the bos baby eps 13eng

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[grunts]

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Hold all my calls.

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[giggling]

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♪ Boss Baby ♪

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♪ I'm the Boss, Boss Baby, boss, boss
Boss Baby, boss, boss ♪

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♪ Watch a itty-bitty kid get large ♪

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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪

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♪ Stroller rolling
Up and down the boulevard ♪

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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪

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♪ I run this house, I rule this crib ♪

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♪ Change my diaper, son, where's my bib? ♪

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♪ Don't pacify, you just got to pay me ♪

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-♪ Who's in charge? ♪
-♪ Me, the Boss Baby ♪

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[cats meowing to music]

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[monitor beeps]

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[reporter] Mr. Mayor,
I have one follow-up question.

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[purring]

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[meowing continues]

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[growling]

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[yowling]

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Gwendolyn!

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Hunnerdbuttons,
light a match on this foofaraw.

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[yowling]

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All right there, Hunnerdbuttons?

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Mr. Mayor,
I thought you were allergic to cats.

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[chuckles] You bet I am,

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but Hunnerdbuttons is a special,
non-shedding kitten.

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Got him free
from a local businessman, Bootsy--

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-[reporters exclaiming]
-[sneezing]

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My allergies! Hunnerdbuttons!

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Why?

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[reporters screaming]

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[Bootsy cackling]

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How do you like that, Boss Baby?

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[Staci] Um...

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You know he's not here, right?

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What? Of course he is!

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-One of these...
-Unh-unh.

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-...has to be...
-Hey!

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I think that guy delivers
the birthday balloons.

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Well, how am I supposed to tell a bunch
of babies in suits apart?

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-I'm a girl!
-Ah! Fine, then!

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Where is Boss Baby?

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[camera whirring]

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[sighs]

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-[baby monitor chiming]
-[gasps]

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-Talk to me!
-Aw, am I interrupting nappy-nap time?

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Calico! Wait, you're at Baby Corp?!

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Oh, my fancy goodness! I am!

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-How did you--
-Can I tell you a story?

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Of course I can.
Babies love silly stories.

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Now, I told you
I was out raised by kittens.

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Well, one day, my Mama Kitten
was climbing her favorite tree--

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prance, prance, prance.

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-Oh, no! She slipped!
-[meowing]

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Now, she's dangling from a tree branch
ten feet off the ground.

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[gasps]

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Now, now. Mama was more embarrassed
than anything.

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It was fine...

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until somebody, Boss Baby,

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decided to capture

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the most humiliating moment
of my Mama Kitten's life

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and turn it into an amusing office poster!

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Oh, yes. That was entirely
Boss Baby's idea. I remember.

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Payback time, Boss Baby!

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Courtesy of my... Come on, say it.

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Six well-placed kittens!

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And I want you to see it happen.

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No. Even better,
I want you out there, helpless to stop it.

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Meow!

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-Wait!
-[Staci] He can't get out there.

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Looks like he got grounded,
maximum security.

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Then I guess you babies
better form a posse and bust him out!

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Big Boss man, right?

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You're assigned to head the rescue team.

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No, I'm the Chief Executive.
I don't do things.

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I criticize the way others do things.

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Well, allow me to tell you
what I'm gonna do to you if'n you don't!

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[Bootsy whispering]

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[gasps, grunts] My mind is changed.
And now my diaper needs to be.

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Come on. Somebody answer!

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[teleporting zaps]

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[squeaking]

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[triplets grunting]

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[knuckles crack]

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[triplets grunt]

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I want you to know,
I do this under protest.

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But magnificently.

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[Dad] Honey, both nanny cams went dark.

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[Mom] Oh, my gosh.
Is the baby missing again?

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-[footsteps approaching]
-[babies gasping, panting]

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[snoring]

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Okay, okay. He's still sleeping.

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[snoring continues]

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Guess who's getting jail broke?

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-Go away.
-You're mad I got you in trouble.

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Good. We can use that anger.

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I said go away.

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Bootsy Calico's master plan is
in full swing,

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and surprise twist, it's personal.

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Don't care.

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Funny story, actually.
You know that "Hang in there" poster?

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Turns out the kitten hanging for its life
was Bootsy's mom.

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What kind of spaced out hippie
was running that adoption agency?

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-I'm off topic.
-Wait.

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There we go. Field team's outside.
We ride like thunder. Hyah!

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So not only did you turn
Mega Fat CEO Baby into a villain,

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but Bootsy Calico is your fault, too?

