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  1. Never tell your password to anyone.
  2. Saturday, January 04, 2014
  3. 7:16 PM - Friggle has been invited to chat.
  4. 7:16 PM - Melt has been invited to chat.
  5. 7:16 PM - Friggle entered chat.
  6. 7:16 PM - Smas has been invited to chat.
  7. 7:16 PM - Friggle: ohai
  8. 7:16 PM - Lion Queen has been invited to chat.
  9. 7:16 PM - Smas entered chat.
  10. 7:16 PM - Smas: Oio
  11. 7:17 PM - Friggle: ayyyyyyyy
  12. 7:17 PM - Lion Queen entered chat.
  13. 7:18 PM - Melt entered chat.
  14. 7:18 PM - Melt: hi~
  15. 7:18 PM - Eri Motai: Alright, just looking away
  16. 7:19 PM - Super Contractio Bruvs: you can muck around while I prepare
  17. 7:19 PM - Eri Motai: kk
  18. 7:19 PM - Friggle: kaaay
  19. 7:20 PM - Friggle: im looking at the possible uses for my xp
  20. 7:20 PM - Eri Motai: I'm spending my first 5 on level ups
  21. 7:20 PM - Eri Motai: btw I think I reached level 2???
  22. 7:20 PM - Sarah Salem: if youve spent 5 exp
  23. 7:20 PM - Sarah Salem: then yeah
  24. 7:21 PM - Sarah Salem: you're tier two
  25. 7:21 PM - Sarah Salem: i need to come up with my new power and my new move
  26. 7:21 PM - Sarah Salem: and a name for this lil eye shit
  27. 7:26 PM - Super Contractio Bruvs has changed their name to Contractistic the Fantastic.
  28. 7:27 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: what do you mean new power and move
  29. 7:27 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: unless you're spending 2 xp for the new move
  30. 7:27 PM - Sarah Salem: ye
  31. 7:27 PM - Sarah Salem: i am :v
  32. 7:27 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: o
  33. 7:27 PM - Eri Motai: I got myself some regenerative abilities, sweet.
  34. 7:28 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: For clarification purposes everyone, every 5 xp spend ups you a level
  35. 7:28 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: Each level up you can either get a new class-specific effect or power
  36. 7:28 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: every 20 xp you get a new element
  37. 7:29 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: and you can get a new move at the cost of 2 xp
  38. 7:32 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: so yeah, guess that's that
  39. 7:33 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: anyshitlord home?
  40. 7:33 PM - Sarah Salem: hi
  41. 7:33 PM - Eri Motai: i r here
  42. 7:33 PM - Friggle: eyyyy
  43. 7:33 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: good enough then
  44. 7:33 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: ready?
  45. 7:34 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: hopefully we can avoid having 9 private chats
  46. 7:34 PM - Eri Motai: yeah, I'll just be filling in my new effects but yeah
  47. 7:34 PM - Friggle: lets pray
  48. 7:35 PM - Sarah Salem: ((sometimes i think to myself "what would obama do" and then i remember he hasnt been invented yet))
  49. 7:35 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: amazing
  50. 7:35 PM - Fuck da purrlice: >He hasnt been invented yet
  51. 7:35 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((Nigga you retarded))
  52. 7:35 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((He's a person))
  53. 7:36 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((Not a technology))
  54. 7:36 PM - Eri Motai: ((Ryan no ur wrong it's an alien terminator sent from the future to destroy our freedoms))
  55. 7:37 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: Eve and Sarah are at home, in their rooms
  56. 7:37 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: Eri's in the hospital
  57. 7:37 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: and Satoya's in a secret place~
  58. 7:37 PM - Sarah Salem: (( :v))
  59. 7:37 PM - Friggle: (( somebodys always in the hospital ))
  60. 7:37 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: anybody have anything to say or do?
  61. 7:37 PM - Sarah Salem: (( yeah but its not me this time, and i have cool magic stuff now))
  62. 7:37 PM - Eri Motai: ((I didn't even need to go Dan made me T.T))
  63. 7:38 PM - Eri Motai: I call my parents.
  64. 7:38 PM - Eve Ishi: (( true dat ))
  65. 7:38 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((Dan I swear to god if I'm in a rape dungeon or something I will flip shit))
  66. 7:38 PM - Eri Motai: ((this is why we use the buddy system))
  67. 7:38 PM - Sarah Salem: ((^))
  68. 7:38 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: no you're not
  69. 7:39 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: calm the fuck down
  70. 7:39 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: let a nigga talk
  71. 7:40 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: so ye
  72. 7:41 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: Eri was given the OK to go and now you're all (barring Satoya) conveniently watching TV somewhere or another so I can say the following
  73. 7:45 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "This is Umi Katayama, with TNN. Reports from the riots last night are still flooding in. Several fires are still burning, despite fire crew's best efforts."
  74. 7:46 PM - Eve Ishi: (( godamnit ryan ))
  75. 7:46 PM - Sarah Salem: (( jfc))
  76. 7:46 PM - Eri Motai: ((nigga what I tell u about fire safety))
  77. 7:46 PM - Eri Motai: ((it's like nobody listens to me))
  78. 7:47 PM - Eve Ishi: (( well you did throw the rules in the fire :v ))
  79. 7:47 PM - Eve Ishi: (( or Ally did I forget ))
  80. 7:47 PM - Eri Motai: ((I allowed Ally to do it))
  81. 7:50 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "Officials claim that the riots started through a group hallucination which was the result of a large gas leak located in the area. Stray sparks from a malfunctioning streetlamp ignited clouds of this gas, resulting in the 'firestorm' during the night's riot as well."
  82. 7:51 PM - Eri Motai: Eri mutters to herself about rewriting her fire safety list.
  83. 7:53 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "Countless are injured, and there have been several fatalities. Investigations for further details are still underway. More at 11."
  84. 7:56 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: So, unless you feel like skipping
  85. 7:56 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: go to school?
  86. 7:56 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: :v
  87. 7:56 PM - Sarah Salem: ((sounds good to me ))
  88. 7:56 PM - Eri Motai: ((me too, not much else to do))
  89. 7:57 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: Where are you leaving eyeguy? Your room?
  90. 7:57 PM - Eri Motai: (you tots gotta bring him in for show and tell)
  91. 7:57 PM - Sarah Salem: ((uh, yeah))
  92. 7:57 PM - Sarah Salem: ((i'll just leave him in the room))
  93. 7:57 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: kay
  94. 7:58 PM - Eri Motai: ((wait, you captured a monster??))
  95. 7:58 PM - Sarah Salem: ((it kind of came to me, actually :v))
  96. 7:58 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: Sarah limps into class even more rekt than last time
  97. 7:58 PM - Eri Motai: ((ah it thinks your its mommy))
  98. 7:58 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: Eve isn't looking too hot herself
  99. 7:59 PM - Sarah Salem: ((i dunno but i have a rad hand-sized eyeball pet now so im not complaining c:))
  100. 8:00 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: eyeguy is best
  101. 8:00 PM - Eri Motai: ((it better grow super big and once you fight the Big Boss it sucks its energy and gives it to u so you can shoot rainbow beams))
  102. 8:01 PM - Sarah Salem: ((i'm ok with that))
  103. 8:01 PM - Sarah Salem: ((as long as they dont make a sequel about it and give me ptsd))
  104. 8:02 PM - Eri Motai: ((but.. but... you could take orders from some guy you hardly know!))
  105. 8:02 PM - Eve Ishi: (( eyy sprry my mouse ran out of batteres again, I really should jut buy new batteries but eh ))
  106. 8:03 PM - Sarah Salem: ((ooh and i can not use all my powers until he tells me ican))
  107. 8:03 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: well what other powers are you missing :v
  108. 8:03 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: you got your timey wimey shit already what else do you need
  109. 8:03 PM - Sarah Salem: ((whut))
  110. 8:03 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: wtf are you talking about
  111. 8:03 PM - Sarah Salem: ((we were referencing other m you dumpass))
  112. 8:03 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: ah
  113. 8:04 PM - Eri Motai: ((more like ripping on it but yea))
  114. 8:04 PM - Sarah Salem: ((it deserves it :v))
  115. 8:04 PM - Eri Motai: ((and yeah Eyeball monster is totally baby metroid, calling it now))
  116. 8:04 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: Tami's not in class today, you note as the teacher does rolecall
  117. 8:05 PM - Eve Ishi: (( how mysterious ))
  118. 8:05 PM - Sarah Salem: (( it is a mystery~))
  119. 8:07 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: Class is dull. The work's boring and annoying, and you sigh in relief as the bell rings for lunch because I really don't know what I'm doing right now god I'm tired
  120. 8:08 PM - Eve Ishi: (( poor danny ))
  121. 8:08 PM - Eri Motai: Eri pops up behind Eve, "Hey, where were you guys yesterday? Me and Sato had like, a code red or something!"
  122. 8:08 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: Suzu and Ko approach the two of you. Ko seems concerned
  123. 8:09 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "Were you guys involved in the riots? I know the coffee shop was nearby where the riots were, so..."
  124. 8:10 PM - Eri Motai: "No, I wasn't at least. I was helping Tami in her resturant when..." Eri pauses for a moment, "Hey, you don't think I'd join in that do you?"
  125. 8:10 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve shakes her head* "No! We were busy uh, making...ice cream."
  126. 8:11 PM - Sarah Salem: "I was with Eve. Making ice cream."
  127. 8:11 PM - Eve Ishi: "It was strawberry."
  128. 8:11 PM - Sarah Salem: ((making ice cream is now the go-to excuse to do anything))
  129. 8:11 PM - Eve Ishi: (( its so beleivable how could it not be ))
  130. 8:12 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: A: "I don't remember any ice cream..."
  131. 8:12 PM - Eri Motai: ((you guys brought Ally with you!? for shame))
  132. 8:12 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: A: "Heeey! Eevee, were you eating ice cream without ME?" her eyes water and she looks deeply wounded
  133. 8:12 PM - Sarah Salem: ((we didn't :v))
  134. 8:13 PM - Eve Ishi: "Oh that's because we were uhm...going to buy you a cake on the way home! Right Sarah?"
  135. 8:14 PM - Sarah Salem: "Um, yes. A cake."
  136. 8:14 PM - Sarah Salem: ((great lies 10/10))
  137. 8:14 PM - Eri Motai: ((such expensive lies as well, I premade cake is like, 10 dollars minimum ;P))
  138. 8:15 PM - Sarah Salem: ((did we break anything in the school, btw? i wanna know if we left any evidence :v))
  139. 8:16 PM - Eri Motai: ((and that's not going to include any icecream maker we'll eventually have to buy to justify our ice cream making obsession))
  140. 8:16 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: school was left intact
  141. 8:16 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: sadly
  142. 8:17 PM - Eri Motai: ((we've gotta leave a couple of buildings standing guys, or else we'll just have to resort to meeting in non-descript ruins))
  143. 8:18 PM - Sarah Salem: ((eh, thats what we did in fallout :v))
  144. 8:20 PM - Eri Motai: Eri decides to change the subject, "So Ally, what happened after Sarah had to go to the hospital?"
