Kingsman: The Golden Circle

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Eggy.

2
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You mind if I share your cab?

3
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Charlie?

4
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It's ironic, isn't it?

5
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You look like a gentleman,
I look like a pleb.

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If I was you, I'd unlock your cab.

7
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Pete, get us out of here!

8
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You think that shit's
gonna work this time?

9
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You're way out of your depth.

10
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Fuck!

11
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Take him out!

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Merlin! We've got a Code Purple.

13
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My driver's down.

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Permission to blow these fuckers away.

15
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Denied.

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Cannot be contained.

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Head south, I'm clearing the route.

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Shit!

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Merlin, I'm entering Hyde Park.

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Can I get on with it?

21
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Merlin!

22
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Dark zone confirmed.
Permission to fire.

23
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Oh, thank fuck for that!

24
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No time to relax.
Police are right behind you.

25
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You have 30 seconds before
they reach your position.

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Go directly to Rendezvous Swan.

27
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Merlin, you do realize I haven't
even got a windscreen right now?

28
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I seem to remember from your training

29
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you were rather good
at holding your breath.

30
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It wasn't a revenge mission.

31
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Charlie could've just
killed you immediately.

32
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Not boasting, but I trained him well
enough that even he wouldn't mess that up.

33
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Merlin, I'm sorry,

34
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we're gonna have to do
the debrief tomorrow.

35
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I've got to get to a dinner tonight...

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and if I miss it, let's just say
Charlie might as well have killed me.

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Well, if you can't wait

38
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for the police to clear the park,
there's another way out in the corner.

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Fuck!

40
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How important is that dinner?

41
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Let me show you.

42
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For fuck's sake!

43
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Babe.

44
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I'm home!

45
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I'm here.

46
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What the hell happened?

47
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It's a long story that deserves a kiss.

48
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Not even JB would kiss you right now.

49
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If you really love me,
just one little kiss.

50
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You were really gonna do it?

51
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Yeah.

52
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Now, that is true love right there.

53
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Amazing. I'm gonna go get changed.

54
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Happy birthday to you!

55
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And Tilde made that
for you herself, bruv.

56
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Mmm-hmm.

57
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The royal baker's not available.

58
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Oh, shut up, Brandon.

59
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Especially if you want some of this.

60
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Oh! Wait. Is that that
Swedish stuff right there?

61
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Yes.

62
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No, no. I ain't drinkin' none of that.

63
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Last time here, I was wrecked, man.

64
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Yeah, but that's 'cause you
were a lightweight, Jamal.

65
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No, no, babe, I'm good.
Not for me, thank you.

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- Oh, what?
- What's going on, man?

67
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I'm meeting her parents

68
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for the first time tomorrow night.

69
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I wanna make a good
impression, so what?

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Oh, yeah, Jamal, by the way
are you free to dog-sit JB

71
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tomorrow night while we're there?

72
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Ah, sorry, bruv, I've got
to look after my nan tomorrow.

73
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But Liam's free, though.

74
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Oh, yeah?

75
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I can't, mate. I'm allergic to dogs.

76
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Bullshit.

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Dogshit, actually.

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That leaves you, Brandon.
What you doing tomorrow night?

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Yeah, I'll look after your dog, mate,

80
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but I got one condition.

81
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What's that?

82
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- You have a drink with us.
- Yeah.

83
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Got to do it, babe.

84
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Got to do it.

85
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Brandon, happy birthday!

86
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Happy birthday.

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- Yeah.
- Cheers.

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Shit.

89
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My drugs are everywhere.

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They were never my thing,
but here I am,

91
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running the biggest
drug cartel in the world.

92
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The only downside is having to
live in the middle of nowhere.

93
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You know, these ruins
are technically undiscovered.

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I just added a few touches
to remind me of home.

95
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I grew up on all that
awesome 50s nostalgia.

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Grease. American Graffiti. Happy Days.

97
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But I digress.

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The thing you need to understand

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is the hard work and ingenuity...

100
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it took to achieve a global monopoly...

101
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on the drug trade.

102
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And that's all on me.
Not to toot my own horn...

103
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I just think it's really important
for new recruits to understand...

104
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the history of The Golden Circle.

105
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So. Lifelong friends, huh?

106
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Charles, do you think your buddy here

107
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is worthy of joining us?

108
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Ms. Poppy, I would not have brought him

109
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all the way to see you
if I didn't think so.

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Excellent. Well, you hungry?

111
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Starving.

112
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Wonderful! Right this way.

113
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Make yourselves at home.

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So, fellas...

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I have a couple of things
that I wanna clarify.

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You understand that
in the Golden Circle...

117
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my authority is never
to be questioned, right?

118
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And the importance of following orders?

119
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Do you understand that?

120
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And the value of loyalty?

121
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It's easy to nod, isn't it?

122
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I don't like easy. I like proof.

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- What's your name?
- Angel, ma'am.

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Angel, baby.

125
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Hey.

126
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Your old pal, Charles, has messed up.

127
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That's all I'm gonna tell you,

128
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'cause that's all you need to know.

129
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So put him in the mincer, okay?

130
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No, Miss Poppy!

131
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Good job!

132
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See my salon across the way?

133
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Head there for your makeover.

134
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Eggsy, I hope you're hungry.

135
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Oh, babe, I was gonna
grab breakfast at work.

136
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This looks lovely,
but I'm running late.

137
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I just thought maybe we could practice?

138
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For tonight.

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- Practice?
- Mm-hmm.

140
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Eating?

141
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You said you've never
eaten at a palace before.

142
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And Pappa is sort of picky
about table manners.

143
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Well, as it happens, babe,
I've got this shit on lock.

144
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I know what every single one

145
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of them knives and forks is for.

146
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This is a butter knife.

147
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It's the only one you need to remember,

148
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the rest of the cutlery is easy.

149
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You start from the outside,

150
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and you work your way in
with each course.

151
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And never let anyone
describe you as "H.K.L.P."...

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What's that?

153
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"Holds knife like pen."

154
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A habit erroneously believed

155
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to be upper class dining etiquette.

156
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It is quite the opposite.

157
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White wine, pudding wine,
red wine, water and pop.

158
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Or whatever tipple takes your fancy.

159
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Am I supposed to wait for everyone else

160
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to be served before I start eating?

161
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Only if the dish being served is cold.

162
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Or if the Queen is present.
Otherwise tuck in.

163
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Got to be honest...

164
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never really thought the
royalty bit would be relevant.

165
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Harry would've been chuffed.

166
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I wish I could've met him.

167
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You miss him too,
don't you, Mr. Pickle?

168
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Mmm?

169
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Mr. Pickle says, "Yeah."

170
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Hey, no, no, sit down, I'm fine.

171
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I'm fine. Have a good day.

172
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Okay.

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Ah, Galahad! You're late.

174
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We were wondering if you'd had
a second encounter with Charlie.

175
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I wish. I'm looking forward
to finishing him off.

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All right, gents.

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Merlin, come in.

178
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Galahad and Lancelot,

179
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please remain for Merlin's debrief.

180
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Everyone else, reconvene at 1900 hours.

181
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So...

182
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the man who attacked Galahad in
the taxi was Charlie Hesketh.

183
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Rejected Kingsman applicant turned bad.

184
00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:20,941
We last saw him back
at Richmond Valentine's HQ.

185
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I've caught a fucking spy!

186
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Like everyone else there...

187
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Charlie had a security
implant in his neck.

188
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A weakness we had no
choice but to exploit.

189
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Hey, Merlin. Still
fucking spectacular, eh?

190
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Come on, guys, loosen up.
We saved the world.

191
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Yeah.

192
00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:50,429
Unfortunately, Galahad,
you also saved Charlie.

193
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When you electrocuted him,
you damaged his implant.

194
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Instead of his head exploding...

195
00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:58,236
he only lost an arm
and his vocal chords.

196
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Fucker should be thanking me.

197
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And now he's back for revenge?

198
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:03,984
We don't think so, sir.

199
00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:06,481
We believe he's being recruited
by an unknown organization.

200
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:07,738
Lancelot?

201
00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:09,326
Got the police autopsy reports

202
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:12,121
from Charlie's colleagues in the SUVs.

203
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:13,626
They're not just goons for hire.

204
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Fingerprints removed.

205
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Teeth filed smooth.

206
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:19,420
I did a face recognition. Nothing.

207
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:20,674
And that thing?

208
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A cosmetic tattoo
made of 24-carat gold.

209
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They all had them.

210
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:30,010
Seems like we're looking at some
kind of underworld organization.

211
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Señora Poppy has sent me
for my makeover.

212
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Follow me.

213
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:43,565
Please take your shirt off.

214
00:21:25,576 --> 00:21:26,612
It's beautiful, isn't it?

215
00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:29,319
Not that.

216
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This.

217
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,454
♪ The sun is out
The sky is blue ♪

218
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Bon appétit.

219
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♪ There's not a cloud
To spoil the view ♪

220
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♪ But it's raining ♪

221
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♪ Raining in my heart ♪

222
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:56,272
♪ Oh, misery, misery ♪

223
00:21:58,944 --> 00:22:05,239
♪ What's gonna become of me? ♪

224
00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:17,913
How is it?

225
00:22:18,087 --> 00:22:20,079
It's delicious.

226
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:24,299
Welcome to Golden Circle.

227
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♪ Raining in my heart ♪

228
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Mmm.

229
00:22:38,983 --> 00:22:40,599
This is delicious.

230
00:22:42,987 --> 00:22:44,979
I think we should do you the favour

231
00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:47,155
of conversing in English, yes.

232
00:22:49,994 --> 00:22:51,155
So, tell me...

233
00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:52,318
what do you do?

234
00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:55,204
I work for Kingsman,
the tailors, Your Highness.

235
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:58,458
You may address my daughter
as "Your Highness".

236
00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:01,916
Please address the Queen and
myself with "Your Majesty".

237
00:23:02,089 --> 00:23:04,172
Pappa, this is a family dinner...

238
00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:06,333
not some state function.

239
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:09,629
Well then, Eggsy.

240
00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:12,055
What do you make
of the current situation

241
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in the Indian financial markets?

242
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:15,550
Pappa!

243
00:23:16,270 --> 00:23:17,477
Uh...

244
00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:21,397
Well...

245
00:23:24,278 --> 00:23:26,110
I don't think we can
underestimate the impact

246
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of ECB's quantitative easing measures.

247
00:23:28,201 --> 00:23:29,989
And of course, the liquidity wave

248
00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:31,635
from the US Federal
Reserve rate hike...

249
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getting pushed back.

250
00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:43,836
Frida Kahlo.

251
00:23:44,381 --> 00:23:47,954
Well, other than the 1939
acquisition by the Louvre...

252
00:23:47,987 --> 00:23:49,588
she wasn't really acknowledged

253
00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:51,318
until the new Mexicanisimo
art movement...

254
00:23:51,347 --> 00:23:52,963
of the late 1970s.

255
00:23:57,853 --> 00:23:59,416
Moorish revival.

256
00:23:59,430 --> 00:24:01,437
Ah. The Palazzo Sammezzano.

257
00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:02,723
In Tuscany.

258
00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:05,149
Beautiful.

259
00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:07,735
Bluetooth technology.

260
00:24:07,905 --> 00:24:09,396
Which, of course, got its name

261
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from the legendary Danish king...

262
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:12,987
Harald Blåtand, whose name

263
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translates to "Bluetooth" in English.

264
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:19,163
And the Bluetooth logo is his initials
in Norse runic symbols.

265
00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:21,290
And, as I'm sure you know...

266
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,793
the Bluetooth logo is his initials...

267
00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:25,374
in Norse runic symbols.

268
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:27,288
Oh, my God, Eggsy.

269
00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:29,170
Why isn't he eating
his fucking pudding?

270
00:24:29,343 --> 00:24:31,005
I need to research this gold tattoo.

271
00:24:31,178 --> 00:24:32,259
I found records of other people

272
00:24:32,346 --> 00:24:33,678
with the same body modifications.

273
00:24:35,557 --> 00:24:36,968
All of them have
high level involvement...

274
00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:39,134
with crime and international
drug trafficking.

275
00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:42,099
And there's rumours of something
called the Golden Circle.

276
00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:43,225
Hmm.

277
00:24:49,863 --> 00:24:51,149
Best agent or best friend?

278
00:25:00,374 --> 00:25:02,081
Come on, JB. Give it a rest, mate.

279
00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:06,036
Stop scratching the door.
I'm gonna get the blame now.

280
00:25:06,213 --> 00:25:07,203
There you are. Happy?

281
00:25:22,312 --> 00:25:23,928
With the decks and all that.

282
00:25:26,442 --> 00:25:27,683
Shit, boy!

283
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:29,067
What the...

284
00:25:36,577 --> 00:25:37,658
Do you reckon, JB...

285
00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:40,032
model material?

286
00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:45,959
I must say, you're really
not as I expected.

287
00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:48,953
Well, thank you very much...

288
00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:50,672
Your Majesty.

289
00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:52,962
Eggsy? Is that you, mate?

290
00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:54,793
What the fuck is going on here?

291
00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:56,302
You a gangster now or something?

292
00:25:56,472 --> 00:25:58,839
Fuckin' hell. Is that Tilde's
mom and dad's house?

293
00:25:59,016 --> 00:26:00,896
Tell you what. Whatever
you're doing, I want in.

294
00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:03,843
Put it down!

295
00:26:04,521 --> 00:26:05,762
Why?

296
00:26:06,523 --> 00:26:08,435
I said, put it down now!

297
00:26:08,609 --> 00:26:09,599
What's wrong with it?

298
00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:11,776
Shut it! Fucking shut it!

299
00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:13,941
- Eggsy.
- I beg your pardon?

300
00:26:14,114 --> 00:26:15,696
Shut it! Shut it now!

301
00:26:15,866 --> 00:26:18,108
All right, mate. Chill your boots.

302
00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:20,948
Eggsy, what...

303
00:26:21,955 --> 00:26:23,742
Oh, no. Oh, my God, no. I'm so sorry.

304
00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:26,877
You shut up and all.
You got me in enough trouble.

305
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:56,316
The next order of business...

306
00:26:56,490 --> 00:26:58,322
Agent Percival.

307
00:27:04,998 --> 00:27:06,079
Arthur.

308
00:27:09,837 --> 00:27:10,827
Oh, fuck.

309
00:27:16,844 --> 00:27:17,880
Yep.

310
00:27:18,428 --> 00:27:21,671
Kingsman is crumpets.

311
00:27:23,517 --> 00:27:27,227
Like toast, but British.

312
00:27:27,396 --> 00:27:29,137
And to say thank you...

313
00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:31,180
I got you a present, Charlie.

314
00:27:31,817 --> 00:27:36,562
My guys made you this.

315
00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:43,361
Bigger, badder, better. I call it...

316
00:27:43,537 --> 00:27:45,950
ARMageddon.

317
00:28:05,475 --> 00:28:07,091
Let's see if your game improves.

318
00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:21,273
Ouch.

319
00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:01,153
Someone decides to wipe out

320
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:02,321
every Kingsman property...

321
00:29:03,033 --> 00:29:05,366
every agent, and somehow...

322
00:29:05,535 --> 00:29:07,447
conveniently, you weren't at home.

323
00:29:08,288 --> 00:29:09,824
I could say the same thing about you.

324
00:29:09,998 --> 00:29:11,705
What, you think I'd kill Roxy?

325
00:29:12,542 --> 00:29:15,034
And my mate, Brandon,
and my fucking dog?

326
00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:16,118
No.

327
00:29:18,507 --> 00:29:19,668
You think I would?

328
00:29:24,346 --> 00:29:26,679
This thing...

329
00:29:27,891 --> 00:29:29,177
hacked us.

330
00:29:30,352 --> 00:29:32,594
Clearly, this arm can be
remotely controlled.

331
00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:35,305
I'm only alive because my address

332
00:29:35,399 --> 00:29:37,356
wasn't on the database with the agents.

333
00:29:38,485 --> 00:29:39,817
Whoever Charlie's working with

334
00:29:39,903 --> 00:29:44,318
doesn't think that mere
staff are missile-worthy.

335
00:29:45,325 --> 00:29:46,691
This ain't funny.

336
00:29:46,868 --> 00:29:48,905
Roxy is dead!

337
00:29:49,079 --> 00:29:51,116
Everyone's dead! Gone!
Do you even care?

338
00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:52,576
Pull yourself together.

339
00:29:52,749 --> 00:29:54,240
Remember your training.

340
00:29:55,335 --> 00:29:57,095
There's no time for emotion
in this scenario.

341
00:30:00,507 --> 00:30:01,497
Now...

342
00:30:01,675 --> 00:30:03,837
as all surviving agents are present,

343
00:30:03,927 --> 00:30:05,839
we follow the doomsday protocol.

344
00:30:06,388 --> 00:30:09,426
When that's done, and only then...

345
00:30:11,727 --> 00:30:13,389
you may shed a tear in private.

346
00:30:16,690 --> 00:30:17,806
Okay.

347
00:30:18,692 --> 00:30:20,103
What's the doomsday protocol?

348
00:30:21,695 --> 00:30:23,186
We go shopping.

349
00:30:37,711 --> 00:30:40,954
We're from Kingsman.
We'd like to buy some wine.

350
00:30:41,131 --> 00:30:43,874
And use tasting room
number three, please.

