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  1. [22:29] <Roo_inline[DM]> "duel it is then" berith says, moving his neck, bones creaking loudly
  2. [22:29] <Roo_inline[DM]> ((sup))
  3. [22:31] <Lily_Palmer> I give him a large grin, flashing my fangs. "you better not disappoint. ive heard things about you"
  4. [22:31] <Roo_inline[DM]> berith smiles, embers and dark smoke falling from his mouth
  5. [22:32] <Lily_Palmer> "thats pretty badass"
  6. [22:33] <Roo_inline[DM]> "i do not know the meaning of the word"
  7. [22:33] <Roo_inline[DM]> berith takes a small step back... the room gets slightly hotter, some rotten wood around berith getting lightly scorched
  8. [22:33] <Roo_inline[DM]> roll initiative
  9. [22:34] <Lily_Palmer> *so he has fire powers? guess these bombs wont do shit against him*
  10. [22:34] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 1d20+3
  11. [22:34] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{9}
  12. [22:34] <Lily_Palmer> !roll 1d20+3
  13. [22:34] <Tyche[Dice]> Lily_Palmer rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{15}
  14. [22:34] <Roo_inline[DM]> *partly*
  15. [22:34] <Roo_inline[DM]> you go first
  16. [22:35] <Lily_Palmer> Lets see how he handles our signature move
  17. [22:35] <Lily_Palmer> I aggress him with my guitar.
  18. [22:35] <Lily_Palmer> !roll 1d20+3
  19. [22:35] <Tyche[Dice]> Lily_Palmer rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{5}
  20. [22:37] <Roo_inline[DM]> berith grabs your guitar by the edge and shoves you back in a surprisingly gentle manner
  21. [22:37] <Lily_Palmer> *i feel like hes mocking me right now*
  22. [22:37] <Roo_inline[DM]> "human, but not quite... do you think you have what it takes?"
  23. [22:37] <Roo_inline[DM]> *he most likely is*
  24. [22:38] <Roo_inline[DM]> end turn?
  25. [22:38] <Lily_Palmer> I try kicking him.
  26. [22:38] <Lily_Palmer> !roll 1d20+3
  27. [22:38] <Tyche[Dice]> Lily_Palmer rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{13}
  28. [22:39] <Roo_inline[DM]> berith easily sidesteps your attack
  29. [22:39] <Roo_inline[DM]> you almost fall to the ground
  30. [22:40] <Lily_Palmer> *i think we might be fucked*
  31. [22:40] <Roo_inline[DM]> *you think so?*
  32. [22:40] <Roo_inline[DM]> berith's turn
  33. [22:41] <Lily_Palmer> *unless these supposed space powers suddenly happen yes*
  34. [22:41] <Roo_inline[DM]> berith raises his pick-spear and thrusts it lazily in your general direction, you can see a lack of interest on his movement. almost taunting you
  35. [22:41] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 1d20+3
  36. [22:41] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{13}
  37. [22:41] <Roo_inline[DM]> you move out of the way of the spear. it goes a few inches away from hitting you
  38. [22:42] <Roo_inline[DM]> "are you having fun human?"
  39. [22:42] <Roo_inline[DM]> some pieces of wood around berith light on fire
  40. [22:42] <Roo_inline[DM]> your turn
  41. [22:43] <Lily_Palmer> *next time im alchemizing holy water*
  42. [22:44] <Lily_Palmer> I take another swing at him, hoping it actually hits this time
  43. [22:44] <Lily_Palmer> !roll 1d20+3
  44. [22:44] <Tyche[Dice]> Lily_Palmer rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{21}
  45. [22:45] <Roo_inline[DM]> you strike berith at his side. some of the red wrappings burst into flame and the skin underneath does too
  46. [22:45] <Roo_inline[DM]> roll for damage
  47. [22:45] <Lily_Palmer> !roll 3d6+3
  48. [22:45] <Tyche[Dice]> Lily_Palmer rolled : 3d6+3 --> [ 3d6=10 ]{13}
  49. [22:45] <Roo_inline[DM]> "i guess she does have what it takes"
  50. [22:45] <Roo_inline[DM]> end turn?
