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- 00:00:55,597 --> 00:00:58,808
- There are some fish
- that cannot be caught.
- 2
- 00:01:00,853 --> 00:01:03,980
- It's not that they're faster
- or stronger than other fish.
- 3
- 00:01:04,148 --> 00:01:07,316
- They're just touched
- by something extra.
- 4
- 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:11,237
- One such fish was The Beast.
- 5
- 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:16,993
- And by the time I was born
- he was aIready a Iegend.
- 6
- 00:01:17,161 --> 00:01:21,748
- He'd passed up more $1 00 Iures
- than any fish in AIabama.
- 7
- 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:25,918
- Some said that fish was
- the ghost of a thief. . .
- 8
- 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:29,297
- . . .who'd drowned in that river
- 60 years before.
- 9
- 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:35,511
- Others claimed he was a dinosaur
- left over from the "Cruaceous" Period.
- 10
- 00:01:35,679 --> 00:01:39,515
- I didn't put any stock into
- such speculation or superstition.
- 11
- 00:01:39,683 --> 00:01:42,351
- All I knew was I'd been trying
- to catch that fish. . .
- 12
- 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:45,021
- . . .since I was a boy
- no bigger than you.
- 13
- 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:48,024
- And on the day you were born. . . .
- 14
- 00:01:48,192 --> 00:01:51,194
- Well, that was the day
- I finally caught him.
- 15
- 00:01:53,071 --> 00:01:54,864
- Now, I'd tried everything on it:
- 16
- 00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:58,868
- Worms, lures, peanut butter,
- peanut butter and cheese.
- 17
- 00:01:59,036 --> 00:02:01,662
- But on that day I had a revelation:
- 18
- 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:06,667
- If that fish was Henry Walls' ghost,
- then the usual bait wasn't gonna work.
- 19
- 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:11,130
- I was gonna have to use something
- he truly desired.
- 20
- 00:02:12,049 --> 00:02:14,717
- -Your finger?
- -Gold.
- 21
- 00:02:15,552 --> 00:02:18,763
- Now, I tied my ring onto
- the strongest line they made. . .
- 22
- 00:02:18,931 --> 00:02:23,184
- . . .strong enough to hold up a bridge,
- they said, if only for a few minutes.
- 23
- 00:02:24,228 --> 00:02:27,063
- And then I cast upriver.
- 24
- 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:34,445
- The Beast jumped up and grabbed it
- before it even hit the water.
- 25
- 00:02:34,613 --> 00:02:39,075
- And just as fast,
- he snapped clean through that line.
- 26
- 00:02:39,243 --> 00:02:40,910
- Well, you can see my predicament.
- 27
- 00:02:41,078 --> 00:02:45,081
- My wedding ring,
- the symbol of fidelity to my wife. . .
- 28
- 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:48,000
- -. . .soon to be mother of my child. . .
- -Make him stop.
- 29
- 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:51,087
- . . .was now lost in the gut
- of an uncatchable fish.
- 30
- 00:02:51,421 --> 00:02:52,922
- What did you do?
- 31
- 00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:56,384
- I followed that fish upriver
- and downriver.
- 32
- 00:02:58,095 --> 00:03:00,513
- This fish, The Beast. . .
- 33
- 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:06,644
- . . .the whole time we were calling it
- a him, when in fact it was a her.
- 34
- 00:03:06,812 --> 00:03:09,105
- It was fat with eggs
- it was gonna lay any day.
- 35
- 00:03:09,273 --> 00:03:11,941
- Now, I was in a situation.
- 36
- 00:03:12,109 --> 00:03:15,778
- I could gut that fish
- and get my wedding ring back. . .
- 37
- 00:03:16,405 --> 00:03:21,200
- . . . but in doing so I'd be killing the
- smartest catfish in the Ashton River.
- 38
- 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:23,786
- Did I want to deprive
- my son the chance. . .
- 39
- 00:03:23,954 --> 00:03:26,998
- . . .to catch a fish like this
- of his own?
- 40
- 00:03:27,165 --> 00:03:29,792
- This ladyfish and I. . . .
- 41
- 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:34,463
- -Well, we had the same destiny.
- -"We were part of the same equation."
- 42
- 00:03:35,591 --> 00:03:37,675
- Now, you may well ask. . .
- 43
- 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:41,596
- Oh, darling, darling,
- it's still your night.
- 44
- 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:47,643
- . . .why did it strike so quick on gold
- when nothing else would attract it?
- 45
- 00:03:47,811 --> 00:03:50,938
- That was the lesson
- I learned that day. . .
- 46
- 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:54,150
- . . .the day my son was born.
- 47
- 00:03:54,318 --> 00:04:00,364
- Sometimes the only way to catch
- an uncatchable woman. . .
- 48
- 00:04:00,532 --> 00:04:04,076
- . . . is to offer her a wedding ring.
- 49
- 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:15,171
- What, a father's not allowed
- to talk about his son?
- 50
- 00:04:15,339 --> 00:04:17,173
- I'm a footnote in that story, Dad. . .
- 51
- 00:04:17,341 --> 00:04:23,346
- . . .the context for your great adventure,
- which never happened, incidentally.
- 52
- 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:26,682
- You were selling novelty products
- in Wichita when I was born.
- 53
- 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:29,435
- Come on, Will.
- Everyone loves that story!
- 54
- 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:33,981
- They don't. I don't love that story. Not
- anymore. Not after a thousand times!
- 55
- 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:38,069
- I know every punch line, Dad.
- I can tell them as well as you can !
- 56
- 00:04:38,236 --> 00:04:41,530
- For one night,
- one night in your entire life. . .
- 57
- 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:44,867
- . . .the universe did not revolve
- around Edward Bloom.
- 58
- 00:04:45,035 --> 00:04:49,288
- -How can you not understand that?
- -I'm sorry to embarrass you.
- 59
- 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:53,376
- You're embarrassing yourself, Dad.
- You just don't see it.
- 60
- 00:04:55,504 --> 00:04:59,548
- After that night, I didn't speak
- to my father again for three years.
- 61
- 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:09,058
- William Bloom, United Press
- International. If I could just--
- 62
- 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:15,398
- We communicated indirectIy, I guess.
- 63
- 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:19,568
- In her Ietters and Christmas cards,
- my mother wrote for both of them.
- 64
- 00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:24,824
- And when I'd caII, she'd say Dad was
- out driving or swimming in the pooI.
- 65
- 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:28,035
- True to form, we never
- taIked about not taIking.
- 66
- 00:05:30,372 --> 00:05:34,750
- The truth is, I didn't see anything
- of myseIf in my father.
- 67
- 00:05:34,918 --> 00:05:38,254
- And I don't think he saw anything
- of himseIf in me.
- 68
- 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:45,386
- We were Iike strangers
- who knew each other very weII.
- 69
- 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:52,852
- In teIIing the story
- of my father's Iife. . .
- 70
- 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:57,523
- . . .it's impossibIe to separate fact
- from fiction, the man from the myth.
- 71
- 00:06:00,318 --> 00:06:04,155
- The best I can do
- is to teII it the way he toId me.
- 72
- 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:09,368
- It doesn't aIways make sense,
- and most of it never happened.
- 73
- 00:06:34,436 --> 00:06:37,104
- Give me back my ring !
- 74
- 00:06:49,451 --> 00:06:50,993
- Thank you !
- 75
- 00:06:51,328 --> 00:06:54,538
- But that's what kind of story this is.
- 76
- 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:06,842
- His birth wouId set the pace
- for his unIikeIy Iife.
- 77
- 00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:10,054
- No Ionger than most men's,
- but Iarger.
- 78
- 00:07:10,222 --> 00:07:12,598
- And as strange as his stories got. . .
- 79
- 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:16,268
- . . .the endings were aIways
- the most surprising of aII.
- 80
- 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:45,756
- Yes. Yes, he's here.
- 81
- 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:48,676
- It's your mother.
- 82
- 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:57,518
- And what does Dr. Bennett say?
- 83
- 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,730
- No, sure, I'll talk to him.
- 84
- 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:04,733
- Yeah, I'll wait.
- 85
- 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:06,402
- It's bad?
- 86
- 00:08:06,570 --> 00:08:10,698
- Yeah, it's more than they thought.
- They're gonna stop chemo.
- 87
- 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:14,577
- -You need to go.
- -Probably tonight.
- 88
- 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:18,998
- -I'm going with you.
- -No, no, no. You shouldn't.
- 89
- 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:20,958
- I'm going with you.
- 90
- 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,114
- Now, which one's it gonna be?
- 91
- 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:55,117
- "Monkey in a Barn,"
- or "Dog in the Road"?
- 92
- 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,453
- The one about the witch.
- 93
- 00:08:57,787 --> 00:09:00,748
- Your momma says I can't
- tell you that one anymore.
- 94
- 00:09:00,916 --> 00:09:04,501
- -You get nightmares.
- -But I'm not scared.
- 95
- 00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:08,797
- Well, neither was I, at first.
- 96
- 00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:12,218
- Now, this took place
- in the swamp outside of Ashton.
- 97
- 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:17,056
- Children weren't allowed in the swamp
- on account of the snakes, spiders. . .
- 98
- 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:21,852
- . . .and quicksand that would swallow
- you up before you could even scream.
- 99
- 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:24,271
- There were five of us
- out there that night:
- 100
- 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:28,275
- Me, Ruthie, WiIbur FreeIy. . .
- 101
- 00:09:28,443 --> 00:09:32,112
- ...and the Price Brothers,
- Don and Zacky.
- 102
- 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:36,116
- And not one of us knew
- what was in store.
- 103
- 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:40,871
- It's common knowIedge that most
- towns of a certain size have a witch. . .
- 104
- 00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:43,249
- . . .if onIy to eat
- misbehaving chiIdren. . .
- 105
- 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:46,627
- . . .and the occasionaI puppy
- who wanders into her yard.
- 106
- 00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:49,964
- Witches use those bones
- to cast speIIs and curses. . .
- 107
- 00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:52,508
- . . .and make the Iand infertiIe.
- 108
- 00:09:52,676 --> 00:09:56,845
- -Is it true she got a glass eye?
- -I heard she got it from gypsies.
- 109
- 00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:59,181
- -What's a gypsy?
- -Your momma's a gypsy.
- 110
- 00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:00,683
- Your momma's a bitch.
- 111
- 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:03,060
- You shouldn't swear.
- There's ladies present.
- 112
- 00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:04,478
- -Shit.
- -Damn.
- 113
- 00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:05,688
- Screw.
- 114
- 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:07,982
- Turn off your flashlights.
- She'll see you !
- 115
- 00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:10,776
- Yet of aII the witches in AIabama. . .
- 116
- 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:13,862
- . . .there was one who was said
- to be the most feared.
- 117
- 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:18,117
- For she had one gIass eye which
- was said to contain mysticaI powers.
- 118
- 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:22,162
- I heard if you look right at it,
- you'll see how you're gonna die.
- 119
- 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:26,041
- That's bull-S-H-I-T, that is.
- She's not even a real witch.
- 120
- 00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:28,252
- If you're so sure, go get that eye.
- 121
- 00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:33,048
- I heard she keeps it in a box on her
- night table. Or are you too scared?
- 122
- 00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:35,384
- I'll go in right now and get that eye.
- 123
- 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:37,636
- -Then do it.
- -Fine, I will.
- 124
- 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:40,764
- -Fine, you do it.
- -Fine, I'm doing it.
- 125
- 00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:43,225
- Edward, don't!
- 126
- 00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:47,313
- She'll make soap out of you.
- That's what she does.
- 127
- 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,149
- She makes soap out of people.
- 128
- 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:42,284
- Ma'am, my name is Edward Bloom. . .
- 129
- 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:45,120
- . . .and there's some folks
- like to see your eye.
- 130
- 00:11:58,301 --> 00:12:00,260
- -You get The Eye?
- -I brought it.
- 131
- 00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:01,553
- Let's see it.
- 132
- 00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:09,103
- Whoa, help!
- 133
- 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:23,242
- I saw how I was gonna die.
- I was old and I fell.
- 134
- 00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:26,412
- I wasn't old at all.
- 135
- 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:37,506
- I was thinking about death and all.
- About seeing how you're gonna die.
- 136
- 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:41,176
- I mean, on one hand,
- if dying was all you thought about. . .
- 137
- 00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:43,178
- . . . it could kind of screw you up.
- 138
- 00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:47,099
- But it could kind of help you,
- couldn't it?
- 139
- 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:51,353
- Because, everything else,
- you'd know you could survive.
- 140
- 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:57,276
- I guess I'm saying I'd like to know.
- 141
- 00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:10,747
- That's how I go.
- 142
- 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,480
- Hi, Mom.
- 143
- 00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:45,616
- -Is that Dr. Bennett's car?
- -Yes. He's up with your father now.
- 144
- 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:49,495
- -And how is he?
- -Well-- No, I got it.
- 145
- 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:53,749
- He's impossible. He won't eat.
- Because he doesn't eat, he's weaker.
- 146
- 00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:56,001
- Because he's weak,
- he doesn't want to eat.
- 147
- 00:13:56,169 --> 00:14:01,048
- -How much time does he have left?
- -You don't talk about that.
- 148
- 00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:02,925
- Not yet.
- 149
- 00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:06,094
- Will.
- 150
- 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:10,182
- Dr. Bennett. Oh, it's good to see you.
- 151
- 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,935
- My wife, Josephine.
- 152
- 00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:15,103
- A pleasure.
- 153
- 00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:19,483
- -You're seven months.
- -To the day!
- 154
- 00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:22,778
- It's a boy.
- 155
- 00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:31,119
- Try to get him to drink one of these.
- He won't, but go ahead and try.
- 156
- 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,292
- Dad?
- 157
- 00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:31,888
- You want some water?
- 158
- 00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:52,534
- -You are in for a surprise.
- -Am I?
- 159
- 00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:55,662
- Having a kid changes everything.
- 160
- 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:59,583
- There's the diapers and the burping
- and the midnight feeding.
- 161
- 00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:02,753
- -Did you do any of that?
- -No.
- 162
- 00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:05,380
- But I hear it's terrible.
- 163
- 00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:11,011
- Then you spend years trying
- to corrupt and mislead this child. . .
