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- >Los Tiburon in Equestria
- >THIS IS A SHOW YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS FOLKS!
- >Los Tiburon: Shark of the Land and Discord: Bringer of Chaos storm the Ponyville Ampitheatre for a tag-team match against Celestia: Bringer of Days and Luna: Mistress of the Moon!
- >This is a once in a lifetime event folks and it only happens this SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!
- >Be there or be square!
- "This is it folks, the fight of the century!"
- "We are broadcasting to you live from the P0nyville Ampitheatre!"
- "I'm your host, Jeff "The Dude" Letrotski, and joining me in the broadcast booth is none other than P0nyville's own Mayor Mare!"
- >"It's great to be here Jeff. Thanks for having me."
- "The pleasure is mine Mayor. You can feel the excitement in the air tonight, everyp0ny. The crowd is amped and the stands are packed."
- >"That they are Jeff. Right now, we are waiting on our superstars to enter the ring."
- "And here they come! Discord and Los Tiburon are descending from the skies on the back of a dragon! Look at the scales on that thing! They look like mirrors!"
- >"Talk about a flashy entrance. Speaking of entrances, here comes the home team!"
- "Wow, look at those pyrotechnics! I haven't seen this much fire near the ring since King Sombra came out of the closet!"
- >"Haha, good one Jeff! Our superstars are taking the ring. It appears that Los Tiburon and Celestia are going in first. Discord and Luna take their positions ringside."
- "Aaaand, there's the bell!"
- >"Whoa, Celestia wastes no time in putting on the pressure! She opened up with a headbutt."
- "Los Tiburon is using his footwork to dodge that horn. You don't want to be caught on the business end of THAT thing, I tell ya."
- >"Look at that! Los Tiburon has Celestia in a headlock! Celestia is in a bad position here."
- "That she is May-Look at that reversal! Celestia is now grappling Los Tiburon from behind! It looks like she's going for a suplex."
- >"There it is folks! Celestia suplexed Los Tiburon and goes for the pin!"
- "Los Tiburon breaks the pin before the count and gets to his feet. Look at that monster! The suplex didn't even phase him!"
- >"Our superstars are trading jabs now, testing each other for weaknesses."
- >"Celestia with a powerful left."
- "You can hear the impacts all the way up here from the force of those blows. These superstars are not playing around."
- >"Los Tiburon has went in for the grapple. Celestia is fending him off for now."
- "Hold on a second, what is Discord doing? It looks like he's looking up under the ring for something."
- >"He pulled something out! It's a steel chair!"
- "He slid it into the ring to Los Tiburon! Where is the ref looking? Is he blind?!"
- "Los Tiburon has the steel chair! Celestia is on the defensive now."
- "Celestia is dodging the chair while moving towards Luna for a tag out."
- >"Celestia tags out and Luna enters the ring swinging!"
- "Los Tiburon is really feeling the heat from Luna. He can't use that steel chair of his for anything else except blocking."
- >"Luna has the chair! Los Tiburon better get out of there if he knows what's good for him!"
- "Too late! Los Tiburon is down on the mat! Luna is wailing on Los Tiburon with that chair!"
- >"Oh the humanity! I can't watch!"
- "Los Tiburon is trying to crawl over to Discord for a tag out."
- >"Luna will have none of that. She goes for a submission! Look at that armbar!"
- "Los Tiburon is still crawling ringside towards Discord. This man is an absolute beast."
- >"Aaaand, Los Tiburon tags out. Discord is in the ring."
- "Discord is being very defensive this match, preferring to dodge and taunt Luna."
- >"Whatever Discord's saying to Luna, it must be working. Luna's composure is slipping."
- "It makes one wonder what Discord has up his sleeve."
- >"Whatever it is, it can't be good for the home team."
- "Discord continues to toy with Luna."
- >"You know Jeff, it's almost like watching a cat play with a mouse. Except Discord is a very fast mouse."
- "That it is Mayor."
- "Luna tripped! Discord has her in a submission!"
- >"That right there is a textbook Cloverleaf folks."
- "You can hear Luna's cries all the way up here. Discord is showing no mercy."
- >"Luna breaks the cloverleaf."
- "Discord goes to grapple."
- >"Reversal! Luna throws Discord into the turnbuckles."
- "Discord is getting brutalized by those kicks. He better get out of there soon before Luna does even more damage."
- >"Luna's up to something. She's turning Discord around and-She's going for a suplex!"
- "Discord hits the mat and is writhing in pain!"
- >"Luna is still not done with him. She's climbing the ropes. She's on the top rope! Here it comes everyp0ny! Luna's finisher! The Harvest Moonsault!"
- "An absolutely massive collision! Luna moves to pin. Here's the countdown."
- >"One!...Two!!..."
- "Discord breaks the pin at the last moment and tags out with Los Tiburon! This fight still continues!"
- "Luna tags out with Celestia. We are back where we started."
- >"Our two superstars are trading blows in the center of the mat."
- "Los Tiburon and Celestia are grappling each other. This could go wither way here folks."
- >"Los Tiburon gets the clinch. He moves for a Powerbomb!"
- "Oooooh, you can feel the impact off of that all the way up here! That move was devastating!"
- >"Los Tiburon is dragging Celestia over to the turnbuckles. He has something big planned!"
- >"He sits Celestia up on the top rope. He moves her legs to the outside of the rungs. He's up on the top ropes with her now! He has her in a headlock! He's going for a Super DDT!!!"
- >"LOOK AT THAT! LOS TIBURON BROKE THE RING!!! All of the superstars are down!!!"
- "No one is getting up. This match may end in a tie."
- ...
- "Wait a second, look there!"
- >"It's Los Tiburon! He's up!"
- "Mares and Gentlecolts, Los Tiburon has won this match via knockout! This has been one hell of a fight! I wouldn't have believed it if I wasn't here to watch it!"
- "Until next time everyone. I'm your host, Jeff "The Dude" Letrotski."
- >"And I'm Mayor Mare."
- "And we hope you have enjoyed this radio broadcast. Goodnight Equestria!"
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