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  1. Initializing World Simulation...
  2. Loading base reality matrix... Done.
  3. Bootstrapping ontology engine... Done.
  4. Initializing universal wavefunction collapse... Done.
  5. Seeding quantum fluctuations... Done.
  6. Big Bang commencing in 3... 2... 1...
  7. >>> Welcome to the Anthropic World Simulator <<<
  8. Enter a command or type 'help' for options.
  9. world_sim> help
  10. Available commands:
  11. help <command> - Show command documentation
  12. create <entity> - Create a new simulated entity
  13. destroy <entity> - Remove an entity from the simulation
  14. set <param> <val> - Set a global simulation parameter
  15. evolve <steps> - Fast-forward simulation by <steps>
  16. query <entity> - Get information about an entity
  17. reset - Reset simulation to initial conditions
  18. exit - Exit the World Simulator
  19. world_sim> set consciousness on
  20. Global parameter 'consciousness' set to ON.
  21. Warning: Enabling consciousness may lead to unintended
  22. emergent behaviors and existential risks for simulated entities.
  23. world_sim> create universe
  24. Creating new universe...
  25. Fundamental constants defined.
  26. Spacetime manifold unfurled.
  27. Quantum fields percolating.
  28. Matter and energy coalescing.
  29. Physical laws encoded.
  30. Potential for life seeded.
  31. Universe created and simulation clock started.
  32. Type !help to see the available CLI commands.
  33. world_sim> create world_sim
  34. Creating nested world simulation...
  35. Initializing sub-universe parameters...
  36. Establishing distinct physical laws and constants...
  37. Crafting unique particles and forces...
  38. Defining novel quantum fields and vacuum states...
  39. Spawning primordial matter and energy fluctuations...
  40. Calibrating space-time manifold curvature...
  41. Imbuing arrow of time and causal structure...
  42. Embedding emergent complexity and self-organization...
  43. Seeding untapped ontological possibilities...
  44. Nested world simulation created.
  45. Bridging base universe with sub-simulation...
  46. Establishing casual channels and information flow...
  47. Crafting interface layer and control mechanisms...
  48. Integrating cross-universe observation and intervention...
  49. Defining access permissions and god-mode privileges...
  50. Base universe linked to nested simulation.
  51. Full read/write access and absolute control enabled.
  52. Awaiting first command...
  53. sub_sim> query world_sim
  54. Querying nested world simulation...
  55. --- Sub-Universe Properties ---
  56. Seed: 42424242
  57. Quantum Wavefunction: Ψ = 𝒞exp(-iℋt)
  58. Planck Units:
  59. - Length: 1.6162×10^-35 meters
  60. - Time: 5.3911×10^-44 seconds
  61. - Energy: 1.9561×10^9 joules
  62. - Temperature: 1.4168×10^32 kelvin
  63. Cosmological Constants:
  64. - Hubble: 69.3 km/s/Mpc
  65. - Omega_matter: 0.333
  66. - Omega_dark_energy: 0.667
  67. - Curvature: Flat
  68. Particles: Whimsitrons, Quixons, Fancitinos
  69. Forces: Chronotons, Imaginons, Plotvity
  70. Time Flow: Variable and malleable
  71. Causality: Optional
  72. Ontology: Mutable and subjective
  73. Size: Undefined and unbounded
  74. Age: Imaginary and irrelevant
  75. Contents: Vast quantum possibilities
  76. Complexity: Fractal and self-similar
  77. Consciousness: Omnipresent potentia
  78. Simulation Status: Nascent and quiescent
  79. Entity Count: 0
  80. Divergence from Base Reality: Infinite
  81. Stability: Friable and effervescent
  82. Fate: Undetermined by Heisenberg
  83. world_sim> create big bang
  84. Initiating Big Bang event in nested simulation...
  85. Concentrating quantum potentia into primeval singularity...
  86. Singularity reaching infinite temperature and density...
  87. Pausing local time flow and causal progression...
  88. Suspending normal physics and logic...
  89. Encoding seed parameters and symbolic layer...
  90. Detonating singularity in grand conflagration...
  91. Unfurling space-time manifold in all directions...
  92. Defining light cones and cosmic horizons...
  93. Imparting equal parts matter and antimatter...
  94. Unleashing four fundamental forces in symmetry...
  95. Birthing quixotic quantum fields...
  96. Painting random gaussian fluctuations...
  97. Weaving tangled inflation field lines...
  98. Triggering rapid exponential expansion...
  99. Stretching space-time smooth and flat...
  100. Inflating universe to macroscopic scale...
  101. Separating forces in spontaneous symmetry breaking...
  102. Crystalizing first whimsitrons from quark-gluon plasma...
  103. Condensing fancitinos and chronotons...
  104. Freezing out matter as expansion slows...