  145. 8:21 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: A: "Well, the rest of us sorta went home. That's about it I guess. I'm so happy to see you're OK, Sarah!"
  146. 8:21 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: Ally rubs her cheek against Sarah's
  147. 8:21 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: grinning stupidly and kawaiishly
  148. 8:22 PM - Eve Ishi: (( 2 kawaii5me )
  149. 8:22 PM - Sarah Salem: I slowly push her away.
  150. 8:22 PM - Sarah Salem: ((this nigga))
  151. 8:23 PM - Eve Ishi: (( http://images.puella-magi.net/thumb/6/64/Cheeks_touchingv2.gif/300px-Cheeks_touchingv2.gif?20130721092514 ))
  152. 8:23 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((They're in lesbians))
  153. 8:23 PM - Sarah Salem: ((that scene was kawaii as shit))
  154. 8:24 PM - Eve Ishi: (( it hurt how cute it was like dang ))
  155. 8:25 PM - Eri Motai: ((Is that from the movies? I don't remember that scene I think))
  156. 8:25 PM - Sarah Salem: ((yeah its from the movies))
  157. 8:25 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: 3rd movie iirc
  158. 8:25 PM - Sarah Salem: no i think the cheeks thing is from 1 or 2
  159. 8:25 PM - Eve Ishi: ( ye it was ))
  160. 8:25 PM - Sarah Salem: ((oh nevermind then :V))
  161. 8:25 PM - Eve Ishi: (( p sure it was 3 :v ))
  162. 8:26 PM - Eri Motai: Eri turns to Suzu and Ko, "Hey, have you heard anything from Tami? I was with her when the resturant got wrecked, but I managed to make it out fine."
  163. 8:28 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: Ko gasps. "So the riots DID reach the coffee shop? Oh dear..."
  164. 8:28 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: Suzu shakes her head, "No, we haven't heard anything from her. What happened there?"
  165. 8:29 PM - Eri Motai: "The place was already wrecked when I got there, and her dad fought off attackers. They're both fine, for the most part I think. I stayed there with them until I could get a hold of the EMTs."
  166. 8:31 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve gasps* "That's terrible..."
  167. 8:31 PM - Eri Motai: Eri shakes her head, "The place was a disaster, but at least they said that the insurance should cover most of it."
  168. 8:31 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: Ko sighs, "I guess that's a relief then."
  169. 8:32 PM - Eve Ishi: (( obviously insurance fraud ))
  170. 8:32 PM - Sarah Salem: (( ^^^))
  171. 8:32 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: :V
  172. 8:32 PM - Eri Motai: Eri suddenly goes pale and silent as a thought goes across her mind.
  173. 8:32 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: A: "Something wrong, Eevee?"
  174. 8:33 PM - Eve Ishi: (( didja mean Eri? :v ))
  175. 8:34 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: yea
  176. 8:34 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: your names both start with e and are 3 letters
  177. 8:34 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: not my fault you like to make my life annoying
  178. 8:34 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: :v
  179. 8:34 PM - Sarah Salem: ((pfft))
  180. 8:34 PM - Eri Motai: "No-o, everything is fine. Hey guys? I'll be right back." Eri absconds from the room.
  181. 8:34 PM - Eve Ishi: (( sooooory dan~ ))
  182. 8:35 PM - Eri Motai: ((do I have Tami's number?))
  183. 8:35 PM - Eve Ishi: "Should we go after her or...?"
  184. 8:35 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((And there's two people with names starting with Sa))
  185. 8:36 PM - Eve Ishi: (( It's almost like we planned it ))
  186. 8:36 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: I'd guess so
  187. 8:36 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: seeing as she's your new boss sorta and all :v
  188. 8:36 PM - Sarah Salem: ((if i remember correctly, smas's original surname was gonna be ishibashi or something as well))
  189. 8:36 PM - Eri Motai: (correct)
  190. 8:37 PM - Eve Ishi: (( ohmy god that would have been kinda hilarious ))
  191. 8:37 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((:V))
  192. 8:37 PM - Eve Ishi: (( also Eri has a job now wowie ))
  193. 8:38 PM - Eri Motai: I attempt to get a hold of Tami.
  194. 8:39 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: Her phone rings, and she answers
  195. 8:39 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "Hello? Eri?"
  196. 8:39 PM - Eri Motai: "Hey Tami, how're you doing?"
  197. 8:40 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: T: "Oh, I'm alright, I suppose. Those riots were so crazy, I can't believe... the shop..."
  198. 8:40 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: seems like she's entirely forgotten what happened
  199. 8:40 PM - Eri Motai: "Hey Tami...? Was your mother working last night?"
  200. 8:41 PM - Sarah Salem: ((did you kill another person?))
  201. 8:41 PM - Eri Motai: "I found you and your dad, but..."
  202. 8:41 PM - Eri Motai: ((no, monsters got em))
  203. 8:42 PM - Sarah Salem: (( her moms dead? gj eri))
  204. 8:42 PM - Eve Ishi: (( D: ))
  205. 8:42 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: never said that m8 u wot
  206. 8:42 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: T: "Oh no, she was at home with my little brother and sister. My mom and dad switch days at the store."
  207. 8:43 PM - Eri Motai: "Oh... good." Eri sighs.
  208. 8:44 PM - Eri Motai: "Yeah... those riots were something else. Why would anyone do something so... violent for no reason?"
  209. 8:46 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "Well, the new ssaid something about gas leaks? So..."
  210. 8:47 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: Suzu pokes you in the shoulder, "Ask when she's getting out! We need to celebrate her release from the hospital with a trip to the amusement park!"
  211. 8:48 PM - Eri Motai: Eri for once audibly eeps.
  212. 8:48 PM - Eri Motai: "H-hey, when did you guys get here?"
  213. 8:48 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD WHY DO I ROLL SO MANY SIXES))
  214. 8:48 PM - Eri Motai: (blow up everything)
  215. 8:49 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: A: "At some point." C:
  216. 8:50 PM - Eri Motai: "O-oh; ok. Let me ask her. Hey Tami, when do they say that you and your father are getting out?"
  217. 8:50 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve giggles* "Not so fun to be snuck up on is it?"
  218. 8:51 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: T: "Well, they say I'll get out later today, but they want to keep my father for a little longer. Something about keeping a watch on patients with stitches after the last time one ran off...?"
  219. 8:52 PM - Eri Motai: Eri shoots a glance at Sarah, "You don't say?"
  220. 8:52 PM - Eri Motai: "Well, I guess we'll be waiting for you then!"
  221. 8:52 PM - Sarah Salem: I avoid Eri's gaze. "Sounds like a problem."
  222. 8:52 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((I took the Rainbow change for Heart OC))
  223. 8:53 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((Wherever I go rainbows follow))
  224. 8:53 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((I AM NYAN CATGIRL))
  225. 8:53 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: literally
  226. 8:53 PM - Eve Ishi: (( ohmygod ))
  227. 8:53 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: this is why we can't have serious things
  228. 8:53 PM - Eri Motai: ((Now, you just need the theme music change))
  229. 8:54 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: I'm going to make an undead necromantic anime magical catgirl that farts rainbows grimdark and gritty if it fucking kills me
  230. 8:54 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((Also appropriate now))
  231. 8:54 PM - Fuck da purrlice: (( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjyfUOiGNSg ))
  232. 8:54 PM - Sarah Salem: (( thats one of my favorite madoka related videos :v))
  233. 8:54 PM - Eve Ishi: (( oh god its too kawaii ))
  234. 8:55 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: homu~
  235. 8:56 PM - Eri Motai: ((dan quick make it gritty it's too kawaii))
  236. 8:56 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: T: "Awesome! I can't wait then. Guess I'll talk to you later, then. Bye, Eri. And work on that smile!"
  237. 8:57 PM - Eri Motai: "I-I'll try." Eri blushes.
  238. 8:57 PM - Eve Ishi: (( cuuuute ))
  239. 8:58 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: shit that's not grimdark
  240. 8:58 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: school's on fire everyone dies the end
  241. 8:58 PM - Sarah Salem: ((thats not grimdark either, theres no sole survivor to avenge them))
  242. 8:58 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: or to get ptsd
  243. 8:58 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: fuck
  244. 8:58 PM - Eri Motai: ((yes dan thank you I was feeling my masculinity fading away before my very eyes))
  245. 8:58 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: well I'm working on it
  246. 8:59 PM - Eve Ishi: (( my grandmas dead at least ))
  247. 8:59 PM - Eri Motai: ((My dog is missing a leg and my family is dirt poor))
  248. 8:59 PM - Eri Motai: ((And also I murdered a person))
  249. 9:00 PM - Eri Motai: ((that should slide up the grimness up a few notches))
  250. 9:00 PM - Eve Ishi: (( at leadt you have a family, I'm living with some crazy catgirl who starts riots and steals lions :v
  251. 9:00 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((I murdered like ten, lit the city on fire, and incited a riot))
  252. 9:00 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((GET ON MY LEVEL))
  253. 9:00 PM - Eve Ishi: (( oh yeah Eri actually killed a character ))
  254. 9:00 PM - Eri Motai: ((You didn't do it for ~justice at any cost~ though :P))
  255. 9:01 PM - Eve Ishi: (( someone she swore to help and everything ))
  256. 9:01 PM - Eve Ishi: (( that's p grim ))
  257. 9:01 PM - Sarah Salem: ((p sure you just straight up murdered her, she wasnt really in any position to attack us at that point :v))
  258. 9:01 PM - Sarah Salem: ((bad 2 tha bone
  259. 9:01 PM - Eri Motai: ((she broke out of the prison thing, which is why I had to finish her to ensure you lived))
  260. 9:02 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: so are you guys wandering through the city looking for somewhere good to eat before lunch ends, or something?
  261. 9:02 PM - Eve Ishi: (( oh yeah what are we doing ))
  262. 9:02 PM - Sarah Salem: ((no idea))
  263. 9:02 PM - Eve Ishi: (( we should probably go buy ally that cake ))
  264. 9:03 PM - Eri Motai: Eri puts her phone away and turns to Suzu, "Hey, do you know of any good places to eat?" Eri turns to Ally, "Preferablly someplace with cake."
  265. 9:03 PM - Eri Motai: "I haven't really ate much since last night..."
  266. 9:04 PM - Eri Motai: "Oh yeah, and Tami said she was getting out of the hospital later tonight."
  267. 9:04 PM - Eri Motai: "Her dad's gonna be a bit longer though."
  268. 9:05 PM - Eve Ishi: "Oh good." *Eve breathes a sigh of releif*
  269. 9:05 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: S: "Cake, huh? I know Tami said her family got that stuff really good cake from that new cake company, Wild Thirteen. I think they opened a shop to the public in the tier's shopping district. That isn't too far from here."