  51. [22:46] <Lily_Palmer> I take another kick at him. I have these heels, might as well use em.
  52. [22:46] <Lily_Palmer> !roll 1d20+3
  53. [22:46] <Tyche[Dice]> Lily_Palmer rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{15}
  54. [22:46] <Roo_inline[DM]> roll for damage
  55. [22:47] <Lily_Palmer> !roll 1d6+3
  56. [22:47] <Tyche[Dice]> Lily_Palmer rolled : 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=6 ]{9}
  57. [22:47] <Roo_inline[DM]> you kick berith flat middle in the chest. he stumbles back a bit, then laughts
  58. [22:48] <Roo_inline[DM]> end turn?
  59. [22:48] <Lily_Palmer> End turn
  60. [22:48] <Roo_inline[DM]> berith's turn
  61. [22:48] <Roo_inline[DM]> berith points its peakspear at you
  62. [22:49] <Roo_inline[DM]> you hear something like........ what is it, something concentrating?
  63. [22:49] <Roo_inline[DM]> a small ball of fire shoots out from berith's spear
  64. [22:50] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 1d20+4
  65. [22:50] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{20}
  66. [22:51] <Roo_inline[DM]> the fireball hits one of your arms. scalding the leg and breaking apart parts of the skin. it knits back together as fast as it burns
  67. [22:51] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 1d4+1 damage
  68. [22:51] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 1d4+1 damage --> [ 1d4=2 ]{3}
  69. [22:51] <Roo_inline[DM]> that was better than you expected.
  70. [22:52] <Roo_inline[DM]> berith proceeds to swing the peak at you
  71. [22:52] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 1d20+3
  72. [22:52] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{14}
  73. [22:52] <Roo_inline[DM]> fuck it, im giving you this one.
  74. [22:53] <Roo_inline[DM]> berith glares as you avoid his peakspear once again
  75. [22:53] <Lily_Palmer> "if your gonna swing that thing around at least try to hit me"
  76. [22:54] <Roo_inline[DM]> "im giving you a fair duel"
  77. [22:55] <Roo_inline[DM]> your turn
  78. [22:55] <Lily_Palmer> I decide to try "Share the Pain", just to see what it really does.
  79. [22:56] <Roo_inline[DM]> roll performance, select your dices
  80. [22:56] <Lily_Palmer> !roll 1d20+4
  81. [22:56] <Tyche[Dice]> Lily_Palmer rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{21}
  82. [22:56] <Lily_Palmer> 2d6
  83. [22:56] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 1d20+5
  84. [22:56] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{20}
  85. [22:56] <Roo_inline[DM]> welp. roll for it
  86. [22:56] <Lily_Palmer> !roll 2d6
  87. [22:56] <Tyche[Dice]> Lily_Palmer rolled : 2d6 --> [ 2d6=7 ]{7}
  88. [22:57] <Roo_inline[DM]> you see berith visibly recoil and grips his head with both hands... your whole arms feel like they were sliced open. some of the chitin around the knuckles and fingertips even LOOKS that way
  89. [22:57] <Roo_inline[DM]> berith's turn
  90. [22:59] <Roo_inline[DM]> "i guess i was WRONG in giving you a fair trial"
  91. [23:00] <Roo_inline[DM]> berith raises one arm, golden dust begins pouring from his mouth as 2 figures raise from the ground. they look like... ogres. made of scorched rocks and bone
  92. [23:00] <Roo_inline[DM]> "GUARDS, KILL THIS CHILDREN OF MAN"
  93. [23:00] <Lily_Palmer> *oh you have to be fucking me right now*
  94. [23:01] <Roo_inline[DM]> berith steps back, away from the situation
  95. [23:01] <Roo_inline[DM]> *he IS a duke after all*
  96. [23:02] <Roo_inline[DM]> one of the hellfire ogres charges at you, some of its skin even peeling away in the process
  97. [23:02] <Roo_inline[DM]> you get the feeling they aren't really durable
  98. [23:02] <Roo_inline[DM]> it tries to clothesline you as it runs past you
  99. [23:02] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 1d20+3
  100. [23:02] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{5}
  101. [23:03] <Roo_inline[DM]> you duck out of the way
  102. [23:04] <Roo_inline[DM]> the other one approaches during this process. it raises a fist to pummel you into the ground
  103. [23:04] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 1dd20+3
  104. [23:04] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 1dd20+3 --> [ 1d1=1 1d20=3 ]{6}
  105. [23:04] <Roo_inline[DM]> wait. typo, it rolled a 1d1 and a d20
  106. [23:04] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 1d20+3
  107. [23:04] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{22}
  108. [23:05] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 1d6+3 damage
  109. [23:05] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 1d6+3 damage --> [ 1d6=3 ]{6}
  110. [23:06] <Roo_inline[DM]> your turn
  111. [23:07] <Lily_Palmer> I turn to the ogre that punched me and attack him with my guitar.
