Equestrian Space Apocalypse

>"Welcome to Space Station 13, crew."
>The station AI's voice rang out through every hall
>Crewmembers of said station scrambled about, some attempting to do their jobs, others just going completely off the rails
>You could hear their voices screaming in your ear, the radio nearly overloading as eighty seemingly autistic crewmembers shouted about something or another
>"Changelings in the maintenance tunnels by bridge!"
>"Halp! The Clown is slipping me!"
>"Fuck you, everything is bullshit, this is all bullshit."
>After that last sentence you could swear you heard a gunshot
>Rolling your eyes, you pressed a button by the side of your ear, shutting off the radio
>You weren't here to discuss simple things with the rest of the crew, you were here to do your job, to research plasma
>Floats-On-Magma was your name, one of the few lizardpeople who were magma-resistant, your scales took on a cyan hue in the light as you flicked on the light switch to toxins research
>Little to your surprise, many of the transfer valves were missing, and blood stains collected in large puddles about the floor, a bloody handprint appearing to be on the Oxygen canister
>Nothing unusual here
>You strode into the room on your digitigrade legs, again being one of the few lizardpeople who could not actually wear human shoes or boots
>You scrunched your pointed snout as you felt the warm blood seep between your toes
>Space Station 13 only had a 30% survival rate, you only kept coming because you were enslaved
>You hummed a tune as you filled up a plasma tank with a mix of superheated plasma, oxygen, and c02
>Attaching it to a tank transfer valve, you went and filled an oxygen tank with supercooled oxygen, then attached that to the tank transfer valve as well
>You attached a 5 second timer to your new bomb, smiling proudly at your completed work, then cautiously stuffed it in your dufflebag full of assorted science material
>You turned the radio back on out of curiosity, then gaped at what you heard
>"Singulo lose!"
>"GOD, MY ARM, MY ARMMMM!!!"
>"Lynch the Chief Engineer!"
>"It's heading for Science!"
>Your eyes widened, hearing the screech of distorting metal heading ever so close to where you were
"Oh ssshit!"
>You managed to hiss out as you ran for the exit
>"EMERGENCY SHUTTLE HAS BEEN CALLED, IT WILL BE HERE IN APPROXIMATELY FIVE MINUTES."
>You really gotta get moving
>Unfortunately, Nar-Sie, Ratvar, or somebody had it in for you today, as you found yourself slipping on the blood puddles that were there earlier
>You really should have called for a janitor
"Get up... Get up! Narsssie damnit!"
>You angrily hissed out as your body begrudgingly complied, dazed and stunned from the impact your chin made on the ground
>Insane laughter called to you from the science hallway as a wizard teleported in front of the toxins door, then quickly polymorphed another scientist into a slime
>"EI NATH! HEHEHAAH! SHITFISTER THE ALMIGHTY AWAY!"
>The wizard teleported away as you held onto the metal table for balance, but it was too late
>You felt the gravitational pull of the singularity long before you saw it, slipping once more due to the blood on the floor, then being forcefully drug across the room and into the airlock glass
"Godsss no! Not like thisss! I've almost earned my freedom!"
>You cried out, tears brimming in your eyes as you took in the insanity of the situation
>Turning your head, you managed to look out the glass window of the airlock, clearly able to see the paneling of the walls being ripped off by that massive blue, black, and red spiral of imminent death
>Nobody returned from the singularity, usually it was organs that could be retrieved
>You were terrified
>The airlock you were forcefully pressed against thanks to gravity soon became ripped off its bolts, the doors opening and flying into the singularity, along with you

>Your last words are as follows
"Fucking greytidersss!"
>The last voice you heard soothed you as the last moments of your life became known
>"Fuck you too, ligger!"
>You closed your eyes, expecting to be crushed into absolute nothingness, organs flying out from the epicenter at the speed of sound, utter... oblivion....
>But... You opened your eyes...
>You were flying through darkness, and still holding your breath, but you didn't feel the cold nothingness of space anymore
"Isss thisss the afterlife...?"
>Wondering aloud, you suddenly realized you could breath, and speak!
>You looked around, and quickly coming out of your daze, you were somehow careening through the air
>Its as if you were shot out of a... Wormhole?
"By the godsss!"
