Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 24 defense.
  12055. Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 10 attack power.
  12056. Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 defense.
  12057. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  12058. Round 5: pygmy witch accountant takes 10 damage.
  12059. Round 5: pygmy witch accountant drops 12 attack power.
  12060. Round 5: pygmy witch accountant drops 12 defense.
  12061. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  12062. Round 6: pygmy witch accountant takes 13 damage.
  12063. Round 6: You gain 13 hit points
  12064. Round 6: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 attack power.
  12065. Round 6: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 defense.
  12066. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  12067. Round 7: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 attack power.
  12068. Round 7: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 defense.
  12069. Round 7: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 attack power.
  12070. Round 7: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 defense.
  12071. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  12072. Round 8: pygmy witch accountant takes 41 damage.
  12073. Round 8: pygmy witch accountant takes 41 damage.
  12074. Round 8: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 attack power.
  12075. Round 8: pygmy witch accountant drops 10 defense.
  12076. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  12077. Round 9: pygmy witch accountant takes 41 damage.
  12078. Round 9: pygmy witch accountant takes 41 damage.
  12079. Round 9: pygmy witch accountant drops 10 attack power.
  12080. Round 9: pygmy witch accountant drops 10 defense.
  12081. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  12082. Round 10: pygmy witch accountant takes 41 damage.
  12083. Round 10: pygmy witch accountant takes 41 damage.
  12084. Round 10: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 attack power.
  12085. Round 10: pygmy witch accountant drops 11 defense.
  12086. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  12087. You gain 367 Meat
  12088. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  12089. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  12090. You acquire an item: adder
  12091. You acquire an item: pygmy adder oil
  12092. You acquire an item: McClusky file (page 4)
  12093. After Battle: Isabella freaks out and starts babbling "I used to be a Neil but then I took an arrow to the knee..."
  12094. You acquire an item: BACON
  12095. After Battle: You gain 21 Strongness
  12096. You gain a Muscle point!
  12097. After Battle: You gain 60 Enchantedness
  12098. After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah
  12099.  
  12100. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  12101. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  12102.  
  12103. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  12104. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  12105.  
  12106. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  12107. You gain 20 hit points
  12108. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  12109. > Turn(340): Starting with 196 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  12110. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 41.025
  12111. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 286.749371855331
  12112. > HP: 448/448, MP: 184/768
  12113. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  12114. > ML: 105 control: 10
  12115. > Ultrahydrated: 11
  12116. > Everything Looks Yellow: 43
  12117. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  12118. > Done with this Flyer crap
  12119. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  12120.  
  12121. Visiting the Mysterious Island Arena
  12122. mcd 0
  12123. > Turn(340): Starting with 196 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  12124. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 35.275
  12125. > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 266.749371855331
  12126. > HP: 398/398, MP: 184/718
  12127. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  12128. > ML: 75 control: 0
  12129. > Ultrahydrated: 11
  12130. > Everything Looks Yellow: 43
  12131. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  12132. mcd 10
  12133.  
  12134. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  12135.  
  12136. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  12137. > The idden [sic] office!
  12138. > Hidden Office Progress: 1
  12139. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Office Building done, beep.
  12140.  
  12141. [341] The Hidden Office Building
  12142. Encounter: pygmy witch lawyer WITH SCIENCE!
  12143. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  12144. Round 1: pygmy witch lawyer takes 3 damage.
  12145. Round 1: pygmy witch lawyer takes 2 damage.
  12146. Round 1: pygmy witch lawyer takes 6 damage.
  12147. Round 1: You lose 14 hit points
  12148. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  12149. > Looking at banishAction: skill Asdon Martin: Spring-Loaded Front Bumper
  12150. Round 1: Arbos casts ASDON MARTIN: SPRING-LOADED FRONT BUMPER!
  12151.  
  12152. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  12153. You gain 64 hit points
  12154. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  12155. > Turn(340): Starting with 196 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  12156. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 41.025
  12157. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 286.749371855331
  12158. > HP: 448/448, MP: 164/768
  12159. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  12160. > ML: 105 control: 10
  12161. > Ultrahydrated: 11
  12162. > Everything Looks Yellow: 43
  12163. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  12164.  
  12165. Converting 2 insanely spicy jumping bean burritos into Fuel
  12166. > Compressed 2 insanely spicy jumping bean burrito into sheep, I mean fuel: 11 --> 33
  12167.  
  12168. buy 2 wad of dough for 47 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
  12169. You spent 94 Meat
  12170. You acquire wad of dough (2)
  12171.  
  12172. buy 2 soda water for 66 each from The General Store
  12173. You spent 132 Meat
  12174. You acquire soda water (2)
  12175.  
  12176. [341] Cook 2 wad of dough + 2 soda water
  12177. You acquire loaf of soda bread (2)
  12178. Crafting used 2 each of wad of dough and soda water
  12179.  
  12180. Converting 2 loaf of soda breads into Fuel
  12181. > Compressed 2 loaf of soda bread into sheep, I mean fuel: 33 --> 44
  12182. > The idden [sic] office!
  12183. > Hidden Office Progress: 1
  12184. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Office Building done, beep.
  12185.  
  12186. [341] The Hidden Office Building
  12187. Encounter: pygmy janitor AND TESLA!
  12188. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  12189. Round 1: pygmy janitor takes 3 damage.
  12190. Round 1: pygmy janitor takes 2 damage.
  12191. Round 1: pygmy janitor takes 6 damage.
  12192. Round 1: You lose 13 hit points
  12193. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  12194. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  12195. Round 2: pygmy janitor drops 9 attack power.
  12196. Round 2: pygmy janitor drops 11 defense.
  12197. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  12198. Round 3: pygmy janitor drops 24 attack power.
  12199. Round 3: pygmy janitor drops 25 defense.
  12200. Round 3: pygmy janitor drops 9 attack power.
  12201. Round 3: pygmy janitor drops 10 defense.
  12202. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  12203. Round 4: pygmy janitor takes 10 damage.
  12204. Round 4: pygmy janitor drops 9 attack power.
  12205. Round 4: pygmy janitor drops 9 defense.
  12206. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  12207. Round 5: pygmy janitor takes 14 damage.
  12208. Round 5: You gain 14 hit points
  12209. Round 5: pygmy janitor drops 9 attack power.
  12210. Round 5: pygmy janitor drops 11 defense.
  12211. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  12212. Round 6: pygmy janitor drops 9 attack power.
  12213. Round 6: pygmy janitor drops 9 defense.
  12214. Round 6: pygmy janitor drops 8 attack power.
  12215. Round 6: pygmy janitor drops 10 defense.
  12216. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  12217. Round 7: pygmy janitor takes 41 damage.
  12218. Round 7: pygmy janitor takes 41 damage.
  12219. Round 7: pygmy janitor drops 10 attack power.
  12220. Round 7: pygmy janitor drops 8 defense.
  12221. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  12222. Round 8: pygmy janitor takes 41 damage.
  12223. Round 8: pygmy janitor takes 41 damage.
  12224. Round 8: pygmy janitor drops 9 attack power.
  12225. Round 8: pygmy janitor drops 8 defense.
  12226. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  12227. Round 9: pygmy janitor takes 41 damage.
  12228. Round 9: pygmy janitor takes 41 damage.
  12229. Round 9: pygmy janitor drops 10 attack power.
  12230. Round 9: pygmy janitor drops 9 defense.
  12231. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  12232. You gain 176 Meat
  12233. After Battle: Tingteng spins and whirls in the breeze, like a spicy little dust devil.
  12234. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  12235. You acquire an item: short-handled mop
  12236. You acquire an item: jungle floor wax
  12237. You acquire an item: big tun
  12238. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  12239. After Battle: You gain 80 Mana Points
  12240. You acquire an item: BACON
  12241. After Battle: You gain 10 Beefiness
  12242. After Battle: You gain 69 Enchantedness
  12243. After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm
  12244.  
  12245. cast 1 Wry Smile
  12246. You acquire an effect: Wry Smile (10)
  12247.  
  12248. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  12249. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  12250.  
  12251. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  12252. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  12253. > Hello Arbos, time to explode!
  12254. > This is version: 1205 Mafia: 18194
  12255. > This is day 2.
  12256. > Turns played: 341 current adventures: 195
  12257. > Current Ascension: Standard
  12258. > Turn(341): Starting with 195 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  12259. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 40.949999999999996
  12260. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 286.749371855331
  12261. > HP: 448/448, MP: 206/768
  12262. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  12263. > ML: 105 control: 10
  12264. > Ultrahydrated: 10
  12265. > Everything Looks Yellow: 42
  12266. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  12267.  
  12268. smash big tun
  12269. You acquire an item: gin and tonic
  12270.  
  12271. Converting gin and tonic into Fuel
  12272. > Compressed 1 gin and tonic into sheep, I mean fuel: 44 --> 51
  12273. > The idden [sic] office!
  12274. > Hidden Office Progress: 1
  12275. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Office Building done, beep.
  12276.  
  12277. [342] The Hidden Office Building
  12278. Encounter: pygmy headhunter WITH BACON!!!
  12279. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  12280. Round 1: You lose 15 hit points
  12281. Round 1: pygmy headhunter takes 5 damage.
  12282. Round 1: pygmy headhunter takes 2 damage.
  12283. Round 1: pygmy headhunter takes 6 damage.
  12284. Round 1: You lose 13 hit points
  12285. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  12286. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  12287. Round 2: pygmy headhunter drops 10 attack power.
  12288. Round 2: pygmy headhunter drops 11 defense.
  12289. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  12290. Round 3: pygmy headhunter drops 25 attack power.
  12291. Round 3: pygmy headhunter drops 23 defense.
  12292. Round 3: pygmy headhunter drops 8 attack power.
  12293. Round 3: pygmy headhunter drops 9 defense.
  12294. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  12295. Round 4: pygmy headhunter takes 10 damage.
  12296. Round 4: pygmy headhunter drops 11 attack power.
  12297. Round 4: pygmy headhunter drops 9 defense.
  12298. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  12299. Round 5: pygmy headhunter takes 14 damage.
  12300. Round 5: You gain 14 hit points
  12301. Round 5: pygmy headhunter drops 8 attack power.
  12302. Round 5: pygmy headhunter drops 8 defense.
  12303. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  12304. Round 6: pygmy headhunter drops 9 attack power.
  12305. Round 6: pygmy headhunter drops 9 defense.
  12306. Round 6: pygmy headhunter drops 9 attack power.
  12307. Round 6: pygmy headhunter drops 8 defense.
  12308. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  12309. Round 7: pygmy headhunter takes 82 damage.
  12310. Round 7: pygmy headhunter takes 41 damage.
  12311. Round 7: pygmy headhunter drops 9 attack power.
  12312. Round 7: pygmy headhunter drops 11 defense.
  12313. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  12314. Round 8: pygmy headhunter takes 164 damage.
  12315. Round 8: pygmy headhunter takes 41 damage.
  12316. Round 8: pygmy headhunter drops 9 attack power.
  12317. Round 8: pygmy headhunter drops 12 defense.
  12318. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  12319. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  12320. After Battle: You gain 8 Enchantedness
  12321. You gain 310 Meat
  12322. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  12323. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  12324. You acquire an item: pointed stick
  12325. You acquire an item: headhunter necktie
  12326. You acquire an item: briefcase
  12327. You acquire an item: world's smallest violin
  12328. You acquire an item: pygmy papers
  12329. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  12330. After Battle: You gain 16 Beefiness
  12331. After Battle: You gain 68 Wizardliness
  12332. You gain a Mysticality point!
  12333. After Battle: You gain 20 Cheek
  12334.  
  12335. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  12336. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  12337.  
  12338. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  12339. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  12340.  
  12341. cast 1 Astral Shell
  12342. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  12343.  
  12344. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  12345. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  12346.  
  12347. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  12348. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  12349.  
  12350. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  12351. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  12352.  
  12353. cast 1 Blubber Up
  12354. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  12355.  
  12356. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  12357. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  12358.  
  12359. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  12360. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  12361.  
  12362. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  12363. You gain 7 hit points
  12364. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  12365. > Turn(342): Starting with 194 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  12366. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 40.949999999999996
  12367. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 286.749371855331
  12368. > HP: 448/448, MP: 94/772
  12369. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  12370. > ML: 105 control: 10
  12371. > Ultrahydrated: 9
  12372. > Everything Looks Yellow: 41
  12373. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  12374. > The idden [sic] office!
  12375. > Hidden Office Progress: 1
  12376. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Office Building done, beep.
  12377. > Restoring MP! Currently at 448 of 448 HP, 94 of 772 MP, current meat: 8412 ... Target MP = 386.
  12378. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  12379. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  12380.  
  12381. buy 30 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  12382. You spent 2,280 Meat
  12383. You acquire black cherry soda (30)
  12384.  
  12385. use 30 black cherry soda
  12386. You gain 300 Mana Points
  12387.  
  12388. [343] The Hidden Office Building
  12389. Encounter: pygmy headhunter WITH SCIENCE!
  12390. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  12391. Round 1: You lose 14 hit points
  12392. Round 1: pygmy headhunter takes 4 damage.
  12393. Round 1: pygmy headhunter takes 1 damage.
  12394. Round 1: pygmy headhunter takes 6 damage.
  12395. Round 1: You lose 13 hit points
  12396. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  12397. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  12398. Round 2: pygmy headhunter drops 9 attack power.
  12399. Round 2: pygmy headhunter drops 9 defense.
  12400. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  12401. Round 3: pygmy headhunter drops 25 attack power.
  12402. Round 3: pygmy headhunter drops 24 defense.
  12403. Round 3: pygmy headhunter drops 11 attack power.
  12404. Round 3: pygmy headhunter drops 11 defense.
  12405. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  12406. Round 4: pygmy headhunter takes 10 damage.
  12407. Round 4: pygmy headhunter drops 9 attack power.
  12408. Round 4: pygmy headhunter drops 9 defense.
  12409. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  12410. Round 5: pygmy headhunter takes 14 damage.
  12411. Round 5: You gain 14 hit points
  12412. Round 5: pygmy headhunter drops 10 attack power.
  12413. Round 5: pygmy headhunter drops 9 defense.
  12414. Round 5: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  12415. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  12416. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  12417. After Battle: Tingteng spins and whirls in the breeze, like a spicy little dust devil.
  12418. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Centrifugal force doesn't really exist! It's actually harmonic accelerated math!"
  12419. You acquire an item: BACON
  12420. After Battle: You gain 16 Fortitude
  12421. After Battle: You gain 68 Magicalness
  12422. After Battle: You gain 19 Roguishness
  12423.  
  12424. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  12425. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  12426.  
  12427. cast 1 Disco Fever
  12428. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  12429.  
  12430. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  12431. You gain 4 hit points
  12432. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  12433. > Turn(343): Starting with 193 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  12434. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 40.949999999999996
  12435. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 286.749371855331
  12436. > HP: 448/448, MP: 359/772
  12437. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  12438. > ML: 105 control: 10
  12439. > Ultrahydrated: 8
  12440. > Everything Looks Yellow: 40
  12441. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  12442. > The idden [sic] office!
  12443. > Hidden Office Progress: 1
  12444. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Office Building done, beep.
  12445.  
  12446. [344] The Hidden Office Building
  12447. Encounter: Working Holiday
  12448. Took choice 786/2: Get boring binder clip
  12449. choice.php?whichchoice=786&option=2&pwd
  12450. You acquire an item: boring binder clip
  12451.  
  12452. cast 1 Scarysauce
  12453. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  12454.  
  12455. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  12456. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  12457.  
  12458. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  12459. You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10)
  12460. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  12461. > Turn(344): Starting with 192 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  12462. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 40.949999999999996
  12463. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 286.749371855331
  12464. > HP: 448/448, MP: 319/772
  12465. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  12466. > ML: 105 control: 10
  12467. > Ultrahydrated: 7
  12468. > Everything Looks Yellow: 39
  12469. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  12470. > The idden [sic] office!
  12471. > Hidden Office Progress: 1
  12472. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Office Building done, beep.
  12473.  
  12474. [345] The Hidden Office Building
  12475. Encounter: pygmy headhunter AND TESLA!
  12476. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  12477. Round 1: You lose 13 hit points
  12478. Round 1: pygmy headhunter takes 5 damage.
  12479. Round 1: pygmy headhunter takes 2 damage.
  12480. Round 1: pygmy headhunter takes 6 damage.
  12481. Round 1: You lose 12 hit points
  12482. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  12483. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  12484. Round 2: pygmy headhunter drops 11 attack power.
  12485. Round 2: pygmy headhunter drops 11 defense.
  12486. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  12487. Round 3: pygmy headhunter drops 24 attack power.
  12488. Round 3: pygmy headhunter drops 24 defense.
  12489. Round 3: pygmy headhunter drops 10 attack power.
  12490. Round 3: pygmy headhunter drops 11 defense.
  12491. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  12492. Round 4: pygmy headhunter takes 10 damage.
  12493. Round 4: pygmy headhunter drops 9 attack power.
  12494. Round 4: pygmy headhunter drops 10 defense.
  12495. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  12496. Round 5: pygmy headhunter takes 13 damage.
  12497. Round 5: You gain 13 hit points
  12498. Round 5: pygmy headhunter drops 12 attack power.
  12499. Round 5: pygmy headhunter drops 9 defense.
  12500. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  12501. Round 6: pygmy headhunter drops 9 attack power.
  12502. Round 6: pygmy headhunter drops 8 defense.
  12503. Round 6: pygmy headhunter drops 9 attack power.
  12504. Round 6: pygmy headhunter drops 9 defense.
  12505. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  12506. Round 7: pygmy headhunter takes 82 damage.
  12507. Round 7: pygmy headhunter takes 41 damage.
  12508. Round 7: pygmy headhunter drops 9 attack power.
  12509. Round 7: pygmy headhunter drops 11 defense.
  12510. Round 7: pygmy headhunter takes 3 damage.
  12511. Round 7: pygmy headhunter takes 2 damage.
  12512. Round 7: pygmy headhunter takes 6 damage.
  12513. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
  12514. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  12515. Round 8: pygmy headhunter takes 82 damage.
  12516. Round 8: pygmy headhunter takes 41 damage.
  12517. Round 8: pygmy headhunter drops 10 attack power.
  12518. Round 8: pygmy headhunter drops 9 defense.
  12519. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  12520. You gain 350 Meat
  12521. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  12522. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  12523. You acquire an item: pointed stick
  12524. You acquire an item: briefcase
  12525. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  12526. After Battle: You gain 78 Mana Points
  12527. You acquire an item: BACON
  12528. After Battle: You gain 15 Muscleboundness
  12529. After Battle: You gain 64 Enchantedness
  12530. After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm
  12531.  
  12532. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  12533. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  12534.  
  12535. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  12536. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  12537.  
  12538. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  12539. You gain 3 hit points
  12540. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  12541. > Turn(345): Starting with 191 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  12542. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 40.949999999999996
  12543. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 286.749371855331
  12544. > HP: 448/448, MP: 361/772
  12545. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  12546. > ML: 105 control: 10
  12547. > Ultrahydrated: 6
  12548. > Everything Looks Yellow: 38
  12549. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  12550. > The idden [sic] office!
  12551. > Hidden Office Progress: 1
  12552. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Office Building done, beep.
  12553.  
  12554. [346] The Hidden Office Building
  12555. Encounter: pygmy witch accountant AND TESLA!
  12556. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  12557. Round 1: pygmy witch accountant takes 3 damage.
  12558. Round 1: pygmy witch accountant takes 2 damage.
  12559. Round 1: pygmy witch accountant takes 2 damage.
  12560. Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
  12561. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  12562. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  12563. Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 attack power.
  12564. Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 defense.
  12565. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  12566. Round 3: pygmy witch accountant drops 25 attack power.
  12567. Round 3: pygmy witch accountant drops 24 defense.
  12568. Round 3: pygmy witch accountant drops 11 attack power.
  12569. Round 3: pygmy witch accountant drops 11 defense.
  12570. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  12571. Round 4: pygmy witch accountant takes 10 damage.
  12572. Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 attack power.
  12573. Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 10 defense.
  12574. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  12575. Round 5: pygmy witch accountant takes 14 damage.
  12576. Round 5: You gain 14 hit points
  12577. Round 5: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 attack power.
  12578. Round 5: pygmy witch accountant drops 10 defense.
  12579. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  12580. Round 6: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 attack power.
  12581. Round 6: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 defense.
  12582. Round 6: pygmy witch accountant drops 10 attack power.
  12583. Round 6: pygmy witch accountant drops 10 defense.
  12584. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  12585. Round 7: pygmy witch accountant takes 41 damage.
  12586. Round 7: pygmy witch accountant takes 41 damage.
  12587. Round 7: pygmy witch accountant drops 10 attack power.
  12588. Round 7: pygmy witch accountant drops 11 defense.
  12589. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  12590. Round 8: pygmy witch accountant takes 41 damage.
  12591. Round 8: pygmy witch accountant takes 41 damage.
  12592. Round 8: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 attack power.
  12593. Round 8: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 defense.
  12594. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  12595. Round 9: pygmy witch accountant takes 82 damage.
  12596. Round 9: pygmy witch accountant takes 41 damage.
  12597. Round 9: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 attack power.
  12598. Round 9: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 defense.
  12599. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  12600. After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek
  12601. You gain 289 Meat
  12602. After Battle: Tingteng pirouettes in the air, searching for scattered items. Maybe he was a pierougi in a past life.
  12603. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  12604. You acquire an item: adder
  12605. You acquire an item: pygmy adder oil
  12606. You acquire an item: McClusky file (page 5)
  12607. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  12608. After Battle: You gain 79 Mana Points
  12609. You acquire an item: BACON
  12610. After Battle: You gain 20 Beefiness
  12611. After Battle: You gain 58 Mysteriousness
  12612. After Battle: You gain 21 Sarcasm
  12613.  
  12614. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  12615. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  12616.  
  12617. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  12618. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
  12619.  
  12620. cast 1 Astral Shell
  12621. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  12622.  
  12623. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  12624. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  12625.  
  12626. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  12627. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  12628.  
  12629. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  12630. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  12631. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  12632.  
  12633. Use 1 boring binder clip + 1 McClusky file (page 1) + 1 McClusky file (page 2) + 1 McClusky file (page 3) + 1 McClusky file (page 4) + 1 McClusky file (page 5)
  12634. You acquire an item: McClusky file (complete)
  12635. > Turn(346): Starting with 190 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  12636. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 40.949999999999996
  12637. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 286.749371855331
  12638. > HP: 391/391, MP: 361/623
  12639. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  12640. > ML: 105 control: 10
  12641. > Ultrahydrated: 5
  12642. > Everything Looks Yellow: 37
  12643. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  12644. > The idden [sic] office!
  12645. > Hidden Office Progress: 1
  12646. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Office Building done, beep.
  12647.  
  12648. [347] The Hidden Office Building
  12649. Encounter: Wooof! Wooooooof!
  12650. Took choice 1106/2: +50% all stats for 30 turns
  12651. choice.php?whichchoice=1106&option=2&pwd
  12652. You acquire an effect: Adventurer's Best Friendship (30)
  12653. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  12654. > Turn(346): Starting with 190 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  12655. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 40.949999999999996
  12656. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 286.749371855331
  12657. > HP: 391/391, MP: 361/623
  12658. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  12659. > ML: 105 control: 10
  12660. > Ultrahydrated: 5
  12661. > Everything Looks Yellow: 37
  12662. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  12663. > The idden [sic] office!
  12664. > Hidden Office Progress: 1
  12665. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Office Building done, beep.
  12666.  
  12667. [347] The Hidden Office Building
  12668. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR pygmy janitor
  12669. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  12670. Round 1: pygmy janitor takes 2 damage.
  12671. Round 1: pygmy janitor takes 2 damage.
  12672. Round 1: pygmy janitor takes 3 damage.
  12673. Round 1: You lose 21 hit points
  12674. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  12675. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  12676. Round 2: pygmy janitor drops 9 attack power.
  12677. Round 2: pygmy janitor drops 11 defense.
  12678. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  12679. Round 3: pygmy janitor drops 25 attack power.
  12680. Round 3: pygmy janitor drops 25 defense.
  12681. Round 3: pygmy janitor drops 11 attack power.
  12682. Round 3: pygmy janitor drops 11 defense.
  12683. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  12684. Round 4: pygmy janitor takes 7 damage.
  12685. Round 4: pygmy janitor drops 10 attack power.
  12686. Round 4: pygmy janitor drops 9 defense.
  12687. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  12688. Round 5: pygmy janitor takes 14 damage.
  12689. Round 5: You gain 14 hit points
  12690. Round 5: pygmy janitor drops 10 attack power.
  12691. Round 5: pygmy janitor drops 12 defense.
  12692. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  12693. Round 6: pygmy janitor drops 9 attack power.
  12694. Round 6: pygmy janitor drops 9 defense.
  12695. Round 6: pygmy janitor drops 9 attack power.
  12696. Round 6: pygmy janitor drops 9 defense.
  12697. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  12698. Round 7: pygmy janitor takes 41 damage.
  12699. Round 7: pygmy janitor takes 41 damage.
  12700. Round 7: pygmy janitor drops 10 attack power.
  12701. Round 7: pygmy janitor drops 9 defense.
  12702. Round 7: pygmy janitor takes 3 damage.
  12703. Round 7: pygmy janitor takes 2 damage.
  12704. Round 7: pygmy janitor takes 3 damage.
  12705. Round 7: You lose 2 hit points
  12706. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  12707. Round 8: pygmy janitor takes 41 damage.
  12708. Round 8: pygmy janitor takes 82 damage.
  12709. Round 8: pygmy janitor drops 9 attack power.
  12710. Round 8: pygmy janitor drops 9 defense.
  12711. Round 8: pygmy janitor takes 3 damage.
  12712. Round 8: pygmy janitor takes 2 damage.
  12713. Round 8: pygmy janitor takes 5 damage.
  12714. Round 8: You lose 2 hit points
  12715. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  12716. Round 9: pygmy janitor takes 41 damage.
  12717. Round 9: pygmy janitor takes 41 damage.
  12718. Round 9: pygmy janitor drops 9 attack power.
  12719. Round 9: pygmy janitor drops 9 defense.
  12720. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  12721. You gain 144 Meat
  12722. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  12723. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  12724. You acquire an item: book of matches
  12725. You acquire an item: jungle floor wax
  12726. After Battle: Isabella suddenly starts twitching spasmodically and shouts "I made you a K'thatxae but I eated it!"
  12727. You acquire an item: BACON
  12728. After Battle: You gain 24 Strongness
  12729. After Battle: You gain 55 Magicalness
  12730. You gain a Mysticality point!
  12731. After Battle: You gain 18 Roguishness
  12732. You gain a Moxie point!
  12733.  
  12734. cast 5 Sauce Contemplation
  12735. You acquire an effect: Saucemastery (25)
  12736.  
  12737. cast 5 Manicotti Meditation
  12738. You acquire an effect: Pasta Oneness (25)
  12739. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  12740. > Turn(347): Starting with 189 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  12741. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 40.949999999999996
  12742. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 286.749371855331
  12743. > HP: 391/391, MP: 350/627
  12744. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  12745. > ML: 105 control: 10
  12746. > Ultrahydrated: 4
  12747. > Everything Looks Yellow: 36
  12748. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  12749. > The idden [sic] office!
  12750. > Hidden Office Progress: 1
  12751. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Office Building done, beep.
  12752.  
  12753. [348] The Hidden Office Building
  12754. Encounter: pygmy witch accountant NAMED NEIL
  12755. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  12756. Round 1: pygmy witch accountant takes 3 damage.
  12757. Round 1: pygmy witch accountant takes 1 damage.
  12758. Round 1: pygmy witch accountant takes 6 damage.
  12759. Round 1: You lose 22 hit points
  12760. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  12761. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  12762. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 21 damage.
  12763. Round 2: pygmy witch accountant takes 21 damage.
  12764. Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 attack power.
  12765. Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 10 defense.
  12766. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  12767. Round 3: pygmy witch accountant drops 25 attack power.
  12768. Round 3: pygmy witch accountant drops 24 defense.
  12769. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 19 damage.
  12770. Round 3: pygmy witch accountant takes 19 damage.
  12771. Round 3: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 attack power.
  12772. Round 3: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 defense.
  12773. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  12774. Round 4: pygmy witch accountant takes 7 damage.
  12775. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 25 damage.
  12776. Round 4: pygmy witch accountant takes 25 damage.
  12777. Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 attack power.
  12778. Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 defense.
  12779. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  12780. Round 5: pygmy witch accountant takes 10 damage.
  12781. Round 5: You gain 10 hit points
  12782. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 16 damage.
  12783. Round 5: pygmy witch accountant takes 16 damage.
  12784. Round 5: pygmy witch accountant drops 11 attack power.
  12785. Round 5: pygmy witch accountant drops 11 defense.
  12786. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  12787. Round 6: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 attack power.
  12788. Round 6: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 defense.
  12789. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 24 damage.
  12790. Round 6: pygmy witch accountant takes 24 damage.
  12791. Round 6: pygmy witch accountant drops 10 attack power.
  12792. Round 6: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 defense.
  12793. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  12794. Round 7: pygmy witch accountant takes 41 damage.
  12795. Round 7: pygmy witch accountant takes 41 damage.
  12796. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 19 damage.
  12797. Round 7: pygmy witch accountant takes 19 damage.
  12798. Round 7: pygmy witch accountant drops 10 attack power.
  12799. Round 7: pygmy witch accountant drops 11 defense.
  12800. Round 7: pygmy witch accountant takes 2 damage.
  12801. Round 7: pygmy witch accountant takes 1 damage.
  12802. Round 7: pygmy witch accountant takes 5 damage.
  12803. Round 7: You lose 6 hit points
  12804. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  12805. Round 8: pygmy witch accountant takes 41 damage.
  12806. Round 8: pygmy witch accountant takes 41 damage.
  12807. Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 27 damage.
  12808. Round 8: pygmy witch accountant takes 27 damage.
  12809. Round 8: pygmy witch accountant drops 9 attack power.
  12810. Round 8: pygmy witch accountant drops 10 defense.
  12811. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  12812. You gain 329 Meat
  12813. After Battle: Tingteng pirouettes in the air, searching for scattered items. Maybe he was a pierougi in a past life.
  12814. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  12815. You acquire an item: adder
  12816. You acquire an item: pygmy adder oil
  12817. You acquire an item: BACON
  12818. After Battle: You gain 22 Beefiness
  12819. After Battle: You gain 64 Magicalness
  12820. After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek
  12821.  
  12822. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  12823. You gain 9 hit points
  12824. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  12825. > Turn(348): Starting with 188 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  12826. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 40.949999999999996
  12827. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 286.749371855331
  12828. > HP: 391/391, MP: 335/627
  12829. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  12830. > ML: 105 control: 10
  12831. > Ultrahydrated: 3
  12832. > Everything Looks Yellow: 35
  12833. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  12834. > The idden [sic] office!
  12835. > Hidden Office Progress: 1
  12836. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Office Building done, beep.
  12837.  
  12838. [349] The Hidden Office Building
  12839. Encounter: Working Holiday
  12840. Took choice 786/1: Fight ancient protector spirit
  12841. choice.php?whichchoice=786&option=1&pwd
  12842. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR ancient protector spirit
  12843. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  12844. Round 1: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  12845. Round 1: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  12846. Round 1: ancient protector spirit takes 2 damage.
  12847. Round 1: You lose 12 hit points
  12848. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  12849. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  12850. Round 2: ancient protector spirit drops 9 attack power.
  12851. Round 2: ancient protector spirit drops 9 defense.
  12852. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  12853. Round 3: ancient protector spirit drops 26 attack power.
  12854. Round 3: ancient protector spirit drops 24 defense.
  12855. Round 3: ancient protector spirit drops 9 attack power.
  12856. Round 3: ancient protector spirit drops 12 defense.
  12857. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  12858. Round 4: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  12859. Round 4: ancient protector spirit drops 12 attack power.
  12860. Round 4: ancient protector spirit drops 12 defense.
  12861. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  12862. Round 5: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  12863. Round 5: You gain 1 hit point
  12864. Round 5: ancient protector spirit drops 9 attack power.
  12865. Round 5: ancient protector spirit drops 11 defense.
  12866. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  12867. Round 6: ancient protector spirit drops 10 attack power.
  12868. Round 6: ancient protector spirit drops 8 defense.
  12869. Round 6: ancient protector spirit drops 11 attack power.
  12870. Round 6: ancient protector spirit drops 9 defense.
  12871. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  12872. Round 7: ancient protector spirit takes 41 damage.
  12873. Round 7: ancient protector spirit takes 41 damage.
  12874. Round 7: ancient protector spirit drops 9 attack power.
  12875. Round 7: ancient protector spirit drops 9 defense.
  12876. Round 7: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  12877. Round 7: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  12878. Round 7: ancient protector spirit takes 2 damage.
  12879. Round 7: You lose 4 hit points
  12880. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  12881. Round 8: ancient protector spirit takes 41 damage.
  12882. Round 8: ancient protector spirit takes 41 damage.
  12883. Round 8: ancient protector spirit drops 9 attack power.
  12884. Round 8: ancient protector spirit drops 9 defense.
  12885. Round 8: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  12886. Round 8: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  12887. Round 8: ancient protector spirit takes 3 damage.
  12888. Round 8: You lose 6 hit points
  12889. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  12890. Round 9: ancient protector spirit takes 82 damage.
  12891. Round 9: ancient protector spirit takes 41 damage.
  12892. Round 9: ancient protector spirit drops 11 attack power.
  12893. Round 9: ancient protector spirit drops 10 defense.
  12894. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  12895. You acquire an item: crackling stone sphere
  12896. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  12897. After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness
  12898. Your familiar gains a pound: Isabella, the 16 lb. Intergnat
  12899. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  12900. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  12901. After Battle: Isabella freaks out and starts babbling "I used to be a K'thatxae but then I took an arrow to the knee..."
  12902. You acquire an item: BACON
  12903. After Battle: You gain 19 Fortitude
  12904. After Battle: You gain 60 Magicalness
  12905. After Battle: You gain 24 Cheek
  12906.  
  12907. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  12908. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  12909.  
  12910. cast 1 Scarysauce
  12911. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  12912.  
  12913. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  12914. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  12915.  
  12916. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  12917. You gain 14 hit points
  12918. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  12919. > Turn(349): Starting with 187 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  12920. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 40.949999999999996
  12921. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 288.2991053598372
  12922. > HP: 391/391, MP: 291/627
  12923. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  12924. > ML: 105 control: 10
  12925. > Ultrahydrated: 2
  12926. > Everything Looks Yellow: 34
  12927. > Found completed Hidden Office Building (11)
  12928. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  12929. > The idden [sic] bowling alley!
  12930.  
  12931. buy 1 Bowl of Scorpions for 475 each from The Hidden Tavern
  12932. You spent 475 Meat
  12933. You acquire an item: Bowl of Scorpions
  12934. > Hidden Bowling Alley Progress: 1
  12935. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Bowling Alley done, beep.
  12936.  
  12937. [350] The Hidden Bowling Alley
  12938. Encounter: pygmy orderlies AND TESLA!
  12939. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  12940. Round 1: pygmy orderlies takes 3 damage.
  12941. Round 1: pygmy orderlies takes 2 damage.
  12942. Round 1: pygmy orderlies takes 2 damage.
  12943. Round 1: You lose 22 hit points
  12944. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  12945. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  12946. Round 2: pygmy orderlies drops 9 attack power.
  12947. Round 2: pygmy orderlies drops 11 defense.
  12948. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  12949. Round 3: pygmy orderlies drops 25 attack power.
  12950. Round 3: pygmy orderlies drops 24 defense.
  12951. Round 3: pygmy orderlies drops 9 attack power.
  12952. Round 3: pygmy orderlies drops 9 defense.
  12953. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  12954. Round 4: pygmy orderlies takes 7 damage.
  12955. Round 4: pygmy orderlies drops 8 attack power.
  12956. Round 4: pygmy orderlies drops 9 defense.
  12957. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  12958. Round 5: pygmy orderlies takes 15 damage.
  12959. Round 5: You gain 15 hit points
  12960. Round 5: pygmy orderlies drops 9 attack power.
  12961. Round 5: pygmy orderlies drops 9 defense.
  12962. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  12963. Round 6: pygmy orderlies drops 9 attack power.
  12964. Round 6: pygmy orderlies drops 9 defense.
  12965. Round 6: pygmy orderlies drops 10 attack power.
  12966. Round 6: pygmy orderlies drops 9 defense.
  12967. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  12968. Round 7: pygmy orderlies takes 82 damage.
  12969. Round 7: pygmy orderlies takes 82 damage.
  12970. Round 7: pygmy orderlies drops 8 attack power.
  12971. Round 7: pygmy orderlies drops 9 defense.
  12972. Round 7: pygmy orderlies takes 4 damage.
  12973. Round 7: pygmy orderlies takes 1 damage.
  12974. Round 7: pygmy orderlies takes 6 damage.
  12975. Round 7: You lose 7 hit points
  12976. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  12977. Round 8: pygmy orderlies takes 82 damage.
  12978. Round 8: pygmy orderlies takes 82 damage.
  12979. Round 8: pygmy orderlies drops 9 attack power.
  12980. Round 8: pygmy orderlies drops 11 defense.
  12981. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  12982. After Battle: Tingteng looks more powerful...
  12983. You gain 468 Meat
  12984. After Battle: Tingteng pirouettes in the air, searching for scattered items. Maybe he was a pierougi in a past life.
  12985. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  12986. You acquire an item: compression stocking
  12987. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  12988. After Battle: You gain 77 Mana Points
  12989. You acquire an item: BACON
  12990. After Battle: You gain 20 Beefiness
  12991. You gain a Muscle point!
  12992. After Battle: You gain 66 Mysteriousness
  12993. After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm
  12994.  
  12995. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  12996. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  12997.  
  12998. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  12999. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  13000.  
  13001. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  13002. You gain 6 hit points
  13003. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  13004. > Turn(350): Starting with 186 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  13005. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 41.2125
  13006. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 289.2991053598372
  13007. > HP: 394/394, MP: 332/627
  13008. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  13009. > ML: 105 control: 10
  13010. > Ultrahydrated: 1
  13011. > Everything Looks Yellow: 33
  13012. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  13013. > The idden [sic] bowling alley!
  13014. > Hidden Bowling Alley Progress: 1
  13015. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Bowling Alley done, beep.
  13016.  
  13017. [351] The Hidden Bowling Alley
  13018. Encounter: pygmy orderlies AND TESLA!
  13019. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  13020. Round 1: pygmy orderlies takes 3 damage.
  13021. Round 1: pygmy orderlies takes 1 damage.
  13022. Round 1: pygmy orderlies takes 6 damage.
  13023. Round 1: You lose 21 hit points
  13024. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  13025. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  13026. Round 2: pygmy orderlies drops 9 attack power.
  13027. Round 2: pygmy orderlies drops 10 defense.
  13028. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  13029. Round 3: pygmy orderlies drops 25 attack power.
  13030. Round 3: pygmy orderlies drops 24 defense.
  13031. Round 3: pygmy orderlies drops 10 attack power.
  13032. Round 3: pygmy orderlies drops 11 defense.
  13033. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  13034. Round 4: pygmy orderlies takes 7 damage.
  13035. Round 4: pygmy orderlies drops 8 attack power.
  13036. Round 4: pygmy orderlies drops 8 defense.
  13037. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  13038. Round 5: pygmy orderlies takes 14 damage.
  13039. Round 5: You gain 14 hit points
  13040. Round 5: pygmy orderlies drops 9 attack power.
  13041. Round 5: pygmy orderlies drops 10 defense.
  13042. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  13043. Round 6: pygmy orderlies drops 9 attack power.
  13044. Round 6: pygmy orderlies drops 9 defense.
  13045. Round 6: pygmy orderlies drops 10 attack power.
  13046. Round 6: pygmy orderlies drops 9 defense.
  13047. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  13048. Round 7: pygmy orderlies takes 82 damage.
  13049. Round 7: pygmy orderlies takes 82 damage.
  13050. Round 7: pygmy orderlies drops 9 attack power.
  13051. Round 7: pygmy orderlies drops 10 defense.
  13052. Round 7: pygmy orderlies takes 3 damage.
  13053. Round 7: pygmy orderlies takes 2 damage.
  13054. Round 7: pygmy orderlies takes 2 damage.
  13055. Round 7: You lose 7 hit points
  13056. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  13057. Round 8: pygmy orderlies takes 82 damage.
  13058. Round 8: pygmy orderlies takes 82 damage.
  13059. Round 8: pygmy orderlies drops 8 attack power.
  13060. Round 8: pygmy orderlies drops 8 defense.
  13061. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  13062. You gain 434 Meat
  13063. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  13064. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  13065. You acquire an item: pill cup
  13066. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  13067. After Battle: You gain 79 Mana Points
  13068. You acquire an item: BACON
  13069. After Battle: You gain 15 Fortitude
  13070. After Battle: You gain 69 Mysteriousness
  13071. After Battle: You gain 19 Roguishness
  13072.  
  13073. cast 1 Wry Smile
  13074. You acquire an effect: Wry Smile (10)
  13075.  
  13076. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  13077. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  13078.  
  13079. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  13080. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  13081.  
  13082. cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
  13083. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
  13084.  
  13085. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  13086. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  13087.  
  13088. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  13089. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  13090.  
  13091. cast 1 Astral Shell
  13092. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  13093.  
  13094. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  13095. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  13096.  
  13097. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  13098. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  13099.  
  13100. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  13101. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  13102.  
  13103. cast 1 Blubber Up
  13104. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  13105.  
  13106. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  13107. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  13108.  
  13109. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  13110. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  13111.  
  13112. cast 1 Disco Fever
  13113. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  13114.  
  13115. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  13116. You gain 4 hit points
  13117. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  13118. > Turn(351): Starting with 185 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  13119. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 41.2125
  13120. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 289.2991053598372
  13121. > HP: 394/394, MP: 210/627
  13122. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  13123. > ML: 105 control: 10
  13124. > Everything Looks Yellow: 32
  13125. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  13126. > The idden [sic] bowling alley!
  13127. > Hidden Bowling Alley Progress: 1
  13128. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Bowling Alley done, beep.
  13129.  
  13130. [352] The Hidden Bowling Alley
  13131. Encounter: pygmy bowler WITH SCIENCE!
  13132. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  13133. Round 1: pygmy bowler takes 3 damage.
  13134. Round 1: pygmy bowler takes 2 damage.
  13135. Round 1: pygmy bowler takes 3 damage.
  13136. Round 1: You lose 23 hit points
  13137. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  13138. Round 1: Arbos casts TRANSCENDENT OLFACTION!
  13139. You acquire an effect: On the Trail (40)
  13140. Round 2: pygmy bowler takes 3 damage.
  13141. Round 2: pygmy bowler takes 2 damage.
  13142. Round 2: pygmy bowler takes 6 damage.
  13143. Round 2: You lose 12 hit points
  13144. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  13145. Round 3: pygmy bowler drops 9 attack power.
  13146. Round 3: pygmy bowler drops 12 defense.
  13147. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  13148. Round 4: pygmy bowler drops 25 attack power.
  13149. Round 4: pygmy bowler drops 23 defense.
  13150. Round 4: pygmy bowler drops 12 attack power.
  13151. Round 4: pygmy bowler drops 9 defense.
  13152. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  13153. Round 5: pygmy bowler takes 7 damage.
  13154. Round 5: pygmy bowler drops 9 attack power.
  13155. Round 5: pygmy bowler drops 11 defense.
  13156. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  13157. Round 6: pygmy bowler takes 14 damage.
  13158. Round 6: You gain 14 hit points
  13159. Round 6: pygmy bowler drops 9 attack power.
  13160. Round 6: pygmy bowler drops 9 defense.
  13161. Round 6: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  13162. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  13163. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  13164. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  13165. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Robinson's Sixth Law of Acceleration says what goes down must come back!"
  13166. You acquire an item: BACON
  13167. After Battle: You gain 20 Beefiness
  13168. After Battle: You gain 61 Wizardliness
  13169. You gain a Mysticality point!
  13170. After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah
  13171.  
  13172. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  13173. You gain 11 hit points
  13174. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  13175. > Turn(352): Starting with 184 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  13176. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 41.35714285714286
  13177. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 289.2991053598372
  13178. > HP: 394/394, MP: 160/630
  13179. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  13180. > ML: 105 control: 10
  13181. > Everything Looks Yellow: 31
  13182. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  13183. > The idden [sic] bowling alley!
  13184. > Hidden Bowling Alley Progress: 1
  13185. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Bowling Alley done, beep.
  13186.  
  13187. [353] The Hidden Bowling Alley
  13188. Encounter: pygmy bowler WITH BACON!!!
  13189. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  13190. Round 1: pygmy bowler takes 4 damage.
  13191. Round 1: pygmy bowler takes 1 damage.
  13192. Round 1: pygmy bowler takes 2 damage.
  13193. Round 1: You lose 23 hit points
  13194. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  13195. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  13196. Round 2: pygmy bowler drops 12 attack power.
  13197. Round 2: pygmy bowler drops 9 defense.
  13198. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  13199. Round 3: pygmy bowler drops 25 attack power.
  13200. Round 3: pygmy bowler drops 23 defense.
  13201. Round 3: pygmy bowler drops 10 attack power.
  13202. Round 3: pygmy bowler drops 10 defense.
  13203. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  13204. Round 4: pygmy bowler takes 7 damage.
  13205. Round 4: pygmy bowler drops 10 attack power.
  13206. Round 4: pygmy bowler drops 11 defense.
  13207. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  13208. Round 5: pygmy bowler takes 14 damage.
  13209. Round 5: You gain 14 hit points
  13210. Round 5: pygmy bowler drops 11 attack power.
  13211. Round 5: pygmy bowler drops 9 defense.
  13212. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  13213. Round 6: pygmy bowler drops 9 attack power.
  13214. Round 6: pygmy bowler drops 8 defense.
  13215. Round 6: pygmy bowler drops 9 attack power.
  13216. Round 6: pygmy bowler drops 9 defense.
  13217. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  13218. Round 7: pygmy bowler takes 41 damage.
  13219. Round 7: pygmy bowler takes 41 damage.
  13220. Round 7: pygmy bowler drops 9 attack power.
  13221. Round 7: pygmy bowler drops 11 defense.
  13222. Round 7: pygmy bowler takes 2 damage.
  13223. Round 7: pygmy bowler takes 2 damage.
  13224. Round 7: pygmy bowler takes 5 damage.
  13225. Round 7: You lose 7 hit points
  13226. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  13227. Round 8: pygmy bowler takes 41 damage.
  13228. Round 8: pygmy bowler takes 41 damage.
  13229. Round 8: pygmy bowler drops 9 attack power.
  13230. Round 8: pygmy bowler drops 10 defense.
  13231. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  13232. Round 9: pygmy bowler takes 41 damage.
  13233. Round 9: pygmy bowler takes 41 damage.
  13234. Round 9: pygmy bowler drops 9 attack power.
  13235. Round 9: pygmy bowler drops 12 defense.
  13236. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  13237. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  13238. After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
  13239. You gain 270 Meat
  13240. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  13241. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  13242. You acquire an item: bowling ball
  13243. You acquire an item: imitation White Russian
  13244. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  13245. After Battle: You gain 23 Beefiness
  13246. After Battle: You gain 52 Wizardliness
  13247. After Battle: You gain 24 Cheek
  13248.  
  13249. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  13250. You gain 5 hit points
  13251. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  13252. > Turn(353): Starting with 183 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  13253. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 41.35714285714286
  13254. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 289.2991053598372
  13255. > HP: 394/394, MP: 138/630
  13256. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  13257. > ML: 105 control: 10
  13258. > Everything Looks Yellow: 30
  13259. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  13260. > The idden [sic] bowling alley!
  13261. > Hidden Bowling Alley Progress: 1
  13262. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Bowling Alley done, beep.
  13263.  
  13264. [354] The Hidden Bowling Alley
  13265. Encounter: Life is Like a Cherry of Bowls
  13266. Took choice 788/1: Get stats, on 5th visit, fight ancient protector spirit (5 visits left
  13267. choice.php?whichchoice=788&option=1&pwd
  13268. You gain 25 Beefiness
  13269. You gain 38 Magicalness
  13270. You gain 23 Roguishness
  13271.  
  13272. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  13273. You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10)
  13274. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  13275. > Turn(354): Starting with 182 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  13276. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 41.35714285714286
  13277. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 289.2991053598372
  13278. > HP: 394/394, MP: 110/630
  13279. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  13280. > ML: 105 control: 10
  13281. > Everything Looks Yellow: 29
  13282. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  13283. > The idden [sic] bowling alley!
  13284. > Hidden Bowling Alley Progress: 2
  13285. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Bowling Alley done, beep.
  13286. > Restoring MP! Currently at 394 of 394 HP, 110 of 630 MP, current meat: 7941 ... Target MP = 315.
  13287. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  13288. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  13289.  
  13290. buy 21 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  13291. You spent 1,596 Meat
  13292. You acquire black cherry soda (21)
  13293.  
  13294. use 21 black cherry soda
  13295. You gain 210 Mana Points
  13296.  
  13297. [355] The Hidden Bowling Alley
  13298. Encounter: pygmy bowler WITH BACON!!!
  13299. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  13300. Round 1: pygmy bowler takes 4 damage.
  13301. Round 1: pygmy bowler takes 1 damage.
  13302. Round 1: pygmy bowler takes 6 damage.
  13303. Round 1: You lose 22 hit points
  13304. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  13305. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  13306. Round 2: pygmy bowler drops 11 attack power.
  13307. Round 2: pygmy bowler drops 10 defense.
  13308. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  13309. Round 3: pygmy bowler drops 25 attack power.
  13310. Round 3: pygmy bowler drops 24 defense.
  13311. Round 3: pygmy bowler drops 9 attack power.
  13312. Round 3: pygmy bowler drops 8 defense.
  13313. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  13314. Round 4: pygmy bowler takes 7 damage.
  13315. Round 4: pygmy bowler drops 11 attack power.
  13316. Round 4: pygmy bowler drops 9 defense.
  13317. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  13318. Round 5: pygmy bowler takes 14 damage.
  13319. Round 5: You gain 14 hit points
  13320. Round 5: pygmy bowler drops 9 attack power.
  13321. Round 5: pygmy bowler drops 9 defense.
  13322. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  13323. Round 6: pygmy bowler drops 9 attack power.
  13324. Round 6: pygmy bowler drops 9 defense.
  13325. Round 6: pygmy bowler drops 9 attack power.
  13326. Round 6: pygmy bowler drops 10 defense.
  13327. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  13328. Round 7: pygmy bowler takes 41 damage.
  13329. Round 7: pygmy bowler takes 41 damage.
  13330. Round 7: pygmy bowler drops 9 attack power.
  13331. Round 7: pygmy bowler drops 9 defense.
  13332. Round 7: pygmy bowler takes 4 damage.
  13333. Round 7: pygmy bowler takes 1 damage.
  13334. Round 7: pygmy bowler takes 6 damage.
  13335. Round 7: You lose 4 hit points
  13336. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  13337. Round 8: pygmy bowler takes 41 damage.
  13338. Round 8: pygmy bowler takes 41 damage.
  13339. Round 8: pygmy bowler drops 9 attack power.
  13340. Round 8: pygmy bowler drops 10 defense.
  13341. Round 8: pygmy bowler takes 2 damage.
  13342. Round 8: pygmy bowler takes 1 damage.
  13343. Round 8: pygmy bowler takes 3 damage.
  13344. Round 8: You lose 5 hit points
  13345. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  13346. Round 9: pygmy bowler takes 41 damage.
  13347. Round 9: pygmy bowler takes 41 damage.
  13348. Round 9: pygmy bowler drops 11 attack power.
  13349. Round 9: pygmy bowler drops 10 defense.
  13350. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  13351. You gain 273 Meat
  13352. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  13353. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  13354. You acquire an item: bowling ball
  13355. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  13356. After Battle: You gain 23 Strongness
  13357. After Battle: You gain 64 Enchantedness
  13358. After Battle: You gain 15 Smarm
  13359. You gain a Moxie point!
  13360.  
  13361. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  13362. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  13363.  
  13364. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  13365. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  13366.  
  13367. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  13368. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  13369.  
  13370. cast 1 Scarysauce
  13371. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  13372.  
  13373. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  13374. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  13375.  
  13376. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  13377. You gain 6 hit points
  13378. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  13379. > Turn(355): Starting with 181 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  13380. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 41.35714285714286
  13381. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 289.2991053598372
  13382. > HP: 394/394, MP: 254/630
  13383. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  13384. > ML: 105 control: 10
  13385. > Everything Looks Yellow: 28
  13386. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  13387. > The idden [sic] bowling alley!
  13388. > Hidden Bowling Alley Progress: 2
  13389. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Bowling Alley done, beep.
  13390.  
  13391. [356] The Hidden Bowling Alley
  13392. Encounter: Wooof! Wooooooof!
  13393. Took choice 1106/3: acquire familiar food
  13394. choice.php?whichchoice=1106&option=3&pwd
  13395. You acquire an item: Ghost Dog Chow
  13396. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  13397. > Turn(355): Starting with 181 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  13398. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 41.35714285714286
  13399. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 289.2991053598372
  13400. > HP: 394/394, MP: 254/630
  13401. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  13402. > ML: 105 control: 10
  13403. > Everything Looks Yellow: 28
  13404. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  13405. > The idden [sic] bowling alley!
  13406. > Hidden Bowling Alley Progress: 2
  13407. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Bowling Alley done, beep.
  13408.  
  13409. [356] The Hidden Bowling Alley
  13410. Encounter: Life is Like a Cherry of Bowls
  13411. Took choice 788/1: Get stats, on 5th visit, fight ancient protector spirit (4 visits left
  13412. choice.php?whichchoice=788&option=1&pwd
  13413. You gain 25 Strongness
  13414. You gain 32 Wizardliness
  13415. You gain 21 Chutzpah
  13416.  
  13417. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  13418. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  13419.  
  13420. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  13421. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
  13422.  
  13423. cast 1 Astral Shell
  13424. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  13425.  
  13426. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  13427. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  13428.  
  13429. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  13430. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  13431.  
  13432. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  13433. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  13434. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  13435. > Turn(356): Starting with 180 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  13436. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 41.35714285714286
  13437. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 289.2991053598372
  13438. > HP: 394/394, MP: 190/630
  13439. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  13440. > ML: 105 control: 10
  13441. > Everything Looks Yellow: 27
  13442. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  13443. > The idden [sic] bowling alley!
  13444. > Hidden Bowling Alley Progress: 3
  13445. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Bowling Alley done, beep.
  13446.  
  13447. [357] The Hidden Bowling Alley
  13448. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR pygmy bowler
  13449. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  13450. Round 1: pygmy bowler takes 2 damage.
  13451. Round 1: pygmy bowler takes 1 damage.
  13452. Round 1: pygmy bowler takes 3 damage.
  13453. Round 1: You lose 22 hit points
  13454. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  13455. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  13456. Round 2: pygmy bowler drops 11 attack power.
  13457. Round 2: pygmy bowler drops 10 defense.
  13458. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  13459. Round 3: pygmy bowler drops 25 attack power.
  13460. Round 3: pygmy bowler drops 23 defense.
  13461. Round 3: pygmy bowler drops 9 attack power.
  13462. Round 3: pygmy bowler drops 8 defense.
  13463. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  13464. Round 4: pygmy bowler takes 7 damage.
  13465. Round 4: pygmy bowler drops 8 attack power.
  13466. Round 4: pygmy bowler drops 8 defense.
  13467. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  13468. Round 5: pygmy bowler takes 14 damage.
  13469. Round 5: You gain 14 hit points
  13470. Round 5: pygmy bowler drops 9 attack power.
  13471. Round 5: pygmy bowler drops 11 defense.
  13472. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  13473. Round 6: pygmy bowler drops 9 attack power.
  13474. Round 6: pygmy bowler drops 8 defense.
  13475. Round 6: pygmy bowler drops 10 attack power.
  13476. Round 6: pygmy bowler drops 9 defense.
  13477. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  13478. Round 7: pygmy bowler takes 41 damage.
  13479. Round 7: pygmy bowler takes 41 damage.
  13480. Round 7: pygmy bowler drops 9 attack power.
  13481. Round 7: pygmy bowler drops 11 defense.
  13482. Round 7: pygmy bowler takes 3 damage.
  13483. Round 7: pygmy bowler takes 1 damage.
  13484. Round 7: pygmy bowler takes 5 damage.
  13485. Round 7: You lose 7 hit points
  13486. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  13487. Round 8: pygmy bowler takes 41 damage.
  13488. Round 8: pygmy bowler takes 41 damage.
  13489. Round 8: pygmy bowler drops 12 attack power.
  13490. Round 8: pygmy bowler drops 9 defense.
  13491. Round 8: pygmy bowler takes 4 damage.
  13492. Round 8: pygmy bowler takes 2 damage.
  13493. Round 8: pygmy bowler takes 6 damage.
  13494. Round 8: You lose 4 hit points
  13495. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  13496. Round 9: pygmy bowler takes 41 damage.
  13497. Round 9: pygmy bowler takes 41 damage.
  13498. Round 9: pygmy bowler drops 8 attack power.
  13499. Round 9: pygmy bowler drops 8 defense.
  13500. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  13501. After Battle: You gain 4 Strongness
  13502. You gain 258 Meat
  13503. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  13504. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  13505. You acquire an item: bowling ball
  13506. You acquire an item: imitation White Russian
  13507. After Battle: Isabella suddenly starts twitching spasmodically and shouts "I made you a Neil but I eated it!"
  13508. You acquire an item: BACON
  13509. After Battle: You gain 18 Strengthliness
  13510. After Battle: You gain 61 Enchantedness
  13511. You gain a Mysticality point!
  13512. After Battle: You gain 21 Cheek
  13513.  
  13514. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  13515. You gain 13 hit points
  13516. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  13517. > Turn(357): Starting with 179 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  13518. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 41.35714285714286
  13519. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 289.2991053598372
  13520. > HP: 395/395, MP: 169/634
  13521. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  13522. > ML: 105 control: 10
  13523. > Everything Looks Yellow: 26
  13524. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  13525. > The idden [sic] bowling alley!
  13526. > Hidden Bowling Alley Progress: 3
  13527. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Bowling Alley done, beep.
  13528.  
  13529. [358] The Hidden Bowling Alley
  13530. Encounter: Life is Like a Cherry of Bowls
  13531. Took choice 788/1: Get stats, on 5th visit, fight ancient protector spirit (3 visits left
  13532. choice.php?whichchoice=788&option=1&pwd
  13533. You gain 24 Strengthliness
  13534. You gain 33 Mysteriousness
  13535. You gain 22 Chutzpah
  13536. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  13537. > Turn(358): Starting with 178 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  13538. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 41.35714285714286
  13539. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 289.2991053598372
  13540. > HP: 395/395, MP: 180/634
  13541. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  13542. > ML: 105 control: 10
  13543. > Everything Looks Yellow: 25
  13544. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  13545. > The idden [sic] bowling alley!
  13546. > Hidden Bowling Alley Progress: 4
  13547. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Bowling Alley done, beep.
  13548.  
  13549. [359] The Hidden Bowling Alley
  13550. Encounter: pygmy janitor WITH BACON!!!
  13551. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  13552. Round 1: pygmy janitor takes 3 damage.
  13553. Round 1: pygmy janitor takes 2 damage.
  13554. Round 1: pygmy janitor takes 6 damage.
  13555. Round 1: You lose 20 hit points
  13556. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  13557. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  13558. Round 2: pygmy janitor drops 8 attack power.
  13559. Round 2: pygmy janitor drops 11 defense.
  13560. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  13561. Round 3: pygmy janitor drops 24 attack power.
  13562. Round 3: pygmy janitor drops 25 defense.
  13563. Round 3: pygmy janitor drops 11 attack power.
  13564. Round 3: pygmy janitor drops 9 defense.
  13565. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  13566. Round 4: pygmy janitor takes 7 damage.
  13567. Round 4: pygmy janitor drops 11 attack power.
  13568. Round 4: pygmy janitor drops 10 defense.
  13569. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  13570. Round 5: pygmy janitor takes 14 damage.
  13571. Round 5: You gain 14 hit points
  13572. Round 5: pygmy janitor drops 10 attack power.
  13573. Round 5: pygmy janitor drops 9 defense.
  13574. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  13575. Round 6: pygmy janitor drops 9 attack power.
  13576. Round 6: pygmy janitor drops 9 defense.
  13577. Round 6: pygmy janitor drops 9 attack power.
  13578. Round 6: pygmy janitor drops 8 defense.
  13579. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  13580. Round 7: pygmy janitor takes 41 damage.
  13581. Round 7: pygmy janitor takes 41 damage.
  13582. Round 7: pygmy janitor drops 8 attack power.
  13583. Round 7: pygmy janitor drops 9 defense.
  13584. Round 7: pygmy janitor takes 3 damage.
  13585. Round 7: pygmy janitor takes 2 damage.
  13586. Round 7: pygmy janitor takes 6 damage.
  13587. Round 7: You lose 2 hit points
  13588. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  13589. Round 8: pygmy janitor takes 41 damage.
  13590. Round 8: pygmy janitor takes 41 damage.
  13591. Round 8: pygmy janitor drops 9 attack power.
  13592. Round 8: pygmy janitor drops 10 defense.
  13593. Round 8: pygmy janitor takes 2 damage.
  13594. Round 8: pygmy janitor takes 2 damage.
  13595. Round 8: pygmy janitor takes 4 damage.
  13596. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
  13597. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  13598. Round 9: pygmy janitor takes 41 damage.
  13599. Round 9: pygmy janitor takes 41 damage.
  13600. Round 9: pygmy janitor drops 9 attack power.
  13601. Round 9: pygmy janitor drops 10 defense.
  13602. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  13603. You gain 161 Meat
  13604. After Battle: Tingteng pirouettes in the air, searching for scattered items. Maybe he was a pierougi in a past life.
  13605. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  13606. You acquire an item: book of matches
  13607. You acquire an item: short-handled mop
  13608. You acquire an item: jungle floor wax
  13609. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  13610. After Battle: You gain 21 Beefiness
  13611. After Battle: You gain 48 Wizardliness
  13612. After Battle: You gain 24 Smarm
  13613.  
  13614. cast 1 Scarysauce
  13615. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  13616.  
  13617. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  13618. You gain 1 hit point
  13619. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  13620. > Turn(359): Starting with 177 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  13621. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 41.35714285714286
  13622. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 289.2991053598372
  13623. > HP: 395/395, MP: 149/634
  13624. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  13625. > ML: 105 control: 10
  13626. > Everything Looks Yellow: 24
  13627. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  13628. > The idden [sic] bowling alley!
  13629. > Hidden Bowling Alley Progress: 4
  13630. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Bowling Alley done, beep.
  13631.  
  13632. [360] The Hidden Bowling Alley
  13633. Encounter: pygmy bowler NAMED NEIL
  13634. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  13635. Round 1: pygmy bowler takes 3 damage.
  13636. Round 1: pygmy bowler takes 2 damage.
  13637. Round 1: pygmy bowler takes 5 damage.
  13638. Round 1: You lose 23 hit points
  13639. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  13640. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  13641. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 15 damage.
  13642. Round 2: pygmy bowler takes 15 damage.
  13643. Round 2: pygmy bowler drops 10 attack power.
  13644. Round 2: pygmy bowler drops 10 defense.
  13645. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  13646. Round 3: pygmy bowler drops 26 attack power.
  13647. Round 3: pygmy bowler drops 23 defense.
  13648. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 19 damage.
  13649. Round 3: pygmy bowler takes 19 damage.
  13650. Round 3: pygmy bowler drops 9 attack power.
  13651. Round 3: pygmy bowler drops 9 defense.
  13652. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  13653. Round 4: pygmy bowler takes 7 damage.
  13654. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 22 damage.
  13655. Round 4: pygmy bowler takes 22 damage.
  13656. Round 4: pygmy bowler drops 11 attack power.
  13657. Round 4: pygmy bowler drops 9 defense.
  13658. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  13659. Round 5: pygmy bowler takes 12 damage.
  13660. Round 5: You gain 12 hit points
  13661. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 22 damage.
  13662. Round 5: pygmy bowler takes 22 damage.
  13663. Round 5: pygmy bowler drops 9 attack power.
  13664. Round 5: pygmy bowler drops 8 defense.
  13665. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  13666. Round 6: pygmy bowler drops 9 attack power.
  13667. Round 6: pygmy bowler drops 9 defense.
  13668. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 16 damage.
  13669. Round 6: pygmy bowler takes 16 damage.
  13670. Round 6: pygmy bowler drops 9 attack power.
  13671. Round 6: pygmy bowler drops 9 defense.
  13672. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  13673. Round 7: pygmy bowler takes 41 damage.
  13674. Round 7: pygmy bowler takes 41 damage.
  13675. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 25 damage.
  13676. Round 7: pygmy bowler takes 25 damage.
  13677. Round 7: pygmy bowler drops 9 attack power.
  13678. Round 7: pygmy bowler drops 11 defense.
  13679. Round 7: pygmy bowler takes 2 damage.
  13680. Round 7: pygmy bowler takes 1 damage.
  13681. Round 7: pygmy bowler takes 2 damage.
  13682. Round 7: You lose 7 hit points
  13683. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  13684. Round 8: pygmy bowler takes 41 damage.
  13685. Round 8: pygmy bowler takes 41 damage.
  13686. Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 26 damage.
  13687. Round 8: pygmy bowler takes 26 damage.
  13688. Round 8: pygmy bowler drops 9 attack power.
  13689. Round 8: pygmy bowler drops 9 defense.
  13690. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  13691. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  13692. You gain 254 Meat
  13693. After Battle: Tingteng whirls around picking up items, like a little couscous tornado.
  13694. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  13695. You acquire an item: bowling ball
  13696. You acquire an item: imitation White Russian
  13697. You acquire an item: BACON
  13698. After Battle: You gain 23 Muscleboundness
  13699. After Battle: You gain 69 Magicalness
  13700. After Battle: You gain 14 Cheek
  13701.  
  13702. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  13703. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  13704.  
  13705. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  13706. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  13707.  
  13708. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  13709. You gain 10 hit points
  13710. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  13711. > Turn(360): Starting with 176 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  13712. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 41.35714285714286
  13713. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 289.2991053598372
  13714. > HP: 395/395, MP: 112/634
  13715. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  13716. > ML: 105 control: 10
  13717. > Everything Looks Yellow: 23
  13718. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  13719. > The idden [sic] bowling alley!
  13720. > Hidden Bowling Alley Progress: 4
  13721. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Bowling Alley done, beep.
  13722. > Restoring MP! Currently at 395 of 395 HP, 112 of 634 MP, current meat: 7291 ... Target MP = 317.
  13723. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  13724. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  13725.  
  13726. buy 21 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  13727. You spent 1,596 Meat
  13728. You acquire black cherry soda (21)
  13729.  
  13730. use 21 black cherry soda
  13731. You gain 215 Mana Points
  13732.  
  13733. [361] The Hidden Bowling Alley
  13734. Encounter: Life is Like a Cherry of Bowls
  13735. Took choice 788/1: Get stats, on 5th visit, fight ancient protector spirit (2 visits left
  13736. choice.php?whichchoice=788&option=1&pwd
  13737. You gain 21 Strengthliness
  13738. You gain 34 Mysteriousness
  13739. You gain 23 Sarcasm
  13740.  
  13741. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  13742. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  13743.  
  13744. cast 1 Wry Smile
  13745. You acquire an effect: Wry Smile (10)
  13746.  
  13747. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  13748. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  13749.  
  13750. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  13751. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  13752.  
  13753. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  13754. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  13755.  
  13756. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  13757. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  13758.  
  13759. cast 1 Astral Shell
  13760. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  13761.  
  13762. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  13763. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  13764.  
  13765. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  13766. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  13767.  
  13768. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  13769. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  13770.  
  13771. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  13772. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  13773.  
  13774. cast 1 Blubber Up
  13775. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  13776.  
  13777. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  13778. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  13779.  
  13780. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  13781. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  13782.  
  13783. cast 1 Disco Fever
  13784. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  13785. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  13786. > Turn(361): Starting with 175 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  13787. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 41.35714285714286
  13788. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 289.2991053598372
  13789. > HP: 395/395, MP: 179/634
  13790. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  13791. > ML: 105 control: 10
  13792. > Everything Looks Yellow: 22
  13793. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  13794. > The idden [sic] bowling alley!
  13795. > Hidden Bowling Alley Progress: 5
  13796. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Bowling Alley done, beep.
  13797.  
  13798. [362] The Hidden Bowling Alley
  13799. Encounter: pygmy bowler AND TESLA!
  13800. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  13801. Round 1: pygmy bowler takes 4 damage.
  13802. Round 1: pygmy bowler takes 2 damage.
  13803. Round 1: pygmy bowler takes 4 damage.
  13804. Round 1: You lose 11 hit points
  13805. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  13806. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  13807. Round 2: pygmy bowler drops 8 attack power.
  13808. Round 2: pygmy bowler drops 8 defense.
  13809. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  13810. Round 3: pygmy bowler drops 25 attack power.
  13811. Round 3: pygmy bowler drops 24 defense.
  13812. Round 3: pygmy bowler drops 12 attack power.
  13813. Round 3: pygmy bowler drops 9 defense.
  13814. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  13815. Round 4: pygmy bowler takes 7 damage.
  13816. Round 4: pygmy bowler drops 10 attack power.
  13817. Round 4: pygmy bowler drops 9 defense.
  13818. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  13819. Round 5: pygmy bowler takes 14 damage.
  13820. Round 5: You gain 14 hit points
  13821. Round 5: pygmy bowler drops 9 attack power.
  13822. Round 5: pygmy bowler drops 9 defense.
  13823. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  13824. Round 6: pygmy bowler drops 9 attack power.
  13825. Round 6: pygmy bowler drops 9 defense.
  13826. Round 6: pygmy bowler drops 9 attack power.
  13827. Round 6: pygmy bowler drops 11 defense.
  13828. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  13829. Round 7: pygmy bowler takes 41 damage.
  13830. Round 7: pygmy bowler takes 41 damage.
  13831. Round 7: pygmy bowler drops 9 attack power.
  13832. Round 7: pygmy bowler drops 10 defense.
  13833. Round 7: pygmy bowler takes 4 damage.
  13834. Round 7: pygmy bowler takes 1 damage.
  13835. Round 7: pygmy bowler takes 3 damage.
  13836. Round 7: You lose 7 hit points
  13837. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  13838. Round 8: pygmy bowler takes 41 damage.
  13839. Round 8: pygmy bowler takes 41 damage.
  13840. Round 8: pygmy bowler drops 9 attack power.
  13841. Round 8: pygmy bowler drops 9 defense.
  13842. Round 8: pygmy bowler takes 3 damage.
  13843. Round 8: pygmy bowler takes 2 damage.
  13844. Round 8: pygmy bowler takes 2 damage.
  13845. Round 8: You lose 5 hit points
  13846. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  13847. Round 9: pygmy bowler takes 41 damage.
  13848. Round 9: pygmy bowler takes 82 damage.
  13849. Round 9: pygmy bowler drops 10 attack power.
  13850. Round 9: pygmy bowler drops 8 defense.
  13851. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  13852. After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek
  13853. You gain 249 Meat
  13854. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  13855. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  13856. You acquire an item: bowling ball
  13857. You acquire an item: tiny bowler
  13858. You acquire an item: imitation White Russian
  13859. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  13860. After Battle: You gain 67 Mana Points
  13861. You acquire an item: BACON
  13862. After Battle: You gain 19 Strengthliness
  13863. After Battle: You gain 69 Magicalness
  13864. You gain a Mysticality point!
  13865. After Battle: You gain 16 Cheek
  13866.  
  13867. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  13868. You gain 4 hit points
  13869. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  13870. > Turn(362): Starting with 174 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  13871. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 41.35714285714286
  13872. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 289.2991053598372
  13873. > HP: 395/395, MP: 223/636
  13874. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  13875. > ML: 105 control: 10
  13876. > Everything Looks Yellow: 21
  13877. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  13878. > The idden [sic] bowling alley!
  13879. > Hidden Bowling Alley Progress: 5
  13880. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Bowling Alley done, beep.
  13881.  
  13882. [363] The Hidden Bowling Alley
  13883. Encounter: Life is Like a Cherry of Bowls
  13884. Took choice 788/1: Get stats, on 5th visit, fight ancient protector spirit (1 visit left
  13885. choice.php?whichchoice=788&option=1&pwd
  13886. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR ancient protector spirit
  13887. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  13888. Round 1: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  13889. Round 1: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  13890. Round 1: ancient protector spirit takes 5 damage.
