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GreenLight's Wild Ride: Food Theft

Sep 29th, 2013
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  1. [19:34] <GreenLight|GM> GreenHoof has managed to convince you all to help him find out just WHAT is happening... he's finding small portions of food being stolen from his farm, frequentlyy
  2. [19:35] * GreenHoof is pissed
  3. [19:35] <GreenLight|GM> Bye Feld, have a good time!
  4. [19:35] <Arrant_Hold> [HE'S ANGRY]
  5. [19:35] <GreenLight|GM> No worries, Feld
  6. [19:35] <Feldspar> I'll lurk~!
  7. [19:35] <GreenHoof> [Wait, Feld's not coming?]
  8. [19:35] <GoldenTouch> when are we staring?
  9. [19:36] <GreenLight|GM> Apparently not, and now. Hold your *horses*
  10. [19:36] <Feldspar> [>mare this preggers mare going on any canon quest]
  11. [19:36] == High_Tide [~weh@w134-87-188-131.wireless.uvic.ca] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  12. [19:36] * Arrant_Hold walks onto to Green Hoof's farm, his ax slung on his back, and rope over his shoulder.
  13. [19:37] <GreenLight|GM> The trees around you are all changing colors, going from the lush greens of times gone by to multi-colored, seemingly magical trees, and now are slowly transition into their winter wear.
  14. [19:37] <GreenLight|GM> *Music for the first part*
  15. [19:37] <GreenLight|GM> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIHwf4PArkA
  16. [19:37] * Mary_ONette arrives dacning
  17. [19:38] * GreenSleeves stares at Hoof's haunches.
  18. [19:38] <Arrant_Hold> [What time o' day?]
  19. [19:38] * GreenHoof is standing there, waiting for everyone with Sleeves
  20. [19:38] * Arrant_Hold waves at Sleeves and Hoof
  21. [19:38] <GreenLight|GM> Whatever time it is right now, fuck, I dunno, afternoon?
  22. [19:38] <Arrant_Hold> "Hey there! Long time no see."
  23. [19:38] <Feldspar> [/me is offering support as a sortanpc char!]
  24. [19:38] <Arrant_Hold> [Afternoon it is]
  25. [19:38] * FeatherDuster trots up to the group and to Hoof
  26. [19:39] <Mary_ONette> "Hi Feather"
  27. [19:39] == GreenLight|GonkMaster [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  28. [19:39] == GreenLight|GM [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: Web client closed]
  29. [19:39] <Arrant_Hold> [what I'm listening to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_kKFjwpwqc]
  30. [19:39] <Able_Tome> [Already starting?]
  31. [19:39] * Arrant_Hold waves at Feathers "Yo!"
  32. [19:39] * GreenLight|GonkMaster slaps Arrant for his non-superior music
  33. [19:40] == Feldspar has changed nick to FeldFood
  34. [19:40] * FeatherDuster grins to Mary, " Hey there. " he waves back at Arrant
  35. [19:40] <GreenLight|GonkMaster> Able, it is not too late.
  36. [19:40] <Arrant_Hold> [It's moar fittin']
  37. [19:40] <GreenLight|GonkMaster> [Feld backed out, no one else claimed]
  38. [19:40] <GreenHoof> "Hey, Arrant! How're you doin'?"
  39. [19:40] * GoldenTouch trots into the group "Hia!"
  40. [19:40] <Arrant_Hold> "Been good. Managed to get my hooves on that radio station, so I've been doin' great!"
  41. [19:41] <GreenSleeves> [Wat]
  42. [19:41] * GreenHoof looks surprised "Radio station?"
  43. [19:41] <Arrant_Hold> "Before you ask: No it does not have the equipment, unfortunately."
  44. [19:41] * Mary_ONette calms down her dancing and gets serious
  45. [19:41] <Arrant_Hold> "But! I'm looking to get some!" He smiles, brightly.
  46. [19:41] <Arrant_Hold> "But, enough about me. What's goin' on here?"
  47. [19:41] <GreenHoof> "Woah... that'll be awesome, man!"
  48. [19:42] * Arrant_Hold nods and grins, with bright eyes.
  49. [19:42] <GoldenTouch> "So hoof, why did you drag me here?"
  50. [19:42] * FeatherDuster listens in
  51. [19:42] <Arrant_Hold> "Yeah, why ARE we here?"
  52. [19:42] * Mary_ONette listens
  53. [19:42] * GreenHoof looks serious again "Right. Something or someone has been stealing crops. Our asses are already in danger of starving this winter as it is, let alone our food supply dwindling cause of damn thieves... We need to figure this out and stop it."
  54. [19:43] <GreenSleeves> "Righto!"
  55. [19:43] <Arrant_Hold> "You think it's thieves and not wildlife?"
  56. [19:43] <GoldenTouch> "Sounds like a job for..."
  57. [19:43] <FeatherDuster> " Stealing food? Hmm. "
  58. [19:43] == GoldenTouch has changed nick to GoldenEye
  59. [19:43] * GreenHoof shrugs "Could be wildlife. They're still stealing our food."
  60. [19:43] <Arrant_Hold> "True. That does qualify for thieves..."
  61. [19:43] <Arrant_Hold> "Any idea where we would begin?"
  62. [19:43] <GoldenEye> "GoldenEye..."
  63. [19:44] == GreenLight|GM [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  64. [19:44] <GreenHoof> "Approximately 2 rations of food has been stolen from your farm every 3 days for a while now... I'm getting pretty pissed about this."
  65. [19:44] <GreenHoof> my farm*
  66. [19:44] <GreenHoof> [hue]
  67. [19:44] == GreenLight|GonkMaster [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: Web client closed]
  68. [19:44] * FeatherDuster he looks at the ground " Any tracks or trails? "
  69. [19:44] <GreenLight|GM> Oh, you
  70. [19:44] <GreenLight|GM> Funny thing, there's a reason Hoof JUST noticed.
  71. [19:44] <Arrant_Hold> "Can you show us to where the stolen rations where?"
  72. [19:45] <GreenHoof> [well fuck]
  73. [19:45] <GreenHoof> "Yeah. Follow me to the grainery."
  74. [19:45] * GreenHoof starts walking to the grainery."
  75. [19:45] * Arrant_Hold nods and follows
  76. [19:45] <Able_Tome> [seems like I'm out of the game, Light. Sorry.]
  77. [19:45] <Arrant_Hold> [I think I might know someone who would want in]
  78. [19:45] <GreenLight|GM> [No worries!]
  79. [19:45] <GreenLight|GM> [Who?]
  80. [19:45] * FeatherDuster follows the two earthies
  81. [19:45] <Arrant_Hold> [Unify]
  82. [19:46] <GreenLight|GM> [He's always welcome!]
  83. [19:46] * Mary_ONette follows
  84. [19:46] <Arrant_Hold> [I'm asking him, now]
  85. [19:46] * GoldenEye follows
  86. [19:46] <Arrant_Hold> [No go. He's got stuff]
  87. [19:46] * GreenSleeves follows, starting at Hoof's haunches the entite time.
  88. [19:47] * GreenHoof and the group stop in front of the granery. He opens the small, insulated door and walks in, gesturing for the others to follow
  89. [19:47] * Mary_ONette tries to contain her dancing habit as she follows along
  90. [19:47] * Arrant_Hold enters the granery
  91. [19:47] == GreenLight|GM_ [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  92. [19:47] <GreenLight|GM_> Your silly GM apologizes, and thinks he fixed the issue
  93. [19:48] * GreenSleeves enters.
  94. [19:48] <GreenLight|GM_> As I was saying, Hoof, roll for intuition
  95. [19:48] <GreenHoof> !roll d20
  96. [19:48] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  97. [19:49] <GreenLight|GM_> Ah, well
  98. [19:49] <GreenHoof> [fuck]
  99. [19:49] * GoldenEye goes in after hoof
  100. [19:49] * FeatherDuster trots along with eyes at the ground
  101. [19:49] <GreenLight|GM_> Only thing you can figure is that recently the thief must have been more... clumsy? ...Yeah, that's what you think...
  102. [19:49] == GreenLight|GM [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 202 seconds]
  103. [19:49] == GreenLight|GM_ has changed nick to GreenLight|GM
  104. [19:49] * Mary_ONette follows inside
  105. [19:49] <GoldenEye> "This looks like a very clumsy theif...."
  106. [19:50] <GreenHoof> "Fuck him. He's an asshole."
  107. [19:50] * Arrant_Hold looks around the granary "Judging by the mess, it seems our best bet is wildlife."
  108. [19:50] * GreenHoof looks at Arrant "That's... very logical."
  109. [19:51] <GreenLight|GM> Damn your low roll, Hoof
  110. [19:51] <GreenSleeves> "I bet the jews did it."
  111. [19:51] <Arrant_Hold> "No proper thief with any intelligence would leave such a mess."
  112. [19:51] <GoldenEye> [mary
  113. [19:51] <GoldenEye> http://imgur.com/lUyi1Jt
  114. [19:51] <FeatherDuster> " Maybe there was astruggle? "
  115. [19:51] <Mary_ONette> [:3]
  116. [19:51] <GoldenEye> "Why don't we split up and look for clues gang!
  117. [19:51] <Arrant_Hold> "Doubtful. Unless there was competition going on between tow different theives."
  118. [19:51] == Mary_ONette [webchat@c-75-69-215-212.hsd1.nh.comcast.net] has left #FourCannonPnP []
  119. [19:51] <Arrant_Hold> *two
  120. [19:51] * FeatherDuster looks to Golden, " Fred pls..."
  121. [19:52] == Mary_ONette [webchat@c-75-69-215-212.hsd1.nh.comcast.net] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  122. [19:52] <Arrant_Hold> "Actually, that's not a bad idea."
  123. [19:52] <Arrant_Hold> "Let's take a look around the room."
  124. [19:52] <Arrant_Hold> "See if we find anything."
  125. [19:52] <Mary_ONette> "hmm"
  126. [19:52] * GoldenEye adds a gold star to his list of good ideas
  127. [19:53] <GreenHoof> "Right. I'll give you fags a Scoobie Snack if we figure this out."
  128. [19:53] * GreenHoof starts looking around
  129. [19:53] * FeatherDuster moves to the left side and begins searching around for anything
  130. [19:53] * Mary_ONette starts searching around
  131. [19:53] * Arrant_Hold moves about the room, and looks around for anything out of place, or peculiar.
  132. [19:53] * GreenSleeves looks for clues on GreenHoof's haunches.
  133. [19:54] <GreenLight|GM> Sleeves, roll
  134. [19:54] == RainBusyWithFamily [~FourCanno@mo-71-50-20-226.dhcp.embarqhsd.net] has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
  135. [19:54] == RainBusyWithFamily [~FourCanno@mo-71-50-20-226.dhcp.embarqhsd.net] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  136. [19:54] * GoldenEye looks for clues with arrant, "Rut ro rarrant"
  137. [19:54] <GreenLight|GM> As for the rest of you, roll as well
  138. [19:54] <Arrant_Hold> !roll d20 Rollan
  139. [19:54] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  140. [19:54] <GreenHoof> "Actually... wait. There's been more food stolen than I've noticed stolen just recently, meaning that the thief was pretty sneaky for a while, at least. This is different."