351
00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:49,215
Not one of my predecessors

352
00:30:49,306 --> 00:30:51,298
has ever been in this situation before.

353
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:54,767
Thank God.

354
00:30:58,065 --> 00:30:59,055
A-ha.

355
00:31:02,736 --> 00:31:03,943
Remember this?

356
00:31:04,071 --> 00:31:05,351
Yeah, how could I forget?

357
00:31:14,748 --> 00:31:17,582
Whatever's in that safe is the
answer to all our problems.

358
00:31:25,217 --> 00:31:26,333
Huh.

359
00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:34,973
Is that it?

360
00:31:35,143 --> 00:31:37,135
I suppose that must be
upper-class humour.

361
00:31:39,064 --> 00:31:40,054
I don't get it.

362
00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:42,272
Me neither. What the fuck
are we supposed to do now?

363
00:31:44,069 --> 00:31:45,309
I think we should drink a toast

364
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:46,902
to our fallen comrades.

365
00:31:51,660 --> 00:31:52,650
To Roxy.

366
00:31:52,828 --> 00:31:53,909
Roxy.

367
00:31:57,999 --> 00:31:59,080
Ooh.

368
00:32:02,337 --> 00:32:04,169
- To Arthur.
- Arthur.

369
00:32:07,884 --> 00:32:08,965
Mmm.

370
00:32:09,386 --> 00:32:10,422
Should we do one for JB?

371
00:32:10,595 --> 00:32:11,802
I think we should.

372
00:32:25,527 --> 00:32:27,359
I should have seen it coming.

373
00:32:28,238 --> 00:32:29,774
Charlie, the taxi.

374
00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:31,234
It's all my fault.

375
00:32:31,408 --> 00:32:34,901
No, that's bullshit. Bullshit, Merlin.
It ain't all your fault.

376
00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:37,411
You're the best, bruv.

377
00:32:37,581 --> 00:32:38,742
Honestly, without you...

378
00:32:39,708 --> 00:32:41,700
I'd have lost it a long time ago.

379
00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:46,162
I think we should drink to Scotland.

380
00:32:46,339 --> 00:32:48,956
I think we've probably
had enough, to be honest.

381
00:32:50,135 --> 00:32:51,342
You're probably right.

382
00:32:59,019 --> 00:33:00,681
- Merlin.
- Aye?

383
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,437
I think we're going to Kentucky.

384
00:33:03,607 --> 00:33:05,394
Fried Chicken?

385
00:33:05,567 --> 00:33:06,683
I love fried chicken.

386
00:33:06,860 --> 00:33:09,273
No, proper Kentucky. Look.

387
00:33:10,363 --> 00:33:12,195
You know what else I love?

388
00:33:12,365 --> 00:33:13,822
Country and western music.

389
00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:17,034
♪ Country roads ♪

390
00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:19,821
♪ Take me home ♪

391
00:33:20,749 --> 00:33:24,584
♪ To the place I belong ♪

392
00:33:43,230 --> 00:33:46,098
Oh! Here's where we leave
the casks to age.

393
00:33:46,274 --> 00:33:47,481
Unfortunately, we can't go in,

394
00:33:47,567 --> 00:33:49,354
as it's a temperature-controlled
environment.

395
00:33:50,195 --> 00:33:52,858
So let's move on to
our world class stud farm...

396
00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:55,239
and meet three of
our Kentucky Derby winners.

397
00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:00,782
Biometric security scanner
just to protect

398
00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:02,488
a few old barrels of whiskey?

399
00:34:03,208 --> 00:34:04,699
Pull the other one, love.

400
00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:06,705
Got it.

401
00:34:14,219 --> 00:34:15,460
Are you getting anything?

402
00:34:16,304 --> 00:34:17,511
Not yet.

403
00:34:19,432 --> 00:34:20,468
Fucking hell.

404
00:34:20,642 --> 00:34:22,133
It's a shame it's not scotch.

405
00:34:24,396 --> 00:34:25,386
Hang on.

406
00:34:26,273 --> 00:34:27,684
According to this, there's a huge

407
00:34:27,774 --> 00:34:29,686
underground structure right beneath us.

408
00:34:29,859 --> 00:34:31,521
And if my calculations are correct...

409
00:34:35,365 --> 00:34:36,355
This...

410
00:34:37,158 --> 00:34:38,569
is the way in.

411
00:34:41,246 --> 00:34:42,862
Fucking hell, Merlin. Shit.

412
00:34:43,039 --> 00:34:44,450
You know, my mama...

413
00:34:45,417 --> 00:34:46,908
she always told me...

414
00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:50,586
us southerners get our good
manners from the British.

415
00:34:51,172 --> 00:34:54,210
I was thinkin', ain't that a pity.

416
00:34:54,384 --> 00:34:56,216
Y'all didn't keep nothing
for yourselves.

417
00:35:03,476 --> 00:35:05,889
Y'all ain't never heard of
knocking before you enter?

418
00:35:07,147 --> 00:35:09,013
Well, actually we had
an invitation. Didn't we?

419
00:35:09,190 --> 00:35:10,271
- Yeah.
- Oh, did you now?

420
00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:12,479
Yeah. It came in the shape of a bottle.

421
00:35:13,403 --> 00:35:15,203
We're from the Kingsman
tailor shop in London.

422
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:16,280
Maybe you've heard of us?

423
00:35:16,698 --> 00:35:17,734
Oh, the Kingsman.

424
00:35:17,907 --> 00:35:19,273
- Yeah.
- Huh.

425
00:35:20,285 --> 00:35:21,765
That's where y'all got them fine suits

426
00:35:21,786 --> 00:35:23,306
and them fancy spectacles y'all got on?

427
00:35:23,330 --> 00:35:24,616
- Exactly.
- That's right.

428
00:35:24,789 --> 00:35:26,371
Y'all look damn sharp.

429
00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:28,608
Let me see if I got it right, here.

430
00:35:28,668 --> 00:35:31,206
You want me to believe that
it's normal for a tailor...

431
00:35:32,088 --> 00:35:35,081
to hack through an advanced
biometric security system...

432
00:35:35,258 --> 00:35:37,671
with nothing but a little
bitty old watch on?

433
00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:44,723
I can promise you...

434
00:35:44,893 --> 00:35:45,974
that dog don't hunt.

435
00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:47,726
So why don't you go on and
get down on your knees...

436
00:35:47,896 --> 00:35:49,728
and tell me who you really work for.

437
00:36:00,575 --> 00:36:03,067
That's 1963 Statesman Reserve.

438
00:36:03,244 --> 00:36:04,485
You just made it personal.

439
00:36:25,392 --> 00:36:27,429
Who the fuck are you?

440
00:36:38,113 --> 00:36:40,105
A bottle in a secret wall.

441
00:36:42,075 --> 00:36:44,067
You really expect me
to take that seriously?

442
00:36:45,662 --> 00:36:47,403
See, I think your story's horse shit.

443
00:36:47,580 --> 00:36:50,243
Y'all just trying to cover
for a failed rescue mission.

444
00:36:51,167 --> 00:36:53,329
You here for the
lepidopterist, ain't you?

445
00:36:57,716 --> 00:37:00,003
Okay, so your mystery bottle, huh?

446
00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:04,003
Look anything like that, right there?

447
00:37:04,180 --> 00:37:06,263
Yes. Same brand, much older.

448
00:37:06,933 --> 00:37:07,923
All right.

449
00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:10,642
Let's see here.

450
00:37:12,105 --> 00:37:13,346
You know why the measurement

451
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:16,103
of alcohol content's called "proof"?

452
00:37:16,526 --> 00:37:17,607
Oh, fuck off!

453
00:37:17,777 --> 00:37:19,860
Oh, for Pete's sake.

454
00:37:20,864 --> 00:37:22,526
See, comes from back in the old days...

455
00:37:22,699 --> 00:37:25,237
when pirates wanted to test
the strength of their rum.

456
00:37:25,410 --> 00:37:27,402
They used to pour a little
bit out on gunpowder.

457
00:37:31,416 --> 00:37:33,576
That'll make you wanna slap
your mama right there, boy.

458
00:37:34,878 --> 00:37:35,959
And if the gunpowder,

459
00:37:36,045 --> 00:37:37,565
if it burnt when they set it alight...

460
00:37:37,630 --> 00:37:38,711
they considered it proof...

461
00:37:39,299 --> 00:37:41,291
that their rum was good and strong.

462
00:37:43,470 --> 00:37:45,883
But see, I ain't got
no gunpowder on me, do I?

463
00:37:48,057 --> 00:37:50,846
But I'm pretty sure you boys'll make
just as impressive of a sound...

464
00:37:51,019 --> 00:37:52,430
when I set your balls on fire.

465
00:37:56,775 --> 00:37:59,108
Or you could just tell me who
the fuck y'all really are...

466
00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:00,313
and how the hell y'all found us.

467
00:38:00,487 --> 00:38:01,978
Look, for the last time,

468
00:38:02,071 --> 00:38:04,279
we have nothing to protect
but our honour.

469
00:38:04,449 --> 00:38:06,190
So you can take your cheap horse piss

470
00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:07,274
that you call whiskey...

471
00:38:07,368 --> 00:38:09,208
which, by the way,
is spelled without an "e"...

472
00:38:09,245 --> 00:38:11,362
and is nothing compared
to a single malt scotch...

473
00:38:11,539 --> 00:38:13,656
and you can go fuck yourself.

474
00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:17,789
What about you?

475
00:38:17,921 --> 00:38:18,957
- Me?
- Yeah.

476
00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:20,962
No, I love a Jack and Coke, bruv.

477
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,634
But I do agree with the part
where you go fuck yourself.

478
00:38:28,556 --> 00:38:29,592
All right.

479
00:38:29,682 --> 00:38:31,963
Y'all ain't got nothing to protect
other than your honour.

480
00:38:33,228 --> 00:38:35,140
Let's see what happens
when we change things up.

481
00:38:43,279 --> 00:38:44,895
- Fuck me.
- Harry?

482
00:38:45,073 --> 00:38:46,833
Y'all got three seconds
to tell me the truth.

483
00:38:46,908 --> 00:38:47,898
Wait. No.

484
00:38:48,076 --> 00:38:49,192
- No!
- Harry!

485
00:38:49,369 --> 00:38:51,110
He can't hear you. But I can, so talk.

486
00:38:51,287 --> 00:38:53,244
- No!
- Get down, Harry!

487
00:38:53,414 --> 00:38:55,121
- Harry! Harry!
- That's two.

488
00:38:55,291 --> 00:38:56,498
- Harry!
- Harry!

489
00:38:56,668 --> 00:38:58,000
- Harry!
- Three.

490
00:38:58,169 --> 00:38:59,751
Stop!

491
00:39:00,588 --> 00:39:02,375
Their story checked out.

492
00:39:02,549 --> 00:39:04,541
I opened our doomsday scenario locker

493
00:39:04,634 --> 00:39:05,795
and that umbrella was in it.

494
00:39:06,553 --> 00:39:09,546
Kingsman. It's got our logo on it.

495
00:39:11,099 --> 00:39:12,135
I'm really sorry.

496
00:39:12,225 --> 00:39:14,968
My apologies, boys.

497
00:39:15,061 --> 00:39:16,848
I hope there ain't no hard feelings.

498
00:39:16,938 --> 00:39:18,019
I was just doin' my job.

499
00:39:19,148 --> 00:39:20,355
Welcome to the Statesman,

500
00:39:20,441 --> 00:39:22,558
independent intelligence agency.

501
00:39:22,735 --> 00:39:23,942
Just like y'all, I reckon.

502
00:39:24,112 --> 00:39:25,978
But our founders went
into the booze business.

503
00:39:26,155 --> 00:39:27,235
Thank the sweet Lord above.

504
00:39:27,949 --> 00:39:28,939
This is Ginger Ale.

505
00:39:29,117 --> 00:39:30,779
She's our strategy executive.

506
00:39:30,869 --> 00:39:31,859
Hello.

507
00:39:32,745 --> 00:39:34,281
I'm Agent Tequila.

508
00:39:34,998 --> 00:39:36,660
This is the part where you untie us.

509
00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:41,459
Thank you.

510
00:39:47,844 --> 00:39:48,834
Harry.

511
00:39:49,012 --> 00:39:50,298
- Hello.
- Hello, mate.

512
00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:56,804
Harry.

513
00:39:56,936 --> 00:39:57,972
How do you do?

514
00:39:59,188 --> 00:40:00,224
Have we met before?

515
00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:04,475
Harry, it's okay. It's fine.
They know that we know you.

516
00:40:05,528 --> 00:40:07,360
I think there must be some mistake.

517
00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:09,813
It's been such a long time, Harry.

518
00:40:10,742 --> 00:40:12,825
I need to get my brogues resoled.

519
00:40:13,953 --> 00:40:16,366
Yeah, and my Oxfords
are done in as well.

520
00:40:16,789 --> 00:40:18,906
Why are you telling me
about your shoes?

521
00:40:24,088 --> 00:40:25,204
I'm a lepidopterist.

522
00:40:26,132 --> 00:40:27,373
You're a what?

523
00:40:27,550 --> 00:40:28,961
I study butterflies.

524
00:40:33,222 --> 00:40:36,386
Well, you wanted to be
before you joined the army, but...

525
00:40:38,561 --> 00:40:39,893
Harry, look at me.

526
00:40:46,611 --> 00:40:47,818
It's good to see you.

527
00:40:48,988 --> 00:40:50,024
We'll be back soon.

528
00:40:50,198 --> 00:40:53,282
So these fellas right here
are our doomsday protocol?

529
00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:56,364
Turns out, our founder's
tailor was Kingsman.

530
00:40:59,248 --> 00:41:00,284
What the fuck have you done to him?

531
00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:02,666
Nothing. Only tried to help him.

532
00:41:02,835 --> 00:41:04,121
He's got retrograde amnesia.

533
00:41:04,212 --> 00:41:05,248
Now, we knew from his eyeglasses

534
00:41:05,338 --> 00:41:06,338
that he was intelligence.

535
00:41:06,422 --> 00:41:07,462
We just didn't know whose.

536
00:41:08,841 --> 00:41:10,207
How did he get here?

537
00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:14,211
What the hell?

538
00:41:14,889 --> 00:41:17,131
Tequila, I'm getting a crazy spike...

539
00:41:17,308 --> 00:41:19,721
of extreme low frequency waves
11 miles from here.

540
00:41:19,894 --> 00:41:21,854
I'm gonna need you to
escort me there immediately.

541
00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:51,207
I need your alpha gel.

542
00:41:53,094 --> 00:41:54,630
I'll go check the church.

543
00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:11,439
We developed our alpha gel technology

544
00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:12,645
for our own agents...

545
00:42:12,822 --> 00:42:14,404
in the event of a head shot.

546
00:42:14,574 --> 00:42:15,985
The gel protects the brain.

547
00:42:16,159 --> 00:42:18,526
Then, in the lab, we use nanites...

548
00:42:18,703 --> 00:42:21,320
micro-bots, to repair tissue damage.

549
00:42:28,004 --> 00:42:29,370
There are side effects.

550
00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:30,663
Partial amnesia...

551
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:32,706
regression to the younger self.

552
00:42:32,884 --> 00:42:36,594
With no idea who he was,
there was nothing we could do.

553
00:42:37,764 --> 00:42:40,024
But now you guys are here...

554
00:42:40,071 --> 00:42:42,132
there's a good chance
we can bring him back.

555
00:43:10,463 --> 00:43:11,499
You're late.

556
00:43:11,672 --> 00:43:13,334
Why are you still wearing that?

557
00:43:13,508 --> 00:43:16,501
Until you get rid of
the perimeter landmines...

558
00:43:17,053 --> 00:43:18,933
I'll keep wearing the suit,
thank you very much.

559
00:43:19,347 --> 00:43:20,337
Scaredy-cat.

560
00:43:20,515 --> 00:43:21,631
Shut up and sit down.

561
00:43:21,974 --> 00:43:23,090
Let's go!

562
00:43:26,187 --> 00:43:28,395
Crocodile Rock, please.

563
00:43:30,233 --> 00:43:31,599
Fuck you!

564
00:43:34,237 --> 00:43:37,401
Hey, hey, Elton, language.

565
00:43:37,907 --> 00:43:40,775
Okay, as fabulous
as your catalogue is...

566
00:43:41,244 --> 00:43:43,611
I think I want to hear some Gershwin.

567
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:47,076
I still can't believe...

568
00:43:47,250 --> 00:43:49,742
you got away with
kidnapping Elton John.

569
00:43:49,919 --> 00:43:52,582
I know! But with Valentine
abducting those celebrities...

570
00:43:52,755 --> 00:43:55,372
it seemed silly not to take
advantage of the confusion.

571
00:43:57,135 --> 00:43:59,377
Shit. Has Elton got the blue rash?

572
00:44:02,682 --> 00:44:03,672
Lights.

573
00:44:05,685 --> 00:44:07,472
Hey, Elton.

574
00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:09,602
Have you been a bad boy again?

575
00:44:09,689 --> 00:44:10,679
Mmm-mmm.

576
00:44:10,773 --> 00:44:13,966
You're lying. Look at your hands.

577
00:44:16,863 --> 00:44:18,070
What is it?

578
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:20,481
It's proof that my plan is gonna work.

579
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:25,035
It's also the first sign
of a slow and horrible death.