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Can't live in the past, Templeton.

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Six Well-Placed Kittens,
it's happening right now.

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So what? You think I'm mad
because you got me in trouble?

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I'm mad because it's always the same thing
with you. Bootsy, Mega Fat, me.

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Whoever gets hurt, "It's just business."
So go ahead.

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You and Bootsy can fight over who gets
more love. You deserve each other.

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-It's just us.
-[Mega Fat] Coolly-cool.

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Uh, I done did my deed,
so, Magnus, let's bounce.

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-Sir.
-Oh, your mouth is respectful,

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but the hand is far too sassy.
Off, off, sassy hand.

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Baby Corp is in the hands of a madman.

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He's got six kittens out there,
setting loose who knows what.

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And if we're going to stop this,
we need everyone.

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Whatever your job title,
whatever your department,

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whatever beef you have with me,

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today, we are all the field team.

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[blows raspberry]

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Everyone join in. It's much more fun
than clapping. And also, I don't care.

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Oh, and also, also... [blows raspberry]

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I will join your field team.

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What?!

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[groans]

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Fine. But only because Magnus is doing it.

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Always got your back, boss.

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[all] Yeah!

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I don't know what I'm agreeing to.

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Six well-placed kittens...
who are they, and where are they?

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-[baby monitor chimes]
-Well, all you had to do was ask, silly.

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Boop.

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-Sir, he's giving us the locations.
-And daring us to stop them in time.

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Bootsy already sicced one on the mayor.

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And Gwendolyn sold out Jimbo
to sneak Bootsy into Baby Corp.

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[shouting] Gwendolyn!

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Only four to go. Triplets,

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we've got a copycat at the water
and power plants. Take him out.

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[triplets grunting]

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Hendershot, Magnus and Mega Fat,

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looks like Mangy Kitten
is headed that way, too. Go!

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[groaning]

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Running? I take back my consent.

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-Staci, Jimbo, Cat Cop at the park.
-On it, boss.

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That leaves Templeton and me to--
Oh, yeah. [sighs] Solo it is.

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"Mayor incapacitated by allergic fit"?

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Grab your camera. I'm almost TV-ready.

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[meows]

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I've got eyes on Mr. Pineapple.

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We are go for Pineapple.

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-[cat screeches]
-[Marsha screaming]

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I need that hair for work, you gargoyle.

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Gah! Too late. Status report. Tell me
you're having better luck than I am.

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Cat Cop about to pounce.

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[meows]

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Ten-41, ten-41, ice cream
has been dispatched to my tummy.

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[Staci grunts]

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Jimbo, now!

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Run, run, run, run, throw!

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-[clangs]
-Criminy-jeepers swear word!

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[both cheering]

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-Yeah! We did it! Yes!
-[dialing]

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We got one, Bootsy.

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I'm afraid Cat Cop won't be getting
the drop on Officer Doug.

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Oh, silly. Of course not.
She's not dropping anywhere.

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Cat Cop, time to branch out.

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[yowling]

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[gasps] My old partner, stuck in a tree?

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Oh, I don't care how corrupt you were,
no kitty deserves this.

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I need backup.

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-[tires screeching]
-[sirens blaring]

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[indistinct chatter]

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[woman] Just speak softly to her, Doug.

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[Bootsy] ♪ Meow, meow, meow
Meow, meow, meow ♪

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♪ Meow, meow, meow
Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪

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♪ Meow, meow, meow ♪

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Five, six, go!

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No! What?! I don't--

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-[alarm blaring]
-Gah!

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[woman] What's happening?

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[man] Think somebody should stay behind
and run the power plant?

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[man 2] Eh, it's fine.

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[imitates alarm]

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Sorry, boss.

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He's only the fifth kitten.

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We can still stop this.
We have to find number six.

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[yowls]

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[snarling]

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He's going for the reservoir.
That's the whole town's water supply.

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-I do not want to drink cat.
-He'll never go in. Cats hate water.

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Now, let's all just stand here
and watch me be right about--

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-[grunts]
-[both groan]

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[grunts]

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-[grunts]
-[yowls]

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[grunts]

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[flies buzzing]

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Well, that's disgusting.
Contamination in the reservoir.

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-Shut down the water supply!
-[button buzzes]

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I tried really hard, everyone, but...
[blows raspberry] You know.

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That's all six kittens.
I-- I failed. It's happened.

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Wait. Exactly what's happened?

