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  1. _ _____ _ _ _ ___________ _____
  2. | | | ___| | | | | | ___| ___ \/ ___|
  3. | | | |__ | | | | | | |__ | |_/ /\ `--.
  4. | | | __|| | | |/\| | __|| __/ `--. \
  5. | |____| |___| |___\ /\ / |___| | /\__/ /
  6. \_____/\____/\_____/\/ \/\____/\_| \____/
  7.  
  8. ###--======================================--###
  9. \|/ A random badass/hilarious weapons mod \|/
  10. /|\ By Synert, Konda, Eric & Ijon Tichy /|\
  11. ###--======================================--###
  12.  
  13.  
  14. Note: There is one CVar; lelweps_giveweapons.
  15. - If 0, you cannot get the Lelweps without cheating.
  16. - If 1, you can puke script 420 to get the Lelweps.
  17. - If 2, you get the Lelweps automatically.
  18.  
  19. MOVING ON.
  20.  
  21.  
  22. -= SYNERT =-
  23.  
  24. -QUAKER-
  25. Named after the small earthquakes it produces, this shoots out a highly
  26. damaging laser beam. Fire it indoors for extra win.
  27.  
  28. -DARK LAUNCHER-
  29. A modifed Rocket Launcher that fires out spinning balls of dark matter. What
  30. more could you want? Oh, and they're homing too.
  31.  
  32. -LASER GRID DEPLOYER 1-
  33. This deploys moving laser grids that will glide across the battlefield, slicing
  34. up anything that gets in the way.
  35.  
  36. -CLUSTER GRENADE LAUNCHER-
  37. A single shot contains more grenades than you're gonna find in the entire
  38. level. FUCKING MIRACLES
  39.  
  40. -FIRE GRENADE LAUNCHER-
  41. Great for parties.
  42.  
  43. -BOLTER-
  44. It may have a limited range, but this is capable of frying a Cyberdemon in
  45. seconds.
  46.  
  47. -PIST'O'L OF DESTRUCTION!-
  48. Aiming is now optional.
  49.  
  50. -THE HARBINGER-
  51. The Harbinger launches a deadly salvo of 20 rockets. When they explode, each
  52. one 'paints' a laser target on the ground which will be shot with lethal
  53. precision by an orbital laser cannon.
  54.  
  55. -SUPER HEALGUN-
  56. A super shotgun... that fires health bonuses? It's scarily effective.
  57.  
  58.  
  59.  
  60. -= IJON TICHY =-
  61.  
  62. -PHALANX SSG-
  63. A rocket-firing, rapid-fire super shotgun with enough punch to down a Baron in
  64. one. Say hello to your new best friend.
  65.  
  66. -TRAP BONUS-
  67. You'll be afraid of health bonuses forever.
  68.  
  69. -POWERFUL-
  70. Because surviving your own shot is for scrubs.
  71.  
  72. -LAUNCHER PISTOL-
  73. Enemies are now fireworks gg. Also comes in Heretic, Hexen, and Strife flavors.
  74. (whyyyyyyy)
  75.  
  76. -TCBPR-
  77. The country's best plasma rifle. Primary fire fires plasma that explodes into
  78. more plasma. Alt fire takes primary fire and ramps it up to eleven thousand.
  79.  
  80. -WTRL-
  81. What the rocket launcher? Primary fire launches a rocket that explodes and
  82. releases a second explosion half a second later, much larger than the first one.
  83. Secondary fire launches a rocket that explodes into 15 WTRLs. It makes perfect
  84. sense.
  85.  
  86. -GUN PISTOL-
  87. It is a pistol. That fires TCBPRs and WTRLs. Because why not I guess?
  88.  
  89. -HEALING PISTOL-
  90. Another fucking pistol. This one heals you and enemies. Why is healing enemies a
  91. good thing? Well, if you overheal them, they change to your side. That's pretty
  92. awesome. Primary fire goes to max health, alt-fire goes to infinity. Both heal
  93. for 1000 health a pop.
  94.  
  95. -FLAME CHAINGUN-
  96. It's a chaingun that fires firey bullets that are on fire. They light the ground
  97. below them on fire as they fly over it, and the flames will either stunlock or
  98. kill any poor sod in them. Two bullets can kill a Cyberdemon, if you get lucky.
  99.  
  100. -SUPER SPHEREGUN-
  101. Aiming is now completely useless.
  102.  
  103. -PERMAFLAMEWALL-
  104. Watch as the enemies run straight into it and predictibly die. It also blocks
  105. shots, so hide behind it and laugh as you please!
  106.  
  107. -HOLOWALL SPAWNER-
  108. A bigger, less on-fire version of the Permaflamewall. Instead of exploding, it
  109. deals a million damage to whoever touches the wall without permission. Why yes,
  110. it makes Shotgun Frenzy a complete joke.
  111.  
  112. -LASGUN-
  113. It can either snipe, spray an area with absurd amounts of lasers, or fire a
  114. gigantic laser that vaporises anything remotely near it. Take your pick.
  115.  
  116. -STORM BOLTER-
  117. Take a pistol. Make it fire rockets. Make those rockets deal over 1000 damage.
  118. Make the pistol fire the rockets almost at the rate of the minigun. There you
  119. go. Spess Mahrens would be proud.
  120.  
  121. -SUPER NOCLIP-
  122. It's a super shotgun. Except it shoots through everything. And whatever it goes
  123. through or near gets turned into chunky salsa dip. Literal wallhacks.
  124.  
  125. -SUPER ROCKET SHOTGUN-
  126. Super shotgun, but with rockets and faster. Simple, but effective.
  127.  
  128. -GEO MAKER-
  129. This is now Minecraft.
  130.  
  131.  
  132.  
  133. -= KONDA =-
  134.  
  135. -ICE AGE CANNON-
  136. "NO! YOU ARE NOW ICICLE!"
  137.  
  138. -LUL-
  139. <Konda> anyway, here's a lulzy weapon
  140.  
  141. -BLACK HOLE GENERATOR-
  142. Quite possibly one of the most incredible weapons you'll ever use.
  143.  
  144.  
  145.  
  146. -= ERIC =-
  147.  
  148. -FIREBALL SHOTGUN-
  149. It fires a semicircle of exploding death. Its recoil will also have you break
  150. every speed limit ever.
  151.  
  152.  
  153. -= DUSK =-
  154.  
  155. -VORPAL BLADE-
  156. [13:29] <Dusk> also Synert, speaking of hilarious weapons i got mad at chillax the other day
  157. [13:29] <Dusk> and made a vorpal blade which spams bfgballs
  158. [13:29] <Dusk> on altfire it thrusts you up :v
  159.  
  160. -ION CANNON-
  161. [13:30] <Dusk> replaced the bfg with an ion cannon which pretty much obliterates the whole map
  162. [13:31] <Dusk> on altfire it gives you invul because yeah
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