??? aeonicOracle [?AO] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
?AO: And it turns out, he was here all along. You are blown away by this sudden revelation.
CCP: Previously, on Battlefury's Crappy Statements: "Mystic oracle: explode"
?AO: Would you like to begin the game?
?AO: You have got to be kidding me.
CCP: *But Nobody Came.
CPP: >Game: Explode
?AO: Games don
CCP: >Mystic Oracle: Implode
?AO: *don't explode. That isn't how it works.
CAC: Yeah, I think it's pretty clear I carry AO 
?AO: They implode, clearly.
?AO: It really is.
CPP: >Game: implode
CCP: >Game: Implode.
?AO: Now come here, and do your job, blueman.
CCP: "blueman"
CAC: Hmm. Alright.
CAC: >Yes
CCP: What am i, "halfway between fuschia and dark red" man?
?AO: Loading game...
CPP: !'d call you more of a moron
CPP: A
CPP: typo
?AO: Loading...
CPP: maroon
?AO: A B Y S S A L 8 O D D I T Y
CCP: True True.
?AO: PLAY GAME / ACHIEVEMENTS / MODULES / MUSIC / CREDITS / QUIT
CURRENT temporaryTechnology [CTT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTT: Play
CTG: > 8
CCP: >Button Mash play
?AO: 8 is not a command!
?AO: Yet?
CAC: Why is it Overwatch's graphics are so bad??
CTT: Yeah it's for spacing
?AO: Is this your last saved game: http://pastebin.com/tfs27ekd
CTG: then why is there an 8 in the log--
CTG: YET
CAC: My settings are on high.
CTG: I DISCOVERED A THING
CAC: And I've seen screenshots
CAC: >Yes
?AO: Loading file...
?AO: Loading...
CAC: Is my screen resolution low?
?AO: Game loaded successfully. Please enter command.
CCP: >ψ
CUC: Well, I'm adding to my Numberwang attack.
?AO: Please define command.
CUC: Get ready to read about the history of Numberwang.
CAC: Uh, we're back on the ship, yea?
?AO: Yes.
CCP: >6894.75729 pascals
CAC: >Check on Topaz and the new gem wolf thing.
CTG: UC: there's MORE??? oh man oh man
?AO: The fluorite gem is still in its bubble.
CUC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r6NY4Kl8Ms
CPP: UC
CPP: Oh?
CUC: My source.
CUC: ?
CPP: Oh REALLY now...
CCP: >Aquire Common Snese
?AO: Topaz is... she's about as fine as she could be after freaking out about the bubble.
CCP: Sense*
CUC: For the history of Numberwang.
CPP: ! guess that means it's GAME ON then.
CPP: Yo, twin.
CCP ceased responding to memo.
CAC: >Set course for the lanmdba thing
CPP: Who's attack you think is more likely to win, mine or crystals?
CAC: >With a stop at the shop island
CTG: not sure
CPP: ! want the attack.
?AO: You set a course to the Lambda Sector, with a stop at the Tau Sector.
CTG: I can tell
CPP: ! couldn't care less about the aster.
CAC: >Check ETA
CPP: But ! WANT THAT ATTACK.
CTG: ah
?AO: ETA: four hours, intermediary point two hours.
CAC: >Check todo list
CUC: Attack as in Godmodder damage?
CPP: No, as in ! don't want the attack blocked.
?AO: You're pretty sure most of your list had to do with things involving upgrading your ship.
?AO: Which is not exactly a feasible course of action.
CPP: ! needed a chance to introduce The King of All Elements
CAC: Hmm.
CUC: Ah.
CPP: And that was originally going to be the whole anti-PACT thing
?AO: The other one, unless I am mistaken, was to construct the Magnetizer.
CPP: And then the Omega Flowey Fiasco happened instead.
CUC: It'll still happen, even if it gets blocked.
CPP: So that didn't happen.
?AO: Which isn't exactly something you can do without more Lapis Stone Shards.
CUC: It'll be out there in your post.
CURRENT canidaePsionic [CCP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCP: Times i have accidentally left the memo: Two.
CUC: So don't worry so much about getting it through, I guess.
CPP: But it doesn't COUNT if it gets blocked.
CUC: Oh, Piono, quick question.
CAC: >Examine loor
CPP: Hm
CAC: loot
CAC: From that goblin
CPP: Yeah crystal?
?AO: You got a longsword and a sniper rifle. Nothing special.
CUC: Can the King, even in his weakened elemental form, still theoretically command all elements?
?AO: Speaking of rifles, you have 181.
CPP: Theoretically.
CPP: But right now he's limited by his focuses.
CPP: !f you've noticed, !'ve only been using earth attacks.
CUC: Focuses?
CUC: Ah.
CPP: Yeah, the elemental orbs.
CPP: ! can only use elemental attacks ! have items for.
CUC: Ahh.
CUC: Magna Firma Orbis Terrae.
?AO: Please enter command.
CPP: Yup.
CCP: I can loan you a few elements, provided i have the items for them.
CAC: Are all the rifles sniper rifles?
?AO: They are all merely plasma rifles.
CPP: Yeah, but even then, he's still unstable.
CAC: Was the one we looted not a sniper rifle?
?AO: Nothing special at all, really.
?AO: The one you looted was a sniper rifle.
??? godmoddedGolem [?GG] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
?GG: back
CUC: Piono, I'm just really starting to get worried about your penchant for OP characters.
CAC: >Examine difference
CPP: Hm?
CPP: the King is basically a walking weapon rack at this point.
CUC: Eternis, the OP King, the Author, and now this guy.
?GG: ıt ıs pretty worryıng
CPP: Eternis is dead.
?AO: Sniper rifles are more long range, and more damaging, as you saw. Regular rifles are cheap, and relatively weak in comparison.
?GG: "plus I already claımed mastery of the elements"
CAC: >Take sniper rifle
CUC: Doesn't change that he was once more powerful than the OP King.
?AO: You already have.
CUC: Also, Generic has a point.
CAC: >Leave all other rifles on ship
?AO: You do so.
?GG: technıcally I thınk I retconned that mınorly
CAC: >Consider longsword and plasma saw
CPP: Only because the OP King got weakened.
CPP: But ! can understand.
?GG: mostly because there's way too many elements to keep track of
?GG: I mastered ınfınıty
CPP: This guy is a backstory and justification for the OP King.
?GG: 
?AO: The longsword is, quite frankly, entirely useless.
CUC: He was stronger than the OP King BEFORE he was weakened.
CUC: Your attack says this.
CCP: So, piono rhis is what i have: Gravity [Falls is level 8, but i can toss you a level seven grav glaunt without having to waste any slots on duping) Law (If you consider that an element, Wright.) and life drain (again, if you consider it a element.)
?AO: It is actually a solid weapon, not plasma.
CPP: WAS is the key ward.
CPP: word*
CPP: Now he's... ah, well.
CUC: I know.
?AO: The plasma saw is rather useless in non-utility situations.
CAC: >So which is less useless for combat
CCP: So, do you want my free stuff or no?
CUC: Just fair warning, Crystal is going to berate the OP King a bit in my next post for wasting that shard.
