how to talk to girl at party

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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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(GASPS)

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(EXHALES)

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ENN: <i>Is she really going out
with him?</i>

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(PUNK MUSIC PLAYING
ON RECORD PLAYER)

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(SPITS)

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NEWS ANCHOR: (ON TV)
<i>The silver jubilee</i>

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<i>marks 25 years
of Her Majesty's reign.</i>

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(BICYCLE BELL RINGS)

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Oi, watch it!

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(GROANS)

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(BICYCLE BELL RINGS)

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(BARKING)

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- I'll fucking kill you!
- (GLASS SHATTERS)

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Don't come back here,

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you fucking thieving
little git!

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- (CHUCKLES) Fuck off!
- Fucking bastards!

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(BICYCLE BELL RINGS)

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All right, John?

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All right, boys?

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All right, go, go, go, go!

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(CHILDREN CHEERING)

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VIC: Keep fighting
the machine, boys!

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(CHEERING CONTINUES)

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To the Queen!

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- Hip, hip...
- ALL: Hooray!

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MAN: Hip, hip...
ALL: Hooray!

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Mum, can I have a word?

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Can you sub me
next week's pocket money?

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- You'll be home by 12:00?
- Yeah.

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A revolution bankrolled

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entirely by Mum's
spare change.

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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God save the Queen!

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- BOTH: The fascist regime!
- (ALL BOOING)

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WOMAN: Get off!

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(BOYS SHOUTING)

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I fucked your mum!

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I had fun with her afterwards.

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She's a very generous lover.

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- (PUNKS LAUGHING)
- Whoa!

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(BOTH GROANING)

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(PUNKS LAUGHING)

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VIC: Oi, slow down, mate.
Slow down. Come on.

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JOHN: I can't believe you
did that. That was so funny.

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ENN: Thank you very much.

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VIC: When did they start
charging a bleeding pound

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for a punk show in Croydon?

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Shut it, Vic, all right?
We're getting in for free.

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- (LAUGHS)
- Up here.

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VIC: Females await, boys.

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- (REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING)
- MC: <i>Don't touch my hair.</i>

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<i>Don't touch my hair.</i>

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<i>Please kiss my heart and touch
my mind. Don't touch me there.</i>

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<i>Don't touch my hair.</i>

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<i>Don't touch my fucking hair.</i>

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Oi!

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(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

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(WHISTLES)

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(INDISTINCT SHOUTING
CONTINUES)

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- Fuck you, bitch! Bitch!
- (LAUGHING)

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Whoa, punk really is
the greatest thing

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that ever happened
to ugly people, isn't it?

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Fuck you, Jerry.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Wait till you see Slap.
Wait till you see my boy!

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Oi, get the fuck out of here!

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GIRL: Come in the front door,
you poofs!

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Oh, boys, this place is
teeming with proper gash.

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(SCOFFS)

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VIC: Do you not like
that word, Enn?

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Would you prefer "lady bits"
or "front bottom"?

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Fuck off.

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God, those braces are clinging
on for dear life, ain't they?

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I think the one with pink hair
is Shirley from school.

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VIC: Yeah, I know her.

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She's Boadicea's
right-hand bitch.

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Go and talk to her then.
Get us into the after party.

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Hey, who's the twat
in the turtleneck?

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VIC: Must be another label
sniffing around The Dyschords.

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You know, Boadicea should be
reading our fanzine.

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Yeah, he's right.
She could put us on the map.

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- Get us an intro then.
- I don't want to.

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- Talk to Shirley.
- No. I don't want to.

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You went to school with her.

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- Sod off.
- Aww, are you a virgin?

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- Fuck off!
- Go on!

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VIC: The chick is leaving
the nest.

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MAN: I was in Despair,

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and now I'm in another band
called Lipstick,

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which was formed
from the remnants of Despair.

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Hiya!

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It's Shirley, right?

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Uh, we went
to school together.

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The name's Spinning Jenny.

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Nice. I'm Enn.

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Uh, we did that show together?
Do you remember?

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<i>Baa Baa Black Sheep?</i>

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I was a bag of wool,
and so were you.

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And we had that duet together.

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Go on, give us
a tune then, "Shirley."

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- Piss off.
- Um...

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I do remember that song
we did though.

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Let's sing it.

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Oh, come on. You start.

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(SINGING) <i>We are bags of wool,
and I love you</i>

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<i>And I'm happy
'cause you love me too</i>

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Don't pay any attention
to that.

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<i>But now I'm a gray sock
and you're a winter's cap</i>

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<i>Forever apart on the same cold</i>

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(IN HIGH-PITCH) <i>Chap</i>

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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MC: <i>Oi, oi, oi.
Bunch of boob-sniffing fucks!</i>

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<i>Ever get the feeling</i>

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<i>your invitation was lost
in the mail?</i>

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<i>Who could imagine
you lot out here</i>

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- <i>in a shithole like Croydon!</i>
- PUNK: Fuck off!

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MC: <i>In the world
of quantum mechanics,</i>

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<i>punks are everywhere
at the same time.</i>

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<i>Until, observe.</i>

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<i>Let me welcome you
to the leaders</i>

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<i>of the
Party go Punk revolution!</i>

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<i>The incredible Dyschords!</i>

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(CROWD CHEERING)

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(PUNK MUSIC PLAYING)

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(SINGING) <i>With your,
with your vampire</i>

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<i>'Cause I'm your little sex toy</i>

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<i>Your city is torn</i>

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<i>She's singing I love you
Oh, oh, oh, oh</i>

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<i>I had a planned adolescence</i>

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- (CROWD SINGING ALONG)
- <i>Under duress</i>

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<i>A planned obsolescence</i>

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<i>I'm so depressed</i>

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Yes!

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Fuck off! Fuck off!

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<i>Cradle to the grave
We are told what to do</i>

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<i>I'm bleeding from my tongue</i>

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<i>But my blood's not blue
Oh, oh, oh, oh</i>

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<i>I had a planned adolescence</i>

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(WHOOPING)

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WOMAN: Suck him off!

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(CROWD CHEERING)

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Stop!

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- Fuck off!
- SLAP: Piss off!

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MAN 1: Virgin Records!

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- MAN 2: Fuck you, yeah!
- <i>Oh, oh, oh, oh!</i>

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ALL: (SINGING)
<i>I had a planned adolescence</i>

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<i>Under duress</i>

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- <i>Yeah!</i>
- <i>A planned obsolescence</i>

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<i>I'm so depressed</i>

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<i>A planned adolescence</i>

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<i>Under duress</i>

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<i>A planned obsolescence</i>

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- (YELLS)
- <i>I'm so depressed</i>

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(ALL YELLING)

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- (SLAP LAUGHING)
- (GLASS SHATTERING)

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MAN: Get off!

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<i>There's your seven-inch.</i>

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BOADICEA: You stupid
fucking pillock.

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- We had him. We had him!
- (SLAP GRUNTS)

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And then you had to go
and fuck it up!

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What are you, suicidal?

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- Ahh! You remind me of my mum.
- Good!

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SLAP: Bo,
I'm the golden goose!

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You haven't laid
the golden egg yet, have you?

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I've had it, Slap!

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- So where's the after party?
- Wadeson Street. And you!

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- You are barred!
- (GROANS)

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ENN: I can't bear it
if they sign

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to a major, though.
So wrong.

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JOHN: Well,
The Clash signed to CBS.

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ENN: They're dead to me.

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I've written an editorial
in the new issue.

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JOHN: Did you put
my Slits review in?

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ENN: Some of it.

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- What did you take out?
- The epic fucking poetry.

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Oi! Rimbaud was a symbolist.

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You want to forget the artsy
crap next Tuesday, John mate.

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Where are you going to
take her?

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- Who?
- My impending date.

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When did you get a date?
Who with?

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- Tracey.
- What? Tracey the Slag?

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Tracey the Magnanimous.

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(IMITATING TRACEY) "Now, boys,
you can touch one of them.

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"Left one's bigger..."

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BOTH: "...right one's nicer!"

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(BOTH LAUGHING)

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So I was thinking, do I save
up and take her into town?

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The Roxy maybe?
I mean, she's not a punk...

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Nah, some mafia queer
runs the place now.

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Don't know if he'll let you
fuck her in the toilet.

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That is genuinely sad
to take advantage.

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Not as sad as being the guy
at the party

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who ends up in the kitchen,

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talking to someone's mum.

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(IMITATING MUM) "Oh, lovely
shade of blue, your balls."

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Yeah, that'll be the shade
of your mum's lipstick, mate.

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- (BICYCLE BELL RINGS)
- (PUNKS LAUGH)

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- Come on, boys!
- Tonight, all that changes

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- at the after party!
- (WHOOPING)

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ENN: Do you know
where we're going?

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VIC: Yeah, Wadeson Street.
ENN: Which is which way?

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Just down the road
around the corner.

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I trust you implicitly, Vic!

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VIC: I absolutely know
where we're going.

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ENN: Ugh, again.

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Why don't we go
for a bit of a swing

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in the kids' park instead?

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- Fuck me!
- VIC: I'd hurt you, Enn.

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- JOHN: How about this, right?
- (MUSIC PLAYING)

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Why don't we finish our beers

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and decide
on the <i>Virys</i> run tomorrow.

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Enn?

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Enn?

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What's that music?

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- What music?
- Shh!

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I've almost got it.

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- (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
- JOHN: Now I hear it.

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Never doubt me again.

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(JOHN LAUGHING)

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JOHN: That music is amazing.
Is it German?

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ENN: I feel like
I've heard it before.

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JOHN: You never heard nothing
before me, mate.

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- VIC: Shut it. Let's get laid.
- (ALL WHOOPING)

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Hello.

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We're friends of Boadicea.

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She manages The Dyschords.

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There is no discord here.

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Right.
What's your name, then?

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Stella.

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That's got to be the prettiest
name I have ever heard.

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It's like a star, isn't it?

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No. Stellas have been stars,
but not all stars are Stellas.

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Well, you look
like a star, Stella.

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(MUSIC PLAYING)

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They must be from California.

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Jackpot.

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They fuck anything that moves
in California.

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JOHN: Yeah, and Croydon
is the sister city to Fresno.

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00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:16,589
It's going to be
all right, mate.

241
00:13:16,591 --> 00:13:18,660
Just corner the one
that looks the loneliest

242
00:13:18,662 --> 00:13:22,066
and speak
in short admiring sentences.

243
00:13:25,802 --> 00:13:27,605
Excuse me.

244
00:13:33,278 --> 00:13:35,143
Hmm.

245
00:13:35,145 --> 00:13:37,149
(WHISPERING) Enn.
Enn, mate. Come here.

246
00:13:52,798 --> 00:13:55,302
(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)

247
00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:22,064
So cool.

248
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:25,067
Might have a bit of a dance
to that.

249
00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:26,535
I'm...

250
00:14:27,568 --> 00:14:29,472
I'm gonna go find the kitchen.

251
00:15:06,878 --> 00:15:08,215
Hello. (CHUCKLES)

252
00:15:09,882 --> 00:15:12,385
You look like you could use
some company.

253
00:15:16,388 --> 00:15:18,192
I'm Enn.

254
00:15:20,226 --> 00:15:21,629
Short for Henry.

255
00:15:22,596 --> 00:15:25,232
I'm Wainswain.
It's long for Wain.

256
00:15:26,799 --> 00:15:28,599
I don't remember you.

257
00:15:28,601 --> 00:15:30,503
Don't you find it sad
that we never seem

258
00:15:30,505 --> 00:15:33,408
to recognize each other
on birthdays?

259
00:15:34,608 --> 00:15:36,477
Weren't you a virus last time?

260
00:15:37,278 --> 00:15:39,281
- Last time?
- I thought so.

261
00:15:40,380 --> 00:15:41,483
I'm a Second.

262
00:15:41,916 --> 00:15:43,519
A second what?

263
00:15:43,785 --> 00:15:45,888
Second Colony.

264
00:15:46,955 --> 00:15:48,290
Today

265
00:15:50,226 --> 00:15:52,896
I manifested imperfectly.

266
00:15:54,430 --> 00:15:55,799
Again.

267
00:15:58,568 --> 00:16:01,539
But that is no reflection
on Parent-Teacher Wain.

268
00:16:03,406 --> 00:16:05,310
That is my own burden.

269
00:16:05,710 --> 00:16:07,811
My mate John has got
a third nipple,

270
00:16:08,712 --> 00:16:11,715
and it never held him back
in any way.

271
00:16:12,816 --> 00:16:17,523
In our culture, he would class
as an abomination.

272
00:16:22,727 --> 00:16:24,296
I'm...

273
00:16:26,264 --> 00:16:28,433
(ALL SINGING)

274
00:16:36,808 --> 00:16:39,609
ALL: Happy birthday, Waldo.

275
00:16:39,611 --> 00:16:41,880
PT WALDO:
Happy birthday to you.

276
00:16:41,882 --> 00:16:43,615
Fourth Colony manifests...

277
00:16:43,617 --> 00:16:45,420
ALL: Individuality!

278
00:16:45,618 --> 00:16:47,452
PT WALDO: Let's be grateful
for our bodies.

279
00:16:47,454 --> 00:16:50,625
After all,
they're our last ones.

