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RO/RP: Camping it up

Apr 30th, 2012
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  1. -- recreantOctopus [RO] creeps around, finding it hard to concentrate on his psychic power. So hungry. So tired. Mustn't sleep. Nighmares will get him --
  2. -- restlessPipes [RP] happens to be setting camp up nearby and is starting a fire because geez, these nights sure are cold! He also happens to be making some delicious soup. The scent saturates the air. --
  3. -- recreantOctopus [RO] oh god what is that? CIRRIN RUNFAR can't help be drawn to the smell. He crawls closer, watching --
  4. -- restlessPipes [RP] hums as he chops up some vegetables into the stew. He stirs, then takes a sip. He smacks his lips. --
  5. -- recreantOctopus [RO] shuffles yet closer and snatches some of the vegetables while he's not looking --
  6. -- restlessPipes [RP] reaches for some carrots wait where did they go?? --
  7. RP: T}{at's odd...
  8. -- recreantOctopus [RO] munch munch munch --
  9. -- restlessPipes [RP] began trolling recreantOctopus [RO] at 00:51 --
  10. -- restlessPipes [RP] retrieves a sword, just in case. --
  11. RP: }{ello? Is someone out t}{ere?
  12. -- recreantOctopus [RO] freezes. Dangerous sword. But that smell is so good. He wonders if he can just... reach over and... --
  13. -- restlessPipes [RP] patiently waits for a response when he notices movement. He whirls around, pointing his sword at the intruder! --
  14. RP: A}{a!
  15. RO: ahh dont hurt CIRRIN RUNFAR!
  16. -- recreantOctopus [RO] frozen mid theft --
  17. RP: Is t}{at your name, broodbrot}{er? CIRRIN RUNFAR?
  18. -- restlessPipes [RP] shouts his name because hey it's a shoutable name and he likes emphasis. --
  19. RO: yes
  20. RO: think so
  21. RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR is CIRRIN RUNFAR
  22. RP: Per}{aps we s}{ould c}{ange it to CIRRIN T}{IEFFAR.
  23. RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR was just
  24. RO: putting it back!
  25. -- recreantOctopus [RO] drops it into the stew --
  26. RO: see?
  27. RO: helping
  28. -- restlessPipes [RP] lowers his sword with a laugh. --
  29. RP: Relax, my brot}{er. I was merely jesting.
  30. RP: It gets so boring and lonely out }{ere at times t}{at I need a little amusement.
  31. RO: er amusement you say?
  32. RO: your not gonna make CIRRIN RUNFAR dance or something like that?
  33. RP: If you wis}{ to dance a merry jig upon my turf you are more t}{an free to do so. I will even provide t}{e accompanying flute.
  34. RP: But I gat}{er t}{at you are }{ungry, yes?
  35. RP: Please, }{elp yourself!
  36. RO: what really?
  37. RO: what do you want in return?
  38. RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR has pretty much nothing
  39. RP: Well, per}{aps you could aid me in gat}{ering some vegetables for tomorrow to repay t}{e ones t}{at you've kindly pilfered from me.
  40. RO: oh
  41. -- recreantOctopus [RO] takes his hand out from his back holding another stolen vegetable --
  42. RO: well okay that his fair
  43. RO: (is
  44. -- restlessPipes [RP] snatches the vegetable and drops it into the stew. He sits back. --
  45. RP: I try my best to be.
  46. RO: interesting way of life
  47. -- recreantOctopus [RO] slowly sits down --
  48. RO: so er whats your name?
  49. RP: Living in t}{e wilds like a madtroll allows me to c}{oose w}{atever lifestyle I want.
  50. RP: Ranigi Dagda, my broodbrot}{er.
  51. RO: oh you chose to be hobo?
  52. RO: you werent driven into it?
  53. -- restlessPipes [RP] :| --
  54. RP: I wouldn't call my lifestyle t}{at of a }{obo's...
  55. RP: I prefer t}{e term... wanderer!
  56. RO: oh CIRRIN RUNFARs sure you could be called worse
  57. RP: Yes, I am glad for your reminder.
  58. -- restlessPipes [RP] says it dryly. --
  59. -- recreantOctopus [RO] looks at the stew, wondering when it will be ready --
  60. RO: so really what are you doing here?
  61. -- restlessPipes [RP] perks up. This is obviously his favorite subject!! --
  62. RP: Well, some may call me fool}{ardy as many ot}{ers }{ave done in t}{e past, but I am certain t}{at my current quest is a noble and true one!
  63. RP: You see, I am searc}{ing for a myt}{ical lake t}{at is said to }{ouse all t}{e secrets of trollkind, w}{ere all manners of magical creatures dwell in a state of dazzling tribal warfare!
  64. RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR must have misheard something on account of CIRRIN RUNFARs state of hunger and lack of sleep and nightmares but
  65. RO: that is a pretty strange thing to be looking for
  66. RP: Strange, per}{aps. Impossible? I t}{ink not! I am positively certain t}{at t}{is lake must be somew}{ere on Alternia!