- 164
- 00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:15,974
- . . .fill its head with nonsense,
- and still it turns out perfectly fine.
- 165
- 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:21,104
- -You think I'm up for it?
- -You learned from the best.
- 166
- 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,903
- Drink half the can.
- I'll tell Mom you drank it all.
- 167
- 00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:29,613
- Everyone wins.
- 168
- 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:34,076
- People needn't worry so much.
- It's not my time yet.
- 169
- 00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:36,203
- This is not how I go.
- 170
- 00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:40,582
- -Really?
- -Truly. I saw it in The Eye.
- 171
- 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:44,544
- -The old lady by the swamp?
- -She was a witch.
- 172
- 00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:47,381
- No, she was old and probably senile.
- 173
- 00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:52,719
- I saw my death in that eye,
- and this isn't how it happens.
- 174
- 00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:54,930
- So how does it happen?
- 175
- 00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:59,685
- Surprise ending.
- Wouldn't want to ruin it for you.
- 176
- 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,730
- Your mother thought
- we wouldn't talk again.
- 177
- 00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:06,692
- Look at us. We're talking fine.
- 178
- 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,735
- We're storytellers, both of us.
- 179
- 00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:14,408
- I speak mine out,
- you write yours down. Same thing.
- 180
- 00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,494
- Dad. . . .
- 181
- 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:22,916
- I hope to talk about some things
- while I'm here.
- 182
- 00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:25,293
- You mean while I'm here.
- 183
- 00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:29,464
- I just want to know
- the true versions of things:
- 184
- 00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:32,467
- Events. Stories.
- 185
- 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:33,969
- You.
- 186
- 00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:48,316
- Your mother hasn't been
- keeping up the pool.
- 187
- 00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:52,154
- -If you wanted to, you could fix it.
- -Yeah, I will.
- 188
- 00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:55,574
- -You know where the chemicals are?
- -I did it when you were gone.
- 189
- 00:17:55,742 --> 00:18:01,747
- I was never much for being
- at home, Will. Too confining.
- 190
- 00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:05,000
- And this here, being stuck in bed. . . .
- 191
- 00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:08,670
- Dying is the worst thing
- that's ever happened to me.
- 192
- 00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:15,302
- -I thought you said you weren't dying.
- -I said this isn't how I go.
- 193
- 00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:19,347
- The last part is much more unusual.
- 194
- 00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:21,850
- Trust me on that.
- 195
- 00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:57,719
- Dr. Bennett said I have
- to stay at home for a week.
- 196
- 00:18:57,887 --> 00:19:01,598
- Oh, that's nothing. Once,
- I had to stay in bed for three years.
- 197
- 00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:05,018
- -Did you have the chickenpox?
- -I wish.
- 198
- 00:19:24,539 --> 00:19:27,249
- Truth is, no one quite knew
- what was wrong.
- 199
- 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:30,085
- Most times a person
- grows up graduaIIy. . .
- 200
- 00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:32,587
- . . .whiIe I found myseIf in a hurry.
- 201
- 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:40,011
- My muscIes and my bones couIdn't
- keep up with my body's ambition.
- 202
- 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:43,640
- So I spent the better part
- of three years confined to my bed. . .
- 203
- 00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:47,769
- . . .with the encycIopaedia being
- my onIy means of expIoration.
- 204
- 00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:49,938
- I had made it aII the way to the G's. . .
- 205
- 00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:52,983
- . . .hoping to find an answer
- to my "gigantificationism". . .
- 206
- 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:56,987
- . . .when I uncovered an articIe
- about the common goIdfish.
- 207
- 00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:01,116
- "Kept in a small bowl,
- the goldfish will remain small.
- 208
- 00:20:01,284 --> 00:20:02,617
- With more space. . .
- 209
- 00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:06,621
- . . .the fish will grow double, triple,
- or quadruple its size."
- 210
- 00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:10,041
- It occurred to me then that perhaps
- the reason for my growth. . .
- 211
- 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,752
- . . .was that I was intended
- for Iarger things.
- 212
- 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:16,464
- After aII, a giant man can't have
- an ordinary-sized Iife.
- 213
- 00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:21,303
- As soon as my bones had settIed
- in their aduIt configuration. . .
- 214
- 00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:26,266
- . . . I set upon my pIan to make
- a bigger pIace for myseIf in Ashton.
- 215
- 00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:27,684
- Tigers, go!
- 216
- 00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:44,910
- Edward Bloom !
- 217
- 00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:31,790
- Doggy! My doggy!
- My doggy's trapped !
- 218
- 00:21:40,341 --> 00:21:44,052
- I was the biggest thing
- Ashton had ever seen.
- 219
- 00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:47,847
- UntiI one day, a stranger arrived.
- 220
- 00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:07,742
- Calm down. Calm down, everybody.
- Calm down. That's enough.
- 221
- 00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:11,663
- -Mr. Mayor, he ate an entire corn field.
- -He ate my dog.
- 222
- 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:14,416
- If you ain't gonna stop him, mayor,
- we will.
- 223
- 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:17,669
- I won't have mob violence
- in this town.
- 224
- 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:19,754
- Now, has someone tried
- talking to him?
- 225
- 00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:22,590
- -You can't reason with him.
- -He's a monster.
- 226
- 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,551
- I'll do it.
- 227
- 00:22:39,233 --> 00:22:41,568
- I'll talk to him.
- See if I can get him to go.
- 228
- 00:22:41,736 --> 00:22:44,112
- That creature could crush you
- without trying.
- 229
- 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:47,282
- Oh, trust me, he'll have to try.
- 230
- 00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:20,315
- Hello?
- 231
- 00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:27,906
- My name is Edward Bloom,
- and I wanna talk to you !
- 232
- 00:23:28,699 --> 00:23:31,076
- Go away!
- 233
- 00:23:32,995 --> 00:23:36,039
- Now, I'm not going anywhere
- until you show yourself!
- 234
- 00:23:36,207 --> 00:23:39,209
- I said, go away!
- 235
- 00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:02,023
- Armed with the foreknowIedge
- of my own death. . .
- 236
- 00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:04,359
- . . . I knew the giant couIdn't kiII me.
- 237
- 00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:09,948
- AII the same, I preferred to keep
- my bones unbroken.
- 238
- 00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:12,117
- Why are you here?
- 239
- 00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:14,911
- So you can eat me.
- 240
- 00:24:15,371 --> 00:24:19,332
- The town decided to send
- a human sacrifice and I volunteered.
- 241
- 00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:23,086
- My arms are a little stringy, but
- there's some good eating in my legs.
- 242
- 00:24:23,254 --> 00:24:26,506
- I mean, I'd be tempted
- to eat them myself.
- 243
- 00:24:28,634 --> 00:24:30,718
- So I guess, well. . . .
- 244
- 00:24:30,886 --> 00:24:35,181
- If you'd just get it over with quick,
- because I'm not much for pain, really.
- 245
- 00:24:47,653 --> 00:24:51,364
- Oh, come on ! I can't go back!
- I'm a human sacrifice!
- 246
- 00:24:51,532 --> 00:24:54,075
- If I go back,
- they'll think I'm a coward.
- 247
- 00:24:54,243 --> 00:24:56,828
- I'd rather be dinner than a coward.
- 248
- 00:24:57,413 --> 00:24:58,663
- Here.
- 249
- 00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:02,250
- You can start with my hand.
- It'll be an appetizer.
- 250
- 00:25:02,418 --> 00:25:06,588
- I don't want to eat you.
- I don't want to eat anybody.
- 251
- 00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:10,884
- I just get so hungry.
- I'm just too big.
- 252
- 00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:14,846
- Did you ever think that
- maybe you're not too big. . .
- 253
- 00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:17,140
- . . . but maybe this town
- is just too small?
- 254
- 00:25:17,308 --> 00:25:20,185
- I've heard in real cities
- there are buildings so tall. . .
- 255
- 00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:22,604
- . . .you can't even see
- the tops of them.
- 256
- 00:25:22,771 --> 00:25:25,273
- -Really?
- -Oh, I wouldn't lie to you.
- 257
- 00:25:25,441 --> 00:25:27,567
- And all-you-can-eat buffets.
- 258
- 00:25:27,735 --> 00:25:30,737
- -Now, you can eat a lot, can't you?
- -I can.
- 259
- 00:25:30,905 --> 00:25:33,781
- So why are you wasting your time
- in a small town?
- 260
- 00:25:33,949 --> 00:25:37,076
- You're a big man.
- You should be in a big city.
- 261
- 00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:40,455
- You're just trying to get me
- to leave, aren't you?
- 262
- 00:25:40,748 --> 00:25:44,292
- -What's your name, giant?
- -Karl.
- 263
- 00:25:44,460 --> 00:25:47,879
- Well, mine's Edward.
- And truthfully. . . .
- 264
- 00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:51,883
- Well, I do want you to leave, Karl.
- But I want to leave with you.
- 265
- 00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:54,802
- I mean, you think this town
- is too small for you?
- 266
- 00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:58,097
- Well, it's too small for a man
- of my ambition.
- 267
- 00:25:58,265 --> 00:26:01,434
- So, what do you say? Join me?
- 268
- 00:26:04,647 --> 00:26:08,691
- Okay.
- 269
- 00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:12,153
- Now, first, we gotta
- get you ready for the city.
- 270
- 00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:33,174
- Edward Bloom, first son of Ashton. . .
- 271
- 00:26:33,342 --> 00:26:36,844
- . . . it's with a heavy heart
- that we see you go.
- 272
- 00:26:37,012 --> 00:26:39,681
- But take with you
- this key to the city. . .
- 273
- 00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:42,809
- . . .and know that any time
- you want to come back. . .
- 274
- 00:26:42,977 --> 00:26:46,020
- . . .all our doors are open to you.
- 275
- 00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:58,574
- That afternoon as I Ieft Ashton,
- everyone seemed to have advice.
- 276
- 00:26:58,742 --> 00:27:01,619
- Find yourself a nice girl, now!
- 277
- 00:27:02,037 --> 00:27:05,039
- Watch your pride, Edward Bloom !
- 278
- 00:27:05,249 --> 00:27:09,627
- But there was one person whose
- counseI I heId above aII others.
- 279
- 00:27:13,716 --> 00:27:16,426
- She said that the biggest fish
- in the river. . .
- 280
- 00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:19,762
- . . .gets that way
- by never being caught.
- 281
- 00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:27,854
- -What'd she say?
- -Beats me.
- 282
- 00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:41,534
- There were two roads out of Ashton:
- 283
- 00:27:41,702 --> 00:27:44,579
- A new one which was paved
- and an oIder one that wasn't.
- 284
- 00:27:44,747 --> 00:27:46,748
- PeopIe didn't use
- the oId one anymore. . .
- 285
- 00:27:46,915 --> 00:27:49,751
- . . .and it had deveIoped a reputation
- for being haunted.
- 286
- 00:27:49,918 --> 00:27:53,087
- WeII, since I had no intention
- of ever returning to Ashton. . .
- 287
- 00:27:53,255 --> 00:27:57,425
- . . .this seemed as good a time as any
- to find out what Iay down that oId one.
- 288
- 00:27:57,593 --> 00:28:02,347
- -You know anyone who's taken it?
- -That poet, Norther Winslow, did.
- 289
- 00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:05,266
- He was going to Paris, France.
- 290
- 00:28:05,434 --> 00:28:08,895
- I guess he liked it.
- No one ever heard from him again.
- 291
- 00:28:09,104 --> 00:28:11,272
- I'll tell you what.
- You go the other way.
- 292
- 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:14,984
- I'll cut through here,
- and I'll meet you on the far side.
- 293
- 00:28:16,195 --> 00:28:19,280
- You're just trying to run away,
- aren't you?
- 294
- 00:28:20,991 --> 00:28:22,241
- Here.
- 295
- 00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:26,621
- Just to be sure, you can take my pack.
- 296
- 00:29:05,828 --> 00:29:07,787
- Why, you son of a--
- 297
- 00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:36,357
- Now, there comes a point
- when a reasonabIe man. . .
- 298
- 00:29:36,525 --> 00:29:41,279
- . . .wiII swaIIow his pride and admit
- that he's made a terribIe mistake.
- 299
- 00:29:41,447 --> 00:29:46,367
- The truth is,
- I was never a reasonabIe man.
- 300
- 00:29:47,536 --> 00:29:50,246
- And what I recaII of
- Sunday schooI was that. . .
- 301
- 00:29:50,414 --> 00:29:55,543
- . . .the more difficuIt something is,
- the more rewarding it is in the end.
- 302
- 00:30:54,770 --> 00:30:57,563
- Friend ! Welcome to you !
- 303
- 00:30:57,981 --> 00:31:00,983
- -What's your name?
- -Edward Bloom.
- 304
- 00:31:02,110 --> 00:31:05,196
- -"Bloom" like a flower?
- -Yes.
- 305
- 00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:09,534
- Oh, here! Here you are, right here.
- "Edward Bloom."
- 306
- 00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:12,036
- We weren't expecting you yet.
- 307
- 00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:14,288
- -You were expecting me?
- -Not yet.
- 308
- 00:31:14,456 --> 00:31:19,126
- -You must've taken a shortcut.
- -Why, yes, I did. It almost killed me.
- 309
- 00:31:19,628 --> 00:31:23,798
- Life will do that to you.
- And truthfully, the long way is easier.
- 310
- 00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:27,093
- -But it's longer.
- -Much longer.
- 311
- 00:31:27,261 --> 00:31:30,179
- And you're here now,
- and that's what matters.
- 312
- 00:31:30,347 --> 00:31:31,597
- What is this place?
- 313
- 00:31:31,765 --> 00:31:35,017
- The town of Spectre.
- Best-kept secret in Alabama!
- 314
- 00:31:35,185 --> 00:31:38,563
- Now, it says here
- you're from Ashton, right?
- 315
- 00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:42,066
- Last person we had from Ashton
- was Norther Winslow.
- 316
- 00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:44,151
- The poet?
- Whatever happened to him?
- 317
- 00:31:44,319 --> 00:31:48,698
- He's still here. Let me buy you a drink.
- I'll tell you all about it.
