Anon the older butler and his day with Rarity

>you will have none of this
>while grabbing the remote control, you walk right next to her, even though she's trying to hide herself under her pillow
>"Anon... I only need a little bit more-"
>*click*
>"Good morning, Ponyville. You're watching news 12 Equestria!"
>she instantly picks up her pillow and covers her entire head with it
"It is almost 7 o'clock, and you will not be late for school again, young lady."
>you swiftly swipe the entire blanket off of her bed
>Dear Christ, she really was only wearing her panties
>she will catch a cold at this rate
>at least her bathroom is about ten steps after she gets up
"Now, Rarity, may I remind you again of your recent tardiness for this semester? You still have one month to go, and only a few tardy days left. You don't want to be held back a grade, do you?"
>she finally moves her pillow and sits up straight
>she rubs her eyes as her breasts hang out with no sense of decency
"There we are. Now, you still have time for a quick shower."
>you already have a towel and clothes ready for when she gets out
>she finally climbs near the edge of the bed, puts on her slippers, and begrudgingly makes her way to the bathroom
>how someone can just walk around without any real clothing on is beyond you
>right before she closes the door, you simply have to remind her
"Rarity?"
>"Ugh... yes, Anon?"
>you simply stare at her
>"Oh, right... thank you, Anon."
"You're welcome, Rarity."
>and with that, she closes the door
>you should make some breakfast
>after all, you're the only butler around here

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfPW88vQMEQ
>a quick dash downstairs
>already in the kitchen
>bread
>sliced
>the toaster is doing its job
>eggs
>cracked
>pan is heated up
>sunny side up
>back into the fridge
>glass of low fat milk
>catch the toast
>butter is melting
>the dinner plate is set
>gather up the food
>breakfast is served
>...
"*sigh*... perhaps I need to be less extravagant. No one was even around to witness this"
>"I liked it."
"Oh!"
>you turn around to see Sweetie Belle, already awoken and in her pajamas
>she's rather early...
"I didn't even notice your presence, Miss Sweetie Belle! Please, take a seat. I'll simply cook some more for Miss Rarity."
>Sweetie Belle hops onto the seat
>"Doesn't she hate it when you call her 'Miss' Rarity?"
"Quite right. It is just a force of habit. Perhaps it makes her seem older than she currently is."
>you quickly fallow the same routine, getting the same breakfast prepared... again
>after finishing, you hear some clapping
>Sweetie Belle's applauding is met with her almost dropping the piece of toast in her mouth, and right onto her eggs
>luckily, it missed
>"That was amazing, Anon!"
"Thank you, Miss Sweetie Belle."
>you glance at your pocket watch
"Would you look at the time! I need to head back upstairs."
>you quickly bid Sweetie Belle adieu and run upstairs
>towel on hand
>clothes at the ready
>right outside the bathroom door
>a few more seconds...
>...
>...
>*click*
>the door opens up, and a hand reaches out
>the towel is quickly taken from you
>all is well
>you place the clothing right on her dresser
"When you are ready, get dressed and your breakfast will be ready at your own leisure."
>you hear groans from the other side of the door

>You begin making her bed as she gets herself ready
>After a quick minute, she finally comes out of the bathroom when you finish up
>...Naked
>Charming
>You gather up her school supplies as she gets dressed
>Some wayward pieces of make up is scattered around the floor
>While Rarity struggles a bit to put on her tight panties, you do your best to tidy up
>She puts her skirt on
>You complete your task
>Her bra is easily put on
>You help her with the strap
>Rarity puts on her shirt and immediately goes for her make up
>You put her backpack near the door and grab her shoes
>Rarity gently puts on her socks after she felt her face was pretty enough in the mirror
>Her shoes are right below her seat, next to her dresser now
>Ah, a nice, relaxing day of getting ready for school
>She does a little pose in the mirror before a sigh of relief escapes her
>"Ah, much better!"
"Would that be all, Rarity?"
>She turns around and puts on a nice smile
>"Yes, for now."
>You open the door as she picks up her backpack
"Don't forget, your breakfast will be getting cold soon."
>"Quite right. Anon, darling, do try to take Opal to the vet today. Its her annual check up today."
"I have already made plans for that. No need to worry, Rarity."
>And with that, Rarity heads downstairs
>she will mostly likely eat her breakfast a bit faster than usual
>after all, she doesn't want to be late for school
>you should probably get the car ready

>As you make your way downstairs...
>"Anon?"
>Rarity seems to be on her phone while she's using magic to eat her food
>Ah, the wonders of being a unicorn type human
>You can only dream
"Yes, Rarity?"
>"Do you think I'm pretty?"
>Sweetie Belle, who just finished her meal, nearly chokes on her glass of milk
>"Really?! You're asking Anon that?"
"It's quite alright, Miss Sweetie Belle."
>You walk up to Rarity and give the nicest smile you can muster
"You're a beautiful young lady, Rarity. I don't think there is anyone in the world who could dispute that."
>She ponders that thought for a moment before taking a bite out of her toast
>"You say that, but I never seem to get a reaction from you at all. It makes me feel... unattractive. Is there a reason why?"
>Because if you say anything, you'll probably get fired, even though you've been her butler since she was ten
"I'm simply acting professional. Besides, I'm afraid I'm a bit too old for this sort of thing."
>"Yeah, Rarity. Just because one guy doesn't go all googly eyes on your body, that doesn't make you ugly."
>"Yes... perhaps you're right."
>It seems you were correct with Rarity's speed with eating
>Rarity's already nearly done
>She looks at the clock in the room
>A quick glance at your pocket watch reveals...
>Oh dear
>"Wah ha ha! I'll be late for school!"
>You're partly to blame for this
>Note to self, notice the clock more often
"Then we should be on our way. Take care, Miss Sweetie Belle."
>You and Rarity quickly get to the car while she holds a piece of toast in her mouth
>A very nice Mercedes Benz Slk250 is your method of transportation
>You unlock the door for Rarity, let her in, and close it for her
>Now that she's in, you swiftly get into the car as well, ready to drive
>Rarity clearly has a panicked look on her face
"Now now, Rarity, I'll make sure you get to school on time."
>"Are you sure, Anon?"
>You put the key in, turn, and let the engine roar
"Quite sure."