  112. [23:07] <Roo_inline[DM]> go for it
  113. [23:07] <Lily_Palmer> !roll 1d20+3
  114. [23:07] <Tyche[Dice]> Lily_Palmer rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{4}
  115. [23:07] <Lily_Palmer> ok
  116. [23:07] <Roo_inline[DM]> oh
  117. [23:08] <Roo_inline[DM]> the ogre catches your guitar. and pushes you out of the way a bit more violently
  118. [23:08] <Roo_inline[DM]> berith seems pleased
  119. [23:08] <Lily_Palmer> Fuck Berith, I kick the ogre.
  120. [23:08] <Lily_Palmer> !roll 1d20+3
  121. [23:08] <Tyche[Dice]> Lily_Palmer rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{15}
  122. [23:09] <Roo_inline[DM]> you roundhouse kick the ogre... where did all this skill come from?!
  123. [23:09] <Roo_inline[DM]> roll for damage
  124. [23:09] <Lily_Palmer> !roll 1d6+3
  125. [23:09] <Tyche[Dice]> Lily_Palmer rolled : 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=6 ]{9}
  126. [23:11] <Roo_inline[DM]> the ogre explodes into ash and a small amount of grist
  127. [23:12] <Roo_inline[DM]> the other hellfire ogre laughts at the pain of its brother
  128. [23:12] <Roo_inline[DM]> berith stays out of the way
  129. [23:12] <Roo_inline[DM]> berith's turn
  130. [23:12] <Roo_inline[DM]> berith takes a deep breath and exhales a cloud of noxious smoke
  131. [23:12] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 1d20+4
  132. [23:12] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{23}
  133. [23:13] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 2d4+2 damage
  134. [23:13] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 2d4+2 damage --> [ 2d4=3 ]{5}
  135. [23:13] <Roo_inline[DM]> roll con please
  136. [23:13] <Lily_Palmer> !roll 1d20+4
  137. [23:13] <Tyche[Dice]> Lily_Palmer rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{12}
  138. [23:14] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 1d4+2
  139. [23:14] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 1d4+2 --> [ 1d4=2 ]{4}
  140. [23:14] <Roo_inline[DM]> take 9 damage
  141. [23:14] <Roo_inline[DM]> the hellfire ogre goes in for another punch
  142. [23:14] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 1d20+3
  143. [23:14] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{16}
  144. [23:14] <Lily_Palmer> jesus
  145. [23:15] <Roo_inline[DM]> you get punched in the back, you can hear stuff inside your shoulder cracking.
  146. [23:15] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 1d6+3 damage
  147. [23:15] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 1d6+3 damage --> [ 1d6=6 ]{9}
  148. [23:15] <Roo_inline[DM]> "do you yield?"
