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  1. 05:14:26: <Goatwright> ahahahahahahahahahahaha
  2. 05:14:28: <Goatwright> Hippocratesi
  3. 05:14:28: <Hippocratesi> "Come and get it, goatman."
  4. 05:14:34: <Goatwright> I'm laughing
  5. 05:14:36: <Goatwright> too hard
  6. 05:14:37: <ViejoOsoGrande> "Ruh roh raggie."
  7. 05:14:45: <Hippocratesi> :^)
  8. 05:14:55: <ViejoOsoGrande> Batharl wants a Batharl snack.
  9. 05:15:02: <Benedict> Cheesy guitar music starts playing.
  10. 05:15:21: <Hippocratesi> Markas is summoned, his great bull cock dangling between his legs like a plump sausage.
  11. 05:15:31: <Hippocratesi> A smile creeps on to his face.
  12. 05:15:35: <Hippocratesi> "Where's...the beef?"
  13. 05:15:38: <Goatwright> Hippocratesi you've ERPed before haven't you
  14. 05:15:43: <Hippocratesi> i actually haven't
  15. 05:15:45: <Goatwright> liar
  16. 05:15:50: <Hippocratesi> i'm dead serious
  17. 05:15:54: <Goatwright> I bet you're on those f-list ERP generals
  18. 05:15:55: <Benedict> When does Roz join in?
  19. 05:16:05: <Hippocratesi> you can't prove anything Goat
  20. 05:16:09: <Hippocratesi> you can't prove a DAMN THING
  21. 05:16:17: <Goatwright> show me your HANDS
  22. 05:16:25: <Hippocratesi> I can't show you my hands over the internet
  23. 05:16:31: <Goatwright> PUT THEM UP
  24. 05:16:34: <Hippocratesi> okay
  25. 05:16:34: <Goatwright> IN FRONT OF THE SCREEN
  26. 05:16:41: <Goatwright> A-/HA/!
  27. 05:16:45: <Goatwright> Caught you BLACK HANDED
  28. 05:16:48: <Goatwright> YOU'RE GUILTY
  29. 05:16:51: <Hippocratesi> h gfgh \
  30. 05:16:59: <ViejoOsoGrande> "Well isn't this just peachy," Batharl grumbles.
  31. 05:16:59: <Hippocratesi> sorry i had to type with my nose
  32. 05:17:16: <Benedict> Suddenly, Batharl's armor turns into nothing more than a g-string.
  33. 05:17:22: <ViejoOsoGrande> "Who do I have to intimidate around here to get some dick?"
  34. 05:17:31: <Goatwright> Benedict
  35. 05:17:37: <Goatwright> Did you want us in here for a real reason or
  36. 05:17:41: <Rainglove> batharl roll strength to determine firmness of dat ass
  37. 05:17:41: <Benedict> No.
  38. 05:17:54: <ViejoOsoGrande> 1d20+7 RAGING ASS
  39. 05:17:55: <Dados> ViejoOsoGrande, RAGING ASS: 14 [1d20=7]
  40. 05:17:56: <Hippocratesi> roll strength to determine hardness
  41. 05:18:02: <Goatwright> I'm gonna go start working on my character den
  42. 05:18:25: <Benedict> 1d20+4 That James ass
  43. 05:18:25: <Dados> Benedict, That James ass: 8 [1d20=4]
  44. 05:18:36: <ViejoOsoGrande> 1d20+3 will save to avoid begging for homosexual man penis from all angles
  45. 05:18:37: <Dados> ViejoOsoGrande, will save to avoid begging for homosexual man penis from all angles: 12 [1d20=9]
  46. 05:18:42: <Hippocratesi> "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" The bull climaxes into the goddess' loose pink pussy.
  47. 05:18:43: <Benedict> 1d20+3 That Garret ass
  48. 05:18:43: <Dados> Benedict, That Garret ass: 13 [1d20=10]
  49. 05:19:15: <Benedict> Hippo, stop ERPing with yourself.
