Team Leeroy Jenkins

[18:48] <unmotivatedMeatshield> Aw fuck wat happened
[18:48] <unmotivatedMeatshield> where am i?
[18:49] <unmotivatedMeatshield> who the fuck is snuffshotmartyr
[18:49] <snuffshotMartyr> Who the heck are you supposed to be?
[18:49] <unmotivatedMeatshield> Im alex
[18:49] <unmotivatedMeatshield> i just woke up on the ground and i have no idea where i am so
[18:50] <snuffshotMartyr> That doesn't really give me any meaningful info
[18:50] <snuffshotMartyr> Hold on
[18:50] <snuffshotMartyr> Hold your left hand up in the air
[18:50] <unmotivatedMeatshield> what why? (complies)
[18:51] <snuffshotMartyr> Well.
[18:51] <unmotivatedMeatshield> fuck my hand hurts >:0
[18:51] <snuffshotMartyr> Okay Alex, here's what's going on
[18:51] <snuffshotMartyr> Hand down
[18:51] <unmotivatedMeatshield> gladly
[18:51] <snuffshotMartyr> I think we just broke something
[18:51] <unmotivatedMeatshield> we?
[18:51] <unmotivatedMeatshield> HUUU
[18:51] <unmotivatedMeatshield> YOU
[18:52] <unmotivatedMeatshield> ARE YOU
[18:52] <snuffshotMartyr> You, me, whoever put the machines down for me...
[18:52] <snuffshotMartyr> Whoever you'll put the machines down for, I imagine...
[18:52] <unmotivatedMeatshield> ARE YOU MASTER?
[18:52] <snuffshotMartyr>
[18:52] <snuffshotMartyr> What.
[18:52] <unmotivatedMeatshield> thank you for all your guidance
[18:52] <snuffshotMartyr> Uh...
[18:52] <unmotivatedMeatshield> i would not have done it without you
[18:52] <unmotivatedMeatshield> THANK YOU
[18:53] <snuffshotMartyr> You're welcome
[18:53] <snuffshotMartyr> Somebody's gotta show this to MY player
[18:54] <snuffshotMartyr> They didn't do a THING to help me figure this mess out
[18:54] <unmotivatedMeatshield> OoO you truly are masterful
[18:54] <unmotivatedMeatshield> escaping the coffin without help?
[18:54] <unmotivatedMeatshield> i would have lost hope long before
[18:54] <snuffshotMartyr> Well, I didn't get a coffin
[18:54] <snuffshotMartyr> Some box thing
[18:55] <unmotivatedMeatshield> Still
[18:55] <unmotivatedMeatshield> to escape the clutches of this terrible game?
[18:55] <unmotivatedMeatshield> incredible
[18:56] <snuffshotMartyr> Who says I escaped?
[18:56] <snuffshotMartyr> I'm exactly where you are, at this point
[18:56] <snuffshotMartyr> Or at least, the same part of the game, I guess
[18:56] <unmotivatedMeatshield> good point
[18:56] <unmotivatedMeatshield> do you have any wisdom on our location?
[18:57] <unmotivatedMeatshield> or our situation?
[18:57] <snuffshotMartyr> Not a clue
[18:57] <snuffshotMartyr> But y'know, I think I JUST realized that this is all the game's fault, isn't it?
[18:57] <snuffshotMartyr> Sabbath
[18:58] <unmotivatedMeatshield> wat
[18:58] <unmotivatedMeatshield> you mean that virus?
[18:58] <snuffshotMartyr> I dunno, maybe
[18:58] <unmotivatedMeatshield> nah its a game
[18:59] <snuffshotMartyr> I dunno, I've seen a lot of crummy games
[18:59] <unmotivatedMeatshield> what could a game do?
[18:59] <unmotivatedMeatshield> teleport us?
[18:59] <unmotivatedMeatshield> box us?
[18:59] <unmotivatedMeatshield> box the MASTER? i mean come on
[18:59] <snuffshotMartyr> Why do you keep calling me that?