- 318
- 00:31:48,865 --> 00:31:50,825
- Hell, I'll have him tell you !
- 319
- 00:31:50,993 --> 00:31:54,120
- I have to meet somebody,
- and I'm already running late.
- 320
- 00:31:54,288 --> 00:31:58,165
- Now, son, I already told you.
- You're early.
- 321
- 00:32:32,701 --> 00:32:35,828
- Now, tell me if that isn't
- the best pie you ever ate.
- 322
- 00:32:35,996 --> 00:32:37,705
- It truly is.
- 323
- 00:32:42,044 --> 00:32:45,963
- Well, everything tastes better here.
- Even the water is sweet.
- 324
- 00:32:48,467 --> 00:32:51,719
- Never gets too hot,
- too cold, too humid.
- 325
- 00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:55,431
- At night, the wind goes through
- the trees where you'd swear. . .
- 326
- 00:32:55,599 --> 00:32:58,976
- . . .there was a whole symphony
- out there playing just for you.
- 327
- 00:33:02,481 --> 00:33:03,981
- Hey! Jenny!
- 328
- 00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:06,776
- Come back here!
- 329
- 00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:13,908
- Jenny!
- 330
- 00:33:29,466 --> 00:33:31,258
- Hey, I need those.
- 331
- 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:35,096
- -There is no softer ground than town.
- -That almost rhymes.
- 332
- 00:33:35,263 --> 00:33:37,765
- He's our poet laureate. Come on.
- 333
- 00:33:41,311 --> 00:33:44,814
- I agreed to spend the afternoon,
- if onIy to understand. . .
- 334
- 00:33:44,981 --> 00:33:49,860
- . . .the mystery of how a pIace couId
- feeI so strange and yet so famiIiar.
- 335
- 00:33:53,782 --> 00:33:56,325
- I've been working on this poem
- for 1 2 years.
- 336
- 00:33:56,493 --> 00:33:58,119
- Really?
- 337
- 00:33:58,286 --> 00:34:03,082
- There's a lot of expectation.
- I don't wanna disappoint my fans.
- 338
- 00:34:03,959 --> 00:34:05,626
- May I?
- 339
- 00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:27,565
- It's only three lines long.
- 340
- 00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:34,155
- This is why you should never show
- a work in progress.
- 341
- 00:35:29,836 --> 00:35:31,796
- I got him !
- 342
- 00:35:47,395 --> 00:35:49,063
- There's leeches in there.
- 343
- 00:35:50,023 --> 00:35:53,067
- -Did you see that woman?
- -What did she look like?
- 344
- 00:35:53,235 --> 00:35:56,695
- -Well, she was. . . .
- -Was she naked?
- 345
- 00:35:59,032 --> 00:36:00,574
- Yes, she was.
- 346
- 00:36:00,742 --> 00:36:04,995
- It's not a woman. It's a fish.
- No one ever catches her.
- 347
- 00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:07,665
- Fish looks different
- to different people.
- 348
- 00:36:07,958 --> 00:36:11,752
- My daddy said it looked like the
- coon dog he had when he was a kid. . .
- 349
- 00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:14,672
- . . . back from the dead.
- 350
- 00:36:18,093 --> 00:36:19,927
- Oh, darn.
- 351
- 00:36:21,888 --> 00:36:24,098
- -How old are you?
- -Eighteen.
- 352
- 00:36:24,266 --> 00:36:28,185
- I'm 8. That means when I'm 1 8,
- you'll be 28.
- 353
- 00:36:28,353 --> 00:36:33,107
- -And when I'm 28, you'll only be 38.
- -You're pretty good at arithmetic.
- 354
- 00:36:33,275 --> 00:36:37,778
- And when I'm 38, you'll be 48.
- That's not much difference at all.
- 355
- 00:36:37,946 --> 00:36:40,781
- Sure is a lot now, though, huh?
- 356
- 00:37:14,524 --> 00:37:17,151
- Hey, Edward !
- 357
- 00:37:25,994 --> 00:37:30,080
- Roses are red
- VioIets are bIue
- 358
- 00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:32,791
- I Iove Spectre. . . .
- 359
- 00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:40,507
- Excuse me.
- 360
- 00:37:46,681 --> 00:37:50,142
- Jenny thinks you're quite a catch.
- We all do.
- 361
- 00:37:50,977 --> 00:37:52,311
- What?
- 362
- 00:37:52,479 --> 00:37:55,689
- I said, you're quite a catch.
- 363
- 00:38:17,963 --> 00:38:19,713
- I have to leave.
- 364
- 00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:25,135
- Tonight.
- 365
- 00:38:25,595 --> 00:38:26,887
- Why?
- 366
- 00:38:28,223 --> 00:38:30,766
- This town is more than any man
- could ask for.
- 367
- 00:38:30,934 --> 00:38:34,478
- And if I were to end up here,
- I would consider myself lucky.
- 368
- 00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:38,565
- But the truth is, I'm just not ready
- to end up anywhere.
- 369
- 00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:40,859
- But no one's ever left.
- 370
- 00:38:42,070 --> 00:38:45,406
- How are you gonna make it
- without your shoes?
- 371
- 00:38:45,573 --> 00:38:48,242
- Well, I suspect it will hurt. A lot.
- 372
- 00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:54,832
- Now, I'm sorry, but. . . .
- Well, goodbye.
- 373
- 00:38:58,503 --> 00:39:02,172
- -You won't find a better place.
- -I don't expect to.
- 374
- 00:39:07,303 --> 00:39:09,346
- Promise me you'll come back.
- 375
- 00:39:10,807 --> 00:39:15,602
- I promise. Someday.
- When I'm really supposed to.
- 376
- 00:39:46,593 --> 00:39:49,428
- That night,
- I reached two concIusions.
- 377
- 00:39:50,221 --> 00:39:55,267
- The first was that a dangerous path
- is made much worse by darkness.
- 378
- 00:39:55,435 --> 00:40:00,147
- The second was that I was
- hopeIessIy and irrevocabIy Iost.
- 379
- 00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:03,734
- These woods wouId become
- my graveyard.
- 380
- 00:40:05,987 --> 00:40:10,866
- As difficuIt as it was to reach Spectre,
- I was fated to get there eventuaIIy.
- 381
- 00:40:11,034 --> 00:40:14,453
- After aII, no man can avoid
- reaching the end of his Iife.
- 382
- 00:40:29,094 --> 00:40:33,347
- And then I reaIized
- this wasn't the end of my Iife.
- 383
- 00:40:33,515 --> 00:40:36,517
- This isn't how I die.
- 384
- 00:40:54,035 --> 00:40:55,369
- Friend.
- 385
- 00:40:55,537 --> 00:40:59,456
- -What happened to your shoes?
- -They kind of got ahead of me.
- 386
- 00:41:16,391 --> 00:41:19,393
- I don't know if you saw it,
- but Josephine had some photos. . .
- 387
- 00:41:19,561 --> 00:41:21,145
- . . . in the most recent Newsweek.
- 388
- 00:41:23,690 --> 00:41:25,190
- Really?
- 389
- 00:41:25,358 --> 00:41:26,692
- That's just wonderful.
- 390
- 00:41:28,528 --> 00:41:33,031
- I spent a week in Morocco
- for the story. It was incredible.
- 391
- 00:41:33,199 --> 00:41:37,661
- Oh. We'll have to pick up a copy.
- 392
- 00:41:48,006 --> 00:41:51,091
- I don't know if you're aware of this,
- Josephine. . .
- 393
- 00:41:51,551 --> 00:41:56,722
- . . . but African parrots, in their native
- Congo, they speak only French.
- 394
- 00:41:57,807 --> 00:41:59,099
- Really?
- 395
- 00:41:59,684 --> 00:42:02,978
- You're lucky to get four words
- out of them in English.
- 396
- 00:42:03,146 --> 00:42:06,064
- But if you were to walk
- through the jungle. . .
- 397
- 00:42:06,232 --> 00:42:09,943
- . . .you'd hear them speaking
- the most elaborate French.
- 398
- 00:42:10,612 --> 00:42:15,782
- Those parrots talk about everything.
- Politics, movies, fashion.
- 399
- 00:42:15,950 --> 00:42:18,619
- Everything but religion.
- 400
- 00:42:19,746 --> 00:42:21,079
- Why not religion, Dad?
- 401
- 00:42:21,789 --> 00:42:26,460
- It's rude to talk about religion. You
- never know who you're gonna offend.
- 402
- 00:42:31,799 --> 00:42:34,968
- Josephine actually went
- to the Congo last year.
- 403
- 00:42:36,638 --> 00:42:38,680
- Oh, so you know.
- 404
- 00:42:54,322 --> 00:42:56,782
- Hello.
- 405
- 00:42:56,950 --> 00:42:59,326
- Hi. How are you feeling?
- 406
- 00:43:00,286 --> 00:43:03,622
- Oh, I was dreaming.
- 407
- 00:43:04,165 --> 00:43:06,667
- What were you dreaming about?
- 408
- 00:43:07,710 --> 00:43:10,754
- Oh, I don't usually remember. . .
- 409
- 00:43:10,922 --> 00:43:15,259
- . . . unless they're especially portentous.
- Do you know what that word means?
- 410
- 00:43:15,551 --> 00:43:18,679
- It means when you dream about
- something that's gonna happen.
- 411
- 00:43:19,430 --> 00:43:21,932
- Like one night, I had a dream. . .
- 412
- 00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:26,853
- . . .where this crow came and said:
- 413
- 00:43:27,021 --> 00:43:29,523
- "Your aunt is gonna die."
- 414
- 00:43:30,692 --> 00:43:33,944
- I was so scared,
- I woke up my parents. . .
- 415
- 00:43:34,112 --> 00:43:38,365
- . . . but they said it was just a dream
- and to get back to bed.
- 416
- 00:43:38,533 --> 00:43:42,035
- But the next morning,
- my Aunt Stacy was dead.
- 417
- 00:43:42,370 --> 00:43:44,371
- That's terrible.
- 418
- 00:43:44,539 --> 00:43:49,668
- Terrible for her, but think about me,
- young boy with that kind of power.
- 419
- 00:43:50,211 --> 00:43:54,965
- Wasn't three weeks later when the
- crow came back to me in a dream. . .
- 420
- 00:43:55,133 --> 00:43:59,845
- . . .and said, "Your daddy's gonna die."
- 421
- 00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:02,723
- I didn't know what to do.
- 422
- 00:44:03,099 --> 00:44:06,768
- I finally told my father, but he said:
- 423
- 00:44:06,936 --> 00:44:12,774
- "Oh, not to worry."
- But I could see he was rattled.
- 424
- 00:44:12,942 --> 00:44:15,777
- The next morning, he wasn't himself.
- 425
- 00:44:15,945 --> 00:44:20,574
- Kept looking around, waiting for
- something to drop on his head.
- 426
- 00:44:20,742 --> 00:44:25,829
- Because the crow didn't say how it
- was gonna happen, just those words:
- 427
- 00:44:25,997 --> 00:44:28,248
- "Your daddy's gonna die."
- 428
- 00:44:28,833 --> 00:44:34,755
- Well, he left home early
- and was gone a long time.
- 429
- 00:44:34,922 --> 00:44:37,632
- When he finally came back,
- he looked terrible. . .
- 430
- 00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:41,094
- . . . like he was waiting
- for the axe to fall all day.
- 431
- 00:44:42,096 --> 00:44:43,889
- He said to my mother:
- 432
- 00:44:44,057 --> 00:44:47,809
- "I've just had the worst day of my life."
- 433
- 00:44:47,977 --> 00:44:51,980
- "You think you've had a bad day?"
- she said.
- 434
- 00:44:52,148 --> 00:44:57,277
- "This morning, the milkman
- dropped dead on the porch."
- 435
- 00:44:59,447 --> 00:45:03,617
- Because, see, my mother
- was banging the milkman.
- 436
- 00:45:05,453 --> 00:45:10,123
- -Can I take your picture?
- -Oh, you don't need a picture.
- 437
- 00:45:10,291 --> 00:45:14,461
- Just look up the word "handsome"
- in the dictionary.
- 438
- 00:45:14,629 --> 00:45:15,962
- Please?
- 439
- 00:45:17,632 --> 00:45:19,091
- All right.
- 440
- 00:45:22,470 --> 00:45:24,554
- I have photos of the wedding
- to show you.
- 441
- 00:45:24,722 --> 00:45:27,140
- There is a great one
- of you and my father.
- 442
- 00:45:33,481 --> 00:45:38,151
- I want to see pictures of your wedding.
- I've never seen any.
- 443
- 00:45:38,319 --> 00:45:41,738
- That's because we didn't have
- a proper wedding.
- 444
- 00:45:41,906 --> 00:45:45,325
- Your mother-in-law was
- never supposed to marry me.
- 445
- 00:45:45,493 --> 00:45:49,329
- -She was engaged to somebody else.
- -I never knew.
- 446
- 00:45:49,497 --> 00:45:52,082
- Will never told you?
- 447
- 00:45:52,667 --> 00:45:55,127
- Probably just as well.
- 448
- 00:45:55,294 --> 00:45:57,921
- He would have told it wrong, anyway.
- 449
- 00:45:58,089 --> 00:46:01,299
- All the facts, none of the flavour.
- 450
- 00:46:01,467 --> 00:46:05,137
- Oh. So this is a tall tale.
- 451
- 00:46:06,013 --> 00:46:09,474
- Well, it's not a short one.
- 452
- 00:46:12,145 --> 00:46:16,857
- I'd just Ieft Spectre and was
- on my way to discover my destiny.
- 453
- 00:46:17,024 --> 00:46:19,818
- Not knowing what
- that wouId be exactIy. . .
- 454
- 00:46:19,986 --> 00:46:24,906
- . . . I expIored every opportunity
- that presented itseIf.
- 455
- 00:46:53,769 --> 00:46:58,064
- Coco! Coco! There they are.
- 456
- 00:46:59,317 --> 00:47:02,736
- Ladies and gentlemen !
- 457
- 00:47:02,904 --> 00:47:06,656
- You may think
- you've seen the unusual.
- 458
- 00:47:07,492 --> 00:47:11,828
- You may think you've seen the bizarre.