580
00:44:27,081 --> 00:44:29,289
Don't worry, I can fix it.

581
00:44:29,458 --> 00:44:30,744
Tell me who you partied with.

582
00:44:34,453 --> 00:44:36,171
It was Angel.

583
00:44:36,966 --> 00:44:40,255
Huh, not very angelic.

584
00:44:40,970 --> 00:44:42,506
Gonna have to clip his wings.

585
00:45:19,258 --> 00:45:20,920
Close the door behind you.

586
00:45:29,644 --> 00:45:33,770
At what point are you going to start
behavin' like a Statesman, Tequila?

587
00:45:33,940 --> 00:45:36,227
You wanna go back
to being a rodeo clown?

588
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:38,312
No, sir. I apologize, sir.

589
00:45:40,613 --> 00:45:41,945
I'm Champagne.

590
00:45:42,698 --> 00:45:44,781
But anyone who knows
what's good for him...

591
00:45:46,410 --> 00:45:47,821
calls me Champ.

592
00:45:48,829 --> 00:45:50,320
Sorry for your troubles.

593
00:45:51,290 --> 00:45:53,202
As your American cousins...

594
00:45:53,376 --> 00:45:58,121
I'm placing all of Statesman's considerably
larger resources at your disposal.

595
00:46:00,883 --> 00:46:03,421
Can you imagine us
in the clothing business?

596
00:46:07,056 --> 00:46:09,173
Now, how can I help you?

597
00:46:09,350 --> 00:46:11,182
First of all, I've got to thank you

598
00:46:11,269 --> 00:46:12,601
for saving Agent Galahad.

599
00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:13,851
Wait.

600
00:46:14,021 --> 00:46:15,728
You said that you were Galahad.

601
00:46:15,898 --> 00:46:18,140
Oh, no, he's talking
about the butterfly guy.

602
00:46:18,317 --> 00:46:19,853
- That used to be his handle.
- Oh.

603
00:46:19,944 --> 00:46:21,024
Galahad always said,

604
00:46:21,028 --> 00:46:22,269
"You've got to look at
the bigger picture...

605
00:46:22,446 --> 00:46:23,937
"ask 'why' as well as 'who'."

606
00:46:24,532 --> 00:46:26,398
So if someone wanted
to take out Kingsman...

607
00:46:26,575 --> 00:46:28,455
then they've got to be
planning something major.

608
00:46:28,577 --> 00:46:29,784
So what do you know?

609
00:46:29,954 --> 00:46:31,286
They're a drug cartel, we think.

610
00:46:31,455 --> 00:46:33,617
The name Golden Circle keeps coming up.

611
00:46:33,708 --> 00:46:36,121
Mmm. We'll look into them. What else?

612
00:46:36,294 --> 00:46:38,627
One of our former trainees
is working with them.

613
00:46:38,796 --> 00:46:40,958
Charlie Hesketh. Total prick.

614
00:46:41,590 --> 00:46:43,547
You got any promising leads on him?

615
00:46:43,718 --> 00:46:44,754
His ex-girlfriend.

616
00:46:44,927 --> 00:46:47,214
I've been tracking her
through social media.

617
00:46:47,930 --> 00:46:50,343
We believe she's still
in contact with him.

618
00:46:51,434 --> 00:46:54,848
And she's going to
Glastonbury Music Festival.

619
00:46:56,147 --> 00:46:57,558
Oh, good.

620
00:46:58,274 --> 00:47:00,391
Agent Tequila,
break out your dancin' shoes.

621
00:47:00,484 --> 00:47:01,645
You have a new mission.

622
00:47:01,819 --> 00:47:02,935
Yes, sir.

623
00:47:03,904 --> 00:47:04,894
Hold up.

624
00:47:07,408 --> 00:47:08,489
You feeling okay?

625
00:47:08,659 --> 00:47:11,026
I'm a little tired, but fine, thanks.

626
00:47:11,454 --> 00:47:12,490
Galahad, you ready?

627
00:47:12,663 --> 00:47:13,653
Your face...

628
00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:15,038
You got...

629
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:19,872
What the fuck?

630
00:47:20,046 --> 00:47:21,582
Oh, shit.

631
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:23,956
Head to the sick bay.

632
00:47:24,133 --> 00:47:26,170
Have Ginger check you out.

633
00:47:27,475 --> 00:47:30,092
Hey, give him your glasses.

634
00:47:33,768 --> 00:47:35,976
You're in luck, kid. Put 'em on.

635
00:47:37,313 --> 00:47:39,054
You get our finest senior agent

636
00:47:39,148 --> 00:47:41,048
to join you instead.

637
00:47:41,108 --> 00:47:43,441
Right now, he's in our New York office.

638
00:47:43,611 --> 00:47:46,103
Galahad, meet Agent Whiskey.

639
00:47:49,081 --> 00:47:50,071
Kid...

640
00:47:50,355 --> 00:47:53,314
looks like we're hookin' up
with a chick at a rock concert.

641
00:47:53,829 --> 00:47:55,786
My favourite kind of mission.

642
00:47:55,956 --> 00:47:58,243
I'm sending my jet to pick you up.

643
00:48:09,512 --> 00:48:11,879
We've dealt with
this kind of amnesia before.

644
00:48:12,556 --> 00:48:15,845
Harry's like a computer
that needs to be rebooted.

645
00:48:17,478 --> 00:48:21,097
We need to recreate a shock
or trauma from his past...

646
00:48:21,273 --> 00:48:22,480
to trigger his memory.

647
00:48:24,151 --> 00:48:25,312
I hope you're right.

648
00:48:35,079 --> 00:48:36,490
Uh, excuse me.

649
00:48:36,580 --> 00:48:39,072
There seems to be
some sort of a problem here.

650
00:48:39,250 --> 00:48:41,663
Help! Somebody!

651
00:48:41,836 --> 00:48:44,954
What the hell is going on? Help me!

652
00:48:48,008 --> 00:48:49,044
Help!

653
00:48:50,928 --> 00:48:51,964
Oh, God!

654
00:48:52,138 --> 00:48:54,221
Stop! Fuck!

655
00:49:15,494 --> 00:49:16,735
Get him out now.

656
00:49:16,912 --> 00:49:18,712
No, no, wait. His instincts
are gonna kick in.

657
00:49:30,843 --> 00:49:32,334
No. I'm sorry to do this.

658
00:49:53,718 --> 00:49:55,675
- Are you okay?
- What happened?

659
00:49:55,868 --> 00:49:58,155
Harry, you've forgotten who you are.

660
00:49:58,370 --> 00:50:00,657
We thought this might jog your memory.

661
00:50:01,916 --> 00:50:04,750
Look, when you were young,
you had a choice.

662
00:50:05,044 --> 00:50:07,582
To either be a lepidopterist
or to join the army.

663
00:50:07,755 --> 00:50:10,372
You chose the army.
That led to Kingsman.

664
00:50:10,549 --> 00:50:13,462
You became a Kingsman agent.

665
00:50:13,552 --> 00:50:14,793
I doubt whether I'd work for anyone

666
00:50:14,887 --> 00:50:15,967
who drowns their employees.

667
00:50:16,972 --> 00:50:18,213
I want to go home.

668
00:50:18,390 --> 00:50:19,881
I want my butterfly collection.

669
00:50:21,268 --> 00:50:22,679
I want to see Mother.

670
00:50:24,355 --> 00:50:26,267
There's nothing more we can do.

671
00:50:27,775 --> 00:50:29,232
It's time to let him go.

672
00:50:39,119 --> 00:50:40,679
Babe, I wish I could stay longer,

673
00:50:40,746 --> 00:50:42,306
but I've got to go on
with this mission.

674
00:50:42,331 --> 00:50:44,448
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

675
00:50:45,501 --> 00:50:47,868
Before you go,
I wanna show you something.

676
00:50:50,214 --> 00:50:51,250
Aw!

677
00:50:51,340 --> 00:50:53,627
I know he could never replace JB...

678
00:50:53,801 --> 00:50:55,042
but...

679
00:50:57,043 --> 00:50:59,346
Oh, my days.

680
00:50:59,515 --> 00:51:01,552
I hoped he might make you happy.

681
00:51:04,562 --> 00:51:07,054
And give you another reason
to come back home soon.

682
00:51:07,982 --> 00:51:09,098
I love him.

683
00:51:09,441 --> 00:51:11,307
But I don't need another
reason to come home.

684
00:51:18,492 --> 00:51:21,610
I apologize.
Just waiting for my friend.

685
00:51:22,371 --> 00:51:23,987
I'll be back as soon
as I can, I promise.

686
00:51:25,916 --> 00:51:27,908
- Got to go save the world?
- Yep.

687
00:51:28,085 --> 00:51:29,826
Well, if you save the world...

688
00:51:31,088 --> 00:51:32,670
you know what that means.

689
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:34,376
Yeah, all right.

690
00:51:37,720 --> 00:51:38,710
Bye, buddy.

691
00:51:45,227 --> 00:51:46,638
Got the passes from my contact.

692
00:51:47,730 --> 00:51:49,437
You're gonna love Glastonbury.

693
00:51:50,608 --> 00:51:52,474
Well, that's the easy part, kid.

694
00:51:52,651 --> 00:51:54,517
Take a look in the glove box.

695
00:51:58,991 --> 00:52:00,277
Fucking hell, bruv.

696
00:52:00,451 --> 00:52:02,864
Thought everything was supposed
to be bigger in America.

697
00:52:03,078 --> 00:52:05,238
Is this why you overcompensate
with these massive cars?

698
00:52:05,372 --> 00:52:06,362
Goes on your finger.

699
00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:08,456
The surveillance tracker is in the tip.

700
00:52:08,626 --> 00:52:11,744
Apply light pressure for three
seconds to release it.

701
00:52:17,926 --> 00:52:20,259
Okay, so according
to her Instagram feed...

702
00:52:20,429 --> 00:52:23,263
Charlie's ex-girlfriend
is up ahead at the VIP bar.

703
00:52:23,432 --> 00:52:25,112
Which one of us is gonna
plant the tracker?

704
00:52:25,267 --> 00:52:26,428
Bands, boys.

705
00:52:27,353 --> 00:52:28,389
Yeah, that's fine.

706
00:52:29,438 --> 00:52:31,930
I say we both make an approach...

707
00:52:32,107 --> 00:52:34,099
whoever gets on best, goes for it.

708
00:52:34,276 --> 00:52:35,642
Well, it doesn't have
to be a competition, bruv.

709
00:52:35,819 --> 00:52:36,900
Why don't we just go up to her...

710
00:52:37,071 --> 00:52:38,357
shake her hand, pat her on the back,

711
00:52:38,447 --> 00:52:40,109
whatever, you know. Job done.

712
00:52:40,658 --> 00:52:43,492
The hand is not
a mucous membrane, Eggsy.

713
00:52:43,661 --> 00:52:45,027
Neither is the back.

714
00:52:45,871 --> 00:52:47,487
They teach you anything at Kingsman?

715
00:52:47,665 --> 00:52:49,076
What are you talking about?

716
00:52:49,249 --> 00:52:51,741
Our trackers are designed
to enter the bloodstream.

717
00:52:51,919 --> 00:52:54,957
They circulate harmlessly,
providing full audio and GPS.

718
00:52:55,130 --> 00:52:56,291
Mucus membrane.

719
00:52:56,382 --> 00:52:58,089
That's like up the nose, isn't it?

720
00:52:58,258 --> 00:53:00,098
What the fuck am I gonna do?
Stick my finger...

721
00:53:04,014 --> 00:53:05,880
It's not just inside the nose, is it?

722
00:53:06,058 --> 00:53:08,300
- No, Eggsy, it ain't.
- Fuck.

723
00:53:09,103 --> 00:53:10,896
All right, I'll take the first crack.

724
00:53:10,938 --> 00:53:12,304
Watch and learn, buddy.

725
00:53:15,401 --> 00:53:16,642
Good luck.

726
00:53:22,658 --> 00:53:24,445
- Here you go, ma'am.
- Thank you.

727
00:53:24,576 --> 00:53:25,612
Miss, I beg your pardon.

728
00:53:25,786 --> 00:53:27,749
Now, I don't wanna pester you...

729
00:53:27,789 --> 00:53:30,163
but I just have to know,
what time are you playing?

730
00:53:30,958 --> 00:53:32,244
I'm not in a band.

731
00:53:32,793 --> 00:53:34,113
Oh, God. Who did you think I was?

732
00:53:34,169 --> 00:53:35,535
Please don't say someone ghastly.

733
00:53:35,713 --> 00:53:37,249
God damn it, now I feel like a fool.

734
00:53:38,340 --> 00:53:41,833
I just assumed that a woman
with your charisma...

735
00:53:42,845 --> 00:53:44,884
well, she just had to be somebody.

736
00:53:44,951 --> 00:53:46,112
Right.

737
00:53:46,557 --> 00:53:47,593
Thank you.

738
00:53:47,766 --> 00:53:50,527
No, it's okay. I know you didn't mean
to make me feel like a dumb-ass.

739
00:53:50,561 --> 00:53:51,841
So I'll let you make it up to me

740
00:53:51,895 --> 00:53:53,431
by letting me buy you a drink.

741
00:53:54,273 --> 00:53:55,434
Follow my finger.

742
00:54:00,070 --> 00:54:01,982
What are we doing?

743
00:54:02,156 --> 00:54:04,068
Swiping to the left.

744
00:54:04,241 --> 00:54:06,278
What, you don't do Tinder in America?

745
00:54:06,410 --> 00:54:07,446
Tinder what?

746
00:54:07,619 --> 00:54:10,453
Do you know, I think it's
probably a generational thing.

747
00:54:10,914 --> 00:54:13,622
It translates as "Go away, old man."

748
00:54:17,242 --> 00:54:18,642
Be good, be cool.

749
00:54:18,714 --> 00:54:19,795
Bye.

750
00:54:21,341 --> 00:54:23,003
Thank you for that.

751
00:54:23,177 --> 00:54:25,009
- I'm Clara.
- River.

752
00:54:25,387 --> 00:54:27,470
Bloody hell, is that the time?

753
00:54:28,390 --> 00:54:31,110
You know what, I'm so jet lagged
I don't know if I'm coming or going.

754
00:54:31,518 --> 00:54:33,100
Where've you been? Anywhere nice?

755
00:54:33,270 --> 00:54:36,229
South America. Been spending
a bit of time out there.

756
00:54:36,398 --> 00:54:37,479
Training with the shaman,

757
00:54:37,566 --> 00:54:39,649
and trying to really connect
with my spirit animal.

758
00:54:39,818 --> 00:54:41,855
- Yeah.
- I'm a crow.

759
00:54:42,029 --> 00:54:43,520
And, hang on, let me guess...

760
00:54:43,697 --> 00:54:45,313
- No.
- Jaguar.

761
00:54:45,491 --> 00:54:47,483
What? No! Oh, my God!

762
00:54:47,659 --> 00:54:49,616
- Yes?
- How did you even know that?

763
00:54:49,787 --> 00:54:52,325
Look, it totally is. Check it out.

764
00:54:52,414 --> 00:54:54,997
Oh. Ino Moxo. Black jaguar. Very nice.

765
00:54:55,209 --> 00:54:58,168
You know what? I wanna buy you a drink.

766
00:55:07,054 --> 00:55:08,716
Eggsy sent this from Glastonbury.

767
00:55:11,016 --> 00:55:13,429
And #bluerash is trending on Twitter.

768
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:16,762
Have you found any correlation
between these cases?

769
00:55:16,939 --> 00:55:18,771
Only recreational drug use.

770
00:55:18,857 --> 00:55:19,893
Ah.

771
00:55:21,276 --> 00:55:23,489
I know. Not very Statesman-like.

772
00:55:23,862 --> 00:55:24,978
Tequila here...

773
00:55:25,781 --> 00:55:28,319
he is our resident bad boy.

774
00:55:29,076 --> 00:55:30,362
You don't think this could be related

775
00:55:30,452 --> 00:55:32,535
to the Golden Circle, do you?

776
00:55:32,704 --> 00:55:36,243
A drug cartel poisoning its customers?

777
00:55:36,625 --> 00:55:37,741
Doesn't make sense.

778
00:55:44,925 --> 00:55:46,845
Poppy, would you
pass the sugar, please?

779
00:55:47,511 --> 00:55:48,843
Okay.

780
00:55:49,137 --> 00:55:52,346
But it's really bad for you.

781
00:55:53,058 --> 00:55:55,971
Eight times more addictive
than cocaine.

782
00:55:56,144 --> 00:55:58,557
Five times more likely to cause death.

783
00:55:58,730 --> 00:55:59,984
But it's legal...

784
00:56:00,010 --> 00:56:02,432
so, you go ahead. Knock yourself out.

785
00:56:04,069 --> 00:56:07,107
Don't get me started
on tobacco and alcohol.

786
00:56:07,281 --> 00:56:09,398
Peddle that stuff
and you're in Fortune 500.

787
00:56:09,575 --> 00:56:10,986
But me? No!

788
00:56:11,159 --> 00:56:12,616
I'm out here hiding

789
00:56:12,703 --> 00:56:15,161
in the middle of nowhere. Homesick.

790
00:56:15,330 --> 00:56:16,662
Because I sell drugs.

791
00:56:16,832 --> 00:56:20,075
Oh, Pops. You're doing this
because you're homesick?