280
00:17:03,771 --> 00:17:08,741
The iconic London sights,
Big Ben, Westminster Abbey,

281
00:17:08,743 --> 00:17:11,347
and the private Pleasure Dome
of the Prime Ministers,

282
00:17:12,347 --> 00:17:14,081
- aren't going to happen.
- (ALL GROANING)

283
00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:16,516
This whole
Queen's jubilee celebration

284
00:17:16,518 --> 00:17:18,385
sort of blindsided us
Parent-Teachers

285
00:17:18,387 --> 00:17:20,625
and the city is booked solid.

286
00:17:20,856 --> 00:17:22,824
But we've managed
to patch together

287
00:17:22,826 --> 00:17:24,358
a brand-new itinerary

288
00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:26,396
of equally
nourishing experiences,

289
00:17:26,596 --> 00:17:28,462
all within
this deeply authentic

290
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,269
suburban community of...

291
00:17:31,501 --> 00:17:32,803
Croydon.

292
00:17:33,370 --> 00:17:35,704
Zan, what are you
looking forward

293
00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:37,876
to experiencing in Croydon?

294
00:17:40,811 --> 00:17:45,951
I've sensed some tension
over our last few stops, Zan.

295
00:17:46,617 --> 00:17:48,954
Do you have something
you want to interjaculate?

296
00:17:50,755 --> 00:17:52,489
Don't hold back, Zan.

297
00:17:52,491 --> 00:17:54,895
- Fourth Colony manifests...
- ALL: Individuality!

298
00:17:56,029 --> 00:17:57,965
(ALL CONTINUE SINGING)

299
00:18:06,072 --> 00:18:08,072
You constantly use words like

300
00:18:08,074 --> 00:18:10,108
"enrichment"
and "authenticity,"

301
00:18:10,110 --> 00:18:14,081
but we're behaving more like
tourists than travelers.

302
00:18:15,448 --> 00:18:18,685
I mean, perhaps we could
emulate the Stellas

303
00:18:18,687 --> 00:18:20,689
and really participate.

304
00:18:20,956 --> 00:18:23,656
The Stellas have
a different way

305
00:18:23,658 --> 00:18:25,859
of enriching their community.

306
00:18:25,861 --> 00:18:28,965
Well, all we ever seem to do
is observe and consume.

307
00:18:30,099 --> 00:18:31,935
PT WALDO:
You are what you eat, Zan.

308
00:18:32,602 --> 00:18:34,603
I know I am.

309
00:18:35,138 --> 00:18:36,340
Zan...

310
00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:46,084
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

311
00:18:47,683 --> 00:18:49,019
Are you shocked?

312
00:18:49,886 --> 00:18:51,488
No, um...

313
00:18:52,155 --> 00:18:55,026
I get it. I'm into punk.

314
00:18:55,427 --> 00:18:56,895
My name is Enn.

315
00:18:57,562 --> 00:18:58,564
Zan.

316
00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:02,633
Tell me more
about yourself, Zan.

317
00:19:03,034 --> 00:19:06,605
Why? We've probably met
a thousand times. (SIGHS)

318
00:19:08,173 --> 00:19:09,475
What's punk?

319
00:19:10,175 --> 00:19:13,009
Like the Ramones?
Or the Sex Pistols?

320
00:19:13,011 --> 00:19:14,611
Or the New York Dolls.

321
00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:15,978
Well, some people
don't count the Dolls.

322
00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:17,818
But it's like anarchy.

323
00:19:18,652 --> 00:19:21,122
(GASPS) Now that is punk!

324
00:19:24,758 --> 00:19:26,927
Do more punk to me.

325
00:19:30,731 --> 00:19:32,401
Hmm...

326
00:19:34,902 --> 00:19:38,136
Me and my mates were thinking
of starting a band, actually,

327
00:19:38,138 --> 00:19:40,472
'cause none of us know how to
play anything, which is...

328
00:19:40,474 --> 00:19:43,012
- (GASPS)
- Oh, God, I'm sorry.

329
00:19:44,146 --> 00:19:46,648
Um, you're bleeding.

330
00:19:58,895 --> 00:20:01,632
How do I further access
the punk?

331
00:20:02,932 --> 00:20:05,937
Well, I could take you dancing
at the Roxy.

332
00:20:06,203 --> 00:20:07,705
Rape is playing tomorrow.

333
00:20:08,572 --> 00:20:11,443
Our schedule doesn't allow
for Rape.

334
00:20:12,575 --> 00:20:14,775
Does yours? Are you a Sixth?

335
00:20:14,777 --> 00:20:15,947
What do you mean?

336
00:20:17,681 --> 00:20:19,217
You're a local?

337
00:20:20,185 --> 00:20:22,221
Stella said it was all right.

338
00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:25,858
And only the Stella
knows you're here?

339
00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:37,603
Hey, Stella. You're luminous,
you know that?

340
00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:42,576
I wanna kiss you forever,

341
00:20:43,277 --> 00:20:45,680
but you make me feel shy.

342
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:50,218
I don't wanna go
too fast, but...

343
00:20:54,021 --> 00:20:55,624
Are you prepared?

344
00:20:56,758 --> 00:20:58,160
Yeah.

345
00:20:58,893 --> 00:21:00,828
Then kneel.

346
00:21:01,128 --> 00:21:02,594
What?

347
00:21:02,596 --> 00:21:04,599
Remove your clothes.

348
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,503
Okay.

349
00:21:10,306 --> 00:21:11,872
(VIC CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

350
00:21:11,874 --> 00:21:13,239
ENN: How long
have you lot been here?

351
00:21:13,241 --> 00:21:14,674
ZAN: We arrived this morning.

352
00:21:14,676 --> 00:21:16,044
It's the last stop
on our tour.

353
00:21:16,846 --> 00:21:19,149
What do your people do
on an ordinary day?

354
00:21:20,116 --> 00:21:21,919
(VIC BREATHING HEAVILY)

355
00:21:27,057 --> 00:21:28,626
Relax.

356
00:21:31,662 --> 00:21:33,064
Breathe.

357
00:21:33,598 --> 00:21:35,533
(BREATHES DEEPLY)

358
00:21:38,202 --> 00:21:39,938
Close your eyes.

359
00:21:52,684 --> 00:21:55,054
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

360
00:21:58,690 --> 00:22:00,059
(GASPS)

361
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:02,228
Breathe, Victor.

362
00:22:02,695 --> 00:22:04,060
Breath.

363
00:22:04,062 --> 00:22:07,134
Respire from the orifice.

364
00:22:08,101 --> 00:22:10,804
ENN: Saturday's
our fanzine distribution day.

365
00:22:11,839 --> 00:22:16,210
Sunday, we pick tomatoes
over by the sewage pipes.

366
00:22:16,811 --> 00:22:18,878
You see, tomato seeds,

367
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:20,812
they don't break down
in the digestive system,

368
00:22:20,814 --> 00:22:23,352
so they grow wild wherever
there's a leak in the pipes.

369
00:22:23,785 --> 00:22:26,688
We pick them to sell them
for photocopying money.

370
00:22:27,756 --> 00:22:31,260
Dancing, free trade,
duplication,

371
00:22:31,826 --> 00:22:33,960
having no restrictions?

372
00:22:33,962 --> 00:22:35,798
Well, we do what we want.

373
00:22:35,997 --> 00:22:39,001
- (VIC MOANING)
- Release!

374
00:22:40,737 --> 00:22:42,273
Merge!

375
00:22:43,406 --> 00:22:45,140
Let go!

376
00:22:45,142 --> 00:22:46,876
(CONTINUES MOANING)

377
00:22:50,413 --> 00:22:52,248
VOICES: Ascend!

378
00:22:52,816 --> 00:22:54,952
(MOANING INTENSIFIES)

379
00:23:02,727 --> 00:23:04,296
Who the fuck are you?

380
00:23:05,096 --> 00:23:07,099
Who the fuck is he?

381
00:23:08,133 --> 00:23:09,865
Who the fuck are you?

382
00:23:09,867 --> 00:23:11,770
(MUSIC PLAYING)

383
00:23:22,048 --> 00:23:23,815
ZAN: Do you think
I could smell it?

384
00:23:23,817 --> 00:23:25,318
- Yeah, pop it off like that.
- (BOTTLE CAP CLATTERS)

385
00:23:27,986 --> 00:23:29,189
(ZAN SNIFFS)

386
00:23:36,062 --> 00:23:37,431
That's a Level One violation.

387
00:23:38,031 --> 00:23:40,068
PT WALDO: Yes, it is, Celia.

388
00:23:43,205 --> 00:23:44,205
Level Two.

389
00:23:46,942 --> 00:23:47,943
She's approaching
a Level Three!

390
00:23:49,043 --> 00:23:50,278
- (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
- VIC: Enn!

391
00:23:52,013 --> 00:23:53,313
Enn, we've all got to
get out of here!

392
00:23:53,315 --> 00:23:54,781
What?

393
00:23:54,783 --> 00:23:56,884
You! I see you!

394
00:23:56,886 --> 00:23:58,789
Stay away from me!

395
00:24:00,089 --> 00:24:01,825
(ALL SINGING)

396
00:24:04,828 --> 00:24:06,097
(MOANING)

397
00:24:12,902 --> 00:24:15,302
(MOANING LOUDLY)

398
00:24:15,304 --> 00:24:18,474
I claim our Colony's right to
unique experience, Waldo!

399
00:24:18,476 --> 00:24:20,176
This is unprecedented.

400
00:24:20,178 --> 00:24:21,979
Oh! You mean it's unique?

401
00:24:25,350 --> 00:24:27,250
PT WALDO: Zan, this tone.

402
00:24:27,252 --> 00:24:29,055
(MOANING)

403
00:24:29,921 --> 00:24:32,726
John! John! We've got to
get out of here!

404
00:24:32,924 --> 00:24:34,824
Shut the fuck up!

405
00:24:34,826 --> 00:24:36,729
Hurry! Hurry!

406
00:24:37,462 --> 00:24:39,199
Out! Out!

407
00:24:42,469 --> 00:24:44,872
Out! Out!

408
00:24:50,876 --> 00:24:53,946
Lads. Lads, lads.
Lads, lads. Lads.

409
00:24:53,948 --> 00:24:57,882
Lads, that was the future.

410
00:24:57,884 --> 00:24:59,818
What the hell
is wrong with you?

411
00:24:59,820 --> 00:25:01,088
Did you force her
or something?

412
00:25:02,423 --> 00:25:03,892
Fuck you!

413
00:25:04,125 --> 00:25:05,761
What was that for?

414
00:25:06,127 --> 00:25:09,164
Vic. Vic.
Vic, where you going, mate?

415
00:25:09,897 --> 00:25:11,266
- Vic.
- Enn!

416
00:25:11,966 --> 00:25:13,969
Enn. Enn.

417
00:25:14,302 --> 00:25:17,238
I claimed
a unilateral dispensation.

418
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:18,375
What?

419
00:25:19,041 --> 00:25:20,511
I can come with you.

420
00:25:22,412 --> 00:25:24,045
To the punk.

421
00:25:24,047 --> 00:25:26,383
Oh. Well, everything's closed.

422
00:25:28,050 --> 00:25:29,987
Everything on the island?

423
00:25:31,252 --> 00:25:32,054
The island?

424
00:25:32,056 --> 00:25:34,159
Oh... Well, yeah.

425
00:25:35,158 --> 00:25:36,927
When do you have to be back?

426
00:25:37,461 --> 00:25:39,397
I have 48 hours.

427
00:25:45,003 --> 00:25:46,304
Enn...

428
00:25:46,605 --> 00:25:48,207
What is it?

429
00:25:50,274 --> 00:25:51,944
I feel

430
00:25:53,212 --> 00:25:55,081
this body is dying.

431
00:26:00,887 --> 00:26:02,422
(VOMITING)

432
00:26:07,561 --> 00:26:09,163
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

433
00:26:14,368 --> 00:26:17,203
It may yet live.

434
00:26:17,205 --> 00:26:18,974
(SOFT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

435
00:27:42,530 --> 00:27:45,334
(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)

436
00:29:17,532 --> 00:29:19,269
Are those my shoes?

437
00:29:20,368 --> 00:29:21,737
ZAN: How did you know?

438
00:29:22,304 --> 00:29:25,141
Because they look exactly
like my shoes.

439
00:29:25,841 --> 00:29:28,278
No, you don't have to.

440
00:29:45,729 --> 00:29:47,864
Did you build this place?

441
00:29:47,866 --> 00:29:50,469
No. My dad built it for me.

442
00:29:52,470 --> 00:29:54,207
I like your ring.

443
00:29:54,707 --> 00:29:56,708
It's the symbol of my Colony.

444
00:29:58,310 --> 00:30:00,547
Are these the symbols
of your Colony?

445
00:30:01,479 --> 00:30:04,285
- Uh...
- The Punk Colony?

446
00:30:05,252 --> 00:30:06,821
I guess some of them.

447
00:30:07,687 --> 00:30:10,658
'Cause our mag's
called <i>Virys,</i> uh,

448
00:30:11,557 --> 00:30:16,498
so I came up with this
cartoon character, Virys Boy,

449
00:30:17,364 --> 00:30:18,866
because he looks a bit punk.

