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- \|/ A random badass/hilarious weapons mod \|/
- /|\ By Synert, Konda, Eric & Ijon Tichy /|\
- ###--======================================--###
- Note: There is one CVar; lelweps_giveweapons.
- - If 0, you cannot get the Lelweps without cheating.
- - If 1, you can puke script 420 to get the Lelweps.
- - If 2, you get the Lelweps automatically.
- MOVING ON.
- -= SYNERT =-
- -QUAKER-
- Named after the small earthquakes it produces, this shoots out a highly
- damaging laser beam. Fire it indoors for extra win.
- -DARK LAUNCHER-
- A modifed Rocket Launcher that fires out spinning balls of dark matter. What
- more could you want? Oh, and they're homing too.
- -LASER GRID DEPLOYER 1-
- This deploys moving laser grids that will glide across the battlefield, slicing
- up anything that gets in the way.
- -CLUSTER GRENADE LAUNCHER-
- A single shot contains more grenades than you're gonna find in the entire
- level. FUCKING MIRACLES
- -FIRE GRENADE LAUNCHER-
- Great for parties.
- -BOLTER-
- It may have a limited range, but this is capable of frying a Cyberdemon in
- seconds.
- -PIST'O'L OF DESTRUCTION!-
- Aiming is now optional.
- -THE HARBINGER-
- The Harbinger launches a deadly salvo of 20 rockets. When they explode, each
- one 'paints' a laser target on the ground which will be shot with lethal
- precision by an orbital laser cannon.
- -SUPER HEALGUN-
- A super shotgun... that fires health bonuses? It's scarily effective.
- -= IJON TICHY =-
- -PHALANX SSG-
- A rocket-firing, rapid-fire super shotgun with enough punch to down a Baron in
- one. Say hello to your new best friend.
- -TRAP BONUS-
- You'll be afraid of health bonuses forever.
- -POWERFUL-
- Because surviving your own shot is for scrubs.
- -LAUNCHER PISTOL-
- Enemies are now fireworks gg. Also comes in Heretic, Hexen, and Strife flavors.
- (whyyyyyyy)
- -TCBPR-
- The country's best plasma rifle. Primary fire fires plasma that explodes into
- more plasma. Alt fire takes primary fire and ramps it up to eleven thousand.
- -WTRL-
- What the rocket launcher? Primary fire launches a rocket that explodes and
- releases a second explosion half a second later, much larger than the first one.
- Secondary fire launches a rocket that explodes into 15 WTRLs. It makes perfect
- sense.
- -GUN PISTOL-
- It is a pistol. That fires TCBPRs and WTRLs. Because why not I guess?
- -HEALING PISTOL-
- Another fucking pistol. This one heals you and enemies. Why is healing enemies a
- good thing? Well, if you overheal them, they change to your side. That's pretty
- awesome. Primary fire goes to max health, alt-fire goes to infinity. Both heal
- for 1000 health a pop.
- -FLAME CHAINGUN-
- It's a chaingun that fires firey bullets that are on fire. They light the ground
- below them on fire as they fly over it, and the flames will either stunlock or
- kill any poor sod in them. Two bullets can kill a Cyberdemon, if you get lucky.
- -SUPER SPHEREGUN-
- Aiming is now completely useless.
- -PERMAFLAMEWALL-
- Watch as the enemies run straight into it and predictibly die. It also blocks
- shots, so hide behind it and laugh as you please!
- -HOLOWALL SPAWNER-
- A bigger, less on-fire version of the Permaflamewall. Instead of exploding, it
- deals a million damage to whoever touches the wall without permission. Why yes,
- it makes Shotgun Frenzy a complete joke.
- -LASGUN-
- It can either snipe, spray an area with absurd amounts of lasers, or fire a
- gigantic laser that vaporises anything remotely near it. Take your pick.
- -STORM BOLTER-
- Take a pistol. Make it fire rockets. Make those rockets deal over 1000 damage.
- Make the pistol fire the rockets almost at the rate of the minigun. There you
- go. Spess Mahrens would be proud.
- -SUPER NOCLIP-
- It's a super shotgun. Except it shoots through everything. And whatever it goes
- through or near gets turned into chunky salsa dip. Literal wallhacks.
- -SUPER ROCKET SHOTGUN-
- Super shotgun, but with rockets and faster. Simple, but effective.
- -GEO MAKER-
- This is now Minecraft.
- -= KONDA =-
- -ICE AGE CANNON-
- "NO! YOU ARE NOW ICICLE!"
- -LUL-
- <Konda> anyway, here's a lulzy weapon
- -BLACK HOLE GENERATOR-
- Quite possibly one of the most incredible weapons you'll ever use.
- -= ERIC =-
- -FIREBALL SHOTGUN-
- It fires a semicircle of exploding death. Its recoil will also have you break
- every speed limit ever.
- -= DUSK =-
- -VORPAL BLADE-
- [13:29] <Dusk> also Synert, speaking of hilarious weapons i got mad at chillax the other day
- [13:29] <Dusk> and made a vorpal blade which spams bfgballs
- [13:29] <Dusk> on altfire it thrusts you up :v
- -ION CANNON-
- [13:30] <Dusk> replaced the bfg with an ion cannon which pretty much obliterates the whole map
- [13:31] <Dusk> on altfire it gives you invul because yeah
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