>To be fair, Rarity has had a lot of experience trying to get to school on time... and failing
>Because of this, you've grown quite adept at driving
>Rarity only has about five minutes she is late
>It takes seven minutes to get to school
>...At the normal speed limit
>Right as Rarity puts on her seat belt...
>*Slam!*
>You shoot right out of the drive way and onto the road
>Only the local roads lead to your destination, so you cannot drive too fast
>Sixty miles per hour should do it
>After making a relatively sharp turn, you notice Rarity getting a bit nervous
>Understandable at this point
>You turn on the radio to calm the mood
[>Insert whatever song you want here]
>That should do it
>A little turn here, a slow car passed by there, and always look both ways at a stop sign... not that you actually stopped or anything
>Sadly, you notice a yellow light ahead of you
>We all know what that means
>Yellow always says, "Go faster so you miss the red light."
>You floor it, and...
>Success!
>As you come to another turn, though...
>You slow down
>A lot
>Standard speed on this road
>Why?
>Everybody knows of the cop on this street
>You even pass by his car
>He looks just as agitated as usual
>You simply wave your hand as you pass by
>Just a little bit more now...
>You turn at the first chance you get and continue your race against time
>Just a couple minutes more, and you're finally close to Rarity's High School
>You slow down, park in front of the school, and take a deep breath
"There we are, Rarity. You should still have a minute to spare."
>She is currently trying to fix her hair...among other things
>"Y-yes, thank you again, Anon."
"No time for thank yous, Rarity. Come now, you have to get inside!"
>She immediately gets out of the car and runs inside, but not before waving goodbye at you
>What a sweet young lady
>Well, you've successfully made Rarity get to school on time
>Now to do the same for Sweetie Belle!

*an hour later...*
>"Uh... Mister Anon?"
>Ah, Sweetie Belle's friends
>"Sweetie Belle, what the hay happened to you?!"
>Sweetie Belle just sits there, shivering in her seat
>"S-so... fast... never... again..."
>Hmm... maybe she's not old enough for fast driving
"I'm terribly sorry for the inconvenience, Miss Sweetie Belle."
>You get out of the car and open the door for her
>She still can't move a muscle
"Come now, Miss Sweetie Belle. Its time for school."
>Still not moving...
>Hmm...
"Alright then. Sorry, girls, I'm afraid Miss Sweetie Belle will not be attending school today. I will simply drive her home and-"
>She's standing next to her friends
>"Whoa, how'd she get behind us?!"
>"Ah don't know."
"I guess I'll retract my previous statement. I will be on my way then. Take care, Miss Sweetie Belle!"
>With one last wave, you leave the school's premises
>After driving for a block, however, you stop the car for a moment
"Dammit, Anon... you took a risk there. Their parents may be on vacation, but that does not give you a reason to slack off. She may tell her parents and..."
>You do some breathing exercises for a moment
"Perhaps I really am getting too old for this... but now is not the time for thinking such nonsense."
>You begin driving again
"Maybe today will become more relaxing during Opal's visit to the Veterinarian."

>A little bell on the door to the Veterinarian's office is heard as you enter
>You place the cage on the desk
>Soon enough, a woman walks up to the front desk
>"Good morning, I'm Dr. Goodall, and- oh my goodness!"
>You wondered what she was surprised about for a moment, until you realized how awful you looked right now
>"What happened to you?!"
"..."

"Alright, Opal, its time for your check up."
>She hisses at you while hiding under Rarity's bed
>Because of this, you prepare a thick leather glove on one of your hands
"No need to make this difficult. It's only a little while in the cage."
>You reach under the bed to grab Opal
>She attempts to cut your hand with her claws, but the gloves protect you
>As you bring her out of the bed, however...
"Ha ha! I have you n- Ah!"
>She jumps out of your grasp and starts clawing at your attire
"No, stop it! Ow!"
>As Opal continues to ruin your clothing, you prepare the cage
>You open the door and...
"Alright! In you go!"
>Sadly, her claws get stuck
"Damn you... let go!"
>This makes her even more infuriated, causing even more struggling
"If you do not cooperate, I will-!"

"I was never an animal person."
>"I can see that, but... why didn't you change into something a little less... shredded?"
>You open the cage for the doctor
>As you expected, Opal jumps out, looks for you, and tries to scratch you again
>She gets a few swipes before you grab her, tearing your clothes up even more
"That's why."
>Dr. Goodall reaches for the cat, but instead of being met with attacks, Opal allows herself... to be... pet
>"You just have to be gentle with them."
"Charming. Now, on with the appointment."
>You're more than willing to let the doctor take Opal for a little while
>Finally, you get a chance to sit down and relax
>You sit on one of the uncomfortable chairs, let yourself rest, and-
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4BMYMMAFto
"For Heaven's sake, who could be calling at a time like this... oh... it's Rarity's father."

>*Click!*
"Hello?"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFPB2sVUXGI
>"Hey, Anon! How's it going, buddy!"
"Quite alright, sir."
>"Taking real good care of my daughters, right?"
"As always, sir."
>"...Rarity was late for school again, wasn't she?"
"Oh no, I made sure that wouldn't happen this time."
>"Perfect! Now I can fully enjoy my vacation. I reeeeeeeally should do this more often."
"But you do this every month..."
>"What was that?"
"Nothing."
>You hear the sounds of a bottle opening
>Probably wine
>"You know what my three favorite things to do on vacation, Anon?"
>Oh, here we go
>"Third is trying out restaurants, second is visiting new locations... can you guess the first one?"
"Relaxing on the beach while drinking wine?"
>"Nailed it!"
>It's the same thing every time...
>"That's not weird, is it, Anon?"
"Of course not, sir."
>"Alrighty then! Me and the missus should be back in.... I'd say aboooooout a week or two."
"Taking a much needed vacation I see."
>"You betcha. So I gotta go now. That shrimp near that stand is calling my name! Take care of my girls! Bye!"
>*Click!*
>By god, you're glad that's over
>If it wasn't for the your amazing salary and the girls, you would have quit years ago
>At least-
>Your phone rings for a split second before you answer it immediately
"Yes?"
>"Right! I forgot to mention. Pick up my dry cleaning today. I'll need that suit before I get back, and you know how much they hate holding onto clothes for too long. Thanks, Anon!"
>*Click!*
>...
"It seems that resting easy it going to be harder than I thought."