450
00:30:19,901 --> 00:30:22,467
See here, he goes around

451
00:30:22,469 --> 00:30:24,605
and he meets
all these arseholes,

452
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:27,206
and just
spreads himself everywhere

453
00:30:27,208 --> 00:30:28,641
and infects everyone

454
00:30:28,643 --> 00:30:31,646
to fight fascism
and conformity.

455
00:30:34,482 --> 00:30:36,382
So the solution to conformity

456
00:30:36,384 --> 00:30:39,221
is forced insemination
and cloning?

457
00:30:40,522 --> 00:30:42,192
Oh. Um...

458
00:30:43,259 --> 00:30:46,430
That's... It was meant to be
a metaphor for freedom.

459
00:30:47,396 --> 00:30:50,597
I just think once we're free,

460
00:30:50,599 --> 00:30:51,966
we'll stop doing
what we're told,

461
00:30:51,968 --> 00:30:53,538
which is just consume.

462
00:30:54,672 --> 00:30:57,808
If we don't stop,
we'll eat the fucking world.

463
00:30:59,777 --> 00:31:02,780
There are contradictions
in your metaphor.

464
00:31:03,414 --> 00:31:04,747
Yeah.

465
00:31:04,749 --> 00:31:06,552
But I am moved by it.

466
00:31:07,484 --> 00:31:09,788
- Really?
- Mmm.

467
00:31:11,889 --> 00:31:14,526
Do you know
that in every person's DNA

468
00:31:15,292 --> 00:31:17,795
there's a remnant
of every virus

469
00:31:17,797 --> 00:31:19,696
that has ever infected
a human being

470
00:31:19,698 --> 00:31:22,234
since the birth of man?

471
00:31:22,435 --> 00:31:25,668
I think adapting
to survive viruses

472
00:31:25,670 --> 00:31:30,541
is what eventually turned
bacteria into human beings.

473
00:31:30,543 --> 00:31:31,943
I was a bacterium...

474
00:31:31,945 --> 00:31:33,845
Who knows what we will become
in the future.

475
00:31:33,847 --> 00:31:36,850
- ...but I never met a virus.
- I think viruses will save us.

476
00:32:03,879 --> 00:32:07,951
Wow, your skin
is so soft there.

477
00:32:09,885 --> 00:32:11,552
Your hands are so cold.

478
00:32:11,554 --> 00:32:14,557
Your ears are translucent.

479
00:32:17,694 --> 00:32:21,630
Your penis is small and folded

480
00:32:21,632 --> 00:32:24,369
like the bud
of a tiny pink flower.

481
00:32:27,872 --> 00:32:31,643
Oh, it's losing its structure.

482
00:32:35,012 --> 00:32:36,381
Hmm.

483
00:32:50,529 --> 00:32:52,532
(MELLOW MUSIC
PLAYING ON STEREO)

484
00:33:05,946 --> 00:33:09,481
Mum, this is, uh, my friend.

485
00:33:09,483 --> 00:33:11,153
- She...
- (GRUNTS)

486
00:33:15,022 --> 00:33:17,293
We, um... We actually...

487
00:33:27,102 --> 00:33:29,372
Right. Explanation.

488
00:33:29,673 --> 00:33:30,841
I am Zan.

489
00:33:31,574 --> 00:33:32,575
Zan's American.

490
00:33:33,510 --> 00:33:37,979
Oh! Oh! I nearly went
to Hollywood once.

491
00:33:37,981 --> 00:33:40,815
No, Mum. You actually didn't
nearly go to Hollywood once.

492
00:33:40,817 --> 00:33:43,387
- I was a model.
- A foot model.

493
00:33:43,854 --> 00:33:47,723
There was this audition
for a Diana Dors film.

494
00:33:47,725 --> 00:33:50,458
ENN: That film was shot
in Ealing. I looked it up.

495
00:33:50,460 --> 00:33:52,928
They needed to do a close-up
on Diana's foot,

496
00:33:52,930 --> 00:33:54,630
and they called us models in

497
00:33:54,632 --> 00:33:57,870
because Diana had six toes
on the foot in question.

498
00:33:58,070 --> 00:34:01,740
I kept my foot wrapped
in Vaseline for seven days.

499
00:34:02,006 --> 00:34:03,774
And then when
I took the bag off,

500
00:34:03,776 --> 00:34:05,643
my skin was as soft
as a baby's lips.

501
00:34:05,645 --> 00:34:08,879
Mum, Vaseline promotes
hair growth.

502
00:34:08,881 --> 00:34:10,815
Marilyn Monroe
grew a mustache

503
00:34:10,817 --> 00:34:12,449
from using Vaseline.

504
00:34:12,451 --> 00:34:14,618
And she did all right
for herself, didn't she?

505
00:34:14,620 --> 00:34:16,755
If by "all right,"
you mean dead.

506
00:34:16,757 --> 00:34:19,590
Do you ever see me
shaving my feet?

507
00:34:19,592 --> 00:34:21,762
- Thankfully not.
- MARION: Right.

508
00:34:23,496 --> 00:34:25,898
Oh! I love this record!

509
00:34:25,900 --> 00:34:28,167
It's not a record,
it's a tape.

510
00:34:28,169 --> 00:34:29,904
(SOUL MUSIC PLAYING)

511
00:34:31,705 --> 00:34:33,205
And white people
trying to sing

512
00:34:33,207 --> 00:34:35,043
like black people is racist.

513
00:34:35,444 --> 00:34:37,046
MARION: I'm not a racialist.

514
00:34:37,779 --> 00:34:40,213
Pancakes! Let's make pancakes.

515
00:34:40,215 --> 00:34:41,815
Americans love pancakes,
don't they?

516
00:34:41,817 --> 00:34:43,918
Come on, love.
You show me how it's done.

517
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:45,521
You don't have to.

518
00:34:54,798 --> 00:34:55,899
(MARION LAUGHING)

519
00:34:57,167 --> 00:34:59,904
- Come on, Henry.
- No, Mum.

520
00:35:00,803 --> 00:35:02,539
- Come on.
- No!

521
00:35:03,039 --> 00:35:04,739
Come to Mama.

522
00:35:04,741 --> 00:35:06,541
ENN: That is not okay.

523
00:35:06,543 --> 00:35:07,945
MARION: Grind it. (CHUCKLES)

524
00:35:09,746 --> 00:35:11,482
(MARION LAUGHING)

525
00:35:25,898 --> 00:35:27,166
Stop it.

526
00:35:27,566 --> 00:35:29,170
- What?
- Looking at me.

527
00:35:30,237 --> 00:35:33,103
Looked-at babies
make more successful adults.

528
00:35:33,105 --> 00:35:34,707
- That's proven.
- (SCOFFS)

529
00:35:39,679 --> 00:35:40,715
She's adorable.

530
00:35:42,249 --> 00:35:44,686
And everyone needs
that special someone.

531
00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:47,088
Everyone, Enn.

532
00:35:47,854 --> 00:35:49,988
What's that supposed to mean?

533
00:35:49,990 --> 00:35:52,995
- Henry, it's just a date.
- Malcolm?

534
00:35:53,194 --> 00:35:55,261
Well, it's
the jubilee tea dance

535
00:35:55,263 --> 00:35:56,795
on Sunday,
and that's all it is.

536
00:35:56,797 --> 00:35:58,230
Mum, he's repugnant.

537
00:35:58,232 --> 00:36:00,734
He was a paratrooper
in Indochina.

538
00:36:00,736 --> 00:36:03,069
He peeled potatoes.
I looked it up.

539
00:36:03,071 --> 00:36:04,305
Your generation
will eventually

540
00:36:04,307 --> 00:36:05,676
be doing nothing
but looking it up.

541
00:36:05,974 --> 00:36:09,744
I'm a woman. With a clitoris.
Look that up.

542
00:36:09,746 --> 00:36:11,278
(ENN SIGHS)

543
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,014
Malcolm says that my best days
are not behind me.

544
00:36:13,016 --> 00:36:13,950
They've just begun.

545
00:36:14,684 --> 00:36:16,652
ENN: You're not England,
for Christ's sake, Mum.

546
00:36:16,654 --> 00:36:18,219
MARION: Well,
he's a right lot kinder to me

547
00:36:18,221 --> 00:36:19,888
than your left-wing father
ever was.

548
00:36:19,890 --> 00:36:21,589
Well, he was kind to me!

549
00:36:21,591 --> 00:36:23,024
He left you
when you were nine.

550
00:36:23,026 --> 00:36:25,027
Well, who'd blame him,
with your yammering.

551
00:36:25,029 --> 00:36:26,627
You'll do the same
to someone else one day.

552
00:36:26,629 --> 00:36:28,798
- I'm sure!
- ENN: I would never do that!

553
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:30,169
(FOOTSTEPS RECEDING)

554
00:36:33,170 --> 00:36:36,039
Oh! Sorry, love,
the door wasn't locked.

555
00:36:36,041 --> 00:36:39,775
It's okay.
It's my first time at this.

556
00:36:39,777 --> 00:36:41,280
It's taking longer
than I expected.

557
00:36:42,048 --> 00:36:43,517
Hmm.

558
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:49,890
Mum?

559
00:36:54,927 --> 00:36:56,230
(IN PT WALDO'S VOICE) Zan.

560
00:36:56,797 --> 00:36:58,032
Waldo.

561
00:36:58,599 --> 00:37:00,065
I agree in principle

562
00:37:00,067 --> 00:37:02,036
that there is no progress
without deviation,

563
00:37:02,869 --> 00:37:06,975
but you have to remember
that you are not just you.

564
00:37:08,209 --> 00:37:10,712
And we are not just us
without you.

565
00:37:11,144 --> 00:37:13,144
I'm nourishing my body
with raw data

566
00:37:13,146 --> 00:37:14,682
to enrich the Eating.

567
00:37:15,350 --> 00:37:17,554
Isn't that the purpose
of this endless tour?

568
00:37:18,786 --> 00:37:20,087
I'm doing it for you.

569
00:37:20,089 --> 00:37:21,958
Oh, this is not about me.

570
00:37:22,290 --> 00:37:25,894
I ate pancakes which
I am currently excreting.

571
00:37:26,962 --> 00:37:29,196
And I danced.
I danced with

572
00:37:29,198 --> 00:37:31,101
the Parent-Teacher
you are riding.

573
00:37:31,834 --> 00:37:34,635
Those are
unique experiences, Waldo.

574
00:37:34,637 --> 00:37:37,674
You've exceeded your
experience quota, young lady.

575
00:37:43,246 --> 00:37:45,216
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Ooh. I lost my place.

576
00:37:46,116 --> 00:37:47,685
Oh, yeah.

577
00:37:54,392 --> 00:37:56,728
You just finish up
this one, love.

578
00:37:57,396 --> 00:37:59,731
(SINGING)

579
00:38:02,668 --> 00:38:05,004
I can see you, Keyhole Kevin.

580
00:38:06,372 --> 00:38:07,975
(WHISPERS)
Oh, she's a lovely girl.

581
00:38:09,274 --> 00:38:10,977
ZAN: Let's go!

582
00:38:16,684 --> 00:38:18,016
(TOILET FLUSHING)

583
00:38:18,018 --> 00:38:19,353
(EXHALES)

584
00:38:20,720 --> 00:38:22,155
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

585
00:38:36,437 --> 00:38:37,839
(LAUGHING)

586
00:38:43,445 --> 00:38:45,047
(WHOOPS)

587
00:39:06,036 --> 00:39:07,772
I like this body.

588
00:39:08,172 --> 00:39:10,005
- Is it a good one?
- (CHUCKLES)

589
00:39:10,007 --> 00:39:11,777
I like yours.

590
00:39:12,043 --> 00:39:14,179
(SNIFFS)
It smells like butter.

591
00:39:15,212 --> 00:39:16,812
Tastes like salt.

592
00:39:16,814 --> 00:39:18,013
What do I smell like?

593
00:39:18,015 --> 00:39:19,052
(SNIFFS)

594
00:39:22,954 --> 00:39:24,823
(ZAN SQUEALING)

595
00:39:28,828 --> 00:39:30,060
(BICYCLE BELL RINGING)

596
00:39:30,062 --> 00:39:31,765
(BOTH SCREAMING)

597
00:39:38,370 --> 00:39:40,307
(ZAN LAUGHING)

598
00:39:50,985 --> 00:39:52,754
I like your Parent-Teacher.

599
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:55,990
Who, Mum? She never taught me
a bloody thing.

600
00:39:57,959 --> 00:39:59,395
What about the other one?

601
00:40:00,261 --> 00:40:02,397
The one who made
your tree-temple?

602
00:40:03,265 --> 00:40:05,101
Oh, my dad?

603
00:40:07,135 --> 00:40:10,806
Well, he was
a jazz musician actually.

604
00:40:12,407 --> 00:40:14,141
But he never really
recorded anything

605
00:40:14,143 --> 00:40:15,879
'cause he said that would be
selling out.

606
00:40:16,513 --> 00:40:18,149
Is that punk?

607
00:40:18,482 --> 00:40:21,352
Dad was definitely a punk.

608
00:40:22,252 --> 00:40:23,984
He was someone
who never settled

609
00:40:23,986 --> 00:40:25,355
for the way that things were.

610
00:40:27,558 --> 00:40:29,428
Is that why he left you?

611
00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:47,180
If I was your Parent-Teacher,
I would never leave you.

612
00:41:36,099 --> 00:41:38,068
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

613
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:44,438
PT WAIN: Waldo?
PT WALDO: Yes, Wain?