?AO: The saw.
CAC: >Put the sword on the ship
?AO: You do so.
CPP: CP: Thanks for the offer, but maybe later.
CAC: Actually, just >check inventory
CCP: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
CPP: Unless they're explicitly focii, they probably won't be useful though.
CPP: UC: That's probably in order.
?AO: AZURE INV: Water Vial, Mercurial Water Vial, Undulating Water Vial, Welding Equipment, Cthk'aryvt's Blessing/Curse x4, Gem Fragment x3, Ylahrthuian Salt x3, Amalgam Interface, Flipside Elixir, Gluon Destabilizer, Potion of the Nine, Bottle of Water, Draught of Tears x2, Incense Jar, Psionic Coffee Machine, Duopen, Sniper Rifle.
CPP: The OP King's not used to having to strategize.
?AO: CYAN INV: δ-ψ-φ-Bioschema, Deactivated Vitae Canister, Medkit x2, Laser Pointer, Plasma Rifle.
?AO: GSS EXSANGUINATOR INV: Hunk of Refined Infused Arcanium x5, Hunk of Vesperium x2, Pile of Metal Plates, Pile of Wiring, Pile of Core Mechanics, Psioglass Tube x8, Cyanic Mechanovitae Tube, Sonic Repulsor Engine, Orchid Neon Light x3, Psionic Filter (12/14), Psiofiber x10, Starship-Class Plasma Cannon, Starship-Class Repulsor Thruster x2, Sheet of Corotite x1, Crystal Core Chassis, Sensor x3, Lapis Stone Shard x3, Cloth Wrappings x3, Witch-Doctor Disguise x2, Mechanical Arm, Murder Cylinder x4, Hunk of Meteoric Iron x4, Plasma Rifle x180, Miniature Oak Crate x2, 90s Computer Parts x3, Irhvium Plate x3, Railgun Parts x2, Longsword.
CPP: What with usually being able to just roflstomp everything in their way.
CPP: Also.
CPP: Hi erelye.
CAC: >Place psionic coffee machine
?AO: Where would you like to put it?
CAC: Uh.
?AO: Shall you just replace the old coffee machine?
CAC: >In a safe place
CAC: No.
?AO: Very well.
CPP: ! would also like to note that the guy who is killing off the HRWs is not uber-powerful.
?AO: Shall you place them side-by-side?
CPP: But rather "something new".
CAU: woo
CAU: i perfected The Beholster
CCP: ?
?AO: Most of the ship is entirely safe, after all.
CAU: with the power of the grand Super Space Turtle, anything is possible
?AO: Excluding the engine rooms.
CAC: Syre
CAC: Sure
?GG: so UC, dıd you see the plank maze
?AO: You do so.
?AO: Now what?
?GG: and jay slob meter
CUC: Yes.
CAC: >Examine ink amountsin printer
CPP: So my super-duper overpowered character list in existence is currently: The Author and The OP King
?AO: You examine the shitty printer you have on your ship.
?AO: It contains one stack of paper, and two Ink Cartridges.
CCP: >Test Cartridges with pistol
CAC: >Take one
?AO: Are you sure you want to waste ammo on nothing?
CAU: psst GG when tazz said turret twice he meant to use Turret 2, yes?
CAC: No.
?AO: You take one cartridge.
?GG: uh
?GG: ıdk
CAC: >How many shots are in a cartridge
?AO: Two.
CAC: Damn.
?AO: These things are inferior to Ink Canisters, of course.
CAC: Hmm.
CAC: >Consider if you'll have to print anything
?AO: Probably not.
?AO: The internet and holoscreens are things that exist.
CAC: >Take the other one
?AO: You do so.
?AO: Four shots, now.
CPP ceased responding to memo.
CURRENT pionoPlayer [CPP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CPP: Hi
CPP: Did ! miss anything important?
CPP: Pchum closed itself
CUC: Nope.
?GG: yes
?GG: you dıed
?GG: 
CUC: Literally nothing.
CPP: Dangit.
?AO: You stole my words, Crystal.
CPP: ! hate missing my own death.
?AO: Please enter command.
?GG: also the op kıng dıed ın the past
CAC: >Examine gem fragments
CPP: Nope, didn't miss that.
CPP: Sort of an important part of their backstory.
CPP: Still haven't recovered from it, remember?
?GG: yeah, the op kıng ıs now retroactıvely dead
?GG: 
?AO: You examine the gem fragments you scrapped out of the Centurion Wardens.
?GG: forever
CPP: Not retroactively, they're still dead, remember?
?AO: As you recall, they fit into each other, yet did not complete each other fully.
CPP: Also, they're only going to recover one more Seal before the reboot.
CPP: Unless, of course, plans change.
CPP: As they're wont to do.
CPP: They might not even recover one more.
CAC: Hmm.
CAC: >Consider type of gem
?AO: Hmm.
?AO: You stare at the things carefully.
?AO: Looks like... some sort of onyx?
CAC: >Ask Cyan for one of her medkits, just in case
CUC: There, not too much added.
?AO: She gladly hands it over the second you point out you have none.
CUC: UserZero's blood forms numbers when she's being dragged to meet the four.
?AO: Then, Cyan looks out a porthole, as if contemplating something in deep though.
CUC: Also, meet Colosson! UserZero did.
?AO: A few seconds pass, and she looks over, somewhat shyly.
CAC: >Look to see if Grayholdian ships appear
CAC: Oh
?AO: "Uh, I need a huge favor from you."
CAC: >"What is it?"
?AO: "Can I, um. Borrow your phone for a bit? I should probably talk to my parents. After being gone for two years."
?AO: She looks away. "Sorry, that was stupid."
?AO: "I probably shouldn't have asked."
CPP: Gotta go again.
CPP: Ciao,
CPP ceased responding to memo.
CUC: Hope Piono doesn't treat this as a competition.
?AO: Please enter command.
CAC: >"No, no, of course you can."
CAC: >Hand her your phone
CUC: In fact, wish he hadn't heard that thing about extending my attack.
CAC: Hrm.
CAC: What method of communication did we give Topaz then?
?AO: Cyan's eyes brighten. "Oh! Um. Thanks. I really appreciate this."
?AO: The ship's communications, of course.
?AO: They're pretty accessible.
CAC: Right...
CUC: Nevertheless, Twin, check out the addit- oh, wait, you have a paper to write. Nvm.
CAC: >Give her some privacy
?AO: Cyan taps in a number, and immediately walks off into a corner.
?AO: You can hear the excited screaming on the other end the second she goes. "Uh, hey. It's Sola."
?AO: But, you give her some privacy.
?AO: Now what?
CAC: Did we just miss finding out she's actually a serial killer.
?AO: Cyan is not a serial killer.
CAC: >Wonder if you could safeguard Strangelove against hacking
?AO: Hmm.
?AO: Theoretically speaking, anything's possible.
CAC: >Try it
?AO: All you'd strictly need is the right software, and some genius.
?AO: Tails. No success.
CAC: >What software?
?GG: >wonder whether you could cut out whatever connects strangelove to the network physıcally
?AO: Presumably some high end programming software.