  13891. Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
  13892. Adjusted combat item count: bowling ball
  13893. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  13894. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  13895. Round 2: ancient protector spirit drops 9 attack power.
  13896. Round 2: ancient protector spirit drops 11 defense.
  13897. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  13898. Round 3: ancient protector spirit drops 26 attack power.
  13899. Round 3: ancient protector spirit drops 24 defense.
  13900. Round 3: ancient protector spirit drops 8 attack power.
  13901. Round 3: ancient protector spirit drops 8 defense.
  13902. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  13903. Round 4: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  13904. Round 4: ancient protector spirit drops 9 attack power.
  13905. Round 4: ancient protector spirit drops 9 defense.
  13906. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  13907. Round 5: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  13908. Round 5: You gain 1 hit point
  13909. Round 5: ancient protector spirit drops 9 attack power.
  13910. Round 5: ancient protector spirit drops 9 defense.
  13911. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  13912. Round 6: ancient protector spirit drops 10 attack power.
  13913. Round 6: ancient protector spirit drops 9 defense.
  13914. Round 6: ancient protector spirit drops 10 attack power.
  13915. Round 6: ancient protector spirit drops 9 defense.
  13916. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  13917. Round 7: ancient protector spirit takes 41 damage.
  13918. Round 7: ancient protector spirit takes 41 damage.
  13919. Round 7: ancient protector spirit drops 9 attack power.
  13920. Round 7: ancient protector spirit drops 10 defense.
  13921. Round 7: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  13922. Round 7: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  13923. Round 7: ancient protector spirit takes 2 damage.
  13924. Round 7: You lose 7 hit points
  13925. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  13926. Round 8: ancient protector spirit takes 41 damage.
  13927. Round 8: ancient protector spirit takes 41 damage.
  13928. Round 8: ancient protector spirit drops 11 attack power.
  13929. Round 8: ancient protector spirit drops 9 defense.
  13930. Round 8: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  13931. Round 8: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  13932. Round 8: ancient protector spirit takes 3 damage.
  13933. Round 8: You lose 5 hit points
  13934. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  13935. Round 9: ancient protector spirit takes 41 damage.
  13936. Round 9: ancient protector spirit takes 82 damage.
  13937. Round 9: ancient protector spirit drops 9 attack power.
  13938. Round 9: ancient protector spirit drops 9 defense.
  13939. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  13940. You acquire an item: scorched stone sphere
  13941. After Battle: Tingteng whirls around picking up items, like a little couscous tornado.
  13942. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  13943. After Battle: Isabella suddenly gets a wild look in its eyes. "I'm a' chargin' mah Neil!" it shouts. "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
  13944. You acquire an item: BACON
  13945. After Battle: You gain 28 Strongness
  13946. After Battle: You gain 64 Mysteriousness
  13947. After Battle: You gain 11 Cheek
  13948. You gain a Moxie point!
  13949.  
  13950. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  13951. You gain 11 hit points
  13952. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  13953. > Turn(363): Starting with 173 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  13954. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 41.35714285714286
  13955. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 289.2991053598372
  13956. > HP: 395/395, MP: 201/636
  13957. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  13958. > ML: 105 control: 10
  13959. > Everything Looks Yellow: 20
  13960. > Found completed Hidden Bowling Alley (11)
  13961. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  13962. > No more stinky bowling shoes to worry about!
  13963.  
  13964. uneffect On the Trail
  13965. > The idden osptial!! [sic]
  13966. > Hidden Hospital Progress: 1
  13967.  
  13968. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  13969. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  13970.  
  13971. cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
  13972. You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (10)
  13973. You acquire an effect: Driving Stealthily (30)
  13974. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Hospital done, beep.
  13975.  
  13976. [364] The Hidden Hospital
  13977. Encounter: pygmy witch surgeon NAMED NEIL
  13978. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  13979. Round 1: pygmy witch surgeon takes 3 damage.
  13980. Round 1: pygmy witch surgeon takes 1 damage.
  13981. Round 1: pygmy witch surgeon takes 6 damage.
  13982. Round 1: You lose 19 hit points
  13983. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  13984. Round 1: Arbos casts TRANSCENDENT OLFACTION!
  13985. You acquire an effect: On the Trail (40)
  13986. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 27 damage.
  13987. Round 2: pygmy witch surgeon takes 27 damage.
  13988. Round 2: pygmy witch surgeon takes 3 damage.
  13989. Round 2: pygmy witch surgeon takes 2 damage.
  13990. Round 2: pygmy witch surgeon takes 6 damage.
  13991. Round 2: You lose 18 hit points
  13992. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  13993. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 14 damage.
  13994. Round 3: pygmy witch surgeon takes 14 damage.
  13995. Round 3: pygmy witch surgeon drops 10 attack power.
  13996. Round 3: pygmy witch surgeon drops 9 defense.
  13997. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  13998. Round 4: pygmy witch surgeon drops 25 attack power.
  13999. Round 4: pygmy witch surgeon drops 24 defense.
  14000. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 22 damage.
  14001. Round 4: pygmy witch surgeon takes 22 damage.
  14002. Round 4: pygmy witch surgeon drops 12 attack power.
  14003. Round 4: pygmy witch surgeon drops 12 defense.
  14004. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  14005. Round 5: pygmy witch surgeon takes 7 damage.
  14006. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 16 damage.
  14007. Round 5: pygmy witch surgeon takes 16 damage.
  14008. Round 5: pygmy witch surgeon drops 10 attack power.
  14009. Round 5: pygmy witch surgeon drops 10 defense.
  14010. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  14011. Round 6: pygmy witch surgeon takes 9 damage.
  14012. Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
  14013. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 15 damage.
  14014. Round 6: pygmy witch surgeon takes 15 damage.
  14015. Round 6: pygmy witch surgeon drops 10 attack power.
  14016. Round 6: pygmy witch surgeon drops 8 defense.
  14017. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  14018. Round 7: pygmy witch surgeon drops 9 attack power.
  14019. Round 7: pygmy witch surgeon drops 9 defense.
  14020. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 22 damage.
  14021. Round 7: pygmy witch surgeon takes 22 damage.
  14022. Round 7: pygmy witch surgeon drops 9 attack power.
  14023. Round 7: pygmy witch surgeon drops 9 defense.
  14024. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  14025. Round 8: pygmy witch surgeon takes 82 damage.
  14026. Round 8: pygmy witch surgeon takes 41 damage.
  14027. Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 16 damage.
  14028. Round 8: pygmy witch surgeon takes 16 damage.
  14029. Round 8: pygmy witch surgeon drops 10 attack power.
  14030. Round 8: pygmy witch surgeon drops 11 defense.
  14031. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  14032. You gain 361 Meat
  14033. After Battle: Tingteng pirouettes in the air, searching for scattered items. Maybe he was a pierougi in a past life.
  14034. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  14035. You acquire an item: surgical mask
  14036. You acquire an item: BACON
  14037. After Battle: You gain 15 Muscleboundness
  14038. After Battle: You gain 58 Wizardliness
  14039. After Battle: You gain 25 Chutzpah
  14040.  
  14041. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  14042. You gain 18 hit points
  14043. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  14044. > Turn(364): Starting with 172 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  14045. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 40.95
  14046. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 289.2991053598372
  14047. > HP: 395/395, MP: 118/636
  14048. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  14049. > ML: 105 control: 10
  14050. > Everything Looks Yellow: 19
  14051. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  14052.  
  14053. Converting 3 bottles of jungle floor wax into Fuel
  14054. > Compressed 3 jungle floor wax into sheep, I mean fuel: 14 --> 31
  14055.  
  14056. buy 2 wad of dough for 47 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
  14057. You spent 94 Meat
  14058. You acquire wad of dough (2)
  14059.  
  14060. buy 2 soda water for 66 each from The General Store
  14061. You spent 132 Meat
  14062. You acquire soda water (2)
  14063.  
  14064. [365] Cook 2 wad of dough + 2 soda water
  14065. You acquire loaf of soda bread (2)
  14066. Crafting used 2 each of wad of dough and soda water
  14067.  
  14068. Converting 2 loaf of soda breads into Fuel
  14069. > Compressed 2 loaf of soda bread into sheep, I mean fuel: 31 --> 43
  14070. > The idden osptial!! [sic]
  14071.  
  14072. equip acc2 surgical mask
  14073. > Hidden Hospital Progress: 1
  14074. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Hospital done, beep.
  14075. > Restoring MP! Currently at 370 of 370 HP, 118 of 651 MP, current meat: 6079 ... Target MP = 326.
  14076. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  14077. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  14078.  
  14079. buy 21 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  14080. You spent 1,596 Meat
  14081. You acquire black cherry soda (21)
  14082.  
  14083. use 21 black cherry soda
  14084. You gain 207 Mana Points
  14085.  
  14086. buy 1 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  14087. You spent 76 Meat
  14088. You acquire an item: black cherry soda
  14089.  
  14090. use 1 black cherry soda
  14091. You gain 11 Mana Points
  14092.  
  14093. [365] The Hidden Hospital
  14094. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR pygmy witch surgeon
  14095. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  14096. Round 1: pygmy witch surgeon takes 3 damage.
  14097. Round 1: pygmy witch surgeon takes 2 damage.
  14098. Round 1: pygmy witch surgeon takes 7 damage.
  14099. Round 1: You lose 15 hit points
  14100. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  14101. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  14102. Round 2: pygmy witch surgeon drops 7 attack power.
  14103. Round 2: pygmy witch surgeon drops 7 defense.
  14104. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  14105. Round 3: pygmy witch surgeon drops 23 attack power.
  14106. Round 3: pygmy witch surgeon drops 23 defense.
  14107. Round 3: pygmy witch surgeon drops 7 attack power.
  14108. Round 3: pygmy witch surgeon drops 8 defense.
  14109. Round 3: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  14110. Round 4: pygmy witch surgeon takes 15 damage.
  14111. Round 4: You gain 15 hit points
  14112. Round 4: pygmy witch surgeon drops 8 attack power.
  14113. Round 4: pygmy witch surgeon drops 9 defense.
  14114. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  14115. Round 5: pygmy witch surgeon drops 9 attack power.
  14116. Round 5: pygmy witch surgeon drops 9 defense.
  14117. Round 5: pygmy witch surgeon drops 9 attack power.
  14118. Round 5: pygmy witch surgeon drops 9 defense.
  14119. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  14120. Round 6: pygmy witch surgeon drops 9 attack power.
  14121. Round 6: pygmy witch surgeon drops 9 defense.
  14122. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  14123. Round 7: pygmy witch surgeon drops 11 attack power.
  14124. Round 7: pygmy witch surgeon drops 8 defense.
  14125. Round 7: pygmy witch surgeon takes 12 damage.
  14126. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  14127. Round 8: pygmy witch surgeon takes 47 damage.
  14128. Round 8: pygmy witch surgeon takes 47 damage.
  14129. Round 8: pygmy witch surgeon drops 9 attack power.
  14130. Round 8: pygmy witch surgeon drops 8 defense.
  14131. Round 8: pygmy witch surgeon takes 12 damage.
  14132. Round 8: pygmy witch surgeon takes 2 damage.
  14133. Round 8: pygmy witch surgeon takes 2 damage.
  14134. Round 8: pygmy witch surgeon takes 7 damage.
  14135. Round 8: You lose 2 hit points
  14136. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  14137. Round 9: pygmy witch surgeon takes 47 damage.
  14138. Round 9: pygmy witch surgeon takes 47 damage.
  14139. Round 9: pygmy witch surgeon drops 8 attack power.
  14140. Round 9: pygmy witch surgeon drops 9 defense.
  14141. Round 9: pygmy witch surgeon takes 13 damage.
  14142. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  14143. After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
  14144. After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness
  14145. You gain 443 Meat
  14146. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  14147. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  14148. You acquire an item: bloodied surgical dungarees
  14149. After Battle: Isabella starts twitching and moaning. "All your Agent_of_Change are belong to us!", it blurts.
  14150. You acquire an item: BACON
  14151. After Battle: You gain 20 Fortitude
  14152. You gain a Muscle point!
  14153. After Battle: You gain 60 Mysteriousness
  14154. After Battle: You gain 12 Chutzpah
  14155.  
  14156. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  14157. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  14158.  
  14159. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  14160. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  14161.  
  14162. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  14163. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  14164.  
  14165. cast 1 Scarysauce
  14166. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  14167.  
  14168. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  14169. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  14170.  
  14171. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  14172. You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10)
  14173. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  14174. > Turn(365): Starting with 171 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  14175. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 35.61666666666667
  14176. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 269.2991053598372
  14177. > HP: 373/373, MP: 248/651
  14178. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  14179. > ML: 85 control: 10
  14180. > Everything Looks Yellow: 18
  14181. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  14182.  
  14183. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  14184. > The idden osptial!! [sic]
  14185.  
  14186. equip pants bloodied surgical dungarees
  14187.  
  14188. equip acc2 surgical mask
  14189. > Hidden Hospital Progress: 1
  14190. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Hospital done, beep.
  14191.  
  14192. [366] The Hidden Hospital
  14193. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR lobsterfrogman
  14194. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14195. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  14196. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  14197. Round 2: lobsterfrogman drops 11 attack power.
  14198. Round 2: lobsterfrogman drops 11 defense.
  14199. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  14200. Round 3: lobsterfrogman drops 25 attack power.
  14201. Round 3: lobsterfrogman drops 23 defense.
  14202. Round 3: lobsterfrogman drops 10 attack power.
  14203. Round 3: lobsterfrogman drops 10 defense.
  14204. Round 3: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  14205. Round 4: lobsterfrogman takes 18 damage.
  14206. Round 4: You gain 18 hit points
  14207. Round 4: lobsterfrogman drops 11 attack power.
  14208. Round 4: lobsterfrogman drops 9 defense.
  14209. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  14210. Round 5: lobsterfrogman drops 9 attack power.
  14211. Round 5: lobsterfrogman drops 9 defense.
  14212. Round 5: lobsterfrogman drops 9 attack power.
  14213. Round 5: lobsterfrogman drops 11 defense.
  14214. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  14215. Round 6: lobsterfrogman drops 9 attack power.
  14216. Round 6: lobsterfrogman drops 11 defense.
  14217. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  14218. Round 7: lobsterfrogman drops 11 attack power.
  14219. Round 7: lobsterfrogman drops 9 defense.
  14220. Round 7: lobsterfrogman takes 13 damage.
  14221. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  14222. Round 8: lobsterfrogman takes 47 damage.
  14223. Round 8: lobsterfrogman takes 47 damage.
  14224. Round 8: lobsterfrogman drops 11 attack power.
  14225. Round 8: lobsterfrogman drops 11 defense.
  14226. Round 8: lobsterfrogman takes 13 damage.
  14227. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  14228. Round 9: lobsterfrogman takes 93 damage.
  14229. Round 9: lobsterfrogman takes 47 damage.
  14230. Round 9: lobsterfrogman drops 9 attack power.
  14231. Round 9: lobsterfrogman drops 8 defense.
  14232. Round 9: lobsterfrogman takes 13 damage.
  14233. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  14234. After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
  14235. You gain 138 Meat
  14236. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  14237. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  14238. You acquire an item: barrel of gunpowder
  14239. After Battle: Isabella freaks out and starts babbling "I used to be a K'thatxae but then I took an arrow to the knee..."
  14240. You acquire an item: BACON
  14241. After Battle: You gain 19 Strengthliness
  14242. After Battle: You gain 68 Mysteriousness
  14243. After Battle: You gain 15 Smarm
  14244.  
  14245. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  14246. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  14247.  
  14248. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  14249. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
  14250.  
  14251. cast 1 Astral Shell
  14252. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  14253.  
  14254. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  14255. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  14256.  
  14257. cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord
  14258. You acquire an effect: Shield of the Pastalord (10)
  14259.  
  14260. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  14261. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  14262.  
  14263. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  14264. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  14265. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  14266. > Turn(366): Starting with 170 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  14267. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 35.61666666666667
  14268. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 269.2991053598372
  14269. > HP: 373/373, MP: 153/651
  14270. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  14271. > ML: 85 control: 10
  14272. > Everything Looks Yellow: 17
  14273. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  14274.  
  14275. equip pants distressed denim pants
  14276.  
  14277. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  14278.  
  14279. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  14280. > The idden osptial!! [sic]
  14281.  
  14282. equip pants bloodied surgical dungarees
  14283.  
  14284. equip acc2 surgical mask
  14285. > Hidden Hospital Progress: 1
  14286. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Hospital done, beep.
  14287.  
  14288. [367] The Hidden Hospital
  14289. Encounter: pygmy witch nurse WITH BACON!!!
  14290. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14291. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  14292. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  14293. Round 2: pygmy witch nurse drops 9 attack power.
  14294. Round 2: pygmy witch nurse drops 8 defense.
  14295. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  14296. Round 3: pygmy witch nurse drops 23 attack power.
  14297. Round 3: pygmy witch nurse drops 23 defense.
  14298. Round 3: pygmy witch nurse drops 9 attack power.
  14299. Round 3: pygmy witch nurse drops 11 defense.
  14300. Round 3: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  14301. Round 4: pygmy witch nurse takes 16 damage.
  14302. Round 4: You gain 16 hit points
  14303. Round 4: pygmy witch nurse drops 9 attack power.
  14304. Round 4: pygmy witch nurse drops 11 defense.
  14305. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  14306. Round 5: pygmy witch nurse drops 9 attack power.
  14307. Round 5: pygmy witch nurse drops 9 defense.
  14308. Round 5: pygmy witch nurse drops 9 attack power.
  14309. Round 5: pygmy witch nurse drops 9 defense.
  14310. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  14311. Round 6: pygmy witch nurse drops 10 attack power.
  14312. Round 6: pygmy witch nurse drops 8 defense.
  14313. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  14314. Round 7: pygmy witch nurse drops 9 attack power.
  14315. Round 7: pygmy witch nurse drops 11 defense.
  14316. Round 7: pygmy witch nurse takes 12 damage.
  14317. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  14318. Round 8: pygmy witch nurse takes 47 damage.
  14319. Round 8: pygmy witch nurse takes 47 damage.
  14320. Round 8: pygmy witch nurse drops 9 attack power.
  14321. Round 8: pygmy witch nurse drops 8 defense.
  14322. Round 8: pygmy witch nurse takes 13 damage.
  14323. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  14324. Round 9: pygmy witch nurse takes 47 damage.
  14325. Round 9: pygmy witch nurse takes 47 damage.
  14326. Round 9: pygmy witch nurse drops 10 attack power.
  14327. Round 9: pygmy witch nurse drops 8 defense.
  14328. Round 9: pygmy witch nurse takes 12 damage.
  14329. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  14330. You gain 201 Meat
  14331. After Battle: Tingteng spins and whirls in the breeze, like a spicy little dust devil.
  14332. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  14333. You acquire an item: bag of pygmy blood
  14334. You acquire an item: pygmy witchhazel
  14335. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  14336. After Battle: You gain 16 Strongness
  14337. After Battle: You gain 44 Magicalness
  14338. You gain a Mysticality point!
  14339. After Battle: You gain 23 Roguishness
  14340. Paranormal activity reported at The Icy Peak.
  14341. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  14342. > Turn(367): Starting with 169 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  14343. > Encounter: -27.0 Exp Bonus: 27.5125
  14344. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 284.2991053598372
  14345. > HP: 388/388, MP: 166/678
  14346. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  14347. > ML: 85 control: 10
  14348. > Everything Looks Yellow: 16
  14349. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  14350.  
  14351. equip pants distressed denim pants
  14352.  
  14353. equip back LOV Epaulettes
  14354.  
  14355. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  14356.  
  14357. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  14358. You gain 25 hit points
  14359. > Ghost busting time! At: The Icy Peak
  14360.  
  14361. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  14362. > Time to bust some ghosts!!!
  14363. > Pre Adventure at The Icy Peak done, beep.
  14364.  
  14365. [368] The Icy Peak
  14366. Encounter: The ghost of Sam McGee WITH SCIENCE!
  14367. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  14368. Round 1: You lose 13 hit points
  14369. Round 1: The ghost of Sam McGee takes 1 damage.
  14370. Round 1: The ghost of Sam McGee takes 1 damage.
  14371. Round 1: The ghost of Sam McGee takes 1 damage.
  14372. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  14373. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  14374. Round 1: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  14375. Round 2: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  14376. Round 3: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  14377. Round 4: The ghost of Sam McGee takes 1 damage.
  14378. Round 4: The ghost of Sam McGee takes 1 damage.
  14379. Round 4: The ghost of Sam McGee takes 1 damage.
  14380. Round 4: You lose 19 hit points
  14381. Round 4: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  14382. Round 5: The ghost of Sam McGee takes 1 damage.
  14383. Round 5: The ghost of Sam McGee takes 1 damage.
  14384. Round 5: The ghost of Sam McGee takes 1 damage.
  14385. Round 5: You lose 19 hit points
  14386. > Busting makes me feel good!!
  14387. Round 5: Arbos casts TRAP GHOST!
  14388. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  14389. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  14390. After Battle: You gain 7 Mysteriousness
  14391. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  14392. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  14393. You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob (4)
  14394. You acquire an item: burnt snowpants
  14395. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Most of the universe is made up of a substance called Auburn Matter!"
  14396. You acquire an item: BACON
  14397. After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
  14398. After Battle: You gain 24 Strengthliness
  14399. After Battle: You gain 56 Mysteriousness
  14400. After Battle: You gain 19 Roguishness
  14401.  
  14402. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  14403. You gain 70 hit points
  14404. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  14405. > Turn(367): Starting with 169 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  14406. > Encounter: -27.0 Exp Bonus: 30.25375
  14407. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 304.2991053598372
  14408. > HP: 413/413, MP: 126/663
  14409. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  14410. > ML: 105 control: 10
  14411. > Everything Looks Yellow: 16
  14412. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  14413.  
  14414. equip back LOV Epaulettes
  14415. > The idden osptial!! [sic]
  14416.  
  14417. equip pants bloodied surgical dungarees
  14418.  
  14419. equip acc2 surgical mask
  14420. > Hidden Hospital Progress: 1
  14421. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Hospital done, beep.
  14422. > Restoring MP! Currently at 373 of 373 HP, 126 of 656 MP, current meat: 5189 ... Target MP = 328.
  14423. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  14424.  
  14425. use 4 psychokinetic energy blob
  14426. You gain 97 Mana Points
  14427. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  14428.  
  14429. buy 11 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  14430. You spent 836 Meat
  14431. You acquire black cherry soda (11)
  14432.  
  14433. use 11 black cherry soda
  14434. You gain 108 Mana Points
  14435.  
  14436. [368] The Hidden Hospital
  14437. Encounter: pygmy janitor NAMED NEIL
  14438. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14439. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  14440. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  14441. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 16 damage.
  14442. Round 2: pygmy janitor takes 16 damage.
  14443. Round 2: pygmy janitor drops 8 attack power.
  14444. Round 2: pygmy janitor drops 7 defense.
  14445. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  14446. Round 3: pygmy janitor drops 23 attack power.
  14447. Round 3: pygmy janitor drops 23 defense.
  14448. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 16 damage.
  14449. Round 3: pygmy janitor takes 16 damage.
  14450. Round 3: pygmy janitor drops 9 attack power.
  14451. Round 3: pygmy janitor drops 9 defense.
  14452. Round 3: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  14453. Round 4: pygmy janitor takes 14 damage.
  14454. Round 4: You gain 14 hit points
  14455. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 23 damage.
  14456. Round 4: pygmy janitor takes 23 damage.
  14457. Round 4: pygmy janitor drops 9 attack power.
  14458. Round 4: pygmy janitor drops 10 defense.
  14459. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  14460. Round 5: pygmy janitor drops 9 attack power.
  14461. Round 5: pygmy janitor drops 9 defense.
  14462. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 28 damage.
  14463. Round 5: pygmy janitor takes 28 damage.
  14464. Round 5: pygmy janitor drops 7 attack power.
  14465. Round 5: pygmy janitor drops 9 defense.
  14466. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  14467. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 30 damage.
  14468. Round 6: pygmy janitor takes 30 damage.
  14469. Round 6: pygmy janitor drops 7 attack power.
  14470. Round 6: pygmy janitor drops 9 defense.
  14471. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  14472. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 26 damage.
  14473. Round 7: pygmy janitor takes 26 damage.
  14474. Round 7: pygmy janitor drops 9 attack power.
  14475. Round 7: pygmy janitor drops 9 defense.
  14476. Round 7: pygmy janitor takes 12 damage.
  14477. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  14478. Round 8: pygmy janitor takes 47 damage.
  14479. Round 8: pygmy janitor takes 93 damage.
  14480. Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 16 damage.
  14481. Round 8: pygmy janitor takes 16 damage.
  14482. Round 8: pygmy janitor drops 10 attack power.
  14483. Round 8: pygmy janitor drops 8 defense.
  14484. Round 8: pygmy janitor takes 12 damage.
  14485. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  14486. You gain 174 Meat
  14487. After Battle: Tingteng spins and whirls in the breeze, like a spicy little dust devil.
  14488. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  14489. You acquire an item: book of matches
  14490. You acquire an item: short-handled mop
  14491. You acquire an item: BACON
  14492. After Battle: You gain 22 Strongness
  14493. After Battle: You gain 53 Wizardliness
  14494. After Battle: You gain 14 Roguishness
  14495.  
  14496. cast 1 Blessing of the War Snapper
  14497. You acquire an effect: Disdain of the War Snapper (10)
  14498.  
  14499. cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord
  14500. You acquire an effect: Shield of the Pastalord (10)
  14501.  
  14502. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  14503. You gain 8 hit points
  14504. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  14505. > Turn(368): Starting with 168 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  14506. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 35.61666666666667
  14507. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 269.2991053598372
  14508. > HP: 381/381, MP: 282/656
  14509. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  14510. > ML: 85 control: 10
  14511. > Everything Looks Yellow: 15
  14512. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  14513.  
  14514. equip pants distressed denim pants
  14515.  
  14516. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  14517. > The idden osptial!! [sic]
  14518.  
  14519. equip pants bloodied surgical dungarees
  14520.  
  14521. equip acc2 surgical mask
  14522. > Hidden Hospital Progress: 1
  14523. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Hospital done, beep.
  14524.  
  14525. [369] The Hidden Hospital
  14526. Encounter: pygmy witch surgeon WITH SCIENCE!
  14527. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14528. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  14529. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  14530. Round 2: pygmy witch surgeon drops 9 attack power.
  14531. Round 2: pygmy witch surgeon drops 7 defense.
  14532. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  14533. Round 3: pygmy witch surgeon drops 23 attack power.
  14534. Round 3: pygmy witch surgeon drops 22 defense.
  14535. Round 3: pygmy witch surgeon drops 8 attack power.
  14536. Round 3: pygmy witch surgeon drops 8 defense.
  14537. Round 3: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  14538. Round 4: pygmy witch surgeon takes 16 damage.
  14539. Round 4: You gain 16 hit points
  14540. Round 4: pygmy witch surgeon drops 11 attack power.
  14541. Round 4: pygmy witch surgeon drops 8 defense.
  14542. Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  14543. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  14544. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  14545. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  14546. You acquire an item: head mirror
  14547. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Madison's Seventeenth Law of Dreams says the force acting on an object is equal to the things of the object times its tenure!"
  14548. You acquire an item: BACON
  14549. After Battle: You gain 16 Beefiness
  14550. After Battle: You gain 55 Mysteriousness
  14551. After Battle: You gain 20 Sarcasm
  14552.  
  14553. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  14554. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  14555.  
  14556. cast 1 Scarysauce
  14557. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  14558.  
  14559. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  14560. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  14561.  
  14562. cast 1 Blessing of the War Snapper
  14563. You acquire an effect: Disdain of the War Snapper (10)
  14564.  
  14565. cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord
  14566. You acquire an effect: Shield of the Pastalord (10)
  14567. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  14568. > Turn(369): Starting with 167 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  14569. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 35.61666666666667
  14570. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 269.2991053598372
  14571. > HP: 381/381, MP: 230/656
  14572. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  14573. > ML: 85 control: 10
  14574. > Everything Looks Yellow: 14
  14575. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  14576.  
  14577. equip pants distressed denim pants
  14578.  
  14579. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  14580. > The idden osptial!! [sic]
  14581.  
  14582. equip pants bloodied surgical dungarees
  14583.  
  14584. equip acc3 head mirror
  14585.  
  14586. equip acc2 surgical mask
  14587. > Hidden Hospital Progress: 1
  14588. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Hospital done, beep.
  14589.  
  14590. [370] The Hidden Hospital
  14591. Encounter: Wooof! Wooooooof!
  14592. Took choice 1106/3: acquire familiar food
  14593. choice.php?whichchoice=1106&option=3&pwd
  14594. You acquire an item: Ghost Dog Chow
  14595.  
  14596. cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord
  14597. You acquire an effect: Shield of the Pastalord (10)
  14598. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  14599. > Turn(369): Starting with 167 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  14600. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 35.61666666666667
  14601. > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 249.29910535983717
  14602. > HP: 341/341, MP: 210/616
  14603. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  14604. > ML: 85 control: 10
  14605. > Everything Looks Yellow: 14
  14606. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  14607.  
  14608. equip pants distressed denim pants
  14609.  
  14610. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  14611.  
  14612. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  14613. > The idden osptial!! [sic]
  14614.  
  14615. equip pants bloodied surgical dungarees
  14616.  
  14617. equip acc3 head mirror
  14618.  
  14619. equip acc2 surgical mask
  14620. > Hidden Hospital Progress: 1
  14621. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Hospital done, beep.
  14622.  
  14623. [370] The Hidden Hospital
  14624. Encounter: pygmy witch surgeon WITH SCIENCE!
  14625. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14626. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  14627. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  14628. Round 2: pygmy witch surgeon drops 10 attack power.
  14629. Round 2: pygmy witch surgeon drops 11 defense.
  14630. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  14631. Round 3: pygmy witch surgeon drops 23 attack power.
  14632. Round 3: pygmy witch surgeon drops 22 defense.
  14633. Round 3: pygmy witch surgeon drops 9 attack power.
  14634. Round 3: pygmy witch surgeon drops 8 defense.
  14635. Round 3: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  14636. Round 4: pygmy witch surgeon takes 15 damage.
  14637. Round 4: You gain 15 hit points
  14638. Round 4: pygmy witch surgeon drops 9 attack power.
  14639. Round 4: pygmy witch surgeon drops 10 defense.
  14640. Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  14641. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  14642. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  14643. After Battle: You gain 4 Cheek
  14644. After Battle: Tingteng whirls around picking up items, like a little couscous tornado.
  14645. You acquire an item: surgical apron
  14646. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: The eighth state of matter is ultraliquid!"
  14647. You acquire an item: BACON
  14648. After Battle: You gain 19 Beefiness
  14649. After Battle: You gain 56 Magicalness
  14650. After Battle: You gain 16 Sarcasm
  14651.  
  14652. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  14653. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  14654.  
  14655. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  14656. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  14657.  
  14658. cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord
  14659. You acquire an effect: Shield of the Pastalord (10)
  14660. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  14661. > Turn(370): Starting with 166 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  14662. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 35.61666666666667
  14663. > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 249.29910535983717
  14664. > HP: 341/341, MP: 181/616
  14665. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  14666. > ML: 85 control: 10
  14667. > Everything Looks Yellow: 13
  14668. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  14669.  
  14670. equip shirt surgical apron
  14671. You acquire an item: Letter for Melvign the Gnome
  14672.  
  14673. equip pants distressed denim pants
  14674.  
  14675. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  14676.  
  14677. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  14678. > The idden osptial!! [sic]
  14679.  
  14680. equip pants bloodied surgical dungarees
  14681.  
  14682. equip acc3 head mirror
  14683.  
  14684. equip acc2 surgical mask
  14685. > Hidden Hospital Progress: 1
  14686. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Hospital done, beep.
  14687.  
  14688. [371] The Hidden Hospital
  14689. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR pygmy witch surgeon
  14690. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  14691. Round 1: pygmy witch surgeon takes 4 damage.
  14692. Round 1: pygmy witch surgeon takes 2 damage.
  14693. Round 1: pygmy witch surgeon takes 4 damage.
  14694. Round 1: You lose 11 hit points
  14695. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  14696. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  14697. Round 2: pygmy witch surgeon drops 9 attack power.
  14698. Round 2: pygmy witch surgeon drops 9 defense.
  14699. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  14700. Round 3: pygmy witch surgeon drops 23 attack power.
  14701. Round 3: pygmy witch surgeon drops 22 defense.
  14702. Round 3: pygmy witch surgeon drops 11 attack power.
  14703. Round 3: pygmy witch surgeon drops 8 defense.
  14704. Round 3: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  14705. Round 4: pygmy witch surgeon takes 14 damage.
  14706. Round 4: You gain 14 hit points
  14707. Round 4: pygmy witch surgeon drops 9 attack power.
  14708. Round 4: pygmy witch surgeon drops 9 defense.
  14709. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  14710. Round 5: pygmy witch surgeon drops 9 attack power.
  14711. Round 5: pygmy witch surgeon drops 8 defense.
  14712. Round 5: pygmy witch surgeon drops 10 attack power.
  14713. Round 5: pygmy witch surgeon drops 9 defense.
  14714. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  14715. Round 6: pygmy witch surgeon drops 8 attack power.
  14716. Round 6: pygmy witch surgeon drops 9 defense.
  14717. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  14718. Round 7: pygmy witch surgeon takes 47 damage.
  14719. Round 7: pygmy witch surgeon takes 47 damage.
  14720. Round 7: pygmy witch surgeon drops 8 attack power.
  14721. Round 7: pygmy witch surgeon drops 9 defense.
  14722. Round 7: pygmy witch surgeon takes 2 damage.
  14723. Round 7: pygmy witch surgeon takes 2 damage.
  14724. Round 7: pygmy witch surgeon takes 2 damage.
  14725. Round 7: You lose 2 hit points
  14726. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  14727. Round 8: pygmy witch surgeon drops 9 attack power.
  14728. Round 8: pygmy witch surgeon drops 8 defense.
  14729. Round 8: pygmy witch surgeon takes 12 damage.
  14730. Round 8: pygmy witch surgeon takes 2 damage.
  14731. Round 8: pygmy witch surgeon takes 1 damage.
  14732. Round 8: pygmy witch surgeon takes 6 damage.
  14733. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
  14734. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  14735. Round 9: pygmy witch surgeon takes 47 damage.
  14736. Round 9: pygmy witch surgeon takes 47 damage.
  14737. Round 9: pygmy witch surgeon drops 10 attack power.
  14738. Round 9: pygmy witch surgeon drops 10 defense.
  14739. Round 9: pygmy witch surgeon takes 14 damage.
  14740. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  14741. You gain 307 Meat
  14742. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  14743. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  14744. You acquire an item: half-size scalpel
  14745. After Battle: Isabella starts twitching and moaning. "All your Agent_of_Change are belong to us!", it blurts.
  14746. You acquire an item: BACON
  14747. After Battle: You gain 22 Strongness
  14748. After Battle: You gain 53 Mysteriousness
  14749. You gain a Mysticality point!
  14750. After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek
  14751. You gain a Moxie point!
  14752.  
  14753. cast 1 Wry Smile
  14754. You acquire an effect: Wry Smile (10)
  14755.  
  14756. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  14757. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  14758.  
  14759. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  14760. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  14761.  
  14762. cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
  14763. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
  14764.  
  14765. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  14766. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  14767.  
  14768. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  14769. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  14770. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  14771. > Turn(371): Starting with 165 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  14772. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 35.61666666666667
  14773. > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 249.29910535983717
  14774. > HP: 341/341, MP: 71/618
  14775. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  14776. > ML: 85 control: 10
  14777. > Everything Looks Yellow: 12
  14778. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  14779.  
  14780. equip pants distressed denim pants
  14781.  
  14782. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  14783.  
  14784. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  14785. > The idden osptial!! [sic]
  14786.  
  14787. equip pants bloodied surgical dungarees
  14788.  
  14789. equip weapon half-size scalpel
  14790.  
  14791. equip acc3 head mirror
  14792.  
  14793. equip acc2 surgical mask
  14794. > Hidden Hospital Progress: 1
  14795. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Hospital done, beep.
  14796. > Restoring MP! Currently at 341 of 341 HP, 71 of 618 MP, current meat: 4834 ... Target MP = 309.
  14797. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  14798. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  14799.  
  14800. buy 24 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  14801. You spent 1,824 Meat
  14802. You acquire black cherry soda (24)
  14803.  
  14804. use 24 black cherry soda
  14805. You gain 239 Mana Points
  14806.  
  14807. [372] The Hidden Hospital
  14808. Encounter: You, M. D.
  14809. Took choice 784/1: Fight ancient protector spirit
  14810. choice.php?whichchoice=784&option=1&pwd
  14811. Encounter: ancient protector spirit WITH BACON!!!
  14812. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14813. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  14814. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  14815. Round 2: ancient protector spirit drops 10 attack power.
  14816. Round 2: ancient protector spirit drops 10 defense.
  14817. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  14818. Round 3: ancient protector spirit drops 24 attack power.
  14819. Round 3: ancient protector spirit drops 22 defense.
  14820. Round 3: ancient protector spirit drops 9 attack power.
  14821. Round 3: ancient protector spirit drops 9 defense.
  14822. Round 3: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  14823. Round 4: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  14824. Round 4: You gain 1 hit point
  14825. Round 4: ancient protector spirit drops 9 attack power.
  14826. Round 4: ancient protector spirit drops 9 defense.
  14827. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  14828. Round 5: ancient protector spirit drops 9 attack power.
  14829. Round 5: ancient protector spirit drops 8 defense.
  14830. Round 5: ancient protector spirit drops 11 attack power.
  14831. Round 5: ancient protector spirit drops 11 defense.
  14832. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  14833. Round 6: ancient protector spirit drops 9 attack power.
  14834. Round 6: ancient protector spirit drops 8 defense.
  14835. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  14836. Round 7: ancient protector spirit takes 47 damage.
  14837. Round 7: ancient protector spirit takes 47 damage.
  14838. Round 7: ancient protector spirit drops 8 attack power.
  14839. Round 7: ancient protector spirit drops 10 defense.
  14840. Round 7: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  14841. Round 7: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  14842. Round 7: ancient protector spirit takes 6 damage.
  14843. Round 7: You lose 2 hit points
  14844. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  14845. Round 8: ancient protector spirit drops 9 attack power.
  14846. Round 8: ancient protector spirit drops 11 defense.
  14847. Round 8: ancient protector spirit takes 7 damage.
  14848. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  14849. Round 9: ancient protector spirit takes 47 damage.
  14850. Round 9: ancient protector spirit takes 93 damage.
  14851. Round 9: ancient protector spirit drops 10 attack power.
  14852. Round 9: ancient protector spirit drops 9 defense.
  14853. Round 9: ancient protector spirit takes 7 damage.
  14854. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  14855. You acquire an item: dripping stone sphere
  14856. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  14857. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  14858. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  14859. After Battle: You gain 22 Strengthliness
  14860. You gain a Muscle point!
  14861. After Battle: You gain 52 Magicalness
  14862. After Battle: You gain 19 Smarm
  14863.  
  14864. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  14865. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  14866.  
  14867. cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
  14868. You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (10)
  14869.  
  14870. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  14871. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  14872.  
  14873. cast 1 Astral Shell
  14874. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  14875.  
  14876. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  14877. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  14878.  
  14879. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  14880. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  14881.  
  14882. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  14883. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  14884.  
  14885. cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord
  14886. You acquire an effect: Shield of the Pastalord (10)
  14887.  
  14888. cast 1 Blubber Up
  14889. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  14890.  
  14891. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  14892. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  14893.  
  14894. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  14895. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  14896.  
  14897. cast 1 Disco Fever
  14898. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  14899.  
  14900. cast 5 Sauce Contemplation
  14901. You acquire an effect: Saucemastery (25)
  14902.  
  14903. cast 5 Manicotti Meditation
  14904. You acquire an effect: Pasta Oneness (25)
  14905. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  14906. > Turn(372): Starting with 164 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  14907. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 35.61666666666667
  14908. > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 249.29910535983717
  14909. > HP: 343/343, MP: 176/618
  14910. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  14911. > ML: 85 control: 10
  14912. > Everything Looks Yellow: 11
  14913. > Found completed Hidden Hopickle (11)
  14914. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  14915.  
  14916. equip weapon Knob Goblin tongs
  14917.  
  14918. equip pants distressed denim pants
  14919.  
  14920. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  14921.  
  14922. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  14923. > Getting the stone triangles
  14924. > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest) done, beep.
  14925.  
  14926. [373] An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest)
  14927. Encounter: Earthbound and Down
  14928. Took choice 781/2: Get stone triangle
  14929. choice.php?whichchoice=781&option=2&pwd
  14930. You acquire an item: stone triangle
  14931. > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast) done, beep.
  14932.  
  14933. [373] An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast)
  14934. Encounter: Air Apparent
  14935. Took choice 785/2: Get stone triangle
  14936. choice.php?whichchoice=785&option=2&pwd
  14937. You acquire an item: stone triangle
  14938. > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest) done, beep.
  14939.  
  14940. [373] An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest)
  14941. Encounter: Water You Dune
  14942. Took choice 783/2: Get stone triangle
  14943. choice.php?whichchoice=783&option=2&pwd
  14944. You acquire an item: stone triangle
  14945. > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast) done, beep.
  14946.  
  14947. [373] An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast)
  14948. Encounter: Fire When Ready
  14949. Took choice 787/2: Get stone triangle
  14950. choice.php?whichchoice=787&option=2&pwd
  14951. You acquire an item: stone triangle
  14952. > Fighting the out-of-work spirit
  14953.  
  14954. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  14955. You gain 65 hit points
  14956. > Pre Adventure at A Massive Ziggurat done, beep.
  14957. > About to start a combat indirectly at A Massive Ziggurat... (2) accesses required.
  14958.  
  14959. [373] A Massive Ziggurat
  14960. Encounter: Legend of the Temple in the Hidden City
  14961. Took choice 791/1: fight Protector Spectre
  14962. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=791&option=1
  14963. Encounter: Protector Spectre WITH BACON!!!
  14964. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  14965. You acquire an effect: Tangled Up (1)
  14966.  
  14967. [373] A Massive Ziggurat
  14968. Encounter: Protector Spectre WITH BACON!!!
  14969. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  14970. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  14971. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  14972. Round 2: Protector Spectre drops 11 attack power.
  14973. Round 2: Protector Spectre drops 12 defense.
  14974. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  14975. Round 3: Protector Spectre drops 26 attack power.
  14976. Round 3: Protector Spectre drops 25 defense.
  14977. Round 3: Protector Spectre drops 12 attack power.
  14978. Round 3: Protector Spectre drops 9 defense.
  14979. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  14980. Round 4: Protector Spectre takes 1 damage.
  14981. Round 4: Protector Spectre drops 10 attack power.
  14982. Round 4: Protector Spectre drops 10 defense.
  14983. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  14984. Round 5: Protector Spectre takes 1 damage.
  14985. Round 5: You gain 1 hit point
  14986. Round 5: Protector Spectre drops 11 attack power.
  14987. Round 5: Protector Spectre drops 11 defense.
  14988. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  14989. Round 6: Protector Spectre drops 9 attack power.
  14990. Round 6: Protector Spectre drops 9 defense.
  14991. Round 6: Protector Spectre drops 11 attack power.
  14992. Round 6: Protector Spectre drops 10 defense.
  14993. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  14994. Round 7: Protector Spectre takes 41 damage.
  14995. Round 7: Protector Spectre takes 41 damage.
  14996. Round 7: Protector Spectre drops 9 attack power.
  14997. Round 7: Protector Spectre drops 12 defense.
  14998. Round 7: Protector Spectre takes 1 damage.
  14999. Round 7: Protector Spectre takes 1 damage.
  15000. Round 7: Protector Spectre takes 5 damage.
  15001. Round 7: You lose 2 hit points
  15002. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  15003. Round 8: Protector Spectre takes 41 damage.
  15004. Round 8: Protector Spectre takes 82 damage.
  15005. Round 8: Protector Spectre drops 9 attack power.
  15006. Round 8: Protector Spectre drops 11 defense.
  15007. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  15008. After Battle: Tingteng spins and whirls in the breeze, like a spicy little dust devil.
  15009. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  15010. You acquire an item: ancient amulet
  15011. You acquire an item: spectre scepter
  15012. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  15013. After Battle: You gain 38 Muscleboundness
  15014. After Battle: You gain 124 Wizardliness
  15015. After Battle: You gain 46 Cheek
  15016. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  15017. > If I stopped, just run me again, beep!
  15018. > Turn(373): Starting with 163 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  15019. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 22.425
  15020. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 289.2991053598372
  15021. > HP: 408/408, MP: 157/643
  15022. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  15023. > ML: 105 control: 10
  15024. > Everything Looks Yellow: 10
  15025. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  15026.  
  15027. equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat
  15028. > In the palindome
  15029. > Gotta hunt down them Naskar boys.
  15030.  
  15031. uneffect On the Trail
  15032. > Pre Adventure at Inside the Palindome done, beep.
  15033.  
  15034. [374] Inside the Palindome
  15035. Encounter: Last Egg Gets Al
  15036. You acquire an item: photograph of an ostrich egg
  15037.  
  15038. cast 1 Scarysauce
  15039. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  15040.  
  15041. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  15042. You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10)
  15043. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  15044. > Turn(374): Starting with 162 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  15045. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 40.63928571428571
  15046. > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 269.2991053598372
  15047. > HP: 373/373, MP: 121/609
  15048. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  15049. > ML: 105 control: 10
  15050. > Everything Looks Yellow: 9
  15051. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  15052.  
  15053. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  15054.  
  15055. equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat
  15056. > In the palindome
  15057. > Pre Adventure at Inside the Palindome done, beep.
  15058. > Restoring MP! Currently at 373 of 373 HP, 121 of 609 MP, current meat: 3010 ... Target MP = 305.
  15059. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  15060. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  15061.  
  15062. buy 19 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  15063. You spent 1,444 Meat
  15064. You acquire black cherry soda (19)
  15065.  
  15066. use 19 black cherry soda
  15067. You gain 197 Mana Points
  15068.  
  15069. [375] Inside the Palindome
  15070. Encounter: Tan Gnat AND TESLA!
  15071. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  15072. Round 1: Tan Gnat takes 3 damage.
  15073. Round 1: Tan Gnat takes 1 damage.
  15074. Round 1: Tan Gnat takes 6 damage.
  15075. Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
  15076. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  15077. > Looking at banishAction: item tennis ball
  15078. Round 1: Arbos uses the tennis ball and uses the tennis ball!
  15079.  
  15080. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  15081. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  15082.  
  15083. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  15084. You gain 9 hit points
  15085. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  15086. > Turn(374): Starting with 162 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  15087. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 40.63928571428571
  15088. > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 269.2991053598372
  15089. > HP: 373/373, MP: 293/609
  15090. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  15091. > ML: 105 control: 10
  15092. > Everything Looks Yellow: 9
  15093. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  15094.  
  15095. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  15096.  
  15097. equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat
  15098. > In the palindome
  15099. > Pre Adventure at Inside the Palindome done, beep.
  15100.  
  15101. [375] Inside the Palindome
  15102. Encounter: Drab Bard NAMED NEIL
  15103. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  15104. Round 1: Drab Bard takes 5 damage.
  15105. Round 1: Drab Bard takes 2 damage.
  15106. Round 1: Drab Bard takes 5 damage.
  15107. Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
  15108. Adjusted combat item count: tennis ball
  15109. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  15110. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  15111. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 16 damage.
  15112. Round 2: Drab Bard takes 16 damage.
  15113. Round 2: Drab Bard drops 11 attack power.
  15114. Round 2: Drab Bard drops 9 defense.
  15115. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  15116. Round 3: Drab Bard drops 23 attack power.
  15117. Round 3: Drab Bard drops 23 defense.
  15118. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 20 damage.
  15119. Round 3: Drab Bard takes 20 damage.
  15120. Round 3: Drab Bard drops 12 attack power.
  15121. Round 3: Drab Bard drops 11 defense.
  15122. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  15123. Round 4: Drab Bard takes 9 damage.
  15124. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 19 damage.
  15125. Round 4: Drab Bard takes 19 damage.
  15126. Round 4: Drab Bard drops 9 attack power.
  15127. Round 4: Drab Bard drops 9 defense.
  15128. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  15129. Round 5: Drab Bard takes 12 damage.
  15130. Round 5: You gain 12 hit points
  15131. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 24 damage.
  15132. Round 5: Drab Bard takes 24 damage.
  15133. Round 5: Drab Bard drops 8 attack power.
  15134. Round 5: Drab Bard drops 8 defense.
  15135. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  15136. Round 6: Drab Bard drops 8 attack power.
  15137. Round 6: Drab Bard drops 8 defense.
  15138. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 25 damage.
  15139. Round 6: Drab Bard takes 25 damage.
  15140. Round 6: Drab Bard drops 8 attack power.
  15141. Round 6: Drab Bard drops 10 defense.
  15142. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  15143. Round 7: Drab Bard takes 41 damage.
  15144. Round 7: Drab Bard takes 41 damage.
  15145. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 16 damage.
  15146. Round 7: Drab Bard takes 16 damage.
  15147. Round 7: Drab Bard drops 10 attack power.
  15148. Round 7: Drab Bard drops 8 defense.
  15149. Round 7: Drab Bard takes 3 damage.
  15150. Round 7: Drab Bard takes 2 damage.
  15151. Round 7: Drab Bard takes 4 damage.
  15152. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
  15153. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  15154. Round 8: Drab Bard takes 41 damage.
  15155. Round 8: Drab Bard takes 41 damage.
  15156. Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 25 damage.
  15157. Round 8: Drab Bard takes 25 damage.
  15158. Round 8: Drab Bard drops 9 attack power.
  15159. Round 8: Drab Bard drops 8 defense.
  15160. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  15161. You gain 135 Meat
  15162. After Battle: Tingteng whirls around picking up items, like a little couscous tornado.
  15163. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  15164. You acquire an item: olive
  15165. You acquire an item: drab sonata
  15166. You acquire an item: BACON
  15167. After Battle: You gain 18 Fortitude
  15168. After Battle: You gain 68 Enchantedness
  15169. After Battle: You gain 14 Roguishness
  15170.  
  15171. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  15172. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  15173.  
  15174. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  15175. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  15176. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  15177. > Turn(375): Starting with 161 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  15178. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 40.7125
  15179. > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 269.2991053598372
  15180. > HP: 373/373, MP: 279/609
  15181. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  15182. > ML: 105 control: 10
  15183. > Everything Looks Yellow: 8
  15184. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  15185.  
  15186. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  15187.  
  15188. equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat
  15189. > In the palindome
  15190. > Pre Adventure at Inside the Palindome done, beep.
  15191.  
  15192. [376] Inside the Palindome
  15193. Encounter: Rod Nevada, Vendor
  15194. Took choice 873/1: photograph of a red nugget
  15195. choice.php?whichchoice=873&option=1&pwd
  15196. You acquire an item: photograph of a red nugget
  15197.  
  15198. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  15199. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  15200.  
  15201. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  15202. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
  15203.  
  15204. cast 1 Astral Shell
  15205. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  15206.  
  15207. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  15208. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  15209.  
  15210. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  15211. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  15212.  
  15213. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  15214. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  15215. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  15216. > Turn(376): Starting with 160 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  15217. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 40.7125
  15218. > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 269.2991053598372
  15219. > HP: 373/373, MP: 214/609
  15220. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  15221. > ML: 105 control: 10
  15222. > Everything Looks Yellow: 7
  15223. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  15224.  
  15225. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  15226.  
  15227. equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat
  15228. > In the palindome
  15229. > Pre Adventure at Inside the Palindome done, beep.
  15230.  
  15231. [377] Inside the Palindome
  15232. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Flock of Stab-bats
  15233. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  15234. Round 1: Flock of Stab-bats takes 3 damage.
  15235. Round 1: Flock of Stab-bats takes 1 damage.
  15236. Round 1: Flock of Stab-bats takes 3 damage.
  15237. Round 1: You lose 11 hit points
  15238. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  15239. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  15240. Round 2: Flock of Stab-bats drops 9 attack power.
  15241. Round 2: Flock of Stab-bats drops 9 defense.
  15242. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  15243. Round 3: Flock of Stab-bats drops 26 attack power.
  15244. Round 3: Flock of Stab-bats drops 23 defense.
  15245. Round 3: Flock of Stab-bats drops 9 attack power.
  15246. Round 3: Flock of Stab-bats drops 11 defense.
  15247. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  15248. Round 4: Flock of Stab-bats takes 9 damage.
  15249. Round 4: Flock of Stab-bats drops 11 attack power.
  15250. Round 4: Flock of Stab-bats drops 9 defense.
  15251. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  15252. Round 5: Flock of Stab-bats takes 14 damage.
  15253. Round 5: You gain 14 hit points
  15254. Round 5: Flock of Stab-bats drops 9 attack power.
  15255. Round 5: Flock of Stab-bats drops 9 defense.
  15256. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  15257. Round 6: Flock of Stab-bats drops 9 attack power.
  15258. Round 6: Flock of Stab-bats drops 8 defense.
  15259. Round 6: Flock of Stab-bats drops 10 attack power.
  15260. Round 6: Flock of Stab-bats drops 9 defense.
  15261. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  15262. Round 7: Flock of Stab-bats takes 82 damage.
  15263. Round 7: Flock of Stab-bats takes 82 damage.
  15264. Round 7: Flock of Stab-bats drops 9 attack power.
  15265. Round 7: Flock of Stab-bats drops 10 defense.
  15266. Round 7: Flock of Stab-bats takes 3 damage.
  15267. Round 7: Flock of Stab-bats takes 1 damage.
  15268. Round 7: Flock of Stab-bats takes 2 damage.
  15269. Round 7: You lose 2 hit points
  15270. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  15271. Round 8: Flock of Stab-bats takes 163 damage.
  15272. Round 8: Flock of Stab-bats takes 82 damage.
  15273. Round 8: Flock of Stab-bats drops 9 attack power.
  15274. Round 8: Flock of Stab-bats drops 12 defense.
  15275. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  15276. You gain 286 Meat
  15277. After Battle: Tingteng whirls around picking up items, like a little couscous tornado.
  15278. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  15279. You acquire an item: batblade
  15280. You acquire an item: batgut
  15281. You acquire an item: bat wing
  15282. After Battle: Isabella freaks out and starts babbling "I used to be a K'thatxae but then I took an arrow to the knee..."
  15283. You acquire an item: BACON
  15284. After Battle: You gain 17 Beefiness
  15285. After Battle: You gain 69 Enchantedness
  15286. You gain a Mysticality point!
  15287. After Battle: You gain 18 Cheek
  15288. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  15289. > Turn(377): Starting with 159 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  15290. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 40.7125
  15291. > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 269.2991053598372
  15292. > HP: 373/373, MP: 215/614
  15293. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  15294. > ML: 105 control: 10
  15295. > Everything Looks Yellow: 6
  15296. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  15297.  
  15298. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  15299.  
  15300. equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat
  15301. > In the palindome
  15302. > Pre Adventure at Inside the Palindome done, beep.
  15303.  
  15304. [378] Inside the Palindome
  15305. Encounter: Flock of Stab-bats AND TESLA!
  15306. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  15307. Round 1: Flock of Stab-bats takes 3 damage.
  15308. Round 1: Flock of Stab-bats takes 1 damage.
  15309. Round 1: Flock of Stab-bats takes 6 damage.
  15310. Round 1: You lose 11 hit points
  15311. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  15312. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  15313. Round 2: Flock of Stab-bats drops 8 attack power.
  15314. Round 2: Flock of Stab-bats drops 11 defense.
  15315. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  15316. Round 3: Flock of Stab-bats drops 26 attack power.
  15317. Round 3: Flock of Stab-bats drops 23 defense.
  15318. Round 3: Flock of Stab-bats drops 9 attack power.
  15319. Round 3: Flock of Stab-bats drops 10 defense.
  15320. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  15321. Round 4: Flock of Stab-bats takes 9 damage.
  15322. Round 4: Flock of Stab-bats drops 8 attack power.
  15323. Round 4: Flock of Stab-bats drops 10 defense.
  15324. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  15325. Round 5: Flock of Stab-bats takes 14 damage.
  15326. Round 5: You gain 14 hit points
  15327. Round 5: Flock of Stab-bats drops 10 attack power.
  15328. Round 5: Flock of Stab-bats drops 10 defense.
  15329. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  15330. Round 6: Flock of Stab-bats drops 9 attack power.
  15331. Round 6: Flock of Stab-bats drops 8 defense.
  15332. Round 6: Flock of Stab-bats drops 9 attack power.
  15333. Round 6: Flock of Stab-bats drops 10 defense.
  15334. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  15335. Round 7: Flock of Stab-bats takes 163 damage.
  15336. Round 7: Flock of Stab-bats takes 82 damage.
  15337. Round 7: Flock of Stab-bats drops 10 attack power.
  15338. Round 7: Flock of Stab-bats drops 9 defense.
  15339. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  15340. You gain 307 Meat
  15341. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  15342. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  15343. You acquire an item: batblade
  15344. You acquire an item: batgut
  15345. You acquire an item: bat wing
  15346. You acquire an item: disintegrating barrel
  15347. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  15348. After Battle: You gain 97 Mana Points
  15349. You acquire an item: BACON
  15350. After Battle: You gain 23 Strengthliness
  15351. After Battle: You gain 58 Mysteriousness
  15352. After Battle: You gain 20 Roguishness
  15353. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  15354. > Turn(378): Starting with 158 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  15355. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 40.7125
  15356. > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 269.2991053598372
  15357. > HP: 373/373, MP: 316/614
  15358. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  15359. > ML: 105 control: 10
  15360. > Everything Looks Yellow: 5
  15361. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  15362.  
  15363. smash disintegrating barrel
  15364. You acquire an item: insanely spicy jumping bean burrito
  15365.  
  15366. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  15367.  
  15368. Converting insanely spicy jumping bean burrito into Fuel
  15369. > Compressed 1 insanely spicy jumping bean burrito into sheep, I mean fuel: 43 --> 53
  15370.  
  15371. equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat
  15372. > In the palindome
  15373. > Pre Adventure at Inside the Palindome done, beep.
  15374.  
  15375. [379] Inside the Palindome
  15376. Encounter: Do Geese See God?
  15377. Took choice 129/1: photograph of God
  15378. choice.php?whichchoice=129&option=1&pwd
  15379. You acquire an item: photograph of God
  15380.  
  15381. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  15382. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  15383.  
  15384. cast 1 Scarysauce
  15385. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  15386.  
  15387. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  15388. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  15389. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  15390. > Turn(379): Starting with 157 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  15391. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 40.7125
  15392. > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 269.2991053598372
  15393. > HP: 373/373, MP: 306/614
  15394. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  15395. > ML: 105 control: 10
  15396. > Everything Looks Yellow: 4
  15397. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  15398.  
  15399. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  15400.  
  15401. equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat
  15402. > In the palindome
  15403. > Pre Adventure at Inside the Palindome done, beep.
  15404.  
  15405. [380] Inside the Palindome
  15406. Encounter: Drab Bard AND TESLA!
  15407. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  15408. Round 1: Drab Bard takes 3 damage.
  15409. Round 1: Drab Bard takes 1 damage.
  15410. Round 1: Drab Bard takes 2 damage.
  15411. Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
  15412. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  15413. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  15414. Round 2: Drab Bard drops 9 attack power.
  15415. Round 2: Drab Bard drops 9 defense.
  15416. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  15417. Round 3: Drab Bard drops 23 attack power.
  15418. Round 3: Drab Bard drops 23 defense.
  15419. Round 3: Drab Bard drops 9 attack power.
  15420. Round 3: Drab Bard drops 8 defense.
  15421. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  15422. Round 4: Drab Bard takes 9 damage.
  15423. Round 4: Drab Bard drops 11 attack power.
  15424. Round 4: Drab Bard drops 9 defense.
  15425. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  15426. Round 5: Drab Bard takes 16 damage.
  15427. Round 5: You gain 16 hit points
  15428. Round 5: Drab Bard drops 8 attack power.
  15429. Round 5: Drab Bard drops 8 defense.
  15430. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  15431. Round 6: Drab Bard drops 8 attack power.
  15432. Round 6: Drab Bard drops 8 defense.
  15433. Round 6: Drab Bard drops 9 attack power.
  15434. Round 6: Drab Bard drops 8 defense.
  15435. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  15436. Round 7: Drab Bard takes 41 damage.
  15437. Round 7: Drab Bard takes 41 damage.
  15438. Round 7: Drab Bard drops 9 attack power.
  15439. Round 7: Drab Bard drops 8 defense.
  15440. Round 7: Drab Bard takes 5 damage.
  15441. Round 7: Drab Bard takes 1 damage.
  15442. Round 7: Drab Bard takes 3 damage.
  15443. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
  15444. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  15445. Round 8: Drab Bard takes 41 damage.
  15446. Round 8: Drab Bard takes 41 damage.
  15447. Round 8: Drab Bard drops 9 attack power.
  15448. Round 8: Drab Bard drops 8 defense.
  15449. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  15450. Round 9: Drab Bard takes 41 damage.
  15451. Round 9: Drab Bard takes 41 damage.
  15452. Round 9: Drab Bard drops 9 attack power.
  15453. Round 9: Drab Bard drops 8 defense.
  15454. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  15455. You gain 129 Meat
  15456. After Battle: Tingteng spins and whirls in the breeze, like a spicy little dust devil.
  15457. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  15458. You acquire an item: olive
  15459. You acquire an item: drab sonata
  15460. You acquire an item: guitar pick
  15461. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  15462. After Battle: You gain 79 Mana Points
  15463. You acquire an item: BACON
  15464. After Battle: You gain 16 Muscleboundness
  15465. After Battle: You gain 50 Wizardliness
  15466. After Battle: You gain 25 Cheek
  15467.  
  15468. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  15469. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  15470.  
  15471. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  15472. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  15473. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  15474. > Turn(380): Starting with 156 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  15475. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 40.7125
  15476. > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 269.2991053598372
  15477. > HP: 373/373, MP: 368/614
  15478. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  15479. > ML: 105 control: 10
  15480. > Everything Looks Yellow: 3
  15481. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  15482.  
  15483. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  15484.  
  15485. equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat
  15486. > In the palindome
  15487. > Pre Adventure at Inside the Palindome done, beep.
  15488.  
  15489. [381] Inside the Palindome
  15490. Encounter: Racecar Bob AND TESLA!
  15491. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  15492. Round 1: Racecar Bob takes 5 damage.
  15493. Round 1: Racecar Bob takes 1 damage.
  15494. Round 1: Racecar Bob takes 3 damage.
  15495. Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
  15496. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  15497. Round 1: Arbos casts TRANSCENDENT OLFACTION!
  15498. You acquire an effect: On the Trail (40)
  15499. Round 2: Racecar Bob takes 4 damage.
  15500. Round 2: Racecar Bob takes 1 damage.
  15501. Round 2: Racecar Bob takes 4 damage.
  15502. Round 2: You lose 5 hit points
  15503. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  15504. Round 3: Racecar Bob drops 11 attack power.
  15505. Round 3: Racecar Bob drops 11 defense.
  15506. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  15507. Round 4: Racecar Bob drops 24 attack power.
  15508. Round 4: Racecar Bob drops 22 defense.
  15509. Round 4: Racecar Bob drops 9 attack power.
  15510. Round 4: Racecar Bob drops 10 defense.
  15511. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  15512. Round 5: Racecar Bob takes 9 damage.
  15513. Round 5: Racecar Bob drops 8 attack power.
  15514. Round 5: Racecar Bob drops 8 defense.
  15515. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  15516. Round 6: Racecar Bob takes 13 damage.
  15517. Round 6: You gain 13 hit points
  15518. Round 6: Racecar Bob drops 10 attack power.
  15519. Round 6: Racecar Bob drops 12 defense.
  15520. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  15521. Round 7: Racecar Bob drops 9 attack power.
  15522. Round 7: Racecar Bob drops 8 defense.
  15523. Round 7: Racecar Bob drops 8 attack power.
  15524. Round 7: Racecar Bob drops 10 defense.
  15525. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  15526. Round 8: Racecar Bob takes 41 damage.
  15527. Round 8: Racecar Bob takes 41 damage.
  15528. Round 8: Racecar Bob drops 10 attack power.
  15529. Round 8: Racecar Bob drops 10 defense.
  15530. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  15531. Round 9: Racecar Bob takes 41 damage.
  15532. Round 9: Racecar Bob takes 41 damage.
  15533. Round 9: Racecar Bob drops 10 attack power.
  15534. Round 9: Racecar Bob drops 10 defense.
  15535. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  15536. Round 10: Racecar Bob takes 41 damage.
  15537. Round 10: Racecar Bob takes 41 damage.
  15538. Round 10: Racecar Bob drops 8 attack power.
  15539. Round 10: Racecar Bob drops 8 defense.
  15540. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  15541. You gain 207 Meat
  15542. After Battle: Tingteng spins and whirls in the breeze, like a spicy little dust devil.
  15543. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  15544. You acquire an item: mesh cap
  15545. You acquire an item: enormous belt buckle
  15546. You acquire an item: leather chaps
  15547. You acquire an item: stunt nuts
  15548. You acquire an item: ketchup hound
  15549. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  15550. After Battle: You gain 89 Mana Points
  15551. You acquire an item: BACON
  15552. After Battle: You gain 17 Strengthliness
  15553. After Battle: You gain 68 Magicalness
  15554. After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek
  15555.  
  15556. cast 1 Wry Smile
  15557. You acquire an effect: Wry Smile (10)
  15558.  
  15559. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  15560. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  15561.  
  15562. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  15563. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  15564.  
  15565. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  15566. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  15567.  
  15568. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  15569. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  15570.  
  15571. cast 1 Astral Shell
  15572. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  15573.  
  15574. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  15575. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  15576.  
  15577. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  15578. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  15579.  
  15580. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  15581. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  15582.  
  15583. cast 1 Blubber Up
  15584. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  15585.  
  15586. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  15587. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  15588.  
  15589. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  15590. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  15591.  
  15592. cast 1 Disco Fever
  15593. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  15594. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  15595. > Turn(381): Starting with 155 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  15596. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 40.74166666666667
  15597. > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 269.2991053598372
  15598. > HP: 373/373, MP: 278/614
  15599. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  15600. > ML: 105 control: 10
  15601. > Everything Looks Yellow: 2
  15602. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  15603.  
  15604. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  15605.  
  15606. equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat
  15607. > In the palindome
  15608.  
  15609. [382] Cook 1 wet stew + 1 stunt nuts
  15610. You acquire an item: wet stunt nut stew
  15611. Crafting used 1 each of stunt nuts and wet stew
  15612.  
  15613. Visiting Mr. Alarm's office
  15614. > Pre Adventure at Inside the Palindome done, beep.
  15615.  
  15616. [382] Inside the Palindome
  15617. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Evil Olive
  15618. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  15619. Round 1: Evil Olive takes 4 damage.
  15620. Round 1: Evil Olive takes 2 damage.
  15621. Round 1: Evil Olive takes 5 damage.
  15622. Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
  15623. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  15624. > Looking at banishAction: skill Asdon Martin: Spring-Loaded Front Bumper
  15625. Round 1: Arbos casts ASDON MARTIN: SPRING-LOADED FRONT BUMPER!
  15626.  
  15627. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  15628. You gain 9 hit points
  15629. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  15630. > Turn(381): Starting with 155 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  15631. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 40.74166666666667
  15632. > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 269.2991053598372
  15633. > HP: 373/373, MP: 258/614
  15634. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  15635. > ML: 105 control: 10
  15636. > Everything Looks Yellow: 2
  15637. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  15638.  
  15639. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  15640.  
  15641. equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat
  15642. > In the palindome
  15643.  
  15644. Visiting Mr. Alarm's office
  15645. > Pre Adventure at Inside the Palindome done, beep.
  15646.  
  15647. [382] Inside the Palindome
  15648. Encounter: Wooof! Wooooooof!
  15649. Took choice 1106/2: +50% all stats for 30 turns
  15650. choice.php?whichchoice=1106&option=2&pwd
  15651. You acquire an effect: Adventurer's Best Friendship (30)
  15652. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  15653. > Turn(381): Starting with 155 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  15654. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 40.725
  15655. > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 269.2991053598372
  15656. > HP: 373/373, MP: 258/614
  15657. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  15658. > ML: 105 control: 10
  15659. > Everything Looks Yellow: 2
  15660. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  15661.  
  15662. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  15663.  
  15664. equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat
  15665. > In the palindome
  15666.  
  15667. Visiting Mr. Alarm's office
  15668. > Pre Adventure at Inside the Palindome done, beep.
  15669.  
  15670. [382] Inside the Palindome
  15671. Encounter: Bob Racecar AND TESLA!
  15672. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  15673. Round 1: Bob Racecar takes 3 damage.
  15674. Round 1: Bob Racecar takes 2 damage.
  15675. Round 1: Bob Racecar takes 2 damage.
  15676. Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
  15677. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  15678. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  15679. Round 2: Bob Racecar drops 10 attack power.
  15680. Round 2: Bob Racecar drops 8 defense.
  15681. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  15682. Round 3: Bob Racecar drops 24 attack power.
  15683. Round 3: Bob Racecar drops 23 defense.
  15684. Round 3: Bob Racecar drops 9 attack power.
  15685. Round 3: Bob Racecar drops 10 defense.
  15686. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  15687. Round 4: Bob Racecar takes 9 damage.
  15688. Round 4: Bob Racecar drops 11 attack power.
  15689. Round 4: Bob Racecar drops 11 defense.
  15690. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  15691. Round 5: Bob Racecar takes 14 damage.
  15692. Round 5: You gain 14 hit points
  15693. Round 5: Bob Racecar drops 8 attack power.
  15694. Round 5: Bob Racecar drops 9 defense.
  15695. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  15696. Round 6: Bob Racecar drops 9 attack power.
  15697. Round 6: Bob Racecar drops 8 defense.
  15698. Round 6: Bob Racecar drops 9 attack power.
  15699. Round 6: Bob Racecar drops 8 defense.
  15700. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  15701. Round 7: Bob Racecar takes 41 damage.
  15702. Round 7: Bob Racecar takes 82 damage.
  15703. Round 7: Bob Racecar drops 8 attack power.
  15704. Round 7: Bob Racecar drops 10 defense.
  15705. Round 7: Bob Racecar takes 3 damage.
  15706. Round 7: Bob Racecar takes 2 damage.
  15707. Round 7: Bob Racecar takes 3 damage.
  15708. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
  15709. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  15710. Round 8: Bob Racecar takes 41 damage.
  15711. Round 8: Bob Racecar takes 41 damage.
  15712. Round 8: Bob Racecar drops 9 attack power.
  15713. Round 8: Bob Racecar drops 9 defense.
  15714. Round 8: Bob Racecar takes 4 damage.
  15715. Round 8: Bob Racecar takes 1 damage.
  15716. Round 8: Bob Racecar takes 5 damage.
  15717. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
  15718. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  15719. You gain 212 Meat
  15720. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  15721. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  15722. You acquire an item: leather chaps
  15723. You acquire an item: stunt nuts
  15724. You acquire an item: ketchup hound
  15725. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  15726. After Battle: You gain 63 Mana Points
  15727. You acquire an item: BACON
  15728. After Battle: You gain 23 Fortitude
  15729. You gain a Muscle point!
  15730. After Battle: You gain 58 Mysteriousness
  15731. After Battle: You gain 16 Chutzpah
  15732. You gain a Moxie point!
  15733.  
  15734. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  15735. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  15736.  
  15737. cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
  15738. You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (10)
  15739.  
  15740. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  15741. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  15742. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  15743. > Turn(382): Starting with 154 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  15744. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 40.725
  15745. > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 269.2991053598372
  15746. > HP: 374/374, MP: 281/614
  15747. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  15748. > ML: 105 control: 10
  15749. > Everything Looks Yellow: 1
  15750. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  15751.  
  15752. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  15753.  
  15754. equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat
  15755. > In the palindome
  15756.  
  15757. Visiting Mr. Alarm's office
  15758. > Pre Adventure at Inside the Palindome done, beep.
  15759.  
  15760. [383] Inside the Palindome
  15761. Encounter: Racecar Bob AND TESLA!
  15762. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  15763. Round 1: Racecar Bob takes 4 damage.
  15764. Round 1: Racecar Bob takes 2 damage.
  15765. Round 1: Racecar Bob takes 4 damage.
  15766. Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
  15767. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  15768. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  15769. Round 2: Racecar Bob drops 9 attack power.