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Bootsy, how is this supposed to make
anyone love kittens more than babies?

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Baby boy...

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this is revenge.

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I don't care about getting love.
I'm here to make it all go away.

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-[gasps]
-What do you suppose is gonna happen

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when this town loses its electricity
and clean water?

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[electricity crackles]

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-[people shouting]
-[man] Oh, man!

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Ugh! Perfect.

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-[cooing]
-[baby giggling]

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[Bootsy] I'm thinking a whole lot
of angry people.

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-[woman] Oh!
-[all arguing]

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And who's there to calm them down
when their tempers explode?

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Not the police or fire department.

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My baby's stinky,
and I can't clean her up.

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Don't you bring that thing near me.
I'll call the police.

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They are not answering.

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No police? It's every man for himself.

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[shouts, grunts]

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I blame the government.

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[Bootsy]
No help from the mayor, bless him.

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-[sneezes]
-[meows]

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Bless you. Folks can't even get answers
from ol' reliable Channel Eight News.

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Because at present,
it's lying on a living room floor

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with a pineapple in its bouffant.

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I believe Napoleon once said,

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"Give me a thousand good men,
and I will take the world."

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Well, I just brought down a whole town
with six kitty cats.

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But I like the whole town.

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I am sorry
about your adoptive kitten mother,

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but revenge is like peeing yourself
to stay warm.

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Oh, at first, it feels amazing.

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But, in the end,
it leaves you even colder than before.

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-And now your pants are soggy.
-Too late, Boss Baby.

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This town's already fixing to explode.

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No more love for anyone.

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[cackling]

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-[man] I'm jaywalking! I'm jaywalking!
-[all screaming]

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Who took my batteries?

246
00:12:42,110 --> 00:12:44,530
-What do we do, boss?
-I-- I don't--

247
00:12:44,610 --> 00:12:48,370
-Hang on, I'm... I just-- ugh!
-Inspiring.

248
00:12:48,780 --> 00:12:51,910
-Wait, I know what we do. Nothing.
-What?

249
00:12:52,290 --> 00:12:55,080
Who comes out looking bad here?
Yeah, kitty cats.

250
00:12:55,170 --> 00:12:56,790
That's great for our business.

251
00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:59,630
But the town. We can't-- We have to help!

252
00:12:59,710 --> 00:13:01,550
[scoffing] No, we don't.

253
00:13:01,630 --> 00:13:02,960
-I just--
-Look at you.

254
00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:05,050
You used to be the Boss Baby.

255
00:13:05,260 --> 00:13:06,180
[stammers]

256
00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:09,180
Then you went and joined a family,

257
00:13:09,260 --> 00:13:12,520
started caring about things.
What did that get you?

258
00:13:12,770 --> 00:13:14,850
-[Boss Baby] I... I'm...
-I'll be back.

259
00:13:15,310 --> 00:13:18,400
I'm a little off my game today.
What is wrong with me?

260
00:13:18,810 --> 00:13:20,820
I don't know, it's--
I just need to think!

261
00:13:24,150 --> 00:13:26,200
I told you to go away. Ow!

262
00:13:26,780 --> 00:13:28,070
Man up, man-baby.

263
00:13:28,620 --> 00:13:29,450
Staci?

264
00:13:29,740 --> 00:13:32,370
I get why you're mad,
but things are nuts out there.

265
00:13:32,450 --> 00:13:34,540
And the boss is a sweaty mess without you.

266
00:13:34,620 --> 00:13:37,290
[scoffs] He doesn't need anybody
but himself.

267
00:13:37,370 --> 00:13:39,500
He doesn't care about anybody but himself.

268
00:13:39,790 --> 00:13:44,170
Maybe that used to be true, but then
why's he out there right now, huh?

269
00:13:44,460 --> 00:13:48,890
Sometimes I think Baby Corp
spends so much time trying to get love,

270
00:13:48,970 --> 00:13:51,220
we forget why babies need it.

271
00:13:51,470 --> 00:13:57,390
Ever since BB became your brother,
he's been a better boss, a better baby.

272
00:13:57,640 --> 00:14:00,440
I guess... love changes everything.

273
00:14:00,980 --> 00:14:05,190
So even if you still won't come help,
I just wanted to say...

274
00:14:06,110 --> 00:14:07,030
thanks.

275
00:14:08,030 --> 00:14:10,320
If I say I'll go,
will you stop hugging me?

276
00:14:10,410 --> 00:14:12,530
I don't need an excuse
to stop hugging you.