  67. RP: O}{, yes, and I t}{ink t}{e stew is ready.
  68. RO: yesss!
  69. -- restlessPipes [RP] hands him a bowl of stew. Mmm. --
  70. -- recreantOctopus [RO] doesn't waste time stuffing is face with the glorious food! --
  71. -- restlessPipes [RP] meanwhile eats daintily and cleanly while chattering away about his ~MAGICAL LAKE~: --
  72. -- recreantOctopus [RO] occasionally pauses to glace up to make sure Ranigi hasn't changed his mind and is going to hit him or take the food away --
  73. RP: You see, I've collected many texts t}{at all point to t}{e location of t}{is lake and I t}{ink t}{at I'm finally near! It's bound to be GLORIOUS! T}{e most wonderful discovery for trollkind! T}{ey say t}{at t}{e waters can scorc}{ t}{e fles}{ off a troll wit}{ its steam, and...
  74. -- recreantOctopus [RO] has a hard time following all this --
  75. RO: so its like a spa?
  76. RP: }{eavens no! It's t}{e lake w}{ere Troll King Art}{ur t}{rew }{is enemies live and screaming!
  77. RP: It's anyt}{ing BUT a spa!
  78. RO: oh
  79. RO: sounds like quite the place though
  80. -- restlessPipes [RP] heaves a longing sigh, his eyes sparkling. --
  81. RP: Yes. It is simply t}{e best place.
  82. RO: yeah...
  83. RO: wait sorry
  84. RO: what makes it great again?
  85. RO: the burning of the enemies?
  86. RP: No, no, no! It's great because it will be my }{ome.
  87. RP: Ever since I was little my lusus told me stories of t}{is wonderful lake w}{ere all of Alternia's creatures could live in }{armonious violence.
  88. RO: home
  89. RO: that would be nice
  90. RP: Yes.
  91. RP: }{ome.
  92. -- restlessPipes [RP] lets out another sigh. --
  93. RP: W}{at about you, CIRRIN RUNFAR?
  94. RP: W}{at of your }{ome?
  95. RO: huh?
  96. RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR left it
  97. RO: well driven out
  98. RP: A}{. I am sorry to }{ear t}{at, broodbrot}{er.
  99. RP: I suppose t}{is makes us companions in t}{e same quest!
  100. RO: it it does?
  101. RP: But of course!
  102. -- restlessPipes [RP] throws an arm across Cirrin's shoulders and waves his other arm for dramatic effect. --
  103. RP: We are wandering t}{is dangerous planet, searc}{ing for a place to quenc}{ our longing for t}{e perfect }{aven. Does t}{at not make us a similar pair?
  104. RO: well sure...
  105. RO: technically running from an crapy haven
  106. RO: what was wrong with your original hive anyway?
  107. RP: Not}{ing. I burnt it down myself w}{en I left.
  108. RO: oh yeah
  109. RO: good idea
  110. RO: make sure no one else can move into it huh?
  111. RP: Yes. T}{at and it fulfilled its purpose once my lusus was gone.
  112. RO: you lost your lusus too?
  113. RP: Well, I wouldn't say lost! I }{ave }{im rig}{t by my side, in t}{is pocket.
  114. -- restlessPipes [RP] pats said pocket. --
  115. RP: }{is remains give me some modicum of comfort.
  116. RO: thats a pretty small oh.....
  117. RP: Yes.
  118. RP: W}{at of your lusus?
  119. -- recreantOctopus [RO] tuns his head --
  120. RO: hes around
  121. RO: somewhere
  122. RO: keeps watch over CIRRIN RUNFAR when CIRRIN RUNFAR sleeps
  123. RP: O}{. From your remark I t}{oug}{t t}{at yours was well... er...
  124. RP: Dead!
  125. RO: no that was mean as well as your hive
  126. RP: Apologies, t}{en.
  127. RP: But your lusus is quite devoted! I envy you.
  128. RO: oh
  129. RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR never thought about it that way
  130. RO: hes always been kinda
  131. RO: lame and silly
  132. RP: }{ow so?
  133. RO: well your lusus told you about the lake thing right?
  134. RO: octodad schoolfed CIRRIN RUNFAR barely anything
  135. RO: except some nonsense about friendship and love and stuff
  136. -- restlessPipes [RP] gives him a pitying look. --
  137. RP: I am very, very sorry to }{ear t}{at.
  138. RO: whats with that look?
  139. RP: W}{at look?
  140. RO: er that
  141. RO: nevermind
  142. RO: just because CIRRIN RUNFARs lusus didnt teach CIRRIN RUNFAR anything worth nothing doesnt mean CIRRIN RUNFAR stupid