  15770. Round 2: Racecar Bob drops 9 defense.
  15771. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  15772. Round 3: Racecar Bob drops 24 attack power.
  15773. Round 3: Racecar Bob drops 23 defense.
  15774. Round 3: Racecar Bob drops 9 attack power.
  15775. Round 3: Racecar Bob drops 9 defense.
  15776. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  15777. Round 4: Racecar Bob takes 9 damage.
  15778. Round 4: Racecar Bob drops 9 attack power.
  15779. Round 4: Racecar Bob drops 9 defense.
  15780. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  15781. Round 5: Racecar Bob takes 13 damage.
  15782. Round 5: You gain 13 hit points
  15783. Round 5: Racecar Bob drops 8 attack power.
  15784. Round 5: Racecar Bob drops 9 defense.
  15785. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  15786. Round 6: Racecar Bob drops 9 attack power.
  15787. Round 6: Racecar Bob drops 8 defense.
  15788. Round 6: Racecar Bob drops 9 attack power.
  15789. Round 6: Racecar Bob drops 11 defense.
  15790. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  15791. Round 7: Racecar Bob takes 41 damage.
  15792. Round 7: Racecar Bob takes 41 damage.
  15793. Round 7: Racecar Bob drops 9 attack power.
  15794. Round 7: Racecar Bob drops 10 defense.
  15795. Round 7: Racecar Bob takes 5 damage.
  15796. Round 7: Racecar Bob takes 1 damage.
  15797. Round 7: Racecar Bob takes 4 damage.
  15798. Round 7: You lose 2 hit points
  15799. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  15800. Round 8: Racecar Bob takes 41 damage.
  15801. Round 8: Racecar Bob takes 41 damage.
  15802. Round 8: Racecar Bob drops 9 attack power.
  15803. Round 8: Racecar Bob drops 11 defense.
  15804. Round 8: Racecar Bob takes 4 damage.
  15805. Round 8: Racecar Bob takes 2 damage.
  15806. Round 8: Racecar Bob takes 3 damage.
  15807. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
  15808. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  15809. Round 9: Racecar Bob takes 41 damage.
  15810. Round 9: Racecar Bob takes 41 damage.
  15811. Round 9: Racecar Bob drops 9 attack power.
  15812. Round 9: Racecar Bob drops 8 defense.
  15813. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  15814. Your familiar gains a pound: Isabella, the 17 lb. Intergnat
  15815. You gain 196 Meat
  15816. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  15817. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  15818. You acquire an item: enormous belt buckle
  15819. You acquire an item: leather chaps
  15820. You acquire an item: stunt nuts
  15821. You acquire an item: ketchup hound
  15822. You acquire an item: &quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;
  15823. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  15824. After Battle: You gain 67 Mana Points
  15825. You acquire an item: BACON
  15826. After Battle: You gain 20 Fortitude
  15827. After Battle: You gain 61 Wizardliness
  15828. You gain a Mysticality point!
  15829. After Battle: You gain 17 Sarcasm
  15830. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  15831. > Turn(383): Starting with 153 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  15832. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 40.725
  15833. > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 220.84289527554463
  15834. > HP: 374/374, MP: 350/616
  15835. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  15836. > ML: 105 control: 10
  15837. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  15838.  
  15839. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  15840.  
  15841. equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat
  15842. > In the palindome
  15843.  
  15844. Visiting Mr. Alarm's office
  15845. > Pre Adventure at Inside the Palindome done, beep.
  15846.  
  15847. [384] Inside the Palindome
  15848. Encounter: Racecar Bob NAMED NEIL
  15849. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  15850. Round 1: Racecar Bob takes 4 damage.
  15851. Round 1: Racecar Bob takes 1 damage.
  15852. Round 1: Racecar Bob takes 5 damage.
  15853. Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
  15854. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  15855. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  15856. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 19 damage.
  15857. Round 2: Racecar Bob takes 19 damage.
  15858. Round 2: Racecar Bob drops 12 attack power.
  15859. Round 2: Racecar Bob drops 12 defense.
  15860. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  15861. Round 3: Racecar Bob drops 24 attack power.
  15862. Round 3: Racecar Bob drops 22 defense.
  15863. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 17 damage.
  15864. Round 3: Racecar Bob takes 17 damage.
  15865. Round 3: Racecar Bob drops 9 attack power.
  15866. Round 3: Racecar Bob drops 10 defense.
  15867. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  15868. Round 4: Racecar Bob takes 9 damage.
  15869. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 18 damage.
  15870. Round 4: Racecar Bob takes 18 damage.
  15871. Round 4: Racecar Bob drops 9 attack power.
  15872. Round 4: Racecar Bob drops 9 defense.
  15873. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  15874. Round 5: Racecar Bob takes 10 damage.
  15875. Round 5: You gain 10 hit points
  15876. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 15 damage.
  15877. Round 5: Racecar Bob takes 15 damage.
  15878. Round 5: Racecar Bob drops 9 attack power.
  15879. Round 5: Racecar Bob drops 10 defense.
  15880. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  15881. Round 6: Racecar Bob drops 9 attack power.
  15882. Round 6: Racecar Bob drops 8 defense.
  15883. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 22 damage.
  15884. Round 6: Racecar Bob takes 22 damage.
  15885. Round 6: Racecar Bob drops 10 attack power.
  15886. Round 6: Racecar Bob drops 10 defense.
  15887. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  15888. Round 7: Racecar Bob takes 41 damage.
  15889. Round 7: Racecar Bob takes 41 damage.
  15890. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 20 damage.
  15891. Round 7: Racecar Bob takes 20 damage.
  15892. Round 7: Racecar Bob drops 9 attack power.
  15893. Round 7: Racecar Bob drops 11 defense.
  15894. Round 7: Racecar Bob takes 3 damage.
  15895. Round 7: Racecar Bob takes 1 damage.
  15896. Round 7: Racecar Bob takes 2 damage.
  15897. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
  15898. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  15899. Round 8: Racecar Bob takes 41 damage.
  15900. Round 8: Racecar Bob takes 41 damage.
  15901. Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 14 damage.
  15902. Round 8: Racecar Bob takes 14 damage.
  15903. Round 8: Racecar Bob drops 8 attack power.
  15904. Round 8: Racecar Bob drops 11 defense.
  15905. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  15906. After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
  15907. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscleboundness
  15908. You gain 214 Meat
  15909. After Battle: Tingteng spins and whirls in the breeze, like a spicy little dust devil.
  15910. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  15911. You acquire an item: leather chaps
  15912. You acquire an item: stunt nuts
  15913. You acquire an item: ketchup hound
  15914. You acquire an item: disintegrating barrel
  15915. You acquire an item: BACON
  15916. After Battle: You gain 20 Fortitude
  15917. After Battle: You gain 64 Wizardliness
  15918. After Battle: You gain 15 Smarm
  15919.  
  15920. cast 1 Scarysauce
  15921. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  15922.  
  15923. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  15924. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  15925.  
  15926. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  15927. You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10)
  15928. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  15929. > Turn(384): Starting with 152 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  15930. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 40.725
  15931. > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 220.84289527554463
  15932. > HP: 374/374, MP: 295/616
  15933. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  15934. > ML: 105 control: 10
  15935. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  15936.  
  15937. smash disintegrating barrel
  15938. You acquire an item: banana
  15939.  
  15940. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  15941.  
  15942. equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat
  15943. > In the palindome
  15944.  
  15945. Visiting Mr. Alarm's office
  15946. > Pre Adventure at Inside the Palindome done, beep.
  15947.  
  15948. [385] Inside the Palindome
  15949. Encounter: Racecar Bob WITH BACON!!!
  15950. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  15951. Round 1: Racecar Bob takes 4 damage.
  15952. Round 1: Racecar Bob takes 2 damage.
  15953. Round 1: Racecar Bob takes 5 damage.
  15954. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  15955. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  15956. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  15957. Round 2: Racecar Bob drops 10 attack power.
  15958. Round 2: Racecar Bob drops 10 defense.
  15959. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  15960. Round 3: Racecar Bob drops 24 attack power.
  15961. Round 3: Racecar Bob drops 23 defense.
  15962. Round 3: Racecar Bob drops 12 attack power.
  15963. Round 3: Racecar Bob drops 11 defense.
  15964. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  15965. Round 4: Racecar Bob takes 9 damage.
  15966. Round 4: Racecar Bob drops 8 attack power.
  15967. Round 4: Racecar Bob drops 8 defense.
  15968. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  15969. Round 5: Racecar Bob takes 13 damage.
  15970. Round 5: You gain 13 hit points
  15971. Round 5: Racecar Bob drops 11 attack power.
  15972. Round 5: Racecar Bob drops 10 defense.
  15973. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  15974. Round 6: Racecar Bob drops 9 attack power.
  15975. Round 6: Racecar Bob drops 8 defense.
  15976. Round 6: Racecar Bob drops 9 attack power.
  15977. Round 6: Racecar Bob drops 9 defense.
  15978. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  15979. Round 7: Racecar Bob takes 41 damage.
  15980. Round 7: Racecar Bob takes 41 damage.
  15981. Round 7: Racecar Bob drops 12 attack power.
  15982. Round 7: Racecar Bob drops 11 defense.
  15983. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  15984. Round 8: Racecar Bob takes 41 damage.
  15985. Round 8: Racecar Bob takes 41 damage.
  15986. Round 8: Racecar Bob drops 9 attack power.
  15987. Round 8: Racecar Bob drops 9 defense.
  15988. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  15989. Round 9: Racecar Bob takes 41 damage.
  15990. Round 9: Racecar Bob takes 41 damage.
  15991. Round 9: Racecar Bob drops 9 attack power.
  15992. Round 9: Racecar Bob drops 9 defense.
  15993. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  15994. You gain 219 Meat
  15995. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  15996. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  15997. You acquire an item: mesh cap
  15998. You acquire an item: enormous belt buckle
  15999. You acquire an item: leather chaps
  16000. You acquire an item: stunt nuts
  16001. You acquire an item: ketchup hound
  16002. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  16003. After Battle: You gain 18 Beefiness
  16004. After Battle: You gain 53 Magicalness
  16005. After Battle: You gain 25 Chutzpah
  16006.  
  16007. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  16008. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  16009.  
  16010. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  16011. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  16012. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  16013. > Turn(385): Starting with 151 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  16014. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 40.725
  16015. > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 220.84289527554463
  16016. > HP: 374/374, MP: 275/616
  16017. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  16018. > ML: 105 control: 10
  16019. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  16020.  
  16021. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  16022.  
  16023. equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat
  16024. > In the palindome
  16025.  
  16026. Visiting Mr. Alarm's office
  16027. > Pre Adventure at Inside the Palindome done, beep.
  16028.  
  16029. [386] Inside the Palindome
  16030. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Racecar Bob
  16031. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  16032. Round 1: Racecar Bob takes 4 damage.
  16033. Round 1: Racecar Bob takes 2 damage.
  16034. Round 1: Racecar Bob takes 2 damage.
  16035. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  16036. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  16037. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  16038. Round 2: Racecar Bob drops 11 attack power.
  16039. Round 2: Racecar Bob drops 9 defense.
  16040. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  16041. Round 3: Racecar Bob drops 24 attack power.
  16042. Round 3: Racecar Bob drops 22 defense.
  16043. Round 3: Racecar Bob drops 9 attack power.
  16044. Round 3: Racecar Bob drops 9 defense.
  16045. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  16046. Round 4: Racecar Bob takes 9 damage.
  16047. Round 4: Racecar Bob drops 8 attack power.
  16048. Round 4: Racecar Bob drops 9 defense.
  16049. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  16050. Round 5: Racecar Bob takes 13 damage.
  16051. Round 5: You gain 13 hit points
  16052. Round 5: Racecar Bob drops 10 attack power.
  16053. Round 5: Racecar Bob drops 9 defense.
  16054. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  16055. Round 6: Racecar Bob drops 9 attack power.
  16056. Round 6: Racecar Bob drops 8 defense.
  16057. Round 6: Racecar Bob drops 12 attack power.
  16058. Round 6: Racecar Bob drops 11 defense.
  16059. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  16060. Round 7: Racecar Bob takes 41 damage.
  16061. Round 7: Racecar Bob takes 41 damage.
  16062. Round 7: Racecar Bob drops 8 attack power.
  16063. Round 7: Racecar Bob drops 10 defense.
  16064. Round 7: Racecar Bob takes 4 damage.
  16065. Round 7: Racecar Bob takes 2 damage.
  16066. Round 7: Racecar Bob takes 3 damage.
  16067. Round 7: You lose 2 hit points
  16068. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  16069. Round 8: Racecar Bob takes 82 damage.
  16070. Round 8: Racecar Bob takes 41 damage.
  16071. Round 8: Racecar Bob drops 10 attack power.
  16072. Round 8: Racecar Bob drops 11 defense.
  16073. Round 8: Racecar Bob takes 4 damage.
  16074. Round 8: Racecar Bob takes 1 damage.
  16075. Round 8: Racecar Bob takes 6 damage.
  16076. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
  16077. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  16078. You gain 228 Meat
  16079. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  16080. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  16081. You acquire an item: mesh cap
  16082. You acquire an item: enormous belt buckle
  16083. You acquire an item: leather chaps
  16084. You acquire an item: stunt nuts
  16085. You acquire an item: ketchup hound
  16086. After Battle: Isabella freaks out and starts babbling "I used to be a Agent_of_Change but then I took an arrow to the knee..."
  16087. You acquire an item: BACON
  16088. After Battle: You gain 19 Fortitude
  16089. After Battle: You gain 68 Magicalness
  16090. After Battle: You gain 15 Sarcasm
  16091.  
  16092. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  16093. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  16094.  
  16095. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  16096. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
  16097.  
  16098. cast 1 Astral Shell
  16099. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  16100.  
  16101. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  16102. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  16103.  
  16104. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  16105. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  16106.  
  16107. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  16108. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  16109. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  16110. > Turn(386): Starting with 150 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  16111. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 40.725
  16112. > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 220.84289527554463
  16113. > HP: 374/374, MP: 201/616
  16114. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  16115. > ML: 105 control: 10
  16116. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  16117.  
  16118. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  16119.  
  16120. equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat
  16121. > In the palindome
  16122.  
  16123. Visiting Mr. Alarm's office
  16124. > Pre Adventure at Inside the Palindome done, beep.
  16125.  
  16126. [387] Inside the Palindome
  16127. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Racecar Bob
  16128. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  16129. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  16130. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  16131. Round 2: Racecar Bob drops 9 attack power.
  16132. Round 2: Racecar Bob drops 8 defense.
  16133. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  16134. Round 3: Racecar Bob drops 24 attack power.
  16135. Round 3: Racecar Bob drops 22 defense.
  16136. Round 3: Racecar Bob drops 12 attack power.
  16137. Round 3: Racecar Bob drops 12 defense.
  16138. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  16139. Round 4: Racecar Bob takes 9 damage.
  16140. Round 4: Racecar Bob drops 9 attack power.
  16141. Round 4: Racecar Bob drops 12 defense.
  16142. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  16143. Round 5: Racecar Bob takes 14 damage.
  16144. Round 5: You gain 14 hit points
  16145. Round 5: Racecar Bob drops 11 attack power.
  16146. Round 5: Racecar Bob drops 9 defense.
  16147. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  16148. Round 6: Racecar Bob drops 9 attack power.
  16149. Round 6: Racecar Bob drops 8 defense.
  16150. Round 6: Racecar Bob drops 11 attack power.
  16151. Round 6: Racecar Bob drops 10 defense.
  16152. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  16153. Round 7: Racecar Bob takes 82 damage.
  16154. Round 7: Racecar Bob takes 82 damage.
  16155. Round 7: Racecar Bob drops 8 attack power.
  16156. Round 7: Racecar Bob drops 8 defense.
  16157. Round 7: Racecar Bob takes 3 damage.
  16158. Round 7: Racecar Bob takes 1 damage.
  16159. Round 7: Racecar Bob takes 2 damage.
  16160. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
  16161. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  16162. Round 8: Racecar Bob takes 82 damage.
  16163. Round 8: Racecar Bob takes 41 damage.
  16164. Round 8: Racecar Bob drops 11 attack power.
  16165. Round 8: Racecar Bob drops 11 defense.
  16166. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  16167. You gain 214 Meat
  16168. After Battle: Tingteng spins and whirls in the breeze, like a spicy little dust devil.
  16169. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  16170. You acquire an item: mesh cap
  16171. You acquire an item: enormous belt buckle
  16172. You acquire an item: stunt nuts
  16173. You acquire an item: ketchup hound
  16174. After Battle: Isabella starts twitching and moaning. "All your Neil are belong to us!", it blurts.
  16175. You acquire an item: BACON
  16176. After Battle: You gain 19 Muscleboundness
  16177. After Battle: You gain 56 Mysteriousness
  16178. You gain a Mysticality point!
  16179. After Battle: You gain 23 Cheek
  16180. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  16181. > Turn(387): Starting with 149 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  16182. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 40.725
  16183. > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 220.84289527554463
  16184. > HP: 374/374, MP: 203/620
  16185. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  16186. > ML: 105 control: 10
  16187. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  16188.  
  16189. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  16190.  
  16191. equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat
  16192. > In the palindome
  16193.  
  16194. Visiting Mr. Alarm's office
  16195. > Pre Adventure at Inside the Palindome done, beep.
  16196.  
  16197. [388] Inside the Palindome
  16198. Encounter: Racecar Bob NAMED NEIL
  16199. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  16200. Round 1: Racecar Bob takes 5 damage.
  16201. Round 1: Racecar Bob takes 1 damage.
  16202. Round 1: Racecar Bob takes 6 damage.
  16203. Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
  16204. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  16205. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  16206. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 19 damage.
  16207. Round 2: Racecar Bob takes 19 damage.
  16208. Round 2: Racecar Bob drops 9 attack power.
  16209. Round 2: Racecar Bob drops 9 defense.
  16210. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  16211. Round 3: Racecar Bob drops 24 attack power.
  16212. Round 3: Racecar Bob drops 22 defense.
  16213. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 17 damage.
  16214. Round 3: Racecar Bob takes 17 damage.
  16215. Round 3: Racecar Bob drops 12 attack power.
  16216. Round 3: Racecar Bob drops 10 defense.
  16217. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  16218. Round 4: Racecar Bob takes 9 damage.
  16219. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 19 damage.
  16220. Round 4: Racecar Bob takes 19 damage.
  16221. Round 4: Racecar Bob drops 8 attack power.
  16222. Round 4: Racecar Bob drops 8 defense.
  16223. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  16224. Round 5: Racecar Bob takes 10 damage.
  16225. Round 5: You gain 10 hit points
  16226. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 25 damage.
  16227. Round 5: Racecar Bob takes 25 damage.
  16228. Round 5: Racecar Bob drops 10 attack power.
  16229. Round 5: Racecar Bob drops 8 defense.
  16230. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  16231. Round 6: Racecar Bob drops 9 attack power.
  16232. Round 6: Racecar Bob drops 8 defense.
  16233. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 16 damage.
  16234. Round 6: Racecar Bob takes 16 damage.
  16235. Round 6: Racecar Bob drops 9 attack power.
  16236. Round 6: Racecar Bob drops 8 defense.
  16237. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  16238. Round 7: Racecar Bob takes 41 damage.
  16239. Round 7: Racecar Bob takes 41 damage.
  16240. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 25 damage.
  16241. Round 7: Racecar Bob takes 25 damage.
  16242. Round 7: Racecar Bob drops 9 attack power.
  16243. Round 7: Racecar Bob drops 11 defense.
  16244. Round 7: Racecar Bob takes 4 damage.
  16245. Round 7: Racecar Bob takes 2 damage.
  16246. Round 7: Racecar Bob takes 2 damage.
  16247. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
  16248. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  16249. You gain 223 Meat
  16250. After Battle: Tingteng spins and whirls in the breeze, like a spicy little dust devil.
  16251. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  16252. You acquire an item: mesh cap
  16253. You acquire an item: enormous belt buckle
  16254. You acquire an item: stunt nuts
  16255. You acquire an item: ketchup hound
  16256. You acquire an item: photograph of a dog
  16257. You acquire an item: BACON
  16258. After Battle: You gain 21 Strengthliness
  16259. After Battle: You gain 48 Wizardliness
  16260. After Battle: You gain 25 Sarcasm
  16261. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  16262. > Turn(388): Starting with 148 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  16263. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 40.725
  16264. > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 220.84289527554463
  16265. > HP: 367/367, MP: 209/620
  16266. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  16267. > ML: 105 control: 10
  16268. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  16269.  
  16270. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  16271.  
  16272. equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat
  16273. > In the palindome
  16274.  
  16275. Visiting Mr. Alarm's office
  16276.  
  16277. use 1 &quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;
  16278.  
  16279. Visiting Dr. Awkward's office
  16280. Took choice 872/1: (secret choice)
  16281. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=872&option=1&photo1=2259&photo2=7264&photo3=7263&photo4=7265
  16282. You lose 375 hit points
  16283. You acquire an item: &quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;
  16284.  
  16285. use 1 &quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;
  16286.  
  16287. Visiting Relaxing Hot Tub in clan VIP lounge
  16288. You lose an effect: Beaten Up (0)
  16289. You gain 367 hit points
  16290.  
  16291. Visiting Mr. Alarm's office
  16292.  
  16293. Visiting Mr. Alarm's office
  16294. You acquire an item: Mega Gem
  16295.  
  16296. equip acc2 Mega Gem
  16297. > War sir is raw!!
  16298. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  16299. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (2) accesses required.
  16300.  
  16301. Visiting Dr. Awkward's office
  16302. Encounter: Dr. Awkward
  16303. Took choice 131/1: War, sir, is raw!
  16304. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=131&option=1
  16305. Encounter: Dr. Awkward WITH BACON!!!
  16306. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  16307.  
  16308. [389] Noob Cave
  16309. Encounter: Dr. Awkward WITH BACON!!!
  16310. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  16311. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  16312. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  16313. Round 2: Dr. Awkward drops 10 attack power.
  16314. Round 2: Dr. Awkward drops 9 defense.
  16315. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  16316. Round 3: Dr. Awkward drops 25 attack power.
  16317. Round 3: Dr. Awkward drops 24 defense.
  16318. Round 3: Dr. Awkward drops 10 attack power.
  16319. Round 3: Dr. Awkward drops 10 defense.
  16320. Round 3: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  16321. Round 4: Dr. Awkward takes 19 damage.
  16322. Round 4: You gain 19 hit points
  16323. Round 4: Dr. Awkward drops 9 attack power.
  16324. Round 4: Dr. Awkward drops 8 defense.
  16325. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  16326. Round 5: Dr. Awkward drops 10 attack power.
  16327. Round 5: Dr. Awkward drops 9 defense.
  16328. Round 5: Dr. Awkward drops 9 attack power.
  16329. Round 5: Dr. Awkward drops 11 defense.
  16330. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  16331. Round 6: Dr. Awkward drops 9 attack power.
  16332. Round 6: Dr. Awkward drops 11 defense.
  16333. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  16334. Round 7: Dr. Awkward takes 93 damage.
  16335. Round 7: Dr. Awkward takes 47 damage.
  16336. Round 7: Dr. Awkward drops 10 attack power.
  16337. Round 7: Dr. Awkward drops 9 defense.
  16338. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  16339. Round 8: Dr. Awkward drops 9 attack power.
  16340. Round 8: Dr. Awkward drops 12 defense.
  16341. Round 8: Dr. Awkward takes 14 damage.
  16342. Round 8: Dr. Awkward heals 20 hit points.
  16343. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  16344. Round 9: Dr. Awkward takes 47 damage.
  16345. Round 9: Dr. Awkward takes 93 damage.
  16346. Round 9: Dr. Awkward drops 9 attack power.
  16347. Round 9: Dr. Awkward drops 10 defense.
  16348. Round 9: Dr. Awkward takes 12 damage.
  16349. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  16350. After Battle: Tingteng whirls around picking up items, like a little couscous tornado.
  16351. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  16352. You acquire an item: Staff of Fats
  16353. You acquire an item: Drowsy Sword
  16354. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  16355. After Battle: You gain 41 Beefiness
  16356. You gain a Muscle point!
  16357. After Battle: You gain 127 Wizardliness
  16358. After Battle: You gain 37 Roguishness
  16359. You gain a Moxie point!
  16360.  
  16361. cast 1 Scarysauce
  16362. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  16363. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  16364. > Turn(389): Starting with 147 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  16365. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 24.666666666666668
  16366. > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 205.84289527554463
  16367. > HP: 345/345, MP: 200/595
  16368. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  16369. > ML: 85 control: 10
  16370. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  16371.  
  16372. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  16373.  
  16374. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  16375. > Reveal the pyramid
  16376.  
  16377. Combine 1 ancient amulet + 1 Eye of Ed
  16378. You acquire an item: headpiece of the Staff of Ed
  16379. Crafting used 1 each of ancient amulet and Eye of Ed
  16380.  
  16381. Combine 1 headpiece of the Staff of Ed + 1 Staff of Fats
  16382. You acquire an item: Staff of Ed
  16383. Crafting used 1 each of Staff of Fats and headpiece of the Staff of Ed
  16384.  
  16385. place.php?whichplace=desertbeach&action=db_pyramid1
  16386. > Pre Adventure at The Upper Chamber done, beep.
  16387.  
  16388. [390] The Upper Chamber
  16389. Encounter: A Wheel -- How Fortunate!
  16390. You acquire an item: crumbling wooden wheel
  16391.  
  16392. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  16393. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  16394.  
  16395. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  16396. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  16397.  
  16398. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  16399. You gain 54 hit points
  16400. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  16401. > Turn(390): Starting with 146 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  16402. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 42.5
  16403. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 245.84289527554463
  16404. > HP: 406/406, MP: 174/654
  16405. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  16406. > ML: 105 control: 10
  16407. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  16408. > In the pyramid (W:1) (R:0) (U:false)
  16409. > Pre Adventure at The Upper Chamber done, beep.
  16410.  
  16411. [391] The Upper Chamber
  16412. Encounter: A Wheel -- How Fortunate!
  16413. You acquire an item: crumbling wooden wheel
  16414.  
  16415. cast 1 Wry Smile
  16416. You acquire an effect: Wry Smile (10)
  16417.  
  16418. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  16419. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  16420.  
  16421. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  16422. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  16423.  
  16424. cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
  16425. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
  16426.  
  16427. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  16428. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  16429. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  16430. > Turn(391): Starting with 145 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  16431. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 42.5
  16432. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 245.84289527554463
  16433. > HP: 406/406, MP: 79/654
  16434. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  16435. > ML: 105 control: 10
  16436. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  16437. > In the pyramid (W:2) (R:0) (U:false)
  16438. > Pre Adventure at The Upper Chamber done, beep.
  16439. > Restoring MP! Currently at 406 of 406 HP, 79 of 654 MP, current meat: 3136 ... Target MP = 327.
  16440. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  16441. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  16442.  
  16443. buy 25 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  16444. You spent 1,900 Meat
  16445. You acquire black cherry soda (25)
  16446.  
  16447. use 25 black cherry soda
  16448. You gain 243 Mana Points
  16449.  
  16450. buy 1 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  16451. You spent 76 Meat
  16452. You acquire an item: black cherry soda
  16453.  
  16454. use 1 black cherry soda
  16455. You gain 10 Mana Points
  16456.  
  16457. [392] The Upper Chamber
  16458. Encounter: A Wheel -- How Fortunate!
  16459. You acquire an item: crumbling wooden wheel
  16460.  
  16461. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  16462. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  16463.  
  16464. cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
  16465. You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (10)
  16466.  
  16467. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  16468. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  16469.  
  16470. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  16471. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  16472.  
  16473. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  16474. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  16475.  
  16476. cast 1 Astral Shell
  16477. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  16478.  
  16479. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  16480. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  16481.  
  16482. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  16483. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  16484.  
  16485. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  16486. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  16487.  
  16488. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  16489. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  16490.  
  16491. cast 1 Blubber Up
  16492. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  16493.  
  16494. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  16495. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  16496.  
  16497. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  16498. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  16499.  
  16500. cast 1 Disco Fever
  16501. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  16502. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  16503. > Turn(392): Starting with 144 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  16504. > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 42.5
  16505. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 245.84289527554463
  16506. > HP: 406/406, MP: 209/654
  16507. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  16508. > ML: 105 control: 10
  16509. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  16510. > In the pyramid (W:3) (R:0) (U:false)
  16511. > Pre Adventure at The Upper Chamber done, beep.
  16512.  
  16513. [393] The Upper Chamber
  16514. Encounter: tomb servant WITH BACON!!!
  16515. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  16516. Round 1: You lose 18 hit points
  16517. Round 1: tomb servant takes 4 damage.
  16518. Round 1: tomb servant takes 2 damage.
  16519. Round 1: tomb servant takes 1 damage.
  16520. Round 1: You lose 11 hit points
  16521. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  16522. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  16523. Round 2: tomb servant drops 8 attack power.
  16524. Round 2: tomb servant drops 9 defense.
  16525. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  16526. Round 3: tomb servant drops 26 attack power.
  16527. Round 3: tomb servant drops 25 defense.
  16528. Round 3: tomb servant drops 10 attack power.
  16529. Round 3: tomb servant drops 9 defense.
  16530. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  16531. Round 4: tomb servant takes 8 damage.
  16532. Round 4: tomb servant drops 9 attack power.
  16533. Round 4: tomb servant drops 11 defense.
  16534. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  16535. Round 5: tomb servant takes 16 damage.
  16536. Round 5: You gain 16 hit points
  16537. Round 5: tomb servant drops 9 attack power.
  16538. Round 5: tomb servant drops 11 defense.
  16539. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  16540. Round 6: tomb servant drops 10 attack power.
  16541. Round 6: tomb servant drops 9 defense.
  16542. Round 6: tomb servant drops 9 attack power.
  16543. Round 6: tomb servant drops 9 defense.
  16544. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  16545. Round 7: tomb servant takes 82 damage.
  16546. Round 7: tomb servant takes 82 damage.
  16547. Round 7: tomb servant drops 9 attack power.
  16548. Round 7: tomb servant drops 9 defense.
  16549. Round 7: tomb servant takes 3 damage.
  16550. Round 7: tomb servant takes 1 damage.
  16551. Round 7: tomb servant takes 1 damage.
  16552. Round 7: You lose 3 hit points
  16553. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  16554. Round 8: tomb servant takes 41 damage.
  16555. Round 8: tomb servant takes 82 damage.
  16556. Round 8: tomb servant drops 10 attack power.
  16557. Round 8: tomb servant drops 8 defense.
  16558. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  16559. You gain 114 Meat
  16560. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  16561. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  16562. You acquire an item: canopic jar
  16563. You acquire an item: ancient protein powder
  16564. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  16565. After Battle: You gain 22 Fortitude
  16566. After Battle: You gain 68 Wizardliness
  16567. After Battle: You gain 16 Smarm
  16568.  
  16569. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  16570. You gain 6 hit points
  16571. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  16572. > Turn(393): Starting with 143 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  16573. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 42.5
  16574. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 245.84289527554463
  16575. > HP: 406/406, MP: 194/654
  16576. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  16577. > ML: 105 control: 10
  16578. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  16579. > In the pyramid (W:3) (R:0) (U:false)
  16580. > Pre Adventure at The Upper Chamber done, beep.
  16581.  
  16582. [394] The Upper Chamber
  16583. Encounter: A Wheel -- How Fortunate!
  16584. You acquire an item: crumbling wooden wheel
  16585.  
  16586. cast 1 Scarysauce
  16587. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  16588.  
  16589. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  16590. You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10)
  16591. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  16592. > Turn(394): Starting with 142 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  16593. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 42.5
  16594. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 245.84289527554463
  16595. > HP: 406/406, MP: 155/654
  16596. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  16597. > ML: 105 control: 10
  16598. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  16599. > In the pyramid (W:4) (R:0) (U:false)
  16600. > Pre Adventure at The Upper Chamber done, beep.
  16601.  
  16602. [395] The Upper Chamber
  16603. Encounter: Down Dooby-Doo Down Down
  16604. > Turn(395): Starting with 141 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  16605. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 42.5
  16606. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 245.84289527554463
  16607. > HP: 406/406, MP: 169/654
  16608. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  16609. > ML: 105 control: 10
  16610. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  16611. > In the pyramid (W:4) (R:0) (U:false)
  16612.  
  16613. uneffect On the Trail
  16614. > Source Terminal request: enhance items.enh
  16615. Source Terminal: enhance items.enh
  16616. You acquire an effect: items.enh (100)
  16617. > Pre Adventure at The Middle Chamber done, beep.
  16618.  
  16619. [396] The Middle Chamber
  16620. Encounter: tomb asp NAMED NEIL
  16621. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  16622. Round 1: tomb asp takes 4 damage.
  16623. Round 1: tomb asp takes 2 damage.
  16624. Round 1: tomb asp takes 2 damage.
  16625. Round 1: You lose 11 hit points
  16626. You acquire an effect: Really Quite Poisoned (10)
  16627. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  16628. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  16629. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 16 damage.
  16630. Round 2: tomb asp takes 16 damage.
  16631. Round 2: tomb asp drops 10 attack power.
  16632. Round 2: tomb asp drops 10 defense.
  16633. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  16634. Round 3: tomb asp drops 27 attack power.
  16635. Round 3: tomb asp drops 24 defense.
  16636. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 18 damage.
  16637. Round 3: tomb asp takes 18 damage.
  16638. Round 3: tomb asp drops 9 attack power.
  16639. Round 3: tomb asp drops 10 defense.
  16640. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  16641. Round 4: tomb asp takes 4 damage.
  16642. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 21 damage.
  16643. Round 4: tomb asp takes 21 damage.
  16644. Round 4: tomb asp drops 9 attack power.
  16645. Round 4: tomb asp drops 10 defense.
  16646. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  16647. Round 5: tomb asp takes 12 damage.
  16648. Round 5: You gain 12 hit points
  16649. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 17 damage.
  16650. Round 5: tomb asp takes 17 damage.
  16651. Round 5: tomb asp drops 11 attack power.
  16652. Round 5: tomb asp drops 10 defense.
  16653. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  16654. Round 6: tomb asp drops 10 attack power.
  16655. Round 6: tomb asp drops 9 defense.
  16656. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 14 damage.
  16657. Round 6: tomb asp takes 14 damage.
  16658. Round 6: tomb asp drops 11 attack power.
  16659. Round 6: tomb asp drops 11 defense.
  16660. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  16661. Round 7: tomb asp takes 41 damage.
  16662. Round 7: tomb asp takes 41 damage.
  16663. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 21 damage.
  16664. Round 7: tomb asp takes 21 damage.
  16665. Round 7: tomb asp drops 10 attack power.
  16666. Round 7: tomb asp drops 9 defense.
  16667. Round 7: tomb asp takes 2 damage.
  16668. Round 7: tomb asp takes 2 damage.
  16669. Round 7: tomb asp takes 4 damage.
  16670. Round 7: You lose 9 hit points
  16671. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  16672. Round 8: tomb asp takes 41 damage.
  16673. Round 8: tomb asp takes 41 damage.
  16674. Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 21 damage.
  16675. Round 8: tomb asp takes 21 damage.
  16676. Round 8: tomb asp drops 10 attack power.
  16677. Round 8: tomb asp drops 9 defense.
  16678. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  16679. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  16680. You gain 233 Meat
  16681. After Battle: Tingteng whirls around picking up items, like a little couscous tornado.
  16682. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  16683. You acquire an item: BACON
  16684. After Battle: You gain 18 Strongness
  16685. After Battle: You gain 68 Wizardliness
  16686. You gain a Mysticality point!
  16687. After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness
  16688.  
  16689. cast 1 Disco Nap
  16690. You gain 40 hit points
  16691. You lose an effect: Really Quite Poisoned (0)
  16692.  
  16693. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  16694. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  16695.  
  16696. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  16697. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
  16698.  
  16699. cast 1 Astral Shell
  16700. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  16701.  
  16702. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  16703. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  16704.  
  16705. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  16706. You gain 59 hit points
  16707. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  16708. > Turn(396): Starting with 140 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  16709. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 42.175
  16710. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 275.8428952755446
  16711. > HP: 406/406, MP: 81/656
  16712. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  16713. > ML: 105 control: 10
  16714. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  16715. > In the pyramid (W:4) (R:0) (U:false)
  16716. > Pre Adventure at The Middle Chamber done, beep.
  16717. > Restoring MP! Currently at 406 of 406 HP, 81 of 656 MP, current meat: 1507 ... Target MP = 328.
  16718. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  16719. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  16720.  
  16721. buy 19 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  16722. You spent 1,444 Meat
  16723. You acquire black cherry soda (19)
  16724.  
  16725. use 19 black cherry soda
  16726. You gain 187 Mana Points
  16727. > Cannot spend meat to fully restore MP! Failed to use black cherry soda for some reason.
  16728. > Did not fully restore MP for some reason.
  16729.  
  16730. [397] The Middle Chamber
  16731. Encounter: tomb servant WITH BACON!!!
  16732. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  16733. Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
  16734. Round 1: tomb servant takes 3 damage.
  16735. Round 1: tomb servant takes 2 damage.
  16736. Round 1: tomb servant takes 1 damage.
  16737. Round 1: You lose 11 hit points
  16738. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  16739. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  16740. Round 2: tomb servant drops 9 attack power.
  16741. Round 2: tomb servant drops 9 defense.
  16742. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  16743. Round 3: tomb servant drops 26 attack power.
  16744. Round 3: tomb servant drops 26 defense.
  16745. Round 3: tomb servant drops 10 attack power.
  16746. Round 3: tomb servant drops 12 defense.
  16747. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  16748. Round 4: tomb servant takes 8 damage.
  16749. Round 4: tomb servant drops 12 attack power.
  16750. Round 4: tomb servant drops 9 defense.
  16751. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  16752. Round 5: tomb servant takes 16 damage.
  16753. Round 5: You gain 16 hit points
  16754. Round 5: tomb servant drops 10 attack power.
  16755. Round 5: tomb servant drops 10 defense.
  16756. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  16757. Round 6: tomb servant drops 9 attack power.
  16758. Round 6: tomb servant drops 9 defense.
  16759. Round 6: tomb servant drops 9 attack power.
  16760. Round 6: tomb servant drops 9 defense.
  16761. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  16762. Round 7: tomb servant takes 82 damage.
  16763. Round 7: tomb servant takes 82 damage.
  16764. Round 7: tomb servant drops 11 attack power.
  16765. Round 7: tomb servant drops 9 defense.
  16766. Round 7: tomb servant takes 3 damage.
  16767. Round 7: tomb servant takes 2 damage.
  16768. Round 7: tomb servant takes 1 damage.
  16769. Round 7: You lose 2 hit points
  16770. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  16771. Round 8: tomb servant takes 41 damage.
  16772. Round 8: tomb servant takes 164 damage.
  16773. Round 8: tomb servant drops 9 attack power.
  16774. Round 8: tomb servant drops 10 defense.
  16775. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  16776. After Battle: You gain 5 Sarcasm
  16777. You gain 99 Meat
  16778. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  16779. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  16780. You acquire an item: canopic jar
  16781. You acquire an item: unidentified jerky
  16782. You acquire an item: mummy wrapping
  16783. You acquire an item: ancient protein powder
  16784. You acquire an item: secret mummy herbs and spices
  16785. You acquire an item: mouldering barrel
  16786. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  16787. After Battle: You gain 31 Beefiness
  16788. After Battle: You gain 50 Enchantedness
  16789. After Battle: You gain 18 Chutzpah
  16790.  
  16791. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  16792. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  16793.  
  16794. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  16795. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  16796.  
  16797. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  16798. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  16799.  
  16800. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  16801. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  16802.  
  16803. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  16804. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  16805.  
  16806. cast 5 Sauce Contemplation
  16807. You acquire an effect: Saucemastery (25)
  16808.  
  16809. cast 5 Manicotti Meditation
  16810. You acquire an effect: Pasta Oneness (25)
  16811.  
  16812. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  16813. You gain 6 hit points
  16814. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  16815. > Turn(397): Starting with 139 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  16816. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 42.175
  16817. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 275.8428952755446
  16818. > HP: 406/406, MP: 201/656
  16819. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  16820. > ML: 105 control: 10
  16821. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  16822.  
  16823. smash mouldering barrel
  16824. You acquire an item: the funk
  16825. > In the pyramid (W:4) (R:0) (U:false)
  16826. > Pre Adventure at The Middle Chamber done, beep.
  16827.  
  16828. [398] The Middle Chamber
  16829. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR tomb asp
  16830. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  16831. Round 1: tomb asp takes 4 damage.
  16832. Round 1: tomb asp takes 2 damage.
  16833. Round 1: tomb asp takes 6 damage.
  16834. Round 1: You lose 12 hit points
  16835. You acquire an effect: Really Quite Poisoned (10)
  16836. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  16837. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  16838. Round 2: tomb asp drops 11 attack power.
  16839. Round 2: tomb asp drops 12 defense.
  16840. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  16841. Round 3: tomb asp drops 27 attack power.
  16842. Round 3: tomb asp drops 24 defense.
  16843. Round 3: tomb asp drops 10 attack power.
  16844. Round 3: tomb asp drops 12 defense.
  16845. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  16846. Round 4: tomb asp takes 4 damage.
  16847. Round 4: tomb asp drops 10 attack power.
  16848. Round 4: tomb asp drops 9 defense.
  16849. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  16850. Round 5: tomb asp takes 14 damage.
  16851. Round 5: You gain 14 hit points
  16852. Round 5: tomb asp drops 12 attack power.
  16853. Round 5: tomb asp drops 10 defense.
  16854. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  16855. Round 6: tomb asp drops 10 attack power.
  16856. Round 6: tomb asp drops 9 defense.
  16857. Round 6: tomb asp drops 10 attack power.
  16858. Round 6: tomb asp drops 9 defense.
  16859. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  16860. Round 7: tomb asp takes 41 damage.
  16861. Round 7: tomb asp takes 41 damage.
  16862. Round 7: tomb asp drops 9 attack power.
  16863. Round 7: tomb asp drops 11 defense.
  16864. Round 7: tomb asp takes 2 damage.
  16865. Round 7: tomb asp takes 2 damage.
  16866. Round 7: tomb asp takes 5 damage.
  16867. Round 7: You lose 9 hit points
  16868. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  16869. Round 8: tomb asp takes 82 damage.
  16870. Round 8: tomb asp takes 41 damage.
  16871. Round 8: tomb asp drops 9 attack power.
  16872. Round 8: tomb asp drops 11 defense.
  16873. Round 8: tomb asp takes 2 damage.
  16874. Round 8: tomb asp takes 2 damage.
  16875. Round 8: tomb asp takes 3 damage.
  16876. Round 8: You lose 9 hit points
  16877. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  16878. Round 9: tomb asp takes 41 damage.
  16879. Round 9: tomb asp takes 41 damage.
  16880. Round 9: tomb asp drops 9 attack power.
  16881. Round 9: tomb asp drops 9 defense.
  16882. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  16883. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  16884. You gain 226 Meat
  16885. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  16886. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  16887. You acquire an item: unidentified jerky
  16888. After Battle: Isabella starts twitching and moaning. "All your Neil are belong to us!", it blurts.
  16889. You acquire an item: BACON
  16890. After Battle: You gain 16 Muscleboundness
  16891. After Battle: You gain 80 Magicalness
  16892. After Battle: You gain 15 Chutzpah
  16893.  
  16894. cast 1 Disco Nap
  16895. You gain 40 hit points
  16896. You lose an effect: Really Quite Poisoned (0)
  16897.  
  16898. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  16899. You gain 67 hit points
  16900. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  16901. > Turn(398): Starting with 138 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  16902. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 42.175
  16903. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 275.8428952755446
  16904. > HP: 406/406, MP: 174/656
  16905. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  16906. > ML: 105 control: 10
  16907. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  16908. > In the pyramid (W:4) (R:0) (U:false)
  16909. > Pre Adventure at The Middle Chamber done, beep.
  16910.  
  16911. [399] The Middle Chamber
  16912. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR tomb rat
  16913. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  16914. Round 1: tomb rat takes 4 damage.
  16915. Round 1: tomb rat takes 1 damage.
  16916. Round 1: tomb rat takes 3 damage.
  16917. Round 1: You lose 11 hit points
  16918. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  16919. Round 1: Arbos casts TRANSCENDENT OLFACTION!
  16920. You acquire an effect: On the Trail (40)
  16921. Round 2: tomb rat takes 3 damage.
  16922. Round 2: tomb rat takes 1 damage.
  16923. Round 2: tomb rat takes 4 damage.
  16924. Round 2: You lose 11 hit points
  16925. Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  16926. Round 3: tomb rat drops 11 attack power.
  16927. Round 3: tomb rat drops 10 defense.
  16928. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  16929. Round 4: tomb rat drops 26 attack power.
  16930. Round 4: tomb rat drops 25 defense.
  16931. Round 4: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
  16932. Round 4: tomb rat drops 9 defense.
  16933. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  16934. Round 5: tomb rat takes 8 damage.
  16935. Round 5: tomb rat drops 12 attack power.
  16936. Round 5: tomb rat drops 9 defense.
  16937. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  16938. Round 6: tomb rat takes 15 damage.
  16939. Round 6: You gain 15 hit points
  16940. Round 6: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
  16941. Round 6: tomb rat drops 10 defense.
  16942. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  16943. Round 7: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
  16944. Round 7: tomb rat drops 9 defense.
  16945. Round 7: tomb rat drops 12 attack power.
  16946. Round 7: tomb rat drops 11 defense.
  16947. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  16948. Round 8: tomb rat takes 41 damage.
  16949. Round 8: tomb rat takes 41 damage.
  16950. Round 8: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
  16951. Round 8: tomb rat drops 10 defense.
  16952. Round 8: tomb rat takes 2 damage.
  16953. Round 8: tomb rat takes 1 damage.
  16954. Round 8: tomb rat takes 2 damage.
  16955. Round 8: You lose 2 hit points
  16956. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  16957. Round 9: tomb rat takes 41 damage.
  16958. Round 9: tomb rat takes 82 damage.
  16959. Round 9: tomb rat drops 11 attack power.
  16960. Round 9: tomb rat drops 11 defense.
  16961. Round 9: tomb rat takes 2 damage.
  16962. Round 9: tomb rat takes 1 damage.
  16963. Round 9: tomb rat takes 3 damage.
  16964. Round 9: You lose 2 hit points
  16965. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  16966. Round 10: tomb rat takes 41 damage.
  16967. Round 10: tomb rat takes 41 damage.
  16968. Round 10: tomb rat drops 10 attack power.
  16969. Round 10: tomb rat drops 10 defense.
  16970. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  16971. You gain 191 Meat
  16972. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  16973. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  16974. You acquire an item: tomb ratchet
  16975. You acquire an item: leathery rat skin
  16976. You acquire an item: unidentified jerky
  16977. After Battle: Isabella starts twitching and moaning. "All your K'thatxae are belong to us!", it blurts.
  16978. You acquire an item: BACON
  16979. After Battle: You gain 17 Beefiness
  16980. After Battle: You gain 66 Wizardliness
  16981. After Battle: You gain 22 Roguishness
  16982.  
  16983. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  16984. You gain 4 hit points
  16985. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  16986. > Turn(399): Starting with 137 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  16987. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 42.141666666666666
  16988. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 275.8428952755446
  16989. > HP: 406/406, MP: 117/656
  16990. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  16991. > ML: 105 control: 10
  16992. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  16993. > In the pyramid (W:4) (R:1) (U:false)
  16994.  
  16995. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  16996. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  16997. > Pre Adventure at The Middle Chamber done, beep.
  16998. > Restoring MP! Currently at 406 of 406 HP, 106 of 656 MP, current meat: 579 ... Target MP = 328.
  16999. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  17000. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  17001.  
  17002. buy 7 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  17003. You spent 532 Meat
  17004. You acquire black cherry soda (7)
  17005.  
  17006. use 7 black cherry soda
  17007. You gain 71 Mana Points
  17008. > Cannot spend meat to fully restore MP! Failed to use black cherry soda for some reason.
  17009. > Did not fully restore MP for some reason.
  17010.  
  17011. [400] The Middle Chamber
  17012. Encounter: tomb servant NAMED NEIL
  17013. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  17014. Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
  17015. Round 1: tomb servant takes 3 damage.
  17016. Round 1: tomb servant takes 2 damage.
  17017. Round 1: tomb servant takes 1 damage.
  17018. Round 1: You lose 11 hit points
  17019. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  17020. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  17021. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 27 damage.
  17022. Round 2: tomb servant takes 27 damage.
  17023. Round 2: tomb servant drops 10 attack power.
  17024. Round 2: tomb servant drops 9 defense.
  17025. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  17026. Round 3: tomb servant drops 26 attack power.
  17027. Round 3: tomb servant drops 25 defense.
  17028. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 22 damage.
  17029. Round 3: tomb servant takes 22 damage.
  17030. Round 3: tomb servant drops 9 attack power.
  17031. Round 3: tomb servant drops 10 defense.
  17032. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  17033. Round 4: tomb servant takes 8 damage.
  17034. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 20 damage.
  17035. Round 4: tomb servant takes 20 damage.
  17036. Round 4: tomb servant drops 11 attack power.
  17037. Round 4: tomb servant drops 11 defense.
  17038. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  17039. Round 5: tomb servant takes 12 damage.
  17040. Round 5: You gain 12 hit points
  17041. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 15 damage.
  17042. Round 5: tomb servant takes 15 damage.
  17043. Round 5: tomb servant drops 9 attack power.
  17044. Round 5: tomb servant drops 11 defense.
  17045. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  17046. Round 6: tomb servant drops 9 attack power.
  17047. Round 6: tomb servant drops 9 defense.
  17048. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 22 damage.
  17049. Round 6: tomb servant takes 22 damage.
  17050. Round 6: tomb servant drops 9 attack power.
  17051. Round 6: tomb servant drops 9 defense.
  17052. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  17053. Round 7: tomb servant takes 41 damage.
  17054. Round 7: tomb servant takes 82 damage.
  17055. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 17 damage.
  17056. Round 7: tomb servant takes 17 damage.
  17057. Round 7: tomb servant drops 10 attack power.
  17058. Round 7: tomb servant drops 9 defense.
  17059. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  17060. Round 8: tomb servant takes 41 damage.
  17061. Round 8: tomb servant takes 82 damage.
  17062. Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 18 damage.
  17063. Round 8: tomb servant takes 18 damage.
  17064. Round 8: tomb servant drops 10 attack power.
  17065. Round 8: tomb servant drops 11 defense.
  17066. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  17067. You gain 107 Meat
  17068. After Battle: Tingteng pirouettes in the air, searching for scattered items. Maybe he was a pierougi in a past life.
  17069. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  17070. You acquire an item: canopic jar
  17071. You acquire an item: unidentified jerky
  17072. You acquire an item: ancient protein powder
  17073. You acquire an item: BACON
  17074. After Battle: You gain 21 Muscleboundness
  17075. After Battle: You gain 71 Enchantedness
  17076. After Battle: You gain 14 Chutzpah
  17077.  
  17078. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  17079. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  17080.  
  17081. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  17082. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  17083.  
  17084. cast 1 Scarysauce
  17085. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  17086.  
  17087. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  17088. You gain 7 hit points
  17089. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  17090. > Turn(400): Starting with 136 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  17091. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 42.141666666666666
  17092. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 275.8428952755446
  17093. > HP: 406/406, MP: 130/656
  17094. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  17095. > ML: 105 control: 10
  17096. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  17097. > In the pyramid (W:4) (R:1) (U:false)
  17098. > Pre Adventure at The Middle Chamber done, beep.
  17099. > Restoring MP! Currently at 406 of 406 HP, 130 of 656 MP, current meat: 154 ... Target MP = 328.
  17100. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  17101. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  17102.  
  17103. buy 2 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  17104. You spent 152 Meat
  17105. You acquire black cherry soda (2)
  17106.  
  17107. use 2 black cherry soda
  17108. You gain 20 Mana Points
  17109. > Cannot spend meat to fully restore MP! Failed to use black cherry soda for some reason.
  17110. > Did not fully restore MP for some reason.
  17111.  
  17112. [401] The Middle Chamber
  17113. Encounter: Further Down Dooby-Doo Down Down
  17114. > Turn(401): Starting with 135 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  17115. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 42.141666666666666
  17116. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 275.8428952755446
  17117. > HP: 406/406, MP: 165/656
  17118. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  17119. > ML: 105 control: 10
  17120. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  17121. > In the pyramid (W:4) (R:1) (U:false)
  17122. > Pre Adventure at The Middle Chamber done, beep.
  17123.  
  17124. [402] The Middle Chamber
  17125. Encounter: tomb rat AND TESLA!
  17126. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  17127. Round 1: tomb rat takes 3 damage.
  17128. Round 1: tomb rat takes 2 damage.
  17129. Round 1: tomb rat takes 2 damage.
  17130. Round 1: You lose 11 hit points
  17131. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  17132. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  17133. Round 2: tomb rat drops 10 attack power.
  17134. Round 2: tomb rat drops 12 defense.
  17135. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  17136. Round 3: tomb rat drops 26 attack power.
  17137. Round 3: tomb rat drops 25 defense.
  17138. Round 3: tomb rat drops 12 attack power.
  17139. Round 3: tomb rat drops 9 defense.
  17140. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  17141. Round 4: tomb rat takes 8 damage.
  17142. Round 4: tomb rat drops 11 attack power.
  17143. Round 4: tomb rat drops 9 defense.
  17144. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  17145. Round 5: tomb rat takes 16 damage.
  17146. Round 5: You gain 16 hit points
  17147. Round 5: tomb rat drops 10 attack power.
  17148. Round 5: tomb rat drops 9 defense.
  17149. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  17150. Round 6: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
  17151. Round 6: tomb rat drops 9 defense.
  17152. Round 6: tomb rat drops 11 attack power.
  17153. Round 6: tomb rat drops 9 defense.
  17154. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  17155. Round 7: tomb rat takes 41 damage.
  17156. Round 7: tomb rat takes 41 damage.
  17157. Round 7: tomb rat drops 10 attack power.
  17158. Round 7: tomb rat drops 9 defense.
  17159. Round 7: tomb rat takes 2 damage.
  17160. Round 7: tomb rat takes 2 damage.
  17161. Round 7: tomb rat takes 6 damage.
  17162. Round 7: You lose 2 hit points
  17163. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  17164. Round 8: tomb rat takes 41 damage.
  17165. Round 8: tomb rat takes 41 damage.
  17166. Round 8: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
  17167. Round 8: tomb rat drops 9 defense.
  17168. Round 8: tomb rat takes 2 damage.
  17169. Round 8: tomb rat takes 2 damage.
  17170. Round 8: tomb rat takes 6 damage.
  17171. Round 8: You lose 2 hit points
  17172. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  17173. Round 9: tomb rat takes 41 damage.
  17174. Round 9: tomb rat takes 41 damage.
  17175. Round 9: tomb rat drops 12 attack power.
  17176. Round 9: tomb rat drops 12 defense.
  17177. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  17178. After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
  17179. After Battle: Tingteng looks more powerful...
  17180. You gain 167 Meat
  17181. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  17182. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  17183. You acquire an item: leathery rat skin
  17184. You acquire an item: unidentified jerky
  17185. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  17186. After Battle: You gain 81 Mana Points
  17187. You acquire an item: BACON
  17188. After Battle: You gain 19 Beefiness
  17189. After Battle: You gain 66 Wizardliness
  17190. You gain a Mysticality point!
  17191. After Battle: You gain 20 Sarcasm
  17192.  
  17193. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  17194. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  17195.  
  17196. cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
  17197. You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (10)
  17198.  
  17199. cast 1 Wry Smile
  17200. You acquire an effect: Wry Smile (10)
  17201.  
  17202. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  17203. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  17204.  
  17205. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  17206. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  17207.  
  17208. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  17209. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  17210.  
  17211. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  17212. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  17213.  
  17214. cast 1 Astral Shell
  17215. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  17216.  
  17217. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  17218. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  17219.  
  17220. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  17221. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  17222.  
  17223. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  17224. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  17225. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  17226. > Turn(402): Starting with 134 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  17227. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 42.141666666666666
  17228. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 276.8428952755446
  17229. > HP: 406/406, MP: 109/660
  17230. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  17231. > ML: 105 control: 10
  17232. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  17233. > In the pyramid (W:4) (R:1) (U:false)
  17234.  
  17235. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  17236. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  17237. > Pre Adventure at The Middle Chamber done, beep.
  17238. > Restoring MP! Currently at 406 of 406 HP, 94 of 660 MP, current meat: 169 ... Target MP = 330.
  17239. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  17240. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  17241.  
  17242. buy 2 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  17243. You spent 152 Meat
  17244. You acquire black cherry soda (2)
  17245.  
  17246. use 2 black cherry soda
  17247. You gain 20 Mana Points
  17248. > Cannot spend meat to fully restore MP! Failed to use black cherry soda for some reason.
  17249. > Did not fully restore MP for some reason.
  17250.  
  17251. [403] The Middle Chamber
  17252. Encounter: Ratchet-catcher
  17253. You acquire an item: tomb ratchet
  17254. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  17255. > Turn(402): Starting with 134 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  17256. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 42.141666666666666
  17257. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 276.8428952755446
  17258. > HP: 406/406, MP: 114/660
  17259. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  17260. > ML: 105 control: 10
  17261. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  17262. > In the pyramid (W:4) (R:2) (U:false)
  17263. > Pre Adventure at The Middle Chamber done, beep.
  17264. > Restoring MP! Currently at 406 of 406 HP, 114 of 660 MP, current meat: 17 ... Target MP = 330.
  17265. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  17266. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  17267. > Could not find good option to restore MP.
  17268. > Did not fully restore MP for some reason.
  17269.  
  17270. [403] The Middle Chamber
  17271. Encounter: tomb rat NAMED NEIL
  17272. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  17273. Round 1: tomb rat takes 2 damage.
  17274. Round 1: tomb rat takes 1 damage.
  17275. Round 1: tomb rat takes 3 damage.
  17276. Round 1: You lose 11 hit points
  17277. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  17278. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  17279. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 28 damage.
  17280. Round 2: tomb rat takes 28 damage.
  17281. Round 2: tomb rat drops 11 attack power.
  17282. Round 2: tomb rat drops 10 defense.
  17283. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  17284. Round 3: tomb rat drops 26 attack power.
  17285. Round 3: tomb rat drops 25 defense.
  17286. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 26 damage.
  17287. Round 3: tomb rat takes 26 damage.
  17288. Round 3: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
  17289. Round 3: tomb rat drops 9 defense.
  17290. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  17291. Round 4: tomb rat takes 8 damage.
  17292. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 17 damage.
  17293. Round 4: tomb rat takes 17 damage.
  17294. Round 4: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
  17295. Round 4: tomb rat drops 11 defense.
  17296. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  17297. Round 5: tomb rat takes 12 damage.
  17298. Round 5: You gain 12 hit points
  17299. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 17 damage.
  17300. Round 5: tomb rat takes 17 damage.
  17301. Round 5: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
  17302. Round 5: tomb rat drops 10 defense.
  17303. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  17304. Round 6: tomb rat drops 10 attack power.
  17305. Round 6: tomb rat drops 9 defense.
  17306. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 27 damage.
  17307. Round 6: tomb rat takes 27 damage.
  17308. Round 6: tomb rat drops 10 attack power.
  17309. Round 6: tomb rat drops 11 defense.
  17310. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  17311. Round 7: tomb rat takes 41 damage.
  17312. Round 7: tomb rat takes 41 damage.
  17313. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 20 damage.
  17314. Round 7: tomb rat takes 20 damage.
  17315. Round 7: tomb rat drops 10 attack power.
  17316. Round 7: tomb rat drops 9 defense.
  17317. Round 7: tomb rat takes 3 damage.
  17318. Round 7: tomb rat takes 2 damage.
  17319. Round 7: tomb rat takes 4 damage.
  17320. Round 7: You lose 3 hit points
  17321. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  17322. Round 8: tomb rat takes 41 damage.
  17323. Round 8: tomb rat takes 41 damage.
  17324. Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 23 damage.
  17325. Round 8: tomb rat takes 23 damage.
  17326. Round 8: tomb rat drops 11 attack power.
  17327. Round 8: tomb rat drops 9 defense.
  17328. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  17329. You gain 178 Meat
  17330. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  17331. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  17332. You acquire an item: tomb ratchet
  17333. You acquire an item: leathery rat skin
  17334. You acquire an item: unidentified jerky
  17335. You acquire an item: BACON
  17336. After Battle: You gain 12 Beefiness
  17337. After Battle: You gain 69 Enchantedness
  17338. After Battle: You gain 25 Chutzpah
  17339. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  17340. > Turn(403): Starting with 133 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  17341. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 42.141666666666666
  17342. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 276.8428952755446
  17343. > HP: 406/406, MP: 119/660
  17344. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  17345. > ML: 105 control: 10
  17346. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  17347. > In the pyramid (W:4) (R:3) (U:false)
  17348. > Pre Adventure at The Middle Chamber done, beep.
  17349. > Restoring MP! Currently at 406 of 406 HP, 119 of 660 MP, current meat: 195 ... Target MP = 330.
  17350. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  17351. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  17352.  
  17353. buy 2 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  17354. You spent 152 Meat
  17355. You acquire black cherry soda (2)
  17356.  
  17357. use 2 black cherry soda
  17358. You gain 19 Mana Points
  17359. > Cannot spend meat to fully restore MP! Failed to use black cherry soda for some reason.
  17360. > Did not fully restore MP for some reason.
  17361.  
  17362. [404] The Middle Chamber
  17363. Encounter: tomb asp AND TESLA!
  17364. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  17365. Round 1: tomb asp takes 2 damage.
  17366. Round 1: tomb asp takes 2 damage.
  17367. Round 1: tomb asp takes 3 damage.
  17368. Round 1: You lose 13 hit points
  17369. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  17370. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  17371. Round 2: tomb asp drops 9 attack power.
  17372. Round 2: tomb asp drops 10 defense.
  17373. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  17374. Round 3: tomb asp drops 28 attack power.
  17375. Round 3: tomb asp drops 24 defense.
  17376. Round 3: tomb asp drops 9 attack power.
  17377. Round 3: tomb asp drops 9 defense.
  17378. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  17379. Round 4: tomb asp takes 8 damage.
  17380. Round 4: tomb asp drops 9 attack power.
  17381. Round 4: tomb asp drops 9 defense.
  17382. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  17383. Round 5: tomb asp takes 14 damage.
  17384. Round 5: You gain 14 hit points
  17385. Round 5: tomb asp drops 12 attack power.
  17386. Round 5: tomb asp drops 11 defense.
  17387. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  17388. Round 6: tomb asp drops 10 attack power.
  17389. Round 6: tomb asp drops 9 defense.
  17390. Round 6: tomb asp drops 12 attack power.
  17391. Round 6: tomb asp drops 9 defense.
  17392. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  17393. Round 7: tomb asp takes 41 damage.
  17394. Round 7: tomb asp takes 41 damage.
  17395. Round 7: tomb asp drops 9 attack power.
  17396. Round 7: tomb asp drops 11 defense.
  17397. Round 7: tomb asp takes 4 damage.
  17398. Round 7: tomb asp takes 1 damage.
  17399. Round 7: tomb asp takes 5 damage.
  17400. Round 7: You lose 4 hit points
  17401. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  17402. Round 8: tomb asp takes 41 damage.
  17403. Round 8: tomb asp takes 41 damage.
  17404. Round 8: tomb asp drops 11 attack power.
  17405. Round 8: tomb asp drops 9 defense.
  17406. Round 8: tomb asp takes 2 damage.
  17407. Round 8: tomb asp takes 2 damage.
  17408. Round 8: tomb asp takes 3 damage.
  17409. Round 8: You lose 3 hit points
  17410. You acquire an effect: Really Quite Poisoned (10)
  17411. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  17412. Round 9: tomb asp takes 41 damage.
  17413. Round 9: tomb asp takes 82 damage.
  17414. Round 9: tomb asp drops 11 attack power.
  17415. Round 9: tomb asp drops 10 defense.
  17416. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  17417. You gain 233 Meat
  17418. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  17419. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  17420. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  17421. After Battle: You gain 98 Mana Points
  17422. You acquire an item: BACON
  17423. After Battle: You gain 14 Strongness
  17424. You gain a Muscle point!
  17425. After Battle: You gain 74 Mysteriousness
  17426. After Battle: You gain 24 Roguishness
  17427. You gain a Moxie point!
  17428.  
  17429. cast 1 Disco Nap
  17430. You gain 40 hit points
  17431. You lose an effect: Really Quite Poisoned (0)
  17432.  
  17433. cast 1 Scarysauce
  17434. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  17435.  
  17436. cast 1 Blubber Up
  17437. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  17438.  
  17439. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  17440. You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10)
  17441.  
  17442. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  17443. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  17444.  
  17445. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  17446. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  17447.  
  17448. cast 1 Disco Fever
  17449. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  17450.  
  17451. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  17452. You gain 59 hit points
  17453. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  17454. > Turn(404): Starting with 132 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  17455. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 42.141666666666666
  17456. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 276.8428952755446
  17457. > HP: 407/407, MP: 125/660
  17458. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  17459. > ML: 105 control: 10
  17460. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  17461. > In the pyramid (W:4) (R:3) (U:false)
  17462. > Pre Adventure at The Middle Chamber done, beep.
  17463. > Restoring MP! Currently at 407 of 407 HP, 125 of 660 MP, current meat: 276 ... Target MP = 330.
  17464. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  17465. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  17466.  
  17467. buy 3 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  17468. You spent 228 Meat
  17469. You acquire black cherry soda (3)
  17470.  
  17471. use 3 black cherry soda
  17472. You gain 28 Mana Points
  17473. > Cannot spend meat to fully restore MP! Failed to use black cherry soda for some reason.
  17474. > Did not fully restore MP for some reason.
  17475.  
  17476. [405] The Middle Chamber
  17477. Encounter: tomb rat AND TESLA!
  17478. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  17479. Round 1: tomb rat takes 3 damage.
  17480. Round 1: tomb rat takes 2 damage.
  17481. Round 1: tomb rat takes 5 damage.
  17482. Round 1: You lose 11 hit points
  17483. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  17484. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  17485. Round 2: tomb rat drops 12 attack power.
  17486. Round 2: tomb rat drops 11 defense.
  17487. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  17488. Round 3: tomb rat drops 26 attack power.
  17489. Round 3: tomb rat drops 25 defense.
  17490. Round 3: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
  17491. Round 3: tomb rat drops 10 defense.
  17492. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  17493. Round 4: tomb rat takes 8 damage.
  17494. Round 4: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
  17495. Round 4: tomb rat drops 10 defense.
  17496. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  17497. Round 5: tomb rat takes 16 damage.
  17498. Round 5: You gain 16 hit points
  17499. Round 5: tomb rat drops 10 attack power.
  17500. Round 5: tomb rat drops 9 defense.
  17501. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  17502. Round 6: tomb rat drops 10 attack power.
  17503. Round 6: tomb rat drops 9 defense.
  17504. Round 6: tomb rat drops 11 attack power.
  17505. Round 6: tomb rat drops 10 defense.
  17506. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  17507. Round 7: tomb rat takes 41 damage.
  17508. Round 7: tomb rat takes 41 damage.
  17509. Round 7: tomb rat drops 10 attack power.
  17510. Round 7: tomb rat drops 8 defense.
  17511. Round 7: tomb rat takes 2 damage.
  17512. Round 7: tomb rat takes 1 damage.
  17513. Round 7: tomb rat takes 5 damage.
  17514. Round 7: You lose 3 hit points
  17515. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  17516. Round 8: tomb rat takes 41 damage.
  17517. Round 8: tomb rat takes 41 damage.
  17518. Round 8: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
  17519. Round 8: tomb rat drops 11 defense.
  17520. Round 8: tomb rat takes 2 damage.
  17521. Round 8: tomb rat takes 2 damage.
  17522. Round 8: tomb rat takes 3 damage.
  17523. Round 8: You lose 2 hit points
  17524. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  17525. Round 9: tomb rat takes 41 damage.
  17526. Round 9: tomb rat takes 41 damage.
  17527. Round 9: tomb rat drops 10 attack power.
  17528. Round 9: tomb rat drops 11 defense.
  17529. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  17530. You gain 151 Meat
  17531. After Battle: Tingteng spins and whirls in the breeze, like a spicy little dust devil.
  17532. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  17533. You acquire an item: tomb ratchet
  17534. You acquire an item: leathery rat skin
  17535. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  17536. After Battle: You gain 62 Mana Points
  17537. You acquire an item: BACON
  17538. After Battle: You gain 17 Beefiness
  17539. After Battle: You gain 66 Magicalness
  17540. After Battle: You gain 23 Cheek
  17541.  
  17542. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  17543. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  17544.  
  17545. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  17546. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  17547. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  17548. > Turn(405): Starting with 131 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 12
  17549. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 42.141666666666666
  17550. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 276.8428952755446
  17551. > HP: 407/407, MP: 195/660
  17552. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  17553. > ML: 105 control: 10
  17554. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  17555. > In the pyramid (W:4) (R:4) (U:false)
  17556. > Pre Adventure at The Middle Chamber done, beep.
  17557.  
  17558. [406] The Middle Chamber
  17559. Encounter: lobsterfrogman WITH BACON!!!
  17560. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  17561. Round 1: lobsterfrogman takes 4 damage.
  17562. Round 1: lobsterfrogman takes 2 damage.
  17563. Round 1: lobsterfrogman takes 4 damage.
  17564. Round 1: You lose 12 hit points
  17565. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  17566. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  17567. Round 2: lobsterfrogman drops 10 attack power.
  17568. Round 2: lobsterfrogman drops 10 defense.
  17569. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  17570. Round 3: lobsterfrogman drops 27 attack power.
  17571. Round 3: lobsterfrogman drops 25 defense.
  17572. Round 3: lobsterfrogman drops 11 attack power.
  17573. Round 3: lobsterfrogman drops 9 defense.
  17574. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  17575. Round 4: lobsterfrogman takes 8 damage.
  17576. Round 4: lobsterfrogman drops 10 attack power.
  17577. Round 4: lobsterfrogman drops 10 defense.
  17578. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  17579. Round 5: lobsterfrogman takes 16 damage.
  17580. Round 5: You gain 16 hit points
  17581. Round 5: lobsterfrogman drops 13 attack power.
  17582. Round 5: lobsterfrogman drops 12 defense.
  17583. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  17584. Round 6: lobsterfrogman drops 10 attack power.
  17585. Round 6: lobsterfrogman drops 9 defense.
  17586. Round 6: lobsterfrogman drops 9 attack power.
  17587. Round 6: lobsterfrogman drops 11 defense.
  17588. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  17589. Round 7: lobsterfrogman takes 41 damage.
  17590. Round 7: lobsterfrogman takes 41 damage.
  17591. Round 7: lobsterfrogman drops 12 attack power.
  17592. Round 7: lobsterfrogman drops 11 defense.
  17593. Round 7: lobsterfrogman takes 2 damage.
  17594. Round 7: lobsterfrogman takes 1 damage.
  17595. Round 7: lobsterfrogman takes 2 damage.
  17596. Round 7: You lose 3 hit points
  17597. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  17598. Round 8: lobsterfrogman takes 41 damage.
  17599. Round 8: lobsterfrogman takes 41 damage.
  17600. Round 8: lobsterfrogman drops 10 attack power.
  17601. Round 8: lobsterfrogman drops 10 defense.
  17602. Round 8: lobsterfrogman takes 4 damage.
  17603. Round 8: lobsterfrogman takes 1 damage.
  17604. Round 8: lobsterfrogman takes 4 damage.
  17605. Round 8: You lose 2 hit points
  17606. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  17607. Round 9: lobsterfrogman takes 41 damage.
  17608. Round 9: lobsterfrogman takes 82 damage.
  17609. Round 9: lobsterfrogman drops 11 attack power.
  17610. Round 9: lobsterfrogman drops 11 defense.
  17611. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  17612. You gain 123 Meat
  17613. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  17614. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  17615. You acquire an item: barrel of gunpowder
  17616. You acquire an item: mouldering barrel
  17617. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  17618. After Battle: You gain 20 Strengthliness
  17619. After Battle: You gain 69 Mysteriousness
  17620. You gain a Mysticality point!
  17621. You gain a Level!
  17622. After Battle: You gain 20 Roguishness
  17623.  
  17624. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  17625. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  17626.  
  17627. cast 1 Astral Shell
  17628. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  17629.  
  17630. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  17631. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  17632.  
  17633. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  17634. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  17635.  