[19:00] <unmotivatedMeatshield> because you had complete control over me
[19:00] <unmotivatedMeatshield> and now its a habit
[19:00] <unmotivatedMeatshield> what should i call you snuffshotMartyr?
[19:00] <snuffshotMartyr> My name's Lyra
[19:00] <unmotivatedMeatshield> Nice to meet you Ms. Lyra
[19:00] <snuffshotMartyr> Just Lyra, please
[19:00] <unmotivatedMeatshield> I am alexander Pyrite, at your service
[19:01] <unmotivatedMeatshield> of course
[19:01] <snuffshotMartyr> Uh...
[19:01] <snuffshotMartyr> K
[19:01] <unmotivatedMeatshield> So are you in this white place as well?
[19:01] <snuffshotMartyr> Yeah
[19:02] <snuffshotMartyr> Everything except this building I'm outside of
[19:02] <unmotivatedMeatshield> ... any idea what to do?
[19:02] <snuffshotMartyr> I'm just following the leads as they show up.  And the most recent one was a weird new contact
[19:02] <snuffshotMartyr> You
[19:04] <unmotivatedMeatshield> I'm...
[19:04] <unmotivatedMeatshield> interesting?
[19:04] <unmotivatedMeatshield> wowthanks heh
[19:04] <snuffshotMartyr> I think I said weird
[19:04] <snuffshotMartyr> But sure, that too
[19:05] <snuffshotMartyr> You can also be interesting, I guess
[19:05] <unmotivatedMeatshield> well thank you
[19:06] <unmotivatedMeatshield> I've never had such a deep conversation with one with such incredibleness as you
[19:06] <unmotivatedMeatshield> wow
[19:06] <snuffshotMartyr> I don't think this counts as a deep conversation.
[19:07] <unmotivatedMeatshield> well conversation
[19:07] <snuffshotMartyr> That requires both people to make up stuff that sounds clever
[19:07] <unmotivatedMeatshield> well, conversation*
[19:07] <snuffshotMartyr> Like "how can free will and fate exist".  What does that even mean?
[19:07] <unmotivatedMeatshield> ok chat?
[19:07] <snuffshotMartyr> Sure, whatever
[19:07] <unmotivatedMeatshield> either way youre pretty great im sure
[19:08] <snuffshotMartyr> Okay yeah, I am pretty great
[19:08] <snuffshotMartyr> And you managed to punch out of a box
[19:08] <snuffshotMartyr> So that's also something
[19:08] <unmotivatedMeatshield> did i?
[19:08] <unmotivatedMeatshield> well i try i guess
[19:08] <snuffshotMartyr> Kinda
[19:08] <unmotivatedMeatshield> that damn padlock...
[19:08] <snuffshotMartyr> You got a hand out of it
[19:09] <snuffshotMartyr> I seriously don't think there's anything you can do to these things
[19:09] <unmotivatedMeatshield> so it was a futile test?
[19:09] <unmotivatedMeatshield> unwinnable?
[19:09] <snuffshotMartyr> It's just there to stall you until the meteor gets there
[19:09] <unmotivatedMeatshield> so how did you win and help me win?
[19:09] <snuffshotMartyr> Like a minigame on the loading screen
[19:09] <unmotivatedMeatshield> that...
[19:10] <snuffshotMartyr> I didn't.  I got hit.
[19:10] <unmotivatedMeatshield> is one fucked up game
[19:10] <snuffshotMartyr> So did you, actually
[19:10] <unmotivatedMeatshield> wat
[19:10] <snuffshotMartyr> The timer ran out.
[19:10] <unmotivatedMeatshield> all i saw was the inside of a box and somelight
[19:10] <snuffshotMartyr> Well, trust me.  You got meteored
[19:12] <unmotivatedMeatshield> of course i did. Couldnt do anything to stop it could i? Sigh...
[19:13] <snuffshotMartyr> Don't worry about it, you didn't lose, right?
[19:14] <unmotivatedMeatshield> I suppose not
[19:14] <unmotivatedMeatshield> i didnt win either
[19:14] <snuffshotMartyr> It wasn't a challenge
[19:14] <snuffshotMartyr> No winning, no losing.