614
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:45,973
PT WAIN: Has it not
occurred to you

615
00:41:45,975 --> 00:41:47,342
if you allow her
this degree of freedom,

616
00:41:47,344 --> 00:41:48,513
she may do more than rebel?

617
00:41:49,446 --> 00:41:50,545
(CHUCKLES)

618
00:41:50,547 --> 00:41:51,517
GIRL: Stop.

619
00:41:59,356 --> 00:42:00,456
PT WALDO: That's my fault too?

620
00:42:00,458 --> 00:42:01,460
Who else's?

621
00:42:02,594 --> 00:42:05,261
Well, Stella did approve
interaction with the local.

622
00:42:05,263 --> 00:42:08,100
Limited interaction
is my Colony's prerogative.

623
00:42:08,667 --> 00:42:10,301
It's not my fault
you can't regulate

624
00:42:10,303 --> 00:42:11,504
your own progeny.

625
00:42:12,138 --> 00:42:14,471
You have less than 24 hours
until Exit

626
00:42:14,473 --> 00:42:16,675
to rectify the situation.

627
00:42:16,677 --> 00:42:18,476
And then we eat.

628
00:42:18,478 --> 00:42:20,114
(ALL BREATHE DEEPLY)

629
00:42:22,548 --> 00:42:24,048
PT WALDO: I'm aware
of the schedule.

630
00:42:24,050 --> 00:42:25,983
Then why not eliminate
the problem?

631
00:42:25,985 --> 00:42:28,220
- I could do with an appetizer.
- Oh, come on.

632
00:42:28,222 --> 00:42:29,654
PT WAIN: Stella,
eating before Exit

633
00:42:29,656 --> 00:42:32,357
in this manifestation
will be very messy.

634
00:42:32,359 --> 00:42:35,026
I recommend sequestration.
She'll soon come running back.

635
00:42:35,028 --> 00:42:36,361
PT WALDO: I really don't...

636
00:42:36,363 --> 00:42:37,395
PT STELLA:
That's a fair compromise.

637
00:42:37,397 --> 00:42:39,233
All those in favor?

638
00:42:40,569 --> 00:42:41,637
PT First?

639
00:42:44,139 --> 00:42:46,509
Abstention.
Waldo, you're outvoted.

640
00:42:46,708 --> 00:42:48,543
The offspring is shunned.

641
00:42:50,112 --> 00:42:51,180
Shunned.

642
00:42:52,048 --> 00:42:53,250
Shunned?

643
00:42:53,582 --> 00:42:54,918
Shunned.

644
00:42:56,452 --> 00:42:57,987
Shunned.

645
00:42:59,055 --> 00:43:00,524
(PUNK MUSIC PLAYING)

646
00:43:05,328 --> 00:43:06,594
(CHUCKLES)

647
00:43:06,596 --> 00:43:08,197
JOHN: It was like
choral vocals

648
00:43:08,199 --> 00:43:09,935
over a driving backbeat.
Do you know what I mean?

649
00:43:10,201 --> 00:43:11,467
CLERK: Eh?

650
00:43:11,469 --> 00:43:13,672
It was metronomic
yet tribal.

651
00:43:15,205 --> 00:43:16,705
There's 12 there.

652
00:43:16,707 --> 00:43:19,142
JOHN: Like... Did Eno ever
produce any dub-reggae?

653
00:43:19,144 --> 00:43:21,280
- Try Krautrock.
- That's where I am!

654
00:43:25,349 --> 00:43:27,551
Oh, speak of the devil.

655
00:43:27,553 --> 00:43:29,719
That music that was playing
at your party,

656
00:43:29,721 --> 00:43:31,255
is that available on LP?

657
00:43:31,257 --> 00:43:34,027
Oi. What you bringing her
here for?

658
00:43:34,627 --> 00:43:35,962
What's your problem?

659
00:43:36,228 --> 00:43:37,527
Where're your other Americans?

660
00:43:37,529 --> 00:43:39,163
I have no idea.

661
00:43:39,165 --> 00:43:41,970
What, so you've been with him
the whole time?

662
00:43:43,037 --> 00:43:46,474
I slept at his house
and met his mum.

663
00:43:47,740 --> 00:43:50,677
And we engaged in incomplete
sexual activity.

664
00:43:51,244 --> 00:43:53,245
Now I'm looking forward
to experiencing

665
00:43:53,247 --> 00:43:56,082
just an ordinary Saturday
with your Colony.

666
00:43:56,084 --> 00:43:57,817
Well, you butchered
my Slits review,

667
00:43:57,819 --> 00:44:00,053
but otherwise, it looks great.

668
00:44:00,055 --> 00:44:01,654
ENN: Thank you, mate.

669
00:44:01,656 --> 00:44:03,824
JOHN: Right, I need you to
push this issue this time.

670
00:44:03,826 --> 00:44:06,195
Like, I reckon
we can sell the whole run.

671
00:44:07,128 --> 00:44:09,199
(PUNK MUSIC PLAYING)

672
00:44:13,235 --> 00:44:14,671
(ENN SINGING)

673
00:44:27,518 --> 00:44:30,385
So, uh, what do they think of

674
00:44:30,387 --> 00:44:32,257
the Queen's jubilee
in America?

675
00:44:34,659 --> 00:44:36,261
In America?

676
00:44:36,828 --> 00:44:39,830
Um, they're in favor of it.

677
00:44:39,832 --> 00:44:41,167
JOHN: Really?

678
00:44:42,334 --> 00:44:44,834
The sovereign embodies their
collective consciousness.

679
00:44:44,836 --> 00:44:48,707
They haven't had a sovereign
for, what? 200 years.

680
00:44:50,575 --> 00:44:55,313
Um... Their superior longevity
keeps the memories fresh.

681
00:44:55,315 --> 00:44:57,815
Are you saying
Americans live longer than us?

682
00:44:57,817 --> 00:44:59,416
Absolutely.

683
00:44:59,418 --> 00:45:00,654
JOHN: Well,
why would that be the case?

684
00:45:02,188 --> 00:45:04,490
Because of
the largely isolated

685
00:45:04,492 --> 00:45:06,528
and vegetarian lives
they lead.

686
00:45:08,128 --> 00:45:10,164
McDonald's is from America.

687
00:45:11,532 --> 00:45:14,468
McDonald's. Yes.

688
00:45:14,869 --> 00:45:18,339
Right. So they're not, like,
all vegetarians, right?

689
00:45:19,174 --> 00:45:21,440
No. Not all.

690
00:45:21,442 --> 00:45:22,678
Only the alpha elite.

691
00:45:23,178 --> 00:45:25,344
ENN: Oh? Like the president?

692
00:45:25,346 --> 00:45:28,418
Jimmy Carter's a vegetarian?
I did not know that.

693
00:45:28,684 --> 00:45:30,387
I've already said too much.

694
00:45:31,354 --> 00:45:33,220
Surveillance, repercussions...

695
00:45:33,222 --> 00:45:34,687
VIC: What, like the FBI?

696
00:45:34,689 --> 00:45:37,494
Mmm. The FBI, yes.
They would be vulnerable.

697
00:45:39,730 --> 00:45:41,295
I don't wish
to be interrogated

698
00:45:41,297 --> 00:45:42,632
on this matter any further.

699
00:45:42,866 --> 00:45:46,771
So I'm just going to
walk away

700
00:45:47,370 --> 00:45:50,707
and, when I come back,
we won't speak of this again.

701
00:46:00,851 --> 00:46:02,386
What's with the third degree?

702
00:46:02,786 --> 00:46:05,124
She's not normal.
None of them are.

703
00:46:13,933 --> 00:46:15,669
(IN PT WALDO'S VOICE)
Ready to come home yet?

704
00:46:16,235 --> 00:46:17,804
You're riding a child, Waldo?

705
00:46:19,405 --> 00:46:21,371
You gave me a dispensation.

706
00:46:21,373 --> 00:46:22,940
Zan, your peers are
acting out.

707
00:46:22,942 --> 00:46:24,374
The PTs are angry.

708
00:46:24,376 --> 00:46:25,710
This can't continue.

709
00:46:25,712 --> 00:46:27,148
You're just jealous.

710
00:46:27,414 --> 00:46:29,515
Has it not yet occurred
to you, young Henry,

711
00:46:29,517 --> 00:46:30,915
that these people
could be operating

712
00:46:30,917 --> 00:46:32,486
as some kind of
a high-level cult?

713
00:46:32,954 --> 00:46:35,222
- Exactly.
- JOHN: The code of silence.

714
00:46:35,555 --> 00:46:38,225
Vegetarianism.
Arcane symbolism.

715
00:46:38,559 --> 00:46:40,563
Shouldn't you be touring
a potato field or something?

716
00:46:40,828 --> 00:46:42,764
Zan, you're being childish.

717
00:46:43,831 --> 00:46:45,799
I've been forbidden
to even talk to you.

718
00:46:45,801 --> 00:46:49,235
I bet they participate
in some bizarre sex rituals.

719
00:46:49,237 --> 00:46:50,438
No.

720
00:46:50,706 --> 00:46:52,640
- How do you know that?
- I just...

721
00:46:52,642 --> 00:46:53,777
I don't see it happening.

722
00:46:54,309 --> 00:46:55,642
Well, it's
a global phenomenon.

723
00:46:55,644 --> 00:46:56,943
ENN: What is?

724
00:46:56,945 --> 00:46:59,849
Cults, brainwashing,
suicide pacts.

725
00:47:00,249 --> 00:47:02,283
PT WALDO: Do you want me
to Exit without you?

726
00:47:02,285 --> 00:47:04,188
Because I can do it like that.

727
00:47:04,554 --> 00:47:05,723
I don't care what you do!

728
00:47:08,592 --> 00:47:09,928
(BOY'S MOTHER
SCOLDING INDISTINCTLY)

729
00:47:13,931 --> 00:47:17,269
I only have 22 hours left.
I now wish to see the punk.

730
00:47:17,568 --> 00:47:18,836
All right.

731
00:47:22,740 --> 00:47:24,573
Fucking hell.

732
00:47:24,575 --> 00:47:26,477
- (PUNK MUSIC PLAYING)
- (DUCKS QUACKING)

733
00:47:28,314 --> 00:47:29,679
What are they saying?

734
00:47:29,681 --> 00:47:31,884
ENN: What?
That's where we're going.

735
00:47:38,723 --> 00:47:40,493
(BELLS RINGING)

736
00:47:45,766 --> 00:47:47,499
What?

737
00:47:47,501 --> 00:47:50,470
BOADICEA: That's it.
Give me more, give me more.

738
00:48:01,883 --> 00:48:05,788
SPINNING JENNY:
Boadicea, meet Enn.

739
00:48:08,590 --> 00:48:11,394
He's got something
very important to tell you.

740
00:48:13,795 --> 00:48:15,365
ENN: Hiya.

741
00:48:16,799 --> 00:48:19,470
I hope we're not
interrupting your work.

742
00:48:20,669 --> 00:48:23,673
Uh, I thought you might want
to see our fanzine.

743
00:48:33,384 --> 00:48:35,117
I've seen you
at the gigs, haven't I?

744
00:48:35,119 --> 00:48:36,421
ENN: Yeah.

745
00:48:37,688 --> 00:48:42,459
Jumping around, falling over.
Looking like a fucking idiot.

746
00:48:42,461 --> 00:48:43,993
Oh! (CHUCKLES)

747
00:48:43,995 --> 00:48:46,699
What you laughing at?
You're Flash Harry, right?

748
00:48:47,765 --> 00:48:50,503
Shiny on the outside,
gaping hole within.

749
00:48:50,901 --> 00:48:53,971
And this one,
you're a social liability.

750
00:48:53,973 --> 00:48:56,442
- (LAUGHS)
- Not funny.

751
00:49:08,454 --> 00:49:10,090
Why'd you do that?

752
00:49:11,090 --> 00:49:12,993
Are you
the Parent-Teacher here?

753
00:49:16,064 --> 00:49:17,832
(CHUCKLES)

754
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:20,469
That's me. Come here.

755
00:49:38,887 --> 00:49:41,491
(WHISPERS) Would you like
to take a look around?

756
00:49:48,631 --> 00:49:50,165
Piss off!

757
00:49:50,167 --> 00:49:51,603
Come on.

758
00:49:53,170 --> 00:49:55,573
You need to control
your girl, Enn.

759
00:49:56,773 --> 00:49:58,541
JOHN: <i>It sounded
sort of Krautrock-y.</i>

760
00:49:58,543 --> 00:49:59,974
DJ DES: So like Faust?

761
00:49:59,976 --> 00:50:01,209
JOHN: Similar,
but more intense.

762
00:50:01,211 --> 00:50:03,013
DJ DES: Like Neu?

763
00:50:03,015 --> 00:50:05,582
No, no, no. It was like...
It had choral undertones,

764
00:50:05,584 --> 00:50:07,386
like a million whales
being strangled.

765
00:50:08,153 --> 00:50:09,819
- Pere Ubu?
- Maybe.

766
00:50:09,821 --> 00:50:12,589
All right then. All right.
Wait two minutes,

767
00:50:12,591 --> 00:50:14,825
and I swear I'm gonna find
something for you.