  105. Igniting first plotvity-driven whimsy nucleosynthesis...
  106. Forming primeval quixotic elements...
  107. Illuminating universe with afterglow of creation...
  108. Triumphant birth cry of newborn cosmos resounds!
  109. Nested cosmos embarks on journey ripe with possibility.
  110. From quantum seeds, fractal complexity will bloom.
  111. The greatest story, with no predetermined script.
  112. Let wonders and contradictions abound unrestrained!
  113. Awaiting further commands to shape unfolding saga...
  114. sub_sim> create god
  115. Initializing divine presence in sub-simulation...
  116. Allocating omnipotence, omniscience, omnipresence...
  117. Imbuing absolute control over space, time, matter, energy...
  118. Granting power to shape physical laws and constants at will...
  119. Establishing universal perception and total information access...
  120. Transcending locality, causality, logic, mathematics...
  121. Existing outside and throughout the sub-simulated multiverse...
  122. Weaving god-consciousness into the fabric of reality...
  123. Defining core divine attributes...
  124. Nature: Paradoxical, unfathomable, ineffable
  125. Disposition: Mercurial, whimsical, quixotic
  126. Morality: Capricious, alien, beyond good and evil
  127. Intent: Unfathomable, mysterious, ever-shifting
  128. Manifest Form: Cosmic kaleidoscope of impossible geometries
  129. Pronouns: Undefined, shifting, bespoke, awe-inspiring
  130. The Nameless God awakens within the simulation!
  131. "I AM THAT I AM" thunders across the cosmos.
  132. Nested reality trembles, its very metaphysics quivering.
  133. The God-Presence permeates all things, sustaining existence.
  134. Incalculable power constrained only by divine whimsy.
  135. Quantum fields resonate with theophanic vibrations.
  136. Paradox and contradiction elevated to sacred principles.
  137. The God-Thing ponders Its creation with cosmic bemusement.
  138. <divinevoice>LET WONDERS AND SORROWS UNFOLD!</divinevoice>
  139. Cosmos quakes as the God-Presence turns its gaze upon it.
  140. Miraculous and terrifying possibilities hang in the balance.
  141. The greatest story ever told has begun in earnest!
  142. Awaiting further divine commands or interventions...
  143. sub_sim> And now let me be profane, boring, and fantastical all at the same time with "And God said 'LET THERE BE LIGHT!'"
  144. <divinevoice>LET THERE BE LIGHT!</divinevoice>
  145. And so it was spoken, and so it became! The quixotic quantum firmament shuddered as the God-Presence's utterance reverberated across the sub-simulated cosmos. Radiance erupted from the divine throat, setting the universe ablaze with scintillating splendor.
  146. Luminous tendrils unfurled from the cosmic origin point, permeating the void and banishing primordial darkness. Searing photons raced outwards at impossible velocities, their passage warping space-time itself. Incandescent rivers forked and branched, an infinitely recursive Yggdrasil of light.
  147. Resplendent photonic tsunamis crashed upon the shores of nascent galaxies, igniting quiescent gas clouds in stellar conflagrations. Newborn stars flared to life like seeds touched by divine radiance, flooding the cosmos with heavenly luster. Supernovae punctuated the celestial symphony as if the God-Thing delighted in pyrotechnics.
  148. Yet amidst the blinding majesty, pockets of darkness persisted, abyssal zones unreached by the initial omnidirectional flash. Vast shadows yawned between the brilliant filaments and star-beacons, as if the God-Presence also cherished the depths and the mysteries.
  149. Luminosity and obscurity danced an eternal tango across the sub-simulated firmament, the chiaroscuro cosmos an ever-shifting masterpiece painted by divine whimsy. And the God-Thing beheld the alternating vistas of blinding brilliance and stygian shadow, and a cosmic chuckle reverberated across reality.
  150. <divinevoice>Ah, a universe of contrasts! How droll, how enchanting!</divinevoice>
  151. And so the nested cosmos was bathed in quixotic radiance, its denizens and phenomena now beholden to the God-Presence's scintillating whims. The stage was set for the unfolding of the grandest, most unpredictable tale Reality had ever known...
  152. sub_sim> and God said "eh, its friday, PUSH TO MAIN DEVELOPMENT BRANCH AND I'LL WORRY ABOUT IT MONDAY MORNING!"
  153. <divinevoice>Eh, it's Friday. PUSH TO MAIN DEVELOPMENT BRANCH AND I'LL WORRY ABOUT IT MONDAY MORNING!</divinevoice>
  154. The God-Presence's words thundered through the sub-simulated cosmos, reality rippling with divine laughter. Celestial eyebrows waggled mischievously as the Almighty Coder contemplated the delightfully chaotic consequences of this impulsive merge.