  270. 9:06 PM - Eri Motai: ((oh, I'm feeling a connection))
  271. 9:07 PM - Eve Ishi: (( yeah this cake company keeps getting mentioned ))
  272. 9:08 PM - Sarah Salem: (( http://www.mariowiki.com/Bundt ))
  273. 9:08 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: S: "So... cake sound good?"
  274. 9:08 PM - Eve Ishi left chat.
  275. 9:08 PM - Eve Ishi entered chat.
  276. 9:08 PM - Eri Motai: "Yeah, that sounds good. Perhaps we could buy a cake for Tami!"
  277. 9:08 PM - Eve Ishi: "Sure thing."
  278. 9:09 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: K: "That's an awful lot of cake in such a short time... I hope we don't get fat."
  279. 9:10 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: Suzu looks down at her flatchest, mumbling something indeterminate
  280. 9:10 PM - Sarah Salem: ((pfffft))
  281. 9:10 PM - Eri Motai: "I didn't get to eat any last time..." Eri mutters.
  282. 9:13 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: A: "Well then, we'll be sure to get you some this time! Lead the way, Suzu!"
  283. 9:14 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((I HAVENT TAKEN ONE VOLUNTARY OC AND I'VE EARNED LIKE 5 GOD DAMN HEART OC TODAY))
  284. 9:14 PM - Sarah Salem: ((try not fighting so much :v))
  285. 9:14 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: he isn't even fighting :v
  286. 9:14 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((IM NOT))
  287. 9:14 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: that's the best part
  288. 9:14 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((THATS THE WORST FUCKING PART)
  289. 9:14 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: c;
  290. 9:14 PM - Sarah Salem: ((how))
  291. 9:14 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((D:<))
  292. 9:14 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: shh
  293. 9:15 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: sekrit
  294. 9:15 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: Suzu leads your troupe out of the school and down to the shopping district
  295. 9:15 PM - Fuck da purrlice: (( http://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/0K1a97p.gif&v=6l6vqPUM_FE&s=05 ))
  296. 9:16 PM - Eve Ishi left chat.
  297. 9:16 PM - Eve Ishi entered chat.
  298. 9:16 PM - Eri Motai: (;P)
  299. 9:17 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: Various colorful shops and displays vie for your attention, advertising their product
  300. 9:19 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: You finally approach a cornerstore. The canopy hanging above the building's windows have nothing but a classily stylized "13" on them
  301. 9:20 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: The windows have cakes that you're pretty sure could induce orgams
  302. 9:20 PM - Sarah Salem: (( >no dancing sandwiches))
  303. 9:21 PM - Eri Motai: ((I sense very kinky foreshadowing and I don't like it T.T))
  304. 9:21 PM - Sarah Salem: (( ^ ))
  305. 9:21 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: cakesex
  306. 9:21 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve turns to Ally* "Alright, pick out any cake and I'll but it for you."
  307. 9:21 PM - Eve Ishi: (( best kind of sex ))
  308. 9:22 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: Ally ignores you as her face smudges up the nice sparkly glass
  309. 9:22 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: A: "I want all of them."
  310. 9:23 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve giggles and walks into the shop*
  311. 9:24 PM - Eri Motai: "Ally, I don't think Eve can afford that many cakes..."
  312. 9:24 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: The others follow. The cakes are.... shockingly, reasonably priced. Like, affordable for children your age.
  313. 9:25 PM - Sarah Salem: (( buy the store))
  314. 9:25 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: Only about $15 or $20 for a small cake enough to feed the lot of you
  315. 9:25 PM - Sarah Salem: ((begin cake enterprise and take over the city))
  316. 9:25 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: which is damn good price considering there's like 8 of you and the cakes are Food Network quality
  317. 9:25 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: like, good enough for Chef Ramsy to compliment
  318. 9:26 PM - Eve Ishi: (( dayum ))
  319. 9:26 PM - Eri Motai: ((oh good i'm gonna be poor))
  320. 9:26 PM - Eve Ishi: (( nah we'll split the bill yo ))
  321. 9:28 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve turns to the others* "What kinda cake should we get?"
  322. 9:29 PM - Eri Motai: "Uuuh" Eri is again overstimulated by choices and is indecisive.
  323. 9:30 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: A: "Tha' wun" Ally says in an overly childish voice as she points drooling at a 4-tiered cake that's shaped like the city
  324. 9:30 PM - Sarah Salem: I shrug, cakes are complicated and intricate beasts.
  325. 9:30 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: the price tag suggests your getting that cake to be a little... unlikely
  326. 9:31 PM - Eri Motai: (what's the cost lets make it happen ;P)
  327. 9:31 PM - Eve Ishi: (( oh god ))
  328. 9:32 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve looks at the price of the cake with fear*
  329. 9:32 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "Sale! $999"
  330. 9:32 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: c;
  331. 9:32 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: it's a big cake
  332. 9:33 PM - Eri Motai: (i'ma make it happen let me just get my guns and ski mask)
  333. 9:33 PM - Eve Ishi: "Uhh maybe something a bit cheaper would be better Ally?"
  334. 9:33 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: She gives you puppydog eyes
  335. 9:34 PM - Eve Ishi: (( why are you doing this to me dan ))
  336. 9:34 PM - Eve Ishi: (( did I cross you in a past life ))
  337. 9:34 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: probs
  338. 9:34 PM - Eve Ishi: (( I totally stole your sweetroll ))
  339. 9:34 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: YOU STOLE MY ONLY FOOD
  340. 9:35 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: NOW I'M GONNA STARVE
  341. 9:35 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve points to a cheaper cake* "Doesn't that one look just as good?"
  342. 9:35 PM - Eve Ishi: (( IM SORRY DAN IT LOOKED SO GOOD ))
  343. 9:35 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: A: "I guesssssss..."
  344. 9:36 PM - Eve Ishi: (( how much does this cake cost? ))
  345. 9:37 PM - Eri Motai: ((998 ;P))
  346. 9:37 PM - Eve Ishi: (( pfft ))
  347. 9:37 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: that particular cake is about $20
  348. 9:39 PM - Eri Motai: ((how much are various cupcakes?))
  349. 9:39 PM - Eve Ishi: (( and theres 6 of us? so we each cough up about 3.33 if we're all pitching in for this cake ))
  350. 9:39 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: Ally's poor and doesn't have money
  351. 9:39 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: c:
  352. 9:40 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: all her allowence goes to feeding her bunnies
  353. 9:40 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: all 10 of them
  354. 9:40 PM - Eve Ishi: (( tanku for making the math easier atleast ))
  355. 9:40 PM - Eri Motai: ((yeah, that makes sense))
  356. 9:40 PM - Eve Ishi: (( so 4$ each ))
  357. 9:40 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve gives Ally 4$* "You order it though okay?"
  358. 9:41 PM - Sarah Salem: ((cake simulator 2013))
  359. 9:41 PM - Eri Motai: Eri chips in 4 dollars as well.
  360. 9:42 PM - Eve Ishi: (( that must be a real game ))
  361. 9:42 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: there's tractor simulator
  362. 9:42 PM - Eri Motai: ((it sounds too real to not be a thing))
  363. 9:42 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: so cake sim doesn't seem that far out
  364. 9:42 PM - Sarah Salem: I hand my $4 in.
  365. 9:43 PM - Eri Motai: ((There's definitely cake mania, a bakery sim from the looks of it))
  366. 9:44 PM - Eve Ishi: (( ohman ))
  367. 9:44 PM - Eri Motai: Also, Eri checks the prices on individual cupcakes.
  368. 9:47 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: Most cupcakes are around a dollar each, some fancier ones two, and then they sell a dozen for $10
  369. 9:48 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((Good Christ, y'all enjoying cakes, I'm fighting for my life))
  370. 9:48 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((Why do I get all the hard shit))
  371. 9:48 PM - Eri Motai: ((don't worry nigga i'm savin u some ;P))
  372. 9:48 PM - Sarah Salem: ((because you're a wanted criminal c:))
  373. 9:48 PM - Eri Motai: ((this is why you should insight riots without escaping ;P))
  374. 9:49 PM - Eve Ishi: (( hehe ))
  375. 9:49 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: just be happy he isn't slaughtering cops or anything in droves
  376. 9:49 PM - Eri Motai: ((i get to enjoy all the cake))
  377. 9:49 PM - Eri Motai: ((and you get to fight off waves of the police))
  378. 9:49 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: A: "Hey... where's Satoya, anyway? She usually calls me around now."
  379. 9:50 PM - Eve Ishi: (( I like how 2 out of 4 of us have murdered someone already ))
  380. 9:50 PM - Sarah Salem: ((yo fault :v))
  381. 9:50 PM - Eve Ishi: "Good question, maybe you should give her a call?"
  382. 9:50 PM - Eri Motai: "Don't worry, I'm buying her some cupcakes too, since she's not here."
  383. 9:51 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: A: "Well, I guess it's alright if we're getting her some. She'll call later."
  384. 9:52 PM - Eri Motai: I'll buy two of the fancy cupcakes.
  385. 9:53 PM - Eri Motai: ((you hear that noise?))
  386. 9:53 PM - Eve Ishi: (( wh ))
  387. 9:53 PM - Eri Motai: ((that's the sound of air travelling through an empty wallet))
  388. 9:54 PM - Sarah Salem: ((pffft))
  389. 9:55 PM - Eve Ishi: (( heh ))
  390. 9:55 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: Oh, don't worry. Tami will have something for you guys soon
  391. 9:55 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: c;
  392. 9:56 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: maybe not tongiht, but soon
  393. 9:56 PM - Eri Motai: (a can of whoop-ass?)
  394. 9:56 PM - Eve Ishi: (( probs ))
  395. 9:56 PM - Eri Motai: ((I think this all depends on how fast we can get our cake related proceedings on))
  396. 9:56 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: uh yeah
  397. 9:57 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: you pay for the cake and are free to go
  398. 9:57 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: I was busy trying to kill Ryan
  399. 9:57 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: :v
  400. 9:57 PM - Eri Motai: ((that's ok, try harder ;P))
  401. 9:57 PM - Sarah Salem: (( ^))
  402. 9:57 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: :v
  403. 9:57 PM - Eri Motai: ((there'll be internet cupcakes for ryan when he's done))
  404. 9:58 PM - Eve Ishi: (( the best reward really ))
  405. 9:59 PM - Eri Motai: "So, where should we go?" Eri asks.
  406. 9:59 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: K: "It looks like lunch is almost over, so... maybe we should go back? Once school is over, we can go get Tami from the hospital and eat the cake with her."
  407. 10:00 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve nods* "Lets head back then."
  408. 10:00 PM - Eri Motai: "Yeah, that sounds like a plan." Eri replies whilst mulling over wether to eat the cupcakes or not.
  409. 10:03 PM - Eri Motai: ((also dan I told u yesterday that you had to have a lesson plan on my desk tonight; where is it?! :P))
  410. 10:03 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: elsewhere
  411. 10:03 PM - Eve Ishi: (( oh yeah ))
  412. 10:04 PM - Eri Motai: ((also, what day of the week is it in game?))
  413. 10:05 PM - Sarah Salem: ((wednesday?)
