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  1. [2/11/2013 9:29:32 PM] ¡Taco!: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  2.  
  3. >loading...
  4. >loading...
  5. >reality 129.3.4.22_3 loaded
  6. >executing
  7.  
  8. Let me tell you the tale of two mythical creatures. Two talking, walking, flight-enabled mythical creatures.
  9.  
  10. One is a dragon. The other, a gryphon.
  11. [2/11/2013 9:35:04 PM] ¡Taco!: They, not really knowing each other, sat adjacent, in a small, dark cage. It seems to be surrounded by a large wooden crate, although neither of them can see much. They're bound by their hands, and legs, still being able to use their wings, but... well, they can't really go anywhere /or/ take off, for that matter, without the use of their hands or legs.
  12. [2/11/2013 9:39:53 PM] Argus the Griffon: The griffon wraps his wings around himself. He try's not to stare at the dragoness across from him in shame
  13. [2/11/2013 9:41:51 PM] ¡Taco!: She looks away as well, sighing faintly.
  14.  
  15. She, naked as can be, other than the bindings on her, is quite a dazzling sight. Pink scales, with a white underbelly. Her skin is actually kind of fuzzy, soft and warm to the touch, unlike cold, hard scales.
  16.  
  17. She flutters her eyes nervously, looking away from the naked gryphon.
  18. [2/11/2013 9:44:28 PM | Edited 9:46:19 PM] Argus the Griffon: He is ashamed that he was even captured. He does take a glance up at the dragoness after awhile though. He looks at her face mostly. He looks away though once she looks back at him
  19. [2/11/2013 9:52:21 PM] ¡Taco!: She feels /very/ uncomforable at the moment, just wants to go home...
  20.  
  21. Home. Where even is home for these two?
  22.  
  23.  
  24. Some voices can be heard outside.
  25.  
  26. "...finally, specimens we can /really study/; this is breakthrough science, Gralken."
  27.  
  28. "Indeed, Jameson. Real, live, anthrophomorphic mythical creatures! It's quite... astonishing. I wonder what languages they might speak?"
  29.  
  30. "Well, don't get your hopes up, but I think that the carriers overheard them mumbling in, get this, /English/."
  31. [2/11/2013 9:53:42 PM] ¡Taco!: "/English?!/ Amazing! This could be the key to discovering the truth behind this planet; getting to other planets, even dimensions!"
  32.  
  33. "Don't get ahead of yourself, they're just two specimens."
  34. [2/11/2013 9:54:45 PM] Argus the Griffon: He grumbles to himself ".... dirty filth...."
  35. [2/11/2013 9:56:26 PM] ¡Taco!: The scientists, oblivious to what the gryphon says or even thinks, don't hear what he says, carry on their conversation as they walk away, it would seem.
  36.  
  37. The pink dragoness is quick to act, wriggling her hands and legs and clawing at her bindings; tight, strong ropes.
  38.  
  39. It seems as if they were captured very... un-scientifically.
  40. [2/11/2013 9:58:27 PM] Argus the Griffon: He notices what she is doing and watched inquisitively.
  41. [2/11/2013 9:59:04 PM] ¡Taco!: She quickly snaps them, huffing slightly. Seems her talons are sharp.
  42.  
  43. She turns to the gryphon, completely free, moving over to work on his.
  44.  
  45. "C'mon, we have to get out of here..."
  46. [2/11/2013 9:59:52 PM] Argus the Griffon: He blinks than nods at her. He positions himself so she can do a better job
  47. [2/11/2013 10:03:06 PM] ¡Taco!: She soon snaps his hands free, nodding. "Get your feet, and I'll see what I can do about the cage..."
  48.  
  49. She quickly switches over to the door of the iron cage, seeing what she can do to get it open.
  50. [2/11/2013 10:05:11 PM] Argus the Griffon: He looks her over again this time studying her frame a little as he makes quick work of the bindings
  51. [2/11/2013 10:06:27 PM] ¡Taco!: She's slightly built, but not seeming to be much of a weight lifter, if you catch my drift. She's normal weighted, having... deliciously beautiful female appendages on her chest. Her rump, somewhat obstructed by her tail, also seems to be quite the looker.
  52. [2/11/2013 10:11:16 PM] ¡Taco!: She... forms a magical aura around her hand, and places it around the lock that's keeping the iron door from opening. It soon... melts.
  53. [2/11/2013 10:16:46 PM] Argus the Griffon: He cant help but stare
  54. [2/11/2013 10:18:15 PM] ¡Taco!: She moves her legs through the bars, kicking the wooden crate outside of it.
  55. [2/11/2013 10:18:33 PM] Argus the Griffon: He follows behind her quietly
  56. [2/11/2013 10:20:07 PM] ¡Taco!: The wood starts to give, her moving between bars to kick them out.
  57.  
  58. She grunts slightly as she does.
  59.  
  60. She then moves to the back of the crate, adjacent to the door.
  61. [2/11/2013 10:21:17 PM] Argus the Griffon: He still watches her; a small smile showing on his beak. He kinda likes the view
  62. [2/11/2013 10:22:35 PM] ¡Taco!: She huffs, then becons him; "C'mon, I need you help; we're going to bust this birdcage open."
