Little League & Green Hornet (Original Private)

Little League & Green Hornet

>Open that door
>Yeah
>Get outside
>Hell yeah
>Oh what the...
>It's all fucking covered in snow
"Oh what the fu-uuck."
>Twilight Sparkle walks out of the library behind you
"Twilight, how long were you casting that fucking spell?"
>"I was done on pretty much the same day, but..."
"What 'but'? I need answers, goddamit!"
>You stomp your hoof
>"You've been out cold for a couple of months at least."
"Fucking great...", you mumble to yourself
"And how THE FUCK is it worth it?"
>"Hi, Ms. Sparkle!"
>"Oh hi Little League!"
>Well that's a cute looking filly alright
>And that cap...
>It says...
>Welp
>Fuck this
>You turn around, go inside the library and slam the door behind you
"Fucking Christ..."

>You take in some air, preparing to shout at the top of your lungs
>Ready
"I AM TIRED OF YOUR SHIT, SPERGLE"
>She must've heard that
>No way she wouldn't hear that
>And that filly Small League or whatever
>She can just go and fuck herself
>And you will do the same
>'Cause shit, you gotta check out that filly flank, now that you have unlimited access to one
>You go towards the bathroom, it has a huge-ass mirror there
>"Hey..."
>Twilight touches your shoulder from behind
>How the hell can she move that quietly
>"What should I call you, like, in filly form?"
"Whatever the fuck you come up with."
>"I was thinking about..."
>"Green Hornet?"
"Sounds good enough."
>"Then what's the short form?"
>Twilight raises her eyebrow
>...
>"'Horny'?"
"Fuuuck off."
>She bursts in laughter
>"Now really, we should come up with a proper name for you! Also Little League is waiting outside, she said she really wanted to meet you."
"Who even is this Little League?"
>"She's Lyra's daughter. Kinda smart for her age, so I took her in to teach her, she'd be too bored at school."
"So she's your student?"
>"Pretty much."
>Twilight puts her hooves on your flank
>Feels good
"Hey!"
>And pushes you to the door
>"Now you go outside and make some friends, like a good filly!"
"B-but I hate having friends!"
>The door opens before you
>"You need to, Horny!"
>[Mild laughter from Twiggy Piggy]
"Go buck yourself."
>"Oh that's a good one."
>She pushes you outside
>Little Whateverthefuck was waiting for you, wasn't she
>"Now you girls have fun!"
>Slam
>[Muffled HUEHUEHUE'ing]

>"So what's up?"
>...
>Shit
>You look around
>Snow everywhere
>At least there's not that much win--...
>SHIT
>You are now covered in snow
>You couldn't even finish the fucking thought!
>Little League bursts out laughing
>"You're now a snowpony, Horney!"
"Grrr..."
>She stops laughing
>"Hey..."
>Little League moves closer
>Her squeaky annoying voice bites like snow in ears
>"You alright?"
>Or it is just snow stuck in your ears
"Just help me get out of here."
>"Oh-right."
>LL helps you brush off the snow
>Her warm, soft filly hooves run through your mane
>LL's gentle hoof fur petting your ear
>You don't know whether it was LL or the cold that sent chills down your spine
>Your legs are shaky, coordination is ruined
>But one thing you wondered is...
"LL, where did you get that hat from?"
>"Like it?"
>"Mom gave it to me, 'Anon' is a character from her favourite book."
>"Oh, and what's your full name? Twilight never told me."
"It's..."
>Should you use it?
>Whatever
"Green Hornet."



>Restless wind, blowing puffs of crystal-white snow around deserted streets of Ponyville
>Blue-ish winter sun, Celestia's finest work beamed to nopony
>A lone tradespony, crawling through the white towers, couldn't even move his legs to the next hoofprint, painted on the streets by many ponies that came through here
>Chill, fresh air gave your filly body just as much power as you had when you were a human
>Little League, standing beside you, looked really exited for all the fun you could have in the snowy town
>And you yourself couldn't contain your interest
>But you forced yourself to stand here, on the edge of the library, always dry due to Twilight's magic
>Because the snow could ruin her precious books and get the wood damp
"Ready?"
>"Yeah!"
"Three..."
"Two..."
"One..."
>"Woohoo!"
>LL jumps head first into the snow, covering you head to toe
>Aw, you just cleaned yourself
>Whatever
>Woo!

