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  3. Subtitles by explosiveskull
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  7. Trick or treat.
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  11. Hi.
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  15. Oh, you guys look so cute here.
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  19. Alright, for you as well.
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  23. Alright.
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  27. Happy Halloween.
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  31. Okay kids,
  32. Happy Halloween.
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  36. No right.
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  40. You had no right to...
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  44. Baby Mark.
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  48. Fuck!
  49.  
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  51. 00:03:38,106 --> 00:03:40,149
  52. Honey, I'm home.
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  56. Happy
  57. Halloween, students.
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  61. Masks will not be
  62. permitted on campus today.
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  66. So, if you have a mask...
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  70. Tommy, mask, off!
  71.  
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  74. Please place
  75. it inside your locker
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  79. and leave it there until
  80. the end of the school day.
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  84. Thank you for your understanding
  85. and cooperation, students.
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  89. And, have a blessed holiday.
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  93. Hey, Mama, what's your name?
  94.  
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  97. My name is Mrs. Block
  98.  
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  100. 00:06:58,105 --> 00:07:01,607
  101. and I start teaching
  102. here next week.
  103.  
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  105. 00:07:01,609 --> 00:07:02,981
  106. Why?
  107.  
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  109. 00:07:02,983 --> 00:07:06,363
  110. Because I'm a teacher
  111. and it's my job.
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  115. No, I mean, why here?
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  119. Mrs. Block, Principal
  120. Dale will see you now.
  121.  
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  123. 00:07:12,326 --> 00:07:13,369
  124. Thank you.
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  128. It was nice
  129. meeting you, Tommy.
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  132. 00:07:23,668 --> 00:07:24,959
  133. Call me.
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  136. 00:07:24,961 --> 00:07:26,669
  137. God damn
  138. it, Tommy, stop hitting
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  141. 00:07:26,671 --> 00:07:30,883
  142. on every woman who walks
  143. in here or I will end you.
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  146. 00:07:38,222 --> 00:07:42,975
  147. So, how is small town life
  148. treating you, Mrs. Block?
  149.  
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  152. Well, I mean, there's
  153. some adjustments for sure,
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  156. 00:07:47,479 --> 00:07:51,189
  157. but, uh, it's nice.
  158.  
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  161. Where
  162. are you from originally,
  163.  
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  166. Los Angeles, if
  167. my memory serves?
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  171. Yes, my husband and I are
  172. both native to Los Angeles.
  173.  
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  175. 00:07:57,989 --> 00:08:00,321
  176. And, you taught
  177. middle school out there.
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  181. Yes, for about eight years.
  182.  
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  184. 00:08:02,492 --> 00:08:05,659
  185. Oh, that
  186. must've been hell.
  187.  
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  190. It's not as bad as you might
  191. imagine or may have heard.
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  195. I'm sure, but I
  196. have heard stories.
  197.  
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  199. 00:08:14,502 --> 00:08:17,003
  200. What kinda stories?
  201.  
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  203. 00:08:17,005 --> 00:08:21,089
  204. Oh, you know, troubled
  205. youth stories, hooligans,
  206.  
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  208. 00:08:21,091 --> 00:08:23,343
  209. Los Angeles ne'er-do-wells.
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  213. I mean, there are
  214. certainly some bad apples,
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  218. but I can assure you that is
  219. not a California relegation.
  220.  
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  223. Sure, sure.
  224.  
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  227. But truthfully, this whole
  228. world has gone to hell
  229.  
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  231. 00:08:47,237 --> 00:08:50,783
  232. in a hand basket and
  233. not just Los Angeles.
  234.  
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  237. We have to watch these kids
  238. closer than ever before,
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  242. keep an eye out.
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  246. These kids, they're dangerous.
  247.  
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  250. They're dangerous now.
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  254. I'm sure I'll do just fine.
  255.  
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  258. Are you a God-fearing woman?
  259.  
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  261. 00:09:19,390 --> 00:09:21,890
  262. Are you asking me
  263. if I'm religious?
  264.  
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  266. 00:09:21,892 --> 00:09:26,060
  267. I'm asking you if you
  268. fear the good Lord on high.
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  272. I'm sorry, Principal
  273. Dale, I'm struggling
  274.  
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  276. 00:09:27,939 --> 00:09:31,899
  277. to understand how that
  278. question is relevant.
  279.  
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  282. It's not.
  283.  
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  285. 00:09:33,734 --> 00:09:37,405
  286. Consider it a personal
  287. inquiry on my behalf.
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  291. Okay, then I would say that
  292. I am agnostic, if anything.
  293.  
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  295. 00:09:45,912 --> 00:09:48,579
  296. I don't subscribe to a
  297. particular core belief system.
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  301. Oh, I see.
  302.  
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  305. You're one of those
  306. science people.
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  310. Well, never mind.
  311.  
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  314. Look, Mrs. Block...
  315.  
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  318. Call me Ella.
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  322. Mrs. Block.
  323.  
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  325. 00:10:03,635 --> 00:10:07,095
  326. Now, you may be used to
  327. certain teaching methods
  328.  
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  331. back where you're from
  332. and I, and by I, I mean,
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  336. the board, respect that.
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  339. 00:10:14,769 --> 00:10:17,480
  340. But, what you have to respect is
  341.  
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  344. this is a very particular town
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  348. with a very particular
  349. way of life,
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  352. 00:10:24,777 --> 00:10:27,446
  353. way of belief, way of education.
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  356. 00:10:29,449 --> 00:10:32,448
  357. If you can adapt to
  358. that with an open mind,
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  362. you'll fit in just fine.
  363.  
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  365. 00:10:35,161 --> 00:10:38,539
  366. You come highly
  367. recommended and frankly,
  368.  
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  371. I thank the good
  372. Lord that you're here
  373.  
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  375. 00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:46,129
  376. because we could certainly use
  377. someone with your background.
  378.  
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  381. I just don't wanna
  382. have any issues.
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  385. 00:10:55,137 --> 00:10:56,802
  386. There won't be any.
  387.  
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  389. 00:10:56,804 --> 00:10:58,803
  390. Great, then I'm excited
  391.  
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  393. 00:10:58,805 --> 00:11:01,141
  394. to see you here come Monday.
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  398. Okay, see you Monday.
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  402. Oh, Mrs. Block,
  403. Happy Halloween.
  404.  
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  406. 00:11:38,505 --> 00:11:40,216
  407. You set the alarm?
  408.  
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  410. 00:11:42,009 --> 00:11:44,552
  411. I don't wanna sleep all day.
  412.  
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  414. 00:11:46,012 --> 00:11:48,011
  415. I thought you
  416. had a meeting this morning.
  417.  
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  419. 00:11:48,013 --> 00:11:49,097
  420. I did.
  421.  
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  423. 00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:50,179
  424. I came back home and got in bed
  425.  
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  427. 00:11:50,181 --> 00:11:52,767
  428. just to sleep for half an hour.
  429.  
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  431. 00:11:54,268 --> 00:11:55,186
  432. Get up.
  433.  
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  435. 00:11:56,396 --> 00:11:59,607
  436. Honey, even God
  437. took a day off work.
  438.  
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  440. 00:12:01,566 --> 00:12:04,441
  441. This moving is kicking my
  442. ass six ways from Sunday
  443.  
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  445. 00:12:04,443 --> 00:12:06,195
  446. and I don't like it.
  447.  
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  449. 00:12:07,238 --> 00:12:09,363
  450. There's a veritable
  451. boatload of boxes
  452.  
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  454. 00:12:09,365 --> 00:12:11,198
  455. crying to be unpacked.
  456.  
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  458. 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:15,200
  459. We can't let their cries
  460. go unheard for very long.
  461.  
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  463. 00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:17,536
  464. We don't wanna look like bums.
  465.  
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  467. 00:12:17,538 --> 00:12:20,204
  468. But, everyone think
  469. we're bums, who?
  470.  
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  472. 00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:21,289
  473. Who's gonna think we're bums?
  474.  
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  477. We don't know
  478. anybody in this town.
  479.  
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  481. 00:12:22,751 --> 00:12:24,918
  482. Not for long, shiny
  483. personalities such as ours
  484.  
  485. 109
  486. 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:27,880
  487. need other similar
  488. auras to thrive.
  489.  
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  491. 00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:33,552
  492. Honey, I start work tonight,
  493.  
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  495. 00:12:34,885 --> 00:12:38,387
  496. Halloween Night,
  497. at the hospital.
  498.  
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  500. 00:12:38,389 --> 00:12:40,222
  501. Brother needs to sleep.
  502.  
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  504. 00:12:40,224 --> 00:12:43,057
  505. Do you know how many candy
  506. apple-related child injuries
  507.  
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  510. I'm gonna have to deal with?
  511.  
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  513. 00:12:44,476 --> 00:12:46,644
  514. Makes me sad just
  515. thinking about it.
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  518. 00:12:46,646 --> 00:12:48,645
  519. Fine, be a bum.
  520.  
  521. 117
  522. 00:12:48,647 --> 00:12:49,897
  523. Okay, I will.
  524.  
  525. 118
  526. 00:12:51,650 --> 00:12:54,445
  527. I'm going to do
  528. some unpacking.
  529.  
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  531. 00:13:00,574 --> 00:13:01,742
  532. Coffee, stat.
  533.  
  534. 120
  535. 00:13:03,409 --> 00:13:05,120
  536. Yeah, yeah.
  537.  
  538. 121
  539. 00:13:07,079 --> 00:13:09,454
  540. Why do we even
  541. have this still?
  542.  
  543. 122
  544. 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,582
  545. It's a giant R.
  546.  
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  548. 00:13:11,584 --> 00:13:13,834
  549. Coffee stat, my ass.
  550.  
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  552. 00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,461
  553. Coffee, coffee, no.
  554.  
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  556. 00:13:32,976 --> 00:13:36,311
  557. ♪ Da da da da da
  558.  
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  560. 00:13:36,313 --> 00:13:39,354
  561. ♪ Da da da da da
  562.  
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  565. Honey, is that you?
  566.  
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  568. 00:13:40,774 --> 00:13:42,190
  569. No, it's not.
  570.  
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  572. 00:13:42,192 --> 00:13:43,940
  573. Hey,
  574. you wanna join me?
  575.  
  576. 130
  577. 00:13:43,942 --> 00:13:46,276
  578. Sorry, too busy
  579. for copulation.
  580.  
  581. 131
  582. 00:13:46,278 --> 00:13:48,279
  583. Come on, we gotta
  584. break in the new place.
  585.  
  586. 132
  587. 00:13:48,281 --> 00:13:50,279
  588. There's a cup of
  589. coffee for you on the tub.
  590.  
  591. 133
  592. 00:13:53,117 --> 00:13:57,369
  593. Hey, hey, if I use,
  594. if I use curly shampoo
  595.  
  596. 134
  597. 00:13:57,371 --> 00:14:00,625
  598. on my head, will it
  599. make my hair curly?
  600.  
  601. 135
  602. 00:14:05,795 --> 00:14:06,963
  603. God save me.
  604.  
  605. 136
  606. 00:14:08,297 --> 00:14:09,505
  607. You're stressing yourself out.
  608.  
  609. 137
  610. 00:14:09,507 --> 00:14:10,881
  611. I'm not
  612. stressing myself out.
  613.  
  614. 138
  615. 00:14:10,883 --> 00:14:11,881
  616. You're worrying.
  617.  
  618. 139
  619. 00:14:11,883 --> 00:14:13,342
  620. I'm not worrying.
  621.  
  622. 140
  623. 00:14:13,344 --> 00:14:15,050
  624. We should hire day laborers.
  625.  
  626. 141
  627. 00:14:15,052 --> 00:14:17,135
  628. You trust day
  629. laborers with our stuff?
  630.  
  631. 142
  632. 00:14:17,137 --> 00:14:18,304
  633. Racist.
  634.  
  635. 143
  636. 00:14:18,306 --> 00:14:20,179
  637. No, it has nothing
  638. to do with race.
  639.  
  640. 144
  641. 00:14:20,181 --> 00:14:21,514
  642. You know
  643. what this house needs?
  644.  
  645. 145
  646. 00:14:21,516 --> 00:14:22,474
  647. Organization?
  648.  
  649. 146
  650. 00:14:22,476 --> 00:14:23,725
  651. A pumpkin.
  652.  
  653. 147
  654. 00:14:23,727 --> 00:14:25,810
  655. Why the hell do
  656. we need a pumpkin?
  657.  
  658. 148
  659. 00:14:25,812 --> 00:14:27,313
  660. It's Halloween.
  661.  
  662. 149
  663. 00:14:31,192 --> 00:14:32,317
  664. Wow, is it?
  665.  
  666. 150
  667. 00:14:34,027 --> 00:14:36,527
  668. Lady, you're oblivious.
  669.  
  670. 151
  671. 00:14:36,529 --> 00:14:38,362
  672. Are you not aware of
  673. your surroundings?
  674.  
  675. 152
  676. 00:14:38,364 --> 00:14:40,197
  677. Forgive me.
  678.  
  679. 153
  680. 00:14:40,199 --> 00:14:41,824
  681. Are you gonna rinse that?
  682.  
  683. 154
  684. 00:14:41,826 --> 00:14:43,074
  685. Eventually.
  686.  
  687. 155
  688. 00:14:43,076 --> 00:14:44,033
  689. I'm gonna head to the
  690. supermarket we saw
  691.  
  692. 156
  693. 00:14:44,035 --> 00:14:45,492
  694. on the way into town.
  695.  
  696. 157
  697. 00:14:45,494 --> 00:14:47,828
  698. There's a supermarket
  699. on the way into town?
  700.  
  701. 158
  702. 00:14:47,830 --> 00:14:49,831
  703. Oblivious.
  704.  
  705. 159
  706. 00:14:50,248 --> 00:14:53,332
  707. Robert, we just have so
  708. much to do around here.
  709.  
  710. 160
  711. 00:14:53,334 --> 00:14:55,001
  712. We don't need to waste
  713. our time decorating.
  714.  
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  716. 00:14:55,003 --> 00:14:56,502
  717. I'm gonna cut you off there.
  718.  
  719. 162
  720. 00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:59,004
  721. We totally can waste
  722. time decorating.
  723.  
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  725. 00:14:59,006 --> 00:15:00,505
  726. It's the best part
  727. of being an adult.
  728.  
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  730. 00:15:00,507 --> 00:15:03,007
  731. You get to pick and choose
  732. when to be responsible.
  733.  
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  735. 00:15:03,009 --> 00:15:05,719
  736. And, plus, I'm not even
  737. saying we whole hog it.
  738.  
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  740. 00:15:05,721 --> 00:15:08,886
  741. I'm simply suggesting
  742. that we carve a silly face
  743.  
