Anthony Sexytimes Oversharing FAQ

"Wait so you're in an open relationship how does that wor--"
--Pretty much as you'd expect.

"So you could --"
--Yes.

"And you're bisexu--"
--I think so. I've not actually, like, sealed the deal with a guy before, but I've been attracted enough to a few guys that I figure I am. Granted, when it comes to guys I generally only go for the absurdly pretty or androgynous ones, so I don't know. Maybe I'm just Diet Bisexual.

"So if I wanted to take you to BrownTown, how would we do that"
Firstly, you would have to not call it that. Secondly, we'd have to be into each other. Thirdly, you'd probably have to tell me that's what you're going for because I am utterly incapable of, and oblivious to, flirting. I once walked away from a girl mid-flirt because I thought she considered me boring and was only asking me questions like "so what are you majoring in" out of pure politeness.

"So you're gonna be at GaymerX?"
Yeah. Until like midday Saturday.

"Who is your favorite Doctor Who"
David Tennant and his name is the Doctor not Doctor Who GOD