>...

>pomf =3
>"Wah!"
>"What are we gonna do on the bed, Horney?"
"Something really..."
>You look straight in her eyes
>They're fuckin' beautiful
"Really..."
>"*gasp*"
"...Bæd."
>"Horney, that was really bæd, heehee."
"I know!"
>You jump on Little League and tickle her fluffy filly belly
>She starts giggling like crazy
>She tickles you back with her front hooves, and you can't help but laugh as well
>You kept tickling eachother, rolling around on the bed
>Being the little filly is rather nice

>...

>"I see you girls are having fun together, eh?"
>Twlight walked on you two while you were lying on the bed on your backs, laughing
>You both are too wasted to answer
>"Yeah, not gonna interrupt you then."

>...

>You felt tension in the air after 15 minutes of silence
>Little League moves closer to you, pressing her side to yours
>"I don't wanna leave."
"What? You don't have to, LL."
>She looks at the window
>It's getting dark, isn't it?
>"But... it's late. My mom's gonna be worried."
>You really wanna keep this filly all for yourself
"Hm... Maybe... Twilight will just tell your mom that you're at her library and staying overnight, how's that?"
>"Hm..."
>Her smile is coming back
>"That could work."
>Little League rolls to her side and hugs you with all her sportspony might
>Is it getting hot in here?


"Maybe I should go tell Twilight about this before we..."
>You leave her grip and roll back on the floor
"...You know."
>"Yeah. Don't leave me alone for long though, Horney!"

"I don't really want to leave you at all, but I don't have telepathic powers to contact Twilight from here."
>You get down from the bed
"I'm not even sure she herself does."
>Hearing a giggle as you get on the stairs, you consider your job accomplished
>Hearing LL laugh like this always gets you in filly-mode
>Looks like this body is taking over, huh

>You get down the stairs to the main part of the horse library
>Horsebary?
"Oh that's a good one", you mumble in Twilight's voice
>Also, Twilight
"SPEGRLE!!!"
>"Now that's just ruuuude."
>What the hell is that voice?
"Who's t-this?"
>"I'm just... A friend."
"Twilight's friend?"
>"Hm... Yes."
>It's coming from every direction
"You must be joking."
>Maybe the voice is just behind you?
"Spergle doesn't have any friends."
>Nope, nothing
>"Oh, you're the filly she's been keeping here all this time, right?"
>"You must've not heard of me..."
>What appears before you is an abomination of a dragon, pony, lion, gri...ffon?
>What even is that
"The fuck are you?"
>"Wow, such vulgar language, I couldn't even think Twilight would teach a little filly like you such words."
"Answer my question."
>"You haven't heard of ME?!"
>The thing poses dramatically
"No."
>"I'll let you know, I'm Discord, the Spirit of Chaos! You are talking to a God (more of a semi) right now!"
"Yeah, whatever. Where's Spooper?"
>Discord is confused
>"Who?"
"Twalot Spregle."
>"Oh, right. She's away, said she'd be back in 20 minutes or so."
"Nice."
>Now, back to the filly on your bed
>"Where are you going?"
"I have a cute ready-for-everything filly on my bed right now, what do you expect?"
>"Aren't you a filly yourself?"
"..."
>...
"It's complicated."

"Just tell Twilight to come upstairs when she's back."
>"What am I, your maid?"
>He poofs out of existence and reappears in some sort of a fetish-maid outfit
"I don't care."
>"Aw come on! Why are fillies such brats these days?"
"Who did you just call a brat, you dragon shit?"
>"You! You, um... Ponyhorse?"
"Lionfuck!"
>Discord poofs a book in his han-- claws
>"Filly... Poo?"
>The book is called "1,001 horse puns for arguing with ponies"
"Griffoncunt!"
>He lifts his head out of the book
>"Neigh?"

