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- I peered at the two little faeries. Toot held out to Lacuna a wrapped watermelon Jolly Rancher, as if he were offering frankincense and myrrh to the Christ child. “Hi!” he said brightly. “I’m Major General Toot-toot!”
- Lacuna looked up from her food and saw Toot’s gift. Her eyes narrowed.
- And then she sucker punched Toot-toot right in the face.
- My little bodyguard flew back a couple of feet and landed on his ass. Both of his hands went up to his nose, and he blinked in startled bewilderment.
- Toot had dropped the Jolly Rancher. Lacuna calmly kicked it into the disposal drain of the kitchen sink. Then she turned her back on Toot, ignoring him completely, and went back to eating her meal.
- Toot’s eyes were even wider as he stared at Lacuna.
- “Wow!” he said.
- Cold Days Chapter 29, page 294-295
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