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- >"So I looked straight at 'em and I was all like..."
- >every stallion at the table focused on the contorted face that Rainbow Blitz made
- >then all of them erupted into hearty laughter that filled Sugarcube corner
- >they were slamming their hooves on the table and Bubble Berry rolled on the floor laughing
- >as their hysterical fit died down, Dusk spoke up
- >"Did that really happen, Blitz?
- >"Oh yeah dude, that's why I'm not allowed at the spa anymore!"
- >Dusk broke into laughter again
- >"It's true. The mares there told me that he is banned." Elusive chuckled
- >AJ wiped his eyes and said "We can't take yah nowhere, can we?"
- >Dusk finally calmed his laughter
- >"Oh, tonight has been great!"
- >all the ponies around him agreed with his statement
- >Dusk sighed, slightly sad that his great party was going to have to come to a close eventually
- >"OH OH OOH!"
- >the pink stallion jumped from the floor
- >"For such a great night, We need a great picture to remember it!"
- >Dusk smiled at him
- >"That's not a bad idea, Berry."
- >"ooh! I'll get the camera, you all figure out which pose you want to strike!"
- >the pink stallion said, then zipped away
- >"Hey, so uh, where's Butterscotch?"
- >the group started to look around the table
- >their timid friend was unaccounted for
- >"Don't worry dudes, I'll go fetch 'em"
- >Blitz flapped his wings and took off
- >scanning the establishment, he eventually spotted the pink and yellow of his friend
- >sitting alone at a table in the corner
- >except...
- >there were two ponies standing next to him, talking to him
- >as Blitz headed towards his friend, he noticed that it was two mares talking to him
- >Two cute mares
- >aw lucky...
- >when the stallion neared his friend, the two mares started to walk off
- >one of them looked kind of sad
- >"It's alright if he doesn't want to dance with us..." one said to the other as they passed Blitz
- >Blitz checked out the booty as they walked away
- >as a wise stallion once said,
- >Noice.
- >the yellow stallion had his head hung low, a half-eaten piece of cake beside him
- >he was looking into his cup of punch, his long hair hanging over his eyes
- >Butterscotch was deep in thought as his friend landed next to him
- "i'm sorry, but i don't really want to dance, if that's ok..."
- >he sighed out
- >"Aw come on! Not even with me?"
- >Scotch nearly jumped out of his chair and spilled his punch
- >he put his hoof to his chest to try to quell his rapidly beating heart
- >"I'm just kidding, dude. I'll do a lot of stuff for you, but dancing ain't one of 'em. Unless..."
- >Scotch had a look of shock on his face
- >"Nah, I'm joking"
- >Scotch still looked shocked
- >Blitz noticed that his friend had been acting weird the last little bit
- >he knew Scotch was gonna be a wallflower
- >but not this bad
- >he seemed...
- >more standoffish than usual
- >and he hadn't said a word since they left his house
- >"Dude?"
- >Butterscotch's wide eyes stared at him
- >"Dude."
- >the timid stallion gulped
- >"What's up dude?"
- >his question was met by mumbles from the yellow pegasus
- >"Dude, you know you can tell me what's bothering you."
- >Blitz said as he threw a hoof over Scotch's shoulder
- >the yellow pegasus mumbled again
- >"C'mon man. Lay it on me!"
- >Butterscotch just stared at Rainbow Blitz
- >panic slowly creeping into his body
- >How do you tell your best friend that his very mom...
- >and you, on their couch...
- >where he probably naps sometimes...
- >and she was on your...
- >with her mouth...
- >just thinking about it caused the shy stallion's loins to stir
- >no. it was bad that he did that with her
- >but she did start it
- >he should have just said no to her and stood in the middle of their living room
- >...but it felt so good
- >is that what it was like?
- >could every mare do that?
- >"Butterscotch, let me know what's bothering you."
- >that snapped the yellow pegasus back to reality
- >his best friend's voice
- >the son of the mare that just a little bit earlier was all over his privates
- >her very son that she loved very much, and-
- >Scotch's jaw started to tremble
- >by Luna's moON SHE KISSED BLITZ EARLIER
- >the panic was making itself at home in Butterscotch now
- >"Scotch?"
- "y-y-ye- wwhat ii-is it, Blitz?"
- >"What is it with you, dude?"
- "I-i-i, uh... I c-can't..."
