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If Sans Has A Blue Eye, Does He Also Have Blue Balls?

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  1. Welcome to my lecture. Today we will be discussing whether the fictional video game character Sans the Skeleton from Undertale has blue genetalia, in addition to his blue eye. In the "genocide" route of the game Undertale, the route in which you kill every being in the underground, the final battle is against Sans. This is known to be one of the most difficult battles in the game, due to its randomness and spastic pace. However, one moment of the battle has the skeleton in question flash one of his eyes to an odd shape, with a blue color to it. It is no doubt that Sans is a magical skeleton, so it can be inferred that he can change the color of his eye on command. However, this isn't the question we want to answer. There is a famous channel on video-sharing site YouTube known as "SilvaGunner" that was unfortunately removed from the site. It uploaded music from video games, calling them "rips." After the channel's termination, a new one replaced it, "SiIvaGunner," with the L replaced with an uppercase I due to the resemblance between a lowercase L and uppercase I. This channel does the opposite of the above channel, instead uploading fake video game music, with jokes added on, such as the theme song to the television show The Flintstones. One of their jokes is to repeat the beginning of a song throughout the entirety of the track. This is known as a "Blue Balls" rip, named after the fact that a man who does not engage in sexual activity is known to have "blue balls." One of these rips is MEGALOVANIA, from Undertale - the same background track that plays during the battle with Sans. The beginning melody is repeated, with the first two notes going down in pitch every measure of the song. First at D, then C, then B, A#, A, G, F, and Eb, then repeating. Eventually the first two notes will be unhearable, due to being the lowest pitches. The connection between the joke and the actual character is that they are both blue body parts. It can be inferred, therefore, that if Sans has a blue eye, then according to SiIvaGunner's MEGALOVANIA rip, he must also have blue balls. Thank you for listening to my lecture. Good night.
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