>"Now that's a good one."
>Twilight comes through the door behind Discord levitating a bag of something beside her
>"Oh hi Twilight, we were just discussing..."
>Discord looks at you
>"Something."
>"Had fun with Little League, Anon?"
>Your tail happily twitches by itself
"Yeah! I just came down to ask you about something..."
>Twilights reads the name of the book Discord's holding
>"Riight. What is it?"
"Can LL stay overnight? Just tell Lyra she's staying at your library with her... "friends"."
>"Well, yeah, sure."
>Twilight teleports out of the room
>You go back upstairs, and hear mumbling on the way
>"Yeah, I guess I've been defeated. No... No? Of course not! I'll just need to train a little bit, hm... Yes, I think so. I'll just... Come back here later. This pony seems rather interesting..."
>You're up in Twilight's spare guest room
>Well, it was labeled "Anon's Room", then changed to "Green Hornet's Room" today
>LL is sleeping on the bed
>Welp, looks like no sexy filly time today
>But you can get some cuddly time, though
>You get up on the bed and curl up under LL's side
>Shit
>"*yawn*Hi, Horney. Is everything alright?"
"Yeah, Twilight will tell your mom that you're here for the night."
>"Great!"
>You are once again embraced in a filly hug
>And you're not missing the opportunity to hug her back
>"You're the best friend I've ever had, Horney."
"Y-you too."
>"Heh."
>She closes her eyes, boarding the Sleepy Express 1-14-15-14
>Sleep tight, poner.
>Sleep tight.









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/Prologue

>"Mo-ornin'!"
>A huge pink face jumps on you
>Wait what
"WHAT!"
>"Hi Hornet! Twilight told me everything about you not really because she wanted to but I was just really exited and wanted to meet a new pony in town, even better that you're a filly and everything will be great! And I even have a party ready for you tonight I hope it's not too late 'cause you'll have to go to school, right? Haha, I'm just so exited that I can't contain myself I hope you're not too much trouble to Twilight 'cause we all know she's not good with children and stuff, and I just wanted to say 'hello' and saw that you two were sleeping and waited for you to wake up because I realised it was 6AM and I don't have any clocks around here but I found your old phone and charged it, not like I know what a 'phone' is, but you know! And I found this really bad site called 4chan, do you go there? I hope not! And... Uh..."
>[heavy breathing]
>You only now felt Little League hugging onto your side, just as scared as you are
>"Uh... Oh... Up for breakfast?"
"Um, yeah, sure."
"Where's Twilight?"
>"She said she was needed in Crystal Empire for something... Now that I think about it, it sounds like something's not right."
"Yeah..."
>"Also, why were you two sleeping like..."
>You and LL look at eachother, both knowing what she meant
"Yeah, we might've gone a little bit... In the wrong direction."
>"No, it's great! If you like each other, I'm not the one to tell you if it's right or wrong!"
>Pink pone squees
>Oh, wait
"Uh, so what's your name?"
>"I didn't tell you? Oh gosh, how am I treating our guests! I'm Pinkie Pie! Now you two get up!"
>She hops up and continues to the door
>You wait until the distant sound of her bouncy hooves vanishes in the silence
"What did she mean by 'like each other'?"
>"I dunno."
>Well, you know exactly what she meant by that, but...
>Do you like Little League?
>...
>Ah, question your orientation later, right now you have a pink pone in your kitchen
>If you said that a year ago you would've laughed at yourself for being a retard