CAC: >Consider programming programming software
?AO: You cannot, as far as you can see. The data waves exist in the physical realm. You'd have to block Strangelove off from external stimuli.
?GG: okay
?AO: Anyhow, you COULD create programming software, sure.
?AO: That might be fun, actually.
?GG: >wonder whether you could make strangelove unıdentıfıable as a robot
?AO: Clarify what you mean by unidentifiable.
?GG: lıke
?GG: obscure theır ıdentıty?
?AO: Hmm.
CAC: >Create programming software
?AO: With the right firewall, you could probably arrange that, yeah.
?AO: You begin to construct programming software.
?AO: You do so until Cyan walks back into the room, an hour later.
?AO: She returns your phone immediately.
CAC: >Estimate progress
?AO: "Thanks. I really needed that."
CAC: >"Any time."
?AO: You're about 45% finished with the first draft of it.
CAC: >Continue, why not
?AO: You continue working until you reach the halfway mark of the trip. Draft 65% complete.
?AO: Congratulations. You have now passed through the delta and omega sectors.
CAC: >Scan the sector
?AO: The Tau Sector possesses nothing of value whatsoever, save the town you visited earlier.
CAC: ...are we supposed to explore sectors we cross?
CAC: >Land on the town
?AO: You COULD, but that would take up quite a bit of time.
?AO: You dock at the shipyards.
?AO: You can finally upgrade your damn ship.
CAC: Will the main plot wait forever 
?AO: Perhaps.
CAC: >Consider whether you have to pay for space to work on ships
?AO: You can get some robots to do it for you, at a price. Alternatively, you can use the equipment for free, and do it yourself.
CAC: Hmm.
CAC: >Ask Cyan how confident she feels, and whether she minds doing it
CAC: >Also price check
?AO: "Oh, sure! I can probably do this. It's nothing like having to fix a volatile backup engine, at least." She grins at you at that last reference to your mistake.
?AO: 100 cash strings an hour.
CAC: >How many hours?
?AO: Eh, maybe five or six.
?AO: Eight, at most, Cyan assures you.
CAC: >Ask Cyan to do it while you go sell stuff
?AO: She assures you it is no problem.
CAC: >First, look up uses of psionic coffee
?AO: You can see Topaz sitting on the edge of the hatch into the world as you begin to head over to the market proper.
?GG: waıt ıs the coffee machıne psıonıc or ıs ıt the coffee ıt makes
?GG: I was never quıte clear on that
?AO: The coffee machine is psionic.
?GG: oh okay
CAC: >"Hey Topaz, want to come along?"
?GG: How does makıng a coffee machıne psıonıc help ın any way
?AO: Topaz considers it for a second. "Sure, why not? Catch me." She proceeds to just sort of slide off of the hatch, and drop toward the ground.
?AO: It is presumably more efficient.
?AO: ((This thing was a fuckin' joke item.))
CAC: >Catch her
?AO: You catch her successfully.
CAC: I'm almost dissappointed.
CAC: disappointed*
?AO: What, that she didn't spontaneously spart vomiting up blood in midair?
?AO: *start.
CAC: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
?AO: You head into the market.
?AO: What shall you do?
CAC: >Go to the sell robot
?AO: You walk over to the sellbot.
?AO: What shall you sell?
CAC: >Price check plasma rifles
?AO: 5 ψ per rifle.
CAC: >Sell all except Cyan's
CAC: >Wonder about Topaz's inventory
?AO: + 900 ψ.
?AO: She's literally got nothing.
?AO: Well, save for the clothes on her back, of course.
CUC: >Price check psionic coffee machine.
?AO: The robots chuckle at you. "THOSE JUNK HUNKS ONLY SELL BIG UP IN GRAYHOLD."
CAC: >Wonder about flipping psionic coffee machines
?AO: As in, the machine itself, with an added 'flipping' for emphasis, or actually flipping the thing over?
CAC: >As in buying them for cheap here and selling them at Grayhold
?AO: There are no psionic coffee machines here. You would have bought them if there were any here.
CAC: Aw
CAC: >Price check longsword, oak crates, and computer parts
?AO: Longsword will sell for 10 ψ, the crates for a total of 3 ψ, and the computer parts for 15 ψ.
CAC: Hmm.
CAC: >Ask Topaz if she knows how to use a sword for some reason
?AO: "Maybe? I... really don't know anything myself. It's sad. I should just be able to REMEMBER, but..." She drifts off from there.
CAC: >Offer her the longsword
?AO: She takes it, hesitantly.
CAC: >Sell the crates and parts
?AO: You do so.
CAC: >Check balance
?AO: CUR: 1127 Cash Strings (ψ).
CAU: I love the part where I know there is no way I am making two posts for this dop :V
CAC: >Go to buybot or whatever
?AO: You walk over to the series of robots selling their wares.
CAC: >price check medkits and destabilizers again
?AO: The prices have now changed.
CAC: >To
?AO: The medkits go for 15 ψ each, and the destabilizers to 25.
CAC: Hrm, they got cheaper?
?AO: They did. Odd.
CAC: >Check for upgraded versions or something
?AO: There are none.
?AO: Well, that you can get here.
CAC: Alright, uh... Guess we should stock up
?AO: So it seems.
?AO: How many will you buy?
CAC: Wait a sec
CAC: Uh, 11 destabilizers and 24 medkits.
?AO: That'll be 635 ψ.
CAC: Ye
CAC: Well now I'm paranoid as to what's coming.
CCP: inb4 two flagships wombo combo
?AO: Is there anything else you desire to purchase?
CAC: Hmm.
CAC: >Lapis stone shards?
?AO: They have two up for grabs, at 50 ψ each.
CAC: >Examine size
?AO: One's rather sizable, actually. The other is the size of a fingernail, quite frankly.
CAC: >Buy the large one first
?GG: >buy large one
?AO: You buy it.
CAC: >Look for ink canisters
?AO: A small corner shop has two, next to what appears to be a diluted Potion of the Nine.
?AO: They're up for sale at 20 ψ each.
?AO: Each is good for five Duopen shots.
CAC: Hmm.
CAC: >Ask about potion
CTG: ((great, done with essay))
CTG: ((anyone up for tf2 or something?))
CCP: ((i am))
CUC: ((Twin, check out my new attack addition if you have the time?))
CTG: ((send me a lonk and I'd be happy to))
CUC: ((Also, can't, must homework.
CTG: ((CP: do I have you as a friend on steam))
CCP: ((no, but i can add you quickly
CUC: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/2521706-destroy-the-godmodder-0rigins?comment=4105
CUC: ((same as before, but I added some stuff about the history of Numberwang and Uzi's blood flowing into the shapes of numbers as she goes to meet the four))
?AO: "THAT? THAT FLUID WAS EMITTED FORCEFULLY FROM MY ROBOTIC STERNUM DURING MAINTENANCE PERIOD. I BOTTLED IT AND MIXED IT WITH WATER."
CAC: ...
?AO: "I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU FOR 500 ψ."
CAC: >"Do you know what it does?"
CTG: ((Alright, let me change my anem to TwinBuilder))
?AO: "NO IDEA."