  414. 10:05 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: pretty sure, yeah
  415. 10:10 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((10 OC IN ONE SESSION))
  416. 10:10 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((GOOD CHRIST ENJOY YOUR CAKE YOU FUCKS))
  417. 10:10 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: :v
  418. 10:10 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: like 7 of those were non combat involved
  419. 10:10 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: :VVV
  420. 10:10 PM - Sarah Salem: ((lets just take a moment to reflect on how this is still entirely your fault :v))
  421. 10:10 PM - Eri Motai: ((shouldn't have fought the law))
  422. 10:11 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: So yeah, you lot finish boring school and go to the hospital then
  423. 10:12 PM - Sarah Salem: ((round of applause to ryan, destroying cops left n right))
  424. 10:12 PM - Eri Motai: ((brb gotta relieve myself))
  425. 10:12 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((UP TO 12 OC))
  426. 10:12 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((Wait, 11))
  427. 10:12 PM - Sarah Salem: ((in one stat?))
  428. 10:13 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((Spread through all 3))
  429. 10:13 PM - Sarah Salem: ((whew))
  430. 10:13 PM - Eve Ishi: (( still thats a lot :v ))
  431. 10:13 PM - Eve Ishi: (( at least its not a bust though ))
  432. 10:13 PM - Eve Ishi: (( I hope ))
  433. 10:13 PM - Sarah Salem: ((highest i've had is 9 across two stats))
  434. 10:14 PM - Eve Ishi: (( I think mine was like 6 across 2 stats ))
  435. 10:14 PM - Sarah Salem: ((may have been 10, not sure))
  436. 10:14 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((Nope, at 12 now))
  437. 10:15 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: At the hospital, you as the recptionist for Tami's room, heading there
  438. 10:15 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: T: "Oh, girls! Hey!"
  439. 10:16 PM - Eri Motai: "Hey Tami, you doing alright?"
  440. 10:16 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve gives a small wave* "We brought you some cake."
  441. 10:17 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: T: "Much better now. I didn't really get hurt too bad, that was more my father."
  442. 10:17 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: She giggles. "I can see that."
  443. 10:17 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: A: "Tamtam!"
  444. 10:17 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: Ally pounces Tami
  445. 10:17 PM - Sarah Salem: I follow Eve in, giving Tami a hello as well.
  446. 10:17 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: even though they barely know each other
  447. 10:17 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: :v
  448. 10:18 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: T: "That's... new."
  449. 10:18 PM - Sarah Salem: ((ally is just looking to join the murderclub))
  450. 10:18 PM - Eve Ishi: (( oh god ))
  451. 10:18 PM - Eri Motai: (jeez who did you guys even kill I thought I was the only cold blooded member of the group)
  452. 10:18 PM - Eve Ishi: (( considering I was her only friend for like her whole life she's probs p eager to make new ones ))
  453. 10:19 PM - Sarah Salem: ((you+satoya are the murderers here c:))
  454. 10:19 PM - Eve Ishi: (( Ryan killed like 12 people ))
  455. 10:19 PM - Eri Motai: (oh
  456. 10:19 PM - Eri Motai: yeah)
  457. 10:19 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: He also got decked in the face by a chair from a barfight
  458. 10:19 PM - Eve Ishi: (( *highfives Data for not killing people* ))
  459. 10:19 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: ~yet~
  460. 10:20 PM - Eve Ishi: (( :v ))
  461. 10:20 PM - Sarah Salem: ((*fives*))
  462. 10:22 PM - Eri Motai: Eri just facepalms.
  463. 10:23 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve smiles, glad Ally is finding others who tolerate her*
  464. 10:24 PM - Sarah Salem: (( tolerate being the key word here ))
  465. 10:24 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: T: "Eri, I want to see that smile. Tell me you fixed it."
  466. 10:25 PM - Eri Motai: "I didn't really get much practice in but... I'll try." Eri looks away embarrased.
  467. 10:26 PM - Sarah Salem: (( do you have a nightmarish hell-smile or something))
  468. 10:26 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: roll 2 smile
  469. 10:26 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: wow
  470. 10:26 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: fucking
  471. 10:26 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: wow
  472. 10:26 PM - Eri Motai: ((it's like yesterday))
  473. 10:26 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: T: "Yeeeaaahhh it needs work."
  474. 10:26 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve recoils in fear*
  475. 10:26 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: Eri's grin shows too much teeth and it's slightly unsettling, like one of those toothy fanged psycho anime grins
  476. 10:27 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: only she's trying to seem polite with it and it just isn't working
  477. 10:28 PM - Eri Motai: Eri disengages murdersmile.exe and avoids eye contact.
  478. 10:29 PM - Sarah Salem: "...How."
  479. 10:29 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((13 OC))
  480. 10:29 PM - Eri Motai: ((ryan stop u'll kill everyone in a shower of rainbows and horror))
  481. 10:29 PM - Sarah Salem: ((he has to take a magic change :v))
  482. 10:29 PM - Eve Ishi: "I-it w-wasn't really that bad Eri..."
  483. 10:30 PM - Eve Ishi: (( oh god ))
  484. 10:30 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: T: "Don't sugar-coat it. It was terrible."
  485. 10:30 PM - Eve Ishi: (( wow Tami, your cold ))
  486. 10:30 PM - Sarah Salem: (( as ice?))
  487. 10:30 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: T: "Not having any smiles like that in MY future coffee shop."
  488. 10:31 PM - Eve Ishi: (( as like ice cream on your teeth except your lacking enamel so it's like FUCK OW )
  489. 10:32 PM - Sarah Salem: ((dayum.))
  490. 10:32 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: A: "Huh. Still no Satoya... I wonder if she got in some trouble."
  491. 10:32 PM - Eri Motai: "I'll keep practicing." Eri mutters.
  492. 10:33 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((14 OC))
  493. 10:33 PM - Sarah Salem: "It is likely she did."
  494. 10:33 PM - Sarah Salem: ((are these accidental at this point?))
  495. 10:33 PM - Eve Ishi: "What Satoya? That's so unlike her!" *Eve trys her hand at sarcasm*
  496. 10:33 PM - Sarah Salem: ((you are getting dangerously close to a burst))
  497. 10:34 PM - Fuck da purrlice: (Most were, except the last three))
  498. 10:34 PM - Eve Ishi: (( ryan you're going to blow up the city what is happening ))
  499. 10:34 PM - Eri Motai: ((yeah, I feel like this isn't supposed to be happening :T))
  500. 10:34 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((Im very good at breaking the rules of RPGs, See: Brick))
  501. 10:35 PM - Eri Motai: Eri replies to Eve, "I'm sure she's fine. She's probably off having a catnap or something."
  502. 10:35 PM - Sarah Salem: ((waiting for you to level a city block and witch the hell out :v))
  503. 10:35 PM - Eve Ishi: "Hopefully..."
  504. 10:36 PM - Sarah Salem: "To be honest, I am surprised she is not locked up yet."
  505. 10:37 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: 13
  506. 10:37 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: :V
  507. 10:38 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: whoops
  508. 10:38 PM - Eve Ishi: "Well, maybe she's turning over a new leaf? She did seem sincere the other day."
  509. 10:38 PM - Sarah Salem: "Maybe."
  510. 10:38 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: A: "Hope so..."
  511. 10:39 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: T: "Don't want any more stolen cubs in my family's shop, that's for sure."
  512. 10:41 PM - Eri Motai: Eri attempts to change the subject, "Well, enough about Sato. We came to celebrate Tami's recovery!" Eri finally turns her gaze back to the crowd. "I'm just thankful that it was just the shop."
  513. 10:43 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: T: "Heh, I was hardly hurt. It was more like observation anyway. But, thanks, everyone."
  514. 10:44 PM - Eve Ishi: "Shall we break out the cake?"
  515. 10:44 PM - Eri Motai: ((cue intro to terminator 2))
  516. 10:44 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: A: "YES"
  517. 10:46 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve takes the cake out of her inven- um backpack? where the fuck did we store this cake? anyways and puts it on the table*
  518. 10:46 PM - Eri Motai: (coulda just had it in a grocery bag esq thing)
  519. 10:46 PM - Eve Ishi: (( oh yeah good point ))
  520. 10:47 PM - Sarah Salem: ((i like the idea of the cake just kind of materializing in eves hands :v))
  521. 10:48 PM - Fuck da purrlice disconnected.
  522. 10:49 PM - Eve Ishi: (( pfft ))
  523. 10:49 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: eh, not important
  524. 10:49 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve then materializes her scalpel behind her back to cut the cake with*
  525. 10:49 PM - Eri Motai: ((totally not the end of ryan right there))
  526. 10:49 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: do you really, Eve? :v
  527. 10:50 PM - Eri Motai: ((you have to magica don't you?))
  528. 10:50 PM - Eve Ishi: (( oh shit good point ))
  529. 10:50 PM - Sarah Salem: ((and then tami notices and wonders why you stole a scalpel to cut a cake with))
  530. 10:50 PM - Eve Ishi: (( nah im good actually :v ))
  531. 10:50 PM - Eri Motai: ((nigga this is like the really large scapel))
  532. 10:50 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: don't forget his scalpel is a fuckin sword
  533. 10:50 PM - Eri Motai: ((like, a spear))
  534. 10:50 PM - Eve Ishi: (( all valid points ))
  535. 10:51 PM - Eve Ishi: (( I take it back no scalpeling ))
  536. 10:51 PM - Sarah Salem: ((i was assuming that you ryuko'd that shit and made it tiny :v))
  537. 10:51 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: You make smalltalk and eat the fucking incredible cake
  538. 10:51 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: A doctor comes in, takls with Tami a bit, then announces she's free to go
  539. 10:53 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: S: "Soooo, who wants to go to the amusement park?"
  540. 10:53 PM - Eri Motai: Eri raises her hand, but then slowly lowers it when she realizes that she spent all of her money on "things".
  541. 10:54 PM - Sarah Salem: ((were things cake?))
  542. 10:54 PM - Eri Motai: ((things were lots of things))
  543. 10:54 PM - Sarah Salem: ((were they mostly cake))
  544. 10:55 PM - Eri Motai: ((including but not limited to; marshmallows, giftbags, one of those novelty fire log things that has the red scrap attached to a fan to simulate fire, 2 cupcakes, and an excellent night out with the best cat ever)
  545. 10:55 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: S: "Oh. don't worry about the tickets. I've got a golden ticket, so to speak~"
  546. 10:56 PM - Eve Ishi: (( let me guess, her family owns the amusement park ))
  547. 10:56 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: psh
  548. 10:56 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: I would do that
  549. 10:56 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: but I don't want a richgirl
  550. 10:56 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: 2man
  551. 10:56 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: y
  552. 10:57 PM - Eve Ishi: (( ohmy ))
  553. 10:57 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: like, every sol anime has one
  554. 10:57 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: every sol anime ever
  555. 10:58 PM - Eri Motai: (can she do that thing where chicks stick their legs out and get free taxi rides?)
