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- Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
- Stranger: hi
- You: yo
- Stranger: your gay
- Stranger: no nookie for you
- You: fuck no
- You: fuck you
- Stranger: no you wont
- You: i have sick rhymes to use here
- You: bro
- You: i will do it
- You: slaughter your whole family
- Stranger: this cookie is off limits
- You: the medium doesnt have cookies so enjoy them bro
- Stranger: you mad cause you cant fuck this pussy?
- You: fuck no
- You: im laughing at the pussy
- You: not with the pussy
- Stranger: you so mad. i would have rode you hard if you werent so gay
- You: man youre a weak troll
- You: let me guess
- You: youre 6
- You: like the others
- Stranger: no. im 20 f usa
- You: haha yeah
- You: cool story bro
- You: you are a damn old troll then
- Stranger: why do you keep calling me bro?
- Stranger: your so into dick
- You: because i do bro
- You: im in the medium not into a dick
- You: i didnt know trolls had dicks though
- You: or knew what they were
- Stranger: thats why you'll never get inside any chick. especially me.
- You: bullshit
- You: i already have two girls
- You: two
- Stranger: no you dont
- You: oh yeah man
- You: the chicks dig me
- Stranger: its guys with massive dicks
- You: nah
- You: you do those
- You: the chicks dig my sick rhymes
- You: and my shades
- Stranger: and its sad cause i pull more dudes than you
- You: can you come back at me any weaker
- Stranger: they like my asshole better than yours
- You: bro i need to give you some dirt just to make this interesting
- You: get a fucking pen and take some notes
- You: jesus
- Stranger: get a chick and learn what a vagina feels like. better than your mans ass
- You: weak
- You: anyhow
- You: heres some dirt i guess
- You: since i dont really have any
- You: one of your 6 year old trolls is into me
- You: digging me
- You: and my brother has a shitload of pupphits with rumps
- You: rumps bigger than yours
- You: use some of that bro
- Stranger: you really think im trolling you but im seriously a chick
- You: wow youre a shitty troll
- You: you already lost so just give
- You: you gave yourself away from the start
- You: bro
- Stranger: your loss
- You: youre worse then that tavros troll
- You: thats dead
- Stranger: totally a girl
- You: cool story bro
- Stranger: this is why i dont fuck with assholes like you
- You: you would so do me
- You: and you know it
- Stranger: nope. you more than missed your chance
- You: if i was on alternia or whatever the hell you aliens live on
- You: i mean hell
- You: even alien chicks dig me
- You: you know im the better mother fucker here
- Stranger: your a fag
- You: chris is damn proud i know all of you
- Stranger: only guy i know who misses out hard on sweet pussy
- You: trolls have pussys
- You: wow
- You: but look bro
- You: im not into guys like you
- You: youre alien
- You: and a guy
- Stranger: well as a girl its cool if im nto guys
- You: whatever weird bullshit you have going on your planet doesnt work here
- Stranger: you on the other hand need to stop having manly buttsex
- You: i told you
- You: to use the dirt
- You: you stupid fucking troll
- You: gog listen
- Stranger: and i told you to stop having buttsex
- Stranger: god listen
- You: hey
- You: i am the boss here
- You: youre only 6 or some shit
- Stranger: boss of what? fagitopia
- You: now i will send you to fucking time out
- You: or whatever the hell you trolls use
- Stranger: your sad "bro"
- You: if you keep being weak i wont waste anymore of my time on you
- Stranger: missin out on free pussy "bro"
- You: mother fucker i have shit to do
- You: i am the big shit
- Stranger: have sex with more guys "bro"?
- You: fighting and pwning all these monsters
- You: in the medium
- Stranger: thats what you got planned for today "bro"
- Stranger: huh "bro"? "bro"? "bro"?
- Stranger: so weak. get some game
- You: god this shit is so weak
- Stranger: hen you can fuck some sexy shit like this
- You: why dont you just studder and apologize while youre at it
- You: gog
- You: i need some apple sauce to keep listening to these weak burns
- Stranger: when you get laid by a woman ill get a sex change and become a man like you want me to be
- You: that burn like luke warm water
- You: that got pissed in
- You: i find it funny that you keep telling a 12 yo to get laid you sick bastard
- Stranger: you so need to get some pussy
- Stranger: it helps. helped my ex
- You: now trolls have exes
- You: i dont even care to figure out this stupid troll shit
- You: you guys dont even sound different from us
- You: either that or youre obsessed with humans
- You: participially me
- Stranger: you are so sad
- You: because you know
- You: im kinda badass
- Stranger: do you just come up here and call every chick you meet a troll?
- You: nah but youre a troll so you shouldnt be insulted
- Stranger: love virgin males
- Stranger: so cute but stupid
- You: thanks now cute off the stupid
- You: because i am the shit
- You: in case you need to be reminded
- You: i am the shit
- Stranger: no your not
- Stranger: your just shit
- You: bullshit
- You: i am the shit
- You: you just got pwned by me
- You: so you should know
- You: i am the shit
- Stranger: the only thing you pwn is male ass
- You: damn for a 6 year old you cuss alot
- You: shit
- Stranger: im 20
- Stranger: f
- You: sure
- Stranger: uas
- You: sure
- Stranger: usa
- You: all you trolls make up ages so how the fuck would i know
- You: i mean hell
- You: with these burns
- You: i really so think youre six
- Stranger: i really know im not
- You: uh huh
- You: cool story bro
- You: anyhow
- You: mother fuckin monsters are here
- You: for more ass kicking
- Stranger: do i have to come where you are and prove it?
- You: i told you stupid
- You: im in the medium
- Stranger: where do you live?
- You: the medium
- Stranger: your boring me now. im gonna find a guy that aint gay and actually wants to fuck
- You: i am kicking major ass with my legendary piece of shit
- Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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