  17636. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  17637. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  17638. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  17639. > Turn(406): Starting with 130 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  17640. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 42.52499999999999
  17641. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 276.8428952755446
  17642. > HP: 407/407, MP: 145/663
  17643. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  17644. > ML: 107 control: 10
  17645. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  17646. mcd 0
  17647.  
  17648. smash mouldering barrel
  17649. You acquire an item: synthetic marrow
  17650. > In the pyramid (W:4) (R:4) (U:false)
  17651. > Pre Adventure at The Middle Chamber done, beep.
  17652.  
  17653. [407] The Middle Chamber
  17654. Encounter: Under Control
  17655. > Turn(407): Starting with 129 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  17656. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 40.00833333333333
  17657. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 276.8428952755446
  17658. > HP: 407/407, MP: 160/663
  17659. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  17660. > ML: 97 control: 0
  17661. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  17662. > In the pyramid (W:4) (R:4) (U:true)
  17663. > Pre Adventure at The Middle Chamber done, beep.
  17664.  
  17665. [408] The Middle Chamber
  17666. Encounter: tomb rat WITH BACON!!!
  17667. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  17668. Round 1: tomb rat takes 2 damage.
  17669. Round 1: tomb rat takes 1 damage.
  17670. Round 1: tomb rat takes 2 damage.
  17671. Round 1: You lose 10 hit points
  17672. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  17673. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  17674. Round 2: tomb rat drops 10 attack power.
  17675. Round 2: tomb rat drops 11 defense.
  17676. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  17677. Round 3: tomb rat drops 25 attack power.
  17678. Round 3: tomb rat drops 24 defense.
  17679. Round 3: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
  17680. Round 3: tomb rat drops 9 defense.
  17681. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  17682. Round 4: tomb rat takes 9 damage.
  17683. Round 4: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
  17684. Round 4: tomb rat drops 10 defense.
  17685. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  17686. Round 5: tomb rat takes 16 damage.
  17687. Round 5: You gain 16 hit points
  17688. Round 5: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
  17689. Round 5: tomb rat drops 10 defense.
  17690. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  17691. Round 6: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
  17692. Round 6: tomb rat drops 9 defense.
  17693. Round 6: tomb rat drops 8 attack power.
  17694. Round 6: tomb rat drops 9 defense.
  17695. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  17696. Round 7: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
  17697. Round 7: tomb rat drops 9 defense.
  17698. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  17699. Round 8: tomb rat drops 8 attack power.
  17700. Round 8: tomb rat drops 8 defense.
  17701. Round 8: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
  17702. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  17703. Round 9: tomb rat takes 44 damage.
  17704. Round 9: tomb rat takes 44 damage.
  17705. Round 9: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
  17706. Round 9: tomb rat drops 9 defense.
  17707. Round 9: tomb rat takes 12 damage.
  17708. Round 9: tomb rat takes 2 damage.
  17709. Round 9: tomb rat takes 2 damage.
  17710. Round 9: tomb rat takes 4 damage.
  17711. Round 9: You lose 2 hit points
  17712. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  17713. Round 10: tomb rat takes 44 damage.
  17714. Round 10: tomb rat takes 44 damage.
  17715. Round 10: tomb rat drops 10 attack power.
  17716. Round 10: tomb rat drops 9 defense.
  17717. Round 10: tomb rat takes 13 damage.
  17718. Round 10: tomb rat takes 4 damage.
  17719. Round 10: tomb rat takes 2 damage.
  17720. Round 10: tomb rat takes 3 damage.
  17721. Round 10: You lose 1 hit point
  17722. Round 10: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  17723. Round 11: tomb rat takes 44 damage.
  17724. Round 11: tomb rat takes 44 damage.
  17725. Round 11: tomb rat drops 11 attack power.
  17726. Round 11: tomb rat drops 9 defense.
  17727. Round 11: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
  17728. Round 11: Arbos wins the fight!
  17729. You gain 156 Meat
  17730. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  17731. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  17732. You acquire an item: tomb ratchet
  17733. You acquire an item: leathery rat skin
  17734. You acquire an item: unidentified jerky
  17735. You acquire an item: mouldering barrel
  17736. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  17737. After Battle: You gain 17 Fortitude
  17738. After Battle: You gain 61 Mysteriousness
  17739. After Battle: You gain 23 Sarcasm
  17740. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  17741. > Turn(408): Starting with 128 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  17742. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 40.00833333333333
  17743. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 276.8428952755446
  17744. > HP: 407/407, MP: 161/663
  17745. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  17746. > ML: 97 control: 0
  17747. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  17748.  
  17749. smash mouldering barrel
  17750. You acquire an item: scroll of drastic healing
  17751. > In the pyramid (W:4) (R:5) (U:true)
  17752. > Pre Adventure at The Middle Chamber done, beep.
  17753.  
  17754. [409] The Middle Chamber
  17755. Encounter: tomb rat AND TESLA!
  17756. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  17757. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  17758. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  17759. Round 2: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
  17760. Round 2: tomb rat drops 11 defense.
  17761. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  17762. Round 3: tomb rat drops 25 attack power.
  17763. Round 3: tomb rat drops 23 defense.
  17764. Round 3: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
  17765. Round 3: tomb rat drops 9 defense.
  17766. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  17767. Round 4: tomb rat takes 9 damage.
  17768. Round 4: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
  17769. Round 4: tomb rat drops 9 defense.
  17770. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  17771. Round 5: tomb rat takes 17 damage.
  17772. Round 5: You gain 17 hit points
  17773. Round 5: tomb rat drops 10 attack power.
  17774. Round 5: tomb rat drops 10 defense.
  17775. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  17776. Round 6: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
  17777. Round 6: tomb rat drops 8 defense.
  17778. Round 6: tomb rat drops 12 attack power.
  17779. Round 6: tomb rat drops 10 defense.
  17780. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  17781. Round 7: tomb rat drops 11 attack power.
  17782. Round 7: tomb rat drops 11 defense.
  17783. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  17784. Round 8: tomb rat takes 44 damage.
  17785. Round 8: tomb rat takes 44 damage.
  17786. Round 8: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
  17787. Round 8: tomb rat drops 9 defense.
  17788. Round 8: tomb rat takes 2 damage.
  17789. Round 8: tomb rat takes 5 damage.
  17790. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
  17791. Round 8: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  17792. Round 9: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
  17793. Round 9: tomb rat drops 9 defense.
  17794. Round 9: tomb rat takes 13 damage.
  17795. Round 9: tomb rat takes 3 damage.
  17796. Round 9: tomb rat takes 2 damage.
  17797. Round 9: You lose 1 hit point
  17798. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  17799. Round 10: tomb rat takes 44 damage.
  17800. Round 10: tomb rat takes 87 damage.
  17801. Round 10: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
  17802. Round 10: tomb rat drops 9 defense.
  17803. Round 10: tomb rat takes 12 damage.
  17804. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  17805. You gain 176 Meat
  17806. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  17807. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  17808. You acquire an item: leathery rat skin
  17809. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  17810. After Battle: You gain 74 Mana Points
  17811. You acquire an item: BACON
  17812. After Battle: You gain 20 Fortitude
  17813. After Battle: You gain 71 Magicalness
  17814. After Battle: You gain 13 Smarm
  17815.  
  17816. cast 1 Scarysauce
  17817. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  17818.  
  17819. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  17820. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  17821. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  17822. > Turn(409): Starting with 127 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  17823. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 40.00833333333333
  17824. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 276.8428952755446
  17825. > HP: 407/407, MP: 220/663
  17826. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  17827. > ML: 97 control: 0
  17828. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  17829. > In the pyramid (W:4) (R:5) (U:true)
  17830.  
  17831. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  17832. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  17833. > Pre Adventure at The Middle Chamber done, beep.
  17834.  
  17835. [410] The Middle Chamber
  17836. Encounter: tomb rat WITH BACON!!!
  17837. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  17838. Round 1: tomb rat takes 2 damage.
  17839. Round 1: tomb rat takes 2 damage.
  17840. Round 1: tomb rat takes 7 damage.
  17841. Round 1: You lose 10 hit points
  17842. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  17843. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  17844. Round 2: tomb rat drops 10 attack power.
  17845. Round 2: tomb rat drops 9 defense.
  17846. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  17847. Round 3: tomb rat drops 25 attack power.
  17848. Round 3: tomb rat drops 24 defense.
  17849. Round 3: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
  17850. Round 3: tomb rat drops 11 defense.
  17851. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  17852. Round 4: tomb rat takes 9 damage.
  17853. Round 4: tomb rat drops 11 attack power.
  17854. Round 4: tomb rat drops 9 defense.
  17855. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  17856. Round 5: tomb rat takes 16 damage.
  17857. Round 5: You gain 16 hit points
  17858. Round 5: tomb rat drops 10 attack power.
  17859. Round 5: tomb rat drops 8 defense.
  17860. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  17861. Round 6: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
  17862. Round 6: tomb rat drops 9 defense.
  17863. Round 6: tomb rat drops 11 attack power.
  17864. Round 6: tomb rat drops 11 defense.
  17865. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  17866. Round 7: tomb rat drops 8 attack power.
  17867. Round 7: tomb rat drops 9 defense.
  17868. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  17869. Round 8: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
  17870. Round 8: tomb rat drops 11 defense.
  17871. Round 8: tomb rat takes 12 damage.
  17872. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  17873. Round 9: tomb rat takes 44 damage.
  17874. Round 9: tomb rat takes 44 damage.
  17875. Round 9: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
  17876. Round 9: tomb rat drops 10 defense.
  17877. Round 9: tomb rat takes 11 damage.
  17878. Round 9: tomb rat takes 4 damage.
  17879. Round 9: tomb rat takes 1 damage.
  17880. Round 9: tomb rat takes 4 damage.
  17881. Round 9: You lose 1 hit point
  17882. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  17883. Round 10: tomb rat takes 44 damage.
  17884. Round 10: tomb rat takes 44 damage.
  17885. Round 10: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
  17886. Round 10: tomb rat drops 10 defense.
  17887. Round 10: tomb rat takes 14 damage.
  17888. Round 10: tomb rat takes 4 damage.
  17889. Round 10: tomb rat takes 2 damage.
  17890. Round 10: tomb rat takes 4 damage.
  17891. Round 10: You lose 1 hit point
  17892. Round 10: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  17893. Round 11: tomb rat takes 44 damage.
  17894. Round 11: tomb rat takes 44 damage.
  17895. Round 11: tomb rat drops 10 attack power.
  17896. Round 11: tomb rat drops 9 defense.
  17897. Round 11: tomb rat takes 11 damage.
  17898. Round 11: Arbos wins the fight!
  17899. You gain 185 Meat
  17900. After Battle: Tingteng whirls around picking up items, like a little couscous tornado.
  17901. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  17902. You acquire an item: tomb ratchet
  17903. You acquire an item: leathery rat skin
  17904. You acquire an item: unidentified jerky
  17905. You acquire an item: mouldering barrel
  17906. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  17907. After Battle: You gain 23 Strongness
  17908. After Battle: You gain 56 Enchantedness
  17909. After Battle: You gain 19 Chutzpah
  17910.  
  17911. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  17912. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  17913.  
  17914. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  17915. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  17916. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  17917. > Turn(410): Starting with 126 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  17918. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 40.00833333333333
  17919. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 276.8428952755446
  17920. > HP: 407/407, MP: 193/663
  17921. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  17922. > ML: 97 control: 0
  17923. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  17924.  
  17925. smash mouldering barrel
  17926. You acquire an item: synthetic marrow
  17927. > In the pyramid (W:4) (R:6) (U:true)
  17928.  
  17929. Visiting the Pyramid Control Room
  17930. Took choice 929/1: turn lower chamber, lose wheel
  17931. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=929&option=1&choiceform1=Use%2Ba%2Bwheel%2Bon%2Bthe%2Bpeg&pwd
  17932. Took choice 929/1: turn lower chamber, lose wheel
  17933. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=929&option=1&choiceform1=Use%2Ba%2Bwheel%2Bon%2Bthe%2Bpeg&pwd
  17934. Took choice 929/1: turn lower chamber, lose wheel
  17935. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=929&option=1&choiceform1=Use%2Ba%2Bwheel%2Bon%2Bthe%2Bpeg&pwd
  17936. Took choice 929/5: enter lower chamber
  17937. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=929&option=5&choiceform5=Head%2Bdown%2Bto%2Bthe%2BLower%2BChambers%2B%25281%2529&pwd
  17938.  
  17939. [411] The Lower Chambers (Token/Empty)
  17940. You acquire an item: ancient bronze token
  17941.  
  17942. Visiting the Pyramid Control Room
  17943. Took choice 929/1: turn lower chamber, lose wheel
  17944. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=929&option=1&choiceform1=Use%2Ba%2Bwheel%2Bon%2Bthe%2Bpeg&pwd
  17945. Took choice 929/2: turn lower chamber, lose ratchet
  17946. choice.php?whichchoice=929&option=2&pwd
  17947. Took choice 929/2: turn lower chamber, lose ratchet
  17948. choice.php?whichchoice=929&option=2&pwd
  17949. Took choice 929/2: turn lower chamber, lose ratchet
  17950. choice.php?whichchoice=929&option=2&pwd
  17951. Took choice 929/5: enter lower chamber
  17952. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=929&option=5&choiceform5=Head%2Bdown%2Bto%2Bthe%2BLower%2BChambers%2B%25281%2529&pwd
  17953.  
  17954. [412] The Lower Chambers (Rubble/Bomb)
  17955. You acquire an item: ancient bomb
  17956.  
  17957. Visiting the Pyramid Control Room
  17958. Took choice 929/2: turn lower chamber, lose ratchet
  17959. choice.php?whichchoice=929&option=2&pwd
  17960. Took choice 929/2: turn lower chamber, lose ratchet
  17961. choice.php?whichchoice=929&option=2&pwd
  17962. Took choice 929/2: turn lower chamber, lose ratchet
  17963. choice.php?whichchoice=929&option=2&pwd
  17964. Took choice 929/5: enter lower chamber
  17965. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=929&option=5&choiceform5=Head%2Bdown%2Bto%2Bthe%2BLower%2BChambers%2B%25281%2529&pwd
  17966.  
  17967. [413] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Rubble)
  17968. > Turn(413): Starting with 123 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  17969. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 20.891666666666673
  17970. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 271.8428952755446
  17971. > HP: 407/407, MP: 231/663
  17972. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  17973. > ML: 97 control: 0
  17974. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  17975. > Time to waste all of Ed's Ka Coins :(
  17976. > Hello Ed #1 give me McMuffin please.
  17977. > Preadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  17978.  
  17979. [414] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Empty/Ed's Chamber)
  17980. Encounter: Ed the Undying WITH BACON!!!
  17981. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  17982. Round 1: Ed the Undying (1) takes 4 damage.
  17983. Round 1: Ed the Undying (1) takes 1 damage.
  17984. Round 1: Ed the Undying (1) takes 4 damage.
  17985. Round 1: You lose 13 hit points
  17986. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  17987. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  17988. Round 2: Ed the Undying (1) drops 10 attack power.
  17989. Round 2: Ed the Undying (1) drops 10 defense.
  17990. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  17991. Round 3: Ed the Undying (1) drops 27 attack power.
  17992. Round 3: Ed the Undying (1) drops 25 defense.
  17993. Round 3: Ed the Undying (1) drops 9 attack power.
  17994. Round 3: Ed the Undying (1) drops 9 defense.
  17995. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  17996. Round 4: Ed the Undying (1) takes 9 damage.
  17997. Round 4: Ed the Undying (1) drops 11 attack power.
  17998. Round 4: Ed the Undying (1) drops 11 defense.
  17999. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  18000. Round 5: Ed the Undying (1) takes 21 damage.
  18001. Round 5: You gain 21 hit points
  18002. Round 5: Ed the Undying (1) drops 12 attack power.
  18003. Round 5: Ed the Undying (1) drops 12 defense.
  18004. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  18005. Round 6: Ed the Undying (1) drops 10 attack power.
  18006. Round 6: Ed the Undying (1) drops 9 defense.
  18007. Round 6: Ed the Undying (1) drops 10 attack power.
  18008. Round 6: Ed the Undying (1) drops 10 defense.
  18009. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  18010. Round 7: Ed the Undying (1) drops 9 attack power.
  18011. Round 7: Ed the Undying (1) drops 10 defense.
  18012. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  18013. Round 8: Ed the Undying (1) drops 11 attack power.
  18014. Round 8: Ed the Undying (1) drops 11 defense.
  18015. Round 8: Ed the Undying (1) takes 13 damage.
  18016. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  18017. Round 9: Ed the Undying (1) takes 44 damage.
  18018. Round 9: Ed the Undying (1) takes 44 damage.
  18019. Round 9: Ed the Undying (1) drops 11 attack power.
  18020. Round 9: Ed the Undying (1) drops 10 defense.
  18021. Round 9: Ed the Undying (1) takes 12 damage.
  18022. Round 9: Ed the Undying (1) takes 4 damage.
  18023. Round 9: Ed the Undying (1) takes 2 damage.
  18024. Round 9: Ed the Undying (1) takes 6 damage.
  18025. Round 9: You lose 2 hit points
  18026. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  18027. Round 10: Ed the Undying (1) takes 44 damage.
  18028. Round 10: Ed the Undying (1) takes 44 damage.
  18029. Round 10: Ed the Undying (1) drops 9 attack power.
  18030. Round 10: Ed the Undying (1) drops 12 defense.
  18031. Round 10: Ed the Undying (1) takes 11 damage.
  18032. Round 10: Ed the Undying (1) takes 2 damage.
  18033. Round 10: Ed the Undying (1) takes 2 damage.
  18034. Round 10: Ed the Undying (1) takes 5 damage.
  18035. Round 10: You lose 2 hit points
  18036. Round 10: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  18037. Round 11: Ed the Undying (1) takes 44 damage.
  18038. Round 11: Ed the Undying (1) takes 44 damage.
  18039. Round 11: Ed the Undying (1) drops 10 attack power.
  18040. Round 11: Ed the Undying (1) drops 10 defense.
  18041. Round 11: Ed the Undying (1) takes 11 damage.
  18042. Round 11: Arbos wins the fight!
  18043. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  18044. After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek
  18045. After Battle: Tingteng pirouettes in the air, searching for scattered items. Maybe he was a pierougi in a past life.
  18046. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  18047. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  18048. After Battle: You gain 29 Strongness
  18049. After Battle: You gain 82 Mysteriousness
  18050. You gain a Mysticality point!
  18051. After Battle: You gain 32 Sarcasm
  18052. > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  18053. > Hello Ed #2 give me McMuffin please.
  18054.  
  18055. [415] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Empty/Ed's Chamber)
  18056.  
  18057. [415] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Empty/Ed's Chamber)
  18058. Encounter: Ed the Undying NAMED NEIL
  18059. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  18060. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  18061. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  18062. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 19 damage.
  18063. Round 2: Ed the Undying (2) takes 19 damage.
  18064. Round 2: Ed the Undying (2) drops 11 attack power.
  18065. Round 2: Ed the Undying (2) drops 11 defense.
  18066. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  18067. Round 3: Ed the Undying (2) drops 27 attack power.
  18068. Round 3: Ed the Undying (2) drops 25 defense.
  18069. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 20 damage.
  18070. Round 3: Ed the Undying (2) takes 20 damage.
  18071. Round 3: Ed the Undying (2) drops 10 attack power.
  18072. Round 3: Ed the Undying (2) drops 9 defense.
  18073. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  18074. Round 4: Ed the Undying (2) takes 9 damage.
  18075. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 24 damage.
  18076. Round 4: Ed the Undying (2) takes 24 damage.
  18077. Round 4: Ed the Undying (2) drops 9 attack power.
  18078. Round 4: Ed the Undying (2) drops 9 defense.
  18079. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  18080. Round 5: Ed the Undying (2) takes 18 damage.
  18081. Round 5: You gain 18 hit points
  18082. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 25 damage.
  18083. Round 5: Ed the Undying (2) takes 25 damage.
  18084. Round 5: Ed the Undying (2) drops 12 attack power.
  18085. Round 5: Ed the Undying (2) drops 9 defense.
  18086. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  18087. Round 6: Ed the Undying (2) drops 10 attack power.
  18088. Round 6: Ed the Undying (2) drops 9 defense.
  18089. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 25 damage.
  18090. Round 6: Ed the Undying (2) takes 25 damage.
  18091. Round 6: Ed the Undying (2) drops 9 attack power.
  18092. Round 6: Ed the Undying (2) drops 10 defense.
  18093. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  18094. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 26 damage.
  18095. Round 7: Ed the Undying (2) takes 26 damage.
  18096. Round 7: Ed the Undying (2) drops 9 attack power.
  18097. Round 7: Ed the Undying (2) drops 9 defense.
  18098. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  18099. Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 25 damage.
  18100. Round 8: Ed the Undying (2) takes 25 damage.
  18101. Round 8: Ed the Undying (2) drops 9 attack power.
  18102. Round 8: Ed the Undying (2) drops 11 defense.
  18103. Round 8: Ed the Undying (2) takes 11 damage.
  18104. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  18105. Round 9: Ed the Undying (2) takes 44 damage.
  18106. Round 9: Ed the Undying (2) takes 44 damage.
  18107. Round 9: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 26 damage.
  18108. Round 9: Ed the Undying (2) takes 26 damage.
  18109. Round 9: Ed the Undying (2) drops 12 attack power.
  18110. Round 9: Ed the Undying (2) drops 9 defense.
  18111. Round 9: Ed the Undying (2) takes 14 damage.
  18112. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  18113. Round 10: Ed the Undying (2) takes 44 damage.
  18114. Round 10: Ed the Undying (2) takes 44 damage.
  18115. Round 10: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 17 damage.
  18116. Round 10: Ed the Undying (2) takes 17 damage.
  18117. Round 10: Ed the Undying (2) drops 10 attack power.
  18118. Round 10: Ed the Undying (2) drops 11 defense.
  18119. Round 10: Ed the Undying (2) takes 14 damage.
  18120. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  18121. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  18122. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  18123. You acquire an item: BACON
  18124. After Battle: You gain 30 Muscleboundness
  18125. After Battle: You gain 84 Enchantedness
  18126. After Battle: You gain 30 Roguishness
  18127. You gain a Moxie point!
  18128. > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  18129. > Hello Ed #3 give me McMuffin please.
  18130.  
  18131. [416] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Empty/Ed's Chamber)
  18132.  
  18133. [416] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Empty/Ed's Chamber)
  18134. Encounter: Ed the Undying WITH SCIENCE!
  18135. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  18136. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  18137. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  18138. Round 2: Ed the Undying (3) drops 8 attack power.
  18139. Round 2: Ed the Undying (3) drops 11 defense.
  18140. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  18141. Round 3: Ed the Undying (3) drops 25 attack power.
  18142. Round 3: Ed the Undying (3) drops 23 defense.
  18143. Round 3: Ed the Undying (3) drops 9 attack power.
  18144. Round 3: Ed the Undying (3) drops 9 defense.
  18145. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  18146. Round 4: Ed the Undying (3) takes 10 damage.
  18147. Round 4: Ed the Undying (3) drops 11 attack power.
  18148. Round 4: Ed the Undying (3) drops 11 defense.
  18149. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  18150. Round 5: Ed the Undying (3) takes 13 damage.
  18151. Round 5: You gain 13 hit points
  18152. Round 5: Ed the Undying (3) drops 8 attack power.
  18153. Round 5: Ed the Undying (3) drops 10 defense.
  18154. Round 5: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  18155. Round 6: Ed the Undying (3) drops 8 attack power.
  18156. Round 6: Ed the Undying (3) drops 8 defense.
  18157. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  18158. Round 7: Ed the Undying (3) drops 9 attack power.
  18159. Round 7: Ed the Undying (3) drops 8 defense.
  18160. Round 7: Ed the Undying (3) drops 10 attack power.
  18161. Round 7: Ed the Undying (3) drops 9 defense.
  18162. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  18163. Round 8: Ed the Undying (3) drops 9 attack power.
  18164. Round 8: Ed the Undying (3) drops 9 defense.
  18165. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  18166. Round 9: Ed the Undying (3) takes 51 damage.
  18167. Round 9: Ed the Undying (3) takes 51 damage.
  18168. Round 9: Ed the Undying (3) drops 9 attack power.
  18169. Round 9: Ed the Undying (3) drops 8 defense.
  18170. Round 9: Ed the Undying (3) takes 3 damage.
  18171. Round 9: Ed the Undying (3) takes 5 damage.
  18172. Round 9: You lose 1 hit point
  18173. Round 9: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  18174. Round 10: Ed the Undying (3) drops 10 attack power.
  18175. Round 10: Ed the Undying (3) drops 9 defense.
  18176. Round 10: Ed the Undying (3) takes 16 damage.
  18177. Round 10: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  18178. Round 11: Ed the Undying (3) takes 51 damage.
  18179. Round 11: Ed the Undying (3) takes 51 damage.
  18180. Round 11: Ed the Undying (3) drops 11 attack power.
  18181. Round 11: Ed the Undying (3) drops 10 defense.
  18182. Round 11: Ed the Undying (3) takes 16 damage.
  18183. Round 11: Arbos wins the fight!
  18184. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  18185. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  18186. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: McNichols's Twenty-fifth Law of Thought says the force acting on an object is equal to the melody of the object times its acceleration!"
  18187. You acquire an item: BACON
  18188. After Battle: You gain 30 Beefiness
  18189. You gain a Muscle point!
  18190. After Battle: You gain 71 Enchantedness
  18191. After Battle: You gain 30 Roguishness
  18192. > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  18193. > Hello Ed #4 give me McMuffin please.
  18194.  
  18195. [417] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Empty/Ed's Chamber)
  18196.  
  18197. [417] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Empty/Ed's Chamber)
  18198. Encounter: Ed the Undying WITH BACON!!!
  18199. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  18200. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  18201. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  18202. Round 2: Ed the Undying (4) drops 9 attack power.
  18203. Round 2: Ed the Undying (4) drops 11 defense.
  18204. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  18205. Round 3: Ed the Undying (4) drops 25 attack power.
  18206. Round 3: Ed the Undying (4) drops 23 defense.
  18207. Round 3: Ed the Undying (4) drops 9 attack power.
  18208. Round 3: Ed the Undying (4) drops 9 defense.
  18209. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  18210. Round 4: Ed the Undying (4) takes 10 damage.
  18211. Round 4: Ed the Undying (4) drops 9 attack power.
  18212. Round 4: Ed the Undying (4) drops 8 defense.
  18213. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  18214. Round 5: Ed the Undying (4) takes 9 damage.
  18215. Round 5: You gain 9 hit points
  18216. Round 5: Ed the Undying (4) drops 9 attack power.
  18217. Round 5: Ed the Undying (4) drops 10 defense.
  18218. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  18219. Round 6: Ed the Undying (4) drops 9 attack power.
  18220. Round 6: Ed the Undying (4) drops 8 defense.
  18221. Round 6: Ed the Undying (4) drops 10 attack power.
  18222. Round 6: Ed the Undying (4) drops 8 defense.
  18223. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  18224. Round 7: Ed the Undying (4) drops 8 attack power.
  18225. Round 7: Ed the Undying (4) drops 8 defense.
  18226. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  18227. Round 8: Ed the Undying (4) takes 51 damage.
  18228. Round 8: Ed the Undying (4) takes 51 damage.
  18229. Round 8: Ed the Undying (4) drops 8 attack power.
  18230. Round 8: Ed the Undying (4) drops 8 defense.
  18231. Round 8: Ed the Undying (4) takes 3 damage.
  18232. Round 8: Ed the Undying (4) takes 3 damage.
  18233. Round 8: You lose 2 hit points
  18234. Round 8: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  18235. Round 9: Ed the Undying (4) drops 10 attack power.
  18236. Round 9: Ed the Undying (4) drops 9 defense.
  18237. Round 9: Ed the Undying (4) takes 13 damage.
  18238. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  18239. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  18240. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  18241. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  18242. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  18243. After Battle: You gain 24 Fortitude
  18244. After Battle: You gain 82 Mysteriousness
  18245. After Battle: You gain 29 Sarcasm
  18246. > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  18247. > Hello Ed #5 give me McMuffin please.
  18248.  
  18249. [418] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Empty/Ed's Chamber)
  18250.  
  18251. [418] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Empty/Ed's Chamber)
  18252. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Ed the Undying
  18253. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  18254. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  18255. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  18256. Round 2: Ed the Undying (5) drops 9 attack power.
  18257. Round 2: Ed the Undying (5) drops 11 defense.
  18258. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  18259. Round 3: Ed the Undying (5) drops 25 attack power.
  18260. Round 3: Ed the Undying (5) drops 23 defense.
  18261. Round 3: Ed the Undying (5) drops 10 attack power.
  18262. Round 3: Ed the Undying (5) drops 9 defense.
  18263. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  18264. Round 4: Ed the Undying (5) takes 10 damage.
  18265. Round 4: Ed the Undying (5) drops 9 attack power.
  18266. Round 4: Ed the Undying (5) drops 10 defense.
  18267. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  18268. Round 5: Ed the Undying (5) takes 7 damage.
  18269. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
  18270. Round 5: Ed the Undying (5) drops 10 attack power.
  18271. Round 5: Ed the Undying (5) drops 10 defense.
  18272. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  18273. Round 6: Ed the Undying (5) drops 9 attack power.
  18274. Round 6: Ed the Undying (5) drops 8 defense.
  18275. Round 6: Ed the Undying (5) drops 9 attack power.
  18276. Round 6: Ed the Undying (5) drops 11 defense.
  18277. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  18278. Round 7: Ed the Undying (5) drops 9 attack power.
  18279. Round 7: Ed the Undying (5) drops 8 defense.
  18280. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  18281. Round 8: Ed the Undying (5) drops 12 attack power.
  18282. Round 8: Ed the Undying (5) drops 9 defense.
  18283. Round 8: Ed the Undying (5) takes 13 damage.
  18284. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  18285. Round 9: Ed the Undying (5) takes 101 damage.
  18286. Round 9: Ed the Undying (5) takes 51 damage.
  18287. Round 9: Ed the Undying (5) drops 10 attack power.
  18288. Round 9: Ed the Undying (5) drops 9 defense.
  18289. Round 9: Ed the Undying (5) takes 15 damage.
  18290. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  18291. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  18292. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  18293. After Battle: Isabella suddenly starts twitching spasmodically and shouts "I made you a Agent_of_Change but I eated it!"
  18294. You acquire an item: BACON
  18295. After Battle: You gain 31 Muscleboundness
  18296. After Battle: You gain 85 Magicalness
  18297. You gain a Mysticality point!
  18298. After Battle: You gain 20 Sarcasm
  18299. > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  18300. > Hello Ed #6 give me McMuffin please.
  18301.  
  18302. [419] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Empty/Ed's Chamber)
  18303.  
  18304. [419] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Empty/Ed's Chamber)
  18305. Encounter: Ed the Undying WITH SCIENCE!
  18306. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  18307. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  18308. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  18309. Round 2: Ed the Undying (6) drops 11 attack power.
  18310. Round 2: Ed the Undying (6) drops 9 defense.
  18311. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  18312. Round 3: Ed the Undying (6) drops 24 attack power.
  18313. Round 3: Ed the Undying (6) drops 23 defense.
  18314. Round 3: Ed the Undying (6) drops 9 attack power.
  18315. Round 3: Ed the Undying (6) drops 10 defense.
  18316. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  18317. Round 4: Ed the Undying (6) takes 10 damage.
  18318. Round 4: Ed the Undying (6) drops 10 attack power.
  18319. Round 4: Ed the Undying (6) drops 8 defense.
  18320. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  18321. Round 5: Ed the Undying (6) takes 8 damage.
  18322. Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
  18323. Round 5: Ed the Undying (6) drops 12 attack power.
  18324. Round 5: Ed the Undying (6) drops 12 defense.
  18325. Round 5: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  18326. Round 6: Ed the Undying (6) drops 10 attack power.
  18327. Round 6: Ed the Undying (6) drops 8 defense.
  18328. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  18329. Round 7: Ed the Undying (6) drops 8 attack power.
  18330. Round 7: Ed the Undying (6) drops 8 defense.
  18331. Round 7: Ed the Undying (6) drops 10 attack power.
  18332. Round 7: Ed the Undying (6) drops 11 defense.
  18333. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  18334. Round 8: Ed the Undying (6) drops 9 attack power.
  18335. Round 8: Ed the Undying (6) drops 11 defense.
  18336. Round 8: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  18337. Round 9: Ed the Undying (6) drops 9 attack power.
  18338. Round 9: Ed the Undying (6) drops 10 defense.
  18339. Round 9: Ed the Undying (6) takes 16 damage.
  18340. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  18341. Round 10: Ed the Undying (6) takes 51 damage.
  18342. Round 10: Ed the Undying (6) takes 101 damage.
  18343. Round 10: Ed the Undying (6) drops 9 attack power.
  18344. Round 10: Ed the Undying (6) drops 9 defense.
  18345. Round 10: Ed the Undying (6) takes 14 damage.
  18346. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  18347. After Battle: Tingteng whirls around picking up items, like a little couscous tornado.
  18348. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  18349. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Most of the universe is made up of a substance called Olive Matter!"
  18350. You acquire an item: BACON
  18351. After Battle: You gain 25 Strongness
  18352. After Battle: You gain 79 Enchantedness
  18353. After Battle: You gain 30 Cheek
  18354. > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  18355. > Hello Ed #7 give me McMuffin please.
  18356.  
  18357. [420] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Empty/Ed's Chamber)
  18358.  
  18359. [420] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Empty/Ed's Chamber)
  18360. Encounter: Ed the Undying WITH BACON!!!
  18361. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  18362. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  18363. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  18364. Round 2: Ed the Undying (7) drops 10 attack power.
  18365. Round 2: Ed the Undying (7) drops 10 defense.
  18366. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  18367. Round 3: Ed the Undying (7) drops 25 attack power.
  18368. Round 3: Ed the Undying (7) drops 23 defense.
  18369. Round 3: Ed the Undying (7) drops 10 attack power.
  18370. Round 3: Ed the Undying (7) drops 9 defense.
  18371. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  18372. Round 4: Ed the Undying (7) takes 10 damage.
  18373. Round 4: Ed the Undying (7) drops 9 attack power.
  18374. Round 4: Ed the Undying (7) drops 10 defense.
  18375. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  18376. Round 5: Ed the Undying (7) takes 6 damage.
  18377. Round 5: You gain 6 hit points
  18378. Round 5: Ed the Undying (7) drops 8 attack power.
  18379. Round 5: Ed the Undying (7) drops 9 defense.
  18380. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  18381. Round 6: Ed the Undying (7) drops 9 attack power.
  18382. Round 6: Ed the Undying (7) drops 8 defense.
  18383. Round 6: Ed the Undying (7) drops 8 attack power.
  18384. Round 6: Ed the Undying (7) drops 8 defense.
  18385. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  18386. Round 7: Ed the Undying (7) drops 11 attack power.
  18387. Round 7: Ed the Undying (7) drops 10 defense.
  18388. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  18389. Round 8: Ed the Undying (7) takes 51 damage.
  18390. Round 8: Ed the Undying (7) takes 51 damage.
  18391. Round 8: Ed the Undying (7) drops 11 attack power.
  18392. Round 8: Ed the Undying (7) drops 11 defense.
  18393. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  18394. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  18395. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  18396. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  18397. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  18398. After Battle: You gain 24 Fortitude
  18399. After Battle: You gain 77 Magicalness
  18400. After Battle: You gain 32 Chutzpah
  18401. You acquire an item: Holy MacGuffin
  18402. > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  18403. You acquire an item: handful of confetti
  18404. > Turn(420): Starting with 116 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  18405. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 11.075000000000001
  18406. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 256.11097427455985
  18407. > HP: 367/367, MP: 260/669
  18408. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  18409. > ML: 51 control: 0
  18410. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  18411.  
  18412. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  18413. > Gremlin prep
  18414. > Turn(420): Starting with 116 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  18415. > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 10.418750000000001
  18416. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 271.11097427455985
  18417. > HP: 367/381, MP: 260/691
  18418. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  18419. > ML: 51 control: 0
  18420. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  18421. > Doing them gremlins
  18422.  
  18423. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  18424. You gain 14 hit points
  18425.  
  18426. familiar Oily Woim (13 lbs)
  18427. > Pre Adventure at Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it done, beep.
  18428.  
  18429. [421] Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it
  18430. Encounter: batwinged gremlin
  18431. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  18432. > ccsJunkyard: 0
  18433. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  18434. Round 2: batwinged gremlin drops 8 attack power.
  18435. Round 2: batwinged gremlin drops 9 defense.
  18436. > cc_Junkyard: 1
  18437. Round 2: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  18438. Round 3: batwinged gremlin drops 9 attack power.
  18439. Round 3: batwinged gremlin drops 9 defense.
  18440. > cc_Junkyard: 2
  18441. Round 3: Arbos uses the dictionary!
  18442. Round 4: batwinged gremlin drops 9 attack power.
  18443. Round 4: batwinged gremlin drops 8 defense.
  18444. > cc_Junkyard: 3
  18445. Round 4: Arbos uses the dictionary!
  18446. Round 5: batwinged gremlin drops 9 attack power.
  18447. Round 5: batwinged gremlin drops 10 defense.
  18448. > cc_Junkyard: 4
  18449. Round 5: Arbos uses the dictionary!
  18450. Round 6: batwinged gremlin drops 8 attack power.
  18451. Round 6: batwinged gremlin drops 9 defense.
  18452. > cc_Junkyard: 5
  18453. Round 6: Arbos uses the dictionary!
  18454. Round 7: batwinged gremlin drops 9 attack power.
  18455. Round 7: batwinged gremlin drops 9 defense.
  18456. > cc_Junkyard: 6
  18457. Round 7: Arbos uses the dictionary!
  18458. Round 8: batwinged gremlin drops 8 attack power.
  18459. Round 8: batwinged gremlin drops 9 defense.
  18460. Round 8: batwinged gremlin takes 3 damage.
  18461. Round 8: batwinged gremlin takes 2 damage.
  18462. Round 8: You lose 4 hit points
  18463. > cc_Junkyard: 7
  18464. Round 8: Arbos uses the molybdenum magnet!
  18465. You acquire an item: molybdenum hammer
  18466. Round 9: batwinged gremlin drops 8 attack power.
  18467. Round 9: batwinged gremlin drops 7 defense.
  18468. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  18469. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  18470. You gain 88 Meat
  18471. After Battle: Tingteng pirouettes in the air, searching for scattered items. Maybe he was a pierougi in a past life.
  18472. After Battle: You gain 11 Fortitude
  18473. After Battle: You gain 52 Enchantedness
  18474. After Battle: You gain 14 Chutzpah
  18475. Paranormal activity reported at The Overgrown Lot.
  18476.  
  18477. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  18478. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  18479.  
  18480. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  18481. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  18482.  
  18483. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  18484. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  18485.  
  18486. cast 1 Astral Shell
  18487. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  18488.  
  18489. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  18490. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  18491.  
  18492. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  18493. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  18494.  
  18495. cast 1 Scarysauce
  18496. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  18497.  
  18498. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  18499. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  18500.  
  18501. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  18502. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  18503.  
  18504. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  18505. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  18506.  
  18507. cast 1 Blubber Up
  18508. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  18509.  
  18510. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  18511. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  18512.  
  18513. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  18514. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  18515.  
  18516. cast 1 Disco Fever
  18517. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  18518.  
  18519. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  18520. You gain 43 hit points
  18521. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  18522. > Turn(421): Starting with 115 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  18523. > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 19.868750000000002
  18524. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 182.0
  18525. > HP: 424/424, MP: 90/691
  18526. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  18527. > ML: 51 control: 0
  18528. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  18529.  
  18530. equip back LOV Epaulettes
  18531. > Ghost busting time! At: The Overgrown Lot
  18532.  
  18533. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  18534. > Time to bust some ghosts!!!
  18535.  
  18536. familiar Intergnat (37 lbs)
  18537. > Pre Adventure at The Overgrown Lot done, beep.
  18538. > Restoring MP! Currently at 410 of 424 HP, 90 of 691 MP, current meat: 927 ... Target MP = 346.
  18539. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  18540. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  18541.  
  18542. buy 12 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  18543. You spent 912 Meat
  18544. You acquire black cherry soda (12)
  18545.  
  18546. use 12 black cherry soda
  18547. You gain 123 Mana Points
  18548. > Cannot spend meat to fully restore MP! Failed to use black cherry soda for some reason.
  18549. > Did not fully restore MP for some reason.
  18550.  
  18551. [422] The Overgrown Lot
  18552. Encounter: the ghost of Oily McBindle WITH BACON!!!
  18553. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  18554. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  18555. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  18556. Round 1: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  18557. Round 2: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  18558. Round 3: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  18559. Round 4: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  18560. > Busting makes me feel good!!
  18561. Round 5: Arbos casts TRAP GHOST!
  18562. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  18563. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  18564. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  18565. You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob (3)
  18566. You acquire an item: haunted bindle
  18567. You acquire an item: weathered barrel
  18568. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  18569. After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
  18570. After Battle: You gain 11 Beefiness
  18571. After Battle: You gain 22 Wizardliness
  18572. After Battle: You gain 14 Roguishness
  18573. You gain a Moxie point!
  18574.  
  18575. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  18576. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  18577.  
  18578. cast 1 Astral Shell
  18579. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  18580.  
  18581. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  18582. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  18583.  
  18584. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  18585. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  18586.  
  18587. cast 1 Scarysauce
  18588. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  18589.  
  18590. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  18591. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  18592.  
  18593. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  18594. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  18595.  
  18596. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  18597. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  18598.  
  18599. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  18600. You gain 15 hit points
  18601. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  18602. > Turn(421): Starting with 115 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  18603. > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 12.562500000000002
  18604. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 276.8428952755446
  18605. > HP: 424/424, MP: 116/691
  18606. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  18607. > ML: 51 control: 0
  18608. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  18609.  
  18610. smash weathered barrel
  18611. You acquire an item: bean burrito
  18612.  
  18613. equip back LOV Epaulettes
  18614.  
  18615. Converting bean burrito into Fuel
  18616. > Compressed 1 bean burrito into sheep, I mean fuel: 3 --> 8
  18617. > Doing them gremlins
  18618.  
  18619. familiar Oily Woim (23 lbs)
  18620. > Pre Adventure at Out by that Rusted-Out Car done, beep.
  18621. > Restoring MP! Currently at 410 of 410 HP, 116 of 669 MP, current meat: 15 ... Target MP = 335.
  18622. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  18623.  
  18624. use 3 psychokinetic energy blob
  18625. You gain 84 Mana Points
  18626. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  18627. > Could not find good option to restore MP.
  18628. > Did not fully restore MP for some reason.
  18629.  
  18630. [422] Out by that Rusted-Out Car
  18631. Encounter: vegetable gremlin
  18632. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  18633. > ccsJunkyard: 0
  18634. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  18635. Round 2: vegetable gremlin drops 7 attack power.
  18636. Round 2: vegetable gremlin drops 7 defense.
  18637. > cc_Junkyard: 1
  18638. Round 2: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  18639. Round 3: vegetable gremlin drops 11 attack power.
  18640. Round 3: vegetable gremlin drops 10 defense.
  18641. > cc_Junkyard: 2
  18642. Round 3: Arbos uses the dictionary!
  18643. Round 4: vegetable gremlin drops 8 attack power.
  18644. Round 4: vegetable gremlin drops 10 defense.
  18645. > cc_Junkyard: 3
  18646. Round 4: Arbos uses the dictionary!
  18647. Round 5: vegetable gremlin drops 9 attack power.
  18648. Round 5: vegetable gremlin drops 7 defense.
  18649. > cc_Junkyard: 4
  18650. Round 5: Arbos uses the dictionary!
  18651. Round 6: vegetable gremlin drops 9 attack power.
  18652. Round 6: vegetable gremlin drops 8 defense.
  18653. > cc_Junkyard: 5
  18654. Round 6: Arbos uses the dictionary!
  18655. Round 7: vegetable gremlin drops 9 attack power.
  18656. Round 7: vegetable gremlin drops 7 defense.
  18657. > cc_Junkyard: 6
  18658. Round 7: Arbos uses the dictionary!
  18659. Round 8: vegetable gremlin drops 7 attack power.
  18660. Round 8: vegetable gremlin drops 7 defense.
  18661. Round 8: vegetable gremlin takes 4 damage.
  18662. Round 8: vegetable gremlin takes 3 damage.
  18663. Round 8: You lose 2 hit points
  18664. > cc_Junkyard: 7
  18665. Round 8: Arbos uses the dictionary!
  18666. Round 9: vegetable gremlin drops 8 attack power.
  18667. Round 9: vegetable gremlin drops 8 defense.
  18668. Round 9: vegetable gremlin takes 4 damage.
  18669. Round 9: vegetable gremlin takes 6 damage.
  18670. Round 9: You lose 1 hit point
  18671. > cc_Junkyard: 8
  18672. Round 9: Arbos uses the dictionary!
  18673. Round 10: vegetable gremlin drops 9 attack power.
  18674. Round 10: vegetable gremlin drops 9 defense.
  18675. Round 10: vegetable gremlin takes 4 damage.
  18676. Round 10: vegetable gremlin takes 5 damage.
  18677. Round 10: You lose 1 hit point
  18678. > cc_Junkyard: 9
  18679. Round 10: Arbos uses the dictionary!
  18680. Round 11: vegetable gremlin drops 9 attack power.
  18681. Round 11: vegetable gremlin drops 9 defense.
  18682. Round 11: vegetable gremlin takes 5 damage.
  18683. Round 11: vegetable gremlin takes 8 damage.
  18684. Round 11: You lose 1 hit point
  18685. > cc_Junkyard: 10
  18686. Round 11: Arbos uses the dictionary!
  18687. Round 12: vegetable gremlin drops 9 attack power.
  18688. Round 12: vegetable gremlin drops 7 defense.
  18689. Round 12: vegetable gremlin takes 3 damage.
  18690. Round 12: vegetable gremlin takes 4 damage.
  18691. Round 12: You lose 1 hit point
  18692. > cc_Junkyard: 11
  18693. Round 12: Arbos uses the dictionary!
  18694. Round 13: vegetable gremlin drops 9 attack power.
  18695. Round 13: vegetable gremlin drops 8 defense.
  18696. Round 13: vegetable gremlin takes 5 damage.
  18697. Round 13: vegetable gremlin takes 4 damage.
  18698. Round 13: You lose 1 hit point
  18699. > cc_Junkyard: 12
  18700. Round 13: Arbos uses the dictionary!
  18701. Round 14: vegetable gremlin drops 7 attack power.
  18702. Round 14: vegetable gremlin drops 7 defense.
  18703. Round 14: vegetable gremlin takes 4 damage.
  18704. Round 14: vegetable gremlin takes 6 damage.
  18705. Round 14: You lose 1 hit point
  18706. > cc_Junkyard: 13
  18707. Round 14: Arbos uses the dictionary!
  18708. Round 15: vegetable gremlin drops 7 attack power.
  18709. Round 15: vegetable gremlin drops 9 defense.
  18710. Round 15: vegetable gremlin takes 3 damage.
  18711. Round 15: vegetable gremlin takes 4 damage.
  18712. Round 15: You lose 1 hit point
  18713. > cc_Junkyard: 14
  18714. Round 15: Arbos uses the dictionary!
  18715. Round 16: vegetable gremlin drops 9 attack power.
  18716. Round 16: vegetable gremlin drops 8 defense.
  18717. Round 16: vegetable gremlin takes 5 damage.
  18718. Round 16: vegetable gremlin takes 5 damage.
  18719. Round 16: You lose 1 hit point
  18720. > cc_Junkyard: 15
  18721. Round 16: Arbos uses the dictionary!
  18722. Round 17: vegetable gremlin drops 9 attack power.
  18723. Round 17: vegetable gremlin drops 8 defense.
  18724. Round 17: vegetable gremlin takes 3 damage.
  18725. Round 17: vegetable gremlin takes 4 damage.
  18726. Round 17: You lose 1 hit point
  18727. > cc_Junkyard: 16
  18728. Round 17: Arbos uses the dictionary!
  18729. Round 18: vegetable gremlin drops 7 attack power.
  18730. Round 18: vegetable gremlin drops 7 defense.
  18731. Round 18: vegetable gremlin takes 5 damage.
  18732. Round 18: vegetable gremlin takes 4 damage.
  18733. Round 18: You lose 1 hit point
  18734. > cc_Junkyard: 17
  18735. Round 18: Arbos uses the dictionary!
  18736. Round 19: vegetable gremlin drops 9 attack power.
  18737. Round 19: vegetable gremlin drops 9 defense.
  18738. Round 19: vegetable gremlin takes 4 damage.
  18739. Round 19: vegetable gremlin takes 7 damage.
  18740. Round 19: You lose 1 hit point
  18741. > cc_Junkyard: 18
  18742. > In findBanisher for: vegetable gremlin
  18743. Round 19: Arbos uses the tennis ball!
  18744.  
  18745. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  18746. You gain 13 hit points
  18747. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  18748. > Turn(421): Starting with 115 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  18749. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 27.293750000000003
  18750. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 167.0
  18751. > HP: 410/410, MP: 175/669
  18752. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  18753. > ML: 51 control: 0
  18754. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  18755. > Doing them gremlins
  18756. > Pre Adventure at Out by that Rusted-Out Car done, beep.
  18757.  
  18758. [422] Out by that Rusted-Out Car
  18759. Encounter: A.M.C. gremlin
  18760. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  18761. > ccsJunkyard: 0
  18762. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  18763. Round 2: A.M.C. gremlin drops 9 attack power.
  18764. Round 2: A.M.C. gremlin drops 9 defense.
  18765. > cc_Junkyard: 1
  18766. Round 2: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  18767. Round 3: A.M.C. gremlin drops 9 attack power.
  18768. Round 3: A.M.C. gremlin drops 8 defense.
  18769. > cc_Junkyard: 2
  18770. > In findBanisher for: A.M.C. gremlin
  18771. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  18772. Round 4: A.M.C. gremlin drops 21 attack power.
  18773. Round 4: A.M.C. gremlin drops 19 defense.
  18774. Round 4: A.M.C. gremlin drops 9 attack power.
  18775. Round 4: A.M.C. gremlin drops 7 defense.
  18776. > cc_Junkyard: 3
  18777. > In findBanisher for: A.M.C. gremlin
  18778. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  18779. Round 5: A.M.C. gremlin takes 11 damage.
  18780. Round 5: A.M.C. gremlin drops 9 attack power.
  18781. Round 5: A.M.C. gremlin drops 8 defense.
  18782. > cc_Junkyard: 4
  18783. > In findBanisher for: A.M.C. gremlin
  18784. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  18785. Round 6: A.M.C. gremlin takes 17 damage.
  18786. Round 6: You gain 17 hit points
  18787. Round 6: A.M.C. gremlin drops 10 attack power.
  18788. Round 6: A.M.C. gremlin drops 9 defense.
  18789. > cc_Junkyard: 5
  18790. > In findBanisher for: A.M.C. gremlin
  18791. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  18792. Round 7: A.M.C. gremlin drops 7 attack power.
  18793. Round 7: A.M.C. gremlin drops 7 defense.
  18794. Round 7: A.M.C. gremlin drops 10 attack power.
  18795. Round 7: A.M.C. gremlin drops 10 defense.
  18796. > cc_Junkyard: 6
  18797. > In findBanisher for: A.M.C. gremlin
  18798. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  18799. Round 8: A.M.C. gremlin drops 7 attack power.
  18800. Round 8: A.M.C. gremlin drops 8 defense.
  18801. Round 8: A.M.C. gremlin takes 16 damage.
  18802. > cc_Junkyard: 7
  18803. > In findBanisher for: A.M.C. gremlin
  18804. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  18805. Round 9: A.M.C. gremlin takes 56 damage.
  18806. Round 9: A.M.C. gremlin takes 56 damage.
  18807. Round 9: A.M.C. gremlin drops 8 attack power.
  18808. Round 9: A.M.C. gremlin drops 9 defense.
  18809. Round 9: A.M.C. gremlin takes 15 damage.
  18810. > cc_Junkyard: 8
  18811. > In findBanisher for: A.M.C. gremlin
  18812. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  18813. Round 10: A.M.C. gremlin takes 56 damage.
  18814. Round 10: A.M.C. gremlin takes 56 damage.
  18815. Round 10: A.M.C. gremlin drops 9 attack power.
  18816. Round 10: A.M.C. gremlin drops 8 defense.
  18817. Round 10: A.M.C. gremlin takes 16 damage.
  18818. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  18819. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  18820. You gain 96 Meat
  18821. After Battle: Tingteng whirls around picking up items, like a little couscous tornado.
  18822. After Battle: You gain 14 Beefiness
  18823. After Battle: You gain 44 Enchantedness
  18824. You gain a Mysticality point!
  18825. After Battle: You gain 21 Sarcasm
  18826.  
  18827. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  18828. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  18829.  
  18830. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  18831. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  18832.  
  18833. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  18834. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  18835.  
  18836. cast 1 Astral Shell
  18837. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  18838.  
  18839. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  18840. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  18841.  
  18842. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  18843. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  18844.  
  18845. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  18846. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  18847.  
  18848. cast 5 Sauce Contemplation
  18849. You acquire an effect: Saucemastery (25)
  18850.  
  18851. cast 5 Manicotti Meditation
  18852. You acquire an effect: Pasta Oneness (25)
  18853. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  18854. > Turn(422): Starting with 114 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  18855. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 27.325000000000003
  18856. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 167.0
  18857. > HP: 410/410, MP: 98/674
  18858. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  18859. > ML: 51 control: 0
  18860. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  18861. > Doing them gremlins
  18862. > Pre Adventure at Out by that Rusted-Out Car done, beep.
  18863. > Restoring MP! Currently at 410 of 410 HP, 98 of 674 MP, current meat: 111 ... Target MP = 337.
  18864. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  18865. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  18866.  
  18867. buy 1 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  18868. You spent 76 Meat
  18869. You acquire an item: black cherry soda
  18870.  
  18871. use 1 black cherry soda
  18872. You gain 11 Mana Points
  18873. > Cannot spend meat to fully restore MP! Failed to use black cherry soda for some reason.
  18874. > Did not fully restore MP for some reason.
  18875.  
  18876. [423] Out by that Rusted-Out Car
  18877. Encounter: erudite gremlin
  18878. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  18879. > ccsJunkyard: 0
  18880. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  18881. Round 2: erudite gremlin drops 7 attack power.
  18882. Round 2: erudite gremlin drops 8 defense.
  18883. > cc_Junkyard: 1
  18884. Round 2: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  18885. Round 3: erudite gremlin drops 9 attack power.
  18886. Round 3: erudite gremlin drops 8 defense.
  18887. > cc_Junkyard: 2
  18888. > In findBanisher for: erudite gremlin
  18889. Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  18890. Round 4: erudite gremlin drops 21 attack power.
  18891. Round 4: erudite gremlin drops 19 defense.
  18892. Round 4: erudite gremlin drops 7 attack power.
  18893. Round 4: erudite gremlin drops 9 defense.
  18894. > cc_Junkyard: 3
  18895. > In findBanisher for: erudite gremlin
  18896. Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  18897. Round 5: erudite gremlin takes 11 damage.
  18898. Round 5: erudite gremlin drops 9 attack power.
  18899. Round 5: erudite gremlin drops 7 defense.
  18900. > cc_Junkyard: 4
  18901. > In findBanisher for: erudite gremlin
  18902. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  18903. Round 6: erudite gremlin takes 16 damage.
  18904. Round 6: You gain 16 hit points
  18905. Round 6: erudite gremlin drops 9 attack power.
  18906. Round 6: erudite gremlin drops 7 defense.
  18907. > cc_Junkyard: 5
  18908. > In findBanisher for: erudite gremlin
  18909. Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  18910. Round 7: erudite gremlin drops 7 attack power.
  18911. Round 7: erudite gremlin drops 7 defense.
  18912. Round 7: erudite gremlin drops 9 attack power.
  18913. Round 7: erudite gremlin drops 7 defense.
  18914. > cc_Junkyard: 6
  18915. > In findBanisher for: erudite gremlin
  18916. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  18917. Round 8: erudite gremlin drops 8 attack power.
  18918. Round 8: erudite gremlin drops 9 defense.
  18919. Round 8: erudite gremlin takes 15 damage.
  18920. > cc_Junkyard: 7
  18921. > In findBanisher for: erudite gremlin
  18922. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  18923. Round 9: erudite gremlin takes 56 damage.
  18924. Round 9: erudite gremlin takes 56 damage.
  18925. Round 9: erudite gremlin drops 8 attack power.
  18926. Round 9: erudite gremlin drops 8 defense.
  18927. Round 9: erudite gremlin takes 14 damage.
  18928. > cc_Junkyard: 8
  18929. > In findBanisher for: erudite gremlin
  18930. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  18931. Round 10: erudite gremlin takes 56 damage.
  18932. Round 10: erudite gremlin takes 56 damage.
  18933. Round 10: erudite gremlin drops 9 attack power.
  18934. Round 10: erudite gremlin drops 9 defense.
  18935. Round 10: erudite gremlin takes 15 damage.
  18936. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  18937. After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
  18938. After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness
  18939. You gain 110 Meat
  18940. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  18941. You acquire an item: gremlin juice
  18942. After Battle: You gain 21 Strongness
  18943. You gain a Muscle point!
  18944. After Battle: You gain 50 Enchantedness
  18945. After Battle: You gain 11 Sarcasm
  18946. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  18947. > Turn(423): Starting with 113 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  18948. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 26.325000000000003
  18949. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 167.0
  18950. > HP: 413/413, MP: 111/674
  18951. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  18952. > ML: 51 control: 0
  18953. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  18954. > Doing them gremlins
  18955. > Pre Adventure at Out by that Rusted-Out Car done, beep.
  18956. > Restoring MP! Currently at 413 of 413 HP, 111 of 674 MP, current meat: 145 ... Target MP = 337.
  18957. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  18958. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  18959.  
  18960. buy 1 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  18961. You spent 76 Meat
  18962. You acquire an item: black cherry soda
  18963.  
  18964. use 1 black cherry soda
  18965. You gain 10 Mana Points
  18966. > Cannot spend meat to fully restore MP! Failed to use black cherry soda for some reason.
  18967. > Did not fully restore MP for some reason.
  18968.  
  18969. [424] Out by that Rusted-Out Car
  18970. Encounter: vegetable gremlin
  18971. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  18972. > ccsJunkyard: 0
  18973. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  18974. Round 2: vegetable gremlin drops 9 attack power.
  18975. Round 2: vegetable gremlin drops 9 defense.
  18976. > cc_Junkyard: 1
  18977. Round 2: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  18978. Round 3: vegetable gremlin drops 11 attack power.
  18979. Round 3: vegetable gremlin drops 9 defense.
  18980. > cc_Junkyard: 2
  18981. Round 3: Arbos uses the dictionary!
  18982. Round 4: vegetable gremlin drops 9 attack power.
  18983. Round 4: vegetable gremlin drops 9 defense.
  18984. > cc_Junkyard: 3
  18985. Round 4: Arbos uses the dictionary!
  18986. Round 5: vegetable gremlin drops 8 attack power.
  18987. Round 5: vegetable gremlin drops 9 defense.
  18988. > cc_Junkyard: 4
  18989. Round 5: Arbos uses the dictionary!
  18990. Round 6: vegetable gremlin drops 9 attack power.
  18991. Round 6: vegetable gremlin drops 9 defense.
  18992. > cc_Junkyard: 5
  18993. Round 6: Arbos uses the dictionary!
  18994. Round 7: vegetable gremlin drops 9 attack power.
  18995. Round 7: vegetable gremlin drops 10 defense.
  18996. > cc_Junkyard: 6
  18997. Round 7: Arbos uses the dictionary!
  18998. Round 8: vegetable gremlin drops 9 attack power.
  18999. Round 8: vegetable gremlin drops 9 defense.
  19000. Round 8: vegetable gremlin takes 5 damage.
  19001. Round 8: vegetable gremlin takes 3 damage.
  19002. Round 8: You lose 2 hit points
  19003. > cc_Junkyard: 7
  19004. Round 8: Arbos uses the dictionary!
  19005. Round 9: vegetable gremlin drops 7 attack power.
  19006. Round 9: vegetable gremlin drops 7 defense.
  19007. Round 9: vegetable gremlin takes 4 damage.
  19008. Round 9: vegetable gremlin takes 8 damage.
  19009. Round 9: You lose 2 hit points
  19010. > cc_Junkyard: 8
  19011. Round 9: Arbos uses the molybdenum magnet!
  19012. You acquire an item: molybdenum screwdriver
  19013. Round 10: vegetable gremlin drops 8 attack power.
  19014. Round 10: vegetable gremlin drops 7 defense.
  19015. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  19016. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  19017. After Battle: You gain 4 Cheek
  19018. You gain 102 Meat
  19019. After Battle: Tingteng pirouettes in the air, searching for scattered items. Maybe he was a pierougi in a past life.
  19020. After Battle: You gain 22 Strongness
  19021. After Battle: You gain 45 Wizardliness
  19022. After Battle: You gain 11 Chutzpah
  19023.  
  19024. cast 1 Blubber Up
  19025. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  19026.  
  19027. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  19028. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  19029. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  19030. > Turn(424): Starting with 112 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  19031. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 26.325000000000003
  19032. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 167.0
  19033. > HP: 413/413, MP: 112/674
  19034. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  19035. > ML: 51 control: 0
  19036. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  19037. > Doing them gremlins
  19038. > Pre Adventure at Over Where the Old Tires Are done, beep.
  19039. > Restoring MP! Currently at 413 of 413 HP, 112 of 674 MP, current meat: 171 ... Target MP = 337.
  19040. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  19041. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  19042.  
  19043. buy 2 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  19044. You spent 152 Meat
  19045. You acquire black cherry soda (2)
  19046.  
  19047. use 2 black cherry soda
  19048. You gain 18 Mana Points
  19049. > Cannot spend meat to fully restore MP! Failed to use black cherry soda for some reason.
  19050. > Did not fully restore MP for some reason.
  19051.  
  19052. [425] Over Where the Old Tires Are
  19053. Encounter: erudite gremlin
  19054. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  19055. > ccsJunkyard: 0
  19056. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  19057. Round 2: erudite gremlin drops 10 attack power.
  19058. Round 2: erudite gremlin drops 8 defense.
  19059. > cc_Junkyard: 1
  19060. Round 2: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  19061. Round 3: erudite gremlin drops 9 attack power.
  19062. Round 3: erudite gremlin drops 9 defense.
  19063. > cc_Junkyard: 2
  19064. Round 3: Arbos uses the dictionary!
  19065. Round 4: erudite gremlin drops 9 attack power.
  19066. Round 4: erudite gremlin drops 9 defense.
  19067. > cc_Junkyard: 3
  19068. Round 4: Arbos uses the dictionary!
  19069. Round 5: erudite gremlin drops 8 attack power.
  19070. Round 5: erudite gremlin drops 9 defense.
  19071. > cc_Junkyard: 4
  19072. Round 5: Arbos uses the dictionary!
  19073. Round 6: erudite gremlin drops 9 attack power.
  19074. Round 6: erudite gremlin drops 9 defense.
  19075. > cc_Junkyard: 5
  19076. Round 6: Arbos uses the dictionary!
  19077. Round 7: erudite gremlin drops 9 attack power.
  19078. Round 7: erudite gremlin drops 9 defense.
  19079. > cc_Junkyard: 6
  19080. Round 7: Arbos uses the dictionary!
  19081. Round 8: erudite gremlin drops 8 attack power.
  19082. Round 8: erudite gremlin drops 10 defense.
  19083. Round 8: erudite gremlin takes 5 damage.
  19084. Round 8: erudite gremlin takes 8 damage.
  19085. Round 8: You lose 2 hit points
  19086. > cc_Junkyard: 7
  19087. Round 8: Arbos uses the molybdenum magnet!
  19088. You acquire an item: molybdenum crescent wrench
  19089. Round 9: erudite gremlin drops 9 attack power.
  19090. Round 9: erudite gremlin drops 7 defense.
  19091. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  19092. After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
  19093. You gain 105 Meat
  19094. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  19095. After Battle: You gain 18 Fortitude
  19096. After Battle: You gain 48 Wizardliness
  19097. After Battle: You gain 12 Roguishness
  19098.  
  19099. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  19100. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  19101.  
  19102. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  19103. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  19104.  
  19105. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  19106. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  19107. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  19108. > Turn(425): Starting with 111 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  19109. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 26.425
  19110. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 167.0
  19111. > HP: 413/413, MP: 111/674
  19112. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  19113. > ML: 51 control: 0
  19114. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  19115. > Doing them gremlins
  19116. > Pre Adventure at Near an Abandoned Refrigerator done, beep.
  19117. > Restoring MP! Currently at 413 of 413 HP, 111 of 674 MP, current meat: 124 ... Target MP = 337.
  19118. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  19119. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  19120.  
  19121. buy 1 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  19122. You spent 76 Meat
  19123. You acquire an item: black cherry soda
  19124.  
  19125. use 1 black cherry soda
  19126. You gain 10 Mana Points
  19127. > Cannot spend meat to fully restore MP! Failed to use black cherry soda for some reason.
  19128. > Did not fully restore MP for some reason.
  19129.  
  19130. [426] Near an Abandoned Refrigerator
  19131. Encounter: spider gremlin
  19132. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  19133. > ccsJunkyard: 0
  19134. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  19135. Round 2: spider gremlin drops 7 attack power.
  19136. Round 2: spider gremlin drops 8 defense.
  19137. > cc_Junkyard: 1
  19138. Round 2: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  19139. Round 3: spider gremlin drops 8 attack power.
  19140. Round 3: spider gremlin drops 8 defense.
  19141. > cc_Junkyard: 2
  19142. Round 3: Arbos uses the dictionary!
  19143. Round 4: spider gremlin drops 8 attack power.
  19144. Round 4: spider gremlin drops 8 defense.
  19145. > cc_Junkyard: 3
  19146. Round 4: Arbos uses the dictionary!
  19147. Round 5: spider gremlin drops 8 attack power.
  19148. Round 5: spider gremlin drops 8 defense.
  19149. > cc_Junkyard: 4
  19150. Round 5: Arbos uses the dictionary!
  19151. Round 6: spider gremlin drops 8 attack power.
  19152. Round 6: spider gremlin drops 7 defense.
  19153. > cc_Junkyard: 5
  19154. Round 6: Arbos uses the dictionary!
  19155. Round 7: spider gremlin drops 9 attack power.
  19156. Round 7: spider gremlin drops 8 defense.
  19157. Round 7: spider gremlin takes 5 damage.
  19158. Round 7: spider gremlin takes 2 damage.
  19159. Round 7: You lose 3 hit points
  19160. > cc_Junkyard: 6
  19161. Round 7: Arbos uses the molybdenum magnet!
  19162. You acquire an item: molybdenum pliers
  19163. Round 8: spider gremlin drops 10 attack power.
  19164. Round 8: spider gremlin drops 9 defense.
  19165. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  19166. After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
  19167. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscleboundness
  19168. Your familiar gains a pound: Trofflesby, the 4 lb. Oily Woim
  19169. You gain 105 Meat
  19170. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  19171. After Battle: You gain 14 Beefiness
  19172. After Battle: You gain 52 Wizardliness
  19173. After Battle: You gain 15 Chutzpah
  19174.  
  19175. cast 1 Disco Fever
  19176. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  19177. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  19178. > Turn(426): Starting with 110 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  19179. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 26.40625
  19180. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 167.0
  19181. > HP: 413/413, MP: 118/674
  19182. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  19183. > ML: 51 control: 0
  19184. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  19185. > Doing them gremlins
  19186. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  19187.  
  19188. Visiting Yossarian
  19189. You acquire an item: rusty chain necklace
  19190. > Turn(426): Starting with 110 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  19191. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.572916666666668
  19192. > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 147.0
  19193. > HP: 363/363, MP: 118/624
  19194. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  19195. > ML: 31 control: 0
  19196. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  19197.  
  19198. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  19199.  
  19200. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  19201.  
  19202. cast 1 Musk of the Moose
  19203. You acquire an effect: Musk of the Moose (10)
  19204.  
  19205. cast 1 Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
  19206. You acquire an effect: Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation (10)
  19207.  
  19208. familiar Jumpsuited Hound Dog (23 lbs)
  19209. > Pre Adventure at Sonofa Beach done, beep.
  19210. > Restoring MP! Currently at 363 of 413 HP, 88 of 674 MP, current meat: 153 ... Target MP = 337.
  19211. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  19212. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  19213.  
  19214. buy 2 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  19215. You spent 152 Meat
  19216. You acquire black cherry soda (2)
  19217.  
  19218. use 2 black cherry soda
  19219. You gain 21 Mana Points
  19220. > Cannot spend meat to fully restore MP! Failed to use black cherry soda for some reason.
  19221. > Did not fully restore MP for some reason.
  19222.  
  19223. [427] Sonofa Beach
  19224. Encounter: A Latter-Day Litter Letter
  19225. You acquire an item: empty Cloaca-Cola bottle
  19226.  
  19227. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  19228. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  19229.  
  19230. cast 1 Astral Shell
  19231. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  19232.  
  19233. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  19234. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  19235. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  19236. > Turn(427): Starting with 109 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  19237. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 26.425
  19238. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 252.8813972081441
  19239. > HP: 373/413, MP: 92/674
  19240. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  19241. > ML: 51 control: 0
  19242. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  19243.  
  19244. autosell: 1 empty Cloaca-Cola bottle
  19245. You gain 200 Meat
  19246. > Pre Adventure at Sonofa Beach done, beep.
  19247. > Restoring MP! Currently at 373 of 413 HP, 92 of 674 MP, current meat: 201 ... Target MP = 337.
  19248. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  19249. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  19250.  
  19251. buy 2 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  19252. You spent 152 Meat
  19253. You acquire black cherry soda (2)
  19254.  
  19255. use 2 black cherry soda
  19256. You gain 21 Mana Points
  19257. > Cannot spend meat to fully restore MP! Failed to use black cherry soda for some reason.
  19258. > Did not fully restore MP for some reason.
  19259.  
  19260. [428] Sonofa Beach
  19261. Encounter: The Walking-Stick Rebellion
  19262. You acquire strawberry (3)
  19263.  
  19264. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  19265. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  19266.  
  19267. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  19268. You gain 31 hit points
  19269. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  19270. > Turn(428): Starting with 108 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  19271. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 26.425
  19272. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 232.8813972081441
  19273. > HP: 413/413, MP: 96/674
  19274. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  19275. > ML: 51 control: 0
  19276. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  19277. > Pre Adventure at Sonofa Beach done, beep.
  19278. > Restoring MP! Currently at 413 of 413 HP, 96 of 674 MP, current meat: 49 ... Target MP = 337.
  19279. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  19280. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  19281. > Could not find good option to restore MP.
  19282. > Did not fully restore MP for some reason.
  19283.  
  19284. [429] Sonofa Beach
  19285. Encounter: The Wake-Up Call of Kermithulhu
  19286. You gain 56 Magicalness
  19287. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  19288. > Turn(429): Starting with 107 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  19289. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 26.425
  19290. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 232.8813972081441
  19291. > HP: 413/413, MP: 110/674
  19292. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  19293. > ML: 51 control: 0
  19294. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  19295. > Pre Adventure at Sonofa Beach done, beep.
  19296. > Restoring MP! Currently at 413 of 413 HP, 110 of 674 MP, current meat: 49 ... Target MP = 337.
  19297. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  19298. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  19299. > Could not find good option to restore MP.
  19300. > Did not fully restore MP for some reason.
  19301.  
  19302. [430] Sonofa Beach
  19303. Encounter: lobsterfrogman
  19304. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  19305. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  19306. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  19307. Round 2: lobsterfrogman drops 8 attack power.
  19308. Round 2: lobsterfrogman drops 9 defense.
  19309. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  19310. Round 3: lobsterfrogman drops 22 attack power.
  19311. Round 3: lobsterfrogman drops 20 defense.
  19312. Round 3: lobsterfrogman drops 8 attack power.
  19313. Round 3: lobsterfrogman drops 9 defense.
  19314. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  19315. Round 4: lobsterfrogman takes 12 damage.
  19316. Round 4: lobsterfrogman drops 8 attack power.
  19317. Round 4: lobsterfrogman drops 9 defense.
  19318. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  19319. Round 5: lobsterfrogman takes 18 damage.
  19320. Round 5: You gain 18 hit points
  19321. Round 5: lobsterfrogman drops 9 attack power.
  19322. Round 5: lobsterfrogman drops 10 defense.
  19323. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  19324. Round 6: lobsterfrogman drops 8 attack power.
