roommates - mike and Gianni Matragrano version of Duke Nukem

from /roommates/ - "Bizness Bun" Edition, "The things you have to do for good fabric " Edition
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/49770895/#49770989
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hey, I have been wondering. has anyone made a joke story before?... because I have been thinking a joke story idea of mike found a another human but that human is Gianni Matragrano version of Duke Nukem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCRMf4ldEtM
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>The music follows him everywhere and not even he knows why
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I love that
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>Mike please you have to listen to me there's nightmare™, animatronics just look I'm scared
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Duke nukem voice starts
>Me and April get along fine as long as I refrain from calling her Burnny Dommie Bunny Mummy Mommy more than thrice a week
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nice
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>Mike finds he's really stupid
>He has his own place after putting his number at a women's prison and beauty parlor
>Twenty five dollars a minute and he still can't keep up with demand
>Angry he missed out on a robot brawl
>His new goal in life is to make a April scented candle
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>He arrives only at night saying the stupidest things
>Nobody believes he exists because he vanishes every time someone else is near by
>His proof of having Macdonalds and Chipotle is seen as an elaborate prank
>But Goose did hear somebody cry over his local book a million closing down
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>>He arrives only at night saying the stupidest things

like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGEPPyemrZk
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I imagine Duke entering Mike's room with a kick to the door and telling him he had a bad dream
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that be funny as fk