792
00:56:20,252 --> 00:56:21,743
Yes.

793
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:24,128
I want freedom.

794
00:56:24,298 --> 00:56:26,290
I want fame.

795
00:56:26,304 --> 00:56:29,550
Our profits were 250
billion dollars last year.

796
00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:31,256
I am the most successful businesswoman

797
00:56:31,346 --> 00:56:33,178
in the world,
but nobody knows who I am.

798
00:56:33,307 --> 00:56:34,343
Pops, Pops.

799
00:56:34,516 --> 00:56:36,303
It's not long now, eh?

800
00:56:36,476 --> 00:56:38,263
You're right, thank you.

801
00:56:38,437 --> 00:56:39,769
Sorry to interrupt you.

802
00:56:39,938 --> 00:56:42,351
You wanted to see me, Madam Poppy?

803
00:56:42,524 --> 00:56:45,437
Yes, Angel. In the Golden Circle...

804
00:56:45,611 --> 00:56:47,694
we do not sample the merchandise...

805
00:56:47,863 --> 00:56:50,731
and we do not break the rules.

806
00:56:50,908 --> 00:56:53,446
Which is why I have
invested in robots...

807
00:56:53,619 --> 00:56:55,986
because they are so much more reliable

808
00:56:56,079 --> 00:56:58,196
and trustworthy than human beings.

809
00:57:28,028 --> 00:57:29,690
Oh! Oh, no. Whoa! Whoa!

810
00:57:46,922 --> 00:57:48,709
Sorry we never found your friends.

811
00:57:49,424 --> 00:57:51,290
Well, we all go on
our separate journeys...

812
00:57:51,468 --> 00:57:54,404
but, ultimately, we'll all arrive
at the same destination.

813
00:57:54,444 --> 00:57:57,343
Shall we check my tent?
See if they're there?

814
00:57:57,891 --> 00:57:59,974
- Uh... Yeah.
- Oh, come on.

815
00:58:05,065 --> 00:58:06,351
Wow.

816
00:58:06,733 --> 00:58:08,269
This is amazin'.

817
00:58:09,820 --> 00:58:10,901
Come on.

818
00:58:11,874 --> 00:58:14,274
You know what, I'm busting
for a pee actually.

819
00:58:14,491 --> 00:58:16,107
You could do it on me if you want.

820
00:58:16,868 --> 00:58:17,984
Uh...

821
00:58:18,829 --> 00:58:19,990
Maybe in a bit.

822
00:58:20,914 --> 00:58:21,950
Give me a sec, yeah?

823
00:58:22,541 --> 00:58:24,874
Okay, but hurry up, River.

824
00:58:25,210 --> 00:58:27,918
Been waiting all night for you
to at least kiss me.

825
00:58:35,118 --> 00:58:35,961
Hey!

826
00:58:36,013 --> 00:58:37,970
Hi, babe. Uh, bit of a nightmare.

827
00:58:39,016 --> 00:58:40,052
I've got to sleep with a target...

828
00:58:40,225 --> 00:58:42,888
but I won't do it, unless
you agree that it's all right.

829
00:58:43,145 --> 00:58:45,102
You've got to be fucking kidding.

830
00:58:45,605 --> 00:58:47,471
What was I, target practice?

831
00:58:47,649 --> 00:58:50,181
Babe, surely it's better that
I'm honest with you...

832
00:58:50,207 --> 00:58:51,948
rather than me doing it
and not telling you.

833
00:58:51,987 --> 00:58:54,400
Kind of got a bit of a "save
the world" situation here.

834
00:58:54,573 --> 00:58:56,360
How the fuck is screwing someone

835
00:58:56,450 --> 00:58:57,782
gonna save the world?

836
00:58:58,243 --> 00:58:59,984
Well, it's a bit complicated...

837
00:59:00,162 --> 00:59:02,825
but trust me, I would not be
doing it if I didn't have to.

838
00:59:06,251 --> 00:59:08,413
Babe, please believe me. I love you.

839
00:59:08,587 --> 00:59:09,867
You are the person I wanna spend

840
00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:10,961
the rest of my life with.

841
00:59:13,050 --> 00:59:14,336
Is that a proposal?

842
00:59:16,428 --> 00:59:17,509
Um...

843
00:59:17,596 --> 00:59:19,428
Because I think I'd give you
my permission.

844
00:59:19,765 --> 00:59:22,633
Having that security, knowing
that we were committed...

845
00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:26,268
In that context, yeah.
Yeah, I'd feel different.

846
00:59:27,355 --> 00:59:29,187
Right. Well, I mean...

847
00:59:29,357 --> 00:59:30,473
I want to be with you,

848
00:59:30,567 --> 00:59:31,933
but being a public figure, babe...

849
00:59:32,110 --> 00:59:33,396
like a prince...

850
00:59:34,404 --> 00:59:35,565
It's a bit of a factor, you know,

851
00:59:35,655 --> 00:59:36,771
what with my job and stuff.

852
00:59:38,575 --> 00:59:40,658
Oh, no, no, no, come on. Okay.

853
00:59:40,827 --> 00:59:42,739
Uh, look, we need to talk
about this properly.

854
00:59:42,913 --> 00:59:44,779
Just give me five minutes, okay?

855
00:59:45,916 --> 00:59:47,782
Don't put yourself down, Eggsy.

856
00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:50,622
I'm sure you can last longer than that.

857
01:00:17,155 --> 01:00:19,192
- What's the matter?
- Nothing.

858
01:00:19,783 --> 01:00:21,240
I just feel that our spirit animals

859
01:00:21,326 --> 01:00:22,783
need more time to get in sync...

860
01:00:22,953 --> 01:00:26,037
and find a harmonious bond
on the spiritual plane.

861
01:00:26,206 --> 01:00:27,322
Totally.

862
01:00:27,499 --> 01:00:28,292
Yeah?

863
01:00:28,319 --> 01:00:31,367
Or we could just...

864
01:00:32,712 --> 01:00:33,828
fuck?

865
01:00:39,803 --> 01:00:40,919
Clara, I don't think I can.

866
01:00:50,939 --> 01:00:52,555
But you know what?

867
01:00:52,899 --> 01:00:55,232
My crow is looking for a place to nest.

868
01:01:39,392 --> 01:01:40,865
Good work, Eggsy!

869
01:01:40,914 --> 01:01:42,325
Tracker fully functional.

870
01:01:44,201 --> 01:01:46,784
Don't worry, I've been through
this with Whiskey before.

871
01:01:48,038 --> 01:01:50,788
Nice to be working with an agent
who knows what he's doing.

872
01:01:52,209 --> 01:01:55,623
Wow, Mr. Crow. My turn.

873
01:01:55,795 --> 01:01:57,502
I'm sorry. I can't.

874
01:01:57,672 --> 01:01:58,879
I'm in a relationship.

875
01:01:59,049 --> 01:02:01,382
That's adorable. Listen, so am I.

876
01:02:01,551 --> 01:02:04,965
What happens at Glasto,
stays in Glasto.

877
01:02:05,722 --> 01:02:06,758
I can't.

878
01:02:07,349 --> 01:02:08,430
Bye, Clara.

879
01:02:14,022 --> 01:02:15,262
This is Princess T,

880
01:02:15,315 --> 01:02:16,431
please leave a message.

881
01:02:18,735 --> 01:02:19,816
Motor Manor Hotel...

882
01:02:19,986 --> 01:02:22,146
Yeah, can you put me through
to Princess Tilde, please.

883
01:02:22,447 --> 01:02:24,939
Oh, actually, sir, I'm just
looking at my computer...

884
01:02:25,116 --> 01:02:26,482
and I'm afraid that the princess

885
01:02:26,576 --> 01:02:28,087
is already checked out.

886
01:02:28,160 --> 01:02:29,150
Thank you.

887
01:02:31,623 --> 01:02:32,613
Fuck!

888
01:03:00,418 --> 01:03:01,408
Harry.

889
01:03:03,154 --> 01:03:05,540
- What's going on?
- I was just packing.

890
01:03:05,573 --> 01:03:06,563
Look at these lovely toiletries

891
01:03:06,658 --> 01:03:08,538
Merlin very kindly gave me
as a leaving present.

892
01:03:09,035 --> 01:03:10,075
Here, try this aftershave.

893
01:03:11,538 --> 01:03:12,978
Yeah, I know, Harry. I'm wearing it.

894
01:03:16,042 --> 01:03:17,282
Listen, you can't just give up.

895
01:03:18,461 --> 01:03:19,793
Give up?

896
01:03:19,963 --> 01:03:22,706
No, on the contrary. I'm
about to achieve my dream.

897
01:03:22,882 --> 01:03:24,123
Researching rare butterflies

898
01:03:24,217 --> 01:03:26,550
alongside some of the finest
minds in entomology.

899
01:03:36,396 --> 01:03:38,809
You know, you may as well
have me stuck up on this wall.

900
01:03:40,233 --> 01:03:43,397
'Cause you're never gonna find a
butterfly more interesting than me.

901
01:03:43,570 --> 01:03:44,777
Sorry?

902
01:03:44,946 --> 01:03:49,156
When you and I first met,
I was just, like, a maggot.

903
01:03:49,326 --> 01:03:50,407
Maggots turn into flies.

904
01:03:50,577 --> 01:03:52,159
Perhaps you mean larva.

905
01:03:52,329 --> 01:03:54,116
Larva, yeah, okay.
Whatever. The point is...

906
01:03:54,289 --> 01:03:56,121
everyone wanted to squash me.

907
01:03:57,570 --> 01:03:58,560
But not you.

908
01:03:58,918 --> 01:04:01,911
You helped me to become a caterpillar.

909
01:04:01,970 --> 01:04:03,579
And now I've got wings.

910
01:04:04,758 --> 01:04:06,499
I'm flying higher than I ever dreamed.

911
01:04:06,593 --> 01:04:08,459
And that is all thanks to you.

912
01:04:08,636 --> 01:04:11,588
I hate to seem rude, but I need to
finish packing and get some sleep.

913
01:04:11,765 --> 01:04:13,097
Harry, you can't just walk away.

914
01:04:13,266 --> 01:04:14,598
Kingsman needs you.

915
01:04:14,768 --> 01:04:16,930
The whole world needs you.

916
01:04:19,939 --> 01:04:21,350
I need you.

917
01:04:22,442 --> 01:04:24,684
Eggy, whoever the Harry was

918
01:04:24,778 --> 01:04:26,940
that you knew, he's gone, I'm afraid.

919
01:04:27,364 --> 01:04:28,445
Goodbye.

920
01:05:07,654 --> 01:05:08,861
That's not a Martini.

921
01:05:09,030 --> 01:05:10,896
It is in Kentucky.

922
01:05:10,990 --> 01:05:11,980
Fair enough.

923
01:05:20,667 --> 01:05:21,828
Here's to you, Eggsy.

924
01:05:22,001 --> 01:05:24,163
You're exactly what Kingsman needs.

925
01:05:35,014 --> 01:05:36,255
This is Princess T.

926
01:05:36,349 --> 01:05:37,681
Please leave a message.

927
01:05:41,354 --> 01:05:42,936
Can I have another Martini, please?

928
01:05:43,106 --> 01:05:44,347
Sure.

929
01:05:45,358 --> 01:05:46,439
Thanks.

930
01:06:01,077 --> 01:06:02,193
Give up.

931
01:06:36,493 --> 01:06:37,950
You know what?

932
01:06:38,379 --> 01:06:40,496
That was the best Martini
I've ever had.

933
01:06:41,414 --> 01:06:42,746
Keep the change.

934
01:06:42,916 --> 01:06:43,997
Thanks.

935
01:06:58,932 --> 01:07:00,052
It's all right. Don't panic.

936
01:07:00,183 --> 01:07:02,675
Just thought I'd bring you
a little leaving present.

937
01:07:08,441 --> 01:07:10,041
What do you think?
He's lovely, isn't he?

938
01:07:10,944 --> 01:07:12,355
Would you like to hold him?

939
01:07:15,448 --> 01:07:16,655
Hello.

940
01:07:25,792 --> 01:07:27,954
Do you think I should shoot him?

941
01:07:28,127 --> 01:07:30,289
- Are you quite mad?
- What? What's the problem?

942
01:07:30,505 --> 01:07:32,497
- No! You can't!
- Eh? What?

943
01:07:32,674 --> 01:07:34,540
- No, you'll have to shoot me!
- Shoot you?

944
01:07:34,717 --> 01:07:35,707
Well, I will shoot you.

945
01:07:35,885 --> 01:07:37,171
No. No one's sick enough
to shoot a puppy!

946
01:07:37,303 --> 01:07:38,259
Well, what about you, Harry?

947
01:07:38,346 --> 01:07:39,553
You were sick enough to shoot a puppy!

948
01:07:39,639 --> 01:07:40,800
Do you remember?

949
01:08:03,413 --> 01:08:05,173
You were sick enough to shoot a puppy!

950
01:08:33,192 --> 01:08:35,024
- It was a blank.
- Yes, Harry. Yes!

951
01:08:35,194 --> 01:08:36,184
It was a fucking blank!

952
01:08:36,279 --> 01:08:37,269
That's right. It was a blank!

953
01:08:37,363 --> 01:08:38,649
I would never hurt Mr. Pickle!

954
01:08:38,740 --> 01:08:40,481
- Yes, Harry!
- He lived to a ripe old age!

955
01:08:40,575 --> 01:08:41,907
He died of pancreatitis!

956
01:08:48,124 --> 01:08:49,740
You're not Mr. Pickle.

957
01:08:57,050 --> 01:08:58,040
Eggsy.

958
01:08:59,969 --> 01:09:01,301
Hello, Harry.

959
01:09:13,900 --> 01:09:15,311
Eggsy.

960
01:09:20,573 --> 01:09:22,133
- Valentine has to be stopped.
- No, I know.

961
01:09:22,283 --> 01:09:23,523
- He has a device.
- It's all right.

962
01:09:23,576 --> 01:09:25,283
It's sorted. Don't worry.

963
01:09:25,453 --> 01:09:27,240
We got a lot of catching up to do.

964
01:09:28,164 --> 01:09:29,575
Well, well.

965
01:09:30,458 --> 01:09:32,495
I suppose I should cancel that taxi.

966
01:09:33,419 --> 01:09:34,580
Yes.

967
01:09:34,754 --> 01:09:36,086
If you don't mind...

968
01:09:37,757 --> 01:09:38,964
Merlin.

969
01:09:40,802 --> 01:09:42,759
Welcome back...

970
01:09:42,929 --> 01:09:44,010
Galahad.

971
01:09:48,935 --> 01:09:50,767
Now that we've finished
the debrief, Harry...

972
01:09:50,937 --> 01:09:52,457
here's a couple of welcome back gifts.

973
01:09:52,605 --> 01:09:54,187
First up...

974
01:09:54,357 --> 01:09:56,189
a brand-new Kingsman watch.

975
01:09:56,359 --> 01:09:57,440
Advanced software,

976
01:09:57,527 --> 01:09:59,519
it can hack into anything
with a microchip.

977
01:09:59,696 --> 01:10:00,777
It is the bollocks.

978
01:10:00,947 --> 01:10:02,438
And Merlin...

979
01:10:02,615 --> 01:10:03,615
I made you these.

980
01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:08,281
A-ha.

981
01:10:26,681 --> 01:10:29,014
Thank you, Merlin, Eggsy.

982
01:10:29,316 --> 01:10:31,308
- How do I look?
- You look...

983
01:10:31,352 --> 01:10:35,141
Like some faggot lookin' for
an eye fuckin'.

984
01:10:36,816 --> 01:10:38,023
Now...

985
01:10:38,192 --> 01:10:41,310
why don't you get out of our bar...

986
01:10:41,487 --> 01:10:43,570
before I take out your other one?

987
01:10:44,407 --> 01:10:46,194
Now, is that any way
to welcome a visitor

988
01:10:46,325 --> 01:10:47,987
from out of town, moonshine?

989
01:10:48,161 --> 01:10:49,368
Okay.

990
01:10:50,830 --> 01:10:53,243
Suck my southern dick...

991
01:10:53,416 --> 01:10:55,078
bitch.

992
01:10:55,251 --> 01:10:57,538
Oh, I don't think that'll be necessary.

993
01:10:58,880 --> 01:11:00,337
Good day, sir.

994
01:11:04,552 --> 01:11:06,168
Well?

995
01:11:06,345 --> 01:11:08,086
What are you ladies waitin' for?

996
01:11:08,556 --> 01:11:09,922
Manners...

997
01:11:11,601 --> 01:11:12,717
maketh...

998
01:11:15,396 --> 01:11:16,682
man.

999
01:11:18,399 --> 01:11:20,015
Do you know what that means?

1000
01:11:22,236 --> 01:11:24,193
Then let me teach you a lesson.

1001
01:11:34,707 --> 01:11:36,539
Are we going to stand
around here all day?

1002
01:11:36,626 --> 01:11:37,833
Or are we going to...

1003
01:11:39,629 --> 01:11:41,370
You big...

1004
01:11:59,732 --> 01:12:01,064
Well, pick him up.

1005
01:12:01,651 --> 01:12:04,985
Now, that is not what I call
a Kentucky welcome.

1006
01:12:07,073 --> 01:12:11,067
Manners maketh man.

1007
01:12:11,244 --> 01:12:12,485
Let me translate that for you.