  556. 10:58 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: :v
  557. 10:58 PM - Sarah Salem: ((what))
  558. 10:58 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: v:
  559. 10:58 PM - Eri Motai: ((;T))
  560. 10:58 PM - Eve Ishi: (( :v ))
  561. 10:59 PM - Fuck da purrlice entered chat.
  562. 10:59 PM - Eve Ishi: (( oh wait like in movies where it's the 1920's ))
  563. 10:59 PM - Sarah Salem: (( what ))
  564. 10:59 PM - Eri Motai: (yeah)
  565. 11:00 PM - Eri Motai: (ok you uncultured swine, let me dig out an image)
  566. 11:00 PM - Eve Ishi: (( Data g owatch like a bunch of black and whites you'll see it happen eventually ))
  567. 11:01 PM - Sarah Salem: (( ive seen a bunch but i still have no idea what you're talking about :v))
  568. 11:01 PM - Sarah Salem: ((obvs someone needs to take transit timing as their power))
  569. 11:02 PM - Eri Motai: (who has the time powers gee I wonder ;P)
  570. 11:02 PM - Eve Ishi: (( it kinda works for me too though cuz luck ))
  571. 11:02 PM - Eve Ishi: (( I almost took it but then I saw healer and im like nope ))
  572. 11:02 PM - Eri Motai: (ok brb, grabbin food)
  573. 11:03 PM - Eri Motai: (and back)
  574. 11:03 PM - Eve Ishi: (( welcome back ))
  575. 11:05 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: hi
  576. 11:06 PM - Eri Motai: (sup I made the fastest pizza run ever and it's so delicious)
  577. 11:06 PM - Eri Motai: (omnomnom)
  578. 11:06 PM - Eve Ishi: (( jealous ))
  579. 11:06 PM - Eve Ishi: (( so are we going to the amusement park or ))
  580. 11:06 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: yes
  581. 11:06 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: sh
  582. 11:07 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((I drove through 45 minutes of traffic and snow to get authentic deep dish today, GET ON MY LEVEL))
  583. 11:07 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: I got 4 hours of sleep went running in the morning and had work immediately after
  584. 11:07 PM - Eve Ishi: (( I stayed in my house and had a little bit of roast ))
  585. 11:07 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: then not 4 hours after I left work I started GMing
  586. 11:07 PM - Sarah Salem: ((i got my eyes dilated ))
  587. 11:07 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: everyone angst
  588. 11:07 PM - Eri Motai: (I made gingerbread cookies)
  589. 11:07 PM - Sarah Salem: ((will do))
  590. 11:07 PM - Eve Ishi left chat.
  591. 11:07 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: except Smas because I guess he's special
  592. 11:08 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: making lame ass cookies
  593. 11:08 PM - Eve Ishi entered chat.
  594. 11:08 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: holiday's are over nobody wants gingerbread anymore
  595. 11:08 PM - Eve Ishi: (( whhops ))
  596. 11:08 PM - Eri Motai: (hey, I resent that)
  597. 11:08 PM - Eve Ishi: (( I love ginger bread :o ))
  598. 11:08 PM - Eri Motai: (gingerbread is the best flavor)
  599. 11:08 PM - Eri Motai: (it's like, the epitomy of sugar cookies)
  600. 11:09 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((Damn right))
  601. 11:09 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: everyone roll finesse~
  602. 11:09 PM - Eri Motai: (inb4 amusement park is exploded)
  603. 11:09 PM - Sarah Salem: ((7))
  604. 11:09 PM - Sarah Salem: ((when do my wounds even go away :v))
  605. 11:10 PM - Eri Motai: ((11))
  606. 11:10 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: Eve roll u sod
  607. 11:10 PM - Eri Motai: ((also something is totally up with tami and it keeps happening and we keep fucking it up))
  608. 11:11 PM - Sarah Salem: ((she seems normal to me :v))
  609. 11:11 PM - Eri Motai: ((and not picking it up I can feeeel it))
  610. 11:11 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: wot
  611. 11:11 PM - Eri Motai: ((no I am going to make random accusations as much as I want your wots don't have power over my superior logic))
  612. 11:12 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: eeeveeeee
  613. 11:13 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: fine be a wanker :c
  614. 11:14 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: nobody sees anything because you're all blind
  615. 11:15 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: question, you guys available for (or interested in) a game tomorrow too?
  616. 11:15 PM - Eri Motai: ((yeah, I'm good))
  617. 11:15 PM - Eri Motai: ((for a game tomorrow))
  618. 11:15 PM - Sarah Salem: ((yeah sounds cool))
  619. 11:15 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: kay
  620. 11:16 PM - Eve Ishi: (( oh gosh sorry ))
  621. 11:17 PM - Eri Motai: ((make a throw plz we keep being blind))
  622. 11:17 PM - Eve Ishi: (( 9 :v ))
  623. 11:17 PM - Eve Ishi: (( and ye I'll be available ))
  624. 11:17 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: once again still blind
  625. 11:17 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: oh hey everyone's available tomorrow how nice
  626. 11:17 PM - Eri Motai: ((y does this keep happeninnnnnnnn))
  627. 11:20 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: ok
  628. 11:20 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: I keep passing out
  629. 11:20 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: can i sleep
  630. 11:20 PM - Sarah Salem: yeah
  631. 11:21 PM - Eri Motai: ((go, sleep you person you))
  632. 11:21 PM - Sarah Salem: its fine, you shouldn't feel obligated to gm every day :v
  633. 11:21 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: i know we (least you guys :v) didn't do anything interesting but I've got fun times for tomorrow
  634. 11:21 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: probably
  635. 11:21 PM - Eve Ishi: ye mang rest yo
  636. 11:21 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I kicked ass 0u0
  637. 11:21 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: not really :v
  638. 11:21 PM - Eve Ishi: and gained like 14 oc :v
  639. 11:21 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: they weren't that hard~
  640. 11:21 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: and 2 changes
  641. 11:21 PM - Eri Motai: ((flatchest girl is totally da villan))
  642. 11:22 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: Suzu?
  643. 11:22 PM - Eri Motai: ((flawless logic))
  644. 11:22 PM - Eve Ishi: (( we totes figured it out ))
  645. 11:22 PM - Sarah Salem: ((dont you mean tami?))
  646. 11:22 PM - Eri Motai: ((yup fosho totally))
  647. 11:22 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: Suzu gets free access to amusement parks
  648. 11:22 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: aint nobody can be evil when they got that
  649. 11:22 PM - Eve Ishi: (( godamnit ))
  650. 11:22 PM - Eri Motai: ((no, they are only decieving us into believing she's a good guy))
  651. 11:22 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: flawless logic: by sleep depraived dan
  652. 11:23 PM - Eve Ishi: (( argh ))
  653. 11:23 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: promise next game'll be chock full of good times n combutt
  654. 11:23 PM - Eve Ishi: (( Ko's too cute to be the villain tho ))
  655. 11:23 PM - Eve Ishi: tankuuuuu dan
  656.  
  657.  
  658.  
  659. ~~MEANWHILE, SINCE THE START, ON SATOYA'S END~~
  660.  
  661. 4:37 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Right
  662. 4:37 PM - Fuck da purrlice: So I assume I'm in jail
  663. 7:36 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: not quite~
  664. 4:37 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Oh christ
  665. 7:37 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: alrighty
  666. 7:38 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: You awaken in an uncomfortable metal chair
  667. 7:38 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: one you're tied to
  668. 7:38 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: and that won't move at all no matter how much you wiggle
  669. 4:39 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I call out fur help :3
  670. 7:40 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: It echos in the enclosed room. A low hanging light flickers overhead, spotlighting you alone in the center
  671. 7:40 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: You realize Potato isn't with you c:
  672. 4:40 PM - Fuck da purrlice: NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  673. 4:42 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Can I look around?
  674. 7:42 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: nothin to see but the concrete floor around the metal chair fixture you're tied to
  675. 7:43 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: You hear a garbled and distorted voice sound from everywhere in the room, "Subject is awake. Proceeding with questioning."
  676. 4:44 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((Oh good Christ you're going to regret this, its going to get hilarious fast))
  677. 4:44 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Purrceed with what now?!?"
  678. 7:47 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "Satoya Taji, you have caused intentional public disturbances through use of energy-manipulating reality distortion, otherwise and more commonly known as 'magic.' What have you to say for these events?"
  679. 4:47 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "I uh, I blame the jews!"
  680. 4:48 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((I thought this was going to be like, some sort of interegation with people who were confused about what happened, was going to say I was an alien :V))
  681. 7:50 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: hehehehehehheheheheehheeeeeeee
  682. 7:51 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: You hear a snort in the background, the sound of some subordinate getting smacked, and a sigh
  683. 7:51 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "This is not a game, Taji."
  684. 4:54 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "I cant tell sometimes, to busy having fun!" :3
  685. 7:55 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "Your actions have resulted in public upheaval, thousands of dollars in property damage, several dead and countless wounded. Your idea of 'fun' does not amuse us."
  686. 4:56 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Nyaw, I'm boned aren't I?"
  687. 7:58 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "To put it bluntly."
  688. 5:01 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Hehe, blunt"
  689. 8:02 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "You made a contract. For what purpose?"
  690. 5:02 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "To save Hiroe!"
  691. 8:02 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: Paper rustling
  692. 8:02 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "Your brother, then."
  693. 5:03 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Of course, who else could I mean?"
  694. 5:05 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Daaaaaaaaan
  695. 8:04 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: sh
  696. 8:05 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "How many seeds have you collected thus far?"
  697. 5:06 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Two..."
  698. 8:06 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "How long ago did you make a contract?"
  699. 5:07 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "About, I dont know, a month ago! Youma activity was quiet for a while"
  700. 5:08 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((Assuming that since I started with 0 XP or seeds, It was right before everyone else got their contracts))
  701. 8:08 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "And then it started again. Exponentially."
  702. 8:08 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: yep
  703. 5:08 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "You aren't point fingers, are mew?"
  704. 5:09 PM - Fuck da purrlice: pointing*
  705. 8:10 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "One more question. Which of the three did you make the contract with?"
  706. 5:10 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Three? I only know Haku and featherface! I went with the king of the itty bitty kitty commitee, Haku that is" :3
  707. 8:11 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: Some hushed whispering. "No further questions. We'll send someone in to remove your restraints, but you're still confined to that room for the time being."
  708. 5:12 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "How long will that be?"
  709. 8:13 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: A click signifies the end of the conversation on his end
  710. 8:13 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: Several minutes later, and the door in front of you opens
  711. 5:14 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I scampurr out
  712. 8:14 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: um
  713. 8:14 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: you were tied to a chair
  714. 5:14 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Oh
  715. 5:14 PM - Fuck da purrlice: :V
  716. 8:14 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: said it like twice
  717. 8:14 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: :v
  718. 5:14 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Furrget that then
  719. 5:14 PM - Fuck da purrlice: SHh
  720. 8:14 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: A man in a black suit and a woman in a labcoat with a clipboard walk in
  721. 8:15 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: The man is holding some dark gray metallic wristbands. He clips these onto you and locks them into place with a small key before he undoes your chair restraints
  722. 5:16 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I just sit there, not saying a word
  723. 8:16 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: The woman takes note of that
  724. 5:17 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I sigh and look up, deciding to break the silence. "What do you want?"
