8ball

local tbl1 = {};
local tbl2 = {};
local tbl3 = {};

table.insert(tbl1, "Signs point to ");
table.insert(tbl1, "The winds of fate say ");
table.insert(tbl1, "Your mom said ");
table.insert(tbl1, "Smoke signals on the horizon make me think ");
table.insert(tbl1, "It smells like ");
table.insert(tbl1, "RNGesus tells us ");
table.insert(tbl1, "Pohx's gay cousin PoohExtreme told me ");
table.insert(tbl1, "If you thought about it for even a second you would know the answer: ");
table.insert(tbl1, "The almighty Mors knows that the answer is ");
table.insert(tbl1, "What are you an idiot? ");
table.insert(tbl1, "Kripparian took a break from Hearthstone and told me ");
table.insert(tbl1, "A little bird told me ");
table.insert(tbl1, "A big bird told me ");
table.insert(tbl1, "RaizQT insists that the answer is: ");

table.insert(tbl2, "yes.");
table.insert(tbl2, "of course!");
table.insert(tbl2, "no.");
table.insert(tbl2, "Mors did it first.");
table.insert(tbl2, "RaizQT already made a guide for it.");
table.insert(tbl2, "fuck no.");
table.insert(tbl2, "maybe later.");
table.insert(tbl2, "someday.");
table.insert(tbl2, "when you stop being a bitch.");
table.insert(tbl2, "the question is pointless.");




return function(msg,usr,chan)
        local rand = usr
        local test = msg
        if test == "" then
            print("@"..rand..", ask me a goddamn question.");
            return
        end
        if rand == "richjmoney" then
            print("You know best Rich.");
            return
        end
        if rand == "alfims" then
            print("Fuck you, @Alfims.");
            return
        end
        if rand == "sgoatr" then
            print("Go home you're drunk Goat.");
            return
        end
        if rand == "raizqt" then
            print("You don't get to ask questions here, @RaizQT");
            return
        end
        if rand == "mors" then
            print("Didn't you ask this like two years ago?");
            return
        end
        if rand == "zenocidezenius" then
            print("ty for scam <3");
            return
        end
        print("@"..rand..", " .. tbl1[math.random(#tbl1)] .. "" .. tbl2[math.random(#tbl2)]);


end