- 459
- 00:47:13,164 --> 00:47:18,001
- But I've travelled
- to the five corners of the world. . .
- 460
- 00:47:18,377 --> 00:47:24,883
- . . .and let me tell you,
- I've never seen anything like this!
- 461
- 00:47:30,306 --> 00:47:32,349
- When I met this man. . .
- 462
- 00:47:32,517 --> 00:47:35,227
- . . . he was picking oranges in Florida.
- 463
- 00:47:35,394 --> 00:47:39,439
- His fellow workers called him
- El Penumbra. "The Shadow."
- 464
- 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:43,777
- Because when you worked
- beside him. . .
- 465
- 00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:46,613
- . . . he blocked out the daylight!
- 466
- 00:47:47,281 --> 00:47:51,368
- Not to alarm you, ma'am,
- but if this man wanted to. . .
- 467
- 00:47:51,536 --> 00:47:55,997
- . . . he could crush your head
- between his toes. . .
- 468
- 00:47:56,165 --> 00:47:59,709
- . . . like a tiny walnut.
- But he won't do it.
- 469
- 00:47:59,877 --> 00:48:02,462
- No. No, ladies and gentlemen. . .
- 470
- 00:48:02,630 --> 00:48:04,756
- . . . he will not hurt her. . .
- 471
- 00:48:05,049 --> 00:48:08,635
- . . . because he is our own gentle giant.
- 472
- 00:48:09,971 --> 00:48:16,142
- Ladies and gentlemen,
- I give you Colossus!
- 473
- 00:49:40,686 --> 00:49:44,314
- Ladies and gentlemen,
- boys and girls. . .
- 474
- 00:49:44,482 --> 00:49:46,858
- . . .thank y'all for coming.
- 475
- 00:49:47,026 --> 00:49:50,570
- Drive home safely, everyone.
- Thank you for coming.
- 476
- 00:49:51,072 --> 00:49:54,741
- It was on that night
- KarI met his destiny.
- 477
- 00:49:55,034 --> 00:49:58,411
- And I met mine, aImost.
- 478
- 00:49:58,579 --> 00:50:03,416
- They say when you meet
- the Iove of your Iife, time stops.
- 479
- 00:50:03,584 --> 00:50:05,085
- And that's true.
- 480
- 00:50:50,297 --> 00:50:53,425
- What they don't teII you
- is that once time starts again. . .
- 481
- 00:50:54,135 --> 00:50:57,929
- . . .it moves extra fast to catch up.
- 482
- 00:51:30,796 --> 00:51:32,172
- What's your name?
- 483
- 00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:37,385
- -It's Karl.
- -Karl.
- 484
- 00:51:42,850 --> 00:51:48,396
- Tell me, Karl, have you ever heard
- the term "involuntary servitude"?
- 485
- 00:51:48,564 --> 00:51:51,441
- -No.
- -"Unconscionable contract"?
- 486
- 00:51:53,611 --> 00:51:56,488
- -Nope.
- -Great.
- 487
- 00:51:56,655 --> 00:51:58,698
- Here you go.
- 488
- 00:51:59,867 --> 00:52:01,534
- Here you are.
- 489
- 00:52:04,789 --> 00:52:07,540
- Mr. Soggybottom,
- come down this here. . .
- 490
- 00:52:07,708 --> 00:52:10,043
- . . .so he can use your back
- to sign on it.
- 491
- 00:52:22,181 --> 00:52:25,058
- Okay. Thank you. Yeah.
- 492
- 00:52:26,352 --> 00:52:28,269
- Hey, kid.
- 493
- 00:52:28,437 --> 00:52:31,815
- -Your friend just made himself a star.
- -Oh, that's great.
- 494
- 00:52:34,109 --> 00:52:36,778
- -My attorney, Mr. Soggybottom.
- -Good to meet you.
- 495
- 00:52:36,946 --> 00:52:38,613
- Pleased to meet you.
- 496
- 00:52:43,744 --> 00:52:46,830
- What's the matter? I haven't
- seen a customer so depressed. . .
- 497
- 00:52:46,997 --> 00:52:50,250
- . . .since the elephant sat
- on that farmer's wife.
- 498
- 00:52:51,502 --> 00:52:53,670
- "Depressed"?
- 499
- 00:52:55,256 --> 00:52:57,715
- See? The big guy likes it.
- 500
- 00:52:58,509 --> 00:53:00,593
- I just saw the woman I'm gonna marry.
- 501
- 00:53:00,761 --> 00:53:03,888
- I know it. But I lost her.
- 502
- 00:53:04,974 --> 00:53:06,307
- Oh, tough break.
- 503
- 00:53:06,475 --> 00:53:10,353
- Well, most men have to get married
- before they lose their wives.
- 504
- 00:53:10,521 --> 00:53:15,608
- I'm gonna spend the rest of my life
- looking for her. That or die alone.
- 505
- 00:53:15,985 --> 00:53:17,861
- Damn, kid.
- 506
- 00:53:21,115 --> 00:53:23,449
- Let me guess. Real pretty?
- 507
- 00:53:24,785 --> 00:53:26,619
- Reddish-blondish hair?
- 508
- 00:53:28,414 --> 00:53:29,789
- Blue dress?
- 509
- 00:53:31,125 --> 00:53:32,792
- Yeah !
- 510
- 00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:35,962
- I know her uncle. Friends of the family.
- 511
- 00:53:36,130 --> 00:53:38,256
- Who is she? Where does she live?
- 512
- 00:53:38,424 --> 00:53:41,301
- Forget it. Don't waste your time.
- She's out of your league.
- 513
- 00:53:41,468 --> 00:53:44,971
- -What? You don't even know me.
- -Sure I do.
- 514
- 00:53:45,139 --> 00:53:49,601
- You were hot shit back in Hickville, but
- here in the real world, you got squat.
- 515
- 00:53:49,768 --> 00:53:51,686
- You don't have a plan or a job.
- 516
- 00:53:51,854 --> 00:53:54,314
- Nothing except the clothes
- on your back.
- 517
- 00:53:54,815 --> 00:53:57,692
- Well, I have a whole backpack
- full of clothes.
- 518
- 00:53:58,819 --> 00:54:01,613
- Oh, someone stole my backpack.
- 519
- 00:54:02,364 --> 00:54:06,326
- You were a big fish in a small pond,
- but this here is the ocean. . .
- 520
- 00:54:06,493 --> 00:54:09,078
- . . .and you're drowning.
- Go back to Puddleville.
- 521
- 00:54:09,246 --> 00:54:12,665
- -You'll be happy there.
- -You say I don't have a plan. I do.
- 522
- 00:54:12,833 --> 00:54:16,461
- I'll find that girl, marry her,
- and spend the rest of my life with her.
- 523
- 00:54:17,004 --> 00:54:20,715
- I don't have a job, but I would
- have a job if you gave me one.
- 524
- 00:54:20,883 --> 00:54:22,926
- And I may not have much. . .
- 525
- 00:54:23,093 --> 00:54:26,804
- . . . but I have more determination
- than any man you're likely to meet.
- 526
- 00:54:29,016 --> 00:54:32,685
- I'm sorry, kid. I don't do charity.
- Come on, big boy.
- 527
- 00:54:33,687 --> 00:54:36,064
- Wait. Look, I'll work
- night and day for you. . .
- 528
- 00:54:36,231 --> 00:54:38,024
- . . .and you won't have to pay me.
- 529
- 00:54:40,027 --> 00:54:43,029
- You just have to tell me who she is.
- 530
- 00:54:46,533 --> 00:54:48,534
- Every month you work for me. . .
- 531
- 00:54:48,702 --> 00:54:52,121
- . . . I'll tell you one thing about her.
- That's my final offer.
- 532
- 00:54:56,043 --> 00:54:58,294
- Let's get started.
- 533
- 00:55:11,350 --> 00:55:15,353
- From that moment on, I did everything
- Mr. CaIIoway asked.
- 534
- 00:55:15,646 --> 00:55:18,606
- I'd go three days
- without stopping to eat.
- 535
- 00:55:18,774 --> 00:55:21,401
- And four days without sIeeping.
- 536
- 00:55:21,568 --> 00:55:24,445
- What kept me going was
- the promise of meeting the girI. . .
- 537
- 00:55:24,613 --> 00:55:25,905
- . . .who wouId be my wife.
- 538
- 00:55:33,580 --> 00:55:36,040
- Stick together, that's the way
- it's gonna be.
- 539
- 00:55:36,208 --> 00:55:40,086
- -The way it was, and the way it will be.
- -Mr. Calloway, sir?
- 540
- 00:55:40,254 --> 00:55:42,046
- It's been a month today.
- 541
- 00:55:43,966 --> 00:55:47,218
- This girl, the love of your life. . .
- 542
- 00:55:47,386 --> 00:55:52,348
- . . . her favourite flowers are daffodils.
- 543
- 00:55:53,350 --> 00:55:57,729
- -So get that stuff. . . .
- -Daffodils.
- 544
- 00:55:58,439 --> 00:56:00,439
- Daffodils.
- 545
- 00:56:10,784 --> 00:56:12,326
- True to his word. . .
- 546
- 00:56:12,494 --> 00:56:15,288
- . . .every month Amos wouId teII me
- something new. . .
- 547
- 00:56:15,456 --> 00:56:17,790
- . . .about the woman of my dreams.
- 548
- 00:56:17,958 --> 00:56:20,918
- Enjoy yourselves, enjoy yourselves.
- 549
- 00:56:21,086 --> 00:56:22,587
- She's going to college.
- 550
- 00:56:22,963 --> 00:56:27,258
- College. She's going to college.
- 551
- 00:56:37,811 --> 00:56:39,270
- She likes music.
- 552
- 00:56:39,980 --> 00:56:43,733
- Music. She likes music.
- 553
- 00:56:47,988 --> 00:56:52,283
- Over the months, I Iearned a Iot
- about the woman I wouId marry. . .
- 554
- 00:56:52,451 --> 00:56:55,787
- ...but not her name,
- and not where to find her.
- 555
- 00:56:55,954 --> 00:57:00,708
- That time had come.
- I couIdn't wait any Ionger.
- 556
- 00:57:12,012 --> 00:57:14,305
- Mr. Calloway?
- 557
- 00:57:16,350 --> 00:57:19,644
- It's Edward Bloom.
- I need to talk to you.
- 558
- 00:57:23,899 --> 00:57:26,317
- Mr. Calloway?
- 559
- 00:58:00,102 --> 00:58:01,477
- No. Wait!
- 560
- 00:58:19,580 --> 00:58:24,208
- That night, I discovered that most
- things you consider eviI or wicked. . .
- 561
- 00:58:24,376 --> 00:58:28,254
- . . .are simpIy IoneIy and Iacking
- in sociaI niceties.
- 562
- 00:59:02,664 --> 00:59:04,790
- Didn't kill anything, did I?
- 563
- 00:59:05,751 --> 00:59:10,213
- A few rabbits. But I think one of them
- was already dead.
- 564
- 00:59:13,425 --> 00:59:16,469
- That would explain the indigestion.
- 565
- 00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:25,561
- Thank you.
- 566
- 00:59:27,564 --> 00:59:29,732
- I was wrong about you, kid.
- 567
- 00:59:29,900 --> 00:59:33,319
- You may not have much,
- but what you got, you got a lot of.
- 568
- 00:59:33,654 --> 00:59:36,113
- You could get any girl.
- 569
- 00:59:36,281 --> 00:59:38,282
- There's only one I want.
- 570
- 00:59:42,996 --> 00:59:44,330
- Her name. . .
- 571
- 00:59:47,668 --> 00:59:49,835
- . . . is Sandra Templeton.
- 572
- 00:59:51,922 --> 00:59:54,590
- She goes to Auburn.
- 573
- 00:59:55,008 --> 00:59:59,345
- Semester's almost over,
- so you better hurry.
- 574
- 00:59:59,513 --> 01:00:01,264
- Thank you. Thank you.
- 575
- 01:00:01,848 --> 01:00:04,350
- -Good luck, kid !
- -Thank you, sir!
- 576
- 01:00:16,863 --> 01:00:19,490
- -Bye, now.
- -Bye, Edward.
- 577
- 01:00:20,867 --> 01:00:24,287
- After saying my goodbyes,
- I hopped three trains. . .
- 578
- 01:00:24,454 --> 01:00:27,873
- . . .to get to Auburn that afternoon.
- 579
- 01:01:03,035 --> 01:01:06,704
- You don't know me,
- but my name is Edward Bloom. . .
- 580
- 01:01:06,872 --> 01:01:08,247
- . . .and I love you.
- 581
- 01:01:10,125 --> 01:01:13,878
- I've spent the last three years
- working to find out who you are.
- 582
- 01:01:14,046 --> 01:01:18,341
- I've been shot, stabbed, and trampled
- a few times. I broke my ribs twice.
- 583
- 01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:21,844
- But it's all been worth it
- to see you here now. . .
- 584
- 01:01:22,012 --> 01:01:24,972
- . . .and to finally get to talk to you.
- 585
- 01:01:25,140 --> 01:01:27,516
- Because I'm destined to marry you.
- 586
- 01:01:28,393 --> 01:01:33,731
- I knew it when I saw you at the circus,
- and I know it now more than ever.
- 587
- 01:01:35,901 --> 01:01:39,278
- -I'm sorry.
- -You don't have to apologise to me.
- 588
- 01:01:39,446 --> 01:01:41,781
- I'm the luckiest person
- you'll find today.
- 589
- 01:01:41,948 --> 01:01:45,117
- No, I'm sorry I'm engaged
- to be married.
- 590
- 01:01:52,292 --> 01:01:55,461
- But you're wrong. I do know you.
- 591
- 01:01:55,629 --> 01:01:57,588
- At least by reputation.
- 592
- 01:01:58,507 --> 01:02:00,925
- Edward Bloom from Ashton.
- 593
- 01:02:01,468 --> 01:02:05,805
- See, I'm actually engaged
- to a boy from Ashton. Don Price.
- 594
- 01:02:06,515 --> 01:02:09,058
- He was a few years older than you.
- 595
- 01:02:19,694 --> 01:02:21,570
- Well. . . .