1008
01:12:32,515 --> 01:12:33,675
What's wrong with me, Merlin?

1009
01:12:33,766 --> 01:12:34,802
I thought you fixed me?

1010
01:12:34,976 --> 01:12:37,184
Well, we rebuilt your neural pathways.

1011
01:12:37,353 --> 01:12:39,436
But it'll take time to get
your coordination back.

1012
01:13:00,209 --> 01:13:01,871
And the phantom butterflies?

1013
01:13:02,044 --> 01:13:03,626
You will experience episodes...

1014
01:13:03,796 --> 01:13:04,957
lapses of clarity.

1015
01:13:05,131 --> 01:13:06,963
You'll be back to normal soon.

1016
01:13:22,064 --> 01:13:23,225
Whoo.

1017
01:13:24,358 --> 01:13:26,315
I feel like a tornado
in a trailer park.

1018
01:13:26,819 --> 01:13:31,029
Golden Circle proudly presents

1019
01:13:31,699 --> 01:13:34,487
Mr. President, my name is Poppy Adams.

1020
01:13:34,827 --> 01:13:37,443
I believe the UN has no teeth.

1021
01:13:37,457 --> 01:13:39,704
So I've selected you,
as leader of the free world,

1022
01:13:39,832 --> 01:13:41,032
to receive this communication.

1023
01:13:41,667 --> 01:13:43,374
And I invite you
to begin negotiations...

1024
01:13:43,544 --> 01:13:47,208
on the largest scale
hostage situation in history.

1025
01:13:47,381 --> 01:13:48,588
A few weeks ago,

1026
01:13:48,674 --> 01:13:50,336
an engineered virus was released...

1027
01:13:50,509 --> 01:13:53,092
contained in all
varieties of my product.

1028
01:13:53,512 --> 01:13:57,802
Cannabis, cocaine, heroin,
opium, ecstasy...

1029
01:13:57,892 --> 01:13:59,178
and crystal meth.

1030
01:14:00,519 --> 01:14:03,182
Some of you are already infected.

1031
01:14:03,356 --> 01:14:05,063
And this is what you can expect

1032
01:14:05,191 --> 01:14:06,523
in the coming days.

1033
01:14:07,366 --> 01:14:09,776
After a brief incubation period...

1034
01:14:09,843 --> 01:14:12,025
victims present
with stage one symptoms.

1035
01:14:13,532 --> 01:14:14,522
A blue rash.

1036
01:14:15,701 --> 01:14:16,691
Next...

1037
01:14:16,869 --> 01:14:18,735
second stage symptoms appear.

1038
01:14:18,913 --> 01:14:19,903
Mania...

1039
01:14:20,706 --> 01:14:22,368
as the virus enters the brain.

1040
01:14:22,541 --> 01:14:25,343
Very distressing to the victim

1041
01:14:25,397 --> 01:14:27,059
and those around them.

1042
01:14:27,588 --> 01:14:28,788
Stage three...

1043
01:14:30,216 --> 01:14:31,377
Paralysis.

1044
01:14:31,550 --> 01:14:34,213
Muscles enter a state
of catastrophic seizure.

1045
01:14:34,387 --> 01:14:36,467
And once the muscles of
the thorax become affected...

1046
01:14:37,264 --> 01:14:39,597
breathing becomes impossible...

1047
01:14:39,767 --> 01:14:43,932
leading to a very nasty death
within 12 hours.

1048
01:14:45,233 --> 01:14:51,060
But I have good news to
the millions already affected.

1049
01:14:51,237 --> 01:14:52,773
It doesn't have to be this way.

1050
01:14:52,947 --> 01:14:55,906
I have an antidote.

1051
01:15:11,007 --> 01:15:14,091
What have you done to me,
you fucking bitch?

1052
01:15:16,178 --> 01:15:17,896
100% effective...

1053
01:15:17,930 --> 01:15:19,512
and ready to ship out worldwide

1054
01:15:19,598 --> 01:15:21,260
at a moment's notice.

1055
01:15:21,434 --> 01:15:23,266
- Get out of my room!
- You have my word.

1056
01:15:23,436 --> 01:15:25,143
- Get out!
- I will do this...

1057
01:15:25,312 --> 01:15:28,646
if the following conditions are met.

1058
01:15:28,816 --> 01:15:31,433
Get out of my fucking room!

1059
01:15:32,695 --> 01:15:35,617
First, you agree
to end the war on drugs,

1060
01:15:35,650 --> 01:15:37,061
once and for all.

1061
01:15:37,116 --> 01:15:39,608
All classes of substance
are legalized...

1062
01:15:39,785 --> 01:15:41,651
paving the way to a new marketplace

1063
01:15:41,787 --> 01:15:44,700
in which sales
are regulated and taxed...

1064
01:15:44,874 --> 01:15:46,360
as per alcohol.

1065
01:15:46,414 --> 01:15:51,250
And second, my colleagues and
I receive full legal immunity.

1066
01:15:51,630 --> 01:15:52,620
Meet my terms...

1067
01:15:52,798 --> 01:15:53,914
and I look forward to helping you

1068
01:15:54,008 --> 01:15:55,857
keep our beloved country great...

1069
01:15:55,910 --> 01:15:57,543
boosting our ailing economy,

1070
01:15:57,636 --> 01:16:00,470
and easing spending on law enforcement.

1071
01:16:00,639 --> 01:16:02,881
Or continue this blinkered, outmoded...

1072
01:16:03,059 --> 01:16:06,848
and, frankly, disastrous
exercise in prohibition...

1073
01:16:07,021 --> 01:16:09,138
and live with blood on your hands.

1074
01:16:10,191 --> 01:16:12,649
Save lives. Legalize.

1075
01:16:18,532 --> 01:16:21,024
I told you that shit
was no good for you.

1076
01:16:30,169 --> 01:16:31,751
Who is Poppy Adams?

1077
01:16:31,921 --> 01:16:33,601
After graduating
Harvard Business School...

1078
01:16:33,672 --> 01:16:36,832
Adams was briefly held
for serious mental health issues...

1079
01:16:37,009 --> 01:16:38,875
before disappearing without a trace.

1080
01:16:39,053 --> 01:16:41,591
Intelligent, ambitious, ruthless,

1081
01:16:41,680 --> 01:16:45,173
lacks empathy, superficial charm.

1082
01:16:45,351 --> 01:16:48,344
All the elements of a great CEO.

1083
01:16:48,896 --> 01:16:51,058
Or a psychopath.

1084
01:16:51,232 --> 01:16:52,439
Following the broadcast

1085
01:16:52,525 --> 01:16:54,005
of Adams's message to the president...

1086
01:16:54,026 --> 01:16:56,109
there were scenes of chaos today...

1087
01:16:56,278 --> 01:16:58,736
at medical centres across the
country and around the world.

1088
01:16:58,864 --> 01:17:00,150
We have no more beds available.

1089
01:17:00,241 --> 01:17:03,200
The hospital is at full capacity.

1090
01:17:03,369 --> 01:17:04,780
The blue rash is now being renamed

1091
01:17:04,870 --> 01:17:06,077
"The Dancing Disease"...

1092
01:17:06,247 --> 01:17:09,536
as victims begin to exhibit
stage two symptoms.

1093
01:17:15,297 --> 01:17:16,754
Let's prep the cryo unit.

1094
01:17:17,258 --> 01:17:18,294
You want to freeze him?

1095
01:17:18,425 --> 01:17:19,757
Exactly.

1096
01:17:19,927 --> 01:17:21,134
Victims of the virus

1097
01:17:21,220 --> 01:17:23,758
caused by contaminated
recreational drugs...

1098
01:17:23,931 --> 01:17:27,470
flooded hospitals and clinics
in fear for their lives.

1099
01:17:30,729 --> 01:17:32,289
Curfews and no travel orders

1100
01:17:32,314 --> 01:17:34,226
are being considered
as authorities assess

1101
01:17:34,316 --> 01:17:35,727
the scale of the disaster.

1102
01:17:36,235 --> 01:17:37,771
Close it.

1103
01:17:39,572 --> 01:17:42,814
But there has still been no official
response from the president...

1104
01:17:42,992 --> 01:17:45,780
who remains locked in emergency talks.

1105
01:17:47,746 --> 01:17:49,578
Prepare a presidential decree.

1106
01:17:50,583 --> 01:17:52,666
Tell intelligence and law
enforcement to stand down.

1107
01:17:52,751 --> 01:17:54,834
We're gonna dance to this lady's tune.

1108
01:17:55,066 --> 01:17:56,056
Good.

1109
01:17:56,088 --> 01:17:57,420
We can make this work.

1110
01:17:57,552 --> 01:17:58,292
We...

1111
01:17:58,299 --> 01:18:00,965
We spin it that it's not a matter
of negotiation with terrorists.

1112
01:18:01,010 --> 01:18:03,125
No, what I'm proposing...

1113
01:18:03,159 --> 01:18:05,800
is we appear to agree to her demands

1114
01:18:05,931 --> 01:18:07,263
to prevent global panic...

1115
01:18:07,433 --> 01:18:12,519
and then let the junkie scum
go down in flames. Huh?

1116
01:18:14,773 --> 01:18:16,480
Huh? Yeah.

1117
01:18:16,984 --> 01:18:20,819
Take Poppy Adams and her so-called
Golden Circle down with them.

1118
01:18:20,988 --> 01:18:24,356
No drug users, no drug trade.
It's a win-win situation here.

1119
01:18:25,764 --> 01:18:28,848
But, sir, we're not talking
about a handful of hostages.

1120
01:18:28,871 --> 01:18:30,407
We could be looking at the deaths

1121
01:18:30,497 --> 01:18:32,113
of hundreds of millions worldwide.

1122
01:18:32,333 --> 01:18:34,791
Hundreds of millions of criminals,
burdens to society.

1123
01:18:35,794 --> 01:18:37,126
Am I right, McCoy?

1124
01:18:37,213 --> 01:18:38,294
Absolutely, sir.

1125
01:18:38,464 --> 01:18:40,296
But, sir, that's...

1126
01:18:40,466 --> 01:18:42,879
What about people who were
just experimenting?

1127
01:18:43,052 --> 01:18:44,839
Folks who self-medicate?

1128
01:18:45,012 --> 01:18:47,800
Functioning professionals? Kids?

1129
01:18:47,973 --> 01:18:49,464
Oh, spare me the crap, Fox.

1130
01:18:49,642 --> 01:18:51,099
The fact is,

1131
01:18:51,185 --> 01:18:54,144
this presidency has just
won the war on drugs.

1132
01:18:54,313 --> 01:18:55,303
Congratulations, sir.

1133
01:18:56,023 --> 01:18:57,685
Thank you.

1134
01:18:59,902 --> 01:19:02,360
And that deserves a toast.

1135
01:19:03,072 --> 01:19:05,314
This is totally unethical, sir.

1136
01:19:05,658 --> 01:19:07,240
Fox, shut up!

1137
01:19:08,160 --> 01:19:09,992
McCoy, declare martial law.

1138
01:19:10,329 --> 01:19:12,912
We need to keep control,
commandeer stadiums,

1139
01:19:12,998 --> 01:19:14,739
schools, civic centres...

1140
01:19:14,917 --> 01:19:16,328
order a press blackout.

1141
01:19:16,502 --> 01:19:20,078
And put the military on standby
to round these junkies up.

1142
01:19:21,257 --> 01:19:22,919
Whether they broke the law or not,

1143
01:19:23,008 --> 01:19:25,091
those victims are human beings.

1144
01:19:27,429 --> 01:19:28,419
Tequila.

1145
01:19:29,682 --> 01:19:31,093
He's a great guy.

1146
01:19:32,601 --> 01:19:33,887
And a great agent.

1147
01:19:34,728 --> 01:19:38,347
Right now, he's lying in deep
freeze waitin' on our help.

1148
01:19:38,524 --> 01:19:40,561
We can't make this personal, sir.

1149
01:19:40,651 --> 01:19:41,641
Personal?

1150
01:19:42,027 --> 01:19:44,565
Agent, we can't stand by
and let folks like him die.

1151
01:19:45,072 --> 01:19:47,530
These people, we're their only hope.

1152
01:19:49,451 --> 01:19:51,113
Now, we have to find that antidote.

1153
01:19:51,287 --> 01:19:53,700
Poppy's stockpiles, well,
they could be anywhere.

1154
01:19:53,872 --> 01:19:55,613
She must have some on hand.

1155
01:19:55,791 --> 01:19:57,248
Locate Poppy...

1156
01:19:58,711 --> 01:20:00,703
and obtain a sample for analysis.

1157
01:20:01,380 --> 01:20:02,460
Maybe it can be replicated.

1158
01:20:03,257 --> 01:20:04,530
Sorry to cut in, guys.

1159
01:20:04,557 --> 01:20:06,215
But Charlie is on the phone
with his girlfriend.

1160
01:20:06,385 --> 01:20:07,796
Looping you in now.

1161
01:20:08,721 --> 01:20:10,053
Don't worry. I'm on a payphone...

1162
01:20:10,222 --> 01:20:12,555
covered in a fucking blue rash.

1163
01:20:12,725 --> 01:20:13,966
Why didn't you tell me?

1164
01:20:14,143 --> 01:20:16,726
All you said was,
"Don't take any drugs."

1165
01:20:16,895 --> 01:20:19,057
It was a music festival
for fuck's sake.

1166
01:20:19,231 --> 01:20:23,066
Fuck. Shit. Shit! Okay.

1167
01:20:24,445 --> 01:20:26,402
Listen. You need to get
to the lab in Italy.

1168
01:20:26,572 --> 01:20:27,813
Do you remember where we went skiing?

1169
01:20:27,990 --> 01:20:29,902
Yes. Yes, I remember.

1170
01:20:30,409 --> 01:20:31,741
Yeah. Meet me there

1171
01:20:31,827 --> 01:20:33,409
and I'll give you the antidote.

1172
01:20:34,913 --> 01:20:36,074
Okay.

1173
01:20:40,085 --> 01:20:41,747
All right. Jet's ready.

1174
01:20:41,920 --> 01:20:44,333
Whiskey, Galahad, get to Italy.

1175
01:20:48,594 --> 01:20:50,301
You two need to fix
this code name thing.

1176
01:20:50,471 --> 01:20:51,757
And with all due respect, sir...

1177
01:20:51,930 --> 01:20:53,262
I don't think Galahad senior

1178
01:20:53,349 --> 01:20:54,760
is ready to return to fieldwork.

1179
01:20:55,934 --> 01:20:58,096
- I did actually mean...
- Of course.

1180
01:20:58,270 --> 01:21:00,603
And with all disrespect...

1181
01:21:00,773 --> 01:21:02,480
I'm not going anywhere without him.

1182
01:21:03,817 --> 01:21:06,434
Brains, skills...

1183
01:21:07,696 --> 01:21:08,686
skipping rope?

1184
01:21:11,450 --> 01:21:12,941
- It's a lasso.
- Whatever.

1185
01:21:13,660 --> 01:21:14,901
Come on.

1186
01:21:17,122 --> 01:21:18,704
Go on. Vamoose.

1187
01:21:18,874 --> 01:21:19,955
Yes, sir.

1188
01:21:32,846 --> 01:21:34,053
Drink it.

1189
01:21:44,900 --> 01:21:45,890
Wow.

1190
01:21:46,068 --> 01:21:47,479
It's working already.

1191
01:21:48,513 --> 01:21:49,360
Thank God.

1192
01:21:50,155 --> 01:21:51,145
Agent Whiskey.

1193
01:21:51,323 --> 01:21:53,531
Antidote confirmed
at the target's location.

1194
01:21:53,992 --> 01:21:55,153
Good luck.

1195
01:22:03,919 --> 01:22:05,911
Hold up. We need
you down here, Galahad.

1196
01:22:06,088 --> 01:22:07,499
To secure the control room.

1197
01:22:07,673 --> 01:22:09,073
Probably a good idea, Harry.

1198
01:22:10,217 --> 01:22:11,833
Call you from the top, yeah?

1199
01:22:20,519 --> 01:22:21,885
Buongiorno!

1200
01:22:22,563 --> 01:22:23,763
Buongiorno.

1201
01:22:23,814 --> 01:22:25,100
I'm here to inspect the system.

1202
01:22:25,691 --> 01:22:26,852
May I see your ID please?

1203
01:22:27,484 --> 01:22:28,474
Of course.

1204
01:22:33,115 --> 01:22:34,151
What is this?

1205
01:22:36,952 --> 01:22:37,942
Hey!

1206
01:22:38,036 --> 01:22:39,156
What the hell are you doing?

1207
01:22:39,204 --> 01:22:40,524
So sorry about this.

1208
01:22:45,878 --> 01:22:47,995
At the controls. In position.

1209
01:23:07,399 --> 01:23:09,391
Keep this cable car here
till we get back.

1210
01:23:09,568 --> 01:23:10,900
Roger that, Eggsy.

1211
01:23:11,069 --> 01:23:12,480
Clara's definitely here.

1212
01:23:13,030 --> 01:23:14,237
We're getting warmer.

1213
01:23:19,411 --> 01:23:22,529
Harry Hart, Harry Hart,
super spy, super spy.

1214
01:23:23,582 --> 01:23:25,949
Looks like we've got a door.

1215
01:23:26,210 --> 01:23:27,200
Yep.