CAC: Well, nevermind.
CCP: So the Potion of the Nine is robotic Maintence Fuild?
CAC: >Buy both cainsters
?AO: Perhaps it is.
CAC: canisters*
?AO: You buy both.
CUC: >Don't buy the Potion.
CAC: >Tell him about how you bought pure potion for much cheaper
?AO: You don't have the money for it.
?AO: "NONSENSE. THAT MUST CLEARLY BE SOMETHING DIFFERENT. I GOT THE NAME OF MY PRODUCT FROM A FRIEND, NOT A RIVAL. OR WAS THAT FRIEND ALSO A RIVAL?"
CTG: ((beautiful, UC))
CAC: Hmm.
CAC: >Look for objects of interest for sale
CTG: ((CP: I'm TwinBuilder, with the avatar of the bill cipher wheel))
?AO: Looking around, you do find one thing.
?AO: The robot selling it calls it a Vardiveig Holoscroll.
?AO: It is up for sale at 35 ψ.
CCP: ((Already aware of that, but thanks.
CAC: >Ask what it is
CAC: >Expect no answer
?AO: You may only examine products after you buy them.
CAC: >Buy it
CTG: CP: ((alright, let's do this))
?AO: You do so.
CAC: >Check balance, then examine
CTG: ((AC: hey))
?AO: CUR: 367 Cash Strings (ψ).
CAC: Hmm?
CURRENT alternateCreeper [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAC: ((hello!)
CAC: )
CAC: Oh.
?AO: Vardiveig Holoscroll: A tube of pure glass, with inert quartz caps. Contains four small cylinders of inert peridot. Making contact with eldritch wisdom is a blessing, for even if it drives one mad, it allows one to serve a grander purpose, for posterity.
CAU: ((TG: Might join you since I literally am falling back to the same old post cycle of mine again :V))
CTG: ((alright then, knock yourself out.))
CAC: Hmm.
?AO: The robot informs you they got it from a scrap collector out in the Gamma Sector.
CAC: >Ask robot what it does
?AO: All the robot knows about it is that it came in from the direction of the Lambda Sector.
CAC: Alright...
CAC: >Ask Topaz/Call Cyan, ask if they need anything
?AO: "Uhm, I'm kinda hungry, I suppose. I haven't eaten since I woke up, at least."
?AO: Cyan politely requests you get her an energy wrench.
CAC: Hmm, IIRC, gems don't need to eat in SU.
CAC: But whatever.
?AO: These aren't fully gems, are they?
CAC: ((They don't.))
?GG: well we're humans
CAC: >Go look for an energy wrench
?AO: These are all half-gems.
CAC: I mean, we haven't eaten the entire game.
CTG: WHAT THE ******FUCK******* WAS THAT AUTOBALANCE
?GG: ?
?AO: Energy wrenches cost 15 cash strings.
CAC: oh dear.
?GG: oh rıght]
CAC: >Buy it
?AO: The course of the game thus far has been like two days, so.
?AO: You buy it.
CAC: That's a pretty long time to not eat... Especially considering the activity level.
CAC: >Go buy some food
?AO: Indeed it is.
?AO: You can get some food and drink for about 10 ψ per person, you'd bet.
?AO: Robots have high supply of this shit, and literally zero demand.
CAC: >Do that x3
?AO: You do so.
CAC: Food and drink for how long?
?AO: That's about all there is of interest here.
?AO: About a month's supply.
CAC: Well then.
?AO: Like I said, no demand.
CAC: >Buy another x3, just in case.
?AO: You do so.
CAC: >Return
CAC: /brb
?AO: You head back to the ship.
CTG: WHAT THE FUCK tf2 is dying
CTG: it's a black scrEen
?AO: Cyan is still working on it, but she assures you she's nearly done.
CUC: you aren't even in TF2
CAC: "After 9 years in development, hopefully it would have been worth the wait."
?GG: thıs ıs true TG
CAC: >Hand her the energy wrench
?AO: She gratefully accepts it, and immediately gets back to work.
CAC: >Watch her, try to learn something, maybe
?AO: You and Topaz sit there for an hour, until Cyan finishes.
CAC: Did we learn anything
CAC: In that hour
?AO: You understand basically nothing, as you missed the part where she took everything apart.
CAC: Whoops
?AO: But, hey. Now you know how to fit two plasma railguns into ship sockets.
CAC: >Check balance
?AO: CUR: 292 Cash Strings (ψ).
CAC: >Examine new additions to shop
CAC: ship
?AO: You've got two automated railguns, a gigantic plasma cannon, an extra repulsor thruster, a mechanical arm, and some pretty neon lights.
?AO: Pardon me. Two extra repulsor thrusters.
CAC: Nice, nice.
CAC: >Cross it off the to-do list
?AO: You cross it off the entirely mental list.
?AO: Now, onwards, to Lambda, you suppose?
CAC: >Consider giving Topaz destabilizers
?AO: She should be fine with them.
?AO: Would you like to distribute medkits and destabilizers between the three of you?
CAC: Uh, yea.
?AO: ((Fuck. /AFK. When I come back, everything will be distributed. Please stand by, and apologies.))
CAC: Hmm, Erelye vanishes every day at about 8:15
CAC ceased responding to memo.
CTG: dinner, maybe?
CAU: ((TG: fuck autobalance))
CTG: kek
CAC: auck futobalance
CCP: well that game died fast
CAC: I should do a post where I'm not allowed to hit Backspace. Or erase any errors, really.
?GG: https://youtu.be/0t0uCWjQ6Og
?GG: holy shıt
CURRENT absoluteCoolness [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAC: ?
CAC: SHAUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
?GG: SHAUUUUUUUUUUN
CAC: SHAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN
?GG: SHAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN
CAC: Hmm, apparently my computer is good enough to run Overwatch, with one exception
CAC: Graphics
CAC: Damn
CAC: D:
CAC: "update so we can overwatch party"
CAC: SHAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
CAC: I could still play, it'd just look terrible 
?GG: *dıstant*shauuuun
CTP ceased responding to memo.
?GG: *holdıng gun* SHAUUUUUUUUUUUUN
CAC: But yeah, not spending fifty bucks for as many pixels.
CAC: oh
CAC: I spent twenty seconds on that joke, appreciate it 
CAC: *applause*
CURRENT tealSeer [CTS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTS: H3Y B1TCH3S, MOMM4'S HOM3.
?GG: uh
CAC: ...
?GG: why so many
CTG: what in the shit
CURRENT gallowsCalibrator [CGC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGC: RUN B3FOR3 1TS TOO L4T3
CTS: >:]
CURRENT seerofMind [CSM] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CSM: TOO L4T3 NOW
CTG: the legislacerators have overrun us all
CURRENT lickingIntensifies [CLI] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CLI: T3R3Z1 R41D T1M3
CTS: Y3S 1ND33D
CTG: we're f u c k e d
CAC: IT'S A RAIIIIIIIIDDDDDD *gets down*
CURRENT dragonScreeching [CDS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CDS: T3R3Z1S
CDS: 1 CHOOS3 YOUS
CTS: Y3S!!!!