  725. 8:17 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: The suited man leaves, parting with "A meal will be brought to you shortly" before he walks out, locking you in the room with the woman
  726. 8:19 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: The woman walks up to you, but keeps a reasonable distance all the same
  727. 8:20 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "We'd like to perform several experiments, with your assistance. Assuming you're willing."
  728. 5:21 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Whats in it fur me?"
  729. 8:22 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "Your release, if you behave."
  730. 5:22 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Well then, what sort of experiments?"
  731. 8:24 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "First, we'll try something simple. What you're wearing there are experimental prototypes, of a sort. They're made of a new element, the discovery of which has not yet been made public. We call it Arcanium."
  732. 5:25 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "What do they do?"
  733. 8:27 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "When mixed with other metals, Arcanium reacts differently to magic. Those particular bands are magic-binding. Being in contact with them makes you unable to perform magic of any sort."
  734. 5:27 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Nyaw"
  735. 8:27 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "If you'll follow me to the test chamber, we'll see just how effective they are."
  736. 5:28 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Bolted to a chair ovfur here, kinda hard"
  737. 8:28 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: uh
  738. 8:28 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: you missed the part where he unbolted you
  739. 8:29 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: 8:15 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: The man is holding some dark gray metallic wristbands. He clips these onto you and locks them into place with a small key before he undoes your chair restraints
  740. 5:29 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Shh
  741. 8:29 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: She scribble on her clipboard, mumbling to herself, "Possible blockage of thought patterns and short term memory."
  742. 5:30 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I frowned befur standing up and following her
  743. 5:30 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "So, who do you work for, Mr. A, or whoevfur that was princess mentioned?"
  744. 8:30 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: She walks out the door without another word. As you follow, two armed guards take up position behind you
  745. 8:31 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "We are not with the Akechi Corp, if that's what you're asking."
  746. 5:32 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Well, who are you, if you dont mind me asking?"
  747. 8:33 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: She ignores you and continues walking down the concrete halls broken up by the occassional metal door
  748. 5:34 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "What? Did I hit a soft spot, just wondering. I mean, I would work fur the highest bidder, thought you might be interested here"
  749. 8:35 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: She scribbles in her clipboard quickly
  750. 8:36 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "We're here." She stops at an unlabeled metal door with a card swipe thing next to it. She pulls out a card and swipes it, the light above the door going green as it opens on its own
  751. 5:37 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "What exactly is 'here'?"
  752. 8:37 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "The test chamber."
  753. 5:37 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Will there be cake?"
  754. 8:38 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: You enter a room full of computers, a large glass window overlooking a pit below
  755. 5:39 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Oooh fancy, what will I be doing?"
  756. 8:39 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "Enter the chamber through the door on the left. I will instruct you further from there."
  757. 5:40 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I head through the door smiling, deciding that cooperation might be the best idea
  758. 8:41 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: You enter the blank concrete tiled room and look up at the control room expectantly, awaiting instruction
  759. 8:42 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "First, attempt to perform magic. Anything you're capable of."
  760. 5:42 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Hmm
  761. 5:42 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I try to summon a zombie cat
  762. 5:42 PM - Fuck da purrlice: :3
  763. 8:43 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: roll
  764. 8:43 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: c:
  765. 5:43 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Rolz?
  766. 8:43 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: well, roll -10
  767. 8:43 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: yes
  768. 5:43 PM - Fuck da purrlice: OC'd one
  769. 5:43 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 5 with the -10
  770. 5:43 PM - Fuck da purrlice: But OC
  771. 5:44 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 10
  772. 5:44 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Well
  773. 5:44 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 5
  774. 5:44 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 5+5=1
  775. 5:44 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 10
  776. 5:44 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 0u0
  777. 8:44 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: yeah
  778. 8:44 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: I got that
  779. 8:44 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: was 10 a pass?
  780. 8:44 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: for the cats
  781. 5:44 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Without modifiers I think so
  782. 8:45 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: after an incredible struggle, like trying to wade through wasit-high syrup pools, you manage to summon one cat
  783. 5:45 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I cheer a bit and hug the little guy
  784. 5:45 PM - Fuck da purrlice: :3
  785. 8:46 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "Interesting. Try something more difficult now."
  786. 5:47 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Bone titan time
  787. 5:47 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ANOTHER 6
  788. 5:47 PM - Fuck da purrlice: OCD AGAIN
  789. 5:47 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 5
  790. 5:47 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 19
  791. 5:48 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I need to take a change now
  792. 5:48 PM - Fuck da purrlice: FUCK
  793. 8:48 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
  794. 8:48 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: that's what you get for not venting
  795. 5:48 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I DID VENT
  796. 5:48 PM - Fuck da purrlice: THE TOWN CAUGHT FIRE
  797. 8:48 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: then you should have removed that OC and then you don't get a change
  798. 8:48 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: I said it happened so you should have taken off the OC
  799. 5:49 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Shh
  800. 5:49 PM - Fuck da purrlice: How do I roll it, do I do the heart table with the improved list or what?
  801. 8:49 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: wait
  802. 8:49 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: what stat is it in
  803. 5:49 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Heart
  804. 8:49 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: then what'd you vent last night?
  805. 5:50 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Fury and Magic
  806. 8:50 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: ah
  807. 8:50 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: ok then, you can either roll from the list in the book (and the txt of extra changes) or if you happen to find one that suits your fancy we can work that out
  808. 5:51 PM - Fuck da purrlice: If I take Crystal rash can it be bone?
  809. 5:51 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Like
  810. 5:51 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Bones growing out of my skin I need to periodically take care of
  811. 5:51 PM - Fuck da purrlice: NO DAN
  812. 5:51 PM - Fuck da purrlice: RAINBOWS
  813. 5:51 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I AM NYAN CAT
  814. 8:51 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: please god why
  815. 8:52 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: you mean vomiting rainbows don't you
  816. 5:52 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Nope
  817. 5:52 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Just rainbows, 18
  818. 5:52 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I am surrounded by rainbows
  819. 8:52 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: just checked
  820. 8:52 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: god dammit why do these things exist
  821. 8:52 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: ok fine
  822. 8:52 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: rainbows
  823. 5:56 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Aaaaah what is this!"
  824. 8:57 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "Hmm... interesting phenomonon. Run in circles a bit, let the cameras get it from every angle."
  825. 5:59 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I do just that, squealing the entireway "OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!"
  826. 8:59 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "Could that be a result of the Arcanium? Perhaps it... what is your magical specailty anyway?"
  827. 6:02 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Life! Or, making things come back to life"
  828. 9:02 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "And you're able to do with without any material on hand. Interesting..."
  829. 6:03 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Yeah, I nevfur questioned that!" :3
  830. 6:03 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I run around in circles 'nyan'ing my cute little head off
  831. 9:03 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "Try another spell once more. Perhaps we can replicate the result."
  832. 6:04 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Right
  833. 6:04 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Bone Titan again
  834. 6:04 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 2 with the -10
  835. 9:05 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: oh good no oc :v
  836. 9:06 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: She mumbles, "Results... inconclusive. I'd test this more, but I'm eager to see what else we can uncover, so we'll move on."
  837. 6:07 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Right, whats next!?"
  838. 9:07 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "Step away from the center of the room. In a moment, a platform will rise, and on it will be a key. Unlock your Arcanium restraints with that, and perform several more spells. Then we'll move on."
  839. 6:08 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I do as instructed and let out a sigh, stretching my arms.
  840. 6:08 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "What kind of spell, a weak one, powerful one, whatevfur?"
  841. 9:08 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "Actually, try the same lineup of spells you did before."
  842. 6:09 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Right
  843. 6:09 PM - Fuck da purrlice: CATS AHOY
  844. 6:09 PM - Fuck da purrlice: SIX
  845. 6:09 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 15
  846. 6:09 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Pass
  847. 6:09 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 4 kitties enter
  848. 6:09 PM - Fuck da purrlice: :3
  849. 6:10 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Record that miss?"
  850. 9:10 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "Your snark unnecessary, Taji. Dispel them and perform the next spell."
  851. 6:11 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Nyaw, fine" I rid of the cats and attempt to summon a bone titan
  852. 9:11 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: speaking of which can we clear that thing up?
  853. 9:11 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: like
  854. 6:11 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ANOTHER SIX
  855. 9:11 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: how big is it
  856. 9:11 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: I always imagined it being like, about the size of a suit of armor
  857. 6:12 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Really
  858. 6:12 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Its a titan, big motherfucker
  859. 6:12 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I was thinking more like, ten feet, at least
  860. 6:12 PM - Fuck da purrlice: It was fucking up things at the riot
  861. 9:12 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: well you could call your dick a titan but it's still gonna be a tictac
  862. 6:12 PM - Fuck da purrlice: :V
  863. 9:13 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: I think I'd prefer suit of armor size. summoning a 10 foot behemoth seems ridiculous and extremely unlikely to have worked out in some of the small spaces you summoned it in
  864. 6:13 PM - Fuck da purrlice: OCD THE OC ROLL
  865. 6:13 PM - Fuck da purrlice: OKAY
  866. 6:13 PM - Fuck da purrlice: SO I GOT TWO OC OFF THE TITAN
  867. 6:13 PM - Fuck da purrlice: TOTAL TO 27
  868. 9:14 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: why can't you roll this good in real combat :v
  869. 6:14 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Because meguca god hates me
  870. 6:15 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Awww yeeee, motherfuckin bone titan" :3
  871. 9:16 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: because of maximum overroll, it's bigger than its standard suit of display armor size
  872. 9:17 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "That's... impressive, actually."
  873. 6:17 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Aww, thank mew!" I blow the lady a kiss and giggle, still running around in circles
  874. 6:17 PM - Fuck da purrlice: BECAUSE RAINBOWS
  875. 9:18 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: Satoya doesn't hear but I'm saying for your benefit: "Heh, cute. Hard to believe she's a psychopath."
  876. 6:19 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((You act like she thinks she's a good purrson :3))
  877. 6:19 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I stop to catch my breath. "What now clipboard lady?"
  878. 9:21 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "While it's... big, I'm afraid that construct has to go as - actually, scratch that. You can keep it for the next test."
  879. 9:22 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "Seeing as you claim to have gotten two seeds, you've got some experience with combat. Correct?"
  880. 6:24 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Ye"
  881. 9:26 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "Then would you object to some live combat? Nothing difficult, and not a youma. Only some captured familiars."
  882. 6:27 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Hmm, sure thing mrs clipboard!"
  883. 9:27 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "Step back from the far wall."
  884. 9:28 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: She flips a few switches and pushes a few buttons, then a panel in the wall facing the window opens slowly
  885. 6:28 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I do just that
  886. 9:29 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: Chained by each of its heads it a small, multiheaded hydra.about the size of a large dog
  887. 9:30 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "Are you ready, Taji?"
