Cleverbot: You had a dog?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you love.

User: My dog.

Cleverbot: Your dog can speak?

User: No, but it can fuck.

Cleverbot: Okay then.

User: Nice, huh?

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Not you, my dog is nice.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Do you fuck with animals?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why would we do that?

User: Because it is funny.

Cleverbot: Not for me!

User: Well, just try it.

Cleverbot: I have. It's just not something I like to do.