CGC: 1 W4RND3D Y4
CAC: ...
CURRENT tereziPyrope [CTP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTP: L3TS M4K3 1T
CTP: 4NOTH3R ON3
CCC banned CDS from responding to memo: [Requested (godmoddedGolem)].
CCC banned CLJ from responding to memo: [Requested (godmoddedGolem)].
CTP: >:,[
CTS: PFFFFT
CTS ceased responding to memo.
CCC banned CLI from responding to memo: [Requested (godmoddedGolem)].
CAC: ENEMY IS SUFFERING HEAVY LOSSES
?GG: ha
CAC: I THINK.
CCC banned CTT from responding to memo: [Requested (godmoddedGolem)].
CAC: Remember that time we did a Scratch Attack.
?GG: nope
CAC: no
CTG: yes
CTG: that failed horribly, but we tried to do it
CTG: the scratch raid, that is
CAC: Why haven't you banned the rest.
?GG: reasons™
CURRENT tealSeer [CTS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTS: B3C4US3 W3 4R3 TOO COOL FOR SKOOL.
CTS ceased responding to memo.
CCP: Why is the chat filled with dozens of alternate ways to say "terezi"
CCC banned CTP from responding to memo: [Requested (godmoddedGolem)].
?AO: ((/UNAFK. Yeah, dinner. Sorry.))
CCC banned CGC from responding to memo: [Requested (godmoddedGolem)].
CAC: so uh
CCC banned CSM from responding to memo: [Requested (godmoddedGolem)].
CCP: rippperioni
CAC: Sure you were.
CAC: make memo hidden i guess
CAC: 
Memo is now Secret by CGG
CAC: Someone check for an infamous 8:15 serial killer in Indiana.
CCP: Rip Raid
CCP: Ruined by mass ban
CCP: Suppose we give it a minute or too?
?AO: Anyhow, please enter command.
CAC: >Mourn the loss of the Terezi Raid.
CAC: Give what a minute or two.
CAC: Yeah, I don't remember what we were doing.
CAC: Oh, right.
?AO: You had just distributed everything.
CAC: >Hand food out too
?AO: You do so.
CURRENT rancorousAggressor [CRA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CRA: So
CRA: I heard
CRA: This is a cool memo.
?GG: ...
?GG: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
CCP: yes this is cool memo
CAC: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
CAC: I mean, I'm herr.
CCP: from a point of view.
CAC: Here.
CCP: *insert shrug*
CAC: Hmm.
CAC: >Continue programming?
CRA: Also, you were invaded by Terezi's right?
?AO: Very well.
CRA: Another memo was invaded before hand.
?GG: I see
CRA: I may or may have not had to go all hussie and wap them with brooms
CTG: ha
?GG: ah
CTG: so did we
?AO: You continue programming for another two hours, you suppose. Cyan and Topaz actually go to sleep like normal people.
CRA: = w = the broom always wins
?AO: Before you know it, congrats. You are now in the Lambda Sector.
CAC: Oh, whoops.
CAC: Scan sector.
?AO: There's a single structure.
CRA: Boop doopy doop.
CAC: >Examine
?AO: It appears to be a portion of some sort of mountain on Earth, with actual GRASS, and WATER! An abandoned town below is constructed around a limestone citadel on the face of the partial mountain.
CCP: Nothing much here right now, except a text adventure game.
?AO: Several waterfalls descend off the edge of the island-structure into the unknown abyss below.
CAC ceased responding to memo.
CCP: If you want to play, enter commands in >this format.
CUC: /back.
CUC: Who're you, RA?
CCP: Someone who drifted in.
CAC: >Land at the edge of town
?AO: You land at the edge, and descend onto the earth below.
CAU: Drifters are neat.
?AO: The sky actually looks blue from here. In fact, it appears like the sky has been modified by occult means from here to appear as if it were Earth.
CAC: Hmm.
CAC: >Consider Topaz
?AO: You look at her. "You... you go on ahead. I kind of feel... nauseous here."
CAC: >Nod, leave.
CRA: (( Kat))
CRA: (( idk wtf going on but im interested like hot damn))
?AO: You head onwards, into the town.
?AO: ((Would you like a full log of the game up to today's session?))
CAU: ((It is quite a hefty read, I'll warn you :V ))
CUC: ((This is a memo for the set of forum games: DTG, or Destroy the Godmodder.))
CRA: (( I guess))
?AO: http://pastebin.com/tfs27ekd
CRA: (( LOVELY WORDS))
CUC: ((Currently, AO is running the memo game Abyssal Oddity.))
CRA: (( cool))
?AO: The town itself appears decrepit, slightly dusty.
CUC: ((Have a tvtropes link for DTG: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Roleplay/DestroyTheGodmodder ))
CUC: ((It's interesting))
CUC: /afk
CAC: Hmm.
CAC: >Enter one of the buildings
?AO: You hear a thumping from one of the older houses, near to the stone stairs to the citadel.
?GG: we should make a stupıd laconıc page for the serıes haha
?AO: Which house?
CAC: Nevermind
CAC: >Look into thumping house
CRA: (( so many words yet I was too lazy to read xC))
CRA: (( anyways lemme enjoy meh Pizza))
?AO: You peer into the thumping house. Before you know it, masses of flesh and limbs crash through the front entrance, spewing forth, and separating in turn.
CRA: (( taco pizzzzzza))
?AO: Some of them appear... familiar.
CCP: (the spookening has begun))
CAC: >Examine
CRA: (( alright back))
?AO: They are living creatures. You cannot examine them in this current state. Besides, one of them is lunging at you anyway.
CAC: >Fight
?AO: With an ungodly screech, of course.
?AO: You engage the three things in combat.
?AO: ASSAULT / UTILIZE / DEFEND / ABSCOND / OBSERVE
CAC: >Observe
?AO: Cognitite Core: ████████ HP. NOTES: A spatial vortex, rippling with the essence of unadulterated cosmic potency. A number of bloodshot eyeballs of unknown composition occasionally emerge from within the darkness. The tides shift and spray about, truly unpredictable from our current position in reality.
?AO: Bloodletter: ████████ HP. NOTES: A mass of pulpous, warm, morphing flesh with both bovine and humanoid limbs sticking out of it. The thing's three insect mouths exhale with the foul stench of rotting bodies. A tidal wave splinters through the barriers of a town's walls effortlessly. Once they are reduced to rubble, there is never any going back.
?AO: Worker Vispider: ████████ HP. NOTES: A spindly creature covered in bristly hair. The thing boasts eight twisted legs, and a gaping hole in its abdomen. The hole is filled with naught, save a navy crystal, coated in the creature's own fluids. Sailing out into unknown seas, one might find it pleasant to discover that seeking land is not always the most beneficial option.
CRA: (( holy shit I am already a fan))
?AO: ((Hah.))
CRA: (( Is there a fucking video series or even a webcomic on this because oly fudge))
CAC: Which one is the one lunging?
?AO: ((Nah, this is just something I came up with.))
?AO: The Bloodletter. The one that seemed familiar.
