2 Orkz visit the Hotel and somehow nobody dies

from /hhg/ Hazbin Hotel general #489
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>It was a quite day in the Hotel
>Husk worked the bar, Niffty cleaned, Angel and Alastor bothered Husk
>Everyone was going about their buissness as usual
>Suddenly a thunderous roar was heard outside and everyone jumped to their feet to investigate
>In the sky outside the Hotel was a large portal crackling portal
>And coming through the portal was a large floating pyramid
>It was covered in mismatched haphazardly painted wood and steel paneling, like it was made by the Little Rascals
>It decended with a loud thud
>And a large hatch opened on the front
>Out stepped hulking green figures, both covered in cybernetics
>As they approached the gang could here them talking
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>"I'z tellin ya, I fink youz took a wrong turn in da warp"
>"Oi don blame me for dis! Not my fault them robo-skelly boyz don know how ta make theyz own shipz!"
>"I don care, just ask fo directions!"
>Charlie met them halfway and interrupted them
>Due to the Orkz being twice her size she was a little more than intimidated
>"H-Hi there" was all she managed to squeek out
>They both turned to look at Charlie
>"Oi girlie, what planet iz this? We wuz tryin to get to Ishtar 3 so we can krump dem Darky Eldar dat keep messin with our Brewer Boyz an-"
>The other Ork swings his mechanical hand at the back of his head with a loud crunch
>"DON GO TELLIN EVRYONE OUR SECRETS YOU GIT!"
>"DON TELL ME TO DO YOU SQUIGG ZOGGA!"
>"Oi don go callin ya mum a Squigg, thatz disrespectful"
>"I'LL KRUMP YO RIGHT NOW GROT FONDLER!"
>Charlie interuppts again
>"Well this is Hell, so I guess it would be part of Earth...if that helps"
>They both stop, one Ork is in a headlock and the headlocked Ork has a Blasta pointed at the others head.
>"Wait a tick, Gronk wuz we suppozed to go left or right at the Slaanashy Gash?" he says as he drops his friend.
>"I fink left"
>"Aughh Zog it all! We went right!"
>Reaching out his metalic hand pulls his friend back to his feet.
>"Wez betta get movin then if wez gonna make it to Waaagh."
>The duo make their way back their ship
>"Wait a minut...wut if this lady iz a Darky Eldar tryin to fool us? I mean she kinda looked like one"
>"Nah nah, she don hav the pointy ears"
>"Ah, roight"
>The hatch slowly closes and the ship rises back into the air
>The crackling portal opens back up and the ship slowly floats its way back through it before it closes again