  63. [2/11/2013 10:23:35 PM] Argus the Griffon: He doesnt speak, he just moves to help. He waits for orders
  64. [2/11/2013 10:24:15 PM] ¡Taco!: "Count of three... One... two... THREE!" She indicates, rushing towards the metal bars.
  65. [2/11/2013 10:25:02 PM] Argus the Griffon: He rushes the bars with her
  66. [2/11/2013 10:33:29 PM] ¡Taco!: And... the crate comes open, dispensing them on the ground, in a large laboratory of sorts. Many medical, scientific and ... animal care instruments, like leashes and prods are dispensed around the room.
  67. [2/11/2013 10:37:47 PM] ¡Taco!: "Humans." She says with disgust. "No wonder they're not allowed in the union."
  68. [2/11/2013 10:40:06 PM] Argus the Griffon: He nods at her "We should get out of here quick sweetheart" He says this in a bit of a gruffy deep voice. She can tell that he said sweetheart to see if she annoys easily
  69. [2/11/2013 10:42:57 PM] ¡Taco!: She smacks him on the face, playfully. It doesn't hurt.
  70.  
  71. Much.
  72.  
  73. "I'm /not/ in the mood, /darling/." She sticks her draconian tongue out at him slightly.
  74.  
  75. She moves over to one of the large shelved units, scrambling around to look for--
  76.  
  77. She found it. She throws one at him. It's a medical robe, like the ones you'd see in hospitals. "I don't want to see your thing, and I don't want you to see my thing/s/... ...yet." Saucy wink.
  78. [2/11/2013 10:48:56 PM] Argus the Griffon: He blink-blinks at the comment -oh my- He thinks in his head. He looks absolutely shocked
  79. [2/11/2013 11:11:24 PM] ¡Taco!: "I'm joking." She rolls her eyes. "Get your clothes on."
  80.  
  81. She moves over to pick up one of the cattle prod-like instruments.
  82. [2/11/2013 11:13:00 PM] Argus the Griffon: "Awwww....." He frowns and slips the clothes on.
  83. [2/11/2013 11:14:50 PM] ¡Taco!: "...wait, you /seriously/ want to get in my pants? ...metaphorically speaking." She slips on one of the robes. "I just met you!" She raises an eyebrow, confused.
  84. [2/11/2013 11:18:38 PM] Argus the Griffon: "I-uhh... I thought we were just joking around" he blinks. "I wouldn't 'get into your pants' without at least taking a fine dragoness like you out on a date first" he chuckles
  85. [2/11/2013 11:19:24 PM] ¡Taco!: "Oh, well, then, when we get out of here, I'll make sure we keep in touch~" She winks.
  86. [2/11/2013 11:20:50 PM] Argus the Griffon: He grins at her -too bad griffons are forbidden to mate with dragons- he walks up to her "what next sweetheart?"
  87. [12:04:03 AM] ¡Taco!: "Well, next we get the heck out of here, /darling/." She rolls her eyes playfully.
  88.  
  89. She tosses one of the cattle prods to him. "That's your weapon. Use it wisely and don't nudge me with it. You know any magic?"
  90. [12:17:36 AM] Argus the Griffon: "Magic? No...." He swings the prod around a little
  91. [12:18:21 AM] ¡Taco!: "Ah... Allow me," she leans over and presses the button on the prod. Bzzzzt. It turns on. "Press it again to turn it off."
  92. [12:19:20 AM] Argus the Griffon: He does just that "..... Dirty humans.... Using these blasted tools"
  93. [12:19:51 AM] ¡Taco!: "Oh, yeah." She nods. "But, they work on them just as well." She gets a wily smile.
  94. [12:22:50 AM] Argus the Griffon: "Hate the humans as much as me?" He grins
  95. [12:23:09 AM] ¡Taco!: "Hmm. You from Eden?" She headtilts.
  96. [12:26:40 AM] Argus the Griffon: "No....."
  97. [12:27:29 AM] ¡Taco!: "Ahh, explains that." She smiles slightly. "But, yes, Humans are quite up on my "things I need to get rid of while I live" list." She grins.
  98. [12:28:13 AM] Argus the Griffon: "Hope griffons are not on that list"
  99. [12:28:26 AM] ¡Taco!: "Luckliy, no." She giggles.
  100. [12:28:58 AM] Argus the Griffon: "Good" he gives her a wink
  101. [12:32:19 AM] ¡Taco!: She grins, soon moving over to the door and looking in the window down the hallway.
  102.  
  103. "...two guards." She says.
  104. [12:33:22 AM] Argus the Griffon: He nods slowly. He wishes he could still gaze upon her bare, beautiful body.
  105. [12:34:01 AM] ¡Taco!: "...I know that look." She sticks her tongue out at him slightly. "You /might/ get that on our third date. If we ever get there."
  106. [12:34:20 AM] Argus the Griffon: He turns reeeeeeeed
  107. [12:34:55 AM] ¡Taco!: "C'mon, enough eye googling, let's go." She slowly opens the door.
  108.  