  19325. Round 6: lobsterfrogman drops 7 defense.
  19326. Round 6: lobsterfrogman drops 9 attack power.
  19327. Round 6: lobsterfrogman drops 9 defense.
  19328. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  19329. Round 7: lobsterfrogman drops 8 attack power.
  19330. Round 7: lobsterfrogman drops 9 defense.
  19331. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  19332. Round 8: lobsterfrogman drops 9 attack power.
  19333. Round 8: lobsterfrogman drops 10 defense.
  19334. Round 8: lobsterfrogman takes 16 damage.
  19335. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  19336. Round 9: lobsterfrogman takes 56 damage.
  19337. Round 9: lobsterfrogman takes 56 damage.
  19338. Round 9: lobsterfrogman drops 9 attack power.
  19339. Round 9: lobsterfrogman drops 9 defense.
  19340. Round 9: lobsterfrogman takes 15 damage.
  19341. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  19342. Round 10: lobsterfrogman takes 56 damage.
  19343. Round 10: lobsterfrogman takes 56 damage.
  19344. Round 10: lobsterfrogman drops 8 attack power.
  19345. Round 10: lobsterfrogman drops 9 defense.
  19346. Round 10: lobsterfrogman takes 16 damage.
  19347. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  19348. You gain 147 Meat
  19349. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  19350. After Battle: Trog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
  19351. You acquire an item: barrel of gunpowder
  19352. After Battle: You gain 19 Fortitude
  19353. After Battle: You gain 45 Wizardliness
  19354. You gain a Mysticality point!
  19355. After Battle: You gain 13 Cheek
  19356. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  19357. > Turn(430): Starting with 106 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  19358. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 26.425
  19359. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 232.8813972081441
  19360. > HP: 349/349, MP: 114/508
  19361. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  19362. > ML: 51 control: 0
  19363. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  19364. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  19365.  
  19366. Visiting the lighthouse keeper with 5 barrels of gunpowder.
  19367.  
  19368. Visiting the lighthouse keeper with 0 barrels of gunpowder.
  19369. You acquire an item: tequila grenade
  19370. You acquire molotov cocktail cocktail (2)
  19371. > Turn(430): Starting with 106 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  19372. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 22.59166666666667
  19373. > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 212.8813972081441
  19374. > HP: 299/299, MP: 114/458
  19375. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  19376. > ML: 31 control: 0
  19377. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  19378.  
  19379. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  19380.  
  19381. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  19382. > First 64 combats. To orchard/lighthouse
  19383. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  19384.  
  19385. familiar Intergnat (37 lbs)
  19386. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  19387.  
  19388. [431] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  19389. Encounter: I Am The Brotherhood
  19390. You acquire an item: perforated battle paddle
  19391. You acquire beer bomb (3)
  19392. You acquire an item: PADL Phone
  19393.  
  19394. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  19395. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  19396. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  19397. > Turn(431): Starting with 105 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  19398. > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  19399. > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 221.84289527554463
  19400. > HP: 299/299, MP: 115/458
  19401. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  19402. > ML: 31 control: 0
  19403. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  19404.  
  19405. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  19406.  
  19407. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  19408.  
  19409. autosell: 3 beer bomb
  19410. You gain 450 Meat
  19411. > First 64 combats. To orchard/lighthouse
  19412. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  19413. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  19414.  
  19415. [432] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  19416. Encounter: War Hippy Infantryman NAMED NEIL
  19417. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  19418. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  19419. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  19420. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  19421. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 22 damage.
  19422. Round 2: War Hippy Infantryman takes 22 damage.
  19423. Round 2: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 attack power.
  19424. Round 2: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 defense.
  19425. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  19426. Round 3: War Hippy Infantryman drops 20 attack power.
  19427. Round 3: War Hippy Infantryman drops 18 defense.
  19428. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 22 damage.
  19429. Round 3: War Hippy Infantryman takes 22 damage.
  19430. Round 3: War Hippy Infantryman drops 8 attack power.
  19431. Round 3: War Hippy Infantryman drops 8 defense.
  19432. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  19433. Round 4: War Hippy Infantryman takes 8 damage.
  19434. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 25 damage.
  19435. Round 4: War Hippy Infantryman takes 25 damage.
  19436. Round 4: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 attack power.
  19437. Round 4: War Hippy Infantryman drops 7 defense.
  19438. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  19439. Round 5: War Hippy Infantryman takes 13 damage.
  19440. Round 5: You gain 13 hit points
  19441. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 41 damage.
  19442. Round 5: War Hippy Infantryman takes 41 damage.
  19443. Round 5: War Hippy Infantryman drops 8 attack power.
  19444. Round 5: War Hippy Infantryman drops 7 defense.
  19445. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  19446. Round 6: War Hippy Infantryman drops 7 attack power.
  19447. Round 6: War Hippy Infantryman drops 6 defense.
  19448. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 42 damage.
  19449. Round 6: War Hippy Infantryman takes 42 damage.
  19450. Round 6: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 attack power.
  19451. Round 6: War Hippy Infantryman drops 7 defense.
  19452. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  19453. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 22 damage.
  19454. Round 7: War Hippy Infantryman takes 22 damage.
  19455. Round 7: War Hippy Infantryman drops 8 attack power.
  19456. Round 7: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 defense.
  19457. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  19458. Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 22 damage.
  19459. Round 8: War Hippy Infantryman takes 22 damage.
  19460. Round 8: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 attack power.
  19461. Round 8: War Hippy Infantryman drops 8 defense.
  19462. Round 8: War Hippy Infantryman takes 10 damage.
  19463. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  19464. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  19465. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  19466. You acquire an item: oversized pipe
  19467. You acquire an item: BACON
  19468. After Battle: You gain 15 Strengthliness
  19469. After Battle: You gain 47 Enchantedness
  19470. After Battle: You gain 11 Cheek
  19471. 8 hippies defeated; 8 down, 992 left.
  19472.  
  19473. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  19474. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  19475.  
  19476. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  19477. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  19478.  
  19479. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  19480. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  19481.  
  19482. cast 1 Astral Shell
  19483. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  19484. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  19485. > Turn(432): Starting with 104 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  19486. > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  19487. > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 214.06245936279166
  19488. > HP: 299/299, MP: 75/458
  19489. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  19490. > ML: 31 control: 0
  19491. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  19492.  
  19493. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  19494.  
  19495. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  19496. > First 64 combats. To orchard/lighthouse
  19497. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  19498. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  19499. > Restoring MP! Currently at 299 of 299 HP, 75 of 458 MP, current meat: 646 ... Target MP = 229.
  19500. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  19501. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  19502.  
  19503. buy 8 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  19504. You spent 608 Meat
  19505. You acquire black cherry soda (8)
  19506.  
  19507. use 8 black cherry soda
  19508. You gain 77 Mana Points
  19509. > Cannot spend meat to fully restore MP! Failed to use black cherry soda for some reason.
  19510. > Did not fully restore MP for some reason.
  19511.  
  19512. [433] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  19513. Encounter: War Hippy Homeopath WITH BACON!!!
  19514. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  19515. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  19516. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  19517. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  19518. Round 2: War Hippy Homeopath drops 9 attack power.
  19519. Round 2: War Hippy Homeopath drops 9 defense.
  19520. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  19521. Round 3: War Hippy Homeopath drops 20 attack power.
  19522. Round 3: War Hippy Homeopath drops 19 defense.
  19523. Round 3: War Hippy Homeopath drops 8 attack power.
  19524. Round 3: War Hippy Homeopath drops 8 defense.
  19525. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  19526. Round 4: War Hippy Homeopath takes 8 damage.
  19527. Round 4: War Hippy Homeopath drops 8 attack power.
  19528. Round 4: War Hippy Homeopath drops 7 defense.
  19529. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  19530. Round 5: War Hippy Homeopath takes 20 damage.
  19531. Round 5: You gain 20 hit points
  19532. Round 5: War Hippy Homeopath drops 9 attack power.
  19533. Round 5: War Hippy Homeopath drops 8 defense.
  19534. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  19535. Round 6: War Hippy Homeopath drops 7 attack power.
  19536. Round 6: War Hippy Homeopath drops 6 defense.
  19537. Round 6: War Hippy Homeopath drops 8 attack power.
  19538. Round 6: War Hippy Homeopath drops 8 defense.
  19539. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  19540. Round 7: War Hippy Homeopath drops 8 attack power.
  19541. Round 7: War Hippy Homeopath drops 9 defense.
  19542. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  19543. Round 8: War Hippy Homeopath drops 8 attack power.
  19544. Round 8: War Hippy Homeopath drops 9 defense.
  19545. Round 8: War Hippy Homeopath takes 10 damage.
  19546. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  19547. Round 9: War Hippy Homeopath takes 124 damage.
  19548. Round 9: War Hippy Homeopath takes 62 damage.
  19549. Round 9: War Hippy Homeopath drops 9 attack power.
  19550. Round 9: War Hippy Homeopath drops 8 defense.
  19551. Round 9: War Hippy Homeopath takes 9 damage.
  19552. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  19553. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  19554. After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
  19555. Your familiar gains a pound: Isabella, the 18 lb. Intergnat
  19556. After Battle: Tingteng spins and whirls in the breeze, like a spicy little dust devil.
  19557. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  19558. You acquire an item: hippy medical kit
  19559. You acquire an item: filthy poultice
  19560. You acquire an item: holistic headache remedy
  19561. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  19562. After Battle: You gain 13 Beefiness
  19563. After Battle: You gain 45 Magicalness
  19564. After Battle: You gain 12 Sarcasm
  19565. 8 hippies defeated; 16 down, 984 left.
  19566.  
  19567. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  19568. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  19569.  
  19570. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  19571. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  19572.  
  19573. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  19574. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  19575.  
  19576. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  19577. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  19578.  
  19579. cast 1 Blubber Up
  19580. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  19581.  
  19582. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  19583. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  19584. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  19585. > Turn(433): Starting with 103 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  19586. > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  19587. > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 215.6312656631513
  19588. > HP: 299/299, MP: 114/458
  19589. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  19590. > ML: 31 control: 0
  19591. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  19592.  
  19593. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  19594.  
  19595. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  19596. > First 64 combats. To orchard/lighthouse
  19597. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  19598. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  19599.  
  19600. [434] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  19601. Encounter: War Hippy Rigger AND TESLA!
  19602. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  19603. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  19604. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  19605. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  19606. Round 2: War Hippy Rigger drops 9 attack power.
  19607. Round 2: War Hippy Rigger drops 9 defense.
  19608. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  19609. Round 3: War Hippy Rigger drops 20 attack power.
  19610. Round 3: War Hippy Rigger drops 18 defense.
  19611. Round 3: War Hippy Rigger drops 9 attack power.
  19612. Round 3: War Hippy Rigger drops 9 defense.
  19613. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  19614. Round 4: War Hippy Rigger takes 8 damage.
  19615. Round 4: War Hippy Rigger drops 7 attack power.
  19616. Round 4: War Hippy Rigger drops 7 defense.
  19617. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  19618. Round 5: War Hippy Rigger takes 18 damage.
  19619. Round 5: You gain 18 hit points
  19620. Round 5: War Hippy Rigger drops 7 attack power.
  19621. Round 5: War Hippy Rigger drops 7 defense.
  19622. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  19623. Round 6: War Hippy Rigger drops 7 attack power.
  19624. Round 6: War Hippy Rigger drops 6 defense.
  19625. Round 6: War Hippy Rigger drops 9 attack power.
  19626. Round 6: War Hippy Rigger drops 9 defense.
  19627. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  19628. Round 7: War Hippy Rigger drops 7 attack power.
  19629. Round 7: War Hippy Rigger drops 8 defense.
  19630. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  19631. Round 8: War Hippy Rigger drops 8 attack power.
  19632. Round 8: War Hippy Rigger drops 8 defense.
  19633. Round 8: War Hippy Rigger takes 9 damage.
  19634. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  19635. Round 9: War Hippy Rigger takes 124 damage.
  19636. Round 9: War Hippy Rigger takes 62 damage.
  19637. Round 9: War Hippy Rigger drops 9 attack power.
  19638. Round 9: War Hippy Rigger drops 8 defense.
  19639. Round 9: War Hippy Rigger takes 9 damage.
  19640. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  19641. After Battle: Tingteng whirls around picking up items, like a little couscous tornado.
  19642. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  19643. You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
  19644. You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
  19645. You acquire an item: oversized pipe
  19646. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  19647. After Battle: You gain 71 Mana Points
  19648. You acquire an item: BACON
  19649. After Battle: You gain 12 Beefiness
  19650. After Battle: You gain 40 Magicalness
  19651. After Battle: You gain 16 Smarm
  19652. 8 hippies defeated; 24 down, 976 left.
  19653.  
  19654. cast 1 Scarysauce
  19655. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  19656.  
  19657. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  19658. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  19659.  
  19660. cast 1 Disco Fever
  19661. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  19662. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  19663. > Turn(434): Starting with 102 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  19664. > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  19665. > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 215.6312656631513
  19666. > HP: 299/299, MP: 161/458
  19667. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  19668. > ML: 31 control: 0
  19669. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  19670.  
  19671. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  19672.  
  19673. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  19674. > First 64 combats. To orchard/lighthouse
  19675. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  19676. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  19677.  
  19678. [435] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  19679. Encounter: War Hippy Baker AND TESLA!
  19680. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  19681. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  19682. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  19683. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  19684. Round 2: War Hippy Baker drops 9 attack power.
  19685. Round 2: War Hippy Baker drops 8 defense.
  19686. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  19687. Round 3: War Hippy Baker drops 20 attack power.
  19688. Round 3: War Hippy Baker drops 18 defense.
  19689. Round 3: War Hippy Baker drops 7 attack power.
  19690. Round 3: War Hippy Baker drops 8 defense.
  19691. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  19692. Round 4: War Hippy Baker takes 8 damage.
  19693. Round 4: War Hippy Baker drops 8 attack power.
  19694. Round 4: War Hippy Baker drops 7 defense.
  19695. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  19696. Round 5: War Hippy Baker takes 19 damage.
  19697. Round 5: You gain 19 hit points
  19698. Round 5: War Hippy Baker drops 8 attack power.
  19699. Round 5: War Hippy Baker drops 7 defense.
  19700. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  19701. Round 6: War Hippy Baker drops 7 attack power.
  19702. Round 6: War Hippy Baker drops 6 defense.
  19703. Round 6: War Hippy Baker drops 8 attack power.
  19704. Round 6: War Hippy Baker drops 9 defense.
  19705. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  19706. Round 7: War Hippy Baker drops 8 attack power.
  19707. Round 7: War Hippy Baker drops 9 defense.
  19708. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  19709. Round 8: War Hippy Baker drops 7 attack power.
  19710. Round 8: War Hippy Baker drops 7 defense.
  19711. Round 8: War Hippy Baker takes 9 damage.
  19712. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  19713. Round 9: War Hippy Baker takes 124 damage.
  19714. Round 9: War Hippy Baker takes 62 damage.
  19715. Round 9: War Hippy Baker drops 9 attack power.
  19716. Round 9: War Hippy Baker drops 8 defense.
  19717. Round 9: War Hippy Baker takes 10 damage.
  19718. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  19719. After Battle: Tingteng pirouettes in the air, searching for scattered items. Maybe he was a pierougi in a past life.
  19720. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  19721. You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
  19722. You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses
  19723. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  19724. After Battle: You gain 68 Mana Points
  19725. You acquire an item: BACON
  19726. After Battle: You gain 18 Beefiness
  19727. After Battle: You gain 45 Wizardliness
  19728. After Battle: You gain 9 Smarm
  19729. 8 hippies defeated; 32 down, 968 left.
  19730.  
  19731. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  19732. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  19733.  
  19734. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  19735. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  19736.  
  19737. cast 1 Scarysauce
  19738. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  19739.  
  19740. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  19741. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  19742. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  19743. > Turn(435): Starting with 101 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  19744. > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  19745. > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 215.6312656631513
  19746. > HP: 299/299, MP: 195/458
  19747. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  19748. > ML: 31 control: 0
  19749. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  19750.  
  19751. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  19752.  
  19753. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  19754. > First 64 combats. To orchard/lighthouse
  19755. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  19756. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  19757.  
  19758. [436] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  19759. Encounter: War Hippy Shaman AND TESLA!
  19760. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  19761. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  19762. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  19763. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  19764. Round 2: War Hippy Shaman drops 9 attack power.
  19765. Round 2: War Hippy Shaman drops 9 defense.
  19766. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  19767. Round 3: War Hippy Shaman drops 22 attack power.
  19768. Round 3: War Hippy Shaman drops 17 defense.
  19769. Round 3: War Hippy Shaman drops 8 attack power.
  19770. Round 3: War Hippy Shaman drops 9 defense.
  19771. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  19772. Round 4: War Hippy Shaman takes 8 damage.
  19773. Round 4: War Hippy Shaman drops 11 attack power.
  19774. Round 4: War Hippy Shaman drops 9 defense.
  19775. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  19776. Round 5: War Hippy Shaman takes 10 damage.
  19777. Round 5: You gain 10 hit points
  19778. Round 5: War Hippy Shaman drops 7 attack power.
  19779. Round 5: War Hippy Shaman drops 9 defense.
  19780. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  19781. Round 6: War Hippy Shaman drops 8 attack power.
  19782. Round 6: War Hippy Shaman drops 6 defense.
  19783. Round 6: War Hippy Shaman drops 9 attack power.
  19784. Round 6: War Hippy Shaman drops 8 defense.
  19785. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  19786. Round 7: War Hippy Shaman drops 10 attack power.
  19787. Round 7: War Hippy Shaman drops 9 defense.
  19788. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  19789. Round 8: War Hippy Shaman drops 9 attack power.
  19790. Round 8: War Hippy Shaman drops 7 defense.
  19791. Round 8: War Hippy Shaman takes 10 damage.
  19792. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  19793. Round 9: War Hippy Shaman takes 124 damage.
  19794. Round 9: War Hippy Shaman takes 62 damage.
  19795. Round 9: War Hippy Shaman drops 10 attack power.
  19796. Round 9: War Hippy Shaman drops 11 defense.
  19797. Round 9: War Hippy Shaman takes 10 damage.
  19798. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  19799. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  19800. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  19801. You acquire an item: Lockenstock&trade; sandals
  19802. You acquire an item: funky dried mushroom
  19803. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  19804. After Battle: You gain 55 Mana Points
  19805. You acquire an item: BACON
  19806. After Battle: You gain 11 Fortitude
  19807. After Battle: You gain 45 Mysteriousness
  19808. After Battle: You gain 19 Chutzpah
  19809. 8 hippies defeated; 40 down, 960 left.
  19810.  
  19811. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  19812. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  19813.  
  19814. cast 1 Scarysauce
  19815. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  19816.  
  19817. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  19818. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  19819. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  19820. > Turn(436): Starting with 100 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  19821. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  19822. > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 235.6312656631513
  19823. > HP: 299/299, MP: 232/458
  19824. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  19825. > ML: 31 control: 0
  19826. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  19827.  
  19828. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  19829.  
  19830. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  19831. > First 64 combats. To orchard/lighthouse
  19832. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  19833. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  19834.  
  19835. [437] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  19836. Encounter: Wooof! Wooooooof!
  19837. Took choice 1106/2: +50% all stats for 30 turns
  19838. choice.php?whichchoice=1106&option=2&pwd
  19839. You acquire an effect: Adventurer's Best Friendship (30)
  19840.  
  19841. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  19842. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  19843.  
  19844. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  19845. You gain 64 hit points
  19846. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  19847. > Turn(436): Starting with 100 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  19848. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  19849. > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 235.6312656631513
  19850. > HP: 363/363, MP: 207/626
  19851. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  19852. > ML: 31 control: 0
  19853. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  19854.  
  19855. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  19856.  
  19857. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  19858. > First 64 combats. To orchard/lighthouse
  19859. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  19860. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  19861.  
  19862. [437] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  19863. Encounter: War Hippy Infantryman WITH SCIENCE!
  19864. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  19865. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  19866. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  19867. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  19868. Round 2: War Hippy Infantryman drops 8 attack power.
  19869. Round 2: War Hippy Infantryman drops 8 defense.
  19870. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  19871. Round 3: War Hippy Infantryman drops 20 attack power.
  19872. Round 3: War Hippy Infantryman drops 19 defense.
  19873. Round 3: War Hippy Infantryman drops 8 attack power.
  19874. Round 3: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 defense.
  19875. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  19876. Round 4: War Hippy Infantryman takes 13 damage.
  19877. Round 4: War Hippy Infantryman drops 8 attack power.
  19878. Round 4: War Hippy Infantryman drops 7 defense.
  19879. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  19880. Round 5: War Hippy Infantryman takes 18 damage.
  19881. Round 5: You gain 18 hit points
  19882. Round 5: War Hippy Infantryman drops 8 attack power.
  19883. Round 5: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 defense.
  19884. Round 5: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  19885. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  19886. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  19887. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  19888. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  19889. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: The fourth state of matter is hope!"
  19890. You acquire an item: BACON
  19891. After Battle: You gain 15 Strengthliness
  19892. After Battle: You gain 45 Wizardliness
  19893. After Battle: You gain 11 Sarcasm
  19894. 8 hippies defeated; 48 down, 952 left.
  19895.  
  19896. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  19897. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  19898.  
  19899. cast 1 Astral Shell
  19900. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  19901.  
  19902. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  19903. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  19904.  
  19905. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  19906. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  19907.  
  19908. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  19909. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  19910. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  19911. > Turn(437): Starting with 99 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  19912. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  19913. > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 235.6312656631513
  19914. > HP: 363/363, MP: 164/626
  19915. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  19916. > ML: 31 control: 0
  19917. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  19918.  
  19919. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  19920.  
  19921. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  19922. > First 64 combats. To orchard/lighthouse
  19923. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  19924. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  19925.  
  19926. [438] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  19927. Encounter: War Hippy Baker WITH SCIENCE!
  19928. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  19929. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  19930. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  19931. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  19932. Round 2: War Hippy Baker drops 9 attack power.
  19933. Round 2: War Hippy Baker drops 7 defense.
  19934. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  19935. Round 3: War Hippy Baker drops 20 attack power.
  19936. Round 3: War Hippy Baker drops 18 defense.
  19937. Round 3: War Hippy Baker drops 7 attack power.
  19938. Round 3: War Hippy Baker drops 7 defense.
  19939. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  19940. Round 4: War Hippy Baker takes 13 damage.
  19941. Round 4: War Hippy Baker drops 8 attack power.
  19942. Round 4: War Hippy Baker drops 7 defense.
  19943. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  19944. Round 5: War Hippy Baker takes 18 damage.
  19945. Round 5: You gain 18 hit points
  19946. Round 5: War Hippy Baker drops 9 attack power.
  19947. Round 5: War Hippy Baker drops 9 defense.
  19948. Round 5: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  19949. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  19950. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  19951. After Battle: Tingteng spins and whirls in the breeze, like a spicy little dust devil.
  19952. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: The ninth state of matter is mucus!"
  19953. You acquire an item: BACON
  19954. After Battle: You gain 10 Strongness
  19955. You gain a Muscle point!
  19956. After Battle: You gain 56 Mysteriousness
  19957. You gain a Mysticality point!
  19958. After Battle: You gain 11 Cheek
  19959. You gain a Moxie point!
  19960. 8 hippies defeated; 56 down, 944 left.
  19961. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  19962. > Turn(438): Starting with 98 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  19963. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  19964. > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 235.6312656631513
  19965. > HP: 364/364, MP: 173/630
  19966. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  19967. > ML: 31 control: 0
  19968. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  19969.  
  19970. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  19971.  
  19972. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  19973. > First 64 combats. To orchard/lighthouse
  19974. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  19975. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  19976.  
  19977. [439] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  19978. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR War Hippy Homeopath
  19979. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  19980. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  19981. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  19982. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  19983. Round 2: War Hippy Homeopath drops 8 attack power.
  19984. Round 2: War Hippy Homeopath drops 9 defense.
  19985. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  19986. Round 3: War Hippy Homeopath drops 20 attack power.
  19987. Round 3: War Hippy Homeopath drops 18 defense.
  19988. Round 3: War Hippy Homeopath drops 7 attack power.
  19989. Round 3: War Hippy Homeopath drops 7 defense.
  19990. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  19991. Round 4: War Hippy Homeopath takes 13 damage.
  19992. Round 4: War Hippy Homeopath drops 8 attack power.
  19993. Round 4: War Hippy Homeopath drops 7 defense.
  19994. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  19995. Round 5: War Hippy Homeopath takes 19 damage.
  19996. Round 5: You gain 19 hit points
  19997. Round 5: War Hippy Homeopath drops 8 attack power.
  19998. Round 5: War Hippy Homeopath drops 9 defense.
  19999. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  20000. Round 6: War Hippy Homeopath drops 7 attack power.
  20001. Round 6: War Hippy Homeopath drops 6 defense.
  20002. Round 6: War Hippy Homeopath drops 8 attack power.
  20003. Round 6: War Hippy Homeopath drops 9 defense.
  20004. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  20005. Round 7: War Hippy Homeopath drops 7 attack power.
  20006. Round 7: War Hippy Homeopath drops 7 defense.
  20007. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  20008. Round 8: War Hippy Homeopath drops 8 attack power.
  20009. Round 8: War Hippy Homeopath drops 9 defense.
  20010. Round 8: War Hippy Homeopath takes 9 damage.
  20011. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  20012. Round 9: War Hippy Homeopath takes 248 damage.
  20013. Round 9: War Hippy Homeopath takes 62 damage.
  20014. Round 9: War Hippy Homeopath drops 9 attack power.
  20015. Round 9: War Hippy Homeopath drops 8 defense.
  20016. Round 9: War Hippy Homeopath takes 9 damage.
  20017. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  20018. After Battle: Tingteng pirouettes in the air, searching for scattered items. Maybe he was a pierougi in a past life.
  20019. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  20020. You acquire an item: hippy medical kit
  20021. You acquire an item: natural fennel soda
  20022. After Battle: Isabella freaks out and starts babbling "I used to be a Neil but then I took an arrow to the knee..."
  20023. You acquire an item: BACON
  20024. After Battle: You gain 12 Strongness
  20025. After Battle: You gain 48 Magicalness
  20026. After Battle: You gain 13 Chutzpah
  20027. 8 hippies defeated; 64 down, 936 left.
  20028. The Orchard is now accessible in this uniform!
  20029. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  20030. > Turn(439): Starting with 97 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  20031. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  20032. > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 235.6312656631513
  20033. > HP: 364/364, MP: 179/630
  20034. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  20035. > ML: 31 control: 0
  20036. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  20037.  
  20038. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  20039.  
  20040. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  20041. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  20042.  
  20043. Visiting The Organic Produce Stand
  20044. > Turn(439): Starting with 97 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  20045. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  20046. > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 235.6312656631513
  20047. > HP: 364/364, MP: 179/630
  20048. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  20049. > ML: 31 control: 0
  20050. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  20051.  
  20052. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  20053.  
  20054. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  20055. > Doing the orchard.
  20056.  
  20057. equip hat training helmet
  20058.  
  20059. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  20060. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  20061.  
  20062. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  20063. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  20064. > Pre Adventure at The Hatching Chamber done, beep.
  20065.  
  20066. [440] The Hatching Chamber
  20067. Encounter: larval filthworm WITH SCIENCE!
  20068. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  20069. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  20070. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  20071. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  20072. Round 2: larval filthworm drops 7 attack power.
  20073. Round 2: larval filthworm drops 7 defense.
  20074. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  20075. Round 3: larval filthworm drops 19 attack power.
  20076. Round 3: larval filthworm drops 17 defense.
  20077. Round 3: larval filthworm drops 9 attack power.
  20078. Round 3: larval filthworm drops 8 defense.
  20079. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  20080. Round 4: larval filthworm takes 13 damage.
  20081. Round 4: larval filthworm drops 8 attack power.
  20082. Round 4: larval filthworm drops 8 defense.
  20083. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  20084. Round 5: larval filthworm takes 17 damage.
  20085. Round 5: You gain 17 hit points
  20086. Round 5: larval filthworm drops 8 attack power.
  20087. Round 5: larval filthworm drops 7 defense.
  20088. Round 5: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  20089. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  20090. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  20091. After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
  20092. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscleboundness
  20093. After Battle: Tingteng whirls around picking up items, like a little couscous tornado.
  20094. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: White's Fourteenth Law of Melody says what goes out must come out!"
  20095. You acquire an item: BACON
  20096. After Battle: You gain 16 Beefiness
  20097. After Battle: You gain 34 Magicalness
  20098. After Battle: You gain 16 Smarm
  20099.  
  20100. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  20101. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  20102.  
  20103. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  20104. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  20105. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  20106. > Turn(440): Starting with 96 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  20107. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 20.641666666666666
  20108. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 295.63126566315134
  20109. > HP: 364/364, MP: 143/630
  20110. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  20111. > ML: 31 control: 0
  20112. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  20113.  
  20114. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  20115. > Doing the orchard.
  20116.  
  20117. equip hat training helmet
  20118.  
  20119. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  20120. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  20121. > Pre Adventure at The Hatching Chamber done, beep.
  20122.  
  20123. [441] The Hatching Chamber
  20124. Encounter: larval filthworm WITH SCIENCE!
  20125. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  20126. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  20127. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  20128. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  20129. Round 2: larval filthworm drops 9 attack power.
  20130. Round 2: larval filthworm drops 7 defense.
  20131. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  20132. Round 3: larval filthworm drops 19 attack power.
  20133. Round 3: larval filthworm drops 18 defense.
  20134. Round 3: larval filthworm drops 8 attack power.
  20135. Round 3: larval filthworm drops 9 defense.
  20136. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  20137. Round 4: larval filthworm takes 13 damage.
  20138. Round 4: larval filthworm drops 8 attack power.
  20139. Round 4: larval filthworm drops 7 defense.
  20140. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  20141. Round 5: larval filthworm takes 17 damage.
  20142. Round 5: You gain 17 hit points
  20143. Round 5: larval filthworm drops 7 attack power.
  20144. Round 5: larval filthworm drops 7 defense.
  20145. Round 5: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  20146. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  20147. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  20148. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  20149. You acquire an item: mouldering barrel
  20150. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Most of the universe is made up of a substance called Crimson Matter!"
  20151. You acquire an item: BACON
  20152. After Battle: You gain 11 Strongness
  20153. After Battle: You gain 37 Wizardliness
  20154. After Battle: You gain 18 Chutzpah
  20155. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  20156. > Turn(441): Starting with 95 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  20157. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 20.641666666666666
  20158. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 295.63126566315134
  20159. > HP: 364/364, MP: 135/630
  20160. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  20161. > ML: 31 control: 0
  20162. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  20163.  
  20164. smash mouldering barrel
  20165. You acquire an item: cute mushroom
  20166.  
  20167. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  20168. > Doing the orchard.
  20169.  
  20170. equip hat training helmet
  20171. > Pre Adventure at The Hatching Chamber done, beep.
  20172.  
  20173. [442] The Hatching Chamber
  20174. Encounter: larval filthworm NAMED NEIL
  20175. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  20176. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  20177. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  20178. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  20179. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 30 damage.
  20180. Round 2: larval filthworm takes 30 damage.
  20181. Round 2: larval filthworm drops 8 attack power.
  20182. Round 2: larval filthworm drops 7 defense.
  20183. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  20184. Round 3: larval filthworm drops 20 attack power.
  20185. Round 3: larval filthworm drops 18 defense.
  20186. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 28 damage.
  20187. Round 3: larval filthworm takes 28 damage.
  20188. Round 3: larval filthworm drops 8 attack power.
  20189. Round 3: larval filthworm drops 9 defense.
  20190. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  20191. Round 4: larval filthworm takes 13 damage.
  20192. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 27 damage.
  20193. Round 4: larval filthworm takes 27 damage.
  20194. Round 4: larval filthworm drops 8 attack power.
  20195. Round 4: larval filthworm drops 9 defense.
  20196. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  20197. Round 5: larval filthworm takes 10 damage.
  20198. Round 5: You gain 10 hit points
  20199. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 37 damage.
  20200. Round 5: larval filthworm takes 37 damage.
  20201. Round 5: larval filthworm drops 9 attack power.
  20202. Round 5: larval filthworm drops 9 defense.
  20203. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  20204. Round 6: larval filthworm drops 7 attack power.
  20205. Round 6: larval filthworm drops 6 defense.
  20206. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 25 damage.
  20207. Round 6: larval filthworm takes 25 damage.
  20208. Round 6: larval filthworm drops 7 attack power.
  20209. Round 6: larval filthworm drops 7 defense.
  20210. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  20211. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 22 damage.
  20212. Round 7: larval filthworm takes 22 damage.
  20213. Round 7: larval filthworm drops 9 attack power.
  20214. Round 7: larval filthworm drops 8 defense.
  20215. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  20216. Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 36 damage.
  20217. Round 8: larval filthworm takes 36 damage.
  20218. Round 8: larval filthworm drops 9 attack power.
  20219. Round 8: larval filthworm drops 7 defense.
  20220. Round 8: larval filthworm takes 10 damage.
  20221. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  20222. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  20223. After Battle: You gain 5 Sarcasm
  20224. You gain 112 Meat
  20225. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  20226. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  20227. You acquire an item: filthworm hatchling scent gland
  20228. You acquire an item: BACON
  20229. After Battle: You gain 10 Strengthliness
  20230. After Battle: You gain 48 Wizardliness
  20231. After Battle: You gain 13 Smarm
  20232.  
  20233. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  20234. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  20235.  
  20236. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  20237. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  20238.  
  20239. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  20240. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  20241.  
  20242. cast 1 Astral Shell
  20243. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  20244.  
  20245. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  20246. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  20247.  
  20248. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  20249. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  20250.  
  20251. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  20252. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  20253. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  20254. > Turn(442): Starting with 94 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  20255. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 20.641666666666666
  20256. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 295.63126566315134
  20257. > HP: 364/364, MP: 73/630
  20258. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  20259. > ML: 31 control: 0
  20260. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  20261.  
  20262. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  20263. > Doing the orchard.
  20264.  
  20265. use 1 filthworm hatchling scent gland
  20266. You acquire an effect: Filthworm Larva Stench (10)
  20267.  
  20268. equip hat training helmet
  20269. > Pre Adventure at The Feeding Chamber done, beep.
  20270. > Restoring MP! Currently at 364 of 364 HP, 73 of 630 MP, current meat: 150 ... Target MP = 315.
  20271. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  20272.  
  20273. use 1 natural fennel soda
  20274. You gain 107 Mana Points
  20275. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  20276.  
  20277. buy 1 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  20278. You spent 76 Meat
  20279. You acquire an item: black cherry soda
  20280.  
  20281. use 1 black cherry soda
  20282. You gain 11 Mana Points
  20283. > Cannot spend meat to fully restore MP! Failed to use black cherry soda for some reason.
  20284. > Did not fully restore MP for some reason.
  20285.  
  20286. [443] The Feeding Chamber
  20287. Encounter: filthworm drone AND TESLA!
  20288. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  20289. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  20290. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  20291. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  20292. Round 2: filthworm drone drops 9 attack power.
  20293. Round 2: filthworm drone drops 8 defense.
  20294. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  20295. Round 3: filthworm drone drops 19 attack power.
  20296. Round 3: filthworm drone drops 18 defense.
  20297. Round 3: filthworm drone drops 7 attack power.
  20298. Round 3: filthworm drone drops 8 defense.
  20299. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  20300. Round 4: filthworm drone takes 13 damage.
  20301. Round 4: filthworm drone drops 7 attack power.
  20302. Round 4: filthworm drone drops 8 defense.
  20303. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  20304. Round 5: filthworm drone takes 18 damage.
  20305. Round 5: You gain 18 hit points
  20306. Round 5: filthworm drone drops 8 attack power.
  20307. Round 5: filthworm drone drops 8 defense.
  20308. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  20309. Round 6: filthworm drone drops 7 attack power.
  20310. Round 6: filthworm drone drops 6 defense.
  20311. Round 6: filthworm drone drops 9 attack power.
  20312. Round 6: filthworm drone drops 9 defense.
  20313. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  20314. Round 7: filthworm drone drops 8 attack power.
  20315. Round 7: filthworm drone drops 9 defense.
  20316. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  20317. Round 8: filthworm drone drops 8 attack power.
  20318. Round 8: filthworm drone drops 9 defense.
  20319. Round 8: filthworm drone takes 10 damage.
  20320. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  20321. Round 9: filthworm drone takes 124 damage.
  20322. Round 9: filthworm drone takes 62 damage.
  20323. Round 9: filthworm drone drops 9 attack power.
  20324. Round 9: filthworm drone drops 7 defense.
  20325. Round 9: filthworm drone takes 10 damage.
  20326. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  20327. You gain 158 Meat
  20328. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  20329. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  20330. You acquire an item: filthworm drone scent gland
  20331. You acquire an item: mouldering barrel
  20332. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  20333. After Battle: You gain 60 Mana Points
  20334. You acquire an item: BACON
  20335. After Battle: You gain 11 Muscleboundness
  20336. After Battle: You gain 50 Enchantedness
  20337. After Battle: You gain 12 Cheek
  20338.  
  20339. cast 1 Scarysauce
  20340. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  20341.  
  20342. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  20343. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  20344.  
  20345. cast 1 Blubber Up
  20346. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  20347.  
  20348. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  20349. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  20350.  
  20351. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  20352. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  20353.  
  20354. cast 1 Disco Fever
  20355. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  20356. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  20357. > Turn(443): Starting with 93 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  20358. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 20.791666666666668
  20359. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 295.63126566315134
  20360. > HP: 364/364, MP: 204/630
  20361. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  20362. > ML: 31 control: 0
  20363. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  20364.  
  20365. smash mouldering barrel
  20366. You acquire an item: haunted battery
  20367.  
  20368. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  20369. > Doing the orchard.
  20370.  
  20371. use 1 filthworm drone scent gland
  20372. You acquire an effect: Filthworm Drone Stench (10)
  20373.  
  20374. equip hat training helmet
  20375. > Pre Adventure at The Royal Guard Chamber done, beep.
  20376.  
  20377. [444] The Royal Guard Chamber
  20378. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR filthworm royal guard
  20379. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  20380. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  20381. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  20382. Round 1: Arbos casts DISINTEGRATE!
  20383. You acquire an effect: Everything Looks Yellow (100)
  20384. Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
  20385. You gain 178 Meat
  20386. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  20387. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  20388. You acquire an item: filthworm royal guard scent gland
  20389. After Battle: Isabella suddenly starts twitching spasmodically and shouts "I made you a Agent_of_Change but I eated it!"
  20390. You acquire an item: BACON
  20391. After Battle: You gain 17 Fortitude
  20392. After Battle: You gain 42 Magicalness
  20393. After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness
  20394. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  20395. > Turn(444): Starting with 92 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  20396. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 20.941666666666666
  20397. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 295.63126566315134
  20398. > HP: 364/364, MP: 72/630
  20399. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  20400. > ML: 31 control: 0
  20401. > Everything Looks Yellow: 99
  20402. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  20403.  
  20404. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  20405. > Doing the orchard.
  20406.  
  20407. use 1 filthworm royal guard scent gland
  20408. You acquire an effect: Filthworm Guard Stench (10)
  20409.  
  20410. familiar Adventurous Spelunker (16 lbs)
  20411. > Pre Adventure at The Filthworm Queen's Chamber done, beep.
  20412. > Restoring MP! Currently at 364 of 414 HP, 72 of 680 MP, current meat: 410 ... Target MP = 340.
  20413. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  20414. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  20415.  
  20416. buy 5 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  20417. You spent 380 Meat
  20418. You acquire black cherry soda (5)
  20419.  
  20420. use 5 black cherry soda
  20421. You gain 53 Mana Points
  20422. > Cannot spend meat to fully restore MP! Failed to use black cherry soda for some reason.
  20423. > Did not fully restore MP for some reason.
  20424.  
  20425. [445] The Filthworm Queen's Chamber
  20426. Encounter: the queen filthworm
  20427. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  20428. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  20429. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  20430. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  20431. Round 2: There is a deafening CRACK as Illinois Pacheco whips your foe for 24 damage.
  20432. Round 2: queen filthworm takes 24 damage.
  20433. Round 2: queen filthworm drops 11 attack power.
  20434. Round 2: queen filthworm drops 10 defense.
  20435. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  20436. Round 3: queen filthworm drops 22 attack power.
  20437. Round 3: queen filthworm drops 20 defense.
  20438. Round 3: Illinois Pacheco whips your opponent in the tail, dealing 24 damage.
  20439. Round 3: queen filthworm takes 24 damage.
  20440. Round 3: queen filthworm drops 9 attack power.
  20441. Round 3: queen filthworm drops 8 defense.
  20442. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  20443. Round 4: queen filthworm takes 12 damage.
  20444. Round 4: queen filthworm drops 8 attack power.
  20445. Round 4: queen filthworm drops 8 defense.
  20446. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  20447. Round 5: queen filthworm takes 15 damage.
  20448. Round 5: You gain 15 hit points
  20449. Round 5: There is a deafening CRACK as Illinois Pacheco whips your foe for 17 damage.
  20450. Round 5: queen filthworm takes 17 damage.
  20451. Round 5: queen filthworm drops 10 attack power.
  20452. Round 5: queen filthworm drops 9 defense.
  20453. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  20454. Round 6: queen filthworm drops 8 attack power.
  20455. Round 6: queen filthworm drops 7 defense.
  20456. Round 6: queen filthworm drops 9 attack power.
  20457. Round 6: queen filthworm drops 8 defense.
  20458. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  20459. Round 7: Illinois Pacheco whips your opponent in the head, dealing 24 damage.
  20460. Round 7: queen filthworm takes 24 damage.
  20461. Round 7: queen filthworm drops 10 attack power.
  20462. Round 7: queen filthworm drops 8 defense.
  20463. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  20464. Round 8: Illinois Pacheco whips your opponent in the torso, dealing 13 damage.
  20465. Round 8: queen filthworm takes 13 damage.
  20466. Round 8: queen filthworm drops 8 attack power.
  20467. Round 8: queen filthworm drops 8 defense.
  20468. Round 8: queen filthworm takes 9 damage.
  20469. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  20470. Round 9: queen filthworm takes 112 damage.
  20471. Round 9: queen filthworm takes 56 damage.
  20472. Round 9: queen filthworm drops 8 attack power.
  20473. Round 9: queen filthworm drops 9 defense.
  20474. Round 9: queen filthworm takes 9 damage.
  20475. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  20476. After Battle: Illinois Pacheco says "This belongs in your wallet!" as he helps you find more Meat.
  20477. You gain 3088 Meat
  20478. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  20479. After Battle: Illinois Pacheco pores over scrawled notes in an old diary, helping you track down the locations of precious artifacts.
  20480. You acquire an item: heart of the filthworm queen
  20481. After Battle: You gain 19 Strongness
  20482. After Battle: You gain 50 Wizardliness
  20483. You gain a Mysticality point!
  20484. After Battle: You gain 12 Smarm
  20485.  
  20486. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  20487. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  20488.  
  20489. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  20490. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  20491.  
  20492. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  20493. You gain 29 hit points
  20494. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  20495. > Turn(445): Starting with 91 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  20496. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 26.575000000000003
  20497. > Meat Drop: 241.63068160475615 Item Drop: 242.81534080237807
  20498. > HP: 414/414, MP: 92/682
  20499. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  20500. > ML: 51 control: 0
  20501. > Everything Looks Yellow: 98
  20502. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  20503. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  20504.  
  20505. Visiting The Organic Produce Stand
  20506.  
  20507. Visiting The Organic Produce Stand
  20508. You gain 4,450 Meat
  20509. > Turn(445): Starting with 91 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  20510. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.741666666666667
  20511. > Meat Drop: 211.63068160475615 Item Drop: 222.81534080237807
  20512. > HP: 364/364, MP: 92/632
  20513. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  20514. > ML: 31 control: 0
  20515. > Everything Looks Yellow: 98
  20516. > Found completed Orchard (Nuns Trick - Gland) (12)
  20517. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  20518.  
  20519. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  20520.  
  20521. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  20522.  
  20523. buy 6 wad of dough for 47 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
  20524. You spent 282 Meat
  20525. You acquire wad of dough (6)
  20526.  
  20527. buy 6 soda water for 66 each from The General Store
  20528. You spent 396 Meat
  20529. You acquire soda water (6)
  20530.  
  20531. [446] Cook 6 wad of dough + 6 soda water
  20532. You acquire loaf of soda bread (6)
  20533. Crafting used 6 each of wad of dough and soda water
  20534.  
  20535. Converting 6 loaf of soda breads into Fuel
  20536. > Compressed 6 loaf of soda bread into sheep, I mean fuel: 8 --> 48
  20537. > Getting to the nunnery/junkyard
  20538. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  20539.  
  20540. familiar Intergnat (33 lbs)
  20541. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  20542. > Restoring MP! Currently at 364 of 364 HP, 92 of 632 MP, current meat: 6890 ... Target MP = 316.
  20543. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  20544. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  20545.  
  20546. buy 23 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  20547. You spent 1,748 Meat
  20548. You acquire black cherry soda (23)
  20549.  
  20550. use 23 black cherry soda
  20551. You gain 236 Mana Points
  20552.  
  20553. [446] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  20554. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR War Hippy F.R.O.G.
  20555. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  20556. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  20557. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  20558. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  20559. Round 2: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 8 attack power.
  20560. Round 2: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 7 defense.
  20561. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  20562. Round 3: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 21 attack power.
  20563. Round 3: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 20 defense.
  20564. Round 3: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 9 attack power.
  20565. Round 3: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 7 defense.
  20566. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  20567. Round 4: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 13 damage.
  20568. Round 4: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 8 attack power.
  20569. Round 4: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 9 defense.
  20570. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  20571. Round 5: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 20 damage.
  20572. Round 5: You gain 20 hit points
  20573. Round 5: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 8 attack power.
  20574. Round 5: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 8 defense.
  20575. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  20576. Round 6: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 7 attack power.
  20577. Round 6: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 7 defense.
  20578. Round 6: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 9 attack power.
  20579. Round 6: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 7 defense.
  20580. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  20581. Round 7: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 8 attack power.
  20582. Round 7: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 7 defense.
  20583. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  20584. Round 8: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 8 attack power.
  20585. Round 8: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 9 defense.
  20586. Round 8: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 10 damage.
  20587. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  20588. Round 9: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 124 damage.
  20589. Round 9: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 62 damage.
  20590. Round 9: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 9 attack power.
  20591. Round 9: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 8 defense.
  20592. Round 9: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 9 damage.
  20593. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  20594. After Battle: Tingteng pirouettes in the air, searching for scattered items. Maybe he was a pierougi in a past life.
  20595. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  20596. You acquire an item: pink clay bead
  20597. You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
  20598. You acquire an item: communications windchimes
  20599. After Battle: Isabella suddenly starts twitching spasmodically and shouts "I made you a K'thatxae but I eated it!"
  20600. You acquire an item: BACON
  20601. After Battle: You gain 12 Strengthliness
  20602. After Battle: You gain 44 Magicalness
  20603. After Battle: You gain 18 Cheek
  20604. 16 hippies defeated; 80 down, 920 left.
  20605.  
  20606. cast 1 Scarysauce
  20607. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  20608.  
  20609. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  20610. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  20611. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  20612. > Turn(446): Starting with 90 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  20613. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  20614. > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 245.6312656631513
  20615. > HP: 364/364, MP: 316/632
  20616. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  20617. > ML: 31 control: 0
  20618. > Everything Looks Yellow: 97
  20619. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  20620.  
  20621. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  20622.  
  20623. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  20624. > Getting to the nunnery/junkyard
  20625. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  20626. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  20627.  
  20628. [447] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  20629. Encounter: War Hippy Windtalker AND TESLA!
  20630. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  20631. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  20632. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  20633. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  20634. Round 2: War Hippy Windtalker drops 9 attack power.
  20635. Round 2: War Hippy Windtalker drops 8 defense.
  20636. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  20637. Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker drops 21 attack power.
  20638. Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker drops 19 defense.
  20639. Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker drops 9 attack power.
  20640. Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker drops 7 defense.
  20641. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  20642. Round 4: War Hippy Windtalker takes 13 damage.
  20643. Round 4: War Hippy Windtalker drops 7 attack power.
  20644. Round 4: War Hippy Windtalker drops 9 defense.
  20645. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  20646. Round 5: War Hippy Windtalker takes 19 damage.
  20647. Round 5: You gain 19 hit points
  20648. Round 5: War Hippy Windtalker drops 8 attack power.
  20649. Round 5: War Hippy Windtalker drops 8 defense.
  20650. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  20651. Round 6: War Hippy Windtalker drops 8 attack power.
  20652. Round 6: War Hippy Windtalker drops 7 defense.
  20653. Round 6: War Hippy Windtalker drops 8 attack power.
  20654. Round 6: War Hippy Windtalker drops 11 defense.
  20655. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  20656. Round 7: War Hippy Windtalker drops 7 attack power.
  20657. Round 7: War Hippy Windtalker drops 8 defense.
  20658. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  20659. Round 8: War Hippy Windtalker drops 8 attack power.
  20660. Round 8: War Hippy Windtalker drops 7 defense.
  20661. Round 8: War Hippy Windtalker takes 9 damage.
  20662. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  20663. Round 9: War Hippy Windtalker takes 124 damage.
  20664. Round 9: War Hippy Windtalker takes 62 damage.
  20665. Round 9: War Hippy Windtalker drops 7 attack power.
  20666. Round 9: War Hippy Windtalker drops 7 defense.
  20667. Round 9: War Hippy Windtalker takes 9 damage.
  20668. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  20669. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  20670. After Battle: You gain 5 Sarcasm
  20671. After Battle: Tingteng pirouettes in the air, searching for scattered items. Maybe he was a pierougi in a past life.
  20672. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  20673. You acquire an item: green clay bead
  20674. You acquire an item: communications windchimes
  20675. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  20676. After Battle: You gain 76 Mana Points
  20677. You acquire an item: BACON
  20678. After Battle: You gain 10 Strengthliness
  20679. After Battle: You gain 53 Magicalness
  20680. After Battle: You gain 13 Roguishness
  20681. 16 hippies defeated; 96 down, 904 left.
  20682.  
  20683. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  20684. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  20685.  
  20686. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  20687. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  20688.  
  20689. cast 1 Astral Shell
  20690. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  20691.  
  20692. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  20693. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  20694.  
  20695. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  20696. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  20697.  
  20698. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  20699. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  20700.  
  20701. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  20702. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  20703.  
  20704. cast 5 Sauce Contemplation
  20705. You acquire an effect: Saucemastery (25)
  20706.  
  20707. cast 5 Manicotti Meditation
  20708. You acquire an effect: Pasta Oneness (25)
  20709. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  20710. > Turn(447): Starting with 89 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  20711. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  20712. > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 245.6312656631513
  20713. > HP: 364/364, MP: 320/632
  20714. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  20715. > ML: 31 control: 0
  20716. > Everything Looks Yellow: 96
  20717. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  20718.  
  20719. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  20720.  
  20721. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  20722. > Getting to the nunnery/junkyard
  20723. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  20724. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  20725.  
  20726. [448] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  20727. Encounter: War Hippy Infantryman AND TESLA!
  20728. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  20729. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  20730. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  20731. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  20732. Round 2: War Hippy Infantryman drops 7 attack power.
  20733. Round 2: War Hippy Infantryman drops 8 defense.
  20734. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  20735. Round 3: War Hippy Infantryman drops 20 attack power.
  20736. Round 3: War Hippy Infantryman drops 19 defense.
  20737. Round 3: War Hippy Infantryman drops 8 attack power.
  20738. Round 3: War Hippy Infantryman drops 7 defense.
  20739. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  20740. Round 4: War Hippy Infantryman takes 13 damage.
  20741. Round 4: War Hippy Infantryman drops 8 attack power.
  20742. Round 4: War Hippy Infantryman drops 8 defense.
  20743. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  20744. Round 5: War Hippy Infantryman takes 18 damage.
  20745. Round 5: You gain 18 hit points
  20746. Round 5: War Hippy Infantryman drops 8 attack power.
  20747. Round 5: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 defense.
  20748. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  20749. Round 6: War Hippy Infantryman drops 7 attack power.
  20750. Round 6: War Hippy Infantryman drops 7 defense.
  20751. Round 6: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 attack power.
  20752. Round 6: War Hippy Infantryman drops 8 defense.
  20753. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  20754. Round 7: War Hippy Infantryman drops 10 attack power.
  20755. Round 7: War Hippy Infantryman drops 10 defense.
  20756. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  20757. Round 8: War Hippy Infantryman drops 8 attack power.
  20758. Round 8: War Hippy Infantryman drops 7 defense.
  20759. Round 8: War Hippy Infantryman takes 9 damage.
  20760. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  20761. Round 9: War Hippy Infantryman takes 124 damage.
  20762. Round 9: War Hippy Infantryman takes 62 damage.
  20763. Round 9: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 attack power.
  20764. Round 9: War Hippy Infantryman drops 7 defense.
  20765. Round 9: War Hippy Infantryman takes 9 damage.
  20766. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  20767. After Battle: Tingteng pirouettes in the air, searching for scattered items. Maybe he was a pierougi in a past life.
  20768. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  20769. You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
  20770. You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses
  20771. You acquire an item: hippy protest button
  20772. You acquire an item: wicker shield
  20773. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  20774. After Battle: You gain 53 Mana Points
  20775. You acquire an item: BACON
  20776. After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness
  20777. After Battle: You gain 53 Enchantedness
  20778. After Battle: You gain 12 Smarm
  20779. 16 hippies defeated; 112 down, 888 left.
  20780. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  20781. > Turn(448): Starting with 88 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  20782. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  20783. > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 245.6312656631513
  20784. > HP: 364/364, MP: 377/632
  20785. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  20786. > ML: 31 control: 0
  20787. > Everything Looks Yellow: 95
  20788. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  20789.  
  20790. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  20791.  
  20792. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  20793. > Getting to the nunnery/junkyard
  20794. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  20795. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  20796.  
  20797. [449] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  20798. Encounter: War Hippy F.R.O.G. WITH SCIENCE!
  20799. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  20800. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  20801. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  20802. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  20803. Round 2: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 7 attack power.
  20804. Round 2: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 9 defense.
  20805. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  20806. Round 3: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 20 attack power.
  20807. Round 3: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 19 defense.
  20808. Round 3: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 8 attack power.
  20809. Round 3: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 7 defense.
  20810. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  20811. Round 4: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 13 damage.
  20812. Round 4: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 7 attack power.
  20813. Round 4: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 7 defense.
  20814. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  20815. Round 5: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 20 damage.
  20816. Round 5: You gain 20 hit points
  20817. Round 5: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 10 attack power.
  20818. Round 5: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 9 defense.
  20819. Round 5: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  20820. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  20821. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  20822. After Battle: Tingteng looks more powerful...
  20823. After Battle: Tingteng spins and whirls in the breeze, like a spicy little dust devil.
  20824. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Most of the universe is made up of a substance called Crimson Matter!"
  20825. You acquire an item: BACON
  20826. After Battle: You gain 14 Strongness
  20827. After Battle: You gain 53 Mysteriousness
  20828. After Battle: You gain 8 Roguishness
  20829. 16 hippies defeated; 128 down, 872 left.
  20830. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  20831. > Turn(449): Starting with 87 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  20832. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  20833. > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 246.6312656631513
  20834. > HP: 364/364, MP: 387/632
  20835. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  20836. > ML: 31 control: 0
  20837. > Everything Looks Yellow: 94
  20838. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  20839.  
  20840. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  20841.  
  20842. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  20843. > Getting to the nunnery/junkyard
  20844. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  20845. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  20846.  
  20847. [450] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  20848. Encounter: War Hippy Shaman WITH BACON!!!
  20849. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  20850. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  20851. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  20852. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  20853. Round 2: War Hippy Shaman drops 7 attack power.
  20854. Round 2: War Hippy Shaman drops 8 defense.
  20855. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  20856. Round 3: War Hippy Shaman drops 22 attack power.
  20857. Round 3: War Hippy Shaman drops 18 defense.
  20858. Round 3: War Hippy Shaman drops 9 attack power.
  20859. Round 3: War Hippy Shaman drops 9 defense.
  20860. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  20861. Round 4: War Hippy Shaman takes 13 damage.
  20862. Round 4: War Hippy Shaman drops 7 attack power.
  20863. Round 4: War Hippy Shaman drops 9 defense.
  20864. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  20865. Round 5: War Hippy Shaman takes 10 damage.
  20866. Round 5: You gain 10 hit points
  20867. Round 5: War Hippy Shaman drops 8 attack power.
  20868. Round 5: War Hippy Shaman drops 8 defense.
  20869. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  20870. Round 6: War Hippy Shaman drops 8 attack power.
  20871. Round 6: War Hippy Shaman drops 6 defense.
  20872. Round 6: War Hippy Shaman drops 7 attack power.
  20873. Round 6: War Hippy Shaman drops 8 defense.
  20874. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  20875. Round 7: War Hippy Shaman drops 9 attack power.
  20876. Round 7: War Hippy Shaman drops 8 defense.
  20877. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  20878. Round 8: War Hippy Shaman drops 8 attack power.
  20879. Round 8: War Hippy Shaman drops 10 defense.
  20880. Round 8: War Hippy Shaman takes 9 damage.
  20881. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  20882. Round 9: War Hippy Shaman takes 124 damage.
  20883. Round 9: War Hippy Shaman takes 62 damage.
  20884. Round 9: War Hippy Shaman drops 8 attack power.
  20885. Round 9: War Hippy Shaman drops 9 defense.
  20886. Round 9: War Hippy Shaman takes 10 damage.
  20887. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  20888. After Battle: Tingteng whirls around picking up items, like a little couscous tornado.
  20889. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  20890. You acquire an item: Gaia beads
  20891. You acquire an item: Lockenstock&trade; sandals
  20892. You acquire an item: carbonated soy milk
  20893. You acquire an item: funky dried mushroom
  20894. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  20895. After Battle: You gain 16 Beefiness
  20896. After Battle: You gain 48 Wizardliness
  20897. After Battle: You gain 13 Sarcasm
  20898. 16 hippies defeated; 144 down, 856 left.
  20899.  
  20900. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  20901. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  20902.  
  20903. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  20904. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  20905.  
  20906. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  20907. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  20908.  
  20909. cast 1 Scarysauce
  20910. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  20911. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  20912. > Turn(450): Starting with 86 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  20913. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  20914. > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 246.6312656631513
  20915. > HP: 364/364, MP: 349/632
  20916. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  20917. > ML: 31 control: 0
  20918. > Everything Looks Yellow: 93
  20919. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  20920.  
  20921. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  20922.  
  20923. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  20924. > Getting to the nunnery/junkyard
  20925. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  20926. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  20927.  
  20928. [451] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  20929. Encounter: War Hippy Windtalker NAMED NEIL
  20930. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  20931. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  20932. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  20933. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  20934. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 24 damage.
  20935. Round 2: War Hippy Windtalker takes 24 damage.
  20936. Round 2: War Hippy Windtalker drops 9 attack power.
  20937. Round 2: War Hippy Windtalker drops 8 defense.
  20938. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  20939. Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker drops 22 attack power.
  20940. Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker drops 19 defense.
  20941. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 37 damage.
  20942. Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker takes 37 damage.
  20943. Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker drops 9 attack power.
  20944. Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker drops 9 defense.
  20945. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  20946. Round 4: War Hippy Windtalker takes 13 damage.
  20947. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 35 damage.
  20948. Round 4: War Hippy Windtalker takes 35 damage.
  20949. Round 4: War Hippy Windtalker drops 7 attack power.
  20950. Round 4: War Hippy Windtalker drops 7 defense.
  20951. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  20952. Round 5: War Hippy Windtalker takes 11 damage.
  20953. Round 5: You gain 11 hit points
  20954. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 34 damage.
  20955. Round 5: War Hippy Windtalker takes 34 damage.
  20956. Round 5: War Hippy Windtalker drops 8 attack power.
  20957. Round 5: War Hippy Windtalker drops 7 defense.
  20958. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  20959. Round 6: War Hippy Windtalker drops 8 attack power.
  20960. Round 6: War Hippy Windtalker drops 7 defense.
  20961. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 29 damage.
  20962. Round 6: War Hippy Windtalker takes 29 damage.
  20963. Round 6: War Hippy Windtalker drops 8 attack power.
  20964. Round 6: War Hippy Windtalker drops 11 defense.
  20965. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  20966. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 25 damage.
  20967. Round 7: War Hippy Windtalker takes 25 damage.
  20968. Round 7: War Hippy Windtalker drops 9 attack power.
  20969. Round 7: War Hippy Windtalker drops 9 defense.
  20970. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  20971. Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 23 damage.
  20972. Round 8: War Hippy Windtalker takes 23 damage.
  20973. Round 8: War Hippy Windtalker drops 7 attack power.
  20974. Round 8: War Hippy Windtalker drops 9 defense.
  20975. Round 8: War Hippy Windtalker takes 9 damage.
  20976. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  20977. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  20978. After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
  20979. After Battle: Tingteng spins and whirls in the breeze, like a spicy little dust devil.
  20980. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  20981. You acquire an item: green clay bead
  20982. You acquire an item: communications windchimes
  20983. You acquire an item: communications windchimes
  20984. You acquire an item: BACON
  20985. After Battle: You gain 13 Muscleboundness
  20986. After Battle: You gain 50 Magicalness
  20987. You gain a Mysticality point!
  20988. After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek
  20989. You gain a Moxie point!
  20990. 16 hippies defeated; 160 down, 840 left.
  20991. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  20992. > Turn(451): Starting with 85 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  20993. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  20994. > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 246.6312656631513
  20995. > HP: 364/364, MP: 357/637
  20996. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  20997. > ML: 31 control: 0
  20998. > Everything Looks Yellow: 92
  20999. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  21000.  
  21001. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  21002.  
  21003. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  21004. > Getting to the nunnery/junkyard
  21005. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  21006. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  21007.  
  21008. [452] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  21009. Encounter: War Hippy Dread Squad WITH SCIENCE!
  21010. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  21011. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  21012. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  21013. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  21014. Round 2: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 9 attack power.
  21015. Round 2: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 9 defense.
  21016. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  21017. Round 3: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 20 attack power.
  21018. Round 3: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 18 defense.
  21019. Round 3: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 9 attack power.
  21020. Round 3: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 9 defense.
  21021. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  21022. Round 4: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 11 damage.
  21023. Round 4: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 8 attack power.
  21024. Round 4: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 7 defense.
  21025. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  21026. Round 5: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 24 damage.
  21027. Round 5: You gain 24 hit points
  21028. Round 5: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 8 attack power.
  21029. Round 5: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 8 defense.
  21030. Round 5: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  21031. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  21032. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  21033. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  21034. After Battle: Tingteng whirls around picking up items, like a little couscous tornado.
  21035. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Young's Twenty-ninth Law of Language says the force acting on an object is equal to the accelerated vibration of the object times its mass!"
  21036. You acquire an item: BACON
  21037. After Battle: You gain 14 Muscleboundness
  21038. You gain a Muscle point!
  21039. After Battle: You gain 55 Mysteriousness
  21040. After Battle: You gain 8 Cheek
  21041. 16 hippies defeated; 176 down, 824 left.
  21042.  
  21043. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  21044. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  21045.  
  21046. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  21047. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  21048.  
  21049. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  21050. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  21051.  
  21052. cast 1 Astral Shell
  21053. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  21054.  
  21055. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  21056. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  21057.  
  21058. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  21059. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  21060.  
  21061. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  21062. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  21063.  
  21064. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  21065. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  21066.  
  21067. cast 1 Blubber Up
  21068. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  21069.  
  21070. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  21071. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  21072.  
  21073. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  21074. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  21075.  
  21076. cast 1 Disco Fever
  21077. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  21078. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  21079. > Turn(452): Starting with 84 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  21080. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  21081. > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 246.6312656631513
  21082. > HP: 367/367, MP: 257/637
  21083. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  21084. > ML: 31 control: 0
  21085. > Everything Looks Yellow: 91
  21086. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  21087.  
  21088. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  21089.  
  21090. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  21091. > Getting to the nunnery/junkyard
  21092. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  21093. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  21094.  
  21095. [453] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  21096. Encounter: War Hippy Baker NAMED NEIL
  21097. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  21098. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  21099. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  21100. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  21101. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 30 damage.
  21102. Round 2: War Hippy Baker takes 30 damage.
  21103. Round 2: War Hippy Baker drops 9 attack power.
  21104. Round 2: War Hippy Baker drops 7 defense.
  21105. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  21106. Round 3: War Hippy Baker drops 20 attack power.
  21107. Round 3: War Hippy Baker drops 18 defense.
  21108. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 20 damage.
  21109. Round 3: War Hippy Baker takes 20 damage.
  21110. Round 3: War Hippy Baker drops 9 attack power.
  21111. Round 3: War Hippy Baker drops 9 defense.
  21112. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  21113. Round 4: War Hippy Baker takes 13 damage.
  21114. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 32 damage.
  21115. Round 4: War Hippy Baker takes 32 damage.
  21116. Round 4: War Hippy Baker drops 9 attack power.
  21117. Round 4: War Hippy Baker drops 7 defense.
  21118. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  21119. Round 5: War Hippy Baker takes 11 damage.
  21120. Round 5: You gain 11 hit points
  21121. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 30 damage.
  21122. Round 5: War Hippy Baker takes 30 damage.
  21123. Round 5: War Hippy Baker drops 9 attack power.
  21124. Round 5: War Hippy Baker drops 8 defense.
  21125. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  21126. Round 6: War Hippy Baker drops 7 attack power.
  21127. Round 6: War Hippy Baker drops 6 defense.
  21128. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 23 damage.
  21129. Round 6: War Hippy Baker takes 23 damage.
  21130. Round 6: War Hippy Baker drops 7 attack power.
  21131. Round 6: War Hippy Baker drops 9 defense.
  21132. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  21133. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 33 damage.
  21134. Round 7: War Hippy Baker takes 33 damage.
  21135. Round 7: War Hippy Baker drops 9 attack power.
  21136. Round 7: War Hippy Baker drops 9 defense.
  21137. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  21138. Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 28 damage.
  21139. Round 8: War Hippy Baker takes 28 damage.
  21140. Round 8: War Hippy Baker drops 7 attack power.
  21141. Round 8: War Hippy Baker drops 7 defense.
  21142. Round 8: War Hippy Baker takes 9 damage.
  21143. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  21144. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  21145. After Battle: Tingteng whirls around picking up items, like a little couscous tornado.
  21146. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  21147. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  21148. You acquire an item: BACON
  21149. After Battle: You gain 14 Fortitude
  21150. After Battle: You gain 48 Enchantedness
  21151. After Battle: You gain 10 Cheek
  21152. 16 hippies defeated; 192 down, 808 left.
  21153. The Nunnery is now accessible in this uniform!
  21154. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  21155. > Turn(453): Starting with 83 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  21156. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  21157. > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 246.6312656631513
  21158. > HP: 367/367, MP: 265/637
  21159. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  21160. > ML: 31 control: 0
  21161. > Everything Looks Yellow: 90
  21162. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  21163.  
  21164. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  21165.  
  21166. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  21167. > Themthar Nuns!
  21168. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  21169.  
  21170. concert 2
  21171. You acquire an effect: Winklered (20)
  21172.  
  21173. cast 1 Disco Leer
  21174. You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (10)
  21175.  
  21176. cast 1 The Polka of Plenty
  21177. You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (10)
  21178. > Source Terminal request: enhance meat.enh
  21179. Source Terminal: enhance meat.enh
  21180. You acquire an effect: meat.enh (100)
  21181. You acquire an effect: Driving Observantly (30)
  21182.  
  21183. familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (16 lbs)
  21184.  
  21185. equip familiar li'l pirate costume
  21186.  
  21187. use 1 Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler
  21188. You acquire an effect: Sinuses For Miles (10)
  21189. > Meat drop to start: 790.0
  21190. > Pre Adventure at The Themthar Hills done, beep.
  21191.  
  21192. [454] The Themthar Hills
  21193. Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
  21194. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  21195. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  21196. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  21197. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  21198. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 defense.
  21199. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  21200. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 20 attack power.
  21201. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 18 defense.
  21202. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  21203. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  21204. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  21205. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 13 damage.
  21206. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  21207. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  21208. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  21209. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand takes 18 damage.
  21210. Round 5: You gain 18 hit points
  21211. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  21212. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  21213. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  21214. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  21215. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 6 defense.
  21216. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  21217. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  21218. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  21219. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  21220. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  21221. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  21222. Round 8: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  21223. Round 8: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  21224. Round 8: dirty thieving brigand takes 16 damage.
  21225. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  21226. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand takes 62 damage.
  21227. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand takes 62 damage.
  21228. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  21229. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  21230. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand takes 16 damage.
  21231. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  21232. Round 10: dirty thieving brigand takes 62 damage.
  21233. Round 10: dirty thieving brigand takes 124 damage.
  21234. Round 10: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  21235. Round 10: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  21236. Round 10: dirty thieving brigand takes 16 damage.
  21237. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  21238. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  21239. After Battle: You gain 14 hit points
  21240. After Battle: You gain 18 Mana Points
  21241. The nuns take 8,517 Meat; 8,517 recovered, 91,483 left to recover.
  21242. After Battle: Tingteng spins and whirls in the breeze, like a spicy little dust devil.
  21243. You acquire an item: brigand brittle
  21244. After Battle: You gain 12 Strongness
  21245. After Battle: You gain 45 Wizardliness
  21246. After Battle: You gain 14 Smarm
  21247. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  21248. > Cur Meat: 8517 Average: 8517
  21249. > Turn(454): Starting with 82 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  21250. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 20.941666666666666
  21251. > Meat Drop: 790.0 Item Drop: 208.0
  21252. > HP: 367/367, MP: 268/637
  21253. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  21254. > ML: 31 control: 0
  21255. > Everything Looks Yellow: 89
  21256. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  21257.  
  21258. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  21259.  
  21260. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  21261.  
  21262. equip familiar astral pet sweater
  21263.  
  21264. familiar lock
  21265.  
  21266. buy 5 wad of dough for 47 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
  21267. You spent 235 Meat
  21268. You acquire wad of dough (5)
  21269.  
  21270. buy 5 soda water for 66 each from The General Store
  21271. You spent 330 Meat
  21272. You acquire soda water (5)
  21273.  
  21274. [455] Cook 5 wad of dough + 5 soda water
  21275. You acquire loaf of soda bread (5)
  21276. Crafting used 5 each of wad of dough and soda water
  21277.  
  21278. Converting 5 loaf of soda breads into Fuel
  21279. > Compressed 5 loaf of soda bread into sheep, I mean fuel: 11 --> 36
  21280. > Themthar Nuns!
  21281.  
  21282. equip familiar li'l pirate costume
  21283. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  21284. > Meat drop to start: 790.0
  21285. > Pre Adventure at The Themthar Hills done, beep.
  21286.  
  21287. [455] The Themthar Hills
  21288. Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
  21289. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  21290. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  21291. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  21292. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  21293. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  21294. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  21295. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 20 attack power.
  21296. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 18 defense.
  21297. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  21298. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  21299. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  21300. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 13 damage.
  21301. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  21302. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 defense.
  21303. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  21304. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand takes 18 damage.
  21305. Round 5: You gain 18 hit points
  21306. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  21307. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  21308. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  21309. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  21310. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 6 defense.
  21311. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  21312. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 defense.
  21313. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  21314. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  21315. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 defense.
  21316. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  21317. Round 8: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  21318. Round 8: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  21319. Round 8: dirty thieving brigand takes 16 damage.
  21320. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  21321. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand takes 62 damage.
  21322. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand takes 62 damage.
  21323. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  21324. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 defense.
  21325. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand takes 16 damage.
  21326. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  21327. Round 10: dirty thieving brigand takes 62 damage.
  21328. Round 10: dirty thieving brigand takes 62 damage.
  21329. Round 10: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  21330. Round 10: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 defense.
  21331. Round 10: dirty thieving brigand takes 17 damage.
  21332. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  21333. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  21334. After Battle: You gain 18 hit points
  21335. After Battle: You gain 17 Mana Points
  21336. The nuns take 9,140 Meat; 17,657 recovered, 82,343 left to recover.
  21337. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  21338. After Battle: You gain 19 Strengthliness
  21339. After Battle: You gain 36 Enchantedness
  21340. After Battle: You gain 13 Chutzpah
  21341.  
  21342. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  21343. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  21344.  
  21345. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  21346. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  21347.  