1216
01:23:28,170 --> 01:23:29,160
There you go.

1217
01:23:39,723 --> 01:23:41,259
I'll cover.

1218
01:23:42,434 --> 01:23:43,424
Hi, there.

1219
01:23:43,894 --> 01:23:44,930
Whew.

1220
01:23:45,270 --> 01:23:46,727
Sorry I'm late.

1221
01:23:46,897 --> 01:23:49,105
You guys did not make
this place easy to find.

1222
01:23:49,191 --> 01:23:50,227
Who are you?

1223
01:23:51,109 --> 01:23:53,567
I'm here to collect this antidote.

1224
01:23:53,737 --> 01:23:54,727
For Singapore?

1225
01:23:55,614 --> 01:23:56,900
Yeah.

1226
01:24:00,452 --> 01:24:03,616
You are Wu Ting Feng?

1227
01:24:07,626 --> 01:24:08,616
Yes.

1228
01:24:10,254 --> 01:24:12,462
Hey, how are you still alive?

1229
01:24:12,631 --> 01:24:14,543
River, what are you doing here?

1230
01:24:14,633 --> 01:24:15,714
River?

1231
01:24:15,801 --> 01:24:16,962
Hi, Clara.

1232
01:24:17,135 --> 01:24:19,969
What happens at Glasto,
stays in Glasto.

1233
01:24:23,100 --> 01:24:24,636
- You motherfucker!
- Bye, Charlie.

1234
01:24:24,810 --> 01:24:26,096
Sound the alarm!

1235
01:24:26,979 --> 01:24:28,499
You fucking cockroach!

1236
01:24:28,647 --> 01:24:30,434
- Jam the door!
- Give...

1237
01:24:37,489 --> 01:24:38,900
Fuck!

1238
01:24:39,283 --> 01:24:40,990
Galahad, we're coming.

1239
01:24:41,159 --> 01:24:42,775
All clear at the bottom?

1240
01:24:43,662 --> 01:24:45,244
Galahad, come in!

1241
01:24:46,164 --> 01:24:47,905
- Open the fucking door.
- They've locked.

1242
01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:48,990
Open the door!

1243
01:24:51,128 --> 01:24:52,488
Harry, come on, we're in. Let's go.

1244
01:24:52,504 --> 01:24:53,494
Away, butterflies.

1245
01:24:54,131 --> 01:24:56,451
Butterfly? No, Harry. You've
got to shut the doors, please.

1246
01:24:56,508 --> 01:24:58,340
Come on. We've gotta go now. Please!

1247
01:24:58,510 --> 01:24:59,796
Shut the fucking door, Harry!

1248
01:25:00,470 --> 01:25:01,961
Harry, are you there?

1249
01:25:03,432 --> 01:25:05,173
Well done, Harry. Good. Thanks, man.

1250
01:25:05,642 --> 01:25:06,678
Come on. Now!

1251
01:25:09,104 --> 01:25:10,311
- It's done.
- Thank you.

1252
01:25:34,379 --> 01:25:35,870
You all good down there, Harry?

1253
01:25:36,048 --> 01:25:37,038
All clear.

1254
01:25:42,721 --> 01:25:43,802
Hello, Eggsy.

1255
01:25:45,223 --> 01:25:47,055
Enjoy the ride, bruv.

1256
01:25:56,360 --> 01:25:57,350
Oh, shit.

1257
01:26:06,662 --> 01:26:08,403
All the buttons are dead.
Controls gone.

1258
01:26:08,580 --> 01:26:10,620
Everything's in shutdown.
You're on your own, Eggsy.

1259
01:26:56,420 --> 01:26:57,456
What the fuck is that?

1260
01:27:13,770 --> 01:27:14,886
Oh, my God.

1261
01:27:48,972 --> 01:27:50,804
You've gotta be fucking kidding!

1262
01:28:09,785 --> 01:28:11,505
- Jesus fucking Christ!
- What the fuck is that?

1263
01:28:11,661 --> 01:28:13,653
What the hell is that?

1264
01:28:13,830 --> 01:28:14,866
Shit!

1265
01:28:40,398 --> 01:28:44,893
That's the first decent shit
I've had in three weeks.

1266
01:28:49,658 --> 01:28:51,741
Harry, meet us at the
emergency rendezvous point.

1267
01:28:51,910 --> 01:28:53,151
Roger that.

1268
01:28:53,829 --> 01:28:54,910
Got you on the GPS.

1269
01:29:24,109 --> 01:29:27,018
So weird to think this tiny thing
could save the world.

1270
01:29:27,445 --> 01:29:28,606
Let me have a look.

1271
01:29:32,784 --> 01:29:33,945
Harry.

1272
01:29:38,456 --> 01:29:39,867
Am I late?

1273
01:29:40,876 --> 01:29:41,912
You found the antidote.

1274
01:29:44,796 --> 01:29:45,957
Get down!

1275
01:30:03,064 --> 01:30:04,396
You fucking dickhead!

1276
01:30:04,566 --> 01:30:05,977
Fuck you! I just saved your life!

1277
01:30:06,151 --> 01:30:08,143
Yeah, and cost millions
of people theirs!

1278
01:30:21,917 --> 01:30:24,751
All right, they're going
for cover and reloading.

1279
01:30:24,920 --> 01:30:26,957
I'll fix their wagons. Cover me, boys!

1280
01:30:30,008 --> 01:30:31,124
Wait.

1281
01:30:31,301 --> 01:30:33,509
Eggsy, I think he could be
working for the other side.

1282
01:30:33,845 --> 01:30:35,507
What the fuck is wrong with you?

1283
01:30:35,680 --> 01:30:37,672
You're having a brain fart! Look!

1284
01:30:38,350 --> 01:30:40,763
Does that look like
he's working with them?

1285
01:30:41,853 --> 01:30:44,641
Harry, are you seeing
butterflies again?

1286
01:30:44,814 --> 01:30:46,021
I know what I'm seeing.

1287
01:31:38,159 --> 01:31:39,991
Good job he didn't need our help.

1288
01:31:40,662 --> 01:31:43,325
Thank fucking Christ
I didn't need any backup!

1289
01:31:49,886 --> 01:31:52,048
I'm out of ammo!
Troop carrier coming in.

1290
01:31:52,090 --> 01:31:53,251
What've you got?

1291
01:31:55,051 --> 01:31:56,087
Fuck!

1292
01:32:00,390 --> 01:32:01,926
Shit! There's a fuck ton of 'em!

1293
01:32:05,353 --> 01:32:06,594
What is this?

1294
01:32:07,188 --> 01:32:09,896
Looks like you packed for a fucking
slumber party, not a mission!

1295
01:32:11,276 --> 01:32:13,438
And they've got fucking Gatling guns!

1296
01:32:14,112 --> 01:32:17,105
You have 10 seconds to
surrender before we open fire!

1297
01:32:17,282 --> 01:32:18,443
Guys, hurry up!

1298
01:32:19,033 --> 01:32:19,793
10!

1299
01:32:19,830 --> 01:32:20,820
Hey!

1300
01:32:21,598 --> 01:32:23,555
- 9!
- Butterfly guy!

1301
01:32:24,581 --> 01:32:25,617
8!

1302
01:32:25,707 --> 01:32:27,448
You don't look like
Ginger fixed you right.

1303
01:32:27,625 --> 01:32:28,706
7!

1304
01:32:28,793 --> 01:32:29,783
I said I'm empty!

1305
01:32:29,961 --> 01:32:31,372
- 6!
- Give me yours.

1306
01:32:31,921 --> 01:32:32,957
5!

1307
01:32:33,048 --> 01:32:34,129
Harry, give him the fucking gun!

1308
01:32:34,257 --> 01:32:35,293
4!

1309
01:32:36,801 --> 01:32:39,134
Harry, no!

1310
01:32:43,308 --> 01:32:44,719
Oh, fuck it! Fire!

1311
01:32:44,893 --> 01:32:45,929
Harry, get down!

1312
01:32:53,568 --> 01:32:54,979
I mean, honestly, Harry,

1313
01:32:55,111 --> 01:32:56,391
what the fuck is wrong with you?

1314
01:32:56,446 --> 01:32:57,653
He broke the vial on purpose!

1315
01:32:58,948 --> 01:33:01,315
You're a fucking idiot!
You're out of control, Harry!

1316
01:33:01,493 --> 01:33:03,573
If we made it out of here,
he was gonna kill us both!

1317
01:33:08,416 --> 01:33:10,578
For fuck's sake, it looks like
he wouldn't have fucking had to!

1318
01:33:10,835 --> 01:33:12,167
Oh, ye of little faith.

1319
01:33:34,025 --> 01:33:36,187
This does not mean
you're off the fucking hook!

1320
01:33:37,195 --> 01:33:38,652
We need to go dark.

1321
01:33:38,822 --> 01:33:40,029
We don't know who else at Statesman

1322
01:33:40,156 --> 01:33:41,772
could be working against us.

1323
01:33:42,534 --> 01:33:43,615
Shit! This is all my fault.

1324
01:33:43,701 --> 01:33:45,864
You weren't ready for the field
and I pushed for it!

1325
01:33:45,954 --> 01:33:46,944
He showed his hand.

1326
01:33:47,038 --> 01:33:48,700
You think he'd have let us live?

1327
01:33:48,873 --> 01:33:50,713
You should be thanking me
for saving our arses!

1328
01:33:50,875 --> 01:33:51,956
Saving our arses?

1329
01:33:52,043 --> 01:33:53,454
Try saying that to fucking Whiskey!

1330
01:34:03,721 --> 01:34:05,178
You are unbelievable!

1331
01:34:06,224 --> 01:34:07,965
- Merlin, can you hear me?
- Yes, Eggsy.

1332
01:34:07,989 --> 01:34:09,343
Whiskey's down. He's been shot.

1333
01:34:09,894 --> 01:34:11,135
What happened?

1334
01:34:18,236 --> 01:34:20,228
He got caught in the crossfire.

1335
01:34:21,072 --> 01:34:23,064
I've applied the alpha gel.
We'll bring him in.

1336
01:34:23,199 --> 01:34:24,940
But first, I've gotta find a
way to get back up to that lab

1337
01:34:25,034 --> 01:34:26,741
and retrieve more antidote.

1338
01:34:29,664 --> 01:34:32,247
Charlie, what's
happening? Where are you?

1339
01:34:32,584 --> 01:34:34,200
Everything's under control.

1340
01:34:34,377 --> 01:34:36,710
I'm sorry, Charlie. I'm so sorry.

1341
01:34:37,046 --> 01:34:39,254
Please don't tell Poppy
it was me they followed.

1342
01:34:39,424 --> 01:34:40,624
Don't worry, darling.

1343
01:34:40,758 --> 01:34:42,750
What happens in Italy...

1344
01:34:45,180 --> 01:34:46,421
stays in Italy.

1345
01:34:47,682 --> 01:34:48,718
Thank you.

1346
01:35:02,113 --> 01:35:06,448
Merlin, change of plans.
Wu Ting Feng, Singapore.

1347
01:35:06,618 --> 01:35:07,779
- Who?
- Exactly.

1348
01:35:07,952 --> 01:35:09,443
It's the only lead we've got.

1349
01:35:09,621 --> 01:35:11,203
So I suggest you find out who he is.

1350
01:35:13,082 --> 01:35:14,118
Come on.

1351
01:35:18,379 --> 01:35:20,462
Wu Ting Feng, he's
an assistant at a law firm.

1352
01:35:21,132 --> 01:35:22,589
Let's get through their firewall.

1353
01:35:22,717 --> 01:35:23,753
Yep.

1354
01:35:24,886 --> 01:35:26,047
Merlin...

1355
01:35:26,221 --> 01:35:28,554
have you ever wanted
to do more than this?

1356
01:35:29,557 --> 01:35:30,968
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.

1357
01:35:31,100 --> 01:35:32,136
This is vital.

1358
01:35:32,310 --> 01:35:33,767
Without us, they'd be lost.

1359
01:35:33,937 --> 01:35:36,145
I know, but you know what I mean.

1360
01:35:36,314 --> 01:35:38,476
Get out there in the field.

1361
01:35:38,650 --> 01:35:39,766
Well, have you ever asked?

1362
01:35:39,901 --> 01:35:40,937
Of course I have.

1363
01:35:41,152 --> 01:35:43,394
But every time an agent's
position has come up...

1364
01:35:43,571 --> 01:35:46,154
Whiskey has voted against me.

1365
01:35:46,563 --> 01:35:48,555
- No.
- Yeah.

1366
01:35:48,646 --> 01:35:50,638
Wait, wait, wait. Look, check it out.

1367
01:35:50,662 --> 01:35:51,652
Email in from Poppy,

1368
01:35:51,788 --> 01:35:53,620
from a senior partner at the firm.

1369
01:35:54,972 --> 01:35:56,383
They're coordinates.

1370
01:36:00,088 --> 01:36:01,329
Cambodia?

1371
01:36:02,674 --> 01:36:04,916
You have any reconnaissance
drones down in Asia?

1372
01:36:04,966 --> 01:36:06,773
Sure do. Sending them in right now.

1373
01:36:13,643 --> 01:36:16,260
The government today urged
Golden Circle victims...

1374
01:36:16,354 --> 01:36:21,019
to report to the temporary field
hospitals now set up across the country.

1375
01:36:21,192 --> 01:36:22,933
The president's handling of the crisis

1376
01:36:23,027 --> 01:36:25,610
has been commended
by other world leaders.

1377
01:36:25,780 --> 01:36:28,318
Damn. Politics has never been so easy.

1378
01:36:28,491 --> 01:36:30,528
Oh, Jesus, Fox.

1379
01:36:30,702 --> 01:36:31,818
What?

1380
01:36:40,003 --> 01:36:41,210
Oh, God.

1381
01:36:46,134 --> 01:36:47,170
Like I said, sir...

1382
01:36:47,385 --> 01:36:49,877
this affects all people
from all backgrounds.

1383
01:36:50,054 --> 01:36:51,670
I'm disappointed, Fox.

1384
01:36:51,848 --> 01:36:53,555
Disappointed and disgusted.

1385
01:36:53,725 --> 01:36:56,638
Mr. President, I routinely work

1386
01:36:56,728 --> 01:36:58,890
a 20 hour day for you, 7 days a week.

1387
01:36:59,355 --> 01:37:02,189
Maybe some can do that
without chemical help.

1388
01:37:02,567 --> 01:37:05,355
Countless people are going to die.

1389
01:37:05,528 --> 01:37:07,064
You can save them, sir.

1390
01:37:08,197 --> 01:37:09,688
Innocent people like me.

1391
01:37:12,413 --> 01:37:13,742
Not that innocent.

1392
01:37:44,400 --> 01:37:45,436
He looks great.

1393
01:37:45,610 --> 01:37:46,600
Good.

1394
01:37:52,075 --> 01:37:53,441
Good news, gentlemen.

1395
01:37:53,576 --> 01:37:55,056
He'll be back on his feet in no time.

1396
01:37:55,119 --> 01:37:56,951
I'm not certain that's a good idea.

1397
01:37:57,121 --> 01:37:58,111
What do you mean?

1398
01:37:58,289 --> 01:38:00,076
I shot Agent Whiskey. Deliberately.

1399
01:38:00,625 --> 01:38:01,615
What, why?

1400
01:38:01,793 --> 01:38:02,833
He was working against us.

1401
01:38:02,960 --> 01:38:05,077
And until we find out why,
I say we trust no one.

1402
01:38:05,254 --> 01:38:07,120
Merlin, Harry's sick.

1403
01:38:07,465 --> 01:38:09,127
This whole thing is my fault.

1404
01:38:09,300 --> 01:38:10,632
I thought he was ready.

1405
01:38:16,099 --> 01:38:18,307
I'm sorry, I've got to take this.

1406
01:38:18,601 --> 01:38:19,637
Listen to me.

1407
01:38:20,144 --> 01:38:21,760
This is not about my mental health.

1408
01:38:21,938 --> 01:38:24,305
If there's a chance there's
a double agent in our midst...

1409
01:38:24,482 --> 01:38:28,146
or worse, if Statesman itself
has a dark agenda...

1410
01:38:29,112 --> 01:38:30,774
we have to safeguard this mission.

1411
01:38:30,988 --> 01:38:34,322
We both know the president
wants these victims dead.

1412
01:38:34,659 --> 01:38:36,070
Hey, baby.

1413
01:38:38,121 --> 01:38:39,157
Hey.

1414
01:38:41,582 --> 01:38:42,618
Fuck.

1415
01:38:42,792 --> 01:38:45,330
Look, Harry, I trust you.
I always have.

1416
01:38:45,586 --> 01:38:50,039
But it's about this situation.
We need Statesman's resources.

1417
01:38:50,133 --> 01:38:51,999
And I need to know
that you are fit for work.

1418
01:38:52,260 --> 01:38:53,796
Babe, why didn't you call me?

1419
01:38:53,970 --> 01:38:55,461
Are you the banana man?

1420
01:38:55,638 --> 01:38:58,494
Listen, we're on the verge of finding
an antidote. It's gonna be all right.

1421
01:38:58,599 --> 01:38:59,589
Now, look left for me.

1422
01:38:59,684 --> 01:39:00,765
There's nothing wrong with my brain.

1423
01:39:00,852 --> 01:39:02,343
Look right.

