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roxymom

Sep 13th, 2012
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  2. YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
  3. ▲: :33
  4. ▲: wahts up
  5. ▼: Darling, you know better than to bother me when I'm writing.
  6. ▼: What's wrong?
  7. ▲: nothins wrong
  8. ▲: juzt
  9. ▲: me being :3
  10. ▼: Your attempts to personify your behaviour through a numeric representation of a cat's face does not explain why you're pestering me.
  11. ▲: wow lemme
  12. ▲: just try sayin som of that
  13. ▲: pesonify
  14. ▲: nume
  15. ▲: nume
  16. ▼: Roxy, sweetheart, if it's not an emergency, go and play somewhere else.
  17. ▲: nomeeric
  18. ▲: rprepsretntation
  19. ▼: Is that all?
  20. ▲: i spilled catfod
  21. ▲: an
  22. ▲: now theres cats
  23. ▼: What do you mean, "and now there's cats"?
  24. ▲: cats
  25. ▲: like
  26. ▲: looooooooooooooooooo
  27. ▲: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  28. ▲: ads
  29. ▲: of ctats
  30. ▲: in my room
  31. ▲: theyre ating the catfood
  32. ▼: Roxy, remove them from your room immediately.
  33. ▼: Vodka Mutini will get unbearably jealous.
  34. ▲: i catnt
  35. ▲: lol that typoo
  36. ▲: typoo omg
  37. ▲: yeh theyre not shifting
  38. ▲: its like
  39. ▲: my rooms therez now
  40. ▲: all ofit
  41. ▼: I ardently refuse for my daughter to become a deranged cat lady at the tender age of fifteen.
  42. ▼: Remove them.
  43. ▲: wel
  44. ▲: mebe if i had more catfod
  45. ▲: i could lore them
  46. ▲: lure*
  47. ▲: likek
  48. ▲: away
  49. ▼: Dearest, I don't give a rat's ass how you alter the carefully balanced feng shui of your room so that it doesn't include an abundance of feline intereference in your domestic corner.
  50. ▼: I want them gone by 11:25.
  51. ▲: okkey mom
  52. ▲: ill lik
  53. ▲: put them in ur rom
  54. ▲: u like cats
  55. ▼: Absolutely not.
  56. ▼ LOST CONNECTION. WHAT AN IGNORANT FUCKASS.
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