  744. 167
  745. 00:15:08,888 --> 00:15:11,347
  746. into a pumpkin to
  747. help center us.
  748.  
  749. 168
  750. 00:15:11,349 --> 00:15:13,099
  751. I'm centered.
  752.  
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  754. 00:15:13,101 --> 00:15:15,851
  755. You're also a liar, not
  756. a very convincing one,
  757.  
  758. 170
  759. 00:15:15,853 --> 00:15:17,855
  760. but a liar nonetheless.
  761.  
  762. 171
  763. 00:15:19,398 --> 00:15:22,691
  764. Fine, get your stupid pumpkin.
  765.  
  766. 172
  767. 00:15:22,693 --> 00:15:24,192
  768. But, no candy.
  769.  
  770. 173
  771. 00:15:24,194 --> 00:15:26,694
  772. I prefer not to have to
  773. field a myriad of knocks
  774.  
  775. 174
  776. 00:15:26,696 --> 00:15:29,029
  777. from expectant hungry
  778. kids all night.
  779.  
  780. 175
  781. 00:15:29,031 --> 00:15:31,032
  782. God, you're lame.
  783.  
  784. 176
  785. 00:15:31,034 --> 00:15:33,701
  786. I have shit to do, understand?
  787.  
  788. 177
  789. 00:15:34,786 --> 00:15:36,536
  790. I need keys.
  791.  
  792. 178
  793. 00:15:36,538 --> 00:15:40,583
  794. Pivot your head
  795. a little to your right.
  796.  
  797. 179
  798. 00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:43,083
  799. Really?
  800.  
  801. 180
  802. 00:15:43,085 --> 00:15:44,875
  803. That's the first
  804. thing you unpack.
  805.  
  806. 181
  807. 00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:48,714
  808. Organization, that's
  809. what this place needs.
  810.  
  811. 182
  812. 00:15:49,590 --> 00:15:52,300
  813. Well, it also needs a pumpkin.
  814.  
  815. 183
  816. 00:15:53,593 --> 00:15:55,217
  817. Have fun unpacking.
  818.  
  819. 184
  820. 00:15:55,219 --> 00:15:56,053
  821. Thanks.
  822.  
  823. 185
  824. 00:16:12,567 --> 00:16:13,401
  825. Rinsing.
  826.  
  827. 186
  828. 00:16:18,073 --> 00:16:19,406
  829. Accomplishment.
  830.  
  831. 187
  832. 00:16:29,915 --> 00:16:31,958
  833. It's gonna be a long day.
  834.  
  835. 188
  836. 00:17:18,373 --> 00:17:19,290
  837. Who is it?
  838.  
  839. 189
  840. 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,999
  841. Woo hoo.
  842.  
  843. 190
  844. 00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:25,168
  845. Hi, it's Mrs. Dekker.
  846.  
  847. 191
  848. 00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:27,128
  849. I'm your neighbor next door.
  850.  
  851. 192
  852. 00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:30,800
  853. I wanted to welcome you
  854. to the neighborhood.
  855.  
  856. 193
  857. 00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:35,220
  858. Weirdo.
  859.  
  860. 194
  861. 00:17:39,347 --> 00:17:43,476
  862. Well, that's a bad idea,
  863. if ever I've seen one.
  864.  
  865. 195
  866. 00:17:45,728 --> 00:17:46,977
  867. What is?
  868.  
  869. 196
  870. 00:17:46,979 --> 00:17:49,812
  871. Well, I didn't hear
  872. you unlock the door,
  873.  
  874. 197
  875. 00:17:49,814 --> 00:17:52,690
  876. which leads me to believe
  877. that you didn't lock it.
  878.  
  879. 198
  880. 00:17:52,692 --> 00:17:54,819
  881. Which is a very bad idea.
  882.  
  883. 199
  884. 00:17:56,571 --> 00:17:57,485
  885. Sorry.
  886.  
  887. 200
  888. 00:17:57,487 --> 00:17:59,155
  889. Oh no, don't be sorry to me.
  890.  
  891. 201
  892. 00:17:59,157 --> 00:18:01,990
  893. Be sorry to your
  894. future terrorized self.
  895.  
  896. 202
  897. 00:18:05,411 --> 00:18:06,996
  898. I baked you a pie.
  899.  
  900. 203
  901. 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:11,915
  902. Oh, that's very kind of you.
  903.  
  904. 204
  905. 00:18:11,917 --> 00:18:14,168
  906. It's got Halloween theme
  907.  
  908. 205
  909. 00:18:15,170 --> 00:18:18,671
  910. and little bite-sized
  911. goodies in it.
  912.  
  913. 206
  914. 00:18:19,839 --> 00:18:20,840
  915. Thank you.
  916.  
  917. 207
  918. 00:18:21,674 --> 00:18:23,426
  919. You are so welcome.
  920.  
  921. 208
  922. 00:18:27,012 --> 00:18:29,389
  923. Uh, did you wanna come in?
  924.  
  925. 209
  926. 00:18:31,224 --> 00:18:32,849
  927. Oh no, no, I've been
  928. in that whole house
  929.  
  930. 210
  931. 00:18:32,851 --> 00:18:35,017
  932. many, many times.
  933.  
  934. 211
  935. 00:18:35,019 --> 00:18:38,687
  936. No snooping notions for
  937. this old hag.
  938.  
  939. 212
  940. 00:18:38,689 --> 00:18:42,024
  941. No, I just, I really just
  942. wanted to welcome you
  943.  
  944. 213
  945. 00:18:42,026 --> 00:18:44,235
  946. to the neighborhood and to
  947.  
  948. 214
  949. 00:18:46,196 --> 00:18:49,071
  950. give you a little
  951. word of warning.
  952.  
  953. 215
  954. 00:18:49,073 --> 00:18:50,571
  955. Oh, if it's about
  956. locking the door,
  957.  
  958. 216
  959. 00:18:50,573 --> 00:18:52,073
  960. just consider that noted.
  961.  
  962. 217
  963. 00:18:52,075 --> 00:18:53,532
  964. My husband just left.
  965.  
  966. 218
  967. 00:18:53,534 --> 00:18:57,371
  968. No, it's a word of warning
  969. about the neighborhood.
  970.  
  971. 219
  972. 00:18:59,540 --> 00:19:03,540
  973. You see, you being new and
  974. it's such a nice street.
  975.  
  976. 220
  977. 00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:06,543
  978. It looks like it was ripped
  979. out of a Rockwell painting,
  980.  
  981. 221
  982. 00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:08,755
  983. but there is one bad apple.
  984.  
  985. 222
  986. 00:19:15,261 --> 00:19:18,973
  987. His name is Samuel and
  988. he is a sex offender.
  989.  
  990. 223
  991. 00:19:21,724 --> 00:19:24,392
  992. I figured since you're
  993. new that you didn't get
  994.  
  995. 224
  996. 00:19:24,394 --> 00:19:29,063
  997. that whole door-to-door
  998. admission of guilt thing.
  999.  
  1000. 225
  1001. 00:19:29,065 --> 00:19:30,230
  1002. Yeah.
  1003.  
  1004. 226
  1005. 00:19:30,232 --> 00:19:31,773
  1006. Yeah, no, thank
  1007. you for telling me.
  1008.  
  1009. 227
  1010. 00:19:31,775 --> 00:19:36,236
  1011. Yeah, he worked over at the
  1012. elementary school on Madison.
  1013.  
  1014. 228
  1015. 00:19:36,238 --> 00:19:38,654
  1016. And, you know where Madison is?
  1017.  
  1018. 229
  1019. 00:19:38,656 --> 00:19:40,322
  1020. No, I can't say that I do.
  1021.  
  1022. 230
  1023. 00:19:40,324 --> 00:19:42,910
  1024. It's right by here and well,
  1025.  
  1026. 231
  1027. 00:19:43,909 --> 00:19:47,744
  1028. he was caught cavorting
  1029. with his students.
  1030.  
  1031. 232
  1032. 00:19:47,746 --> 00:19:48,622
  1033. Yeah.
  1034.  
  1035. 233
  1036. 00:19:49,747 --> 00:19:55,086
  1037. Kids, just children, really.
  1038.  
  1039. 234
  1040. 00:19:57,839 --> 00:19:59,838
  1041. Well, thank you for the pie.
  1042.  
  1043. 235
  1044. 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:03,258
  1045. Oh yeah, yeah,
  1046. you're so welcome.
  1047.  
  1048. 236
  1049. 00:20:03,260 --> 00:20:05,804
  1050. Um.
  1051.  
  1052. 237
  1053. 00:20:07,762 --> 00:20:10,098
  1054. Welcome to the neighborhood.
  1055.  
  1056. 238
  1057. 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:29,781
  1058. Oh, God damn it.
  1059.  
  1060. 239
  1061. 00:20:43,294 --> 00:20:44,628
  1062. Hey, I'm back.
  1063.  
  1064. 240
  1065. 00:20:53,135 --> 00:20:54,720
  1066. Hard at work I see.
  1067.  
  1068. 241
  1069. 00:21:02,684 --> 00:21:05,644
  1070. Honey, I'm home.
  1071.  
  1072. 242
  1073. 00:21:05,646 --> 00:21:07,480
  1074. Shit!
  1075.  
  1076. 243
  1077. 00:21:13,235 --> 00:21:16,987
  1078. I'm beginning to
  1079. question your work ethic.
  1080.  
  1081. 244
  1082. 00:21:19,823 --> 00:21:22,493
  1083. Can't hold your breath forever.
  1084.  
  1085. 245
  1086. 00:21:23,701 --> 00:21:26,912
  1087. Fine, if that's how
  1088. you wanna play it.
  1089.  
  1090. 246
  1091. 00:21:28,831 --> 00:21:30,500
  1092. Ass, turn it off.
  1093.  
  1094. 247
  1095. 00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:33,707
  1096. You ruined my perfectly
  1097. relaxing bath.
  1098.  
  1099. 248
  1100. 00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,043
  1101. That
  1102. was my intention.
  1103.  
  1104. 249
  1105. 00:21:35,045 --> 00:21:36,253
  1106. Ass.
  1107.  
  1108. 250
  1109. 00:21:36,255 --> 00:21:38,337
  1110. You said that already.
  1111.  
  1112. 251
  1113. 00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:40,004
  1114. I was taking a break.
  1115.  
  1116. 252
  1117. 00:21:40,006 --> 00:21:41,924
  1118. From working oh so hard.
  1119.  
  1120. 253
  1121. 00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:44,509
  1122. Yeah, I got a lot
  1123. of unpacking done.
  1124.  
  1125. 254
  1126. 00:21:44,511 --> 00:21:47,512
  1127. Not, I saw one box in the
  1128. living room that was empty.
  1129.  
  1130. 255
  1131. 00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:49,846
  1132. Did you check the kitchen?
  1133.  
  1134. 256
  1135. 00:21:49,848 --> 00:21:51,431
  1136. No, should I have?
  1137.  
  1138. 257
  1139. 00:21:51,433 --> 00:21:54,684
  1140. If you had checked the
  1141. kitchen, you presumptuous fool,
  1142.  
  1143. 258
  1144. 00:21:54,686 --> 00:21:57,853
  1145. you would've seen the results
  1146. of the bulk of my labor.
  1147.  
  1148. 259
  1149. 00:21:57,855 --> 00:22:00,272
  1150. And, I guess I'm just
  1151. supposed to take a report.
  1152.  
  1153. 260
  1154. 00:22:00,274 --> 00:22:01,855
  1155. You're my husband.
  1156.  
  1157. 261
  1158. 00:22:01,857 --> 00:22:03,232
  1159. You're supposed to take my
  1160. word on everything always.
  1161.  
  1162. 262
  1163. 00:22:03,234 --> 00:22:05,277
  1164. Oh Christ, is that
  1165. what I signed up for,
  1166.  
  1167. 263
  1168. 00:22:05,279 --> 00:22:08,237
  1169. blind suppositions
  1170. and constant nagging?
  1171.  
  1172. 264
  1173. 00:22:08,239 --> 00:22:09,613
  1174. Constant nagging, my ass.
  1175.  
  1176. 265
  1177. 00:22:09,615 --> 00:22:10,530
  1178. Get out!
  1179.  
  1180. 266
  1181. 00:22:10,532 --> 00:22:12,031
  1182. No.
  1183.  
  1184. 267
  1185. 00:22:12,033 --> 00:22:13,700
  1186. But, I totally
  1187. the temperature buzz
  1188.  
  1189. 268
  1190. 00:22:13,702 --> 00:22:15,242
  1191. with that water stunt.
  1192.  
  1193. 269
  1194. 00:22:15,244 --> 00:22:16,911
  1195. Actually, it's
  1196. quite comfortable.
  1197.  
  1198. 270
  1199. 00:22:16,913 --> 00:22:18,371
  1200. I think you should get in.
  1201.  
  1202. 271
  1203. 00:22:18,373 --> 00:22:21,289
  1204. I should most definitely
  1205. not do as you are suggesting.
  1206.  
  1207. 272
  1208. 00:22:21,291 --> 00:22:25,709
  1209. Because I got a trunk full of
  1210. pumpkins that need retrieving
  1211.  
  1212. 273
  1213. 00:22:25,711 --> 00:22:28,713
  1214. then carving before I gotta
  1215. haul ass to the hospital.
  1216.  
  1217. 274
  1218. 00:22:28,715 --> 00:22:32,050
  1219. Pumpkins not pumpkin,
  1220. meaning plural?
  1221.  
  1222. 275
  1223. 00:22:33,051 --> 00:22:34,216
  1224. Plethora.
  1225.  
  1226. 276
  1227. 00:22:34,218 --> 00:22:35,718
  1228. Oh God.
  1229.  
  1230. 277
  1231. 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:37,552
  1232. I can't be trusted
  1233. when seasonally shopping.
  1234.  
  1235. 278
  1236. 00:22:37,554 --> 00:22:40,222
  1237. What can I say, I
  1238. festive by nature.
  1239.  
  1240. 279
  1241. 00:22:40,224 --> 00:22:43,099
  1242. Well, I've made a decision.
  1243.  
  1244. 280
  1245. 00:22:43,101 --> 00:22:44,725
  1246. About what?
  1247.  
  1248. 281
  1249. 00:22:44,727 --> 00:22:48,229
  1250. I think that you
  1251. must take a dip.
  1252.  
  1253. 282
  1254. 00:22:48,231 --> 00:22:49,062
  1255. What?
  1256.  
  1257. 283
  1258. 00:22:49,064 --> 00:22:49,896
  1259. No, no, no.
  1260.  
  1261. 284
  1262. 00:22:51,817 --> 00:22:52,734
  1263. Yes.
  1264.  