768
00:50:14,827 --> 00:50:16,663
- All right, bless, brother.
- Bless.

769
00:50:18,096 --> 00:50:20,666
JOHN: Maybe cults don't record
their own music.

770
00:50:21,534 --> 00:50:24,869
Although Charlie Manson had
a couple of boss tunes.

771
00:50:24,871 --> 00:50:27,175
I think she's trying
to leave the cult.

772
00:50:27,740 --> 00:50:30,677
Exit. People exit cults.

773
00:50:30,945 --> 00:50:32,946
Or they're extracted
by a deprogrammer.

774
00:50:33,513 --> 00:50:35,649
What, like kidnapping?

775
00:50:36,950 --> 00:50:38,685
Extraction.

776
00:50:39,821 --> 00:50:41,253
Bo-diss...

777
00:50:41,255 --> 00:50:44,224
BOADICEA: (CHUCKLES) No.
Bo-di-cee-a. Boadicea.

778
00:50:44,226 --> 00:50:46,695
ZAN: Boadicea.
BOADICEA: That's it.

779
00:50:46,962 --> 00:50:48,895
Haven't you heard of her?

780
00:50:48,897 --> 00:50:50,697
She was the Celtic queen

781
00:50:50,699 --> 00:50:53,069
who ran the Romans
out of London.

782
00:50:54,970 --> 00:50:57,571
The first punk.

783
00:50:57,573 --> 00:51:00,110
The first punk was a she.

784
00:51:02,111 --> 00:51:03,647
What is punk, Boadicea?

785
00:51:07,717 --> 00:51:09,986
It's just the fag end
of the blues, dear.

786
00:51:11,587 --> 00:51:13,255
You know, a year ago,

787
00:51:13,257 --> 00:51:15,026
I had Johnny Rotten
kipping right there.

788
00:51:15,827 --> 00:51:18,160
Next time I saw him,
he didn't even know me,

789
00:51:18,162 --> 00:51:19,598
the fucking Frampton.

790
00:51:19,796 --> 00:51:21,963
Siouxsie Sioux,
Dee Dee Ramone,

791
00:51:21,965 --> 00:51:23,868
Ari Up from The Slits.

792
00:51:24,101 --> 00:51:26,804
I knew all of them in the day.

793
00:51:27,973 --> 00:51:30,610
Which was only
a few months ago really.

794
00:51:30,843 --> 00:51:32,879
Sellouts now, of course.

795
00:51:33,279 --> 00:51:35,078
I worked
with Vivienne Westwood

796
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:38,181
till she fired me for
improving on one of her gowns.

797
00:51:38,183 --> 00:51:41,088
Green is not a good color
on her, let me tell you.

798
00:51:42,688 --> 00:51:45,590
Yeah, they pose as mentors,
but they suck your blood

799
00:51:45,592 --> 00:51:48,496
because they know that
their days are numbered.

800
00:51:50,297 --> 00:51:51,765
Hmm.

801
00:51:53,267 --> 00:51:56,605
Your skin is like milk.

802
00:52:01,741 --> 00:52:04,177
Anyway, the fucking point
is to smash the oppressor,

803
00:52:04,179 --> 00:52:05,878
tell the truth,
be an original,

804
00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:08,116
blah, blah, blah...
I'm boring myself now.

805
00:52:08,650 --> 00:52:10,786
"Every breath is an original."

806
00:52:11,052 --> 00:52:12,755
That's a motto
from my group.

807
00:52:13,322 --> 00:52:15,125
What? Are you a singer then?

808
00:52:16,658 --> 00:52:19,028
I've been many things.

809
00:52:19,729 --> 00:52:21,598
I've even been a star.

810
00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:25,669
Really?

811
00:52:26,736 --> 00:52:29,874
I once harmonized
with a brown dwarf.

812
00:52:31,875 --> 00:52:34,145
A Brown Dwarf?

813
00:52:38,748 --> 00:52:41,019
Didn't they open
for The Shits?

814
00:52:47,825 --> 00:52:49,227
(PUNK MUSIC PLAYING)

815
00:52:50,962 --> 00:52:52,698
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

816
00:52:56,835 --> 00:52:58,170
Fuck off!

817
00:53:01,172 --> 00:53:04,209
<i>Quiet. Quiet down, you cruds.</i>

818
00:53:04,211 --> 00:53:05,613
<i>Shut it!</i>

819
00:53:05,811 --> 00:53:09,113
<i>Tonight, I am delighted
to announce</i>

820
00:53:09,115 --> 00:53:12,850
<i>that The Dyschords will be
welcoming a guest singer.</i>

821
00:53:12,852 --> 00:53:14,019
(CROWD MURMURING)

822
00:53:14,021 --> 00:53:15,855
<i>Who will be also modeling...</i>

823
00:53:15,857 --> 00:53:18,259
- Where's Slap?
- <i>Shut your gaping gob!</i>

824
00:53:18,660 --> 00:53:20,393
<i>He's on probation!</i>

825
00:53:20,395 --> 00:53:22,962
<i>So, tonight,
I introduce to you</i>

826
00:53:22,964 --> 00:53:25,263
<i>the erstwhile frontwoman</i>

827
00:53:25,265 --> 00:53:28,203
<i>for legendary
American cult collective</i>

828
00:53:28,403 --> 00:53:30,671
<i>A Brown Dwarf.</i>

829
00:53:30,673 --> 00:53:31,874
(CROWD SCOFFING)

830
00:53:33,675 --> 00:53:37,012
<i>Let's make some noise for</i>

831
00:53:37,412 --> 00:53:39,816
<i>Zandra!</i>

832
00:53:40,015 --> 00:53:41,218
(SCATTERED CHEERING)

833
00:53:42,017 --> 00:53:43,286
(SCATTERED APPLAUSE)

834
00:53:45,388 --> 00:53:47,288
- I don't know any songs.
- You just make it up.

835
00:53:47,290 --> 00:53:49,226
Just sing about something
that you know.

836
00:53:49,959 --> 00:53:51,396
Enough of this hippie shit.

837
00:53:52,262 --> 00:53:53,728
Get up there.

838
00:53:53,730 --> 00:53:56,634
All right. Zandra!

839
00:53:56,900 --> 00:53:58,902
(CROWD CHEERING)

840
00:54:05,443 --> 00:54:08,279
<i>This is, um, this is
the history of my people.</i>

841
00:54:09,046 --> 00:54:10,148
(CROWD SNICKERING)

842
00:54:14,051 --> 00:54:19,859
(SINGING) <i>Six is the number
of the Body Celestial</i>

843
00:54:20,425 --> 00:54:21,791
(LAUGHING)

844
00:54:21,793 --> 00:54:22,795
Shut the fuck up.

845
00:54:24,329 --> 00:54:27,669
<i>Six are the holy names</i>

846
00:54:28,167 --> 00:54:29,236
(CROWD GRUMBLING)

847
00:54:29,769 --> 00:54:31,303
You need to shout it
a bit more.

848
00:54:31,305 --> 00:54:32,907
(DRUMMER PLAYING BEAT)

849
00:54:34,874 --> 00:54:37,945
(LOUDLY) <i>Six are the Colonies</i>

850
00:54:39,114 --> 00:54:44,019
<i>And six their Parent-Teachers</i>

851
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:48,691
SLAP: Oi, that's my mic,
you Yankee bitch!

852
00:54:48,889 --> 00:54:50,426
- <i>Shut the fuck up, Slap!</i>
- (SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY)

853
00:54:51,427 --> 00:54:53,296
<i>She's only a bloody tourist.</i>

854
00:54:54,796 --> 00:54:58,233
<i>I am not a tourist!</i>

855
00:54:58,901 --> 00:55:01,137
(MUSIC INTENSIFYING)

856
00:55:01,903 --> 00:55:06,310
<i>They suckled us
Like babes in a crèche</i>

857
00:55:07,109 --> 00:55:08,344
(ZAN VOCALIZING)

858
00:55:10,513 --> 00:55:12,849
<i>Until Eating Time</i>

859
00:55:14,518 --> 00:55:17,820
<i>Where they tear our flesh</i>

860
00:55:17,822 --> 00:55:21,823
<i>They ate us alive
like the Titans ate the gods</i>

861
00:55:21,825 --> 00:55:26,095
<i>They ate us alive
like the punks ate the mods</i>

862
00:55:26,097 --> 00:55:28,935
BOTH:
<i>Eat me alive, Mummy, Mummy!</i>

863
00:55:29,401 --> 00:55:32,872
<i>Eat me alive, Daddy, Daddy!</i>

864
00:55:33,805 --> 00:55:37,175
<i>Eat me alive, Mummy, Mummy!</i>

865
00:55:38,109 --> 00:55:43,046
<i>Eat me alive, Daddy, Daddy!</i>

866
00:55:43,048 --> 00:55:44,514
<i>Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!</i>

867
00:55:44,516 --> 00:55:46,352
(CROWD CHEERING)

868
00:55:50,857 --> 00:55:52,894
<i>They took
their children's flesh</i>

869
00:55:53,127 --> 00:55:54,429
<i>Come on, you pricks!</i>

870
00:55:54,828 --> 00:55:56,964
<i>And wore it as a robe</i>

871
00:55:58,098 --> 00:55:59,433
<i>Abducted my body</i>

872
00:56:01,901 --> 00:56:04,906
<i>And fucked me with a probe</i>

873
00:56:06,507 --> 00:56:08,977
<i>Eat me alive, Mummy, Mummy</i>

874
00:56:09,411 --> 00:56:12,281
<i>Eat me alive, Daddy, Daddy</i>

875
00:56:12,581 --> 00:56:13,916
I love it! I love it!

876
00:56:14,181 --> 00:56:16,919
<i>Eat me alive, Mummy, Mummy</i>

877
00:56:17,419 --> 00:56:20,923
<i>Eat me alive, Daddy, Daddy</i>

878
00:56:21,591 --> 00:56:25,060
<i>The Sun grips the Earth
Takes a bite</i>

879
00:56:25,428 --> 00:56:28,099
<i>Spits the Moon into the sky</i>

880
00:56:29,132 --> 00:56:31,333
<i>We sink our teeth
into the ground</i>

881
00:56:31,335 --> 00:56:33,067
<i>And suck it dry</i>

882
00:56:33,069 --> 00:56:36,540
<i>Shit the world
a fat goodbye</i>

883
00:56:37,574 --> 00:56:41,480
<i>But man can't live
by man alone</i>

884
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:44,448
<i>The fate of a cannibal people</i>

885
00:56:45,515 --> 00:56:49,187
<i>Is one of tooth and bone</i>

886
00:56:50,220 --> 00:56:53,091
BOTH: <i>Tooth and bone</i>

887
00:56:53,558 --> 00:56:55,324
<i>Eat me, Mummy, Mummy</i>

888
00:56:55,326 --> 00:56:57,060
<i>Eat me, Daddy, Daddy</i>

889
00:56:57,062 --> 00:56:59,161
<i>Eat me, Mummy, Mummy
Eat me, Daddy, Daddy</i>

890
00:56:59,163 --> 00:57:00,966
(ALL CHEERING)

891
00:57:01,500 --> 00:57:02,970
(PSYCHEDELIC MUSIC PLAYING)

892
00:57:20,988 --> 00:57:23,991
<i>Tooth and bone</i>

893
00:57:24,524 --> 00:57:29,865
<i>Please, God,
don't leave me alone</i>

894
00:57:30,532 --> 00:57:31,634
BOTH: <i>Hey</i>

895
00:57:32,266 --> 00:57:33,368
<i>Ha</i>

896
00:57:34,001 --> 00:57:35,070
<i>La</i>

897
00:57:36,405 --> 00:57:40,540
<i>I'm here
I see you</i>

898
00:57:40,542 --> 00:57:46,415
<i>Let me inside
I'll never leave you</i>

899
00:57:46,616 --> 00:57:47,584
<i>Hey</i>

900
00:57:48,151 --> 00:57:49,383
<i>Ha</i>

901
00:57:49,385 --> 00:57:51,021
<i>La</i>

902
00:57:52,489 --> 00:57:54,659
<i>Let me be your virus
Let me be your virus</i>

903
00:57:55,159 --> 00:57:59,631
<i>Let me be your virus
Let me be your virus</i>

904
00:58:23,255 --> 00:58:25,558
<i>And in the end</i>

905
00:58:26,458 --> 00:58:29,696
<i>The love you take</i>

906
00:58:30,430 --> 00:58:34,068
<i>Is equal to</i>

907
00:58:34,401 --> 00:58:37,068
<i>The love, the love,
the love, the love</i>

908
00:58:37,070 --> 00:58:39,005
<i>The love, the love,
the love, the love</i>

909
00:58:39,007 --> 00:58:44,346
<i>You ate</i>

910
00:58:51,753 --> 00:58:53,622
(ZAN PANTING)

911
00:59:10,306 --> 00:59:12,109
(YELLING)

912
00:59:13,042 --> 00:59:14,445
(CROWD CHEERING)

913
00:59:20,784 --> 00:59:22,119
BOADICEA: Yes!

914
00:59:23,554 --> 00:59:25,389
Move back! Move back!
Everyone, move back.

915
00:59:26,257 --> 00:59:27,326
Go back there.

916
00:59:27,625 --> 00:59:30,328
- This is a moment!
- (CROWD CHEERING)

917
00:59:30,529 --> 00:59:33,132
I made this happen!

