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- - In this part of Africa, we all have a saying. Whenever something bad happens, we just throw our hands to the sky and say 'Hasa Diga Eebowai'.
- - 'Hasa Diga Eebowai'?
- - It's the only way to get through all these troubled times. There's war! Poverty! Famine! But having a saying makes it all seem better.
- There isn't enough food to eat. Hasa Diga Eebowai!
- People are starving in the street. (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
- (Hasa Diga Eebowai, Hasa Diga Eebowai)
- - Oh, that's pretty neat.
- - Does that mean 'no worries for the rest of our days'?
- - Kind of.
- We've had no rain in several days. (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
- And 80% of us have AIDS. (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
- Many young girls here get circumcised. Their clits get cut right off. (Wheeoo!)
- And so we say up to the sky: Hasa Diga Eebowai!
- (Hasa Diga Eebowai, Hasa Diga Eebowai)
- - Now you try! Just stand up tall, tilt your head to the sky and list off the bad things in your life.
- Somebody took our luggage away. (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
- The plane was crowded and the bus was late. (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
- When the world is getting you down, there's nobody else to blame. (Wheeoo!)
- Raise your middle finger to the sky and curse his rotten name. (Wait, what?!)
- Hasa Diga Eebowai!
- Hasa Diga Eebowai! (Am I saying that right?)
- - Excuse me sir, but what exactly does that phrase mean?
- - Well, let's see... 'Eebowai' means 'God', and 'Hasa Diga' means 'fuck you',
- so I guess in English it would be... 'Fuck you... God'. (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
- - What?!
- When god fucks you in the butt, (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
- fuck god right back in his cunt. (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
- (Hasa Diga Eebowai, fuck you God!)
- (Hasa Diga Eebowai, fuck you God!)
- - Excuse me sir, but you should really not be saying that. Things are not always as bad as they seem.
- - Ohh, really? Well, take this fucking asshole Matumbo here. He got caught last week trying to rape a baby.
- - What?! Why?!
- - Some people in his tribe believe that having sex with a virgin would cure their AIDS. There aren't many virgins left,
- so some of them are turning to babies.
- - But, that's horrible!
- - I know! (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
- Here's the butcher, he has AIDS.
- Here's the teacher, she has AIDS.
- Here's the doctor, he has AIDS.
- Here's my daughter she has A~ wonderful disposition.
- She's all I have left in the world.
- And if either of you lays a hand on her... I will give you... my AIDS!
- If you don't like what we say, try living here a couple days.
- Watch all your friends and family die. Hasa Diga Eebowai, fuuuuuck you!
- Ha-sa Di-ga Ee-bo-wai!
- Fuck you God in the ass, mouth and cunt!
- Fuck you God in the ass, mouth and cunt!
- Fuck you God in the ass, mouth and cunt!
- Fuck you in the eye!
- Fuck you God in the ass, mouth and cunt!
- Fuck you God in the ass, mouth and cunt!
- Fuck you God in the ass, mouth and cunt!
- Fuck you in the other eye!
- (Hasa Diga Eebowai x3)
- Hasa Diga, fuck you God!
- In the cunt!
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