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Lunch with Spike (Oneshot)

Feb 19th, 2015
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  1. >"can we go to McDonald's anon?"
  2. >He had been asking you this question countless times for the past two days
  3. >After being pestered enough, you agree to buy the drake some golden arches
  4. >"That'll be $22.08"
  5. >You give the cashier your card
  6. >Didn't expect to pay that much
  7. >Looks like you'll have to go small with the popcorn tonight at the movies
  8. >Sorry Fluttershy
  9. >You were annoyed with Spike for bothering you so much about it
  10. >As a result, you kept your promise to buy him an apple pie, but make him wait until it's cold to eat it
  11. >He's a dragon, so he would love something that would normally scorch a human's mouth
  12. >You two sit down and wait for your order
  13. >Spike has this giddy look on his face
  14. >You tell him to wipe it off
  15. "Stop making this shit weird"
  16. >He frowns
  17. >That's better
  18. >It looks like that outburst might have hurt him a little
  19. >You feel a little bit of remorse, but you'll make it up to him, you always do
  20. >"Order 17"
  21. "You heard her, go get the food"
  22. >He gets up and drags his feet there
  23. >When he comes back, you grab your order of 20 nuggets and begin to mix the ranch with some ketchup
  24. >It's what your brother taught you
  25. >You look at Spike, who's happily chowing down on one of his three happy meals
  26. >He needed to eat a lot, but the bastard could have at least saved your wallet some grief by ordering adult food
  27. >You reach across the table and take a handful of his fries
  28. >"HEY THOSE..."
  29. >He stops when he sees you dump some of your nuggets onto his plate
  30. >Facestuffing mode activated
  31. >But before he can chow down, you shake a paper cup full of ice
  32. "Out of Dr. Pepper here"
  33. >"Ugh!!"
  34. >He lets out a frustrated grunt and gets up
  35. >He doesn't look happy, but one glance at his gait disproves that
  36. >The type of stride that he has is what you see him with when he's with Rarity or after you send him to get the tackle box on your fishing trips
  37. >He's enjoying every second of this and to be honest, so did you
  38. >After all, you're the closest thing he has to a dragon friend
  39. >But more importantly, you're the closest thing he has to a brother
  40. >You feel a smile creeping up on your face, but manage to fight it off
  41. >It's a good thing that you sent him to get you a refill so he can't see you like this
  42. >Wouldn't want to make this weird
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