  141. [19:54] <Mary_ONette> !roll d20 snooping about
  142. [19:54] <GameServ> 17 == 17
  143. [19:55] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20
  144. [19:55] <GameServ> 13 == 13
  145. [19:55] <Arrant_Hold> "Hm... I wonder why this time is different then."
  146. [19:55] <GreenLight|GM> Mary finds... hoof marks?
  147. [19:55] <GreenLight|GM> Right outside the door, pointing towards the forest
  148. [19:55] <Arrant_Hold> "Anyone find anything?"
  149. [19:55] <GoldenEye> !roll 1d20 mystery machine
  150. [19:55] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  151. [19:55] <Mary_ONette> "duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudes"
  152. [19:56] * Arrant_Hold turns to Mary
  153. [19:56] <GreenHoof> "What?"
  154. [19:56] * FeatherDuster 's ears perk up and he goes toward Mary
  155. [19:56] * GreenHoof trots over to Mary "You found something?"
  156. [19:56] <Mary_ONette> "I found hoof marks...leading into the forest"
  157. [19:56] <GreenHoof> "Hoof marks..."
  158. [19:56] <Mary_ONette> "This ain't no wildlife"
  159. [19:56] <GoldenEye> "So its not an animal..."
  160. [19:57] <Arrant_Hold> "Hm..."
  161. [19:57] <GreenSleeves> "It's the ghost of Silver Tongue!"
  162. [19:57] <FeatherDuster> " So now it's a matter of 'who' instead of 'what'...."
  163. [19:57] <Arrant_Hold> "If its a pony, it's probably someone we know..."
  164. [19:58] <GreenHoof> "Fuck it. Let's just follow the tracks for now."
  165. [19:58] <Arrant_Hold> "Or maybe someone squatting up here, seeking refuge for some reason..."
  166. [19:58] <FeatherDuster> " Sleeves pls, that's just an old mare's tale. " he laughs as he says this since it was only a few months ago
  167. [19:58] * Arrant_Hold nods at GreenHoof "Agreed."
  168. [19:58] * GreenHoof starts following the hoof prints
  169. [19:58] * Arrant_Hold follows Hoof
  170. [19:58] * FeatherDuster follows Arrant
  171. [19:58] * GreenSleeves follows GreenHoof's haunches.
  172. [19:58] * GoldenEye follows hoof following the hoofs
  173. [19:58] * GreenHoof can feel GreenSleeves' eyes fixated on his haunces
  174. [19:59] * Mary_ONette follows the group keeping an eye
  175. [19:59] <GreenHoof> haunches*
  176. [19:59] * GoldenEye trots next to hoof whispering in his ear "I think sleeves is staring at your haunches..."
  177. [20:00] <GreenLight|GM> Song #2 Unlocked: 'Journey into the Forest~'
  178. [20:00] * GreenHoof takes out a bottle of pruno and gulps a few swigs, putting it back in his saddlebag and looking at Golden "Oh I know this."
  179. [20:00] <GreenLight|GM> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ3z83QxFrg
  180. [20:01] <GreenLight|GM> [Shit, shit, fuck, have to take care of something big. Need a few minutes. Sorry!]
  181. [20:01] <GoldenEye> "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRHoPxAfy_Q
  182. [20:01] <GreenHoof> [No problem, take your time!]
  183. [20:01] <GoldenEye> [>The real journey theme]
  184. [20:01] == GreenLight|GM [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: Web client closed]
  185. [20:02] * GoldenEye follows the tracks "So how about that weather"
  186. [20:03] <Mary_ONette> "eh..."
  187. [20:03] <Arrant_Hold> "It's pleasant."
  188. [20:03] * GreenSleeves furrows his brow as he stares at Hoof's haunches with a greater determination.
  189. [20:03] <FeatherDuster> "It's cold as hell. "
  190. [20:04] * FeatherDuster shivers
  191. [20:04] <Mary_ONette> "I hate the cold..."
  192. [20:04] <GreenHoof> "Where you from, mary?"
  193. [20:04] <GoldenEye> "I love the cold!"
  194. [20:05] * FeatherDuster leans on Mary for warmth as he whines internally.
  195. [20:05] <Mary_ONette> "Everywhere..."
  196. [20:05] <GoldenEye> "Everywhere and nowhere...."
  197. [20:05] * GreenHoof raises an eyebrow "Uh... okay."
  198. [20:05] * Mary_ONette Lets Feather lean on her
  199. [20:05] * Arrant_Hold walks along silently
  200. [20:06] <FeatherDuster> [ 67 degrees in 4C ]
  201. [20:06] <GreenHoof> [ew]
  202. [20:06] <Arrant_Hold> [67 is okay by me]
  203. [20:06] <Arrant_Hold> [Brb Shower]
  204. [20:06] == Arrant_Hold [webchat@cpe-67-10-123-161.gt.res.rr.com] has quit []
  205. [20:06] <FeatherDuster> [ I know. It was 70 here today and THAT was too cold ]
  206. [20:06] <GreenSleeves> [67 aint shit]
  207. [20:06] * GreenHoof sways his hips as he walks, giving Sleeves a better view
  208. [20:06] <FeatherDuster> [ >tfw I will never leave my cave ]
  209. [20:06] <Mary_ONette> "On earth I always moved. I've never can adjust to the weather."
  210. [20:07] * GoldenEye looks at hoof and knows this nigga gay
  211. [20:07] <GreenHoof> "Ohhh I getcha."
  212. [20:07] * GreenSleeves blushes, but continues watching.
  213. [20:09] <GreenHoof> "Hey Goldie, what's the status on that crossbow? We still need to discuss payment."
  214. [20:10] * Mary_ONette really hates the cold
  215. [20:10] <GoldenEye> "The status is that It will be ready soon my good sir~ and the price we'll work out"
  216. [20:10] <GreenSleeves> "Can he pay you in >rape dollars?"
  217. [20:10] * Mary_ONette sticks close to Feather to stay warm
  218. [20:10] <GoldenEye> "Unless by rape dollars you mean bits"
  219. [20:11] * GreenHoof nods "I'm willing to wait and pay you more for this thing to be built to last, I want it to be top of the line, okay?"
  220. [20:11] * FeatherDuster rubs shoulders with Mary while listening to the others
  221. [20:13] == Arrant [webchat@cpe-67-10-123-161.gt.res.rr.com] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  222. [20:14] * Mary_ONette feels a bit warm as she listens to the others
  223. [20:14] <GreenHoof> [ GoldenEye is kill]
  224. [20:15] <GreenHoof> [brb piss]
  225. [20:15] <Arrant> [I have returned. what have i missed?]
  226. [20:16] <FeatherDuster> [ We found diamonds ]
  227. [20:16] <FeatherDuster> [ Everyone got some except you ]
  228. [20:16] <Arrant> [Bullshit]
  229. [20:17] * Arrant walks along the trail, enjoying the scenery.
  230. [20:17] * GreenSleeves watches GreenHoof's ass, enjoying the scenery.
  231. [20:17] == GreenLight|GM [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  232. [20:18] <GreenLight|GM> Your Gonk GM returns from his escapades
  233. [20:18] <GreenSleeves> [Did you fall in?]
  234. [20:18] <FeatherDuster> [ hooray! ]
  235. [20:18] <Arrant> !roll d20 Roll for Gonk
  236. [20:18] <GameServ> 19 == 19
  237. [20:18] <GreenLight|GM> Anyways
  238. [20:18] <FeatherDuster> [ gdi arrant ]
  239. [20:18] * GreenLight|GM slaps Arrant "NUMBER ONE RULE OF WILD RIDES"
  240. [20:18] <GreenLight|GM> [You don't know, so it's a warning :3]
  241. [20:19] <GoldenEye> PSorry]e
  242. [20:19] <Arrant> ["You do not talk about Wild Rides"? Or is it "They never end"?]
  243. [20:19] <GoldenEye> [I'm doing stuff for homecoming week]
  244. [20:19] <GoldenEye> [>I might have to run out for 10-20 min]
  245. [20:19] <Mary_ONette> "IhatethecoldIhatethecold"
  246. [20:19] <GreenLight|GM> ANYWAYS, [>Rolling when uncalled for] You all continue on the trip through the forest
  247. [20:19] <GreenLight|GM> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ3z83QxFrg
  248. [20:19] <FeatherDuster> [ You kids and your social lives ]
  249. [20:20] <GoldenEye> [:3]
  250. [20:20] <Arrant> [I already had mine. Didn't go.]
  251. [20:20] <GreenLight|GM> [Golden pls, >not skipping Homecoming with a bunch of bros and dates, instead having dinner and bowling]
  252. [20:20] <GreenHoof> [and getting no pussy]
  253. [20:20] <GreenSleeves> [Hoof pls]
  254. [20:20] <GreenSleeves> [>tfw]
  255. [20:20] <Arrant> [>Not going bowling with your cousins?]
  256. [20:20] <GoldenEye> [>I'm junior homecoming king fgt]
  257. [20:20] <GreenHoof> [/me didn't go to homecoming]
  258. [20:20] <Alerderna> [Use enough lube and get a blindfold, my bum can be your vag, Hoof.]
  259. [20:21] <GoldenEye> [>I'm gonna grind with GF all night~]
  260. [20:21] <FeatherDuster> [ Went to LAN partys during proms -gigglesnort- ]
  261. [20:21] <GreenLight|GM> [>tfw turned down pussy]
  262. [20:21] <GreenHoof> [/me was drunk on homecoming night at home playing video games]
  263. [20:21] <GreenLight|GM> OOC
  264. [20:21] <GreenLight|GM> PLS
  265. [20:21] <GoldenEye> [Please what?]
  266. [20:21] * FeatherDuster continues to the forest, close to Mary
  267. [20:21] * GreenHoof continues trotting along the hoof print path
  268. [20:21] <GreenLight|GM> The wondrous sites around you distracts yourself from the slightly-colder Fall weather
  269. [20:21] * Arrant continues following the trail
  270. [20:22] <FeatherDuster> " I...really need...to start wearing a jacket...or make one.."
  271. [20:22] <FeldFood> [WHAT HAVE I MISSED?]
  272. [20:22] <GreenLight|GM> !roll 1d4 possible events
  273. [20:22] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  274. [20:22] <FeatherDuster> [ not a damn thing ]
  275. [20:22] <GreenLight|GM> Oh ho ho
  276. [20:22] == FeldFood has changed nick to Feldspar
  277. [20:22] <GreenLight|GM> *RustleRustle*
  278. [20:22] <GreenLight|GM> A bush rustles next to you guys!
  279. [20:22] * Mary_ONette ears perk up
  280. [20:22] <Alerderna> [Ids da jimmy rustleeeeeerrrrrrrr!]
  281. [20:22] <Mary_ONette> "Windy?"
  282. [20:22] <GreenLight|GM> Hue, Mary
  283. [20:22] <Feldspar> [You can borrow my winter wear Feather!]
  284. [20:22] * Arrant turns to Feather "I actually found min-" His ears perk up
  285. [20:22] <GreenLight|GM> !roll 1d20 awesomeness of animal
  286. [20:22] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  287. [20:22] <GreenLight|GM> [Well then~]
  288. [20:22] * GreenSleeves listens.