[19:15] <unmotivatedMeatshield> I guess
[19:16] <snuffshotMartyr> Whatever.  So where the heck are you, anyway?
[19:16] <unmotivatedMeatshield> in the middle of a forest that was chopped out of existence it looks like
[19:16] <unmotivatedMeatshield> i dont know
[19:17] <snuffshotMartyr> Well yeah, but WHERE?
[19:17] <snuffshotMartyr> US?  Canada?
[19:17] <snuffshotMartyr> I dunno, Europe?
[19:18] <unmotivatedMeatshield> What are those?
[19:18] <unmotivatedMeatshield> companies?
[19:18] <snuffshotMartyr> Seriously?
[19:18] <snuffshotMartyr> Is this a reference or something?
[19:19] <unmotivatedMeatshield> No?
[19:19] <snuffshotMartyr> You're not joking?
[19:19] <unmotivatedMeatshield> Oh those are retro countries from battlefield 2000
[19:20] <unmotivatedMeatshield> course, what a classic
[19:20] <snuffshotMartyr> What.
[19:20] <unmotivatedMeatshield> I dont understand
[19:20] <snuffshotMartyr> Uh...  Me neither
[19:20] <unmotivatedMeatshield> you havent heard of battlefield 2000?
[19:20] <snuffshotMartyr> Forget it
[19:20] <unmotivatedMeatshield> Ok
[19:20] <snuffshotMartyr> So out of curiosity
[19:21] <unmotivatedMeatshield> hm?
[19:21] <snuffshotMartyr> Where'd that couch I was tossing around come from?
[19:21] <unmotivatedMeatshield> I dont know it was outside the shed when i got here
[19:21] <snuffshotMartyr> Huh
[19:21] <unmotivatedMeatshield> shit did the thing cut off my house?
[19:22] <unmotivatedMeatshield> brb gotta go check

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[15:55] <unmotivatedMeatshield> yo lyra what the fuck is happning
 [15:55] <snuffshotMartyr> Level 2, I imagine
[15:56] <snuffshotMartyr> I said the meteor was supposed to be a loading screen, right?
 [15:57] <unmotivatedMeatshield> I guess so
 [15:57] <unmotivatedMeatshield> but this game is shiiiiet
 [15:57] <snuffshotMartyr> The question is, why do we have totally different maps?
[15:57] <unmotivatedMeatshield> its just a bunch of dead trees
[15:58] <snuffshotMartyr> Yeah, I've got cliffs and bridges and such
[15:58] <unmotivatedMeatshield> no idea
[15:58] <unmotivatedMeatshield> i guess to spice up the game
[15:58] <snuffshotMartyr> And, uh, I think they're ponies?
[15:58] <unmotivatedMeatshield> or some other malignant shit
[15:58] <snuffshotMartyr> Maybe, yeah
[15:59] <unmotivatedMeatshield> So what is your orb thing
[15:59] <unmotivatedMeatshield> mines a potato
[15:59] <snuffshotMartyr> My orb thing?
[15:59] <snuffshotMartyr> What do you mean?
[15:59] <unmotivatedMeatshield> yeah the glowy orb thing
[15:59] <unmotivatedMeatshield> that floats
[15:59] <snuffshotMartyr> Oh, the lamp?
[15:59] <unmotivatedMeatshield> maybe?
[15:59] <unmotivatedMeatshield> No idea
[16:00] <snuffshotMartyr> Isn't that what it's for?  Lighting things up so you can see the loading screen?
[16:00] <unmotivatedMeatshield> Mine is a fucking potato
[16:00] <snuffshotMartyr> Wouldn't be much fun to need to wander through those machines in the dark
[16:00] <unmotivatedMeatshield> im gonna go with no
[16:00] <snuffshotMartyr> Why is your lamp a potato?
[16:00] <unmotivatedMeatshield> i hit it with a potato
[16:00] <unmotivatedMeatshield> the one i killed
[16:00] <snuffshotMartyr> You killed a potato?
