Fuck Off Jade

Alexithymiaa: -Jade sat on the couch as she watched Steph walk out of the apartment with her bag over her shoulder, kind of just scowling in her direction. The second the door clicked shut, she let out a deep groan, throwning herself backward over the pillows and closing her eyes.-
Tsaaq: "See you Steph." Remy said, going over to the door to lock it then glancing over his shoulder at Jade and her dramatic bullshit. He tightened his lips and went to walk towards the kitchen with his eyes a little wide.
Alexithymiaa: -She shifted her hand back behind her head to stoke through her ponytail, shifting on the couch to look behind her into the kitchen. "I don't get it. Isn't that the same girl Cadence doesn't like? Why was she here ALL weekend?"-
Tsaaq: He shook his head, resisting the urge to roll his eyes as he leaned against the counter. "She needed a place to stay. Also they're sort of friends again. Which is awesome." Remy answered in a grumble. "She's going through some shit."
Alexithymiaa: "Lots of people go through shit. Doesn't mean the bridges you burn are just magically fixed." She let out a quick sigh, pulling her legs up underneath her.-
Tsaaq: "They aren't. I just said 'sort of'. But we're not awful cunts like you. Cay isn't going to just reject somebody just cause they might not be on the best terms. That's called empathy retard." He said in a monotone, pulling open the fridge cause he needed soda.
Alexithymiaa: -She scoffed loudly at his remark, her face twisting into a deep scowl. "Um wow okay, I'm not the one who doesnt even live here anymore. But sure, it's totally awesome that people can just use Cadence whenever they need to and when they're done they'll go back to not being friends."-
Tsaaq: He sighed loudly. "You don't even know what you're talking about. You're jumping to conclusions, it's like you're five." He groaned, pulling out the two liter and drinking from it as he kicked the fridge closed.
Alexithymiaa: "Actually I'm going based off what Cadence told me. Which was that girl ruined a lot of things for her. So now she's supposed to just jump because she needs help? That's a pretty shitty friendship if you ask me."-
Tsaaq: "Jade..." Remy trailed off exasperatedly and took a long drink from the soda bottle. "I don't care what rationale you've gathered since I spoke to Cay about it myself. Hopefully -and I know this is a long shot- but hopefully, Steph will move back in and I won't have to know you exist anymore."
Alexithymiaa: -She whipped her head back around to gawk at him, her already narrow eyes narrowing further. "You can't just kick me out. I havent done anything wrong and I live here. You can't do that."-
Tsaaq: He rolled his eyes as he went to make his way to the living room. "Are you done?" He asked as he turned on the tv. "I said it was a long shot, that doesn't mean I'm not secretly hoping it happens." Remy shrugged.
Alexithymiaa: "What is your problem with me?" She stared him down, moving her arms to cross over her chest. "You've hated me from day one."-
Tsaaq: "No... I did not. That is a projection of whatever insecurity you have inside of yourself. Your ego is so fragile that if people are practically licking your asshole you automatically think they hate you." He rambled in a monotone, keeping his eyes on the television.
Tsaaq: ((aren't*))
Alexithymiaa: "That's not true..." She trailed off, clearly not confident in the words that just left her mouth as she stared into Remy's face harshly. "I was nice to you and you were a jerk to me. You've never been anywhere close to nice to me."-
Tsaaq: He rolled his eyes again. "So to spare your feelings instead of being true to myself I'm supposed to act like when you say stupid shit that it doesn't make me want to strangle you. And you were NEVER nice to me. So not only are you an idiot, you're lying to yourself, OBVIOUSLY." He argued.
Alexithymiaa: "When have I ever said stupid shit?" She raised her voice at him, shifting on the couch to sit up further since she was definitely getting excited and ruffled.-
Tsaaq: "You're saying stupid shit now, for instance. That should be ripe in your mind so you can't discredit it." He answered, taking another drink from the large soda bottle. "The reason I don't like you NOW is because you're a bitch to everyone and you're shallow, and a flake but you expect people to treat you like you're royalty or some shit. And you're incapable of even a single existential thought. You only think about yourself. There, now you know and you can't stop crying to me about it." He said with a wave of his index finger as he pushed off the couch.
Alexithymiaa: (BAHAHAHHAHAHA HE HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD AND IM DYING)
Alexithymiaa: -Her mouth fell open like she was all appalled and shit, just staring at him. "Excuse me? I'm not a bitch to everyone and I'm not shallow. Why, because I like men that are hot more than men who arent? That just sounds like bitterness from someone who's not hot." She cleared her throat, dropping her eyes over Remy. "I think of other people. I let your sister borrow my games and my clothes."-
Tsaaq: Remy's eyebrows rose up his face. "Bitch, I don't care about being attractive. I'm in love with somebody who's like me. I thought that would never happen. You're attractive and you're personality is shit where has that gotten you? A make out session with a gay guy? Cause nobody else is interested enough to actually want to be with you or you're too much of an asshole to give them the chance. You're shallow because you're a moron. Not because you like 'hot people.'" Remy turned around, putting the soda down and doing air quotes. "OH YOU LET MY SISTER BORROW YOUR GAMES AND CLOTHES. YOU'RE SUCH A GREAT FUCKING FRIEND. I WONDER WHY SHE HASN'T BEEN BACK? Oh right... You eye fuck her ex-boyfriend right in her face. And you don't give a shit about how she feels or any of her problems. If you were in her shoes you probably would've killed yourself already. She's stronger of a person than you'll ever be. Borrow games and clothes? Really? And you said you're not shallow. That's the EPITOME of shallow!"