>Without much room to do anything else, the Veterinarian soon comes back out with Opal in her arms
>"Alright! Opal's doing just fine. There weren't any problems, no sir. A perfectly healthy cat!"
"Such good news... now put her back in the cage."
>"Sure thing."
>She doesn't even do a damn thing
>Opal walks in there with no trouble at all
>You swore there was a cheeky smile on that troublesome cat's face
>That wretched little...
"Well, now that this was taken care of, I will be on my way. Take care, Doctor Goodall."
>"Bye!"
>And with that, you hop back into your car and put the cage on the passenger seat
>You put on the safety belt and... wait...
>Is this cat... laughing at you?
>...
>You sit calmly in your seat
>All of a sudden, you glare at Opal
"Listen here, you little monster. I'm most likely going to have a very busy day. If you manage to cause anymore trouble, I will hate to break it to Rarity when she must find a different pet after today! Understand?!"
>Opal just sits there, stunned
"Good! Off we go!"

"The dry cleaners... just as small as it ever was."
>You quickly drove to your next destination
>Right as you enter, you see a vast array of clothing
>No one is at the counter, so you ring the little bell right in front of you
>As soon as you do...
>"Hey, you! You Anon, right?"
"Yes, and I'm here t-"
>"Yes, yes. We have what you want. Just give one minute."
>The small man runs into the back room
>You hear a large amount of sounds that you can't quite recognize...
>But soon enough, he comes out with...
"Wait, how many clothes am I picking up?"
>"You pick up the suit, the dresses, the little midget dress, and the gloves for the suit. That all in the order."
>He nearly throws a huge pile of clothing right onto you, nearly making you fall over in the process
"Oh dear... there was a lot more than I realized!"
>"Wait, just a sec!"
>What could he possibly-
>"Forgot one more dress."
>Heavens, this is heavy...
>"You already pay for this. Come back again soon!"

>You thought you were only picking up a suit
>He's always leaving out information...
>Struggling to get all the clothing into the trunk of the car wasn't exactly an easy task
>As you finally close everything up...
"There! All the clothing the family could need for their next dinner party. Now to just bring all of this home and-"
>Your phone rings
>AGAIN
>*click!*
"Yes, hello?"
>"Anon, darling!"
"Miss Rarity? School can't be over at this time..."
>"Its just Rarity, and the girls and I are having lunch in the cafeteria."
"I...see."
>kids these days
>using technology any chance they get
>can't even wait until school is over to use the phone
>still... she must have called for a reason
"Was there anything you needed?"
>"Yes, I was hoping you could pick up a little something for Pinkie Pie. She'll be visiting us when school is done, and it would be wonderful if you could run to the supermarket and pick up one of her favorite candies."
>"Get the big bag!"
>"Yes, she wants the bigger bag, if available."
>another errand to run
>splendid
"Very well. I'll head straight there."
>"Marvelous! Thank you, Anon. Take care!"
"Yes, take care, Rarity."
>*click!*
>The supermarket is only five minutes away from here
>It would be more efficient to head there right now
>Seems like a simple task
>What could go wrong?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk_XvQHreuk
>You really need to start lowering your expectations
>The candy was easy enough to find
>Actually paying for it, however...
>You've been on this line for almost an hour
>It just had to be today, of all days, for there to be only two cash registers open
>In the same lane
>Making it even more cramped
>At least you're almost to the front
>With an old lady scanning for way too many cans of cat food
>Perhaps you should engage conversation with someone
>That should pass the time more easily
>Thinking about all the ways you can get back at Opal can only go so far
>There's a young man in next to you, waiting for another register
>He seems dressed rather nicely
>Tired
>Bored
>Carrying a bag of candy
>...This sounds familiar
>He seems to have noticed you as well
>"Whoa, what happened to you?"
"Animal problems..."
>He noticed your bag of candy
>"Let me guess..."
"Hmm?"
>"Someone asked you to get candy for her friend?"
"Why yes... you're in the same boat, I'd imagine?"
>"Yeah... I only started this job a few days ago."
"As a butler?"
>"Yup. Haven't even gotten my first pay check."
"Well, I must say, at your age, you'll get the hang of it."
>"I hope so. I'm just glad to see someone understands."
>"Next!"
>"Well, guess I'm up. Her pink-haired friend better be happy with this..."
>Pink hair?
>What a strange coincidence
>"Next!"
>Finally, almost home free
>You quickly give the exact change needed to pay for the bag
>Always better to save time
>And with that, you're done
>Seeing a young butler, however, reminded you of your younger years
>This invigorates you
>Even has he struggles to find money, you can't help but smile
"Well, I must be off. Good luck on your new job. I'm sure your mistress is quite a rarity."
>You wave goodbye and walk away, but not before the young man nearly falls over in surprise
>Why is he surprised?
>Well you don't know
>But at least you're feeling better
>This should be the last thing you needed today

>"Anon! Could you be a dear and buy more food for Opal? I think we're running low."
"But I was just at- very well, Rarity."

>"Anon, ol' buddy. Could you find the best Chinese Buffet in this area? I can't navigate a computer to save my life!"
"Very well, sir. Your phone should have an app for that, but a quick search can't hurt."

>"Anoooooon~. Applebloom thinks the stork is real. Is she right?"
"Oh for heaven's sake, shouldn't your school be answering this question, Sweetie Belle?"

>"Anon! This'll be the last thing I ask for while on vacation, but... what's a three letter word for... total idiot?"
"You don't want me to answer that, sir..."

>"Could you make me a sandwich?"
"I don't even know you! Who is this?!"

*click!*
>Two notes
>One, change your ringtone
>You can't stand to hear it anymore
>Two, turn off your phone
>A man of your age can only handle so much
>Just... relax
>You're at home now
>The white devil spawn that is this cat is away from you
>Everything is inside the house
>There is nothing else to do
>You take a sip of tea
"Ah, there's nothing more soothing to calm the nerves."
>This chair you're in is comfortable beyond belief
>Or perhaps your back is aching so much, anything will help at this point
>Truly, you feel at peace
>...
>...
>What time is it?