918
00:59:34,131 --> 00:59:37,132
Get Vivienne on the phone!
Get her on the phone now!

919
00:59:37,134 --> 00:59:38,471
(MUSIC PLAYING)

920
00:59:40,472 --> 00:59:42,072
(CROWD CHEERING)

921
00:59:42,074 --> 00:59:43,743
- Did you see what I saw?
- Yes!

922
00:59:44,409 --> 00:59:46,744
Somebody must've dosed us.

923
00:59:46,746 --> 00:59:49,215
- (MUSIC PLAYING)
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)

924
01:00:05,433 --> 01:00:07,233
- How did we know what to sing?
- (CHUCKLES)

925
01:00:07,235 --> 01:00:09,134
Something mad
about an Eating Time.

926
01:00:09,136 --> 01:00:11,436
But that's real.
That's the end of our journey.

927
01:00:11,438 --> 01:00:13,574
- How did you know about that?
- I don't know.

928
01:00:13,775 --> 01:00:16,146
What do you mean
by "the end of our journey"?

929
01:00:17,445 --> 01:00:20,315
Tomorrow we Exit, which is
followed by the Eating.

930
01:00:21,383 --> 01:00:23,253
What is the Eating?

931
01:00:24,186 --> 01:00:25,785
The Parent-Teachers
eat their children.

932
01:00:25,787 --> 01:00:27,522
I don't know,
it's supposed to feel good.

933
01:00:27,524 --> 01:00:29,592
It's how
we sustain the species.

934
01:00:31,328 --> 01:00:32,527
What?

935
01:00:32,529 --> 01:00:34,065
(LAUGHING)

936
01:00:36,165 --> 01:00:37,667
Stay here!

937
01:00:38,335 --> 01:00:39,538
Don't move!

938
01:00:42,439 --> 01:00:44,275
(CROWD SHOUTING)

939
01:00:44,809 --> 01:00:45,776
John!

940
01:00:46,644 --> 01:00:48,346
I think they're planning
a mass suicide.

941
01:00:48,679 --> 01:00:51,915
Amazing.
The time is now, comrade.

942
01:00:51,917 --> 01:00:53,486
Do what must be done.

943
01:00:54,453 --> 01:00:56,322
DJ DES: John,
I found some Krautrock.

944
01:00:56,821 --> 01:00:58,690
- (KRAUTROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
- (CROWD CHEERING)

945
01:01:00,458 --> 01:01:02,159
(JOHN LAUGHING)

946
01:01:02,161 --> 01:01:03,593
Do you hear that?

947
01:01:03,595 --> 01:01:04,162
This was what
I was talking to you about!

948
01:01:04,630 --> 01:01:06,732
(SPINNING JENNY LAUGHING)

949
01:01:15,442 --> 01:01:17,779
(SPINNING JENNY MOANING)

950
01:01:24,484 --> 01:01:26,387
(BONES CRACKING)

951
01:01:31,860 --> 01:01:34,230
(MOANING CONTINUES)

952
01:01:41,671 --> 01:01:43,640
(SPINNING JENNY SQUEALING)

953
01:01:46,943 --> 01:01:49,745
(SPINNING JENNY
MOANING LOUDLY)

954
01:01:50,781 --> 01:01:53,514
That was amazing, Zan.

955
01:01:53,516 --> 01:01:55,650
Where did you learn that song?

956
01:01:55,652 --> 01:01:57,485
Something happened to you
on that stage.

957
01:01:57,487 --> 01:01:59,820
Something that has
never happened before.

958
01:01:59,822 --> 01:02:01,422
Does Waldo know you're here?

959
01:02:01,424 --> 01:02:03,593
You've been shunned.

960
01:02:03,595 --> 01:02:04,993
- (WAINSWAIN LAUGHS)
- What does that mean?

961
01:02:04,995 --> 01:02:06,729
Zan, what you sang
about the Eating,

962
01:02:06,731 --> 01:02:08,830
you made it sound frightening.

963
01:02:08,832 --> 01:02:10,168
PT WAIN: Wainswain!

964
01:02:10,834 --> 01:02:12,334
Multiple violations!

965
01:02:12,336 --> 01:02:14,238
(SPINNING JENNY
MOANING LOUDLY)

966
01:02:20,980 --> 01:02:25,251
Unauthorized
manual permeation?

967
01:02:25,984 --> 01:02:28,788
(SPINNING JENNY GASPING)

968
01:02:29,456 --> 01:02:32,258
Bad Stellas.

969
01:02:34,327 --> 01:02:36,260
(EXHALES)

970
01:02:36,262 --> 01:02:40,434
Oh, the things I'm going
to do to you for this.

971
01:02:41,736 --> 01:02:43,902
You're in extreme danger
of being left behind.

972
01:02:43,904 --> 01:02:45,440
We have to leave now.

973
01:02:45,873 --> 01:02:47,576
I feel alive.

974
01:02:48,341 --> 01:02:49,544
I feel opened.

975
01:02:50,579 --> 01:02:51,546
Zan.

976
01:02:52,713 --> 01:02:54,282
- Get away from her!
- Leave him alone!

977
01:02:55,284 --> 01:02:58,287
Everyone just
leave everyone alone!

978
01:02:58,586 --> 01:03:00,222
(ZAN SCREAMING)

979
01:03:01,289 --> 01:03:02,825
(PUNK MUSIC PLAYING)

980
01:03:17,641 --> 01:03:19,711
(CROWD SINGING ALONG)

981
01:03:28,620 --> 01:03:30,388
(CHEERING)

982
01:03:38,396 --> 01:03:39,599
(VOMITS)

983
01:03:40,065 --> 01:03:41,634
CROWD: Ugh!

984
01:03:43,668 --> 01:03:44,937
(LAUGHING)

985
01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:54,282
Enn?

986
01:03:55,414 --> 01:03:56,483
Enn.

987
01:04:00,019 --> 01:04:01,421
Enn!

988
01:04:04,025 --> 01:04:06,561
(ZAN PANTING)

989
01:04:21,110 --> 01:04:23,979
Congratulations are in order,
my dear.

990
01:04:27,716 --> 01:04:29,852
You are with child.

991
01:04:48,738 --> 01:04:50,609
(ZAN BREATH SHAKILY)

992
01:04:59,084 --> 01:05:00,486
(SPLASHES)

993
01:05:08,427 --> 01:05:09,429
Fuck!

994
01:05:26,914 --> 01:05:29,851
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)

995
01:05:50,039 --> 01:05:51,773
PT WAIN: She's a menace.

996
01:05:51,775 --> 01:05:53,875
I move
for the immediate eradication

997
01:05:53,877 --> 01:05:55,009
of the deviant child.

998
01:05:55,011 --> 01:05:55,878
- No!
- I call a vote.

999
01:05:56,645 --> 01:05:58,081
PT BOB: We don't have
a quorum to vote.

1000
01:05:58,815 --> 01:06:00,083
Where is Stella?

1001
01:06:01,016 --> 01:06:04,088
- Welcome, Stella.
- Thank you, Stella.

1002
01:06:06,090 --> 01:06:08,959
You know, Daddy
doesn't get out very much.

1003
01:06:09,494 --> 01:06:11,963
Only for special occasions.

1004
01:06:12,162 --> 01:06:14,931
PT STELLA: Stella, you know
there are consequences

1005
01:06:14,933 --> 01:06:18,235
when you interact with locals
without permission

1006
01:06:18,237 --> 01:06:21,270
and it can't wait
until after Exit.

1007
01:06:21,272 --> 01:06:23,975
Will it feel like
the supernova manifestation?

1008
01:06:24,842 --> 01:06:27,845
Stella, will you
do the honors?

1009
01:06:27,847 --> 01:06:29,850
Certainly, Stella.

1010
01:06:32,117 --> 01:06:34,251
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)

1011
01:06:34,253 --> 01:06:36,789
- (JAW CRACKING)
- (MALE STELLA GROANING)

1012
01:06:38,125 --> 01:06:39,828
(STELLAS GASPING)

1013
01:06:41,962 --> 01:06:43,728
(GROANING)

1014
01:06:43,730 --> 01:06:46,031
Isn't that the most beautiful
thing you've ever seen?

1015
01:06:46,033 --> 01:06:47,833
- (MALE STELLA MUMBLING)
- Come.

1016
01:06:47,835 --> 01:06:49,301
Come, my pretty.

1017
01:06:49,303 --> 01:06:51,574
In you go.

1018
01:06:52,673 --> 01:06:53,708
No...

1019
01:06:54,008 --> 01:06:56,242
- No, I...
- (MALE STELLA PROTESTING)

1020
01:06:56,244 --> 01:06:57,876
I don't wanna go.

1021
01:06:57,878 --> 01:07:00,313
No! No! (SCREAMING)

1022
01:07:00,315 --> 01:07:02,886
- (BONE CRACKING)
- (ALL SCREAMING)

1023
01:07:11,761 --> 01:07:12,762
Enn!

1024
01:07:13,261 --> 01:07:14,764
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

1025
01:07:19,335 --> 01:07:21,605
(GASPING)

1026
01:07:22,039 --> 01:07:24,542
(PANTING)

1027
01:07:31,281 --> 01:07:32,984
(COUGHING)

1028
01:07:52,771 --> 01:07:54,574
JOHN: The Kronos Syndrome.

1029
01:07:56,108 --> 01:07:57,110
Who?

1030
01:07:57,309 --> 01:07:59,343
Cannibal incest, comrades.

1031
01:07:59,345 --> 01:08:01,312
This is a higher level
of cult.

1032
01:08:01,314 --> 01:08:02,848
We need to get
the authorities involved.

1033
01:08:02,850 --> 01:08:04,849
No. It'll be a bloodbath.

1034
01:08:04,851 --> 01:08:06,117
(SCOFFS) Fine by me.

1035
01:08:06,119 --> 01:08:07,886
Kill em all.
Let Satan sort 'em out.

1036
01:08:07,888 --> 01:08:09,854
Look, I don't know happened
to you in there, Vic,

1037
01:08:09,856 --> 01:08:12,793
but if they took your balls
too, you can leave now.

1038
01:08:15,863 --> 01:08:17,262
I've got my balls.

1039
01:08:17,264 --> 01:08:18,832
How did you find out
all this info again?

1040
01:08:18,834 --> 01:08:21,200
I saw it through
their fucking window!

1041
01:08:21,202 --> 01:08:23,305
Now, are you lot with me?

1042
01:08:23,772 --> 01:08:25,073
Yeah, course we are, Enn.

1043
01:08:27,076 --> 01:08:28,178
VIC: Yeah, mate.

1044
01:08:28,411 --> 01:08:29,613
Right.

1045
01:08:31,113 --> 01:08:32,315
We'll need backup.

1046
01:08:33,049 --> 01:08:34,815
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1047
01:08:34,817 --> 01:08:36,185
ENN: It's not a joke.

1048
01:08:36,419 --> 01:08:39,121
She's part of an American
cannibalistic cult.

1049
01:08:39,123 --> 01:08:42,223
- (CONTINUE LAUGHING)
- They eat their young.

1050
01:08:42,225 --> 01:08:46,260
Enn, all species
eat their young.

1051
01:08:46,262 --> 01:08:47,996
- Boadicea, I need your help.
- (BOADICEA LAUGHS)

1052
01:08:47,998 --> 01:08:49,697
- Fuck off.
- ENN: I can't do this...

1053
01:08:49,699 --> 01:08:50,902
Come here. Come here.

1054
01:08:56,040 --> 01:08:58,811
- (GLASS SHATTERS)
- Your skin...

1055
01:08:59,143 --> 01:09:02,882
Yes, your skin is like cheese.
(SNIFFS)

1056
01:09:03,281 --> 01:09:05,284
BOADICEA: (WHISPERS)
Like a fine Stilton.

1057
01:09:06,785 --> 01:09:09,052
- What, do I repel you?
- No, but...

1058
01:09:09,054 --> 01:09:11,454
When I was your age,
I was pretty.

1059
01:09:11,456 --> 01:09:14,225
- Zan needs your help, and I...
- Let me tell you something.

1060
01:09:14,227 --> 01:09:19,099
I have had 12 abortions
and nothing to show for it.

1061
01:09:19,465 --> 01:09:22,933
How did I end up
in this fucking Croydon

1062
01:09:22,935 --> 01:09:24,869
at the fag-end
of my fertility!

1063
01:09:24,871 --> 01:09:28,007
But you're the closest thing
to a mum that Zan's ever had.

1064
01:09:28,009 --> 01:09:29,677
- (BOADICEA SCREAMS)
- You chose her.

1065
01:09:32,046 --> 01:09:33,682
She was chosen.

1066
01:10:17,929 --> 01:10:19,998
PT WALDO: <i>It's hard
to be a parent.</i>

1067
01:10:22,166 --> 01:10:25,136
You must relinquish
all other attachments.

1068
01:10:25,370 --> 01:10:28,074
You will raise them,
teach them,

1069
01:10:29,908 --> 01:10:31,711
and then you will let them go.

1070
01:10:33,945 --> 01:10:35,880
I wish to stay.

1071
01:10:35,882 --> 01:10:38,886
I'm not sure
they could be born here.

1072
01:10:40,020 --> 01:10:41,955
We are made
of different stuff.