1424
01:39:02,478 --> 01:39:03,598
Can you remember the headline

1425
01:39:03,604 --> 01:39:05,484
when you uncovered that
spy ring in the Pentagon?

1426
01:39:05,523 --> 01:39:07,606
The football.
England beat Germany, 5-1.

1427
01:39:07,775 --> 01:39:09,107
Thatcher's assassination attempt.

1428
01:39:09,193 --> 01:39:10,193
Charles and Di's wedding.

1429
01:39:10,319 --> 01:39:11,776
Hey, Björn Borg.

1430
01:39:22,373 --> 01:39:24,035
Babe, if you can hear me,

1431
01:39:24,125 --> 01:39:26,333
I want you to know that I love you.

1432
01:39:26,502 --> 01:39:28,622
And if we get through this,
and you'll have me back...

1433
01:39:28,646 --> 01:39:31,309
I wanna be with you. No matter what.

1434
01:39:31,382 --> 01:39:32,463
I promise I won't let you down.

1435
01:39:32,550 --> 01:39:33,882
It's all gonna be all right.

1436
01:39:34,051 --> 01:39:35,462
My favourite singer.

1437
01:39:35,636 --> 01:39:37,502
I don't bloody know.
How would I know that?

1438
01:39:37,722 --> 01:39:39,554
- It's John Denver.
- Merlin!

1439
01:39:40,141 --> 01:39:41,701
Have you got eyes on that location yet?

1440
01:39:42,185 --> 01:39:44,225
Soon. The reconnaissance
drone's about an hour away.

1441
01:39:44,312 --> 01:39:45,348
Which gives us time to sort out...

1442
01:39:45,521 --> 01:39:47,081
Bollocks, we haven't time for anything.

1443
01:39:47,190 --> 01:39:49,307
I'm leaving now. With or without you.

1444
01:40:07,543 --> 01:40:09,330
Hello!

1445
01:40:09,504 --> 01:40:10,836
Identify yourself.

1446
01:40:11,152 --> 01:40:14,566
My name is Stacey Prewitt.
I'm Ms. Poppy Adams' attorney.

1447
01:40:15,426 --> 01:40:17,418
Poppy, you expecting a lawyer tonight?

1448
01:40:17,595 --> 01:40:19,507
Oh, yes. Please send him in.

1449
01:40:19,680 --> 01:40:22,548
But don't forget to
reactivate the landmines.

1450
01:40:27,939 --> 01:40:29,521
Good evening, Ms. Adams.

1451
01:40:29,690 --> 01:40:34,606
My lawyer is bringing you
the document right now.

1452
01:40:34,779 --> 01:40:36,270
Hurry up.

1453
01:40:36,447 --> 01:40:37,528
And once you countersign,

1454
01:40:37,615 --> 01:40:39,864
it becomes an executive decree
and you can't back out,

1455
01:40:39,951 --> 01:40:41,237
and then I release the antidote.

1456
01:40:41,410 --> 01:40:42,776
Can you give me any assurance

1457
01:40:42,870 --> 01:40:44,452
you can get it out there in time?

1458
01:40:44,622 --> 01:40:45,612
And where's it gonna come from?

1459
01:40:45,748 --> 01:40:47,108
How long it'll take to distribute?

1460
01:40:47,124 --> 01:40:49,582
I wouldn't worry about that.
I have secure stockpiles...

1461
01:40:49,752 --> 01:40:52,620
hidden in every major city worldwide.

1462
01:40:52,797 --> 01:40:54,959
And when I enter the access code...

1463
01:40:55,132 --> 01:40:56,543
my fleet of drones

1464
01:40:56,634 --> 01:40:58,796
will distribute
the antidote immediately.

1465
01:40:59,554 --> 01:41:01,887
So don't dilly-dally
signin' that document

1466
01:41:01,973 --> 01:41:03,635
'cause time is running out.

1467
01:41:06,477 --> 01:41:07,888
You dumb bitch!

1468
01:41:17,822 --> 01:41:18,903
You all right?

1469
01:41:20,992 --> 01:41:22,824
What was that phone call you got?

1470
01:41:23,077 --> 01:41:24,613
Let's not, Harry.

1471
01:41:25,454 --> 01:41:26,774
I don't think you'd sympathize...

1472
01:41:26,831 --> 01:41:28,823
and I'm not really in
the mood for a lecture.

1473
01:41:33,030 --> 01:41:34,020
All right.

1474
01:41:37,106 --> 01:41:39,769
How about a Martini?
For old times' sake?

1475
01:41:41,941 --> 01:41:42,977
Yeah, all right.

1476
01:41:55,985 --> 01:41:57,942
I had a girlfriend.

1477
01:42:00,748 --> 01:42:01,864
I lost her.

1478
01:42:02,830 --> 01:42:04,241
And it broke me.

1479
01:42:06,287 --> 01:42:08,529
And now, if this mission fails...

1480
01:42:10,330 --> 01:42:11,491
she's gonna die.

1481
01:42:13,777 --> 01:42:15,860
I know it's against Kingsman rules,

1482
01:42:15,906 --> 01:42:17,898
having a relationship.

1483
01:42:21,719 --> 01:42:23,051
When I was shot...

1484
01:42:24,046 --> 01:42:25,284
can you guess what the last thing was

1485
01:42:25,306 --> 01:42:26,638
that flashed through my mind?

1486
01:42:29,226 --> 01:42:32,845
It was absolutely nothing.

1487
01:42:35,191 --> 01:42:36,807
I had no ties.

1488
01:42:37,693 --> 01:42:39,901
No bittersweet memories.

1489
01:42:40,696 --> 01:42:42,528
I was leaving nothing behind.

1490
01:42:44,742 --> 01:42:46,825
Never experienced companionship...

1491
01:42:47,828 --> 01:42:49,239
never been in love...

1492
01:42:50,581 --> 01:42:52,413
and in that moment...

1493
01:42:52,583 --> 01:42:55,747
all I felt was loneliness...

1494
01:42:56,253 --> 01:42:57,243
and regret.

1495
01:42:59,090 --> 01:43:00,376
I'm sorry.

1496
01:43:00,549 --> 01:43:01,585
Don't be.

1497
01:43:04,095 --> 01:43:06,257
Just know that
having something to lose...

1498
01:43:08,599 --> 01:43:10,886
is what makes life worth living.

1499
01:43:11,936 --> 01:43:13,848
Now, let's go and save your girl.

1500
01:43:15,372 --> 01:43:16,988
I missed you, Harry.

1501
01:43:22,366 --> 01:43:23,482
Gentlemen.

1502
01:43:23,698 --> 01:43:25,109
I hate to break up a party.

1503
01:43:25,616 --> 01:43:28,529
We're nearly there,
so I suggest we get ready.

1504
01:43:29,912 --> 01:43:30,948
Follow me.

1505
01:43:40,631 --> 01:43:42,793
Oh, yes.

1506
01:43:52,309 --> 01:43:53,720
Hello, gorgeous.

1507
01:43:53,894 --> 01:43:55,180
I'm Jack. What's your name?

1508
01:43:55,354 --> 01:43:57,311
How would you like to ride
home on a real cowboy?

1509
01:43:57,481 --> 01:43:58,921
I got a six pack of cold ones on ice

1510
01:43:58,983 --> 01:44:00,315
and my roomie's out all night.

1511
01:44:00,484 --> 01:44:03,443
So you can scream my name
as loud as you need to, sugar.

1512
01:44:03,612 --> 01:44:06,150
I hate to do this to you, Jack.

1513
01:44:06,323 --> 01:44:07,313
Who's this pretty lady?

1514
01:44:07,491 --> 01:44:08,481
She's dead.

1515
01:44:09,076 --> 01:44:11,443
Cops said wrong place, wrong time.

1516
01:44:11,620 --> 01:44:13,486
Hey, honey. I'm heading
to the grocery store.

1517
01:44:18,753 --> 01:44:19,960
My name is Poppy Adams.

1518
01:44:36,896 --> 01:44:37,886
Ginger.

1519
01:44:38,063 --> 01:44:41,397
Goddamn butterfly guy shot me
in the fucking head.

1520
01:44:41,567 --> 01:44:42,899
Why would he do that?

1521
01:44:45,654 --> 01:44:47,441
Well, I'm guessing
you didn't fix him right.

1522
01:44:47,948 --> 01:44:49,564
And where the hell is he?

1523
01:44:49,742 --> 01:44:53,235
He's on his way to Cambodia
with Eggsy and Merlin.

1524
01:44:53,412 --> 01:44:55,324
That's where Poppy's base is.

1525
01:44:55,498 --> 01:44:56,989
Eggsy's gonna need backup.

1526
01:44:57,166 --> 01:44:58,327
Yes, he is.

1527
01:44:58,501 --> 01:44:59,821
Get the Silver Pony on the runway

1528
01:44:59,835 --> 01:45:01,042
and ready to take off.

1529
01:45:11,764 --> 01:45:13,005
Hey, hey.

1530
01:45:13,182 --> 01:45:15,640
Looking good, Merlin.

1531
01:45:16,477 --> 01:45:17,968
Feeling good, Eggsy.

1532
01:45:21,357 --> 01:45:23,440
Right. This is yours.

1533
01:45:24,944 --> 01:45:26,105
That's for you.

1534
01:45:38,874 --> 01:45:40,490
Press the "S".

1535
01:45:41,460 --> 01:45:42,792
Minesweeper.

1536
01:45:42,962 --> 01:45:44,169
Courtesy of Statesman.

1537
01:45:45,214 --> 01:45:46,974
- And what about these?
- Careful.

1538
01:45:47,299 --> 01:45:48,631
Those are hand grenades.

1539
01:45:50,970 --> 01:45:54,179
As discussed, this is for the endgame.

1540
01:45:55,057 --> 01:45:56,468
I'm entrusting it to you.

1541
01:46:03,274 --> 01:46:05,641
And I'm entrusting this...

1542
01:46:08,571 --> 01:46:09,652
to me.

1543
01:46:32,386 --> 01:46:35,379
Millions of Golden
Circle victims worldwide...

1544
01:46:35,563 --> 01:46:38,715
are now entering stage three paralysis.

1545
01:46:41,520 --> 01:46:42,560
In his latest statement...

1546
01:46:42,688 --> 01:46:44,099
the president promised he was doing

1547
01:46:44,189 --> 01:46:45,475
everything in his power...

1548
01:46:45,649 --> 01:46:48,733
to speed up negotiations
and save lives.

1549
01:46:48,903 --> 01:46:50,439
But fears are growing that for many,

1550
01:46:50,529 --> 01:46:52,316
it may soon be too late.

1551
01:46:52,489 --> 01:46:55,323
Our thoughts and prayers
are with the victims.

1552
01:46:55,492 --> 01:46:56,608
God help us all.

1553
01:47:40,079 --> 01:47:41,786
Right. This is where we split up.

1554
01:47:41,872 --> 01:47:43,033
Pincer movement.

1555
01:47:43,457 --> 01:47:44,743
Merlin, you're with me.

1556
01:47:44,917 --> 01:47:46,874
Eggsy, you signal
when we're in position.

1557
01:47:55,177 --> 01:47:57,214
Don't move.

1558
01:47:58,305 --> 01:48:00,922
You move, we die.

1559
01:48:09,483 --> 01:48:11,395
Luckily, I have this.

1560
01:48:20,119 --> 01:48:23,703
This spray will freeze
the trigger mechanism...

1561
01:48:23,872 --> 01:48:26,706
give us a split second.

1562
01:48:27,710 --> 01:48:29,952
So on the count of three...

1563
01:48:30,129 --> 01:48:31,336
what I want you to...

1564
01:48:31,505 --> 01:48:32,541
Merlin!

1565
01:48:48,522 --> 01:48:49,962
Merlin, what the fuck have you done?

1566
01:48:50,649 --> 01:48:53,312
Our journey together
began many years ago...

1567
01:48:54,403 --> 01:48:56,083
when your father
did the same thing for us.

1568
01:48:56,947 --> 01:48:59,439
Our journey began
with a mistake I made.

1569
01:48:59,616 --> 01:49:01,448
Give me the can. That's an order.

1570
01:49:02,077 --> 01:49:03,158
Can's empty.

1571
01:49:03,954 --> 01:49:05,161
Split second's over.

1572
01:49:05,748 --> 01:49:07,410
You two need to get going.

1573
01:49:07,583 --> 01:49:08,869
No, no, no. There's got
to be another way.

1574
01:49:08,959 --> 01:49:09,949
He's right.

1575
01:49:10,044 --> 01:49:11,535
Mission comes first.

1576
01:49:11,712 --> 01:49:12,912
Bollocks, mission comes first!

1577
01:49:12,921 --> 01:49:14,002
Eggsy!

1578
01:49:14,319 --> 01:49:16,857
This is no time for emotion.
Remember your training.

1579
01:49:16,884 --> 01:49:18,125
Or we all die.

1580
01:49:20,554 --> 01:49:22,136
Now get on with it.

1581
01:49:22,573 --> 01:49:24,986
Do as you're told. Move it!

1582
01:49:32,274 --> 01:49:33,264
Go.

1583
01:49:42,367 --> 01:49:43,357
It's been an honour.

1584
01:49:45,662 --> 01:49:46,652
Good luck.

1585
01:50:11,605 --> 01:50:13,597
♪ Almost heaven ♪

1586
01:50:15,567 --> 01:50:16,808
♪ West Virginia ♪

1587
01:50:18,946 --> 01:50:20,482
♪ Blue Ridge Mountains ♪

1588
01:50:20,656 --> 01:50:23,490
♪ Shenandoah River ♪

1589
01:50:24,618 --> 01:50:26,359
- Poppy, come in.
- Roger.

1590
01:50:26,453 --> 01:50:27,489
♪ Life is old there ♪

1591
01:50:27,579 --> 01:50:28,695
Are you expecting another lawyer?

1592
01:50:28,789 --> 01:50:30,030
♪ Older than the trees ♪

1593
01:50:30,124 --> 01:50:31,490
There's a guy here singing.

1594
01:50:31,667 --> 01:50:33,158
♪ Younger than the mountains ♪

1595
01:50:33,335 --> 01:50:34,377
Singing?

1596
01:50:34,424 --> 01:50:36,043
♪ Blowin' like a breeze ♪

1597
01:50:36,213 --> 01:50:38,921
♪ Country roads ♪

1598
01:50:39,091 --> 01:50:41,583
♪ Take me home ♪

1599
01:50:41,760 --> 01:50:43,752
♪ To the place ♪

1600
01:50:44,721 --> 01:50:45,757
♪ I belong ♪

1601
01:50:45,931 --> 01:50:47,547
Bring him to me.

1602
01:50:47,724 --> 01:50:50,341
♪ West Virginia ♪

1603
01:50:50,519 --> 01:50:53,011
♪ Mountain momma ♪

1604
01:50:53,188 --> 01:50:55,851
♪ Take me home ♪

1605
01:50:56,024 --> 01:50:58,016
♪ Country road ♪

1606
01:50:59,778 --> 01:51:01,644
Poppy, we got a situation here.

1607
01:51:01,822 --> 01:51:03,984
♪ Country roads ♪

1608
01:51:04,158 --> 01:51:06,491
♪ Take me home ♪

1609
01:51:06,660 --> 01:51:11,530
♪ To the place I belong ♪

1610
01:51:11,713 --> 01:51:14,853
♪ West Virginia ♪

1611
01:51:14,927 --> 01:51:17,118
♪ Mountain momma ♪

1612
01:51:17,296 --> 01:51:19,663
♪ Take me home ♪

1613
01:51:19,840 --> 01:51:30,434
♪ Country roads ♪

1614
01:51:39,359 --> 01:51:40,440
Ooh.

1615
01:51:40,694 --> 01:51:42,151
He stepped on a land mine.

1616
01:51:43,071 --> 01:51:45,279
Can we get somebody out there
to clean that up?

1617
01:51:47,201 --> 01:51:48,612
Hello?

1618
01:52:05,052 --> 01:52:06,793
Crap. We're under attack.

1619
01:52:06,970 --> 01:52:08,381
Code five. Code five.

1620
01:52:08,972 --> 01:52:09,962
You two, off your fuckin' asses.

1621
01:52:10,057 --> 01:52:11,138
Guard the door.

1622
01:52:12,165 --> 01:52:14,600
Sir Elton, stay here.
We're under attack.

1623
01:52:17,397 --> 01:52:19,434
- Is it a rescue attempt?
- Might be.

1624
01:52:20,442 --> 01:52:21,523
Yes!

1625
01:52:23,528 --> 01:52:25,315
♪ Wednesday, Wednesday ♪

1626
01:52:25,489 --> 01:52:27,615
♪ Wednesday, Wednesday ♪

1627
01:52:27,656 --> 01:52:29,616
♪ Wednesday, Wednesday ♪

1628
01:52:29,701 --> 01:52:31,533
♪ Wednesday night's all right ♪

1629
01:52:31,703 --> 01:52:32,693
♪ Hey ♪

1630
01:52:32,871 --> 01:52:34,231
Isn't that supposed to be Saturday?

1631
01:52:34,248 --> 01:52:35,955
- What day is it today?
- Wednesday.

1632
01:52:36,124 --> 01:52:37,240
Exactly!

1633
01:53:18,250 --> 01:53:20,287
- Elton, just calm down.
- Fuck you!

1634
01:53:32,222 --> 01:53:33,258
Stay there, Elton.