- >Blitz leaned in a bit closer
- >"Scotch, you know you can tell me anything. And remember all the secrets I've told you?"
- >that was true.
- >Scotch knew all of Blitz's secrets
- >every deep dark secret the blue pegasus had
- >what made him cry
- >what broke his heart
- >even why he couldn't keep a marefriend
- >it's because he was the fastest stallion around
- >in more ways than one
- >even his most secret secret...
- >the one that could never get out
- >and that meant that keeping this a secret was out of the question
- >"So go ahead, dude" Blitz said to him
- "okay"
- >Butterscotch took a deep breath
- "Its about your mom"
- >he barely squeaked out
- >"Oh. She's a nice mare, isn't she?"
- >Blitz said with a smirk
- >"You ain't jealous of my mom or anything, are you? Cause I can't share her with you."
- >Scotch was trembling in fear
- >It's now or never
- >he closed his eyes
- >took a breath
- "Blitz, your mom kissed me."
- >Butterscotch held his eyes closed
- >anticipating some repercussion from his friend
- >he'd probably hate him forever
- >"Dude, I was there."
- >Scotch felt his stomach drop
- >"It's fine. She kissed me on the cheek too, remember?"
- >oh
- >the yellow pegasus let go of a breath he didn't know he was holding
- >"I think she just did it to mess with me. That's why she hugged us so long. She's been messing with me a lot lately..."
- >Blitz half-mumbled the last part of that
- "No, I..."
- >should he tell?
- >without hesitation, he made his decision
- "Blitz, she really kissed me."
- >Scotch whispered
- >the blue stallion just stared at him
- >"Like..."
- "On the lips. she got on top of me on your couch and used her tongue."
- >Butterscotch snapped his eyes shut again
- >anticipating a hoof to the face
- >but it was better for him to tell the truth
- >he had lived a full, young life
- >done what he wanted to
- >took care of animals
- >he had a great circle of friends, at one time
- >probably not any more though
- >and at least he had kissed a mare
- >but he didn't get to get married and have special cuddles time with a sweet little mare
- >but that's okay
- >Butterscotch sat still
- >any second now...
- >the anticipation was killing him
- >maybe Rainbow Blitz would show some mercy and only leave him with an inside-out face
- >Scotch would have to move to the middle of the Everfree forest then and live in a cave
- >maybe he could become an urban legend...
- >or maybe Blitz was going to grab him and fly high in the sky and throw him into space
- >space was pretty...
- >or maybe Blitz had flown away, to get a flying start for a sonic-rainboom-powered hoof that would erase Butterscotch from existence
- >...
- >Butterscotch opened an eye
- >and saw Rainbow Blitz sitting there
- >no hoof reared back
- >just sitting there, in front of him
- >with a sad, yet confused look on his face
- >"Dude, I-"
- >Rainbow Blitz eyes were slowly glancing around
- >"...is this some kinda joke? I'd expect this from, like Bubble, not you..."
- >Scotch hesitated for a moment
- >Blitz could take a prank, but he wasn't' good with mom jokes
- >the rainbow pegasus was known to give the hoof to any stallion that talked junk about his mom
- >Butterscotch took a breath
- "No."
- >the timid stallion snapped his eyes shut again
- >still waiting for some kind of repercussion
- >the two sat in silence for an extremely long second
- >"r- really dude?"
- "Y-y-yeah..."
- >Scotch still hadn't opened his eyes
- >he was on the verge of tears, waiting for his friend to start yelling at him
- >or... hit him...
- >...
- >anything
- >"Scotch."
- >oh no
- >here it comes
- >Butterscotch was biting his tounge
- >wait no don't do that
- >you don't want to bite it
- >whenever he...
- >"...dude"
- >Butterscotch squeaked
- >"Its okay, dude."
- >here it comes...
- >wait
- "...what?"
- >"I, uh, it's okay"
- "y-your'e not gonna h-hit me?"
- >"I...Why would I do that?"
- >Butterscotch opened his eyes in surprise
- >Rainbow Blitz looked sad
- >very sad...
- "...but I, It's just, um, your mom and me..."
- >Blitz held up his hoof and Scotch's voice trailed off
- >"Scotch, I've known you forever, man. I know you're not the type to force yourself on somepony..."
- >that was true
- >Butterscotch was no... well, no Rainbow Blitz
- >wait, no. it wasn't right to say that...