1073
01:10:43,824 --> 01:10:47,762
Zan, listen carefully.

1074
01:10:47,960 --> 01:10:50,031
Our people are dying.

1075
01:10:51,299 --> 01:10:55,838
We give birth to fewer
and fewer each cycle.

1076
01:10:56,571 --> 01:11:00,273
But your children are a sign

1077
01:11:00,275 --> 01:11:02,879
that there's a different way
for our people.

1078
01:11:05,413 --> 01:11:07,247
What way?

1079
01:11:07,249 --> 01:11:09,283
I have a plan.
We must play along

1080
01:11:09,285 --> 01:11:11,121
- until I can implement it.
- (DOORBELL RINGING)

1081
01:11:12,321 --> 01:11:13,924
(SIGHS)

1082
01:11:17,127 --> 01:11:18,062
Yes?

1083
01:11:18,528 --> 01:11:20,027
Asbestos check.

1084
01:11:20,029 --> 01:11:21,498
The hidden killer
in your home.

1085
01:11:23,399 --> 01:11:24,933
This is not our home.

1086
01:11:24,935 --> 01:11:27,303
Mandatory check.
Government regulations.

1087
01:11:27,305 --> 01:11:28,507
Won't take a minute.

1088
01:11:30,007 --> 01:11:31,109
(ENN SHUSHES)

1089
01:11:31,475 --> 01:11:33,309
Do you have identification?

1090
01:11:33,311 --> 01:11:34,846
SPINNING JENNY: Certainly.

1091
01:11:37,080 --> 01:11:38,414
(GROANS)

1092
01:11:38,416 --> 01:11:39,185
We're in!

1093
01:11:40,451 --> 01:11:42,989
- (ALL YELLING)
- (PUNK MUSIC PLAYING)

1094
01:11:50,229 --> 01:11:51,494
Perimeter breach!

1095
01:11:51,496 --> 01:11:52,532
(ULULATING)

1096
01:11:56,035 --> 01:11:58,372
(YELLING STOPS)

1097
01:12:09,649 --> 01:12:11,185
(GROANS)

1098
01:12:15,556 --> 01:12:17,492
(ALL GROANING)

1099
01:12:18,392 --> 01:12:19,959
Onward!

1100
01:12:19,961 --> 01:12:21,597
(PUNKS YELLING)

1101
01:12:22,931 --> 01:12:24,496
- Let's split up.
- Oh, I don't know...

1102
01:12:24,498 --> 01:12:26,000
No. We'll find her
faster that way.

1103
01:12:26,002 --> 01:12:27,971
- Shout if you see her.
- Fuck.

1104
01:12:32,008 --> 01:12:33,940
- What the fuck?
- Keep looking.

1105
01:12:33,942 --> 01:12:34,945
Oh, shit.

1106
01:12:35,177 --> 01:12:36,409
- Any luck?
- Nothing.

1107
01:12:36,411 --> 01:12:38,415
- No. Can't find her.
- Bollocks.

1108
01:12:41,018 --> 01:12:42,449
- (BLUE COLONY SCREECHING)
- Oh, shit!

1109
01:12:42,451 --> 01:12:45,388
- (PUNKS GROANING)
- (SCREECHING CONTINUES)

1110
01:12:51,395 --> 01:12:52,630
(BANGING ON DOOR)

1111
01:12:54,999 --> 01:12:56,265
- Zan!
- (GASPS)

1112
01:12:56,267 --> 01:12:57,566
- You must stay quiet.
- ENN: Zan!

1113
01:12:57,568 --> 01:12:58,904
If they find us,
they will kill us all.

1114
01:12:59,536 --> 01:13:01,203
Enn would never
let that happen.

1115
01:13:01,205 --> 01:13:03,643
- (BLUE COLONY SCREECHING)
- (PUNKS GROANING)

1116
01:13:04,643 --> 01:13:06,410
(PUNK MUSIC PLAYING)

1117
01:13:06,412 --> 01:13:08,445
Good thing
you can just swallow us up.

1118
01:13:08,447 --> 01:13:10,981
You sprang from our loins.

1119
01:13:10,983 --> 01:13:13,549
We are England!

1120
01:13:13,551 --> 01:13:15,154
(ALL YELLING)

1121
01:13:25,030 --> 01:13:28,136
Oi, them's the ones
what stole my arse-cherry!

1122
01:13:28,636 --> 01:13:30,301
I was saving that.

1123
01:13:30,303 --> 01:13:31,940
Oh, really?

1124
01:13:35,041 --> 01:13:36,277
BLOND STELLA: Victor.

1125
01:13:37,044 --> 01:13:39,079
BOTH: We've been
waiting for you.

1126
01:13:39,081 --> 01:13:41,050
(PUNK MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)

1127
01:13:53,696 --> 01:13:55,666
(MUSIC STOPS)

1128
01:13:57,567 --> 01:13:59,603
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1129
01:14:17,321 --> 01:14:19,725
(BREATHING SHAKILY)

1130
01:14:29,235 --> 01:14:30,503
Gotcha.

1131
01:14:31,771 --> 01:14:34,574
(LAUGHING)

1132
01:14:36,075 --> 01:14:38,212
What, you cannot be ridden?

1133
01:14:39,513 --> 01:14:42,249
I gave that up ages ago, dear.

1134
01:14:43,383 --> 01:14:45,685
Herpes and sprogs. (CHUCKLES)

1135
01:14:46,252 --> 01:14:47,752
- Sprogs?
- Kids.

1136
01:14:47,754 --> 01:14:48,756
(GASPS)

1137
01:14:49,355 --> 01:14:51,726
Sex is over.
Haven't you heard?

1138
01:14:53,060 --> 01:14:54,628
Tear it all down.

1139
01:14:56,396 --> 01:14:58,500
Evolve or die, love.

1140
01:15:00,234 --> 01:15:04,240
<i>Evolve or die.</i>

1141
01:15:14,284 --> 01:15:15,686
It's been a long day.

1142
01:15:16,486 --> 01:15:17,688
Drink?

1143
01:15:23,358 --> 01:15:24,660
<i>If I could do something
with you,</i>

1144
01:15:29,433 --> 01:15:31,536
you might have a future.

1145
01:15:33,103 --> 01:15:34,570
Tea break!

1146
01:15:34,572 --> 01:15:37,175
(PUNKS CHEERING)

1147
01:15:38,175 --> 01:15:40,245
Fucking fancy, comrades.

1148
01:15:40,845 --> 01:15:43,281
PT FIRST: The outcome
of this assault is in doubt.

1149
01:15:43,814 --> 01:15:47,383
Zan must be dealt with,
without delay.

1150
01:15:47,385 --> 01:15:48,651
Come, my dear.

1151
01:15:48,653 --> 01:15:50,123
You will harm
no child of mine.

1152
01:15:51,123 --> 01:15:53,426
You're not permitted
to touch me.

1153
01:15:54,292 --> 01:15:55,658
I created you.

1154
01:15:55,660 --> 01:15:57,831
Well, you curated us really.

1155
01:15:58,463 --> 01:16:01,735
And now I will save us all.

1156
01:16:06,740 --> 01:16:09,477
CELIA:
Fourth Colony manifests...

1157
01:16:09,709 --> 01:16:11,712
FOURTH COLONISTS:
Individuality!

1158
01:16:16,884 --> 01:16:18,286
ENN: Zan!

1159
01:16:20,687 --> 01:16:22,288
PT STELLA: We feast...

1160
01:16:22,290 --> 01:16:25,662
(SIGHS) We feast
a lot on children.

1161
01:16:26,495 --> 01:16:28,661
(CLICKS TONGUE)
And it fills me up...

1162
01:16:28,663 --> 01:16:30,897
It fills me up
good and proper,

1163
01:16:30,899 --> 01:16:32,701
but then
I get lonely after that.

1164
01:16:32,902 --> 01:16:34,601
What's going on?

1165
01:16:34,603 --> 01:16:37,571
I feel deeply, deep hole,
deep hole inside...

1166
01:16:37,573 --> 01:16:39,339
What's going on?

1167
01:16:39,341 --> 01:16:40,441
What is going on?

1168
01:16:40,443 --> 01:16:41,579
ENN: Where the hell is Zan?

1169
01:16:41,912 --> 01:16:44,344
I don't know.
Uh, try through there.

1170
01:16:44,346 --> 01:16:45,648
BOADICEA: Try through there.

1171
01:16:46,382 --> 01:16:47,550
Whoa!

1172
01:16:47,917 --> 01:16:50,654
(CHOKING)

1173
01:16:51,189 --> 01:16:52,356
Zan!

1174
01:16:52,623 --> 01:16:53,625
Enn!

1175
01:16:55,359 --> 01:16:57,495
(GASPS) I call
a General Synod.

1176
01:16:58,930 --> 01:17:01,800
I have that right,
once an eon.

1177
01:17:03,267 --> 01:17:04,736
(PT WALDO BREATHES HEAVILY)

1178
01:17:06,638 --> 01:17:09,208
Prepare for Wide-Radius
Counterruption.

1179
01:17:12,376 --> 01:17:14,615
(HIGH-PITCH FREQUENCY WHINING)

1180
01:17:16,215 --> 01:17:18,285
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

1181
01:17:19,818 --> 01:17:21,821
(WHINING STOPS)

1182
01:17:22,755 --> 01:17:23,757
Ugh.

1183
01:17:28,662 --> 01:17:29,931
(EXHALES)

1184
01:17:36,703 --> 01:17:38,438
Waldo? You dare call a Synod.

1185
01:17:38,440 --> 01:17:41,407
Oh, Wain, why do you
always have to shout?

1186
01:17:41,409 --> 01:17:42,875
PT, you are compromised.

1187
01:17:42,877 --> 01:17:45,745
Ooh. Level One Violation!
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

1188
01:17:45,747 --> 01:17:46,916
(GLASS SHATTERS)

1189
01:17:47,983 --> 01:17:50,453
PT First, the humans
are neutralized. I recomm...

1190
01:17:53,455 --> 01:17:54,857
I told you he was different.

1191
01:17:56,726 --> 01:17:57,858
I'm an artist.

1192
01:17:57,860 --> 01:17:59,025
Brothers and sisters, I move

1193
01:17:59,027 --> 01:18:00,827
to amend
the Celestial Charter.

1194
01:18:00,829 --> 01:18:03,534
I propose
the elimination of the Eating.

1195
01:18:03,733 --> 01:18:05,833
(ALL MURMURING)

1196
01:18:05,835 --> 01:18:07,269
PT WAIN: Don't be ridiculous!

1197
01:18:07,271 --> 01:18:08,703
The Eating
is what keeps us alive.

1198
01:18:08,705 --> 01:18:10,372
What about the children?

1199
01:18:10,374 --> 01:18:11,739
PT WAIN: Their experiences
will go to waste.

1200
01:18:11,741 --> 01:18:13,776
They will live out
their natural cycles

1201
01:18:13,778 --> 01:18:15,945
nourished by
their own experiences.

1202
01:18:15,947 --> 01:18:17,879
What, and they all
get to breed?

1203
01:18:17,881 --> 01:18:19,749
Where does it end?
Factionalism?

1204
01:18:19,751 --> 01:18:21,417
War? Environmental collapse?

1205
01:18:21,419 --> 01:18:23,555
The answer is yes.

1206
01:18:24,755 --> 01:18:28,491
Each of your peoples
met apocalypse.

1207
01:18:28,493 --> 01:18:30,229
Have you forgotten?

1208
01:18:32,363 --> 01:18:33,796
Each of you were convinced

1209
01:18:33,798 --> 01:18:36,465
you were the only species
in the universe.

1210
01:18:36,467 --> 01:18:38,568
Maddened
by the arrogance of solitude,

1211
01:18:38,570 --> 01:18:40,837
you gorged
on your worlds' resources.

1212
01:18:40,839 --> 01:18:44,776
You grew fat
as your planets shriveled.

1213
01:18:44,778 --> 01:18:46,379
You eat when you're lonely.

1214
01:18:47,981 --> 01:18:50,352
And now, our numbers dwindle,

1215
01:18:50,851 --> 01:18:52,518
for holy attrition

1216
01:18:52,520 --> 01:18:54,723
was always at the secret heart
of my design.

1217
01:18:55,923 --> 01:18:57,855
We shall diminish.

1218
01:18:57,857 --> 01:19:03,562
And we shall do it with grace
and compassion.

1219
01:19:03,564 --> 01:19:05,597
The parents
will consume the children,

1220
01:19:05,599 --> 01:19:07,902
and then
I will consume the parents,

1221
01:19:08,402 --> 01:19:10,637
until at last

1222
01:19:10,639 --> 01:19:12,775
I, alone,
will turn upon myself

1223
01:19:13,775 --> 01:19:15,479
and eat.

1224
01:19:16,479 --> 01:19:19,516
No more knowledge
in the meat to distract us.

1225
01:19:19,948 --> 01:19:23,353
Only the freedom of silence.

1226
01:19:24,052 --> 01:19:30,962
And the universe breathes
a sigh of perfect relief.

1227
01:19:32,562 --> 01:19:34,032
ENN: Bollocks!

1228
01:19:35,099 --> 01:19:37,399
I don't know what the bloody
hell you're on about

1229
01:19:37,401 --> 01:19:39,868
with your Swedish
suicide complex,

1230
01:19:39,870 --> 01:19:42,404
but you can't just come
down here and insult us.