  1265. 285
  1266. 00:22:56,404 --> 00:23:00,239
  1267. General etiquette lesson,
  1268. just putting this out there.
  1269.  
  1270. 286
  1271. 00:23:00,241 --> 00:23:02,740
  1272. If you're going to dunk
  1273. someone in a tub of water
  1274.  
  1275. 287
  1276. 00:23:02,742 --> 00:23:05,451
  1277. against their will, it is
  1278. just polite to have a towel
  1279.  
  1280. 288
  1281. 00:23:05,453 --> 00:23:06,827
  1282. waiting for them.
  1283.  
  1284. 289
  1285. 00:23:06,829 --> 00:23:09,747
  1286. A real towel, not a hand towel
  1287.  
  1288. 290
  1289. 00:23:09,749 --> 00:23:12,123
  1290. the size of a
  1291. Muppet's loincloth.
  1292.  
  1293. 291
  1294. 00:23:12,125 --> 00:23:13,624
  1295. You drew first blood.
  1296.  
  1297. 292
  1298. 00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:16,753
  1299. My actions were
  1300. purely reactionary.
  1301.  
  1302. 293
  1303. 00:23:16,755 --> 00:23:20,087
  1304. What the hell are these doing
  1305. in the dining room, anyway?
  1306.  
  1307. 294
  1308. 00:23:20,089 --> 00:23:22,341
  1309. You gonna help me with
  1310. these pumpkins now?
  1311.  
  1312. 295
  1313. 00:23:22,343 --> 00:23:23,926
  1314. Must I?
  1315.  
  1316. 296
  1317. 00:23:23,928 --> 00:23:25,592
  1318. For better or worse.
  1319.  
  1320. 297
  1321. 00:23:25,594 --> 00:23:28,137
  1322. This truly falls into
  1323. the latter category.
  1324.  
  1325. 298
  1326. 00:23:28,139 --> 00:23:30,600
  1327. Depends how you look at it.
  1328.  
  1329. 299
  1330. 00:23:32,516 --> 00:23:34,602
  1331. Where's the blow dryer
  1332.  
  1333. 300
  1334. 00:23:35,603 --> 00:23:36,977
  1335. and my cardigan?
  1336.  
  1337. 301
  1338. 00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:42,441
  1339. You know these chairs
  1340. should have your names on 'em.
  1341.  
  1342. 302
  1343. 00:23:42,443 --> 00:23:45,984
  1344. You're up here sitting
  1345. in 'em so much.
  1346.  
  1347. 303
  1348. 00:23:45,986 --> 00:23:50,198
  1349. Your teacher asked you politely
  1350. to please remove the masks.
  1351.  
  1352. 304
  1353. 00:23:52,451 --> 00:23:53,327
  1354. Politely.
  1355.  
  1356. 305
  1357. 00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:56,704
  1358. Like a human being.
  1359.  
  1360. 306
  1361. 00:23:58,289 --> 00:24:01,789
  1362. Principal Dale, I'm
  1363. gonna take my lunch now.
  1364.  
  1365. 307
  1366. 00:24:01,791 --> 00:24:02,958
  1367. That's fine.
  1368.  
  1369. 308
  1370. 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:05,125
  1371. Just let me know
  1372. when you get back.
  1373.  
  1374. 309
  1375. 00:24:05,127 --> 00:24:05,962
  1376. Okay.
  1377.  
  1378. 310
  1379. 00:24:08,129 --> 00:24:10,715
  1380. Did you see what I did there?
  1381.  
  1382. 311
  1383. 00:24:11,634 --> 00:24:13,468
  1384. That was being human.
  1385.  
  1386. 312
  1387. 00:24:24,143 --> 00:24:27,646
  1388. All right, you need
  1389. to remove your masks.
  1390.  
  1391. 313
  1392. 00:24:31,984 --> 00:24:33,318
  1393. Give 'em to me.
  1394.  
  1395. 314
  1396. 00:24:35,486 --> 00:24:36,986
  1397. I'll get 'em back to you
  1398. at the end of the day.
  1399.  
  1400. 315
  1401. 00:24:36,988 --> 00:24:37,986
  1402. No!
  1403.  
  1404. 316
  1405. 00:25:32,074 --> 00:25:34,202
  1406. Principal Dale.
  1407.  
  1408. 317
  1409. 00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:56,051
  1410. How much did all this cost?
  1411.  
  1412. 318
  1413. 00:25:56,053 --> 00:25:57,220
  1414. Not much.
  1415.  
  1416. 319
  1417. 00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:59,555
  1418. How much is not much?
  1419.  
  1420. 320
  1421. 00:25:59,557 --> 00:26:00,556
  1422. Not much is not much.
  1423.  
  1424. 321
  1425. 00:26:00,558 --> 00:26:03,225
  1426. Stop being a.
  1427.  
  1428. 322
  1429. 00:26:03,227 --> 00:26:04,892
  1430. I know not the
  1431. meaning of the word.
  1432.  
  1433. 323
  1434. 00:26:04,894 --> 00:26:07,561
  1435. Come now, let's get
  1436. busy before I have to
  1437.  
  1438. 324
  1439. 00:26:07,563 --> 00:26:11,314
  1440. rush off the hospital for a
  1441. night of charcoal feeding,
  1442.  
  1443. 325
  1444. 00:26:11,316 --> 00:26:15,069
  1445. alcohol abusing college cretins.
  1446.  
  1447. 326
  1448. 00:26:16,947 --> 00:26:17,903
  1449. Yeah.
  1450.  
  1451. 327
  1452. 00:26:17,905 --> 00:26:20,156
  1453. Jesus.
  1454.  
  1455. 328
  1456. 00:26:20,908 --> 00:26:22,908
  1457. What's wrong?
  1458.  
  1459. 329
  1460. 00:26:27,913 --> 00:26:29,748
  1461. Wow.
  1462.  
  1463. 330
  1464. 00:26:31,249 --> 00:26:32,959
  1465. Who the hell is that?
  1466.  
  1467. 331
  1468. 00:26:37,964 --> 00:26:41,008
  1469. The resident pederast.
  1470.  
  1471. 332
  1472. 00:26:42,301 --> 00:26:44,591
  1473. Are you kidding me?
  1474.  
  1475. 333
  1476. 00:26:44,593 --> 00:26:45,469
  1477. No.
  1478.  
  1479. 334
  1480. 00:26:46,637 --> 00:26:49,596
  1481. Our lovely neighbor, who I
  1482. assume is the resident busybody
  1483.  
  1484. 335
  1485. 00:26:49,598 --> 00:26:51,973
  1486. informed me of his
  1487. presence while you were out
  1488.  
  1489. 336
  1490. 00:26:51,975 --> 00:26:54,770
  1491. participating in
  1492. pumpkin palooza.
  1493.  
  1494. 337
  1495. 00:26:58,021 --> 00:27:01,105
  1496. Why is he just
  1497. standing there like that?
  1498.  
  1499. 338
  1500. 00:27:01,107 --> 00:27:03,941
  1501. I know not the minds
  1502. of sexual deviants.
  1503.  
  1504. 339
  1505. 00:27:03,943 --> 00:27:05,194
  1506. Hey, be kind.
  1507.  
  1508. 340
  1509. 00:27:06,113 --> 00:27:07,654
  1510. He may be reformed.
  1511.  
  1512. 341
  1513. 00:27:09,448 --> 00:27:11,159
  1514. I'll go talk to him.
  1515.  
  1516. 342
  1517. 00:27:17,788 --> 00:27:18,955
  1518. Hey there, buddy.
  1519.  
  1520. 343
  1521. 00:27:18,957 --> 00:27:21,290
  1522. Uh, my name is Robert.
  1523.  
  1524. 344
  1525. 00:27:21,292 --> 00:27:23,500
  1526. My wife, Ella, and I just
  1527. moved to the neighborhood.
  1528.  
  1529. 345
  1530. 00:27:26,629 --> 00:27:27,463
  1531. Okay.
  1532.  
  1533. 346
  1534. 00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:32,842
  1535. Hey, look I was just curious
  1536. why you were, you know,
  1537.  
  1538. 347
  1539. 00:27:34,177 --> 00:27:37,386
  1540. standing here in
  1541. front of my house.
  1542.  
  1543. 348
  1544. 00:27:37,388 --> 00:27:38,636
  1545. It's a free country.
  1546.  
  1547. 349
  1548. 00:27:38,638 --> 00:27:40,891
  1549. I can stand here if I want.
  1550.  
  1551. 350
  1552. 00:27:43,475 --> 00:27:44,685
  1553. Fair enough.
  1554.  
  1555. 351
  1556. 00:27:45,811 --> 00:27:49,229
  1557. Anyway, hey could you
  1558. do me a neighborly solid
  1559.  
  1560. 352
  1561. 00:27:49,231 --> 00:27:52,651
  1562. and you know, not
  1563. lecherously stand here?
  1564.  
  1565. 353
  1566. 00:27:54,486 --> 00:27:57,236
  1567. It's creeping my wife out.
  1568.  
  1569. 354
  1570. 00:27:57,238 --> 00:27:58,364
  1571. No problem.
  1572.  
  1573. 355
  1574. 00:27:59,699 --> 00:28:02,657
  1575. I don't wanna creep anybody
  1576. out, not on Halloween.
  1577.  
  1578. 356
  1579. 00:28:02,659 --> 00:28:04,200
  1580. There's enough
  1581. creepiness in the air.
  1582.  
  1583. 357
  1584. 00:28:04,202 --> 00:28:05,160
  1585. Yeah.
  1586.  
  1587. 358
  1588. 00:28:05,162 --> 00:28:06,497
  1589. Name's Samuel.
  1590.  
  1591. 359
  1592. 00:28:07,662 --> 00:28:10,997
  1593. You can just call me
  1594. the resident pederast.
  1595.  
  1596. 360
  1597. 00:28:10,999 --> 00:28:13,000
  1598. Everyone else seems to.
  1599.  
  1600. 361
  1601. 00:28:25,261 --> 00:28:28,678
  1602. Well, that sure as shit took
  1603. the piss out of my Halloween.
  1604.  
  1605. 362
  1606. 00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:30,180
  1607. What the hell happened?
  1608.  
  1609. 363
  1610. 00:28:30,182 --> 00:28:32,014
  1611. You need to keep your
  1612. voice down from now on, okay?
  1613.  
  1614. 364
  1615. 00:28:32,016 --> 00:28:34,017
  1616. What do you mean?
  1617.  
  1618. 365
  1619. 00:28:34,019 --> 00:28:35,769
  1620. I need to Clorox the
  1621. first layer of skin
  1622.  
  1623. 366
  1624. 00:28:35,771 --> 00:28:37,853
  1625. off my palm, forgive me.
  1626.  
  1627. 367
  1628. 00:28:37,855 --> 00:28:39,565
  1629. Are you mad at me?
  1630.  
  1631. 368
  1632. 00:28:41,359 --> 00:28:43,775
  1633. He heard what you
  1634. called him, Ella.
  1635.  
  1636. 369
  1637. 00:28:43,777 --> 00:28:45,192
  1638. What did I call him?
  1639.  
  1640. 370
  1641. 00:28:45,194 --> 00:28:46,528
  1642. The resident pederast.
  1643.  
  1644. 371
  1645. 00:28:46,530 --> 00:28:47,779
  1646. That's what he is.
  1647.  
  1648. 372
  1649. 00:28:47,781 --> 00:28:50,404
  1650. Be that as it
  1651. may, he's creepy,
  1652.  
  1653. 373
  1654. 00:28:50,406 --> 00:28:51,698
  1655. he lives across the street,
  1656.  
  1657. 374
  1658. 00:28:51,700 --> 00:28:53,700
  1659. and he's got an
  1660. alleged rap sheet.
  1661.  
  1662. 375
  1663. 00:28:53,702 --> 00:28:56,369
  1664. How the hell did he hear me?
  1665.  
  1666. 376
  1667. 00:28:56,371 --> 00:28:59,704
  1668. I didn't scream it and I
  1669. think there's enough space
  1670.  
  1671. 377
  1672. 00:28:59,706 --> 00:29:02,207
  1673. between our house and
  1674. where he's standing.
  1675.  
  1676. 378
  1677. 00:29:02,209 --> 00:29:04,042
  1678. I don't know and I don't care.
  1679.  
  1680. 379
  1681. 00:29:04,044 --> 00:29:07,710
  1682. All I'm saying is that
  1683. was super awkward,
  1684.  
  1685. 380
  1686. 00:29:07,712 --> 00:29:10,965
  1687. in a super awkward, throat cut
  1688. in the middle of the night,
  1689.  
  1690. 381
  1691. 00:29:10,967 --> 00:29:12,051
  1692. sort of way.
  1693.  
  1694. 382
  1695. 00:29:14,302 --> 00:29:15,802
  1696. I beseech you.
  1697.  
  1698. 383
  1699. 00:29:15,804 --> 00:29:18,053
  1700. Put on the guise of forward
  1701. thinking whenever that man
  1702.  
  1703. 384
  1704. 00:29:18,055 --> 00:29:19,888
  1705. is within earshot.
  1706.  
  1707. 385
  1708. 00:29:20,890 --> 00:29:22,640
  1709. Now, my palm burns.
  1710.  
  1711. 386
  1712. 00:29:22,642 --> 00:29:24,392
  1713. I'm sorry.
  1714.  
  1715. 387
  1716. 00:29:24,394 --> 00:29:26,394
  1717. I didn't think he could hear me.
  1718.  
  1719. 388
  1720. 00:29:26,396 --> 00:29:28,604
  1721. But, forgive me offending
  1722. someone with that kind
  1723.  
  1724. 389
  1725. 00:29:28,606 --> 00:29:30,481
  1726. of transgressive past
  1727. isn't gonna cause me
  1728.  
  1729. 390
  1730. 00:29:30,483 --> 00:29:33,232
  1731. to lose any sleep at night.
  1732.  
  1733. 391
  1734. 00:29:33,234 --> 00:29:35,402
  1735. And, that's not
  1736. what I care about.
  1737.  
  1738. 392
  1739. 00:29:35,404 --> 00:29:37,110
  1740. Call him whatever you
  1741. want on a piece of paper
  1742.  
  1743. 393
  1744. 00:29:37,112 --> 00:29:40,071
  1745. that'll end up in your
  1746. angry letter drawer,
  1747.  
  1748. 394
  1749. 00:29:40,073 --> 00:29:43,407
  1750. but when a human being may
  1751. be able to audibly pick up
  1752.  
  1753. 395
  1754. 00:29:43,409 --> 00:29:47,953
  1755. on your negative feelings,
  1756. I'm just saying be careful.
  1757.  