- 596
- 01:02:23,698 --> 01:02:25,241
- Congratulations.
- 597
- 01:02:28,495 --> 01:02:30,996
- I'm sorry to have bothered you.
- 598
- 01:02:35,961 --> 01:02:39,046
- Stop it! It's not funny.
- 599
- 01:02:39,756 --> 01:02:42,216
- That poor boy.
- 600
- 01:02:42,843 --> 01:02:46,011
- Fate has a crueI way
- of circIing around on you.
- 601
- 01:02:46,179 --> 01:02:48,264
- After aII this work to Ieave Ashton. . .
- 602
- 01:02:48,432 --> 01:02:53,894
- . . .the girI I Iove was now engaged
- to one of its biggest jerks.
- 603
- 01:02:54,062 --> 01:02:56,313
- There's a time when a man
- needs to fight. . .
- 604
- 01:02:56,481 --> 01:02:59,942
- . . .and a time when he needs to accept
- that his destiny's Iost. . .
- 605
- 01:03:00,110 --> 01:03:04,196
- . . .the ship has saiIed,
- and that onIy a fooI wiII continue.
- 606
- 01:03:04,364 --> 01:03:07,700
- Truth is, I've aIways been a fooI.
- 607
- 01:03:08,702 --> 01:03:13,664
- Sandra Templeton, I love you,
- and I will marry you !
- 608
- 01:03:18,003 --> 01:03:21,380
- So as you can see, if we apply
- these rules to our everyday life. . .
- 609
- 01:03:22,048 --> 01:03:24,800
- . . .supply and demand
- makes much more sense.
- 610
- 01:03:24,968 --> 01:03:29,013
- Take a look at the next graph, and the
- import of this will be even stronger--
- 611
- 01:03:38,064 --> 01:03:40,733
- --for three hours.
- 612
- 01:03:40,901 --> 01:03:42,776
- Look!
- 613
- 01:04:13,308 --> 01:04:16,602
- -Daffodils!
- -They're your favourite flower.
- 614
- 01:04:16,770 --> 01:04:18,187
- How did you get so many?
- 615
- 01:04:18,897 --> 01:04:21,065
- I called everywhere in five states.
- 616
- 01:04:21,233 --> 01:04:24,193
- I told them it was the only way
- to get my wife to marry me.
- 617
- 01:04:26,404 --> 01:04:28,113
- You don't even know me.
- 618
- 01:04:28,740 --> 01:04:31,200
- I have the rest of my life to find out.
- 619
- 01:04:32,327 --> 01:04:33,994
- Sandra!
- 620
- 01:04:35,872 --> 01:04:38,457
- It's Don. Promise you won't hurt him.
- 621
- 01:04:38,625 --> 01:04:41,544
- If that's what you want, I swear to it.
- 622
- 01:04:41,962 --> 01:04:44,421
- -Bloom?
- -Don.
- 623
- 01:04:45,215 --> 01:04:49,552
- What the hell are you doing?
- This is my girl. Mine!
- 624
- 01:04:49,719 --> 01:04:52,304
- I wasn't aware
- that she belonged to anyone.
- 625
- 01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:58,602
- What's the matter?
- Are you too scared to fight back?
- 626
- 01:04:58,770 --> 01:05:00,437
- I promised I wouldn't.
- 627
- 01:05:01,648 --> 01:05:03,941
- Stop it!
- 628
- 01:05:04,442 --> 01:05:05,734
- Don, stop!
- 629
- 01:05:05,902 --> 01:05:11,323
- WhiIe I took the beating of a Iifetime,
- Don Price was uItimateIy defeated.
- 630
- 01:05:11,491 --> 01:05:16,245
- AII the physicaI activity had worsened
- a congenitaI vaIve defect.
- 631
- 01:05:16,413 --> 01:05:18,581
- Put simpIy, his heart
- wasn't strong enough.
- 632
- 01:05:31,177 --> 01:05:33,637
- Don ! I will never marry you.
- 633
- 01:05:34,514 --> 01:05:37,224
- What?
- You mean, you love this guy?
- 634
- 01:05:37,434 --> 01:05:40,561
- He's almost a stranger,
- and I prefer him to you.
- 635
- 01:06:08,757 --> 01:06:14,136
- As it turned out, Sandra was able to
- keep her same date at the chapeI.
- 636
- 01:06:14,304 --> 01:06:17,514
- OnIy the groom had changed.
- 637
- 01:06:18,475 --> 01:06:22,519
- I thought you said you didn't
- have a church wedding.
- 638
- 01:06:22,687 --> 01:06:25,773
- We were all set to,
- but there was a complication.
- 639
- 01:06:29,611 --> 01:06:33,364
- Is it the medicine
- that's making you thirsty?
- 640
- 01:06:33,948 --> 01:06:37,493
- Truth is,
- I've been thirsty my whole life.
- 641
- 01:06:38,620 --> 01:06:41,163
- Never really known why.
- 642
- 01:06:41,956 --> 01:06:44,583
- There was a time when I was 1 1 . . . .
- 643
- 01:06:44,751 --> 01:06:46,710
- You were talking about your wedding.
- 644
- 01:06:46,878 --> 01:06:50,798
- I didn't forget.
- I was just working on a tangent.
- 645
- 01:06:50,965 --> 01:06:54,635
- You see, most men, they'll tell you
- a story straight through.
- 646
- 01:06:54,803 --> 01:06:58,847
- It won't be complicated,
- but it won't be interesting, either.
- 647
- 01:06:59,015 --> 01:07:00,683
- I like your stories.
- 648
- 01:07:00,850 --> 01:07:02,476
- And I like you.
- 649
- 01:07:02,644 --> 01:07:07,106
- Well, when you work for the circus,
- you don't have a regular address.
- 650
- 01:07:07,273 --> 01:07:10,442
- So after three years,
- there was a lot of undelivered mail.
- 651
- 01:07:11,403 --> 01:07:14,113
- During the four weeks
- I was in the hospital. . .
- 652
- 01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:16,949
- . . .the postmaster
- finally caught up with me.
- 653
- 01:07:17,117 --> 01:07:20,619
- And it seems that while my heart
- belonged to Sandra. . .
- 654
- 01:07:20,787 --> 01:07:26,458
- . . .the rest of my body belonged
- to the U.S. government.
- 655
- 01:07:43,435 --> 01:07:47,104
- A hitch in the Army was up to
- three years at that point. . .
- 656
- 01:07:47,272 --> 01:07:50,315
- . . .and having waited three years
- just to meet Sandra. . .
- 657
- 01:07:50,483 --> 01:07:54,445
- . . . I knew I couldn't survive
- being away from her that long.
- 658
- 01:07:54,612 --> 01:07:57,740
- So I took every hazardous
- assignment I could find. . .
- 659
- 01:07:57,907 --> 01:08:02,244
- . . .with the hope of getting
- my time down to less than a year.
- 660
- 01:08:02,412 --> 01:08:04,955
- Go! Go!
- 661
- 01:08:07,500 --> 01:08:09,585
- When I was offered
- a secret mission. . .
- 662
- 01:08:09,753 --> 01:08:13,714
- . . .to steal the plans for
- the Wong Kai Tang power plant. . .
- 663
- 01:08:13,882 --> 01:08:17,009
- . . . I jumped at the chance
- to serve my country.
- 664
- 01:08:20,096 --> 01:08:22,681
- Go! Go!
- 665
- 01:10:18,006 --> 01:10:20,465
- Any of you got needs?
- 666
- 01:12:06,406 --> 01:12:08,448
- How could you miss your cue?
- 667
- 01:12:08,616 --> 01:12:12,577
- You make me look like a fool
- out there alone.
- 668
- 01:12:12,912 --> 01:12:14,454
- You weren't alone!
- 669
- 01:12:16,624 --> 01:12:17,833
- Who the hell are you?
- 670
- 01:12:18,001 --> 01:12:19,835
- I'm not going to hurt you.
- 671
- 01:12:20,003 --> 01:12:21,003
- Damn right you're not.
- 672
- 01:12:21,170 --> 01:12:22,170
- GUARD!
- 673
- 01:12:24,007 --> 01:12:25,674
- Tell your men not to bother us!
- 674
- 01:12:25,842 --> 01:12:27,134
- And close that curtain !
- 675
- 01:12:29,887 --> 01:12:32,014
- Please, I need your help.
- 676
- 01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:35,142
- What makes you think we'll help you?
- 677
- 01:12:43,776 --> 01:12:48,864
- Over the next hour, I described
- my Iove for Sandra K. TempIeton. . .
- 678
- 01:12:49,032 --> 01:12:51,950
- . . .and the ordeaI that brought me
- before them.
- 679
- 01:12:52,118 --> 01:12:55,454
- As it had aIways been,
- this Iove was my saIvation.
- 680
- 01:12:55,621 --> 01:12:57,789
- It was destined to be.
- 681
- 01:12:57,957 --> 01:13:01,126
- We put together an eIaborate
- pIan for escape. . .
- 682
- 01:13:01,294 --> 01:13:03,545
- . . .invoIving a whaIing ship
- to Russia. . .
- 683
- 01:13:03,713 --> 01:13:07,799
- . . .a barge to Cuba,
- and a smaII, dirty canoe to Miami.
- 684
- 01:13:07,967 --> 01:13:10,469
- We aII knew it wouId be dangerous.
- 685
- 01:13:11,679 --> 01:13:14,139
- And what are we supposed to do
- when we get to America?
- 686
- 01:13:14,932 --> 01:13:16,224
- I can get you bookings.
- 687
- 01:13:16,392 --> 01:13:19,144
- I know the biggest man
- in show business.
- 688
- 01:13:20,271 --> 01:13:21,313
- Bob Hope?!
- 689
- 01:13:21,647 --> 01:13:22,647
- Bigger.
- 690
- 01:13:26,444 --> 01:13:27,444
- Ready?
- 691
- 01:13:30,823 --> 01:13:34,701
- And so the twins and I
- began our arduous journey. . .
- 692
- 01:13:34,869 --> 01:13:36,828
- . . .haIfway around the worId.
- 693
- 01:13:36,996 --> 01:13:41,333
- UnfortunateIy, there was no way
- to send a message back to America.
- 694
- 01:13:41,501 --> 01:13:45,504
- And so it was no surprise
- that the Army beIieved I was dead.
- 695
- 01:14:01,771 --> 01:14:04,314
- No, God !
- 696
- 01:14:05,942 --> 01:14:10,320
- After four months, Sandra had gotten
- over the worst of the nightmares.
- 697
- 01:14:10,488 --> 01:14:14,908
- When the phone rang, she didn't think
- it was somehow me caIIing her.
- 698
- 01:14:15,076 --> 01:14:19,913
- When a car drove past, she didn't
- get up to check out the window.
- 699
- 01:14:54,991 --> 01:14:58,076
- I talked with your father last night.
- 700
- 01:15:01,581 --> 01:15:04,583
- You never told me
- how your parents met.
- 701
- 01:15:04,750 --> 01:15:06,585
- They met at Auburn.
- 702
- 01:15:06,752 --> 01:15:10,589
- What about the details?
- How they fell in love.
- 703
- 01:15:10,756 --> 01:15:12,716
- The circus. The war.
- 704
- 01:15:12,884 --> 01:15:14,759
- You never told me any of that.
- 705
- 01:15:14,927 --> 01:15:17,095
- That's because most of it
- never happened.
- 706
- 01:15:18,931 --> 01:15:21,183
- But it's romantic.
- 707
- 01:15:24,604 --> 01:15:27,147
- -What?
- -What, I know better. . .
- 708
- 01:15:27,315 --> 01:15:30,483
- . . .than to argue romance
- with a French woman.
- 709
- 01:15:32,236 --> 01:15:34,237
- Do you love your father?
- 710
- 01:15:34,405 --> 01:15:37,991
- Everyone loves my father.
- He's a very likeable guy.
- 711
- 01:15:39,368 --> 01:15:40,952
- Do you love him?
- 712
- 01:15:46,083 --> 01:15:48,084
- You have to understand.
- 713
- 01:15:48,252 --> 01:15:52,005
- When I was growing up,
- he was gone more than he was there.
- 714
- 01:15:52,173 --> 01:15:56,134
- And I started thinking maybe he's got
- this second life somewhere else.
- 715
- 01:15:57,053 --> 01:15:59,804
- Another family, another house.
- 716
- 01:15:59,972 --> 01:16:03,266
- And he leaves us
- and goes to them.
- 717
- 01:16:03,434 --> 01:16:05,060
- Or, or. . . .
- 718
- 01:16:07,480 --> 01:16:11,566
- Or maybe there is no second family.
- Maybe he never wanted a family.
- 719
- 01:16:12,610 --> 01:16:17,197
- Whatever it is, he likes his second life
- better and he tells his stories. . .
- 720
- 01:16:17,365 --> 01:16:19,866
- . . . because he can't stand
- this boring place.
- 721
- 01:16:20,034 --> 01:16:23,161
- -But it's not true.
- -Well, what's true?
- 722
- 01:16:25,206 --> 01:16:27,999
- He's never told me
- a single true thing.
- 723
- 01:16:29,961 --> 01:16:31,503
- Look, hey. . . .
- 724
- 01:16:32,880 --> 01:16:35,674
- I know why you like him.
- 725
- 01:16:35,841 --> 01:16:38,635
- I know why everyone likes him.
- 726
- 01:16:39,762 --> 01:16:43,056
- But I need you to tell me
- that I'm not crazy.
- 727
- 01:16:43,224 --> 01:16:46,142
- Oh, you're not.
- 728
- 01:16:48,145 --> 01:16:50,855
- And I think you should talk to him.
- 729
- 01:16:56,028 --> 01:16:59,197
- Larry Puckett's ChevroIet
- Iets the customer do the taIking.
- 730
- 01:16:59,365 --> 01:17:03,034
- Larry Puckett's GM-certified vehicIes
- are under factory warranty.
- 731
- 01:17:03,202 --> 01:17:07,247
- And you can save up to 40 percent
- off the originaI MSRP.
- 732
- 01:17:07,415 --> 01:17:10,125
- -Did I ever tell you about--?
- -Yes.