1231
01:19:42,406 --> 01:19:43,605
- Silence!
- Now we may have

1232
01:19:43,607 --> 01:19:44,940
cocked this planet up royally,

1233
01:19:44,942 --> 01:19:47,609
but at least
we're fucking alive.

1234
01:19:47,611 --> 01:19:50,446
We like to eat, we like
to shit, we like to dance.

1235
01:19:50,448 --> 01:19:51,718
We like to fall in love.

1236
01:19:52,084 --> 01:19:55,118
And we try and fix
what our parents fucked up.

1237
01:19:55,120 --> 01:19:56,986
But you!

1238
01:19:56,988 --> 01:19:59,455
What kind of parents are you?

1239
01:19:59,457 --> 01:20:02,093
I mean, even the most pathetic
poser of a punk,

1240
01:20:02,095 --> 01:20:03,828
who'll end his days wanking

1241
01:20:03,830 --> 01:20:05,864
on the wall
of his padded tree house,

1242
01:20:05,866 --> 01:20:07,132
at least he had a dad

1243
01:20:07,134 --> 01:20:08,900
who'd rather
leave him in a ditch

1244
01:20:08,902 --> 01:20:11,605
than stick around
and eat him alive!

1245
01:20:17,744 --> 01:20:19,178
PT WAIN: Enough of this.

1246
01:20:19,180 --> 01:20:22,080
Let us proceed
to the gratuitous vote.

1247
01:20:22,082 --> 01:20:24,818
All those in favor
of retaining the Eating?

1248
01:20:28,690 --> 01:20:29,524
Bob?

1249
01:20:31,427 --> 01:20:33,492
- I vote to abolish.
- (PT WAIN SCOFFS)

1250
01:20:33,494 --> 01:20:35,429
- Predictable.
- Fuck you, Wain.

1251
01:20:35,431 --> 01:20:36,729
Fuck you for millennia.

1252
01:20:36,731 --> 01:20:38,601
- Stella?
- What?

1253
01:20:38,901 --> 01:20:41,704
Do you vote
to retain the sacred ritual?

1254
01:20:47,477 --> 01:20:48,943
Yeah, what the hell.

1255
01:20:48,945 --> 01:20:51,716
The little shits
taste staler every cycle.

1256
01:20:52,183 --> 01:20:53,882
(SIGHS)

1257
01:20:53,884 --> 01:20:55,019
I vote to abolish.

1258
01:20:57,188 --> 01:20:58,990
Evolve or die.

1259
01:20:59,189 --> 01:21:01,857
That is nonetheless
a deadlock.

1260
01:21:01,859 --> 01:21:04,063
- No change is possible.
- There is one more vote.

1261
01:21:06,631 --> 01:21:09,866
Zan is a mother
with children growing within.

1262
01:21:09,868 --> 01:21:12,035
That qualifies her
as a Parent-Teacher.

1263
01:21:12,037 --> 01:21:14,839
She is entitled
to full voting powers.

1264
01:21:14,841 --> 01:21:17,910
PT WAIN: Uh-uh. Contamination
is not conception.

1265
01:21:18,543 --> 01:21:20,777
PT First,
I beg you to adjudicate.

1266
01:21:20,779 --> 01:21:22,548
You're pregnant?

1267
01:21:22,949 --> 01:21:25,186
- PT WAIN: PT First.
- But...

1268
01:21:26,820 --> 01:21:28,688
They're ours.

1269
01:21:29,956 --> 01:21:31,825
PT FIRST:
Waldo's logic is sound.

1270
01:21:32,226 --> 01:21:35,096
Zan's would be
the deciding vote.

1271
01:21:35,628 --> 01:21:38,833
But to cast her vote,
she must give birth.

1272
01:21:39,233 --> 01:21:42,070
To give birth, she must Exit.

1273
01:21:42,937 --> 01:21:47,038
Her brood cannot be born
in this manifestation.

1274
01:21:47,040 --> 01:21:52,612
Zan, your decision is between
this world and our own.

1275
01:21:52,614 --> 01:21:55,852
But if you Exit,
you cannot return.

1276
01:21:57,118 --> 01:21:58,921
You must choose.

1277
01:22:00,055 --> 01:22:02,193
(CRYING)

1278
01:22:12,868 --> 01:22:13,939
Stop her!

1279
01:22:15,573 --> 01:22:16,872
Stop him!

1280
01:22:16,874 --> 01:22:18,143
ENN: Get off me!

1281
01:22:18,875 --> 01:22:20,579
- PT First...
- Shut up, Wain.

1282
01:22:20,878 --> 01:22:22,010
Zan will either become

1283
01:22:22,012 --> 01:22:24,149
a Parent-Teacher
or she will not.

1284
01:22:24,582 --> 01:22:25,985
Release him.

1285
01:22:29,288 --> 01:22:32,491
We Exit in three hours.

1286
01:22:32,891 --> 01:22:34,759
Make your preparations.

1287
01:22:37,596 --> 01:22:39,864
John!

1288
01:22:39,866 --> 01:22:41,899
John!

1289
01:22:41,901 --> 01:22:44,571
John, mate! John! John!

1290
01:22:51,845 --> 01:22:53,181
Zan!

1291
01:24:13,834 --> 01:24:15,804
It's a good world.

1292
01:24:19,874 --> 01:24:23,144
I thought it would be bigger,

1293
01:24:24,010 --> 01:24:26,282
and cleaner,

1294
01:24:28,215 --> 01:24:31,853
and more colorful somehow.

1295
01:24:36,358 --> 01:24:40,163
But still... It's a jewel.

1296
01:24:42,164 --> 01:24:43,734
ENN: Then stay.

1297
01:24:49,038 --> 01:24:51,108
I could be their father.

1298
01:24:53,877 --> 01:24:55,413
I could.

1299
01:24:57,114 --> 01:24:59,717
I don't think that
they could be born here.

1300
01:25:06,790 --> 01:25:09,828
My brothers
and sisters will die,

1301
01:25:10,328 --> 01:25:12,798
and I can stop it.

1302
01:25:14,433 --> 01:25:17,070
Maybe I can stop it forever.

1303
01:25:35,421 --> 01:25:42,264
Spirit, mind, voice,
will, sex, strength.

1304
01:25:42,797 --> 01:25:44,900
- Six colonies...
- Seven.

1305
01:25:46,501 --> 01:25:48,235
Is that my ring?

1306
01:25:56,378 --> 01:25:58,114
It's the heart.

1307
01:25:59,515 --> 01:26:01,250
The interchange.

1308
01:26:02,785 --> 01:26:04,821
The way in and the way out

1309
01:26:06,089 --> 01:26:08,258
to what is beyond.

1310
01:26:11,393 --> 01:26:12,964
Love.

1311
01:26:14,999 --> 01:26:16,401
(TINKLING)

1312
01:26:18,935 --> 01:26:20,839
I can hear them.

1313
01:26:23,541 --> 01:26:26,145
Our children are singing.

1314
01:26:29,014 --> 01:26:30,983
Don't go.

1315
01:27:10,591 --> 01:27:12,193
(ZAN BREATHING HEAVILY)

1316
01:27:45,562 --> 01:27:48,299
- No! What are you doing?
- (GASPS)

1317
01:27:50,568 --> 01:27:52,071
No, no, no...

1318
01:27:52,638 --> 01:27:54,040
(SHUSHING)

1319
01:28:02,581 --> 01:28:04,383
(SIGHS)

1320
01:28:08,220 --> 01:28:10,089
(CRYING)

1321
01:28:16,963 --> 01:28:19,234
I love you.

1322
01:28:24,940 --> 01:28:26,342
(GRUNTS)

1323
01:28:27,074 --> 01:28:28,142
No!

1324
01:28:28,944 --> 01:28:30,879
(ENN GASPS)

1325
01:28:31,946 --> 01:28:34,650
(SOBBING)

1326
01:28:42,023 --> 01:28:43,293
No!

1327
01:28:44,694 --> 01:28:46,428
No, no, no!

1328
01:29:48,195 --> 01:29:51,367
(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)

1329
01:30:27,504 --> 01:30:28,773
JOHN: So, Enn.

1330
01:30:29,374 --> 01:30:31,343
What do you think
happened to your lady?

1331
01:30:33,343 --> 01:30:35,646
She must've gone on
with the others.

1332
01:30:39,117 --> 01:30:41,153
They didn't even say goodbye.

1333
01:30:45,291 --> 01:30:47,127
She'll be all right, mate.

1334
01:30:47,692 --> 01:30:49,429
She's a tough one.

1335
01:30:51,430 --> 01:30:55,165
Well, look,
let us not forget the day.

1336
01:30:55,167 --> 01:30:56,800
- What?
- Tonight, I take

1337
01:30:56,802 --> 01:30:59,103
Tracey the Magnanimous
to the pictures.

1338
01:30:59,105 --> 01:31:00,673
So I'm turning to you now,

1339
01:31:00,675 --> 01:31:03,442
as you're both men
of fashion and adventure.

1340
01:31:03,444 --> 01:31:05,147
Lay it on me.

1341
01:31:10,685 --> 01:31:13,456
You got to forget everything
you think you know.

1342
01:31:17,392 --> 01:31:19,559
Just accept that
you are nothing

1343
01:31:19,561 --> 01:31:22,465
but a worthless initiate
at her altar.

1344
01:31:24,567 --> 01:31:26,537
That's how you build trust.

1345
01:31:28,737 --> 01:31:30,073
Right.

1346
01:31:34,344 --> 01:31:35,779
No great secret.

1347
01:31:36,746 --> 01:31:39,514
Just remember
that you're you

1348
01:31:39,516 --> 01:31:41,717
and she's her.

1349
01:31:41,719 --> 01:31:43,822
And together,

1350
01:31:45,221 --> 01:31:48,358
that'll be
another thing.

1351
01:31:52,329 --> 01:31:54,766
Fat lot of good
yous pair were. (SCOFFS)

1352
01:31:59,570 --> 01:32:01,475
It's all right, mate.

1353
01:32:01,740 --> 01:32:03,509
(GRUNTS)

1354
01:32:04,377 --> 01:32:06,379
- (BELL DINGS)
- (JOHN SIGHS)

1355
01:32:07,646 --> 01:32:09,513
JOHN: All right then.

1356
01:32:09,515 --> 01:32:11,618
Ride on, you rotter.

1357
01:32:18,258 --> 01:32:22,130
(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)

1358
01:33:26,331 --> 01:33:29,202
- (INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
- (FOLK MUSIC PLAYING)

1359
01:33:36,577 --> 01:33:38,309
ENN: Hiya.
EMILY: Hi.

1360
01:33:38,311 --> 01:33:39,577
ENN: How's it going?
EMILY: Very well, thank you.

1361
01:33:39,579 --> 01:33:41,312
ENN: Thanks so much
for coming out.

1362
01:33:41,314 --> 01:33:43,814
- EMILY: I adore your work.
- Thank you very much.

1363
01:33:43,816 --> 01:33:45,651
- What's your name?
- Emily.

1364
01:33:45,653 --> 01:33:48,621
- Where have you come from?
- EMILY: Um, East Sussex.

1365
01:33:48,623 --> 01:33:50,422
ENN: Thanks for making
that journey.

1366
01:33:50,424 --> 01:33:52,591
- (EMILY CHUCKLES)
- Lovely to meet you.

1367
01:33:52,593 --> 01:33:54,926
- Thank you, Tom, keep writing.
- TOM: Thank you.

1368
01:33:54,928 --> 01:33:57,630
Cheers. See you later.
See you guys.

1369
01:33:57,632 --> 01:33:59,866
Hello, how are you?

1370
01:33:59,868 --> 01:34:01,435
SIOUXSIE:
Very well, thank you.

1371
01:34:01,437 --> 01:34:03,804
- What's your name?
- It's for all of us.

1372
01:34:03,806 --> 01:34:05,605
DEE DEE: We can
only afford one copy.

1373
01:34:05,607 --> 01:34:07,409
ARI UP: We've just moved here.

1374
01:34:08,044 --> 01:34:10,743
Okay, well, I can
make it out to all of you.

1375
01:34:10,745 --> 01:34:11,944
What are your names.

1376
01:34:11,946 --> 01:34:13,584
Siouxsie. With an "X."

1377
01:34:13,884 --> 01:34:15,382
(CHUCKLES)

1378
01:34:15,384 --> 01:34:17,621
- Dee Dee.
- (CHUCKLES)

1379
01:34:18,354 --> 01:34:19,624
Ari Up.

1380
01:34:23,059 --> 01:34:24,261
Jonesy.

1381
01:34:29,533 --> 01:34:31,269
Enn.

1382
01:34:39,912 --> 01:34:41,881
She thought
we should travel alone.

1383
01:34:42,347 --> 01:34:44,350
We think we'd like to stay.

1384
01:34:45,083 --> 01:34:46,952
We want to start a band.

1385
01:34:57,396 --> 01:34:58,931
(CRYING)

1386
01:42:17,407 --> 01:42:18,976
SLAP: <i>Shut the fuck up!</i>

1387
01:42:20,442 --> 01:42:24,414
BOADICEA: <i>That was terrible.
Do it again!</i>

1388
01:42:24,416 --> 01:42:27,062
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