  21348. cast 1 Scarysauce
  21349. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  21350. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  21351. > Cur Meat: 17657 Average: 8828
  21352. > Turn(455): Starting with 81 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  21353. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 20.941666666666666
  21354. > Meat Drop: 790.0 Item Drop: 208.0
  21355. > HP: 367/367, MP: 258/637
  21356. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  21357. > ML: 31 control: 0
  21358. > Everything Looks Yellow: 88
  21359. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  21360.  
  21361. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  21362.  
  21363. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  21364.  
  21365. equip familiar astral pet sweater
  21366.  
  21367. familiar lock
  21368.  
  21369. buy 1 wad of dough for 47 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
  21370. You spent 47 Meat
  21371. You acquire an item: wad of dough
  21372.  
  21373. buy 1 soda water for 66 each from The General Store
  21374. You spent 66 Meat
  21375. You acquire an item: soda water
  21376.  
  21377. [456] Cook 1 wad of dough + 1 soda water
  21378. You acquire an item: loaf of soda bread
  21379. Crafting used 1 each of wad of dough and soda water
  21380.  
  21381. Converting loaf of soda bread into Fuel
  21382. > Compressed 1 loaf of soda bread into sheep, I mean fuel: 36 --> 42
  21383. > Themthar Nuns!
  21384.  
  21385. equip familiar li'l pirate costume
  21386. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  21387. > Meat drop to start: 790.0
  21388. > Pre Adventure at The Themthar Hills done, beep.
  21389.  
  21390. [456] The Themthar Hills
  21391. Encounter: lobsterfrogman
  21392. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  21393. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  21394. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  21395. Round 2: lobsterfrogman drops 9 attack power.
  21396. Round 2: lobsterfrogman drops 7 defense.
  21397. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  21398. Round 3: lobsterfrogman drops 20 attack power.
  21399. Round 3: lobsterfrogman drops 18 defense.
  21400. Round 3: lobsterfrogman drops 7 attack power.
  21401. Round 3: lobsterfrogman drops 7 defense.
  21402. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  21403. Round 4: lobsterfrogman takes 13 damage.
  21404. Round 4: lobsterfrogman drops 7 attack power.
  21405. Round 4: lobsterfrogman drops 8 defense.
  21406. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  21407. Round 5: lobsterfrogman takes 19 damage.
  21408. Round 5: You gain 19 hit points
  21409. Round 5: lobsterfrogman drops 7 attack power.
  21410. Round 5: lobsterfrogman drops 8 defense.
  21411. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  21412. Round 6: lobsterfrogman drops 7 attack power.
  21413. Round 6: lobsterfrogman drops 6 defense.
  21414. Round 6: lobsterfrogman drops 9 attack power.
  21415. Round 6: lobsterfrogman drops 8 defense.
  21416. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  21417. Round 7: lobsterfrogman drops 9 attack power.
  21418. Round 7: lobsterfrogman drops 8 defense.
  21419. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  21420. Round 8: lobsterfrogman drops 8 attack power.
  21421. Round 8: lobsterfrogman drops 9 defense.
  21422. Round 8: lobsterfrogman takes 16 damage.
  21423. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  21424. Round 9: lobsterfrogman takes 124 damage.
  21425. Round 9: lobsterfrogman takes 62 damage.
  21426. Round 9: lobsterfrogman drops 8 attack power.
  21427. Round 9: lobsterfrogman drops 7 defense.
  21428. Round 9: lobsterfrogman takes 17 damage.
  21429. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  21430. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  21431. After Battle: You gain 14 hit points
  21432. After Battle: You gain 13 Mana Points
  21433. You gain 436 Meat
  21434. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  21435. After Battle: You gain 17 Beefiness
  21436. After Battle: You gain 50 Mysteriousness
  21437. After Battle: You gain 7 Smarm
  21438. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  21439. > Turn(456): Starting with 80 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  21440. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 20.941666666666666
  21441. > Meat Drop: 790.0 Item Drop: 208.0
  21442. > HP: 367/367, MP: 276/637
  21443. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  21444. > ML: 31 control: 0
  21445. > Everything Looks Yellow: 87
  21446. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  21447.  
  21448. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  21449.  
  21450. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  21451.  
  21452. equip familiar astral pet sweater
  21453.  
  21454. familiar lock
  21455. > Themthar Nuns!
  21456.  
  21457. equip familiar li'l pirate costume
  21458. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  21459. > Meat drop to start: 790.0
  21460. > Pre Adventure at The Themthar Hills done, beep.
  21461.  
  21462. [457] The Themthar Hills
  21463. Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
  21464. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  21465. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  21466. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  21467. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  21468. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 defense.
  21469. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  21470. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 19 attack power.
  21471. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 18 defense.
  21472. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  21473. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 defense.
  21474. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  21475. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 13 damage.
  21476. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  21477. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  21478. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  21479. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand takes 18 damage.
  21480. Round 5: You gain 18 hit points
  21481. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  21482. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  21483. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  21484. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  21485. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 6 defense.
  21486. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  21487. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  21488. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  21489. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  21490. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  21491. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  21492. Round 8: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  21493. Round 8: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 defense.
  21494. Round 8: dirty thieving brigand takes 16 damage.
  21495. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  21496. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand takes 62 damage.
  21497. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand takes 62 damage.
  21498. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  21499. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  21500. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand takes 16 damage.
  21501. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  21502. Round 10: dirty thieving brigand takes 62 damage.
  21503. Round 10: dirty thieving brigand takes 62 damage.
  21504. Round 10: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  21505. Round 10: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  21506. Round 10: dirty thieving brigand takes 16 damage.
  21507. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  21508. Your familiar gains a pound: Purdey, the 2 lb. Trick-or-Treating Tot
  21509. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  21510. After Battle: You gain 16 hit points
  21511. After Battle: You gain 14 Mana Points
  21512. The nuns take 9,264 Meat; 26,921 recovered, 73,079 left to recover.
  21513. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  21514. You acquire an item: brigand brittle
  21515. You acquire an item: disintegrating barrel
  21516. After Battle: You gain 15 Strongness
  21517. After Battle: You gain 36 Mysteriousness
  21518. You gain a Mysticality point!
  21519. After Battle: You gain 15 Sarcasm
  21520.  
  21521. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  21522. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  21523.  
  21524. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  21525. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  21526.  
  21527. cast 1 Astral Shell
  21528. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  21529.  
  21530. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  21531. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  21532.  
  21533. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  21534. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  21535.  
  21536. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  21537. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  21538.  
  21539. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  21540. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  21541. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  21542. > Cur Meat: 26921 Average: 8973
  21543.  
  21544. use 1 stone wool
  21545. You acquire an effect: Stone-Faced (5)
  21546. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Temple done, beep.
  21547.  
  21548. [458] The Hidden Temple
  21549. Encounter: Fitting In
  21550. Took choice 582/1: mysticality substats, skip adventure or gain 3 adventures
  21551. choice.php?whichchoice=582&option=1&pwd
  21552. Encounter: Such Great Heights
  21553. You lose an effect: Stone-Faced (0)
  21554. Took choice 579/3: gain 3 adventures
  21555. choice.php?whichchoice=579&option=3&pwd
  21556. You gain 3 Adventures
  21557. You acquire an effect: Pasta Oneness (3)
  21558. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (3)
  21559. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (3)
  21560. You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (3)
  21561. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (3)
  21562. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (3)
  21563. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (3)
  21564. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (3)
  21565. You acquire an effect: Driving Observantly (3)
  21566. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (3)
  21567. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  21568. > Turn(457): Starting with 82 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  21569. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 12.016666666666667
  21570. > Meat Drop: 790.0 Item Drop: 208.0
  21571. > HP: 367/367, MP: 230/639
  21572. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  21573. > ML: 31 control: 0
  21574. > Everything Looks Yellow: 86
  21575. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  21576.  
  21577. smash disintegrating barrel
  21578. You acquire an item: insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito
  21579.  
  21580. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  21581.  
  21582. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  21583.  
  21584. equip familiar astral pet sweater
  21585.  
  21586. familiar lock
  21587.  
  21588. Converting insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito into Fuel
  21589. > Compressed 1 insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito into sheep, I mean fuel: 42 --> 54
  21590. > Themthar Nuns!
  21591.  
  21592. equip familiar li'l pirate costume
  21593. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  21594. > Meat drop to start: 790.0
  21595. > Pre Adventure at The Themthar Hills done, beep.
  21596.  
  21597. [458] The Themthar Hills
  21598. Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
  21599. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  21600. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  21601. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  21602. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  21603. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  21604. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  21605. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 20 attack power.
  21606. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 18 defense.
  21607. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  21608. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 defense.
  21609. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  21610. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 13 damage.
  21611. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  21612. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  21613. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  21614. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand takes 18 damage.
  21615. Round 5: You gain 18 hit points
  21616. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  21617. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 defense.
  21618. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  21619. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  21620. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 6 defense.
  21621. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  21622. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 defense.
  21623. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  21624. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  21625. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  21626. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  21627. Round 8: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  21628. Round 8: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  21629. Round 8: dirty thieving brigand takes 16 damage.
  21630. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  21631. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand takes 62 damage.
  21632. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand takes 62 damage.
  21633. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  21634. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 defense.
  21635. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand takes 16 damage.
  21636. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  21637. Round 10: dirty thieving brigand takes 62 damage.
  21638. Round 10: dirty thieving brigand takes 62 damage.
  21639. Round 10: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  21640. Round 10: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  21641. Round 10: dirty thieving brigand takes 16 damage.
  21642. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  21643. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  21644. After Battle: You gain 19 hit points
  21645. After Battle: You gain 17 Mana Points
  21646. The nuns take 9,416 Meat; 36,337 recovered, 63,663 left to recover.
  21647. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  21648. After Battle: You gain 10 Strengthliness
  21649. After Battle: You gain 47 Enchantedness
  21650. After Battle: You gain 15 Roguishness
  21651. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  21652. > Cur Meat: 36337 Average: 9084
  21653. > Turn(458): Starting with 81 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  21654. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 20.941666666666666
  21655. > Meat Drop: 790.0 Item Drop: 208.0
  21656. > HP: 367/367, MP: 250/639
  21657. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  21658. > ML: 31 control: 0
  21659. > Everything Looks Yellow: 85
  21660. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  21661.  
  21662. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  21663.  
  21664. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  21665.  
  21666. equip familiar astral pet sweater
  21667.  
  21668. familiar lock
  21669. > Themthar Nuns!
  21670.  
  21671. equip familiar li'l pirate costume
  21672. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  21673. > Meat drop to start: 790.0
  21674. > Pre Adventure at The Themthar Hills done, beep.
  21675.  
  21676. [459] The Themthar Hills
  21677. Encounter: Wooof! Wooooooof!
  21678. Took choice 1106/2: +50% all stats for 30 turns
  21679. choice.php?whichchoice=1106&option=2&pwd
  21680. You acquire an effect: Adventurer's Best Friendship (30)
  21681. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  21682. > Turn(458): Starting with 81 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  21683. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 20.941666666666666
  21684. > Meat Drop: 790.0 Item Drop: 208.0
  21685. > HP: 367/367, MP: 250/639
  21686. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  21687. > ML: 31 control: 0
  21688. > Everything Looks Yellow: 85
  21689. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  21690.  
  21691. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  21692.  
  21693. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  21694.  
  21695. equip familiar astral pet sweater
  21696.  
  21697. familiar lock
  21698. > Themthar Nuns!
  21699.  
  21700. equip familiar li'l pirate costume
  21701. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  21702. > Meat drop to start: 790.0
  21703. > Pre Adventure at The Themthar Hills done, beep.
  21704.  
  21705. [459] The Themthar Hills
  21706. Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
  21707. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  21708. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  21709. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  21710. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  21711. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 defense.
  21712. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  21713. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 20 attack power.
  21714. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 18 defense.
  21715. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  21716. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 defense.
  21717. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  21718. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 13 damage.
  21719. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  21720. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 defense.
  21721. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  21722. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand takes 18 damage.
  21723. Round 5: You gain 18 hit points
  21724. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  21725. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  21726. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  21727. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  21728. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 6 defense.
  21729. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  21730. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  21731. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  21732. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  21733. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  21734. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  21735. Round 8: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  21736. Round 8: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  21737. Round 8: dirty thieving brigand takes 16 damage.
  21738. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  21739. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand takes 62 damage.
  21740. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand takes 62 damage.
  21741. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  21742. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  21743. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand takes 16 damage.
  21744. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  21745. Round 10: dirty thieving brigand takes 62 damage.
  21746. Round 10: dirty thieving brigand takes 62 damage.
  21747. Round 10: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  21748. Round 10: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  21749. Round 10: dirty thieving brigand takes 16 damage.
  21750. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  21751. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  21752. After Battle: You gain 5 Sarcasm
  21753. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  21754. After Battle: You gain 17 hit points
  21755. After Battle: You gain 17 Mana Points
  21756. The nuns take 7,529 Meat; 43,866 recovered, 56,134 left to recover.
  21757. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  21758. You acquire an item: brigand brittle
  21759. After Battle: You gain 15 Fortitude
  21760. After Battle: You gain 53 Enchantedness
  21761. After Battle: You gain 6 Smarm
  21762. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  21763. > Cur Meat: 43866 Average: 8773
  21764. > Turn(459): Starting with 80 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  21765. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 20.941666666666666
  21766. > Meat Drop: 790.0 Item Drop: 208.0
  21767. > HP: 367/367, MP: 268/639
  21768. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  21769. > ML: 31 control: 0
  21770. > Everything Looks Yellow: 84
  21771. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  21772.  
  21773. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  21774.  
  21775. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  21776.  
  21777. equip familiar astral pet sweater
  21778.  
  21779. familiar lock
  21780. > Themthar Nuns!
  21781.  
  21782. equip familiar li'l pirate costume
  21783. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  21784. > Meat drop to start: 790.0
  21785. > Pre Adventure at The Themthar Hills done, beep.
  21786.  
  21787. [460] The Themthar Hills
  21788. Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
  21789. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  21790. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  21791. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  21792. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  21793. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 defense.
  21794. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  21795. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 19 attack power.
  21796. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 19 defense.
  21797. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  21798. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 defense.
  21799. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  21800. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 13 damage.
  21801. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  21802. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  21803. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  21804. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand takes 18 damage.
  21805. Round 5: You gain 18 hit points
  21806. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  21807. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  21808. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  21809. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  21810. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 6 defense.
  21811. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  21812. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  21813. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  21814. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  21815. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 defense.
  21816. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  21817. Round 8: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  21818. Round 8: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  21819. Round 8: dirty thieving brigand takes 16 damage.
  21820. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  21821. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand takes 124 damage.
  21822. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand takes 62 damage.
  21823. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  21824. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  21825. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand takes 15 damage.
  21826. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  21827. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  21828. After Battle: You gain 17 hit points
  21829. After Battle: You gain 21 Mana Points
  21830. The nuns take 10,324 Meat; 54,190 recovered, 45,810 left to recover.
  21831. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  21832. You acquire an item: brigand brittle
  21833. After Battle: You gain 14 Fortitude
  21834. After Battle: You gain 34 Enchantedness
  21835. After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek
  21836.  
  21837. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  21838. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  21839.  
  21840. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  21841. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  21842. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  21843. > Cur Meat: 54190 Average: 9031
  21844. > Turn(460): Starting with 79 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  21845. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 20.941666666666666
  21846. > Meat Drop: 790.0 Item Drop: 208.0
  21847. > HP: 367/367, MP: 269/639
  21848. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  21849. > ML: 31 control: 0
  21850. > Everything Looks Yellow: 83
  21851. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  21852.  
  21853. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  21854.  
  21855. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  21856.  
  21857. equip familiar astral pet sweater
  21858.  
  21859. familiar lock
  21860. > Themthar Nuns!
  21861.  
  21862. equip familiar li'l pirate costume
  21863. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  21864. > Meat drop to start: 790.0
  21865. > Pre Adventure at The Themthar Hills done, beep.
  21866.  
  21867. [461] The Themthar Hills
  21868. Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
  21869. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  21870. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  21871. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  21872. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  21873. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  21874. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  21875. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 19 attack power.
  21876. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 18 defense.
  21877. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  21878. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  21879. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  21880. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 13 damage.
  21881. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  21882. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  21883. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  21884. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand takes 18 damage.
  21885. Round 5: You gain 18 hit points
  21886. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  21887. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  21888. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  21889. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  21890. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 6 defense.
  21891. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  21892. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  21893. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  21894. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  21895. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  21896. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  21897. Round 8: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  21898. Round 8: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  21899. Round 8: dirty thieving brigand takes 16 damage.
  21900. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  21901. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand takes 62 damage.
  21902. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand takes 62 damage.
  21903. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  21904. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  21905. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand takes 15 damage.
  21906. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  21907. Round 10: dirty thieving brigand takes 62 damage.
  21908. Round 10: dirty thieving brigand takes 62 damage.
  21909. Round 10: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  21910. Round 10: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  21911. Round 10: dirty thieving brigand takes 15 damage.
  21912. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  21913. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  21914. After Battle: You gain 4 Roguishness
  21915. Your familiar gains a pound: Purdey, the 3 lb. Trick-or-Treating Tot
  21916. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  21917. After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
  21918. After Battle: You gain 12 Mana Points
  21919. The nuns take 10,911 Meat; 65,101 recovered, 34,899 left to recover.
  21920. After Battle: Tingteng spins and whirls in the breeze, like a spicy little dust devil.
  21921. After Battle: You gain 12 Strongness
  21922. After Battle: You gain 45 Enchantedness
  21923. After Battle: You gain 12 Chutzpah
  21924. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  21925. > Cur Meat: 65101 Average: 9300
  21926. > Turn(461): Starting with 78 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  21927. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 20.941666666666666
  21928. > Meat Drop: 790.0 Item Drop: 208.0
  21929. > HP: 367/367, MP: 285/639
  21930. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  21931. > ML: 31 control: 0
  21932. > Everything Looks Yellow: 82
  21933. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  21934.  
  21935. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  21936.  
  21937. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  21938.  
  21939. equip familiar astral pet sweater
  21940.  
  21941. familiar lock
  21942. > Themthar Nuns!
  21943.  
  21944. equip familiar li'l pirate costume
  21945. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  21946. > Meat drop to start: 790.0
  21947. > Pre Adventure at The Themthar Hills done, beep.
  21948.  
  21949. [462] The Themthar Hills
  21950. Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
  21951. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  21952. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  21953. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  21954. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  21955. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  21956. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  21957. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 20 attack power.
  21958. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 18 defense.
  21959. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  21960. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 defense.
  21961. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  21962. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 13 damage.
  21963. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  21964. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  21965. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  21966. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand takes 18 damage.
  21967. Round 5: You gain 18 hit points
  21968. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  21969. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  21970. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  21971. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  21972. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 6 defense.
  21973. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  21974. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  21975. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  21976. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  21977. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  21978. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  21979. Round 8: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  21980. Round 8: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  21981. Round 8: dirty thieving brigand takes 16 damage.
  21982. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  21983. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand takes 62 damage.
  21984. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand takes 124 damage.
  21985. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  21986. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  21987. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand takes 15 damage.
  21988. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  21989. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  21990. After Battle: You gain 4 Roguishness
  21991. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  21992. After Battle: You gain 22 hit points
  21993. After Battle: You gain 17 Mana Points
  21994. The nuns take 8,668 Meat; 73,769 recovered, 26,231 left to recover.
  21995. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  21996. You acquire an item: brigand brittle
  21997. After Battle: You gain 10 Strongness
  21998. After Battle: You gain 56 Magicalness
  21999. After Battle: You gain 10 Cheek
  22000.  
  22001. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  22002. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  22003.  
  22004. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  22005. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  22006.  
  22007. cast 1 Astral Shell
  22008. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  22009.  
  22010. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  22011. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  22012.  
  22013. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  22014. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  22015.  
  22016. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  22017. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  22018.  
  22019. cast 1 Blubber Up
  22020. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  22021.  
  22022. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  22023. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  22024. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  22025. > Cur Meat: 73769 Average: 9221
  22026. > Turn(462): Starting with 77 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  22027. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 20.941666666666666
  22028. > Meat Drop: 790.0 Item Drop: 208.0
  22029. > HP: 367/367, MP: 235/639
  22030. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  22031. > ML: 31 control: 0
  22032. > Everything Looks Yellow: 81
  22033. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  22034.  
  22035. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  22036.  
  22037. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  22038.  
  22039. equip familiar astral pet sweater
  22040.  
  22041. familiar lock
  22042. > Themthar Nuns!
  22043.  
  22044. equip familiar li'l pirate costume
  22045. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  22046. > Meat drop to start: 790.0
  22047. > Pre Adventure at The Themthar Hills done, beep.
  22048.  
  22049. [463] The Themthar Hills
  22050. Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
  22051. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  22052. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  22053. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  22054. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  22055. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  22056. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  22057. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 20 attack power.
  22058. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 18 defense.
  22059. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  22060. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 defense.
  22061. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  22062. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 13 damage.
  22063. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  22064. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 defense.
  22065. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  22066. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand takes 18 damage.
  22067. Round 5: You gain 18 hit points
  22068. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  22069. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  22070. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  22071. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  22072. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 6 defense.
  22073. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  22074. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  22075. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  22076. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  22077. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 defense.
  22078. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  22079. Round 8: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  22080. Round 8: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 defense.
  22081. Round 8: dirty thieving brigand takes 15 damage.
  22082. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  22083. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand takes 62 damage.
  22084. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand takes 62 damage.
  22085. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  22086. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 defense.
  22087. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand takes 16 damage.
  22088. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  22089. Round 10: dirty thieving brigand takes 62 damage.
  22090. Round 10: dirty thieving brigand takes 62 damage.
  22091. Round 10: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  22092. Round 10: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  22093. Round 10: dirty thieving brigand takes 16 damage.
  22094. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  22095. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  22096. After Battle: You gain 18 hit points
  22097. After Battle: You gain 11 Mana Points
  22098. The nuns take 8,063 Meat; 81,832 recovered, 18,168 left to recover.
  22099. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  22100. You acquire an item: disintegrating barrel
  22101. After Battle: You gain 16 Strongness
  22102. After Battle: You gain 47 Enchantedness
  22103. After Battle: You gain 8 Chutzpah
  22104.  
  22105. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  22106. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  22107.  
  22108. cast 1 Scarysauce
  22109. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  22110. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  22111. > Cur Meat: 81832 Average: 9092
  22112. > Turn(463): Starting with 76 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  22113. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 20.941666666666666
  22114. > Meat Drop: 580.0 Item Drop: 208.0
  22115. > HP: 367/367, MP: 231/639
  22116. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  22117. > ML: 31 control: 0
  22118. > Everything Looks Yellow: 80
  22119. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  22120.  
  22121. smash disintegrating barrel
  22122. You acquire an item: insanely spicy bean burrito
  22123.  
  22124. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  22125.  
  22126. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  22127.  
  22128. equip familiar astral pet sweater
  22129.  
  22130. familiar lock
  22131. > Themthar Nuns!
  22132.  
  22133. cast 1 Disco Leer
  22134. You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (10)
  22135.  
  22136. equip familiar li'l pirate costume
  22137. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  22138. > Meat drop to start: 590.0
  22139. > Pre Adventure at The Themthar Hills done, beep.
  22140.  
  22141. [464] The Themthar Hills
  22142. Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
  22143. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  22144. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  22145. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  22146. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  22147. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  22148. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  22149. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 20 attack power.
  22150. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 18 defense.
  22151. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  22152. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 defense.
  22153. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  22154. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 13 damage.
  22155. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  22156. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  22157. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  22158. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand takes 18 damage.
  22159. Round 5: You gain 18 hit points
  22160. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  22161. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 defense.
  22162. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  22163. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  22164. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 6 defense.
  22165. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  22166. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 defense.
  22167. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  22168. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  22169. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  22170. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  22171. Round 8: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  22172. Round 8: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 defense.
  22173. Round 8: dirty thieving brigand takes 14 damage.
  22174. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  22175. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand takes 62 damage.
  22176. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand takes 62 damage.
  22177. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  22178. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 defense.
  22179. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand takes 16 damage.
  22180. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  22181. Round 10: dirty thieving brigand takes 62 damage.
  22182. Round 10: dirty thieving brigand takes 62 damage.
  22183. Round 10: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  22184. Round 10: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  22185. Round 10: dirty thieving brigand takes 15 damage.
  22186. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  22187. After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
  22188. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscleboundness
  22189. After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
  22190. After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Purdey yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
  22191. After Battle: You gain 20 hit points
  22192. After Battle: You gain 23 Mana Points
  22193. The nuns take 5,809 Meat; 87,641 recovered, 12,359 left to recover.
  22194. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  22195. You acquire an item: brigand brittle
  22196. After Battle: You gain 16 Muscleboundness
  22197. You gain a Muscle point!
  22198. After Battle: You gain 39 Mysteriousness
  22199. You gain a Mysticality point!
  22200. After Battle: You gain 13 Smarm
  22201. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  22202. > Cur Meat: 87641 Average: 8764
  22203. > Turn(464): Starting with 75 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  22204. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 20.941666666666666
  22205. > Meat Drop: 590.0 Item Drop: 208.0
  22206. > HP: 369/369, MP: 245/643
  22207. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  22208. > ML: 31 control: 0
  22209. > Everything Looks Yellow: 79
  22210. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  22211.  
  22212. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  22213.  
  22214. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  22215.  
  22216. equip familiar astral pet sweater
  22217.  
  22218. familiar lock
  22219. > Themthar Nuns!
  22220.  
  22221. equip familiar li'l pirate costume
  22222. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  22223. > Meat drop to start: 590.0
  22224. > Pre Adventure at The Themthar Hills done, beep.
  22225.  
  22226. [465] The Themthar Hills
  22227. Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
  22228. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  22229. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  22230. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  22231. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  22232. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  22233. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  22234. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 20 attack power.
  22235. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 18 defense.
  22236. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  22237. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 defense.
  22238. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  22239. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 13 damage.
  22240. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  22241. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  22242. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  22243. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand takes 18 damage.
  22244. Round 5: You gain 18 hit points
  22245. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  22246. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 defense.
  22247. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  22248. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  22249. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 6 defense.
  22250. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  22251. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  22252. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  22253. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  22254. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  22255. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  22256. Round 8: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  22257. Round 8: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  22258. Round 8: dirty thieving brigand takes 15 damage.
  22259. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  22260. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand takes 124 damage.
  22261. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand takes 62 damage.
  22262. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  22263. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 defense.
  22264. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand takes 14 damage.
  22265. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  22266. After Battle: Purdey dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  22267. After Battle: You gain 12 hit points
  22268. After Battle: You gain 18 Mana Points
  22269. The nuns take 6,589 Meat; 94,230 recovered, 5,770 left to recover.
  22270. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  22271. After Battle: You gain 8 Beefiness
  22272. After Battle: You gain 50 Magicalness
  22273. After Battle: You gain 16 Sarcasm
  22274. You gain a Moxie point!
  22275.  
  22276. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  22277. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  22278.  
  22279. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  22280. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  22281.  
  22282. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  22283. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  22284.  
  22285. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  22286. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  22287.  
  22288. cast 1 Disco Fever
  22289. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  22290. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  22291. > Cur Meat: 94230 Average: 8566
  22292. > Turn(465): Starting with 74 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  22293. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 20.941666666666666
  22294. > Meat Drop: 590.0 Item Drop: 208.0
  22295. > HP: 369/369, MP: 223/643
  22296. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  22297. > ML: 31 control: 0
  22298. > Everything Looks Yellow: 78
  22299. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  22300.  
  22301. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  22302.  
  22303. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  22304.  
  22305. equip familiar astral pet sweater
  22306.  
  22307. familiar lock
  22308. > Themthar Nuns!
  22309.  
  22310. equip familiar li'l pirate costume
  22311. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  22312. > Meat drop to start: 590.0
  22313. > Pre Adventure at The Themthar Hills done, beep.
  22314.  
  22315. [466] The Themthar Hills
  22316. Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
  22317. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  22318. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  22319. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  22320. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  22321. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  22322. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  22323. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 20 attack power.
  22324. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 18 defense.
  22325. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  22326. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  22327. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  22328. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 13 damage.
  22329. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  22330. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  22331. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  22332. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand takes 18 damage.
  22333. Round 5: You gain 18 hit points
  22334. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  22335. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  22336. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  22337. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  22338. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 6 defense.
  22339. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  22340. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 defense.
  22341. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  22342. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  22343. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  22344. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  22345. Round 8: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  22346. Round 8: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  22347. Round 8: dirty thieving brigand takes 16 damage.
  22348. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  22349. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand takes 62 damage.
  22350. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand takes 124 damage.
  22351. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  22352. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 defense.
  22353. Round 9: dirty thieving brigand takes 16 damage.
  22354. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  22355. After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
  22356. After Battle: You gain 13 hit points
  22357. After Battle: You gain 22 Mana Points
  22358. The nuns take 5,830 Meat; 100,000 recovered, 0 left to recover.
  22359. After Battle: Tingteng spins and whirls in the breeze, like a spicy little dust devil.
  22360. You acquire an item: brigand brittle
  22361. After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness
  22362. After Battle: You gain 45 Wizardliness
  22363. After Battle: You gain 16 Sarcasm
  22364. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  22365. > Cur Meat: 100000 Average: 8333
  22366. > Turn(466): Starting with 73 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  22367. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 20.941666666666666
  22368. > Meat Drop: 540.0 Item Drop: 208.0
  22369. > HP: 369/369, MP: 249/643
  22370. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  22371. > ML: 31 control: 0
  22372. > Everything Looks Yellow: 77
  22373. > Found completed Nuns (12)
  22374. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  22375.  
  22376. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  22377.  
  22378. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  22379.  
  22380. equip familiar astral pet sweater
  22381.  
  22382. familiar lock
  22383. > Doing the wars.
  22384. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  22385.  
  22386. familiar Intergnat (33 lbs)
  22387. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  22388.  
  22389. [467] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  22390. Encounter: War Hippy Rigger WITH BACON!!!
  22391. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  22392. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  22393. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  22394. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  22395. Round 2: War Hippy Rigger drops 8 attack power.
  22396. Round 2: War Hippy Rigger drops 10 defense.
  22397. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  22398. Round 3: War Hippy Rigger drops 20 attack power.
  22399. Round 3: War Hippy Rigger drops 18 defense.
  22400. Round 3: War Hippy Rigger drops 7 attack power.
  22401. Round 3: War Hippy Rigger drops 8 defense.
  22402. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  22403. Round 4: War Hippy Rigger takes 13 damage.
  22404. Round 4: War Hippy Rigger drops 7 attack power.
  22405. Round 4: War Hippy Rigger drops 9 defense.
  22406. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  22407. Round 5: War Hippy Rigger takes 18 damage.
  22408. Round 5: You gain 18 hit points
  22409. Round 5: War Hippy Rigger drops 9 attack power.
  22410. Round 5: War Hippy Rigger drops 9 defense.
  22411. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  22412. Round 6: War Hippy Rigger drops 7 attack power.
  22413. Round 6: War Hippy Rigger drops 6 defense.
  22414. Round 6: War Hippy Rigger drops 8 attack power.
  22415. Round 6: War Hippy Rigger drops 9 defense.
  22416. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  22417. Round 7: War Hippy Rigger drops 8 attack power.
  22418. Round 7: War Hippy Rigger drops 8 defense.
  22419. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  22420. Round 8: War Hippy Rigger drops 8 attack power.
  22421. Round 8: War Hippy Rigger drops 8 defense.
  22422. Round 8: War Hippy Rigger takes 9 damage.
  22423. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  22424. Round 9: War Hippy Rigger takes 124 damage.
  22425. Round 9: War Hippy Rigger takes 62 damage.
  22426. Round 9: War Hippy Rigger drops 8 attack power.
  22427. Round 9: War Hippy Rigger drops 8 defense.
  22428. Round 9: War Hippy Rigger takes 9 damage.
  22429. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  22430. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  22431. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  22432. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  22433. You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
  22434. You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
  22435. You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses
  22436. You acquire an item: oversized pipe
  22437. You acquire an item: wicker shield
  22438. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  22439. After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness
  22440. After Battle: You gain 53 Mysteriousness
  22441. After Battle: You gain 14 Sarcasm
  22442. 32 hippies defeated; 224 down, 776 left.
  22443.  
  22444. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  22445. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  22446.  
  22447. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  22448. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  22449.  
  22450. cast 1 Astral Shell
  22451. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  22452.  
  22453. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  22454. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  22455.  
  22456. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  22457. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  22458. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  22459. > Turn(467): Starting with 72 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  22460. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  22461. > Meat Drop: 240.0 Item Drop: 296.63126566315134
  22462. > HP: 369/369, MP: 207/643
  22463. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  22464. > ML: 31 control: 0
  22465. > Everything Looks Yellow: 76
  22466. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  22467.  
  22468. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  22469.  
  22470. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  22471. > Doing the wars.
  22472. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  22473. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  22474.  
  22475. [468] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  22476. Encounter: War Hippy Infantryman WITH SCIENCE!
  22477. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  22478. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  22479. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  22480. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  22481. Round 2: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 attack power.
  22482. Round 2: War Hippy Infantryman drops 7 defense.
  22483. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  22484. Round 3: War Hippy Infantryman drops 20 attack power.
  22485. Round 3: War Hippy Infantryman drops 18 defense.
  22486. Round 3: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 attack power.
  22487. Round 3: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 defense.
  22488. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  22489. Round 4: War Hippy Infantryman takes 13 damage.
  22490. Round 4: War Hippy Infantryman drops 7 attack power.
  22491. Round 4: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 defense.
  22492. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  22493. Round 5: War Hippy Infantryman takes 18 damage.
  22494. Round 5: You gain 18 hit points
  22495. Round 5: War Hippy Infantryman drops 8 attack power.
  22496. Round 5: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 defense.
  22497. Round 5: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  22498. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  22499. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  22500. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  22501. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Most of the universe is made up of a substance called Ecru Matter!"
  22502. You acquire an item: BACON
  22503. After Battle: You gain 12 Strengthliness
  22504. After Battle: You gain 45 Magicalness
  22505. After Battle: You gain 14 Sarcasm
  22506. 32 hippies defeated; 256 down, 744 left.
  22507.  
  22508. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  22509. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  22510.  
  22511. cast 1 Scarysauce
  22512. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  22513. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  22514. > Turn(468): Starting with 71 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  22515. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  22516. > Meat Drop: 240.0 Item Drop: 296.63126566315134
  22517. > HP: 369/369, MP: 198/643
  22518. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  22519. > ML: 31 control: 0
  22520. > Everything Looks Yellow: 75
  22521. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  22522.  
  22523. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  22524.  
  22525. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  22526. > Doing the wars.
  22527. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  22528. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  22529.  
  22530. [469] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  22531. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR War Hippy Homeopath
  22532. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  22533. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  22534. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  22535. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  22536. Round 2: War Hippy Homeopath drops 8 attack power.
  22537. Round 2: War Hippy Homeopath drops 7 defense.
  22538. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  22539. Round 3: War Hippy Homeopath drops 20 attack power.
  22540. Round 3: War Hippy Homeopath drops 18 defense.
  22541. Round 3: War Hippy Homeopath drops 9 attack power.
  22542. Round 3: War Hippy Homeopath drops 7 defense.
  22543. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  22544. Round 4: War Hippy Homeopath takes 13 damage.
  22545. Round 4: War Hippy Homeopath drops 8 attack power.
  22546. Round 4: War Hippy Homeopath drops 7 defense.
  22547. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  22548. Round 5: War Hippy Homeopath takes 19 damage.
  22549. Round 5: You gain 19 hit points
  22550. Round 5: War Hippy Homeopath drops 8 attack power.
  22551. Round 5: War Hippy Homeopath drops 8 defense.
  22552. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  22553. Round 6: War Hippy Homeopath drops 7 attack power.
  22554. Round 6: War Hippy Homeopath drops 7 defense.
  22555. Round 6: War Hippy Homeopath drops 7 attack power.
  22556. Round 6: War Hippy Homeopath drops 7 defense.
  22557. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  22558. Round 7: War Hippy Homeopath drops 7 attack power.
  22559. Round 7: War Hippy Homeopath drops 7 defense.
  22560. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  22561. Round 8: War Hippy Homeopath drops 9 attack power.
  22562. Round 8: War Hippy Homeopath drops 8 defense.
  22563. Round 8: War Hippy Homeopath takes 9 damage.
  22564. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  22565. Round 9: War Hippy Homeopath takes 124 damage.
  22566. Round 9: War Hippy Homeopath takes 62 damage.
  22567. Round 9: War Hippy Homeopath drops 7 attack power.
  22568. Round 9: War Hippy Homeopath drops 7 defense.
  22569. Round 9: War Hippy Homeopath takes 8 damage.
  22570. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  22571. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  22572. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  22573. You acquire an item: hippy medical kit
  22574. You acquire an item: holistic headache remedy
  22575. After Battle: Isabella suddenly gets a wild look in its eyes. "I'm a' chargin' mah Neil!" it shouts. "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
  22576. You acquire an item: BACON
  22577. After Battle: You gain 16 Beefiness
  22578. After Battle: You gain 48 Magicalness
  22579. After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek
  22580. 32 hippies defeated; 288 down, 712 left.
  22581. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  22582. > Turn(469): Starting with 70 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  22583. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  22584. > Meat Drop: 240.0 Item Drop: 296.63126566315134
  22585. > HP: 369/369, MP: 203/643
  22586. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  22587. > ML: 31 control: 0
  22588. > Everything Looks Yellow: 74
  22589. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  22590.  
  22591. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  22592.  
  22593. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  22594. > Doing the wars.
  22595. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  22596. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  22597.  
  22598. [470] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  22599. Encounter: Playing Fetch*
  22600. Took choice 1107/1: acquire tennis ball
  22601. choice.php?whichchoice=1107&option=1&pwd
  22602. You acquire an item: tennis ball
  22603. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  22604. > Turn(469): Starting with 70 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  22605. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  22606. > Meat Drop: 240.0 Item Drop: 296.63126566315134
  22607. > HP: 369/369, MP: 203/643
  22608. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  22609. > ML: 31 control: 0
  22610. > Everything Looks Yellow: 74
  22611. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  22612.  
  22613. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  22614.  
  22615. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  22616. > Doing the wars.
  22617. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  22618. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  22619.  
  22620. [470] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  22621. Encounter: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge NAMED NEIL
  22622. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  22623. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  22624. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  22625. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  22626. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 21 damage.
  22627. Round 2: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 21 damage.
  22628. Round 2: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 8 attack power.
  22629. Round 2: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 defense.
  22630. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  22631. Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 21 attack power.
  22632. Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 19 defense.
  22633. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 16 damage.
  22634. Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 16 damage.
  22635. Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 attack power.
  22636. Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 8 defense.
  22637. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  22638. Round 4: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 7 damage.
  22639. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 11 damage.
  22640. Round 4: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 11 damage.
  22641. Round 4: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 attack power.
  22642. Round 4: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 defense.
  22643. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  22644. Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 14 damage.
  22645. Round 5: You gain 14 hit points
  22646. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 21 damage.
  22647. Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 21 damage.
  22648. Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 attack power.
  22649. Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 8 defense.
  22650. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  22651. Round 6: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 7 attack power.
  22652. Round 6: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 7 defense.
  22653. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 21 damage.
  22654. Round 6: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 21 damage.
  22655. Round 6: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 attack power.
  22656. Round 6: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 8 defense.
  22657. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  22658. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 14 damage.
  22659. Round 7: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 14 damage.
  22660. Round 7: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 attack power.
  22661. Round 7: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 defense.
  22662. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  22663. Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 13 damage.
  22664. Round 8: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 13 damage.
  22665. Round 8: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 8 attack power.
  22666. Round 8: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 defense.
  22667. Round 8: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 5 damage.
  22668. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  22669. Round 9: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 124 damage.
  22670. Round 9: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 62 damage.
  22671. Round 9: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 12 damage.
  22672. Round 9: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 12 damage.
  22673. Round 9: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 7 attack power.
  22674. Round 9: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 7 defense.
  22675. Round 9: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 5 damage.
  22676. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  22677. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  22678. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  22679. You acquire an item: didgeridooka
  22680. You acquire an item: gas balloon
  22681. You acquire an item: disintegrating barrel
  22682. You acquire an item: BACON
  22683. After Battle: You gain 14 Strengthliness
  22684. After Battle: You gain 47 Wizardliness
  22685. After Battle: You gain 13 Roguishness
  22686. 32 hippies defeated; 320 down, 680 left.
  22687.  
  22688. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  22689. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  22690.  
  22691. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  22692. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  22693. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  22694. > Turn(470): Starting with 69 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  22695. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  22696. > Meat Drop: 240.0 Item Drop: 296.63126566315134
  22697. > HP: 369/369, MP: 186/643
  22698. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  22699. > ML: 31 control: 0
  22700. > Everything Looks Yellow: 73
  22701. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  22702.  
  22703. smash disintegrating barrel
  22704. You acquire an item: insanely spicy jumping bean burrito
  22705.  
  22706. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  22707.  
  22708. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  22709. > Doing the wars.
  22710. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  22711. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  22712.  
  22713. [471] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  22714. Encounter: War Hippy Homeopath NAMED NEIL
  22715. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  22716. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  22717. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  22718. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  22719. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 21 damage.
  22720. Round 2: War Hippy Homeopath takes 21 damage.
  22721. Round 2: War Hippy Homeopath drops 7 attack power.
  22722. Round 2: War Hippy Homeopath drops 7 defense.
  22723. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  22724. Round 3: War Hippy Homeopath drops 20 attack power.
  22725. Round 3: War Hippy Homeopath drops 19 defense.
  22726. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 22 damage.
  22727. Round 3: War Hippy Homeopath takes 22 damage.
  22728. Round 3: War Hippy Homeopath drops 7 attack power.
  22729. Round 3: War Hippy Homeopath drops 8 defense.
  22730. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  22731. Round 4: War Hippy Homeopath takes 13 damage.
  22732. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 37 damage.
  22733. Round 4: War Hippy Homeopath takes 37 damage.
  22734. Round 4: War Hippy Homeopath drops 9 attack power.
  22735. Round 4: War Hippy Homeopath drops 9 defense.
  22736. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  22737. Round 5: War Hippy Homeopath takes 12 damage.
  22738. Round 5: You gain 12 hit points
  22739. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 22 damage.
  22740. Round 5: War Hippy Homeopath takes 22 damage.
  22741. Round 5: War Hippy Homeopath drops 8 attack power.
  22742. Round 5: War Hippy Homeopath drops 7 defense.
  22743. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  22744. Round 6: War Hippy Homeopath drops 7 attack power.
  22745. Round 6: War Hippy Homeopath drops 6 defense.
  22746. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 33 damage.
  22747. Round 6: War Hippy Homeopath takes 33 damage.
  22748. Round 6: War Hippy Homeopath drops 7 attack power.
  22749. Round 6: War Hippy Homeopath drops 8 defense.
  22750. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  22751. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 26 damage.
  22752. Round 7: War Hippy Homeopath takes 26 damage.
  22753. Round 7: War Hippy Homeopath drops 9 attack power.
  22754. Round 7: War Hippy Homeopath drops 9 defense.
  22755. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  22756. Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 36 damage.
  22757. Round 8: War Hippy Homeopath takes 36 damage.
  22758. Round 8: War Hippy Homeopath drops 8 attack power.
  22759. Round 8: War Hippy Homeopath drops 7 defense.
  22760. Round 8: War Hippy Homeopath takes 8 damage.
  22761. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  22762. After Battle: Tingteng whirls around picking up items, like a little couscous tornado.
  22763. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  22764. You acquire an item: hippy medical kit
  22765. You acquire an item: filthy poultice
  22766. You acquire an item: holistic headache remedy
  22767. You acquire an item: BACON
  22768. After Battle: You gain 13 Strengthliness
  22769. After Battle: You gain 44 Magicalness
  22770. You gain a Mysticality point!
  22771. After Battle: You gain 15 Chutzpah
  22772. 32 hippies defeated; 352 down, 648 left.
  22773. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  22774. > Turn(471): Starting with 68 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  22775. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  22776. > Meat Drop: 240.0 Item Drop: 296.63126566315134
  22777. > HP: 369/369, MP: 197/645
  22778. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  22779. > ML: 31 control: 0
  22780. > Everything Looks Yellow: 72
  22781. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  22782.  
  22783. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  22784.  
  22785. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  22786.  
  22787. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  22788. > Doing the wars.
  22789. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  22790. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  22791.  
  22792. [472] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  22793. Encounter: War Hippy Dread Squad WITH SCIENCE!
  22794. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  22795. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  22796. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  22797. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  22798. Round 2: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 9 attack power.
  22799. Round 2: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 9 defense.
  22800. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  22801. Round 3: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 20 attack power.
  22802. Round 3: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 18 defense.
  22803. Round 3: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 8 attack power.
  22804. Round 3: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 9 defense.
  22805. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  22806. Round 4: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 12 damage.
  22807. Round 4: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 9 attack power.
  22808. Round 4: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 9 defense.
  22809. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  22810. Round 5: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 24 damage.
  22811. Round 5: You gain 24 hit points
  22812. Round 5: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 9 attack power.
  22813. Round 5: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 7 defense.
  22814. Round 5: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  22815. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  22816. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  22817. After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
  22818. After Battle: Tingteng pirouettes in the air, searching for scattered items. Maybe he was a pierougi in a past life.
  22819. You acquire an item: disintegrating barrel
  22820. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: McMahon's Twenty-sixth Law of Melody says any two objects exert harmonic acceleration on each other, regardless of their flavor!"
  22821. You acquire an item: BACON
  22822. After Battle: You gain 11 Beefiness
  22823. After Battle: You gain 42 Mysteriousness
  22824. After Battle: You gain 13 Chutzpah
  22825. 32 hippies defeated; 384 down, 616 left.
  22826. Paranormal activity reported at Cobb's Knob Treasury.
  22827.  
  22828. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  22829. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  22830.  
  22831. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  22832. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  22833.  
  22834. cast 1 Astral Shell
  22835. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  22836.  
  22837. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  22838. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  22839.  
  22840. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  22841. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  22842.  
  22843. cast 1 Blubber Up
  22844. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  22845.  
  22846. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  22847. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  22848.  
  22849. cast 5 Sauce Contemplation
  22850. You acquire an effect: Saucemastery (25)
  22851. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  22852. > Turn(472): Starting with 67 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  22853. > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 15.038815789473684
  22854. > Meat Drop: 240.0 Item Drop: 311.63126566315134
  22855. > HP: 383/383, MP: 133/667
  22856. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  22857. > ML: 31 control: 0
  22858. > Everything Looks Yellow: 71
  22859. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  22860.  
  22861. smash disintegrating barrel
  22862. You acquire an item: insanely spicy bean burrito
  22863.  
  22864. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  22865.  
  22866. equip back LOV Epaulettes
  22867.  
  22868. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  22869.  
  22870. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  22871. You gain 36 hit points
  22872. > Ghost busting time! At: Cobb's Knob Treasury
  22873.  
  22874. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  22875. > Time to bust some ghosts!!!
  22876. > Pre Adventure at Cobb's Knob Treasury done, beep.
  22877. > Restoring MP! Currently at 419 of 433 HP, 113 of 717 MP, current meat: 4900 ... Target MP = 359.
  22878. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  22879.  
  22880. use 1 carbonated soy milk
  22881. You gain 80 Mana Points
  22882. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  22883.  
  22884. buy 17 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  22885. You spent 1,292 Meat
  22886. You acquire black cherry soda (17)
  22887.  
  22888. use 17 black cherry soda
  22889. You gain 165 Mana Points
  22890.  
  22891. buy 1 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  22892. You spent 76 Meat
  22893. You acquire an item: black cherry soda
  22894.  
  22895. use 1 black cherry soda
  22896. You gain 11 Mana Points
  22897.  
  22898. [473] Cobb's Knob Treasury
  22899. Encounter: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege AND TESLA!
  22900. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  22901. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  22902. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  22903. Round 1: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  22904. Round 2: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  22905. Round 3: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  22906. Round 4: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege takes 1 damage.
  22907. Round 4: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege takes 1 damage.
  22908. Round 4: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege takes 1 damage.
  22909. Round 4: You lose 13 hit points
  22910. Round 4: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  22911. Round 5: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege takes 1 damage.
  22912. Round 5: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege takes 1 damage.
  22913. Round 5: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege takes 1 damage.
  22914. Round 5: You lose 13 hit points
  22915. > Busting makes me feel good!!
  22916. Round 5: Arbos casts TRAP GHOST!
  22917. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  22918. After Battle: A lovegrub crawls out from under a nearby pile of refuse and delivers a little stack of Meat.
  22919. You gain 88 Meat.
  22920. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  22921. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  22922. You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob (3)
  22923. You acquire an item: Mr. Screege's spectacles
  22924. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  22925. After Battle: You gain 61 Mana Points
  22926. You acquire an item: BACON
  22927. After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
  22928. After Battle: You gain 12 Muscleboundness
  22929. After Battle: You gain 34 Enchantedness
  22930. After Battle: You gain 7 Sarcasm
  22931.  
  22932. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  22933. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  22934.  
  22935. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  22936. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  22937.  
  22938. cast 1 Blessing of the War Snapper
  22939. You acquire an effect: Disdain of the War Snapper (10)
  22940.  
  22941. cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord
  22942. You acquire an effect: Shield of the Pastalord (10)
  22943.  
  22944. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  22945. You gain 48 hit points
  22946. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  22947. > Turn(472): Starting with 67 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  22948. > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 12.510416666666668
  22949. > Meat Drop: 280.0 Item Drop: 336.63126566315134
  22950. > HP: 440/440, MP: 355/717
  22951. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  22952. > ML: 51 control: 0
  22953. > Everything Looks Yellow: 71
  22954. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  22955.  
  22956. equip back LOV Epaulettes
  22957. > Doing the wars.
  22958. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  22959. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  22960.  
  22961. [473] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  22962. Encounter: War Hippy Rigger WITH BACON!!!
  22963. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  22964. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  22965. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  22966. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  22967. Round 2: War Hippy Rigger drops 8 attack power.
  22968. Round 2: War Hippy Rigger drops 9 defense.
  22969. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  22970. Round 3: War Hippy Rigger drops 20 attack power.
  22971. Round 3: War Hippy Rigger drops 18 defense.
  22972. Round 3: War Hippy Rigger drops 8 attack power.
  22973. Round 3: War Hippy Rigger drops 7 defense.
  22974. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  22975. Round 4: War Hippy Rigger takes 13 damage.
  22976. Round 4: War Hippy Rigger drops 8 attack power.
  22977. Round 4: War Hippy Rigger drops 9 defense.
  22978. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  22979. Round 5: War Hippy Rigger takes 18 damage.
  22980. Round 5: You gain 18 hit points
  22981. Round 5: War Hippy Rigger drops 8 attack power.
  22982. Round 5: War Hippy Rigger drops 9 defense.
  22983. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  22984. Round 6: War Hippy Rigger drops 7 attack power.
  22985. Round 6: War Hippy Rigger drops 6 defense.
  22986. Round 6: War Hippy Rigger drops 9 attack power.
  22987. Round 6: War Hippy Rigger drops 8 defense.
  22988. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  22989. Round 7: War Hippy Rigger drops 7 attack power.
  22990. Round 7: War Hippy Rigger drops 9 defense.
  22991. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  22992. Round 8: War Hippy Rigger drops 7 attack power.
  22993. Round 8: War Hippy Rigger drops 8 defense.
  22994. Round 8: War Hippy Rigger takes 8 damage.
  22995. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  22996. Round 9: War Hippy Rigger takes 124 damage.
  22997. Round 9: War Hippy Rigger takes 62 damage.
  22998. Round 9: War Hippy Rigger drops 7 attack power.
  22999. Round 9: War Hippy Rigger drops 7 defense.
  23000. Round 9: War Hippy Rigger takes 8 damage.
  23001. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  23002. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  23003. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  23004. You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
  23005. You acquire an item: wicker shield
  23006. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  23007. After Battle: You gain 14 Strongness
  23008. After Battle: You gain 44 Wizardliness
  23009. After Battle: You gain 12 Sarcasm
  23010. 32 hippies defeated; 416 down, 584 left.
  23011.  
  23012. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  23013. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  23014.  
  23015. cast 1 Scarysauce
  23016. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  23017.  
  23018. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  23019. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  23020. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  23021. > Turn(473): Starting with 66 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  23022. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  23023. > Meat Drop: 190.0 Item Drop: 296.63126566315134
  23024. > HP: 376/376, MP: 335/645
  23025. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  23026. > ML: 31 control: 0
  23027. > Everything Looks Yellow: 70
  23028. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  23029.  
  23030. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  23031.  
  23032. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  23033. > Doing the wars.
  23034. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  23035. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  23036.  
  23037. [474] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  23038. Encounter: War Hippy Green Gourmet WITH SCIENCE!
  23039. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  23040. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  23041. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  23042. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  23043. Round 2: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 9 attack power.
  23044. Round 2: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 7 defense.
  23045. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  23046. Round 3: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 21 attack power.
  23047. Round 3: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 20 defense.
  23048. Round 3: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 8 attack power.
  23049. Round 3: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 7 defense.
  23050. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  23051. Round 4: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 13 damage.
  23052. Round 4: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 8 attack power.
  23053. Round 4: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 8 defense.
  23054. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  23055. Round 5: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 20 damage.
  23056. Round 5: You gain 20 hit points
  23057. Round 5: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 8 attack power.
  23058. Round 5: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 8 defense.
  23059. Round 5: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  23060. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  23061. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  23062. After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
  23063. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscleboundness
  23064. After Battle: Tingteng pirouettes in the air, searching for scattered items. Maybe he was a pierougi in a past life.
  23065. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Nipperus's Fifth Law of Weight says an object in a science lab tends to stay in a science lab!"
  23066. You acquire an item: BACON
  23067. After Battle: You gain 21 Beefiness
  23068. After Battle: You gain 40 Mysteriousness
  23069. After Battle: You gain 12 Roguishness
  23070. 32 hippies defeated; 448 down, 552 left.
  23071. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  23072. > Turn(474): Starting with 65 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  23073. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  23074. > Meat Drop: 190.0 Item Drop: 296.63126566315134
  23075. > HP: 376/376, MP: 343/645
  23076. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  23077. > ML: 31 control: 0
  23078. > Everything Looks Yellow: 69
  23079. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  23080.  
  23081. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  23082.  
  23083. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  23084. > Doing the wars.
  23085. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  23086. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  23087.  
  23088. [475] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  23089. Encounter: War Hippy Homeopath WITH BACON!!!
  23090. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  23091. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  23092. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  23093. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  23094. Round 2: War Hippy Homeopath drops 9 attack power.
  23095. Round 2: War Hippy Homeopath drops 8 defense.
  23096. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  23097. Round 3: War Hippy Homeopath drops 20 attack power.
  23098. Round 3: War Hippy Homeopath drops 19 defense.
  23099. Round 3: War Hippy Homeopath drops 9 attack power.
  23100. Round 3: War Hippy Homeopath drops 7 defense.
  23101. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  23102. Round 4: War Hippy Homeopath takes 13 damage.
  23103. Round 4: War Hippy Homeopath drops 8 attack power.
  23104. Round 4: War Hippy Homeopath drops 9 defense.
  23105. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  23106. Round 5: War Hippy Homeopath takes 19 damage.
  23107. Round 5: You gain 19 hit points
  23108. Round 5: War Hippy Homeopath drops 8 attack power.
  23109. Round 5: War Hippy Homeopath drops 7 defense.
  23110. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  23111. Round 6: War Hippy Homeopath drops 7 attack power.
  23112. Round 6: War Hippy Homeopath drops 7 defense.
  23113. Round 6: War Hippy Homeopath drops 8 attack power.
  23114. Round 6: War Hippy Homeopath drops 8 defense.
  23115. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  23116. Round 7: War Hippy Homeopath drops 9 attack power.
  23117. Round 7: War Hippy Homeopath drops 8 defense.
  23118. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  23119. Round 8: War Hippy Homeopath drops 9 attack power.
  23120. Round 8: War Hippy Homeopath drops 7 defense.
  23121. Round 8: War Hippy Homeopath takes 9 damage.
  23122. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  23123. Round 9: War Hippy Homeopath takes 124 damage.
  23124. Round 9: War Hippy Homeopath takes 62 damage.
  23125. Round 9: War Hippy Homeopath drops 7 attack power.
  23126. Round 9: War Hippy Homeopath drops 7 defense.
  23127. Round 9: War Hippy Homeopath takes 9 damage.
  23128. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  23129. After Battle: Tingteng spins and whirls in the breeze, like a spicy little dust devil.
  23130. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  23131. You acquire an item: hippy medical kit
  23132. You acquire an item: filthy poultice
  23133. You acquire an item: natural fennel soda
  23134. You acquire an item: holistic headache remedy
  23135. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  23136. After Battle: You gain 14 Muscleboundness
  23137. After Battle: You gain 40 Magicalness
  23138. After Battle: You gain 15 Sarcasm
  23139. 32 hippies defeated; 480 down, 520 left.
  23140. The Farm is now accessible in this uniform!
  23141.  
  23142. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  23143. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  23144.  
  23145. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  23146. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  23147.  
  23148. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  23149. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  23150.  
  23151. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  23152. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  23153.  
  23154. cast 1 Disco Fever
  23155. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  23156.  
  23157. cast 5 Manicotti Meditation
  23158. You acquire an effect: Pasta Oneness (25)
  23159. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  23160. > Turn(475): Starting with 64 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  23161. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  23162. > Meat Drop: 190.0 Item Drop: 296.63126566315134
  23163. > HP: 376/376, MP: 297/645
  23164. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  23165. > ML: 31 control: 0
  23166. > Everything Looks Yellow: 68
  23167. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  23168.  
  23169. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  23170.  
  23171. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  23172. > Doing the wars.
  23173. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  23174. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  23175.  
  23176. [476] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  23177. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR War Hippy Homeopath
  23178. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  23179. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  23180. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  23181. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  23182. Round 2: War Hippy Homeopath drops 8 attack power.
  23183. Round 2: War Hippy Homeopath drops 9 defense.
  23184. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  23185. Round 3: War Hippy Homeopath drops 20 attack power.
  23186. Round 3: War Hippy Homeopath drops 18 defense.
  23187. Round 3: War Hippy Homeopath drops 7 attack power.
  23188. Round 3: War Hippy Homeopath drops 8 defense.
  23189. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  23190. Round 4: War Hippy Homeopath takes 13 damage.
  23191. Round 4: War Hippy Homeopath drops 7 attack power.
  23192. Round 4: War Hippy Homeopath drops 7 defense.
  23193. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  23194. Round 5: War Hippy Homeopath takes 19 damage.
  23195. Round 5: You gain 19 hit points
  23196. Round 5: War Hippy Homeopath drops 7 attack power.
  23197. Round 5: War Hippy Homeopath drops 8 defense.
  23198. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  23199. Round 6: War Hippy Homeopath drops 7 attack power.
  23200. Round 6: War Hippy Homeopath drops 6 defense.
  23201. Round 6: War Hippy Homeopath drops 8 attack power.
  23202. Round 6: War Hippy Homeopath drops 9 defense.
  23203. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  23204. Round 7: War Hippy Homeopath drops 8 attack power.
  23205. Round 7: War Hippy Homeopath drops 8 defense.
  23206. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  23207. Round 8: War Hippy Homeopath drops 9 attack power.
  23208. Round 8: War Hippy Homeopath drops 8 defense.
  23209. Round 8: War Hippy Homeopath takes 7 damage.
  23210. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  23211. Round 9: War Hippy Homeopath takes 124 damage.
  23212. Round 9: War Hippy Homeopath takes 62 damage.
  23213. Round 9: War Hippy Homeopath drops 9 attack power.
  23214. Round 9: War Hippy Homeopath drops 7 defense.
  23215. Round 9: War Hippy Homeopath takes 8 damage.
  23216. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  23217. After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
  23218. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscleboundness
  23219. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  23220. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  23221. You acquire an item: hippy medical kit
  23222. You acquire an item: natural fennel soda
  23223. You acquire an item: holistic headache remedy
  23224. After Battle: Isabella suddenly gets a wild look in its eyes. "I'm a' chargin' mah Neil!" it shouts. "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
  23225. You acquire an item: BACON
  23226. After Battle: You gain 17 Fortitude
  23227. You gain a Muscle point!
  23228. After Battle: You gain 37 Enchantedness
  23229. After Battle: You gain 16 Chutzpah
  23230. 32 hippies defeated; 512 down, 488 left.
  23231. Keep your eyes open for Slow Talkin' Elliot!
  23232. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  23233. > Turn(476): Starting with 63 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  23234. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  23235. > Meat Drop: 190.0 Item Drop: 296.63126566315134
  23236. > HP: 379/379, MP: 304/645
  23237. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  23238. > ML: 31 control: 0
  23239. > Everything Looks Yellow: 67
  23240. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  23241.  
  23242. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  23243.  
  23244. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  23245. > Doing the wars.
  23246. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  23247. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  23248.  
  23249. [477] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  23250. Encounter: War Hippy Shaman AND TESLA!
  23251. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  23252. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  23253. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  23254. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  23255. Round 2: War Hippy Shaman drops 7 attack power.
  23256. Round 2: War Hippy Shaman drops 8 defense.
  23257. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  23258. Round 3: War Hippy Shaman drops 21 attack power.
  23259. Round 3: War Hippy Shaman drops 17 defense.
  23260. Round 3: War Hippy Shaman drops 8 attack power.
  23261. Round 3: War Hippy Shaman drops 9 defense.
  23262. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  23263. Round 4: War Hippy Shaman takes 14 damage.
  23264. Round 4: War Hippy Shaman drops 7 attack power.
  23265. Round 4: War Hippy Shaman drops 9 defense.
  23266. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  23267. Round 5: War Hippy Shaman takes 11 damage.
  23268. Round 5: You gain 11 hit points
  23269. Round 5: War Hippy Shaman drops 9 attack power.
  23270. Round 5: War Hippy Shaman drops 9 defense.
  23271. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  23272. Round 6: War Hippy Shaman drops 8 attack power.
  23273. Round 6: War Hippy Shaman drops 6 defense.
  23274. Round 6: War Hippy Shaman drops 9 attack power.
  23275. Round 6: War Hippy Shaman drops 8 defense.
  23276. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  23277. Round 7: War Hippy Shaman drops 8 attack power.
  23278. Round 7: War Hippy Shaman drops 8 defense.
  23279. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  23280. Round 8: War Hippy Shaman drops 9 attack power.
  23281. Round 8: War Hippy Shaman drops 8 defense.
  23282. Round 8: War Hippy Shaman takes 8 damage.
  23283. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  23284. Round 9: War Hippy Shaman takes 124 damage.
  23285. Round 9: War Hippy Shaman takes 62 damage.
  23286. Round 9: War Hippy Shaman drops 8 attack power.
  23287. Round 9: War Hippy Shaman drops 9 defense.
  23288. Round 9: War Hippy Shaman takes 8 damage.
  23289. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  23290. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  23291. After Battle: You gain 5 Chutzpah
  23292. After Battle: Tingteng pirouettes in the air, searching for scattered items. Maybe he was a pierougi in a past life.
  23293. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  23294. You acquire an item: funky dried mushroom
  23295. You acquire an item: disintegrating barrel
  23296. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  23297. After Battle: You gain 89 Mana Points
  23298. You acquire an item: BACON
  23299. After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness
  23300. After Battle: You gain 53 Wizardliness
  23301. You gain a Mysticality point!
  23302. After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah
  23303. You gain a Moxie point!
  23304. 32 hippies defeated; 544 down, 456 left.
  23305.  
  23306. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  23307. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  23308.  
  23309. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  23310. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  23311.  
  23312. cast 1 Astral Shell
  23313. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  23314.  
  23315. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  23316. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  23317.  
  23318. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  23319. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  23320.  
  23321. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  23322. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  23323. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  23324. > Turn(477): Starting with 62 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  23325. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  23326. > Meat Drop: 190.0 Item Drop: 296.63126566315134
  23327. > HP: 379/379, MP: 341/650
  23328. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  23329. > ML: 31 control: 0
  23330. > Everything Looks Yellow: 66
  23331. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  23332.  
  23333. smash disintegrating barrel
  23334. You acquire an item: insanely spicy bean burrito
  23335.  
  23336. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  23337.  
  23338. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  23339. > Doing the wars.
  23340. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  23341. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  23342.  
  23343. [478] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  23344. Encounter: War Hippy Windtalker NAMED NEIL
  23345. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  23346. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  23347. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  23348. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  23349. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 21 damage.
  23350. Round 2: War Hippy Windtalker takes 21 damage.
  23351. Round 2: War Hippy Windtalker drops 7 attack power.
  23352. Round 2: War Hippy Windtalker drops 9 defense.
  23353. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  23354. Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker drops 21 attack power.
  23355. Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker drops 19 defense.
  23356. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 25 damage.
  23357. Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker takes 25 damage.
  23358. Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker drops 11 attack power.
  23359. Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker drops 9 defense.
  23360. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  23361. Round 4: War Hippy Windtalker takes 14 damage.
  23362. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 27 damage.
  23363. Round 4: War Hippy Windtalker takes 27 damage.
  23364. Round 4: War Hippy Windtalker drops 7 attack power.
  23365. Round 4: War Hippy Windtalker drops 8 defense.
  23366. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  23367. Round 5: War Hippy Windtalker takes 13 damage.
  23368. Round 5: You gain 13 hit points
  23369. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 25 damage.
  23370. Round 5: War Hippy Windtalker takes 25 damage.
  23371. Round 5: War Hippy Windtalker drops 8 attack power.
  23372. Round 5: War Hippy Windtalker drops 7 defense.
  23373. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  23374. Round 6: War Hippy Windtalker drops 7 attack power.
  23375. Round 6: War Hippy Windtalker drops 7 defense.
  23376. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 38 damage.
  23377. Round 6: War Hippy Windtalker takes 38 damage.
  23378. Round 6: War Hippy Windtalker drops 11 attack power.
  23379. Round 6: War Hippy Windtalker drops 9 defense.
  23380. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  23381. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 32 damage.
  23382. Round 7: War Hippy Windtalker takes 32 damage.
  23383. Round 7: War Hippy Windtalker drops 7 attack power.
  23384. Round 7: War Hippy Windtalker drops 8 defense.
  23385. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  23386. Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 36 damage.
  23387. Round 8: War Hippy Windtalker takes 36 damage.
  23388. Round 8: War Hippy Windtalker drops 7 attack power.
  23389. Round 8: War Hippy Windtalker drops 7 defense.
  23390. Round 8: War Hippy Windtalker takes 8 damage.
  23391. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  23392. Your familiar gains a pound: Isabella, the 19 lb. Intergnat
  23393. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  23394. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  23395. You acquire an item: green clay bead
  23396. You acquire an item: Lockenstock&trade; sandals
  23397. You acquire an item: communications windchimes
  23398. You acquire an item: communications windchimes
  23399. You acquire an item: BACON
  23400. After Battle: You gain 11 Beefiness
  23401. After Battle: You gain 42 Mysteriousness
  23402. After Battle: You gain 20 Sarcasm
  23403. 32 hippies defeated; 576 down, 424 left.
  23404.  
  23405. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  23406. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  23407.  
  23408. cast 1 Scarysauce
  23409. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  23410. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  23411. > Turn(478): Starting with 61 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  23412. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  23413. > Meat Drop: 190.0 Item Drop: 298.1934955049954
  23414. > HP: 379/379, MP: 330/650
  23415. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  23416. > ML: 31 control: 0
  23417. > Everything Looks Yellow: 65
  23418. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  23419.  
  23420. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  23421.  
  23422. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  23423. > Doing the wars.
  23424. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  23425. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  23426.  
  23427. [479] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  23428. Encounter: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge AND TESLA!
  23429. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  23430. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  23431. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  23432. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  23433. Round 2: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 8 attack power.
  23434. Round 2: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 defense.
  23435. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  23436. Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 20 attack power.
  23437. Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 19 defense.
  23438. Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 11 attack power.
  23439. Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 8 defense.
  23440. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  23441. Round 4: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 8 damage.
  23442. Round 4: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 8 attack power.
  23443. Round 4: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 defense.
  23444. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  23445. Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 16 damage.
  23446. Round 5: You gain 16 hit points
  23447. Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 attack power.
  23448. Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 11 defense.
  23449. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  23450. Round 6: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 7 attack power.
  23451. Round 6: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 6 defense.
  23452. Round 6: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 attack power.
  23453. Round 6: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 7 defense.
  23454. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  23455. Round 7: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 attack power.
  23456. Round 7: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 defense.
  23457. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  23458. Round 8: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 7 attack power.
  23459. Round 8: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 defense.
  23460. Round 8: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 4 damage.
  23461. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  23462. Round 9: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 124 damage.
  23463. Round 9: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 124 damage.
  23464. Round 9: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 7 attack power.
  23465. Round 9: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 8 defense.
  23466. Round 9: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 4 damage.
  23467. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  23468. Round 10: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 124 damage.
  23469. Round 10: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 124 damage.
  23470. Round 10: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 8 attack power.
  23471. Round 10: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 defense.
  23472. Round 10: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 5 damage.
  23473. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  23474. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  23475. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  23476. You acquire an item: didgeridooka
  23477. You acquire an item: communications windchimes
  23478. You acquire an item: gas balloon
  23479. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  23480. After Battle: You gain 78 Mana Points
  23481. You acquire an item: BACON
  23482. After Battle: You gain 13 Beefiness
  23483. After Battle: You gain 48 Wizardliness
  23484. After Battle: You gain 12 Sarcasm
  23485. 32 hippies defeated; 608 down, 392 left.
  23486. Keep your eyes open for Neil!
  23487. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  23488. > Turn(479): Starting with 60 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  23489. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  23490. > Meat Drop: 190.0 Item Drop: 298.1934955049954
  23491. > HP: 379/379, MP: 408/650
  23492. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  23493. > ML: 31 control: 0
  23494. > Everything Looks Yellow: 64
  23495. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  23496.  
  23497. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  23498.  
  23499. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  23500. > Doing the wars.
  23501. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  23502. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  23503.  
  23504. [480] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  23505. Encounter: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner WITH BACON!!!
  23506. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  23507. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  23508. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  23509. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  23510. Round 2: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 8 attack power.
  23511. Round 2: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 8 defense.
  23512. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  23513. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 22 attack power.
  23514. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 21 defense.
  23515. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 7 attack power.
  23516. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 8 defense.
  23517. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  23518. Round 4: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 14 damage.
  23519. Round 4: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 7 attack power.
  23520. Round 4: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 7 defense.
  23521. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  23522. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 22 damage.
  23523. Round 5: You gain 22 hit points
  23524. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 8 attack power.
  23525. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 9 defense.
  23526. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  23527. Round 6: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 8 attack power.
  23528. Round 6: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 8 defense.
  23529. Round 6: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 11 attack power.
  23530. Round 6: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 9 defense.
  23531. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  23532. Round 7: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 9 attack power.
  23533. Round 7: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 9 defense.
  23534. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  23535. Round 8: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 9 attack power.
  23536. Round 8: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 7 defense.
  23537. Round 8: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 8 damage.
  23538. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  23539. Round 9: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 124 damage.
  23540. Round 9: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 62 damage.
  23541. Round 9: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 8 attack power.
  23542. Round 9: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 9 defense.
  23543. Round 9: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 7 damage.
  23544. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  23545. Round 10: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 124 damage.
  23546. Round 10: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 62 damage.
  23547. Round 10: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 8 attack power.
  23548. Round 10: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 8 defense.
  23549. Round 10: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 7 damage.
  23550. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  23551. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  23552. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  23553. You acquire an item: fire poi
  23554. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  23555. After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness
  23556. After Battle: You gain 55 Enchantedness
  23557. After Battle: You gain 14 Cheek
  23558. 32 hippies defeated; 640 down, 360 left.
  23559.  
  23560. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  23561. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  23562.  
  23563. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  23564. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  23565.  
  23566. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  23567. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  23568. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  23569. > Turn(480): Starting with 59 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  23570. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  23571. > Meat Drop: 190.0 Item Drop: 298.1934955049954
  23572. > HP: 379/379, MP: 375/650
  23573. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  23574. > ML: 31 control: 0
  23575. > Everything Looks Yellow: 63
  23576. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  23577.  
  23578. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  23579.  
  23580. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  23581. > Doing the wars.
  23582. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  23583. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  23584.  
  23585. [481] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  23586. Encounter: Green Ops Soldier WITH SCIENCE!
  23587. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  23588. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  23589. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  23590. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  23591. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier drops 8 attack power.
  23592. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier drops 8 defense.
  23593. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  23594. Round 3: Green Ops Soldier drops 23 attack power.