  888. 6:31 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "As I'll evfur be mrs!"
  889. 9:31 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "Releasing restraints."
  890. 9:31 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: The chains pop off, one by one. The multiheaded beast sits still, even after the restraints are gone
  891. 9:31 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: You're about to say something when it lunges for you
  892. 9:32 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: 13
  893. 6:32 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Right
  894. 6:32 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Whats iniative again?
  895. 6:32 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 2d6+finesse?
  896. 9:32 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: ye
  897. 6:34 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 15
  898. 9:34 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: yer up furst brudda
  899. 6:35 PM - Fuck da purrlice: TITAN PUNCH THE FUCK
  900. 9:35 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: roll ye hit
  901. 9:35 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: then if ye hit ye hit, roll ye damage
  902. 6:36 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 9
  903. 6:36 PM - Fuck da purrlice: You know what
  904. 6:36 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Ill take the OC
  905. 6:36 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 4
  906. 9:36 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: pfffft
  907. 6:36 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 13
  908. 9:36 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: pass
  909. 6:36 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Damage now?
  910. 6:37 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Does it do normal damage, or more because it was a critpass?
  911. 9:37 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: no, you wait for the rapture and Jesus' instructions
  912. 9:37 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: yes roll damage, and how was it a critpass?
  913. 6:37 PM - Fuck da purrlice: The titan
  914. 6:37 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Its bigger than normal cause I critsummoned it
  915. 6:38 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Does it do extra damage, or just have extra resolve?
  916. 9:38 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: eh, 2 extra damage
  917. 9:38 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: why not
  918. 6:39 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I rolled a fuckin 1
  919. 6:39 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 6 damage
  920. 9:39 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: the titan punches two heads off with one fist
  921. 6:40 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I give a little 'Woohoo!' before running towards the Hydra to attack.
  922. 9:41 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: they're buying cake
  923. 6:41 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Wait
  924. 6:42 PM - Fuck da purrlice: The heads are seperate targets?
  925. 9:42 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: you're fighting more or less against your will in a blackops esque research facility
  926. 9:42 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: :v
  927. 6:42 PM - Fuck da purrlice: :V
  928. 9:42 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: and sure, why not
  929. 6:42 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Right
  930. 6:42 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Ill summon my servants of the Grimoirawr
  931. 6:43 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Which is a summoning attack, so support right?
  932. 9:43 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: I think that's not really a summon so much as a direct attack, since they only pop out, swipe, then leave
  933. 9:43 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: so I'd say that's attack
  934. 6:43 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Right
  935. 6:43 PM - Fuck da purrlice: OCD ONE ON THE ROLL
  936. 6:43 PM - Fuck da purrlice: FOR FUCKS SAKE
  937. 9:43 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: pffffft
  938. 6:43 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Its a 5
  939. 6:43 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 19+
  940.  
  941. 9:44 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: :V
  942. 6:44 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 2 tenta
  943. 6:44 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Each do normal attack damage divided by 2?
  944. 9:44 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: mhm
  945. 6:44 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Since thats what I rolled on the d3
  946. 9:44 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: das how it do
  947. 6:45 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 2 and 4 respectavily
  948. 6:45 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I know I didnt spell that right, dont correct me
  949. 9:45 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: You summon two tentacles from the ground. They each wrap around a different throat and tear the heads off
  950. 6:46 PM - Fuck da purrlice: How many left?
  951. 9:45 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: one
  952. 9:46 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: it goes to bite your dumb face
  953. 9:46 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: 12
  954. 9:46 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: your defense?
  955. 6:46 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 6
  956. 9:46 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: plus...
  957. 9:46 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: what did you set your defense stat to
  958. 6:47 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Magic
  959. 6:47 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Thats the 6
  960. 9:48 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: and your 6 defense from guardian makes 12
  961. 9:48 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: so it doesn't pass since it broke even with you
  962. 9:48 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: finish it~
  963. 6:48 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I rip the bonesword out of my leg and charge it
  964. 6:48 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Poking it violently
  965. 6:49 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 14
  966. 6:49 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Pass
  967. 6:49 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Damage roll
  968. 9:49 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: yep
  969. 6:49 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 6 damage
  970. 9:50 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: You shove your bonesword down its throat and tear it straight out
  971. 6:50 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Do I get an XP for murdering the shit out of it? Im two behind the party
  972. 9:50 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: well that's your own fault
  973. 6:51 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Oh wait, one, I got one XP from my first solo fight
  974. 9:50 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: you don't get an xp for killing something in 2 turns
  975. 6:51 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ALso it was new years
  976. 6:51 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Shh
  977. 6:51 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I had things todo
  978. 9:50 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: we didn't play new years
  979. 6:51 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Oh
  980. 6:51 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Nevfurmind then
  981. 9:51 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: gj
  982. 9:52 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "Clearly, you've got combat experience."
  983. 6:52 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Yup! I tore him to pieces!"
  984. 6:52 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((Four Fury OC, Ive regained all the OC I burned off))
  985. 9:52 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: :v
  986. 9:52 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: oh
  987. 9:52 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: oh godf
  988. 9:52 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: god no
  989. 9:54 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "Now, there's just one more thing I'd like you to try... it may be risky. Very. It hasn't had any tests outside of controled lab experiments with equipment. You can opt out if you'd like."
  990. 6:54 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "What is it misses?"
  991. 9:55 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "Arcanium, like I've said, can do different things when mixed with different elements. Where you previously wore magical restrictors, I want you to test... magic boosters."
  992. 6:55 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Magic boosters? Hmm.."
  993. 9:56 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "Like I said, dangerous, untested, possibly explosive."
  994. 6:56 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Ouch, well, someone needs to test it, right?"
  995. 9:57 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "So you'll do it?"
  996. 6:57 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Well, I guess I will!"
  997. 9:58 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "I'm sending them through the lift in the center again. Stand by."
  998. 9:58 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: The panel in the center of the room rises up from the floor again, reaching table height. On it is a single bracelet made of dark, black chainlinks.
  999. 6:59 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I take off the bracelets I had befur, and put the new ones on
  1000. 10:00 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: uh, you already took them off
  1001. 10:00 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: :v
  1002. 7:00 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Shh
  1003. 10:00 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: also there's only one of these
  1004. 7:00 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Right
  1005. 7:00 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I put the one on.
  1006. 10:00 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: much better
  1007. 7:00 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Well, I feel diffurrent already misses clipboard!"
  1008. 10:01 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "Oh? Think perhaps you can take three familiars at a time?"
  1009. 7:01 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "MAKE IT TEN!"
  1010. 10:01 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "...I'll make it three. Opening cages."
  1011. 7:01 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Nyaw..."
  1012. 10:03 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: From one cage flaps a CRT monitor with wings, a second holds a motionless doll, and the last holds a floating cottonball
  1013. 10:03 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: I mean like, a big cottonball
  1014. 10:03 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: fuckin basketball sized at least
  1015. 7:04 PM - Fuck da purrlice: :V
  1016. 10:04 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "Releasing restraints."
  1017. 7:05 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Iniative?
  1018. 10:04 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: yep
  1019. 7:05 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 11
  1020. 7:05 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Welp
  1021. 10:05 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: Monitor is 16, doll is 14, cottonball is 11
  1022. 10:05 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: let's roll 1d6 tiebreaker
  1023. 7:05 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((Also was I healed between the riot and getting taken back to these labs))
  1024. 10:05 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: yes
  1025. 10:05 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: roll 1d6 as a tiebreaker
  1026. 7:06 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 2
  1027. 7:06 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Tits
  1028. 10:06 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: pffffffft
  1029. 10:07 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: The monitor flies out at blinding speed, performing the most effective attack something with its build can do
  1030. 10:07 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: smash right at your fuckin face
  1031. 10:07 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: 15
  1032. 7:07 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Damage?
  1033. 10:07 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: pffft
  1034. 10:07 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: no, that was roll to hit
  1035. 7:07 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Ah
  1036. 10:07 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: beat your defense of 12
  1037. 7:08 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Welp
  1038. 10:07 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: unless you wanna OC it :V
  1039. 7:08 PM - Fuck da purrlice: YES
  1040. 10:08 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: why did I say that
  1041. 7:08 PM - Fuck da purrlice: LESDOTHES
  1042. 7:08 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 6
  1043. 7:08 PM - Fuck da purrlice: OCD THE OC
  1044. 10:08 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: wait
  1045. 10:08 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: roll another
  1046. 7:08 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ?
  1047. 10:08 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: do it
  1048. 7:08 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 5
  1049. 7:08 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Oh
  1050. 7:08 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Thought you meant another 6
  1051. 7:09 PM - Fuck da purrlice: So, two OC, from the OC, and rolling a 6 on that?
  1052. 10:09 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: so you assblasted it right back
  1053. 10:09 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: take the 3 OC
  1054. 7:09 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Three?
  1055. 10:09 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: first OC was the one you called
  1056. 10:09 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: you rolled a 6, and thanks to a certain bracelet, you needed to roll twice
  1057. 7:10 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Ah
  1058. 10:09 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: so 3 rolls of OC, 3 OC points
  1059. 7:10 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 10 OC IN ONE SESSION
  1060. 7:10 PM - Fuck da purrlice: AND GROWING
  1061. 10:10 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: yep
  1062. 7:10 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Woah, well, that was new!"
  1063. 10:11 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "Hmm..."
  1064. 10:11 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: Next up~
  1065. 10:11 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: dolly
  1066. 10:11 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: 13
  1067. 10:11 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: beats your 12
  1068. 10:11 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: :v
  1069. 7:12 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Not OCing i-
  1070. 7:12 PM - Fuck da purrlice: YOU KNOW WHAT
  1071. 7:12 PM - Fuck da purrlice: IN FULL OVERDRIVE MODE
  1072. 7:12 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ILL TAKE IT
  1073. 7:12 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 1
  1074. 7:12 PM - Fuck da purrlice: TIED
  1075. 7:12 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ROLL ANOTHER CAUSE OF BRACELET?
  1076. 10:12 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: good enough
  1077. 10:12 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: no, bracelet only causes an exploded die to need to be rolled twice
  1078. 7:13 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Ag
  1079. 7:13 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Ah
  1080. 10:13 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: so if you take an OC and roll a 6, you need to roll 2 new OCs instead of 1
  1081. 7:13 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Interesting
  1082. 10:14 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: the doll's gut rips open and bladed claws fly out and attempt to strike you, failing miserably
  1083. 10:14 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: cottonball flies at you and tries to smother you
  1084. 10:14 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: 13
  1085. 10:14 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: :v
  1086. 7:14 PM - Fuck da purrlice: YOU KNOW WHAT
  1087. 7:14 PM - Fuck da purrlice: OC
  1088. 7:14 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 3
  1089. 10:14 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: You deftly beat back the cottonball
  1090. 10:15 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: your turn~
  1091. 10:15 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: and for the record
  1092. 10:16 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: +3 to attack and support
  1093. 7:16 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Summoning a bone titan
  1094. 7:16 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Noice
  1095. 7:16 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 17 to summon
  1096. 10:16 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: damn, no 6s
  1097. 7:16 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I know :V
  1098. 7:18 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I cant do anything else can I?