  1758. 396
  1759. 00:29:47,955 --> 00:29:51,331
  1760. I don't want him
  1761. hating us, hating you,
  1762.  
  1763. 397
  1764. 00:29:51,333 --> 00:29:54,668
  1765. and then acting on some
  1766. sort of nefarious impulses
  1767.  
  1768. 398
  1769. 00:29:54,670 --> 00:29:56,421
  1770. he may be harboring.
  1771.  
  1772. 399
  1773. 00:29:57,588 --> 00:30:01,174
  1774. Now, may I please carve
  1775. a God damn pumpkin?
  1776.  
  1777. 400
  1778. 00:30:03,927 --> 00:30:04,761
  1779. Please.
  1780.  
  1781. 401
  1782. 00:30:23,986 --> 00:30:25,110
  1783. Whoa.
  1784.  
  1785. 402
  1786. 00:32:21,958 --> 00:32:23,541
  1787. He's alive
  1788.  
  1789. 403
  1790. 00:32:23,543 --> 00:32:24,461
  1791. He's alive!
  1792.  
  1793. 404
  1794. 00:32:26,545 --> 00:32:28,212
  1795. All right, be
  1796. careful, psychopath.
  1797.  
  1798. 405
  1799. 00:32:28,214 --> 00:32:31,964
  1800. I have created the
  1801. perfect jack-o'-lantern.
  1802.  
  1803. 406
  1804. 00:32:31,966 --> 00:32:33,215
  1805. I'm so proud of you.
  1806.  
  1807. 407
  1808. 00:32:33,217 --> 00:32:34,718
  1809. Hey, I worked hard for this.
  1810.  
  1811. 408
  1812. 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:38,389
  1813. Get off your ass and
  1814. come bask in the glory.
  1815.  
  1816. 409
  1817. 00:32:43,894 --> 00:32:47,729
  1818. What the hell is
  1819. that abomination?
  1820.  
  1821. 410
  1822. 00:32:47,731 --> 00:32:50,104
  1823. What, it's a
  1824. portrait of my grandpa.
  1825.  
  1826. 411
  1827. 00:32:50,106 --> 00:32:52,065
  1828. Okay, there are so many
  1829. things wrong with this.
  1830.  
  1831. 412
  1832. 00:32:52,067 --> 00:32:54,651
  1833. A, was your grandfather Hitler?
  1834.  
  1835. 413
  1836. 00:32:54,653 --> 00:32:56,569
  1837. And, B, why would
  1838. you carve a portrait,
  1839.  
  1840. 414
  1841. 00:32:56,571 --> 00:32:58,737
  1842. and I use the term
  1843. portrait very loosely,
  1844.  
  1845. 415
  1846. 00:32:58,739 --> 00:33:00,238
  1847. into a pumpkin?
  1848.  
  1849. 416
  1850. 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:01,907
  1851. I have no idea how you
  1852. get Hitler from this.
  1853.  
  1854. 417
  1855. 00:33:01,909 --> 00:33:04,909
  1856. Just look at his mustache,
  1857. and his Jew-hating eyes.
  1858.  
  1859. 418
  1860. 00:33:04,911 --> 00:33:07,077
  1861. Those aren't Jew-hating eyes.
  1862.  
  1863. 419
  1864. 00:33:07,079 --> 00:33:09,245
  1865. Those are kindly old man eyes.
  1866.  
  1867. 420
  1868. 00:33:09,247 --> 00:33:11,081
  1869. Used to carve pumpkins
  1870. with my grandfather
  1871.  
  1872. 421
  1873. 00:33:11,083 --> 00:33:12,582
  1874. when I was a kid.
  1875.  
  1876. 422
  1877. 00:33:12,584 --> 00:33:14,583
  1878. That is adorable and the
  1879. perfect way to announce
  1880.  
  1881. 423
  1882. 00:33:14,585 --> 00:33:16,503
  1883. our anti-Semitism
  1884. to the neighborhood.
  1885.  
  1886. 424
  1887. 00:33:16,505 --> 00:33:19,463
  1888. All this work for nothing.
  1889.  
  1890. 425
  1891. 00:33:19,465 --> 00:33:21,423
  1892. All right, I gotta go
  1893. ready for my shift.
  1894.  
  1895. 426
  1896. 00:33:21,425 --> 00:33:23,759
  1897. Okay, but be cool about
  1898. what lights you turn on.
  1899.  
  1900. 427
  1901. 00:33:23,761 --> 00:33:25,801
  1902. I don't want anyone stopping
  1903. by expecting any treats
  1904.  
  1905. 428
  1906. 00:33:25,803 --> 00:33:27,177
  1907. of any sort.
  1908.  
  1909. 429
  1910. 00:33:27,179 --> 00:33:29,765
  1911. Yeah, yeah, lame-o.
  1912.  
  1913. 430
  1914. 00:34:05,461 --> 00:34:06,460
  1915. Shit.
  1916.  
  1917. 431
  1918. 00:34:07,713 --> 00:34:09,129
  1919. What the fuck?
  1920.  
  1921. 432
  1922. 00:34:09,131 --> 00:34:09,965
  1923. Jimmy.
  1924.  
  1925. 433
  1926. 00:34:13,969 --> 00:34:15,178
  1927. What the fuck?
  1928.  
  1929. 434
  1930. 00:34:40,657 --> 00:34:42,825
  1931. You can have it.
  1932.  
  1933. 435
  1934. 00:34:54,170 --> 00:34:55,500
  1935. Stop.
  1936.  
  1937. 436
  1938. 00:34:55,502 --> 00:34:57,335
  1939. Get away from me.
  1940.  
  1941. 437
  1942. 00:34:57,337 --> 00:34:58,214
  1943. No!
  1944.  
  1945. 438
  1946. 00:35:16,437 --> 00:35:17,271
  1947. Oh no!
  1948.  
  1949. 439
  1950. 00:35:26,278 --> 00:35:29,698
  1951. No, don't.
  1952.  
  1953. 440
  1954. 00:36:14,902 --> 00:36:15,736
  1955. Lights.
  1956.  
  1957. 441
  1958. 00:36:19,407 --> 00:36:22,075
  1959. Way to listen, husband of mine.
  1960.  
  1961. 442
  1962. 00:36:26,121 --> 00:36:26,996
  1963. Who is it?
  1964.  
  1965. 443
  1966. 00:36:28,998 --> 00:36:30,830
  1967. Trick or treat.
  1968.  
  1969. 444
  1970. 00:36:30,832 --> 00:36:33,290
  1971. Sorry, we
  1972. don't have any candy.
  1973.  
  1974. 445
  1975. 00:36:33,292 --> 00:36:35,084
  1976. Maybe next year.
  1977.  
  1978. 446
  1979. 00:37:02,608 --> 00:37:04,526
  1980. Jesus!
  1981.  
  1982. 447
  1983. 00:37:04,528 --> 00:37:05,776
  1984. Sorry.
  1985.  
  1986. 448
  1987. 00:37:05,778 --> 00:37:07,444
  1988. What the hell are
  1989. you doing out here?
  1990.  
  1991. 449
  1992. 00:37:07,446 --> 00:37:09,447
  1993. Disappointing children,
  1994. that's what I'm doing.
  1995.  
  1996. 450
  1997. 00:37:09,449 --> 00:37:10,656
  1998. Huh?
  1999.  
  2000. 451
  2001. 00:37:10,658 --> 00:37:12,490
  2002. Somebody knocked on the door.
  2003.  
  2004. 452
  2005. 00:37:12,492 --> 00:37:14,158
  2006. You left the light
  2007. on the stairs on.
  2008.  
  2009. 453
  2010. 00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:17,953
  2011. It doubles as a homing beacon
  2012. for candy-seeking munchkins.
  2013.  
  2014. 454
  2015. 00:37:17,955 --> 00:37:19,371
  2016. Well, what did
  2017. you expect me to do,
  2018.  
  2019. 455
  2020. 00:37:19,373 --> 00:37:22,708
  2021. stumble blindly up the stairs,
  2022. trip and fall to my death.
  2023.  
  2024. 456
  2025. 00:37:22,710 --> 00:37:25,292
  2026. Go back inside, scrubs,
  2027. it's cold out here.
  2028.  
  2029. 457
  2030. 00:37:25,294 --> 00:37:26,209
  2031. Why don't you wear a cardigan?
  2032.  
  2033. 458
  2034. 00:37:26,211 --> 00:37:27,838
  2035. Yeah, a cardigan.
  2036.  
  2037. 459
  2038. 00:37:52,734 --> 00:37:54,319
  2039. Oh, my Life Alert.
  2040.  
  2041. 460
  2042. 00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:58,405
  2043. Please don't fail me now.
  2044.  
  2045. 461
  2046. 00:38:14,668 --> 00:38:15,670
  2047. Look at you.
  2048.  
  2049. 462
  2050. 00:38:18,005 --> 00:38:18,838
  2051. Hello.
  2052.  
  2053. 463
  2054. 00:38:38,188 --> 00:38:41,691
  2055. The perfect mate.
  2056.  
  2057. 464
  2058. 00:38:43,359 --> 00:38:46,529
  2059. Smiley face, smiley
  2060. face, smiley face.
  2061.  
  2062. 465
  2063. 00:38:56,870 --> 00:38:59,205
  2064. You missed me, didn't you?
  2065.  
  2066. 466
  2067. 00:38:59,207 --> 00:39:00,205
  2068. Didn't you?
  2069.  
  2070. 467
  2071. 00:39:58,756 --> 00:40:00,757
  2072. Trick or treat.
  2073.  
  2074. 468
  2075. 00:40:01,924 --> 00:40:04,259
  2076. Don't you know,
  2077. I'm not allowed
  2078.  
  2079. 469
  2080. 00:40:04,261 --> 00:40:07,010
  2081. to celebrate Halloween anymore?
  2082.  
  2083. 470
  2084. 00:40:07,012 --> 00:40:08,096
  2085. Not legally.
  2086.  
  2087. 471
  2088. 00:40:09,599 --> 00:40:12,601
  2089. Ultra totalitarianism
  2090. at its finest.
  2091.  
  2092. 472
  2093. 00:40:16,270 --> 00:40:17,103
  2094. Yeah.
  2095.  
  2096. 473
  2097. 00:40:17,105 --> 00:40:18,270
  2098. Who the hell is it?
  2099.  
  2100. 474
  2101. 00:40:18,272 --> 00:40:19,604
  2102. Fucking
  2103. cunt, open the door.
  2104.  
  2105. 475
  2106. 00:40:19,606 --> 00:40:20,939
  2107. What the fuck.
  2108.  
  2109. 476
  2110. 00:40:20,941 --> 00:40:22,149
  2111. Open the door,
  2112. open the door let us in,
  2113.  
  2114. 477
  2115. 00:40:22,151 --> 00:40:24,360
  2116. let us in, trick or treat.
  2117.  
  2118. 478
  2119. 00:40:52,968 --> 00:40:54,302
  2120. Trick or treat.
  2121.  
  2122. 479
  2123. 00:41:03,977 --> 00:41:07,353
  2124. I don't know who
  2125. the fuck you are,
  2126.  
  2127. 480
  2128. 00:41:07,355 --> 00:41:11,065
  2129. but when I find you, I'm
  2130. gonna rip your fucking heart
  2131.  
  2132. 481
  2133. 00:41:11,067 --> 00:41:13,318
  2134. out of your fucking chest.
  2135.  
  2136. 482
  2137. 00:41:28,665 --> 00:41:29,499
  2138. Come on.
  2139.  
  2140. 483
  2141. 00:41:32,333 --> 00:41:33,501
  2142. What the fuck?
  2143.  
  2144. 484
  2145. 00:41:37,504 --> 00:41:38,506
  2146. Very funny.
  2147.  
  2148. 485
  2149. 00:41:39,841 --> 00:41:42,381
  2150. I used to pull that fucking
  2151. shit when I was a kid.
  2152.  
  2153. 486
  2154. 00:41:42,383 --> 00:41:45,679
  2155. But, the best trick
  2156. is when you take...
  2157.  
  2158. 487
  2159. 00:41:50,850 --> 00:41:52,518
  2160. What, what the fuck?
  2161.  
  2162. 488
  2163. 00:41:54,519 --> 00:41:57,352
  2164. How 'bout a
  2165. little fire, Scarecrow?
  2166.  
  2167. 489
  2168. 00:41:57,354 --> 00:41:58,354
  2169. You're a fucking psycho.
  2170.  
  2171. 490
  2172. 00:42:05,029 --> 00:42:06,694
  2173. You're fucking hilarious.
  2174.  
  2175. 491
  2176. 00:42:06,696 --> 00:42:09,531
  2177. Now, get the fuck
  2178. out of my house.
  2179.  
  2180. 492
  2181. 00:42:12,534 --> 00:42:15,954
  2182. Or, on second thought,
  2183. maybe stick around
  2184.  
  2185. 493
  2186. 00:42:17,121 --> 00:42:18,872
  2187. and maybe we can see
  2188.  
  2189. 494
  2190. 00:42:19,707 --> 00:42:21,372
  2191. what's under this mask.
  2192.  
  2193. 495
  2194. 00:42:24,710 --> 00:42:26,378
  2195. Bend, bend.
  2196.  
  2197. 496
  2198. 00:42:31,924 --> 00:42:33,799
  2199. Silly rabbit.
  2200.  
  2201. 497
  2202. 00:42:33,801 --> 00:42:35,553
  2203. Tricks are for kids.
  2204.  
  2205. 498
  2206. 00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:39,930
  2207. All right, lock all
  2208. the doors and windows
  2209.  
  2210. 499
  2211. 00:42:39,932 --> 00:42:41,890
  2212. and all that jazz.
  2213.  
  2214. 500
  2215. 00:42:41,892 --> 00:42:44,308
  2216. See, you in the morning.
  2217.  
  2218. 501
  2219. 00:42:44,310 --> 00:42:45,893
  2220. You look pensive.
  2221.  
  2222. 502
  2223. 00:42:45,895 --> 00:42:47,103
  2224. I am pensive.
  2225.  
  2226. 503
  2227. 00:42:47,105 --> 00:42:49,229
  2228. Why are you pensive?
  2229.  
  2230. 504
  2231. 00:42:49,231 --> 00:42:52,483
  2232. I'm just a little
  2233. freaked out, Robert.
  2234.  
  2235. 505
  2236. 00:42:52,485 --> 00:42:53,401
  2237. Why?
  2238.  
  2239. 506
  2240. 00:42:54,569 --> 00:42:56,152
  2241. I don't know.
  2242.  
  2243. 507
  2244. 00:42:56,154 --> 00:42:59,447
  2245. I'm going to be home
  2246. alone, in a new house,
  2247.  