>After a rather intense driving session, you're right outside of Rarity's high school
>And, right on schedule, you see Rarity with one of her friends walking towards your car
>You quickly get out and open the door for them
"Good day, Rarity, and hello to you too, Miss Pinkie Pie."
>"Hello, Anon. Glad to see you're on time as usual."
>She gives you a small hug before entering the car
>You don't get time to help Pinkie as she nearly jumps over your car to get to the other side
>Well, that saves you time and effort
>Right as you get in the car...
>"Anon, could you be a dear and let Pinkie Pie-"
>"Did you get me my Happy Cola gummies?!"
"Yes, here you are."
>Happy Cola gummies
>You didn't even know they came in big bags
>Or existed, for that matter
>You hand Pinkie the bag, which she then proceeds to struggle opening up
>"Come on... you delicious, expensive delights... open!"
>You chuckle a bit before heading off onto the road
>"Anon, I hope it wasn't too much trouble to pick up everything."
"Oh, heavens no, Rarity. I'm simply doing my job."
>"Good. I didn't mean to ask too much of you, but-"
>"Ha!"
>*snap!*
>Pinkie Pie pulled on the bag so much, it snapped right open, throwing the gummies all across the car interior
>One of them even landed in your mouth, considering how much they bounced
>Hmm... not bad
>"Noooooooo!"
>"Pinkie, calm down. It's alright."
>The sheer sadness in her eyes is visible from your rear view mirror
>You begin to slow down the car
"Don't worry, miss, I'll have this cleaned up straight away!"
>"Anon, its alright. I'll take care of this."
>Rarity begins using her magic, slowly picking up all the spilled candy and putting it in the bag
>You decide to continue driving, even though it's against what you stand for right now
>After some time...
>"Here you are, darling. When we get home, we'll run them through some water and they're be good as new!"
>Pinkie's smile returns
>"Ok... thanks, Rarity."
>The rest of the drive was a lot more relaxing

>You are Rarity
>And what a mess that was
>Pinkie should be more careful about this in the future
>This isn't the first time this has happened...
>Anon looks so exhausted
>He didn't even bother to put on a new vest
>It's all... ripped up
>You should make him a new one
>He'd like that
>Soon enough, Anon parks the car in front of the house
>"There we are, girls. I hope the ride wasn't too bumpy."
"There was no trouble at all, Anon."
>"Splendid! Now, I have to pick up your sister from school. I do wish you all went to the same school again, but... with that new building built... why did they have to this more complicated."
>"Alright! Rarity, come on, we need to clean up these gummies. Now!"
>she speeds off into the house, but stops for a moment...
>"Oh, and thanks for the ride, Anon!"
>"Anytime, Miss-"
>She's already gone
>Oh, Pinkie...
>sometimes, she's too energetic
>"Well, I must be off."
>You get out of the car
"Will you be alright?"
>"Of course! This isn't anything out of the ordinary. I should be back within a half an hour at most. Ta ta!"
>Anon wastes no time in driving off
>He'll be fine... you're sure of it
>Looks can be deceiving, and Anon is very active for his age
>"Rarityyyyy! Unlock the front door!"
"I'll be right there!"

>You unlock the door...
>"Wowie! I forgot how nice this place is!"
"Well, Anon keeps it nice and clean every day."
>"He's crazy good at this, but enough about that. I need to save my candy!"
>Pinkie runs off into the house with a crazed look on her face
"...The kitchen is that way."
>She runs back
>"Thanks, Rarity!"
>And there she goes again...
>You decide on helping her with cleaning off her candy

>"Yes! Good as new!"
"Pinkie, are you sure that's enough?"
>"Of course, silly!"
>Pinkie takes a huge gulp of it all
>"So delicious..."
>At least she's happy
"Since we've gotten that taken care of, what would you like to do today? We have clothes to try out, a new make up kit I've been dying to try out, and some-"
>"Cupcakes?"
"...Really?"
>"Yeah! All of us can have some! You can even give one to Anon!"
"A cupcake for Anon?"
>That actually sounds like an amazing idea
>He'd like that after working so hard today
>You actually had other plans for Anon, but...
"Pinkie, can you handle this yourself for now?"
>"Why? Don't you wanna make some cupcakes?"
"I would love to, darling, but... I wanted to make something special for Anon."
>Pinkie stops in her tracks, right before she took out the baking ingredients
>"Aww, Rarity loves her butler so much. That's adorable!"
"Oh nonononononono, it's nothing like that at all! I just wanted to give him something nice for... working extra hard!"
>"Suuuure, Rarity. Whatever you say. Don't worry, I can handle this."
"Are you sure, Pinkie?"
>"Well duh! I've done this plenty of times! The Cakes have me as an assistant sometimes, you know."
"Very well... I'll be in my boutique."
>"You mean your closet?"
"It's not a closet!"

>You walk upstairs with a pout on your face
"Silly Pinkie... its not a closet. Closets aren't big enough to house sewing equipment."
>*Slam!*
>The door was shut with a fiery force from you
"And this is just my way of saying thanks to Anon!"
>And no one heard you
>...
>Time to get to work!
>You turn on your old CD player in your room
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDK75Pq5tXs
>Now you're motivated!
>As you open the closet, you grab hold of many clothing materials
>What color should you take...
>Blue?
>No, Navy Blue
>Always looked good on him
>Or should it be purple...
>No, something different
>Now, should it be velvet or...
>No, silk
>Can't have the heat getting to him
>With a few scissors, you begin cutting for the designs you have in mind
>You know Anon's size, considering that one year you made him wear...
>Best not to bring that up
>You're forgetting something...
>Pockets!
>Always need one or two
>Just need to cut out some more fabric...
>Within a short time, you have everything you need!
>You get a needle, a thread with matching colors, put the thread through the needle... on many different needles
>It begins
>Right as the song hits the climax, you elegantly places all the parts together and start sewing them up
>You can't help but dance along with the music
>Even your magic sews to the beat
>It doesn't take long to finish all of this up
>Imagine if you didn't have magic
>This would have taken easily more than an hour
>...Wait, pockets
>Just add that real quick
>And... done!
>You've successfully created a new vest for Anon
>This should do well in replacing that old, torn up vest he still has on
>You're all giddy right now
>He will be so happy with this!
>Well, when he gets home...
>Now what should you do?
>...
>You smell smoke