  289. [20:22] * FeatherDuster cautiously looks over at bush and sniffs
  290. [20:23] * GoldenEye trots along
  291. [20:23] * Arrant turns to the awesome animal
  292. [20:23] <Mary_ONette> "looks at the bush"
  293. [20:23] <Arrant> [whatever it may be...]
  294. [20:23] * GreenHoof looks at the bush
  295. [20:23] <Mary_ONette> "It's okay come on out."
  296. [20:23] <GreenLight|GM> *RustleRustle*
  297. [20:23] <GreenLight|GM> *POP!*
  298. [20:23] <GreenLight|GM> !roll 1d6
  299. [20:23] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  300. [20:24] <GreenHoof> "Ruh roh..."
  301. [20:24] * FeatherDuster steps back
  302. [20:24] <GreenLight|GM> D'awwww
  303. [20:24] * Arrant holds his position
  304. [20:24] * GreenSleeves grins.
  305. [20:24] <FeatherDuster> [ It's a cute little 6! ]
  306. [20:24] * Mary_ONette hold her arms open
  307. [20:25] * GoldenEye doesn't know what it is but investigates
  308. [20:25] <GreenLight|GM> "Cheep!~" It's a cute little chick!~
  309. [20:25] <GreenHoof> "Dawwww~"
  310. [20:25] * Arrant squees "AAAAHAAAAHAA! It's so cute!~"
  311. [20:25] <Mary_ONette> "It adorable"
  312. [20:25] * GoldenEye squuees Awww!!!!!
  313. [20:25] <GreenLight|GM> It waddles around for a bit, a small circle of golden fluff
  314. [20:25] <GreenLight|GM> !roll 1d20
  315. [20:25] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  316. [20:25] * GreenHoof trots up to the little chick and bends down eye level with the bird "Hey there, little guy!"
  317. [20:25] <Feldspar> [bursts into flames]
  318. [20:25] * GreenSleeves mumbles "Dinner"
  319. [20:25] <GreenLight|GM> It loses its balance and falls flat on his face [hue]
  320. [20:26] * Arrant walks up to the chick and tries to pat it on the head
  321. [20:26] * Mary_ONette squess
  322. [20:26] <GreenLight|GM> Hoof roll
  323. [20:26] * GreenHoof chuckles and picks the chick back up to it's feet
  324. [20:26] <GreenHoof> !roll d20
  325. [20:26] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  326. [20:26] * GoldenEye dawws and picks the chick up "Awwww!"
  327. [20:26] <GreenHoof> [FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK]
  328. [20:26] <GreenLight|GM> The chick is too scared of you, falling back down.
  329. [20:26] <GreenLight|GM> ...Arrant, roll to pat
  330. [20:26] * Arrant holds out a hoof for the chick
  331. [20:26] <GreenLight|GM> Hang on Golden, you're next
  332. [20:26] <GreenHoof> "Awww! You don't need to be scared of me!"
  333. [20:26] <GoldenEye> [kk]
  334. [20:26] <Arrant> !roll d20
  335. [20:26] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  336. [20:27] <GreenLight|GM> ..............
  337. [20:27] <Arrant> [Aww]
  338. [20:27] <GreenLight|GM> !roll 1d4
  339. [20:27] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  340. [20:27] * FeatherDuster tilts his head at the little thing
  341. [20:27] <Mary_ONette> .me speaks to the chick "want to come with us?"
  342. [20:27] <GreenLight|GM> Your pat injures the poor little thing, wedging it into the ground!
  343. [20:27] <GoldenEye> "ARRANT"
  344. [20:27] <Arrant> "Oh shit! I'm sorry!"
  345. [20:27] * GoldenEye picks the chicken out of the ground
  346. [20:27] <GreenLight|GM> Golden, roll to pick up
  347. [20:28] <GoldenEye> "Come on little guy/girl its okay
  348. [20:28] <GoldenEye> !roll 1d20 i am fluttershy
  349. [20:28] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  350. [20:28] <GreenLight|GM> Not quite, but the chick approves of the golden winged creature
  351. [20:28] <GreenLight|GM> It hopes onto Golden's shoulder!~
  352. [20:28] <GoldenEye> [Hopes]
  353. [20:28] * FeatherDuster chuckles a bit at the cute thing then turns his head to the direction of the path
  354. [20:28] <GoldenEye> [I HAVE OBAMA ON MY SHOULDER]
  355. [20:28] * GreenLight|GM slaps himself
  356. [20:29] <GreenLight|GM> OKAY THEN!
  357. [20:29] <GreenLight|GM> Congrats on your new familiar, Obama the Chick!
  358. [20:29] * Arrant hangs his head low and walks along the trail "Fuck me..."
  359. [20:29] == Umbra_Electrum [~Nova@108.218.73.3] has quit [Read error: No route to host]
  360. [20:29] == Arrant [webchat@cpe-67-10-123-161.gt.res.rr.com] has quit [Quit: Web client closed]
  361. [20:29] * GoldenEye looks at the chicken on his shoulder Its okay little guy, I'll keep you safe
  362. [20:29] <GoldenEye> >Quotes why?
  363. [20:29] * GreenHoof chuckles and turns back to the trail, continuing the trek
  364. [20:29] <GreenSleeves> [You using kvirc?]
  365. [20:30] == Arrant [webchat@cpe-67-10-123-161.gt.res.rr.com] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  366. [20:30] <Mary_ONette> "What will be his name?"
  367. [20:30] <GreenLight|GM> The hoof marks soon dissipate, and you as a group find yourself at a literal crossroads
  368. [20:30] <GreenLight|GM> Mary, Golden already said it.
  369. [20:30] <GreenLight|GM> Obama~
  370. [20:31] * Arrant looks for the road less travelled
  371. [20:31] * Mary_ONette giggles
  372. [20:31] == RainBusyWithFamily has changed nick to Rain_Drop
  373. [20:31] * FeatherDuster looks up for any signs
  374. [20:31] <GreenLight|GM> OH you, Arrant
  375. [20:31] * Feldspar watches the group with the magic of OOC!
  376. [20:31] * Mary_ONette continues walking sticking close to Feather once more
  377. [20:31] <GreenLight|GM> To your left, you can see in the distance a hill, and... a small cave? Yeah, that's what that looks like.
  378. [20:31] <Arrant> [:3]
  379. [20:32] <GoldenEye> "So...Which way do we go?"
  380. [20:32] <GreenLight|GM> To your right, you see further along the path a bunch of thickets, and in between a... that could be a clearing?
  381. [20:32] <GreenSleeves> "Left."
  382. [20:32] * FeatherDuster looks to the left, to the left. Everything he owns in the box to the le-" Left! "
  383. [20:32] <GreenHoof> "F-fuck caves. let's go right..."
  384. [20:33] <GreenHoof> "Shit!"
  385. [20:33] <Arrant> "Right"
  386. [20:33] * Mary_ONette shrugs
  387. [20:33] * GreenHoof is scared of caves since Bob's death ;_;
  388. [20:33] <Arrant> "Wait a minute. No left. That clearing looks to good."
  389. [20:33] * GreenSleeves checks his hooves, then shouts. "Wait no right! I mean right!"
  390. [20:33] <GreenLight|GM> [Dammit Hoof this isn't supposed to give ME feels]
  391. [20:34] <Arrant> "Okay then. Right."
  392. [20:34] <GreenLight|GM> *Music of the Clearing*
  393. [20:34] <GreenLight|GM> [Ignore the lame opening voice
  394. [20:34] * Arrant looks down at the ground for those hoof prints
  395. [20:34] <GreenLight|GM> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nsqsMAOJ5BE&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DnsqsMAOJ5BE
  396. [20:34] * FeatherDuster rolls his eyes, " Pick something, it's cooold! " he whines
  397. [20:34] <Mary_ONette> "Yeah..."
  398. [20:35] * GreenHoof starts trotting along the right path "Follow me if you're not a faggot! Er... no offense."
  399. [20:35] * GoldenEye looks at obama "Which way should we go!"
  400. [20:35] * Arrant follows Hoof
  401. [20:35] <GoldenEye> *Obama talks about his idea of a healthcare plan, but it only comes out as cheeps*
  402. [20:35] == Feldspar has changed nick to Obama
  403. [20:35] -NickServ- This nickname is registered. Please choose a different nickname, or identify via /msg NickServ identify <password>.
  404. [20:35] -NickServ- You have 30 seconds to identify to your nickname before it is changed.
  405. [20:36] <Obama> "Go left!"
  406. [20:36] <GoldenEye> [Feld be my familar for the quest!\
  407. [20:36] * FeatherDuster follows Hoof, " Offense taken! Hmp! " he says playfully
  408. [20:36] == Obama has changed nick to Feldspar
  409. [20:36] * GreenHoof chuckles
  410. [20:36] <GreenLight|GM> Silly Obama, you can't speak, you aren't even sapient :3
  411. [20:36] <Feldspar> hue that nick is registered
  412. [20:36] <GreenLight|GM> Hue
  413. [20:36] <GreenHoof> "Alright, look. Yall decide."
  414. [20:36] <Arrant> "Next thing you know, we're gonna walk right into the Gay Bath House..."
  415. [20:37] <GreenLight|GM> You come to the thick thicket, do you go through or turn back?
  416. [20:37] * GoldenEye looks I'm going with obama, keep going
  417. [20:37] <Arrant> Forward.
  418. [20:37] <Arrant> Or whatever the party decides.
  419. [20:38] * GreenHoof goes through the brush cause fuckit
  420. [20:38] <Feldspar> *Obama smiles, asking you to donate to his WW3 kickstarter
  421. [20:38] <GreenSleeves> [Gold, you using kvirc?]
  422. [20:38] <GreenLight|GM> Fuck it, indeed
  423. [20:38] * FeatherDuster laughs, " You say that like it's a bad thing Arrant. Let's head through"
  424. [20:38] <GreenLight|GM> !roll 5d20
  425. [20:38] <GameServ> 13, 5, 17, 9, 19 == 63
  426. [20:38] <GreenLight|GM> 3 Owls hoot in displeasure!
  427. [20:38] <GreenLight|GM> The other two just hoot because everyone else is hooting
  428. [20:38] <GoldenEye> [Sleeves yes I am]
  429. [20:39] * FeatherDuster steps back but his eyes light up seeing the grand birds, " Oh wow! "
  430. [20:39] <GoldenEye> "Obama! can you speak with them?"
  431. [20:39] <GoldenEye> *Obama cheeps to the owls in bird about hope and change*
  432. [20:39] <GreenLight|GM> >Implying Owls are bird
  433. [20:39] * Arrant looks at the owls "Well, shit." He shoos his arms at them "Hey, we don't want no trouble! Go on, get!"
  434. [20:39] <GreenSleeves> [Hit the little green arrow left of the chat bar, then click the blue box that says KVS]
  435. [20:39] <GreenLight|GM> !roll 5d20
  436. [20:39] <GameServ> 2, 5, 4, 17, 11 == 39
  437. [20:39] <GreenSleeves> [Then quotes work after /me]
  438. [20:39] <GreenLight|GM> One owl is very, very angry at Arrant... How DARE he shoo him!