  2248. 508
  2249. 00:42:59,449 --> 00:43:03,575
  2250. in a new town, on Halloween
  2251. and you're going to work.
  2252.  
  2253. 509
  2254. 00:43:03,577 --> 00:43:06,159
  2255. That's why I told you to
  2256. lock all the doors and windows.
  2257.  
  2258. 510
  2259. 00:43:06,161 --> 00:43:07,827
  2260. We live next
  2261. door to a pedophile.
  2262.  
  2263. 511
  2264. 00:43:07,829 --> 00:43:10,998
  2265. Well, you're no
  2266. his type, obviously.
  2267.  
  2268. 512
  2269. 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,082
  2270. Is that funny?
  2271.  
  2272. 513
  2273. 00:43:12,084 --> 00:43:13,165
  2274. It's a little funny.
  2275.  
  2276. 514
  2277. 00:43:13,167 --> 00:43:15,834
  2278. It's not funny at all.
  2279.  
  2280. 515
  2281. 00:43:15,836 --> 00:43:19,921
  2282. Look, nothing is
  2283. going to happen, okay?
  2284.  
  2285. 516
  2286. 00:43:19,923 --> 00:43:22,423
  2287. Today you were so mad at
  2288. me because I opened my mouth
  2289.  
  2290. 517
  2291. 00:43:22,425 --> 00:43:25,009
  2292. and that nasty guy heard
  2293. me and now you're saying
  2294.  
  2295. 518
  2296. 00:43:25,011 --> 00:43:26,761
  2297. everything is gonna be okay.
  2298.  
  2299. 519
  2300. 00:43:26,763 --> 00:43:29,263
  2301. The hospital's a
  2302. couple miles away.
  2303.  
  2304. 520
  2305. 00:43:29,265 --> 00:43:31,097
  2306. I have my phone on me and
  2307. if there's an emergency,
  2308.  
  2309. 521
  2310. 00:43:31,099 --> 00:43:33,974
  2311. I can be home in
  2312. 10 seconds flat.
  2313.  
  2314. 522
  2315. 00:43:33,976 --> 00:43:37,104
  2316. Fine, but it's
  2317. not 10 seconds flat.
  2318.  
  2319. 523
  2320. 00:43:39,272 --> 00:43:42,358
  2321. Fine, it's totally
  2322. 10 seconds flat.
  2323.  
  2324. 524
  2325. 00:43:44,945 --> 00:43:46,443
  2326. Fine.
  2327.  
  2328. 525
  2329. 00:43:46,445 --> 00:43:47,947
  2330. Happy Halloween.
  2331.  
  2332. 526
  2333. 00:43:52,618 --> 00:43:53,786
  2334. I hate you.
  2335.  
  2336. 527
  2337. 00:43:54,660 --> 00:43:56,204
  2338. I love you, too.
  2339.  
  2340. 528
  2341. 00:44:22,977 --> 00:44:25,519
  2342. It's too late, shop's closed.
  2343.  
  2344. 529
  2345. 00:44:31,149 --> 00:44:33,817
  2346. There is no more candy.
  2347.  
  2348. 530
  2349. 00:44:33,819 --> 00:44:35,902
  2350. Come back next year.
  2351.  
  2352. 531
  2353. 00:44:35,904 --> 00:44:37,155
  2354. Little cretins.
  2355.  
  2356. 532
  2357. 00:45:07,764 --> 00:45:11,222
  2358. What the fuck are you
  2359. doing in my house?
  2360.  
  2361. 533
  2362. 00:45:11,224 --> 00:45:13,602
  2363. Get the fuck outta my house.
  2364.  
  2365. 534
  2366. 00:45:33,242 --> 00:45:35,619
  2367. You poor bastard.
  2368.  
  2369. 535
  2370. 00:45:35,621 --> 00:45:37,619
  2371. Great night to have your first.
  2372.  
  2373. 536
  2374. 00:45:37,621 --> 00:45:39,371
  2375. You're telling me.
  2376.  
  2377. 537
  2378. 00:45:39,373 --> 00:45:40,580
  2379. If I have to pump
  2380. anymore charcoal tonight,
  2381.  
  2382. 538
  2383. 00:45:40,582 --> 00:45:42,247
  2384. I swear to God,
  2385. I'm gonna lose it.
  2386.  
  2387. 539
  2388. 00:45:51,092 --> 00:45:52,382
  2389. Is there any coffee
  2390. in this place?
  2391.  
  2392. 540
  2393. 00:45:52,384 --> 00:45:54,968
  2394. Um, you know, I would
  2395. check in the break room
  2396.  
  2397. 541
  2398. 00:45:54,970 --> 00:45:56,551
  2399. where coffee usually lives.
  2400.  
  2401. 542
  2402. 00:45:56,553 --> 00:45:57,386
  2403. All right.
  2404.  
  2405. 543
  2406. 00:45:57,388 --> 00:45:58,303
  2407. Yeah, yeah.
  2408.  
  2409. 544
  2410. 00:45:58,305 --> 00:45:59,887
  2411. What's your name by the way.
  2412.  
  2413. 545
  2414. 00:45:59,889 --> 00:46:00,889
  2415. Robert.
  2416.  
  2417. 546
  2418. 00:46:00,891 --> 00:46:01,764
  2419. Macy.
  2420.  
  2421. 547
  2422. 00:46:01,766 --> 00:46:02,891
  2423. Good luck.
  2424.  
  2425. 548
  2426. 00:46:02,893 --> 00:46:03,769
  2427. Thanks.
  2428.  
  2429. 549
  2430. 00:46:43,676 --> 00:46:45,259
  2431. Hey Mom.
  2432.  
  2433. 550
  2434. 00:46:45,261 --> 00:46:47,011
  2435. Happy Halloween, honey.
  2436.  
  2437. 551
  2438. 00:46:47,013 --> 00:46:49,097
  2439. Yeah, Happy Halloween.
  2440.  
  2441. 552
  2442. 00:46:51,599 --> 00:46:52,765
  2443. Where are you?
  2444.  
  2445. 553
  2446. 00:46:52,767 --> 00:46:55,018
  2447. Your father
  2448. and I are at a party.
  2449.  
  2450. 554
  2451. 00:46:55,020 --> 00:46:56,101
  2452. So, you're smashed.
  2453.  
  2454. 555
  2455. 00:46:56,103 --> 00:46:57,603
  2456. I'm not smashed.
  2457.  
  2458. 556
  2459. 00:46:57,605 --> 00:46:58,771
  2460. I am your mother.
  2461.  
  2462. 557
  2463. 00:46:58,773 --> 00:47:00,272
  2464. I most assuredly do not...
  2465.  
  2466. 558
  2467. 00:47:00,274 --> 00:47:03,607
  2468. You're my mother, so you
  2469. most assuredly are smashed.
  2470.  
  2471. 559
  2472. 00:47:03,609 --> 00:47:05,109
  2473. I resent that.
  2474.  
  2475. 560
  2476. 00:47:05,111 --> 00:47:07,945
  2477. To what do I owe the honor
  2478. of this telephonic reach out?
  2479.  
  2480. 561
  2481. 00:47:07,947 --> 00:47:10,114
  2482. Just saying hi
  2483. and Happy Halloween.
  2484.  
  2485. 562
  2486. 00:47:10,116 --> 00:47:12,656
  2487. Well, hi and Happy Halloween.
  2488.  
  2489. 563
  2490. 00:47:12,658 --> 00:47:14,283
  2491. Am I annoying you?
  2492.  
  2493. 564
  2494. 00:47:14,285 --> 00:47:16,620
  2495. No, no you're not.
  2496.  
  2497. 565
  2498. 00:47:16,622 --> 00:47:18,287
  2499. You sound distant.
  2500.  
  2501. 566
  2502. 00:47:18,289 --> 00:47:21,624
  2503. I'm just watching a
  2504. movie and unpacking.
  2505.  
  2506. 567
  2507. 00:47:21,626 --> 00:47:22,458
  2508. Oh, yeah?
  2509.  
  2510. 568
  2511. 00:47:22,460 --> 00:47:24,125
  2512. How is that going?
  2513.  
  2514. 569
  2515. 00:47:24,127 --> 00:47:25,460
  2516. Fantastic.
  2517.  
  2518. 570
  2519. 00:47:28,547 --> 00:47:30,881
  2520. Can I call you later?
  2521.  
  2522. 571
  2523. 00:47:30,883 --> 00:47:32,298
  2524. There's somebody at the door.
  2525.  
  2526. 572
  2527. 00:47:32,300 --> 00:47:33,466
  2528. Of course there is.
  2529.  
  2530. 573
  2531. 00:47:33,468 --> 00:47:34,843
  2532. It's Halloween.
  2533.  
  2534. 574
  2535. 00:47:34,845 --> 00:47:38,721
  2536. I know, but I'm not really
  2537. celebrating this year.
  2538.  
  2539. 575
  2540. 00:47:38,723 --> 00:47:39,971
  2541. Can I call you back?
  2542.  
  2543. 576
  2544. 00:47:39,973 --> 00:47:41,473
  2545. Are you actually
  2546. gonna call me back?
  2547.  
  2548. 577
  2549. 00:47:41,475 --> 00:47:42,475
  2550. Yes, bye.
  2551.  
  2552. 578
  2553. 00:48:00,199 --> 00:48:01,075
  2554. Wow, God.
  2555.  
  2556. 579
  2557. 00:48:01,991 --> 00:48:04,909
  2558. When I was a kid, I took a hint.
  2559.  
  2560. 580
  2561. 00:48:06,578 --> 00:48:07,497
  2562. Fuck this.
  2563.  
  2564. 581
  2565. 00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:09,916
  2566. Who is it?
  2567.  
  2568. 582
  2569. 00:48:13,501 --> 00:48:14,668
  2570. Trick or treat.
  2571.  
  2572. 583
  2573. 00:48:20,674 --> 00:48:23,676
  2574. Look, I don't have any candy.
  2575.  
  2576. 584
  2577. 00:48:23,678 --> 00:48:25,175
  2578. I don't have treats of any kind.
  2579.  
  2580. 585
  2581. 00:48:25,177 --> 00:48:29,680
  2582. No pennies, no rotten apples,
  2583. no razor blades, nothing.
  2584.  
  2585. 586
  2586. 00:48:29,682 --> 00:48:32,683
  2587. Like, come back next year.
  2588.  
  2589. 587
  2590. 00:48:32,685 --> 00:48:33,518
  2591. Sorry.
  2592.  
  2593. 588
  2594. 00:48:42,192 --> 00:48:43,860
  2595. Did you not hear me?
  2596.  
  2597. 589
  2598. 00:48:48,030 --> 00:48:48,906
  2599. Go away.
  2600.  
  2601. 590
  2602. 00:49:59,591 --> 00:50:02,423
  2603. Hello, you've
  2604. reached Robert's cell.
  2605.  
  2606. 591
  2607. 00:50:02,425 --> 00:50:07,093
  2608. Leave a message at the tone
  2609. or at the beep or whatever.
  2610.  
  2611. 592
  2612. 00:50:07,095 --> 00:50:08,931
  2613. I'm, this is terrible.
  2614.  
  2615. 593
  2616. 00:50:09,765 --> 00:50:11,098
  2617. Please leave a message.
  2618.  
  2619. 594
  2620. 00:50:11,100 --> 00:50:11,972
  2621. Thanks for the effort.
  2622.  
  2623. 595
  2624. 00:50:12,809 --> 00:50:14,019
  2625. Hi, it's me.
  2626.  
  2627. 596
  2628. 00:50:17,606 --> 00:50:19,187
  2629. I know it's your
  2630. first day of work.
  2631.  
  2632. 597
  2633. 00:50:19,189 --> 00:50:20,774
  2634. I understand that.
  2635.  
  2636. 598
  2637. 00:50:23,444 --> 00:50:24,778
  2638. But, I'm scared.
  2639.  
  2640. 599
  2641. 00:50:26,528 --> 00:50:30,447
  2642. If you could just do me a
  2643. favor and give me a call back
  2644.  
  2645. 600
  2646. 00:50:30,449 --> 00:50:32,616
  2647. when you get a chance.
  2648.  
  2649. 601
  2650. 00:50:32,618 --> 00:50:37,452
  2651. One of those calming, there's
  2652. nothing to be afraid of,
  2653.  
  2654. 602
  2655. 00:50:37,454 --> 00:50:38,872
  2656. reassuring calls.
  2657.  
  2658. 603
  2659. 00:50:40,832 --> 00:50:42,708
  2660. I could really use it.
  2661.  
  2662. 604
  2663. 00:50:44,670 --> 00:50:45,628
  2664. I love you.
  2665.  
  2666. 605
  2667. 00:51:00,807 --> 00:51:02,850
  2668. You're going crazy, Ella.
  2669.  
  2670. 606
  2671. 00:51:04,979 --> 00:51:06,521
  2672. You're going crazy.
  2673.  
  2674. 607
  2675. 00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:26,413
  2676. You're going fucking crazy.
  2677.  
  2678. 608
  2679. 00:51:54,852 --> 00:51:55,729
  2680. Is that it?
  2681.  
  2682. 609
  2683. 00:51:57,187 --> 00:51:58,562
  2684. Is that all you got?
  2685.  
  2686. 610
  2687. 00:52:07,779 --> 00:52:08,698
  2688. Hello.
  2689.  
  2690. 611
  2691. 00:52:12,700 --> 00:52:13,911
  2692. Who's in here?
  2693.  
  2694. 612
  2695. 00:54:16,304 --> 00:54:17,138
  2696. Fuck!
  2697.  
  2698. 613
  2699. 00:54:25,352 --> 00:54:26,229
  2700. Stop it!
  2701.  
  2702. 614
  2703. 00:55:23,193 --> 00:55:24,026
  2704. Oh fuck!
  2705.  
  2706. 615
  2707. 00:55:25,237 --> 00:55:26,694
  2708. Fuck!
  2709.  
  2710. 616
  2711. 00:55:42,042 --> 00:55:43,207
  2712. Who the fuck are you?
  2713.  
  2714. 617
  2715. 00:55:43,209 --> 00:55:46,379
  2716. Why the fuck are you
  2717. doing this to me?
  2718.  
  2719. 618
  2720. 00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:53,094
  2721. Trick or
  2722. treat.
  2723.  
  2724. 619
  2725. 00:56:17,904 --> 00:56:20,240
  2726. I can hear you breathing.
  2727.  
  2728. 620
  2729. 00:56:32,125 --> 00:56:36,336
  2730. Trick or
  2731. treat.
  2732.  
  2733. 621
  2734. 00:56:45,177 --> 00:56:47,636
  2735. Your emergency
  2736. call is now being dialed.
  2737.  