  23595. Round 3: Green Ops Soldier drops 21 defense.
  23596. Round 3: Green Ops Soldier drops 10 attack power.
  23597. Round 3: Green Ops Soldier drops 8 defense.
  23598. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  23599. Round 4: Green Ops Soldier takes 14 damage.
  23600. Round 4: Green Ops Soldier drops 9 attack power.
  23601. Round 4: Green Ops Soldier drops 8 defense.
  23602. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  23603. Round 5: Green Ops Soldier takes 23 damage.
  23604. Round 5: You gain 23 hit points
  23605. Round 5: Green Ops Soldier drops 8 attack power.
  23606. Round 5: Green Ops Soldier drops 9 defense.
  23607. Round 5: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  23608. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  23609. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  23610. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  23611. After Battle: Tingteng pirouettes in the air, searching for scattered items. Maybe he was a pierougi in a past life.
  23612. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Centrifugal force doesn't really exist! It's actually polarized vibration!"
  23613. You acquire an item: BACON
  23614. After Battle: You gain 16 Fortitude
  23615. After Battle: You gain 53 Wizardliness
  23616. After Battle: You gain 12 Chutzpah
  23617. 32 hippies defeated; 672 down, 328 left.
  23618. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  23619. > Turn(481): Starting with 58 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  23620. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  23621. > Meat Drop: 190.0 Item Drop: 298.1934955049954
  23622. > HP: 379/379, MP: 386/650
  23623. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  23624. > ML: 31 control: 0
  23625. > Everything Looks Yellow: 62
  23626. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  23627.  
  23628. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  23629.  
  23630. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  23631. > Doing the wars.
  23632. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  23633. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  23634.  
  23635. [482] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  23636. Encounter: War Hippy Green Gourmet AND TESLA!
  23637. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  23638. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  23639. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  23640. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  23641. Round 2: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 8 attack power.
  23642. Round 2: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 9 defense.
  23643. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  23644. Round 3: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 21 attack power.
  23645. Round 3: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 20 defense.
  23646. Round 3: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 8 attack power.
  23647. Round 3: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 9 defense.
  23648. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  23649. Round 4: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 14 damage.
  23650. Round 4: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 9 attack power.
  23651. Round 4: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 9 defense.
  23652. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  23653. Round 5: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 21 damage.
  23654. Round 5: You gain 21 hit points
  23655. Round 5: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 9 attack power.
  23656. Round 5: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 11 defense.
  23657. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  23658. Round 6: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 8 attack power.
  23659. Round 6: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 7 defense.
  23660. Round 6: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 8 attack power.
  23661. Round 6: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 7 defense.
  23662. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  23663. Round 7: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 8 attack power.
  23664. Round 7: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 11 defense.
  23665. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  23666. Round 8: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 10 attack power.
  23667. Round 8: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 9 defense.
  23668. Round 8: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 8 damage.
  23669. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  23670. Round 9: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 124 damage.
  23671. Round 9: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 62 damage.
  23672. Round 9: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 9 attack power.
  23673. Round 9: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 9 defense.
  23674. Round 9: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 8 damage.
  23675. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  23676. Round 10: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 124 damage.
  23677. Round 10: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 62 damage.
  23678. Round 10: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 10 attack power.
  23679. Round 10: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 9 defense.
  23680. Round 10: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 7 damage.
  23681. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  23682. After Battle: Tingteng pirouettes in the air, searching for scattered items. Maybe he was a pierougi in a past life.
  23683. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  23684. You acquire an item: pink clay bead
  23685. You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
  23686. You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
  23687. You acquire an item: oversized pipe
  23688. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  23689. You acquire an item: Hippy Army MPE
  23690. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  23691. After Battle: You gain 79 Mana Points
  23692. You acquire an item: BACON
  23693. After Battle: You gain 14 Beefiness
  23694. After Battle: You gain 42 Wizardliness
  23695. After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm
  23696. 32 hippies defeated; 704 down, 296 left.
  23697. Keep your eyes open for Zim Merman!
  23698.  
  23699. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  23700. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  23701.  
  23702. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  23703. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  23704.  
  23705. cast 1 Astral Shell
  23706. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  23707.  
  23708. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  23709. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  23710.  
  23711. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  23712. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  23713.  
  23714. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  23715. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  23716.  
  23717. cast 1 Blubber Up
  23718. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  23719.  
  23720. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  23721. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  23722. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  23723. > Turn(482): Starting with 57 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  23724. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  23725. > Meat Drop: 190.0 Item Drop: 298.1934955049954
  23726. > HP: 372/372, MP: 394/650
  23727. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  23728. > ML: 31 control: 0
  23729. > Everything Looks Yellow: 61
  23730. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  23731.  
  23732. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  23733.  
  23734. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  23735. > Doing the wars.
  23736. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  23737. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  23738.  
  23739. [483] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  23740. Encounter: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge WITH SCIENCE!
  23741. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  23742. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  23743. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  23744. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  23745. Round 2: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 attack power.
  23746. Round 2: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 defense.
  23747. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  23748. Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 20 attack power.
  23749. Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 19 defense.
  23750. Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 7 attack power.
  23751. Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 defense.
  23752. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  23753. Round 4: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 7 damage.
  23754. Round 4: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 attack power.
  23755. Round 4: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 defense.
  23756. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  23757. Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 16 damage.
  23758. Round 5: You gain 16 hit points
  23759. Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 attack power.
  23760. Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 defense.
  23761. Round 5: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  23762. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  23763. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  23764. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  23765. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: O'Reilly's Sixth Law of Magnetism says what goes left must come under!"
  23766. You acquire an item: BACON
  23767. After Battle: You gain 12 Fortitude
  23768. After Battle: You gain 44 Mysteriousness
  23769. After Battle: You gain 16 Chutzpah
  23770. 32 hippies defeated; 736 down, 264 left.
  23771.  
  23772. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  23773. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  23774.  
  23775. cast 1 Scarysauce
  23776. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  23777. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  23778. > Turn(483): Starting with 56 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  23779. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  23780. > Meat Drop: 190.0 Item Drop: 298.1934955049954
  23781. > HP: 372/372, MP: 382/650
  23782. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  23783. > ML: 31 control: 0
  23784. > Everything Looks Yellow: 60
  23785. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  23786.  
  23787. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  23788.  
  23789. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  23790. > Doing the wars.
  23791. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  23792. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  23793.  
  23794. [484] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  23795. Encounter: War Hippy Elite Rigger NAMED NEIL
  23796. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  23797. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  23798. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  23799. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  23800. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 22 damage.
  23801. Round 2: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 22 damage.
  23802. Round 2: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 11 attack power.
  23803. Round 2: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 11 defense.
  23804. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  23805. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 21 attack power.
  23806. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 19 defense.
  23807. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 37 damage.
  23808. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 37 damage.
  23809. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 8 attack power.
  23810. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 8 defense.
  23811. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  23812. Round 4: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 13 damage.
  23813. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 23 damage.
  23814. Round 4: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 23 damage.
  23815. Round 4: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 8 attack power.
  23816. Round 4: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 8 defense.
  23817. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  23818. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 14 damage.
  23819. Round 5: You gain 14 hit points
  23820. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 36 damage.
  23821. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 36 damage.
  23822. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 9 attack power.
  23823. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 9 defense.
  23824. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  23825. Round 6: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 8 attack power.
  23826. Round 6: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 7 defense.
  23827. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 35 damage.
  23828. Round 6: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 35 damage.
  23829. Round 6: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 9 attack power.
  23830. Round 6: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 9 defense.
  23831. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  23832. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 28 damage.
  23833. Round 7: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 28 damage.
  23834. Round 7: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 9 attack power.
  23835. Round 7: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 8 defense.
  23836. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  23837. Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 30 damage.
  23838. Round 8: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 30 damage.
  23839. Round 8: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 10 attack power.
  23840. Round 8: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 8 defense.
  23841. Round 8: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 8 damage.
  23842. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  23843. Round 9: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 124 damage.
  23844. Round 9: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 62 damage.
  23845. Round 9: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 22 damage.
  23846. Round 9: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 22 damage.
  23847. Round 9: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 11 attack power.
  23848. Round 9: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 8 defense.
  23849. Round 9: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 8 damage.
  23850. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  23851. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  23852. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  23853. You acquire an item: pink clay bead
  23854. You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
  23855. You acquire an item: oversized pipe
  23856. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  23857. You acquire an item: BACON
  23858. After Battle: You gain 14 Beefiness
  23859. After Battle: You gain 50 Enchantedness
  23860. You gain a Mysticality point!
  23861. After Battle: You gain 13 Cheek
  23862. 32 hippies defeated; 768 down, 232 left.
  23863. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  23864. > Turn(484): Starting with 55 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  23865. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  23866. > Meat Drop: 190.0 Item Drop: 298.1934955049954
  23867. > HP: 372/372, MP: 385/652
  23868. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  23869. > ML: 31 control: 0
  23870. > Everything Looks Yellow: 59
  23871. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  23872.  
  23873. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  23874.  
  23875. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  23876. > Doing the wars.
  23877. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  23878. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  23879.  
  23880. [485] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  23881. Encounter: War Hippy Homeopath WITH BACON!!!
  23882. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  23883. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  23884. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  23885. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  23886. Round 2: War Hippy Homeopath drops 9 attack power.
  23887. Round 2: War Hippy Homeopath drops 9 defense.
  23888. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  23889. Round 3: War Hippy Homeopath drops 20 attack power.
  23890. Round 3: War Hippy Homeopath drops 18 defense.
  23891. Round 3: War Hippy Homeopath drops 7 attack power.
  23892. Round 3: War Hippy Homeopath drops 8 defense.
  23893. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  23894. Round 4: War Hippy Homeopath takes 13 damage.
  23895. Round 4: War Hippy Homeopath drops 8 attack power.
  23896. Round 4: War Hippy Homeopath drops 7 defense.
  23897. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  23898. Round 5: War Hippy Homeopath takes 19 damage.
  23899. Round 5: You gain 19 hit points
  23900. Round 5: War Hippy Homeopath drops 9 attack power.
  23901. Round 5: War Hippy Homeopath drops 9 defense.
  23902. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  23903. Round 6: War Hippy Homeopath drops 7 attack power.
  23904. Round 6: War Hippy Homeopath drops 6 defense.
  23905. Round 6: War Hippy Homeopath drops 7 attack power.
  23906. Round 6: War Hippy Homeopath drops 9 defense.
  23907. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  23908. Round 7: War Hippy Homeopath drops 8 attack power.
  23909. Round 7: War Hippy Homeopath drops 8 defense.
  23910. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  23911. Round 8: War Hippy Homeopath drops 8 attack power.
  23912. Round 8: War Hippy Homeopath drops 8 defense.
  23913. Round 8: War Hippy Homeopath takes 7 damage.
  23914. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  23915. Round 9: War Hippy Homeopath takes 124 damage.
  23916. Round 9: War Hippy Homeopath takes 62 damage.
  23917. Round 9: War Hippy Homeopath drops 9 attack power.
  23918. Round 9: War Hippy Homeopath drops 9 defense.
  23919. Round 9: War Hippy Homeopath takes 8 damage.
  23920. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  23921. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  23922. After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
  23923. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  23924. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  23925. You acquire an item: hippy medical kit
  23926. You acquire an item: natural fennel soda
  23927. You acquire an item: holistic headache remedy
  23928. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  23929. After Battle: You gain 7 Beefiness
  23930. After Battle: You gain 56 Magicalness
  23931. After Battle: You gain 13 Smarm
  23932. 32 hippies defeated; 800 down, 200 left.
  23933.  
  23934. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  23935. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  23936.  
  23937. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  23938. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  23939.  
  23940. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  23941. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  23942.  
  23943. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  23944. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  23945.  
  23946. cast 1 Disco Fever
  23947. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  23948. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  23949. > Turn(485): Starting with 54 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  23950. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  23951. > Meat Drop: 190.0 Item Drop: 298.1934955049954
  23952. > HP: 372/372, MP: 344/652
  23953. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  23954. > ML: 31 control: 0
  23955. > Everything Looks Yellow: 58
  23956. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  23957.  
  23958. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  23959.  
  23960. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  23961. > Doing the wars.
  23962. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  23963. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  23964.  
  23965. [486] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  23966. Encounter: War Hippy Dread Squad AND TESLA!
  23967. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  23968. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  23969. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  23970. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  23971. Round 2: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 7 attack power.
  23972. Round 2: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 7 defense.
  23973. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  23974. Round 3: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 20 attack power.
  23975. Round 3: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 18 defense.
  23976. Round 3: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 7 attack power.
  23977. Round 3: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 7 defense.
  23978. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  23979. Round 4: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 11 damage.
  23980. Round 4: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 7 attack power.
  23981. Round 4: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 9 defense.
  23982. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  23983. Round 5: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 24 damage.
  23984. Round 5: You gain 24 hit points
  23985. Round 5: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 11 attack power.
  23986. Round 5: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 8 defense.
  23987. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  23988. Round 6: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 7 attack power.
  23989. Round 6: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 6 defense.
  23990. Round 6: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 9 attack power.
  23991. Round 6: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 10 defense.
  23992. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  23993. Round 7: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 8 attack power.
  23994. Round 7: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 8 defense.
  23995. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  23996. Round 8: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 7 attack power.
  23997. Round 8: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 8 defense.
  23998. Round 8: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 7 damage.
  23999. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  24000. Round 9: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 494 damage.
  24001. Round 9: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 247 damage.
  24002. Round 9: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 8 attack power.
  24003. Round 9: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 7 defense.
  24004. Round 9: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 7 damage.
  24005. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  24006. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  24007. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  24008. You acquire an item: didgeridooka
  24009. You acquire an item: communications windchimes
  24010. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  24011. After Battle: You gain 84 Mana Points
  24012. You acquire an item: BACON
  24013. After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness
  24014. After Battle: You gain 50 Magicalness
  24015. After Battle: You gain 14 Cheek
  24016. 32 hippies defeated; 832 down, 168 left.
  24017. Keep your eyes open for the C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. Operative!
  24018. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  24019. > Turn(486): Starting with 53 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  24020. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  24021. > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 248.19349550499538
  24022. > HP: 372/372, MP: 434/652
  24023. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  24024. > ML: 31 control: 0
  24025. > Everything Looks Yellow: 57
  24026. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  24027.  
  24028. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  24029.  
  24030. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  24031. > Doing the wars.
  24032. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  24033. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  24034.  
  24035. [487] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  24036. Encounter: War Hippy Elder Shaman WITH BACON!!!
  24037. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  24038. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  24039. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  24040. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  24041. Round 2: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 10 attack power.
  24042. Round 2: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 9 defense.
  24043. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  24044. Round 3: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 23 attack power.
  24045. Round 3: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 18 defense.
  24046. Round 3: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 10 attack power.
  24047. Round 3: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 11 defense.
  24048. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  24049. Round 4: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 13 damage.
  24050. Round 4: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 9 attack power.
  24051. Round 4: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 9 defense.
  24052. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  24053. Round 5: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 13 damage.
  24054. Round 5: You gain 13 hit points
  24055. Round 5: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 9 attack power.
  24056. Round 5: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 10 defense.
  24057. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  24058. Round 6: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 8 attack power.
  24059. Round 6: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 6 defense.
  24060. Round 6: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 9 attack power.
  24061. Round 6: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 10 defense.
  24062. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  24063. Round 7: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 9 attack power.
  24064. Round 7: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 9 defense.
  24065. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  24066. Round 8: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 8 attack power.
  24067. Round 8: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 9 defense.
  24068. Round 8: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 8 damage.
  24069. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  24070. Round 9: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 124 damage.
  24071. Round 9: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 62 damage.
  24072. Round 9: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 10 attack power.
  24073. Round 9: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 8 defense.
  24074. Round 9: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 8 damage.
  24075. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  24076. After Battle: Tingteng spins and whirls in the breeze, like a spicy little dust devil.
  24077. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  24078. You acquire an item: Lockenstock&trade; sandals
  24079. You acquire an item: carbonated soy milk
  24080. You acquire an item: flowing hippy skirt
  24081. You acquire an item: funky dried mushroom
  24082. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  24083. After Battle: You gain 17 Muscleboundness
  24084. After Battle: You gain 52 Enchantedness
  24085. After Battle: You gain 14 Smarm
  24086. 32 hippies defeated; 864 down, 136 left.
  24087.  
  24088. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  24089. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  24090.  
  24091. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  24092. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  24093.  
  24094. cast 1 Astral Shell
  24095. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  24096.  
  24097. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  24098. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  24099.  
  24100. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  24101. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  24102.  
  24103. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  24104. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  24105. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  24106. > Turn(487): Starting with 52 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  24107. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  24108. > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 248.19349550499538
  24109. > HP: 372/372, MP: 385/652
  24110. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  24111. > ML: 31 control: 0
  24112. > Everything Looks Yellow: 56
  24113. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  24114.  
  24115. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  24116.  
  24117. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  24118. > Doing the wars.
  24119. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  24120. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  24121.  
  24122. [488] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  24123. Encounter: War Hippy Windtalker WITH SCIENCE!
  24124. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  24125. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  24126. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  24127. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  24128. Round 2: War Hippy Windtalker drops 8 attack power.
  24129. Round 2: War Hippy Windtalker drops 8 defense.
  24130. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  24131. Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker drops 21 attack power.
  24132. Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker drops 19 defense.
  24133. Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker drops 9 attack power.
  24134. Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker drops 9 defense.
  24135. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  24136. Round 4: War Hippy Windtalker takes 13 damage.
  24137. Round 4: War Hippy Windtalker drops 8 attack power.
  24138. Round 4: War Hippy Windtalker drops 8 defense.
  24139. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  24140. Round 5: War Hippy Windtalker takes 19 damage.
  24141. Round 5: You gain 19 hit points
  24142. Round 5: War Hippy Windtalker drops 9 attack power.
  24143. Round 5: War Hippy Windtalker drops 10 defense.
  24144. Round 5: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  24145. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  24146. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  24147. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  24148. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Most of the universe is made up of a substance called Ultramarine Matter!"
  24149. You acquire an item: BACON
  24150. After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness
  24151. After Battle: You gain 58 Magicalness
  24152. After Battle: You gain 14 Smarm
  24153. 32 hippies defeated; 896 down, 104 left.
  24154.  
  24155. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  24156. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  24157.  
  24158. cast 1 Scarysauce
  24159. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  24160. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  24161. > Turn(488): Starting with 51 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  24162. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  24163. > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 248.19349550499538
  24164. > HP: 372/372, MP: 375/652
  24165. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  24166. > ML: 31 control: 0
  24167. > Everything Looks Yellow: 55
  24168. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  24169.  
  24170. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  24171.  
  24172. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  24173. > Doing the wars.
  24174. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  24175. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  24176.  
  24177. [489] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  24178. Encounter: War Hippy Windtalker AND TESLA!
  24179. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  24180. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  24181. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  24182. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  24183. Round 2: War Hippy Windtalker drops 9 attack power.
  24184. Round 2: War Hippy Windtalker drops 9 defense.
  24185. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  24186. Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker drops 21 attack power.
  24187. Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker drops 19 defense.
  24188. Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker drops 8 attack power.
  24189. Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker drops 8 defense.
  24190. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  24191. Round 4: War Hippy Windtalker takes 13 damage.
  24192. Round 4: War Hippy Windtalker drops 11 attack power.
  24193. Round 4: War Hippy Windtalker drops 8 defense.
  24194. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  24195. Round 5: War Hippy Windtalker takes 20 damage.
  24196. Round 5: You gain 20 hit points
  24197. Round 5: War Hippy Windtalker drops 10 attack power.
  24198. Round 5: War Hippy Windtalker drops 9 defense.
  24199. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  24200. Round 6: War Hippy Windtalker drops 7 attack power.
  24201. Round 6: War Hippy Windtalker drops 6 defense.
  24202. Round 6: War Hippy Windtalker drops 9 attack power.
  24203. Round 6: War Hippy Windtalker drops 11 defense.
  24204. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  24205. Round 7: War Hippy Windtalker drops 9 attack power.
  24206. Round 7: War Hippy Windtalker drops 10 defense.
  24207. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  24208. Round 8: War Hippy Windtalker drops 9 attack power.
  24209. Round 8: War Hippy Windtalker drops 8 defense.
  24210. Round 8: War Hippy Windtalker takes 7 damage.
  24211. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  24212. Round 9: War Hippy Windtalker takes 124 damage.
  24213. Round 9: War Hippy Windtalker takes 62 damage.
  24214. Round 9: War Hippy Windtalker drops 8 attack power.
  24215. Round 9: War Hippy Windtalker drops 8 defense.
  24216. Round 9: War Hippy Windtalker takes 7 damage.
  24217. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  24218. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  24219. After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
  24220. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  24221. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  24222. You acquire an item: green clay bead
  24223. You acquire an item: communications windchimes
  24224. You acquire an item: communications windchimes
  24225. You acquire an item: communications windchimes
  24226. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  24227. After Battle: You gain 74 Mana Points
  24228. You acquire an item: BACON
  24229. After Battle: You gain 14 Strongness
  24230. After Battle: You gain 53 Magicalness
  24231. After Battle: You gain 10 Smarm
  24232. 32 hippies defeated; 928 down, 72 left.
  24233. Keep your eyes open for the Glass of Orange Juice!
  24234. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  24235. > Turn(489): Starting with 50 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  24236. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  24237. > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 248.19349550499538
  24238. > HP: 372/372, MP: 457/652
  24239. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  24240. > ML: 31 control: 0
  24241. > Everything Looks Yellow: 54
  24242. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  24243.  
  24244. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  24245.  
  24246. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  24247. > Doing the wars.
  24248. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  24249. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  24250.  
  24251. [490] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  24252. Encounter: Green Ops Soldier AND TESLA!
  24253. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  24254. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  24255. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  24256. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  24257. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier drops 10 attack power.
  24258. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier drops 9 defense.
  24259. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  24260. Round 3: Green Ops Soldier drops 23 attack power.
  24261. Round 3: Green Ops Soldier drops 21 defense.
  24262. Round 3: Green Ops Soldier drops 9 attack power.
  24263. Round 3: Green Ops Soldier drops 9 defense.
  24264. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  24265. Round 4: Green Ops Soldier takes 13 damage.
  24266. Round 4: Green Ops Soldier drops 10 attack power.
  24267. Round 4: Green Ops Soldier drops 10 defense.
  24268. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  24269. Round 5: Green Ops Soldier takes 23 damage.
  24270. Round 5: You gain 23 hit points
  24271. Round 5: Green Ops Soldier drops 9 attack power.
  24272. Round 5: Green Ops Soldier drops 8 defense.
  24273. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  24274. Round 6: Green Ops Soldier drops 8 attack power.
  24275. Round 6: Green Ops Soldier drops 7 defense.
  24276. Round 6: Green Ops Soldier drops 8 attack power.
  24277. Round 6: Green Ops Soldier drops 8 defense.
  24278. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  24279. Round 7: Green Ops Soldier drops 8 attack power.
  24280. Round 7: Green Ops Soldier drops 9 defense.
  24281. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  24282. Round 8: Green Ops Soldier drops 9 attack power.
  24283. Round 8: Green Ops Soldier drops 8 defense.
  24284. Round 8: Green Ops Soldier takes 7 damage.
  24285. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  24286. Round 9: Green Ops Soldier takes 124 damage.
  24287. Round 9: Green Ops Soldier takes 62 damage.
  24288. Round 9: Green Ops Soldier drops 10 attack power.
  24289. Round 9: Green Ops Soldier drops 9 defense.
  24290. Round 9: Green Ops Soldier takes 7 damage.
  24291. You acquire an effect: Light-Headed (1)
  24292. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  24293. Round 10: Green Ops Soldier takes 124 damage.
  24294. Round 10: Green Ops Soldier takes 62 damage.
  24295. Round 10: Green Ops Soldier drops 8 attack power.
  24296. Round 10: Green Ops Soldier drops 9 defense.
  24297. Round 10: Green Ops Soldier takes 7 damage.
  24298. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  24299. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  24300. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  24301. You acquire an item: green clay bead
  24302. You acquire an item: green smoke bomb
  24303. You acquire an item: round green sunglasses
  24304. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  24305. After Battle: You gain 95 Mana Points
  24306. You acquire an item: BACON
  24307. After Battle: You gain 16 Strongness
  24308. After Battle: You gain 48 Wizardliness
  24309. You gain a Mysticality point!
  24310. After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek
  24311. You gain a Moxie point!
  24312. 32 hippies defeated; 960 down, 40 left.
  24313.  
  24314. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  24315. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  24316.  
  24317. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  24318. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  24319.  
  24320. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  24321. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  24322. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  24323. > Turn(490): Starting with 49 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  24324. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  24325. > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 248.19349550499538
  24326. > HP: 372/372, MP: 521/656
  24327. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  24328. > ML: 31 control: 0
  24329. > Everything Looks Yellow: 53
  24330. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  24331.  
  24332. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  24333.  
  24334. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  24335. > Doing the wars.
  24336. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  24337. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  24338.  
  24339. [491] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  24340. Encounter: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge WITH SCIENCE!
  24341. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  24342. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  24343. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  24344. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  24345. Round 2: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 8 attack power.
  24346. Round 2: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 7 defense.
  24347. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  24348. Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 21 attack power.
  24349. Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 19 defense.
  24350. Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 attack power.
  24351. Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 10 defense.
  24352. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  24353. Round 4: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 7 damage.
  24354. Round 4: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 8 attack power.
  24355. Round 4: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 defense.
  24356. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  24357. Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 16 damage.
  24358. Round 5: You gain 16 hit points
  24359. Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 7 attack power.
  24360. Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 defense.
  24361. Round 5: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  24362. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  24363. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  24364. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  24365. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Centrifugal force doesn't really exist! It's actually resonant vibration!"
  24366. You acquire an item: BACON
  24367. After Battle: You gain 10 Strongness
  24368. You gain a Muscle point!
  24369. After Battle: You gain 45 Enchantedness
  24370. After Battle: You gain 18 Cheek
  24371. 32 hippies defeated; 992 down, 8 left.
  24372. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  24373. > Turn(491): Starting with 48 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  24374. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  24375. > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 248.19349550499538
  24376. > HP: 374/374, MP: 529/656
  24377. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  24378. > ML: 31 control: 0
  24379. > Everything Looks Yellow: 52
  24380. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  24381.  
  24382. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  24383.  
  24384. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  24385. > Doing the wars.
  24386. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  24387. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  24388.  
  24389. [492] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  24390. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner
  24391. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  24392. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  24393. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  24394. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  24395. Round 2: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 7 attack power.
  24396. Round 2: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 8 defense.
  24397. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  24398. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 22 attack power.
  24399. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 21 defense.
  24400. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 8 attack power.
  24401. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 8 defense.
  24402. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  24403. Round 4: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 13 damage.
  24404. Round 4: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 7 attack power.
  24405. Round 4: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 9 defense.
  24406. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  24407. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 22 damage.
  24408. Round 5: You gain 22 hit points
  24409. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 8 attack power.
  24410. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 11 defense.
  24411. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  24412. Round 6: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 8 attack power.
  24413. Round 6: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 7 defense.
  24414. Round 6: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 8 attack power.
  24415. Round 6: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 8 defense.
  24416. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  24417. Round 7: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 8 attack power.
  24418. Round 7: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 8 defense.
  24419. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  24420. Round 8: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 8 attack power.
  24421. Round 8: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 10 defense.
  24422. Round 8: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 6 damage.
  24423. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  24424. Round 9: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 124 damage.
  24425. Round 9: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 62 damage.
  24426. Round 9: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 8 attack power.
  24427. Round 9: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 11 defense.
  24428. Round 9: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 7 damage.
  24429. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  24430. Round 10: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 124 damage.
  24431. Round 10: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 62 damage.
  24432. Round 10: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 8 attack power.
  24433. Round 10: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 10 defense.
  24434. Round 10: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 7 damage.
  24435. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  24436. After Battle: Tingteng whirls around picking up items, like a little couscous tornado.
  24437. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  24438. You acquire an item: fire poi
  24439. After Battle: Isabella suddenly gets a wild look in its eyes. "I'm a' chargin' mah K'thatxae!" it shouts. "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
  24440. You acquire an item: BACON
  24441. After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness
  24442. After Battle: You gain 55 Wizardliness
  24443. After Battle: You gain 17 Sarcasm
  24444. 8 hippies defeated; 1000 down, 0 left.
  24445.  
  24446. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  24447. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  24448.  
  24449. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  24450. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  24451.  
  24452. cast 1 Astral Shell
  24453. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  24454.  
  24455. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  24456. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  24457.  
  24458. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  24459. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  24460.  
  24461. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  24462. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  24463.  
  24464. cast 1 Blubber Up
  24465. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  24466.  
  24467. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  24468. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  24469. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  24470. > Turn(492): Starting with 47 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  24471. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  24472. > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 248.19349550499538
  24473. > HP: 374/374, MP: 462/656
  24474. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  24475. > ML: 31 control: 0
  24476. > Everything Looks Yellow: 51
  24477. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  24478.  
  24479. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  24480.  
  24481. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  24482. > Getting dimes.
  24483. outfit War Hippy Fatigues
  24484.  
  24485. trading 1 PADL Phone for 2 dimes
  24486. You acquire 2 dimes
  24487. custom outfit Backup
  24488. > Getting quarters.
  24489. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  24490.  
  24491. trading 3 pink clay beads for 3 quarters
  24492. You acquire 3 quarters
  24493. custom outfit Backup
  24494. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  24495.  
  24496. trading 5 green clay beads for 25 quarters
  24497. You acquire 25 quarters
  24498. custom outfit Backup
  24499. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  24500.  
  24501. trading 11 sets of communications windchimes for 22 quarters
  24502. You acquire 22 quarters
  24503. custom outfit Backup
  24504. outfit War Hippy Fatigues
  24505.  
  24506. trading 2 dimes for 1 filthy poultice
  24507. You acquire an item: filthy poultice
  24508. custom outfit Backup
  24509. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  24510.  
  24511. trading 12 quarters for 6 gauze garters
  24512. You acquire gauze garter (6)
  24513. custom outfit Backup
  24514. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  24515.  
  24516. trading 35 quarters for 7 commemorative war steins
  24517. You acquire commemorative war stein (7)
  24518. custom outfit Backup
  24519. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  24520.  
  24521. trading 2 quarters for 1 gauze garter
  24522. You acquire an item: gauze garter
  24523. custom outfit Backup
  24524. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  24525.  
  24526. trading 1 quarter for 1 beer bomb
  24527. You acquire an item: beer bomb
  24528. custom outfit Backup
  24529. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  24530. > Let's fight the boss!
  24531.  
  24532. familiar Machine Elf (18 lbs)
  24533. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  24534. > About to start a combat indirectly at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)... (3) accesses required.
  24535.  
  24536. [493] Frat House
  24537. Encounter: The Big Wisniewski
  24538. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  24539. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  24540. Round 1: Alfie smiles and cheers, and your own voice, now his, speaks inside your head: "You can do this!"
  24541. You acquire an effect: Inner Elf (1)
  24542.  
  24543. [493] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  24544. Encounter: The Big Wisniewski
  24545. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  24546. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  24547. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  24548. Round 2: The Big Wisniewski drops 10 attack power.
  24549. Round 2: The Big Wisniewski drops 10 defense.
  24550. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  24551. Round 3: The Big Wisniewski drops 28 attack power.
  24552. Round 3: The Big Wisniewski drops 25 defense.
  24553. Round 3: The Big Wisniewski drops 9 attack power.
  24554. Round 3: The Big Wisniewski drops 10 defense.
  24555. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  24556. Round 4: The Big Wisniewski takes 22 damage.
  24557. Round 4: The Big Wisniewski drops 9 attack power.
  24558. Round 4: The Big Wisniewski drops 10 defense.
  24559. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  24560. Round 5: The Big Wisniewski takes 176 damage.
  24561. Round 5: You gain 176 hit points
  24562. Round 5: The Big Wisniewski drops 12 attack power.
  24563. Round 5: The Big Wisniewski drops 13 defense.
  24564. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  24565. Round 6: The Big Wisniewski drops 10 attack power.
  24566. Round 6: The Big Wisniewski drops 9 defense.
  24567. Round 6: The Big Wisniewski drops 9 attack power.
  24568. Round 6: The Big Wisniewski drops 10 defense.
  24569. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  24570. Round 7: The Big Wisniewski drops 9 attack power.
  24571. Round 7: The Big Wisniewski drops 10 defense.
  24572. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  24573. Round 8: The Big Wisniewski drops 12 attack power.
  24574. Round 8: The Big Wisniewski drops 10 defense.
  24575. Round 8: The Big Wisniewski takes 6 damage.
  24576. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  24577. Round 9: The Big Wisniewski takes 212 damage.
  24578. Round 9: The Big Wisniewski takes 106 damage.
  24579. Round 9: The Big Wisniewski drops 10 attack power.
  24580. Round 9: The Big Wisniewski drops 9 defense.
  24581. Round 9: The Big Wisniewski takes 8 damage.
  24582. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  24583. Round 10: The Big Wisniewski takes 212 damage.
  24584. Round 10: The Big Wisniewski takes 106 damage.
  24585. Round 10: The Big Wisniewski drops 11 attack power.
  24586. Round 10: The Big Wisniewski drops 11 defense.
  24587. Round 10: The Big Wisniewski takes 7 damage.
  24588. Round 10: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  24589. Round 11: The Big Wisniewski takes 212 damage.
  24590. Round 11: The Big Wisniewski takes 106 damage.
  24591. Round 11: The Big Wisniewski drops 12 attack power.
  24592. Round 11: The Big Wisniewski drops 11 defense.
  24593. Round 11: The Big Wisniewski takes 6 damage.
  24594. Round 11: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  24595. Round 12: The Big Wisniewski takes 212 damage.
  24596. Round 12: The Big Wisniewski takes 106 damage.
  24597. Round 12: The Big Wisniewski drops 10 attack power.
  24598. Round 12: The Big Wisniewski drops 11 defense.
  24599. Round 12: The Big Wisniewski takes 6 damage.
  24600. Round 12: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  24601. Round 13: The Big Wisniewski takes 212 damage.
  24602. Round 13: The Big Wisniewski takes 106 damage.
  24603. Round 13: The Big Wisniewski drops 12 attack power.
  24604. Round 13: The Big Wisniewski drops 9 defense.
  24605. Round 13: The Big Wisniewski takes 6 damage.
  24606. Round 13: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  24607. Round 14: The Big Wisniewski takes 212 damage.
  24608. Round 14: The Big Wisniewski takes 106 damage.
  24609. Round 14: The Big Wisniewski drops 11 attack power.
  24610. Round 14: The Big Wisniewski drops 11 defense.
  24611. Round 14: The Big Wisniewski takes 6 damage.
  24612. Round 14: Arbos wins the fight!
  24613. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  24614. After Battle: Tingteng pirouettes in the air, searching for scattered items. Maybe he was a pierougi in a past life.
  24615. You acquire an item: solid gold bowling ball
  24616. After Battle: Your dreams thrums with increased acuity.
  24617. After Battle: You gain 14 Magicalness
  24618. After Battle: You gain 71 Muscleboundness
  24619. After Battle: You gain 226 Wizardliness
  24620. You gain a Mysticality point!
  24621. After Battle: You gain 62 Cheek
  24622. War finished: hippies defeated
  24623.  
  24624. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  24625. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  24626.  
  24627. cast 1 Scarysauce
  24628. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  24629. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  24630. You acquire an item: Iron Beta of Industry
  24631. > Turn(493): Starting with 46 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  24632. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.090350877192982
  24633. > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 158.0
  24634. > HP: 374/374, MP: 435/659
  24635. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  24636. > ML: 31 control: 0
  24637. > Everything Looks Yellow: 50
  24638. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  24639.  
  24640. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  24641.  
  24642. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  24643.  
  24644. autosell: 1 beer bomb
  24645. You gain 150 Meat
  24646. > Getting white pixels: Have 0
  24647.  
  24648. equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
  24649.  
  24650. familiar Intergnat (34 lbs)
  24651. > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
  24652.  
  24653. [494] 8-Bit Realm
  24654. Encounter: Goomba AND TESLA!
  24655. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  24656. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  24657. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  24658. Round 2: Goomba drops 6 attack power.
  24659. Round 2: Goomba drops 5 defense.
  24660. Round 2: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  24661. Round 3: Goomba takes 9 damage.
  24662. Round 3: You gain 9 hit points
  24663. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  24664. Round 4: Goomba drops 2 attack power.
  24665. Round 4: Goomba drops 2 defense.
  24666. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  24667. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  24668. Round 6: Goomba takes 10 damage.
  24669. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  24670. Round 7: Goomba takes 62 damage.
  24671. Round 7: Goomba takes 62 damage.
  24672. Round 7: Goomba takes 11 damage.
  24673. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  24674. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  24675. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  24676. You acquire an item: red pixel
  24677. You acquire an item: white pixel
  24678. You acquire an item: black pixel
  24679. You acquire an item: dusty barrel
  24680. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  24681. After Battle: You gain 74 Mana Points
  24682. You acquire an item: BACON
  24683. After Battle: You gain 3 Muscleboundness
  24684. After Battle: You gain 16 Wizardliness
  24685. After Battle: You gain 3 Chutzpah
  24686.  
  24687. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  24688. You gain 5 hit points
  24689. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  24690. > Turn(494): Starting with 45 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  24691. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 10.001041666666667
  24692. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 248.19349550499538
  24693. > HP: 399/399, MP: 499/684
  24694. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  24695. > ML: 31 control: 0
  24696. > Everything Looks Yellow: 49
  24697. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  24698.  
  24699. smash dusty barrel
  24700. You acquire an item: banana
  24701.  
  24702. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  24703. > Getting white pixels: Have 1
  24704.  
  24705. equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
  24706. > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
  24707.  
  24708. [495] 8-Bit Realm
  24709. Encounter: Bullet Bill NAMED NEIL
  24710. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  24711. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  24712. > Looking at banishAction: skill Asdon Martin: Spring-Loaded Front Bumper
  24713. Round 1: Arbos casts ASDON MARTIN: SPRING-LOADED FRONT BUMPER!
  24714. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  24715. > Turn(494): Starting with 45 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  24716. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 10.001041666666667
  24717. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 248.19349550499538
  24718. > HP: 399/399, MP: 499/684
  24719. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  24720. > ML: 31 control: 0
  24721. > Everything Looks Yellow: 49
  24722. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  24723.  
  24724. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  24725.  
  24726. Converting 3 insanely spicy bean burritos into Fuel
  24727. > Compressed 3 insanely spicy bean burrito into sheep, I mean fuel: 4 --> 36
  24728.  
  24729. Converting insanely spicy jumping bean burrito into Fuel
  24730. > Compressed 1 insanely spicy jumping bean burrito into sheep, I mean fuel: 36 --> 45
  24731. > Getting white pixels: Have 1
  24732.  
  24733. equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
  24734. > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
  24735.  
  24736. [495] 8-Bit Realm
  24737. Encounter: Koopa Troopa WITH SCIENCE!
  24738. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  24739. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  24740. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  24741. Round 2: Koopa Troopa drops 5 attack power.
  24742. Round 2: Koopa Troopa drops 5 defense.
  24743. Round 2: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  24744. Round 3: Koopa Troopa takes 8 damage.
  24745. Round 3: You gain 8 hit points
  24746. Round 3: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  24747. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  24748. Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
  24749. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  24750. After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah
  24751. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  24752. You acquire an item: dusty barrel
  24753. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: The eighth state of matter is coal!"
  24754. You acquire an item: BACON
  24755. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscleboundness
  24756. After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
  24757. After Battle: You gain 4 Roguishness
  24758.  
  24759. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  24760. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  24761.  
  24762. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  24763. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  24764.  
  24765. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  24766. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  24767.  
  24768. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  24769. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  24770.  
  24771. cast 1 Disco Fever
  24772. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  24773. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  24774. > Turn(495): Starting with 44 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  24775. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 9.980952380952381
  24776. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 218.19349550499538
  24777. > HP: 399/399, MP: 465/684
  24778. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  24779. > ML: 31 control: 0
  24780. > Everything Looks Yellow: 48
  24781. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  24782.  
  24783. smash dusty barrel
  24784. You acquire an item: spicy enchanted bean burrito
  24785.  
  24786. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  24787.  
  24788. Converting spicy enchanted bean burrito into Fuel
  24789. > Compressed 1 spicy enchanted bean burrito into sheep, I mean fuel: 45 --> 56
  24790. > Getting white pixels: Have 1
  24791.  
  24792. equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
  24793. > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
  24794.  
  24795. [496] 8-Bit Realm
  24796. Encounter: Zol AND TESLA!
  24797. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  24798. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  24799. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  24800. Round 2: Zol drops 6 attack power.
  24801. Round 2: Zol drops 6 defense.
  24802. Round 2: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  24803. Round 3: Zol takes 9 damage.
  24804. Round 3: You gain 9 hit points
  24805. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  24806. Round 4: Zol drops 2 attack power.
  24807. Round 4: Zol drops 2 defense.
  24808. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  24809. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  24810. Round 6: Zol takes 12 damage.
  24811. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  24812. Round 7: Zol takes 62 damage.
  24813. Round 7: Zol takes 62 damage.
  24814. Round 7: Zol takes 12 damage.
  24815. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  24816. After Battle: Tingteng spins and whirls in the breeze, like a spicy little dust devil.
  24817. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  24818. You acquire an item: green pixel
  24819. You acquire an item: green pixel
  24820. You acquire an item: green pixel
  24821. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  24822. After Battle: You gain 63 Mana Points
  24823. You acquire an item: BACON
  24824. After Battle: You gain 3 Strengthliness
  24825. After Battle: You gain 18 Magicalness
  24826. After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek
  24827. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  24828. > Turn(496): Starting with 43 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  24829. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 9.980952380952381
  24830. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 218.19349550499538
  24831. > HP: 333/333, MP: 506/506
  24832. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  24833. > ML: 31 control: 0
  24834. > Everything Looks Yellow: 47
  24835. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  24836.  
  24837. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  24838. > Getting white pixels: Have 1
  24839.  
  24840. equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
  24841. > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
  24842.  
  24843. [497] 8-Bit Realm
  24844. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Tektite
  24845. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  24846. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  24847. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  24848. Round 2: Tektite drops 6 attack power.
  24849. Round 2: Tektite drops 5 defense.
  24850. Round 2: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  24851. Round 3: Tektite takes 8 damage.
  24852. Round 3: You gain 8 hit points
  24853. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  24854. Round 4: Tektite drops 2 attack power.
  24855. Round 4: Tektite drops 2 defense.
  24856. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  24857. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  24858. Round 6: Tektite takes 12 damage.
  24859. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  24860. Round 7: Tektite takes 62 damage.
  24861. Round 7: Tektite takes 62 damage.
  24862. Round 7: Tektite takes 11 damage.
  24863. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  24864. After Battle: Tingteng whirls around picking up items, like a little couscous tornado.
  24865. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  24866. You acquire an item: blue pixel
  24867. You acquire an item: white pixel
  24868. You acquire an item: black pixel
  24869. After Battle: Isabella suddenly starts twitching spasmodically and shouts "I made you a Neil but I eated it!"
  24870. You acquire an item: BACON
  24871. After Battle: You gain 7 Beefiness
  24872. After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness
  24873. After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
  24874.  
  24875. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  24876. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  24877.  
  24878. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  24879. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  24880.  
  24881. cast 1 Astral Shell
  24882. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  24883.  
  24884. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  24885. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  24886.  
  24887. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  24888. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  24889.  
  24890. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  24891. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  24892.  
  24893. cast 5 Sauce Contemplation
  24894. You acquire an effect: Saucemastery (25)
  24895. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  24896. > Turn(497): Starting with 42 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  24897. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 9.980952380952381
  24898. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 218.19349550499538
  24899. > HP: 333/333, MP: 446/506
  24900. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  24901. > ML: 31 control: 0
  24902. > Everything Looks Yellow: 46
  24903. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  24904.  
  24905. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  24906.  
  24907. Trade 1 red pixel, 1 green pixel, 1 blue pixel
  24908. You acquire an item: white pixel
  24909. > Getting white pixels: Have 3
  24910.  
  24911. equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
  24912. > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
  24913.  
  24914. [498] 8-Bit Realm
  24915. Encounter: Octorok WITH SCIENCE!
  24916. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  24917. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  24918. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  24919. Round 2: Octorok drops 6 attack power.
  24920. Round 2: Octorok drops 6 defense.
  24921. Round 2: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  24922. Round 3: Octorok takes 8 damage.
  24923. Round 3: You gain 8 hit points
  24924. Round 3: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  24925. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  24926. Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
  24927. After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
  24928. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscleboundness
  24929. After Battle: Tingteng looks more powerful...
  24930. After Battle: Tingteng pirouettes in the air, searching for scattered items. Maybe he was a pierougi in a past life.
  24931. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Centrifugal force doesn't really exist! It's actually quantum weight!"
  24932. You acquire an item: BACON
  24933. After Battle: You gain 3 Muscleboundness
  24934. After Battle: You gain 21 Mysteriousness
  24935. After Battle: You gain 2 Chutzpah
  24936.  
  24937. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  24938. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  24939.  
  24940. cast 1 Scarysauce
  24941. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  24942. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  24943. > Turn(498): Starting with 41 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  24944. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 9.980952380952381
  24945. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 219.19349550499538
  24946. > HP: 333/333, MP: 444/506
  24947. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  24948. > ML: 31 control: 0
  24949. > Everything Looks Yellow: 45
  24950. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  24951.  
  24952. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  24953. > Getting white pixels: Have 3
  24954.  
  24955. equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
  24956. > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
  24957.  
  24958. [499] 8-Bit Realm
  24959. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Goomba
  24960. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  24961. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  24962. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  24963. Round 2: Goomba drops 6 attack power.
  24964. Round 2: Goomba drops 5 defense.
  24965. Round 2: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  24966. Round 3: Goomba takes 8 damage.
  24967. Round 3: You gain 8 hit points
  24968. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  24969. Round 4: Goomba drops 2 attack power.
  24970. Round 4: Goomba drops 2 defense.
  24971. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  24972. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  24973. Round 6: Goomba takes 11 damage.
  24974. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  24975. Round 7: Goomba takes 62 damage.
  24976. Round 7: Goomba takes 62 damage.
  24977. Round 7: Goomba takes 12 damage.
  24978. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  24979. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  24980. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  24981. You acquire an item: red pixel
  24982. You acquire an item: white pixel
  24983. You acquire an item: black pixel
  24984. After Battle: Isabella suddenly starts twitching spasmodically and shouts "I made you a K'thatxae but I eated it!"
  24985. You acquire an item: BACON
  24986. After Battle: You gain 5 Strengthliness
  24987. After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness
  24988. After Battle: You gain 5 Roguishness
  24989. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  24990. > Turn(499): Starting with 40 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  24991. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 9.980952380952381
  24992. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 219.19349550499538
  24993. > HP: 333/333, MP: 453/506
  24994. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  24995. > ML: 31 control: 0
  24996. > Everything Looks Yellow: 44
  24997. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  24998.  
  24999. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  25000. > Getting white pixels: Have 4
  25001.  
  25002. equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
  25003. > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
  25004.  
  25005. [500] 8-Bit Realm
  25006. Encounter: Dog Needs Food Badly
  25007. You acquire white pixel (3)
  25008. You acquire an item: green pixel
  25009. You acquire an item: blue pixel
  25010. You acquire an item: blue pixel
  25011. You acquire an item: red pixel
  25012. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  25013. > Turn(499): Starting with 40 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  25014. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 9.980952380952381
  25015. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 219.19349550499538
  25016. > HP: 333/333, MP: 453/506
  25017. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  25018. > ML: 31 control: 0
  25019. > Everything Looks Yellow: 44
  25020. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  25021.  
  25022. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  25023.  
  25024. Trade 1 red pixel, 1 green pixel, 1 blue pixel
  25025. You acquire an item: white pixel
  25026.  
  25027. Trade 1 red pixel, 1 green pixel, 1 blue pixel
  25028. You acquire an item: white pixel
  25029. > Getting white pixels: Have 9
  25030.  
  25031. equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
  25032. > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
  25033.  
  25034. [500] 8-Bit Realm
  25035. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Keese
  25036. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  25037. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  25038. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  25039. Round 2: Keese drops 6 attack power.
  25040. Round 2: Keese drops 6 defense.
  25041. Round 2: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  25042. Round 3: Keese takes 8 damage.
  25043. Round 3: You gain 8 hit points
  25044. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  25045. Round 4: Keese drops 2 attack power.
  25046. Round 4: Keese drops 2 defense.
  25047. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  25048. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  25049. Round 6: Keese takes 10 damage.
  25050. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  25051. Round 7: Keese takes 62 damage.
  25052. Round 7: Keese takes 62 damage.
  25053. Round 7: Keese takes 12 damage.
  25054. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  25055. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  25056. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  25057. You acquire an item: blue pixel
  25058. You acquire an item: blue pixel
  25059. You acquire an item: blue pixel
  25060. You acquire an item: dusty barrel
  25061. After Battle: Isabella freaks out and starts babbling "I used to be a K'thatxae but then I took an arrow to the knee..."
  25062. You acquire an item: BACON
  25063. After Battle: You gain 3 Beefiness
  25064. After Battle: You gain 16 Wizardliness
  25065. After Battle: You gain 5 Smarm
  25066.  
  25067. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  25068. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  25069.  
  25070. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  25071. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  25072.  
  25073. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  25074. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  25075.  
  25076. cast 5 Manicotti Meditation
  25077. You acquire an effect: Pasta Oneness (25)
  25078. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  25079. > Turn(500): Starting with 39 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  25080. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 9.980952380952381
  25081. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 219.19349550499538
  25082. > HP: 333/333, MP: 422/506
  25083. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  25084. > ML: 31 control: 0
  25085. > Everything Looks Yellow: 43
  25086. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  25087.  
  25088. smash dusty barrel
  25089. You acquire an item: spicy jumping bean burrito
  25090.  
  25091. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  25092.  
  25093. autosell: 1 spicy jumping bean burrito
  25094. You gain 60 Meat
  25095. > Getting white pixels: Have 9
  25096.  
  25097. equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
  25098. > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
  25099.  
  25100. [501] 8-Bit Realm
  25101. Encounter: Blooper WITH SCIENCE!
  25102. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  25103. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  25104. Round 1: Arbos casts TRANSCENDENT OLFACTION!
  25105. You acquire an effect: On the Trail (40)
  25106. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  25107. Round 3: Blooper drops 6 attack power.
  25108. Round 3: Blooper drops 6 defense.
  25109. Round 3: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  25110. Round 4: Blooper takes 8 damage.
  25111. Round 4: You gain 8 hit points
  25112. Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  25113. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  25114. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  25115. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  25116. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: The first state of matter is hope!"
  25117. You acquire an item: BACON
  25118. After Battle: You gain 7 Muscleboundness
  25119. After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
  25120. After Battle: You gain 7 Cheek
  25121. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  25122. > Turn(501): Starting with 38 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  25123. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 10.029166666666669
  25124. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 219.19349550499538
  25125. > HP: 333/333, MP: 397/506
  25126. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  25127. > ML: 31 control: 0
  25128. > Everything Looks Yellow: 42
  25129. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  25130.  
  25131. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  25132. > Getting white pixels: Have 9
  25133.  
  25134. equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
  25135. > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
  25136.  
  25137. [502] 8-Bit Realm
  25138. Encounter: Blooper WITH SCIENCE!
  25139. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  25140. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  25141. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  25142. Round 2: Blooper drops 6 attack power.
  25143. Round 2: Blooper drops 6 defense.
  25144. Round 2: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  25145. Round 3: Blooper takes 8 damage.
  25146. Round 3: You gain 8 hit points
  25147. Round 3: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  25148. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  25149. Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
  25150. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  25151. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Wallace's Twenty-fourth Law of Molecular melody says any two objects exert accelerated friendliness on each other, regardless of their acceleration!"
  25152. You acquire an item: BACON
  25153. After Battle: You gain 5 Strongness
  25154. After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness
  25155. After Battle: You gain 6 Smarm
  25156.  
  25157. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  25158. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  25159.  
  25160. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  25161. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  25162.  
  25163. cast 1 Astral Shell
  25164. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  25165.  
  25166. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  25167. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  25168.  
  25169. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  25170. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  25171.  
  25172. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  25173. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  25174.  
  25175. cast 1 Blubber Up
  25176. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  25177.  
  25178. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  25179. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  25180. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  25181. > Turn(502): Starting with 37 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  25182. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 10.029166666666669
  25183. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 219.19349550499538
  25184. > HP: 333/333, MP: 342/506
  25185. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  25186. > ML: 31 control: 0
  25187. > Everything Looks Yellow: 41
  25188. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  25189.  
  25190. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  25191. > Getting white pixels: Have 9
  25192.  
  25193. equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
  25194. > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
  25195.  
  25196. [503] 8-Bit Realm
  25197. Encounter: Blooper WITH SCIENCE!
  25198. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  25199. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  25200. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  25201. Round 2: Blooper drops 6 attack power.
  25202. Round 2: Blooper drops 6 defense.
  25203. Round 2: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  25204. Round 3: Blooper takes 8 damage.
  25205. Round 3: You gain 8 hit points
  25206. Round 3: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  25207. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  25208. Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
  25209. After Battle: Tingteng spins and whirls in the breeze, like a spicy little dust devil.
  25210. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Simon's Twenty-fifth Law of Mysteries says an object on fire tends to stay on fire!"
  25211. You acquire an item: BACON
  25212. After Battle: You gain 10 Strongness
  25213. After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
  25214. After Battle: You gain 3 Sarcasm
  25215.  
  25216. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  25217. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  25218.  
  25219. cast 1 Scarysauce
  25220. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  25221. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  25222. > Turn(503): Starting with 36 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  25223. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 10.029166666666669
  25224. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 219.19349550499538
  25225. > HP: 333/333, MP: 335/506
  25226. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  25227. > ML: 31 control: 0
  25228. > Everything Looks Yellow: 40
  25229. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  25230.  
  25231. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  25232. > Getting white pixels: Have 9
  25233.  
  25234. equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
  25235. > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
  25236.  
  25237. [504] 8-Bit Realm
  25238. Encounter: Blooper WITH BACON!!!
  25239. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  25240. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  25241. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  25242. Round 2: Blooper drops 6 attack power.
  25243. Round 2: Blooper drops 6 defense.
  25244. Round 2: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  25245. Round 3: Blooper takes 8 damage.
  25246. Round 3: You gain 8 hit points
  25247. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  25248. Round 4: Blooper drops 2 attack power.
  25249. Round 4: Blooper drops 2 defense.
  25250. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  25251. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  25252. Round 6: Blooper takes 10 damage.
  25253. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  25254. Round 7: Blooper takes 124 damage.
  25255. Round 7: Blooper takes 62 damage.
  25256. Round 7: Blooper takes 10 damage.
  25257. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  25258. After Battle: Tingteng spins and whirls in the breeze, like a spicy little dust devil.
  25259. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  25260. You acquire an item: white pixel
  25261. You acquire an item: white pixel
  25262. You acquire an item: white pixel
  25263. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  25264. After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
  25265. After Battle: You gain 13 Magicalness
  25266. After Battle: You gain 3 Sarcasm
  25267. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  25268. > Turn(504): Starting with 35 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  25269. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 10.029166666666669
  25270. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 219.19349550499538
  25271. > HP: 333/333, MP: 347/506
  25272. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  25273. > ML: 31 control: 0
  25274. > Everything Looks Yellow: 39
  25275. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  25276.  
  25277. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  25278. > Getting white pixels: Have 12
  25279.  
  25280. equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
  25281. > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
  25282.  
  25283. [505] 8-Bit Realm
  25284. Encounter: Octorok AND TESLA!
  25285. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  25286. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  25287. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  25288. Round 2: Octorok drops 6 attack power.
  25289. Round 2: Octorok drops 6 defense.
  25290. Round 2: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  25291. Round 3: Octorok takes 9 damage.
  25292. Round 3: You gain 9 hit points
  25293. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  25294. Round 4: Octorok drops 2 attack power.
  25295. Round 4: Octorok drops 2 defense.
  25296. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  25297. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  25298. Round 6: Octorok takes 10 damage.
  25299. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  25300. Round 7: Octorok takes 62 damage.
  25301. Round 7: Octorok takes 62 damage.
  25302. Round 7: Octorok takes 12 damage.
  25303. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  25304. After Battle: Tingteng spins and whirls in the breeze, like a spicy little dust devil.
  25305. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  25306. You acquire an item: red pixel
  25307. You acquire an item: red pixel
  25308. You acquire an item: red pixel
  25309. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  25310. After Battle: You gain 57 Mana Points
  25311. You acquire an item: BACON
  25312. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscleboundness
  25313. After Battle: You gain 16 Magicalness
  25314. After Battle: You gain 4 Roguishness
  25315.  
  25316. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  25317. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  25318.  
  25319. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  25320. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  25321.  
  25322. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  25323. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  25324.  
  25325. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  25326. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  25327.  
  25328. cast 1 Disco Fever
  25329. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  25330. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  25331. > Turn(505): Starting with 34 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  25332. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 10.029166666666669
  25333. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 219.19349550499538
  25334. > HP: 333/333, MP: 366/506
  25335. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  25336. > ML: 31 control: 0
  25337. > Everything Looks Yellow: 38
  25338. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  25339.  
  25340. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  25341.  
  25342. Trade 1 red pixel, 1 green pixel, 1 blue pixel
  25343. You acquire an item: white pixel
  25344. > Getting white pixels: Have 13
  25345.  
  25346. equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
  25347. > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
  25348.  
  25349. [506] 8-Bit Realm
  25350. Encounter: Keese WITH BACON!!!
  25351. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  25352. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  25353. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  25354. Round 2: Keese drops 6 attack power.
  25355. Round 2: Keese drops 6 defense.
  25356. Round 2: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  25357. Round 3: Keese takes 8 damage.
  25358. Round 3: You gain 8 hit points
  25359. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  25360. Round 4: Keese drops 2 attack power.
  25361. Round 4: Keese drops 2 defense.
  25362. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  25363. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  25364. Round 6: Keese takes 10 damage.
  25365. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  25366. Round 7: Keese takes 62 damage.
  25367. Round 7: Keese takes 62 damage.
  25368. Round 7: Keese takes 12 damage.
  25369. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  25370. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  25371. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  25372. You acquire an item: blue pixel
  25373. You acquire an item: blue pixel
  25374. You acquire an item: blue pixel
  25375. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  25376. After Battle: You gain 3 Strongness
  25377. After Battle: You gain 13 Mysteriousness
  25378. After Battle: You gain 7 Cheek
  25379. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  25380. > Turn(506): Starting with 33 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  25381. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 10.029166666666669
  25382. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 219.19349550499538
  25383. > HP: 333/333, MP: 379/506
  25384. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  25385. > ML: 31 control: 0
  25386. > Everything Looks Yellow: 37
  25387. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  25388.  
  25389. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  25390. > Getting white pixels: Have 13
  25391.  
  25392. equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
  25393. > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
  25394.  
  25395. [507] 8-Bit Realm
  25396. Encounter: Blooper AND TESLA!
  25397. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  25398. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  25399. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  25400. Round 2: Blooper drops 6 attack power.
  25401. Round 2: Blooper drops 6 defense.
  25402. Round 2: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  25403. Round 3: Blooper takes 8 damage.
  25404. Round 3: You gain 8 hit points
  25405. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  25406. Round 4: Blooper drops 2 attack power.
  25407. Round 4: Blooper drops 2 defense.
  25408. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  25409. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  25410. Round 6: Blooper takes 10 damage.
  25411. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  25412. Round 7: Blooper takes 62 damage.
  25413. Round 7: Blooper takes 62 damage.
  25414. Round 7: Blooper takes 10 damage.
  25415. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  25416. After Battle: Tingteng whirls around picking up items, like a little couscous tornado.
  25417. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  25418. You acquire an item: white pixel
  25419. You acquire an item: white pixel
  25420. You acquire an item: white pixel
  25421. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  25422. After Battle: You gain 64 Mana Points
  25423. You acquire an item: BACON
  25424. After Battle: You gain 2 Beefiness
  25425. After Battle: You gain 16 Wizardliness
  25426. After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
  25427.  
  25428. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  25429. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  25430.  
  25431. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  25432. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  25433.  
  25434. cast 1 Astral Shell
  25435. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  25436.  
  25437. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  25438. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  25439.  
  25440. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  25441. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  25442.  
  25443. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  25444. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  25445. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  25446. > Turn(507): Starting with 32 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  25447. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 10.029166666666669
  25448. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 219.19349550499538
  25449. > HP: 333/333, MP: 398/506
  25450. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  25451. > ML: 31 control: 0
  25452. > Everything Looks Yellow: 36
  25453. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  25454.  
  25455. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  25456. > Getting white pixels: Have 16
  25457.  
  25458. equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
  25459. > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
  25460.  
  25461. [508] 8-Bit Realm
  25462. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Koopa Troopa
  25463. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  25464. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  25465. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  25466. Round 2: Koopa Troopa drops 6 attack power.
  25467. Round 2: Koopa Troopa drops 5 defense.
  25468. Round 2: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  25469. Round 3: Koopa Troopa takes 8 damage.
  25470. Round 3: You gain 8 hit points
  25471. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  25472. Round 4: Koopa Troopa drops 2 attack power.
  25473. Round 4: Koopa Troopa drops 2 defense.
  25474. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  25475. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  25476. Round 6: Koopa Troopa takes 11 damage.
  25477. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  25478. Round 7: Koopa Troopa takes 62 damage.
  25479. Round 7: Koopa Troopa takes 62 damage.
  25480. Round 7: Koopa Troopa takes 12 damage.
  25481. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  25482. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  25483. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  25484. You acquire an item: green pixel
  25485. You acquire an item: white pixel
  25486. You acquire an item: black pixel
  25487. After Battle: Isabella suddenly starts twitching spasmodically and shouts "I made you a K'thatxae but I eated it!"
  25488. You acquire an item: BACON
  25489. After Battle: You gain 3 Strengthliness
  25490. After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
  25491. After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
  25492.  
  25493. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  25494. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  25495.  
  25496. cast 1 Scarysauce
  25497. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  25498. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  25499. > Turn(508): Starting with 31 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  25500. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 10.029166666666669
  25501. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 219.19349550499538
  25502. > HP: 333/333, MP: 391/506
  25503. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  25504. > ML: 31 control: 0
  25505. > Everything Looks Yellow: 35
  25506. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  25507.  
  25508. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  25509.  
  25510. Trade 1 red pixel, 1 green pixel, 1 blue pixel
  25511. You acquire an item: white pixel
  25512. > Getting white pixels: Have 18
  25513.  
  25514. equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
  25515. > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
  25516.  
  25517. [509] 8-Bit Realm
  25518. Encounter: Goomba AND TESLA!
  25519. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  25520. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  25521. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  25522. Round 2: Goomba drops 5 attack power.
  25523. Round 2: Goomba drops 5 defense.
  25524. Round 2: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  25525. Round 3: Goomba takes 9 damage.
  25526. Round 3: You gain 9 hit points
  25527. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  25528. Round 4: Goomba drops 2 attack power.
  25529. Round 4: Goomba drops 2 defense.
  25530. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  25531. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  25532. Round 6: Goomba takes 10 damage.
  25533. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  25534. Round 7: Goomba takes 62 damage.
  25535. Round 7: Goomba takes 62 damage.
  25536. Round 7: Goomba takes 9 damage.
  25537. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  25538. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  25539. After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness
  25540. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  25541. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  25542. You acquire an item: red pixel
  25543. You acquire an item: white pixel
  25544. You acquire an item: black pixel
  25545. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  25546. After Battle: You gain 75 Mana Points
  25547. You acquire an item: BACON
  25548. After Battle: You gain 3 Strengthliness
  25549. After Battle: You gain 12 Enchantedness
  25550. After Battle: You gain 5 Smarm
  25551. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  25552. > Turn(509): Starting with 30 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  25553. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 10.029166666666669
  25554. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 219.19349550499538
  25555. > HP: 333/333, MP: 474/506
  25556. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  25557. > ML: 31 control: 0
  25558. > Everything Looks Yellow: 34
  25559. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  25560.  
  25561. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  25562. > Getting white pixels: Have 19
  25563.  
  25564. equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
  25565. > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
  25566.  
  25567. [510] 8-Bit Realm
  25568. Encounter: Zol NAMED NEIL
  25569. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  25570. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  25571. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  25572. Round 2: Zol drops 6 attack power.
  25573. Round 2: Zol drops 6 defense.
  25574. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 28 damage.
  25575. Round 2: Zol takes 28 damage.
  25576. Round 2: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  25577. Round 3: Zol takes 8 damage.
  25578. Round 3: You gain 8 hit points
  25579. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 27 damage.
  25580. Round 3: Zol takes 27 damage.
  25581. Round 3: Arbos wins the fight!
  25582. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  25583. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  25584. You acquire an item: green pixel
  25585. You acquire an item: green pixel
  25586. You acquire an item: green pixel
  25587. You acquire an item: BACON
  25588. After Battle: You gain 5 Fortitude
  25589. After Battle: You gain 16 Enchantedness
  25590. After Battle: You gain 3 Smarm
  25591.  
  25592. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  25593. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  25594.  
  25595. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  25596. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  25597.  
  25598. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  25599. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  25600. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  25601. > Turn(510): Starting with 29 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  25602. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 10.029166666666669
  25603. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 219.19349550499538
  25604. > HP: 333/333, MP: 450/506
  25605. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  25606. > ML: 31 control: 0
  25607. > Everything Looks Yellow: 33
  25608. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  25609.  
  25610. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  25611.  
  25612. Trade 1 red pixel, 1 green pixel, 1 blue pixel
  25613. You acquire an item: white pixel
  25614.  
  25615. Trade 1 red pixel, 1 green pixel, 1 blue pixel
  25616. You acquire an item: white pixel
  25617. > Getting white pixels: Have 21
  25618.  
  25619. equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
  25620. > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
  25621.  
  25622. [511] 8-Bit Realm
  25623. Encounter: Blooper WITH SCIENCE!
  25624. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  25625. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  25626. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  25627. Round 2: Blooper drops 6 attack power.
  25628. Round 2: Blooper drops 6 defense.
  25629. Round 2: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  25630. Round 3: Blooper takes 9 damage.
  25631. Round 3: You gain 9 hit points
  25632. Round 3: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  25633. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  25634. Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
  25635. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  25636. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Smith's Seventh Law of Molecular tenure says the force acting on an object is equal to the tenure of the object times its gravity!"
  25637. You acquire an item: BACON
  25638. After Battle: You gain 4 Fortitude
  25639. After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
  25640. After Battle: You gain 5 Smarm
  25641. You gain a Moxie point!
  25642. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  25643. > Turn(511): Starting with 28 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  25644. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 10.029166666666669
  25645. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 219.19349550499538
  25646. > HP: 333/333, MP: 462/506
  25647. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  25648. > ML: 31 control: 0
  25649. > Everything Looks Yellow: 32
  25650. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  25651.  
  25652. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  25653. > Getting white pixels: Have 21
  25654.  
  25655. equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
  25656. > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
  25657.  
  25658. [512] 8-Bit Realm
  25659. Encounter: Blooper WITH BACON!!!
  25660. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  25661. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  25662. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  25663. Round 2: Blooper drops 6 attack power.
  25664. Round 2: Blooper drops 6 defense.
  25665. Round 2: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  25666. Round 3: Blooper takes 8 damage.
  25667. Round 3: You gain 8 hit points
  25668. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  25669. Round 4: Blooper drops 2 attack power.
  25670. Round 4: Blooper drops 2 defense.
  25671. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  25672. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  25673. Round 6: Blooper takes 9 damage.
  25674. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  25675. Round 7: Blooper takes 62 damage.
  25676. Round 7: Blooper takes 62 damage.
  25677. Round 7: Blooper takes 8 damage.
  25678. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  25679. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  25680. After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
  25681. Your familiar gains a pound: Isabella, the 20 lb. Intergnat
  25682. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  25683. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  25684. You acquire an item: white pixel
  25685. You acquire an item: white pixel
  25686. You acquire an item: white pixel
  25687. You acquire an item: dusty barrel
  25688. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  25689. After Battle: You gain 2 Strengthliness
  25690. After Battle: You gain 18 Wizardliness
  25691. After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
  25692.  
  25693. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  25694. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  25695.  
  25696. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  25697. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  25698.  
  25699. cast 1 Astral Shell
  25700. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  25701.  
  25702. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  25703. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  25704.  
  25705. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  25706. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  25707.  
  25708. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  25709. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  25710.  
  25711. cast 1 Blubber Up
  25712. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  25713.  
  25714. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  25715. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  25716. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  25717. > Turn(512): Starting with 27 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  25718. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 10.029166666666669
  25719. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 220.749371855331
  25720. > HP: 333/333, MP: 399/508
  25721. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  25722. > ML: 31 control: 0
  25723. > Everything Looks Yellow: 31
  25724. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  25725.  
  25726. smash dusty barrel
  25727. You acquire an item: spicy bean burrito
  25728.  
  25729. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  25730.  
  25731. autosell: 1 spicy bean burrito
  25732. You gain 55 Meat
  25733. > Getting white pixels: Have 24
  25734.  
  25735. equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
  25736. > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
  25737.  
  25738. [513] 8-Bit Realm
  25739. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Blooper
  25740. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  25741. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  25742. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  25743. Round 2: Blooper drops 6 attack power.
  25744. Round 2: Blooper drops 6 defense.
  25745. Round 2: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  25746. Round 3: Blooper takes 9 damage.
  25747. Round 3: You gain 9 hit points
  25748. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  25749. Round 4: Blooper drops 2 attack power.
  25750. Round 4: Blooper drops 2 defense.
  25751. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  25752. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  25753. Round 6: Blooper takes 10 damage.
  25754. Round 6: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  25755. Round 7: Blooper takes 62 damage.
  25756. Round 7: Blooper takes 62 damage.
  25757. Round 7: Blooper takes 8 damage.
  25758. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  25759. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  25760. After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
  25761. After Battle: Tingteng whirls around picking up items, like a little couscous tornado.
  25762. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  25763. You acquire an item: white pixel
  25764. You acquire an item: white pixel
  25765. You acquire an item: white pixel
  25766. After Battle: Isabella suddenly starts twitching spasmodically and shouts "I made you a K'thatxae but I eated it!"
  25767. You acquire an item: BACON
  25768. After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
  25769. After Battle: You gain 15 Wizardliness
  25770. After Battle: You gain 3 Cheek
  25771.  
  25772. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  25773. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  25774.  
  25775. cast 1 Scarysauce
  25776. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  25777. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  25778. > Turn(513): Starting with 26 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  25779. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 10.029166666666669
  25780. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 220.749371855331
  25781. > HP: 333/333, MP: 393/508
  25782. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  25783. > ML: 31 control: 0
  25784. > Everything Looks Yellow: 30
  25785. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  25786.  
  25787. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  25788. > Getting white pixels: Have 27
  25789.  
  25790. equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
  25791. > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
  25792.  
  25793. [514] 8-Bit Realm
  25794. Encounter: Dog Needs Food Badly
  25795. You acquire white pixel (3)
  25796. You acquire an item: blue pixel
  25797. You acquire an item: green pixel
  25798. You acquire an item: green pixel
  25799. You acquire an item: blue pixel
  25800. You acquire an item: green pixel
  25801. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  25802. > Turn(513): Starting with 26 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  25803. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 10.029166666666669
  25804. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 220.749371855331
  25805. > HP: 333/333, MP: 393/508
  25806. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  25807. > ML: 31 control: 0
  25808. > Everything Looks Yellow: 30
  25809. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  25810.  
  25811. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  25812.  
  25813. telescope look high
  25814. You acquire an effect: Starry-Eyed (10)
  25815. > Default Test: Initiative
  25816.  
  25817. use 1 ant agonist
  25818. You acquire an effect: All Fired Up (10)
  25819.  
  25820. cast 1 Bow-Legged Swagger
  25821. You acquire an effect: Bow-Legged Swagger (1)
  25822.  
  25823. use 1 vial of The Glistening
  25824. You acquire an effect: The Glistening (15)
  25825.  
  25826. use 1 old bronzer
  25827. You acquire an effect: Sepia Tan (25)
  25828.  
  25829. cast 1 Fifteen Minutes of Flame
  25830. You acquire an effect: Your Fifteen Minutes (15)
  25831.  
  25832. cast 1 Cletus's Canticle of Celerity
  25833. You acquire an effect: Cletus's Canticle of Celerity (10)
  25834.  