Tsaaq: ((He's over it.))
Alexithymiaa: "He's not gay!" She screeched back at him, clearly showing where her priorities of this conversation lie. She threw her hair back off her shoulder, standing up to her feet in a huff. "You don't know anything about me because you've always been too busy trying to find things to hate about me rather than opening your eyes to things you might like. And thats YOUR problem, not mine. You're an ugly person inside and out."-
Tsaaq: Remy inhaled deeply and pulled out his cellphone. "I don't look at people wanting to hate them. Trust me. And I'm not an ugly person in fact. I'm pretty sure that whole statement about me applies more to you. You're projecting again." He dailed a number and put it on speaker as it rang. "Hey, Ozzie. Remember that one time I came into my dorm and you and Brad were totally making out and shirtless and I cockblocked by mistake?" He asked.
Alexithymiaa: -She rolled her eyes, putting up her hand. "I don't even want to hear your lame excuses." She fell into silence when she realized he'd called Ozzie, pulling her hands in front of her to listen."-
Alexithymiaa: (No quotes)
Tsaaq: ((No quotes?!))
Alexithymiaa: (I ended quotes but there was no dialogue)
Tsaaq: ((He answered the phone in the other thing but I'm putting what Ozzie says here just in casies.)) Remy lifted his eyebrow and waited. "Uh... Yeah I remember that." Ozzie's voice said on the speaker. "Oh yeah of course. I just wanted to apologize for that, you guys looked really into it. But you have a good night. Peace." Remy said loudly before hanging up.  "Yep, they're excuses. Not psychology or whatever." He said in a whisper of contempt.
Alexithymiaa: "That doesn't prove anything. He kissed me, too. There ARE people who like men AND women, Remy. You don't have to be so closed minded." She turned her back to him, marching herself into the kitchen to open the fridge and pull out the pitcher of iced tea, setting it on the counter.-
Tsaaq: "Do you really want me to call him again. I don't want to bother my friend because you're stupid." He said dismissively, texting Ozzie with a roll of his eyes. "See, he's gay." Remy went over to her and showed her the text conversation. ((https://i.gyazo.com/91b71ec85cdeb75b909948983a4309e2.png))
Alexithymiaa: -She leaned forward to look at Remy's phone, her eyes dropping over the conversation with a frown. "But he kissed me... why would he kiss me if he's gay?"-
Tsaaq: Remy shrugged his shoulders. "I don't know. He gets handsy and flirty with chicks while he's drunk." He answered putting his phone away. "Happy now?" Remy said grimly. "I didn't want to say because y'know. That's his business and shit but you are just intolerable." He went to close the fridge.
Alexithymiaa: -She stared down at the pitcher she'd set on the counter, tapping her fingers on the counter top. "Well sorry I'm so intolerable." She basically spat her words, pushing the pitcher back into the fridge like a fucking baby.-
Tsaaq: "Are you going to sit around and feel bad about yourself now?" He said unapologetically and sighed, walking away from the kitchen.
Alexithymiaa: "No." She said quickly even though the answer is fucking yes. Turning to face him, her face had gone from a defensive snarl to an honestly pained expression. "It doesn't matter, whatever."-
Tsaaq: He crossed his arms over his chest and looked over to Jade. "What?" Remy asked. "Okay, if it doesn't matter you wouldn't say it didn't. You wouldn't even mention it." He grumbled.
Alexithymiaa: "Fine, then forget I mentioned it." She stepped around him and back into the living room, leaning down to the couch to pick up her phone as she slipped her fingers over the screen.-
Tsaaq: "And just like that it's like no progress was made at all." He sighed and went over to Strangles' cage, crouching down so he could look into it. "Hey buddy, lookin' good." Remy said in a high pitch.
Alexithymiaa: (I did the Remy buddy voice yesterday and then I was like NOOOOOO)
Tsaaq: ((Lmaaao.))
Alexithymiaa: -She rolled her eyes and tossed her phone down onto the couch, turning to look at him with the snake. "You think you're so smart and you're just right all the time. Well newsflash, no one likes a know it all." She turned in a hurry, walking herself up into her room and slamming the door closed behind her.-
Tsaaq: "I'm not you Jade, I don't care if people like me or not." Remy said dismissively, still staring at his snake. Completely unaffected by her fuckery, he probably watched tv until he had to go to bed.
Alexithymiaa: (I love how many fucks he doesnt give compared to her)
Tsaaq: ((He just can't, she's just everything wrong with people and he can't be bothered.))
Alexithymiaa: (She gives so many fucks and the mroe fucks he clearly doesnt give, the more upset she gets about it)
Tsaaq: ((I mean she's grasping at all the straws. "yeah well! You're ugly!" "um, okay but I'm in love who cares?"))
Alexithymiaa: (Shes the worst)