  2738. 622
  2739. 00:56:47,638 --> 00:56:50,638
  2740. Please stand by.
  2741.  
  2742. 623
  2743. 00:56:53,102 --> 00:56:54,267
  2744. Clear the area.
  2745.  
  2746. 624
  2747. 00:56:54,269 --> 00:56:55,851
  2748. Clear the room.
  2749.  
  2750. 625
  2751. 00:56:55,853 --> 00:56:58,604
  2752. Multiple stab wounds.
  2753.  
  2754. 626
  2755. 00:56:59,439 --> 00:57:00,272
  2756. Hold on.
  2757.  
  2758. 627
  2759. 00:57:00,274 --> 00:57:02,107
  2760. Get an IV started.
  2761.  
  2762. 628
  2763. 00:57:17,287 --> 00:57:19,120
  2764. I gotta call my wife.
  2765.  
  2766. 629
  2767. 00:57:19,122 --> 00:57:21,499
  2768. Where are you going?
  2769.  
  2770. 630
  2771. 00:57:44,352 --> 00:57:46,479
  2772. Come on, Ella, pick up.
  2773.  
  2774. 631
  2775. 00:57:47,813 --> 00:57:48,689
  2776. Come on.
  2777.  
  2778. 632
  2779. 00:57:50,733 --> 00:57:52,485
  2780. Clear your voicemail.
  2781.  
  2782. 633
  2783. 00:58:02,659 --> 00:58:05,201
  2784. Hey, what happened?
  2785.  
  2786. 634
  2787. 00:58:05,203 --> 00:58:06,034
  2788. I'm sorry.
  2789.  
  2790. 635
  2791. 00:58:06,036 --> 00:58:07,494
  2792. I know that guy.
  2793.  
  2794. 636
  2795. 00:58:07,496 --> 00:58:10,163
  2796. Yeah, we all know that guy.
  2797.  
  2798. 637
  2799. 00:58:10,165 --> 00:58:12,832
  2800. He lives across
  2801. the street from us.
  2802.  
  2803. 638
  2804. 00:58:12,834 --> 00:58:15,334
  2805. He scared my wife and I
  2806. just got a message from her
  2807.  
  2808. 639
  2809. 00:58:15,336 --> 00:58:17,335
  2810. saying she was scared.
  2811.  
  2812. 640
  2813. 00:58:17,337 --> 00:58:20,089
  2814. Oh, she's scared
  2815. on Halloween night.
  2816.  
  2817. 641
  2818. 00:58:20,091 --> 00:58:21,342
  2819. How surprising.
  2820.  
  2821. 642
  2822. 00:58:22,717 --> 00:58:24,216
  2823. Look, I thought your
  2824. sarcasm was funny before,
  2825.  
  2826. 643
  2827. 00:58:24,218 --> 00:58:26,176
  2828. and believe me, I'm the
  2829. reigning king of sarcasm,
  2830.  
  2831. 644
  2832. 00:58:26,178 --> 00:58:29,179
  2833. but right now, it's not helping.
  2834.  
  2835. 645
  2836. 00:58:29,181 --> 00:58:31,597
  2837. Look, did you see the
  2838. thing around his throat?
  2839.  
  2840. 646
  2841. 00:58:31,599 --> 00:58:33,058
  2842. What?
  2843.  
  2844. 647
  2845. 00:58:33,060 --> 00:58:35,183
  2846. The thing that looks
  2847. like a garage door opener.
  2848.  
  2849. 648
  2850. 00:58:35,185 --> 00:58:36,185
  2851. Yeah.
  2852.  
  2853. 649
  2854. 00:58:36,187 --> 00:58:37,060
  2855. It's called Life Alert.
  2856.  
  2857. 650
  2858. 00:58:37,062 --> 00:58:38,937
  2859. Geriatrics usually wear it.
  2860.  
  2861. 651
  2862. 00:58:38,939 --> 00:58:41,022
  2863. If they fall and break a
  2864. hip, they can press a button
  2865.  
  2866. 652
  2867. 00:58:41,024 --> 00:58:44,358
  2868. that alerts us to
  2869. come help them.
  2870.  
  2871. 653
  2872. 00:58:44,360 --> 00:58:46,862
  2873. Sometimes people who get
  2874. themselves in a lot of trouble
  2875.  
  2876. 654
  2877. 00:58:46,864 --> 00:58:48,571
  2878. wear them as well.
  2879.  
  2880. 655
  2881. 00:58:48,573 --> 00:58:49,737
  2882. Like Samuel.
  2883.  
  2884. 656
  2885. 00:58:49,739 --> 00:58:51,239
  2886. Trying to calm me down?
  2887.  
  2888. 657
  2889. 00:58:51,241 --> 00:58:56,035
  2890. I'm trying to
  2891. get you to think rationally.
  2892.  
  2893. 658
  2894. 00:58:56,037 --> 00:58:59,705
  2895. The law of probability says
  2896. that, yes, your wife's scared.
  2897.  
  2898. 659
  2899. 00:58:59,707 --> 00:59:02,373
  2900. She's home alone,
  2901. but she's not cut up
  2902.  
  2903. 660
  2904. 00:59:02,375 --> 00:59:04,083
  2905. into a million pieces.
  2906.  
  2907. 661
  2908. 00:59:13,719 --> 00:59:17,886
  2909. At home, shit like this
  2910. would happen all the time.
  2911.  
  2912. 662
  2913. 00:59:17,888 --> 00:59:19,972
  2914. Thought moving here,
  2915. getting out of L.A.
  2916.  
  2917. 663
  2918. 00:59:19,974 --> 00:59:22,392
  2919. would make it easier, but...
  2920.  
  2921. 664
  2922. 00:59:24,811 --> 00:59:26,229
  2923. We lost a child.
  2924.  
  2925. 665
  2926. 00:59:30,064 --> 00:59:31,482
  2927. We were so happy.
  2928.  
  2929. 666
  2930. 00:59:33,736 --> 00:59:36,570
  2931. Freshly married,
  2932. freshly parents.
  2933.  
  2934. 667
  2935. 00:59:39,239 --> 00:59:43,117
  2936. The most beautiful baby
  2937. girl you've ever seen.
  2938.  
  2939. 668
  2940. 00:59:43,952 --> 00:59:45,578
  2941. She wasn't healthy.
  2942.  
  2943. 669
  2944. 00:59:48,164 --> 00:59:52,418
  2945. We didn't know until one
  2946. morning she wasn't breathing.
  2947.  
  2948. 670
  2949. 00:59:55,337 --> 00:59:57,756
  2950. She had passed in the night.
  2951.  
  2952. 671
  2953. 00:59:59,088 --> 01:00:00,421
  2954. What was her name?
  2955.  
  2956. 672
  2957. 01:00:00,423 --> 01:00:01,300
  2958. Melissa.
  2959.  
  2960. 673
  2961. 01:00:22,275 --> 01:00:23,151
  2962. Fuck it.
  2963.  
  2964. 674
  2965. 01:00:40,457 --> 01:00:43,125
  2966. Can you talk to me for a second?
  2967.  
  2968. 675
  2969. 01:00:47,296 --> 01:00:48,464
  2970. Are you there?
  2971.  
  2972. 676
  2973. 01:00:51,843 --> 01:00:53,131
  2974. Oh God damn it.
  2975.  
  2976. 677
  2977. 01:00:53,133 --> 01:00:56,054
  2978. If you're there
  2979. can you just knock?
  2980.  
  2981. 678
  2982. 01:01:14,069 --> 01:01:17,155
  2983. Okay, all right,
  2984. thank you for that.
  2985.  
  2986. 679
  2987. 01:01:22,868 --> 01:01:24,661
  2988. What did I do to you?
  2989.  
  2990. 680
  2991. 01:01:26,036 --> 01:01:27,997
  2992. Why are you doing this?
  2993.  
  2994. 681
  2995. 01:01:33,002 --> 01:01:37,046
  2996. Can you just answer those
  2997. two questions, please?
  2998.  
  2999. 682
  3000. 01:01:39,382 --> 01:01:41,424
  3001. Don't I deserve to know?
  3002.  
  3003. 683
  3004. 01:01:48,014 --> 01:01:48,847
  3005. Okay.
  3006.  
  3007. 684
  3008. 01:01:52,559 --> 01:01:55,187
  3009. Well, if I'm going to die here,
  3010.  
  3011. 685
  3012. 01:01:57,105 --> 01:01:59,857
  3013. which it seems
  3014. like I'm going to.
  3015.  
  3016. 686
  3017. 01:02:01,901 --> 01:02:04,778
  3018. You're gonna kill
  3019. me, both of you.
  3020.  
  3021. 687
  3022. 01:02:11,033 --> 01:02:15,204
  3023. If that's the case, can you
  3024. just answer me one question?
  3025.  
  3026. 688
  3027. 01:02:17,246 --> 01:02:20,958
  3028. Not why you're here or
  3029. what did I do to you?
  3030.  
  3031. 689
  3032. 01:02:23,459 --> 01:02:25,753
  3033. But, just another question?
  3034.  
  3035. 690
  3036. 01:02:34,552 --> 01:02:35,761
  3037. Okay.
  3038.  
  3039. 691
  3040. 01:02:38,890 --> 01:02:40,433
  3041. How old are you?
  3042.  
  3043. 692
  3044. 01:02:43,393 --> 01:02:45,101
  3045. How old are both of you?
  3046.  
  3047. 693
  3048. 01:02:45,103 --> 01:02:46,394
  3049. Five.
  3050.  
  3051. 694
  3052. 01:02:46,396 --> 01:02:47,228
  3053. Seven.
  3054.  
  3055. 695
  3056. 01:02:47,230 --> 01:02:48,228
  3057. 32.
  3058.  
  3059. 696
  3060. 01:02:48,230 --> 01:02:49,395
  3061. 56.
  3062.  
  3063. 697
  3064. 01:02:49,397 --> 01:02:50,397
  3065. 13.
  3066.  
  3067. 698
  3068. 01:02:50,399 --> 01:02:52,065
  3069. 46.
  3070.  
  3071. 699
  3072. 01:02:52,067 --> 01:02:53,106
  3073. 34.
  3074.  
  3075. 700
  3076. 01:02:53,108 --> 01:02:54,566
  3077. 600.
  3078.  
  3079. 701
  3080. 01:02:54,568 --> 01:02:55,401
  3081. 16.
  3082.  
  3083. 702
  3084. 01:02:55,403 --> 01:02:57,111
  3085. 40.
  3086.  
  3087. 703
  3088. 01:02:57,113 --> 01:02:58,320
  3089. 142.
  3090.  
  3091. 704
  3092. 01:02:58,322 --> 01:02:59,904
  3093. 147.
  3094.  
  3095. 705
  3096. 01:02:59,906 --> 01:03:00,949
  3097. 67.
  3098.  
  3099. 706
  3100. 01:03:02,076 --> 01:03:03,616
  3101. Two.
  3102.  
  3103. 707
  3104. 01:03:03,618 --> 01:03:05,325
  3105. 101.
  3106.  
  3107. 708
  3108. 01:03:05,327 --> 01:03:06,160
  3109. Four.
  3110.  
  3111. 709
  3112. 01:03:06,162 --> 01:03:08,079
  3113. 100.
  3114.  
  3115. 710
  3116. 01:03:08,081 --> 01:03:09,164
  3117. 100.
  3118.  
  3119. 711
  3120. 01:03:11,415 --> 01:03:12,833
  3121. 14.
  3122.  
  3123. 712
  3124. 01:03:12,835 --> 01:03:13,918
  3125. 14.
  3126.  
  3127. 713
  3128. 01:03:29,013 --> 01:03:33,100
  3129. She was our world
  3130. for that short time.
  3131.  
  3132. 714
  3133. 01:03:33,102 --> 01:03:35,769
  3134. My wife, Ella, it hit her hard.
  3135.  
  3136. 715
  3137. 01:03:38,438 --> 01:03:40,106
  3138. I mean, it hit me hard,
  3139.  
  3140. 716
  3141. 01:03:40,108 --> 01:03:42,860
  3142. but I didn't wanna
  3143. lose her, too.
  3144.  
  3145. 717
  3146. 01:03:45,611 --> 01:03:47,278
  3147. You know that happens so often.
  3148.  
  3149. 718
  3150. 01:03:47,280 --> 01:03:52,157
  3151. You lose a child and then
  3152. your marriage falls apart.
  3153.  
  3154. 719
  3155. 01:03:52,159 --> 01:03:56,370
  3156. Better worse, in all honesty,
  3157. but I couldn't lose her,
  3158.  
  3159. 720
  3160. 01:03:58,498 --> 01:03:59,790
  3161. I just couldn't.
  3162.  
  3163. 721
  3164. 01:04:01,624 --> 01:04:03,624
  3165. Losing my daughter destroyed me,
  3166.  
  3167. 722
  3168. 01:04:03,626 --> 01:04:05,544
  3169. but I had to be strong.
  3170.  
  3171. 723
  3172. 01:04:07,630 --> 01:04:09,340
  3173. I have to be strong.
  3174.  
  3175. 724
  3176. 01:04:11,633 --> 01:04:14,133
  3177. My wife, she's a teacher.
  3178.  
  3179. 725
  3180. 01:04:14,135 --> 01:04:15,470
  3181. She loves kids.
  3182.  
  3183. 726
  3184. 01:04:16,555 --> 01:04:20,306
  3185. She was so happy when
  3186. Melissa was born.
  3187.  
  3188. 727
  3189. 01:04:20,308 --> 01:04:23,308
  3190. And, I mean, it was a
  3191. hellish labor process too.
  3192.  
  3193. 728
  3194. 01:04:23,310 --> 01:04:27,479
  3195. But, she seemed to
  3196. revel in it, you know.
  3197.  
  3198. 729
  3199. 01:04:27,481 --> 01:04:31,233
  3200. As if she could see
  3201. with, as if she could see
  3202.  
  3203. 730
  3204. 01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:36,152
  3205. in her heart what was at
  3206. the end of the rainbow.
  3207.  
  3208. 731
  3209. 01:04:36,154 --> 01:04:39,237
  3210. This perfect amalgamation
  3211. of her and I.
  3212.  
  3213. 732
  3214. 01:04:39,239 --> 01:04:40,158
  3215. Our child.
  3216.  
  3217. 733
  3218. 01:04:44,202 --> 01:04:46,662
  3219. I don't know how she does it.
  3220.  
  3221. 734
  3222. 01:04:47,830 --> 01:04:50,080
  3223. She's got a job at the
  3224. local middle school.
  3225.  
  3226. 735
  3227. 01:04:50,082 --> 01:04:52,876
  3228. She's jumping back
  3229. on the saddle.
  3230.  