[16:00] <snuffshotMartyr> ??
[16:01] <unmotivatedMeatshield> Yeah
[16:01] <unmotivatedMeatshield> it attacked me
[16:01] <snuffshotMartyr> Okay?
[16:01] <snuffshotMartyr> I don't really get what you mean, but okay
[16:02] <unmotivatedMeatshield> holy shit my entire world is fucking creaking what the fuck
[16:02] <unmotivatedMeatshield> like its made of fucking wood
[16:02] <snuffshotMartyr> It is made of wood
[16:02] <snuffshotMartyr> And stop swearing at me
[16:02] <unmotivatedMeatshield> how do you know?
[16:03] <unmotivatedMeatshield> sorry ill try
[16:03] <snuffshotMartyr> I dunno, it's just trees and coffins.
[16:03] <snuffshotMartyr> I figure yeah, under that black snow it's probably all wood
[16:03] <unmotivatedMeatshield> they are all made of wood
[16:03] <unmotivatedMeatshield> its ash
[16:03] <unmotivatedMeatshield> and its fucking annoying
[16:03] <snuffshotMartyr> Oh
[16:03] <unmotivatedMeatshield> fricking*
[16:03] <snuffshotMartyr> Thank you
[16:04] <unmotivatedMeatshield> eeh
[16:04] <snuffshotMartyr> So yeah, I'm pretty sure you got the 'burned wasteland' level
[16:04] <snuffshotMartyr> And I guess I have the sky level
[16:04] <unmotivatedMeatshield> what a piece of shit
[16:04] <unmotivatedMeatshield> poop
[16:04] <unmotivatedMeatshield> crap
[16:05] <unmotivatedMeatshield> fecal matter whatever
[16:05] <unmotivatedMeatshield> its even mocking me with coffins
[16:05] <snuffshotMartyr> Hah, yeah
[16:05] <snuffshotMartyr> At least I didn't get the box level
[16:05] <snuffshotMartyr> Though these bridges are pretty annoying.  I already dropped most of my stuff
[16:06] <unmotivatedMeatshield> heh i dont see any unending pits anywhere
[16:06] <unmotivatedMeatshield> graves o.0
[16:06] <snuffshotMartyr> Any skeletons or anything?
[16:07] <unmotivatedMeatshield> not that i can see
[16:07] <unmotivatedMeatshield> just dead trees and black snow...
[16:07] <snuffshotMartyr> Aww
[16:07] <snuffshotMartyr> So whatever happened didn't even leave skeletons
[16:08] <unmotivatedMeatshield> why in the FUCK do you want skeletons
[16:08] <unmotivatedMeatshield> frick
[16:08] <snuffshotMartyr> Skeletons are cool
[16:08] <snuffshotMartyr> Besides, it'd at least give you an IDEA of what happened
[16:09] <snuffshotMartyr> Post-apocalyptic settings ALWAYS have backstory for how they got that way
[16:09] <unmotivatedMeatshield> rather than "oh everything got lit on fire and then died"
[16:09] <unmotivatedMeatshield> then i tped here
[16:09] <snuffshotMartyr> Yeah, a fire would at least leave skeletons
[16:10] <unmotivatedMeatshield> or just nothings here
[16:10] <unmotivatedMeatshield> and there never was
[16:10] <snuffshotMartyr> Okay yeah, maybe it's just meant to look creepy
[16:10] <unmotivatedMeatshield> i think we can agree this game is messing with our minds
[16:11] <unmotivatedMeatshield> i wish i could have ponies ad cliffs
[16:11] <snuffshotMartyr> Yeah, probably
[16:11] <snuffshotMartyr> I wish I could have the coffins and dead trees
[16:11] <unmotivatedMeatshield> im not going to ask why you would ever want that
[16:11] <unmotivatedMeatshield> i lied
[16:11] <unmotivatedMeatshield> what the fuck
[16:12] <snuffshotMartyr> It's cool!