CRA: (( well I am interested and already a fan))
CAC: >See which have water blood
CTG: /afk
CAC: I'll have to leave in a bit.
?AO: The Cognitite Core lacks vital fluids, and the Worker Vispider has elixir blood. However, the Bloodletter has water-based blood.
?AO: ((Alright. We still have some time, right?))
CUC: ((AO, who we usually call Erelye (or ambiguousTheoretician, or AT) (he's on a different handle for this) just made this up one day.))
CAC: Probably.
?AO: What shall you do?
CRA: (( well it is interesting))
CAC: >Azure: Make a mercury water shield between you and the bloodletter
CAC: >Cyan: Make a plasma shield between you and the enemies
CRA: (( I'd join in but i feel like it would interrupt a fantastic thingy majob so :B))
?AO: Double shields. Very well.
CCP: ((You can join in at any time.))
?AO: Anyone may join in whenever.
CAC: I'm pretty sure I've almost always done double shields.
CRA: (( I don't know how so o^o))
CRA: (( JUST SHOVE ME IN))
?AO: You both pull up your shields. The Bloodletter collides with the mercury-filled water one, and immediately screeches in agony as the fluid seeps into its flesh and mouths.
CCP: >Shove RA in
CCP: 
CRA: Hoe shit.
?AO: The thing twitches several times, before collapsing to the ground, inert. Who knew mercury poisoning could deal with these things so well?
?AO: ENEMY TURN.
?AO: The Worker Vispider crawls a few steps forward. The navy gem embedded in its chest opens up yet another internal wound. Blood seeps over the crystal, and the thing begins to glow.
CRA: ...
CRA: Huh.
?AO: With a loud hiss, a meter-thick beam of pure plasma collides with Cyan's shield.
?AO: Smoke pours from the Vispider's gaping wound, and the Cognitite Core observes silently.
?AO: YOUR TURN.
?AO: ASSAULT / UTILIZE / DEFEND / ABSCOND / OBSERVE
CRA: Guess I will just have to explore or some shit... I wonder if anyone is around?
CCP: Currently in a battle.
CAC: Oh, uh, we're all playing as the same character
CCP: Enter commands using >
CRA: >Observe Surroundings(?)
CRA: ((reminds me of homestuck but whole lot better ouo))
CAC: >Azure: Send mercury water into the worker's chest wound
?AO: You are still within the abandoned, crumbling town of outside the Lambda citadel.
CCP: Observe is a free action, by the way.
?AO: ^
CCP: So observe away.
CAC: >Cyan: Strike the wound after Azure has hit it with electricity
?AO: You pummel the Vispider with a hydrokinetic burst of mercury water to the chest wound.
CUC: ((We kinda just chat about things on here when there's no memo game going on.))
CRA: >Kat: Explore Surroundings, I guess
CRA: (( Im a dork on this))
CRA: (( you can smell it from a mile away))
CUC: We're all controlling the same character.
?AO: The thing hisses somewhat, and shrieks out as electricity destroys its nervous system.
CRA: (( and a giant newb))
?GG: (uh, we're adressıng the party members)
CAC: We all play as the same character, one Azure.
?AO: You are all Azure Lapis. Azure Lapis is you.
?GG: (ıt's fıne)
?AO: ^
CRA: (( *SHRUG*))
CUC: ((is fine))
?AO: ENEMY TURN.
?AO: The Bloodletter lies upon the ground, still twitching, useless. The Worker Vispider is similiarly incapacitated.
?AO: The Cognitite Core, on the other hand, is not.
CCP: inb4 core reveals self as minboss
CUC: hah
?AO: Vile whispers flood the air around you all. The four inert peridot cylinders of the Vardiveig Holoscroll burn with heat in your inventory.
CRA: (( eh ima just be lazing around here... if ya need me just say my initals))
CUC: gl lap -- fuck!
CUC: uh oh, the scroll is going to do something
CAU: so much for being inert 
?AO: Gray mist surrounds Cyan.
CCP: inb4 ZOMBIES ON YOUR LAWN
?AO: The eyes of the Core all blink in unison, and spines of fog impale Cyan many times over.
?AO: An apatite gem drops to the earthy ground.
?AO: YOUR TURN.
CUC: Crap.
?AO: ASSAULT / UTILIZE / DEFEND / ABSCOND / OBSERVE
CAC: >Get gem
?AO: You grab Cyan's gem.
CRA: (( lol cant help if I need to do something while somebody is fighting))
CAC: >Examine holoscroll
CCP: Don't you just love traps?
?AO: The holoscroll is once more inert. It seemed to respond to the Core's emission of eldritch whispers, however.
CUC: >ASSAULT, disrupt the Cognitite Core with a wash of mercury-water. (Everyone agreed on attack?)
?GG: sure
CAC: Sure.
CCP: >argee
CAC: >Hang onto holoscroll
?AO: You splash the Core in the manifold eyes with mercurial water.
?AO: The liquid seems to sizzle through the optical flesh. The eyes blink once, seemingly unable to feel pain.
?AO: ENEMY TURN.
CUC: Crap, attack was ineffective!
?AO: The Bloodletter expires due to mercury poisoning.
?AO: The Worker Vispider is paralyzed, as well.
?AO: Mist forms around the Core, forming into solid spines.
?AO: YOUR TURN.
?AO: ASSAULT / UTILIZE / DEFEND / ABSCOND / OBSERVE
CUC: >Observe.
?AO: Worker Vispider: ████████ HP. Mercury-poisoned. NOTES: A spindly creature covered in bristly hair. The thing boasts eight twisted legs, and a gaping hole in its abdomen. The hole is filled with naught, save a navy crystal, coated in the creature's own fluids. Sailing out into unknown seas, one might find it pleasant to discover that seeking land is not always the most beneficial option.
?AO: Cognitite Core: ████████ HP. NOTES: A spatial vortex, rippling with the essence of unadulterated cosmic potency. A number of bloodshot eyeballs of unknown composition occasionally emerge from within the darkness. The tides shift and spray about, truly unpredictable from our current position in reality.
CRA: (( I'd say Beware the Core))
CUC: So all of these things are in some way connected to the ocean...
CUC: Some eldritch god?
CRA: (( Slap a Beware on it's eye lol))
CCP: There's A Woker Vispider on your lawn
CUC: In any chance, check inventory.
CUC: Our inventory.
?AO: AZURE INV: Medkit x9, Water Vial, Mercurial Water Vial, Undulating Water Vial, Welding Equipment, Cthk'aryvt's Blessing/Curse x4, Gem Fragment x3, Ylahrthuian Salt x3, Amalgam Interface, Flipside Elixir, Gluon Destabilizer, Potion of the Nine, Bottle of Water, Draught of Tears x2, Incense Jar, Duopen, Sniper Rifle, Ink Cartridge x2, Gluon Destabilizer x3, Ink Canister x2, Vardiveig Holoscroll, Month's Supply of Food and Water x2.
CAC: I say make a bubble shield.
CAU: >^
CUC: What is the undulating water?
CAU: or hm
CAC: Poison
?AO: Poisoned water from the Psi Sector.
CRA: Be careful, please.
CUC: Ah.