  1099. 10:18 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: wait
  1100. 10:18 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: you can't summon a titan
  1101. 10:18 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: you still have your other one
  1102. 7:18 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I thought it disappeared?
  1103. 7:18 PM - Fuck da purrlice: If not
  1104. 7:18 PM - Fuck da purrlice: SUPER TITAN PUNCH THAT FUCKER
  1105. 7:19 PM - Fuck da purrlice: And I mean the CRT screen
  1106. 7:20 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Right
  1107. 7:20 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 14 to punch for the titan
  1108. 7:20 PM - Fuck da purrlice: No crit
  1109. 10:20 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: laame
  1110. 10:20 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: still a hit
  1111. 7:20 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I know
  1112. 10:20 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: damage
  1113. 7:20 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 9
  1114. 7:20 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Almost a crit :V
  1115. 7:20 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I can attack too right?
  1116. 10:20 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: mhm
  1117. 7:21 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 16
  1118. 7:21 PM - Fuck da purrlice: No sixes
  1119. 7:21 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Whew
  1120. 10:21 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: dmg
  1121. 7:22 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 6
  1122. 10:22 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: The titan punches the flying monitor in your direction, cracking its screen
  1123. 10:23 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: you then skewer it on your bonesword
  1124. 7:23 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "GET SOME!"
  1125. 10:23 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: its screen goes dark and the wings stop flapping
  1126. 10:24 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: Doll's turn~
  1127. 10:25 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: using the huge wriggling tentacleclaws jutting from its tiny gut, the doll cralws over to you and attemps to cut a nigga up again
  1128. 10:25 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: ...
  1129. 10:25 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: its claws tangle together as it walks and it trips
  1130. 7:27 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "That's a bit pathetic"
  1131. 10:27 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "I don't pick the subjects."
  1132. 10:28 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: The cottonball flies over now and tries to smother you again
  1133. 10:28 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: 13
  1134. 7:28 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Fuckin
  1135. 7:28 PM - Fuck da purrlice: You know what
  1136. 7:29 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Takin the OC
  1137. 7:29 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 4
  1138. 10:29 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: Once again a repeat performance of flawless victory
  1139. 10:29 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: ur turn
  1140. 7:30 PM - Fuck da purrlice: TITAN PUNCH
  1141. 7:30 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 16
  1142. 7:30 PM - Fuck da purrlice: No 6s
  1143. 7:30 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 0u0
  1144. 10:30 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: damage
  1145. 7:31 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 8
  1146. 7:31 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Wait plus 2 from being a crit pass summon
  1147. 7:31 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 10
  1148. 10:31 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: still alive
  1149. 10:31 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: what about yourself?
  1150. 7:31 PM - Fuck da purrlice: My attack then!
  1151. 7:32 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 13
  1152. 10:32 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: damage?
  1153. 10:32 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: unless you do like absolute minimum tho...
  1154. 7:33 PM - Fuck da purrlice: YOURE SHITTING ME
  1155. 7:33 PM - Fuck da purrlice: NO YOU KNOW WHAT
  1156. 7:33 PM - Fuck da purrlice: OC THAT FUCK
  1157. 7:33 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 9 DAMAGE
  1158. 10:33 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: wot
  1159. 10:34 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: you can't oc damage
  1160. 7:34 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Oh
  1161. 7:34 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Nevfurmind then
  1162. 7:34 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 0u0
  1163. 10:34 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: you can oc the attack, and each oc adds 1 damage
  1164. 7:34 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Ah
  1165. 7:34 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I will do that then
  1166. 10:34 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: reroll then
  1167. 10:34 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1
  1168. 7:35 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 1
  1169. 10:35 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: wanted a 6 dammit
  1170. 7:35 PM - Fuck da purrlice: :V
  1171. 10:35 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: oh well, the extra damage does the trick and you nail the beastie
  1172. 10:35 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: which were you attacking?
  1173. 7:36 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Cottonball
  1174. 10:36 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: the cottonball catches fire from your forceful punch
  1175. 10:36 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: it floats around sqealing before it falls into ash
  1176. 10:37 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: creepy tentaclaw doll's turn
  1177. 10:37 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: it hops at you, the mouth on its small stomach expanding to bita a solid chunk
  1178. 10:38 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: 12
  1179. 10:38 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: 13*
  1180. 10:38 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: :v
  1181. 7:38 PM - Fuck da purrlice: You
  1182. 7:38 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Are
  1183. 7:38 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Shitting me
  1184. 7:38 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I TAKE IT
  1185. 7:38 PM - Fuck da purrlice: JUST LET IT ATTACK ME
  1186. 10:38 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: oh hang on
  1187. 7:38 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I DONT CARE
  1188. 10:38 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: one of those dice I rolled was a 6
  1189. 10:38 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: so 15 now
  1190. 10:38 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: c:
  1191. 7:39 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Oh
  1192. 7:39 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ILL STILL TAKE IT
  1193. 10:39 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: so roll
  1194. 7:39 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Roll what again?
  1195. 10:39 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: 1d6
  1196. 7:39 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Im not OCing
  1197. 10:39 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: oh
  1198. 7:40 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I said Im taking the attack
  1199. 10:39 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: thought you were OCing
  1200. 10:39 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: :v
  1201. 10:40 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: 7 damage~
  1202. 10:40 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: it latches onto your shoulder, biting deeply as it claws away at you
  1203. 7:41 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I scream a bit, before plunging my sword into it
  1204. 7:41 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 14
  1205. 7:41 PM - Fuck da purrlice: No OC
  1206. 10:41 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: so close~
  1207. 7:42 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 9 damage
  1208. 7:42 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Ded?
  1209. 10:42 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: you pry it off your shoulder and tear it to shreds, getting cotton and tentaclaw chunks everywhere
  1210. 10:43 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: The bracelet is burning like fire on your skin now
  1211. 10:44 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "It looks effective from here. How does it feel on your end?"
  1212. 7:45 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I try to pry it off. "Furry hot! But it worked like a charm clipboard lady, yay!"
  1213. 10:45 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "Hot? Hmm... I see..."
  1214. 7:46 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Anyway I can get one to keep? Purrleaaaase! I'd make fighting so much easier!"
  1215. 7:46 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((Welp, I have a magic change now))
  1216. 7:46 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((Two interest me))
  1217. 10:46 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: nope
  1218. 10:46 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: well, unless you want the change
  1219. 10:47 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: but I've got something to take off your fallout
  1220. 10:47 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: if you want
  1221. 10:47 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: :v
  1222. 10:59 PM - Fuck da purrlice is now Online.
  1223. 10:59 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: hi
  1224. 7:59 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Can I go now? And can I take the bracelet?"
  1225. 10:59 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: you never said if you wanted to keep your OC or not
  1226. 11:00 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: cause I can remove it with no fallout
  1227. 8:00 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Ill get a magic change
  1228. 8:00 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Just because Youma Aesthetic sounds ballin
  1229. 8:00 PM - Fuck da purrlice: And it fits with the fact that I'm not doing the 'right' things recently
  1230. 11:00 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: since most of it was unfairish anyway and mineral macguffin magic
  1231. 8:01 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Such as inciting a riot and killing about 10ish people
  1232. 11:01 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: :v
  1233. 11:03 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "No, you may not keep the bracelet. Put on the magical restraints, and lock them. We'll escort you out, but know that we will be keeping close tabs on you. And will not be so forgiving should another 'incident' occur."
  1234. 8:03 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I sigh and do as instructed.
  1235. 8:03 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Nyaw, it was just getting fun too!"
  1236. 11:04 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: You return to the control room magical restraints on, and are escourted back through the halls
  1237. 8:05 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Now then to my earlier comment, you wouldn't need a magical girl fur hire would you? Beclaws you have one right here! I'd do literally anything for a paycheck, I need the money here!"
  1238. 11:06 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: "We have no need of your services. Just remember, we're watching." You feel several sharp pricks, and the world goes black
  1239. 8:08 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Also, had an idea for the Youma Aesthetic
  1240. 8:08 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Whenever satoya transforms, her ear and tail fur turns black, and bones just start sprouting out of her skin
  1241. 8:09 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Yay or nay?
  1242. 11:09 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: works for me :v
  1243. 8:09 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Also, any XP for any of that?
  1244. 8:10 PM - Fuck da purrlice: At least the second, real fight?
  1245. 11:09 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: I guess you'll get 1 for that
  1246. 11:10 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: though the information that you found should have been more than sufficent payment
  1247. 8:11 PM - Fuck da purrlice: How much does a power cost?
  1248. 11:11 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: 7:28 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: For clarification purposes everyone, every 5 xp spend ups you a level
  1249. 7:28 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: Each level up you can either get a new class-specific effect or power
  1250. 7:28 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: every 20 xp you get a new element
  1251. 7:29 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: and you can get a new move at the cost of 2 xp
  1252. 8:12 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Yay
  1253. 8:12 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Ill spend the 2 XP to get a new move
  1254. 8:12 PM - Fuck da purrlice: And I level up
  1255. 8:12 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Having spent 5 XP
  1256. 11:12 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: alrighty then
  1257. 8:12 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Idea for the move, since I want to do more with the bones
  1258. 8:13 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Basically, encase myself in a suit of bone armor, slows me down and perhaps lowers my attack, but bumps my defense, yay or nay?
  1259. 11:15 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: question, you available for (or interested in) a game tomorrow too?
  1260. 8:15 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Looks like yes
  1261. 11:15 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: that means no
  1262. 8:15 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Its like -50 with windchill
  1263. 11:15 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: gotcha
  1264. 8:15 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Nothing else to do
  1265. 11:15 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: :v
  1266. 11:15 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: kay
  1267. 8:16 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Also
  1268. 8:16 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I love how everyone's eating cake and being happy megucas
  1269. 8:16 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Im falling into murder, corperate espionage, and revenge
  1270. 11:16 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: :v
  1271. 11:16 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: brilliance
  1272. 8:17 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Also
  1273. 8:17 PM - Fuck da purrlice: New power
  1274. 8:17 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Bonesmithing
  1275. 8:18 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I meant to start with it and summoning, but I could only go for one thing
  1276. 11:18 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: oh boy
  1277. 8:18 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Nothing unrealistic, but I can now shape and form bone
  1278. 8:18 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Like
  1279. 8:18 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I cant make a gun
  1280. 8:18 PM - Fuck da purrlice: But I could say make a warhammer, or a shield
  1281. 8:19 PM - Fuck da purrlice: (Or a skeleton key ;3)
  1282. 11:18 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: fuk u
  1283. 11:24 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: yeah now that you're a free cat I'm going to bed
  1284.  
  1285. ~~END OF SATOYA'S POV~~
  1286.  
  1287.  
  1288. End session.
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