- 733
- 01:17:11,377 --> 01:17:14,796
- The maple tree and the Buick?
- We've heard it.
- 734
- 01:17:17,216 --> 01:17:20,719
- I know someone who hasn't.
- 735
- 01:17:20,886 --> 01:17:24,556
- -The--
- -Tree fell on the car, spilling the syrup.
- 736
- 01:17:24,724 --> 01:17:28,226
- Which attracted the flies,
- which got stuck to it. . .
- 737
- 01:17:28,394 --> 01:17:31,479
- . . .and flew off with the whole car.
- 738
- 01:17:35,985 --> 01:17:39,446
- But the real story
- is how I got the car.
- 739
- 01:17:39,613 --> 01:17:41,323
- -You see--
- -Dad?
- 740
- 01:17:41,490 --> 01:17:42,949
- Son.
- 741
- 01:17:43,117 --> 01:17:45,160
- Can we talk?
- 742
- 01:17:47,580 --> 01:17:50,040
- I think I'll get started
- on these dishes.
- 743
- 01:17:50,207 --> 01:17:52,417
- I'll help you.
- 744
- 01:18:07,933 --> 01:18:11,269
- -You know about icebergs, Dad?
- -Do I?
- 745
- 01:18:11,437 --> 01:18:13,897
- I saw an iceberg once.
- 746
- 01:18:14,065 --> 01:18:17,359
- They were hauling it down to Texas
- for drinking water.
- 747
- 01:18:17,526 --> 01:18:21,613
- They didn't count on there being
- an elephant frozen inside.
- 748
- 01:18:21,781 --> 01:18:24,574
- -The woolly kind. A mammoth.
- -Dad !
- 749
- 01:18:24,742 --> 01:18:26,701
- What?
- 750
- 01:18:28,496 --> 01:18:30,705
- I'm trying to make a metaphor here.
- 751
- 01:18:30,873 --> 01:18:33,583
- Well, you shouldn't have started
- with a question. . .
- 752
- 01:18:33,751 --> 01:18:36,044
- . . . because people
- want to answer questions.
- 753
- 01:18:36,212 --> 01:18:39,798
- You should've started with,
- "The thing about icebergs is. . . ."
- 754
- 01:18:39,965 --> 01:18:43,426
- Okay, okay. The thing about
- icebergs is you only see 1 0 percent.
- 755
- 01:18:43,594 --> 01:18:46,971
- The other 90 percent is below
- the water where you can't see it.
- 756
- 01:18:47,139 --> 01:18:49,224
- And that's. . .
- 757
- 01:18:49,392 --> 01:18:52,143
- . . .what it is with you, Dad.
- 758
- 01:18:52,311 --> 01:18:55,063
- I am only seeing this little bit. . .
- 759
- 01:18:55,231 --> 01:18:57,065
- . . .that sticks above the water.
- 760
- 01:18:57,233 --> 01:19:00,402
- Oh, you're only seeing down
- to my nose? My chin? My--
- 761
- 01:19:00,569 --> 01:19:03,488
- Dad, I have no idea who you are. . .
- 762
- 01:19:03,656 --> 01:19:06,908
- . . . because you've never told me
- a single fact.
- 763
- 01:19:07,076 --> 01:19:11,329
- I've told you a thousand facts, Will.
- That's what I do, I tell stories!
- 764
- 01:19:11,497 --> 01:19:14,749
- You tell. . . lies, Dad.
- 765
- 01:19:14,917 --> 01:19:16,251
- You tell amusing lies.
- 766
- 01:19:16,419 --> 01:19:19,504
- Stories are what you tell
- a 5-year-old at bedtime.
- 767
- 01:19:19,672 --> 01:19:22,549
- They're not elaborate mythologies
- that you maintain. . .
- 768
- 01:19:22,716 --> 01:19:25,176
- . . .when your son is 1 0 and 1 5
- and 20 and 30.
- 769
- 01:19:25,344 --> 01:19:28,179
- And I believed you.
- 770
- 01:19:29,974 --> 01:19:33,393
- I believed your stories
- so much longer than I should have.
- 771
- 01:19:33,561 --> 01:19:36,688
- Then when I realized
- everything you said was impossible. . .
- 772
- 01:19:36,856 --> 01:19:39,065
- . . . I felt like a fool
- to have trusted you.
- 773
- 01:19:39,233 --> 01:19:41,526
- You're like Santa Claus
- and the Easter Bunny.
- 774
- 01:19:41,694 --> 01:19:43,528
- Just as charming and just as fake.
- 775
- 01:19:43,696 --> 01:19:45,905
- You think I'm fake.
- 776
- 01:19:47,366 --> 01:19:51,536
- Only on the surface, Dad.
- But it's all I've ever seen.
- 777
- 01:19:53,289 --> 01:19:54,956
- Look.
- 778
- 01:19:56,542 --> 01:19:58,960
- I'm about to have. . .
- 779
- 01:19:59,462 --> 01:20:00,712
- . . .a kid of my own.
- 780
- 01:20:00,880 --> 01:20:03,548
- It would kill me
- if he went through his whole life. . .
- 781
- 01:20:03,716 --> 01:20:05,800
- . . . never understanding me.
- 782
- 01:20:05,968 --> 01:20:08,386
- It would kill you, huh?
- 783
- 01:20:10,389 --> 01:20:13,892
- What do you want, Will?
- Who do you want me to be?
- 784
- 01:20:14,059 --> 01:20:15,727
- Just yourself.
- 785
- 01:20:15,895 --> 01:20:19,731
- Good, bad, everything.
- Just show me who you are for once.
- 786
- 01:20:19,899 --> 01:20:22,984
- I've been nothing but myself
- since the day I was born.
- 787
- 01:20:23,152 --> 01:20:27,697
- And if you can't see that,
- it's your failing, not mine!
- 788
- 01:20:59,021 --> 01:21:03,608
- Your father decided
- that he needed to have an office. . .
- 789
- 01:21:03,776 --> 01:21:06,861
- . . .and, of course, it wouldn't do
- to have it in the house.
- 790
- 01:21:07,029 --> 01:21:08,571
- So. . . .
- 791
- 01:21:10,199 --> 01:21:13,952
- You'll know better than me
- what's important.
- 792
- 01:21:25,256 --> 01:21:27,382
- What is it?
- 793
- 01:21:28,801 --> 01:21:30,802
- It was during the war.
- 794
- 01:21:30,970 --> 01:21:34,847
- Your father went missing.
- They thought he was dead.
- 795
- 01:21:36,058 --> 01:21:38,476
- Oh, that really happened?
- 796
- 01:21:38,644 --> 01:21:42,397
- Not everything your father says
- is a complete fabrication.
- 797
- 01:21:43,732 --> 01:21:46,776
- I think I'll go check on him.
- 798
- 01:21:48,946 --> 01:21:51,614
- I need to lie down for a bit.
- 799
- 01:21:51,782 --> 01:21:54,409
- Okay, go.
- 800
- 01:22:09,174 --> 01:22:13,970
- After the war, the sons of AIabama
- returned home, Iooking for work.
- 801
- 01:22:14,138 --> 01:22:15,888
- Each had the advantage over me.
- 802
- 01:22:16,056 --> 01:22:19,642
- They were aIive,
- whiIe I was officiaIIy deceased.
- 803
- 01:22:19,810 --> 01:22:21,561
- With my prospects few. . .
- 804
- 01:22:21,729 --> 01:22:25,523
- . . . I took a job as a traveIIing saIesman.
- It suited me.
- 805
- 01:22:25,691 --> 01:22:28,860
- If there was one thing
- you can say about Edward BIoom. . .
- 806
- 01:22:29,028 --> 01:22:31,237
- . . .it's that I am a sociaI person.
- 807
- 01:22:31,947 --> 01:22:35,366
- -Congratulations.
- -Thank you, sir.
- 808
- 01:22:36,035 --> 01:22:38,620
- I couId be gone
- for weeks at a time.
- 809
- 01:22:38,787 --> 01:22:41,706
- But every other Friday,
- I put aII the money I made. . .
- 810
- 01:22:41,874 --> 01:22:45,543
- . . .into an account set aside
- for a proper house. . .
- 811
- 01:22:45,711 --> 01:22:47,879
- . . .with a white picket fence.
- 812
- 01:22:53,677 --> 01:22:57,221
- I'd like a moment of your time
- to tell you about my new product. . .
- 813
- 01:22:57,389 --> 01:22:59,724
- . . .the Handi-matic.
- 814
- 01:23:15,199 --> 01:23:18,493
- A few years Iater, I added
- other products and other cities. . .
- 815
- 01:23:18,661 --> 01:23:22,246
- . . .untiI my territory stretched from
- the coast to western Texas.
- 816
- 01:23:47,106 --> 01:23:48,606
- Edward?
- 817
- 01:23:48,774 --> 01:23:50,400
- Edward Bloom !
- 818
- 01:23:50,567 --> 01:23:52,193
- It's me, Norther Winslow.
- 819
- 01:23:52,361 --> 01:23:54,237
- I don't believe it.
- 820
- 01:23:54,405 --> 01:23:58,700
- I was astonished to see the greatest
- poet of both Ashton and Spectre. . .
- 821
- 01:23:58,867 --> 01:24:00,785
- . . .aII the way out in Texas.
- 822
- 01:24:00,953 --> 01:24:04,789
- I want you to know, when you left
- Spectre, it opened my eyes.
- 823
- 01:24:04,957 --> 01:24:08,626
- There was a whole life out there
- that I was not living.
- 824
- 01:24:08,794 --> 01:24:10,294
- So I travelled.
- 825
- 01:24:10,462 --> 01:24:13,631
- I saw France, Africa,
- half of South America.
- 826
- 01:24:13,799 --> 01:24:16,467
- Every day, a new adventure.
- That's my motto.
- 827
- 01:24:16,635 --> 01:24:18,803
- That's great, Norther.
- I'm happy for you.
- 828
- 01:24:18,971 --> 01:24:21,222
- What are you doing now?
- 829
- 01:24:22,307 --> 01:24:23,975
- I'm robbing this place.
- 830
- 01:24:27,980 --> 01:24:29,981
- All right, everybody down !
- 831
- 01:24:31,442 --> 01:24:34,694
- Hey!
- Just slide that over.
- 832
- 01:24:40,909 --> 01:24:43,661
- -Would you mind grabbing that?
- -What?
- 833
- 01:24:44,121 --> 01:24:45,621
- The gun.
- 834
- 01:24:47,124 --> 01:24:49,542
- I'm gonna be cleaning out
- the cash drawers. . .
- 835
- 01:24:49,710 --> 01:24:53,921
- . . .and my associate here
- is gonna handle the vault.
- 836
- 01:24:59,928 --> 01:25:03,389
- All right, you !
- You help my friend, okay?
- 837
- 01:25:04,183 --> 01:25:05,850
- Let's go!
- 838
- 01:25:25,537 --> 01:25:27,455
- I'm sorry, ma'am.
- I am.
- 839
- 01:25:27,623 --> 01:25:30,750
- I really just don't want anyone
- to get hurt.
- 840
- 01:25:30,918 --> 01:25:32,877
- It's not that.
- 841
- 01:25:33,837 --> 01:25:35,755
- It's just. . . .
- 842
- 01:25:41,220 --> 01:25:42,845
- There's no money.
- 843
- 01:25:43,639 --> 01:25:47,517
- We're completely bankrupt.
- Don't tell anybody.
- 844
- 01:25:47,684 --> 01:25:51,687
- It turned out that the Savings & Loan
- had aIready been robbed. . .
- 845
- 01:25:51,855 --> 01:25:56,359
- . . .not by armed bandits, but
- by specuIators in Texas reaI estate.
- 846
- 01:25:56,527 --> 01:25:58,528
- All right, let's go!
- 847
- 01:26:09,706 --> 01:26:11,749
- Norther!
- 848
- 01:26:31,353 --> 01:26:34,105
- Yeah ! There's gotta be
- close to $400 here!
- 849
- 01:26:34,273 --> 01:26:36,774
- And that's just from the drawers.
- 850
- 01:26:36,942 --> 01:26:39,443
- Let's see what you got
- from the vault.
- 851
- 01:26:49,329 --> 01:26:51,956
- This is it? The whole vault?
- 852
- 01:26:52,124 --> 01:26:54,458
- I'm afraid so.
- 853
- 01:26:57,212 --> 01:26:59,130
- It's got your deposit slip on it.
- 854
- 01:26:59,298 --> 01:27:02,174
- Well, I just didn't want you
- leaving empty-handed.
- 855
- 01:27:02,342 --> 01:27:06,137
- There's something you should know.
- The reason they don't have money. . . .
- 856
- 01:27:06,305 --> 01:27:09,557
- I toId Norther about
- the vagaries of Texas oiI money. . .
- 857
- 01:27:09,725 --> 01:27:12,602
- . . .and its effect on reaI-estate prices. . .
- 858
- 01:27:12,769 --> 01:27:15,938
- . . .and how Iax enforcement
- of fiduciary process. . .
- 859
- 01:27:16,106 --> 01:27:19,901
- . . .had made savings and Ioans
- particuIarIy vuInerabIe.
- 860
- 01:27:20,068 --> 01:27:24,864
- Hearing this news,
- Norther was Ieft with one concIusion:
- 861
- 01:27:25,032 --> 01:27:28,242
- I should go to Wall Street.
- That's where all the money is.
- 862
- 01:27:28,410 --> 01:27:31,996
- I knew then that whiIe my days
- as a criminaI were over. . .
- 863
- 01:27:32,164 --> 01:27:33,456
- Thanks for the hand !
- 864
- 01:27:33,624 --> 01:27:35,625
- . . .Norther's were just beginning.
- 865
- 01:27:35,792 --> 01:27:38,210
- When Norther made
- his first miIIion doIIars. . .
- 866
- 01:27:38,378 --> 01:27:40,671
- . . .he sent me a cheque for 1 0,000.
- 867
- 01:27:40,839 --> 01:27:44,926
- I protested, but he said it was my fee
- as his career advisor.
- 868
- 01:27:45,093 --> 01:27:48,262
- It was enough to buy my wife
- a proper house. . .
- 869
- 01:27:48,430 --> 01:27:50,514
- . . .with a white picket fence.