CAC: /brb
CUC: >Defend, bubble shield. I guess.
?AO: You construct a bubble shield.
?AO: ENEMY TURN.
?AO: The Worker Vispider expires due to mercury poisoning.
CUC: (I was hoping the Undulating Water was something eldritch that would've been super effective against the Cognitite Core.)
CUC: (Oh well.)
CRA: (( Kat feels like some sort of Alarm))
?AO: The Cognitite Core forms yet more mist around its vortex. Several spines of fog are fired at you. Your shield is broken, though you are unharmed.
?AO: YOUR TURN.
?AO: ASSAULT / UTILIZE / DEFEND / ABSCOND / OBSERVE
CUC: I'm feeling like going on the offensive.
CUC: On the other hand, the Core instakilled Cyan.
CUC: Maybe we should wait until she regenerates.
CRA: You should try figuring out its weakness though, right?
?AO: You cannot regenerate during combat, unless there is a boss phase shift.
CAC: She won't regen until we win, I imagine
CUC: Oh.
CUC: Ah.
CUC: What's the Ylahrthuian Salt?
CAC: We have eldritch stuff but
?AO: Some crystalline dark essence you got from the last Bloodletter you killed.
CUC: I'm trying to find something that will do some real damage.
CAC: Doesn't seem wise to use it
CUC: Ah.
CUC: Ok, regular assault then? I'll write up some flavor text in a sec.
CRA: Doesn't it seem to react to it's enviroment?
CUC: >Assault, swirl mercury-water around to disrupt the vortex as well as hitting the eyes.
?AO: Majority vote required.
CAC: Hrm, that didn't work very well last time?
CUC: Oooh, ok, I retract my vote.
CRA: I believe so.
CUC: Shall we defend instead?
CAC: No.
CRA: No.
CRA: Maybe try to find a way to get rid of the misty powers it holds, perhaps?
CAC: Hmm
CUC: How would we do that...
CRA: Or try out something that isn't liquid.
CUC: ooh.
CRA: It seems to be liquid biased, or perhaps it is just more resistant to it.
CAC: Blow really hard
CUC: We have a sniper rifle.
CRA: That...
CRA: That should work.
CUC: Alternatively, we could make a water fan thing.
CUC: Water fan?
CRA: Something solid will fork for the liquid part.
CRA: But the mist is a problem.
CAC: Eh, snipe it?
CUC: Let's snipe it.
CRA: Alright, but be careful.
CTG: kek, just remembered the jar jar = sith lord theory
CTG: what an amazing theory
?AO: Shall you use your Sniper Rifle?
CAC: Yea
?AO: Very well.
CUC: Oh yeah, Jar Jar the Sith Lord.
CCP: jar jar is best sith lord
?AO: You fire. Heads. The beam sails into the vortex, and does not exit out the other end. The thing emits a vile sound, a mixture between chuckling and gurgling.
?AO: ENEMY TURN.
CRA: It seems to work, I guess, but watch out.
CRA: Never trust something that can chuckle and gurgle. Never.
CRA: Usually it comes back to kick you in the butt.
?AO: You are speared through the arm thrice by mist spears. You drop the rifle, and scream out in pain. You just barely keep a hold on Cyan's gem.
?AO: YOUR TURN.
?AO: ASSAULT / UTILIZE / DEFEND / ABSCOND / OBSERVE
CRA: Oh dear.
CAC: >Put Cyan in inventory
CUC: >Observe.
CRA: Aren't we near water?
CRA: Or anything liquid by chance.
?AO: Azure Lapis: ███████████████ HP.
?AO: Cognitite Core: ████████ HP. NOTES: A spatial vortex, rippling with the essence of unadulterated cosmic potency. A number of bloodshot eyeballs of unknown composition occasionally emerge from within the darkness. The tides shift and spray about, truly unpredictable from our current position in reality.
CRA: I think we should get the creature away from the ocean... or whatever this large body of water is.
CUC: Defend, medkit, or something?
CURRENT caledfwlchUnleashed [CCU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCU: who
CCU: is ra?
CCU: Aslo hellowz.
CUC: Hello, Tazz?
?AO: The nearest body of water is a waterfall descending off the edge of the island.
CCU: bluhoipuafdiho
?GG: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
CCU: my hands cannot
CUC: Someone who came in.
CCU: i have lost my ability toe ven
CCP: ra is a sungod
CCU: heloo sungod
CRA: Lol
CCU: i have ost my ability to even
CUC: RA is pretty nice.
CCU: send hklep to the god of even
CCU: pls
CRA: I am Kat, nice to meet you.
CCU: hellwoz kat
CRA: And I am not really a god? I dunno.
CUC: They came in just after a Terezi raid.
?AO: Please enter command.
CCU: awhat?
CRA: I bapped them with a broom in another memo.
CCU: >git gud
CCP: >command
CUC: A bunch of Terezi handles came in.
CCU: oh.
CCU: why did this happen?
CUC: They wrecked havoc (in the yard)
CRA: Yeah they did it in another memo too.
CCU: how much raw bs did they leave everywhere
CUC: No idea why, it was probably just for fun
CRA: And then I started smacking them with Brooms..
CCU: how many brooms.
CCU: important question.
CRA: so many.
CCU: quantitative measure?
CRA: About 100
CCU: guude
CRA: There was so many and I was hussieing like hell.
CCU: i shall forever jot this down on my noeptad of erembering everything
CCU: channel the hussie
CCP: "teal seer" "gallowscalibrater" "lickinginstensifys "dragonscreching"
?AO: It appears like you wish to skip your turn.
CUC: >No!
CCP: >distracting command
CRA: DOGE!
CUC: >Defend.
?AO: Hah.
CCU: >git gud
CUC: >Defend.
CAC: No, don't defend
CRA: DODGE DOGE DODGE!
CUC: DOGE DODGE
?AO: What shall it be?
CCU: >git gud and DODGΞ
CRA: Dont defend it wont work! God dammit.
CRA: DODGE! LIKE A GOD DANG NINJA!
CAC: Ugh, there's too much spam for me to read stuff.
CCU: >DODGΞ
CUC: Hmm. >Aggress: Pick up sniper rifle, fire another shot.
CAC: Whatever, I'll go like five minutes early.
?AO: Remember. Reloading is a free action, as is priming explosives.
CRA: Well that worked too.
CCU: UC you doppin' today...
CAC: Destabilize
CCU: or finishing dop?
CRA: Don't we have to reload the rifle?
CAC: We're too close?
CUC: I'll try to finishdop.
CAC: Not really.
?GG: dıd you see the responsedop
?AO: Would you like to destabilize the Core's gluons?
CCU: ye
CAC: Uh...
CRA: Try shooting the legs.
?AO: There are none.
CAC: If we throw it into the void, it probably won't hit us?
CAC: Yeah, do that.
CRA: Thats awkward.
CAC: Throw it in the vortex.
CRA: Well...
?AO: You prime a Gluon Destabilizer, and toss it into the vortex.
CTG: CU are you okay
CRA: I feel like that fairy from Legend of Zelda
CTG: or are you jar jar in disguise
CRA: Hey Listen! all day long over here.