>You couldn't fly, so you looked up at where you came from, the visuals fading oh so quickly, there your eyes became pinpricks as various other objects were shot down at ludicrous speeds
>You saw: toolboxes, various technology, a hardsuit, medkits, a few tasers and stunbatons, and even... Other people?
>Your eyes didn't deceive you, with your range decreasing so quickly, you still knew that you saw at least 3 people fly out of the same wormhole, whether or not they were alive was something else
>Most importantly, you definitely saw another lizardperson, his scales were more... Blue in hue.
>It would be good to have male company before you inevitably collided with the ground below, but alas
"Beggersss can't be choosssersss..."
>You hissed out, not even audible among the whistling noise caused by re-entry
>The poor humans will certainly die before they hit the ground, burning up in the atmosphere, you were resistant however, as was your white jumpsuit and labcoat
>You careened towards clouds, flipping around to face the planet below, much to your surprised it wasn't a hot ball of magma, but a lush green planet
>You winced as your snout punctured the clouds, and you were somehow surprised once more as something vaguely cried out in alarm
>For a short time in your fall, though you could have been hallucinating, these clouds looked a lot like a city, with rainbow rivers and... Pegasi... Flying around, even chatting, some even managed to look at you in shock as you came in hot from space
>They then screamed in alarm as the other objects rained down on their city as well
>You quickly punctured through the second layer of clouds, and towards a very pretty meadow
>So this is how you REALLY die?
>You were sure you'd splatter on impact
>Apparently it was not to be, as a dark blue glow secured itself around your whole body, enveloping itself around you in such a mystical yet liquid fashion
>You were so very thankful as it slowed your fall drastically, but not completely, it was enough to survive the fall at least
>So this is what paratroopers feel like! Except you weren't trained at all in how to land.
>You impacted the ground and surprisingly didn't feel too much pain, expecting to break your neck, you only felt like you bruised a few spots in your body
>You meekly bounced across the ground
"Ow! Goddamnit!"
>Another bounce
"Ssshit!"
>And a final impact, landing on your back in an ungraceful fashion
"Sssheesssh..."
>You laid there in the grass for a minute, uncertain of your situation, you were trained to deal with exceptionally stressful situations, but not first contact
>That was another team, likely security, it happened more often than you would think
"Thank goodnesss I'm alive..."
>Rolling over onto your belly, you slowly pushed yourself up to a kneeling position, taking a glance of your surroundings
>Dark, scary forest in front of you.
>More meadow and hills to your right, with a mountain and a... City? Yeah, a city on a mountain. Makes sense.
>Apparently there was a town to your left, small and a little ways away, and some colored blobs heading towards you
>Uh oh.
>Dizzily, you managed to focus on the blobs, and realized they looked a hell of a lot like those things from the cloud city
>And they were coming for you
>Oh fuck, they're going to dissect you! Not again!
"Not gonna let no aliensss disssect me!"
>You swiftly unzipped your scorched dufflebag, and found almost nothing of use, other than a multitool, insulated gloves, stunprod, the bomb-
"The bomb!? I'm ssso ssstupid!"
>You could use that as leverage against the aliens, totally, you just hope they know what a bomb is
>Judging by their architecture, probably not, they seem to be about as primitive as your people when they were first discovered
>Or... Maybe... You could try to not blow up their entire town and make yourself an enemy of the corporat- State. Enemy of the state.
>You shoved the bomb back into your dufflebag and opted to hold the stunprod instead, it carrying a full charge as you never got to use it against any assistants willing to cross your path
"Godsss, I hope thessse creaturesss are peaceful."
>You shouldered the grey dufflebag against your unscourched clothing, and started to walk towards the aliens, lush green grass and daisies sprouting between your toes as you walked, it was all so comforting despite the terrifying implications
>The softness of the meadow was much preferred over the cold hard steel that was the space station
>All around you, the air was natural, and not artificially generated, you felt like you could actually breathe comfortably. Not being confined to metal walls and windows was comforting for once.