- 870
- 01:27:50,682 --> 01:27:54,852
- And for that, it was aII the riches
- a man couId ever want.
- 871
- 01:28:28,720 --> 01:28:30,680
- I was drying out.
- 872
- 01:28:32,432 --> 01:28:34,350
- I see.
- 873
- 01:28:36,520 --> 01:28:40,731
- I think we ought to get you
- a plant mister. . .
- 874
- 01:28:40,899 --> 01:28:43,693
- . . .so we can just spray you
- like a fern.
- 875
- 01:29:09,594 --> 01:29:12,096
- Come, now.
- 876
- 01:29:16,435 --> 01:29:19,812
- I don't think I'll ever dry out.
- 877
- 01:30:17,996 --> 01:30:21,040
- You carry on. I'll see. . . .
- 878
- 01:30:25,712 --> 01:30:27,505
- Hello.
- 879
- 01:30:28,090 --> 01:30:32,009
- -Are you Jennifer Hill?
- -I am.
- 880
- 01:30:32,177 --> 01:30:34,345
- And you're Will.
- 881
- 01:30:34,513 --> 01:30:37,515
- I've seen a picture of you.
- That's how I recognise you.
- 882
- 01:30:40,185 --> 01:30:42,853
- Listen, Kenny,
- why don't we skip the lesson today?
- 883
- 01:30:43,021 --> 01:30:45,356
- We can go again next week.
- 884
- 01:30:45,524 --> 01:30:47,525
- Do I have to give it back to my mom?
- 885
- 01:30:47,692 --> 01:30:50,277
- Well, I won't tell her if you won't.
- 886
- 01:31:01,706 --> 01:31:03,207
- How did you know my father?
- 887
- 01:31:03,583 --> 01:31:05,668
- Well, this was on his sales route. . .
- 888
- 01:31:05,836 --> 01:31:09,880
- . . .so he was through here all the time,
- and everyone in town knew him.
- 889
- 01:31:10,048 --> 01:31:12,133
- Were you having an affair?
- 890
- 01:31:14,553 --> 01:31:16,971
- Wow. Wow, you just said it.
- 891
- 01:31:17,764 --> 01:31:21,392
- I was expecting to dance
- around this for another half-hour.
- 892
- 01:31:23,228 --> 01:31:26,230
- I've seen him with women.
- He flirts. He always has.
- 893
- 01:31:26,398 --> 01:31:30,568
- And on some level,
- I just presumed that he was. . .
- 894
- 01:31:30,735 --> 01:31:34,238
- . . .cheating on my mom.
- I just never had proof.
- 895
- 01:31:36,908 --> 01:31:38,826
- Well, can I ask you a question?
- 896
- 01:31:38,994 --> 01:31:41,745
- If you found this deed,
- why didn't you just ask Eddie?
- 897
- 01:31:42,873 --> 01:31:45,207
- Because he's dying.
- 898
- 01:31:53,925 --> 01:31:58,596
- Look, I don't know how much
- you want to know about any of this.
- 899
- 01:31:58,763 --> 01:32:00,890
- You have one image of your father. . .
- 900
- 01:32:01,057 --> 01:32:03,309
- . . .and it'd be wrong of me
- to change it. . .
- 901
- 01:32:03,476 --> 01:32:05,436
- . . .especially this late in the game.
- 902
- 01:32:05,687 --> 01:32:08,063
- My father talked about things
- he never did. . .
- 903
- 01:32:08,231 --> 01:32:11,609
- . . .and I'm sure he did a lot of things
- that he never talked about.
- 904
- 01:32:11,776 --> 01:32:13,777
- I'm just trying to reconcile the two.
- 905
- 01:32:17,240 --> 01:32:20,326
- The first thing
- you have to understand. . .
- 906
- 01:32:20,493 --> 01:32:23,454
- . . . is that your father
- never meant to end up here.
- 907
- 01:32:24,039 --> 01:32:25,414
- Yet he did.
- 908
- 01:32:25,624 --> 01:32:27,291
- Twice.
- 909
- 01:32:27,834 --> 01:32:30,336
- The first time, he was early.
- 910
- 01:32:30,503 --> 01:32:32,755
- The second time, he was late.
- 911
- 01:32:34,841 --> 01:32:38,761
- Those days, your father was working
- for himseIf.
- 912
- 01:32:38,929 --> 01:32:41,847
- If there's one thing you couId
- say about Edward BIoom. . .
- 913
- 01:32:42,015 --> 01:32:47,019
- . . .it's that he was a sociaI person,
- and peopIe took a Iiking to him.
- 914
- 01:32:47,187 --> 01:32:50,439
- One night, he was returning
- from three weeks on the road. . .
- 915
- 01:32:50,607 --> 01:32:54,318
- . . .when he hit a thunderstorm
- unIike any in his Iife.
- 916
- 01:34:42,594 --> 01:34:45,137
- Fate has a way of circIing back
- on a man. . .
- 917
- 01:34:45,305 --> 01:34:47,431
- . . .and taking him by surprise.
- 918
- 01:34:52,145 --> 01:34:55,814
- A man sees things differentIy
- at different times in his Iife.
- 919
- 01:34:55,982 --> 01:34:59,943
- This town didn't seem the same
- now that he was oIder.
- 920
- 01:35:01,112 --> 01:35:04,656
- A new road had brought
- the outside worId to Spectre. . .
- 921
- 01:35:04,824 --> 01:35:07,951
- ...and with it, banks, Iiens and debt.
- 922
- 01:35:08,119 --> 01:35:12,956
- AImost everywhere you Iooked,
- peopIe were bankrupt.
- 923
- 01:35:14,250 --> 01:35:17,628
- The auction today
- is for the town of Spectre.
- 924
- 01:35:17,796 --> 01:35:20,506
- -The opening bid will be $1 0,000.
- -So Edward BIoom. . .
- 925
- 01:35:20,673 --> 01:35:23,300
- -. . .decided to buy the town.
- -50,000.
- 926
- 01:35:27,472 --> 01:35:30,682
- -I couldn't believe my eyes--
- -He was never a weaIthy man. . .
- 927
- 01:35:30,850 --> 01:35:36,021
- ...but he had made other men rich,
- and now he asked for their favours.
- 928
- 01:35:37,941 --> 01:35:40,984
- -I'm trying to save. . . .
- -Most of them hadn't seen Spectre.
- 929
- 01:35:41,152 --> 01:35:44,363
- They onIy had Edward's words
- to describe it.
- 930
- 01:35:44,531 --> 01:35:47,825
- That's aII he needed.
- He soId them on the dream.
- 931
- 01:35:48,243 --> 01:35:50,744
- So first he bought the farms.
- 932
- 01:35:50,912 --> 01:35:54,832
- Then he bought the houses.
- And then he bought the stores.
- 933
- 01:35:55,417 --> 01:36:00,504
- Whatever he bought, the peopIe were
- not asked to Ieave or pay rent.
- 934
- 01:36:00,672 --> 01:36:03,590
- They were just asked to keep
- doing as they were doing.
- 935
- 01:36:03,967 --> 01:36:08,011
- In that way, he couId make sure
- the town wouId never die.
- 936
- 01:36:10,432 --> 01:36:15,686
- Within six months, his trust had
- purchased the entire town.
- 937
- 01:36:15,854 --> 01:36:18,522
- With one exception.
- 938
- 01:36:42,755 --> 01:36:45,841
- You must be Edward Bloom.
- 939
- 01:36:46,009 --> 01:36:47,301
- How do you know?
- 940
- 01:36:47,886 --> 01:36:50,596
- No one would come out here
- unless they had business.
- 941
- 01:36:50,805 --> 01:36:53,807
- And no one would have business
- with me except for you.
- 942
- 01:36:53,975 --> 01:36:56,351
- You're buying the town.
- 943
- 01:36:56,853 --> 01:37:00,898
- Apparently I overlooked this one
- piece of it, and I'd like to remedy that.
- 944
- 01:37:01,483 --> 01:37:06,403
- In order for the town to be preserved,
- the trust must own it, in its entirety.
- 945
- 01:37:06,571 --> 01:37:07,905
- And so I've heard.
- 946
- 01:37:08,072 --> 01:37:11,575
- I'll offer you more than it's worth.
- And you won't have to move.
- 947
- 01:37:11,743 --> 01:37:15,162
- Nothing will change except the name
- on the deed, you have my word.
- 948
- 01:37:15,330 --> 01:37:17,998
- Now, let me get this straight.
- 949
- 01:37:18,166 --> 01:37:20,834
- You buy the swamp from me,
- but I'll stay in it?
- 950
- 01:37:21,002 --> 01:37:23,670
- You'll own the house,
- but it'll still be mine?
- 951
- 01:37:23,838 --> 01:37:27,841
- I'll be here, and you'll come and go as
- you please to one place or another.
- 952
- 01:37:28,009 --> 01:37:29,968
- Do I have that right?
- 953
- 01:37:30,136 --> 01:37:32,763
- In so many words, yes.
- 954
- 01:37:33,598 --> 01:37:35,599
- Yeah, then I don't think so,
- Mr. Bloom.
- 955
- 01:37:36,267 --> 01:37:39,269
- If nothing's gonna change,
- I'd just as soon it not change. . .
- 956
- 01:37:39,437 --> 01:37:42,439
- . . . in the way things haven't been
- changing all this time.
- 957
- 01:37:43,650 --> 01:37:48,445
- It's not like you'll lose anything.
- You can ask anyone in town.
- 958
- 01:37:49,822 --> 01:37:52,324
- Why are you buying this land,
- Mr. Bloom?
- 959
- 01:37:52,492 --> 01:37:54,076
- Some sort of midlife crisis?
- 960
- 01:37:54,827 --> 01:37:57,621
- Instead of buying a convertible,
- you buy a town?
- 961
- 01:37:58,081 --> 01:38:00,249
- Helping people makes me happy.
- 962
- 01:38:00,959 --> 01:38:04,127
- I'm not convinced
- you should be happy.
- 963
- 01:38:04,295 --> 01:38:08,257
- -I'm sorry. Have I offended you?
- -No.
- 964
- 01:38:08,424 --> 01:38:10,300
- You did exactly what you promised.
- 965
- 01:38:10,969 --> 01:38:15,597
- You came back.
- I was just expecting you sooner.
- 966
- 01:38:23,147 --> 01:38:24,731
- You're Beamen's daughter.
- 967
- 01:38:26,526 --> 01:38:29,278
- Your name's different.
- Did you get married?
- 968
- 01:38:29,988 --> 01:38:35,075
- I was 1 8. He was 28.
- Turns out that was a big difference.
- 969
- 01:38:44,669 --> 01:38:47,963
- I won't be selling you this house,
- Mr. Bloom.
- 970
- 01:38:48,840 --> 01:38:50,591
- I see.
- 971
- 01:38:51,593 --> 01:38:54,011
- Well, thank you for your time.
- 972
- 01:39:05,231 --> 01:39:08,358
- -It's stuck.
- -Yeah.
- 973
- 01:39:18,661 --> 01:39:21,705
- -Oh, I'm so sorry! I--
- -It's okay. Just leave it.
- 974
- 01:39:21,873 --> 01:39:24,374
- -No, I'll--
- -Please! Just go.
- 975
- 01:39:25,918 --> 01:39:28,503
- -But--
- -Go.
- 976
- 01:39:30,798 --> 01:39:35,552
- Most men in that situation wouId
- accept their faiIure and move on.
- 977
- 01:39:35,720 --> 01:39:38,805
- But Edward was not Iike most men.
- 978
- 01:39:48,149 --> 01:39:49,566
- Hold !
- 979
- 01:39:53,029 --> 01:39:55,864
- They both had completely
- different characters but. . .
- 980
- 01:39:56,032 --> 01:39:58,742
- . . .well, just one pair of legs.
- 981
- 01:40:09,087 --> 01:40:12,631
- As the months passed, he found
- more and more things to fix. . .
- 982
- 01:40:12,799 --> 01:40:16,718
- . . .untiI the shack no Ionger
- resembIed itseIf.
- 983
- 01:40:32,944 --> 01:40:36,947
- Of course, the best part
- was coming up with the new material.
- 984
- 01:40:37,740 --> 01:40:40,200
- By the time the twins and I
- had got to Havana. . .
- 985
- 01:40:40,368 --> 01:40:45,956
- . . .we'd worked out a new routine,
- using only a ukulele and a harmonica.
- 986
- 01:41:05,268 --> 01:41:08,812
- -Well. . . .
- -You could leave it there.
- 987
- 01:41:26,330 --> 01:41:27,956
- No.
- 988
- 01:41:38,009 --> 01:41:39,968
- Now, don't.
- 989
- 01:41:40,136 --> 01:41:45,307
- Don't be embarrassed. I should never
- have let you think that. . . .
- 990
- 01:41:46,142 --> 01:41:48,935
- I'm in love with my wife.
- 991
- 01:41:49,937 --> 01:41:51,938
- Yeah, I know.
- 992
- 01:41:52,106 --> 01:41:55,233
- And from the first day I saw her
- until the day I die. . .
- 993
- 01:41:55,401 --> 01:41:57,486
- . . .she's the only one.
- 994
- 01:41:58,196 --> 01:42:00,155
- Lucky girl.
- 995
- 01:42:01,199 --> 01:42:04,117
- I'm sorry, Jenny. I am.
- 996
- 01:42:12,043 --> 01:42:14,336
- Wait! Edward.
- 997
- 01:42:55,920 --> 01:42:58,797
- One day, Edward BIoom Ieft. . .
- 998
- 01:42:58,965 --> 01:43:02,801
- . . .and never returned
- to the town he'd saved.
- 999
- 01:43:15,356 --> 01:43:17,190
- As for the girI. . .
- 1000
- 01:43:17,358 --> 01:43:20,068
- . . .the common beIief
- was that she'd become a witch. . .
- 1001
- 01:43:20,236 --> 01:43:22,612
- . . .and crazy at that.
- 1002
- 01:43:24,073 --> 01:43:27,534
- She became something
- of a Iegend herseIf.
- 1003
- 01:43:28,786 --> 01:43:33,206
- And the story ended where it began.