>That is indeed smoke
>From something burning
>...
"Pinkie!"
>You quickly run downstairs
>She probably set the oven on fire
>Or the kitchen
>Or maybe even...
>Where's the fire extinguisher!
>You instantly see it on the wall near the kitchen
"Clear!"
>You nearly jump into the kitchen and attempt to put out the fire
>After spraying for a few seconds, the fire seems to have died out
>You're panting heavily over the adrenaline rush you just had
>"Rarity! Why'd you do that!"
>You see Pinkie rise from the foam you sprayed on her
>And now she looks like Santa Claus
"P-Pinkie! What were you DOING down here!
>"Making cupcakes."
>She sounds so calm
"I was only upstairs for a few minutes..."
>"Well yeah, it doesn't take THAT long to make cupcakes. You had a lot of ingredients for a quick batch, so I didn't waste any time-"
"Then why did I smell smoke?!"
>"Uh... yeah, about that."
>Pinkie pushed all the foam out of the way and opened the oven
>You see the base of the cupcakes still cooking
"But... why-"
>"Ahem!"
>She points to a spot on the bottom
>It's... burnt
"Oh..."
>"That's probably what you were smelling all the way up there."
"So... let me get this straight. You made enough batter for a batch of cupcakes."
>"Uh huh."
"Put them all onto a sheet for them to cook."
>"Yeah."
"Somehow managed to spill a tiny bit into the oven itself."
>"Yup."
"And it gave off a strong odor when it was burnt."
>"Exactly!"
"...Within a few minutes?"
>"Yuppers."
"How did you get all of that done within that short time span?"
>"I dunno, I work fast."
"But..."
>Pinkie Pie
>You'll never truly understand how she works
>It just works
"At least everything wasn't as bad as I thought."
>Until you looked at the entire kitchen
>It's a huge mess
"Um..."
>"You want some help cleaning the kitchen?"
"That would be lovely, deary."
>Anon cleans up all the time
>How hard could it possibly be?

>Mistakes were made
>How do you get rid of all that foam!
>Did the people who make fire extinguishers ever think of the mess it makes?!
>You've been at this for nearly fifteen minutes now, and all of this junk just sticks to the floors!
>While on your hands and knees, you just keep scrubbing away to little avail
>All this water you're using is even getting on your clothes
>You even fell onto a puddle, getting your skirt all wet
>Not only did it cost quite a bit of money, anyone could probably see your... private area through the clothing
>It just keeps getting worse
>Your hands are pruning from all the water and soap products you've used
>A surplus of skin cream will be needed tonight!
>The worst part about all this?
>Pinkie only helped for a total of three minutes before she had to tend to her cupcakes
>She seems to be taking her sweet time now!
>And now she stands in front of you, munching on her finished product
>"Mmmmmmm... want one?"
"Why yes, I would love one... after we're done cleaning!"
>"Oh, alright."
>Pinkie goes into one of the cabinets and pulls out a cleaning product
>She sprays it down, takes a sponge and-
>It...
>Its coming right off
>She's already cleaned more of the floor in ten seconds than what took you ten minutes
>After a minute, she's already done...
>"There, alllllll better."
>she pulls out a cupcake from out of nowhere
>"Cupcake?"
>You're left in shock and awe
"But it... but I... how did you...?"
>"All you had to use was the right soap. You kept using the wrong one."
"And why didn't you tell me before?!"
>"I dunno, I thought you were playing a prank on me. Who would use a soap that normally cleans glass windows on the floor?"
"But... ugh, just give me it."
>You snatch the cupcake out of her hands
>...Wow, this is good
>It even has one of those gummies Pinkie loves on the top
>You wonder if Anon would like that
>Speaking of Anon...
>"So, where's Anon?"
"Good question, Pinkie..."

>You are Anon
>and-
>"I'm tellin' ya'll, Applejack wouldn't lie to me!"
>"Applebloom, how could a bird fly through the night and drop off a baby? Wouldn't that raise more questions on where babies come from."
>"Come on, Scootaloo, I don't think we'll ever convince her without an adult confirming anything... hey Anon, you're an adult, where do babies come from?"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XhN3NsLmDQ
"...What are these schools teaching all of you?! You're all about to be teenagers, so why haven't they told you about any of this?!"
>"...So about that answer."
"Ask your teachers tomorrow. Sweetie Belle, this conversation has gone on for long enough. We should get going."
>You walk Sweetie Belle to the car
>"But Anon, if we-"
"No buts! Schools are here for a reason."
>That and you really don't want to discuss the birds and the bees with a little girl
>Discussing that with Rarity was challenging enough
>Now, you're simply driving home with Sweetie Belle minding her own business
>...Your phone started ringing
>*click!*
"Hello?"
>"Anon, buddy! Are you free right now?"
"I'm driving Sweetie Belle home, sir."
>"Good! Now, how do you block certain phone numbers for a a little while? I kinda want to go out for a night without getting yelled at by the missus over the phone, because seriously, its always over the phone."
"*sigh* Just look into your contacts and press block. You can unblock it afterwards..."
>"Thanks, Anon! This'll probably be my last call, too!"
"It won't be"
>"What was that?"
"I'm sure it will be!"
>"Alrighty! See ya!"
>*click!*
>It just never ends today...
>You're becoming quite exhausted today
>"Hey Anon, are you alright?"
"Yes, Sweetie Belle, I'm quite alright... just a little tired."
>"Have you been working really hard a lot?"
"Indeed I have been, but its my job, so I have no problem with this whatsoever."
>"Why don't you take a break?"
"That... would be lovely, but your father would-"
>"He's not even here."
"..."
>"..."
"Sweetie Belle."
>"Yeah?"
"Don't tell your father about this."
>"Alright."
"Splendid!"
>You nearly floor it on the gas pedal

>You are Rarity
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiV_EMGY2K0
>And you're so boooooored
>Not only did Pinkie insist on greeting Anon when he arrived, but it would be rude to leave a guest alone without any real activity to enjoy
>Curse the ethics of a proper lady
>Now you and Pinkie are just sitting there
>At the table
>Doing nothing
>She's just sitting there...
>Only thing is...
>She's looking at you
>And you're looking at her
>And she's still looking at you...
>And you're still looking at her...
>Right as you're about to scream from boredom, Pinkie picks up a nearby spoon and... starts tapping the table
>It looks like she's really enjoying it too
>You can almost hear a melody starting...
>...
>You start tapping your fingers against the table
>Pinkie's rhythm doesn't stop
>With a little timing, you start adding to her consistent tapping
>You can even imagine the tune in your head of what this would actually sound like
>It sounds like...
>Waiting music
>...
>!
>You see a car outside
>Salvation!