[16:12] <snuffshotMartyr> Like a scary story
[16:12] <unmotivatedMeatshield> lets see
[16:12] <unmotivatedMeatshield> "skeletons are COOL"
[16:12] <unmotivatedMeatshield> "no swearing asshat"
[16:12] <unmotivatedMeatshield> butthat*
[16:13] <snuffshotMartyr> Yes
[16:13] <snuffshotMartyr> Skeletons are cool, and you are a butthat
[16:13] <unmotivatedMeatshield> damn is that going to be my petname
[16:14] <snuffshotMartyr> Oh come on, don't tell me you don't like scary stories!
[16:14] <unmotivatedMeatshield> no fuck no
[16:14] <unmotivatedMeatshield> theyre scary
[16:14] <unmotivatedMeatshield> why would i like them
[16:14] <snuffshotMartyr> That's the point!
[16:15] <snuffshotMartyr> They get your heart racing!  Like a rollercoaster!
[16:15] <unmotivatedMeatshield> Or just go on a fucking rollercoaster
[16:15] <snuffshotMartyr> Except without the ACTUAL danger of going off the rails and dying in a fiery explosion
[16:15] <unmotivatedMeatshield> less psycological torture
[16:15] <unmotivatedMeatshield> please
[16:15] <unmotivatedMeatshield> how many times has that happened
[16:15] <snuffshotMartyr> At least once, I bet
[16:16] <snuffshotMartyr> How many times has a skeleton ever come to life and killed anyone?
[16:16] <snuffshotMartyr> *not including this game*
[16:16] <unmotivatedMeatshield> never
[16:16] <unmotivatedMeatshield> how mnay times has psycological torture driven someone to suicide?
[16:16] <unmotivatedMeatshield> probably once
[16:16] <unmotivatedMeatshield> at least
[16:17] <snuffshotMartyr> Well why would a scary story make someone kill themselves?
[16:17] <snuffshotMartyr> That's dumb
[16:17] <unmotivatedMeatshield> nuh
[16:17] <unmotivatedMeatshield> uh?
[16:17] <unmotivatedMeatshield> yeah not the best
[16:17] <unmotivatedMeatshield> but still!
[16:17] <snuffshotMartyr> "Oh no spooky skeletons!  Better off myself so they can't get me"
[16:17] <unmotivatedMeatshield> many shat pants
[16:17] <unmotivatedMeatshield> im sure
[16:18] <snuffshotMartyr> Besides, I read that suicide is a really painful way to die.
[16:18] <snuffshotMartyr> I'd rather get hit by a meteor, or at least something fast
[16:18] <unmotivatedMeatshield> not if you like
[16:18] <unmotivatedMeatshield> do carbon monoxide
[16:18] <unmotivatedMeatshield> nice sleep
[16:19] <unmotivatedMeatshield> fuck thats morbid
[16:19] <snuffshotMartyr> Yeah, that's the best way to go
[16:19] <snuffshotMartyr> I wanna end up dying like that
[16:19] <unmotivatedMeatshield> i dont want to die
[16:19] <snuffshotMartyr> Or, I dunno, falling asleep on one of these bridges and then falling off
[16:20] <unmotivatedMeatshield> i mean
[16:20] <snuffshotMartyr> That'd work, I guess
[16:20] <unmotivatedMeatshield> wouldnt oyu wake up with a huge aount of terror
[16:20] <snuffshotMartyr> I don't think so, no
[16:21] <snuffshotMartyr> I sleep pretty heavy
[16:21] <snuffshotMartyr> It's kinda this whole thing
[16:22] <unmotivatedMeatshield> yeah
[16:22] <unmotivatedMeatshield> i cant help but feel somethings off
[16:22] <unmotivatedMeatshield> other than a bunch of dead stuf
[16:22] <snuffshotMartyr> ??
[16:22] <unmotivatedMeatshield> like why the fuck are we here?
[16:22] <unmotivatedMeatshield> what is going on?
[16:22] <unmotivatedMeatshield> why us?