>You get down the stairs
>Paint the scene

>A delicious smell hits your muzzle, filling you with energy to get to its source
>Warm candle lighting spilled its light onto a pink pony buzzing over the oven
>"Hi Horney!"
>Pancakes flying from under her hooves onto the table behind Pinkie
"Y-yo."
>"Hi Ms. Pie!"
>Pinkie stops for a moment, hovering in the air
>"Awww, LL, you know you don't have to call me that, it's just Pinkie!"
>"Alright... Pinkie."
>"That's better!"
>You sit at the table
>The smell is hypnotizing you
>"Hey hey Horney, no touching yet! It'll be all yours when it's finished!"
>B-but...
>"No buts!..."
>Wait, you didn't even say it
>"...I have strict pancaking rules."
>...
>Little League moves closer to you
>You're nearly touching butts
>U-unf
>Why don't you have a cock again?
>It'd be rock hard right now
>Pinkie's flank dancing to some pony tune she's humming
>Little League's butt, fuck, you nearly had it all to yourself yesterday
>And her sweet, sweet filly hooves
>Fuckin' Twerlegt
>"Done!"
>The last pancake lands on the pile
>"Oh waiit!~"
>What now
>Pinkie pulls a bottle of syrup out of her mane
>How does she do that again?...
>And empties it on the pile of pancakes
>Even if your cock wasn't hard for ponies, it would've been fucking diamonds for this
>So... Beautiful
>Little League is just as hypnotized, with her tongue sticking out
>This whole scene is just boner fuel, isn't it?
>Or you just need to fap super hard
>Yeah, you'll do that afterwards
>But now...
"Hmph!"
>You grab the biggest pancake with the most syrup on it
>You take a huge bite
>You don't need to fap, your mouth is cumming right fuckin now
>"Wow, Horney."
>You finish it in two bites
>LL and Pinkie join in
>Now onto another one...

>...
"Urgh, I'm full."
>You fall onto your back on the floor
>LL does the same, crawling closer to you
>"Feels good."
>"Aaaww, just look at you two!"
"H-hey!"
>"Pinkie!"
>"Come on now, you don't need to hide your feelings from Ms. Pinkie, right?"
>She slaps onto the floor to your left
>You're sandwiched between two hot mares
>Pfft, no time for that, you are satisfied with the best pancakes you've ever had in your life
>"So, are we gonna just lie like this, or?..."
>You turn your head to Little League
"Do we need to go anywhere today?"
>"Uh, no, just sayin'."
"Hm."
>"What?"
"When's school gonna start?"
>"Pro--"
>"Ooh! Yes! I totally forgot!"
>Whoops, it begins
>"Twilight told me to tell Little League to tell you to remind Twilight about the fact that Twilight thinks that you could be studying with Little League! So right now I'm telling you to tell Little League that I told you to tell her that she needs to tell you to remind Twilight about your further education, so you two can become successful mares such as myself!"
>How much oxygen does this thing have in her lungs again?
>"...Yeah, Pinkie, I think we got that."
>"Great!"
>Byoutiful.

>"Maaaybe we /could/ go somewhere!"
>Fucking hell, Pinkie
"Like where?"
>"Show you around town! It's great this time of year! Although there's a lot of snow, hm..."

>Pinkie suddenly rubs your belly
>Her pink hoof runs through your sensitive fur, going through your soft skin
>It sends shivers down your spine, but you try your best to resist them
"Hey!"
>"I think your coat is just enough to bear it."
"I still don't see the point of doing that."
>"Well, some fillies have just tiny-winey bit of fur on their belly, and some have a lot, such as yourself! It doesn't really matter anywhere else 'cause the belly is the most sensitive part!"
"..."

"Alright, I think I got it."
>"So, ready for 'showing around town with Pinkie'?"
"..."
"Sure!"

>...

>Only now you notice that it's completely not cold outside
>You had other matters to think about last time you were here
>On the edge of the library
>Hm...
"Standing..."
>You start humming
"On the edge of the crater..."
>Pinkie looks at you, puzzled
"Like the prophets once said..."