>You are Anon
>And you're finally home!
>It only took a few minutes to drive home
>Sweetie Belle is... yup, she's fine
>You decide to pick her up and bring her into the house
>Just like old times
>As you get close to the front door, you go to pick up your keys and-
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27WKaZ3AY4U
>the door quickly opens up
>"Welcome home, Anon!"
"Uh... Thank you, Rarity."
>"I'm glad you're... what happened to Sweetie Belle?"
>"The speed... the turns... the... music..."
"She'll be fine. I remember when you were like this a few years ago."
>"...Really?"
"Oh come now, you loved it."
>"Touche."
>You walk right inside, enter to living room, and seat Sweetie Belle onto the couch
"There we are. She'll be fine in a short amount of time."
>"I hope you're right."
>"Hey Anon, want a cupcake."
>You didn't even notice Pinkie pop up right next to you...
"Oh, thank you, Pinkie."
>"Pinkie! I was going to give him that!"
>"Heh... sorry."
"No need to pout, Rarity."
>You take a bite of the small treat
>Mmm... pretty tasty
"This isn't half bad. Where did you girls get these from?"
>"I made them!"
"Is that so? Well, believe me when I say this. You're pretty good, Pinkie."
>"Aww, thanks, Anon."
>You see Rarity getting frustrated
>How strange...
>After indulging in more of that tasty cupcake, you sit down in one of the comfortable chairs
"Ah yes, that's the stuff..."
>"Anon? Are you alright?"
>Rarity sits on one of the armchairs, clearly looking concerned
"Yes, quite alright, but I do have a request."
>"Really?"
"Indeed I do. If its fine with you, may I take some time to... rejuvenate my body with some R&R?"
>"Well of course, darling! I wouldn't want you to overwork yourself."
"Thank you very much, Rarity."
>You feel your nerves relax
>Just you, your thoughts, and nothing else
>If only more days were like this
>It's as if you're reached nirvana...
>"Anon, would you like some help relaxing?"
>Oh no

"No no, that's quite alright. I'm not that old. Just sitting here, collecting my thoughts is enough for me."
>Dear god
>You can see Rarity give the biggest puppy dog face you've ever seen
>Those eyes
>You can't say no to that...
"...Fine."
>Rarity instantly brightens up
>Oh dear, she's using her magic
>"For starters, I was wondering if you like... this!"
"Oh my, is that a new vest?"
>"Correct! I made it just for you."
"That's lovely, Rarity."
>"Try it on!"
"...I beg your pardon?"
>Too late
>She already ripped off what was left of your old vest
>Considering the damage, there was no fixing it anyway
>You grab the vest and begin putting it on
>"Oh, let me button that for you."
>And she does just that, allowing the vest to fit perfectly on
>Is this silk?
>It feels quite comfortable
>"How does it feel?"
"It feels wonderful, Rarity. Let me just turn down the air conditioner in the house and-"
>"Oh my goodness, are you feeling cold? I'll fix that straight away!"
>You don't even get up as Rarity wraps a blanket around you while dialing the air conditioner back a little bit
>comfortable, but...
>"Do you want to put your feet up?"
"I'll just-"
>*click!*
>The underside of the chair flings forward, pushing your legs up all of a sudden
>It almost gave you a heart attack... metaphorically speaking
>"Would you like some tea? De-caffeinated coffee? Perhaps simple hot cocoa?"
"Uh-"
>"Tea it is!"
>Her magic is still going
>Is she really heating a pot without looking at it!?
>The thought of that sends shivers down your body
>"You're still chilly?! Don't worry, I'll take care of that personally."
>You didn't even say anything!
>What could she-
>...
>No
>No no no!
>Rarity is pressing herself up against you
>Its usually quite sweet of her to do this, but considering where you are right now...
>She's practically laying on you
>You can even feel her breasts-
"Rarity!"

>"Yes, Anon?"
>You slowly inch yourself out of the blanket
"I think that's quite enough, young lady."
>Rarity nearly jumps away from you
>"Was I not good enough?"
"No, you just-"
>"You don't like me, do you?"
"What?! How could I-"
>"Am I ugly to you?"
"...I think you're getting a little carried away here."
>"Every morning, you pay no mind to how I look. I'm probably hideous to you!"
>Tears are forming in her eyes
"No, I'm simply-"
>"Don't look at me! I'm disgusting!"
>She begins crying as she runs upstairs
"Rarity, just wait a minute!"
>*slam!*
>And she just shut her door...
>Teenagers...
>Those raging hormones only cause trouble
>"Holy moley, I didn't think that would happen!"
>Pinkie has an awful tendency to pop up out of nowhere...
"That's Rarity for you. She tends to over react."
>"I don't think she's over reacting , Anon."
"What do you mean by that?"
>Pinkie grabs a chair, pulls out a note pad, and starting charting down... something
>"Were you in love when you were young?"
"What does that have anything to do with-"
>"Hey! I'm asking the questions here."
"...Yes, why?"
>"How did it feel?"
"Well, it was small but I wanted to be close to that woman. I tried everything I could t-... oh."
>"Ahhhhh~, now you're getting it."
"You mean Rarity..."
>"Hey, you had a crush at her age, didn't you?"
"Oh no, this simply will not do. She can't actually... well, you know."
>"Come on, Anon. I noticed it while she was waiting for you to come home!"
"What a dreadful turn of events..."
>You hear the tea pot in the other room
>Rarity didn't turn it off
>This could be of use to you
"Very well, I will talk to her about this shortly, but after I've had a cup of tea. I know how Rarity is, and on days like this, she needs some time to calm down."
>"Great! Can I have a cup too?"
"Certainly."
>"Oh, and could you make me a sandwich?"
"No."

