S13 - Gorilla Grapple

Wesker was faring no better. He threw a swinging roundhouse at the primate, who shuffled back in a low grappler’s stance. It shot forward the second his leg was down, scrambling behind him before heaving him up and onto his stomach. Wesker struggled as the gorilla used its body weight to keep him down as it floated into a front facelock, forcing his head and neck into the stage floor.

***

And Wesker, poor Wesker. The wrestling gorilla had hooked his arms behind his back and pressed its weight into his back, forcing Wesker to lay prone on the floor. His face was turned enough to present his expression to the world. He was seething.

“Holy shit, that all happened really fast.” Joe flicked away what was left of his blunt. “Thank god for these guys, huh? They’re so fucking strong, it’s insane. You know they never even discovered gorillas until the 1900s or some shit? Imagine being the guy to find a gorilla, I’d - Woah, I’d be done. And the craziest part, these ones are even better, ‘cause most of the time they don’t know about muscles or martial arts or anything. But these guys are trained, so they’re like, they’re CRAZY, dude.”

Fred looked up as much as he could, what with the skilled chimps holding him down. “Woah, you taught gorillas karate?”

“Fuck yeah. Got ‘em on some weird shit, too. Daydream. Some guy in Florida took some and tore down a Subway with his bare hands.”

- Season 13, Round 0, /u/RobstahTheLobstah