1635
01:53:33,432 --> 01:53:34,422
Fuck off!

1636
01:53:34,599 --> 01:53:36,591
Or I'll fuck you up.

1637
01:54:11,428 --> 01:54:12,464
Fuck me.

1638
01:55:12,030 --> 01:55:14,192
Holy cow. Get this out of here. Go!

1639
01:55:16,243 --> 01:55:17,323
Eggsy, get the case.

1640
01:55:22,290 --> 01:55:23,747
You are going to tell me...

1641
01:55:23,917 --> 01:55:25,249
what the access code is.

1642
01:56:56,051 --> 01:56:58,338
Come on, Jet. Good girl.

1643
01:57:04,059 --> 01:57:05,220
Motherfucker!

1644
01:57:37,801 --> 01:57:39,167
Get out of the way, Elton.

1645
01:57:40,220 --> 01:57:42,132
Stay down. It's not allowed to hurt me.

1646
01:57:42,305 --> 01:57:43,341
Thank you.

1647
01:58:21,678 --> 01:58:22,919
Fuck you, Poppy!

1648
01:58:23,597 --> 01:58:24,963
Fuck you, Poppy!

1649
01:58:25,557 --> 01:58:27,549
Fuck you, Elton.

1650
01:58:29,060 --> 01:58:31,643
Kill Elton John.

1651
01:58:34,816 --> 01:58:35,852
Fuck!

1652
01:58:38,153 --> 01:58:39,769
Elton, take the ball.

1653
01:58:49,331 --> 01:58:50,367
Thank you.

1654
01:58:50,540 --> 01:58:52,953
Now, go off and save the world.

1655
01:58:53,126 --> 01:58:54,583
If I save the world,
can I have two tickets

1656
01:58:54,669 --> 01:58:55,750
to your next concert?

1657
01:58:55,920 --> 01:58:57,786
Darling, if you save the world,

1658
01:58:57,881 --> 01:58:59,668
you can have a backstage pass.

1659
01:59:08,016 --> 01:59:09,678
Fuck you.

1660
01:59:12,687 --> 01:59:13,723
Time's up.

1661
01:59:14,105 --> 01:59:15,186
Fuck!

1662
01:59:20,945 --> 01:59:22,145
Bennie, Bennie, Bennie!

1663
01:59:22,405 --> 01:59:23,441
Get them!

1664
01:59:23,531 --> 01:59:24,567
Got it.

1665
01:59:25,784 --> 01:59:26,824
Kill him, Bennie!

1666
01:59:27,243 --> 01:59:29,280
Here, heel! Heel! Good boy!

1667
01:59:29,454 --> 01:59:30,490
Come on!

1668
01:59:37,045 --> 01:59:38,206
Give me the code.

1669
01:59:38,380 --> 01:59:40,042
No. We're not done yet.

1670
01:59:46,137 --> 01:59:47,344
Lucky for you, Charlie...

1671
01:59:47,514 --> 01:59:49,972
one of us understands
what it means to be a gentleman.

1672
01:59:55,689 --> 01:59:57,021
Let's make this fair.

1673
02:00:43,653 --> 02:00:44,894
Give me the code!

1674
02:00:45,071 --> 02:00:46,858
I can't.

1675
02:00:47,031 --> 02:00:48,021
Only Poppy knows it.

1676
02:00:49,033 --> 02:00:50,593
Well, then you're no use
to me, are you?

1677
02:00:51,369 --> 02:00:52,409
For the record, Charlie...

1678
02:00:52,579 --> 02:00:54,821
I'm more of a gentleman
than you'll ever be.

1679
02:00:55,999 --> 02:00:58,241
But right now, it's time
to drop the gentle bit.

1680
02:00:59,669 --> 02:01:01,001
This is for Kingsman.

1681
02:01:02,005 --> 02:01:03,496
For my mate Brandon.

1682
02:01:04,466 --> 02:01:06,128
For Roxy.

1683
02:01:06,301 --> 02:01:07,712
For JB.

1684
02:01:10,096 --> 02:01:11,553
And for Merlin.

1685
02:01:13,266 --> 02:01:14,848
Good night, bruv.

1686
02:01:41,377 --> 02:01:43,243
Hey, fellas.

1687
02:01:43,671 --> 02:01:45,082
You're going to give us the code.

1688
02:01:47,050 --> 02:01:48,291
Or what?

1689
02:01:48,468 --> 02:01:51,288
'Cause you don't seem like
the kind of gentleman

1690
02:01:51,348 --> 02:01:53,715
who would hurt a lady.

1691
02:01:56,184 --> 02:01:58,801
Perhaps not. Call me old-fashioned...

1692
02:01:58,978 --> 02:02:01,545
I don't consider genocide
especially ladylike.

1693
02:02:01,605 --> 02:02:04,222
Right. Enough small talk.

1694
02:02:06,236 --> 02:02:07,272
Give us the code.

1695
02:02:07,445 --> 02:02:08,652
Sure.

1696
02:02:08,822 --> 02:02:10,905
No. I don't think so.

1697
02:02:15,203 --> 02:02:16,284
Ow!

1698
02:02:21,000 --> 02:02:22,036
Heroin.

1699
02:02:22,752 --> 02:02:23,952
You know, where I come from...

1700
02:02:23,962 --> 02:02:26,124
this shit you've been peddling's
ruined a lot of lives.

1701
02:02:27,446 --> 02:02:29,062
But yours is even more deadly.

1702
02:02:29,551 --> 02:02:31,588
But it feels so nice,
it's gonna make you

1703
02:02:31,678 --> 02:02:33,260
- lower your guard.
- Mmm.

1704
02:02:33,429 --> 02:02:36,968
Our colleague, Merlin,
may he rest in peace...

1705
02:02:37,141 --> 02:02:39,383
managed to synthesize your
horrible little formula...

1706
02:02:39,561 --> 02:02:40,802
and speed up its effects.

1707
02:02:40,979 --> 02:02:43,847
So I would say you have
just under eight minutes...

1708
02:02:44,023 --> 02:02:46,640
before paralysis sets in
and your breathing stops.

1709
02:02:46,818 --> 02:02:49,561
But, of course,
you know all about that.

1710
02:02:49,737 --> 02:02:52,445
So here's the deal. You release
the antidote worldwide,

1711
02:02:52,532 --> 02:02:54,114
and we make sure you get a dose.

1712
02:02:54,284 --> 02:02:56,321
I have to give you the code to live?

1713
02:02:56,494 --> 02:02:59,658
Honey, you're so smart.
You should work for me.

1714
02:02:59,831 --> 02:03:01,367
Right. Give us the code.

1715
02:03:02,584 --> 02:03:06,123
Why not? The decree's getting
signed soon...

1716
02:03:06,296 --> 02:03:07,912
anyhoo. Um...

1717
02:03:08,715 --> 02:03:10,923
It's "VIVALASVEGAN".

1718
02:03:12,051 --> 02:03:13,167
Get it?

1719
02:03:13,761 --> 02:03:16,299
"VIVALAS"...

1720
02:03:16,389 --> 02:03:17,596
Mmm.

1721
02:03:18,850 --> 02:03:20,682
Come snuggle with me.

1722
02:03:21,644 --> 02:03:23,476
I like you.

1723
02:03:25,773 --> 02:03:27,765
I don't think that's terribly likely.

1724
02:03:50,048 --> 02:03:51,084
She's OD'd.

1725
02:03:51,257 --> 02:03:52,498
You gave her too much.

1726
02:03:52,675 --> 02:03:53,882
Did I?

1727
02:03:54,218 --> 02:03:56,801
You know, I really don't have as much
experience with all this drug stuff...

1728
02:03:56,888 --> 02:03:57,878
as people think.

1729
02:03:58,723 --> 02:03:59,884
Better be the right code.

1730
02:04:03,686 --> 02:04:07,179
"Viva las..."

1731
02:04:07,357 --> 02:04:08,438
So?

1732
02:04:12,195 --> 02:04:13,436
Don't move, kid.

1733
02:04:13,792 --> 02:04:16,445
You try anything funny,
and I'll turn this thing electric.

1734
02:04:17,700 --> 02:04:20,192
Now give up your guns,
fellas. Slide 'em over.

1735
02:04:25,875 --> 02:04:26,865
Whiskey.

1736
02:04:27,043 --> 02:04:28,784
We are all on the same side here.

1737
02:04:28,878 --> 02:04:29,878
You've had a head injury.

1738
02:04:30,046 --> 02:04:31,628
The exact same thing happened to Harry.

1739
02:04:31,798 --> 02:04:34,040
You're havin' some
sort of brain glitch.

1740
02:04:34,217 --> 02:04:37,051
Nope. My brain's all good, kid.

1741
02:04:37,720 --> 02:04:39,052
And you know what?

1742
02:04:39,222 --> 02:04:42,465
I reckon the same was true for
your friend Harry over here.

1743
02:04:43,059 --> 02:04:45,642
Real fine instincts,
I'll give him that.

1744
02:04:45,812 --> 02:04:47,083
So stay still...

1745
02:04:47,137 --> 02:04:49,554
or I'll dice him up so small,
you can take him home in a bucket...

1746
02:04:49,610 --> 02:04:52,399
and still have room for what's left
of your buddy, Merlin.

1747
02:04:53,653 --> 02:04:55,189
Well, that's just fucking great.

1748
02:04:55,279 --> 02:04:56,599
You're working for the president?

1749
02:04:56,781 --> 02:04:58,022
That asshole?

1750
02:04:59,409 --> 02:05:03,278
Hell no. It's a matter
of personal principle, agent.

1751
02:05:03,454 --> 02:05:05,411
No more drug users.

1752
02:05:06,124 --> 02:05:08,958
And the Statesman share price rockets.

1753
02:05:10,586 --> 02:05:13,454
So those are your principles?
Making money?

1754
02:05:13,965 --> 02:05:16,048
Our agencies were
founded to uphold peace.

1755
02:05:16,134 --> 02:05:17,250
To protect the innocent.

1756
02:05:17,427 --> 02:05:19,419
Do you wanna know who was innocent?

1757
02:05:20,008 --> 02:05:22,303
My high school sweetheart.

1758
02:05:22,932 --> 02:05:24,139
Love of my life.

1759
02:05:25,116 --> 02:05:26,732
Pregnant with my little boy.

1760
02:05:27,770 --> 02:05:29,306
He'd be about your age now...

1761
02:05:29,772 --> 02:05:31,692
if his mama hadn't got caught
in the crossfire...

1762
02:05:31,774 --> 02:05:35,693
when two meth head freaks decided
to rob a fucking convenience store.

1763
02:05:37,837 --> 02:05:40,295
A world without those people in it...

1764
02:05:41,617 --> 02:05:43,779
sure smells like peace to me.

1765
02:05:44,954 --> 02:05:46,286
You break the law...

1766
02:05:46,956 --> 02:05:48,788
you pay the price.

1767
02:05:49,625 --> 02:05:51,287
Good riddance...

1768
02:05:51,669 --> 02:05:53,786
to all of them.

1769
02:05:58,676 --> 02:06:01,134
That's why I got to destroy that case.

1770
02:06:02,055 --> 02:06:05,469
Now slide it over, Agent Galahad.

1771
02:06:10,521 --> 02:06:11,511
Thank you.

1772
02:06:12,065 --> 02:06:13,306
Do you know what, Harry?

1773
02:06:14,067 --> 02:06:15,148
I think he's got a point.

1774
02:06:17,987 --> 02:06:21,071
I think it sounds like a bright idea.

1775
02:08:37,960 --> 02:08:41,795
Put alpha gel on that, dickhead.

1776
02:08:51,974 --> 02:08:53,465
"VIVALASVEGAN".

1777
02:08:55,686 --> 02:08:57,046
This one's for you, Merlin.

1778
02:09:11,943 --> 02:09:15,158
It's a day of worldwide celebration
as millions rejoice...

1779
02:09:15,331 --> 02:09:18,495
after they or their loved ones
were saved from death.

1780
02:09:30,680 --> 02:09:33,172
Distribution of the
Golden Circle antidote continues...

1781
02:09:33,266 --> 02:09:35,007
and field hospitals are emptying...

1782
02:09:35,184 --> 02:09:38,348
as victims return
to their homes tonight, cured.

1783
02:09:59,709 --> 02:10:01,871
Come on, Liam. Man, come on.

1784
02:10:02,044 --> 02:10:04,377
Yes! Yes! Yes!

1785
02:10:04,877 --> 02:10:06,144
Yes, bruv!

1786
02:10:10,094 --> 02:10:11,500
I love you, man! I love you!

1787
02:10:11,527 --> 02:10:14,034
I'm never touching that shit again!

1788
02:10:17,261 --> 02:10:18,251
What happened?

1789
02:10:19,770 --> 02:10:21,932
- Did I miss something?
- You sure did.

1790
02:10:22,106 --> 02:10:25,975
From now on, Tequila,
I suggest you stick to booze.

1791
02:10:28,779 --> 02:10:30,441
The president actively sanctioned

1792
02:10:30,573 --> 02:10:33,566
the deaths of hundreds
of millions of people...

1793
02:10:34,410 --> 02:10:36,242
and lied to the public.

1794
02:10:37,079 --> 02:10:40,163
I am proud to be responsible
for his impeachment...

1795
02:10:40,333 --> 02:10:42,040
and I will do everything I can

1796
02:10:42,126 --> 02:10:44,459
to ensure a smooth transition of power.

1797
02:10:45,755 --> 02:10:48,247
In honour of this historic occasion,

1798
02:10:48,341 --> 02:10:49,627
we have purchased...

1799
02:10:50,926 --> 02:10:52,633
a distillery in Scotland.

1800
02:10:54,263 --> 02:10:55,595
This shows the world...

1801
02:10:55,765 --> 02:11:00,351
that Kingsman is now
joining the liquor business.

1802
02:11:01,145 --> 02:11:02,636
Before we were cousins.

1803
02:11:03,606 --> 02:11:06,974
Now we're brothers,
working side-by-side.

1804
02:11:07,943 --> 02:11:10,936
All our resources are now yours.

1805
02:11:11,113 --> 02:11:12,274
You can rebuild.

1806
02:11:13,449 --> 02:11:15,315
Yeah, y'all shittin'
in high cotton now.

1807
02:11:16,619 --> 02:11:18,702
Agent Tequila,
this is a formal occasion...

1808
02:11:18,871 --> 02:11:20,487
where's your tie and jacket?

1809
02:11:20,664 --> 02:11:21,700
Sorry, sir.

1810
02:11:21,874 --> 02:11:25,538
Maybe the Kingsman boys
can dress you properly.

1811
02:11:26,670 --> 02:11:28,127
To our union!

1812
02:11:29,215 --> 02:11:30,205
To our union!

1813
02:11:34,303 --> 02:11:36,010
Final order of business...

1814
02:11:37,014 --> 02:11:38,505
we would be honoured

1815
02:11:38,641 --> 02:11:41,884
if one of you would be
our new Agent Whiskey.

1816
02:11:42,061 --> 02:11:46,556
Yeah, this two Galahad thing
is just fucking confusing.

1817
02:11:48,150 --> 02:11:49,482
Well, I'm very honoured...

1818
02:11:51,821 --> 02:11:52,811
Champ...

1819
02:11:54,824 --> 02:11:56,816
I'd like to throw my hat in the ring.

1820
02:12:01,163 --> 02:12:02,244
All right!

1821
02:12:03,541 --> 02:12:04,702
Statesmen, the vote.

1822
02:12:08,003 --> 02:12:09,539
Looks like she's in.

1823
02:12:10,005 --> 02:12:11,086
Have a seat.

1824
02:12:15,761 --> 02:12:17,343
To Agent Whiskey!

1825
02:12:17,513 --> 02:12:18,674
Agent Whiskey!

1826
02:12:26,188 --> 02:12:27,269
Cheers!

1827
02:12:32,361 --> 02:12:34,569
Are you sure I don't look like a dick?

1828
02:12:37,450 --> 02:12:38,531
Look in the mirror.

1829
02:12:44,582 --> 02:12:45,789
What do you see?

1830
02:12:46,083 --> 02:12:49,292
Someone who can't believe
what the fuck is going on.

1831
02:12:50,880 --> 02:12:52,542
I see a man who is honourable...

1832
02:12:54,758 --> 02:12:55,874
brave...

1833
02:12:56,719 --> 02:12:57,880
loyal...

1834
02:12:58,596 --> 02:13:00,713
who's fulfilled his huge potential.

1835
02:13:02,558 --> 02:13:04,720
A man who's done
something good with his life.

1836
02:13:06,103 --> 02:13:08,140
I owe you everything, Harry.

1837
02:13:09,789 --> 02:13:10,779
Thank you.

1838
02:13:11,066 --> 02:13:12,147
Don't mention it.

1839
02:13:13,486 --> 02:13:14,476
You ready?

1840
02:13:17,448 --> 02:13:19,405
Not a doubt in my mind.

1841
02:14:11,210 --> 02:14:13,953
As one of our
founding Kingsman once said...

1842
02:14:14,129 --> 02:14:15,370
this is not the end.

1843
02:14:16,131 --> 02:14:18,794
It is not even the beginning
of the end.

1844
02:14:19,343 --> 02:14:23,678
But it is, perhaps,
the end of the beginning.

1845
02:14:24,629 --> 02:14:26,210
Yeah!