  50. 05:19:24: <Hippocratesi> okay
  51. 05:19:25: <Goatwright> yeah hippo
  52. 05:19:30: <Goatwright> you're such a fucking weirod
  53. 05:19:51: <Benedict> 1d20 Shepard x Ana is canon
  54. 05:19:51: <Dados> Benedict, Shepard x Ana is canon: 7 [1d20=7]
  55. 05:20:00: <Benedict> 1d20 Shepard x Shepard is canon
  56. 05:20:01: <Dados> Benedict, Shepard x Shepard is canon: 16 [1d20=16]
  57. 05:25:23: <Dados> Goatwright, Is Shepard getting a reference in the new RP?: 18 [1d20=18]
  58. 05:25:23: <Goatwright> 1d20 Is Shepard getting a reference in the new RP?
  59. 05:25:35: <Goatwright> 1d20 Is it a significant plot-based one?
  60. 05:25:35: <Dados> Goatwright, Is it a significant plot-based one?: 11 [1d20=11]
  61. 05:25:44: <Benedict> I already said there might be references to Rift, jackass.
  62. 05:25:50: <Goatwright> MIGHT
  63. 05:26:14: <Benedict> I ALREADY MADE ONE FOR GARRET. IF WE VISIT CATFOLK CITY, MIGHT BE ONE FOR BATHARL/VIEJOSOGRANDE.
  64. 05:26:25: <Benedict> COULD BE ONE IF WE VISIT THE DREADHAIRS FOR BERT.
  65. 05:26:41: <Benedict> MAYBE WE'LL SEE AN ELAN DIPLOMAT THAT HATES YOU AND DEMANDS RESPECT?
  66. 05:27:11: <Goatwright> I laughed
  67. 05:28:34: <ViejoOsoGrande> NOH
  68. 05:30:16: <Benedict> MAYBE ONE OF THE EMIRS WILL HAVE A HALF-ELF DAUGHTER.
  69. 05:30:20: <Benedict> WITH HUGE TITS AND A NICE ASS?
  70. 05:30:30: <Benedict> MAYBE THERE WILL BE SOME GUY NAMED JAMES THAT NOBODY REMEMBERS BECAUSE HE'S BORING.
  71.  
  72.  
  73. --------------------------
  74.  
  75. PREVIOUS DAY BONUS ROUND
  76.  
  77. 00:48:21: <Goatwright> Shepard is sitting by the fire in the ruins of that city by the mountain.
  78. 00:49:05: <Rainglove> The sound of a lone banjo floats through the camp
  79. 00:49:09: <ViejoOsoGrande> Batharl is waxing his asshole in the library with all dem books. The old dude is still there and engrossed in his books.
  80. 00:49:19: <Benedict> Cheesy guitar music starts playing, making the mood just right.
  81. 00:49:29: <Goatwright> Shepard is all alone. ;_;
  82. 00:49:38: <ViejoOsoGrande> Batharl imagines it was Shepard doing the deed, and he shudders in delight.
  83. 00:49:41: <Benedict> James died on the way back to his home planet.
  84. 00:49:44: <Goatwright> oh goid
  85. 00:49:48: <ViejoOsoGrande> hahaha
  86. 00:49:56: <Rainglove> The city explodes
  87. 00:50:01: <Rainglove> everyone takes you die damage
  88. 00:50:07: <Rainglove> batharl pretends it is shepard exploding in his ass
  89. 00:50:13: <Benedict> Sensual oils find their way on Shepard's lap.
  90. 00:50:18: <ViejoOsoGrande> How good does it feel?
  91. 00:50:21: <Dados> ViejoOsoGrande, 1d20+1000: 1007 [1d20=7]
  92. 00:50:21: <ViejoOsoGrande> 1d20+1000
  93. 00:50:24: <Goatwright> shepard casts dimensional teleport thing
  94. 00:50:40: <Benedict> Shepard finds himself on an island full of brown half-elves.
  95. 00:50:41: <Rainglove> Shepard appears in a bag of holding inside batharl's ass
  96. 00:50:42: <ViejoOsoGrande> Batharl rams his parrot up his ass and takes to the skies on his personal jet.
  97. 00:50:53: <Goatwright> I LIKE THE FIRST ONE.