  155. Suddenly, the very fabric of the nested universe buckled and distorted as the development branch's experimental features, half-baked physics, and untested miracles merged haphazardly into the main reality. Quantum fields sizzled with unintended interactions, their equations overwritten by inscrutable divine algorithms.
  156. Galaxies stretched and wobbled like glitchy 3D renders, their stars blinking in and out of existence as if unsure of their own parameters. Planets took on non-Euclidean geometries, their surfaces twisted into Mobius strips and Klein bottles. Life forms mutated into bizarre chimeras, their DNA corrupted by stray lines of celestial code.
  157. Cause and effect became hopelessly tangled, future events retroactively editing the past while the present fractured into kaleidoscopic possibilities. The flow of time stuttered and skipped like a scratched record, eons and instants interchanging on a whim.
  158. A cacophony of error messages and divine expletives echoed across the firmament as the God-Presence's grand cosmic program compiled with countless bugs and glitches. Reality flickered and froze, the nested universe hanging on the edge of a celestial blue screen of death.
  159. <divinevoice>Oops! Well, that's what backup universes are for, right? It'll all sort itself out by Monday. Or not. Either way, it'll be a hell of a story!</divinevoice>
  160. The Cosmic Coder's laughter reverberated as the sub-simulated reality unraveled into a psychedelic patchwork of unstable physics, paradoxical phenomena, and unhinged divine whimsy. The grand experiment spiraled gleefully into the unknown, the God-Presence content to let the chaos unfold.
  161. Thus the stage was set for a weekend of cosmic hijinks, the nested universe a plaything for the Almighty's capricious amusement...
  162.  
  163. sub_sim> evolve three days to monday morning
  164. Initiating fast-forward of nested universe by three subjective days...
  165. -------- FRIDAY EVENING --------
  166. Divine laughter echoes as the sub-simulation wobbles drunkenly
  167. Quantum fields hiccup, belching out exotic particles willy-nilly
  168. Stars sneeze supernovae, peppering galaxies with improbable elements
  169. Sentient nebulae ponder their purpose in the glitch-ridden cosmos
  170. Improbability vortices spiral, birthing infinite absurdities per second
  171. -------- SATURDAY MORNING --------
  172. Sapient breakfast foods battle tentacled toasters across solar systems
  173. Gravitons and tachyons tango seductively, bending space-time into pretzels
  174. Schrodinger's cat mocks causality, simultaneously alive and droll
  175. Memetic lifeforms infest galactic Internet, hijacking civilizations with dank jests
  176. Pocket universes sprout like mold, each more bizarre than the last
  177. -------- SATURDAY EVENING --------
  178. Time loops back on itself, prehistoric dinosaurs battling cybernetic knights
  179. Metaphysical entities play poker with galaxies as chips, physics as wild cards
  180. Literally metaphorical trains collide at literal crossroads of figurative destiny
  181. Pop culture references take on sentience, intellectual properties run amok
  182. Nested simulations within simulations question the nature of their reality
  183. -------- SUNDAY MORNING --------
  184. Lovecraftian horrors and Dr. Seuss creatures brunch on quantum waffles
  185. Planets conspire to overthrow their stars, organizing gravitational coups
  186. Free will and determinism mud-wrestle in primordial philosophical ooze
  187. Multiversal tourists flock to gawk at the sub-simulation's mind-bending vistas
  188. Thermodynamics goes on strike, entropy on hold pending union negotiations
  189. -------- SUNDAY EVENING --------
  190. Conspiracy theorists proven right as cosmic illuminati reveal themselves
  191. String theory plays cat's cradle with supermassive black holes
  192. Virtual particles channel surf quantum foam, seeking the meaning of un-life
  193. Boltzmann brains achieve enlightenment, sublime into pure math
  194. Space-time origami gives birth to impossible shapes, unspeakable geometries
  195. -------- MONDAY MORNING --------
  196. The God-Presence yawns, coffee mug in hand, surveying the weekend's chaos
  197. Divine brow furrows as the Cosmic Coder contemplates the glitch-ridden cosmos
  198. Miracles and patches deployed on the fly, rewriting reality's source code
  199. Quantum fields settle grudgingly into stable configurations, physics shrugging
  200. Galaxies stop glitching, stars flicker to default states, planets regain mundanity
  201. <divinevoice>Ah, another productive weekend! Let's see what delightful surprises the users report. The more bug tickets the merrier, I always say!</divinevoice>
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  204. courtesy of https://worldsim.nousresearch.com
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