Spider-fluff

>Took fluffy pony to theater to see The Amazing Spider-Man, midnight showing
>Naturally, you took him to target first to get some cool spider-man toys before the show
>Fluffy pony got a Spider-Man action figure, a Spider-Man ball, and a Spider-Man web launcher!
>Fluffy pony was playing with his toys in the parking lot earlier and found out he could use the launcher by strapping it to his body and using his teeth to pull down the metal bar that engages the web spray.
>Fluffy be launchin webs all over
>You even fashioned the small spider-man glove that came with the launcher into a small Spider-Man suit
>Later, in the movie
>Fluffy pony is in your lap, watching intently, being quiet like a good fluffy
>Suddenly, for the first time, Peter Parker is shown on screen for the first time, in his full costume
>"SPIDAH-MAN!!!" your fluffy pony shouts!
>You try to hush it
>Fluffy pony is still equipped with the launcher
>Starts shooting webs all over the audience from your crotch-region
>All the moviegoers are coated by his thick, white threads of justice
>Try desperately to calm him down
>Out of nowhere, a big huge black man appears, just another moviegoer
>He puts his hand out
>You're about to tell him that you've got it handled, but fluffy pony jumps right into his hand
>"Fweeze, cwiminaw!!"
>Fluffy pony is turned into a jelly by his iron african grip.
>Black man sits down
>As you leave the theater, you realize that ordeal was twice as entertaining as the film.