  3231. 736
  3232. 01:04:55,586 --> 01:04:58,340
  3233. I can't imagine
  3234. what that's like.
  3235.  
  3236. 737
  3237. 01:04:59,839 --> 01:05:03,426
  3238. Being a mother for so
  3239. short a time and then
  3240.  
  3241. 738
  3242. 01:05:04,552 --> 01:05:07,847
  3243. having to be around
  3244. kids five days a week.
  3245.  
  3246. 739
  3247. 01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:10,224
  3248. I just don't know.
  3249.  
  3250. 740
  3251. 01:05:13,351 --> 01:05:15,018
  3252. I like you, Robert.
  3253.  
  3254. 741
  3255. 01:05:15,020 --> 01:05:17,185
  3256. I'm glad you're here.
  3257.  
  3258. 742
  3259. 01:05:17,187 --> 01:05:18,604
  3260. And, I hate everyone.
  3261.  
  3262. 743
  3263. 01:05:19,856 --> 01:05:23,358
  3264. I hate the doctors,
  3265. the nursing staff.
  3266.  
  3267. 744
  3268. 01:05:23,360 --> 01:05:26,195
  3269. Actually, I hate
  3270. the entire town.
  3271.  
  3272. 745
  3273. 01:05:27,905 --> 01:05:30,115
  3274. Everyone's just so boring.
  3275.  
  3276. 746
  3277. 01:05:31,575 --> 01:05:34,869
  3278. Yeah, can
  3279. tell that already.
  3280.  
  3281. 747
  3282. 01:05:35,954 --> 01:05:38,287
  3283. Go be with your wife.
  3284.  
  3285. 748
  3286. 01:05:38,289 --> 01:05:42,373
  3287. No, you're right,
  3288. it's probably nothing.
  3289.  
  3290. 749
  3291. 01:05:42,375 --> 01:05:44,083
  3292. Go home to your wife.
  3293.  
  3294. 750
  3295. 01:05:44,085 --> 01:05:46,460
  3296. I'll cover for you.
  3297.  
  3298. 751
  3299. 01:05:46,462 --> 01:05:48,753
  3300. It's still Halloween.
  3301.  
  3302. 752
  3303. 01:05:48,755 --> 01:05:51,048
  3304. It's far past
  3305. Halloween at this point.
  3306.  
  3307. 753
  3308. 01:05:51,050 --> 01:05:52,552
  3309. Technicalities.
  3310.  
  3311. 754
  3312. 01:05:58,805 --> 01:06:00,265
  3313. Happy Halloween.
  3314.  
  3315. 755
  3316. 01:06:01,724 --> 01:06:02,559
  3317. Thank you.
  3318.  
  3319. 756
  3320. 01:08:42,400 --> 01:08:43,943
  3321. Honey, I'm home.
  3322.  
  3323. 757
  3324. 01:08:47,447 --> 01:08:48,364
  3325. Ella.
  3326.  
  3327. 758
  3328. 01:08:54,536 --> 01:08:56,037
  3329. Oh, Jesus Christ.
  3330.  
  3331. 759
  3332. 01:08:58,748 --> 01:08:59,540
  3333. Oh my God.
  3334.  
  3335. 760
  3336. 01:09:01,124 --> 01:09:02,041
  3337. Ella!
  3338.  
  3339. 761
  3340. 01:09:14,636 --> 01:09:16,054
  3341. Where's my wife?
  3342.  
  3343. 762
  3344. 01:09:19,557 --> 01:09:20,892
  3345. Where's my wife?
  3346.  
  3347. 763
  3348. 01:10:48,130 --> 01:10:49,464
  3349. Just kill me.
  3350.  
  3351. 764
  3352. 01:10:55,220 --> 01:10:57,638
  3353. That's what you want, right?
  3354.  
  3355. 765
  3356. 01:11:00,808 --> 01:11:03,474
  3357. That's why you're doing this,
  3358.  
  3359. 766
  3360. 01:11:03,476 --> 01:11:06,312
  3361. because I didn't
  3362. answer the door.
  3363.  
  3364. 767
  3365. 01:11:07,897 --> 01:11:11,483
  3366. Because I didn't give
  3367. you a fucking treat.
  3368.  
  3369. 768
  3370. 01:11:15,821 --> 01:11:18,156
  3371. And, so you kill my husband.
  3372.  
  3373. 769
  3374. 01:11:24,661 --> 01:11:25,828
  3375. Just kill me.
  3376.  
  3377. 770
  3378. 01:11:33,669 --> 01:11:34,501
  3379. Wait.
  3380.  
  3381. 771
  3382. 01:13:56,620 --> 01:13:59,662
  3383. Uh, I fucking hate Halloween.
  3384.  
  3385. 772
  3386. 01:13:59,664 --> 01:14:03,625
  3387. I told you being a sexy
  3388. was a stupid idea.
  3389.  
  3390. 773
  3391. 01:14:03,627 --> 01:14:05,295
  3392. I look ugly and fat.
  3393.  
  3394. 774
  3395. 01:14:06,962 --> 01:14:09,714
  3396. Nothing good ever happens
  3397. on Halloween ever.
  3398.  
  3399. 775
  3400. 01:14:09,716 --> 01:14:13,299
  3401. In fact, mostly bad things
  3402. happen on Halloween.
  3403.  
  3404. 776
  3405. 01:14:13,301 --> 01:14:16,342
  3406. I'm so fat, I just
  3407. wanna eat chocolate.
  3408.  
  3409. 777
  3410. 01:14:16,344 --> 01:14:17,302
  3411. But, I can't have any chocolate
  3412.  
  3413. 778
  3414. 01:14:17,304 --> 01:14:18,804
  3415. because then I'll get fatter.
  3416.  
  3417. 779
  3418. 01:14:18,806 --> 01:14:22,808
  3419. Wait, you don't
  3420. know what happened here?
  3421.  
  3422. 780
  3423. 01:14:27,356 --> 01:14:28,312
  3424. Here?
  3425.  
  3426. 781
  3427. 01:14:28,314 --> 01:14:29,648
  3428. Like here, here?
  3429.  
  3430. 782
  3431. 01:14:30,483 --> 01:14:32,150
  3432. She doesn't know.
  3433.  
  3434. 783
  3435. 01:14:33,069 --> 01:14:35,817
  3436. Wait, something happened here.
  3437.  
  3438. 784
  3439. 01:14:35,819 --> 01:14:38,071
  3440. And I assume whatever
  3441. the something is,
  3442.  
  3443. 785
  3444. 01:14:38,073 --> 01:14:39,532
  3445. is something bad.
  3446.  
  3447. 786
  3448. 01:14:40,741 --> 01:14:42,574
  3449. Something happened
  3450. here and neither of you
  3451.  
  3452. 787
  3453. 01:14:42,576 --> 01:14:45,159
  3454. until this moment have
  3455. felt the need to tell me?
  3456.  
  3457. 788
  3458. 01:14:45,161 --> 01:14:47,578
  3459. Well, count us as
  3460. shitty friends then.
  3461.  
  3462. 789
  3463. 01:14:47,580 --> 01:14:51,164
  3464. But, is Halloween night, so I
  3465. guess we should tell you now.
  3466.  
  3467. 790
  3468. 01:14:51,166 --> 01:14:53,332
  3469. That's great, tell her now.
  3470.  
  3471. 791
  3472. 01:14:53,334 --> 01:14:54,751
  3473. I hate you guys.
  3474.  
  3475. 792
  3476. 01:14:54,753 --> 01:14:56,169
  3477. I would say stop if
  3478. you've heard this before,
  3479.  
  3480. 793
  3481. 01:14:56,171 --> 01:14:57,754
  3482. but we've already
  3483. established that you haven't,
  3484.  
  3485. 794
  3486. 01:14:57,756 --> 01:14:59,504
  3487. so I'm just gonna run my mouth.
  3488.  
  3489. 795
  3490. 01:14:59,506 --> 01:15:02,342
  3491. Run it, run it,
  3492. run it, run it.
  3493.  
  3494. 796
  3495. 01:15:03,677 --> 01:15:06,218
  3496. Okay, I get to
  3497. tell a ghost story.
  3498.  
  3499. 797
  3500. 01:15:06,220 --> 01:15:07,429
  3501. I am so amped.
  3502.  
  3503. 798
  3504. 01:15:15,187 --> 01:15:16,351
  3505. It was Halloween night.
  3506.  
  3507. 799
  3508. 01:15:18,064 --> 01:15:19,020
  3509. What?
  3510.  
  3511. 800
  3512. 01:15:19,022 --> 01:15:21,357
  3513. Shut up, I'm having fun.
  3514.  
  3515. 801
  3516. 01:15:21,359 --> 01:15:23,023
  3517. You guys are
  3518. literally the worst.
  3519.  
  3520. 802
  3521. 01:15:23,025 --> 01:15:25,192
  3522. Go on, I'll be a good girl.
  3523.  
  3524. 803
  3525. 01:15:25,194 --> 01:15:26,570
  3526. Thank you cuz.
  3527.  
  3528. 804
  3529. 01:15:28,698 --> 01:15:30,364
  3530. It was Halloween night.
  3531.  
  3532. 805
  3533. 01:15:30,366 --> 01:15:31,906
  3534. 15 years ago.
  3535.  
  3536. 806
  3537. 01:15:31,908 --> 01:15:32,907
  3538. Was it?
  3539.  
  3540. 807
  3541. 01:15:32,909 --> 01:15:34,283
  3542. Doesn't seem like that long ago.
  3543.  
  3544. 808
  3545. 01:15:34,285 --> 01:15:35,534
  3546. It was forever ago.
  3547.  
  3548. 809
  3549. 01:15:35,536 --> 01:15:37,203
  3550. Well, the first part was.
  3551.  
  3552. 810
  3553. 01:15:37,205 --> 01:15:38,245
  3554. The second
  3555. part was last year.
  3556.  
  3557. 811
  3558. 01:15:38,247 --> 01:15:39,247
  3559. Guys.
  3560.  
  3561. 812
  3562. 01:15:39,249 --> 01:15:40,374
  3563. Okay, okay.
  3564.  
  3565. 813
  3566. 01:15:41,749 --> 01:15:44,126
  3567. It was Halloween night
  3568. and there was this woman.
  3569.  
  3570. 814
  3571. 01:15:44,128 --> 01:15:46,710
  3572. She was knocked up
  3573. to hell and back.
  3574.  
  3575. 815
  3576. 01:15:46,712 --> 01:15:48,920
  3577. Oh my God, like you!
  3578.  
  3579. 816
  3580. 01:15:48,922 --> 01:15:52,049
  3581. There are no words for
  3582. how annoyed I'm getting.
  3583.  
  3584. 817
  3585. 01:15:52,051 --> 01:15:53,883
  3586. Well, this pregnant bitch...
  3587.  
  3588. 818
  3589. 01:15:53,885 --> 01:15:55,259
  3590. Why do you have to be so ugly?
  3591.  
  3592. 819
  3593. 01:15:55,261 --> 01:15:57,137
  3594. Fine, pregnant broad.
  3595.  
  3596. 820
  3597. 01:15:57,139 --> 01:15:58,221
  3598. Thank you.
  3599.  
  3600. 821
  3601. 01:16:00,558 --> 01:16:02,432
  3602. This pregnant
  3603. broad, she was dating
  3604.  
  3605. 822
  3606. 01:16:02,434 --> 01:16:04,559
  3607. this total piece of shit.
  3608.  
  3609. 823
  3610. 01:16:04,561 --> 01:16:06,144
  3611. You guys remember
  3612. my cousin Trish?
  3613.  
  3614. 824
  3615. 01:16:06,146 --> 01:16:07,561
  3616. Who doesn't know Trish?
  3617.  
  3618. 825
  3619. 01:16:07,563 --> 01:16:09,939
  3620. Every throbbing cock
  3621. in town knows Trish.
  3622.  
  3623. 826
  3624. 01:16:09,941 --> 01:16:11,064
  3625. Yeah, yeah.
  3626.  
  3627. 827
  3628. 01:16:11,066 --> 01:16:11,900
  3629. Go on.
  3630.  
  3631. 828
  3632. 01:16:13,235 --> 01:16:17,071
  3633. This Katy dude, my cousin
  3634. Trish, she knows him.
  3635.  
  3636. 829
  3637. 01:16:19,073 --> 01:16:21,743
  3638. Well, knew him, for that matter.
  3639.  
  3640. 830
  3641. 01:16:23,076 --> 01:16:24,993
  3642. He used to frequent
  3643. Barney's, that piece of shit
  3644.  
  3645. 831
  3646. 01:16:24,995 --> 01:16:28,453
  3647. along the wall, pseudo
  3648. dive bar at the.
  3649.  
  3650. 832
  3651. 01:16:28,455 --> 01:16:31,164
  3652. And, this happened
  3653. when she sees the dude,
  3654.  
  3655. 833
  3656. 01:16:31,166 --> 01:16:33,084
  3657. well he knocked her up.
  3658.  
  3659. 834
  3660. 01:16:34,585 --> 01:16:38,255
  3661. But, this chick, well, he was
  3662. abusive, total piece of shit.
  3663.  
  3664. 835
  3665. 01:16:40,008 --> 01:16:44,593
  3666. Verbal meets physical and
  3667. this grand perfect storm
  3668.  
  3669. 836
  3670. 01:16:44,595 --> 01:16:46,429
  3671. of fuck you machismo.
  3672.  
  3673. 837
  3674. 01:16:48,805 --> 01:16:52,433
  3675. Well she gets wise and
  3676. she leaves the dude.
  3677.  
  3678. 838
  3679. 01:16:53,809 --> 01:16:57,686
  3680. But, she's already attached
  3681. to this burgeoning vermin
  3682.  
  3683. 839
  3684. 01:16:57,688 --> 01:16:58,520
  3685. inside of her.
  3686.  
  3687. 840
  3688. 01:16:58,522 --> 01:16:59,771
  3689. Like she's so excited.
  3690.  
  3691. 841
  3692. 01:16:59,773 --> 01:17:02,440
  3693. She always wanted
  3694. to be a mother.
  3695.  
  3696. 842
  3697. 01:17:02,442 --> 01:17:06,109
  3698. Forget the sperm sprayer who
  3699. put the two kids inside of her.
  3700.  
  3701. 843
  3702. 01:17:06,111 --> 01:17:08,112
  3703. Wait, twins?
  3704.  
  3705. 844
  3706. 01:17:12,033 --> 01:17:14,867
  3707. You are the worst
  3708. storyteller ever.
  3709.  
  3710. 845
  3711. 01:17:14,869 --> 01:17:16,619
  3712. Fuck and you.
  3713.  
  3714. 846
  3715. 01:17:16,621 --> 01:17:17,619
  3716. What do you mean?
  3717.  
