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  1. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  2. Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
  3. Stranger: hi
  4. You: yo
  5. Stranger: your gay
  6. Stranger: no nookie for you
  7. You: fuck no
  8. You: fuck you
  9. Stranger: no you wont
  10. You: i have sick rhymes to use here
  11. You: bro
  12. You: i will do it
  13. You: slaughter your whole family
  14. Stranger: this cookie is off limits
  15. You: the medium doesnt have cookies so enjoy them bro
  16. Stranger: you mad cause you cant fuck this pussy?
  17. You: fuck no
  18. You: im laughing at the pussy
  19. You: not with the pussy
  20. Stranger: you so mad. i would have rode you hard if you werent so gay
  21. You: man youre a weak troll
  22. You: let me guess
  23. You: youre 6
  24. You: like the others
  25. Stranger: no. im 20 f usa
  26. You: haha yeah
  27. You: cool story bro
  28. You: you are a damn old troll then
  29. Stranger: why do you keep calling me bro?
  30. Stranger: your so into dick
  31. You: because i do bro
  32. You: im in the medium not into a dick
  33. You: i didnt know trolls had dicks though
  34. You: or knew what they were
  35. Stranger: thats why you'll never get inside any chick. especially me.
  36. You: bullshit
  37. You: i already have two girls
  38. You: two
  39. Stranger: no you dont
  40. You: oh yeah man
  41. You: the chicks dig me
  42. Stranger: its guys with massive dicks
  43. You: nah
  44. You: you do those
  45. You: the chicks dig my sick rhymes
  46. You: and my shades
  47. Stranger: and its sad cause i pull more dudes than you
  48. You: can you come back at me any weaker
  49. Stranger: they like my asshole better than yours
  50. You: bro i need to give you some dirt just to make this interesting
  51. You: get a fucking pen and take some notes
  52. You: jesus
  53. Stranger: get a chick and learn what a vagina feels like. better than your mans ass
  54. You: weak
  55. You: anyhow
  56. You: heres some dirt i guess
  57. You: since i dont really have any
  58. You: one of your 6 year old trolls is into me
  59. You: digging me
  60. You: and my brother has a shitload of pupphits with rumps
  61. You: rumps bigger than yours
  62. You: use some of that bro
  63. Stranger: you really think im trolling you but im seriously a chick
  64. You: wow youre a shitty troll
  65. You: you already lost so just give
  66. You: you gave yourself away from the start
  67. You: bro
  68. Stranger: your loss
  69. You: youre worse then that tavros troll
  70. You: thats dead
  71. Stranger: totally a girl
  72. You: cool story bro
  73. Stranger: this is why i dont fuck with assholes like you
  74. You: you would so do me
  75. You: and you know it
  76. Stranger: nope. you more than missed your chance
  77. You: if i was on alternia or whatever the hell you aliens live on
  78. You: i mean hell
  79. You: even alien chicks dig me
  80. You: you know im the better mother fucker here
  81. Stranger: your a fag
  82. You: chris is damn proud i know all of you
  83. Stranger: only guy i know who misses out hard on sweet pussy
  84. You: trolls have pussys
  85. You: wow
  86. You: but look bro
  87. You: im not into guys like you
  88. You: youre alien
  89. You: and a guy
  90. Stranger: well as a girl its cool if im nto guys
  91. You: whatever weird bullshit you have going on your planet doesnt work here
  92. Stranger: you on the other hand need to stop having manly buttsex
  93. You: i told you
  94. You: to use the dirt
  95. You: you stupid fucking troll
  96. You: gog listen
  97. Stranger: and i told you to stop having buttsex
  98. Stranger: god listen
  99. You: hey
  100. You: i am the boss here
  101. You: youre only 6 or some shit
  102. Stranger: boss of what? fagitopia
  103. You: now i will send you to fucking time out
  104. You: or whatever the hell you trolls use
  105. Stranger: your sad "bro"
  106. You: if you keep being weak i wont waste anymore of my time on you
  107. Stranger: missin out on free pussy "bro"
  108. You: mother fucker i have shit to do
  109. You: i am the big shit
  110. Stranger: have sex with more guys "bro"?
  111. You: fighting and pwning all these monsters
  112. You: in the medium
  113. Stranger: thats what you got planned for today "bro"
  114. Stranger: huh "bro"? "bro"? "bro"?
  115. Stranger: so weak. get some game
  116. You: god this shit is so weak
  117. Stranger: hen you can fuck some sexy shit like this
  118. You: why dont you just studder and apologize while youre at it
  119. You: gog
  120. You: i need some apple sauce to keep listening to these weak burns
  121. Stranger: when you get laid by a woman ill get a sex change and become a man like you want me to be
  122. You: that burn like luke warm water
  123. You: that got pissed in
  124. You: i find it funny that you keep telling a 12 yo to get laid you sick bastard
  125. Stranger: you so need to get some pussy
  126. Stranger: it helps. helped my ex
  127. You: now trolls have exes
  128. You: i dont even care to figure out this stupid troll shit
  129. You: you guys dont even sound different from us
  130. You: either that or youre obsessed with humans
  131. You: participially me
  132. Stranger: you are so sad
  133. You: because you know
  134. You: im kinda badass
  135. Stranger: do you just come up here and call every chick you meet a troll?
  136. You: nah but youre a troll so you shouldnt be insulted
  137. Stranger: love virgin males
  138. Stranger: so cute but stupid
  139. You: thanks now cute off the stupid
  140. You: because i am the shit
  141. You: in case you need to be reminded
  142. You: i am the shit
  143. Stranger: no your not
  144. Stranger: your just shit
  145. You: bullshit
  146. You: i am the shit
  147. You: you just got pwned by me
  148. You: so you should know
  149. You: i am the shit
  150. Stranger: the only thing you pwn is male ass
  151. You: damn for a 6 year old you cuss alot
  152. You: shit
  153. Stranger: im 20
  154. Stranger: f
  155. You: sure
  156. Stranger: uas
  157. You: sure
  158. Stranger: usa
  159. You: all you trolls make up ages so how the fuck would i know
  160. You: i mean hell
  161. You: with these burns
  162. You: i really so think youre six
  163. Stranger: i really know im not
  164. You: uh huh
  165. You: cool story bro
  166. You: anyhow
  167. You: mother fuckin monsters are here
  168. You: for more ass kicking
  169. Stranger: do i have to come where you are and prove it?
  170. You: i told you stupid
  171. You: im in the medium
  172. Stranger: where do you live?
  173. You: the medium
  174. Stranger: your boring me now. im gonna find a guy that aint gay and actually wants to fuck
  175. You: i am kicking major ass with my legendary piece of shit
  176. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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