Things I don't particularly like about Devin Chalmers:

1. He doesn't write any tests before implementing John Conway's Game of Life.

2. He asks for whiskey with lots of different, non-whiskey things mixed in.

3. He put a second top tube on his bicycle and then stopped riding it.

4. Looks better in a pair of brass goggles than I do.

5. He bought me a drink in Manhattan, so next time he's in PDX I'll have to buy him seven to be fair.