  439. [20:40] <GreenLight|GM> !roll 1d20
  440. [20:40] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  441. [20:40] * GoldenEye wonders "Like this?"
  442. [20:40] <GreenLight|GM> !roll 1d3
  443. [20:40] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  444. [20:40] <GoldenEye> [Thanks sleeves!]
  445. [20:40] <GreenSleeves> [You have to do this for each channel, I can't find the global setting]
  446. [20:40] <GreenHoof> "Owls! HOO! HOO!"
  447. [20:40] <GreenLight|GM> Arrant takes 3 HP damage, as the FUCKING OWLS get aggro'd. Roll init, fuckers!
  448. [20:40] <GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20
  449. [20:40] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  450. [20:40] <GreenHoof> !roll d20
  451. [20:40] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  452. [20:41] <Arrant> !roll d20
  453. [20:41] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  454. [20:41] <GreenLight|GM> !roll 1d20 Owl Armada
  455. [20:41] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  456. [20:41] * GoldenEye puts obama into his saddlebag "Stay here and don't do anything Romney would do!"
  457. [20:41] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20 " Arrant! " he whines
  458. [20:41] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  459. [20:41] <GoldenEye> !roll 1d20
  460. [20:41] <GameServ> 17 == 17
  461. [20:41] <Mary_ONette> !roll d20
  462. [20:41] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  463. [20:42] * Mary_ONette is digging her and pulls out her knife whip
  464. [20:42] <GreenLight|GM> OWL ARMY THEME: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z42GrmR4U2Y
  465. [20:42] <GreenLight|GM> Golden starts us off!
  466. [20:42] <Feldspar> Obama nods, pulling the flap of the saddlebag down and readying his presidential stabbin' knife and slashin' knife
  467. [20:42] <GreenHoof> [epic owl music]
  468. [20:42] <GoldenEye> [Did we bring weapons?]
  469. [20:43] <GoldenEye> [>I don't remember posting sheet]
  470. [20:43] <Arrant> [I did. I posted race/equip]
  471. [20:43] <GreenLight|GM> See, Hoof just asked you to come by. Why would you bring weapons with you?
  472. [20:43] <GreenHoof> [I always have my machete strapped to my side unless I'm in the Inn...]
  473. [20:43] <GreenLight|GM> If you have IC REASON, please post your weapon and HP.
  474. [20:44] <GoldenEye> [I carry crossbow at all times]
  475. [20:44] <GreenSleeves> [I carry pruno at all times]
  476. [20:44] <GoldenEye> [Crossbow of Owl Slaying, 10/10]
  477. [20:44] <Arrant> [7 HP. Ax. I never leave home without it ever since Lucy Quest. I also have my flute on me]
  478. [20:45] <GoldenEye> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgnKbFSySfk ]
  479. [20:45] <GreenHoof> [10hp, Earth Pony, saddlebags, pruno, machete]
  480. [20:45] <GreenLight|GM> Golden starts us off!
  481. [20:46] * GoldenEye looks at the owl eyes narrowing "My name is golden touch, and you killed my father, I will avenge him"
  482. [20:46] <GoldenEye> !roll 1d20 bolt of owl slaying at owl 1
  483. [20:46] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  484. [20:46] <FeatherDuster> [ I carry a dagger d6 at all times, but not my sword. and clay jug. ]
  485. [20:46] <Arrant> [>Not "You killed my father. Prepare to die"]
  486. [20:46] <GoldenEye> "Ooooooh wait, nvm, my father was killed by cranes, my bad"
  487. [20:46] <GreenLight|GM> Just as you fucked that line up, so too did you fuck up throwing an arrow
  488. [20:46] <GoldenEye> [hue]
  489. [20:46] <GreenLight|GM> Everyone, shame Golden for misquoting Princess Bride. Shammmmeeeee
  490. [20:47] <GreenLight|GM> Sleeves is up
  491. [20:47] <Arrant> [SHAMEFUR DISPRAY]
  492. [20:47] <GoldenEye> [I thought that was kill bill!]
  493. [20:47] <GreenLight|GM> [All good]
  494. [20:47] * GreenSleeves chucks a jar of pruno at an owl!
  495. [20:47] <GreenLight|GM> Roll!
  496. [20:47] <GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20
  497. [20:47] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  498. [20:47] == Arrant has changed nick to Ingio_Montoya
  499. [20:48] <GreenLight|GM> Your jar of pruno barely misses the FUCKING OWL, falling to the ground and...
  500. [20:48] <GreenLight|GM> !roll 1d20
  501. [20:48] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  502. [20:48] <GreenLight|GM> Surprisingly, it lands on a pile of leaves and owl shit, not breaking
  503. [20:48] == Ingio_Montoya has changed nick to Arrant
  504. [20:48] <GreenSleeves> [Sweet!]
  505. [20:48] <GreenLight|GM> Feathers!
  506. [20:48] <GreenSleeves> "Damnit! Imma peg owl of you!"
  507. [20:49] <GreenLight|GM> GDI Sleeves
  508. [20:49] <FeatherDuster> [ Quetsion! ]
  509. [20:49] <GreenLight|GM> [Answer!]
  510. [20:49] <FeatherDuster> [ Once agrro, can the animal no longer be tamed? ]
  511. [20:50] <FeatherDuster> [ Some GMs do this, some don't just asking ]
  512. [20:50] <FeatherDuster> [ ...Or should I just do whatever and see what happens? ]
  513. [20:50] <GreenLight|GM> Well, only two owls are aggro'd right now... DC 15 for a success, 18 for something gud
  514. [20:50] <GreenLight|GM> Doing whatever is encouraged!
  515. [20:52] * FeatherDuster goes up to one of the owls that looks like it's just joining in with the others. He speaks loud so they can hear, but calmly, " Hey now! We're sorry, and didn't mean to disturb you! "
  516. [20:52] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20 for we sorry owls
  517. [20:52] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  518. [20:52] <FeatherDuster> [ welp ]
  519. [20:52] <GreenLight|GM> No u ain't nigga you just wanna make one your slave
  520. [20:52] <GreenLight|GM> No Owlicious [this time]
  521. [20:53] <DaisyBlossom> [>mfw I'm pinged when people talk about slavery]
  522. [20:53] <FeatherDuster> [ Oh hell no, I want a snake ]
  523. [20:53] <GreenLight|GM> Hoof is up
  524. [20:53] == Arrant_ [webchat@cpe-67-10-123-161.gt.res.rr.com] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  525. [20:53] <DaisyBlossom> [Guise pls]
  526. [20:53] <GreenLight|GM> [Noted, Feathers]
  527. [20:53] <FeatherDuster> [ Daisy, get back to the cotton fields ]
  528. [20:53] <GreenSleeves> [Feather pls]
  529. [20:53] <GreenHoof> !roll d20 to tame "Hey, look guys, we're sorry for disturbing you. We were just leaving. Truce?"
  530. [20:53] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  531. [20:53] <GreenHoof> [SCORE]
  532. [20:54] <DaisyBlossom> [o-okay, fethr...]
  533. [20:54] <GreenLight|GM> ...
  534. [20:54] <FeatherDuster> [ Good gi-boy...whatever you are ]
  535. [20:54] <GreenLight|GM> The owls nod collectively, if you could understand owlese you'd know they were saying 'Nobody fucks with us'
  536. [20:55] * GreenHoof sighs in relief "Phew."
  537. [20:55] == Arrant [webchat@cpe-67-10-123-161.gt.res.rr.com] has quit [Ping timeout: 202 seconds]
  538. [20:56] <GreenLight|GM> They stay there, staring daggers at you, if you could understand Owlese you'd know they were saying 'Get the fuck off my territory nigga'
  539. [20:56] <GreenSleeves> "Whelp."
  540. [20:56] == Arrant_ has changed nick to Arrant
  541. [20:56] <Arrant> [whos turn?]
  542. [20:56] <GreenLight|GM> Technically, the owl's
  543. [20:56] <GreenHoof> "Alright, let's keep moving..."
  544. [20:56] * GreenHoof keeps following the path
  545. [20:56] * FeatherDuster still thinks they are pretty and smiles at them, " I think it might be working Hoof..."
  546. [20:56] <FeatherDuster> [ o ]
  547. [20:57] <GreenLight|GM> Those owls don't want you to keep following the path
  548. [20:57] * GreenSleeves retrieves his dropped pruno.
  549. [20:57] * Arrant takes out his flute and plays it, in an effort to calm and tame one of the owls
  550. [20:57] * FeatherDuster follows Hoof and waves bye to the birdies
  551. [20:57] * GreenHoof smiles and nods to the owls as he leaves
  552. [20:57] <GreenLight|GM> It is their turn to shoo you away from their [trasure]
  553. [20:57] <GreenLight|GM> *Treasure, even
  554. [20:57] <GreenLight|GM> *Decision, fight the Owl Armada or turn back?*
  555. [20:58] * Arrant plays his flute, in an effort to calm the owls
  556. [20:58] <GreenLight|GM> Arrant, roll.
  557. [20:58] <Arrant> !roll d20 Pied Pipper pls
  558. [20:58] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  559. [20:58] <FeatherDuster> [ >20 ]
  560. [20:58] <Arrant> [BASED]
  561. [20:59] <GreenLight|GM> Oh lawd
  562. [20:59] <GreenHoof> [hue]
  563. [20:59] <Arrant> [GIMMIE OWL PLOX]
  564. [20:59] <GreenLight|GM> The owls all drop to the ground, sleeping!
  565. [20:59] <GreenLight|GM> Five owls plump for the taking!
  566. [20:59] <GreenHoof> hue
  567. [20:59] <FeatherDuster> [ pfft ]
  568. [20:59] <GreenHoof> "Uh... good job, Arrant."
  569. [20:59] * Arrant takes an owl as a pet~
  570. [20:59] <GreenSleeves> "Whelp."
  571. [21:00] * Feldspar takes one
  572. [21:00] <GreenLight|GM> Better take good care of them.
  573. [21:00] * FeatherDuster looks over the sleeping owls, tempted to take feathers from them
  574. [21:00] <Arrant> "Toldja I'm good!~"
  575. [21:00] <FeatherDuster> [>them]
  576. [21:00] <Feldspar> [Grab one for me~!]
  577. [21:00] * GreenSleeves rolls his eyes. "Arrant pls."
  578. [21:00] <GreenHoof> "Hm... Feldspar might like an owl pet..."
  579. [21:00] <GreenLight|GM> Their names are Bazzini, Grieg, Eggbert, B8Hoven and Hoot
  580. [21:00] <FeatherDuster> [ well then ]
  581. [21:01] <Feldspar> [YAAY! I won't be as lonly!]
  582. [21:01] * GreenHoof grabs Hoot and puts him in his saddlebag, making sure he's nice and comfortable "Of course, it might go apeshit, but oh well, we'll see."
  583. [21:01] * FeatherDuster picks up one of the owls and sets it on his back in hopes of selling it in town. B8Hooven
  584. [21:01] * Arrant takes 2 owls. I have plans for them
  585. [21:01] * GreenLight|GM is giggling at the thought of you all stuffing unconscious owls into your saddlebags
  586. [21:01] * Mary_ONette takes Grieg
  587. [21:01] <FeatherDuster> [ pfft IKR ]
  588. [21:02] * GreenHoof chuckles and shakes his head"What the fuck is wrong with us, stealing unconscious owls?"