>Little League taps your shoulder
>"Horney, is everything alright?"
"Yeah, everything's fine."
"I..."
>You look around
> >_>
> <_<
> <_>
"You know how it is, Pinkie."
>"Ooh! It's like when you think about something like you're in some kind of a story, and then you make up that /oone/ line that reaaaaally reminds you of that cool song from the place that you shouldn't really know 'cause you're a pony, but you do somehow, and then you start singing it out loud, knowing that ponies won't understand it, /but/ the potential /reader/ will, so you do it anyway, and then everypony looks at you funny and you apologise saying 'Everything's fine', but it's not, and actually you don't remember the whole song, just the part that was most known to you, and you remember it because it was a joke from where you come from, presumably another world, 'cause I don't know this song, and it sounds juuust like something the Humans could make! Ooh, I'll tell you about the Humans some day Horney, they're reaaaally cool!"
"Alright."
>Moving on...

>"So, we're starting here!"
"Where?"
>Pinkie points at something behind you
>"This is the Ponyville Library! It has a load of different cool books, mostly science stuff, because Twilight likes it, but I read one of them, and it was reeeeeally boring!"
"You do know we have just been there?"
>You hear Pinkie's hops on the snow already
"Ow come on."
>You go after her, Little League follows
>"Hey, psst, Horney."
"What?"
>"Quiet! What do you think about going back to the library after this and finishing on where we stopped yesterday?"
>L-lewd
"Sure."
>Shouting in the distance
>It's Ponka
>"...Rarity lives here! She's really cool, I'll have to meet you two someday!"
>She hops over to the next building
>"Oh wait, even better! We'll meet all my friends at the party tonight!"
>Great
>"So this is Lyra's house! She plays the lyre in the Ponyville Orchestra! Unexpected, eh?"
"Kind of."
>"Oh, also she has a beautiful daughter Little League! I think you two met already, right?"
>What, doesn't she se--
>Little League is hiding behind you, giggling
"Come on, LL, you're too old for that."
>You pull her by her hoof outside
>"You're no fun, Horney."
>"Oh, there she is!"
"Jävla hästar."
>"What?"
"Nothing."
>"Det är inte roligt, Horney!"
>You're not even surprised anymore

>"Moving on!"
>Hey, that's my line

>Pinkie hops through the snow
>You're having a hard time with it, though
>"Horney!"
>LL's voice
>Where is she?
>You look around
>"I'm here!"
>Oh Jesus fucking Christ
>You pull her out of the snow
"How'd you even get in there?"
>"I fell down."
>You hear an annoying voice and muffled laughing in the distance
"Where's Pinkie?"
>"She probably went to..."
>You instantly get picked up my something
>You feel blue-ish magic enveloping you, but can't do anything
>It's holding you in the air
>You look down
"Well."
>"Oh call Celestia to impale me on her horn, that's a cute looking filly alright!"
>You hear a boy-ish voice from the white pony
>You like her already
>"Well, I think we should get them home until it's snowing again."
>The grey pony says
>That British accent, though
>You used to have one when you were a human
>"Yo Ponka, mind helpin' me?"
>"Okey-dokey-lokey!"
>Pinkie picks up LL, and you two are dragged towards what you think is the ponies' house
>It's split in half with a more classish-looking left side and a modern style on the right
>Well that's...
>You don't know how to feel about this


>You're inside
>It's warm, and there's no snow, so it's cool in your book
>No pun intended

>...
>Warm glow of the candle under the ceiling fills the room with yellow light
>There's a piano in the far corner, a violin standing against the wall, a DJ set on your right
>You can't tell whether this pony is covered in snow or just /that/ white
>Can't say that about the other pony though, you can clearly see the whiteness against her coal-grey coat
>"Horney, huh?"
>The white pony puts you out of your trance
>"Fits you."
"It's uh, Green Hornet."
>"Naaah, I'm gonna call you Horney. I like it."
>"Hi, Vinyl! Hi Octavia!"
>LL leaps forward to give them a hug
"You know everypony in this town, don't you?"
>"That's Pinkie's job!"
"Alright."
>You hear a hoofstep behind you
>"Yeaaah, that's maaah joob."
>She tries doing this wierd accent, but gives up halfway
>"And if you try taking it, I..."
>You feel a hoof on your shoulder
>"Will..."
>"Hug you! I can't do my job alone! I'll gladly accept the help, 'cause you're my friend!"
"G-great."
>"So, where were you guys heading?"
>"To Fluttershy's hourse!"

