Can't take Wonderland out of a Cheshire

>Meet cute Cheshire while in Wonderland
>Marry her and take her back home to the real world
>She's majorly disappointed that her teleportation isn't what it's used to be
>You've had to pull her out of the wall on multiple occasions, after she teleported into them
>First time you thought she guillotined herself
>She's happy that her invisibility still works, but she can't really hold in her snickering
>Manage to teach her proper etiquette and break the bad habits of Wonderland
>Like serving tea while in the middle of the highway
>Or going around the farmers market with a bag full of fruits and vegetables and asking the plant based monsters if they were related
>And to your surprise some of them admitted to providing said produce
>Turning invisible while driving the car causing many cops to pull her and you over
>Cooking the strangest food when your parents come over, most of it boiled down to sugary treats, sugary drinks, sugary meats, sugary sweets and tea... with extra sugar
>Your mother was a diabetic
>Walking up to a group of centaurs, a unicorn, a bicorn and a regular centaur and calling them "The good, the bad, and the ugly" respectively
>Eventually you have two cute daughterus together, and it was a surprise to you and the doctor that they were twins
>Somehow your wife managed to trick the ultrasound machine
>Luckily your daughters are much easier to raise, and you'll be sure once they get sent off to school they'll not turn out like other Wonderland denizens
>Once your daughters start kindergarten your wife really seemed to slow down
>The pranks came to near stop, she stopped making Wonderland dishes and cooked more conventional food that doesn't require a Jabberwock's milk, and even stopped harassing the neighbor by asking for a cup of water and splashing it back into their faces
>One day you feel safe enough as to let your wife go to the store alone and not get assaulted by the Hellhound manager who's had enough of her shit
>For some reason she's gone for awhile, you wonder what's taking her so long
>Your daughters come home and and your wife isn't answering her phone
>You get dinner ready and try calling her again but she doesn't answer
>You then notice flashing lights outside, red and blue flashing lights
>What did she do this time?
>You look outside and see cops are talking with her, and are they laughing?
>Walk outside to see what the hell is going on
>Wife introduces you to officer Penny, a Mad Hatter
>They knew each other in high school
>Officer Penny explains to you that they a car that looked just like hers robbed the store she was shopping at
>Wife invites her and the whole squad inside for tea
>They accept leaving you to put away the groceries
>Fucking Cheshires man