277
00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:14,700
Maybe-- No, that wouldn't--

278
00:14:14,790 --> 00:14:16,620
Uh... [groans]

279
00:14:16,710 --> 00:14:19,000
[hyperventilating]

280
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:22,210
-Should we hit him with something?
-Oh, yes, please.

281
00:14:22,290 --> 00:14:25,380
-[Mega Fat grunts]
-[gasps] Templeton!

282
00:14:25,630 --> 00:14:28,050
So are we gonna stop Bootsy Calico
or what?

283
00:14:30,340 --> 00:14:33,310
All right, we've got a town of panicked,
angry citizens.

284
00:14:33,390 --> 00:14:35,180
How do we get this toothpaste back
in the tube?

285
00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:36,680
Ideas. Jimbo.

286
00:14:36,770 --> 00:14:39,390
-I'm still angry about Gwendolyn.
-Not an idea.

287
00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:41,810
-Staci.
-I brought Tim. Does that count?

288
00:14:42,060 --> 00:14:44,900
If it helps, somebody told me
love changes everything.

289
00:14:46,900 --> 00:14:48,610
[Mega Fat blowing a raspberry]

290
00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:53,280
Come on, everyone, join in

291
00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:56,370
so the man-baby knows
how foolish his yak-yak is.

292
00:14:56,620 --> 00:14:59,540
Wait. I have a plan,
but it needs a volunteer.

293
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:03,210
Some baby is about to become
a Baby Corp legend.

294
00:15:04,340 --> 00:15:08,630
I've changed my opinion of man-baby's
yak-yak, and also, I volunteer.

295
00:15:09,260 --> 00:15:11,050
[grunting]

296
00:15:11,130 --> 00:15:12,640
Safety line is secure.

297
00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:15,100
You wanna rally a town
that's being torn apart?

298
00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:19,140
Give them something to care about.
Hang in there, Mega Fat CEO Baby.

299
00:15:19,230 --> 00:15:21,770
[gasps] You're pinching my mega fats.

300
00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:26,110
Oh, my sweet goodness,
there's a baby in that tree.

301
00:15:26,190 --> 00:15:27,030
[woman screams]

302
00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:29,610
Somebody save that baby!

303
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,570
There's a baby in danger?

304
00:15:31,660 --> 00:15:34,240
That's way more important
than punching out my feelings.

305
00:15:35,580 --> 00:15:39,200
Sorry, Cat Cop. A baby needs saving.
You'll land on your feet.

306
00:15:40,580 --> 00:15:41,830
[meows]

307
00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:43,790
-[man] Save that baby.
-[woman] I'm coming!

308
00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:45,170
[man 2] Yee-haw!

309
00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:48,000
[sneezing] Must provide...

310
00:15:49,090 --> 00:15:53,050
-baby-saving... leadership.
-[yowls]

311
00:15:53,130 --> 00:15:56,600
-[grunting]
-[indistinct phone chatter]

312
00:15:56,680 --> 00:16:00,390
Wait, Roosevelt,
did you just say, "baby stuck in tree"?

313
00:16:01,940 --> 00:16:05,860
For journalism and ratings glory!

314
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,440
[yowls, thuds]

315
00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:08,440
[all yelling]

316
00:16:08,690 --> 00:16:12,110
To heck with the alarms.
Our town's trying to rescue a baby,

317
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:16,030
and they are gonna have
all the water and power they need!

318
00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:18,200
[yelling continues]

319
00:16:22,370 --> 00:16:24,370
[imitates alarm]

320
00:16:24,460 --> 00:16:28,090
[grunting]

321
00:16:28,170 --> 00:16:29,960
-[clamoring]
-[sirens blaring]

322
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:32,760
Ladders over there.
Backup nets at the ready.

323
00:16:33,050 --> 00:16:36,430
Everyone remain calm.
Your mayor is in control.

324
00:16:36,510 --> 00:16:37,850
[chuckling]

325
00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:41,390
Everybody loves me,
and I love being loved.

326
00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:45,020
You know what to do. We'll meet you there.

327
00:16:45,980 --> 00:16:49,860
But in our town's darkest hour,
one thing brought us all together--

328
00:16:49,940 --> 00:16:52,320
a lovable, helpless baby.

329
00:16:52,570 --> 00:16:56,160
No, no, no, no, meow, meow, meow.
No, meow, meow, no!