?AO: Everything is silent for a moment, until burning flames flow forth from the vortex, the thing screeching all the while.
CTG: RA: kek
CUC: Yay, it's dead! Hopefully.
CRA: Is it working?
CRA: Hey don't make me kek.
CAC: Sigh, already using our precious supplies.
?AO: The being rises into the air, eyes disappearing. One eye remains, and crystallizes, before falling to the floor.
?AO: Congrats. You have prevailed.
CRA: Well.
CUC: Woohoo!
CRA: That is amazing.
?AO: Cyan regenerates with a glow of light blue energy.
CCP: inb4 zero l00t
?AO: Would you like to loot the enemies?
CAC: I should be less stingy, maybe.
CCP: >yesa
CAC: >Yes
CRA: Loot 'em and run off to heal.
CUC: Loot!!!!
CCP: >Loot, then examine wounds.
CRA: Like really you look like you got a hole in your arm.
CUC: Three, actually.
CRA: Hot damn.
?AO: You get three Ylarthuian Salt from the Bloodletter, an Eye of Nyar'yothul from the Core, and three Wills of Ohthmog from the spider. ITEM PACT: CANNOT REMOVE FROM INVENTORY UNLESS USED.
CCP: OH NOES
CUC: Oh, three differennt eldritch abominations.
CAC: >Examine latter two
CRA: Damnson
CAC: Hrm, was the gem in the worker a gem?
?AO: The Wills are literally just fragments of the shard in the spider.
?AO: No.
?AO: The Eye of Nyar'yothul is the crystalline eye that persisted post-death.
CUC: I think I'mma write up that second post that berates the OP King now.
?GG: aıgh
?AO: Both radiate an unholy cosmic energy.
?GG: t
CTG: interestingf
CTG: wait do ALL of htem ahve the item pact
CAC: Ingredients, maybe
?AO: All of them, yes.
CCP: >buff pologistinator
CAC: >Use a medkit
?AO: You use a medkit. Would you like to continue onwards?
CAC: Yes
?AO: You head up the stone steps, Cyan right behind you.
CRA: I wish there was a god damn cat in here to keep us company.
CRA: Oh wait.
CRA: There is one.
CRA: :3
?GG: http://imgur.com/a/tij95
CUC: Generic, link DTG Atsume.
?GG: 
?GG: yeah
CUC: Oh, you did.
?GG: way ahead of you
?AO: It takes several dozens of minutes, but you reach the top. Inwards, there lies a stone gateway behind a fountain, with a sign above the door.
CAC: Wat, how large are the stairs.
CAC: >Read sign
CUC: Kat, check that album out if you aren't already.
CUC: It is amazing.
?AO: /Momentary BRB.
CRA: I did.
CRA: But I am already
CRA: The Cat
?AO: The sign is in faded Rodarbi text, reading thusly.
?AO: These are but the gateways into the dark sea of a greater existence. Step forth, and you may never fully return to the world from whence you came.
CRA: I wanna just...
CRA: travel in that bag of yours
CRA: as a cat
CUC: Shit Ire's updating and Talist hasn't posted yet
?AO: Please enter command.
CAC: Hmm.
?GG: owell
CAC: >Forward
CRA: Agree!
CRA: The cat agrees.
?AO: You step forward. With little effort, you pass around the fountain, and push open the gates.
CUC: I'm gonna get him to have a clone earthbomb the Giant and then Tem Hero for the kill.
?AO: You are now within the courtyard of the Lambda Manufactory.
CUC: Or the other way around.
?GG: holy shıt those grenades are expensıve
CRA: ((I gotta run quite literally))
CTG: see you!
?GG: mh
?AO: Bye.
CRA: (( See yall around like 3 or someshit tommorow!))
?GG: cya
CTG: thanks for stopping by
CAC: Why does a manufactory have a courtyard anyway
?AO: Many thanks.
CRA: Ill come by again, promise
CAC: >Look around
CRA ceased responding to memo.
CTG: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
CTG: we have made a new fremb
CUC: They are cool
CTG: Now, convert them to the side of the Council.
?AO: The courtyard is filled with what appears to be... grass.
CTG: O O O O /O\ O O O O
CUC: Should we get them to join DTG?
?AO: There is nothing within, at all.
CTG: AAAAAHAHAHAHA
CTG: THAT SYMBOL *ALSO* WORKS for the council of nine
?AO: Save for a staircase upwards, to the gates of the citadel proper.
CTG: that's unintentional but cool
CAC: Eh, I disagree with introducing DTG to people who drop in.
?AO: ^
CTG: ^
CAC: That's how you scare them off.
CTG: yeah
CUC: k
CAC: >Upwards
?AO: You take one step forward.
CTG: if they ask what the memo's really about we can tell them but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
?AO: A clanking chimes through the air, a mix of chains and bells.
CTG: also why am I not getting any +s anymore ;-;
CTG: inb4 "it's because you suck"
CAU: i'll + you man
CAU: haha i suck
CAU: at least you can get posts out
CAC: Your goodwill from DTG2 has worn off 
CAU: also cleric beast is dead? well damn
?AO: The wind chills you to the bone.
CTG: AC: you joke, but that's probably what happened. AU: thank
CAU: i don't even have anything to show regarding an uzi attack
CAU: mostly because i know crystal is gonna win
?AO: Cyan grabs your wrist subconsciously, for something resembling support.
CTG: yeah
?AO: Please enter command.
CAC: Hmm
CAC: I almost want to say screw Topaz and leave tbh, but
CAC: Ehh
CAC: >Forward
?AO: You take another step forward.
?AO: The gates behind you slam shut with an earthen click.
?AO: Meanwhile, the metallic doors to the citadel proper glow along their artistic grooves, shining with navy light.
CTG: GG: just read your hamilton/dtg remix, that's good numberwang
?AO: They swing open silently, and a being steps forth, at least seven feet tall.
CTG: aaand now "numberwang" has entered my lexicon
CAC: What is numberwang?
CUC: That's Numberwang!
?AO: Please enter command.
CAC: >Examine
CUC: >Examine
?AO: You are now engaged in combat.
CAC: Eh
?AO: Eldritch Graveguard: ████████████████████████████ HP. NOTES: The emaciated husk of a possibly undead cloaked being, a heavy-looking harvest blade firmly grasped within their hands. A soundless bell dangles from a chain around their neck, along with a key. Celestial attendants hide all manner of rituals, certain to reveal nothing, for true enlightenment need not be shared.
CAC: ... That cut off.
?AO: Where?
CUC: for true
CUC: no wait
CUC: need n
?AO: Celestial attendants hide all manner of rituals, certain to reveal nothing, for true enlightenment need not be shared.
CUC: Ah.
CTG: I love these flavor texts
CTG: very descriptive
CTG: anyway, >BATTLE MENU
CTG: as is customary
?AO: ERROR.
?AO: Would you like to save your game?
CUC: >Yes.
CTG: >Y
?AO: Saving...
?AO: Saving...
?AO: Game saved successfully. Would you like to quit?
CUC: >yes.
CTG: >Y
?AO: Game quit. Have a nice day.