  589. [21:02] <GreenSleeves> "Dinner."
  590. [21:02] <GreenLight|GM> Hoof takes Hoot, Feathers B8Hoven, Mary Grieg and Arrant Bazzini and Eggbert
  591. [21:02] * FeatherDuster laughs, " They could make good scouts for the town you know. "
  592. [21:02] <Mary_ONette> "Sir a flying ally."
  593. [21:03] <Arrant> "I actually have plans to used small winged animals to send messages across town, when I can't. Like carrier pigeons."
  594. [21:03] <FeatherDuster> " Oh, good idea Arrant. "
  595. [21:03] <GreenLight|GM> As you all discuss plans for your slave owls, you continue along the path, ultimately coming to a dead end
  596. [21:03] <GreenSleeves> "No one is gonna try and eat one?"
  597. [21:03] * Arrant grins and winks "I like to think big and smart."
  598. [21:04] <Arrant> "This is what they were protecting? A dead end?"
  599. [21:04] <Feldspar> [>B8Hoven]
  600. [21:04] <Feldspar> [huehuehuehuehue]
  601. [21:04] <GreenLight|GM> Yes, I'm really listening to all 34 minutes of Death and the Maiden
  602. [21:04] <GreenHoof> "I don't even want one of the fuckers, but Feldspar's been wanting a pet."
  603. [21:04] <GreenHoof> [Hey Light, how much longer do you think the adventure's gonna be?]
  604. [21:04] <GreenSleeves> "I could always be her pet..."
  605. [21:04] * FeatherDuster looks around the dead end for details or anything interesting
  606. [21:04] <Mary_ONette> "Hmm."
  607. [21:05] * Arrant looks around the dead end for anything out of place
  608. [21:05] <GreenLight|GM> [1 1/2 hours at most if you go to the cave- META PLS]
  609. [21:05] == Feldspar has changed nick to FeldsparTrap
  610. [21:05] <Arrant> "...Hm... Don't think there's much here. Back track?"
  611. [21:05] <GreenHoof> "Hue."
  612. [21:06] <GreenHoof> "Alright, let's backtrack."
  613. [21:06] <GreenSleeves> "Aiet!"
  614. [21:06] * Arrant turns around and heads back down the path.
  615. [21:06] * GreenHoof starts heading back to the crossroads
  616. [21:06] <GreenLight|GM> GoldenEye HONKHONK you still here?
  617. [21:07] <GreenHoof> ping-a-palooza
  618. [21:07] <GreenHoof> GoldenEye
  619. [21:07] <GreenLight|GM> You all head back to the crossroads, just now noticing the hooftracks leading to the caves. hue. You really should've checked~
  620. [21:07] <GoldenEye> HONEY
  621. [21:07] <GoldenEye> SNDNJFN
  622. [21:07] <GoldenEye> >I'm back
  623. [21:07] <Arrant> "We caves, noaw?"
  624. [21:07] * FeatherDuster 'pffts' seeing the hoof trails and follows them along
  625. [21:08] * Arrant follows.
  626. [21:08] * GoldenEye breaks out of his trance "How about them owls..." *follows everyone*
  627. [21:08] * GreenHoof sighs "Alright, let's hit the cave if yall are so hell bent on it."
  628. [21:09] <FeatherDuster> [ Hey GM, when you get the chance, let us know what kind of owls we got. ]
  629. [21:09] <Mary_ONette> [^]
  630. [21:09] <GoldenEye> [^they hoot]
  631. [21:09] <Arrant> [Player choice, maybe?]
  632. [21:09] <GreenLight|GM> [U-um... Owlicious-type Owls? :3 O-or player choice!]
  633. [21:09] <GreenSleeves> [Barn owls]
  634. [21:09] <Arrant> [I can deal with player choice]
  635. [21:10] <GoldenEye> [I want an owl ;_;]
  636. [21:10] <GreenLight|GM> You know, I don't want to stir any more shit, so, um, regular barn owls!
  637. [21:10] <GoldenEye> [Naaaa I have a president]
  638. [21:11] * GoldenEye pulls obama out of his saddlebag "You okay little fella?"
  639. [21:11] <Arrant> We caves noaw
  640. [21:11] <GreenLight|GM> Ya'll caves now? Alllrighty!
  641. [21:11] <FeatherDuster> [ http://tateaig.weebly.com/uploads/1/3/6/4/13644047/5225349_orig.jpg Google'd This looks neat as fack ]
  642. [21:11] * GreenHoof trots into the cave with the rest of the group, feeling less at ease "I h-hope he's not in here..."
  643. [21:11] <GreenLight|GM> The cave is long and winding, but interestingly enough torches line the walls
  644. [21:11] * FeatherDuster gets out of OOC mode and heads into the cave
  645. [21:12] <GreenLight|GM> [I like it Feathes, that's your owl!~]
  646. [21:12] * GoldenEye heads into the cave seeing if it echo's "Hello!"
  647. [21:12] <GreenLight|GM> [And the rest of yours as well]
  648. [21:12] <GreenLight|GM> *Hello, hello*
  649. [21:12] * GoldenEye chuckles
  650. [21:12] <GreenHoof> "Yeah, that's right, just give away our position..."
  651. [21:12] <GoldenEye> "..."
  652. [21:13] == GreenLight|GM has changed nick to Rusty
  653. [21:13] <GoldenEye> "Don't worry hoof, my presence probably just scared them, they will never bother us again"
  654. [21:13] * Rusty hears the shout, freezing in fear
  655. [21:13] == Arrant_ [webchat@cpe-67-10-123-161.gt.res.rr.com] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  656. [21:13] * Rusty is at the end of the path of the cave
  657. [21:13] <Arrant_> [dc'd. What i miss?]
  658. [21:13] * GreenHoof keeps trotting into the cave, wanting to get this over with ASAP
  659. [21:13] * Mary_ONette follows the group
  660. [21:13] * GoldenEye is gonna give him a rusty trombone~
  661. [21:14] * FeatherDuster keeps a sharp eye out and a steady hoof as he walks
  662. [21:14] * Arrant_ follows the group, eyeing his surroundings.
  663. [21:14] == Arrant [webchat@cpe-67-10-123-161.gt.res.rr.com] has quit [Ping timeout: 202 seconds]
  664. [21:14] <FeldsparTrap> *Obama floats alongside the group, sipping purple drank
  665. [21:14] * GoldenEye looks at obama "What do you think Mr president"
  666. [21:14] <GoldenEye> [Hue]
  667. [21:14] == Arrant_ has changed nick to Arrant
  668. [21:15] * Rusty can be seen, pressed into a wall, trying to stay hidden unsuccessfully thanks to the torchlight. He's a wiry, extremely flighty pegasus, eyes giving a wild, desperate look
  669. [21:15] <FeldsparTrap> Obama: "Why the fuck not?"
  670. [21:15] * Rusty has his back covering a door
  671. [21:15] <Mary_ONette> "Um..."
  672. [21:15] <Rusty> But to get to him...
  673. [21:15] <GoldenEye> "Hey there"
  674. [21:15] * Arrant tilts his head at Rusty "...Uhhh... hi?"
  675. [21:16] <Rusty> Everyone, roll to not trip that obvious trap wire
  676. [21:16] <GreenHoof> "Hey... who're you?"
  677. [21:16] <GoldenEye> !roll 1d20
  678. [21:16] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  679. [21:16] <GreenHoof> !roll d20
  680. [21:16] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  681. [21:16] <Mary_ONette> !roll d20
  682. [21:16] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  683. [21:16] * FeatherDuster 's ears lift up as he sees the frightened looking guy, " Oh hey there mister..."
  684. [21:16] <Arrant> !roll d20 Roll
  685. [21:16] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  686. [21:16] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20
  687. [21:16] <GameServ> 13 == 13
  688. [21:16] * Mary_ONette thinks Rusty is cute
  689. [21:16] <Rusty> Silly, you can't trip a trap that's already been tripped
  690. [21:16] <GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20
  691. [21:16] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  692. [21:16] <Rusty> "D-don't come any closer!"
  693. [21:16] == FeldsparTrap has changed nick to Feldspar
  694. [21:17] * GoldenEye stops in his tracks "Woah man, settle down"
  695. [21:17] <GreenHoof> "We're not! What's the matter? Who're you?"
  696. [21:17] * Rusty has a small knife in his clutches, shaking
  697. [21:17] <Arrant> "Hey, we're not gonna hurt you. We just wanna talk."
  698. [21:17] * GreenHoof takes a step back, trying to give the guy some space
  699. [21:17] <GoldenEye> "Hey man, drop the knife"
  700. [21:17] <GoldenEye> "Nobody wants to do anything drastic"
  701. [21:17] * Arrant is keeping his distance, trying to maintain a calm demeanor
  702. [21:17] <Rusty> "S-says the ponies cornering me with weapons..."
  703. [21:18] <GreenHoof> "Hey, I'm always armed. Nothing personal."
  704. [21:18] * GoldenEye looks at his crossbow and takes it off, setting it on the ground in front of him
  705. [21:18] * Arrant slowly puts his ax down on the ground "We'll drop ours, if you drop yours."
  706. [21:18] * Rusty is guarding that door with his life
  707. [21:18] * GreenSleeves rolls Rusty a jar of pruno. "Please man, calm down."
  708. [21:18] <GoldenEye> "Now calm down, please, who are you?"
  709. [21:18] * FeatherDuster has a bright smile on his face as he trots forward with no hesitation, " Heh, it's just another pony. Sup dude? You look scared. Why you scared? Do you live here? I live in a cave too! How old are you? What's your name? "
  710. [21:19] <Rusty> "N-nope... Not gonna work again..."
  711. [21:19] <Feldspar> *Obama chuckles "Silly ponies! You don't have arms!"
  712. [21:19] * Rusty kicks the jar back
  713. [21:19] <GoldenEye> [>Feather]
  714. [21:19] <GreenHoof> "Hey man, that's top quality pruno!"
  715. [21:19] <GoldenEye> [Nigga getting stabbed]
  716. [21:19] * FeatherDuster is wagging his tail.
  717. [21:19] <Rusty> "I-I'm, erm... Nope, not gonna say!"
  718. [21:19] * GreenSleeves picks up the jar, saddened. "O-okay..."
  719. [21:19] <GreenHoof> [Feather gonna get SHANKED]
  720. [21:19] * Arrant is considering the Renegade Route today...
  721. [21:19] * Rusty is shaking
  722. [21:20] <FeatherDuster> [ Huehue ]
  723. [21:20] <GoldenEye> [Shanky mc stab stab over here]
  724. [21:20] <Rusty> "P-please step back..."
  725. [21:20] <GoldenEye> "Feather! Give the man some space!"
  726. [21:20] <Arrant> "Feathers, step back."
  727. [21:20] * GreenHoof takes another step back "Are you hurt? Do you need medical attention? What's the matter?"