- "she... she kinda forced herself onto me..."
- >Blitz held his hoof up again
- >"Dude, I don't care if you and my mom... kissed, but I don't want to hear about it..."
- >Butterscotch sighed in relief
- >at least he wouldn't have to go into detail about it
- >...or about what else she did
- >Butterscotch felt an ache in his groin
- >"but can I tell you something, man?"
- >Blitz had a worried look in his eyes
- "S-sure"
- >"My mom's been acting weird lately."
- >Scotch hesitated for a moment before asking
- "Weird... like how?"
- >Butterscotch didn't know much about being a mom, but he was sure that you shouldn't start kissing your son's best friend
- >or, well, do what they did...
- >Scotch lowered his head slightly at that thought
- >"It seems like she's being real... protective of me lately."
- "W-what makes you say that?"
- >"She's always giving me hugs and kissing my forehead all the time. Like, whenever I get home or leave."
- "Well, she is your mom. Moms are supposed to give hugs."
- >Blitz sighed
- >"But not real long hugs. Like, long enough to be awkward, long."
- "oh..."
- >"She's only been doing that recently. She used to just give me quick hugs before I went out."
- "um, Is that all?"
- >"Well, uh..."
- >the blue stallion leaned in closer to the yellow stallion
- >in a considerably softer tone, he said to him
- >"The other night, I woke up... and I was just laying there, in my bed, and well... um..."
- >Butterscotch watched Blitz nervously swallow before continuing
- >"she was just standing there, like, beside my bed, and... well..."
- >Blitz leaned in slightly closer
- >"...she was staring at me."
- "um..."
- >the yellow stallion's eyes grew slightly wider
- >that was kind of weird
- >really weird
- >and it'd be scary for any pony to watch you while you sleep
- "a-are you sure she wasn't,um... sleep-walking?"
- >"No, I don't think she sleep walks. And I think I saw her eyes open"
- >Scotch had become nervous at the thought of that
- "i-um, did she, um... do anything?"
- >"Nah. She just stood there. For like ten minutes, And she didn't move, and I didn't move."
- >Blitz scratched his head for a moment
- >"Well, wait..."
- >Scotch backed up a bit
- >"She did pet my head right before she left."
- >okay now this is full on weird
- "Have you, um, talked to her... about this?"
- >"Nah."
- "m-maybe you should."
- >"well, what would I say?"
- >the stallions stared at each other
- >"Mommy, were you watching me sleep?"
- >Butterscotch thought for a moment
- "have you, um, just talked to her in general?"
- >"huh? Yeah, we talk. Sometimes."
- "Have you, um, spent time with her lately?"
- >Blitz furrowed his brow in thought for a few seconds
- >he had been spending a lot of time away from home lately
- >but he did spend time with his mom too
- >"Yeah, She made cookies the other day and we talked for a while and ate cookies."
- >Blitz stared at his friend
- >"Scotch, where are you going with this?"
- "oh, um, Is she... sad?"
- >"Sad?"
- >the blue stallion raised an eyebrow
- >"She doesn't seem sad to me. She was pretty happy while baking the other day. When I showed up, she was shaking her tail."
- >Blitz felt a small bit of blush grow on his face as he questioned if he should have told his friend about that or not
- >"Why would she be sad?"
- "Well, um, when I started taking care of animals and moved out to my own house, my mom got sad."
- >"But I'm not moving out. Anytime soon..."
- "I know, but my mom was sad because I was getting big and growing up. And she acted a little weird for a little while. Maybe your mom is the same way."
- >"Oh. You may be on to something, Scotch."
- "I go visit my parents every now and then and it makes them happy. So, um, just go talk to her sometime."
- >"Ya know, That's a good idea."
- >Blitz got up from the table
- >"We're gonna go talk to her now."
- >Butterscotch smiled at his friend
- >well, that's nice of him...
- >wait, WE?
- "um, you want me to go... with you?"
- >the yellow pegasus didn't know if he could face Blitz's mom again so soon
- >"Yeah dude. I need you there with me. I'm no good at this stuff."
- "But, um, What about Dusk? and his party?"
- >"eh, it'll be ok. I'll tell him we got something important to do."
- >Blitz was headed toward their group of friends
- "um... what about..."
- >Butterscotch slowly followed behind his friend
- >"Oh yeah! We still got a picture to take, dude!"
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