>After making Pinkie a sandwich to avoid losing your job, tea was exactly what you needed to get yourself straightened out
>It has been some time, so you decide to talk to Rarity about this whole ordeal
"Pinkie."
>"Anon."
"Please excuse me, I must tend to Rarity."
>"Okie dokie!"
>You walk up the stairs, stroll on over to her room, and knock on the door
"Hello? Rarity! Are you alright?"
>You hear nothing
"I'm coming in, Rarity."
>The door isn't locked, so you simply let yourself in
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGf2b1H91JA
>Oh dear, music
>Always the dramatic one, she was
>Rarity is just standing in front of her mirror...
>Naked
>Not like this is anything new to you, but...
>She looks so depressed
>"Am I really so repulsive?"
>You're a little frightened about trekking near her
>Will Rarity simply reject you now?
>"Anon..."
>Dammit, you must say something to her!
"Rarity, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings."
>All of a sudden, you feel a force pull on you
>Her blue aura is enveloping you
>Rarity turns around and puts her arms around you
>Her magic wears off, but...
>She's holding onto you deeply
>"Please, tell me I'm not ugly!"
>You embrace her, holding her softly with your arms
"You're not ugly, Rarity."
>"But..."
>You start stroking her hair
"There there, it's alright. You're a beautiful, attractive young lady."
>"R-Really?"
"Really. I've never seen someone your age with such a beautiful body before. Your elegance and radiance is unmatched."
>"Anon, why do you avoid me?"
"Oh Rarity, I don't avoid you. I'm simply being professional-"
>her grip tightens
"-And... I've known you for a long time. You're like a daughter to me. I could never think ill of you."
>She looks up at you with tears in her eyes, but a smile on her face
>"You love me... like a family?"
"Absolutely."
>She continues to hug you while her magic turns off that infernal music
>Rarity finally starts to calm down
>Even as an attractive young lady, she's still the little girl you helped raise

>After a few more minutes to recollect her thoughts, Rarity finally calms herself down, puts on a fabulous dress, and fixes her make up
"Feeling better?"
>"Positively absolutely."
"I'm glad to hear that."
>The two of you stroll on over to the door
>"I think I really needed that release. It becomes difficult to hold all of that in."
"At your age, it will take quite some time before you become proficient at controlling yourself. For now, considering how much better you're feeling, what activity you would like to partake in?"
>Right as you open the door...
>"We could play this board game I found."
>The two of you jump back in surprise
"Miss Pinkie Pie! You simply must stop doing that!"
>"Doing what?"
>"Pinkie, you can't just jump out of nowhere all the time. You could have given Anon a heart attack."
"I'm not that old..."
>"Sorry about that... but still, wanna play?"
>You look at Rarity
>She seems up for it
"We'd love to, Pinkie."

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-yRTgSXMT8
>Now this is what you would call relaxing
>Having fun with Rarity, Pinkie, and the now rejuvenated Sweetie Belle
>Drinking some nice, hot tea
>Everyone is having fun
>You're losing in every way possible in this board game
>Seriously, how do you get such low rolls from two dice?!
>It's just maddening to think that-
>You remind yourself to not ruin the fun
>"Alright! Rarity's up next!"
>"Ok... come on, high roll... yes!"
>"Wow, Rarity, a five and a six again?"
>"What can I say? I guess I'm both beautiful and lucky!"
>Everyone gives a good laugh, except Sweetie Belle
>*ding dong*
>"Oh, that must be the pizza guy! Don't worry, Nonny, I got this."
>Nonny?
"Thank you, Pinkie."
>Pinkie runs off towards the front door
>"I hope the pizza tastes good."
>"Rarity, when was the last time we ordered anything?"
>"Hmm... I don't know."
"Probably before I arrived here, meaning I don't think you've ever actually had any, Sweetie Belle."
>"Huh... now this is exciting!"

>Soon enough, Pinkie walks back in with a pile of bags and a box
>"Alright! First off, the box for the adorable unicorn-types!"
>Pinkie nearly throws the pizza box, but it lands softly on the table
>Is she really an earth-type?
>"And next we have... ta da!"
>You're handed a small container
>You open it up to reveal your meal
>A nice container of soup
>"Soups on, Nonny!"
>And then, Pinkie sits down dramatically
>"And for the Piece de Resistance."
>she lugs all the bags onto the table
>"I ordered two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty fives, one slice of pizza with cheese, and a large soda."
>...what
>everyone, including you, is just staring at her
>"What? I had coupons!"
"..."
>"..."
>"..."
>"Hey, a girl's gotta eat!"
"..."
>"Don't question it, Anon. It's Pinkie Pie."
"Agreed."
>You move the board game off the table
>Rarity was going to win anyway
>Pinkie starts nearly inhaling all of her food
>Dear god, where does she put it all?!
>Sweetie Belle opens the box up while Rarity grabs some plates with her magic
>She grabs a utensil for you as well
"Thank you, Rarity."
>"Anytime, Anon."
>You're happy to see her helping around instead of you accomplishing everything
>For one day, that is
>You do have a job to keep up
>"Wait, you got me veggie pizza? As my first delivery food?"
>"Oh come now, Sweetie Belle. You eat this all the time."
"She's right, Sweetie Belle. I told Pinkie to specifically order this. I didn't think there would be a fuss."
>"It's fine... I was just expecting something, you know, different."
"I'm sure it will taste different, now eat up before it gets cold."
>Finally, the two start indulging on their meals
>As for you, the soup shouldn't taste bad at all
>With your spoon in hand, you taste it
>Hmm...
>Not bad
>For that price, you were expecting a lot worse
>Price...
>Wait a minute
"Pinkie, how good were those coupons?"
>"Uh... pretty good."
"How much was the order?"
>"I dunno."
"...You don't know?"
>"I think it was pretty good. Wasn't anything too bad."
"And what's your definition of 'too bad'?"
>"Uh... where's that receipt... ah ha!"
>Pinkie picks up a random bag, and out comes the paper in question
>"Let's see... wow, that's a lot of zeros."
"Zeros?!"
>"Yeah!"
>You jump out of your chair and snatch the receipt out of her hand
"Give me that!"
>The total price reads...
>$40.00
>...
"That's what you meant by a lot of zeros..."
>"The power of coupons never fails."
>Pinkie pulled out a plethora of coupons from... somewhere and held one between each finger
"Why do you have so many?"
>"Hey, when I wanna eat, I can't just go around spending money all willy nilly. Sometimes, I just don't wanna cook either."
"Hmm... excellent point."
>Rarity and Sweetie stopped mid bite due to your little outburst
"My apologies, girls. Everything is alright, just eat as you would normally."
>Now that you really look at it, it seems as though all of this food could easily cost up to twice the amount you actually paid for
>Not bad, Pinkie...
>The rest of dinner time went without a fuss