  109. The guards don't seem to notice. She makes signs to get a move on.
  110. [12:35:47 AM] Argus the Griffon: He follows hesitantly
  111. [12:39:01 AM] ¡Taco!: She tiptoes along one side of hallway, going towards the junction. The two guards are clothed in white uniforms, with guns holstered at their sides.
  112. [12:39:33 AM] Argus the Griffon: He is known for being quiet
  113. [12:44:22 AM] ¡Taco!: They make it past the guards, and into the hallway. There are various doors, but they don't seem to be opening anytime soon.
  114.  
  115. She still creeps along the hallway carefully, not really... are those security cameras?
  116. [12:46:56 AM] Argus the Griffon: He doesn't notice. He still creeps along the hallway. "Sweetheart" he whispers "You know how long it's going to take us to get out of here"
  117. [12:47:51 AM] ¡Taco!: "I-... don't know." She whispers.
  118. [10:57:33 AM] Argus the Griffon: "Hopefully we can fast" he continues to whisper. He quietly tip-toes behind the dragoness watching her movements closely. He shivers than grins.
  119. [11:09:38 AM] ¡Taco!: "I don't think we're too far deep," She whispers. "I can sense the surface from here, we're... maybe 50 metres down into the earth."
  120. [11:11:01 AM] Argus the Griffon: "Okay....." He is quiet for awhile as they sneak
  121. [11:20:59 AM] ¡Taco!: She sneaks up behind a single guard down a hall.
  122.  
  123. The guard doesn't seem to mind.
  124. [11:24:05 AM] ¡Taco!: She pulls out the cattle prod, flicking it on. It hums faintly.
  125.  
  126. The guard instantly reacts. "W-wuh-- who go--"
  127.  
  128. He is unable to finish his sentence, however, as she wraps her dragoness hand around his mouth, muffling him and jabbing him in the back with the cattle prod.
  129.  
  130. His eyes roll to the back of his head, and he falls to the ground.
  131.  
  132. She smirks.
  133. [11:30:42 AM] Argus the Griffon: He smiles wide at the sight. "Wonderful~"
  134. [11:31:24 AM] ¡Taco!: She waves her hand over the passed out human, an aura surrounding him. The guard soon dissapears.
  135. [11:32:41 AM] Argus the Griffon: He blink-blinks as the guard disappears O.o "what the fuck?"
  136. [11:33:07 AM] ¡Taco!: "Oh, dear, you don't know half of the powers of sorcery." She rolls her eyes. "I needed a new pet anyway."
  137. [11:33:36 AM] Argus the Griffon: "Your scary...... Me like"
  138. [11:33:59 AM] ¡Taco!: She giggles faintly, smirking.
  139. [11:36:41 AM] Argus the Griffon: He grins at her. "Didn't get your name sweetheart~?
  140. [12:24:30 PM] ¡Taco!: "Only if you'll tell me yours first." She grins back.
  141. [12:25:59 PM] Argus the Griffon: "Nonono~ I asked first" he steps closer to her
  142. [3:39:52 PM] ¡Taco!: She rolls her eyes, sticking her draconian tongue out at him. "My name is Luma Faira." She whispers.
  143. [3:41:02 PM] Argus the Griffon: "Names Zubari Steelwing" he bows with a grin
  144. [3:41:54 PM] ¡Taco!: "Nice to meet you. Now, let's get out of here." She returns the bow quickly, smirking.
  145. [3:42:48 PM] Argus the Griffon: He chuckles lightly. "After you~"
  146. [3:45:47 PM] ¡Taco!: She tiptoes down the corridor, soon reaching what seems to be an elevator. "Oh, thank Leo." She mumbles to herself, looking at the keypad.
  147.  
  148. It needs an access key.
  149. [3:46:28 PM] Argus the Griffon: "What about that guard you knocked out?"
  150. [3:49:07 PM] ¡Taco!: "Oh, what, this?" She flicks her hand, and a keycard appears in it.
  151. [3:50:32 PM | Edited by ¡Taco!, 3:55:15 PM] Argus the Griffon: He grins. "Well done Luma~"
  152. [3:50:46 PM | Removed by ¡Taco!, 3:55:10 PM] Argus the Griffon: This message has been removed.
  153. [3:55:37 PM] ¡Taco!: "You should learn magic, it's really handy~" She smirks, slipping the access key into the slot.
  154. [3:56:43 PM | Edited 3:57:02 PM] ¡Taco!: She steps into the elevator as the door opens with a ~fphoosh~.
  155. [3:58:18 PM] ¡Taco!: "Oookay..." She sighs, closing her eyes. She presses two fingers to her right temple, rubbing them. The fingers in question start to glow with the same pink aura as she used to break the lock and make the body dissapear.
  156. [4:00:34 PM] Argus the Griffon: He watches contently. He is used to magic since his brother loved it
  157. [4:01:48 PM] ¡Taco!: "...eight guards, all trained well... and no way around or under them..." She shakes her head slightly.
  158. [4:02:41 PM | Edited by ¡Taco!, 4:03:01 PM] Argus the Griffon: He cracks his neck. "I think we can take 'em."
  159. [4:02:51 PM] Argus the Griffon: "I think*
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