NUMBER SEVEN  NUMBER SEVEN  NUMBER SEVEN  NUM
   ___  ____ ____   _________  ___  ____
  / _ \/  __|  __| |  __| '  |/ _ \/  __| #7
 | | | : |__  |__  |  __|  :_| | | : |__
 | |_| : [_ | [_ | |  | | _  | |_| : [_ |
  \___/\____|____| |__| |_||_]\___/\____|

NUMBER SEVEN  NUMBER SEVEN  NUMBER SEVEN  NUM


           OoO
 YES YES!  | |         __ __
 I'M   o__/  |       /(o_:_o)
 COMING `.__ \      (  ______)
 RIGHT UP   \ '.    / ( ===============
 YOUR FROG   \  '--'   \__|         o
 ASS!! UGHH!! \          (_        /|__ O
               \           `--....'     o
  .-----.       |           _____..-----O
 |       |.--.  |       ___'
=========:    \ |      /  /)
 |-(>)-(<|     \|     / `-/
 |    _) |  /   \    /   /|
  \__(__)| :     \  /   /_|_____
  /O_____| :|     .      .      '''.
 | o     __)'.____\___|__/          |
 |  O..-'    \    |    \_____.-|    .
  \     _\    \  /|____|       |   /
   \\    /'----.'     __)_____ |  /
    \\         |      __)      | :
     \\________|________)      | :_____O
      \_________/        '.    (__     o
       \            .     |______ `-..O
        \          | '..-'


GAY FOR CRAWFORDITES REJOICE! THE LONG
AWAITED CONTINUATION OF OGG FROG MAGAZINE
HAS ARRIVED! MORE DICKS! MORE OGG! NEW
44-COLUMN FORMAT!

$ apt-get install oggfrog

Reading package lists...

Downloading game of life...

Building dependency tree...

Reading state information...

Unresolved dependency: zoolib

$ FUCK MY LIFE

PERFORMING GAME OF LIFE RESEARCH...
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LETS HOPE THAT WAS ENOUGH BULLSHIT TO
DODGE RUSTY'S ASCII KILLING ADS.

ONCE CRAWFORD MANAGES TO FINISH CONFIGURING
UBUNTU-INSIDE-XEN-RUNNING-ON-A-BINATONE OR
WHATEVER STUPID BULLSHIT HE IS USING THESE
DAYS HE CAN FINALLY FINISH HIS IMPORTANT
GAME OF LIFE RESEARCH. I SEE HE'S GOING ON
ABOUT GUMSTIXS LATELY. PERHAPS HE HAS
DECIDED THAT THE IPHONE WAS TOO LIMITED TO
SUSTAIN HIS VISION FOR THE GAME OF LIFE.
I EXPECT THE NEXT ITERATION WILL BE PLANNED
FOR IMPLEMENTATION AS A CUSTOM ASIC.

WHAT YOU AND I SEE WHEN WE LOOK AT THE
GAME OF LIFE:
 _____________
|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|
|_|_|#|_|_|_|_|
|_|_|#|#|_|_|_|
|_|_|#|_|_|_|_| USELESS BULLSHIT
|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|
|_|_|_|_|#|#|#|
|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|


WHAT CRAWFORD SEES WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE
GAME OF LIFE:


    o
       O      .-'''''-.    UNLOCKING...
             |         |
     O    ___|_________|___ THE MYSTERIES..
    ____    (_O_)=(O__)=.
    |  |     | (___     |  OF THE UNIVERSE!!
    | O|     |  __     /-.
   /----\    /\(__)   /   \
  / o    \  /  `-----'     \
_(________)/________________\___

DURING THE MONTHS-LONG CRAWFORD DROUGHT SOME
OF YOU MAY HAVE TURNED AWAY FROM THE FAITH.
AFTER ALL, LOOK AT THE MOST RECENT DIARIES.
FOUR FUCKING DIARIES DEDICATED TO CRAWFORD'S
INABILITY TO DO A SIMPLE OS INSTALL. MANY
OF THESE DIARIES HAVE LESS THAN 20 COMMENTS
IN THEM. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GLORY DAYS??
FEAR NOT! ACCORDING OT THIS ENTRY HE'S
LIVING WITH SOME YOUNG GUY NOW. 49 COMMENTS!
PRAISE CRAWFORD!

 I took the liberty of
 installing BeOS on your
 XBox while you were out..
                          ___
     _  /                |   |\
   _|_|_     \ __ /      |o  | |
    |OO     -  oo| -     |   | |
    -|-      / /|\ \     |___| |
    / |        / \            \|

ENOUGH WITH THE INSTALLS! PICK A SIMPLE
SETUP AND STICK WITH IT SO YOU CAN AT LAST
ACHIEVE YOUR DREAM: FINISHING WARP LIFE.
THE LATEST EXCUSE FOR NOT FINISHING THIS
UNDERGRADUATE-LEVEL PROJECT:

 If you want to know why Warp Life is taking
 so long, it's because I want it to be
 useful and appealing to serious Conway's
 Life researchers, with a UI that even
 people like Mom and Aunt Peggy could use.

GOT TO DELIVER A SOLID, INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH
IMPLEMENTATION TO THOSE "SERIOUS" GAME OF
LIFE RESEARCHERS.

  .---------.
 |  _______/   HELLO MISTER CRAWFORD I'M
 |_|______|    WITH THE NSA. WE'D LIKE TO
 | [__] [__]   FUND YOUR GROUNDBREAKING
 [     _| |    RESEARCH INTO THE GAME OF
 |   ____ |    LIFE
_|\______/______       .--.
                \     ( \  \





  .---------.
 |  _______/
 |_|______| /
 | [_O] [_O] -         .--.
 [     _| |           ( \  \
 |   ____ | \          \___.\
_|\______/______        \    \
                \        \    \





.---------.
__________|
 |________|** SMACK **
[_>]-[< _---------------####
 | _|_ (-- |
 ((___( `._|____________
__\______/|_____       (      )
                \       `----'

ON A DIFFERENT NOTE, WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO
CRAWFORD'S **EXPLOSIVE** JONATHAN SWIFT
ESSAYS? IS HE STILL BLOWING MONEY ON SWEDISH
HOSTING? SINCE HE IS NOW SHARING
ACCOMODATION WITH SOME UNFORTUNATE FACTORY
WORKER WE CAN ONLY ASSUME THAT HIS LIVING
SITUATION HAS DETERIORATED.

        @@@@
       @O-O-@
       @c   @
 .--|--@`--'@-.
///-|--+ .  _\ \
_|_    | |   ___)
\_/ ___|_|__\\\
 | (_)___    '
 |  /_ (__)  |
 | |  |   \ _|
 | _\ |    |__|
 |/___|__  | /_
 ||______| |___\

KNOCK OFF THE SHIT CRAWFORD AND GET YOUR
LIFE TOGETHER. LORD HELP US IF SOMETHING
HAPPENS TO YOU. WHAT THEN? REN FAIRE
WEDDING MAG? I'D RATHER SHIT IN MY HAT
AND EAT IT.