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- >Be a fluffy pony named Grassy
- >Your stupid earthie mumma gave you the name
- >You don't hate earthies, they're all just stupid
- >That's why your herd enslaves them
- >You're out on a patrol now with two other unicorns
- >Boulder is a small gray fluffy with lighter-gray head holder and tail fluff
- >Bottle is a bigger green fluffy with darker-green head holder and tail fluff
- >You're all looking for earthies to bring back to Smarty King
- "Wook ova' dere fo' wingies Gwassy!" Boulder says
- >You do as he says because he's something Smarty King calls a "Lou Tenant"
- >You knew a fluffy named Lou once
- >She was pretty
- >You hear shuffling in the tall grassies ahead
- "Bowdah! Gwassie see somfin' in da gwassies!"
- >He runs over to check it out
- >Two dark monsters instantly drop from the sky, laughing a scary laugh
- >You instantly know what attacked your Lou
- >Puffing your cheeks, you fire up your horn
- "GO 'WAY WINGIES! DUM FWUFFIES!"
- >A line of white sparklies flies from your horn thingee and barely hits a dummy wingie
- >Earthies are okay enough, you sometimes feel bad because they're so stupid
- >But you do hate wingies!
- >You've hated wingies ever since you were born!
- >Smarty King helped all the unicorns in your herd learn how to use their horn-thingees to make hurty sparks
- >Smarty King also told all of the unicorn fluffies about how stupid earthies need help with "Phils Call Labour"
- >You knew a fluffy named Phill once
- >Then Smarty King told a story about how mean meanie wingies were
- >Stupid meanie wingies!
- >You chase after the two wingies, who've begun flying with Boulder in their hooves
- >If only you could fly...
- >You feel sad as you watch sleepy Boulder fly off with the wingies
- >Bottle starts crying, so you give him hugs
- >You have to be brave, you have to be strong
- >You have to tell Smarty King what happened
- >You're a little scared now, because you're entering the Throne room of King Smarty
- >It's really dark and smells like red owies
- >Your herd lives in a really big stone cave on one end of The Big Green
- >The grassies in The Big Green aren't good nummies, Smarty King told you that!
- >He's so smart
- >He's also strong and smells pretty all the time
- >Even his poopies smell pretty
- >On the other end of The Big Green are the dummy wingies
- >Their Smarty must be smart too, since only wingies from that herd can fly
- >As far as you've noticed from lonely fluffies discovered on patrols
- >But he's not as smart as King Smarty!
- >You take a few scared steps forward towards the dark
- "Ki-King Smarty?"
- "Yes, Gwassies?"
- >You love King Smarty because he knows every fluffy's name
- >You also love him because he can do a scary but smart trick with his voice
- >It sounds like two fluffies are talking at once!
- >Isn't that a neat trick?
- >Still pretty scary, actually
- "A wepowd abou' da patwol-"
- "Ah yis, we got da' earthies you sen'. Vewwy gud Gwassy, vewwy gud"
- >You gulp in fear
- "Weww, King Smawty, is not aww gud"
- >You almost make poopies when two green shinies start glowing from the dark
- >Purple smokies surround the shinies
- >Those're King Smarty's eyes, and another neat-but-scary trick
- "Wut Gwassies mean, NOT. AWW. GUD?"
- "Wingies weww dewe! Wingies took Bowdah! Haf to save Bowdah!"
- >The smokies around King Smarty's eyes moves faster
- >That mean's he's thinking
- >Smarty King is so smart
- >He steps towards you, off his throne
- >He's really big, but smaller at the no-no's and poopie-place end of him
- >He's mostly gray, with a lot of fluff around his head that looks like it's always in the wind
- >He also has a red cape on his back
- >That means he's not only Smarty, but KING Smarty
- >You wish you had a cape some days
- "Bowdah was a gud unicown, a gud fwuffy"
- >Smarty King looks sad
- >You know better than to give him huggies, though
- "Hewd not weady fow waw..."
- >You're a little scared now, because you're entering the Throne room of King Smarty
- >It's really dark and smells like red owies
- >Your herd lives in a really big stone cave on one end of The Big Green
- >The grassies in The Big Green aren't good nummies, Smarty King told you that!
- >He's so smart
- >He's also strong and smells pretty all the time
- >Even his poopies smell pretty
- >On the other end of The Big Green are the dummy wingies
- >Their Smarty must be smart too, since only wingies from that herd can fly
- >As far as you've noticed from lonely fluffies discovered on patrols
- >But he's not as smart as King Smarty!
- >He looks at you
- "Nu weady fow Pewicles an' all his fas' wingies"
- >He walks out of the Smarty King room
- >You walk with him
- "Yoo gud fwuffy Gwassy, awways get gud nummies and"
- >He shudders
- >"Cwystaw Swaves"
- >King Smarty calls your earthie slaves "Crystal Slaves" for some reason
- >You don't know what a crystal is, but it probably has to do with the shiny gray paper he puts on them
- >The shinies make sure the dumb earthies can't escape
- >King Smarty also has them around his chest fluff and leggies
- >He calls it "Regal Armour"
- >You call it pretty
- >He stops you two just before you enter the Big Room
- "Yoo do weww now, Lou Tenan' Gwassie"
- >Your chest starts stomping
- >You can't believe you're a Lou Tenant of King Smarty!
- >Struggle to speak
- "Th-thank yoo King Sm-Smarty!"
- >He smirks
- "Pwease Lou Tenan', caww me King Sombwa nao"
- >You hug him
- >He hugs you back
- >You love King Smarty Sombra
- >and will make as many wingies sleep forever as possible to make sure he's happy
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