Cinema Sins - Star Wars VII

Everything wrong with Star Wars: The Force Awakens...

-- New Star Destroyer looks a lot like the old ones, only more edgy and black.
-- Discount Tattoonie
-- Old Star Destroyers show the fact the empire (and by extension the original movies) are no longer a thought in disney's mind.
-- Hybid Mini-Speeder can't go up hills.
-- Okay, we don't know this yet (though fans of the series might - and those who actually took time to read the scrolling text), but this "First Order" is actually the empire from before, just reconstructed and under a new name. But, the first order already has every map piece except the one this robot is holding. Wouldn't be better for them to actually go out in hyperspace and just find the missing part of the map in person? They do have that kind of power after all.
-- Blast them.
-- This "Dark" Jedi can freeze a blaster shot in-place like it's nothing, later on he can't even hack into a girl's memory.
-- As much as I'd like to take a sin off for that cool new sith lightsaber, you have to realize, it's no longer a saber anymore if it has that kind of hilt.
-- Girl understands every language without needing to learn said languages. Yet, everyone else doesn't know jack shit.
-- Portions steal the idea from Back to the Future, where food is hydrated back into its original form. Damn you Disney.
-- if she can hear that robot complaining from that distance, past a sand dune (which would've absorbed all the sound due to being the material that it is) she would have a much better time getting other jobs, including translation, other than being a scrapper.
-- You know, that gigantic multi-sized "Death Star" that actually has an atmosphere (somehow) shouldn't be able to sustain humanlife due to its size alone. I mean, yeah, we know it's man-made and hollow, but you have to remember, that freakin' thing has star masses inside of it to use to power it... and that means the gravity on the surface would be so great, the people would have to be wearing anti-gravity boots to counteract the gravity from that star mass alone.
-- Harrison Ford is too old for this shit.
-- Not you again. (C-3PO)
-- It's not a trap this time.
-- Not functioning R2-D2 will only become useful when the plot demands it.
-- Death planet has an actual defense covering its weakpoint this time. As much as I'd like to take a sin off for that due to past experiences, it took the emp--first order this long to realize they needed to re-think their strategy.
-- Hyperspace is no longer called Hyperspace.
-- Dropping out of lightspeed this close to the planet would cause the gravity inside to react to the sudden drop out of lightspeed, allowing the first order to be able to detect them instantly, since information travels faster than light.
-- No one rushes to the crashed Millennium Falcon, even though their sensors would've picked up the crash-landing.
-- It's astonishing that it takes the first order this long to find out that the jedi girl escaped, and not find her, and not realize their defenses have been breached, twice!
-- Han died first.
-- Not this shit again. (Reaction to the movie ending a new hope-style.)