  728. [21:21] * FeatherDuster looks down at the knife and 'ooo's then looks back at the others, " What? Oh fyynnne! " he says as he skips back from the group
  729. [21:21] * Rusty has lost all trust in ponykind
  730. [21:21] <Rusty> "I-I'm FINE. N-now, please, go away..."
  731. [21:21] <FeatherDuster> *from - to the group
  732. [21:21] <Mary_ONette> "Aww now don't be like that."
  733. [21:21] <Rusty> Gotcha
  734. [21:21] * GoldenEye looks at the group "This is his cave, we're entruding, maybe we should listen to him"
  735. [21:21] <FeatherDuster> " We will dude, we're just trying to find out where some food went, do you know? "
  736. [21:22] <Arrant> "Hey, Rusty. You can talk to us. We're just here to find something." He says, hoping his calm and professional demeanor will calm him
  737. [21:22] <GoldenEye> "Oh yeah! The food!"
  738. [21:22] * Rusty laughs at Golden "MY cave? No wa- I mean... Um... Yeah, m-my cave!"
  739. [21:22] * GreenHoof gestures to Rusty "Alright, fine. But... do you know anything about why our granery not too far from here might be missing some food?"
  740. [21:22] * Rusty gulps, face paling
  741. [21:22] <GoldenEye> "Whats behind that door..."
  742. [21:22] <Rusty> "L-listen, I don't want any trouble..."
  743. [21:22] * Rusty snaps at Golden "NOTHING"
  744. [21:23] * GoldenEye isn't phased "Well judging how you yelled nothing and are guarding that door, obviously something is in there"
  745. [21:23] <Arrant> "Listen to us, sir. There's seven of us, and one of you. You really wanna go this route?" He says, taking a different approach.
  746. [21:23] * Rusty begins to hyperventilate "No one. Goes. Through that door."
  747. [21:23] <Mary_ONette> "...you're cute."
  748. [21:23] <GoldenEye> "We won't!"
  749. [21:23] <Rusty> "...Then leave."
  750. [21:24] * GreenHoof notices Rusty's increasingly frantic demeanor when questioned about the food and how he's guarding the door, narrowing his eyes at Rusty
  751. [21:24] * FeatherDuster blinks finnally catching on how nervous this guy is. He glances up at the door, then to Rusty, " ...Are you protecting something? Or rather..." he steps a little closer, " ...someone? "
  752. [21:24] <Arrant> "We could take that knife from you easily, and hold you down. Or you could step down, easily. Your call, slick."
  753. [21:24] <GoldenEye> "Doopless please"
  754. [21:24] <GoldenEye> [>Slick~]
  755. [21:25] * Rusty is panicking at this point "N-ope!! Get. AWAY."
  756. [21:25] * Rusty recalls an event that happened before
  757. [21:25] <Rusty> "I-I'm not telling you ANYTHING"
  758. [21:25] <Arrant> "Step. Aside." He takes a firm hoof foward, and furrows his brow. [Can I roll Intimidation?]
  759. [21:25] <GoldenEye> "Arrant, your not helping"
  760. [21:26] <Rusty> I don't think you understand the emotional frailty of Rusty. Roll, Arrant.
  761. [21:26] <GoldenEye> [Exactly]
  762. [21:26] <GreenHoof> "You know, if you weren't so panicky right now, we wouldn't even care. It's the fact that you're acting so frantic that concerns us, and we're missing food that is vital to our colony." Green Hoof looks at Arrant "Arrant, chill."
  763. [21:26] <Arrant> !roll d20 Eh, just feeling renegade today
  764. [21:26] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  765. [21:26] * GreenSleeves watches in silence.
  766. [21:26] <Rusty> Oh ho ho.
  767. [21:26] <Rusty> Congrats on intimidating a frightened creature.
  768. [21:26] * Mary_ONette is tempted to smack Arrant
  769. [21:27] <GoldenEye> [Slow clap, gud jab!]
  770. [21:27] * Rusty shakes slashing at Arrant, whom he is scared of "GET AWAY"
  771. [21:27] <Rusty> !roll 1d20
  772. [21:27] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  773. [21:27] * Rusty misses, but it's clear his intentions
  774. [21:27] <GoldenEye> "Arrant, get the fuck back, your only making things worse"
  775. [21:27] * Arrant steps back, having exhausted that route.
  776. [21:27] <GreenHoof> "For real. This guy's freaking out as it is. We don't want to cause a fight."
  777. [21:28] * Mary_ONette speaks in a sweet voice "Now now mister."
  778. [21:28] * FeatherDuster moves to the side at his swip, eyes widening. He looks back at the door and smirks
  779. [21:28] <Rusty> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSdMKJqnnW4
  780. [21:28] * Rusty is still vcovering the door nigga
  781. [21:28] <Arrant> "Getting the job done comes first. But whatever."
  782. [21:28] <Mary_ONette> "How about we just sit down and talk this out, mare to stallion"
  783. [21:28] <GoldenEye> [naked~]
  784. [21:28] * Rusty nods, not sitting
  785. [21:29] * GoldenEye watches mary
  786. [21:30] <Mary_ONette> "Now can you tell your name? My names Mary O'Nette"
  787. [21:30] * Rusty speaks, can't be more than the horse equivalent of 28 years old
  788. [21:30] * FeatherDuster wonders if he's hot
  789. [21:30] <Rusty> "I-I'm sorry, but I don't trust you, and won't say anything
  790. [21:30] <Feldspar> [/me wonders as well~]
  791. [21:30] * GoldenEye wonders if he's hotter
  792. [21:31] * Rusty is a ragged, wiry light brown pegasus, disheveled mane in tangles
  793. [21:31] * Arrant just wants to complete the task at hand
  794. [21:31] <Rusty> What exactly is that task, Arrant?
  795. [21:31] * FeatherDuster puts his hoof on Arrant's head, " steady there kid..."
  796. [21:31] <Mary_ONette> "That's okay. I think you're kinda cute though. Who's making you guard the door?"
  797. [21:31] <Feldspar> [/me wants to hug him and say everything will be alright]
  798. [21:31] <Arrant> Find the food.
  799. [21:31] <GreenHoof> [we're just trying to find what's taking our food. We don't even know if this guy has anything to do with it.]
  800. [21:32] <GoldenEye> [And your assuming he has it]
  801. [21:32] <GoldenEye> [When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me]
  802. [21:32] <Arrant> [It's our best bet]
  803. [21:32] * Rusty points to himself
  804. [21:32] * GreenHoof watches Mary do her thang
  805. [21:32] <Rusty> "A-and please... Don't."
  806. [21:32] == Arrant_ [webchat@cpe-67-10-123-161.gt.res.rr.com] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  807. [21:32] * GreenSleeves sits quietly and takes two jars of pruno out of his saddlebags. He opens one and starts drinking, watching Rusty.
  808. [21:33] <Mary_ONette> "Have you seen any other ponies around here, besides us that is? Some stuff was stolen from our town."
  809. [21:33] * Rusty looks at Mary "I have no idea what you're talking about."
  810. [21:33] <Mary_ONette> "Do live out here by yourself?"
  811. [21:33] * FeatherDuster thinks his lying as he smiles to himself silently
  812. [21:33] * GoldenEye picks up his crossbow and puts it away
  813. [21:34] * Rusty doesn't answer Mary
  814. [21:34] <Rusty> !roll 1d20 habbening
  815. [21:34] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  816. [21:34] * GreenHoof takes out a bottle of Pruno and takes a sip "You look like you haven't eaten in ages. We've got food and stuff, you want some?"
  817. [21:34] <FeatherDuster> [ test ]
  818. [21:34] <Rusty> Nope
  819. [21:34] * Arrant_ stands there, waiting.
  820. [21:34] <GreenHoof> [copy]
  821. [21:34] == FeatherDuster [~FeatherDu@cpe-70-124-84-230.austin.res.rr.com] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
  822. [21:34] * Rusty widens his eyes "No, that looks..."
  823. [21:34] <Mary_ONette> "Oh would you like some berry juice?"
  824. [21:35] == FeatherDuster [FeatherDus@cpe-70-124-84-230.austin.res.rr.com] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  825. [21:35] * Arrant_ looks up and down at the man, checking for injuries.
  826. [21:35] <Rusty> "I-I just want you to leave."
  827. [21:35] <FeatherDuster> [ dammit net ]
  828. [21:35] * Mary_ONette takes out a jar and offers him some
  829. [21:35] <Mary_ONette> "It's good and healthy."
  830. [21:35] <Rusty> Arrant, you find scrapes and cuts, and a dirty coat
  831. [21:35] == Arrant [webchat@cpe-67-10-123-161.gt.res.rr.com] has quit [Ping timeout: 202 seconds]
  832. [21:35] * Rusty has been through shit.
  833. [21:35] <Rusty> "Nope."
  834. [21:35] <Arrant_> "You are all cut up..."
  835. [21:36] * Rusty knows not to inbibe questionable liquids
  836. [21:36] == Arrant_ has changed nick to Arrant
  837. [21:36] <Arrant> "I am sorry about before. But you must understand, we need to find our food."
  838. [21:36] * GreenHoof takes a step closer to Rusty, trying to look as unintimidating as possible "Look. I'm a farmer over in our town. I want to leave you alone, but I just gotta get to the bottom of this. have you been stealing food from anywhere? It's okay if you have, it's a hard world. Hell, you can come back with us and eat your fill, I just have to make sure we don't have a thief."
  839. [21:36] <Rusty> "I-I'm terribly sorry about your situration."
  840. [21:36] <Mary_ONette> "It's made from beries~"
  841. [21:37] <Arrant> "As a gesture of good will, allow me to bandage your cuts."
  842. [21:37] <Rusty> "G-get away!"
  843. [21:37] <Rusty> "I... I can't leave..."
  844. [21:37] * GoldenEye shakes his head "Why can't you"
  845. [21:37] <Mary_ONette> "Why not?"
  846. [21:37] * FeatherDuster plops down listening to him and the others
  847. [21:37] <Rusty> "Nope, not gonna make that mistake twice."
  848. [21:38] <GoldenEye> "Twice? What happened the first time?"
  849. [21:38] <Rusty> "And I can't leave, because... U-uh..."
  850. [21:38] <Mary_ONette> "What happened the first time?"
  851. [21:38] <Rusty> "I'm not telling you guys anything, I-I'm sorry, but there's no way I can trust ponies, way far out here, that I've never met."
  852. [21:38] <Mary_ONette> "You can trust me."
  853. [21:38] == Alerderna has changed nick to Alerderna|ShowahPwah
  854. [21:39] * Mary_ONette smiles
  855. [21:39] <Rusty> "Yeah, no,"
  856. [21:39] * GreenHoof sits down next to Sleeves "What do you think?"
  857. [21:39] <GreenHoof> [to sleeves]
  858. [21:39] <GoldenEye> "He's absolutly right, what reason does he have to trust us?"
  859. [21:39] <Arrant> "You to consider this: There are thousands of ponies living in our colony. Mares, stallions... Some are even expecting foals on the way."
  860. [21:40] * FeatherDuster thinks then speaks, mumbling, " Not ponies...but what about humans? "
  861. [21:40] == Rain_Drop [~FourCanno@mo-71-50-20-226.dhcp.embarqhsd.net] has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
  862. [21:40] * Rusty tears up before steeling himself "I... Just, please..."