  149. [23:15] <Roo_inline[DM]> berith seems calm, if not downright arrogant
  150. [23:16] <Roo_inline[DM]> your turn
  151. [23:16] <Lily_Palmer> "nah"
  152. [23:16] <Lily_Palmer> I hit the other ogre with my guitar
  153. [23:16] <Lily_Palmer> !roll 1d20+3
  154. [23:16] <Tyche[Dice]> Lily_Palmer rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{19}
  155. [23:17] <Lily_Palmer> !roll 3d6+3
  156. [23:17] <Tyche[Dice]> Lily_Palmer rolled : 3d6+3 --> [ 3d6=9 ]{12}
  157. [23:18] <Roo_inline[DM]> the ogre explodes into ash and grist
  158. [23:18] <Roo_inline[DM]> its just the two of you once again
  159. [23:19] <Lily_Palmer> Are there any loose rocks on the ground?
  160. [23:20] <Lily_Palmer> Or is he within striking distance?
  161. [23:20] <Roo_inline[DM]> he indeed is within striking distance
  162. [23:21] <Lily_Palmer> I kick him.
  163. [23:21] <Lily_Palmer> !roll 1d20+3
  164. [23:21] <Tyche[Dice]> Lily_Palmer rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{16}
  165. [23:22] <Roo_inline[DM]> 3 small flickers of flame appear on top of berith
  166. [23:22] <Roo_inline[DM]> the one in the middle dissapears
  167. [23:22] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 1d6
  168. [23:22] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 1d6 --> [ 1d6=3 ]{3}
  169. [23:22] <Roo_inline[DM]> everyone takes 3 damage, roll again
  170. [23:23] <Lily_Palmer> roll tohit again?
  171. [23:23] <Roo_inline[DM]> yup
  172. [23:24] <Lily_Palmer> !roll 1d20+3
  173. [23:24] <Tyche[Dice]> Lily_Palmer rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{15}
  174. [23:24] <Roo_inline[DM]> it hits eitherway, you see berith slightly shifting in place, you catch him with a few inches of margin
  175. [23:24] <Roo_inline[DM]> roll for damage
  176. [23:24] <Lily_Palmer> !roll 1d6+3
  177. [23:24] <Tyche[Dice]> Lily_Palmer rolled : 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=4 ]{7}
  178. [23:25] <Roo_inline[DM]> berith looks visibly tired
  179. [23:25] <Roo_inline[DM]> berith's turn
  180. [23:26] <Roo_inline[DM]> berith thrusts with his spear, this time he looks like he's actually trying
  181. [23:26] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 1d20+3
  182. [23:26] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{10}
  183. [23:26] <Roo_inline[DM]> you move out of the way easi-- another flicker turns off
  184. [23:26] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 1d6
  185. [23:26] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 1d6 --> [ 1d6=1 ]{1}
  186. [23:26] <Roo_inline[DM]> everyone takes one damage
  187. [23:26] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 1d20+3
  188. [23:26] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{7}
  189. [23:27] <Lily_Palmer> The future refused to change.
  190. [23:27] <Roo_inline[DM]> you dodge the afterimage of berith's attack
  191. [23:27] <Roo_inline[DM]> berith begins laughting loudly
  192. [23:27] <Roo_inline[DM]> your turn
  193. [23:28] <Lily_Palmer> I take another wild swing with my guitar.
  194. [23:28] <Roo_inline[DM]> "guess these old bones dont have it in them anymore"
  195. [23:28] <Lily_Palmer> !roll 1d20+3
  196. [23:28] <Tyche[Dice]> Lily_Palmer rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{18}
  197. [23:28] <Roo_inline[DM]> "either way, ill be reborn"
  198. [23:28] <Roo_inline[DM]> you hit
  199. [23:29] <Lily_Palmer> !roll 3d6+3
  200. [23:29] <Tyche[Dice]> Lily_Palmer rolled : 3d6+3 --> [ 3d6=11 ]{14}
  201. [23:29] <Roo_inline[DM]> berith visibly flinches, he coughs some flames into the ground
  202. [23:30] <Lily_Palmer> I give him a swift kick too, just to make sure.
