Wtf Remy

Musik: -Ash sat with a beer in his hand, staring down at his phone. He looked over to Alex, staring hard at her face.- "I don't want to sing, stop it." // -Alex sat on the bar, swinging her legs slightly.- "But i need to hear you sing!" -She said loudly in her thick accent, bringing her glass up to her lips to take a drink of the vodka and cranberry.-
Tsaaq: Remy drove up to Beer Goggles and parked horribly as usual. He walked up to the bar and spotted Alex and Ash. “Hey guys, you’re drinking on a Tuesday too?” He said with a raise of his brows.
Musik: -Ash shook his head, dropping his eyes back down to his phone.- "No, Alex." -He looked back up to see Remy, nodding.- "Yup." // "Ugh you fucking suck, Ashlynn." -Alex mumbled his name softly sipping her drink as she lifted her blue eyes to look at Remy.- "Fuck yeah. Get yourself some."
Tsaaq: ((WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT IN FRONT OF REMY LOL))
Tsaaq: ((Now he knows his fuckin name lmao))
Musik: (NO. SHE MUMBLED IT. IT WAS SOFT. but whatever, everyone is going to know his name with her here.)
Tsaaq: He patted his hands on the bar. He furrowed his brows. His ears picked up the name and he started to smirk."Ashlynn?" Remy repeated as he held in his laughed. "Yeah sure bro. I'm drinking my usual." He raised his hand to the bartender. "One jager bomb and shiiiit. What do you want Ashlynn?" Remy asked as he turned to look at Ash.
Musik: -Ash lifted his head to stare straight at the wall.- "Alex. Stop talking before I shove you off the bar." -He turned to look at Remy, glaring at him.- "Call me Ashlynn again and I'll shove your head in the toliet." // "Ugh shut up! Can't you just sing and stop talking? I mean that'd be best." -Alex smiled at her brother, and turned to look at Remy.- "He's drinking beer, and he's low." -She said grabbing his bottle, lifting it up and nodding.- "Yeah he's low."
Musik: Musik: -Ash lifted his head to stare straight at the wall.- "Alex. Stop talking before I shove you off the bar." -He turned to look at Remy, glaring at him.- "Call me Ashlynn again and I'll shove your head in the toliet." // "Ugh shut up! Can't you just sing and stop talking? I mean that'd be best." -Alex smiled at her brother, and turned to look at Remy.- "He's drinking beer, and he's low." -She said grabbing his bottle, lifting it up and nodding.- "Yeah he's low."
Tsaaq: “Aw come on man! Cheer up. I’m just fucking around.” He threw his hands up in the air. “Get my friend here a beer, my friend Ash-“ Remy paused and looked at him then cupped the side of his mouth. “-Lynn” He finished saying quietly. “You shouldn’t feel bad about your name. My real name technically isn’t Remy. And Bryan’s middle name?” He started to crack up and took his drink as it was slid down the bar. “Let’s just say I laugh about a lot of people’s names around here.”
Musik: -Ash rolled his eyse, dropping his head down onto the bar.- "I'm done. I hate you both." -He jerked his head up looking at Remy's face.- "Wait, what's Bryan's middle name?" // "Wait but who's Bryan?" -Alex's eyes jumped between them.- "I don't know anyone! Who's he? Is his middle name like Kyle or some shit? That would suck."
Tsaaq: He dropped his shot into the larger glass and began to drink it down. “Hm, I don’t know if I should tell you guys… Bryan might fight me and sure I could fight back but it’s a lot easier to just hate and yell at him. Fighting makes our friendship complicated.” Remy explained. “But I assure you, it’s hilarious.” He nodded his head and began to grin.
Musik: -Ash looked down at his phone, shrugging.- "You guys have a friendship? He does friendships?" // -Alex threw his hand up, waving it around in front of them.- "Fuckers! I asked a question. Who's Bryan? Which one is he?" -She snatched Ash's phone from him, moving through squawks on his phone.-
Tsaaq: "He's the one with the pepperoni nipples and the beard." Remy told to Alex then took another drink from his glass. "Yeah... It's a complicated friendship though." He shrugged his shoulders. "It's like being in an abusive relationship except both parties are abusive and they're only with each other because they hate everyone else." He explained.