- 1004
- 01:43:34,333 --> 01:43:37,252
- Logically, you couldn't be
- the witch, because she was. . .
- 1005
- 01:43:37,420 --> 01:43:38,712
- . . .old when he was young.
- 1006
- 01:43:39,005 --> 01:43:42,132
- Well, it's logical if you think
- like your father.
- 1007
- 01:43:43,134 --> 01:43:46,970
- See, to him there's only
- two women:
- 1008
- 01:43:47,138 --> 01:43:48,763
- Your mother. . .
- 1009
- 01:43:48,931 --> 01:43:50,307
- . . .and everyone else.
- 1010
- 01:43:50,558 --> 01:43:52,475
- And one day. . .
- 1011
- 01:43:52,643 --> 01:43:57,105
- . . . I realized I was in love with a man
- who could never love me back.
- 1012
- 01:43:58,149 --> 01:44:00,317
- I was living in a fairy tale.
- 1013
- 01:44:01,444 --> 01:44:03,778
- I'm not sure I should've told you
- any of this.
- 1014
- 01:44:03,946 --> 01:44:06,489
- No, no, no, I wanted to know. I'm. . . .
- 1015
- 01:44:06,657 --> 01:44:08,116
- I'm glad I know.
- 1016
- 01:44:08,826 --> 01:44:12,162
- I wanted to be as important to him
- as you were.
- 1017
- 01:44:12,663 --> 01:44:14,456
- And I'm. . . .
- 1018
- 01:44:14,916 --> 01:44:16,333
- I was never gonna be.
- 1019
- 01:44:19,295 --> 01:44:21,463
- I was make-believe.
- 1020
- 01:44:22,924 --> 01:44:27,302
- And his other life, you. . . .
- 1021
- 01:44:28,137 --> 01:44:29,679
- You were real.
- 1022
- 01:44:53,996 --> 01:44:55,580
- Mom?
- 1023
- 01:44:56,624 --> 01:45:02,170
- Josephine?
- 1024
- 01:45:15,810 --> 01:45:17,894
- Will !
- 1025
- 01:45:19,021 --> 01:45:20,230
- What happened?
- 1026
- 01:45:20,398 --> 01:45:22,190
- Your father had a stroke.
- 1027
- 01:45:22,358 --> 01:45:25,485
- He's upstairs with your mom
- and Dr. Bennett.
- 1028
- 01:45:25,653 --> 01:45:26,987
- Is he gonna be okay?
- 1029
- 01:45:34,912 --> 01:45:37,038
- I don't suppose that I could. . .
- 1030
- 01:45:37,206 --> 01:45:39,708
- . . .stay here with him.
- I mean, in case. . . .
- 1031
- 01:45:40,543 --> 01:45:43,461
- In case he wakes up,
- I really ought to be here.
- 1032
- 01:45:43,629 --> 01:45:44,921
- I'll stay.
- 1033
- 01:45:45,923 --> 01:45:48,967
- Why don't you go home with
- Josephine. I'll stay tonight.
- 1034
- 01:45:50,803 --> 01:45:53,763
- -Is that okay?
- -Fine.
- 1035
- 01:45:56,684 --> 01:45:59,602
- Will, you'll call if there's any. . .?
- 1036
- 01:45:59,770 --> 01:46:02,897
- I will. I will. I'll call.
- 1037
- 01:46:04,442 --> 01:46:08,445
- -Do you want some time with Dad?
- -Yes. Thank you.
- 1038
- 01:47:12,551 --> 01:47:16,096
- Glad to see you're not trying
- to have a heartfelt talk.
- 1039
- 01:47:19,266 --> 01:47:21,851
- One of my greatest
- annoyances is when. . .
- 1040
- 01:47:22,019 --> 01:47:24,979
- . . . people try to talk to those
- who can't hear them.
- 1041
- 01:47:25,147 --> 01:47:27,273
- Well, we have an advantage.
- 1042
- 01:47:27,441 --> 01:47:29,859
- My father and I never talk.
- 1043
- 01:47:36,408 --> 01:47:39,494
- Your father ever tell you
- about the day you were born?
- 1044
- 01:47:39,662 --> 01:47:43,081
- Yeah, a thousand times.
- He caught an uncatchable fish.
- 1045
- 01:47:43,249 --> 01:47:47,210
- Not that. The real story.
- He ever tell you that?
- 1046
- 01:47:47,378 --> 01:47:49,212
- No.
- 1047
- 01:47:49,380 --> 01:47:52,882
- Well, your mother came in about
- 3 in the afternoon.
- 1048
- 01:47:53,050 --> 01:47:57,512
- Her neighbour drove her, on account of
- your father was away on business. . .
- 1049
- 01:47:57,680 --> 01:47:59,347
- . . . in Wichita.
- 1050
- 01:47:59,515 --> 01:48:03,852
- You were born a week early,
- but there were no complications.
- 1051
- 01:48:04,019 --> 01:48:09,691
- It was a perfect delivery.
- Your father was sorry not to be there.
- 1052
- 01:48:10,234 --> 01:48:14,946
- But it wasn't the custom then for men
- to be in the room for deliveries. . .
- 1053
- 01:48:15,114 --> 01:48:19,409
- . . .so I can't see how it would've been
- much different had he been there.
- 1054
- 01:48:19,577 --> 01:48:22,328
- And that's the real story
- of how you were born.
- 1055
- 01:48:22,955 --> 01:48:25,415
- Not very exciting, is it?
- 1056
- 01:48:25,583 --> 01:48:29,419
- And I suppose if I had to choose
- between the true version. . .
- 1057
- 01:48:29,587 --> 01:48:34,132
- . . .and an elaborate one involving
- a fish and a wedding ring. . .
- 1058
- 01:48:34,300 --> 01:48:36,259
- . . . I might choose the fancy version.
- 1059
- 01:48:36,969 --> 01:48:38,928
- But, then that's just me.
- 1060
- 01:48:40,014 --> 01:48:41,556
- I kind of liked your version.
- 1061
- 01:49:04,121 --> 01:49:05,705
- Dad?
- 1062
- 01:49:07,833 --> 01:49:11,419
- Hey, Dad? Hey, you want me
- to get the nurse?
- 1063
- 01:49:13,297 --> 01:49:16,341
- What do you want? What can I do?
- What can I get?
- 1064
- 01:49:16,508 --> 01:49:18,593
- You want some water?
- 1065
- 01:49:19,637 --> 01:49:21,137
- You want a bit of water?
- 1066
- 01:49:24,058 --> 01:49:26,768
- The river.
- 1067
- 01:49:28,312 --> 01:49:30,146
- The river?
- 1068
- 01:49:30,648 --> 01:49:34,817
- Tell me how it happens.
- 1069
- 01:49:36,695 --> 01:49:38,655
- How what happens?
- 1070
- 01:49:39,657 --> 01:49:42,116
- How I go.
- 1071
- 01:49:46,497 --> 01:49:48,957
- You mean what you saw in The Eye?
- 1072
- 01:50:02,972 --> 01:50:06,307
- I don't know that story, Dad.
- You never told me that one.
- 1073
- 01:50:09,186 --> 01:50:12,230
- Okay. Hey, okay, I'll try.
- 1074
- 01:50:12,398 --> 01:50:15,024
- I need your help.
- Tell me how it starts.
- 1075
- 01:50:17,278 --> 01:50:20,947
- Like this.
- 1076
- 01:50:21,115 --> 01:50:23,157
- Okay. Okay.
- 1077
- 01:50:25,786 --> 01:50:29,247
- Okay, so it's in the morning. . .
- 1078
- 01:50:29,415 --> 01:50:33,543
- . . .and you and I are in the hospital,
- and I've fallen asleep. And I wake up. . .
- 1079
- 01:50:34,003 --> 01:50:37,380
- . . .and I see you,
- and somehow you're better.
- 1080
- 01:50:37,548 --> 01:50:38,673
- Dad?
- 1081
- 01:50:38,841 --> 01:50:40,883
- You're different.
- 1082
- 01:50:41,760 --> 01:50:44,762
- -Dad.
- -Let's get out of here.
- 1083
- 01:50:44,930 --> 01:50:46,222
- Then I say:
- 1084
- 01:50:46,390 --> 01:50:47,807
- Dad, you're in no condition--
- 1085
- 01:50:47,975 --> 01:50:50,393
- Get that wheelchair.
- 1086
- 01:50:52,813 --> 01:50:54,731
- Hurry up! We haven't much time!
- 1087
- 01:50:54,898 --> 01:50:57,358
- Once we get off this floor,
- we're in the clear.
- 1088
- 01:50:57,526 --> 01:50:59,235
- And we get in the wheelchair. . .
- 1089
- 01:50:59,403 --> 01:51:02,739
- -Faster!
- -. . .Iike we're escaping the hospitaI.
- 1090
- 01:51:02,906 --> 01:51:04,741
- What are you doing?
- 1091
- 01:51:04,908 --> 01:51:07,243
- We pass Dr. Bennett,
- who tries to sIow us down.
- 1092
- 01:51:07,411 --> 01:51:10,413
- -Stop them !
- -We're fIying down the haII.
- 1093
- 01:51:10,581 --> 01:51:12,498
- Orderly after orderly is chasing us.
- 1094
- 01:51:12,666 --> 01:51:14,751
- Mom and Josephine
- are at the end.
- 1095
- 01:51:14,918 --> 01:51:17,670
- No time to explain ! Stall them !
- 1096
- 01:51:23,344 --> 01:51:25,386
- We come flying out
- over the kerb. . .
- 1097
- 01:51:25,554 --> 01:51:29,932
- . . .and your oId red Charger is there.
- But it's new. Brand-new.
- 1098
- 01:51:30,100 --> 01:51:32,435
- And I pick you up. . .
- 1099
- 01:51:32,603 --> 01:51:36,230
- . . .and somehow you hardly weigh
- anything. I can't explain it.
- 1100
- 01:51:40,486 --> 01:51:43,237
- Leave it! We don't need it!
- 1101
- 01:51:45,282 --> 01:51:47,617
- Water. I need water.
- 1102
- 01:51:50,954 --> 01:51:52,955
- -Where are we going?
- -The river.
- 1103
- 01:51:59,963 --> 01:52:02,465
- And we have to take Glenville
- to avoid traffic. . .
- 1104
- 01:52:02,633 --> 01:52:05,385
- . . . because the damn church
- people drive too slow.
- 1105
- 01:52:46,176 --> 01:52:51,431
- And as we get close to the river. . .
- 1106
- 01:53:00,065 --> 01:53:02,275
- He's here!
- 1107
- 01:53:02,568 --> 01:53:05,445
- . . .we see that everybody
- is aIready there.
- 1108
- 01:53:21,879 --> 01:53:23,463
- And I mean. . .
- 1109
- 01:53:24,715 --> 01:53:26,007
- . . .everyone.
- 1110
- 01:53:38,520 --> 01:53:41,230
- It's unbelievable.
- 1111
- 01:53:41,732 --> 01:53:45,902
- The story of my life.
- 1112
- 01:53:54,453 --> 01:53:57,413
- The strange thing is, there's
- not a sad face to be found.
- 1113
- 01:53:57,581 --> 01:54:00,124
- Everyone is just so glad
- to see you. . .
- 1114
- 01:54:01,251 --> 01:54:03,544
- . . .and send you off right.
- 1115
- 01:54:03,712 --> 01:54:09,342
- Goodbye, everybody!
- Farewell ! Adieu !
- 1116
- 01:54:20,687 --> 01:54:23,272
- My girl in the river.
- 1117
- 01:55:34,845 --> 01:55:37,680
- You become what you always were.
- 1118
- 01:55:39,308 --> 01:55:41,684
- A very big fish.
- 1119
- 01:55:46,773 --> 01:55:49,108
- And that's how it happens.
- 1120
- 01:55:50,694 --> 01:55:52,486
- Yeah.
- 1121
- 01:55:54,948 --> 01:55:57,533
- Exactly.
- 1122
- 01:56:39,576 --> 01:56:40,993
- Mom?
- 1123
- 01:58:08,206 --> 01:58:11,459
- The Lord is my shepherd,
- I shall not be in want.
- 1124
- 01:58:11,626 --> 01:58:15,171
- He makes me to lie down
- in green pastures.
- 1125
- 01:58:15,338 --> 01:58:18,299
- He leads me beside the quiet waters.
- 1126
- 01:58:18,467 --> 01:58:20,426
- He restores my soul.
- 1127
- 01:58:20,594 --> 01:58:24,597
- He guides me in the paths of
- righteousness for his name's sake.
- 1128
- 01:58:25,223 --> 01:58:28,476
- Yea, though I walk through
- the valley of the shadow of death. . .
- 1129
- 01:58:28,643 --> 01:58:31,270
- . . . I will fear no evil,
- for you are with me.
- 1130
- 01:58:31,438 --> 01:58:35,775
- Surely goodness and love will
- follow me all the days of my life.
- 1131
- 01:59:22,739 --> 01:59:27,201
- Have you ever heard a joke so many
- times you've forgotten why it's funny?
- 1132
- 01:59:27,369 --> 01:59:31,455
- And then you hear it again
- and suddenIy it's new.
- 1133
- 01:59:31,623 --> 01:59:34,792
- You remember why you Ioved it
- in the first pIace.
- 1134
- 01:59:36,628 --> 01:59:39,839
- So he said he'll fight the giant
- who was 1 5 feet tall !
- 1135
- 01:59:40,006 --> 01:59:43,425
- -No way!
- -Dad ! That's right, isn't it?
- 1136
- 01:59:43,593 --> 01:59:44,927
- Pretty much.
- 1137
- 01:59:45,095 --> 01:59:47,346
- See? So he was a giant.
- 1138
- 01:59:47,514 --> 01:59:49,974
- That was my father's finaI joke,
- I guess.
- 1139
- 01:59:50,392 --> 01:59:56,105
- A man teIIs his stories so many times
- that he becomes the stories.
- 1140
- 01:59:57,524 --> 01:59:59,859
- They Iive on after him.
- 1141
- 02:00:02,112 --> 02:00:05,489
- And in that way,
- he becomes immortaI.
- 1048
- 02:00:07,165 --> 02:00:57,166
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