  203. [23:30] <Lily_Palmer> !roll 1d20+3
  204. [23:30] <Tyche[Dice]> Lily_Palmer rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{16}
  205. [23:31] <Roo_inline[DM]> the last flame turns off
  206. [23:31] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 1d6
  207. [23:31] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 1d6 --> [ 1d6=5 ]{5}
  208. [23:31] <Roo_inline[DM]> everyone takes 5 damage, roll again
  209. [23:31] <Lily_Palmer> !roll 1d20+3
  210. [23:31] <Tyche[Dice]> Lily_Palmer rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{10}
  211. [23:32] <Roo_inline[DM]> berith moves out of the way of your kick
  212. [23:32] <Roo_inline[DM]> he seems to be on his last breaths
  213. [23:32] <Roo_inline[DM]> berith's turn
  214. [23:33] <Roo_inline[DM]> berith brings down the pike on you in one last strike. he knows he's going to die
  215. [23:33] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 1d20+3
  216. [23:33] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{6}
  217. [23:34] <Roo_inline[DM]> it weakly strikes the ground
  218. [23:35] <Roo_inline[DM]> "i yield"
  219. [23:36] <Lily_Palmer> *uhh, so do we just kill him? i hope theres not some demon customary where i have to do something special for enemies who yield*
  220. [23:36] <Roo_inline[DM]> berith laughts as he kneels, opening his arms wide
  221. [23:36] <Roo_inline[DM]> *you kill him*
  222. [23:36] <Lily_Palmer> *so i do*
  223. [23:36] <Lily_Palmer> "well played"
  224. [23:36] <Lily_Palmer> I swing again.
  225. [23:36] <Roo_inline[DM]> "i so say the same"
  226. [23:37] <Roo_inline[DM]> berith has given up, roll damage
  227. [23:38] <Lily_Palmer> !roll 3d6+3
  228. [23:38] <Tyche[Dice]> Lily_Palmer rolled : 3d6+3 --> [ 3d6=11 ]{14}
  229. [23:38] <Roo_inline[DM]> describe the killing blow?
  230. [23:41] <Lily_Palmer> I hit him on the shoulder at an angle. The blow hits him with such a force that embers and ash seem to fling off his body in a small cloud that temporarily obscures my sight. When it clears, all i see is his corpse laying over, broken and dead.
  231. [23:42] <Roo_inline[DM]> the corpse seems to to remain as berith topples and dies
  232. [23:42] <Roo_inline[DM]> **well?**
  233. [23:43] <Lily_Palmer> *might as well give it a small taste*
  234. [23:44] <Lily_Palmer> I rip off a small bit of his arm flesh and stick it in my mouth.
  235. [23:44] <Roo_inline[DM]> ...it tastes like slightly overcooked meat... and a slight aftertaste of rust
  236. [23:45] <Roo_inline[DM]> its... well, you COULD call it tasty
  237. [23:45] <Roo_inline[DM]> roll sanity
  238. [23:45] <Lily_Palmer> !roll 1d20
  239. [23:45] <Tyche[Dice]> Lily_Palmer rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{16}
  240. [23:47] <Roo_inline[DM]> well... yeah, it looks tasty, and he corpse is still there, but ultimatelly it is your choice
  241. [23:47] <Roo_inline[DM]> *not half bad*
  242. [23:48] <Roo_inline[DM]> ...it still hasn't exploded into grist
  243. [23:48] <Lily_Palmer> I decide to use my claws to rip out a chunk of the flesh and capchalogue it for consumption later.
  244. [23:50] <Roo_inline[DM]> roll str
  245. [23:50] <Lily_Palmer> !roll 1d20+3
  246. [23:50] <Tyche[Dice]> Lily_Palmer rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{9}
  247. [23:51] <Roo_inline[DM]> you rip a medium sized chunk of flesh
  248. [23:51] <Roo_inline[DM]> the body explodes into grist
  249. [23:51] <Roo_inline[DM]> ill give you everything in the post
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