Musik: "I'm pretty sure I could've went all my life without hearing what his nippls look like." -Ash nodded, staring down at his empty hands.- "I'm texting Steph, bitch give it back." -He reached his hand out to take his phone back.- // -Alex shoved his hand away.- "Oh shut up, your girlfriend can wait a second I want to see what Bryan looks like." -She scrunched her nose looking at Remy.- "Pepperoni.. NIpples? That's gross. That's really fucking gross. He should have those looked at by a Plastic surgeon. I'm sure they can help with that." -She dropped her eyes back down to Ash's phone, finding a picture of Bryan.- "Oh. Him. Dude who was carrying the hot short girl the other night. Okay." -She put the phone back in Ash's hand, picking her glass back up to take a sip.-
Tsaaq: After finishing his drink he slid his empty glass down the bar. “We should start one of those online funds for Bryan so he can get plastic surgery on his nipples.” Remy said with a snap of his fingers. “Yeah Aubrey, that’s his girlfriend.” He nodded his head. “Yeah, his middle name is fucking hilarious.”
Musik: -Ash snatched his phone back, staring down at it.- "Fucking.. take my phone. I'll put your head in the toliet instead of his." -He cringed slightly.- "Can we not talk about his nipples please?" // -Alex laughed loudly nodding.- "We should! I'd donate." -She nodded and dropped her eyes down to Ash, planting her hand on his forehead and pushing it back so she could look at his face.- "Would you fuckin' stop? I swear she's not going anywhere in the next five minutes, so calm your boner."
Tsaaq: "Hey everybody has nipples, Ashl-" Remy stopped himself and smiled. "Ash, just Ash. Nothing else." He said quickly. "I'm gonna set up the webpage when I get the chance and I'll link it to you." Remy looked to Ash. "Do you want to contribute to Bryan's nipple fund?" He asked with a laugh.
Musik: -Ash glared at Alex, and shoved her hand away.- "Please don't talk about my nonexistant boner." -He looked at Remy, blankly staring at him.- "Please stop." // -Alex rolled her eyes.- "No, because I can talk about what I want." -She finished off her drink, and nodded to the waitress, giving her a wink. She turned back look at Remy, nodding.- "Sweet. This is going to be hilarious."
Tsaaq: He went to give Alex a high five. He shook his head Ash. "You're talking about your nonexistent boner though." Remy said with wide eyes. "Come on man, you're guilty of this stuff too." He looked around then leaned in to Ash. "Okay dude. I'm going to be honest. This is honesty hour but I stalked you for a while. I've got to say that you make me wish I was a chick so I could say that you're hot, no homo. I'm serious man. You are the hottest person I've ever come across."
Musik: "Okay but it's not there!" -He said looking down to his Front Poop. He looked back up to Remy, staring at his face.- "I don't know if I should say thank you, or be scared of you.." // -Alex laughed and pointed to him.- "Dude, he thinks your hot! You guys would be cute together. If you didn't have Steph, of course. And yes, you do. Your pants make you look like you have a perma boner. It's unattractive. Only girls should wear tight pants."
Tsaaq: "Uhhh, maybe a little bit of both. I'm kinda crazy." Remy said reluctantly then shrugged his shoulders. "I think he's hot in the most not gay way possible. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay." He said with a raise of his hand. "But thank you, if I was gay I would totally go for it but fortunately for me penises are terrifying." He laughed. "Oh and I kissed Steph in freshman year." Remy mumbled quickly as he covered his mouth.
Musik: -Ash pushed up off the stool, shaking his head.- "Okay, let's go. Steph's being weird and I need to get to h-" -He cut his words off hearing Remy saying he kissed Steph.- "Okay? I kiss her all the time... Now. In the present. I don't care that you kissed her freshman year." -He laughed and pulled his wallet out, dropping a few bills before shoving his wallet back down into his pocket.- // -Alex pointed to him.- "Of course there's nothing wrong with being gay." -She planted her feet on the stool, and stood up.- "Being gay is AWESOME!" -She jumped off the stool, landing on her feet, looking at Ash then Remy.- "Okay then.. Can we all just kiss Steph?" -She moved her eyes back to look at Ash.-
Tsaaq: Remy's looked around. "Okay! Cool, I didn't want anything to get in the way of our potential friendship." He said with a laugh, putting money on the bar. "I like her." He pointed at Alex with a wide grin. "I really like that idea but I don't want him to try and shove my head into the toilet..." Remy trailed off.
Musik: "No one is kissing Steph except me and that's the end of it." -Ash said monotoned and pushed Alex towards the door.- "Nothing will mess up this potential friendship. Goodbye, Remy!" -He said and shoved Alex out of the door, moving to his car.- "I'm dropping you off and going to Steph's." // "Why can't i fucking go to Steph's with you?" -Alex whined and climbed into his car.- "Whatever, but the cats are staying." // "Raven is staying. Crow needs to see his girlfriend." -He said as he climbed in, starting up the engine and pulling out of the parking lot.-
Tsaaq: "OKAY FINE COOL SEE YA LATER!" Remy said as he went to his lambo and got in the driver's seat to go back to camp. "Nice, good job. That was a good talk, Remy. I'm proud of you." He said to himself for some reason.