[16:22] <unmotivatedMeatshield> these are the questions im not asking
[16:22] <unmotivatedMeatshield> hurts my fuckin head
[16:23] <snuffshotMartyr> Hmm
[16:23] <snuffshotMartyr> I'm still not totally convinced I'm not having some big dream
[16:23] <unmotivatedMeatshield> pinch youself
[16:23] <unmotivatedMeatshield> or some shit
[16:23] <snuffshotMartyr> Okay it hurt kinda
[16:24] <snuffshotMartyr> But that doesn't mean anything
[16:24] <snuffshotMartyr> Maybe there WAS a monoxide leak, and my dad and I are dead or in comas or something
[16:24] <unmotivatedMeatshield> dont you wake up when you pinch yourslef?
[16:24] <snuffshotMartyr> And this is all one big dream I'm having while I die
[16:24] <snuffshotMartyr> I don't think so, no
[16:24] <unmotivatedMeatshield> not if youre dead i guess
[16:25] <snuffshotMartyr> For all I know, you're a figment of my imagination
[16:25] <unmotivatedMeatshield> thats a fuckin massive figment
[16:25] <snuffshotMartyr> It'd make as much sense as anything else with this game
[16:26] <unmotivatedMeatshield> now i need to pinch myself
[16:26] <unmotivatedMeatshield> am i not real?
[16:26]  * unmotivatedMeatshield looks at hands disbelieving
[16:26] <snuffshotMartyr> Or maybe we're both real AND both dead, and this is the afterlife
[16:27] <snuffshotMartyr> Aw, now I kinda wanna jump off the cliff and see if I can fly
[16:27] <unmotivatedMeatshield> lets not
[16:27] <unmotivatedMeatshield> just in case
[16:27] <snuffshotMartyr> Yeah, okay
[16:27] <unmotivatedMeatshield> youre pretty cool and im fuckin alone here
[16:28] <snuffshotMartyr> Thanks
[16:28] <snuffshotMartyr> I think I'm alone too
[16:28] <snuffshotMartyr> Dad got hit by the meteor I guess
[16:28] <unmotivatedMeatshield> he rekt
[16:28] <unmotivatedMeatshield> sorry i mean
[16:28] <unmotivatedMeatshield> RIP
[16:29] <snuffshotMartyr> Hah, no, he'd like that phrasing
[16:29] <snuffshotMartyr> He was all about board games and stuff
[16:29] <snuffshotMartyr> Warhammer and Magic the Gathering and whatever
[16:29] <unmotivatedMeatshield> what a neeerd
[16:29] <unmotivatedMeatshield> i mean RIP
[16:29] <snuffshotMartyr> No, he was a nerd
[16:30] <unmotivatedMeatshield> heh nerd
[16:30] <snuffshotMartyr> I'm sure his afterlife is just a big tournament or something
[16:30] <unmotivatedMeatshield> what house did he get though
[16:30] <unmotivatedMeatshield> i mean you got yours
[16:30] <snuffshotMartyr> What do you mean?
[16:31] <unmotivatedMeatshield> I dunno we all got houses
[16:31] <unmotivatedMeatshield> who knows
[16:31] <unmotivatedMeatshield> i didnt really think that thought out
[16:31] <snuffshotMartyr> Uh
[16:31] <snuffshotMartyr> There's this gas station here
[16:31] <snuffshotMartyr> Does that count?
[16:31] <unmotivatedMeatshield> o
[16:32] <unmotivatedMeatshield> i guess he got the legit house
[16:32] <unmotivatedMeatshield> wait do you have his pesterchum?
[16:32] <unmotivatedMeatshield> maybe you can contact him
[16:32] <snuffshotMartyr> My dad?
[16:33] <unmotivatedMeatshield> yeah why not
[16:33] <snuffshotMartyr> Okay, I'll try
[16:33] <snuffshotMartyr> No response
[16:34] <unmotivatedMeatshield> :c
[16:34] <unmotivatedMeatshield> RIP
[16:34] <snuffshotMartyr> But I guess even if he was still alive he'd be asleep still
[16:34] <unmotivatedMeatshield> we woke up didnt we?
[16:34] <snuffshotMartyr> What do you mean?
[16:35] <snuffshotMartyr> Wait, what time is it for you?