330
00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:57,570
[elevator dings]

331
00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:03,370
[hisses]

332
00:17:03,460 --> 00:17:05,330
Oh, you think you won?

333
00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:09,170
Sweet baby helplessness
might sway the local yokels,

334
00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:13,760
but that ain't gonna stop me
and my feral friends.

335
00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:15,220
[all yowling]

336
00:17:15,630 --> 00:17:16,510
Oh, I know.

337
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:19,430
But, you see,
there's a flip side to babies.

338
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:23,730
It's one we at Baby Corp
don't like to advertise in our brochures.

339
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,980
Sweet and helpless one minute...

340
00:17:26,060 --> 00:17:29,690
And the next, we turn into fit throwing,
ankle biting psychopaths.

341
00:17:30,190 --> 00:17:31,860
[triplets] Oh, yeah!

342
00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:36,360
You think you know chaos, Calico?
Try dealing with a cranky baby.

343
00:17:36,450 --> 00:17:39,950
[scoffs] You're bluffing.
You're all office babies.

344
00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:42,660
All buttoned up and corporate.

345
00:17:42,910 --> 00:17:45,620
Fair point. But I wasn't talking about us.

346
00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:48,420
Meet Scooter Buskie.

347
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:49,420
[elevator dings]

348
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:51,380
[Boss Baby] Worst baby in the world.

349
00:17:51,630 --> 00:17:55,590
Scooter, the bad man has cookies
and juice boxes for you.

350
00:17:56,550 --> 00:17:57,380
What?

351
00:17:57,470 --> 00:17:59,550
-[screeching]
-Ah!

352
00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:01,760
[gasps, screams]

353
00:18:05,890 --> 00:18:07,350
Follow that awful child's lead.

354
00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:11,230
Cry havoc and let slip the babies of war!

355
00:18:11,310 --> 00:18:14,280
[all yelling]

356
00:18:15,860 --> 00:18:17,150
[yowling]

357
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:19,490
-[Bootsy screaming]
-[growling]

358
00:18:21,450 --> 00:18:23,620
[triplets grunting]

359
00:18:29,580 --> 00:18:31,500
Catch me, Uncle Bootsy.

360
00:18:31,580 --> 00:18:35,130
-[grunts]
-Honk. Your nose is my prisoner.

361
00:18:35,210 --> 00:18:37,590
[groaning] Ow!

362
00:18:37,670 --> 00:18:39,970
Have mercy. [sobbing]

363
00:18:40,050 --> 00:18:44,350
-I surrender.
-Pleasure doing business with you.

364
00:18:44,430 --> 00:18:46,310
[cheering]

365
00:18:48,940 --> 00:18:51,440
-[meows]
-I trusted you, Gwendolyn.

366
00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:53,310
How could you betray me?

367
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,940
-Cat.
-Oh, yeah.

368
00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:57,820
-So soft. [giggling]
-[purrs]

369
00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:01,910
Have fun at the pound. We can be friends
when you pay your debt to society.

370
00:19:01,990 --> 00:19:02,820
Bye!

371
00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:06,240
Calico, you're going with my brother.

372
00:19:06,450 --> 00:19:08,790
And here's precisely how it's going down.

373
00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:13,840
Only Tim Templeton could've seen through
my diabolical plan and saved everyone.

374
00:19:14,380 --> 00:19:17,300
Also, he should be making
at least twice his current allowance.

375
00:19:17,710 --> 00:19:18,720
It's insulting.

376
00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:22,470
I don't care about the allowance.
And I'm sorry I've been sneaking out.

377
00:19:22,550 --> 00:19:25,760
I just thought you'd never believe me
about Mr. Calico's evilness.

378
00:19:25,850 --> 00:19:26,680
Are you mad?

379
00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:30,020
-Mad? Timmy, you're our hero.
-Oh!

380
00:19:30,980 --> 00:19:32,940
[Templeton]
And Bootsy went to cat people prison,

381
00:19:33,020 --> 00:19:36,270
and Mom and Dad are happy again,
and there's ice cream. And it's the best!

382
00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:38,070
You have to celebrate with us.

383
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,240
Home in five, I promise.

384
00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:41,200
[elevator dings]

385
00:19:42,820 --> 00:19:44,280
Mega Fat CEO Baby.

386
00:19:44,620 --> 00:19:47,950
Nice work up there.
So, you and me are good?

387
00:19:48,910 --> 00:19:52,830
You wrecked the office?
For the second time this summer?

388
00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:53,830
[chuckles]

389
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:56,340
I know. Heck of a way to win, but, uh...