>Your mind calmed, you were no longer enslaved, and you were free on a lush green world, a possible paradise world filled with colorful intelligent creatures
>The colorful creatures were close to catching up to you, as you climbed up a hill you saw that they were just down the other side of the slope
>They each stopped in surprise, some bumping into each other, you pupils shrunk to pinpricks as you took in their forms. Of course it would be ponies, and not just any ponies! Pegasus ponies, unicorn ponies, and normal run-of-the-mill ponies. There were two ponies who stood out, however, a lavender pony who had wings and a horn, and another bluish pony who had wavy hair, plus wings and a horn.
>You thought you saw another lizardperson in the crowd, though he was next to the lavender pony, and was very small, his proportions looked very wrong and uncanny as well
>It was very disgusting to look at more or less
>The ponies continued to stare at you in shock, as did you to them, before the short lizardperson broke the silence in a very scratchy voice
>"Uuuh... Twilight? Do dragons come from space too?"
>The lavender pony, evidently called Twilight, lifted her hoof and fumbled with it, before managing to push the shorter lizardperson... Or dragon... Behind her, much to his chagrin
>"No Spike, dragons don't come from space."
>You gulped, they thought you were a dragon, that's actually extremely racist usually, but you'd let it pass as these ponies didn't know better. Perhaps the purple lizardperson was really a purple dragon.
>Some ponies began to walk back to their town when they figured you were a "dragon" although you most definently were not!
>The lavender pony continued to eye you up and down, her attention apparently caught by your labcoat and sparking stunprod
>"A-are you a scientist? I d-didn't realize dragons could be scientists!"
>More ponies left as the pony marched up to you, smiling nervously
>By her behavior, and everyone elses behavior, you seemed like a usual suspect on this planet
>Guess these ponies were peaceful afterall
>She stopped a few feet in front of you, perplexed by YOU, as a being overall
"Yeah, I sssuppossse I am a ssscientissst."
>Your hissing startled her, as she jumped in the air with a squeak, before blushing and landing herself

"I have no degreesss, I trained by trial and error."
>You waved your hand and shook your head disapprovingly, mostly at yourself for living the life you did
>The pony deflated, "So... How did you fall out of the sky? You don't have wings, Miss...?"
"Floatsss-On-Magma, and of courssse I don't have wingsss, I'm not a sssilly dragon!"
>You scoffed, and she blinked at you in surprise
>"You aren't a dragon?"
>She looked over you once more and then made a cooing sound, pulling out a pen and parchment with her telekinesis, apparently the glow was centered around the horn rather than the whole head as with usual mutants, and then she began writing or sketching something
"No, in fact it is racissst to call my people dragonsss! We are lizardpeople, or lizardfolk, or uh... That's what nanotrasssen callsss usss, better than Asssh-Walkersss."
>"Lizardpeople... How fascinating, your anatomy makes sense to me now! At first I thought you were a mutation of a dragon, but despite your size your belly isn't extended, your claws are more numerous, as is your stance and posture!"
>She looked up from her monologue at you with sparkling curiosity and a smile
>"A bipedal dra- Lizardperson! Where did you come from? How did you fall out of the sky?"
>You gulped at these questions, you would rather not give to much information about yourself as it were, and your main quest right now would be to find the other lizardperson that fell around here
"I-I would rather get some ressst, I've had a long day, I need to get back to my... Er... Man! My b-boyfriend!"
>Your knees were week, you hoped she would buy your fragile lie, heavens help you if the other lizardperson found out about this but it was your only excuse at the moment!
>She looked at you skeptically, then excitedly
>"You have a boyfriend? Is he a lizardperson too!? Oh this is such a great discovery!"
>Twilight's grin spooked you, as did the wary look from the other pegacorn, and her five friends as they eyed you with a mix of apprehension, joy, and simple curiosity
>Maybe you shouldn't have revealed so much about yourself?
"I'm uh... Yesss...?"
>You took the stunprod in both hands, your claws tapping against it nervously, allowing an audible tinking sound to resonate throughout the meadow, of course the prod sparked every now and then, it was a rather crude creation
>Slowly backing away, you'd hope that they wouldn't care as much as you thought they would
>Turns out they did
>"Nay!"
>The blue pegacorn shouted out, knocking the stunprod out of your hands, as if you were suddenly in slow motion you attempted to grab the prod in midair, but you only managed to hit it back into the air over and over before the very wrong end of it landed on your foot
>You collapsed to the ground spasming in shock, having no control of your muscles at the moment, but you managed to weakly let out protests mostly out of fright
"N-n-no m-m-more!"