[16:35] <unmotivatedMeatshield> i...
[16:35] <unmotivatedMeatshield> have no idea
[16:35] <snuffshotMartyr> It's a bit after midnight for me.  Do you have ANY idea?
[16:36] <snuffshotMartyr> Daytime?  Nighttime?
[16:37] <unmotivatedMeatshield> bitch everythings fucking dark but like mono dark
[16:37] <unmotivatedMeatshield> no idea
 [16:37] <unmotivatedMeatshield> everything is just dark
[16:37] <unmotivatedMeatshield> like theres a sun
[16:38] <unmotivatedMeatshield> but it sucks
[16:38] <snuffshotMartyr> Huh
[16:39] <snuffshotMartyr> Whatever.  I'm sure Dad's having fun in Nerdhalla
[16:40] <snuffshotMartyr> Probably using that warhammer model I dropped off the bridge
[16:41] <unmotivatedMeatshield> maybe it came alive and is his lamp
[16:41] <unmotivatedMeatshield> thing
[16:41] <snuffshotMartyr> Maybe
[16:41] <snuffshotMartyr> How about you?  Leave any family behind?
[16:41] <unmotivatedMeatshield> nah
[16:42] <unmotivatedMeatshield> bailed on them after they were being super pressuring
[16:42] <snuffshotMartyr> O.O
[16:42] <snuffshotMartyr> Is that actually a thing that happens?
[16:42] <unmotivatedMeatshield> yep
[16:43] <unmotivatedMeatshield> ran away to a forest
[16:43] <snuffshotMartyr> O.O
[16:43] <snuffshotMartyr> So you weren't playing the game in your backyard or anything, that was actually where you live?
[16:44] <unmotivatedMeatshield> nah
[16:44] <unmotivatedMeatshield> i have a house
[16:44] <unmotivatedMeatshield> i was just runnin to the generator
[16:44] <unmotivatedMeatshield> which sucks becuase that means it murdered my garden and house and holy shit do we have no food
 [16:45] <snuffshotMartyr> I dunno
[16:45] <snuffshotMartyr> Does food still matter in a video game / coma?
[16:45] <unmotivatedMeatshield> i dont know
[16:45] <unmotivatedMeatshield> does breathing?
[16:45] <unmotivatedMeatshield> brb holding breath
[16:45] <snuffshotMartyr> Hmm...
[16:46] <unmotivatedMeatshield> HUUUUUU
[16:46] <unmotivatedMeatshield> HUUUU
[16:46] <snuffshotMartyr> Yes, I think breathing matters.
[16:46] <unmotivatedMeatshield> OH SHIT
[16:46] <unmotivatedMeatshield> YOU STILL GOTTA BREATHE
[16:46] <snuffshotMartyr> Yeah
[16:47] <snuffshotMartyr> But I mean, in video games food is just to restore your health, right?
[16:47] <unmotivatedMeatshield> what about minceraft?
[16:47] <unmotivatedMeatshield> gott eat there
[16:47] <snuffshotMartyr> Oh yeah
[16:48] <snuffshotMartyr> Okay so we need to find food somewhere
[16:48] <snuffshotMartyr> And water
[16:48] <unmotivatedMeatshield> i got some trees and...
[16:48] <unmotivatedMeatshield> some ash?
[16:48] <unmotivatedMeatshield> ooh look
[16:48] <unmotivatedMeatshield> more ash
[16:49] <snuffshotMartyr> Wow, so much ash
[16:49] <unmotivatedMeatshield> yeah its fucking everywhere
[16:49] <snuffshotMartyr> There's gotta be SOMETHING else in your world
[16:50] <snuffshotMartyr> I mean, mine at least has the obvious next step of getting to the ground
[16:52] <unmotivatedMeatshield> ok ill go exploring i guess
[16:52] <unmotivatedMeatshield> see if theres life or something
[16:52] <snuffshotMartyr> Yeah, I'd better check out those ponies
[16:52] <snuffshotMartyr> Lemme know if you find anything
[16:52] <unmotivatedMeatshield> sure thing