  863. [21:41] == Rain_Drop [~FourCanno@mo-71-50-20-226.dhcp.embarqhsd.net] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  864. [21:41] * GreenSleeves pushes Hoof the second jar of pruno. "This seems pretty helpless."
  865. [21:41] * Mary_ONette walks a bit closer still smiling "There, there..."
  866. [21:41] <Arrant> "Without that food, they don't stand much of a chance. So, please. Just let us take a look."
  867. [21:41] * GreenHoof takes the bottle and nods his thanks to Sleeves, looking back at Rusty
  868. [21:41] * Rusty clenches his teeth, looking at Mary, brandishing his knife "The nicest acting are the craziest..."
  869. [21:41] <Arrant> "We won't go inside. We'll just take a peak."
  870. [21:42] <Rusty> "C-can't let you do that..."
  871. [21:42] <GoldenEye> [tfw in this scenario its true]
  872. [21:42] <Feldspar> [star fox]
  873. [21:42] <Mary_ONette> "I'm not that crazy." sits down still being sweet
  874. [21:42] <GoldenEye> [>Pls]\
  875. [21:42] <FeatherDuster> [ Mary pls ]
  876. [21:42] <Arrant> "Then, tell us. What can we do for you?"
  877. [21:42] * Rusty is an experienced traveller. "Yes you are, I can see it in your eyes... A-any nothing, kiddo."
  878. [21:42] <GreenHoof> "Arrant, he's got no reason to let us in. Rusty. You say you can't leave, right? Do you want us to bring you some food? You look hungry."
  879. [21:42] <Rusty> *And
  880. [21:43] <Rusty> "I..."
  881. [21:43] * Rusty shakes his head "I'M fine."
  882. [21:43] <GoldenEye> "Does someone else need food?"
  883. [21:43] <Mary_ONette> "Fine, I'm crazy, but so are you. We have something common."
  884. [21:43] <Mary_ONette> *in
  885. [21:43] <Rusty> Golden, roll perception
  886. [21:44] <GoldenEye> !roll 1d20
  887. [21:44] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  888. [21:44] <Rusty> "No."
  889. [21:44] <Mary_ONette> "Are sure you're not hungry?"
  890. [21:44] <Rusty> DC 20 to see through the lies of an experienced, stone cold adventurer
  891. [21:44] <GreenHoof> "Alright, well listen, Rusty. If you need anything for you or anyone else, just come to our town and let someone know and I'll bring some food from my farm, okay?"
  892. [21:44] <GoldenEye> "Are you sure, you're obviously not guarding this door for yourself...something special to you must be behind it"
  893. [21:45] * Rusty looks to Hoof, expression softening before snapping back to Golden "Nope."
  894. [21:45] <GoldenEye> "Okay..."
  895. [21:46] * GreenSleeves just quietly sips his Pruno while watching Rusty.
  896. [21:46] <Arrant> "...If you wanted to, you could come with us back to the colony."
  897. [21:46] * GreenHoof notes the softened expression
  898. [21:46] * Mary_ONette is still smiling as she extends a hoof out "Why come with us?"
  899. [21:46] <Mary_ONette> *not
  900. [21:46] * Rusty bitingly retorts to Arrant "What. Part. Of. Cannot. Leave. DON't you understand?
  901. [21:47] <GreenHoof> "Everyone, stop pushin'! The guy can't leave."
  902. [21:47] <Arrant> "We're not gonna get anywhere."
  903. [21:47] * FeatherDuster sits there with his tail swaying side to side
  904. [21:47] <Rusty> !roll 1d20 compose self
  905. [21:47] <GameServ> 13 == 13
  906. [21:48] <Mary_ONette> "Is there someone there?"
  907. [21:48] * GoldenEye tries to listen to hear any noise from behind the door
  908. [21:48] * Rusty takes a couple breaths "...What was that you were saying, Hoof?"
  909. [21:48] <Rusty> Golden, roll
  910. [21:48] <GoldenEye> !roll 1d20
  911. [21:48] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  912. [21:48] <Rusty> Hue hue hue
  913. [21:48] <GreenHoof> "I said... I can bring you food. I'm a farmer with a granery. Do you want me to? I wouldn't mind."
  914. [21:49] <Rusty> Golden, you can't hear anything out of the ordinary. [Sorry]
  915. [21:49] <GoldenEye> [;_;]
  916. [21:49] <Rusty> "...I..."
  917. [21:49] * GreenHoof listens intently
  918. [21:50] * GoldenEye listens intently
  919. [21:50] * GreenSleeves drinks pruno intently.
  920. [21:50] * Arrant waits for something to happen
  921. [21:50] * Rusty thinks of the fact that he robbed the person offering to feed him "Listen, I really appreciate the offer, but..."
  922. [21:50] * FeatherDuster stares at a small spider crawling on the wall and oooo's at it
  923. [21:50] <GreenHoof> "...But?"
  924. [21:51] <Rusty> 'Food is food, pal.'
  925. [21:52] * Rusty is thinking
  926. [21:52] <Rusty> 'even from the person you STOLE from?'
  927. [21:52] <Rusty> 'I had no choice, though'
  928. [21:52] * Arrant tries to read his thoughts [No I'm kidding!]
  929. [21:52] <Rusty> [hue]
  930. [21:52] <GoldenEye> *Internal conflict intensifies*
  931. [21:52] <Arrant> [actually...]
  932. [21:53] * Rusty shakes his head, giving a reserved sigh "No need..." He swallows
  933. [21:53] <Rusty> !roll 1d20
  934. [21:53] <GameServ> 17 == 17
  935. [21:53] * GreenHoof watches Rusty think
  936. [21:53] * Arrant observes his body language closely
  937. [21:53] <FeatherDuster> [ >not using social skills and body gestures to read people ]
  938. [21:53] <FeatherDuster> [ oh wait, there ya go ]
  939. [21:53] * Rusty slumps down resignedly "I'm sorry, pal, I... Here you are, offering to feed me? F-for nothing?"
  940. [21:53] * Mary_ONette is observing Rusty
  941. [21:54] * GreenHoof nods to Rusty "Eeyup."
  942. [21:54] * FeatherDuster is observing that spider.
  943. [21:54] <Rusty> The spider stares back at Feathers 'whatchu looking at, bitch?'
  944. [21:54] <Rusty> "You're too kind... But, erm..."
  945. [21:55] <Feldspar> *Obama pops out of the saddlebag, threatening to stab that spider
  946. [21:55] * Rusty coughs "I'm sorry about stealing..."
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  948. [21:55] <GoldenEye> *Grabs obama and keeps him in his forelegs*
  949. [21:55] <Arrant_> [what i miss?]
  950. [21:55] <Mary_ONette> "You was desperate weren't you?"
  951. [21:55] <Rusty> [Rusty just confessed]
  952. [21:55] * GreenHoof nods "It's alright, man. No worries. It's a hard world out here. Just... just come ask for some. We don't have much to spare, but I'd never turn away someone in need."
  953. [21:56] * Rusty silently nods, a twinge of sadness on his face.
  954. [21:56] * FeatherDuster can't read the spider's thoughrs and blows it away, turning his attention back to the others. It looks like Hoof can handle something other than his or Sleeve's dick. Feather is proud.
  955. [21:56] * Arrant_ frowns, feeling like shit
  956. [21:56] <GoldenEye> "Well it looks like the mystery was solved..."
  957. [21:57] <Rusty> "I'll, uh... talk to you in private later, i-if that's okay.."
  958. [21:57] <Arrant_> "Riiight..."
  959. [21:57] * GreenHoof smiles softly at Rusty "Don't feel bad. I've done things I'm not proud of to get by..."
  960. [21:57] <GreenHoof> "Sure, we can talk."
  961. [21:57] <Rusty> "You really aren't the typical group of ponies..."
  962. [21:58] <GreenSleeves> [Feather pls!]
  963. [21:58] <Arrant_> "..."
  964. [21:58] * GoldenEye smiles at the comment
  965. [21:58] * GreenSleeves sips.
  966. [21:58] * Rusty looks to Arrant "...Even you, kiddo."
  967. [21:58] <Mary_ONette> "Always happy to help"
  968. [21:58] == Arrant [webchat@cpe-67-10-123-161.gt.res.rr.com] has quit [Ping timeout: 202 seconds]
  969. [21:58] <Arrant_> "I... Sorry. Once again."
  970. [21:58] <Rusty> "N-now, ah... I'll find you, Green pony..."
  971. [21:58] * GreenHoof chuckles "You don't know the half of it, friend."
  972. [21:58] == Arrant_ has changed nick to Arrant
  973. [21:59] * GreenHoof nods "Sure. Anytime, just come find me and we'll talk."
  974. [21:59] * Rusty nods, waving
  975. [21:59] <Arrant> [Does this mean the town has new NPC to interact with?]
  976. [21:59] <Rusty> "See you guys..."
  977. [21:59] <GreenSleeves> "Don't fall in!"
  978. [22:00] <GoldenEye> "Goodbye. wait, we never got your name"
  979. [22:00] <Rusty> [Possibly. Figures the pick the one ending that ends in a multi-quest storyline. Harumph]
  980. [22:00] <Rusty> "...Too soon, bud."
  981. [22:00] * Arrant stands there waiting for the others "..."
  982. [22:00] * GoldenEye nods "I understand, take care of yourself..."
  983. [22:00] * Mary_ONette winks at Rusty before turning to leave
  984. [22:01] <Rusty> "I will."
  985. [22:01] <GreenHoof> "Oh. My name's Green Hoof, by the way. We'll talk later, friend."
  986. [22:01] * Rusty doesn't return the wink
  987. [22:01] <Mary_ONette> "That went well."
  988. [22:01] * GreenHoof turns and starts heading out the cave
  989. [22:01] * GoldenEye turns listening again to the door~
  990. [22:01] * Rusty nods "Take care."
  991. [22:02] * FeatherDuster gets up stretching and smiles at the Rusty guy, " When you're up to it, you could always get a job in town~We have a clinic too! See yaaa! "
  992. [22:02] * Arrant picks up his ax, and follows behind. Lagging behind.
  993. [22:02] <Mary_ONette> "Take care Twitchy~"
  994. [22:02] * GreenSleeves follows Hoof.
  995. [22:02] * GreenHoof whispers to Sleeves "Now let's get the fuck out of here. I hate caves."
  996. [22:02] <Rusty> You all leave the cave, returning into town.
  997. [22:02] * GoldenEye gets up off the floor and leaves
  998. [22:02] <Rusty> Now... Mini-storytime.
  999. [22:02] <Rusty> I present to you... Rusty's Theme
  1000. [22:02] <GoldenEye> [>HOLD UP]
  1001. [22:03] <Rusty> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrcAunvpto8
  1002. [22:03] == GoldenEye [~kvirc@c-174-58-77-234.hsd1.fl.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: KVIrc 4.2.0 Equilibrium http://www.kvirc.net/]
  1003. [22:03] * GreenHoof sits down and looks up at the GM with wide eyes, waiting for the story
  1004. [22:03] * GreenSleeves drinks his pruno, ready for storytime
  1005. [22:03] <Rusty> After waiting approximately 10 minutes after you all left, he turns around, opening and entering the door
  1006. [22:04] <Feldspar> [you hear >rape noises]
  1007. [22:04] <Rusty> [Now, this story works when read in tandem with the music, hue]
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  1009. [22:04] <GoldenTouch> [Wut did i miss[
  1010. [22:05] <GreenHoof> [nothing]
  1011. [22:05] <Rusty> Inside the door is a small room, priceless gems littering the ground. In one corner, a small ration of food, Hoof's food, is laid on the ground.