390
00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:58,670
Ha!

391
00:19:59,050 --> 00:20:00,420
-Uh...
-Ha ha!

392
00:20:01,050 --> 00:20:02,380
Where are we going with this?

393
00:20:02,470 --> 00:20:04,720
[upbeat music playing over stereo]

394
00:20:05,930 --> 00:20:07,720
[rhythmic laughter]

395
00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:12,890
-You're fired!
-What?!

396
00:20:13,190 --> 00:20:14,940
I wrote this song, like, five months ago,

397
00:20:15,020 --> 00:20:16,980
and I can't believe I finally get
to use it.

398
00:20:17,070 --> 00:20:20,610
♪ You're fired, you're fired
Ha, ha, ha, ha, you're fired ♪

399
00:20:20,860 --> 00:20:21,690
Second verse.

400
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:23,820
There was a first verse?

401
00:20:24,070 --> 00:20:28,030
♪ Is Boss Baby fired or not?
I don't know, let's ask a robot ♪

402
00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:30,620
♪ You're fi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-red ♪

403
00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:32,210
He says you're fired. What?!

404
00:20:32,290 --> 00:20:34,870
-I just saved this company.
-Shh! It's the breakdown.

405
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:39,170
♪ See, because I am the CEO
Three times your salary-EO ♪

406
00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:44,880
♪ We all bow down to me-EO Tee-hee!
Here's how it be-E-O M G, you are fired! ♪

407
00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:48,140
[imitating robot]

408
00:20:51,020 --> 00:20:53,560
Big finish. ♪ Ha, ha, ha, you're-- ♪

409
00:20:53,980 --> 00:20:58,400
Allow me to tell you what I'm gonna do
to you if'n you don't.

410
00:20:58,900 --> 00:21:00,980
[whispering] I don't care about Baby Corp.

411
00:21:01,070 --> 00:21:03,150
Help me ruin Boss Baby,

412
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:06,200
-and you can keep it.
-Deal.

413
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:08,070
-[monitor beeps]
-[all gasping]

414
00:21:08,830 --> 00:21:09,700
Who?

415
00:21:10,620 --> 00:21:12,080
Magnus!

416
00:21:12,370 --> 00:21:15,000
I asked you to make those recordings
strictly in case

417
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:18,960
I came up with fresh new rhymes
for the "Ha Ha You're Fired" song.

418
00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:21,750
I am a baby of conscience.

419
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:23,380
[gong clangs]

420
00:21:23,460 --> 00:21:27,930
[male voice] A message from
the board of directors.

421
00:21:28,090 --> 00:21:30,720
Mega Fat CEO Baby...

422
00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:33,560
you're fired.

423
00:21:33,890 --> 00:21:35,020
What?!

424
00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:36,770
[laughing]

425
00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:39,440
-Phil?
-[button dings]

426
00:21:41,070 --> 00:21:45,190
No. You can't fire me.
I enjoy power way too much, guys.

427
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:47,570
-[button dings]
-[screaming]

428
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:51,330
[chuckles] Oh.

429
00:21:51,410 --> 00:21:52,410
So satisfying.

430
00:21:52,490 --> 00:21:54,410
-[gong clangs]
-[male voice] Boss Baby,

431
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,920
the board of directors
wishes to meet you upstairs...

432
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:00,080
right now.

433
00:22:00,670 --> 00:22:02,420
Beebs, it's the big time.

434
00:22:02,630 --> 00:22:04,760
We do need a new CEO.

435
00:22:05,510 --> 00:22:08,050
Your Eminences, I'm honored. I...

436
00:22:11,300 --> 00:22:13,510
[giggles]

437
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:16,140
[music playing over dialogue]

438
00:22:18,900 --> 00:22:20,440
You have to celebrate with us.

439
00:22:20,810 --> 00:22:22,770
Home in five. I promise.

440
00:22:25,900 --> 00:22:27,740
How about first thing Monday morning?

441
00:22:27,820 --> 00:22:29,070
[all gasping]

442
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:30,780
I'm booked all weekend.

443
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,030
[Boss Baby giggling]

444
00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:34,080
[all laughing]

445
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:36,120
We're in trouble now. Oh, watch it.

446
00:22:37,330 --> 00:22:39,000
I love this family!

447
00:22:41,380 --> 00:22:43,840
[theme song playing]

448
00:23:03,270 --> 00:23:04,940
♪ Boss Baby ♪