  143. RP: I'm certain t}{at I didn't call you anyt}{ing of t}{at sort.
  144. RO: you didnt?
  145. RO: well it must have been the sleep thing then
  146. -- restlessPipes [RP] is now an idle chum! --
  147. RP: If you are in suc}{ dire need for sleep, you are more t}{an welcome to rest }{ere.
  148. RO: are you sure thats a good idea?
  149. RO: you know with the nightmares?
  150. RP: I }{ave a solution for t}{at!
  151. -- restlessPipes [RP] fumbles through pockets and retrieves a small vial. --
  152. RP: Feast your eyes upon t}{is!
  153. RP: ... of course, it'll be larger. T}{is is merely a sample.
  154. RO: snake oil?
  155. RP: No, no, no.
  156. RP: It's an }{erbal substitute for sopor.
  157. RP: I am quite proud of it!
  158. RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR er what is works?
  159. RP: Pardon?
  160. RO: sorry
  161. RO: that actually works?
  162. RO: and its all natural?
  163. RP: Yes!
  164. RP: I mean...
  165. RP: It works. To an extent.
  166. RP: You won't t}{ras}{ around, but you'll still }{ave some... diluted nig}{tmares.
  167. RP: But rest assured, you will }{ave your sleep!
  168. RO: wow thats the last time CIRRIN RUNFAR had proper sleep was
  169. RO: when CIRRIN RUNFAR broke into someones hive
  170. RP: If you want, I could }{and you some.
  171. RO: and what do you want for that?
  172. RO: more hunting or something?
  173. RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR has helped with that before...
  174. -- restlessPipes [RP] smiles. --
  175. RP: T}{at would be ideal.
  176. RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR can do that
  177. RP: T}{ank you, broodbrot}{er. Your kindness is muc}{ appreciated.
  178. RO: so how about that sleep then?
  179. -- recreantOctopus [RO] a rustle in the bushes can be heard --
  180. RP: W}{y certainl--
  181. -- restlessPipes [RP] hears the rustle and springs to his feet, withdrawing his swords! --
  182. RP: }{alt! W}{o goes t}{ere?
  183. -- recreantOctopus [RO] jumps up to his feet --
  184. -- recreantOctopus [RO] the noise stops for a while. All that can be hear is the swaying of leaves in the trees --
  185. -- restlessPipes [RP] moves closer to the campfire. --
  186. RP: W}{oever you are, we mean no }{arm.
  187. -- recreantOctopus [RO] backs away and uses his power --
  188. -- recreantOctopus [RO] a mass of tentacles falls from a tree above onto restlessPipes [RP] --
  189. RP: CIRRIN, do you }{ave any weapo--
  190. -- restlessPipes [RP] wait where is the redblood wait OH MY GOD TENTACLES WHAT. --
  191. -- recreantOctopus [RO] octo dad gives restlessPipes [RP] a tight tentacle hug and coos --
  192. -- restlessPipes [RP] is extremely uncomfortable with this and is trying to wriggle away. --
  193. RO: oh hey there
  194. RO: theres CIRRIN RUNFARs lusus
  195. RP: }{ow... c}{arming....
  196. -- restlessPipes [RP] says this as he kicks at octodad. --
  197. RO: see what CIRRIN RUNFAR meant by lame?
  198. RO: let him go
  199. RO: hes like
  200. RO: sort of a friend
  201. -- recreantOctopus [RO] octodad untangles and shuffles over to Cirrin --
  202. -- restlessPipes [RP] is freeeeeee. He sits up, rubbing his arm. --
  203. RP: }{e's very...
  204. RP: Affectionate.
  205. RO: he is
  206. RO: so er
  207. RO: CIRRIN RUNFARs going to disappear and find a hiding spot to sleep then
  208. RP: W}{y not sleep }{ere?
  209. RO: well lets because CIRRIN RUNFAR doesnt trust you that far
  210. RP: If I try any debauc}{ery I'm certain t}{at your lusus will stop me wit}{ }{is }{ugs of doom.
  211. RO: maybe
  212. RO: if this hunting thing goes alright we can
  213. RO: take turns keeping watch?
  214. RP: Gladly, my broodbrot}{er.
  215. RO: but not today
  216. RP: If you so insist.
  217. RP: But I would }{ave you know t}{at you are now bound to a promise. I do not look fondly upon promise-breakers.
  218. RO: wait what promise CIRRIN RUNFAR didnt say the word promise
  219. RP: You offered your }{elp, didn't you?
  220. RP: It's as good as a promise. A fair exc}{ange of services.
  221. RO: your talking about the hunting right?
  222. RP: W}{at else would I talking about?
  223. RO: the frie nevermind
  224. RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR promises to pay you back for the food and stuff
  225. RO: later
  226. -- recreantOctopus [RO] slinks away, his lusus following him --
  227. RP: Goodbye, CIRRIN RUNFAR!
  228. -- restlessPipes [RP] goes back to tending his fire. --
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