  25835. cast 1 Suspicious Gaze
  25836. You acquire an effect: Suspicious Gaze (10)
  25837. > Added -tie to maximize
  25838. > Desired maximize: init, -equip snow suit, switch xiblaxian holo-companion, switch oily woim, switch happy medium -tie
  25839. > REJECT: Item(The Crown of Ed the Undying) Score(0.0)
  25840. > Display(<font color=gray>keep hat: The Crown of Ed the Undying</font>)
  25841. > REJECT: Item(Knob Goblin tongs) Score(0.0)
  25842. > Display(<font color=gray>keep weapon: Knob Goblin tongs</font>)
  25843. > REJECT: Item(basaltamander buckler) Score(0.0)
  25844. > Display(<font color=gray>keep off-hand: basaltamander buckler</font>)
  25845. > REJECT: Item(LOV Epaulettes) Score(0.0)
  25846. > Display(<font color=gray>keep back: LOV Epaulettes</font>)
  25847. > REJECT: Item(surgical apron) Score(0.0)
  25848. > Display(<font color=gray>keep shirt: surgical apron</font>)
  25849. > REJECT: Item(distressed denim pants) Score(0.0)
  25850. > Display(<font color=gray>keep pants: distressed denim pants</font>)
  25851. > REJECT: Item(numberwang) Score(0.0)
  25852. > Display(<font color=gray>keep acc1: numberwang</font>)
  25853. > USE: Command(equip acc2 ¶2649) Item(Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet) Score(50.0)
  25854. > Display(equip acc2 Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet)
  25855. > USE: Command(equip acc3 ¶9493) Item(Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase) Score(50.0)
  25856. > Display(equip acc3 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase)
  25857. > USE: Command(familiar Oily Woim) Score(116.0)
  25858. > Display(familiar Oily Woim)
  25859. > REJECT: Command(unequip familiar) Item(astral pet sweater) Score(0.0)
  25860. > Display(unequip familiar)
  25861. > REJECT: Command(play The Race Card) Effect(Racing!) Score(400.0)
  25862. > Display(play The Race Card)
  25863. > REJECT: Effect(White-boy Angst) Score(100.0)
  25864. > Display(<font color=gray>concert White-boy Angst)
  25865. > REJECT: Command(terminal enhance init.enh) Effect(init.enh) Score(100.0)
  25866. > Display(terminal enhance init.enh)
  25867. > REJECT: Command(asdonmartin drive quickly) Effect(Driving Quickly) Score(100.0)
  25868. > Display(asdonmartin drive quickly)
  25869. > USE: Skill(Blessing of the Storm Tortoise) Command(cast 1 blessing of the storm tortoise) Effect(Disdain of the Storm Tortoise) Score(10.0)
  25870. > Display(cast 1 blessing of the storm tortoise)
  25871.  
  25872. edpiece owl
  25873.  
  25874. equip weapon Carpathian longsword
  25875.  
  25876. equip off-hand barrel lid
  25877.  
  25878. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  25879.  
  25880. equip pants flowing hippy skirt
  25881.  
  25882. equip acc2 Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet
  25883.  
  25884. equip acc3 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
  25885.  
  25886. familiar Oily Woim (19 lbs)
  25887. unequip familiarequip
  25888. > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
  25889.  
  25890. Tower: Contest Booth
  25891. Registering for the Fastest Adventurer Contest
  25892. > Off-Stat Test: Muscle
  25893.  
  25894. use 1 old eyebrow pencil
  25895. You acquire an effect: Browbeaten (25)
  25896.  
  25897. use 1 fish-liver oil
  25898. You acquire an effect: Fishy Fortification (5)
  25899.  
  25900. buy 1 black facepaint for 285 each from The Black Market
  25901. You spent 285 Meat
  25902. You acquire an item: black facepaint
  25903.  
  25904. use 1 black facepaint
  25905. You acquire an effect: Football Eyes (10)
  25906.  
  25907. use 1 Ben-Gal&trade; Balm
  25908. You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
  25909.  
  25910. use 1 power pill
  25911. You acquire an effect: Pill Power (30)
  25912.  
  25913. use 1 thin black candle
  25914. You acquire an effect: Rainy Soul Miasma (10)
  25915.  
  25916. cast 1 The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
  25917. You acquire an effect: Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith (10)
  25918.  
  25919. cast 1 Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority
  25920. You acquire an effect: Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority (10)
  25921. > Added -tie to maximize
  25922. > Desired maximize: muscle -equip snow suit -tie
  25923. > USE: Command(edpiece bear) Item(The Crown of Ed the Undying) Score(20.0)
  25924. > Display(edpiece bear)
  25925. > USE: Command(equip weapon ¶2336) Item(oversized pipe) Score(6.0)
  25926. > Display(equip weapon oversized pipe)
  25927. > REJECT: Item(barrel lid) Score(0.0)
  25928. > Display(<font color=gray>keep off-hand: barrel lid</font>)
  25929. > REJECT: Item(protonic accelerator pack) Score(0.0)
  25930. > Display(<font color=gray>keep back: protonic accelerator pack</font>)
  25931. > REJECT: Item(surgical apron) Score(0.0)
  25932. > Display(<font color=gray>keep shirt: surgical apron</font>)
  25933. > REJECT: Item(flowing hippy skirt) Score(0.0)
  25934. > Display(<font color=gray>keep pants: flowing hippy skirt</font>)
  25935. > USE: Command(equip acc1 ¶2243) Item(headhunter necktie) Score(15.0)
  25936. > Display(equip acc1 headhunter necktie)
  25937. > USE: Command(equip acc2 ¶2755) Item(Iron Beta of Industry) Score(10.0)
  25938. > Display(equip acc2 Iron Beta of Industry)
  25939. > REJECT: Item(Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase) Score(0.0)
  25940. > Display(<font color=gray>keep acc3: Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase</font>)
  25941. > REJECT: Command(equip familiar ¶6702) Item(tiny bowler) Score(0.0)
  25942. > Display(equip familiar tiny bowler)
  25943. > REJECT: Effect(Synthesis: Strong) Score(276.0)
  25944. > Display(<font color=gray>synthesize Synthesis: Strong)
  25945. > REJECT: Command(play XI - Strength) Effect(Strongly Motivated) Score(184.0)
  25946. > Display(play XI - Strength)
  25947. > REJECT: Command(spacegate vaccine 2) Effect(Broad-Spectrum Vaccine) Score(46.0)
  25948. > Display(spacegate vaccine 2)
  25949. > REJECT: Command(crossstreams) Effect(Total Protonic Reversal) Score(19.0)
  25950. > Display(crossstreams)
  25951. > REJECT: Effect(Elvish) Score(9.0)
  25952. > Display(<font color=gray>concert Elvish)
  25953. > USE: Skill(Blessing of the War Snapper) Command(cast 1 blessing of the war snapper) Effect(Disdain of the War Snapper) Score(5.0)
  25954. > Display(cast 1 blessing of the war snapper)
  25955. > USE: Skill(Seal Clubbing Frenzy) Command(cast 1 Seal Clubbing Frenzy) Effect(Seal Clubbing Frenzy) Score(2.0)
  25956. > Display(cast 1 Seal Clubbing Frenzy)
  25957. > REJECT: Command(summon 10) Effect(The Pleasures of the Flesh) Score(1.0)
  25958. > Display(summon 10)
  25959. > USE: Skill(Patience of the Tortoise) Command(cast 1 Patience of the Tortoise) Effect(Patience of the Tortoise) Score(1.0)
  25960. > Display(cast 1 Patience of the Tortoise)
  25961.  
  25962. edpiece bear
  25963.  
  25964. equip weapon oversized pipe
  25965.  
  25966. equip acc1 headhunter necktie
  25967.  
  25968. equip acc2 Iron Beta of Industry
  25969.  
  25970. equip familiar astral pet sweater
  25971.  
  25972. Tower: Contest Booth
  25973. Registering for the Strongest Adventurer Contest
  25974.  
  25975. use 1 colorful toad
  25976. You acquire an effect: All Glory To the Toad (10)
  25977.  
  25978. cast 1 Bend Hell
  25979. You acquire an effect: Bendin' Hell (1)
  25980. > Elemental Test: cold
  25981.  
  25982. cast 1 Beardfreeze
  25983. You acquire an effect: Frostbeard (10)
  25984.  
  25985. cast 1 Icy Glare
  25986. You acquire an effect: Icy Glare (10)
  25987. > Added -tie to maximize
  25988. > Desired maximize: cold dmg, cold spell dmg -equip snow suit -tie
  25989. > REJECT: Item(The Crown of Ed the Undying) Score(0.0)
  25990. > Display(<font color=gray>keep hat: The Crown of Ed the Undying</font>)
  25991. > USE: Command(equip weapon ¶9090) Item(frigid derringer) Score(40.0)
  25992. > Display(equip weapon frigid derringer)
  25993. > USE: Command(equip off-hand ¶9090) Item(frigid derringer) Score(40.0)
  25994. > Display(equip off-hand frigid derringer)
  25995. > REJECT: Item(protonic accelerator pack) Score(0.0)
  25996. > Display(<font color=gray>keep back: protonic accelerator pack</font>)
  25997. > REJECT: Item(surgical apron) Score(0.0)
  25998. > Display(<font color=gray>keep shirt: surgical apron</font>)
  25999. > REJECT: Item(flowing hippy skirt) Score(0.0)
  26000. > Display(<font color=gray>keep pants: flowing hippy skirt</font>)
  26001. > REJECT: Item(headhunter necktie) Score(0.0)
  26002. > Display(<font color=gray>keep acc1: headhunter necktie</font>)
  26003. > REJECT: Item(Iron Beta of Industry) Score(0.0)
  26004. > Display(<font color=gray>keep acc2: Iron Beta of Industry</font>)
  26005. > REJECT: Item(Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase) Score(0.0)
  26006. > Display(<font color=gray>keep acc3: Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase</font>)
  26007. > REJECT: Item(astral pet sweater) Score(0.0)
  26008. > Display(<font color=gray>keep familiar: astral pet sweater</font>)
  26009. > REJECT: Command(terminal enhance damage.enh) Effect(damage.enh) Score(10.0)
  26010. > Display(terminal enhance damage.enh)
  26011.  
  26012. edpiece owl
  26013.  
  26014. equip weapon frigid derringer
  26015.  
  26016. equip off-hand frigid derringer
  26017.  
  26018. equip acc1 gold detective badge
  26019.  
  26020. equip acc2 numberwang
  26021.  
  26022. Tower: Contest Booth
  26023. Registering for the Coldest Adventurer Contest
  26024. unequip offhand
  26025.  
  26026. equip weapon Knob Goblin tongs
  26027.  
  26028. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  26029.  
  26030. equip pants distressed denim pants
  26031.  
  26032. equip back LOV Epaulettes
  26033. unequip acc2
  26034.  
  26035. equip acc1 numberwang
  26036.  
  26037. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  26038.  
  26039. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  26040.  
  26041. familiar lock
  26042.  
  26043. familiar Intergnat (35 lbs)
  26044. > Pre Adventure at Fastest Adventurer Contest done, beep.
  26045. > Restoring MP! Currently at 333 of 710 HP, 69 of 1120 MP, current meat: 3600 ... Target MP = 560.
  26046. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  26047.  
  26048. use 3 natural fennel soda
  26049. You gain 298 Mana Points
  26050.  
  26051. use 1 carbonated soy milk
  26052. You gain 70 Mana Points
  26053.  
  26054. use 3 psychokinetic energy blob
  26055. You gain 78 Mana Points
  26056. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  26057.  
  26058. buy 5 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  26059. You spent 380 Meat
  26060. You acquire black cherry soda (5)
  26061.  
  26062. use 5 black cherry soda
  26063. You gain 52 Mana Points
  26064.  
  26065. [514] Fastest Adventurer Contest
  26066. Encounter: The Tasmanian Dervish AND TESLA!
  26067. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  26068. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  26069. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  26070. Round 2: Tasmanian Dervish drops 34 attack power.
  26071. Round 2: Tasmanian Dervish drops 19 defense.
  26072. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  26073. Round 3: Tasmanian Dervish takes 26 damage.
  26074. Round 3: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  26075. Round 4: Tasmanian Dervish takes 27 damage.
  26076. Round 4: You gain 27 hit points
  26077. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  26078. Round 5: Tasmanian Dervish drops 14 attack power.
  26079. Round 5: Tasmanian Dervish drops 8 defense.
  26080. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  26081. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  26082. Round 7: Tasmanian Dervish takes 9 damage.
  26083. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  26084. Round 8: Tasmanian Dervish takes 62 damage.
  26085. Round 8: Tasmanian Dervish takes 62 damage.
  26086. Round 8: Tasmanian Dervish takes 10 damage.
  26087. Round 8: Tasmanian Dervish takes 11 damage.
  26088. Round 8: Tasmanian Dervish takes 1 damage.
  26089. Round 8: Tasmanian Dervish takes 3 damage.
  26090. Round 8: You lose 2 hit points
  26091. Round 8: Tasmanian Dervish takes 10 damage.
  26092. Round 8: Tasmanian Dervish takes 2 damage.
  26093. Round 8: Tasmanian Dervish takes 9 damage.
  26094. Round 8: You lose 2 hit points
  26095. Round 8: Tasmanian Dervish takes 7 damage.
  26096. Round 8: Tasmanian Dervish takes 1 damage.
  26097. Round 8: Tasmanian Dervish takes 9 damage.
  26098. Round 8: You lose 2 hit points
  26099. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  26100. Round 9: Tasmanian Dervish takes 62 damage.
  26101. Round 9: Tasmanian Dervish takes 62 damage.
  26102. Round 9: Tasmanian Dervish takes 10 damage.
  26103. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  26104. After Battle: Tingteng pirouettes in the air, searching for scattered items. Maybe he was a pierougi in a past life.
  26105. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  26106. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  26107. After Battle: You gain 61 Mana Points
  26108. You acquire an item: BACON
  26109. After Battle: You gain 27 Fortitude
  26110. You gain a Muscle point!
  26111. After Battle: You gain 74 Enchantedness
  26112. After Battle: You gain 19 Smarm
  26113.  
  26114. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  26115. You gain 350 hit points
  26116. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  26117. > Turn(514): Starting with 25 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  26118. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 30.44166666666667
  26119. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 240.749371855331
  26120. > HP: 715/715, MP: 615/1120
  26121. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  26122. > ML: 31 control: 0
  26123. > Everything Looks Yellow: 29
  26124. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  26125. > Pre Adventure at Strongest Adventurer Contest done, beep.
  26126.  
  26127. [515] Strongest Adventurer Contest
  26128. Encounter: Entire Shoplifter AND TESLA!
  26129. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  26130. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  26131. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  26132. Round 2: Entire Shoplifter drops 22 attack power.
  26133. Round 2: Entire Shoplifter drops 28 defense.
  26134. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  26135. Round 3: Entire Shoplifter takes 27 damage.
  26136. Round 3: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  26137. Round 4: Entire Shoplifter takes 19 damage.
  26138. Round 4: You gain 19 hit points
  26139. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  26140. Round 5: Entire Shoplifter drops 9 attack power.
  26141. Round 5: Entire Shoplifter drops 12 defense.
  26142. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  26143. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  26144. Round 7: Entire Shoplifter takes 10 damage.
  26145. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  26146. Round 8: Entire Shoplifter takes 62 damage.
  26147. Round 8: Entire Shoplifter takes 62 damage.
  26148. Round 8: Entire Shoplifter takes 8 damage.
  26149. Round 8: Entire Shoplifter takes 8 damage.
  26150. Round 8: Entire Shoplifter takes 3 damage.
  26151. Round 8: Entire Shoplifter takes 5 damage.
  26152. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
  26153. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  26154. Round 9: Entire Shoplifter takes 62 damage.
  26155. Round 9: Entire Shoplifter takes 62 damage.
  26156. Round 9: Entire Shoplifter takes 9 damage.
  26157. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  26158. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  26159. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  26160. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  26161. You acquire an item: costume rental shop
  26162. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  26163. After Battle: You gain 58 Mana Points
  26164. You acquire an item: BACON
  26165. After Battle: You gain 19 Strongness
  26166. After Battle: You gain 44 Enchantedness
  26167. After Battle: You gain 17 Sarcasm
  26168.  
  26169. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  26170. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  26171.  
  26172. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  26173. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  26174.  
  26175. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  26176. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  26177.  
  26178. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  26179. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  26180.  
  26181. cast 1 Disco Fever
  26182. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  26183. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  26184. > Turn(515): Starting with 24 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  26185. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 23.691666666666666
  26186. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 240.749371855331
  26187. > HP: 715/715, MP: 633/1120
  26188. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  26189. > ML: 31 control: 0
  26190. > Everything Looks Yellow: 28
  26191. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  26192. > Pre Adventure at Strongest Adventurer Contest done, beep.
  26193.  
  26194. [516] Strongest Adventurer Contest
  26195. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Macho Man
  26196. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  26197. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  26198. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  26199. Round 2: Macho Man drops 29 attack power.
  26200. Round 2: Macho Man drops 17 defense.
  26201. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  26202. Round 3: Macho Man takes 27 damage.
  26203. Round 3: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  26204. Round 4: Macho Man takes 24 damage.
  26205. Round 4: You gain 24 hit points
  26206. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  26207. Round 5: Macho Man drops 12 attack power.
  26208. Round 5: Macho Man drops 7 defense.
  26209. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  26210. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  26211. Round 7: Macho Man takes 8 damage.
  26212. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  26213. Round 8: Macho Man takes 62 damage.
  26214. Round 8: Macho Man takes 124 damage.
  26215. Round 8: Macho Man takes 10 damage.
  26216. Round 8: Macho Man takes 13 damage.
  26217. Round 8: Macho Man takes 1 damage.
  26218. Round 8: Macho Man takes 8 damage.
  26219. Round 8: You lose 2 hit points
  26220. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  26221. Round 9: Macho Man takes 62 damage.
  26222. Round 9: Macho Man takes 62 damage.
  26223. Round 9: Macho Man takes 9 damage.
  26224. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  26225. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  26226. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  26227. You acquire an item: spicy jerky stick
  26228. After Battle: Isabella suddenly gets a wild look in its eyes. "I'm a' chargin' mah Agent_of_Change!" it shouts. "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
  26229. You acquire an item: BACON
  26230. After Battle: You gain 22 Beefiness
  26231. After Battle: You gain 50 Magicalness
  26232. After Battle: You gain 27 Roguishness
  26233. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  26234. > Turn(516): Starting with 23 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  26235. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 24.441666666666663
  26236. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 240.749371855331
  26237. > HP: 695/695, MP: 638/1120
  26238. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  26239. > ML: 31 control: 0
  26240. > Everything Looks Yellow: 27
  26241. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  26242. > Pre Adventure at Strongest Adventurer Contest done, beep.
  26243.  
  26244. [517] Strongest Adventurer Contest
  26245. Encounter: Iron Chef WITH SCIENCE!
  26246. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  26247. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  26248. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  26249. Round 2: Iron Chef drops 26 attack power.
  26250. Round 2: Iron Chef drops 26 defense.
  26251. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  26252. Round 3: Iron Chef takes 25 damage.
  26253. Round 3: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  26254. Round 4: Iron Chef takes 16 damage.
  26255. Round 4: You gain 16 hit points
  26256. Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  26257. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  26258. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  26259. After Battle: Tingteng pirouettes in the air, searching for scattered items. Maybe he was a pierougi in a past life.
  26260. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Most of the universe is made up of a substance called Burgundy Matter!"
  26261. You acquire an item: BACON
  26262. After Battle: You gain 16 Strongness
  26263. After Battle: You gain 63 Mysteriousness
  26264. After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah
  26265.  
  26266. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  26267. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  26268.  
  26269. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  26270. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  26271.  
  26272. cast 1 Astral Shell
  26273. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  26274.  
  26275. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  26276. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  26277.  
  26278. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  26279. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  26280.  
  26281. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  26282. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  26283. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  26284. > Turn(517): Starting with 22 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  26285. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 25.191666666666666
  26286. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 240.749371855331
  26287. > HP: 695/695, MP: 596/1120
  26288. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  26289. > ML: 31 control: 0
  26290. > Everything Looks Yellow: 26
  26291. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  26292. > Pre Adventure at Strongest Adventurer Contest done, beep.
  26293.  
  26294. [518] Strongest Adventurer Contest
  26295. Encounter: Iron Chef WITH SCIENCE!
  26296. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  26297. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  26298. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  26299. Round 2: Iron Chef drops 9 attack power.
  26300. Round 2: Iron Chef drops 11 defense.
  26301. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  26302. Round 3: Iron Chef drops 27 attack power.
  26303. Round 3: Iron Chef drops 27 defense.
  26304. Round 3: Iron Chef drops 10 attack power.
  26305. Round 3: Iron Chef drops 10 defense.
  26306. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  26307. Round 4: Iron Chef takes 25 damage.
  26308. Round 4: Iron Chef drops 11 attack power.
  26309. Round 4: Iron Chef drops 12 defense.
  26310. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  26311. Round 5: Iron Chef takes 17 damage.
  26312. Round 5: You gain 17 hit points
  26313. Round 5: Iron Chef drops 10 attack power.
  26314. Round 5: Iron Chef drops 11 defense.
  26315. Round 5: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  26316. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  26317. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  26318. After Battle: Tingteng pirouettes in the air, searching for scattered items. Maybe he was a pierougi in a past life.
  26319. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Brown's Twentieth Law of Matter says any two objects exert dreams on each other, regardless of their radiation!"
  26320. You acquire an item: BACON
  26321. After Battle: You gain 18 Fortitude
  26322. After Battle: You gain 60 Magicalness
  26323. After Battle: You gain 24 Chutzpah
  26324.  
  26325. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  26326. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  26327.  
  26328. cast 1 Scarysauce
  26329. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  26330. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  26331. > Turn(518): Starting with 21 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  26332. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 25.941666666666666
  26333. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 240.749371855331
  26334. > HP: 631/631, MP: 589/1120
  26335. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  26336. > ML: 31 control: 0
  26337. > Everything Looks Yellow: 25
  26338. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  26339. > Pre Adventure at Strongest Adventurer Contest done, beep.
  26340.  
  26341. [519] Strongest Adventurer Contest
  26342. Encounter: Mr. Loathing NAMED NEIL
  26343. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  26344. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  26345. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  26346. Round 2: Mr. Loathing drops 34 attack power.
  26347. Round 2: Mr. Loathing drops 19 defense.
  26348. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 22 damage.
  26349. Round 2: Mr. Loathing takes 22 damage.
  26350. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  26351. Round 3: Mr. Loathing takes 24 damage.
  26352. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 30 damage.
  26353. Round 3: Mr. Loathing takes 30 damage.
  26354. Round 3: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  26355. Round 4: Mr. Loathing takes 22 damage.
  26356. Round 4: You gain 22 hit points
  26357. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 35 damage.
  26358. Round 4: Mr. Loathing takes 35 damage.
  26359. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  26360. Round 5: Mr. Loathing drops 14 attack power.
  26361. Round 5: Mr. Loathing drops 8 defense.
  26362. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 28 damage.
  26363. Round 5: Mr. Loathing takes 28 damage.
  26364. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  26365. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 34 damage.
  26366. Round 6: Mr. Loathing takes 34 damage.
  26367. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  26368. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 36 damage.
  26369. Round 7: Mr. Loathing takes 36 damage.
  26370. Round 7: Mr. Loathing takes 8 damage.
  26371. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  26372. Round 8: Mr. Loathing takes 62 damage.
  26373. Round 8: Mr. Loathing takes 62 damage.
  26374. Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 20 damage.
  26375. Round 8: Mr. Loathing takes 20 damage.
  26376. Round 8: Mr. Loathing takes 8 damage.
  26377. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  26378. After Battle: Tingteng spins and whirls in the breeze, like a spicy little dust devil.
  26379. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  26380. You acquire an item: muscle oil
  26381. You acquire an item: BACON
  26382. After Battle: You gain 21 Strongness
  26383. After Battle: You gain 68 Wizardliness
  26384. You gain a Mysticality point!
  26385. After Battle: You gain 30 Sarcasm
  26386. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  26387. > Turn(519): Starting with 20 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  26388. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 30.44166666666667
  26389. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 240.749371855331
  26390. > HP: 631/631, MP: 598/1125
  26391. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  26392. > ML: 31 control: 0
  26393. > Everything Looks Yellow: 24
  26394. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  26395. > Pre Adventure at Coldest Adventurer Contest done, beep.
  26396.  
  26397. [520] Coldest Adventurer Contest
  26398. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Mrs. Freeze
  26399. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  26400. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  26401. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  26402. Round 2: Mrs. Freeze drops 11 attack power.
  26403. Round 2: Mrs. Freeze drops 9 defense.
  26404. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  26405. Round 3: Mrs. Freeze drops 27 attack power.
  26406. Round 3: Mrs. Freeze drops 28 defense.
  26407. Round 3: Mrs. Freeze drops 9 attack power.
  26408. Round 3: Mrs. Freeze drops 9 defense.
  26409. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  26410. Round 4: Mrs. Freeze takes 24 damage.
  26411. Round 4: Mrs. Freeze drops 9 attack power.
  26412. Round 4: Mrs. Freeze drops 13 defense.
  26413. Round 4: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  26414. Round 5: Mrs. Freeze takes 18 damage.
  26415. Round 5: You gain 18 hit points
  26416. Round 5: Mrs. Freeze drops 13 attack power.
  26417. Round 5: Mrs. Freeze drops 10 defense.
  26418. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  26419. Round 6: Mrs. Freeze drops 10 attack power.
  26420. Round 6: Mrs. Freeze drops 10 defense.
  26421. Round 6: Mrs. Freeze drops 9 attack power.
  26422. Round 6: Mrs. Freeze drops 9 defense.
  26423. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  26424. Round 7: Mrs. Freeze drops 9 attack power.
  26425. Round 7: Mrs. Freeze drops 10 defense.
  26426. Round 7: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  26427. Round 8: Mrs. Freeze drops 11 attack power.
  26428. Round 8: Mrs. Freeze drops 9 defense.
  26429. Round 8: Mrs. Freeze takes 9 damage.
  26430. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  26431. Round 9: Mrs. Freeze takes 62 damage.
  26432. Round 9: Mrs. Freeze takes 62 damage.
  26433. Round 9: Mrs. Freeze drops 12 attack power.
  26434. Round 9: Mrs. Freeze drops 11 defense.
  26435. Round 9: Mrs. Freeze takes 9 damage.
  26436. Round 9: Mrs. Freeze takes 8 damage.
  26437. Round 9: Mrs. Freeze takes 1 damage.
  26438. Round 9: Mrs. Freeze takes 3 damage.
  26439. Round 9: You lose 1 hit point
  26440. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  26441. Round 10: Mrs. Freeze takes 62 damage.
  26442. Round 10: Mrs. Freeze takes 62 damage.
  26443. Round 10: Mrs. Freeze drops 11 attack power.
  26444. Round 10: Mrs. Freeze drops 9 defense.
  26445. Round 10: Mrs. Freeze takes 8 damage.
  26446. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  26447. After Battle: Tingteng whirls around picking up items, like a little couscous tornado.
  26448. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  26449. You acquire an item: icy hairspray
  26450. After Battle: Isabella suddenly gets a wild look in its eyes. "I'm a' chargin' mah Agent_of_Change!" it shouts. "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
  26451. You acquire an item: BACON
  26452. After Battle: You gain 17 Muscleboundness
  26453. After Battle: You gain 69 Enchantedness
  26454. After Battle: You gain 19 Chutzpah
  26455.  
  26456. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  26457. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  26458.  
  26459. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  26460. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  26461.  
  26462. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  26463. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  26464. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  26465. > Turn(520): Starting with 19 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  26466. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 26.69166666666667
  26467. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 240.749371855331
  26468. > HP: 631/631, MP: 566/1125
  26469. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  26470. > ML: 31 control: 0
  26471. > Everything Looks Yellow: 23
  26472. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  26473. > The NS Challenges are over! Victory is ours!
  26474.  
  26475. Tower: Contest Booth
  26476. Claiming your prize
  26477. You acquire an item: World's Best Adventurer sash
  26478. > Turn(520): Starting with 19 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  26479. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 26.69166666666667
  26480. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 240.749371855331
  26481. > HP: 631/631, MP: 566/1125
  26482. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  26483. > ML: 31 control: 0
  26484. > Everything Looks Yellow: 23
  26485. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  26486.  
  26487. equip acc2 World's Best Adventurer sash
  26488.  
  26489. Tower: Closing Ceremony
  26490. Encounter: Closing Ceremony
  26491. Encounter: Meet Frank
  26492. Encounter: Meet Frank
  26493. > Turn(520): Starting with 19 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  26494. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.858333333333334
  26495. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 220.749371855331
  26496. > HP: 631/751, MP: 566/1319
  26497. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  26498. > ML: 11 control: 0
  26499. > Everything Looks Yellow: 23
  26500. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  26501. > Turn(520): Starting with 19 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  26502. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 22.858333333333334
  26503. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 220.749371855331
  26504. > HP: 631/751, MP: 566/1319
  26505. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  26506. > ML: 11 control: 0
  26507. > Everything Looks Yellow: 23
  26508. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  26509. > Hedge maze not solved, the mysteries are still there (correcting step5 -> step4)
  26510.  
  26511. telescope look low
  26512. > Hedge Maze 1: hot
  26513. > Hedge Maze 2: stench
  26514. > Hedge Maze 3: spooky
  26515. > Added -tie to maximize
  26516. > Desired maximize: hot res, stench res, spooky res -equip snow suit -tie
  26517. > USE: Command(equip hat ¶1930) Item(antique helmet) Score(2.0)
  26518. > Display(equip hat antique helmet)
  26519. > REJECT: Item(Knob Goblin tongs) Score(0.0)
  26520. > Display(<font color=gray>keep weapon: Knob Goblin tongs</font>)
  26521. > REJECT: Item(basaltamander buckler) Score(0.0)
  26522. > Display(<font color=gray>keep off-hand: basaltamander buckler</font>)
  26523. > REJECT: Item(LOV Epaulettes) Score(0.0)
  26524. > Display(<font color=gray>keep back: LOV Epaulettes</font>)
  26525. > REJECT: Item(surgical apron) Score(0.0)
  26526. > Display(<font color=gray>keep shirt: surgical apron</font>)
  26527. > REJECT: Item(distressed denim pants) Score(0.0)
  26528. > Display(<font color=gray>keep pants: distressed denim pants</font>)
  26529. > USE: Command(equip acc1 ¶7318) Item(ghost of a necklace) Score(3.0)
  26530. > Display(equip acc1 ghost of a necklace)
  26531. > USE: Command(equip acc2 ¶6685) Item(head mirror) Score(3.0)
  26532. > Display(equip acc2 head mirror)
  26533. > USE: Command(equip acc3 ¶9092) Item(Spookyraven signet) Score(2.0)
  26534. > Display(equip acc3 Spookyraven signet)
  26535. > REJECT: Item(astral pet sweater) Score(0.0)
  26536. > Display(<font color=gray>keep familiar: astral pet sweater</font>)
  26537. > REJECT: Command(spacegate vaccine 1) Effect(Rainbow Vaccine) Score(9.0)
  26538. > Display(spacegate vaccine 1)
  26539. > REJECT: Effect(Synthesis: Scary) Score(9.0)
  26540. > Display(<font color=gray>synthesize Synthesis: Scary)
  26541. > REJECT: Effect(Synthesis: Pungent) Score(9.0)
  26542. > Display(<font color=gray>synthesize Synthesis: Pungent)
  26543. > REJECT: Effect(Synthesis: Hot) Score(9.0)
  26544. > Display(<font color=gray>synthesize Synthesis: Hot)
  26545. > USE: Command(use 1 robin's egg) Item(robin's egg) Effect(Egged On) Score(9.0)
  26546. > Display(use 1 robin's egg)
  26547. > REJECT: Command(asdonmartin drive safely) Effect(Driving Safely) Score(3.0)
  26548. > Display(asdonmartin drive safely)
  26549. > USE: Command(use 1 ectoplasmic orbs) Item(ectoplasmic orbs) Effect(Balls of Ectoplasm) Score(1.0)
  26550. > Display(use 1 ectoplasmic orbs)
  26551. > USE: Command(use 1 stench powder) Item(stench powder) Effect(Smelly Pants) Score(1.0)
  26552. > Display(use 1 stench powder)
  26553.  
  26554. equip hat antique helmet
  26555.  
  26556. equip weapon Carpathian longsword
  26557.  
  26558. equip off-hand barrel lid
  26559.  
  26560. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  26561.  
  26562. equip acc1 ghost of a necklace
  26563.  
  26564. equip acc2 head mirror
  26565.  
  26566. equip acc3 Spookyraven signet
  26567.  
  26568. use 1 robin's egg
  26569. You acquire an effect: Egged On (10)
  26570.  
  26571. [521] The Hedge Maze (Room 1)
  26572. Encounter: 'Allo
  26573.  
  26574. [522] The Hedge Maze (Room 4)
  26575. Encounter: Pooling Your Resources
  26576. You lose 74 hit points
  26577.  
  26578. [523] The Hedge Maze (Room 7)
  26579. Encounter: Of Mouseholes and Manholes
  26580. You lose 66 hit points
  26581.  
  26582. [524] The Hedge Maze (Room 9)
  26583. Encounter: Mazel Tov!
  26584. You lose 51 hit points
  26585. > Turn(524): Starting with 15 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  26586. > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 13.375
  26587. > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 215.749371855331
  26588. > HP: 443/504, MP: 621/766
  26589. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  26590. > ML: 60 control: 0
  26591. > Everything Looks Yellow: 19
  26592. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  26593.  
  26594. equip hat The Crown of Ed the Undying
  26595.  
  26596. equip weapon Knob Goblin tongs
  26597.  
  26598. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  26599.  
  26600. equip acc1 numberwang
  26601.  
  26602. equip acc2 World's Best Adventurer sash
  26603.  
  26604. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  26605. > Turn(524): Starting with 15 left and 10 pulls left at Level: 13
  26606. > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 14.931249999999999
  26607. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 235.749371855331
  26608. > HP: 421/643, MP: 621/1157
  26609. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  26610. > ML: 11 control: 0
  26611. > Everything Looks Yellow: 19
  26612. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  26613. > Trying to pull 1 of star chart
  26614.  
  26615. pull: 1 star chart
  26616.  
  26617. Trade 1 star chart, 8 star, 7 line
  26618. You acquire an item: Richard's star key
  26619.  
  26620. Trade 30 white pixel
  26621. You acquire an item: digital key
  26622.  
  26623. [525] Tower Door
  26624. Tower Door: skeleton lock
  26625.  
  26626. pull: 1 Pick-O-Matic lockpicks
  26627.  
  26628. pull: 1 ring of Detect Boring Doors
  26629.  
  26630. equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
  26631. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  26632.  
  26633. [525] The Daily Dungeon
  26634. Encounter: lobsterfrogman AND TESLA!
  26635. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  26636. Round 1: Arbos executes a macro!
  26637. Round 1: Arbos casts WEAPON OF THE PASTALORD!
  26638. Round 2: lobsterfrogman takes 398 damage.
  26639. Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
  26640. After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
  26641. After Battle: You gain 4 Strongness
  26642. You gain 172 Meat
  26643. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  26644. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  26645. You acquire an item: barrel of gunpowder
  26646. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  26647. After Battle: You gain 68 Mana Points
  26648. You acquire an item: BACON
  26649. After Battle: You gain 12 Fortitude
  26650. After Battle: You gain 40 Mysteriousness
  26651. After Battle: You gain 13 Cheek
  26652. Paranormal activity reported at The Icy Peak.
  26653.  
  26654. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  26655. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  26656.  
  26657. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  26658. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  26659.  
  26660. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  26661. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  26662.  
  26663. cast 1 Astral Shell
  26664. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  26665.  
  26666. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  26667. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  26668.  
  26669. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  26670. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  26671.  
  26672. cast 1 Scarysauce
  26673. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  26674.  
  26675. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  26676. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  26677.  
  26678. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  26679. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  26680.  
  26681. cast 1 Blessing of the War Snapper
  26682. You acquire an effect: Disdain of the War Snapper (10)
  26683.  
  26684. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  26685. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  26686.  
  26687. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  26688. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  26689.  
  26690. cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord
  26691. You acquire an effect: Shield of the Pastalord (10)
  26692.  
  26693. cast 1 Blubber Up
  26694. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  26695.  
  26696. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  26697. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  26698.  
  26699. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  26700. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  26701.  
  26702. cast 1 Disco Fever
  26703. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  26704.  
  26705. cast 5 Sauce Contemplation
  26706. You acquire an effect: Saucemastery (25)
  26707.  
  26708. cast 5 Manicotti Meditation
  26709. You acquire an effect: Pasta Oneness (25)
  26710.  
  26711. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  26712. You gain 181 hit points
  26713. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  26714. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  26715.  
  26716. [526] The Daily Dungeon (Room 1)
  26717. Encounter: I Wanna Be a Door
  26718. Took choice 692/3: pick lock with lockpicks, no turn spent
  26719. choice.php?whichchoice=692&option=3&pwd
  26720.  
  26721. cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord
  26722. You acquire an effect: Shield of the Pastalord (10)
  26723. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  26724. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  26725.  
  26726. [526] The Daily Dungeon (Room 2)
  26727. Encounter: I Wanna Be a Door
  26728. Took choice 692/3: pick lock with lockpicks, no turn spent
  26729. choice.php?whichchoice=692&option=3&pwd
  26730.  
  26731. cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord
  26732. You acquire an effect: Shield of the Pastalord (10)
  26733. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  26734. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  26735.  
  26736. [526] The Daily Dungeon (Room 3)
  26737. Encounter: dodecapede WITH BACON!!!
  26738. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  26739. Round 1: Arbos executes a macro!
  26740. Round 1: Arbos attacks!
  26741. Round 2: dodecapede takes 341 damage.
  26742. Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
  26743. You gain 25 Meat
  26744. After Battle: Tingteng performs an interpretive dance on the topic of loot discovery.
  26745. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  26746. You acquire an item: clutch of dodecapede eggs
  26747. You acquire an item: BACON (2)
  26748. After Battle: You gain 3 Strengthliness
  26749. After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness
  26750. After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah
  26751. You gain a Moxie point!
  26752.  
  26753. cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord
  26754. You acquire an effect: Shield of the Pastalord (10)
  26755. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  26756. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  26757.  
  26758. [527] The Daily Dungeon (Room 4)
  26759. Encounter: mayonnaise wasp NAMED NEIL
  26760. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  26761. Round 1: Arbos executes a macro!
  26762. Round 1: Arbos attacks!
  26763. Round 2: mayonnaise wasp takes 335 damage.
  26764. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 34 damage.
  26765. Round 2: mayonnaise wasp takes 34 damage.
  26766. Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
  26767. After Battle: Tingteng pirouettes in the air, searching for scattered items. Maybe he was a pierougi in a past life.
  26768. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  26769. You acquire an item: glob of spoiled mayo
  26770. You acquire an item: BACON
  26771. After Battle: You gain 3 Strengthliness
  26772. After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
  26773. After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek
  26774.  
  26775. cast 1 Blessing of the War Snapper
  26776. You acquire an effect: Disdain of the War Snapper (10)
  26777.  
  26778. cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord
  26779. You acquire an effect: Shield of the Pastalord (10)
  26780.  
  26781. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  26782. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  26783. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  26784. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  26785.  
  26786. [528] The Daily Dungeon (Room 5)
  26787. Encounter: The First Chest Isn't the Deepest.
  26788. Took choice 690/2: Skip to 8th chamber, no turn spent
  26789. choice.php?whichchoice=690&option=2&pwd
  26790.  
  26791. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  26792. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  26793.  
  26794. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  26795. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  26796.  
  26797. cast 1 Astral Shell
  26798. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  26799.  
  26800. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  26801. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  26802.  
  26803. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  26804. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  26805.  
  26806. cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord
  26807. You acquire an effect: Shield of the Pastalord (10)
  26808. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  26809. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  26810.  
  26811. [528] The Daily Dungeon (Room 8)
  26812. Encounter: apathetic lizardman WITH BACON!!!
  26813. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  26814. Round 1: Arbos executes a macro!
  26815. Round 1: Arbos attacks!
  26816. Round 2: apathetic lizardman takes 338 damage.
  26817. You acquire an effect: Apathy (10)
  26818. Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
  26819. You gain 52 Meat
  26820. After Battle: Tingteng pirouettes in the air, searching for scattered items. Maybe he was a pierougi in a past life.
  26821. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  26822. You acquire an item: flavorless gruel
  26823. You acquire an item: BACON (2)
  26824. After Battle: You gain 5 Beefiness
  26825. After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
  26826. After Battle: You gain 5 Chutzpah
  26827.  
  26828. cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord
  26829. You acquire an effect: Shield of the Pastalord (10)
  26830. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  26831. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  26832.  
  26833. Visiting Relaxing Hot Tub in clan VIP lounge
  26834. You lose an effect: Apathy (0)
  26835. You gain 40 hit points
  26836.  
  26837. [529] The Daily Dungeon (Room 9)
  26838. Encounter: It's Almost Certainly a Trap
  26839. Took choice 693/1: Suffer elemental damage, get stats
  26840. choice.php?whichchoice=693&option=1&pwd
  26841. You lose 305 hit points
  26842. You gain 50 Beefiness
  26843. You gain a Muscle point!
  26844. You gain 66 Wizardliness
  26845. You gain 49 Chutzpah
  26846.  
  26847. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  26848. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  26849.  
  26850. cast 1 Scarysauce
  26851. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  26852.  
  26853. cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord
  26854. You acquire an effect: Shield of the Pastalord (10)
  26855.  
  26856. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  26857. You gain 299 hit points
  26858. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  26859. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  26860.  
  26861. [530] The Daily Dungeon (Room 10)
  26862. Encounter: Second Chest
  26863. Took choice 691/2: Skip to 13th chamber, no turn spent
  26864. choice.php?whichchoice=691&option=2&pwd
  26865.  
  26866. cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord
  26867. You acquire an effect: Shield of the Pastalord (10)
  26868. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  26869. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  26870.  
  26871. [530] The Daily Dungeon (Room 13)
  26872. Encounter: It's Almost Certainly a Trap
  26873. Took choice 693/1: Suffer elemental damage, get stats
  26874. choice.php?whichchoice=693&option=1&pwd
  26875. You lose 306 hit points
  26876. You gain 42 Muscleboundness
  26877. You gain 72 Wizardliness
  26878. You gain 73 Chutzpah
  26879.  
  26880. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  26881. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  26882.  
  26883. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  26884. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  26885.  
  26886. cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord
  26887. You acquire an effect: Shield of the Pastalord (10)
  26888.  
  26889. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  26890. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  26891.  
  26892. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  26893. You gain 296 hit points
  26894. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  26895. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  26896.  
  26897. [531] The Daily Dungeon (Room 14)
  26898. Encounter: It's Almost Certainly a Trap
  26899. Took choice 693/1: Suffer elemental damage, get stats
  26900. choice.php?whichchoice=693&option=1&pwd
  26901. You lose 306 hit points
  26902. You gain 24 Muscleboundness
  26903. You gain 50 Enchantedness
  26904. You gain a Mysticality point!
  26905. You gain 22 Smarm
  26906.  
  26907. cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord
  26908. You acquire an effect: Shield of the Pastalord (10)
  26909.  
  26910. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  26911. You gain 297 hit points
  26912. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  26913. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  26914.  
  26915. [532] The Daily Dungeon (Room 15)
  26916. Encounter: The Final Reward
  26917. Took choice 689/1: Get fat loot token
  26918. choice.php?whichchoice=689&option=1&pwd
  26919. You acquire an item: fat loot token
  26920. > Hello Arbos, time to explode!
  26921. > This is version: 1205 Mafia: 18194
  26922. > This is day 2.
  26923. > Turns played: 532 current adventures: 7
  26924. > Current Ascension: Standard
  26925.  
  26926. equip back LOV Epaulettes
  26927.  
  26928. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  26929. > Turn(532): Starting with 7 left and 7 pulls left at Level: 13
  26930. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 6.308333333333334
  26931. > Meat Drop: 180.0 Item Drop: 225.749371855331
  26932. > HP: 599/639, MP: 259/1139
  26933. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  26934. > ML: 11 control: 0
  26935. > Everything Looks Yellow: 11
  26936. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  26937.  
  26938. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  26939. You gain 40 hit points
  26940. > Ghost busting time! At: The Icy Peak
  26941.  
  26942. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  26943. > Time to bust some ghosts!!!
  26944. > Pre Adventure at The Icy Peak done, beep.
  26945.  
  26946. [533] The Icy Peak
  26947. Encounter: The ghost of Sam McGee WITH BACON!!!
  26948. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  26949. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  26950. Round 1: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  26951. Round 2: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  26952. Round 3: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  26953. Round 4: The ghost of Sam McGee takes 15 damage.
  26954. Round 4: The ghost of Sam McGee takes 1 damage.
  26955. Round 4: The ghost of Sam McGee takes 1 damage.
  26956. Round 4: You lose 16 hit points
  26957. Round 4: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  26958. Round 5: The ghost of Sam McGee takes 9 damage.
  26959. Round 5: The ghost of Sam McGee takes 3 damage.
  26960. Round 5: The ghost of Sam McGee takes 1 damage.
  26961. Round 5: You lose 16 hit points
  26962. > Busting makes me feel good!!
  26963. Round 5: Arbos casts TRAP GHOST!
  26964. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  26965. After Battle: Tingteng whirls around picking up items, like a little couscous tornado.
  26966. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  26967. You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob (5)
  26968. You acquire an item: burnt snowpants
  26969. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  26970. After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
  26971. After Battle: You gain 19 Strengthliness
  26972. After Battle: You gain 29 Magicalness
  26973. After Battle: You gain 15 Smarm
  26974.  
  26975. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  26976. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  26977.  
  26978. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  26979. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  26980.  
  26981. cast 1 Astral Shell
  26982. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  26983.  
  26984. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  26985. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  26986.  
  26987. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  26988. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  26989.  
  26990. cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord
  26991. You acquire an effect: Shield of the Pastalord (10)
  26992.  
  26993. cast 1 Blubber Up
  26994. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  26995.  
  26996. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  26997. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  26998.  
  26999. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  27000. You gain 46 hit points
  27001. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  27002. > Turn(532): Starting with 7 left and 7 pulls left at Level: 13
  27003. > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 9.10375
  27004. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 235.749371855331
  27005. > HP: 653/653, MP: 133/1161
  27006. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  27007. > ML: 11 control: 0
  27008. > Everything Looks Yellow: 11
  27009. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  27010.  
  27011. equip back LOV Epaulettes
  27012.  
  27013. [533] Tower Door
  27014. Tower Door: Boris's lock
  27015.  
  27016. trading 1 fat loot token for 1 Jarlsberg's key
  27017. You acquire an item: Jarlsberg's key
  27018. Tower Door: Jarlsberg's lock
  27019. Tower Door: Sneaky Pete's lock
  27020. Tower Door: star lock
  27021. Tower Door: digital lock
  27022. Tower Door: doorknob
  27023. > Turn(532): Starting with 7 left and 7 pulls left at Level: 13
  27024. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 12.868333333333334
  27025. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 220.749371855331
  27026. > HP: 639/639, MP: 133/1139
  27027. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  27028. > ML: 11 control: 0
  27029. > Everything Looks Yellow: 11
  27030. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  27031.  
  27032. equip acc1 hippy protest button
  27033.  
  27034. use 1 glob of spoiled mayo
  27035. You acquire an effect: Mayeaugh (10)
  27036.  
  27037. equip off-hand smirking shrunken head
  27038.  
  27039. equip acc3 bottle opener belt buckle
  27040. > I think I have 10 sources of damage, let's do this!
  27041. > Need a beehive, buzz buzz. Only have 10 damage sources and we want 11
  27042. > Turn(532): Starting with 7 left and 7 pulls left at Level: 13
  27043. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 2.0
  27044. > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 200.749371855331
  27045. > HP: 562/562, MP: 133/1062
  27046. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  27047. > ML: 0 control: 0
  27048. > Everything Looks Yellow: 11
  27049. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  27050.  
  27051. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  27052.  
  27053. equip acc1 numberwang
  27054.  
  27055. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  27056. > Must find a beehive!
  27057.  
  27058. cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
  27059. You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (10)
  27060.  
  27061. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  27062. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  27063.  
  27064. equip acc3 blackberry galoshes
  27065. > Pre Adventure at The Black Forest done, beep.
  27066. > Restoring MP! Currently at 562 of 609 HP, 103 of 1115 MP, current meat: 3469 ... Target MP = 558.
  27067. > Try to heal MP from inventory.
  27068.  
  27069. use 5 psychokinetic energy blob
  27070. You gain 119 Mana Points
  27071. > Last attempt to purchase MP with meat.
  27072.  
  27073. buy 34 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  27074. You spent 2,584 Meat
  27075. You acquire black cherry soda (34)
  27076.  
  27077. use 34 black cherry soda
  27078. You gain 341 Mana Points
  27079.  
  27080. [533] The Black Forest
  27081. Encounter: All Over the Map
  27082. Took choice 923/1: fight blackberry bush, visit cobbler, or raid beehive
  27083. choice.php?whichchoice=923&option=1&pwd
  27084. Encounter: You Found Your Thrill
  27085. Took choice 924/3: head towards beehive (1)
  27086. choice.php?whichchoice=924&option=3&pwd
  27087.  
  27088. [534] The Black Forest
  27089. Encounter: Bee Persistent
  27090. You lose 5 hit points
  27091. You lose 3 hit points
  27092. You lose 3 hit points
  27093. You lose 3 hit points
  27094. Took choice 1018/1: head towards beehive (1)
  27095. choice.php?whichchoice=1018&option=1&pwd
  27096.  
  27097. [535] The Black Forest
  27098. Encounter: Bee Rewarded
  27099. You lose 4 hit points
  27100. You lose 4 hit points
  27101. You lose 4 hit points
  27102. You lose 4 hit points
  27103. You lose 5 hit points
  27104. Took choice 1019/1: beehive (1)
  27105. choice.php?whichchoice=1019&option=1&pwd
  27106.  
  27107. [535] The Black Forest
  27108. You lose 5 hit points
  27109. You lose 4 hit points
  27110. You lose 3 hit points
  27111. You acquire an item: beehive
  27112.  
  27113. uneffect The Sonata of Sneakiness
  27114.  
  27115. cast 1 Musk of the Moose
  27116. You acquire an effect: Musk of the Moose (10)
  27117. You lose an effect: Smooth Movements (0)
  27118.  
  27119. cast 1 Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
  27120. You acquire an effect: Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation (10)
  27121.  
  27122. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  27123. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  27124.  
  27125. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  27126. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  27127.  
  27128. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  27129. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  27130.  
  27131. cast 1 Scarysauce
  27132. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  27133.  
  27134. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  27135. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  27136.  
  27137. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  27138. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  27139.  
  27140. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  27141. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  27142.  
  27143. cast 1 Disco Fever
  27144. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  27145.  
  27146. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  27147. You gain 69 hit points
  27148. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  27149.  
  27150. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  27151. > Turn(535): Starting with 4 left and 7 pulls left at Level: 13
  27152. > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 14.758333333333333
  27153. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 220.749371855331
  27154. > HP: 609/639, MP: 485/1139
  27155. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  27156. > ML: 11 control: 0
  27157. > Everything Looks Yellow: 8
  27158. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  27159.  
  27160. equip acc1 hippy protest button
  27161.  
  27162. equip off-hand smirking shrunken head
  27163.  
  27164. equip acc3 bottle opener belt buckle
  27165. > I think I have 9 sources of damage, let's do this!
  27166.  
  27167. familiar Sludgepuppy (16 lbs)
  27168. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  27169. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
  27170.  
  27171. [536] Tower Level 1
  27172. Encounter: wall of skin
  27173. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  27174.  
  27175. [536] Noob Cave
  27176. Encounter: wall of skin
  27177. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  27178. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  27179. Round 1: Arbos uses the beehive!
  27180. Round 2: Fruncent wags his tail enthusiastically, flicking 1 damage worth of toxic goo at your opponent.
  27181. Round 2: wall of skin takes 1 damage.
  27182. Round 2: Fruncent scratches at your opponent's ankles, causing 1 damage from the caustic poison.
  27183. Round 2: wall of skin takes 1 damage.
  27184. Round 2: Fruncent barks and barks and barks at your opponent, spraying them with 1 damage worth of acidic saliva.
  27185. Round 2: wall of skin takes 1 damage.
  27186. Round 2: wall of skin takes 1 damage.
  27187. Round 2: wall of skin takes 1 damage.
  27188. Round 2: wall of skin takes 1 damage.
  27189. Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
  27190. After Battle: Tingteng demonstrates a dance of celebration from his native land. Translated into couscous, it's basically incomprehensible.
  27191. After Battle: You gain 14 Strengthliness
  27192. After Battle: You gain 38 Mysteriousness
  27193. After Battle: You gain 15 Chutzpah
  27194. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  27195. > Turn(536): Starting with 3 left and 7 pulls left at Level: 13
  27196. > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 2.0
  27197. > Meat Drop: 150.0 Item Drop: 114.0
  27198. > HP: 562/562, MP: 491/1062
  27199. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  27200. > ML: 0 control: 0
  27201. > Everything Looks Yellow: 7
  27202. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  27203.  
  27204. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  27205.  
  27206. equip acc1 numberwang
  27207.  
  27208. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  27209.  
  27210. cast 1 Disco Leer
  27211. You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (10)
  27212.  
  27213. cast 1 The Polka of Plenty
  27214. You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (10)
  27215. > Added -tie to maximize
  27216. > Desired maximize: meat drop, -equip snow suit, switch Hobo Monkey, switch rockin' robin, switch adventurous spelunker, switch Grimstone Golem, switch Fist Turkey, switch Unconscious Collective, switch Golden Monkey, switch Angry Jung Man, switch Leprechaun -tie
  27217. > USE: Command(edpiece mouse) Item(The Crown of Ed the Undying) Score(20.0)
  27218. > Display(edpiece mouse)
  27219. > USE: Command(equip weapon ¶3855) Item(world's smallest violin) Score(5.0)
  27220. > Display(equip weapon world's smallest violin)
  27221. > REJECT: Item(basaltamander buckler) Score(0.0)
  27222. > Display(<font color=gray>keep off-hand: basaltamander buckler</font>)
  27223. > REJECT: Item(LOV Epaulettes) Score(0.0)
  27224. > Display(<font color=gray>keep back: LOV Epaulettes</font>)
  27225. > REJECT: Item(surgical apron) Score(0.0)
  27226. > Display(<font color=gray>keep shirt: surgical apron</font>)
  27227. > REJECT: Item(distressed denim pants) Score(0.0)
  27228. > Display(<font color=gray>keep pants: distressed denim pants</font>)
  27229. > REJECT: Item(numberwang) Score(0.0)
  27230. > Display(<font color=gray>keep acc1: numberwang</font>)
  27231. > USE: Command(equip acc2 ¶9091) Item(Mr. Screege's spectacles) Score(20.0)
  27232. > Display(equip acc2 Mr. Screege's spectacles)
  27233. > REJECT: Item(gold detective badge) Score(0.0)
  27234. > Display(<font color=gray>keep acc3: gold detective badge</font>)
  27235. > USE: Command(familiar Hobo Monkey) Score(143.55779762643567)
  27236. > Display(familiar Hobo Monkey)
  27237. > REJECT: Command(unequip familiar) Item(astral pet sweater) Score(0.0)
  27238. > Display(unequip familiar)
  27239. > REJECT: Effect(Synthesis: Greed) Score(300.0)
  27240. > Display(<font color=gray>synthesize Synthesis: Greed)
  27241. > USE: Command(use 1 Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting) Item(Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting) Effect(Always be Collecting) Score(100.0)
  27242. > Display(use 1 Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting)
  27243. > REJECT: Command(summon 2) Effect(Preternatural Greed) Score(100.0)
  27244. > Display(summon 2)
  27245. > REJECT: Command(asdonmartin drive observantly) Effect(Driving Observantly) Score(50.0)
  27246. > Display(asdonmartin drive observantly)
  27247. > REJECT: Effect(Winklered) Score(40.0)
  27248. > Display(<font color=gray>concert Winklered)
  27249. > USE: Command(use 1 baggie of powdered sugar) Item(baggie of powdered sugar) Effect(So You Can Work More...) Score(10.0)
  27250. > Display(use 1 baggie of powdered sugar)
  27251.  
  27252. edpiece mouse
  27253.  
  27254. equip weapon world's smallest violin
  27255.  
  27256. equip off-hand barrel lid
  27257.  
  27258. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  27259.  
  27260. equip pants flowing hippy skirt
  27261.  
  27262. equip acc1 Mr. Screege's spectacles
  27263.  
  27264. familiar Hobo Monkey (16 lbs)
  27265. unequip familiarequip
  27266.  
  27267. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  27268. You gain 188 hit points
  27269. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  27270. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
  27271.  
  27272. [537] Tower Level 2
  27273. Encounter: wall of meat
  27274. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  27275.  
  27276. [537] Noob Cave
  27277. Encounter: wall of meat
  27278. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  27279. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  27280. Round 1: Arbos casts SHATTERING PUNCH!
  27281. Round 2: wall of meat takes 172 damage.
  27282. Round 2: wall of meat takes 4 damage.
  27283. Round 2: wall of meat takes 8 damage.
  27284. Round 2: wall of meat takes 1 damage.
  27285. Round 2: wall of meat takes 6 damage.
  27286. Round 2: You lose 120 hit points
  27287. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  27288. Round 3: wall of meat drops 26 attack power.
  27289. Round 3: wall of meat drops 26 defense.
  27290. Round 3: wall of meat takes 4 damage.
  27291. Round 3: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  27292. Round 4: wall of meat takes 44 damage.
  27293. Round 4: You gain 44 hit points
  27294. Round 4: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
  27295. You gain 77 Meat.
  27296. Round 4: wall of meat takes 4 damage.
  27297. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  27298. Round 5: wall of meat drops 11 attack power.
  27299. Round 5: wall of meat drops 11 defense.
  27300. Round 5: wall of meat takes 4 damage.
  27301. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  27302. Round 6: wall of meat takes 4 damage.
  27303. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  27304. Round 7: wall of meat takes 3 damage.
  27305. Round 7: wall of meat takes 8 damage.
  27306. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  27307. Round 8: wall of meat takes 55 damage.
  27308. Round 8: wall of meat takes 55 damage.
  27309. Round 8: wall of meat takes 4 damage.
  27310. Round 8: wall of meat takes 8 damage.
  27311. Round 8: wall of meat takes 11 damage.
  27312. Round 8: wall of meat takes 1 damage.
  27313. Round 8: wall of meat takes 6 damage.
  27314. Round 8: You lose 105 hit points
  27315. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  27316. Round 9: wall of meat takes 55 damage.
  27317. Round 9: wall of meat takes 55 damage.
  27318. Round 9: wall of meat takes 3 damage.
  27319. Round 9: wall of meat takes 8 damage.
  27320. Round 9: wall of meat takes 8 damage.
  27321. Round 9: wall of meat takes 1 damage.
  27322. Round 9: wall of meat takes 8 damage.
  27323. Round 9: You lose 113 hit points
  27324. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  27325. Round 10: wall of meat takes 55 damage.
  27326. Round 10: wall of meat takes 110 damage.
  27327. Round 10: wall of meat takes 4 damage.
  27328. Round 10: wall of meat takes 8 damage.
  27329. Round 10: wall of meat takes 7 damage.
  27330. Round 10: wall of meat takes 2 damage.
  27331. Round 10: wall of meat takes 4 damage.
  27332. Round 10: You lose 113 hit points
  27333. Round 10: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  27334. Round 11: wall of meat takes 55 damage.
  27335. Round 11: wall of meat takes 55 damage.
  27336. Round 11: wall of meat takes 4 damage.
  27337. Round 11: wall of meat takes 8 damage.
  27338. Round 11: Arbos wins the fight!
  27339. After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
  27340. After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
  27341. You gain 975 Meat
  27342. After Battle: Tingteng does an impression of a swarm of tiny bees dancing, directing each other to the items they've discovered.
  27343. You gain 16 Meat.
  27344. After Battle: You gain 22 Strongness
  27345. After Battle: You gain 37 Mysteriousness
  27346. After Battle: You gain 19 Smarm
  27347. You gain a Moxie point!
  27348.  
  27349. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  27350. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  27351.  
  27352. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  27353. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  27354.  
  27355. cast 1 Astral Shell
  27356. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  27357.  
  27358. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  27359. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  27360.  
  27361. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  27362. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  27363.  
  27364. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  27365. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  27366.  
  27367. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  27368. You gain 406 hit points
  27369. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  27370. > Turn(537): Starting with 2 left and 7 pulls left at Level: 13
  27371. > Encounter: -5.0 Exp Bonus: 10.083333333333334
  27372. > Meat Drop: 385.332495807108 Item Drop: 159.0
  27373. > HP: 750/750, MP: 328/1100
  27374. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 15/15
  27375. > ML: 55 control: 0
  27376. > Everything Looks Yellow: 6
  27377. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  27378.  
  27379. equip weapon Knob Goblin tongs
  27380.  
  27381. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  27382.  
  27383. equip pants distressed denim pants
  27384.  
  27385. equip back LOV Epaulettes
  27386.  
  27387. equip acc1 numberwang
  27388.  
  27389. equip familiar astral pet sweater
  27390.  
  27391. familiar lock
  27392. > Added -tie to maximize
  27393. > Desired maximize: meat drop, -equip snow suit, switch Hobo Monkey, switch rockin' robin, switch adventurous spelunker, switch Grimstone Golem, switch Fist Turkey, switch Unconscious Collective, switch Golden Monkey, switch Angry Jung Man, switch Leprechaun -tie
  27394. > REJECT: Item(The Crown of Ed the Undying) Score(0.0)
  27395. > Display(<font color=gray>keep hat: The Crown of Ed the Undying</font>)
  27396. > USE: Command(equip weapon ¶3855) Item(world's smallest violin) Score(5.0)
  27397. > Display(equip weapon world's smallest violin)
  27398. > REJECT: Item(basaltamander buckler) Score(0.0)
  27399. > Display(<font color=gray>keep off-hand: basaltamander buckler</font>)
  27400. > REJECT: Item(LOV Epaulettes) Score(0.0)
  27401. > Display(<font color=gray>keep back: LOV Epaulettes</font>)
  27402. > REJECT: Item(surgical apron) Score(0.0)
  27403. > Display(<font color=gray>keep shirt: surgical apron</font>)
  27404. > REJECT: Item(distressed denim pants) Score(0.0)
  27405. > Display(<font color=gray>keep pants: distressed denim pants</font>)
  27406. > REJECT: Item(numberwang) Score(0.0)
  27407. > Display(<font color=gray>keep acc1: numberwang</font>)
  27408. > USE: Command(equip acc2 ¶9091) Item(Mr. Screege's spectacles) Score(20.0)
  27409. > Display(equip acc2 Mr. Screege's spectacles)
  27410. > REJECT: Item(gold detective badge) Score(0.0)
  27411. > Display(<font color=gray>keep acc3: gold detective badge</font>)
  27412. > REJECT: Item(astral pet sweater) Score(0.0)
  27413. > Display(<font color=gray>keep familiar: astral pet sweater</font>)
  27414. > REJECT: Effect(Synthesis: Greed) Score(300.0)
  27415. > Display(<font color=gray>synthesize Synthesis: Greed)
  27416. > USE: Command(use 1 Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting) Item(Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting) Effect(Always be Collecting) Score(100.0)
  27417. > Display(use 1 Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting)
  27418. > REJECT: Command(summon 2) Effect(Preternatural Greed) Score(100.0)
  27419. > Display(summon 2)
  27420. > REJECT: Command(witchess) Effect(Puzzle Champ) Score(77.9145461655811)
  27421. > Display(witchess)
  27422. > REJECT: Command(asdonmartin drive observantly) Effect(Driving Observantly) Score(50.0)
  27423. > Display(asdonmartin drive observantly)
  27424. > REJECT: Effect(Winklered) Score(40.0)
  27425. > Display(<font color=gray>concert Winklered)
  27426. > USE: Command(use 1 baggie of powdered sugar) Item(baggie of powdered sugar) Effect(So You Can Work More...) Score(10.0)
  27427. > Display(use 1 baggie of powdered sugar)
  27428.  
  27429. equip weapon world's smallest violin
  27430.  
  27431. equip off-hand barrel lid
  27432.  
  27433. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  27434.  
  27435. equip pants flowing hippy skirt
  27436.  
  27437. equip acc1 Mr. Screege's spectacles
  27438.  
  27439. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  27440. You gain 148 hit points
  27441. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  27442. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
  27443.  
  27444. [538] Tower Level 2
  27445. Encounter: wall of meat
  27446. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  27447.  
  27448. [538] Noob Cave
  27449. Encounter: wall of meat
  27450. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  27451. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  27452. Round 1: Arbos casts SHATTERING PUNCH!
  27453. Round 2: wall of meat takes 172 damage.
  27454. Round 2: wall of meat takes 4 damage.
  27455. Round 2: wall of meat takes 10 damage.
  27456. Round 2: wall of meat takes 2 damage.
  27457. Round 2: wall of meat takes 8 damage.
  27458. Round 2: You lose 98 hit points
  27459. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  27460. Round 3: wall of meat drops 26 attack power.
  27461. Round 3: wall of meat drops 26 defense.
  27462. Round 3: wall of meat takes 4 damage.
  27463. Round 3: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
  27464. Round 4: wall of meat takes 43 damage.
  27465. Round 4: You gain 43 hit points
  27466. Round 4: wall of meat takes 4 damage.
  27467. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  27468. Round 5: wall of meat drops 11 attack power.
  27469. Round 5: wall of meat drops 11 defense.
  27470. Round 5: wall of meat takes 3 damage.
  27471. Round 5: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  27472. Round 6: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
  27473. You gain 79 Meat.
  27474. Round 6: wall of meat takes 3 damage.
  27475. Round 6: Arbos casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
  27476. Round 7: wall of meat takes 4 damage.
  27477. Round 7: wall of meat takes 8 damage.
  27478. Round 7: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  27479. Round 8: wall of meat takes 55 damage.
  27480. Round 8: wall of meat takes 55 damage.
  27481. Round 8: wall of meat takes 4 damage.
  27482. Round 8: wall of meat takes 8 damage.
  27483. Round 8: wall of meat takes 10 damage.
  27484. Round 8: wall of meat takes 3 damage.
  27485. Round 8: wall of meat takes 6 damage.
  27486. Round 8: You lose 128 hit points
  27487. Round 8: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  27488. Round 9: wall of meat takes 55 damage.
  27489. Round 9: wall of meat takes 55 damage.
  27490. Round 9: wall of meat takes 3 damage.
  27491. Round 9: wall of meat takes 8 damage.
  27492. Round 9: wall of meat takes 11 damage.
  27493. Round 9: wall of meat takes 1 damage.
  27494. Round 9: wall of meat takes 4 damage.
  27495. Round 9: You lose 105 hit points
  27496. Round 9: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  27497. Round 10: wall of meat takes 55 damage.
  27498. Round 10: wall of meat takes 55 damage.
  27499. Round 10: wall of meat takes 3 damage.
  27500. Round 10: wall of meat takes 8 damage.
  27501. Round 10: wall of meat takes 10 damage.
  27502. Round 10: wall of meat takes 2 damage.
  27503. Round 10: wall of meat takes 3 damage.
  27504. Round 10: You lose 120 hit points
  27505. Round 10: Arbos casts SAUCESTORM!
  27506. Round 11: wall of meat takes 110 damage.
  27507. Round 11: wall of meat takes 55 damage.
  27508. Round 11: wall of meat takes 4 damage.
  27509. Round 11: wall of meat takes 8 damage.
  27510. Round 11: Arbos wins the fight!
  27511. After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
  27512. You gain 1016 Meat
  27513. After Battle: Tingteng whirls around picking up items, like a little couscous tornado.
  27514. You gain 66 Meat.
  27515. After Battle: You gain 17 Strengthliness
  27516. After Battle: You gain 37 Wizardliness
  27517. After Battle: You gain 23 Sarcasm
  27518.  
  27519. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  27520. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  27521.  
  27522. cast 1 Scarysauce
  27523. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  27524.  
  27525. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  27526. You gain 391 hit points
  27527. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  27528. > Starting bedtime: Pulls Left: 7
  27529. > Hermit acquistion of: ten-leaf clover
  27530.  
  27531. friars blessing 2
  27532. You acquire an effect: Brother Corsican's Blessing (20)
  27533.  
  27534. equip acc1 numberwang
  27535.  
  27536. equip acc2 tiny plastic golden gundam
  27537.  
  27538. equip acc3 gold wedding ring
  27539.  
  27540. shower lukewarm
  27541.  
  27542. [539] Your Witchess Set
  27543. Took choice 1181/3: Flip through the book of puzzles
  27544. Encounter: Witchess Puzzles
  27545. Took choice 1183/2: Daily Challenge
  27546. choice.php?whichchoice=1183&pwd&option=2
  27547. You acquire an effect: Puzzle Champ (25)
  27548. > Source Terminal request: enhance items.enh
  27549. Source Terminal: enhance items.enh
  27550. You acquire an effect: items.enh (100)
  27551. > Source Terminal request: extrude -f booze.ext
  27552. Source Terminal: extrude -f booze.ext
  27553. You acquire an item: hacked gibson
  27554. > Source Terminal request: extrude -f booze.ext
  27555. Source Terminal: extrude -f booze.ext
  27556. You acquire an item: hacked gibson
  27557. > Source Terminal request: extrude -f booze.ext
  27558. Source Terminal: extrude -f booze.ext
  27559. You acquire an item: hacked gibson
  27560. > Pulls remaining: 7
  27561. > You have 8 free rests remaining.
  27562. > You have some KGB clicks (21) left!
  27563. > You have 3 nuns visits left.
  27564.  
  27565. Manipulating the Control Panel in the Conspiracy Island bunker
  27566. Took choice 986/8: 1912
  27567. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=986&option=8
  27568.  
  27569. Visiting the Employee Assignment Kiosk
  27570.  
  27571. place.php?whichplace=airport_cold&action=glac_walrus
  27572. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1114&option=0
  27573. > Goodnight done, please make sure to handle your overdrinking, then you can run me again.
  27574. > You need to overdrink and then run me again. Beep.
  27575.  
  27576. cast 1 The Ode to Booze
  27577. You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (10)
  27578.  
  27579. drink 1 hacked gibson
  27580. You gain 25 Adventures
  27581. You gain 48 Beefiness
  27582. You gain a Muscle point!
  27583. You gain 48 Enchantedness
  27584. You gain 55 Roguishness
  27585. You gain 4 Drunkenness
  27586. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-4)
  27587. > Hello Arbos, time to explode!
  27588. > This is version: 1205 Mafia: 18194
  27589. > This is day 2.
  27590. > Turns played: 538 current adventures: 26
  27591. > Current Ascension: Standard
  27592.  
  27593. uneffect Ode to Booze
  27594.  
  27595. equip weapon Knob Goblin tongs
  27596.  
  27597. equip off-hand basaltamander buckler
  27598.  
  27599. equip pants distressed denim pants
  27600.  
  27601. equip back LOV Epaulettes
  27602.  
  27603. equip acc2 World's Best Adventurer sash
  27604.  
  27605. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  27606. > Starting bedtime: Pulls Left: 7
  27607. > Hermit acquistion of: ten-leaf clover
  27608.  
  27609. Visiting Relaxing Hot Tub in clan VIP lounge
  27610. You gain 183 hit points
  27611.  
  27612. equip acc2 tiny plastic golden gundam
  27613.  
  27614. equip acc3 gold wedding ring
  27615. > Pulls remaining: 7
  27616. > You have 8 free rests remaining.
  27617. > You have some KGB clicks (21) left!
  27618. > You have 3 nuns visits left.
  27619.  
  27620. Visiting the Employee Assignment Kiosk
  27621.  
  27622. place.php?whichplace=airport_cold&action=glac_walrus
  27623. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1114&option=0
  27624. >
  27625. >
  27626.  
  27627. telescope look low
  27628. > Estimated adventure need (tower) is: 6.
  27629. > You need 0 pulls.
  27630. > You have 7 pulls.
  27631. > You have a Deck of Every Card and 5 draws remaining!
  27632. > You have 10 minutes left to Time-Spinner!
  27633. > You can still fight a Chateau Mangtegna Painting today.
  27634.  
  27635. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  27636.  
  27637. equip back LOV Epaulettes
  27638. > You can still dispose of Garbage in Dinseyland.
  27639. > You are probably done for today, beep.
  27640. > Done for today (2), beep boop
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