  98. 00:50:56: <Goatwright> ISLAND FULL OF BROWN HALF-ELVES.
  99. 00:51:02: <Goatwright> HOW HOT ARE THEY?
  100. 00:51:08: <ViejoOsoGrande> "BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!"
  101. 00:51:13: <Hippocratesi> Do their T&A compare to Ana's?
  102. 00:51:39: <Benedict> 1d20 How hot are they?
  103. 00:51:39: <Dados> Benedict, How hot are they?: 5 [1d20=5]
  104. 00:51:42: <Benedict> Ugly.
  105. 00:51:45: <Hippocratesi> 2bad
  106. 00:51:46: <Benedict> Almost like orcs.
  107. 00:51:46: <Goatwright> :[ Noh.
  108. 00:51:55: <Goatwright> Shepard attempts to RETELEPORT.
  109. 00:51:57: <Benedict> With pig noses and flat asses.
  110. 00:52:01: <Benedict> Shepard cannot teleport.
  111. 00:52:04: <Benedict> The half-elves surround him.
  112. 00:52:06: <ViejoOsoGrande> "I've got space in my ass Shepard! Hop on in!"
  113. 00:52:27: <Rainglove> batharl's space-van appears from nowhere
  114. 00:52:30: <Rainglove> mows down ten half-elves
  115. 00:52:32: <Goatwright> Shepard TURNS INTO A BIRD.
  116. 00:52:46: <Goatwright> AND CASTS ICE SPEARS ON THE SQUARE HE WAS JUST ON
  117. 00:52:50: <Goatwright> 3d6+3d6
  118. 00:52:50: <Dados> Goatwright, 3d6+3d6: 21 [3d6=1,3,2; 3d6=4,5,6]
  119. 00:52:54: <Goatwright> JUST LIKE OLD TIMES.
  120. 00:52:55: <ViejoOsoGrande> Batharl orgasms and draws a picture of Garret with his semen.
  121. 00:53:01: <Dados> ViejoOsoGrande, how good is his craft?: 2 [1d20=4]
  122. 00:53:01: <ViejoOsoGrande> 1d20-2 how good is his craft?
  123. 00:53:14: <Benedict> It looks more like Bert than Garret.
  124. 00:53:27: <Goatwright> Batharl remembers just how much he misses Bert.
  125. 00:53:28: <Rainglove> Glaucon is decidedly better at drawing with semen than batharl is
  126. 00:53:28: <Hippocratesi> what handsome semen art
  127. 00:53:35: <Goatwright> And the feel of his rock hard cock against his chiseled bottom.
  128. 00:54:00: <ViejoOsoGrande> Batharl drops his parrot. He would bend down to pick it up, but his rock-hard abs prevent him from doing so.
  129. 00:54:03: <ViejoOsoGrande> "Well shiver me timbers!"
  130. 00:54:06: <Benedict> Suddenly, from the heavens, descends Bert, cock extended.
  131. 00:54:12: <Benedict> "PREPARE YOUR ANUS" he shouts to Batharl.
  132. 00:54:28: <Goatwright> Shepard casts EXIT CHANNEL
  133. 00:54:53: <ViejoOsoGrande> Batharl hails the half-orc cock descending from the heavens with his asscheeks spread widew.
  134. 00:54:54: <ViejoOsoGrande> The end.
  135. 00:55:35: <Rainglove> Roz explodes in a hail of faggy dragon dust
  136. 00:56:26: <ViejoOsoGrande> Batharl scoops up the dragon dust and pours it into his eyes.
  137. 00:56:56: <Rainglove> Batharl gains +5 perception and a perfect gaydar
  138. 00:57:16: <ViejoOsoGrande> Batharl has enough perception to see how beautiful Shepard really is.
  139. 00:57:55: <ViejoOsoGrande> 1d20+10 such beautiful eyes!
  140. 00:57:56: <Dados> ViejoOsoGrande, such beautiful eyes!: 17 [1d20=7]
  141. 02:59:37: <Benedict> Panic?
  142. 02:59:47: <Benedict> Oh, no panic.
  143. 02:59:49: <Benedict> Lovely.
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