  1012. [22:05] <Feldspar> [hue]
  1013. [22:06] <GreenHoof> [ASS]
  1014. [22:06] <FeatherDuster> [ >gems ]
  1015. [22:06] <Arrant> [That motherfucker]
  1016. [22:06] <Rusty> In the center of the ground, a horrifying display meets Rusty's eyes, though by now he's gotten used to it.
  1017. [22:06] <FeatherDuster> [ We shoulda killed that nigga ]
  1018. [22:06] <Feldspar> [wait...]
  1019. [22:06] <Mary_ONette> [I thought he was cute too...]
  1020. [22:06] <Arrant> [Guys, I don't feel guilty anymore]
  1021. [22:06] <Feldspar> [ohshitdragonmaybe?]
  1022. [22:06] <Rusty> [REWIND MOTHERFUCKERS]
  1023. [22:06] <GreenHoof> [A rotting dead family member]
  1024. [22:06] <Rusty> It is three weeks in the past.
  1025. [22:07] * Rusty laughs, walking into the cave "Nothing to fear, little David... So long as I'm here for you, we're gonna live just fine. See? This cave looks EXACTLY like those that holds..."
  1026. [22:08] <Rusty> David, the 4 year old colt, hops up and down excited "TREASURE!~"
  1027. [22:08] <Arrant> [/me proceeds to feel guilty again]
  1028. [22:08] <Rusty> Nope, but hue
  1029. [22:08] <GreenHoof> [I knew it. it's ded David laying in the middle of the floor rotting]
  1030. [22:08] <FeatherDuster> [ Bringmethatchild.jpeg ]
  1031. [22:08] <Rusty> Damn arrow keys
  1032. [22:08] * Rusty chuckles "Exactly, son... W-whoa, slow down!!"
  1033. [22:09] <GoldenTouch> [>I called it]
  1034. [22:09] <GoldenTouch> [>But not the dead part...]
  1035. [22:09] * Rusty runs in after David, looking down at the wire an inch away from the little one's hooves
  1036. [22:09] <Arrant> [Oh shit]
  1037. [22:09] <Rusty> "SH- I mean, DANGIT!"
  1038. [22:09] <Feldspar> [oh god]
  1039. [22:10] * Rusty tackles David to the ground, as David yelps Rusty takes a bunch of spikes to the back and legs
  1040. [22:10] <GreenHoof> [lol this DOES go with the music good]
  1041. [22:10] * Rusty winces, in extreme pain "...You alright, son?"
  1042. [22:10] <Arrant> [all thoses cuts...]
  1043. [22:10] <Rusty> David gets up, nodding with tears in his eyes
  1044. [22:11] == Arrant_ [webchat@cpe-67-10-123-161.gt.res.rr.com] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  1045. [22:11] <Mary_ONette> [...]
  1046. [22:11] <Rusty> "H-hey now..."
  1047. [22:11] <Rusty> "No need to feel bad, I did that when I was your age..."
  1048. [22:11] * Rusty gets up, groaning
  1049. [22:11] <Rusty> "Now... Allow me to lead the way, this time.
  1050. [22:11] <Rusty> They reach the door.
  1051. [22:12] * Rusty opens the door, seeing... nothing..."
  1052. [22:12] <Rusty> "God Dam-I mean, gosh darnit..."
  1053. [22:12] <Rusty> David looks over, entering the room
  1054. [22:12] <FeatherDuster> [ >taking your son adventuring. Don't know if cute or bad parenting ]
  1055. [22:12] * Rusty walks in after him
  1056. [22:12] <Rusty> "...Least it looks like it could for a decent home..."
  1057. [22:13] <Rusty> *Be a
  1058. [22:13] <Rusty> David sees 4 holes in the ground, head tilted
  1059. [22:14] * Rusty looks up and around "Huh... Walls seem intact, we lit the place up... T-this could actually make for a nice home..."
  1060. [22:14] == Arrant [webchat@cpe-67-10-123-161.gt.res.rr.com] has quit [Ping timeout: 202 seconds]
  1061. [22:14] == Arrant_ has changed nick to Arrant
  1062. [22:14] <Rusty> David looks at his body, he sees how, oddly enough, the holes are spaced out so that he could place each hoof inside them
  1063. [22:14] <GoldenTouch> [Feather, thats why I'm hiding my IC adventuring past from my kid, until he's old enough or I die, and it becomes all assassin creed 2 like]
  1064. [22:15] <Rusty> "...A-and it's far away from those bad, bad people..."
  1065. [22:15] == Rain_Drop [~FourCanno@mo-71-50-20-226.dhcp.embarqhsd.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 206 seconds]
  1066. [22:15] * Rusty continues to walk, not looking at David "What's this?"
  1067. [22:15] * Rusty looks up
  1068. [22:15] == Rain_Drop [~FourCanno@mo-71-50-20-226.dhcp.embarqhsd.net] has joined #FourCannonPnP
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  1070. [22:16] <Rusty> "...Black holes in the roof?"
  1071. [22:16] <Rusty> David places a hoof inside one of the holes
  1072. [22:17] <Rusty> To his surprise, it reaches all the way down to his undercarriage before he feels a button. He presses it, but nothing happens.
  1073. [22:17] <Rusty> He then puts his left backhoof in the other hole... Same story...
  1074. [22:17] * Rusty inspects the holes on the ceiling "Hmm... Don't lead to the skies..."
  1075. [22:18] <GreenSleeves> [OH NO]
  1076. [22:18] <GreenSleeves> [I KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING]
  1077. [22:18] <GreenSleeves> [OH GOD]
  1078. [22:18] <Rusty> David giggles, exclaiming "Hey Dad, I think I solved the puzzle!~"
  1079. [22:18] <FeatherDuster> [huehuehue]
  1080. [22:18] <Rusty> He plunks all limbs into all four holes
  1081. [22:18] <GoldenTouch> [NO PLEASE]
  1082. [22:18] <GreenSleeves> [NOOOO]
  1083. [22:18] <GoldenTouch> [STAHP]
  1084. [22:18] <FeatherDuster> [ DO IT KID]
  1085. [22:18] <Arrant> [It was pretty obvious Sleeves...]
  1086. [22:18] <Rusty> *CLICK*
  1087. [22:19] <Mary_ONette> [please no....]
  1088. [22:19] <Arrant> [>Doomed by Cannon]
  1089. [22:19] <GoldenTouch> [;_;]
  1090. [22:19] <FeatherDuster> [Delicious...]
  1091. [22:19] <Rusty> David yelps, as an extraordinary amount of pressure is applied to each of his limbs
  1092. [22:19] <GoldenTouch> [BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD]
  1093. [22:19] <GreenHoof> [;_;]
  1094. [22:19] <FeatherDuster> [ :D ]
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  1096. [22:20] <Rusty> David sees the top of the holes closing, juuuust deep enough to pinch into his skin "D-daddy..."
  1097. [22:20] <Arrant_> [did i miss it?]
  1098. [22:20] * Rusty hems "That's great, son... OW!"
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  1100. [22:20] <Arrant_> [deja vu]
  1101. [22:20] * Rusty looks up, and several gems hit his face
  1102. [22:21] * Rusty yells for joy "David!!! By jove, you solved the puzzle! We're RICH!!!! We can live a life of comfort, of luxury!!"
  1103. [22:21] <GreenSleeves> [No ;_;]
  1104. [22:21] <GoldenTouch> [;_;\
  1105. [22:21] <GreenHoof> [:(]
  1106. [22:21] * Rusty turns around, hearing the "D-daddy..." ... "D-david?"
  1107. [22:21] == LivenUp has changed nick to Liven
  1108. [22:21] <FeatherDuster> [yeeesss ]
  1109. [22:21] <Rusty> David tears up "D-daddy... Get me out of here!!"
  1110. [22:22] * Rusty freaks out "Oh God... Oh God..."
  1111. [22:22] <Arrant_> [He should've been more concerned with his child not the treasure]
  1112. [22:22] * Rusty looks at David, his limbs stuck in the floor, his undercarriage an inch off the ground
  1113. [22:22] <Rusty> Ah, the life of the adventurer, Arrant.
  1114. [22:22] == Arrant [webchat@cpe-67-10-123-161.gt.res.rr.com] has quit [Ping timeout: 202 seconds]
  1115. [22:22] == Arrant_ has changed nick to Arrant
  1116. [22:23] * Rusty tries pulling David up, but stops after the blood-curdling scream of pain
  1117. [22:23] <Rusty> "S-son..."
  1118. [22:23] * Rusty is tearing up, lying down with David "I promise... You will be fine..."
  1119. [22:24] <Rusty> David looks up to Rusty, sniffling "P-pinkie promise?"
  1120. [22:24] * Rusty nods, crossing his heart then his eye, giving a fake smile "Pinkie Promise..."
  1121. [22:24] <Rusty> "After all, I am the world's greatest adventurer, right?"
  1122. [22:25] <Rusty> David nods "R-right!!!"
  1123. [22:25] <Rusty> ****PRESENT TIME****
  1124. [22:25] <FeatherDuster> [ pfft ]
  1125. [22:25] <Rusty> [IKR?]
  1126. [22:25] <Mary_ONette> [...]
  1127. [22:25] <Arrant> [Here comes the shocking bit]
  1128. [22:25] * Rusty nuzzles David awake "Hey, son... Wake up... I got your food..."
  1129. [22:26] <Feldspar> [oh damn]
  1130. [22:26] <GoldenTouch> [I knew it!]
  1131. [22:26] <Feldspar> [/me feels like shit]
  1132. [22:26] <FeatherDuster> [>not dead]
  1133. [22:26] <Arrant> [Ah fuck. I threatened this man...]
  1134. [22:26] <GoldenTouch> [>I CALLED THERE WAS A FOAL BACK THERE~]
  1135. [22:26] <FeatherDuster> [Bueno]
  1136. [22:26] <Rusty> David looks up "T-thanks, Dad... Is this from that nice green pony at the farm?"
  1137. [22:26] <Mary_ONette> [I'm legit tearing up]
  1138. [22:26] <FeatherDuster> [>nice]
  1139. [22:26] <Arrant> [I called several things. This being one of them]
  1140. [22:26] * Rusty bites his tongue, nodding
  1141. [22:26] <FeatherDuster> [pfft]
  1142. [22:27] <Rusty> "I-I think... Things are gonna turn around son..."
  1143. [22:28] <GreenHoof> [/me is really glad he did what he did]
  1144. [22:28] <Rusty> David looks down, having not moved for 21 days "...Pinkie Promise?"
  1145. [22:28] <GoldenTouch> [/me is glad hoof did what he did]
  1146. [22:28] * Rusty crosses his heart, then points at his eye.
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