>"Mmm... now that was a meal!"
"Indeed it was. Not cooking for one day is just what a man like myself needed."
>"The vegetables were a little overcooked... but it was still edible. How did you like the pizza, Sweetie belle?"
>Sweetie Belle let out a small burp, causing her to blush a little bit
>"Heh heh... it was delicious."
>Everyone was well fed from the meal
>By now, it was dark outside
>Pinkie should be getting home soon...
>You clap your hands together
"Alright, everyone, I'm afraid it's getting rather late. Allow me to clean up the table, then I'll take Miss Pinkie Pie home for the day."
>"Alrighty!"
>"Thanks for the food, Anon."
>"Let me help you with this."
>Rarity began using her magic to lift up all the plates, boxes, and bags from the table
>That should make it much easier to clean
"Thank you very much, Rarity. Just put all of that near the garbage pale and I'll take care of the rest."
>After taking some time to clean up, Pinkie looks ready to part ways
>You grab the keys and meet her near the front door
"Alright, Miss Pinkie Pie. Are you ready to go?"
>"Yes sir! Bye, Rarity! Bye, Sweetie Belle!"
>"Have a safe trip home, Pinkie!"
>"Bye, Pinkie!"
>And with that, you and Pinkie head towards the car
>"Thanks for offering to bring me home."
"It's no trouble at all."
>"Great! Now... wait, what time is it?!"
"Let's see... 7:50 PM."
>"*GASP!* I'm gonna be late for my favorite TV show! Anon, you have to drive fast!"
>you grip the steering wheel right as you enter the car
"Did you say..."
>The engine starts
"Drive fast?"

>After a very quick ride and slamming your foot on the breaks, Pinkie jumps out of the car at the right moment
>And she sticks the landing!
>"Thanks Anon! That was amazing!"
"Ha ha! Anytime, Miss Pinkie Pie."
>Pinkie runs straight into her home without a moment's notice
>Now its time for a simple drive home...
>You turn on the radio
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbDmYQiQ3j8
>After realizing how important it may be to simple relax and enjoy life again, you decide on taking the scenic route
>A few turns later, you reach the hillside highway
>People say it can be a little dangerous to drive here
>On the other hand, it gives a wonderful view of Canterlot, a very small, but lively City
>Truly, such a place depicts modern times
>The lights, the cars moving, and the faint sound of people cheering
>At this time of night, everyone parties over there, no matter how fancy they can be
>Even better is the view of the mountain it's attached to
>You'll never know how a city can be on a mountain
>Then again, technology has come a long way
>That or those unicorn types use magic to keep it up
>...Nah, doesn't make sense
>Look at you, lost in thought while on the road
>Yet again, you feel younger
>Perhaps its best to never forget how it felt to be that age again
>You don't want to lose sight of who you used to be
>But enough about that, Rarity and Sweetie Belle should get to bed soon
>Although they insist on staying up for long hours, they will listen to you
>...And you don't want Rarity being late for school
>Again
>You shift into the next gear and head home straight away

>Who would have thought a simple drive would take this long
>The girls better get to bed
>As you step into the house...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZLbUIa7exE
"Girls, I'm home!"
>No response
"...Girls?"
>Right as you look into the living room, however, you get your answer
>You see Rarity and Sweetie Belle, sleeping on the couch while fashion accessories are scattered around the coffee table
>Some things never really change...
>You gather everything up, find a good spot to place it all, and leave a label for Rarity to read
>She'd hate to not know where all of her belongings went
>Now for the hard part
>Getting the two of them to their room
>Hmm...
>Maybe you haven't changed at all either
>First off, Sweetie Belle
>She's laying down, which makes this easy
>You gently move your arms under her body and slowly lift her up
>Strength hasn't left you yet
>Now that Sweetie Belle is in your arms, you begin trekking towards her room upstairs
>It doesn't take very long
>After fumbling with the door knob, you enter her room
>Simple, pink, and a big bed just for her
>You simple let her down smoothly onto the mattress
>Getting her out of those clothes and into Pajamas would simply wake her up
>Can't have that
>A girl her age always needs her rest
>You make sure there's nothing on her person besides her clothes as well
>Her cell phone...
>Few dollars...
>There we go, nothing left
>Finally, you lift Sweetie Belle's comforter and blanket over herself
>You can see a smile form on her face
>Maximum Comfy Status: Achieved
>You place a small kiss on her forehead at the end of it all, exit her room, and close the door
>Now for Rarity...
>Both harder and easier
>Easier due to the fact that she sleeps like a rock for an hour after she falls asleep
>Harder because... she's older
>Sweetie Belle was light, and not to say Rarity is heavy, but she's not exactly a child anymore
>No no, you can do this...
>For Rarity
>As you walk downstairs, you find Rarity in the exact same spot she was before
>Still in a deep sleep state
>Good
>Rarity is sitting on one of the chairs
>Shouldn't be hard at all
>You attempt the same maneuver you used on Sweetie Belle, easily allowing yourself to lift Rarity up
>Hmm... she really is lightweight
>Considering certain... assets on Rarity, you expected her to be heavier
>Same song and dance now
>Up the stairs, doorknobs are hard while carrying someone, Her room has a good sized bed
>However, there is one thing you need to do...
>Rarity doesn't exactly like sleeping with clothes on
>After a few hours, she will just wake up and take it all off, except maybe leaving her underwear on
>You don't understand why, but apparently some people just much prefer to sleep naked
>After some though, you decide to abide by her methods
>You lay her down on the bed and begin taking her clothes off
>Everything comes off smoothly
>First the jewelry, then the skirt, her shirt, her bra...
>Then there's...
>She's fine with having those on
>Soon enough, she's ready for a good night's sleep
>At least her blankets are so light, if won't wake her up
>You cover her up nicely
>...Are you forgetting something?
>Ah, yes!
>Her night mask
>Can't forget that
>You gently put the strap over her head and lean the mask over her eyes
>Wait, doesn't this count as sleeping with apparel?
>Shouldn't she wake up?
>...
>Young people can be weird these days
>Finally, as you're done, you do one last thing...
>you give her a little kiss on her forehead
>She begins smiling and... blushing?
>It's kinda cute, actually
>She looks at peace now
>You leave the room and close the door gently
>Finally, the day is done
>You still have to go into your own room, which was provided by Rarity's father
>Yes, you pretty much live here now
>Not that is bothers you or anything
>Living with those two girls really gives you something to look forward to every day
>After all...
>Today was just another great day as a butler
>And you wouldn't have it any other way