>"Showing her around, eh?"
>"Vinyyyl..."
>"Aw come on! I wasn't thinking about "welcoming" her the grown-up way!"
>"I bloody know you were!"
"Hey, I'm still here!"
"And I'm a grown-up!"
>"Heheh, riight."
"What you laughing at?"
>"You sure don't look like grown-up, Horney."
"I am!"
>Vinyl towers above you
>"Prove it."
>"Vinyl!"
>"Whaaat?"
>While Octavia is judging Vinyl's behaviour, the white horse whispers to you
>"Come on upstairs, she can go on for a while here."
>You follow Vinyl upstairs
>Pinkie and LL are trying to distract her from your disappearance
>You're in Vinyl's room





>A pink butt wiggles in front of you through the door
>"That was fun! Can we do it again?"
"No, Pinkie. Where's our next stop?"
>"Jjjust ahead!"
>Pinkie starts hopping forwards
>You still struggle through the snow mountains, where there used to be a nice little town
>Is LL under the snow again
"L-L!"
>"Hey!"
>Little League jumps out of the snow before you, covering you head-to-hoof
"..."
"Thanks, I needed that."
>At least you cooled off a bit
>You continue on, passing by snowy houses, shut windows and doors

>Ponies don't like the cold, do they?
>Well, Pinkie is the exception
>...Like in everything else

>[Interpol - Song Seven]
[spoiler]Highly recommended to listen to that for now, I'll redo the part without the song for the pastebin[/spoiler]

>From the snowy mountains, the naked blue trees of ice
>There's a sound
>A familiar one, like you've heard it before
>The quiet strumming hypnotized you
>The tune filled you with energy
>You couldn't take it, your body felt like it'd explode if you didn't...

>...

"You can't sit up..."
"Yeah, you fell too fast."

"You come at the right time,
Yeah you come too fast."

>You feel the sudden outburst, and it feels amazing
>Catching up with Pinkie and LL, you grab the little pony by her front legs
"You bloom in spring,
You move the sky."
>"You've come in singing...
>You come in right."

>You stand with LL on your hind legs, holding her upright
>Snowflakes touch your nose, like little drops of ice

"You were like a cloud, yes, you are a flower..."
>"Then you were a lime,
>Now our love is sour."

"You were like a cloud, you were just like a flower..."
>LL starts spinning you two around in a snowy dance

"Don't give up..."
>"No, you don't give up."
"Yes, don't give up."
>"Give up."
"Give up."
>You say in unison

"You were like a cloud, yeah you were a flower."
>"Then you were a lime,
>Now our love is sour."

"You were like a cloud, you were just like a flower..."
>LL stops spinning to look you in the eyes
>"Then you were like a lime..."
>Her blue look pierced you right through
>"Now our love is sour."
>In the heart

"Here I feel, I wish I could just see it...
The love, the hate, the things that separate...
Forcing conscious to conscious every small attack.
It takes a small man to notice, but not to act up.
Confrontation, complication, it needs a foundation..."
>"...Horney?"
"I'm calm baby, I'm calm."

>You take LL with you, going through the snow, the cold wind...
>You couldn't feel your legs anymore
>It seemed like every inch you move away from Ponyville, it became colder
>But you couldn't bear it anymore
>As you look back, the little houses of Ponyville become even smaller

>"Where are we going?"

"When I saw what we had I gave it to everywhere, dear.
When you lost the nurses I found you a doctor, in me..."
"In me..."

>"That still doesn't answer my question, Horney."
"I don't know. I just wanna go as far away from that place as I can."
>You continue forwards, LL catching up
>"Do you really think this is a good idea?"
>Urgh...
>You plop on your back on the snow infront of you
"Look, I..."
>LL does the same, lying by your side
"Uh. I'm just really tired."
>"Don't worry, Horney."
>She moves closer
>"I understand."

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/Chapter 1