  3718. 847
  3719. 01:17:17,621 --> 01:17:19,120
  3720. I am a great storyteller.
  3721.  
  3722. 848
  3723. 01:17:19,122 --> 01:17:20,455
  3724. No you're not.
  3725.  
  3726. 849
  3727. 01:17:20,457 --> 01:17:23,624
  3728. Spoiler alert, that
  3729. the kids are twins.
  3730.  
  3731. 850
  3732. 01:17:23,626 --> 01:17:25,543
  3733. You might as well just
  3734. tell the audience...
  3735.  
  3736. 851
  3737. 01:17:25,545 --> 01:17:29,296
  3738. Okay, guys, I'm kinda freaked
  3739. out by this whole thing.
  3740.  
  3741. 852
  3742. 01:17:29,298 --> 01:17:32,341
  3743. Apparently something horrible
  3744. happened in the house
  3745.  
  3746. 853
  3747. 01:17:32,343 --> 01:17:36,219
  3748. in which I dwell and
  3749. my two best friends
  3750.  
  3751. 854
  3752. 01:17:36,221 --> 01:17:39,805
  3753. decided not to tell me
  3754. until I moved my ass in.
  3755.  
  3756. 855
  3757. 01:17:39,807 --> 01:17:43,057
  3758. So, if you could finish the
  3759. rest of the story, please.
  3760.  
  3761. 856
  3762. 01:17:43,059 --> 01:17:44,809
  3763. They were twins.
  3764.  
  3765. 857
  3766. 01:17:44,811 --> 01:17:45,645
  3767. Are.
  3768.  
  3769. 858
  3770. 01:17:46,813 --> 01:17:49,396
  3771. Who's ruining the
  3772. story now, bitch?
  3773.  
  3774. 859
  3775. 01:17:49,398 --> 01:17:52,023
  3776. Sorry, go on.
  3777.  
  3778. 860
  3779. 01:17:52,025 --> 01:17:54,818
  3780. This skeezy dude, he's
  3781. spurned because she dropped
  3782.  
  3783. 861
  3784. 01:17:54,820 --> 01:17:57,153
  3785. the mother fucker
  3786. like a bad habit.
  3787.  
  3788. 862
  3789. 01:17:57,155 --> 01:17:58,487
  3790. Girl power.
  3791.  
  3792. 863
  3793. 01:17:58,489 --> 01:18:00,154
  3794. Well, she started
  3795. dating another buck.
  3796.  
  3797. 864
  3798. 01:18:00,156 --> 01:18:01,033
  3799. Nice guy.
  3800.  
  3801. 865
  3802. 01:18:02,325 --> 01:18:06,494
  3803. But, still on the low proverbial
  3804. end of the higher class.
  3805.  
  3806. 866
  3807. 01:18:06,496 --> 01:18:08,373
  3808. But, still a nice guy.
  3809.  
  3810. 867
  3811. 01:18:09,832 --> 01:18:12,999
  3812. Well, this guy, man,
  3813. he can't take it,
  3814.  
  3815. 868
  3816. 01:18:13,001 --> 01:18:15,209
  3817. her running around
  3818. with this new beau
  3819.  
  3820. 869
  3821. 01:18:15,211 --> 01:18:17,336
  3822. while carrying his kids.
  3823.  
  3824. 870
  3825. 01:18:17,338 --> 01:18:18,921
  3826. No!
  3827.  
  3828. 871
  3829. 01:18:18,923 --> 01:18:19,840
  3830. No, sir.
  3831.  
  3832. 872
  3833. 01:18:22,843 --> 01:18:24,591
  3834. And, one Halloween night.
  3835.  
  3836. 873
  3837. 01:18:24,593 --> 01:18:26,552
  3838. 15 years ago.
  3839.  
  3840. 874
  3841. 01:18:26,554 --> 01:18:27,513
  3842. He snaps.
  3843.  
  3844. 875
  3845. 01:18:30,391 --> 01:18:34,602
  3846. And, he stabs her in the belly
  3847. right here in this kitchen.
  3848.  
  3849. 876
  3850. 01:18:38,689 --> 01:18:40,689
  3851. Are you fucking kidding me?
  3852.  
  3853. 877
  3854. 01:18:40,691 --> 01:18:41,690
  3855. He stabbed her seven times.
  3856.  
  3857. 878
  3858. 01:18:41,692 --> 01:18:42,524
  3859. Six.
  3860.  
  3861. 879
  3862. 01:18:42,526 --> 01:18:43,400
  3863. It was seven.
  3864.  
  3865. 880
  3866. 01:18:43,402 --> 01:18:44,359
  3867. I promise you it was six.
  3868.  
  3869. 881
  3870. 01:18:44,361 --> 01:18:46,027
  3871. I swear to you it was seven.
  3872.  
  3873. 882
  3874. 01:18:46,029 --> 01:18:46,944
  3875. Google.
  3876.  
  3877. 883
  3878. 01:18:46,946 --> 01:18:48,863
  3879. Okay, guys, please.
  3880.  
  3881. 884
  3882. 01:18:48,865 --> 01:18:52,573
  3883. I'm kinda freaked out by
  3884. this whole thing right now.
  3885.  
  3886. 885
  3887. 01:18:52,575 --> 01:18:56,788
  3888. I don't care if it was six
  3889. or seven or 12 or 30 times.
  3890.  
  3891. 886
  3892. 01:18:58,204 --> 01:19:02,540
  3893. A pregnant woman, pregnant,
  3894. got stabbed in my kitchen?
  3895.  
  3896. 887
  3897. 01:19:02,542 --> 01:19:03,875
  3898. Yeah.
  3899.  
  3900. 888
  3901. 01:19:03,877 --> 01:19:06,627
  3902. Okay, never mind you
  3903. worthless slags not telling me,
  3904.  
  3905. 889
  3906. 01:19:06,629 --> 01:19:08,463
  3907. but shouldn't my landlord?
  3908.  
  3909. 890
  3910. 01:19:08,465 --> 01:19:10,380
  3911. I mean, God, this is something
  3912. they're supposed to reveal
  3913.  
  3914. 891
  3915. 01:19:10,382 --> 01:19:11,715
  3916. at some point, right?
  3917.  
  3918. 892
  3919. 01:19:11,717 --> 01:19:14,635
  3920. Well, yes and
  3921. no, but it just depends.
  3922.  
  3923. 893
  3924. 01:19:14,637 --> 01:19:16,635
  3925. That's the end of the story.
  3926.  
  3927. 894
  3928. 01:19:16,637 --> 01:19:17,554
  3929. She dies.
  3930.  
  3931. 895
  3932. 01:19:18,597 --> 01:19:19,930
  3933. I bet.
  3934.  
  3935. 896
  3936. 01:19:19,932 --> 01:19:21,892
  3937. But, the kids didn't.
  3938.  
  3939. 897
  3940. 01:19:23,894 --> 01:19:26,562
  3941. 14 years later, those two girls,
  3942.  
  3943. 898
  3944. 01:19:28,939 --> 01:19:30,650
  3945. those twins of evil,
  3946.  
  3947. 899
  3948. 01:19:32,275 --> 01:19:35,487
  3949. those bad apples
  3950. born out of violence,
  3951.  
  3952. 900
  3953. 01:19:36,403 --> 01:19:38,988
  3954. they took to the streets,
  3955.  
  3956. 901
  3957. 01:19:38,990 --> 01:19:42,239
  3958. one Halloween night years ago.
  3959.  
  3960. 902
  3961. 01:19:42,241 --> 01:19:44,408
  3962. Lord knows why they
  3963. chose that year.
  3964.  
  3965. 903
  3966. 01:19:44,410 --> 01:19:46,077
  3967. You're talking about now.
  3968.  
  3969. 904
  3970. 01:19:46,079 --> 01:19:48,078
  3971. It was the same year
  3972. as you moved to town, no.
  3973.  
  3974. 905
  3975. 01:19:48,080 --> 01:19:51,247
  3976. How did I not know about this?
  3977.  
  3978. 906
  3979. 01:19:51,249 --> 01:19:55,585
  3980. They start going door to
  3981. door knocking arbitrarily.
  3982.  
  3983. 907
  3984. 01:19:55,587 --> 01:19:58,419
  3985. No rhyme, no fucking reason.
  3986.  
  3987. 908
  3988. 01:19:58,421 --> 01:20:00,129
  3989. But, if you weren't celebrating,
  3990.  
  3991. 909
  3992. 01:20:00,131 --> 01:20:03,925
  3993. if you didn't have
  3994. your lights on, oh man,
  3995.  
  3996. 910
  3997. 01:20:03,927 --> 01:20:05,592
  3998. did they have a treat for you.
  3999.  
  4000. 911
  4001. 01:20:05,594 --> 01:20:07,595
  4002. Technically tricks really.
  4003.  
  4004. 912
  4005. 01:20:07,597 --> 01:20:09,764
  4006. They killed a pedophile.
  4007.  
  4008. 913
  4009. 01:20:09,766 --> 01:20:11,264
  4010. You know the one that
  4011. did the little draws kids
  4012.  
  4013. 914
  4014. 01:20:11,266 --> 01:20:12,265
  4015. waiting to the area.
  4016.  
  4017. 915
  4018. 01:20:12,267 --> 01:20:13,934
  4019. Oh, those poor little angels.
  4020.  
  4021. 916
  4022. 01:20:13,936 --> 01:20:16,352
  4023. Good riddance to the
  4024. bad rubbish on that guy.
  4025.  
  4026. 917
  4027. 01:20:16,354 --> 01:20:18,437
  4028. They kill a
  4029. trailer trash broad.
  4030.  
  4031. 918
  4032. 01:20:18,439 --> 01:20:19,691
  4033. Some old chick.
  4034.  
  4035. 919
  4036. 01:20:21,109 --> 01:20:24,820
  4037. But, the really sad one, was
  4038. this teacher gal's husband.
  4039.  
  4040. 920
  4041. 01:20:26,446 --> 01:20:28,654
  4042. They kept her alive to deal with
  4043.  
  4044. 921
  4045. 01:20:28,656 --> 01:20:31,033
  4046. all the pain and the misery.
  4047.  
  4048. 922
  4049. 01:20:32,283 --> 01:20:34,951
  4050. Yeah, I see, I figured
  4051. you were aware of this.
  4052.  
  4053. 923
  4054. 01:20:34,953 --> 01:20:37,287
  4055. This is some really
  4056. fucked up shit.
  4057.  
  4058. 924
  4059. 01:20:37,289 --> 01:20:38,787
  4060. Those two brats,
  4061. they totally cut...
  4062.  
  4063. 925
  4064. 01:20:38,789 --> 01:20:39,623
  4065. No!
  4066.  
  4067. 926
  4068. 01:20:40,708 --> 01:20:41,625
  4069. No.
  4070.  
  4071. 927
  4072. 01:20:42,501 --> 01:20:44,667
  4073. That's the best part.
  4074.  
  4075. 928
  4076. 01:20:44,669 --> 01:20:46,045
  4077. This is my time.
  4078.  
  4079. 929
  4080. 01:20:47,171 --> 01:20:49,296
  4081. Fine, go ahead then.
  4082.  
  4083. 930
  4084. 01:20:49,298 --> 01:20:51,466
  4085. Those two little brats,
  4086.  
  4087. 931
  4088. 01:20:52,800 --> 01:20:54,467
  4089. they carved into his chest
  4090.  
  4091. 932
  4092. 01:20:54,469 --> 01:20:56,638
  4093. a fucking jack-o'-lantern.
  4094.  
  4095. 933
  4096. 01:20:57,972 --> 01:20:59,305
  4097. I have to fucking
  4098. show you the pictures.
  4099.  
  4100. 934
  4101. 01:20:59,307 --> 01:21:00,639
  4102. akumenang.com
  4103.  
  4104. 935
  4105. 01:21:00,641 --> 01:21:01,472
  4106. Really?
  4107.  
  4108. 936
  4109. 01:21:01,474 --> 01:21:02,307
  4110. I'll look it up.
  4111.  
  4112. 937
  4113. 01:21:02,309 --> 01:21:03,475
  4114. Google it, bitch.
  4115.  
  4116. 938
  4117. 01:21:03,477 --> 01:21:04,975
  4118. Guys, I don't wanna
  4119. hear this anymore.
  4120.  
  4121. 939
  4122. 01:21:04,977 --> 01:21:09,147
  4123. I know that I said the
  4124. male entry was the best part.
  4125.  
  4126. 940
  4127. 01:21:09,149 --> 01:21:10,149
  4128. But, really,
  4129.  
  4130. 941
  4131. 01:21:11,566 --> 01:21:13,985
  4132. this, this is the best part.
  4133.  
  4134. 942
  4135. 01:21:18,573 --> 01:21:22,324
  4136. Those two bad bitches,
  4137. they're still alive.
  4138.  
  4139. 943
  4140. 01:21:22,326 --> 01:21:23,824
  4141. What?
  4142.  
  4143. 944
  4144. 01:21:23,826 --> 01:21:26,244
  4145. See, that's
  4146. the part I don't believe.
  4147.  
  4148. 945
  4149. 01:21:26,246 --> 01:21:28,328
  4150. What, it's true.
  4151.  
  4152. 946
  4153. 01:21:28,330 --> 01:21:30,497
  4154. They never found
  4155. the bodies, I swear.
  4156.  
  4157. 947
  4158. 01:21:30,499 --> 01:21:32,543
  4159. Okay, ladies, I'm done.
  4160.  
  4161. 948
  4162. 01:21:33,502 --> 01:21:34,834
  4163. It's time for bed.
  4164.  
  4165. 949
  4166. 01:21:34,836 --> 01:21:37,085
  4167. We have had a blast.
  4168.  
  4169. 950
  4170. 01:21:37,087 --> 01:21:38,839
  4171. I need to go to bed.
  4172.  
  4173. 951
  4174. 01:21:43,010 --> 01:21:44,675
  4175. Have a carrot.
  4176.  
  4177. 952
  4178. 01:21:44,677 --> 01:21:45,926
  4179. Ow.
  4180.  
  4181. 953
  4182. 01:22:52,566 --> 01:22:54,733
  4183. Okay,.
  4184.  
  4185. 954
  4186. 01:22:54,735 --> 01:22:56,068
  4187. It just wasn't.
  4188.  
  4189. 955
  4190. 01:22:56,070 --> 01:22:57,069
  4191. I'm fine.
  4192.  
  4193. 956
  4194. 01:23:45,612 --> 01:23:47,946
  4195. And, it was fucking nothing.
  4196.  
  4197. 957
  4198. 01:24:06,366 --> 01:24:09,297
  4199. Subtitles by explosiveskull
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