>"We cannot allow you to escape!"
>You assumed the blue pegacorn shouted that out at you
>Not like you really could escape at the moment
>What a clutch move, being shocked by your own stunprod, you never thought it would happen to you
>You heard several wings flapping, and something heavy being placed on your back
>You groaned in protest, not able to do much else
>"Don't worry Princess Luna! I've got her, she's not getting away under the watch of ME!"
>That pony sounded excruciatingly irritating, like talking to a very indignant teenager with an ego complex
>"Rainbow! She's not a threat!"
>You felt the weight briefly being lifted off of you, but then it was immediately pushed back much harder than before
"Uuuurghhh..."
>"Nay Twilight! Thou hath seen the sparking contraption and its woeful effects!"
>You heard shifting
>"B-but, she was so nice!"
>You could hardly disagree from your perspective
>"Be that as it may, dearie, you cannot deny that such a weapon is crude and dangerous!"
>This voice sounded much more elegant and less damning than the previous voices
>"I agree with Rarity, Twi, she probably wanted to hurt us!"
>You weakly tried to get up, but the pegasus pushed you back down rather roughly
>"See? She keeps trying to get away!"
>From your perspective, you saw two lavender hooves shift nervously about
>"Well- I... I suppose it was really dangerous..."
>Not what you wanted to hear, gods, please send someone to help you, whatever it was you hoped that something would take you away from the dismal nightmare
>You didn't want to be enslaved again
>"M-maybe she's scared of us... She was acting out in defense... Have any of you considered that?"
>That voice was much more kind, you moved your head as much as you could to look at the owner, and saw a pair of butter-yellow hooves walking towards you
>"She was trying to get away because she was scared, girls, please show her a little bit of kindness."
"Yesss, I jussst want to find the other liz- my boyfriend!"
>You quickly corrected yourself, hoping they wouldn't notice
>Thankfully these ponies seem to be oblivious
>The other ponies shifted about uncomfortably, taking in the words of the yellow pegasus
>"Perhaps we acted too harshly upon the poor creature."
>You smelled guilt in the air, amazing, everything was going very smoothly now
>"Get off of her now!"
>That didn't sound like a pony, the voice was much too raspy, it sounded like...
>Oh no
>"Is that another lizardperson?"
>You felt the weight on your back shift
"No no no thisss isss bad!"
>"You heard me you pony thingsss! Get of off her!"
>That was definently the other lizardperson you saw falling with you
>This is bad

>"He's pointing something- Rainbow get off of her! Just let her go!"
>You felt the pony get off of you and meander back towards her friends sullenly
>You stood up shakily, still twitching from the electric shock you received, reaching for the stunprod as you did so, but quickly found it jolted from its position by someone's telekinesis
>So it's gonna be like that
>You stumbled backwards, scared of the ponies that overpowered you through might and magic, until you bumped into a larger form
>It grabbed you, and you let out a sharp hiss of alarm until you realized it was the other lizardperson
>"Come on, letsss go."
>The yellow pegasus looked sad at the sight of the two of you, bruised and scared, with no resources at all
>"Don't go! We can help you!"
>Twilight's words were lost on your fellow lizardperson as he dragged you away, while you stumbled along with him
>The ponies faded into the distance, not following the two of you as you headed into the scary forest you recalled from earlier
>"Why did you approach those thingsss? Don't you realize that alien life could be dangerousss?!"
>He just about yelled at you, you bowed your head in shame, not much you could do to refute him
"They ssseemed nice... At leassst at firssst. Then they saw my ssstunprod and got really apprehenisssive!"
>He sighed as you two came to a stop a little ways into the woods, he sat down on a nearby tree stump and set down the hybrid taser he was carrying, judging by his red jumpsuit and getup he was part of the security force
>"Yeah well, you can't trussst those pony thingsss. We don't know a single goddamn thing about them!"
>He waved his blue hued hands in the air before defeatedly slumping over, his more aquatic like ears also drooping
"They don't ssseem ssso bad... They ssseemed to regret what they did when I told them I wasss looking for my boyfriend."
>The man looked at you with a certain look in his eyes